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Aly raisman to olympic committee: investigate usa gymnastics before they elect new leaders
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Ben carson gaining on leader in gop presidential polls
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Apple computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. their new policy is iwon't tell...ipromise
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When bruce jenner changed sex's. i thought damn... he's trans-jenner?
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Why are cowboys uncircumcised? so they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.
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The best colleges for food in america for 2013
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Tropical storm plows up east coast after hurricane hermine pounds florida
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What boxer's nickname is eeeee? mohammad ali all-e
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*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*
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How many eggs did kelly clarkson eat for easter? all of them. (it's timely if not funny, right?)
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See if you can watch this powerful 1-minute psa without crying
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Wedding planning: what the magazines don't tell you
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Donald trump (sorta) appears on 'the tonight show' to explain megyn kelly comments (kinda)
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Instagram hit with first class action lawsuit after furor over changes
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Why we should erase the concept of a fixed 'retirement age'
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The quintessential french pastry, the croissant, isn't actually french
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What's the name of the virus that causes aids? ... are you positive?
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How do you call a black man flying a plane ? a pilot.
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A national shortage of velveeta? it's a start
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How to make a hot toddy without a recipe
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25 animal pals who know what friendship is all about
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Helen keller walks into a bar.... and then a table. and then a chair. another table....
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Fake good news is helping us forget 2016
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Obviously, carlton banks would be a glasshole in 2015
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Denver jail death puts new light on common restraint tactic
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Snooker if pink is covered by red, go for the brown.
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Six steps to beat stress and boost immunity
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Here's the moment rousey's friends and family realized she lost
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8 years did little to sway white evangelicals' views on obama
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What happens when a pope dies? another pops up.
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The brutal truth of what the islamic state is doing to women
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Yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny
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Some people are legally blind. what happens to the illegally blind?
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Where can you find the best black friday deals with items at 100% off? ferguson!
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4 contemporary female photographers who put the middle east in perspective
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I forgot my phone when i went to the toilet today. we have 245 tiles.
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The role dreams play in our daily lives
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Congressman goes mia after tucking wall street bailout into government spending bill
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Sometimes, when i think about books i touch my shelf
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Trump booed at davos for criticizing 'fake' media
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Which villain did batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? deathstroke.
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What do you call a jewish pokemon master? ash
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Dogs are dying after being left out in the cold. here's how to keep them safe.
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Did you hear about the roman who got a c in math? he got a perfect score!
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Note to self: do not try shopping for a pearl necklace online. ever. again.
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The first time i bit into a cadbury egg i understood women who spit.
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The kid snacks we still love to eat as adults (photos)
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Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleavies.
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What was the geologists' favorite musical genere? rock
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What do you call a party with 100 midgets? a little get together.
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See how erectile dysfunction drugs stack up against each other
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How do you start a rave party in ethiopia? glue bread to the ceiling.
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Im getting tired of your barenaked ladies marathon. it's been one week since you looked at me.
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Have you ever taken a bus? well they want it back!!!!!!
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These texts perfectly demonstrate why female entrepreneurs struggle for funding
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How to handle shared custody when your ex gets a girlfriend
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A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar he orders a beer
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See eddie redmayne and alicia vikander in a pivotal scene from 'the danish girl'
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Fred goldman questions if kardashian fame may be used to promote story of his son’s death
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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a submarine filled with cum.
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Susan downey on producing the judge, starring robert downey, jr. and robert duvall
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Americans are using #wetooareamerica to share their immigration stories
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The king splits his kingdom for his three sons... -f**k yeah, said the fourth son
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Glenn beck suspended from siriusxm radio over comments about trump
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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? i can clearly see you're nuts
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Elle italia july 2012 cover features a big knife (photo)
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The sleep library: 11 soothing books for bedtime
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Memo: ny times editor explains why everyone hates his ‘rich and searching’ op-ed section
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Conservatives quickly refuse any obama court replacement after antonin scalia's death
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Sterling's lesson: public figures have few privacy rights
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Topher grace gets us closer than ever to a 'seinfeld' reunion
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'snl' takes on lydia callis, bloomberg's sign language interpreter, and chris christie (video)
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Top 5 myths about gay & lesbian wedding photography
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9 hip halloween items for your home that won't creep you out
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8 simple ways to stay committed to your fitness routine
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Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice.
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Did you ever see that movie about constipation? of course not, it never came out.
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Gary johnson's running mate thinks hillary clinton is probably more qualified
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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in china? they need clean air.
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I always buy computers that are black. generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive.
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Are there drug dealers on twitter? asking for 522 friends.
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Daniel radcliffe talks gay sex scene in 'kill your darlings'
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Claim: american apparel's ousted ceo allegedly misused funds
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I just want to love someone half as much as a dog loves anyone
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Why isla fisher steers away from offering parenting advice
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What kind of bus can cross the ocean? a columbus.
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Why did the smackhead kick the habit? he didn't like nuns.
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Qatar: a case study for the role of small states in international relations
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Maher on gop manliness: 'it's not toughness republicans love, it's bullying'
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Did you hear what happened to lot's wife? she got assaulted
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Chocolate recipes you can eat for dinner (photos)
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What should i say? someone just said i'm in denial but i'm not
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Three questions for 'jewel' handbag designers bita & rouzita of 'ita collection'
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What kind of house is easiest to pick up? a light house.
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*dive rolls across the room naked her- why don't you just buy curtains?
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How do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? steal their lines
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If i were to make a glory hole... i would make it out of walnut.
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You know what west virginians say about dating, don't you? the closer the kin, the better the skin.
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Lolz? really? did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?
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Why diets fail: 7 things you should know (part 2)
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