CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How do you get a jew out of his car? tell him it runs on gas	true
This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that i drank too much	true
If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?	true
You know what else is crazy? googles synonyms for crazy	true
When people post the punchline in the title you know what i hate?	true
Ted cruz: federal reserve is being run by philosopher kings	false
Some teenagers recreated martin shkreli's crazy-expensive drug for $20	false
Mike pence once thought a $7.25 minimum wage was too high	false
Man allegedly lights stranger on fire at denny's	false
Senators introduce bill to help prevent another united flight fiasco	false
I'd like to say that all quilts are great... ...but i try to avoid making blanket statements.	true
What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? that was very amoosing	true
What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. open door 2. walk out	true
I was going to buy tickets to see michael mcdonald in concert... ...but i keep forgetting	true
What stops political campaigns from forging signatures? not much.	false
Monica lewinsky: 'the shame sticks to you like tar'	false
A surprising genetic risk factor for type 2 diabetes is discovered	false
What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? a liquor cabinet.	true
What sound does a baroque chicken make? bach bach bach bach	true
Here's what people are talking about in america right now	false
Chuck norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.	true
A man invested in a weight loss diet from britain he lost 10,000 pounds! but it didn't work	true
Dear lord thank you for these noodles i'm about to eat, ramen	true
Diaper world record attempt: 2nd annual great cloth diaper change	false
Friday talking points -- gop begins to freak out over trump	false
How do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit.	true
Rio 2016: u.s.'s brenda martinez makes it to semifinals after finishing 3rd in 1,500m	false
I took my orchestra onto a train one day the conductor was rubbish	true
Where were you when tater tots turned 60?	false
The kodak film company filed for bankruptcy.. more details to come as the story develops	true
I just bought a new weed whacker. it's cutting-hedge technology.	true
A response to the washington post's i'm an army veteran, and my benefits are too generous	false
Hillary clinton sent her book to every gop candidate...except one	false
What do you call a homosexual in iran after he's been outed? low hanging fruit.	true
Conflict and late rains drive thousands from their homes in somalia	false
Top intel dem: devin nunes ‘requiring sign off’ on russia probe subpoenas	false
Why was the clownfish sad? because its friends were anemones.	true
Engagement féminin: women, education and contemporary dance in west africa	false
Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...they're calling for a lil wayne	true
We weren't living in a fool's paradise. america has changed.	false
Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them.	true
The coal industry... ... has come under fire lately.	true
New course leads to big gains in number of girls, minorities taking ap computer science exams	false
If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as i set it.	true
I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. who am i? a orange tree.	true
A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.	true
9 rules for naked dining: the etiquette of nude resorts	false
Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable.	true
What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? a stroke of genius!	true
Shout out to little yappy dogs. literally everything you bark at could eat you.	true
rubs magic lamprubs harder and fastergenie semen sprays everywhere	true
Natasha hill, mom-to-be, wins $5,000 in exchange for letting the internet name her baby	false
Girl scouts portray iconic women to celebrate women's history month	false
Why are women so vicious toward one another?	false
New york is a difficult place to live, but new yorkers make it easier	false
George and amal cloney are a vision in nyc	false
Rare footage of jackie kennedy at home, from 1957 talk show (video)	false
New 'true detective' season 2 photos look intense	false
Why do turds taper off at the end? so your asshole doesn't slam shut	true
Equality a woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less.	true
Why do the scottish wear kilts? because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.	true
Kid knows exactly what to wear to do yard work	false
Donald trump's sacking of james comey is a test for republicans	false
The down jackets that won't make you look huge	false
Weekend roundup: one year on, the worldpost has 28 million monthly views	false
What do you call a jamaican that wears glasses? rasta-four-eyes!	true
Try not to cry at this surprise military reunion on 'the ellen degeneres show'	false
Dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots	false
The healthy recipes you need to get back on track	false
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? a fish	true
There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter it also had a poor punch line.	true
Hydraulic press crusher celebrates youtube award in only way he knows how	false
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.	true
Q: what kind of fish has two knees? a: a tunee fish.	true
Why did billy joel get acquitted? because he didn't start the fire.	true
Why are there no feminists in japan? because the japanese hunt whales.	true
In an award show that was so much about politics, donald trump barely came up	false
Kendall jenner gives us a sneak peek of balmain x h&m at the 2015 billboard music awards	false
I was going to tell a joke about rihanna and chris brown but i can't remember the punchline	true
The election is over and we all lost	false
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? it's not hard..	true
Gravy is not optional on thanksgiving, so make sure your recipe rules	false
I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times.	true
8 skymall sculptures that bring the world to you (photos)	false
When you fall, who's there to catch you?	false
Fda allows 23andme to sell genetic tests for disease risk	false
I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies.	true
Why couldn't the two melons get married? they can't elope.	true
How does exercise make moms healthier? active moms have longer stem cells	false
Feeling g.o.p. peril, muslims try to get out vote	false
Why my toaster loves my car: are you ready for the internet of things?	false
Ten tips to get rid of sun damage	false
Mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice	false
Libraries offer children resources not available at home	false
answers a bagel like a phone i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back	true
Why are michael j. fox's milkshakes the best? he uses the best ingredients stay classy ;)	true
Is that a booger in your nose? no, it's snot.	true
This black mormon in utah is running for president of kenya	false
I'm on a whiskey diet. you should try it, i've lost 3 days already.	true
Floral pants and polka dot sweater: from the stylelist network	false

How do you get a jew out of his car? tell him it runs on gas

true

This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that i drank too much

true

If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?

true

You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*

true

When people post the punchline in the title you know what i hate?

true

Ted cruz: federal reserve is being run by philosopher kings

false

Some teenagers recreated martin shkreli's crazy-expensive drug for $20

false

Mike pence once thought a $7.25 minimum wage was too high

false

Man allegedly lights stranger on fire at denny's

false

Senators introduce bill to help prevent another united flight fiasco

false

I'd like to say that all quilts are great... ...but i try to avoid making blanket statements.

true

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? that was very amoosing

true

What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. open door 2. walk out

true

I was going to buy tickets to see michael mcdonald in concert... ...but i keep forgetting

true

What stops political campaigns from forging signatures? not much.

false

Monica lewinsky: 'the shame sticks to you like tar'

false

A surprising genetic risk factor for type 2 diabetes is discovered

false

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? a liquor cabinet.

true

What sound does a baroque chicken make? bach bach bach bach

true

Here's what people are talking about in america right now

false

Chuck norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

true

A man invested in a weight loss diet from britain he lost 10,000 pounds! but it didn't work

true

Dear lord thank you for these noodles i'm about to eat, ramen

true

Diaper world record attempt: 2nd annual great cloth diaper change

false

Friday talking points -- gop begins to freak out over trump

false

How do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit.

true

Rio 2016: u.s.'s brenda martinez makes it to semifinals after finishing 3rd in 1,500m

false

I took my orchestra onto a train one day the conductor was rubbish

true

Where were you when tater tots turned 60?

false

The kodak film company filed for bankruptcy.. more details to come as the story develops

true

I just bought a new weed whacker. it's cutting-hedge technology.

true

A response to the washington post's i'm an army veteran, and my benefits are too generous

false

Hillary clinton sent her book to every gop candidate...except one

false

What do you call a homosexual in iran after he's been outed? low hanging fruit.

true

Conflict and late rains drive thousands from their homes in somalia

false

Top intel dem: devin nunes ‘requiring sign off’ on russia probe subpoenas

false

Why was the clownfish sad? because its friends were anemones.

true

Engagement féminin: women, education and contemporary dance in west africa

false

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...they're calling for a lil wayne

true

We weren't living in a fool's paradise. america has changed.

false

Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them.

true

The coal industry... ... has come under fire lately.

true

New course leads to big gains in number of girls, minorities taking ap computer science exams

false

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as i set it.

true

I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. who am i? a orange tree.

true

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

true

9 rules for naked dining: the etiquette of nude resorts

false

Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable.

true

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? a stroke of genius!

true

Shout out to little yappy dogs. literally everything you bark at could eat you.

true

*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*

true

Natasha hill, mom-to-be, wins $5,000 in exchange for letting the internet name her baby

false

Girl scouts portray iconic women to celebrate women's history month

false

Why are women so vicious toward one another?

false

New york is a difficult place to live, but new yorkers make it easier

false

George and amal cloney are a vision in nyc

false

Rare footage of jackie kennedy at home, from 1957 talk show (video)

false

New 'true detective' season 2 photos look intense

false

Why do turds taper off at the end? so your asshole doesn't slam shut

true

Equality a woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less.

true

Why do the scottish wear kilts? because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

true

Kid knows exactly what to wear to do yard work

false

Donald trump's sacking of james comey is a test for republicans

false

The down jackets that won't make you look huge

false

Weekend roundup: one year on, the worldpost has 28 million monthly views

false

What do you call a jamaican that wears glasses? rasta-four-eyes!

true

Try not to cry at this surprise military reunion on 'the ellen degeneres show'

false

Dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots

false

The healthy recipes you need to get back on track

false

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? a fish

true

There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter it also had a poor punch line.

true

Hydraulic press crusher celebrates youtube award in only way he knows how

false

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.

true

Q: what kind of fish has two knees? a: a tunee fish.

true

Why did billy joel get acquitted? because he didn't start the fire.

true

Why are there no feminists in japan? because the japanese hunt whales.

true

In an award show that was so much about politics, donald trump barely came up

false

Kendall jenner gives us a sneak peek of balmain x h&m at the 2015 billboard music awards

false

I was going to tell a joke about rihanna and chris brown but i can't remember the punchline

true

The election is over and we all lost

false

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? it's not hard..

true

Gravy is not optional on thanksgiving, so make sure your recipe rules

false

I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times.

true

8 skymall sculptures that bring the world to you (photos)

false

When you fall, who's there to catch you?

false

Fda allows 23andme to sell genetic tests for disease risk

false

I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies.

true

Why couldn't the two melons get married? they can't elope.

true

How does exercise make moms healthier? active moms have longer stem cells

false

Feeling g.o.p. peril, muslims try to get out vote

false

Why my toaster loves my car: are you ready for the internet of things?

false

Ten tips to get rid of sun damage

false

Mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice

false

Libraries offer children resources not available at home

false

*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back

true

Why are michael j. fox's milkshakes the best? he uses the best ingredients stay classy ;)

true

Is that a booger in your nose? no, it's snot.

true

This black mormon in utah is running for president of kenya

false

I'm on a whiskey diet. you should try it, i've lost 3 days already.

true

Floral pants and polka dot sweater: from the stylelist network

false