CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How do you find will smith in the winter? you search for fresh prints.	true
Johnny manziel ruptured his ex's eardrum in fight: lawyer	false
Optimal diets for longevity: the science, not the hype	false
Ridiculous reenactment: woman claims she faked deafness to keep boyfriend	false
Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.	true
Out profiles 4 queer women to examine power of storytelling in era of trump	false
What is a psychic medium? ...smaller than a psychic large.	true
Professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules	false
Journalists cross fingers they won't be arrested covering gop convention protests	false
Netflix admits throttling video on at&t and verizon phones	false
While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on corral?	true
Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? because they're long, hard and full of seamen.	true
Hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform	false
5 fresh ways to wear your summer dress	false
This cauliflower crusted grilled cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight	false
Driver allegedly went 1.5 miles with man stuck through windshield	false
Never give a roman a high five. or he'll give you a hiv.	true
Gop contenders prep for loud, ugly holiday season	false
Toy idea: remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside.	true
What you eat isn't what you get: the 6 troubling ingredients hiding in your food	false
Believing in god associated with better psychiatric treatment outcomes: study	false
What did the gay guy with alzheimer's ask his partner? where did i drop the soap?	true
How to score the cheap clothes celebrities wore to coachella	false
I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c	true
John oliver says some forensic analysis is actually 'junk science'	false
Say what? twitter agog over ben carson's 'hippocampus drilling' tale	false
What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? he was making a long-distance caw.	true
What does d.n.a. stand for? national dyslexia association	true
In sydney, opera grabs the bull by the horns	false
Buddhist pizza what kind of pizza does buddha like? one with everything.	true
What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? the front row of a donald trump rally!	true
Samantha bee rips nra-beholden senators with spoof halloween costumes	false
Dem congressman wins nation's most expensive house race	false
My girlfriend said that my dick has resting bitch face :(	true
11 hilarious expressions for 'having sex' from all over the world	false
What's the most dangerous animal in the world? a bluebird with a tommy gun.	true
Teen invents adaptable stroller so mom in wheelchair can cruise with baby	false
Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? to find more people for the infantry! i'm sorry.	true
I'm not stalking you. i'm getting to know you behind your back.	true
Don't put off your bucket list: why i'm glad i didn't wait to experience south africa	false
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. wait til spring enjoy	true
One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock.	true
How do ducks fly high? they use quack!	true
Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of tipp-ex last week? big mistake.	true
I know it's not easy -- but, don't give up! problem-solving solutions	false
Supreme court rejects major 2nd amendment case, and justice thomas has a fit	false
What's worse than eating out your grandmother? banging your head on the coffin lid.	true
Baby needs nighttime parenting: gentle techniques and co-sleeping	false
The amount of alcohol i would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.	true
The global search for education: what's the news from pakistan?	false
Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? leave it, it's beaver.	true
A mathematical formula reveals secret, missing ingredient to work-life balance	false
Hybrid grapefruit could help fans of the fruit avoid dangerous medication interactions	false
Internet romance scams cost victims $50 million in 2011	false
I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. any activity subjection? not movies.	true
Q: what did the parent say when the little girl was whining? a: leave it to peave her.	true
Soon you'll be able to drink wine and beer at some barnes & noble stores	false
Donald trump has full confidence in michael flynn, kellyanne conway says	false
Dan savage to ben carson: 'suck my d**k' to prove being gay is a choice	false
I say no to alcohol every day. it just doesn't listen.	true
Batman psychology: psychologist takes clinical look at comic book character	false
How to dine out with small kids without losing your mind	false
How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one....two...one, two...	true
Threesome fun!!! i had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. i still had fun though!!!	true
What happens when two burgers fall in love? they live together in holy meatrimony!	true
What is the politically correct term for mexicans? human beans.	true
Sunday shows shirk climate experts after a firestorm week for epa chief scott pruitt	false
A human right to water: a wave forward	false
5 things angelina jolie teaches us about cancer	false
Kim kardashian brings back cargo pockets at the 2015 vmas	false
What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? a male truck driver.	true
This cave of crystals is not the fairytale you're expecting	false
New video shows a dazed tiger woods taking breathalyzer tests	false
There isn't anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.	true
I'm proud of all the twitter followers you've accumulated. - none of our parents	true
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said sorry. my fault	true
Twitter responds to kellyanne conway’s latest spin and it’s too funny	false
Out lgbtq athletes have won seven medals at 2018 olympics	false
Lgbtq activists protesting alleged chechen abuse arrested in russia	false
John oliver beat a coal baron in court, then mocked him with a giant squirrel	false
24 european banks fail eba stress test: is a major banking crisis looming?	false
Scientists find it's possible to silence chromosome responsible for down syndrome	false
Stabbing at tenacious d concert in las vegas cuts show short	false
The fear that they're going to be better for someone else	false
Donald trump lashes out at 'fake news' media as journalists gather in d.c.	false
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.	true
I wonder what my wife's favourite us state is. maybe alaska.	true
United airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole	false
Did you hear about the owl coup? they were in cahoots.	true
Hormone replacement at menopause: the profound importance of 'maybe'	false
You say tomato. i say tomato. our eyes meet. we've decided on the perfect name for our baby	true
Democrats plan to sue over arizona's primary election mess	false
What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? the whip	true
Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? because he couldn't get a date!	true
My son likes to kick things. he really needs a dog or a wife.	true
Why did the computer cross the road? to get a byte to eat...	true
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? a: white vans.	true
Smart ways to save for retirement at any age	false
Bill de blasio tells nypd to stop arresting people for smoking pot on the street	false
lowers car suspension to look more gangster takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump	true

How do you find will smith in the winter? you search for fresh prints.

true

Johnny manziel ruptured his ex's eardrum in fight: lawyer

false

Optimal diets for longevity: the science, not the hype

false

Ridiculous reenactment: woman claims she faked deafness to keep boyfriend

false

Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

true

Out profiles 4 queer women to examine power of storytelling in era of trump

false

What is a psychic medium? ...smaller than a psychic large.

true

Professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules

false

Journalists cross fingers they won't be arrested covering gop convention protests

false

Netflix admits throttling video on at&t and verizon phones

false

While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on corral?

true

Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? because they're long, hard and full of seamen.

true

Hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform

false

5 fresh ways to wear your summer dress

false

This cauliflower crusted grilled cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight

false

Driver allegedly went 1.5 miles with man stuck through windshield

false

Never give a roman a high five. or he'll give you a hiv.

true

Gop contenders prep for loud, ugly holiday season

false

Toy idea: remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside.

true

What you eat isn't what you get: the 6 troubling ingredients hiding in your food

false

Believing in god associated with better psychiatric treatment outcomes: study

false

What did the gay guy with alzheimer's ask his partner? where did i drop the soap?

true

How to score the cheap clothes celebrities wore to coachella

false

I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c

true

John oliver says some forensic analysis is actually 'junk science'

false

Say what? twitter agog over ben carson's 'hippocampus drilling' tale

false

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? he was making a long-distance caw.

true

What does d.n.a. stand for? national dyslexia association

true

In sydney, opera grabs the bull by the horns

false

Buddhist pizza what kind of pizza does buddha like? one with everything.

true

What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? the front row of a donald trump rally!

true

Samantha bee rips nra-beholden senators with spoof halloween costumes

false

Dem congressman wins nation's most expensive house race

false

My girlfriend said that my dick has resting bitch face :(

true

11 hilarious expressions for 'having sex' from all over the world

false

What's the most dangerous animal in the world? a bluebird with a tommy gun.

true

Teen invents adaptable stroller so mom in wheelchair can cruise with baby

false

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? to find more people for the infantry! i'm sorry.

true

I'm not stalking you. i'm getting to know you behind your back.

true

Don't put off your bucket list: why i'm glad i didn't wait to experience south africa

false

Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. wait til spring enjoy

true

One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock.

true

How do ducks fly high? they use quack!

true

Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of tipp-ex last week? big mistake.

true

I know it's not easy -- but, don't give up! problem-solving solutions

false

Supreme court rejects major 2nd amendment case, and justice thomas has a fit

false

What's worse than eating out your grandmother? banging your head on the coffin lid.

true

Baby needs nighttime parenting: gentle techniques and co-sleeping

false

The amount of alcohol i would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.

true

The global search for education: what's the news from pakistan?

false

Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? leave it, it's beaver.

true

A mathematical formula reveals secret, missing ingredient to work-life balance

false

Hybrid grapefruit could help fans of the fruit avoid dangerous medication interactions

false

Internet romance scams cost victims $50 million in 2011

false

I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. any activity subjection? not movies.

true

Q: what did the parent say when the little girl was whining? a: leave it to peave her.

true

Soon you'll be able to drink wine and beer at some barnes & noble stores

false

Donald trump has full confidence in michael flynn, kellyanne conway says

false

Dan savage to ben carson: 'suck my d**k' to prove being gay is a choice

false

I say no to alcohol every day. it just doesn't listen.

true

Batman psychology: psychologist takes clinical look at comic book character

false

How to dine out with small kids without losing your mind

false

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one....two...one, two...

true

Threesome fun!!! i had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. i still had fun though!!!

true

What happens when two burgers fall in love? they live together in holy meatrimony!

true

What is the politically correct term for mexicans? human beans.

true

Sunday shows shirk climate experts after a firestorm week for epa chief scott pruitt

false

A human right to water: a wave forward

false

5 things angelina jolie teaches us about cancer

false

Kim kardashian brings back cargo pockets at the 2015 vmas

false

What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? a male truck driver.

true

This cave of crystals is not the fairytale you're expecting

false

New video shows a dazed tiger woods taking breathalyzer tests

false

There isn't anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.

true

I'm proud of all the twitter followers you've accumulated. - none of our parents

true

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said sorry. my fault

true

Twitter responds to kellyanne conway’s latest spin and it’s too funny

false

Out lgbtq athletes have won seven medals at 2018 olympics

false

Lgbtq activists protesting alleged chechen abuse arrested in russia

false

John oliver beat a coal baron in court, then mocked him with a giant squirrel

false

24 european banks fail eba stress test: is a major banking crisis looming?

false

Scientists find it's possible to silence chromosome responsible for down syndrome

false

Stabbing at tenacious d concert in las vegas cuts show short

false

The fear that they're going to be better for someone else

false

Donald trump lashes out at 'fake news' media as journalists gather in d.c.

false

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.

true

I wonder what my wife's favourite us state is. maybe alaska.

true

United airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole

false

Did you hear about the owl coup? they were in cahoots.

true

Hormone replacement at menopause: the profound importance of 'maybe'

false

You say tomato. i say tomato. our eyes meet. we've decided on the perfect name for our baby

true

Democrats plan to sue over arizona's primary election mess

false

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? the whip

true

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? because he couldn't get a date!

true

My son likes to kick things. he really needs a dog or a wife.

true

Why did the computer cross the road? to get a byte to eat...

true

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? a: white vans.

true

Smart ways to save for retirement at any age

false

Bill de blasio tells nypd to stop arresting people for smoking pot on the street

false

*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*

true