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Why was jon snow looking for an iwatch charger? because now his watch has ended. | true |
It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as i do in a day. | true |
Interstellar winds flowing into our solar system may have shifted direction, study finds | false |
Why twitter's new 'like' button is a big deal | false |
I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing | true |
What do food professionals think of america's test kitchen? | false |
How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? two of his fingers are clean. | true |
Rihanna's chanel apartment visit inspires major fashion envy (photos) | false |
Polluting countries ranked by carbon dioxide emissions with climate considered | false |
2 dead, 1 injured in shooting at california law firm | false |
A green can opener sold in 1977 opened the world to home shopping | false |
Do you know if stephen hawking still has his old phone number? everytime i call, a machine answers. | true |
Everybody is a little weird, except you and i... ...and i'm not so sure about you. | true |
Do you know any good water jokes? well? | true |
How much money does a gay pornstar earn? a buttload | true |
What's the difference between a joke on reddit and a joke on 9gag? about a day. | true |
My friends & i were taking shots every time trump interrupted clinton. my bff chad is dead :( | true |
California voters to consider new gun control measures in november | false |
You're like a fat stump, i'm always falling over you. | true |
The titanic was built to last, let that sink in. | true |
Fun fact: teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day. | true |
Meow! be careful what you tweet or you might get some spam | false |
My ex posted a pic captioned, just me and i commented, yes just you and your 7 personalities | true |
Meaty sandwiches: 10 man'wich recipes for father's day | false |
5 workout mantras that are bad for your body | false |
What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? asked jerry sandusky for his lil black book. | true |
What do pessimists and electrons have in common there both always negative. | true |
How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. are your drugs missing? | true |
What do you call a mexican gummy bear? delici**oso**! | true |
Mark zuckerberg tried to censor me when i published his harvard application. here it is again. | false |
The cashier at mcdonald's was more than happy to warm up some diet coke for my baby's bottle. | true |
Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. real friends pick up a camera. | true |
How dare the child with autism... and his mother? | false |
Why do short people laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls. | true |
It's florida manatee time: how to see the gentle giants | false |
Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods i guess. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: cif e ciaf, an abruzzo way with pork | false |
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? a motor pike ! | true |
What do you get when you mix human dna with goat dna? kicked out of the petting zoo. | true |
The supermarket ran out of soup. they were out of stock. | true |
Hillary clinton might be the first f president sorry i meant female but the emale got deleted | true |
House republican proposes $10.9 billion plan to save transport fund | false |
'santa' facing leg amputation gets christmas miracle from doctors | false |
Top l.a. sheriff’s official resigns over racist emails | false |
Convos with my 2-year-old episode 6: 'the pants' (video) | false |
My wife told me to stop singing oasis and i said *maybe*.... | true |
What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? the bucket. | true |
Channing tatum, jenna dewan-tatum share awkward oscars kiss (photo) | false |
Girl unboxes her new boyfriend, takes us through the exciting features | false |
Hey baby, you got an inhaler? because you got dat ass-ma. | true |
'simple fresh southern': cookbook by matt and ted lee is our summer obsession | false |
Stunning aerial footage reveals extent of austin flooding | false |
Tribeca 2012 diary: nancy, please director andrew semans | false |
Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose. | true |
I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps. | true |
Chuck norris can land a plane in auto pilot. | true |
Sous-vide coq au vin: the good, the bad and the ugly | false |
Pope francis' mass in paraguay is like a makeshift argentine homecoming | false |
Few americans think transgender troops shouldn't be allowed to serve | false |
Republican leaders lay out 200-day agenda: obamacare, tax reform, infrastructure, border wall | false |
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? michael jackson! | true |
Byu faces federal complaint over claim it's punishing a rape victim | false |
Native groups want a promise not to say that racist team name at the super bowl | false |
Do you know the meaning happy wife, happy life? i tend to go with happy wife, extended life. | true |
Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? it was bin-laden | true |
Ballard canyon: santa barbara's newest, rhone-variety focused ava | false |
Cop: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. me: no hurry. | true |
Be strong, i whispered to my wifi signal. | true |
Nra's warnings have come true: a president wants to unilaterally disarm americans | false |
The stars on the oscars 2014 best-dressed list are the definition of hollywood glamour (photos) | false |
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. but none of them work | true |
This simple shower kit allows refugees to wash up with dignity | false |
The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture -tv | true |
These are the 2 key ways people get hooked on prescription opioids | false |
Watch a youth team vote to forfeit its season instead of banning girls | false |
World's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco | false |
What did the jewish pedophile say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy? | true |
What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection. | true |
Let girls lead video contest: maria josefa castro bay | false |
An interview with oscar-winning costume designer jacqueline durran | false |
13 instagram accounts every health-conscious food lover should follow asap | false |
Judge grants bid to narrow trump travel ban | false |
Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal | true |
My grandpa has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. | true |
Being black and loud is necessary, one poet demands | false |
What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? you little piece of shit | true |
How did helen keller's mother punish her? she left a plunger in the toilet | true |
Mom calms son's nerves on first day of school with cute 'hug button' | false |
Killing the aca could lead to more opioid deaths in trump states | false |
One time, at banned camp, i felt really excluded. | true |
I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self. | true |
Pussy riot lingerie spot advertises bras... and balaclavas? (video) | false |
This is the advice everyone needs to hear after a breakup | false |
What type of pants do japanese people wear? nihon-jeans (nihon-jin) | true |
This week in world war i, january 30-february 5, 1916 | false |
7 ways to transform your life... from 7 expert yogis | false |
Making a difference in the world of giving: the summer-athon season | false |
Curt schilling says espn has 'some of the biggest racists' on air | false |
Tim & eric's 'billion dollar movie pledge' signed by paul rudd, ben stiller and more (videos) | false |
So i went to get a protein snack in iraq... but they only had fucking allahu akbars | true |
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