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Big news! obama read my tweets and appointed me secretary of swagriculture | true |
Air pollution linked to faster rate of atherosclerosis, study finds | false |
'transcendence' trailer gives first look into star-studded techno-thriller | false |
I guess you could say one direction went two directions. i'll see myself out. | true |
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, angel? | true |
What does an accountant use for birth control? his personality. | true |
Reddit starts with an r and, ends whit an e. right? | true |
Kindle fire hd 4g: fcc approval still needed | false |
'supernanny' jo frost: there's no justification for spanking | false |
I'm addicted to brake fluid. but i can stop any time. | true |
Dashcam video shows ‘senseless’ killing of iranian-american by federal cops, lawyers say | false |
Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns. | true |
Counselors in tennessee can now legally refuse lgbt patients | false |
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? because they're ugly and smell bad. | true |
Got a severed head? call todd robbins ... it's time for 'true nightmares' | false |
'project greenlight' breakout effie brown joins lee daniels' company | false |
Russia will act to neutralize u.s. missile shield threat: putin | false |
Yes, virginia... there is an aggressive and highly successful anti-tax lobby | false |
Merriam-webster schools the white house over terror list typos | false |
Unemployment rate unchanged in june, long-term joblessness still terrible | false |
Glad the nba lockout is over. that was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever. | true |
Help me, i'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down. -mrs. butterworth | true |
You'll get tired eventually. then i will pet you! | true |
How i reinvigorated long-time friendships with a guys' weekend | false |
Senate republicans grapple with how to answer the roy moore question | false |
For american muslims, a horrifying runup to one of islam's holiest holidays | false |
I refuse to jump on the i hate mondays' bandwagon. i hate all workdays equally | true |
A gay dad's open letter to laura bush on quitting the gay marriage ad | false |
Iran: election protests, calling mrs. rajavi for president | false |
Stepparent problems: the 18 biggest misconceptions about step-parenting | false |
Pizza receipt shows intense vancouver hockey fan canceled pick-up because game was tied (photo) | false |
Moms leave the workforce because it's their only choice | false |
I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did. | true |
Reddit's turning into 1980's america mass privatization, and everyone is blaming the chinese. | true |
Far-right politicians rush to take advantage of the berlin attack | false |
Iraqi kurds claim to have evidence isis used chemical weapon | false |
Nathan scheelhaase high-five denied: illinois qb left hanging by ref after touchdown (gif/video) | false |
Do you know what really makes me smile? facial muscles. | true |
3 reasons not to save for your child's college education | false |
A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything i get. | true |
Lynda carter's wonder woman costume is still badass (photos) | false |
Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet | true |
The world's 10 most extreme eats: how many can you stomach? | false |
You say tomato, i say tomato but it doesn't make that much sense when you read it. | true |
Don't just assume i'm crazy. let this wedding album i photoshopped you into speak for itself. | true |
What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? they go back and re-herse. | true |
In peak internet move, baby arms are being compared to bread rolls | false |
How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? defeated | true |
What is shulk from xenoblade's favorite thing to type? back slash! | true |
My formula for relief: why i stopped breastfeeding | false |
What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians a drummer | true |
What is something we all lost? the game | true |
Can marriage education help army marriages with infidelity? | false |
Uber didn't tell its drivers in singapore their cars had been recalled | false |
What happens when you put 500,000 people's dna online | false |
3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks. | true |
This moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines | false |
My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. that came out of nowhere. | true |
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? he had him newt-ered. | true |
What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? you want some beef? | true |
10 affordable cities where luxury apartments are within your reach (photo) | false |
How will alabama gov. kay ivey explain a roy moore vote to little girls? | false |
Belly fat linked with higher heart disease, cancer risks | false |
Chilling psa reminds us that human trafficking victims are exploited in our neighborhoods | false |
Ex-seaworld trainer reveals 'stupid' company lie to jon stewart | false |
Knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget | true |
Elizabeth gilbert posts touching tribute after partner rayya elias dies | false |
The 8 best online magazines for those who love decor, crafts and all things home (photos) | false |
Jimmy kimmel goes back in time to give baby donald trump some much-needed advice | false |
How do you get gum out of hair? cancer -i'm sorry- | true |
How do you know when a mongol is level? he's drooling from both corners of his mouth. | true |
Birth rate plunges, projected to reach lowest level in decades | false |
If it goes so fast then for g-d's sake, let me enjoy it now! | false |
Trump’s lawyers argue the president is too important for state court | false |
Why did wolverine stop checking his e-mail? he kept forgetting his logan and password. | true |
Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... i thought it was a nice jester... | true |
Have you heard of probability before? the student replied, probably | true |
Cheating spouse: updated ashley madison app helps cheaters keep affairs hidden | false |
'it gets better' launches inspiring new project to celebrate 5th birthday | false |
Entertainment weeklies are cozying up to trump first family | false |
Q&a with halfway producer jonny paterson on the producer life | false |
Tweeters rip 'zombie' donald trump over 'listening session' cheat sheet | false |
To sleep, perchance to dream, that is the medical question | false |
What do koreans need when they take out the dog? oven mitts | true |
Deutsche bank won't expand in north carolina because of anti-lgbt law | false |
Police launch investigation after video appears to show cop shoving man in wheelchair into street | false |
Why did they invent the shopping cart? to teach women to walk on their hind legs. | true |
I'm thinking of writing a mystery novel... or am i? | true |
20 common grilling mistakes you won't ever make again | false |
What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? atrophy. | true |
Where you should travel based on your astrological sign | false |
Are you a whore? because you are priceless to me. | true |
This quirky coke bottle with a secret is bringing us joy right now | false |
People with epilepsy see the opportunity and they seize in it. | true |
Uppsite: from web to mobile in two minutes | false |
Dandelion greens recipes: how to cook the bitter leaves (photos) | false |
A termite walks into a bar... and asks, is the bartender here?. | true |
Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect. | true |
I hate spelling errors. you mix up two letters and your whole post is urined. | true |
Most people don't know how to read a sunscreen label | false |
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