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I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better.
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Here's why this bluegrass concert is amplifying queer and diverse artists
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Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason.
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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? because they take everything, literally.
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What about libya: or how the u.s. prioritizes one suffering nation over another
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R.i.p. rest in peace, at&t ip transition trials.
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'rogue' elephants in kenya moved to meru national park (photos)
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5 things cancer taught me about being a doctor
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How do you kill 100 flies? smack an ethiopian kid in the face.
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I used to have a dog named ass. rip ass
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Mike pence won't say if donald trump's attacks on the media will stop
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Do you love me because i am beautiful or i am i beautiful because you love me?
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Willing to oppose trump, some senate republicans gain leverage
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Why does the catholic church have so much money? because jesus saves.
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If donald trump runs the u.s into the ground... he will have toupee
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After a shortcut through the ghetto, i see what the hood rats like to drive... housing prices down.
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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? we'll have to rehearse that.
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Colbert exposes the biggest flaw in trump’s latest conspiracy theory
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These graphics show how terrible climate change was in 2016
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Went to a skipping competition i didn't really want to, but i got roped in
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All about the new quantum of the seas
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Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat.
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Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake.
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If i had a nickel for every time i had sex... ... i'd be a very cheap hooker.
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Van jones: trump's budget 'drops a bomb financially' on his own supporters
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Inside the chemical brothers' quest for 'transformative music'
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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? a great pane!
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How are harambe memes keeping up? cincinnati zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. edit: spelling
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Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
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I'm writing a song about milking a cow. it's all quarter notes.
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Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead.
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38 of the most inspirational leadership quotes ever
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Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it
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What did nicki minaj, hitler and a feminist say when they walked into a bar? ouch.
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Everything you've wanted to know about airplane food
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Here's what sex ed looks like in california
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Even if you're a famous actor, you can't touch jessica williams without her permission
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3 lessons for america from christian bale's moses
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Budweiser's just gonna call itself 'america' for a while
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New york launches investigation into major internet providers over connection speeds
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Red meat and eggs on trial again, but jury is still out
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This bible is designed to be an enjoyable read
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Ricky gervais saves hundreds of emaciated dogs with his tweet
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There is one rule to tennis love means nothing
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I saw uranus from my dorm room last night... ...next time close your urcurtains.
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What kind of pop do you cook with? baking soda
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Why are people leaving the ukraine? i don't know but they sure are russian.
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Divorce and remarriage: how i stopped hating my ex's new wife
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Lightly used fish tank for sale on ebay. does not contain three goldfish ghosts.
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Ever hear about the lost vikings? ask the seahawks.
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Why did the farmer get an award? because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't come home from camp
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Is bmi really the best gauge of health?
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Your video binging is killing the planet, but there may be a solution
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How can we know atheism exists? where's the evidence?
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Apparently white men can't jump! yeah? well black men can't act!
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What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in
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Rip sonny burgess, whose sun records made jerry lee lewis sound tame
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Video captures that horrible feeling of waiting for a text from that certain person
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Is having a penis easy? well it can be hard sometimes
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Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard.
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Women always say they want security... when i'm around.
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What is worse than three babies in three containers? nsfw one baby in three containers.
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You should have your heart broken at least once
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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together
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2 university at albany students charged after pledge dies in hazing incident
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Why did hitler suicide? he got the gas bill
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Jeffrey tambor quits 'transparent' in wake of harassment allegations
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My ornaments are starting to droop. yeah, time to ask santa for a new bra.
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Is it just me... or are circles pointless?
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To stop al qaeda we must change the way we react to its attacks
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I can't believe its pancake day again already.. it's really creped up on me!
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A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.
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A tale of two cornmeals: grits & polenta
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What is captain ahab's favorite reggae band? bob marley and the whalers!
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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
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I see you have some graph paper. you must be plotting something.
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If it weren't for smoke detectors, i'd never know when my food was ready.
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A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... is the bar tender here?
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The case of the sultry mountie: doing family history queerly
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Twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules
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What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? attempted murder.
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Kids from all around the world show off their favorite toys in disarming photo series
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Day 20: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women
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Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.
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How this blended family has kept it together for 23 years
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Hear me out: wetransfer & g-star team up for 'tone to transfer: #tightorwide soundstage'
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Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.
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Self-harm among teen girls in the uk rises sharply
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Horrible breakfast wife: do u want your eggs boiled? husband: no, first boil your milk
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This post about stretch marks nails the way we think about our 'flaws'
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Psychologist accused of sexually assaulting patients with 'touching therapy'
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Johnny manziel touchdown: texas a&m take cotton bowl lead on scramble (video)
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My favorite romance novels begin with preheat oven to 350 degrees
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26 reasons the life of a toddler is the only one worth living
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Which birds steal soap from the bath ? robber ducks !
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Brie larson and woody harrelson spar in this clip from 'the glass castle'
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Susan lucci style evolution: she was a drama queen on tv and on the red carpet (photos)
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Questions over the trump administration's travel spending won't end with tom price
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Kanye west's yeezus tour begins in seattle with kendrick lamar
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