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Why was the young vampire a failure? because he fainted at the sight of blood. | true |
Beyonce album release in november? fan says singer revealed info during meet-and-greet | false |
Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person | true |
12 ideas for a simpler and better today | false |
The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, happy gets out. | true |
Bella thorne has nothing but love for her ex tyler posey | false |
Rick snyder aides urged moving flint back to detroit water system: report | false |
This is what johnny depp looks like in 'into the woods' | false |
Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word me: yes i've heard that word many times | true |
Ed sheeran's 'carpool karaoke' teaser has got us singing like | false |
Atlanta rapper shawty lo dies in car crash | false |
What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? a eunucorn. | true |
Laptop travel restrictions, your security, and your cybersecurity | false |
Saw this on a shirt silence is golden: duct tape is silver | true |
Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? because sex cells. | true |
Tebow fever!! i haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since oj!!!!! ba-ha-ha!! | true |
Mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville | false |
Sir ian mckellen has no time to officiate weddings as gandalf, thanks | false |
Justin timberlake and jessica biel are #couplegoals at grizzlies vs. lakers game | false |
Trump white house gives local tv reporters a seat at the table | false |
Keith olbermann says 'we were invaded' by russia during the election | false |
Why did the french chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? he got creped out. | true |
What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? hasta la pasta baby. | true |
If bars can say no to drunk people why won't mcdonalds say no to fat people? | true |
What type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu | true |
How athletes stay calm under pressure: breath is everything | false |
The gop presidential candidates aren't the only ones debating tonight | false |
There are lots of reasons to hate the nazis. mine? they didn't finish the job. | true |
Shep smith wonders if 'almost fascist' trump has another agenda | false |
'stranger things': the duffer brothers on what's in store for season 3 | false |
Why did the dog eat the salad? for ruffage. | true |
What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? bro sure! | true |
Dear new mom: please ignore the inevitable judgment from people who are trying to be ‘helpful’ | false |
I just got scammed by a hacker from cairo... i guess you could say i've been e-gipped. | true |
What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? io | true |
This fake town exists solely to test driverless cars | false |
Why is there no gambling in africa? because there are too many cheetahs. | true |
What do vacuums and woman have in common? the more you pay, the better they suck. | true |
Why do mice have small balls? not many of them know how to dance. | true |
Former mlb all-star esteban loaiza nabbed in $500,000 cocaine bust | false |
I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny | true |
Why harry potter named his son after snape, according to j.k. rowling | false |
What is the witches motto ? we came we saw we conjured ! | true |
You used to call me on my nokia phone | true |
I'm single by choice not my choice though, every girl i've ever asked out's choice. | true |
How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking. | true |
Richard dawson esophageal cancer: what is the disease 'family feud' host died from? | false |
How landmarks around the world got all dressed up for pride | false |
Where does crazy horse live? in an unstable. | true |
Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves? | true |
Arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked | false |
Wedding anniversary: couples celebrates 70 years together at amusement park | false |
Scarlett johansson, matthew mcconaughey look like the perfect couple (photo) | false |
Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling? | true |
How do you get to matthew mcconaughey's house? a right a right a right | true |
Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? they don't believe in higher powers. | true |
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. the police are looking into it. | true |
Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. this wouldn't have happened if it had been a snickers. | true |
What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? dead. | true |
Watch gop memo author devin nunes flee from a simple question | false |
Muse attempts to beat back entropy with the 2nd law | false |
The eiffel tower replica in slobozia, romania is especially awesome | false |
Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring. | true |
What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? you can un-screw a lightbulb. | true |
What do communist leaders call protesters? red paint. | true |
Trump’s election commission is already laying the groundwork for voter suppression | false |
Hieu tran's 'squared' trailer explores top and bottom dynamics in gay relationships | false |
The worst coffee creamer flavors of all time (photos) | false |
If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets? | true |
Conservative tech fans once again snubbed by lack of apple gun | false |
You know what really grindes my gears? when i don't push the clutch down far enough. | true |
I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory | true |
What i want my kids to learn from the jennifer lawrence hacking scandal | false |
Doctors say changes in wheat do not explain rise of celiac disease | false |
Stephen colbert does a stellar impression of donald trump firing rex tillerson | false |
Hey girl, are you the final scene in the sopranos? because | true |
One potato asks another: -are you sure we are related? -yes i yam! | true |
Trevor noah sends matt lauer off to the 'perv news network' | false |
California law helps pave the way to a bright mobile future | false |
What do you call an average mexican? nacho average guy | true |
How a warlord’s legacy has thwarted relief for a mysterious disease in uganda | false |
Tidal joins social justice organization for project honoring victims of racial violence | false |
What is the pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? doughnuts. | true |
What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in flint mi? pb and j | true |
What do you get a first dad for father's day? condoms. courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike | true |
If steve rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? an iced cap | true |
Why do mexicans have so many babies? because they're too poor to afford condoms. | true |
This is every vhs family home movie that’s ever existed | false |
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? she worked it out with a pencil. | true |
In iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. but in iraq, no phobia. | true |
Chuck schumer turns melania trump's 'be best' campaign against donald trump | false |
Rubio skips foreign policy meeting as he announces reelection | false |
What is the worst place to go on black friday? awnser: home depot they have power tools lol | true |
To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. they always finish last. | true |
Half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death. | true |
What do you get if you cross doc brown and jay-z? 1.21 jiggawhats | true |
Finally tried viagra,... damn near broke my hand! | true |
Ben carson is eyeing a major campaign shake-up | false |
The dramatic first teaser for 'the good wife' spinoff 'the good fight' is here | false |
What if steven hawking is the real slim shady we'll never know because he can't stand up | true |
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