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Cottage cheese diet : eating your curds and weigh .
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het_1402
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Some people make big pottery items to urn a living .
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het_1403
| 1 |
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I'll eat till I burst , Tom agreed .
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het_1404
| 0 |
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In for a penny in for a pound .
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het_1405
| 1 |
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My name is Doug , I'm a grave digger
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het_1406
| 1 |
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The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money . It was a taxed message .
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het_1407
| 1 |
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This steamroller really works , said Tom flatteringly .
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het_1408
| 0 |
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Taglines : the toilet - stall walls of BBSdom .
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het_1409
| 0 |
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Crows will not pick out crows eyes .
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het_1410
| 0 |
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Tweety of Borg : I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat !
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het_1411
| 0 |
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Eat your own dog food .
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het_1412
| 1 |
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On cooking shows , there is little margarine of error .
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het_1413
| 1 |
heterographic
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Sign on the door of an internet hacker .'Gone Phishing'.
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het_1414
| 1 |
heterographic
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The sweep got stuck in a cold chimney , which collapsed . He came down with the flue .
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het_1415
| 0 |
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If wishes were fishes , we'd all cast nets .
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het_1416
| 1 |
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A third - generation clothes designer had it in her jeans .
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het_1417
| 1 |
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One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football .
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het_1418
| 1 |
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The celebration of the royal wedding progressed well into the night . As he stumbled outside to await his ride home one inebriated nobleman , attracted by the bright lights , made his way to the theater district and sat down below one of the brightly illuminated theater signs to await his car . The driver , unfamiliar with both the nobleman and the area , was instructed to look for a well - lit marquis .
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het_1419
| 1 |
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion .
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het_1420
| 1 |
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I've inherited a fortune , said Tom , willfully
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het_1421
| 1 |
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I've made up my mind to re - lay my lawn . It was a turf decision .
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het_1422
| 1 |
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Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music ? His Bach was worse than his bite .
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het_1423
| 1 |
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One item contributed was a picture of a pretty , kimono - clad girl ; it bore the inscription : " Maid in Japan " .
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het_1424
| 0 |
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The more things change , the more they stay the same .
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het_1425
| 1 |
heterographic
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The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition .
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het_1426
| 0 |
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Yea , I'm a pacifist . Wanna make somethin'of it , bub ?
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het_1427
| 1 |
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I met a man who loves eating couches . I think he has a suite tooth .
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het_1428
| 1 |
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I have always wanted to hand out carts at Wal - Mart . I cannot imagine a greeter job .
|
het_1429
| 1 |
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The port was very beautiful . The sailors said it was haven on earth .
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het_1430
| 0 |
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Without temptation there is no victory .
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het_1431
| 1 |
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" The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding , " said Tom finally .
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het_1432
| 1 |
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You're telling me that's an alligator ? That's a croc !
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het_1433
| 1 |
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" This is mutiny ! " said Tom bountifully .
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het_1434
| 1 |
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" I need an injection , " Tom pleaded in vain .
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het_1435
| 1 |
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Inflammatory talk is often seen as propane language .
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het_1436
| 1 |
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" Rowing hurts my hands , " said Tom callously .
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het_1437
| 1 |
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I want you in the navy , said Tom impressively .
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het_1438
| 1 |
heterographic
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On organic farms they till it like it is .
|
het_1439
| 0 |
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Of all the people I've met , you're certainly one of'em .
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het_1440
| 0 |
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Kinky : Using A Feather . Sick : Using The Whole Chicken
|
het_1441
| 1 |
heterographic
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She was only a Horseman's daughter , but she didn't know how to say neigh .
|
het_1442
| 1 |
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|
When it comes to drinks , citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight .
|
het_1443
| 1 |
heterographic
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We believe in separation of church and hate
|
het_1444
| 1 |
heterographic
|
OLD FISHERMEN never die , they just get reel tired .
|
het_1445
| 0 |
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|
The wolf finds a reason for taking the lamb .
|
het_1446
| 1 |
heterographic
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To find bargains go where the auction is .
|
het_1447
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The veterinarian had a great deal of trouble getting his dog to heel .
|
het_1448
| 0 |
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|
From those to whom much is given , much is expected .
|
het_1449
| 1 |
heterographic
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He owned a fish farm until he poured out his sole .
|
het_1450
| 1 |
heterographic
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I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth . I was abscessed by it .
|
het_1451
| 0 |
heterographic
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Answers : $ 1 . Correct answers : $ 5 . Dumb looks : Free !
|
het_1452
| 1 |
heterographic
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My name is Stu . I also cook .
|
het_1453
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The whistling fisherman was always out of tuna .
|
het_1454
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The editor received his award with sheer delete .
|
het_1455
| 1 |
heterographic
|
My name is Abbie . I'm a Mother Superior .
|
het_1456
| 1 |
heterographic
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The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusual punishment .
|
het_1457
| 1 |
heterographic
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A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor's house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes . Police described it as a drive - by fruiting .
|
het_1458
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The accountant enjoyed the job , figuratively speaking .
|
het_1459
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Jesus is more precious than silver or golf .
|
het_1460
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Scaldophobia : Fear the toilet will flush while showering .
|
het_1461
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I wouldn't marry you if you were the only woman on earth , said Tom evenly .
|
het_1462
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Great events cast their shadows before them .
|
het_1463
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Why was six afraid of seven ? Because seven eight nine .
|
het_1464
| 1 |
heterographic
|
My name is Dustin . I'm a school custodian
|
het_1465
| 1 |
heterographic
|
" Who's your favorite operatic tenor ? " Tom asked placidly .
|
het_1466
| 1 |
heterographic
|
How do bunnies that don't have a car commute to work ? The Rabbit Transit .
|
het_1467
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The Ennui Society elected a new chairman of the bored .
|
het_1468
| 1 |
heterographic
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When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy .
|
het_1469
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The other animals shunned the kangaroo . They treated him like a leaper .
|
het_1470
| 1 |
heterographic
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A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam . He was arrested for insulating behavior .
|
het_1471
| 1 |
heterographic
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She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees .
|
het_1472
| 1 |
heterographic
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Some women stay single and others are the Marion kind .
|
het_1473
| 1 |
heterographic
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Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging .
|
het_1474
| 1 |
heterographic
|
You should lock up your wine in a cabernet .
|
het_1475
| 1 |
heterographic
|
When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose .
|
het_1476
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters .
|
het_1477
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I'm not sure about Heisenberg , said Tom uncertainly .
|
het_1478
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Should old people feel youthless ?
|
het_1479
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The old doctors practice of bloodletting was all in vein .
|
het_1480
| 1 |
heterographic
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My name is Cary . I'm a porter .
|
het_1481
| 1 |
heterographic
|
" You resemble a goat , " said Tom satirically .
|
het_1482
| 1 |
heterographic
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An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention . He explained ,'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal . '
|
het_1483
| 1 |
heterographic
|
" I'm going after that red fish , " said Tom erringly .
|
het_1484
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Those who drink too much at night have to worry about the mourning after .
|
het_1485
| 0 |
heterographic
|
If love is blind , lingerie makes great braille .
|
het_1486
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Scrambling for cover amid the chaos caused by the rebel forces'attack and the " coincidental " breakout of the zoo animals , I stumbled into the face of a hostile guerrilla !
|
het_1487
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist .
|
het_1488
| 1 |
heterographic
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I've been called a rare commodity . I wonder if that makes me silver or gold ? I guess I could be either ore .
|
het_1489
| 1 |
heterographic
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When Martha Stewart was on trial , New York Times columnist Clyde Haberman reported on her arrival at the courthouse , where a group of supporters had assembled to greet her . " They included a man in a chef's hat who stood with the others behind a metal barrier — one toque over the line . "
|
het_1490
| 1 |
heterographic
|
To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon , secure them with lox .
|
het_1491
| 1 |
heterographic
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" The door's ajar , " said Tom openly .
|
het_1492
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Need soul repair ? Walk right in .
|
het_1493
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Less is more .
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het_1494
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Have a ride in my new ambulance , said Tom hospitably .
|
het_1495
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Some people , asked what they thought had caused the recent flooding in our valley , pointed to a concrete wall in the distance and said it was this damn thing .
|
het_1496
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Give a dog a bad name and he'll live up to it .
|
het_1497
| 1 |
heterographic
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I walked into this posh restaurant , the prices were extortionate , it was daylight snobbery .
|
het_1498
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The church needs to be souled .
|
het_1499
| 1 |
heterographic
|
A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze .
|
het_1500
| 1 |
heterographic
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Those who live beyond their means should act their wage .
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