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Why did the scotsman sell drugs? he had to get plaid. | true |
Transgender teens speak to themselves 10 years from now | false |
What i learned about creating content from a youtuber with 2 million subscribers | false |
Why is it called a shampoo.. if it smells good? | true |
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough | true |
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? give him sheet music. | true |
Carolyn gregoire's guide on how yoga creates positive change | false |
When to worry about gluten, and why i don't | false |
Newsweek brings back accused sexual harasser as staffers, advertisers flee | false |
Lindsay lohan accounts seized by irs for owed back taxes; charlie sheen pays some of her debt | false |
Grammy winners list 2014: daft punk, macklemore, lorde & more | false |
Two guys in ca walked off cliff playing pokemon. natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2. | true |
Drugs are not a solution! until you mix them with water | true |
What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? they both rely on a good *batter* | true |
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often | false |
What do goats do on election day? voat. co | true |
I'm going to france next summer. oh, really? no, de gaulle. | true |
International festival of arts and ideas kicks off in new haven (photos) | false |
9 tidbits from george lucas' tribeca chat with stephen colbert | false |
I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on instagram. | true |
Melania trump responds to charlottesville clashes before president does | false |
'simpsons' producer reveals the o.j. simpson cameo that never was | false |
Thoughts you have when you're alone at a party full of strangers | false |
Bill maher, you should have been at the pakistan embassy this week | false |
Anthony bourdain slams critics who say chefs shouldn't talk politics | false |
What street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph | true |
A father's day apology: elijah pollack is going to be a great guy | false |
I had sex with both of the olsen twins. but that was before they were famous. | true |
What is brown and sounds like a bell? dung. | true |
Absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh | true |
Adorable animated film offers beautiful story of two boys falling in love | false |
Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? lenin-nade. just smack me. | true |
Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage? | true |
What did o say to q? hey! put that thing back in your pants! | true |
My professor's name is andy nusbaum. his email is [email protected] | true |
The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. he passed with flying colors. | true |
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on tv. | true |
Betty white won the super bowl before it even started | false |
War has damaged hundreds of heritage sites in syria | false |
My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret. | true |
How does norman bates get to the bates motel? he takes the psycho path! (i'll see myself out...) | true |
Gop presidential hopefuls say obama shouldn't get to fill supreme court vacancy | false |
Countries with the highest unemployment: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Please stop yelling. i put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy. | true |
I wanna die peaceful in my sleep just my like my grandpah! unlike the passengers in his car... | true |
Tarzan doesn't have a beard. yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years. | true |
What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? i apollogize. | true |
I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to. | true |
When i say, no problem, i mean, you remember this favor forever. | true |
If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business | true |
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? yeah, sorry about that. | true |
Epa to propose 30 percent cut in carbon emissions | false |
God: moses. this is the lord. i have news for your people. moses: new burning bush. who dis? | true |
Why is cam newton's house so dirty? he doesn't pick up after himself. | true |
I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be. | true |
Farmer: can i help you, sir? me: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy farmer: | true |
Will my grandmothers' stories make it into rep. maloney's women's history museum? | false |
What do you call a greedy crab? shell fish...... | true |
Knock knock who's there ? colin ! colin who ? colin all cars colin all cars ! | true |
Mick mulvaney doles out fat raises to new cfpb staffers amid push to cut costs | false |
I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms. | true |
What happened when the lawyer took a viagra? he got taller. | true |
'aladdin' star navid negahban addresses fans' whitewashing concerns | false |
I think i can speak for everyone when i say that i am a ventriloquist. | true |
Watch how beautiful it is to be a mom in 2 and a half minutes | false |
Why are african americans so good at sports? because of hard work and dedication. | true |
Un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan | false |
Amazon to sell smart locks so it can slip packages into your home | false |
South carolina wins first ever ncaa national title | false |
Which villains steal soap from the bath? robber ducks. | true |
What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? a bug report | true |
Excessive erosion sweeps hawaii homes out to sea | false |
Young amy schumer gets her dance on in perfect #tbt | false |
Brooke shields' style evolution: from supermodel to super stylish | false |
How many latinos does it take to do a wax job? a brazillion! | true |
I can't stop telling people how modest i am. | true |
This is an anti-joke!! what's green and has wheels?? grass!!! i lied about the wheels!! | true |
What they don't want you to know about raspberry ketones | false |
A searching moral inventory: america's opportunity to avoid the haunting self-destruction of racism | false |
Recipe of the day: steak sandwich with fried onions | false |
The american health care paradox: a book review | false |
If 'the biggest loser' doesn't work, why is it still on the air? | false |
Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker | true |
Katherine heigl marries alexis bledel in 'jenny's wedding' trailer | false |
How being a stay-at-home mom landed me my dream job | false |
This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times i meet everyone | true |
Slain california university stabbing suspect was angry about study group ejection, authorities say | false |
Another reason i find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth. | true |
Angela merkel is merely being honest with u.s., spokesman says | false |
Good cop: what are you doing - he was unarmed dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body* | true |
What is chuck liddell's favorite fruit? the grapple... | true |
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going | true |
What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? a haiku. | true |
If there was award for laziness... . i would send someone else to get it. | true |
If two wrongs make a right... then what do two wrights make? a plane. | true |
One year later: what i've taught my 6-year-old daughter about donald trump | false |
How does a wwe wrestler like his eggs? raw | true |
I heard there are strength in numbers... try telling that to 6,000,000 jews | true |
Linda from the office calls it a shawl but i know a shitty cape when i see one. | true |
The great wall of china was originally created to keep chuck norris out. it failed miserably. | true |
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