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How many scps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Andrew mccarthy gives pep talk to vegas bride
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How can a cat walk with no feet? he can't, it's impawsible.
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How do you know your sister is having her period? your father's dick tastes like blood.
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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
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Lose weight, gain body confidence? not necessarily, says purdue researcher sarah mustillo
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32 science-backed ways to avoid holiday weight gain
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If my dad were alive today he would say, mark stop telling people i'm dead
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My internet bride got delivered today, she's the wifi always dreamed of.
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Man films himself confronting officers after his dog was shot
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Peanut butter cheerios campaign's spot-on portrayal of fathers
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Ever had sex while camping? it's fucking in tents! ...i'll see myself out.
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The worst behavior we've ever seen on an airplane
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Derrick hurtt, west, texas resident, describes plant explosion: 'you think you're dead' (video)
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There are only 3 things to do when you don't know what to do
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Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? student: no he did it all by himself
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Miami heat's dwyane wade pays surprise visit to parkland high school
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Why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore...
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....sandy ego.
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How are a christmas tree and a priest alike ? they both have ornamental balls.
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10 conversations every couple should have in the new year
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What do you call an arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? bisexual.
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Her: what's your fantasy? me: movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket.
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What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of 'em.
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My girlfriend is like my iphone 6 i don't have an iphone 6
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A guy walks into a bar... the real joke is in the comments.
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Annoying couples on social media what is an annoying couple's favorite sport? bae-sball
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Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
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School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute.
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I get it: you don't like slacktivism. now shut up. only don't.
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Instagram fashion week 2013: bright white is gonna be big for spring (photos)
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Every time i open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.
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Scientists are seriously worried about whale poop, and here's why
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Wedding plastic surgery: daughters ask dad to get botox for their weddings
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What is the friend zone? it's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs
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I m married a girl with acute angina... after a couple of kids it was gone.
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Dwight freeney: nfl owners' collusion kept free agent contracts low
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In solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit, herman wallace built his dream house
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Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?
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Time for an update twitter. please add a who cares button right next to retweet and favorite.
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Here's why we held the story on the u.s.-iranian prisoner exchange
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#beingblackandmuslim is the hashtag bringing light to an ignored identity
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Sales tax holidays 2012: your guide to tax-free shopping
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For physician assistants, one word can mean a lot
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What's the fastest way to piss off a starwars fanboy?
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New gop leader won't take impeachment off the table
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Beers and brats: the best oktoberfests across america!
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Hospital wedding: after a 30 year relationship, couple finally marries (video)
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What does a dog see in the mirror? a chair
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My grandma is going to vote for hillary... she's been dead since 82.
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Knock. knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock knock knock. who's there? fibonacci.
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Best-dressed list: kate middleton stuns in a grey dress and 11 more stylish celebs (photos)
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Harry reid calls journalism 'more important than ever' in parting message
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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? your ex!
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Spike lee’s ‘she’s gotta have it’ renewed for second season
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Her: i picked up buffalo wings. me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting
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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... ba-dum-tsss
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Easy tips to kiss away menopausal holiday stress
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Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products.
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How to collaborate like todd snyder, rising king of american menswear
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What's a mexican's dick when it's cold out? a little chili.
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There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people
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How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? just you
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Here's d-rose's version of events regarding his alleged sexual assault
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What do you get when you move 32 texans into the same room? a full set of teeth
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Girl, if you were a camel, i'd hump you!
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A fake id that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
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How do dolphins live their lives? with a porpoise.
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Uva employee suffers stroke after protesting white supremacist rally
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Tragedy in ferguson: what will it take to move forward?
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What do cannibals on a budget eat? ramen. (sound it out.)
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The film faithkeepers is not the way to defend christians
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Ivf and birth defects could be linked, new study finds
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Golden globes 2014 winners unveiled at 71st annual awards ceremony
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How many add kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna ride bikes??
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Self-described 'straight, white, male, republican politician' gives touching orlando tribute
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Lies! stop the lies! -my reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna repair that.
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If donald trump can skip intelligence briefings, why can't i skip school?
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What did the black student get on his sats? barbecue sauce
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I wanna make a joke about sodium, but na..
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Israeli ban targeting boycott supporters raises alarm abroad
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Twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge
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Why don't people from yorkshire use deodorant? because they have no pits.
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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? tan lines.
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Don't let the media and marco rubio tell you he 'won' by finishing third in iowa
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This awesome 11-year-old girl designed a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter
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The legalization of street art in rio de janeiro, brazil (photos)
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What do pessimists use... q: what do pessimists use to wash their clothes? a: deterrent.
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When can women make you a millionaire? when you're a billionaire
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Jessica alba reveals what it would take for her to act again
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A de facto death sentence for an iowa father
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Cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate
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Mike pence dodges question about donald trump accepting defeat
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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? you only need one nail for the picture!
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3 ways young people can come together to fight climate change
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What does a retired olympic sprinter have in common with bernie sanders? he quit running.
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Iranian state tv claims successful space rocket launch
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