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Why was the young vampire a failure? because he fainted at the sight of blood.
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Beyonce album release in november? fan says singer revealed info during meet-and-greet
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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person
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12 ideas for a simpler and better today
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The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, happy gets out.
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Bella thorne has nothing but love for her ex tyler posey
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Rick snyder aides urged moving flint back to detroit water system: report
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This is what johnny depp looks like in 'into the woods'
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Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word me: yes i've heard that word many times
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Ed sheeran's 'carpool karaoke' teaser has got us singing like
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Atlanta rapper shawty lo dies in car crash
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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? a eunucorn.
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Laptop travel restrictions, your security, and your cybersecurity
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Saw this on a shirt silence is golden: duct tape is silver
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Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? because sex cells.
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Tebow fever!! i haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since oj!!!!! ba-ha-ha!!
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Mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville
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Sir ian mckellen has no time to officiate weddings as gandalf, thanks
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Justin timberlake and jessica biel are #couplegoals at grizzlies vs. lakers game
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Trump white house gives local tv reporters a seat at the table
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Keith olbermann says 'we were invaded' by russia during the election
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Why did the french chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? he got creped out.
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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? hasta la pasta baby.
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If bars can say no to drunk people why won't mcdonalds say no to fat people?
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What type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu
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How athletes stay calm under pressure: breath is everything
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The gop presidential candidates aren't the only ones debating tonight
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There are lots of reasons to hate the nazis. mine? they didn't finish the job.
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Shep smith wonders if 'almost fascist' trump has another agenda
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'stranger things': the duffer brothers on what's in store for season 3
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Why did the dog eat the salad? for ruffage.
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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? bro sure!
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Dear new mom: please ignore the inevitable judgment from people who are trying to be ‘helpful’
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I just got scammed by a hacker from cairo... i guess you could say i've been e-gipped.
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What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? io
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This fake town exists solely to test driverless cars
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Why is there no gambling in africa? because there are too many cheetahs.
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What do vacuums and woman have in common? the more you pay, the better they suck.
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Why do mice have small balls? not many of them know how to dance.
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Former mlb all-star esteban loaiza nabbed in $500,000 cocaine bust
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I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny
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Why harry potter named his son after snape, according to j.k. rowling
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What is the witches motto ? we came we saw we conjured !
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You used to call me on my nokia phone
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I'm single by choice not my choice though, every girl i've ever asked out's choice.
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How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking.
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Richard dawson esophageal cancer: what is the disease 'family feud' host died from?
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How landmarks around the world got all dressed up for pride
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Where does crazy horse live? in an unstable.
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Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
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Arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked
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Wedding anniversary: couples celebrates 70 years together at amusement park
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Scarlett johansson, matthew mcconaughey look like the perfect couple (photo)
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Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?
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How do you get to matthew mcconaughey's house? a right a right a right
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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? they don't believe in higher powers.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. the police are looking into it.
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Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. this wouldn't have happened if it had been a snickers.
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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? dead.
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Watch gop memo author devin nunes flee from a simple question
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Muse attempts to beat back entropy with the 2nd law
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The eiffel tower replica in slobozia, romania is especially awesome
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Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring.
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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? you can un-screw a lightbulb.
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What do communist leaders call protesters? red paint.
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Trump’s election commission is already laying the groundwork for voter suppression
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Hieu tran's 'squared' trailer explores top and bottom dynamics in gay relationships
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The worst coffee creamer flavors of all time (photos)
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If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?
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Conservative tech fans once again snubbed by lack of apple gun
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You know what really grindes my gears? when i don't push the clutch down far enough.
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I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory
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What i want my kids to learn from the jennifer lawrence hacking scandal
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Doctors say changes in wheat do not explain rise of celiac disease
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Stephen colbert does a stellar impression of donald trump firing rex tillerson
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Hey girl, are you the final scene in the sopranos? because
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One potato asks another: -are you sure we are related? -yes i yam!
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Trevor noah sends matt lauer off to the 'perv news network'
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California law helps pave the way to a bright mobile future
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What do you call an average mexican? nacho average guy
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How a warlord’s legacy has thwarted relief for a mysterious disease in uganda
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Tidal joins social justice organization for project honoring victims of racial violence
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What is the pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? doughnuts.
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What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in flint mi? pb and j
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What do you get a first dad for father's day? condoms. courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike
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If steve rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? an iced cap
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Why do mexicans have so many babies? because they're too poor to afford condoms.
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This is every vhs family home movie that’s ever existed
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? she worked it out with a pencil.
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In iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. but in iraq, no phobia.
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Chuck schumer turns melania trump's 'be best' campaign against donald trump
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Rubio skips foreign policy meeting as he announces reelection
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What is the worst place to go on black friday? awnser: home depot they have power tools lol
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To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. they always finish last.
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Half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death.
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What do you get if you cross doc brown and jay-z? 1.21 jiggawhats
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Finally tried viagra,... damn near broke my hand!
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Ben carson is eyeing a major campaign shake-up
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The dramatic first teaser for 'the good wife' spinoff 'the good fight' is here
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What if steven hawking is the real slim shady we'll never know because he can't stand up
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