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What a dipshit | crumbs55 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,543 | politics | dfoiy23 |
Anyone check his diaper? | onlygiveupvote | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,726 | politics | dfoj227 |
Best day of office yet! | Skeetronic | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,780 | politics | dfoj37y |
He didn't sign it because bannon didn't tell him to do it yet. | RiseoftheTrumpwaffen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,790 | politics | dfoj3g4 |
I look forward to the amazing explanations for this about how he never really intended to sign it and it's all the democrats' fault. | Not-an-alt-account_ | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,838 | politics | dfoj4i4 |
I'd feel sorry for Pence if he wasn't a piece of shit. | keepchill | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,840 | politics | dfoj4jv |
I feel like this has something to do with Flynn being denied immunity. | nathan6969 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,869 | politics | dfoj56u |
This man is a true legend. | mirkogradski | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,010 | politics | dfoj882 |
He truly is losing his mindnd | Mondoduke304 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,060 | politics | dfoj98p |
4D Hide-and-Seek | BoxMonkey2522 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,083 | politics | dfoj9r8 |
What a fucking coward. | Krypto_spear | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,185 | politics | dfojbyp |
Seen Steve Bannon standing there in the Oval Office makes my skin crawl! | orojinn | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,221 | politics | dfojcpe |
Alzheimer's | baeb66 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,290 | politics | dfoje4y |
Hahahaha wtf this is hilarious | joeltrane | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,343 | politics | dfojf8j |
What a fucking joke | juuart | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,370 | politics | dfojfu9 |
I don't think Pence is the type to like being anybody's bitch for too long. | Past_Contour | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,409 | politics | dfojgoe |
I just watched the official video of the press conference on the white house channel and it seems like they edited the reporter asking the question completely out. | f3nd3r | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,707 | politics | dfojms4 |
My favourite part is how the_donald has 6 million subscribers... | tiedupknoths | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,873 | politics | dfojq5g |
Seems like a weird non-story to me | Robotlolz | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,890 | politics | dfojqh0 |
You're out of your element Donny, shut up! | infestahDeck | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,153 | politics | dfojvze |
Hannity was about to come on and he had to make sure he found his bathrobe in time to watch! | 1Glitch0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,302 | politics | dfojz3s |
it's so funny seeing t_d posting non stop memes while stuff like this is barely discussed there | SonicfanHD | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,346 | politics | dfojzzc |
He's so going to hit his caddy at his first poor shot in his golf game this weekend. | imbendenton | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,372 | politics | dfok0j2 |
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good job. | FunctionBuilt | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,442 | politics | dfok1x5 |
maybe he is considering changing sides | danrual | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,621 | politics | dfok5g7 |
He looks slightly frustrated, but I don't get the whole slumped shoulder bit, that's how he normally stands. | Loki_d20 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,762 | politics | dfok88y |
R_D comments? | emende21 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,769 | politics | dfok8er |
Did I miss the public execution of the official whitehouse tailor because that is an awful fitting suit. | Awildbadusername | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,911 | politics | dfokb7n |
What a crazy moron. | oldfruitboy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,987 | politics | dfokcqu |
It's cause America's his bitch and he is running it like he owns it. | mousseman | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,330 | politics | dfokjk6 |
Was he literally shaking? | TheTrumpNation | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,539 | politics | dfoknp8 |
What a piece of shit | mrderpflerp | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,664 | politics | dfokq6w |
Looks like Trumper had to farter. | brueck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,665 | politics | dfokq7j |
He's often confused. | Jilsk | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,700 | politics | dfokqxx |
What a pussy | Riesstiu | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,712 | politics | dfokr59 |
It's crazy how he just walks away from things and ignores people talking like they don't even exist. | Vlaed | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,035 | politics | dfokxmk |
The ill-will towards our president...... Its mind blowing to read these posts. | b0ox | -15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,071 | politics | dfokyb1 |
Steve Bannon looks like the personification of liver fibrosis. | Comms | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,131 | politics | dfokzfy |
Gotta chop dem lines. | fendrbendr75 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,201 | politics | dfol0sb |
Lighten up, maybe he had to take a shit | technojesus5K | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,279 | politics | dfol29p |
That's gotta be dementia | zatch17 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,379 | politics | dfol46z |
Why can he sign limitless EO's? | gatom2020 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,393 | politics | dfol4g8 |
So alpha | BETiGOTSUMWEED | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,666 | politics | dfol9go |
Haha Trump realllly does not want to talk about Russia. | plato1123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,910 | politics | dfoldzz |
What orders was he suppose to sign? | xr1chardx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,964 | politics | dfolezk |
Trump ran. | dirtydirtsquirrel | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,919 | politics | dfolvxw |
You guys are reading way too much into this | sktflash | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,951 | politics | dfolwh7 |
It said the orders were still signed, what were they? | Ramablue | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,969 | politics | dfolws0 |
What a fuckin idiot. | NavajoWarrior | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,012 | politics | dfolxjl |
That's what watching crap TV around the clock will do to you. | LednergS | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,027 | politics | dfolxta |
Everyone on his team looks like a ghoul. | barc0debaby | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,049 | politics | dfoly6g |
How is this significant? | DoxasticPoo | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,325 | politics | dfom2r1 |
What an absolute joke of a presidency,this guy is a complete clown | Theatomone | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,506 | politics | dfom5rb |
King of photo ops all the sudden doesn't know how to act during photo ops | mvs2527 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,537 | politics | dfom6aq |
i burped so hard looking at the side advetersiment | EasyLightfoot | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,570 | politics | dfom6uu |
He probably had to take a poop, like really bad! | amilliondallahs | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,874 | politics | dfombu7 |
The whole article and all this scrolling on the comments here and not even a shred of info on what the orders were? | SoupForDummies | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,700 | politics | dfomox4 |
Leaving the room to avoid awkward questions perhaps? | kraftymiles | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,152 | politics | dfomvzn |
Someone edited that moment to look like the end credits of Veep, it's hilarious. | wherestherice | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,465 | politics | dfon0u9 |
Welcome to the new failing Rome people. | emperorisnaked7 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,483 | politics | dfon138 |
Tump 2020 | dman81 | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,624 | politics | dfon39k |
No one seems to mention the height difference of the last guy out the door | theacez | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,658 | politics | dfon3rf |
April fools, guys! | Quad_Douglas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,011 | politics | dfon91b |
April Fool | sniak | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,465 | politics | dfonfqv |
you guys should be thankful to Trump to keeping you entertained.. | inmyelement | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,536 | politics | dfongqk |
Lord have mercy these comments in this thread are so gross. | elbowbrunch | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,463 | politics | dfonu1r |
Amber alert: Missing baby Trump. | Alpha___ | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,542 | politics | dfonv4q |
petulant child | Carlgt816 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,657 | politics | dfonwpc |
At this point i would not be shocked if we learned that acid soaked bath tub was where bannon lured trump for the russians to insert a chip in his brain | CaptainAlaska | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,757 | politics | dfony55 |
Well that was awkward | adamthrowdpp | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,974 | politics | dfoo168 |
Watching Trump videos in the news every day is like watching a really odd sitcom. | beachlevel | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,129 | politics | dfoo38i |
Gotta love the_donald, they're (I'm assuming by the looks of it) making fun of Jeb Bush for being low energy when the election's over and Jeb lost and Trump looks like he's about to collapse from physical and emotional exhaustion after being in office less than a 100 days. | Serotoxin89 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,849 | politics | dfood6a |
Can someone GIF the last bit with Bannon smiling and looking around? | TrantaLocked | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,053 | politics | dfoofu8 |
That red tie a US president is wearing is talking to me. | _The-Big-Giant-Head_ | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,164 | politics | dfoohbi |
He had to ask Putin what he was supposed to say after he signed it. | efrique | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,181 | politics | dfoohk1 |
Dumbass. | Lord_Ka1n | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,310 | politics | dfooj98 |
At what point do we need to serioulsy start to consider using the 25th amendment to remove Trump from office? | mulderc | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,642 | politics | dfoonmk |
I really hope SNL does their own version of this. | JustSomeGoon_ | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,764 | politics | dfoop4a |
The Cold War is on again and this time the USSR and America are on the same side. | CobraCornelius | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,795 | politics | dfoopia |
Step 1) Complete Step 2) Forget to bring the executive orders after him. | SangersSequence | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,107 | politics | dfootd2 |
God I first thought this was a tame april fools joke | Admiral_Cuntfart | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,233 | politics | dfoouxp |
Is he tired of winning yet? | PoutyPanda | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,533 | politics | dfooypw |
What did everyone expect by voting a fraud into office? | oh_poop_ | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,534 | politics | dfooypy |
The true snowflake. | forestdino | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,607 | politics | dfoozlj |
I don't even get how Pence isn't even trying to Frank Underwood the situation by simply egging the president to step down and go back to being a civilian. | Fire2box | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,712 | politics | dfop0ux |
This guy is a scarier clown than the one in that 'It' teaser. | Mc_nibbler | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,575 | politics | dfopbad |
Hitler | NotAnAlcoholicJack | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,070 | politics | dfoph3u |
What's the use of signing them if they get cock-blocked by hawaiian judges | Sundown__ | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,523 | politics | dfopme9 |
Down with thedonald. | xReddit_Sucks | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,693 | politics | dfopoge |
What were the orders he signed in the other room? | alexisd3000 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,733 | politics | dfopowu |
bannons body language at the end is quite telling | throwawayswede123 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,799 | politics | dfoppps |
Alternative signing. | ScribbleBliss | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,875 | politics | dfopqlt |
This article is like that kid that asks the teacher if they're going to collect the homework. | TheRedgrinGrumbholdt | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,344 | politics | dfopw2v |
He had to fart, that's just being polite. | Segfault72 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,561 | politics | dfopyk5 |
this is fucking **insane** | Mr_Fitzgibbons | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,784 | politics | dfoq15x |
And behind the curtain is..... Stephen Fucking Bannon | mub | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,189 | politics | dfoq5q6 |
I don't think he forgot, I think he was avoiding the press pool because he knows his days are numbered as being President. | IWantAGrapeInMyMouth | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,840 | politics | dfoqcs9 |
Maybe, it was just a simple, honest mistake? | kodaxero | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,083 | politics | dfoqfd4 |
Real talk: Is Trump the most hated president by the Left of all time or are there other honorable mentions I should know about? | SuperEthical | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,530 | politics | dfoqkb9 |
Oh dear leader | lambipapp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,737 | politics | dfoqmlu |
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