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That's an insult to Arby's. | Retardedclownface | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,404 | politics | dfoggt6 |
I read on Reddit the other day that Arby's employees more people than the coal industry, so yeah. | Mc_nibbler | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,038 | politics | dfopsjq |
That's her stealth handjob face | Lurkd00d | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,187 | weekendgunnit | dfoc76z |
Neither look like perfection | Tungsten7 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,442 | weekendgunnit | dfocdpi |
She just wants that glock cock... Bonus shit post: she holds the best tupperware parties. | Batoutofhellsinki | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,194 | weekendgunnit | dfoougx |
His nightstand gun is a Sig. | Like_my_8th_account | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,098,623 | weekendgunnit | dfpq5qf |
Smooth oper8or | italy325 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,334 | weekendgunnit | dfo3i43 |
Wow they look happy to be alive. | TheDonkeyHammer | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,082 | weekendgunnit | dfo5lh5 |
Have an upvote for your opinion. | wifewatchesshittytv | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,087,215 | mastodonband | dfpinj2 |
Have it your way. | shane32190 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,333 | mastodonband | dfo80bk |
I'm more of a violin guy myself | daxtron2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,063,738 | wheredidthesodago | dfp2wzb |
tom Holland was great in The Impossible Gal had fast and furious | biggestbaddestmucus | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,023 | DC_Cinematic | dfoeugm |
Tonnes? | teaqualizer | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,235 | DC_Cinematic | dfo474f |
Yesss! | glothar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,207 | nes | dforo8n |
Zelda 2 fans, search for "zelda 2 randomizer" on the internet. | BuzzThunder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,528 | nes | dfoy1mn |
I second this,I ask for nothing else! | shantigilbert | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,804 | nes | dfo7m0u |
So what do you eat? | Kwolfy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,659 | AdviceAnimals | dfo4iep |
Its cider more likely. | HowObvious | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,823 | OldSchoolCool | dfobxwf |
Of course he was British. | tmr232723 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,127 | OldSchoolCool | dfocukc |
She's probably related to Uncle Iroh | stay_sweet | 230 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,528 | OldSchoolCool | dfof74e |
I noticed that her shoes are worn out. | jeffbell | 26 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,755 | OldSchoolCool | dfog1sn |
That ain't no woman | JonFredFrid | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,650 | OldSchoolCool | dfogmge |
Tea that is laced with poison | CheekyCharlotte | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,113 | OldSchoolCool | dfojaeh |
Suck it, Molly Pitcher. | Fire_Randy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,114 | OldSchoolCool | dfojaf6 |
Where are the biscuits? | Snake-Vargas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,386 | OldSchoolCool | dfok0sy |
Heart warming... literally | justdoit125 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,530 | OldSchoolCool | dfok3o3 |
'Zorree, i have not ze scon for ze tea' | fuckedbymath | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,733 | OldSchoolCool | dfokrm4 |
World Wars are not going to stop tea time | PanzerK0mmander | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,827 | OldSchoolCool | dfoktis |
That's what I call hospitality. | kcfreels | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,883 | OldSchoolCool | dfokumg |
anytime is tea time | sythesplitter | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,950 | OldSchoolCool | dfokvyw |
Tacticool, 1940's style | Pellaeon_Arkaral | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,143 | OldSchoolCool | dfokzne |
"I'll be back in two hours with a piece of quiche" | RollingTorpedo | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,181 | OldSchoolCool | dfol0ei |
This is the most British thing I have ever seen, right next to zipline Boris Johnson | Zeno_Zoldyck | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,685 | OldSchoolCool | dfol9v7 |
The one day she preferred housework to a "career " | Andreas11200 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,049 | OldSchoolCool | dfolgkj |
And they're still fighting against the Germans today, in the form of EU exit. | sliplover | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,425 | OldSchoolCool | dfoln8x |
Plot twist: it's poisoned. | LeifEs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,628 | OldSchoolCool | dfolquf |
I think that's actually Eric Idle | Getnoisy | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,657 | OldSchoolCool | dfolrdg |
Her shoes are mismatched :( This is someone with hardly anything and still she did a kind gesture. | OMGWTF-Beans | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,125 | OldSchoolCool | dfolzep |
This reminds me of how during the civil war ( pretty sure civil war )people thought they were going to go out and watch the war, picnic blankets and everything. | Joshua_Dunigan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,128 | OldSchoolCool | dfolzh9 |
Battle field one | omaresame | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,170 | OldSchoolCool | dfom06u |
I can hear the "thank you dear" | Pifftwister | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,406 | OldSchoolCool | dfom43r |
Colorizebot | MadMedic- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,862 | OldSchoolCool | dfombnd |
She's resisting fascism | timewstr18 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,998 | OldSchoolCool | dfomdu3 |
She's as cool as a cucumber and that soldier is posting a position like he's about to engage an enemy... That's some fucking steel nerves right there. | kilot1k | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,489 | OldSchoolCool | dfomlkw |
I like to think this is where tipping comes from. | phishsihd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,067 | OldSchoolCool | dfomupx |
I wonder if Mrs Doyle is a fantastic snapshot of the crew still there. | strength_i1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,569 | OldSchoolCool | dfon2dx |
"It's that policemen ego thinks he can speak French " "Gewd moaning" | Lux-xxv | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,036 | OldSchoolCool | dfon9ei |
"When you're camping in battlefield and your mom brings you mountain dew and a bag of cheetos" | TronaldDumped | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,069 | OldSchoolCool | dfon9vz |
Is that Terry Jones? | dontmentionthething | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,252 | OldSchoolCool | dfoncnt |
Do you think she knows there's a war going on? | DChalo | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,564 | OldSchoolCool | dfonh4j |
I thought the back of his bag was the face of a robot | memekayla | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,640 | OldSchoolCool | dfoni9a |
thats not set-up at all | RainbowKush | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,649 | OldSchoolCool | dfonidt |
One of them is seriously overdressed for this occasion. | DeathcampEnthusiast | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,696 | OldSchoolCool | dfonj2y |
Small ass sidewalk | iCarlyInSeattle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,027 | OldSchoolCool | dfonnv9 |
"Keep calm and carry on" | superpunnyusername | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,301 | OldSchoolCool | dfonrsy |
Doesn't look like tea... | collegegreens | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,426 | OldSchoolCool | dfontjd |
"Thanks for the tea, really, but I'm kinda in the middle of something" | frankierabbit | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,583 | OldSchoolCool | dfonvon |
That's actually Terry Jones in drag, in one of the earliest Monty Python sketches. | Sweizzer | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,839 | OldSchoolCool | dfonz92 |
you have in this picture.. a guy about to kill with a gun, a lady about to pour tea for someone, and a person taken a photo of this fun | FapLeft | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,019 | OldSchoolCool | dfoo1rj |
How very ... british | Nightmare_Pasta | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,365 | OldSchoolCool | dfoo6me |
That woman deserves a medal | benjaminreiko | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,445 | OldSchoolCool | dfoo7pu |
She has battle hardened ankles. | Vegans_spread_misery | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,899 | OldSchoolCool | dfoodu5 |
Meanwhile, hopefully, some German soldier was poured in boiling water. | ene_due_rabe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,122 | OldSchoolCool | dfoogrm |
Who needs bullets when u can reload on some nice brewed tea | Aschentei | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,613 | OldSchoolCool | dfoon8b |
Sorry to say, but it's not tea, but cidre. | Hanaghan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,707 | OldSchoolCool | dfooofd |
Ek garam chai Ki pyali ho! | sleeksteel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,833 | OldSchoolCool | dfoopyr |
how quaint | Oystermeat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,233 | OldSchoolCool | dfoouxu |
What are those? | batmans_belt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,259 | OldSchoolCool | dfoov9e |
Ahh tea, singlehandedly won us the war and our empire. | Jonnyrocketm4n | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,532 | OldSchoolCool | dfooypj |
So did they get married, or what? | whnlifsuks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,949 | OldSchoolCool | dfop3ox |
Best joke I've seen ever | aldarski | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,974 | OldSchoolCool | dfop3zr |
I read in Buzzfeed that this photo has inspired a Hollywood movie featuring Viola Davis and Ben Affleck as the two protagonists. | MonkeyThumbsN00b | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,151 | OldSchoolCool | dfop66h |
Who shot this picture? | KingOfJura | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,760 | OldSchoolCool | dfopdhs |
I have a feeling sniper aims at her head | bogoevsky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,812 | OldSchoolCool | dfope3a |
plot twist: she was trying to distract him so he would get shot | bplboston17 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,087 | OldSchoolCool | dfophai |
She looks like she's not particularly happy about the bloodshed, but this isn't her first rodeo- and she'll get through like always | ijbarratt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,170 | OldSchoolCool | dfopian |
I hate French. | Babygotback7 | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,201 | OldSchoolCool | dfopino |
I just want to imagine she said "now you boys play nice" | 14tech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,313 | OldSchoolCool | dfopjy2 |
More Tea! | adrikai | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,879 | OldSchoolCool | dfopqn7 |
Would you like a biscuit with....far left far left | Braveharth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,685 | OldSchoolCool | dfoq01f |
Would you like a biscuit with....far left far left | Braveharth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,685 | OldSchoolCool | dfoq01n |
The French should remember countrys that helped them more often. | IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,688 | OldSchoolCool | dfoq03c |
Britain=Tea ; Whatever happens dont miss your hot tea xD | tintin_007 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,036 | OldSchoolCool | dfoq3y7 |
So soulja boy here needs a gun, helmet, and low cover, but Doris with her tea kettle and Bruce behind his Nikon are totally cool | ChokeDownDatPill | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,176 | OldSchoolCool | dfoq5k2 |
Things never change - My mom pours me tea while I play Battlefield, boys and their games. | NicknameP | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,740 | OldSchoolCool | dfoqbop |
Brace yourselves, yee who wander in this thread, a lot of man childs thinking their word play is funny | pm_me_alf_pictures | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,825 | OldSchoolCool | dfoqcmm |
Reminds me of the recent photo of the Afghan man giving a US soldiers tea. | Malcolmpargin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,703 | OldSchoolCool | dforioe |
I ship it | Dank_lord_doge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,773 | OldSchoolCool | dforu8x |
Awwww cute | PlanetGreenEye87 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,233 | OldSchoolCool | dforz9q |
She's like look asshole stand up and do something. | markrenton88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,809 | OldSchoolCool | dfos5ef |
"Wot, no crumpets?" | dancinacrossthewater | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,915 | OldSchoolCool | dfos6jz |
This would make a very powerful statue, someone should make this a statue | ikerrytheteam | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,012 | OldSchoolCool | dfos7lk |
Today's female's wouldn't do this. | djserbianjohn | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,083 | OldSchoolCool | dfos8co |
While neglecting the cameraman's need for a hot cuppa tea | shescarkedit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,395 | OldSchoolCool | dfosbo7 |
Merci | jayinho | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,396 | OldSchoolCool | dfosbon |
There's an Afghan version of this pic. | MattDamonThunder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,404 | OldSchoolCool | dfosbs0 |
Always time for a cup of tea. | yahuta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,587 | OldSchoolCool | dfosdsn |
My reason for turning into a tea drinker. | RomanRaees | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,604 | OldSchoolCool | dfosdz9 |
And people think the French are rude. | voyantef | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,328 | OldSchoolCool | dfosltb |
She may killed him! | Innabox | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,457 | OldSchoolCool | dfosnb5 |
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