CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Q: why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? a: so he could shoot his mouth off.	true
Which dance will a chicken not do ? the foxtrot !	true
What in-laws and over-the-top food have in common	false
Ariana grande's cover of justin bieber's 'what do you mean?' will make you belieb	false
Stephen colbert finally agrees with donald trump on something	false
Tracy anderson leggings will hopefully give you gwyneth's butt (photos)	false
World yoga day 2012: good for the community and good for you	false
Why do robots never cuddle after sex? because all a robot does is nuts and bolts.	true
Hannibal buress' mic cut after joking about catholic sex abuse	false
Lost engagement ring finds its way from hawaii to alaska	false
I need a new bank account. this one has run out of money.	true
I am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it .	true
5 things you should know about schools in 2015	false
Why critical thinking will never be on the test	false
Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? because it is an acre.	true
Boss: good suggestions at the staff meeting today, bill. me: i talk in my sleep?	true
Eiffel tower goes dark to mourn victims of stockholm attack	false
Sounds like donald trump's a fan of this dem jobs bill	false
Cat in tights is giving us some unexpected fashion inspiration	false
I'm learning about imaginary numbers... i can finally plot my sex life.	true
83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis.	true
Walmart wage protest leads to arrest of man dressed like santa	false
I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the lincoln park zoo	true
Sorry, olympians, but this bizarre restroom activity is banned at rio 2016	false
I don't get why people are racist... we were all white at some point.	true
Abortion rate hits record low in the u.s.	false
Vulnerable senate republicans say no scalia replacement under obama	false
Sticker shock: 12 crazy expensive hotel suites (photos)	false
A real titty bar would only serve milk.	true
Norfolk state reaction video: students celebrate missouri upset (video)	false
I'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars	true
Tyler perry: 'i'm not the person to ask about racism in hollywood'	false
What did the dead blues musician sing? didn't wake up this morning...	true
10 women photographers who are changing the way we see the world	false
Does lupita nyong'o's rise signal the end of 'giving in to the man' in the entertainment industry?	false
From prostitute to professor: the 7 lessons of maya angelou's messy life	false
Duke & satchmo's jazz manual: eat, pray, swing	false
What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? dr whoover	true
'the miseducation of lauryn hill' turns 15: a look back at the lauded album on its anniversary	false
I called german ups to ask them when they would ship my rift.. they said, vr ready.	true
We all need a break from consumption. that's why our stores will be closed on black friday.	false
I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back.	true
7 protests from around the world led by fearless black women	false
Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches.	true
Few things are 100% predictable, but here's one..	false
Happy kid dancing to 'happy' at a basketball game will make you happy	false
Joan rivers' jewish identity was part humor, part faith	false
What does an it guys use for birth control? his personality.	true
What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? the dick	true
What limbaugh's attack on tpp means for its republican supporters	false
Trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show'	false
Clinton says angela merkel is the most important leader in the free world	false
A reason why we can't have a perfect world: because i don't want one.	true
Just seen the grave of the woman from 'my fair lady'. it says here lies a doolittle.	true
Why did the chicken run across the road? because walking is for suckers.	true
Donald trump cherry-picked data about insurance rates under obamacare	false
Knight news challenge gives $3.2m to 22 ideas to inform the public and increase voting	false
Video: tom colicchio wants you to get involved in food policy	false
So putin and erdogan walk into a bar. sorry, a war.	true
Are there jewish exorcisms? where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?	true
Why didn't the hipster have hiv? he fucked charlie sheen before he was cool.	true
The 'pitch perfect 3' ladies are #squadgoals at the atlanta falcons game	false
Miami police give out bug spray to homeless to protect against zika	false
How do you stop a lawyer from drownng? shoot him before he hits the ground	true
Islam is a peaceful religion a piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here	true
What do you get when you combine soccer and baseball? golbat.	true
You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans that's crossing the border.	true
Why did the stoneworker get fired? because he took his job for granite i'll show myself out.	true
What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? good point	true
Fashion week look of the day: derek lam does winter white right	false
John lewis to atlanta: we cannot afford to be silent	false
Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? because izquierda going right.	true
Helen keller walked into a bar and a table, and a chair	true
Women are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my dick	true
A valentine's day dinner plan: somewhere beyond the sea	false
Two bears walk into a bar no one survived.	true
How does moses make his coffee? hebrews it!	true
Gina walker, 'miracle' mom, receives 35 gallons of blood during labor	false
1928 mercedes benz s-type left in garage for 60 years could fetch $2 million at auction	false
Texting at a red light is something everyone does -- but no one should	false
The great barrier reef has become a coral graveyard	false
Kids are like farts you only accept them if they're yours	true
What do somolian pirates use as weapons? arrrrpg's	true
You know the worst thing about oral sex? the view.	true
What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the special olympics? a handiclap	true
John oliver defends u.s. to the world: ‘trump does not reflect america’	false
Manvendra singh gohil: out, proud and princely in india	false
Iran says opec needs to make room for its oil	false
Bid on your airline seat the next time you fly	false
I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids	true
What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant	true
Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? because they're very good at it.	true
What did the mexican say when the house fell on him? get off me holmes	true
Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?	true
Picasso paint mystery solved: high-energy x-rays reveal masterpiece created with house paint	false
What is saturn's favorite movie? lord of the rings.	true
St. louis cardinals featuring anti-lgbt speaker at ‘christian day’	false
Why did italy cross the road? to switch sides	true
Trump excludes lgbtq people from world aids day proclamation	false
I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me.	true

Q: why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? a: so he could shoot his mouth off.

true

Which dance will a chicken not do ? the foxtrot !

true

What in-laws and over-the-top food have in common

false

Ariana grande's cover of justin bieber's 'what do you mean?' will make you belieb

false

Stephen colbert finally agrees with donald trump on something

false

Tracy anderson leggings will hopefully give you gwyneth's butt (photos)

false

World yoga day 2012: good for the community and good for you

false

Why do robots never cuddle after sex? because all a robot does is nuts and bolts.

true

Hannibal buress' mic cut after joking about catholic sex abuse

false

Lost engagement ring finds its way from hawaii to alaska

false

I need a new bank account. this one has run out of money.

true

I am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it .

true

5 things you should know about schools in 2015

false

Why critical thinking will never be on the test

false

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? because it is an acre.

true

Boss: good suggestions at the staff meeting today, bill. me: i talk in my sleep?

true

Eiffel tower goes dark to mourn victims of stockholm attack

false

Sounds like donald trump's a fan of this dem jobs bill

false

Cat in tights is giving us some unexpected fashion inspiration

false

I'm learning about imaginary numbers... i can finally plot my sex life.

true

83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis.

true

Walmart wage protest leads to arrest of man dressed like santa

false

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the lincoln park zoo

true

Sorry, olympians, but this bizarre restroom activity is banned at rio 2016

false

I don't get why people are racist... we were all white at some point.

true

Abortion rate hits record low in the u.s.

false

Vulnerable senate republicans say no scalia replacement under obama

false

Sticker shock: 12 crazy expensive hotel suites (photos)

false

A real titty bar would only serve milk.

true

Norfolk state reaction video: students celebrate missouri upset (video)

false

I'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars

true

Tyler perry: 'i'm not the person to ask about racism in hollywood'

false

What did the dead blues musician sing? didn't wake up this morning...

true

10 women photographers who are changing the way we see the world

false

Does lupita nyong'o's rise signal the end of 'giving in to the man' in the entertainment industry?

false

From prostitute to professor: the 7 lessons of maya angelou's messy life

false

Duke & satchmo's jazz manual: eat, pray, swing

false

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? dr whoover

true

'the miseducation of lauryn hill' turns 15: a look back at the lauded album on its anniversary

false

I called german ups to ask them when they would ship my rift.. they said, vr ready.

true

We all need a break from consumption. that's why our stores will be closed on black friday.

false

I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back.

true

7 protests from around the world led by fearless black women

false

Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches.

true

Few things are 100% predictable, but here's one..

false

Happy kid dancing to 'happy' at a basketball game will make you happy

false

Joan rivers' jewish identity was part humor, part faith

false

What does an it guys use for birth control? his personality.

true

What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? the dick

true

What limbaugh's attack on tpp means for its republican supporters

false

Trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show'

false

Clinton says angela merkel is the most important leader in the free world

false

A reason why we can't have a perfect world: because i don't want one.

true

Just seen the grave of the woman from 'my fair lady'. it says here lies a doolittle.

true

Why did the chicken run across the road? because walking is for suckers.

true

Donald trump cherry-picked data about insurance rates under obamacare

false

Knight news challenge gives $3.2m to 22 ideas to inform the public and increase voting

false

Video: tom colicchio wants you to get involved in food policy

false

So putin and erdogan walk into a bar. sorry, a war.

true

Are there jewish exorcisms? where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?

true

Why didn't the hipster have hiv? he fucked charlie sheen before he was cool.

true

The 'pitch perfect 3' ladies are #squadgoals at the atlanta falcons game

false

Miami police give out bug spray to homeless to protect against zika

false

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng? shoot him before he hits the ground

true

Islam is a peaceful religion a piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here

true

What do you get when you combine soccer and baseball? golbat.

true

You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans that's crossing the border.

true

Why did the stoneworker get fired? because he took his job for granite i'll show myself out.

true

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? good point

true

Fashion week look of the day: derek lam does winter white right

false

John lewis to atlanta: we cannot afford to be silent

false

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? because izquierda going right.

true

Helen keller walked into a bar and a table, and a chair

true

Women are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my dick

true

A valentine's day dinner plan: somewhere beyond the sea

false

Two bears walk into a bar no one survived.

true

How does moses make his coffee? hebrews it!

true

Gina walker, 'miracle' mom, receives 35 gallons of blood during labor

false

1928 mercedes benz s-type left in garage for 60 years could fetch $2 million at auction

false

Texting at a red light is something everyone does -- but no one should

false

The great barrier reef has become a coral graveyard

false

Kids are like farts you only accept them if they're yours

true

What do somolian pirates use as weapons? arrrrpg's

true

You know the worst thing about oral sex? the view.

true

What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the special olympics? a handiclap

true

John oliver defends u.s. to the world: ‘trump does not reflect america’

false

Manvendra singh gohil: out, proud and princely in india

false

Iran says opec needs to make room for its oil

false

Bid on your airline seat the next time you fly

false

I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids

true

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant

true

Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? because they're very good at it.

true

What did the mexican say when the house fell on him? get off me holmes

true

Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?

true

Picasso paint mystery solved: high-energy x-rays reveal masterpiece created with house paint

false

What is saturn's favorite movie? lord of the rings.

true

St. louis cardinals featuring anti-lgbt speaker at ‘christian day’

false

Why did italy cross the road? to switch sides

true

Trump excludes lgbtq people from world aids day proclamation

false

I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me.

true