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Why was jon snow looking for an iwatch charger? because now his watch has ended.
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It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as i do in a day.
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Interstellar winds flowing into our solar system may have shifted direction, study finds
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Why twitter's new 'like' button is a big deal
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I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing
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What do food professionals think of america's test kitchen?
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How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? two of his fingers are clean.
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Rihanna's chanel apartment visit inspires major fashion envy (photos)
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Polluting countries ranked by carbon dioxide emissions with climate considered
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2 dead, 1 injured in shooting at california law firm
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A green can opener sold in 1977 opened the world to home shopping
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Do you know if stephen hawking still has his old phone number? everytime i call, a machine answers.
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Everybody is a little weird, except you and i... ...and i'm not so sure about you.
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Do you know any good water jokes? well?
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How much money does a gay pornstar earn? a buttload
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What's the difference between a joke on reddit and a joke on 9gag? about a day.
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My friends & i were taking shots every time trump interrupted clinton. my bff chad is dead :(
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California voters to consider new gun control measures in november
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You're like a fat stump, i'm always falling over you.
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The titanic was built to last, let that sink in.
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Fun fact: teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day.
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Meow! be careful what you tweet or you might get some spam
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My ex posted a pic captioned, just me and i commented, yes just you and your 7 personalities
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Meaty sandwiches: 10 man'wich recipes for father's day
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5 workout mantras that are bad for your body
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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? asked jerry sandusky for his lil black book.
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What do pessimists and electrons have in common there both always negative.
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How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. are your drugs missing?
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What do you call a mexican gummy bear? delici**oso**!
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Mark zuckerberg tried to censor me when i published his harvard application. here it is again.
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The cashier at mcdonald's was more than happy to warm up some diet coke for my baby's bottle.
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Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. real friends pick up a camera.
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How dare the child with autism... and his mother?
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Why do short people laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.
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It's florida manatee time: how to see the gentle giants
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Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods i guess.
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Cooking off the cuff: cif e ciaf, an abruzzo way with pork
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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? a motor pike !
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What do you get when you mix human dna with goat dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.
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The supermarket ran out of soup. they were out of stock.
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Hillary clinton might be the first f president sorry i meant female but the emale got deleted
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House republican proposes $10.9 billion plan to save transport fund
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'santa' facing leg amputation gets christmas miracle from doctors
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Top l.a. sheriff’s official resigns over racist emails
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Convos with my 2-year-old episode 6: 'the pants' (video)
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My wife told me to stop singing oasis and i said *maybe*....
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What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? the bucket.
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Channing tatum, jenna dewan-tatum share awkward oscars kiss (photo)
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Girl unboxes her new boyfriend, takes us through the exciting features
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Hey baby, you got an inhaler? because you got dat ass-ma.
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'simple fresh southern': cookbook by matt and ted lee is our summer obsession
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Stunning aerial footage reveals extent of austin flooding
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Tribeca 2012 diary: nancy, please director andrew semans
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Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.
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I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps.
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Chuck norris can land a plane in auto pilot.
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Sous-vide coq au vin: the good, the bad and the ugly
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Pope francis' mass in paraguay is like a makeshift argentine homecoming
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Few americans think transgender troops shouldn't be allowed to serve
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Republican leaders lay out 200-day agenda: obamacare, tax reform, infrastructure, border wall
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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? michael jackson!
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Byu faces federal complaint over claim it's punishing a rape victim
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Native groups want a promise not to say that racist team name at the super bowl
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Do you know the meaning happy wife, happy life? i tend to go with happy wife, extended life.
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Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? it was bin-laden
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Ballard canyon: santa barbara's newest, rhone-variety focused ava
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Cop: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. me: no hurry.
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Be strong, i whispered to my wifi signal.
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Nra's warnings have come true: a president wants to unilaterally disarm americans
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The stars on the oscars 2014 best-dressed list are the definition of hollywood glamour (photos)
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I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. but none of them work
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This simple shower kit allows refugees to wash up with dignity
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The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture -tv
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These are the 2 key ways people get hooked on prescription opioids
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Watch a youth team vote to forfeit its season instead of banning girls
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World's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco
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What did the jewish pedophile say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?
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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection.
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Let girls lead video contest: maria josefa castro bay
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An interview with oscar-winning costume designer jacqueline durran
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13 instagram accounts every health-conscious food lover should follow asap
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Judge grants bid to narrow trump travel ban
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Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal
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My grandpa has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Being black and loud is necessary, one poet demands
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What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? you little piece of shit
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How did helen keller's mother punish her? she left a plunger in the toilet
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Mom calms son's nerves on first day of school with cute 'hug button'
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Killing the aca could lead to more opioid deaths in trump states
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One time, at banned camp, i felt really excluded.
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I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self.
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Pussy riot lingerie spot advertises bras... and balaclavas? (video)
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This is the advice everyone needs to hear after a breakup
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What type of pants do japanese people wear? nihon-jeans (nihon-jin)
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This week in world war i, january 30-february 5, 1916
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7 ways to transform your life... from 7 expert yogis
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Making a difference in the world of giving: the summer-athon season
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Curt schilling says espn has 'some of the biggest racists' on air
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Tim & eric's 'billion dollar movie pledge' signed by paul rudd, ben stiller and more (videos)
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So i went to get a protein snack in iraq... but they only had fucking allahu akbars
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