CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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North korea rejects 'illegal and unlawful' un sanctions	false
11 things we're obsessed with this week, besides friday the 13th	false
I smell carrots. do you smell carrots? 'cause i smell carrots... ~ snowmen.	true
My buddy's phone autocorrected wife to wide and now he's living in my garage.	true
1: i sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: right on, fellow human	true
A revised terrorism alert system is on the horizon, administration says	false
Idiot-proof recipes for even the worst cook (photos)	false
What did one wall say to the other? meet me in the corner!	true
Is jet set surgery the new luxury travel trend?	false
9 ways to deal with running into your ex	false
The u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa	false
What do you call an asian who hates black people? a member of the kru krux kran	true
Ted cruz 'splains jedi integrity to luke skywalker. it doesn't go well.	false
Sports illustrated swimsuit models celebrate the launch of the 2013 issue (photos)	false
Why do bees hum? because they don't know the words!	true
The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker.	true
The new 9/11 museum and the nature of evil: needs for larger contexts and questions	false
10 hyperrealistic paintings that will forever pervert your view of art history (nsfw)	false
Marco rubio disagrees with donald trump: 'we are not the same as putin'	false
Lawmakers in both parties in talks to save house chaplain's job	false
Doctor empathy linked with better patient outcomes: study	false
Bisphenol a and other endocrine disruptors found in common household products	false
Besides those glaring flaws that i choose to ignore, i don't know what's wrong with me.	true
Why is bacon called bacon? and other favorite food name origins	false
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth	true
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...all it was doing was gathering dust.	true
Ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever	false
Kate middleton & prince william just like us: a year of playing, planting & painting (photos)	false
With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... rare meat is hard to find.	true
Why did the musician hate getting drunk? he always had treble finding his keys!	true
My circumcision left me quite sore. i couldn't walk for two whole years!	true
If girls rule the world, where do the boys fit in?	false
You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul.	true
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... is she calculating velocity?	true
What's the difference between me and a dentist? the dentist pulls it out when it hurts.	true
Yoga and meditation: good karma gifts of dharma	false
Dark humor is not funny especially when it steals your wallet.	true
What is the biggest battery size? the d. it's huge.	true
Thousands of refugees arrive in germany and austria	false
This may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you)	false
Two guys and a girl walk into a bar the next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss	true
You can now read 'diary of a wimpy kid' in an ancient language	false
I like my women like i like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go.	true
What's the difference between a gay guy and hitler? about 45 degrees	true
I'm not saying my wife is fat... but i struggle to lift her photograph	true
Sarah mclachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles.	true
I've been training for the masturbation world record. i'm gonna beat it.	true
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.	true
The best, most useful cookbooks of all time (photos)	false
10 ways to keep a toddler busy for 5 minutes	false
Zombies and i have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.	true
Soccer team's 'skinned alive' uniform could be the goriest ever	false
Everything you need to know about how republicans are running the senate, in one number	false
Few lawmakers seem concerned with the legal justification for attacking syria	false
What do you call usain bolt when he's running from a lion? fast food	true
Latinos warn democrats not to get too cocky about facing trump	false
A day in the life of the sharing economy	false
Khizr khan blasts trump over purple heart: 'you dodged the draft!'	false
Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband.	true
What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your adderall? a total attention whore.	true
Why are fire trucks red? you would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.	true
Athletic combat and real combat: more alike than we think?	false
Ray rice doesn’t deserve a second chance in the nfl	false
Why i love circular logic... because i love circular logic!	true
Hallmark hall of fame's in my dreams strikes a romantic chord	false
Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.	true
Why aren't japanese optimistic? because not every cloud has a silver lining	true
Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be jolie.	true
What do bill cosby and santa claus have in common? they both come while you're sleeping	true
Two car bombs kill at least 7 and wound hundreds in southeast turkey	false
John oliver exposes tax breaks wasted on weird ideas like a 'floating f**k zoo'	false
Where are all of the creative calculus jokes? all these new ones are so derivative...	true
What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right	true
Couple wishes granddaughter a good day at work in the most adorable way	false
The tao of love, sex and anti-aging: part 9	false
Kanye west becomes the president and kim kardashian becomes the first lady	true
Olympic skier fabian bosch catches sweet hang time in viral escalator stunt	false
How to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan	false
Alyssa milano's breastfeeding throwback proves all moms are wonder woman	false
Sarah silverman to host 'snl' for first time	false
The bartender says sorry, we don't serve time travelers here. a time traveler walks into a bar.	true
My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after.	true
Ramadan is the only time i can get a date every night	true
Statistically speaking...(nsfw) nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.	true
'pokémon go' just added billions of dollars to nintendo's value	false
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? they're making headlines.	true
Divorce causes: 5 communication habits that lead to divorce	false
How much did the critic tip the waiter? two cents	true
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone and then it dawned on me	true
I don't think nyquil knows what cherries taste like!	true
David harbour asked twitter for a huge 'happy feet'-style favor, and it delivered	false
Smart wheel by flykly could change everything about commuting	false
I call my car the pussy wagon because that's where i go to cry.	true
If the camera really does add 10 pounds do ethiopian kids even exist?	true
Trump is about as likely to be elected as kenneth bone, says joe scarborough	false
Germany detains suspect in attack on top soccer team	false
My therapist said i have a drinking problem. so i got a new therapist.	true
How does donald trump keep mexicans off reddit? with a text wall.	true
Progressive activists divided on what immigration compromises they will accept	false
What kind of snake is good at building things? a boa constructor.	true

North korea rejects 'illegal and unlawful' un sanctions

false

11 things we're obsessed with this week, besides friday the 13th

false

I smell carrots. do you smell carrots? 'cause i smell carrots... ~ snowmen.

true

My buddy's phone autocorrected wife to wide and now he's living in my garage.

true

1: i sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: right on, fellow human

true

A revised terrorism alert system is on the horizon, administration says

false

Idiot-proof recipes for even the worst cook (photos)

false

What did one wall say to the other? meet me in the corner!

true

Is jet set surgery the new luxury travel trend?

false

9 ways to deal with running into your ex

false

The u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa

false

What do you call an asian who hates black people? a member of the kru krux kran

true

Ted cruz 'splains jedi integrity to luke skywalker. it doesn't go well.

false

Sports illustrated swimsuit models celebrate the launch of the 2013 issue (photos)

false

Why do bees hum? because they don't know the words!

true

The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker.

true

The new 9/11 museum and the nature of evil: needs for larger contexts and questions

false

10 hyperrealistic paintings that will forever pervert your view of art history (nsfw)

false

Marco rubio disagrees with donald trump: 'we are not the same as putin'

false

Lawmakers in both parties in talks to save house chaplain's job

false

Doctor empathy linked with better patient outcomes: study

false

Bisphenol a and other endocrine disruptors found in common household products

false

Besides those glaring flaws that i choose to ignore, i don't know what's wrong with me.

true

Why is bacon called bacon? and other favorite food name origins

false

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

true

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...all it was doing was gathering dust.

true

Ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever

false

Kate middleton & prince william just like us: a year of playing, planting & painting (photos)

false

With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... rare meat is hard to find.

true

Why did the musician hate getting drunk? he always had treble finding his keys!

true

My circumcision left me quite sore. i couldn't walk for two whole years!

true

If girls rule the world, where do the boys fit in?

false

You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul.

true

My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... is she calculating velocity?

true

What's the difference between me and a dentist? the dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

true

Yoga and meditation: good karma gifts of dharma

false

Dark humor is not funny especially when it steals your wallet.

true

What is the biggest battery size? the d. it's huge.

true

Thousands of refugees arrive in germany and austria

false

This may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you)

false

Two guys and a girl walk into a bar the next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss

true

You can now read 'diary of a wimpy kid' in an ancient language

false

I like my women like i like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go.

true

What's the difference between a gay guy and hitler? about 45 degrees

true

I'm not saying my wife is fat... but i struggle to lift her photograph

true

Sarah mclachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles.

true

I've been training for the masturbation world record. i'm gonna beat it.

true

Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.

true

The best, most useful cookbooks of all time (photos)

false

10 ways to keep a toddler busy for 5 minutes

false

Zombies and i have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.

true

Soccer team's 'skinned alive' uniform could be the goriest ever

false

Everything you need to know about how republicans are running the senate, in one number

false

Few lawmakers seem concerned with the legal justification for attacking syria

false

What do you call usain bolt when he's running from a lion? fast food

true

Latinos warn democrats not to get too cocky about facing trump

false

A day in the life of the sharing economy

false

Khizr khan blasts trump over purple heart: 'you dodged the draft!'

false

Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband.

true

What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your adderall? a total attention whore.

true

Why are fire trucks red? you would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

true

Athletic combat and real combat: more alike than we think?

false

Ray rice doesn’t deserve a second chance in the nfl

false

Why i love circular logic... because i love circular logic!

true

Hallmark hall of fame's in my dreams strikes a romantic chord

false

Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.

true

Why aren't japanese optimistic? because not every cloud has a silver lining

true

Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be jolie.

true

What do bill cosby and santa claus have in common? they both come while you're sleeping

true

Two car bombs kill at least 7 and wound hundreds in southeast turkey

false

John oliver exposes tax breaks wasted on weird ideas like a 'floating f**k zoo'

false

Where are all of the creative calculus jokes? all these new ones are so derivative...

true

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

true

Couple wishes granddaughter a good day at work in the most adorable way

false

The tao of love, sex and anti-aging: part 9

false

Kanye west becomes the president and kim kardashian becomes the first lady

true

Olympic skier fabian bosch catches sweet hang time in viral escalator stunt

false

How to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan

false

Alyssa milano's breastfeeding throwback proves all moms are wonder woman

false

Sarah silverman to host 'snl' for first time

false

The bartender says sorry, we don't serve time travelers here. a time traveler walks into a bar.

true

My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after.

true

Ramadan is the only time i can get a date every night

true

Statistically speaking...(nsfw) nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

true

'pokémon go' just added billions of dollars to nintendo's value

false

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? they're making headlines.

true

Divorce causes: 5 communication habits that lead to divorce

false

How much did the critic tip the waiter? two cents

true

I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone and then it dawned on me

true

I don't think nyquil knows what cherries taste like!

true

David harbour asked twitter for a huge 'happy feet'-style favor, and it delivered

false

Smart wheel by flykly could change everything about commuting

false

I call my car the pussy wagon because that's where i go to cry.

true

If the camera really does add 10 pounds do ethiopian kids even exist?

true

Trump is about as likely to be elected as kenneth bone, says joe scarborough

false

Germany detains suspect in attack on top soccer team

false

My therapist said i have a drinking problem. so i got a new therapist.

true

How does donald trump keep mexicans off reddit? with a text wall.

true

Progressive activists divided on what immigration compromises they will accept

false

What kind of snake is good at building things? a boa constructor.

true