CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I love engaging with brands on the internet!	true
Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last as long for fat people.	true
The rule of law is china's challenge in the south china sea	false
Ni'ma ford, fashion stylist & model, shares her secret for incredibly smooth lips	false
Doing the right thing for our veterans, 365 days a year	false
What do you do with 365 used condoms? mould them into a tire, and call it a goodyear	true
7 reasons you might have fallen out of love with your partner	false
A jewish santa enters an house and asks... ok kids, what do you want to buy ?	true
4 lessons prison taught me about power and control	false
Asteroid's upcoming 'brush' past earth is nothing to worry about	false
How do i know if he or she is the right partner for me?	false
'me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died	false
To all the people making jokes about reddit and not putting any additional text:	true
Donald trump's bad week with evangelicals just got even worse	false
One how many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?	true
Full-page ad in the new york times demands diversity at fashion week	false
Knock knock joke -knock knock! -who's there? -the alamo -the alamo who? -you said you'd remember!	true
My body is like a greek statue. even if the staff at the museum don't think so.	true
Congress bickers as puerto rico edges closer to a default	false
I don't know, sometimes i just feel invisible therapist: who said that?!?	true
Arnold schwarzenegger's sandwich is nearly 80,000 calories and cooked on a tank	false
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? at parking meteors.	true
Why should you never trust an atom? because they make up everything.	true
I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral	true
I'm going to read braille to the deaf... for the asl competition.	true
When does a joke become a dad joke? when it leaves you and doesn't come back.	true
Yes, medicare for all is definitely a litmus test for democrats	false
Ooh n aah q whats the difference between ooh and aah? a about 3 inches.	true
I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once it was great until i came in cider	true
If everyone jumped off the docks i would too. i'm a sucker for pier pressure.	true
Celebrities who breastfeed: pink tweets gorgeous photo of her nursing willow sage	false
Jeopardy for both: when a private converation is taped	false
Did jennifer lawrence's dress rip at the sag awards? (video, photos)	false
How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?	true
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.	true
Sacha baron cohen oscar ban: academy awards will let star walk red carpet	false
I'm a secondhand veggietarian. i eat cows. cows eat grass. it's science. merica.	true
Once the domain of millennials, uber and lyft are now pursuing seniors	false
Kentucky gov. matt bevin removes names of clerks from marriage licenses	false
Who has the most dangerous job in transylvania? dracula's dentist.	true
I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda but it's just a fanta-sea	true
I always thought my english grades were good but then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet	true
World pet day helps support animal charities in cutest way possible	false
Whats brown and sounds like a bell? duuuuuuu^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg	true
I'm not really sure i'm understanding this financial crisis in greece... it's all greek to me.	true
Woozy woman comes up omg i'm-i'm gonna faint! go ahead, knock yourself out	true
For your consideration: fake bradley cooper in canadian sniper	false
What is the opposite of christopher reeves? christopher walken.	true
I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.	true
What kind of overalls does mario wear? denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)	true
Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? he was on the no fry list.	true
Who experts to visit saudi hospital where sars-like virus spread	false
Mila kunis named sexiest woman alive by esquire magazine (photo)	false
People are imagining what it would take for 2016 to redeem itself	false
Why are flowers the best test takers? they have all of the anthers.	true
Sure, i'd get married. but follow him on twitter? i'm not ready for that kind of commitment.	true
Seattle mayor's accuser in sex-abuse lawsuit comes forward	false
'vampire woman,' other ink fanatics swarm tattoo convention	false
Of course stephen colbert would end his show with a yard sale	false
High tech, high touch: why technology enhances patient-centered care	false
New hampshire lets debunked gay conversion therapy remain legal	false
Why i love duct tape? it can turn no, no no! into mmph, mmmph, mmmph	true
Ohio vs. south florida in ncaa tournament 2012 third round	false
Disturbed by current politics? here's how to get involved	false
What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? arrg, it's driving me nuts!	true
Why didn't hitler drink? it made him mean.	true
5 steps to combat gender disparity in the workplace	false
Jeb bush opposes new gun laws on grounds that 'stuff happens'	false
22 workout excuses everyone has used at some point	false
10 worst tinder dates ever (as witnessed by bartenders)	false
Homer simpson gives jimmy kimmel a whistle stop tour of springfield	false
Me: don't piss me off, i can rip a phone book in half. 10yo: a phone what?	true
Mormon allies promise lgbt christians: you can sit with me at church	false
The 5 best (and most affordable) places to travel in march	false
Emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes	false
Women are great at adulting, book work flights two days earlier than men	false
I could tell you a joke about bill murray in japan; it would be lost in translation.	true
When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.	true
Why don't sharks eat niggers? they think it's whale shit.	true
Chuck schumer says next fbi director should 'not be a partisan politician'	false
Him: god you smell good, what is that? me: chicken nuggets	true
Jimmy kimmel pranks eager apple fans with original iphone	false
I made a ceramic sculpture of mohammed ali but it exploded in the kiln. it was gaseous clay	true
This simple strategy could help doctors ask teens about gender identity	false
The fashion whip: michael steele on what to wear at the conventions	false
Good names barry mccockinner ben dover eileen dover dr. hugh g. rection give me other ones	true
Sanders: 'everybody can bear some of the responsibility' for va troubles	false
When does it rain money? when there's a change in the weather.	true
One dead, several injured in knife attack in hamburg supermarket	false
Take our healthy eating challenge, the most delicious way to eat well & feel great	false
Anderson cooper show wedding: tv host helps couple redo ruined wedding	false
How could you be pregnant!?!?!?!?! i bought he good dollar store condoms!!!	true
Everybody keeps telling me i'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -jessica jones	true
Carbon dating. what carbon does when its lonely.	true
Too much, too little sleep linked with alzheimer's risk	false
How does dwayne johnson party? like a rock star.	true
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.	true
On 'the daily show,' god rips bill o'reilly on 'personal responsibility'	false
Til: diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans.	true
New year's resolutions for u.s. policy towards latin america: check some off the list, more to do!	false

I love engaging with brands on the internet!

true

Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last as long for fat people.

true

The rule of law is china's challenge in the south china sea

false

Ni'ma ford, fashion stylist & model, shares her secret for incredibly smooth lips

false

Doing the right thing for our veterans, 365 days a year

false

What do you do with 365 used condoms? mould them into a tire, and call it a goodyear

true

7 reasons you might have fallen out of love with your partner

false

A jewish santa enters an house and asks... ok kids, what do you want to buy ?

true

4 lessons prison taught me about power and control

false

Asteroid's upcoming 'brush' past earth is nothing to worry about

false

How do i know if he or she is the right partner for me?

false

'me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died

false

To all the people making jokes about reddit and not putting any additional text:

true

Donald trump's bad week with evangelicals just got even worse

false

One how many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

true

Full-page ad in the new york times demands diversity at fashion week

false

Knock knock joke -knock knock! -who's there? -the alamo -the alamo who? -you said you'd remember!

true

My body is like a greek statue. even if the staff at the museum don't think so.

true

Congress bickers as puerto rico edges closer to a default

false

I don't know, sometimes i just feel invisible therapist: who said that?!?

true

Arnold schwarzenegger's sandwich is nearly 80,000 calories and cooked on a tank

false

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? at parking meteors.

true

Why should you never trust an atom? because they make up everything.

true

I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral

true

I'm going to read braille to the deaf... for the asl competition.

true

When does a joke become a dad joke? when it leaves you and doesn't come back.

true

Yes, medicare for all is definitely a litmus test for democrats

false

Ooh n aah q whats the difference between ooh and aah? a about 3 inches.

true

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once it was great until i came in cider

true

If everyone jumped off the docks i would too. i'm a sucker for pier pressure.

true

Celebrities who breastfeed: pink tweets gorgeous photo of her nursing willow sage

false

Jeopardy for both: when a private converation is taped

false

Did jennifer lawrence's dress rip at the sag awards? (video, photos)

false

How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?

true

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

true

Sacha baron cohen oscar ban: academy awards will let star walk red carpet

false

I'm a secondhand veggietarian. i eat cows. cows eat grass. it's science. merica.

true

Once the domain of millennials, uber and lyft are now pursuing seniors

false

Kentucky gov. matt bevin removes names of clerks from marriage licenses

false

Who has the most dangerous job in transylvania? dracula's dentist.

true

I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda but it's just a fanta-sea

true

I always thought my english grades were good but then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet

true

World pet day helps support animal charities in cutest way possible

false

Whats brown and sounds like a bell? duuuuuuu^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg

true

I'm not really sure i'm understanding this financial crisis in greece... it's all greek to me.

true

Woozy woman comes up omg i'm-i'm gonna faint! go ahead, knock yourself out

true

For your consideration: fake bradley cooper in canadian sniper

false

What is the opposite of christopher reeves? christopher walken.

true

I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.

true

What kind of overalls does mario wear? denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)

true

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? he was on the no fry list.

true

Who experts to visit saudi hospital where sars-like virus spread

false

Mila kunis named sexiest woman alive by esquire magazine (photo)

false

People are imagining what it would take for 2016 to redeem itself

false

Why are flowers the best test takers? they have all of the anthers.

true

Sure, i'd get married. but follow him on twitter? i'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

true

Seattle mayor's accuser in sex-abuse lawsuit comes forward

false

'vampire woman,' other ink fanatics swarm tattoo convention

false

Of course stephen colbert would end his show with a yard sale

false

High tech, high touch: why technology enhances patient-centered care

false

New hampshire lets debunked gay conversion therapy remain legal

false

Why i love duct tape? it can turn no, no no! into mmph, mmmph, mmmph

true

Ohio vs. south florida in ncaa tournament 2012 third round

false

Disturbed by current politics? here's how to get involved

false

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? arrg, it's driving me nuts!

true

Why didn't hitler drink? it made him mean.

true

5 steps to combat gender disparity in the workplace

false

Jeb bush opposes new gun laws on grounds that 'stuff happens'

false

22 workout excuses everyone has used at some point

false

10 worst tinder dates ever (as witnessed by bartenders)

false

Homer simpson gives jimmy kimmel a whistle stop tour of springfield

false

Me: don't piss me off, i can rip a phone book in half. 10yo: a phone what?

true

Mormon allies promise lgbt christians: you can sit with me at church

false

The 5 best (and most affordable) places to travel in march

false

Emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes

false

Women are great at adulting, book work flights two days earlier than men

false

I could tell you a joke about bill murray in japan; it would be lost in translation.

true

When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

true

Why don't sharks eat niggers? they think it's whale shit.

true

Chuck schumer says next fbi director should 'not be a partisan politician'

false

Him: god you smell good, what is that? me: chicken nuggets

true

Jimmy kimmel pranks eager apple fans with original iphone

false

I made a ceramic sculpture of mohammed ali but it exploded in the kiln. it was gaseous clay

true

This simple strategy could help doctors ask teens about gender identity

false

The fashion whip: michael steele on what to wear at the conventions

false

Good names barry mccockinner ben dover eileen dover dr. hugh g. rection give me other ones

true

Sanders: 'everybody can bear some of the responsibility' for va troubles

false

When does it rain money? when there's a change in the weather.

true

One dead, several injured in knife attack in hamburg supermarket

false

Take our healthy eating challenge, the most delicious way to eat well & feel great

false

Anderson cooper show wedding: tv host helps couple redo ruined wedding

false

How could you be pregnant!?!?!?!?! i bought he good dollar store condoms!!!

true

Everybody keeps telling me i'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -jessica jones

true

Carbon dating. what carbon does when its lonely.

true

Too much, too little sleep linked with alzheimer's risk

false

How does dwayne johnson party? like a rock star.

true

What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.

true

On 'the daily show,' god rips bill o'reilly on 'personal responsibility'

false

Til: diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans.

true

New year's resolutions for u.s. policy towards latin america: check some off the list, more to do!

false