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Probably just wanted to get it done quickly so he could get to whatever golf course he's going to this weekend. | brufleth | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,224 | politics | dfoezjt |
What were the executive orders he signed in private? | paul-jenkins | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,230 | politics | dfoezp7 |
Looks like a scene from VEEP. | jetlagging1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,276 | politics | dfof0ur |
What was the orders that he signed? | I_AM_AN_ASUKA_FAG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,336 | politics | dfof2bn |
The man is either daft or depressed | nomad80 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,364 | politics | dfof30g |
Run run as fast as you can, we're about to catch you little orange man! | Alskardig | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,500 | politics | dfof6ei |
Hopefully he went to go fucking die | suarezj9 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,547 | politics | dfof7lx |
On the bright side, those orders were probably terrible. | arch_three | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,587 | politics | dfof8n2 |
Probably had diarrhea | ThunderMuff | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,658 | politics | dfofadm |
What a waste of four years. | missp714 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,743 | politics | dfofchf |
Gotta take a dump. | cebjmb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,775 | politics | dfofd8q |
God Steve Bannon looks incredibly unhealthy and gross | Glowwerms | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,799 | politics | dfofduc |
It's a power grab trump and his rich buddies are ousting the old money. | dirteMcgirt | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,876 | politics | dfoffqc |
Have a great weekend Trump! | Miseryy | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,909 | politics | dfofgkf |
Of all the exaggerated stories, this one takes the cake. | PM_Me_Your_Fatrolls | -8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,129 | politics | dfofm9v |
Don't worry Bannon has a rubber trump signature stamp I'm sure | raymond8505 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,140 | politics | dfofmjg |
This week on the adventures of big ass baby, big ass baby says he's taking his ball and going home. | ALetterToSeymour | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,150 | politics | dfofmti |
Don't you think he looks tired? | ink1026 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,220 | politics | dfofom2 |
I get why Trump wouldn't want to sign the bill that would let anybody know his search history, he doesn't want anybody to know he searched "Golden Showers" on pornhub. | NinjaCombo | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,221 | politics | dfofonr |
"High Energy", indeed. | FloatLife | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,275 | politics | dfofq15 |
The guy has been elected to be the most powerful leader in the world and he's been there for about 2 months and he hates his job and wants out. | UncleLongHair0 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,338 | politics | dfofrnx |
That was so weird to watch | elevan11 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,354 | politics | dfofs2n |
Even Bannon's thinking "What the fuck?" | kanemano | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,364 | politics | dfofsaj |
Dumbest clickbait article of 2017 | cervecerias | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,436 | politics | dfofu2r |
Somebody's scared. | BracesForImpact | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,470 | politics | dfofuxl |
Health issues or mixed meds? | 5weight | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,561 | politics | dfofx6d |
STEVE, ANSWER THE QUESTION, STEVE! | mattilbianco | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,620 | politics | dfofyjs |
This deserves to be pinned. | dfgross81 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,666 | politics | dfofznc |
This is what makes it to the top these days, eh? | 77maf | -19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,884 | politics | dfog4sz |
What were the orders about? | Woofgangsta | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,895 | politics | dfog527 |
Thank God his abrogation and replace didn't want to do is be president and golf. | roy_de_boy_2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,957 | politics | dfog6j5 |
He had a whole photo op prepared...he even gave a thumbs up to a non existent fan so he could pretend he didn't hear the question | --moose-- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,003 | politics | dfog7kw |
Jesus that was awkward | SugarFreeCyanide | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,029 | politics | dfog86g |
What the fuck? | chessczar | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,059 | politics | dfog8v7 |
The volume on the BBC news player goes to 11. | Fuck_You_Downvote | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,069 | politics | dfog947 |
Complete ignorance | Audigit | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,069 | politics | dfog94a |
I bet he had to shit | J2daEWW | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,075 | politics | dfog990 |
worst posture I've ever seen | goingtocalifornia25 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,115 | politics | dfoga6a |
Maybe it's related to being on high dosages if adderall for too long a time? | canadianleroy | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,184 | politics | dfogbrk |
Do they think they're winning?....cause...they're not :/ | nozamy | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,263 | politics | dfogdlu |
Surely this will be the end of Trump | XaamyCriesDuringSex | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,304 | politics | dfogeiv |
Someday we're gonna look back on all this and laugh... Probably sometime near 2032, when Kid Rock is inaugurated. | PuscaSPS | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,348 | politics | dfogfjj |
So what were the executive orders and why did he walk out without signing them? | dragonquestazzy | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,356 | politics | dfogfpv |
Probably had to change his depends. | rillo561 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,530 | politics | dfogjnx |
Can't go to the golf course when there's executive orders in the way. | classicbarnes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,645 | politics | dfogmca |
4D senility. | JoshSwol | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,702 | politics | dfognm2 |
Almost kind of feel bad for the guy | wheezymustafa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,767 | politics | dfogp0o |
Looks like there is a psychiatric patient in the family going through an episode and the family is putting the best act they can to cover up. | mnali | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,774 | politics | dfogp6v |
Trump is fucking shook. | zebry13 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,859 | politics | dfogr17 |
Did he just throw a tantrum? | Cinema_King | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,977 | politics | dfogtq8 |
Dementia? | staffs | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,002 | politics | dfogu9y |
How many EOs has he signed now? | A7thStone | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,077 | politics | dfogvzv |
Maybe he had to take a shit? | ThePittWolf | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,125 | politics | dfogx1y |
Winning! | twistedt | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,166 | politics | dfogxvs |
Fucking coward shit stain. | Minemose | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,167 | politics | dfogxwx |
if u cant control ur anus how can u control a country | Earl_Hoodie | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,183 | politics | dfogy9j |
"Come on guys...I just had to take a dump." | LangLangLang | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,198 | politics | dfogyld |
What were the orders he s going to sign? | Andromansis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,200 | politics | dfogymp |
He probably needed to take a shit. | QuickRundown | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,255 | politics | dfogzrp |
oh man the way Pence sullenly picks up the paperwork is hilarious | 1925gamer_fan | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,290 | politics | dfoh0gf |
Tired of winning it seems. | Hockeyhoser | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,299 | politics | dfoh0mw |
That camera work could have been a scene from The Office, if Trump was Michael Scott. | Xixia | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,323 | politics | dfoh14q |
You can see the strings Putin is using to control him from the way he walks out. | Xetiw | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,397 | politics | dfoh2pv |
Bannon is so creepy and heinous. | blomqv | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,409 | politics | dfoh309 |
I think he accidentally pooped his pants. | [deleted] | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,418 | politics | dfoh36c |
I'm no where near an expert in body language but damn did he look like a broken man. | MonkeyCore | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,662 | politics | dfoh8jj |
Wow.. this must be one of the negotiation techniques from the art of the deal? | beercano | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,689 | politics | dfoh94s |
I love trump. | DrinkMyJelly | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,929 | politics | dfohe9u |
Yes he's still acting like a baby. | jeffinRTP | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,948 | politics | dfoheor |
Oh my god, he left a room, hes definitely going to resign or be impeached because he left a room. | reddit4getit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,984 | politics | dfohfes |
This doesn't feel like the Oval Office | sharkbait1999 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,026 | politics | dfohgbb |
He looks like someone who knows he is about to get fucked by someone's testimony. | Shit_Lord_Detective | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,077 | politics | dfohhej |
This presidency is like that one episode of a sitcom where the writers throw out the rule book and everything is weird for 30 minutes. | eastkent | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,241 | politics | dfohkwl |
This motherfucker left his own damn office. | FeloniousDrunk101 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,242 | politics | dfohky5 |
Is this supposed to be a big deal or something? | BigBossN7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,330 | politics | dfohmx9 |
He wants to go back in the twuck. | TheDaggestOfNabbits | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,439 | politics | dfohpbn |
The armchair psychologists trying their hardest to overanalyze Trump being awkward and make it seem like he's having a mental breakdown due to the Russia investigation makes this post just that much more entertaining. | survivaltactics | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,485 | politics | dfohqaw |
I am very, very, very confident that this President is very, very competent. | _Amabio_ | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,534 | politics | dfohrc1 |
AKA "Comrade retreats to safe space." | Facts-Before-Feels | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,591 | politics | dfohsi6 |
What a fucking immature human. | TheHubbleGuy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,804 | politics | dfohwxi |
He realized Midway through that he couldn't read? | digitalsymph0ny | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,825 | politics | dfohxct |
Poor baby took his ball and went home. | EmptyinBetween4 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,911 | politics | dfohz3o |
It's hilarious that, to get the truth, I just sort by controversial. | SuperJurassicWarrior | -15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,179 | politics | dfoi523 |
His mind is too occupied with how to put out the growing scandal. | anglesphere | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,259 | politics | dfoi6sq |
MOTUS=Moron of The United States | mulgs | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,290 | politics | dfoi7hy |
After having seen Maddow recently where she implies that the WH has been doing its best to monitor the multiple investigations into itself it may be that with Flynn's possible immunity request the WH has gotten word that they may be screwed. | Esc_ape_artist | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,478 | politics | dfoibmg |
why is this news tho...? | le_redditusername | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,532 | politics | dfoicrf |
Is he ten or just senile? | bikramchick | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,575 | politics | dfoidoq |
Must be tee time! | foxymoron | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,632 | politics | dfoiexj |
Ah the sweet sounds of boundless liberal pettiness | SerenasHairyBalls | -11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,641 | politics | dfoif4d |
amateur hour | skinnergy | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,725 | politics | dfoigwn |
The White House hasn't looked this miserable in a long while | yolosw3g | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,793 | politics | dfoiia2 |
He really acts like a spoiled child. | Smashtronic | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,836 | politics | dfoij6j |
SNL is gonna be good! | MimesJump | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,884 | politics | dfoik68 |
Has anybody else noticed that the volume bar on BBC videos goes up to 11? | WolfAvery | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,949 | politics | dfoilmg |
Im genuinely concerned he has alzheimer's and isn't getting treatment because everyone around him would rather use him than admit he's not right in the mind. | Zeyda | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,966 | politics | dfoim01 |
The Walking Dead: Presidential Edition | DraculaBranson | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,063 | politics | dfoio18 |
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. | Chemical_zen | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,218 | politics | dfoircw |
What if he had a serious case of the shits? | Example651 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,262 | politics | dfois8t |
Looks like he was about to pass out and had to get the fuck out of there. | whoapony | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,505 | politics | dfoix96 |
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