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How many scps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | true |
Andrew mccarthy gives pep talk to vegas bride | false |
How can a cat walk with no feet? he can't, it's impawsible. | true |
How do you know your sister is having her period? your father's dick tastes like blood. | true |
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. | true |
Lose weight, gain body confidence? not necessarily, says purdue researcher sarah mustillo | false |
32 science-backed ways to avoid holiday weight gain | false |
If my dad were alive today he would say, mark stop telling people i'm dead | true |
My internet bride got delivered today, she's the wifi always dreamed of. | true |
Man films himself confronting officers after his dog was shot | false |
Peanut butter cheerios campaign's spot-on portrayal of fathers | false |
Ever had sex while camping? it's fucking in tents! ...i'll see myself out. | true |
The worst behavior we've ever seen on an airplane | false |
Derrick hurtt, west, texas resident, describes plant explosion: 'you think you're dead' (video) | false |
There are only 3 things to do when you don't know what to do | false |
Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? student: no he did it all by himself | true |
Miami heat's dwyane wade pays surprise visit to parkland high school | false |
Why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore... | true |
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. | true |
What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....sandy ego. | true |
How are a christmas tree and a priest alike ? they both have ornamental balls. | true |
10 conversations every couple should have in the new year | false |
What do you call an arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? bisexual. | true |
Her: what's your fantasy? me: movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket. | true |
What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of 'em. | true |
My girlfriend is like my iphone 6 i don't have an iphone 6 | true |
A guy walks into a bar... the real joke is in the comments. | true |
Annoying couples on social media what is an annoying couple's favorite sport? bae-sball | true |
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear | true |
School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute. | true |
I get it: you don't like slacktivism. now shut up. only don't. | false |
Instagram fashion week 2013: bright white is gonna be big for spring (photos) | false |
Every time i open my mouth, some idiot starts talking. | true |
Scientists are seriously worried about whale poop, and here's why | false |
Wedding plastic surgery: daughters ask dad to get botox for their weddings | false |
What is the friend zone? it's the space between girlfriend and girl friend. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs | true |
I m married a girl with acute angina... after a couple of kids it was gone. | true |
Dwight freeney: nfl owners' collusion kept free agent contracts low | false |
In solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit, herman wallace built his dream house | false |
Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst? | true |
Time for an update twitter. please add a who cares button right next to retweet and favorite. | true |
Here's why we held the story on the u.s.-iranian prisoner exchange | false |
#beingblackandmuslim is the hashtag bringing light to an ignored identity | false |
Sales tax holidays 2012: your guide to tax-free shopping | false |
For physician assistants, one word can mean a lot | false |
What's the fastest way to piss off a starwars fanboy? | true |
New gop leader won't take impeachment off the table | false |
Beers and brats: the best oktoberfests across america! | false |
Hospital wedding: after a 30 year relationship, couple finally marries (video) | false |
What does a dog see in the mirror? a chair | true |
My grandma is going to vote for hillary... she's been dead since 82. | true |
Knock. knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock knock knock. who's there? fibonacci. | true |
Best-dressed list: kate middleton stuns in a grey dress and 11 more stylish celebs (photos) | false |
Harry reid calls journalism 'more important than ever' in parting message | false |
What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? your ex! | true |
Spike lee’s ‘she’s gotta have it’ renewed for second season | false |
Her: i picked up buffalo wings. me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting | true |
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line | true |
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... ba-dum-tsss | true |
Easy tips to kiss away menopausal holiday stress | false |
Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products. | true |
How to collaborate like todd snyder, rising king of american menswear | false |
What's a mexican's dick when it's cold out? a little chili. | true |
There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people | true |
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? just you | true |
Here's d-rose's version of events regarding his alleged sexual assault | false |
What do you get when you move 32 texans into the same room? a full set of teeth | true |
Girl, if you were a camel, i'd hump you! | true |
A fake id that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets | true |
How do dolphins live their lives? with a porpoise. | true |
Uva employee suffers stroke after protesting white supremacist rally | false |
Tragedy in ferguson: what will it take to move forward? | false |
What do cannibals on a budget eat? ramen. (sound it out.) | true |
The film faithkeepers is not the way to defend christians | false |
Ivf and birth defects could be linked, new study finds | false |
Golden globes 2014 winners unveiled at 71st annual awards ceremony | false |
How many add kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna ride bikes?? | true |
Self-described 'straight, white, male, republican politician' gives touching orlando tribute | false |
Lies! stop the lies! -my reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna repair that. | true |
If donald trump can skip intelligence briefings, why can't i skip school? | false |
What did the black student get on his sats? barbecue sauce | true |
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but na.. | true |
Israeli ban targeting boycott supporters raises alarm abroad | false |
Twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge | false |
Why don't people from yorkshire use deodorant? because they have no pits. | true |
What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? tan lines. | true |
Don't let the media and marco rubio tell you he 'won' by finishing third in iowa | false |
This awesome 11-year-old girl designed a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter | false |
The legalization of street art in rio de janeiro, brazil (photos) | false |
What do pessimists use... q: what do pessimists use to wash their clothes? a: deterrent. | true |
When can women make you a millionaire? when you're a billionaire | true |
Jessica alba reveals what it would take for her to act again | false |
A de facto death sentence for an iowa father | false |
Cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate | false |
Mike pence dodges question about donald trump accepting defeat | false |
What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? you only need one nail for the picture! | true |
3 ways young people can come together to fight climate change | false |
What does a retired olympic sprinter have in common with bernie sanders? he quit running. | true |
Iranian state tv claims successful space rocket launch | false |
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