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He was walking a little odd too, uneven strides. | Ninbyo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,633 | politics | dfof9qc |
It's the first job he's ever worked in his life. | All_of_the | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,641 | politics | dfoh81y |
Maybe his coke dealer was on vacation today. | dob-ssn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,048 | politics | dfomell |
Bernie would be sprinting around DC handing out newly drafted legislation | TruthinessHurts205 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,337 | politics | dfomj6u |
I'm expecting the usual subs to claim he's been poisoned. | yaosio | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,018 | politics | dfomtxx |
Hey, golf is tiring. | aimgorge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,186 | politics | dfomwi7 |
Time to play some golf. | brucetwarzen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,412 | politics | dfopl44 |
Shot after 70 days, where a lot of those days were spent golfing. | NorwaySwede | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,360 | politics | dfotzve |
He looks like he has gained weight too. | Makewhatyouwant | 369 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,805 | politics | dfo5dqz |
Hahahahahjahajajajahahhahajahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahjahahahahahahahahahjahahajajajajajahahhahahahahajajajjajaahhhaha | eviljared | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,832 | politics | dfo92zr |
Late for tee time | houligan29 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,945 | politics | dfo95p7 |
Needed a diaper change? | hiyosilver64 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,047 | politics | dfo98aj |
Man, if Trump forgot to sign those orders, President Bannon would be pissed at him. | Yosarian2 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,072 | politics | dfo98zt |
Would have been epic if the door had been locked! | gregsha | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,455 | politics | dfo9ip8 |
Guilty feet have no rhythm | HuskyPants | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,762 | politics | dfo9qki |
lol he noped out | sunnyspiders | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,091 | politics | dfo9z6m |
he needs to pick up a hobby to help him relax... maybe golf? | tattooer3246 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,331 | politics | dfoa5m0 |
Do you reckon he leaves the room each time to get approval from the Russian overlords actually running the show? | Lavalampexpress | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,631 | politics | dfoaden |
This is certainly the end of Drumf! | ichiganFootball | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,754 | politics | dfoagjf |
Bannon at the end of that video with his arms crossed...he looks like such a villain. | WhenLeavesFall | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,847 | politics | dfoaix6 |
Meanwhile The_Donald is having a fit not understanding how ads view are counted, thinking they might have 6mil subscribers... | Tekinette | 31 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,855 | politics | dfoaj5b |
He's cracking | PolandPole | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,860 | politics | dfoaj9x |
If the news just played this on repeat while anchors and their guests just laughed and laughed, I think that would seriously be the end of all ends for him | ZJ1001 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,034 | politics | dfoanth |
He is such a pathetic little man at times. | homebeforemidnight | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,159 | politics | dfoaqw0 |
what the fuck is even going on down there? | --Danger-- | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,223 | politics | dfoasj4 |
Low energy | desertdungarees | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,334 | politics | dfoavck |
Trump's going to get evicted from his house, and there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. | cs_747 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,539 | politics | dfob0px |
What a joke of a president..piece of shit can't do his job right | highprofittrade | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,733 | politics | dfob5uj |
I really cannot see anything notable about the video clip presented here. | logicalcrap | -15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,797 | politics | dfob7ei |
They're so dejected | ImObviouslyKidding | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,815 | politics | dfob7vb |
Did you see the reaction of those around him...speaks volume of what they really think about him beyond the politics ...he is garbage and serves no body impeach him now in bipartisan way | highprofittrade | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,836 | politics | dfob8fs |
I like how Pence is essentially relegated to being Trump's aide. | jinnandchronic | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,353 | politics | dfoblrf |
Was that his intention though? | Sadsharks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,604 | politics | dfobsao |
Holy shit he went from orange to tomato real fast | WhiteBoythatCantJump | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,621 | politics | dfobsqa |
The "Trump Impeachment Odds" post is just above this one and I got all hot and bothered when I saw the first two words of this post :( | CouncilofAutumn | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,734 | politics | dfobvpp |
He looks very tired from winning. | Chance4e | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,986 | politics | dfoc20g |
That was uncomfortable *as fuck* to watch. | PM_ME_YOUR_TRICHOMES | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,037 | politics | dfoc3d4 |
I fucking hate this man. | FigSideG | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,181 | politics | dfoc719 |
Is this the end of trump? | Dofuchef | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,318 | politics | dfocajh |
Bannon's face is priceless. | IamTheUniverse_AMA | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,611 | politics | dfochqe |
Bannon's face at the end of the video, priceless! | lazerslice | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,345 | politics | dfod027 |
Exit Order. | YouWantMeAlienPeen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,407 | politics | dfod1ki |
Ohh it looks like special snowflake Trump is a little butthurt. | Wafflebandit22 | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,469 | politics | dfod34q |
If he weren't such a piece of shit I'd probably feel at least a little bad for him; but fuck him. | ThatGetItKid | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,497 | politics | dfod3s9 |
So much winning. | IceReignBlack | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,557 | politics | dfod5b3 |
is this the end of Trump's campaign? | CohnJunningham | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,726 | politics | dfod9m0 |
Pussy runs away. | chuft_captain | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,826 | politics | dfodc4z |
Why was Rosie O'Donnell at the end of the video? | You-Can-Quote-Me | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,981 | politics | dfodg1l |
He's nervous. | superinspector | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,076 | politics | dfodics |
Did no one see him say "We'll do it inside"? | MonteReddit | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,189 | politics | dfodl4i |
I found this clip deeply unsettling | GreatZoombini | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,220 | politics | dfodlw2 |
This man is such a fucking child. | TonyWrocks | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,273 | politics | dfodn7g |
I haven't laughed so hard at a headline since Dick Cheney shot his best friend in the face. | RockHardlyPI | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,283 | politics | dfodnfh |
What a little bitch | SDboltzz | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,364 | politics | dfodph1 |
I'm okay with this. | NewClayburn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,426 | politics | dfodr0u |
It's probably for the best. | NewClayburn | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,432 | politics | dfodr6h |
"Ohh a piece of candy" - Trump, probably. | snarkyturtle | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,432 | politics | dfodr6n |
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go. | Grandma_Hitler | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,453 | politics | dfodrqj |
Trump is a fucking joke. | Kashmoney99 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,486 | politics | dfodskg |
Seeing Steve Bannon makes me want to throw up, shower, and go hug a puppy and forget that I ever saw him | fvtown714x | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,567 | politics | dfodumc |
Couldn't wait to beat the rush to Mar a Lago | drippydick | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,689 | politics | dfodxmc |
Reset the days since a national embarrassment counter. | sumthinknew | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,691 | politics | dfodxnz |
He had to call Putin to get the OK first. | superpastaaisle | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,696 | politics | dfodxss |
Anyone think he is readying a dementia defense? | BadTaxAdvice | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,707 | politics | dfody38 |
I feel history might use this moment as an analogy for something. | Kai2525 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,804 | politics | dfoe0j9 |
Trump looks defeated. | MegaRob | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,815 | politics | dfoe0ta |
screw you guys im going.......wait...already here. | evenios | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,893 | politics | dfoe2qa |
This looks like an episode of The Office. | lm763208 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,942 | politics | dfoe3y8 |
its kind of annoying that Trump is trying to do good things for the economy and he has reporters shouting lunacy at him I hope he knows there are americans who want him to do well | plainpl | -49 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,945 | politics | dfoe414 |
It seems clear that trump didn't want to be on camera and little pence is still playing associate prez/assistant | GreyRoses | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,968 | politics | dfoe4l8 |
Alzheimer | sjchoking | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,990 | politics | dfoe52j |
Did someone ask him to read the orders out loud in front of everyone? | afsdjkll | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,030 | politics | dfoe61s |
Run to your safe space you special snowflake. | richf2001 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,030 | politics | dfoe62c |
Someone's world is falling apart around them, reality can be a let down. | RetroSNES | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,031 | politics | dfoe62l |
In Trump's defence, Mar a Lago keeps a very strict tee time. | MrShones | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,062 | politics | dfoe6va |
He's been begging for the 25th since the first week in office. | BDMayhem | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,082 | politics | dfoe7dl |
Well, that was fucking weird. | Rodalli | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,203 | politics | dfoeac8 |
What 70 year old hasn't walked into a room and forgotten what he came in there for? | YNot1989 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,287 | politics | dfoecdf |
man, everyone looks so miserable | redflcn | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,310 | politics | dfoecyg |
"I don't have time to sign these, I have a golf course to get to" | thegreatmctator | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,388 | politics | dfoeetb |
He doesn't have his make up on | gusmom | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,447 | politics | dfoegag |
I have a pathological issue with watching videos that emit second hand embarrassment so I feel like I can't possibly watch this .. but I want to so bad AGH help | ohbrotherherewego | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,486 | politics | dfoeh8l |
Pence is practically his manservant. | UniquelyUnunique | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,500 | politics | dfoehlc |
Elect a clown, expect a circus | homosayswut | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,502 | politics | dfoehne |
What's going on Steve? | dyeeyd | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,548 | politics | dfoeiq7 |
My God, he looks like a waddling soggy dick. | tokyoburns | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,572 | politics | dfoejav |
As if it wasn't fucking clear enough he has literally no desire to actually *be* president He's a goddamn dog who caught the car and is now just sitting there confused as hell | xjayroox | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,587 | politics | dfoejou |
Alternate title: American President Picked Up His Balls And Went Home | canamrock | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,609 | politics | dfoek8k |
I guess he "Trumped" that one | godel32 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,617 | politics | dfoekfj |
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr | Bolware | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,787 | politics | dfoeok2 |
Tired of winning? | NextQubit | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,788 | politics | dfoeoko |
I think the biggest thing I took from this was how he repeated "I Don't Care". | ImA13x | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,848 | politics | dfoeq3u |
That piece of pickled herring, Bannon standing there like a confused lump of excised cancer was pretty funny. | philmoskowitz | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,860 | politics | dfoeqfv |
Donald Trump is in the early to mid stages of Alzheimers, and everyone is afraid to address it. | UltraMegaMegaMan | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,863 | politics | dfoeqim |
Is anyone else taking the resignation whispers more seriously after watching this? | VioletBeauregard | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,957 | politics | dfoessk |
What a joke of a president. | FreeRiboflavin | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,996 | politics | dfoetrr |
Low energy | BushidoBrowne | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,058 | politics | dfoev8f |
LMFAO that walk off was histerical, how the hell is this guy the president | lordpuddingcup | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,070 | politics | dfoevj4 |
He looks like he just don't give a shit | eonsky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,129 | politics | dfoex1m |
How soon can we start the impeachment for this? | Impeach_Pence | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,199 | politics | dfoeyxl |
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