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Can we say so long, but not goodbye, to dave? | false |
Platform heels for spring: our blogger network styles the trend (photos) | false |
7 photos that will terrify people with allergies | false |
Have a whale of a time in hermanus, south africa! | false |
Want to know who’s raising money for trump? well, you can’t. | false |
If shame burned calories, i'd be back to my birth weight by now | true |
What's green, has a cape, and flies? super pickle! | true |
5 formative queer movies to break out at your pride party | false |
Let's talk about sausage.... isn't it the wurst? | true |
Shannen doherty dancing amid radiation treatments is positive force to behold | false |
See a virtual-reality reggie watts break it down in this 'creative control' clip | false |
Dear god, make me a bird, so i can... *turns into penguin* dammit i wasn't finished! | true |
The nail polishes everyone will be wearing next spring | false |
What part of america can't sell full sized soft drinks? minnesota | true |
What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? an untenable situation | true |
What do you call a group of combi's? a combi nation! | true |
When gwen stefani goes to hawaii i bet she aint no mahaloback girl either. | true |
Donald trump's border wall could have 'yuge' environmental costs | false |
Finnair teams with marimekko in design partnership (video, photos) | false |
Flavored simple syrup recipes to make at home | false |
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we all dig.... its a beautiful poem....very deep. | true |
How can you tell a mechanic got laid? he has one clean finger | true |
How to step into your own empowered leader | false |
Surging demand for rechargeable batteries is driving business to south america | false |
How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *nein* | true |
Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole | true |
#memehistory is twitter's way of teaching us all about history | false |
Kristen bell and idina menzel reunite to sing latest 'frozen' hit | false |
8 incredible interior paint ideas from real homes that turn a wall into a masterpiece (photos) | false |
Nice guys finish last. but thats because practice makes perfect. | true |
Royal wedding anniversary: a year in fascinators (photos) | false |
In a first, a transgender woman's killer sentenced under hate crime law | false |
So what do you call a busy soviet a russian....yeah.... | true |
5 best moments from z100's jingle ball 2014 | false |
This food truck serves free burritos to homeless people in los angeles | false |
I ate some fireflies for supper today. i'm trying to eat light. | true |
6-year-old makes heartbreaking plea to st. louis: 'stop killing each other' | false |
Insider tips on austin for sxsw attendees (photos) | false |
Republicans’ obamacare replacement just got a powerful enemy | false |
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? just put it on my bill. | true |
What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? copper | true |
Father of student attacked by police: u.s. aid to mexico 'being used to kill ordinary people' | false |
What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea? a good start. | true |
Words: for when an emoticon just isn't enough. | true |
Jeb bush’s cavalry arrives amid worry he's ceding too much ground | false |
Interactive map: how your state is implementing the every student succeeds act | false |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's homophobic. | true |
I'm not an olympic sprinter, i just run like one when my ex wants to talk. | true |
I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . not in real life, only in florida. | true |
How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? both enjoy cracking open a cold one. | true |
Comfortable clothing to wear on thanksgiving 2012 (photos) | false |
I finally understand how batteries feel because i'm rarely ever included in things either. | true |
What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? you would be stoned to death. | true |
The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, i'm amazed i haven't tried to date it yet | true |
Finance worker allegedly said he fatally stabbed his small pet dog in self-defense | false |
Miss iraq pageant winner crowned for first time in more than 40 years | false |
What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? fruit of the tomb | true |
Luis suarez is to appear in the next star wars film. he'll play chewbacca's brother, chewshoulder. | true |
Why doesn't pac-man use twitter? because he doesn't like being followed. | true |
Lost camera from 2012 shipwreck returned with photos intact | false |
50 fictional places you can visit in real life | false |
How do you kill a circus? go for the juggler! | true |
Trump falsely tells hill leaders millions of 'illegals' cost him the popular vote | false |
If you thought airline fees were bad, read this | false |
Bermuda's same-sex marriage reversal sparks fears others will follow | false |
I hardly know you... but, facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday! | true |
Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? murder | true |
7 twitter accounts that will make your next trip a zillion times easier | false |
11 reasons why you should visit mexico city immediately | false |
Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials because you know, sex cells | true |
We can save foster children only by educating them | false |
Touching sonogram image shows dying twin holding his sister's hand | false |
Whatever mom, if that's even your real name!!! | true |
Historical landmark makes for a hip hideaway in san fran | false |
Air force failed to report dozens of convictions to background check system | false |
It was so quiet in chicago during the last inning. you could hear the gunshots. | true |
What is frankincense? christmas resin is dried sap of boswellia sacra tree | false |
Why it’s hard to control drug prices at the ballot box | false |
Why jillian michaels is reclaiming 'fag' and 'dyke' | false |
Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. they get confused | true |
Huffpollster: donald trump’s chances look good in new york and pennsylvania | false |
Nabra hassanen's killing sparks discussion of islamophobia among latinos | false |
I'm not sure how i can prove it, but i think i'm actually more stupid since joining twitter... | true |
Have you seen jesus's abs?!! he must be doing that cross-fit workout! | true |
Why is santa claus's sack always so full? because he only comes once a year | true |
What do you say to a jewish new zealander? hee brew | true |
Buying a home? know hard costs going in | false |
I lost weight: brian fregeau slowly cut back on calories and lost 111 pounds | false |
I found alan rickman in the grocery store yesterday... jk | true |
Charming time-lapse captures baby's magical first year in smiles | false |
Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? cuz i wouldn't hit that. | true |
The secret way memory could be sabotaging your happiness | false |
Jessica simpson just emerged from hiding on our cheap celeb finds list | false |
Pixar will make you cry as usual with this '20 years of friendship' clip | false |
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. | true |
What is a wok? something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle. | true |
Stephen colbert thinks he knows why macron persuaded trump to attend davos | false |
My mom asked for my netflix password... she better not be trying to chill | true |
If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... you have selfie-steam issues. | true |
Dog's cone of shame halloween costume makes the best of things (photo) | false |
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