CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What animal did they have in concentration camps? dachau	true
The investment pieces you need for fall 2012 (photos)	false
Why is abraham lincoln on the penny? because it makes cents (sense).	true
Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles.	true
Tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you	false
Lady gaga, we're begging you to make your super bowl show a huge protest	false
Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? he was a little horse	true
How does ice-cube drink his milk? straight outta carton.	true
Why do men, on average, die before women? because they want to.	true
There are only 10 types of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who don't	true
Donald trump surrogate claims nominee wasn't mocking his accusers' looks	false
Texas woman has the state's first locally transmitted case of zika virus	false
Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? it's a shih-tzu.	true
Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water.	true
94-year-old mcdonald's employee celebrates 44th anniversary on job	false
Pc gamers don't take hot showers. they take steam-y ones.	true
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? beer	true
Tennessee student's rainbow noose art project sparks outrage	false
What do computers eat when they get hungry? chips.	true
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? because it's pretty basic stuff.	true
When does a joke become a dad joke? when it leaves you and never comes back.	true
Trump will be president until 2020 it would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic...	true
Watch this toddler discover her shadow and promptly freak out	false
A who's who explanation of everyone involved in bolshoi ballet acid attack	false
Ucf frat that chanted 'let's rape some b*****s' did not break rules, school says	false
Michael moore calls flint water crisis a 'hate crime' based on gop's 'race hatred'	false
Larry chandler, indiana electrician facing foreclosure, wins $1 million in powerball lottery	false
Arnold schwarzenegger married two gay couples as republican governor of california	false
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.	true
'house of cards' actor reg e. cathey is dead at 59	false
A sadist walks up to a masochist... the masochist says hurt me. the sadist says no.	true
The indian baking festival was kind of a bust. it was a naan event.	true
Parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality	false
Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes	true
Diane keaton's bowler hat epitomizes her style (photo)	false
#trumphair is the hilarious hashtag our country deserves	false
High slits reach new levels in this week's dangerous outfits (photos)	false
Artist channels ancient myths, fairy tales and mundane moments in fantastical crochet	false
Why we must raise children who care about the welfare of animals	false
Picture this: shaggy is performing at the queen's birthday concert	false
Grandma freaks out when mick jagger joins taylor swift on stage	false
Why don't melons ever run away and get married? because they cantaloupe!	true
What 'key & peele' gets right about black republicans, according to a top black republican	false
Priscilla presley's gorgeous summer glow... and how to get the look	false
How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly.	true
Susan collins: 'no reason to be concerned' that trump is unhinged	false
Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... baby bomba drama however	true
Melania trump promises donald will represent everyone, even muslims he wants to ban	false
My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day i exaggerate. i responded, like a billion.	true
How much blow can charlie sheen do? enough to kill two and a half men	true
Yes, billy crystal did just make a homophobic statement (and here's why it matters)	false
Caitlyn jenner is talking about running for office	false
Our loss in wealth shows we're all in this together	false
Omg a turtle is coming to kill you, walk for your life.	true
I organized a threesome the other day. a couple of people didn't show, but i still had fun.	true
Woman tells men to stfu about abortion in 3 glorious sentences	false
What does it mean to be a 'good mom'?	false
How do you fit 6 million jews into a car? send them to clown school.	true
Somali pirates hijack first commercial ship since 2012	false
Merrick garland champions work in public service during commencement address	false
What do you call a blad man with dandruff? a snowglobe!	true
How do black people like their eggs? poached	true
I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- i'm better than you.	true
What's pretty and expensive but has no use? leonardo dicaprio's oscar shelf.	true
5 ways sexuality is alive (and lively) as we age	false
Earth has billions of inhabitants, while uranus has only one.... my dick.	true
Beyond the bubble: children's books that illustrate poverty	false
The importance of commas let's eat, grandpa! said the incestuous cannibal	true
Morgan freeman and jimmy fallon talking on helium is everything	false
Trump's new executive orders make it easier to fire federal workers	false
Blood test could help identify pancreatic cancer early	false
Kim kardashian twitter: celeb takes on british airways for 'stealing' from her luggage	false
'riverdale' star madelaine petsch hilariously shuts down redhead stereotypes	false
New 'doctor who' trailer will have you running for the tardis	false
Woman calls police on black family for bbqing at a lake in oakland	false
What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? dill dough	true
Me: wow this recumbent bike is pretty comfortable. trainer: ok now start pedaling. me: what?	true
This is the biggest austin restaurant opening of the year. true story.	false
Trump rails against press in response to reports of chaos	false
Vladimir putin goes shirtless again for new 2016 calendar	false
Tina knowles-lawson: i taught my daughters ‘from day one’ that black is beautiful	false
Don't hate the player, play the player. they never see that coming.	true
Use this penny trick to find out if your car needs new tires	false
What tv personality lives in your phone? sim card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)	true
Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate.	true
What's a toads favourite sweet ? lollihops !	true
If you think looters and arsonists are the only ones protesting ferguson, think again	false
I can't personally remember an olympics with better toilet reporting	true
International effort rescues more than 5,000 migrants in the mediterranean	false
Gop senators warn against further troop cuts in afghanistan	false
Knock knock who's there ? chef ! chef who ? chef bridges !	true
John need taxi john: hey, man! please call me a taxi. steve: yes, sir. you are a taxi	true
Do all europeans countries drive on the right? no, the brits left.	true
If princess peach fixed shoes for a living she's be princess peach cobbler lol thanks for following	true
Chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good	false
Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now i have bangs and work at anthropologie.	true
What do you call a chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? a shatbook.	true
Wang xingwei exhibit showcases artist's humorously bizarre paintings (photos)	false
What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? have you ever been abroad?	true
Twitter users just say no to kellyanne conway's drug abuse cure	false

What animal did they have in concentration camps? dachau

true

The investment pieces you need for fall 2012 (photos)

false

Why is abraham lincoln on the penny? because it makes cents (sense).

true

Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles.

true

Tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you

false

Lady gaga, we're begging you to make your super bowl show a huge protest

false

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? he was a little horse

true

How does ice-cube drink his milk? straight outta carton.

true

Why do men, on average, die before women? because they want to.

true

There are only 10 types of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who don't

true

Donald trump surrogate claims nominee wasn't mocking his accusers' looks

false

Texas woman has the state's first locally transmitted case of zika virus

false

Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? it's a shih-tzu.

true

Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water.

true

94-year-old mcdonald's employee celebrates 44th anniversary on job

false

Pc gamers don't take hot showers. they take steam-y ones.

true

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? beer

true

Tennessee student's rainbow noose art project sparks outrage

false

What do computers eat when they get hungry? chips.

true

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? because it's pretty basic stuff.

true

When does a joke become a dad joke? when it leaves you and never comes back.

true

Trump will be president until 2020 it would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic...

true

Watch this toddler discover her shadow and promptly freak out

false

A who's who explanation of everyone involved in bolshoi ballet acid attack

false

Ucf frat that chanted 'let's rape some b*****s' did not break rules, school says

false

Michael moore calls flint water crisis a 'hate crime' based on gop's 'race hatred'

false

Larry chandler, indiana electrician facing foreclosure, wins $1 million in powerball lottery

false

Arnold schwarzenegger married two gay couples as republican governor of california

false

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

true

'house of cards' actor reg e. cathey is dead at 59

false

A sadist walks up to a masochist... the masochist says hurt me. the sadist says no.

true

The indian baking festival was kind of a bust. it was a naan event.

true

Parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality

false

Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes

true

Diane keaton's bowler hat epitomizes her style (photo)

false

#trumphair is the hilarious hashtag our country deserves

false

High slits reach new levels in this week's dangerous outfits (photos)

false

Artist channels ancient myths, fairy tales and mundane moments in fantastical crochet

false

Why we must raise children who care about the welfare of animals

false

Picture this: shaggy is performing at the queen's birthday concert

false

Grandma freaks out when mick jagger joins taylor swift on stage

false

Why don't melons ever run away and get married? because they cantaloupe!

true

What 'key & peele' gets right about black republicans, according to a top black republican

false

Priscilla presley's gorgeous summer glow... and how to get the look

false

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly.

true

Susan collins: 'no reason to be concerned' that trump is unhinged

false

Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... baby bomba drama however

true

Melania trump promises donald will represent everyone, even muslims he wants to ban

false

My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day i exaggerate. i responded, like a billion.

true

How much blow can charlie sheen do? enough to kill two and a half men

true

Yes, billy crystal did just make a homophobic statement (and here's why it matters)

false

Caitlyn jenner is talking about running for office

false

Our loss in wealth shows we're all in this together

false

Omg a turtle is coming to kill you, walk for your life.

true

I organized a threesome the other day. a couple of people didn't show, but i still had fun.

true

Woman tells men to stfu about abortion in 3 glorious sentences

false

What does it mean to be a 'good mom'?

false

How do you fit 6 million jews into a car? send them to clown school.

true

Somali pirates hijack first commercial ship since 2012

false

Merrick garland champions work in public service during commencement address

false

What do you call a blad man with dandruff? a snowglobe!

true

How do black people like their eggs? poached

true

I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- i'm better than you.

true

What's pretty and expensive but has no use? leonardo dicaprio's oscar shelf.

true

5 ways sexuality is alive (and lively) as we age

false

Earth has billions of inhabitants, while uranus has only one.... my dick.

true

Beyond the bubble: children's books that illustrate poverty

false

The importance of commas let's eat, grandpa! said the incestuous cannibal

true

Morgan freeman and jimmy fallon talking on helium is everything

false

Trump's new executive orders make it easier to fire federal workers

false

Blood test could help identify pancreatic cancer early

false

Kim kardashian twitter: celeb takes on british airways for 'stealing' from her luggage

false

'riverdale' star madelaine petsch hilariously shuts down redhead stereotypes

false

New 'doctor who' trailer will have you running for the tardis

false

Woman calls police on black family for bbqing at a lake in oakland

false

What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? dill dough

true

Me: wow this recumbent bike is pretty comfortable. trainer: ok now start pedaling. me: what?

true

This is the biggest austin restaurant opening of the year. true story.

false

Trump rails against press in response to reports of chaos

false

Vladimir putin goes shirtless again for new 2016 calendar

false

Tina knowles-lawson: i taught my daughters ‘from day one’ that black is beautiful

false

Don't hate the player, play the player. they never see that coming.

true

Use this penny trick to find out if your car needs new tires

false

What tv personality lives in your phone? sim card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

true

Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate.

true

What's a toads favourite sweet ? lollihops !

true

If you think looters and arsonists are the only ones protesting ferguson, think again

false

I can't personally remember an olympics with better toilet reporting

true

International effort rescues more than 5,000 migrants in the mediterranean

false

Gop senators warn against further troop cuts in afghanistan

false

Knock knock who's there ? chef ! chef who ? chef bridges !

true

John need taxi john: hey, man! please call me a taxi. steve: yes, sir. you are a taxi

true

Do all europeans countries drive on the right? no, the brits left.

true

If princess peach fixed shoes for a living she's be princess peach cobbler lol thanks for following

true

Chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good

false

Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now i have bangs and work at anthropologie.

true

What do you call a chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? a shatbook.

true

Wang xingwei exhibit showcases artist's humorously bizarre paintings (photos)

false

What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? have you ever been abroad?

true

Twitter users just say no to kellyanne conway's drug abuse cure

false