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Asia's youngest nation offers a glimmer of hope for lgbtq rights | false |
Trump picks mulvaney to be white house budget director | false |
How do you organize wet books? with the mildewy decimal system! | true |
How do you drown a hipster? in the main stream | true |
Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? aisle hitler | true |
What did the traffic light say to the car? don't look at me i'm changing. | true |
The art and science hybrid that has artists helping to identify crime victims | false |
Sin asked cos what should they do tonight tan or cot? | true |
El salvador is on track to become world homicide leader | false |
Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot? | true |
Apps beat paper when it comes to keeping food diaries | false |
We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore | false |
What website are the germans least likely to laugh at? neingag. | true |
Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda. | true |
Marlon james' new fantasy trilogy is inspired by 'lotr' and african epics | false |
Do you know why god created atheists? haha. good one. | true |
What's behind the surge in suicide attempts among canada's indigenous population | false |
Hackers breached u.s. election agency after vote, according to security firm | false |
Why does dr. pepper come in a can ? his wife died. | true |
Mma fighter does front flip off knocked-out opponent, gets disqualified | false |
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? don't know, don't care. | true |
Tax payers subsidize first class express airport security | false |
Will the atlanta falcons rise up or shrink down? | false |
Icymi: 4 simple answers to tough health questions | false |
Energizer bunny the energizer bunny was arrested today. he was charged with battery. | true |
Feminist sci-fi writers dream up a better future for women and reproductive health | false |
Heineken beer makers join sam adams in dropping out of st. patrick's day parade over gay ban | false |
You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this -guy who invented shovels | true |
Knock knock whos there daisy daisy who daisy me rollin they hatin | true |
Relationship status: the pizza is late and i'm worried | true |
Bad robot: state wants to ban drones from harassing wildlife | false |
Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? you can skip it. | true |
What made the world stop being blue? the new softcap limits | true |
What is beethoven doing in his grave? he's de-composing ! happy halloween everyone. | true |
How a network called the learning channel spawned 'my husband's not gay' | false |
What's the difference between jesus and mexicans? jesus doesn't have any tattoos of mexicans. | true |
Help! i can't post anything on reddit! pls help! | true |
Photographer captures absolutely mind-bending crowd shots from edm festivals | false |
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? so that he can sneak up on mice ! | true |
Little girl has one of the best eyebrow wiggles of all time (video) | false |
What's a pirates worst nightmare? a sunken chest and no booty | true |
A joke walks into a bar... bartender says woah! i've never *meta* joke before | true |
Gay man recounts coming out to his devout muslim father (video) | false |
Trump administration to propose scrapping major obama-era climate change policy | false |
British tweeters celebrate 'ed balls day,' their strangest 'national holiday' | false |
Bernie sanders raises $1.2 million off of attack by clinton-allied group | false |
Donald trump: ted cruz copied my border wall idea! | false |
Jalonta freeman pays $200 for 'ipad' that's actually just a mirror | false |
Ftc chief downplays how many students devry allegedly defrauded | false |
For my next trick i need a condom and a volunteer... | true |
Lesbian stereotypes: the worst (and most hilarious) ideas many have about the community | false |
Break ups are the worst in china. you see her face everywhere. | true |
Osama was found hiding in mansion in abbottabad. talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide... | true |
What's it called when hobbits build houses for other hobbits? hobbitat for humanity | true |
Marijuana business owner gets money back 15 months after cops took it without charges | false |
Trump pardons turkey in thanksgiving ceremony you didn't think could get any weirder | false |
Idiot college called, they want there mascot back. | true |
(video) time inc. has video syndication deal with amazon, others | false |
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless you're in prison (i'll see myself out) | true |
Dwarf shortage i know, it's a short joke | true |
Brussels at highest terror alert over 'serious and imminent' threat | false |
What's a foot long and slippery? a slipper. :d | true |
'drunk mode' app is redefining the college party experience | false |
Poor people matirx *neo: there is no spoon.* **but is there food?** | true |
11 signs you should quit your job and become a designer | false |
'bend ze knees' to improve more than just your skiing | false |
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian, i must admit, i'm not very good. | true |
How to start the next chapter of your life: forgive | false |
The 12 summer sale items that belong in your cart -- now! | false |
Table talk: the end of saturday mail delivery? | false |
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 3 commercials. | true |
Penelope cruz's oscar dress 2014 looks like a perfectly-wrapped pink present (photos) | false |
It's so sad that frank died from mesothelioma he tried asbestos he could to stay alive | true |
What do you call an expensive circumcision? a rip off | true |
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it | true |
Sleepaway camp gives kids a tech break, and might even save your marriage | false |
Is there any upside to living in switzerland?? the flag is a big plus. | true |
I slept like a baby last night... i woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself | true |
The most powerful renewable resource -- citizen power | false |
Kerry washington says women constantly face the 'pressure to be extraordinary' | false |
Did you know hilary clinton is an excellent musician? she plays the lyre really well. | true |
So, he broke up with you -- now what? | false |
What do you call a group of jd salingers? a humble hindi bundle. | true |
How do you stop an elephant from charging? take away its usb cable. | true |
Party city is the least appropriately named store. | true |
What do you call a black hipster? an idiot. | true |
Miley cyrus wardrobe malfunction: singer pops out of tank top (photos) | false |
Jessica biel reflects on what motherhood has taught her | false |
My friends most commonly describe me as who? | true |
Two antennae had a wedding... it was alright, but the reception was amazing. | true |
What did the two tampons say to each other? nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts. | true |
Press pause: how a dose of mindfulness helped me overcome procrastination | false |
Trump lawyer asks journalist if she's on drugs after james comey question | false |
Suspect in theater attack was committed at least 4 times | false |
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack. | true |
What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? the nba. | true |
Stephen colbert & 'the hobbit': tv personality to make an appearance in upcoming film | false |
A gymnast walks into a bar... he gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal. | true |
What do you call an uneven body of water? an inconsistensea. | true |
That awkward moment when the priest uses your confession as the theme for his sermon. again. | true |
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