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Such a powerful picture. | anna946 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,736 | OldSchoolCool | dfosqez |
The sweet taste of libertea | SapienSapiens | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,936 | OldSchoolCool | dfosslw |
"cheers mate" | WizardyoureaHarry | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,756 | OldSchoolCool | dfot21s |
The most British thing to do ever, fight and drink tea | HELLJUMPERbrv21 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,883 | OldSchoolCool | dfot3is |
"Have fun storming the castle." | Clap4boobies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,161 | OldSchoolCool | dfot6ui |
You mean British fuel | Anrende | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,181 | OldSchoolCool | dfot72i |
That looks suspiciously like Terry Jones in a Monty Python skit. | ecilsemoh | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,248 | OldSchoolCool | dfot7vy |
Let me top that off for ya | TylerDurdenSoapTM | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,317 | OldSchoolCool | dfot8q1 |
The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. | winterfellwilliam | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,826 | OldSchoolCool | dfotfao |
That is about as British as combat can get | branmuffin13 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,331 | OldSchoolCool | dfotzgq |
For this action, she went down in history as the Frenchie who showed the most courage against, and provided the most resistance to, Nazi Germany | watsupbitchez | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,390 | OldSchoolCool | dfou09v |
Um.... That's a dude. | flasherino_tv | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,400 | OldSchoolCool | dfou0ei |
Traitor! | Kaph475 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,583 | OldSchoolCool | dfou2yo |
Awesome shot | oldmrdeebs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,082 | OldSchoolCool | dfouab0 |
If he takes cover he'll spill the tea | CargandoPiedras | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,274 | OldSchoolCool | dfoud61 |
Thats no french woman, thats James May! | drtkcots | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,745 | OldSchoolCool | dfouk9b |
she tried to distract him for the sniper on the clock tower. | starico | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,092 | OldSchoolCool | dfoupk6 |
It may be estus | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,138 | OldSchoolCool | dfouq9o |
Amazing photo | pjalegria | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,369 | OldSchoolCool | dfouttx |
I wonder if it was common to stir your tea with your key (look in her left hand)? | username_44 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,436 | OldSchoolCool | dfouuv3 |
What a chilled out liberation it must have been for the locals. | Kongareddit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,460 | OldSchoolCool | dfouv92 |
She acts like it's a pretty mundane thing to serve him tea whilst in the heat of battle. | puckerbush | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,512 | OldSchoolCool | dfouw2e |
It's actually a British medic reviving a fallen british soldier | JustComical | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,648 | OldSchoolCool | dfouy94 |
Back when decency was still a thing | Popnfreshh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,847 | OldSchoolCool | dfov1c9 |
I guess this is the best contribution that the french gave the allies in WWII | IronGin | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,243 | OldSchoolCool | dfov862 |
"What, no biscuit?" | delusionsofgrandad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,522 | OldSchoolCool | dfovcrq |
Hila Klien? | nyc_traveler1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,981 | OldSchoolCool | dfovkrm |
Man she was asking for a lesson on the difference between cover and concealment. | Pikeman212a6c | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,996 | OldSchoolCool | dfovkz4 |
Shouldn't you not have your rifle sticking out around the corner? | crlaqoEPhI5s | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,205 | OldSchoolCool | dfovoi7 |
Look at him lurking for that k/d ratio instead of playing the objective | galaxvirginia33 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,928 | OldSchoolCool | dfow1b8 |
For* | Notaroadbiker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,978 | OldSchoolCool | dfowl2v |
'Where's the fucking digestive?' | CasperJarrett | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,073 | OldSchoolCool | dfowmvv |
Dat skeleton key though | 1775mike | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,178 | OldSchoolCool | dfowovi |
Why does she look like Sascha Baron Cohen | trztn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,488 | OldSchoolCool | dfowuwr |
She reminds me of Eric Idle in drag I hope she has the same voice! | AttilaTheFun818 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,828 | OldSchoolCool | dfox1qm |
Hope it's decaf. | washheightsboy3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,882 | OldSchoolCool | dfox2ue |
That ain't no woman baby, it's a man, man! | seymou21 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,730 | OldSchoolCool | dfoxk8h |
Just because you're in the middle of a firefight is no reason not to be civilized. | Iron_Bawls | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,304 | OldSchoolCool | dfoxwuw |
And politicians and the transpiration process can't go without their tea. | l33t_kn1gh7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,057,046 | OldSchoolCool | dfoycqa |
Bren Gun! | Skozapopolis | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,057,281 | OldSchoolCool | dfoyhua |
What's with the key in her hand? | _cancerkisses_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,057,517 | OldSchoolCool | dfoyn24 |
ColorizeBot | omally114 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,241 | OldSchoolCool | dfoz3gg |
I love that he has a mug hanging from his pack - got his priorities straight! | LordMcPunchington | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,500 | OldSchoolCool | dfoz9ey |
ColorizeBot | kirizzel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,918 | OldSchoolCool | dfp06uj |
Colorize Bot | everythingwright34 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,045 | OldSchoolCool | dfp0aio |
This is cool | deobo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,847 | OldSchoolCool | dfp0ui8 |
Grandma never gave any fucks, so long as her grand kiddos were well nourished We might want to try sending the elderly into battle to nonchalantly waltz over the enemy lines, grabbing ears and hitting them with newspapers | farm_sauce | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,596 | OldSchoolCool | dfp7nw3 |
She holds the key. | gypsymonkey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,071,265 | OldSchoolCool | dfp84f7 |
I wonder if he raped her shortly thereafter. | Dandified_Chad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,073,044 | OldSchoolCool | dfp9cbg |
Lady has brass lips | AWC-6969 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,095,477 | OldSchoolCool | dfpo4qy |
'Geebz, it right now love..' | allhailzod | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,119,995 | OldSchoolCool | dfq09t6 |
If that soldier was too British he may have sent it back for not being hot enough. | GlamRockDave | 273 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,636 | OldSchoolCool | dfo593e |
This is an amazing photo. | TopShelfTommy | 949 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,240 | OldSchoolCool | dfo6ge6 |
I wonder if Mrs Doyle is a relation? | PM_YOUR_SINS | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,227 | OldSchoolCool | dfo76tc |
This lady holds the key! | i-opener | 26 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,458 | OldSchoolCool | dfo7cy7 |
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" | LeBonLapin | 2,633 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,704 | OldSchoolCool | dfo7jaa |
It captures the absurd yearning for normalcy. | occupythemoon | 391 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,981 | OldSchoolCool | dfo7qtj |
"it's been a long week" said the Cuck another time. | RetainedByLucifer | 80 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,761 | The_Donald | dfo5cjd |
Yeah, 6,000,000 strong army here. | TheBlackStag2 | 61 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,149 | The_Donald | dfo5nas |
Well, hopefully that fat retard in red gets an attempted murder charge for repeatedly stomping on an unconscious guy's head. | WhiskeyWeekends | 115 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,992 | PublicFreakout | dfo96wz |
Regardless of what that kid even did, fuck that pussy bitch with the taser. | frodofappins | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,019 | PublicFreakout | dfoanf8 |
Now somebody needs to beat that tazer cunt senseless for good measure. | netflix-and-maga | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,550 | PublicFreakout | dfodu70 |
definitely a couple broken ribs after that fence jump stomp | OGRickMoranis | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,194 | PublicFreakout | dfokgwz |
Well this a few steps away from a lynching | Wild_Hunt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,461 | PublicFreakout | dfoplnr |
nah that shit ain't right | Ayallore95 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,224 | PublicFreakout | dforoeu |
Dude should have fucking ran instead up squaring up against 15 people lol. | BrogalDorn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,717 | PublicFreakout | dfouza6 |
what the fuck, never even seen anythin so violent | [deleted] | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,068,825 | PublicFreakout | dfp6g2d |
That guy seriously must've taken close to one hundred shots in like 15-20 seconds. | SacredSix | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,132,275 | PublicFreakout | dfq3pii |
Taser, four foot drop to the ribs, repeated face stomps = prison time | b_random_b | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,149,897 | PublicFreakout | dfqcrj6 |
Damn that second video. | runwidit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,149 | PublicFreakout | dfo6e17 |
2nd video you say? | OnlyMath | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,526 | PublicFreakout | dfo85e5 |
Just so he didn't have to answer questions | GreenJean717 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,643 | politics | dfoadrb |
The punchline is that he left when a journo asked about Flynn. | Jorunkun | 42 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,734 | politics | dfo4ki8 |
He doesn't like this Russian investigation Like there's something about it that is personal to him. | SATexas1 | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,868 | politics | dfo4o7r |
He was just in a hurry to get to the golf course. | JustaBlueCollarMan | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,895 | politics | dfo4oxt |
Good, I hope he doesn't sign anything else ever | Consonant | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,551 | politics | dfo56u4 |
Our president is a bafoon and a grifter. | snowgimp | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,744 | politics | dfo63au |
Obviously a sign of profound confidence | lipby | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,853 | politics | dfo668l |
Hm. | cynycal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,364 | politics | dfo814j |
Didn't know transgender was genetic. | molten_dragon | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,846 | WTF | dfo4nl6 |
Now we just need transcest | AbysmalVixen | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,971 | WTF | dfo4r1u |
Next, to be Husband and Wife. | micahamey | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,979 | WTF | dfo4r9w |
dual inception stuff | beatvox | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,723 | WTF | dfo62rd |
Aww he has his mothers' tits. | LstCrzyOne | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,736 | WTF | dfo6333 |
I think the most messed up part is that the husband (original male) is still married to his wife.. who's now male. | c9IceCream | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,831 | WTF | dfo65ns |
I'd fuck both of them | gwbmsm | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,464 | WTF | dfo6mce |
Necro nerfs as usual. | Choxie808 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,810 | Guildwars2 | dfo92fy |
I honestly thought that would be how Glenna works when w3 came out | Kyrmana | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,644 | Guildwars2 | dfoadso |
Patch notes are missing the most important change: "Legendary armor is now in the game and you can swap runes." | arogar5 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,937 | Guildwars2 | dfobb26 |
Each time I read these yearly April Fools notes I remember how shockingly in touch ArenaNet is with the GW2 community's memes lol. | StepW | 41 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,243 | Guildwars2 | dfobiz0 |
sadly those look like better patch notes then any patch they've released. | MassiveGG | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,423 | Guildwars2 | dfocd9l |
You can tell this isn't real because no server crashes were fixed. | AldroVanda | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,087 | Guildwars2 | dfoctkp |
I can now only be wielded in the Eternal Battlefields. | frenchie360 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,072 | Guildwars2 | dfodi92 |
Im actually tilted, they joke about wide rim glasses, Ive never been playing when they've come into the store, im always on a break :( i reeeeeeeealy want theeeeese | JoeSNova | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,467 | Guildwars2 | dfods3w |
They lost the opportunity to "purify" engies with this patch :P | IvanyeilEmmixert | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,840 | Guildwars2 | dfoe1ef |
Got me damnit. | mrva | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,300 | Guildwars2 | dfof1fv |
Pretty sad they put more effort into these notes than the actual balance patch. | PotatoTomato_ | -8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,904 | Guildwars2 | dfofgf6 |
Fractals: Classic. | BULLETST4R | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,343 | Guildwars2 | dfofrs6 |
They legit need to have these updates in game for a week just for the fun of it. | iLiftHeavyThingsUp | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,331 | Guildwars2 | dfogf5u |
They refuse to every time I read these annual April Fools patch notes for the low, low price of 2,000 gems. | inoallmyabc0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,160 | Guildwars2 | dfogxr1 |
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