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Let's elect this guy a dais with a woman a few feet away. | neva_skurd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,206 | politics | dfoqrqn |
We shouldn't take the President literally when he is joking, this is clearly an April Fool's prank. | RandomExcess | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,039,372 | politics | dfor4d8 |
I think someone might have taken Donald's coat. | Bobbafeck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,039,385 | politics | dfor4il |
That's a broken man | Tegurd | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,713 | politics | dforisq |
They all look like zombies | dejavvu | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,909 | politics | dforkyd |
Off to the golf course I suppose. | sennhauser | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,932 | politics | dforl8l |
Why does it feel like a scene in Office? | piggybread | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,365 | politics | dforpw0 |
What a fuck up. | vagimuncher | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,263 | politics | dfosl47 |
Guy is jus out of his depth, its sad to watch | emmytee | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,515 | politics | dfosnz4 |
Donald... They're not laughing with you! | iameeyorr | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,275 | politics | dfoswhn |
He probably went off to pack for mar-a-lago this weekend. | BritishTrailerTrash | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,118 | politics | dfot6bg |
The look on Pence face is great | McNuttyNutz | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,521 | politics | dfotb86 |
Someone from t_d please explain to me how this is a delicately nuanced, 4D chess move. | brosieodonell | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,208 | politics | dfotk7k |
Running from the Oval Office...pursued by the press. | RodBlaine | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,611 | politics | dfotpfx |
Awww snowflake | somegridplayer | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,676 | politics | dfou4bm |
I don't think any of us knew that governing could be so hard. | PearsonFlyer | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,665 | politics | dfouyiw |
Dementia, an emergency bathroom break to avoid soiling his diapers, or he wanted to confirm with Putin that the executive orders were what he wanted. | cyanocobalamin | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,677 | politics | dfouypc |
If he weren't so barbarous and petty I'd be selling fake Rolexes in Times Square. | Davieboy15 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,504 | politics | dfowc62 |
April Fools....? | jns6971 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,892 | politics | dfowjhd |
Needs some zebras methinks | ZeroHealth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,654 | politics | dfowyb1 |
Seriously wtf was that? | cheetahlip | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,977 | politics | dfoyb9s |
Lucky I'm not Europe anymore :/ | serpentosolalleva | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,323 | politics | dfozsgd |
Diarrhea! | Mr_Smartypants | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,292 | politics | dfp0gmn |
That is the face of a very nervous man. | Down4whiteTrash | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,064,844 | politics | dfp3ogf |
Am I the only one who got douche chills? | ottolite | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,065,262 | politics | dfp3z1i |
Yet the press didn't care when Obama did this...definitely non-bias reporting | bagelmanman8 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,065,483 | politics | dfp44h2 |
Trump walks like bigfoot | NunoFranciscoCardoso | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,065,709 | politics | dfp4a6a |
It's amazing to see the difference between what the fuck just happened there and Hillary's speech at Georgetown. | hannibal_bits | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,436 | politics | dfp5heh |
What a buffoon. | Im_invisible_too | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,851 | politics | dfp5rtd |
The face of a broken man. | HisashiSakakibara | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,486 | politics | dfp7l4n |
Trumped | SandtoGlassMeander | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,071,076 | politics | dfp7zry |
Good luck denying the Man Baby label after that. | TheBatmanIRL | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,078,273 | politics | dfpct9x |
I fucking hate the fact that Bannon and Trump are walking the halls of the white house | Arb3395 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,079,570 | politics | dfpdnz8 |
What a fucking plum. | AlienSky | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,080,154 | politics | dfpe249 |
It must be hard for a senile old man to function knowing how much trouble he's in. | altuniverseyou | 2,630 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,886 | politics | dfo35hg |
Probably waddled off to change the crap he just dropped in his pants. | Lost_Traveller_ | 52 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,891 | politics | dfo35mp |
Ivanka can do it | ubix | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,904 | politics | dfo35zq |
He is just trying to make a break for Florida again. | AnarkistReese | 117 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,920 | politics | dfo36fe |
**M**orons **A**re **G**overning **A**merica | JennysDad | 2,046 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,018 | politics | dfo395t |
His other room must be the safe space. | DragonPup | 1,740 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,081 | politics | dfo3awl |
My god they all look like completely incompetent idiots. | CheetoJesusTheonlyon | 318 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,171 | politics | dfo3dh0 |
LOL what a pussy | Reverserer | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,182 | politics | dfo3dsl |
Just he looks like he has Alzheimers. | RedditReturn | 307 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,598 | politics | dfo3ppc |
He had to pee. | olsondc | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,712 | politics | dfo3sv4 |
I'm going to take my ball and go home! | thinkandbefree | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,723 | politics | dfo3t6s |
Silver Alert! | NorbertDupner | 169 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,924 | politics | dfo3ymv |
Tee-up time! | TheMovingFinger | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,284 | politics | dfo48cz |
Well oiled machine. | LordFiresnake | 2,908 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,375 | politics | dfo4asp |
got a little hot in there for President Snowflake | Heliocentrist | 581 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,460 | politics | dfo4d2t |
I want him to make one statement without using the word "very" | CaptainPussybeast | 935 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,811 | politics | dfo4mlk |
Sheepishly walking away like the child he is. | ChicagoJohn123 | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,916 | politics | dfo4pi6 |
Maybe he just had to take a shit something fierce! | mauxly | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,156 | politics | dfo4w3r |
He sounded very tired today. | rogerpool123 | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,180 | politics | dfo4wqe |
Bannon looked pretty pleased with himself. | Argikeraunos | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,411 | politics | dfo530t |
You're all bringing some strong game today! | HIGHx1000000NRG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,510 | politics | dfo55ow |
That's one overwhelmed, terrified, nasty old man. | Gronkalicious | 74 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,522 | politics | dfo5614 |
"that's all folks, I need to watch some tv" | MonkeySafari79 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,725 | politics | dfo5biz |
Who needs Netflix, this is all the entertainment one needs | drawkcabog | 19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,733 | politics | dfo5br0 |
It's his subconscious expressing that he fucking hates being president | corby_tender4 | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,738 | politics | dfo5bw2 |
Pence, go fetch my shit you little bitch, or do you need your wife with you? | TychoSean | 27 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,753 | politics | dfo5cap |
This is super uninteresting. | imnotgem | -41 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,893 | politics | dfo5g8t |
Petulant. | atxpyro | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,954 | politics | dfo5hxg |
Trump looks like he forgot what he was doing and his number one strategy when he's confused is to leave the room. | Holmes02 | 26 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,175 | politics | dfo5nz8 |
He must be so tired. | blanksly | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,175 | politics | dfo5nzg |
Has there ever been a President/Leader of any country that has publicly shit on his own country as much as this asshole does? | pmartian | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,199 | politics | dfo5omi |
Fucking CHILD. | yldas | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,205 | politics | dfo5oro |
What a perfect metaphor for his presidency: all talk, no work. | hnglmkrnglbrry | 82 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,390 | politics | dfo5tsv |
The look on Pence's face is the same face people make when they're being patient with a toddler. | smutketeer | 827 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,595 | politics | dfo5zas |
holy shit that was brutal | branager | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,651 | politics | dfo60uq |
April fool | joetromboni | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,750 | politics | dfo63g7 |
What an absolute clownshow | savagedan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,876 | politics | dfo66sv |
He's literally retreating to a safe space. | ZebZ | 56 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,949 | politics | dfo68rm |
He looks like my child self trying to slink away from the dinner table before mom tells me to do the dishes. | johnsom3 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,176 | politics | dfo6eqe |
There is nothing behind his eyes | homerdudeman | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,185 | politics | dfo6ezd |
Wilbur Ross' face is priceless, if possible he looked even *more* clueless and lost than Trump. | frankelucas | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,353 | politics | dfo6jas |
Fucking snowflake. | FredTheManiac | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,800 | politics | dfo6vd0 |
Bannon looked like some kind of fat zombie at the end (even more than usual) | Chip085 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,906 | politics | dfo6y8a |
It's the look of someone who sold their soul and now the devil is cashing in. | scontra788 | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,950 | politics | dfo6zep |
sad | WillYouHoldItForMe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,100 | politics | dfo73bj |
They way he ran out of there reminds me of Michael Scott's body language when he knew he fucked up and wanted to get out of Dodge. | apex18 | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,162 | politics | dfo7533 |
Got his mind on "wasting away down in MaraLaaaago" | peppercorns666 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,172 | politics | dfo75cm |
Mike Pence ran after him because he didn't want to he left alone with a woman a few feet away. | pandorasaurus | 397 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,262 | politics | dfo77ps |
Senile as well as incompetent, reckless, racist, thin-skinned, fat, incurious, stupid, self-centered, immature, corrupt, facile, unhealthy, lazy and way the fuck over his head. | Walkitback | 27 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,266 | politics | dfo77uq |
He knows it's over | Parkerol888 | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,436 | politics | dfo7cd6 |
Bannon signs all those, anyways. | GavinGT | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,618 | politics | dfo7h28 |
Trumpty Dumpty is falling apart, and we've got front row seats. | ColdFire98 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,705 | politics | dfo7jbb |
Reagan hid it better. | hetellsitlikeitis | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,987 | politics | dfo7qyk |
No one knew that good people would push back against a racist, sexist, ignorant, phoney, dictator-wannabe. | Spirited_Cheer | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,070 | politics | dfo7t8p |
He retreated back into his safe space. | oddsum | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,500 | politics | dfo84qp |
"The wheels on the bus are falling off, falling off, falling off...." | loadkeeg | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,505 | politics | dfo84v1 |
...with his tail between his legs, fat, senile old fuck. | HereticalSkeptic | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,784 | politics | dfo8c7a |
Trump really needs a medical examination by someone other than his cartoonish "doctor". | Leadback | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,904 | politics | dfo8fg5 |
Remember folks; how they treat the press's queries is how they treat American's own queries, unless they 100% support the trump regime that is. | TZO2K15 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,126 | politics | dfo8lgc |
He had a good relaxing life as an old rich guy, why he wanted to be president is beyond me | pogiface | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,152 | politics | dfo8m59 |
What a feckless coward Donny is. | DragonXV | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,200 | politics | dfo8nge |
Cutting a tee time close? | tartay745 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,278 | politics | dfo8peg |
I know it's off topic, but Pence would probably look pretty cool w a mustache lol | gbassman5 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,402 | politics | dfo8shw |
Wait, all we need to do to block his shitty proclamations is have a reporter ask a question he doesn't like before his signing photo-op? | elconquistador1985 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,412 | politics | dfo8sr4 |
He had to run, Fox and Friends was almost on. | -Vindication | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,629 | politics | dfo8y4v |
Probably had to poop. | tgt305 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,779 | politics | dfo91pb |
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