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Romance isn't a science - it's a heart .
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het_1302
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment , but were created for educational porpoises .
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het_1303
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" How do you start a model - T Ford without a battery ? " asked Tom crankily .
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het_1304
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My chronically runny - nosed friend , who staunchly opposes all independent emirates , was bothered by catarrh on his trip around the world .
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het_1305
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The first scientists who studied fog were mistified .
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het_1306
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paranoia : believing this tagline is about you .
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het_1307
| 0 |
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Well begun is half done .
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het_1308
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Will this computer last five years ? Obsoletely !
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het_1309
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A bird in the hand is a big mistake .
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het_1310
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I don't recommend dating bridge builders , they have truss issues .
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het_1311
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A massage therapist kneaded new customers .
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het_1312
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The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes .
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het_1313
| 0 |
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Fortune favors the brave .
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het_1314
| 1 |
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I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box . It was a crewel turn of events .
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het_1315
| 1 |
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" I can no longer hear anything , " said Tom deftly .
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het_1316
| 1 |
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Farmers can hardly wheat for a good harvest .
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het_1317
| 1 |
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The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime . Sometimes she got confused and called out ,'Get your choc isis here ! '
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het_1318
| 0 |
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Everyone's business is no one's business .
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het_1319
| 1 |
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Have you ever been whitewater rafting ? Tom asked rapidly .
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het_1320
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Bank Rule : To get a loan , first prove you don't need it .
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het_1321
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Good men are hard to find .
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het_1322
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An explosion at the meat packing plant caused quite a meatier shower .
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het_1323
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He that waits on another man's trencher , makes many a late dinner .
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het_1324
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Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves .
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het_1325
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A good name is the best of all treasures .
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het_1326
| 0 |
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Out of small acorns grow mighty oaks .
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het_1327
| 1 |
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" Do you buy and sell stolen goods ? " asked Tom offensively .
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het_1328
| 1 |
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That's no beagle ; that's a mongrel , Tom muttered .
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het_1329
| 1 |
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An argument over puppy selection is a pique of the litter .
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het_1330
| 1 |
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To heir is human .
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het_1331
| 1 |
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That the obstetrician's services were needed on the train was an accident of berth .
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het_1332
| 1 |
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People in Switzerland can't learn to ski without a lot of alp .
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het_1333
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Your nose is in the scenter of your face .
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het_1334
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A fool is ever laughing .
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het_1335
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A pun is its own reword .
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het_1336
| 1 |
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The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip .
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het_1337
| 1 |
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" Those cobs are amazing ! " said Tom cornily .
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het_1338
| 0 |
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How do you keep a turkey in suspense ?
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het_1339
| 1 |
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Time flies when you ’ re following the son
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het_1340
| 1 |
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OLD KINGS never die they just get throne away
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het_1341
| 0 |
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It's a cracked pitcher that goes longest to the well .
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het_1342
| 1 |
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" It's a unit of electric current , " said Tom amply .
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het_1343
| 0 |
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It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission .
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het_1344
| 0 |
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" All my hidden skills are undiscovered . " - Clinton
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het_1345
| 1 |
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When the fog burns off it won't be mist .
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het_1346
| 1 |
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A fisherman took pain pills because of a persistent haddock .
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het_1347
| 1 |
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OLD PROSTITUTES never die , they just fake away
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het_1348
| 1 |
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The word'ovine'means just like ewe .
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het_1349
| 1 |
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Many people are strongly attracted to a magnate .
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het_1350
| 0 |
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Two things prolong your life : A quiet heart and a loving wife .
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het_1351
| 1 |
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The diners were fully sated , unaware that the wurst was yet to come .
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het_1352
| 0 |
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Epitaph on a gravestone : Cheerio , see you soon .
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het_1353
| 1 |
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Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under .
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het_1354
| 1 |
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A second chimney is superfluous .
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het_1355
| 0 |
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A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for .
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het_1356
| 1 |
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I like hot fudge sauce , but never on sundays .
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het_1357
| 0 |
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Tact is for weenies .
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het_1358
| 0 |
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hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY ? ?
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het_1359
| 1 |
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George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate .
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het_1360
| 1 |
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Sin and bear it
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het_1361
| 1 |
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I'm a great opera singer , said Tom , being callous .
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het_1362
| 1 |
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Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking , I've had a lot on my mine .
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het_1363
| 1 |
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Another batch of shells for me ! Tom clamored .
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het_1364
| 1 |
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Yes , I have been reading Voltaire , Tom admitted candidly .
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het_1365
| 1 |
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If you want to buy a hose you might go on a shopping spray .
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het_1366
| 0 |
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Kill your darlings .
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het_1367
| 1 |
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A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater .
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het_1368
| 1 |
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She thought it was a real horse , but it was a phony .
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het_1369
| 1 |
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The Belly Dancer was popular with sailors because she understood navel maneuvers .
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het_1370
| 1 |
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A man threatened to jump off the side of a building - alledgedly .
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het_1371
| 1 |
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The evil onion had many lairs .
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het_1372
| 1 |
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The Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships .
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het_1373
| 0 |
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As you make your bed , so you will sleep on it .
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het_1374
| 0 |
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Things working well , no problems . Time to upgrade .
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het_1375
| 0 |
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No book was so bad , but some good might be got out of it .
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het_1376
| 0 |
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" Please return stewardess to original upright position "
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het_1377
| 0 |
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No man is an island .
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het_1378
| 1 |
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" I think I'll use a different font , " said Tom boldly .
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het_1379
| 1 |
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Well I'll be an SOB ! Tom said doggedly .
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het_1380
| 1 |
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OLD WEATHERMEN never die , they reign forever .
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het_1381
| 1 |
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I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long . What ghost up must come down .
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het_1382
| 1 |
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What is a duck's favorite game to play ? Billiards .
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het_1383
| 0 |
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Every silver lining has a cloud around it .
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het_1384
| 1 |
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The store clerk lost his job , so he set up a kiosk in the mall to vend for himself .
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het_1385
| 1 |
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Would you like some soda in your whiskey ? asked Tom caustically .
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het_1386
| 1 |
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He who hesitates is bossed .
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het_1387
| 1 |
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You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say , herb today , gone tomorrow .
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het_1388
| 1 |
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OLD HAIRDRESSERS never die , they just braid away . .
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het_1389
| 1 |
heterographic
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I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions .
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het_1390
| 1 |
heterographic
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Some orchestra conductors make their mark in the world of opera . They were in the right aria at the right time .
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het_1391
| 1 |
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Astronauts like to do launch .
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het_1392
| 1 |
heterographic
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Chop up an old piano and you will get a cord of wood .
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het_1393
| 1 |
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The poet had written better poems , but he'd also written verse .
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het_1394
| 1 |
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OLD DIETICIANS never die , they just waist away
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het_1395
| 1 |
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At a flower show the first prize is often a bloom ribbon .
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het_1396
| 1 |
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A dying artist painted himself into a coroner .
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het_1397
| 1 |
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My name is Shelly , I'm an expert on mollusks
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het_1398
| 1 |
heterographic
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In War of the Worlds , humans survived the attack because of their unalienable right to life .
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het_1399
| 1 |
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" I teach at a university , " Tom professed .
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het_1400
| 0 |
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Set a thief to catch a thief .
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