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Worst day. had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette. | true |
Mother's day 2013: lgbt readers, bloggers sound off on their moms and mom figures | false |
She got her good looks from her father. he's a plastic surgeon. | true |
Heidi klum stuns in a sheer black dress | false |
Chipotle has a sad new plan to win us all back | false |
Former ethics chief: trump is being 'held to a lower standard' than his staff | false |
Affirmative action allegations, trump's newest diversion tactic, are fake news | false |
What do gamers make for new years? a new years resolution | true |
So richard simmons is getting a sex change. finally going to be a man... | true |
What did mr. freeze do with his wife on their first date? netflix and chill. | true |
No i don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent. | true |
Baby names 2013: the top trends for parents-to-be | false |
Usain bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. the speed limit is only 40 kph! | true |
A police officer in this school allegedly choked and body-slammed kids | false |
Harry styles celebrated his birthday in a burberry top: is he the next fashion star? (photo) | false |
Supreme court temporarily spares bob mcdonnell from prison... again | false |
We may be approaching this wrong, what if paris hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks? | true |
'boomerang' reboot ordered at bet as a tv comedy | false |
No one j.d. should have all that power and associates. | true |
If men menstruated, would periods still be taboo? | false |
Well, there's no point in starting that now. - friday, 3pm | true |
Schools can be rough places for introverts, but this book could help | false |
Honestly yum: a new food blog we want to be friends with (video) | false |
Betsy devos mulls the fate of guidance designed to reduce racial bias in schools | false |
Amanda peterson, 'can't buy me love' star, dead at age 43 | false |
First male gymnast accuses larry nassar of sexual abuse | false |
Marni mayhem: the indignity of shopping fast fashion collaborations | false |
Why is hitler never invited to the bbq's? because he is always burning the franks | true |
If we become engaged will you give me a ring? sure, what's your phone number? | true |
What is space like without a space suit? breathtaking | true |
Olivia munn's crop top has officially convinced us to try the look (photo, poll) | false |
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? a thermomeater! | true |
I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. i lost my case! | true |
Why going abroad isn’t always rainbows and butterflies | false |
Jared fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12 | true |
Women on the meanest things a friend ever did | false |
I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :( | true |
What's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? 1 less drunk | true |
Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? he got the sack.. | true |
New york times editorial editor says they didn't intend to wrongly blame sarah palin | false |
The carolina panthers are one win away from the super bowl | false |
I call my dick fun because it's what girls just want to have! | true |
Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on. | true |
You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast ben affleck. | true |
Stop giving new york transplants all the credit for detroit’s art scene | false |
What's the difference between a cry baby and dallas cowboys fans? eventually the baby stops crying | true |
Booster cables are racist because being black is negative. | true |
Why wasn't hitler invited to the bbq? because he always burns the franks. | true |
What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand. | true |
My nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip | true |
You can expect to meet more of roger ailes' skeletons in book, tv series | false |
The best lgbt stories of the week from cowbird | false |
Why can't admiral ackbar fly to hawaii? aloha ackbar doesn't go over well at the airport | true |
Why did han go out black friday shopping.? ... because the prices were solo | true |
Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work... | true |
Her: i want you. take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her tv* | true |
Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? he fainted. | true |
Report: kelly revoked gorka's security clearance while he was on vacation | false |
Tax scams to look out for this year | false |
Body clock study offers clues to possible jet lag cure | false |
What do black people and apples have in common? they both look better hanging. | true |
To the exhausted mama: here’s what i want you to remember | false |
9 little tricks that'll change the way you cook, eat and work in the kitchen | false |
Derrick gordon: i didn't get a fair shot at the nba because i'm gay | false |
Charlie sheen, denise richards: actor reveals that she is his 'favorite ex-wife' | false |
How do you tell off a toilet? tell them to eat shit. | true |
Where does phil collins record all of his music? the stu-stu-studio. | true |
Date etiquette: the smaller fork is a salad fork. use the larger fork to eat the salad fork. | true |
Don't ever forget the 'l' if you ever google - grandfather clock | true |
The vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange | false |
Kathleen hanna really doesn't want '90s leggings to come back | false |
Jimmy kimmel knows why iran's supreme leader watches 'tom and jerry' | false |
How george w. bush benefited from affirmative action | false |
What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a dvd. | true |
Why did the customer slap the cashier? because he was checking her out. | true |
Prince rocks out with 'screwdriver' on 'fallon' (video) | false |
Turkey unveils $2.5 million great synagogue as its jewish population fades away | false |
5 states that secretly control the rest of america | false |
Everytime someone call me fat,i cut myself... a slice of pizza,who want some? | true |
Why credit card points aren't the new miles | false |
Short models: kate moss, devon aoki, about face stars and more supermodels who are 5'8'' and under | false |
‘clock boy’ ahmed mohamed files lawsuit over texas school discrimination | false |
Legalization's march continues, with or without democrats to lead it | false |
Kate upton lands accessorize campaign, looks absolutely lovely (photos) | false |
Read the devastating interview with a woman who had an abortion at 32 weeks | false |
What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? a bark-ista! i said a bark-ista coral. | true |
Regulating modeling agencies to help prevent child sex trafficking | false |
How did satan turn an unbeliever holy? he scared the hell out of him. | true |
Welcome to the monkey house: chatting with joe scarborough | false |
Remember: being awake during a saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good friday night. | true |
Tuesday's morning email: everything you need to know two weeks before election day | false |
Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. perverted is when you bring the whole chicken. | true |
The professor gave me a c on my latin exam... aced it! | true |
Trevor noah says police violence is an 'american problem' | false |
Gwyneth paltrow 'harper's bazaar' cover ushers in new era (photos, poll) | false |
How do you call mosquitoes where you live? we don't. they just come unwanted | true |
What i learned about friendship by running my first half marathon | false |
Ben carson great betrayal: how he ignores history in favor of the gop | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 19 | false |
House tour: inside the 'pit house' designed by japanese firm uid architects | false |
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