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Could the raid thing be real please. | RoitPls | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,587 | Guildwars2 | dfoh6vb |
For a second, I was like.. wait no way... Oh, it's an April fools joke | choconnects | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,224 | Guildwars2 | dfol18p |
Still no decent buffs for Revenant even on April 1st :( | Xelrah | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,342 | Guildwars2 | dfondzo |
tmw anet jokes about adding mechanics to mursaat overseer as if it's a hard boss already... FailFish | Subject0017 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,734 | Guildwars2 | dfoqmkj |
lol WvW got more patchnotes here than on usual update notes | Knoppergal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,786 | Guildwars2 | dfotrrd |
Club Wars one wasn't an MMO, and Fire Attunement would then set the user Fire Attunement in addition to Alacrity. | dannyosr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,030 | Guildwars2 | dfotv2v |
The GW1 April Fool's patch notes for the one thing they're systematically epic at. | dragonskul64 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,225 | Guildwars2 | dfow6y2 |
Why can't they really implement these things and make Tyria into a Chaos for one day -.- | Apollo_N | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,761 | Guildwars2 | dfp7rx6 |
Some of those are just plain cruel. | MithranArkanere | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,812 | Guildwars2 | dfo5dyw |
Imagine the Chaos this would cause if they made it real for a day.. I want this. | soudius | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,871 | Guildwars2 | dfo66p0 |
This is the best April fools ever...... Holy shit, it's out of the park. | Latinkuro | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,893 | Guildwars2 | dfo679p |
Okay these are better than last year's joke notes. | Guildwars1996 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,146 | Guildwars2 | dfo6dy3 |
At least they solved the bandwagon issue in WvW ;) | TheThaenos | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,339 | Guildwars2 | dfo6iya |
I believed this until I scrolled to the bottom and there was no "Black Lion Trading Company" section. | 0rakel | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,547 | Guildwars2 | dfo6ok9 |
i read the first one and checked my calendar | Zhaife | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,899 | Guildwars2 | dfo6y1v |
Love the changes to Fractals. | any1else | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,111 | Guildwars2 | dfo73lp |
Lol raids will now drop 2 blues and a green | poopyboner | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,285 | Guildwars2 | dfo78cs |
Dammit why do I always forget April 1st. | thesekt | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,529 | Guildwars2 | dfo7erl |
those fractal changes are just right | chpoit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,779 | Guildwars2 | dfo8c2x |
I found funny but a little bit cruel how Odin is named like completely worthless and worse in every niche compared with ANY ranged unit. | Troykv | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,958 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfoc1a4 |
The best part about tier list threads is people saying "HEY X IS ACTUALLY GOD TIER WTF" and that hero always seems to match with their flair :) | ArcaneKazz | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,098 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfoew92 |
Good ryoma and kagero builds? | Hendo2400 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,396 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfogglw |
Are there builds now that explain the rankings? | CMDR_Nineteen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,296 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfoit0c |
I pulled a -att ryoma, so this kills me inside. | ramenblitz | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,742 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfojng7 |
I rolled 45 orbs looking for Bluecina and got her alongside Linde, Ryoma and Bunny Camillia, the only downside is that Ryoma got -Speed but +Attack, he won't double much but he hits like a truck with vantage | Xatost | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,582 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfok4ob |
Guys, guys, I hear you, I understand how this works, but I did not wake up at 5 am to only get an ok unit so bet your ass I'm giving quick riposte and volcano to Michalis | CanekNG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,055 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfop507 |
Whats good to inherit onto Nino? | PyroTheFirst | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,857 | FireEmblemHeroes | dforkek |
Xander got C for Clown. | Xinde | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,909 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfottdg |
As someone who uses Sharena, what puts in her in the S tier? | SpookyCorgi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,369 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfouekc |
all hail lobster king | SketchyKitty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,080,756 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfpegju |
Shock that the first Flying mage is ranked so low | Chepfer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,108,466 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfpvpd3 |
Cecilia and Camilla by virtue of being the only green tome users in flier and horse emblem should at least be a tier higher, especially since with Gronnblade they basically destroy everything. | CleganeBowl2017 | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,265 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo4z2g |
Why is Donnel and Draug up so high in the list | Luvavatar | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,585 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo57pl |
Pretty sure some1 already posted this earlier :s | Levolpehh | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,083 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo5liz |
Why did Setsuna jump to S-tier? | Nokiaprime | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,286 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo5r0g |
rip Xander | Falcomster | 63 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,350 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo7a23 |
Glad to see Priscilla at least a tier higher than the majority of the other healers. | Trickster_Tricks | 29 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,219 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo7xb3 |
spring lucina can kill every single unit in the game other than robinF, Julia and a few other greens with blarblade+, spring sparrow, and buffs. | Kytetsu | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,647 | FireEmblemHeroes | dfo88ko |
No, because we we are all not junkies. | CynicalSoup | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,276 | childfree | dfoo5d2 |
CFers can eat them, but only while hiding in a closet and being a martyr on social media. | travail_cf | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,919 | childfree | dfo5gxz |
Hot damn, I'm gonna put on my high-waisted pleated jeans and go get some! | SewsBeforeBros | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,431 | childfree | dfo7c72 |
"Lightning Elementals". | UnjustCustos | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,664 | feedthebeast | dfo7i9u |
so much for that username. | spoonplaysgames | 31 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,227 | gifs | dfoezmo |
It's also ok to break with tradition. | Akoustyk | 19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,970 | gifs | dfog6tv |
You realize you've contradicted yourself, right? | Canuhere | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,991 | gifs | dfog7au |
If she asked me then I dodged a bullet. | collegegreens | -7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,766 | gifs | dfon5fn |
Update just came out 1 minute ago, new skins for all melee weapons. | jeesuscheesus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,506 | unturned | dfobptb |
Finally flashlight and hammer skins, been wanting those for a while. | TheWiseMountain | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,512 | unturned | dfojis2 |
We had chainsaw and baseball skins before | AnimaticFreakYT | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,866 | unturned | dfoum56 |
Nelson will prob add a crate full of different melee weapons | danaby2 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,384 | unturned | dfo5tnn |
Rake skins ;D | OMGKohai | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,649 | unturned | dfo7hv8 |
Bruh how they gonna find out | Posing_Hipster_011 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,716 | supremeclothing | dfo5b8h |
be careful they might arrest you | horribleping | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,859 | supremeclothing | dfo5fb5 |
Secret Police are watching bruh | mulletstation | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,355 | supremeclothing | dfo5sv9 |
Any type of battery and some wire (say from a bra) could potentially be used to start a fire == all passengers no batteries/entertainment + women remove your bra = a return of the mile high club maybe? | Penguin_in_the_sand | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,538 | worldnews | dfoeihm |
Oh, like the 95% of weapons that already evade the 90-IQ TSA 'officers'? | Winners_History | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,062,709 | worldnews | dfp26k7 |
If a drug mule can swallow 2 kg of cocaine, what's stoping a terrorist from putting a kilo of C4 up their butt? | Drone314 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,147 | worldnews | dfo74o0 |
Especially when Qatar give passengers laptops on the plane. | potatocakepie | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,218 | worldnews | dfo7x96 |
Ultimately, security has to come from the people. | EnayVovin | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,125 | worldnews | dfo8leh |
That dude itzlikehurtz, he fished 50B shoes from a guy called gratitude, and also fished 30B heart from a friend of mine, damn he seems to be doing it on a daily service. | StartThings | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,173 | Maplestory | dfoe9lf |
New to maple, how much arer those worth? | ghdtpskfk123 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,537 | Maplestory | dfof7c0 |
At some point it stops being funny and becomes straight sad. | MergaREB | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,617 | Maplestory | dfomnmx |
Friend sent me this screenshot from EMS Luna. | Kuraudo69 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,794 | Maplestory | dfo5dej |
We need a screenshot of that buy tab! | Masterobert | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,146 | Maplestory | dfo5n7n |
This was back near merge (that's me in screenshot DatLatias) If I remember, he had tons of crafting items and CSS in buy tab | dateu | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,517 | Maplestory | dfo5x7w |
That's actually very sad. | thegaydeveloper | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,558 | Maplestory | dfo7fho |
I love the two dudes having a field day with the store owner's fuck up | ParsnipPuree | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,053 | Maplestory | dfo8jex |
If you are into animation, and stop-motion in particular, Kubo and the Two Strings was pretty damn good. | makemeking706 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,043 | cordcutters | dfohgo3 |
Feel the rhythm! | daybreaker | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,575 | cordcutters | dfojk2y |
Ok, how much of this is in available in Europe? | Atropos148 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,557 | cordcutters | dfolpl2 |
Everyone needs to watch Kubo! | enginedown | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,831 | cordcutters | dfoopxt |
I hardly ever use Hulu, but I'm super excited to see Preacher and A Handmaid's Tale. | scribbling_des | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,069,265 | cordcutters | dfp6qsp |
What's going off? | browster | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,952 | cordcutters | dfo68um |
Beautiful! | InABoatOnARiver | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,066 | exmormon | dfo98tu |
Congrats she's beautiful! | royd123 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,397 | exmormon | dfobmyl |
She's perfect. | KoLobotomy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,327 | exmormon | dfojzlz |
She is so perfect. | hellerinahandbasket | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,134 | exmormon | dfomfzo |
Cheri? | idahopt8o | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,260 | exmormon | dfoncs1 |
Congrats to both of you for a beautiful child, and for escaping together | NoNewNameJoe | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,941 | exmormon | dfoxove |
You are an inspiration to us all! | friendofsmellytapir | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,931 | exmormon | dfo7pgj |
I thought for sure that this was going to be about Aaron Hernandez somehow. | shitstainjane | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,497 | nba | dfoa9yw |
LBJ, but not really | JarsToFill | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,583 | nba | dfod5zk |
Maybe, but it's hard to imagine under the current CBA | Solar24 | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,303 | nba | dfo5rgz |
Fuck if I know. | DirtyDanoTho | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,317 | nba | dfo5rtr |
Oh you mean Robert Horry? | TimThomasIsMyGod | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,326 | nba | dfo5s36 |
i think it's more likely that an NBA superstar is an actual assassin, like OJ | uppity_chucklehead | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,334 | nba | dfo5saj |
Teams aren't really built like that lol | Mughki | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,336 | nba | dfo5sbq |
Kevin Durant | Adolf_Goochler | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,382 | nba | dfo5tm3 |
Darelle Revis? | Sic-Parvis-Magna | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,389 | nba | dfo5tsb |
More interesting question is if we will ever see an NBA star who doubles as a real hired assassin | Ironhide94 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,418 | nba | dfo5uix |
Moses Malone, although that wasn't really his choice | atc32 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,944 | nba | dfo68mk |
Lebron to the pelicans confirmed. | NotThoseThings | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,994 | nba | dfo70jz |
Probably not the answer you're looking for, but Ray Allen kind of fits this description. | EvanTurningTheCorner | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,240 | nba | dfo775v |
Me on MyCareer | ARealKoala | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,615 | nba | dfo7h0f |
obama sure put lots of thought into bombing wedding while sitting in his mansion | funnykoala | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,724 | ShitLiberalsSay | dfovg7t |
I can't believe this is not **satire** | kurtchella | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,095,970 | ShitLiberalsSay | dfpog3x |
When the people's federation of anarcho-communes seizes the means of production, we will incinerate every single person who defended the use of drone bombs with Hellfire missiles. | postpunkcub | 25 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,022 | ShitLiberalsSay | dfo7ry5 |
Like I said on the Scottgames Source Code, this is gonna be a huge buildup to something even bigger, then it will just be a April Fools, or something. | DrawingJunkie | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,875 | fivenightsatfreddys | dfo940m |
You Know Shit Is Gonna Go Down When Scott Uses FNaFWorld.Com to Tease Something. | JacketJosh123 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,153 | fivenightsatfreddys | dfoa0vh |
Shut uo | Disboigr8 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,179 | fivenightsatfreddys | dfoa1ly |
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