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Worst day. had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
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Mother's day 2013: lgbt readers, bloggers sound off on their moms and mom figures
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She got her good looks from her father. he's a plastic surgeon.
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Heidi klum stuns in a sheer black dress
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Chipotle has a sad new plan to win us all back
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Former ethics chief: trump is being 'held to a lower standard' than his staff
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Affirmative action allegations, trump's newest diversion tactic, are fake news
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What do gamers make for new years? a new years resolution
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So richard simmons is getting a sex change. finally going to be a man...
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What did mr. freeze do with his wife on their first date? netflix and chill.
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No i don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.
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Baby names 2013: the top trends for parents-to-be
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Usain bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. the speed limit is only 40 kph!
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A police officer in this school allegedly choked and body-slammed kids
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Harry styles celebrated his birthday in a burberry top: is he the next fashion star? (photo)
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Supreme court temporarily spares bob mcdonnell from prison... again
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We may be approaching this wrong, what if paris hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?
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'boomerang' reboot ordered at bet as a tv comedy
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No one j.d. should have all that power and associates.
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If men menstruated, would periods still be taboo?
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Well, there's no point in starting that now. - friday, 3pm
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Schools can be rough places for introverts, but this book could help
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Honestly yum: a new food blog we want to be friends with (video)
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Betsy devos mulls the fate of guidance designed to reduce racial bias in schools
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Amanda peterson, 'can't buy me love' star, dead at age 43
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First male gymnast accuses larry nassar of sexual abuse
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Marni mayhem: the indignity of shopping fast fashion collaborations
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Why is hitler never invited to the bbq's? because he is always burning the franks
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If we become engaged will you give me a ring? sure, what's your phone number?
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What is space like without a space suit? breathtaking
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Olivia munn's crop top has officially convinced us to try the look (photo, poll)
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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? a thermomeater!
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I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. i lost my case!
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Why going abroad isn’t always rainbows and butterflies
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Jared fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12
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Women on the meanest things a friend ever did
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I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :(
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What's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? 1 less drunk
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Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? he got the sack..
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New york times editorial editor says they didn't intend to wrongly blame sarah palin
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The carolina panthers are one win away from the super bowl
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I call my dick fun because it's what girls just want to have!
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Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
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You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast ben affleck.
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Stop giving new york transplants all the credit for detroit’s art scene
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What's the difference between a cry baby and dallas cowboys fans? eventually the baby stops crying
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Booster cables are racist because being black is negative.
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Why wasn't hitler invited to the bbq? because he always burns the franks.
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What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand.
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My nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip
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You can expect to meet more of roger ailes' skeletons in book, tv series
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The best lgbt stories of the week from cowbird
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Why can't admiral ackbar fly to hawaii? aloha ackbar doesn't go over well at the airport
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Why did han go out black friday shopping.? ... because the prices were solo
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Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...
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Her: i want you. take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her tv*
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Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? he fainted.
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Report: kelly revoked gorka's security clearance while he was on vacation
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Tax scams to look out for this year
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Body clock study offers clues to possible jet lag cure
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What do black people and apples have in common? they both look better hanging.
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To the exhausted mama: here’s what i want you to remember
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9 little tricks that'll change the way you cook, eat and work in the kitchen
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Derrick gordon: i didn't get a fair shot at the nba because i'm gay
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Charlie sheen, denise richards: actor reveals that she is his 'favorite ex-wife'
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How do you tell off a toilet? tell them to eat shit.
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Where does phil collins record all of his music? the stu-stu-studio.
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Date etiquette: the smaller fork is a salad fork. use the larger fork to eat the salad fork.
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Don't ever forget the 'l' if you ever google - grandfather clock
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The vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange
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Kathleen hanna really doesn't want '90s leggings to come back
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Jimmy kimmel knows why iran's supreme leader watches 'tom and jerry'
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How george w. bush benefited from affirmative action
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What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a dvd.
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Why did the customer slap the cashier? because he was checking her out.
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Prince rocks out with 'screwdriver' on 'fallon' (video)
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Turkey unveils $2.5 million great synagogue as its jewish population fades away
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5 states that secretly control the rest of america
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Everytime someone call me fat,i cut myself... a slice of pizza,who want some?
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Why credit card points aren't the new miles
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Short models: kate moss, devon aoki, about face stars and more supermodels who are 5'8'' and under
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‘clock boy’ ahmed mohamed files lawsuit over texas school discrimination
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Legalization's march continues, with or without democrats to lead it
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Kate upton lands accessorize campaign, looks absolutely lovely (photos)
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Read the devastating interview with a woman who had an abortion at 32 weeks
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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? a bark-ista! i said a bark-ista coral.
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Regulating modeling agencies to help prevent child sex trafficking
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How did satan turn an unbeliever holy? he scared the hell out of him.
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Welcome to the monkey house: chatting with joe scarborough
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Remember: being awake during a saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good friday night.
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Tuesday's morning email: everything you need to know two weeks before election day
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Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.
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The professor gave me a c on my latin exam... aced it!
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Trevor noah says police violence is an 'american problem'
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Gwyneth paltrow 'harper's bazaar' cover ushers in new era (photos, poll)
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How do you call mosquitoes where you live? we don't. they just come unwanted
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What i learned about friendship by running my first half marathon
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Ben carson great betrayal: how he ignores history in favor of the gop
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 19
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House tour: inside the 'pit house' designed by japanese firm uid architects
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