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He couldn't sell his pirate ship because it was unassailable .
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het_1502
| 1 |
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Wow , thanks for the tea . I'm glad I got to Chai it .
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het_1503
| 1 |
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OLD SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENTS never die , they just lose their principals .
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het_1504
| 1 |
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Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy , did loads of charity work and was always there to help ? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue .
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het_1505
| 1 |
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Sweet potatoes ? I yam impressed !
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het_1506
| 1 |
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OLD BATHING BEAUTIES never die , they just wade away .
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het_1507
| 1 |
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One should be cherry of virgins .
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het_1508
| 1 |
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' We've run out of lemons', she said bitterly .
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het_1509
| 1 |
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The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection .
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het_1510
| 1 |
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She didn't marry the gardener . Too rough around the hedges .
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het_1511
| 1 |
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Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede .
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het_1512
| 1 |
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They were married by candle - light , but the marriage lasted only a wick .
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het_1513
| 0 |
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A short cut is the longest distance between two points .
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het_1514
| 1 |
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The Turkish soldier refused to eat cottage cheese , because he didn't trust the kurds
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het_1515
| 1 |
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The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award , but he did receive a constellation prize .
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het_1516
| 0 |
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How do they get the deer to cross at the signs ?
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het_1517
| 0 |
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Never ask pardon before you are accused .
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het_1518
| 1 |
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Getting into the skunk selling business might make a lot of scents .
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het_1519
| 1 |
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak .
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het_1520
| 0 |
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In the land of the blind , the one - eyed man is king .
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het_1521
| 0 |
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Wealth rarely brings happiness .
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het_1522
| 0 |
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Fair play's a jewel .
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het_1523
| 0 |
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" Oops . " - - Richard Nixon
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het_1524
| 1 |
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Just pew it
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het_1525
| 1 |
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Epitaphs are engraved !
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het_1526
| 1 |
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That soil scientist always travels by himself . He's a loam ranger .
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het_1527
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I can't march any more ! " the soldier called haltingly .
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het_1528
| 1 |
heterographic
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If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work .
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het_1529
| 1 |
heterographic
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Do you know if they ever got detective Sam spayed .
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het_1530
| 1 |
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Some doting parents are son worshipers .
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het_1531
| 1 |
heterographic
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The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism .
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het_1532
| 1 |
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" This boat is leaking , " said Tom balefully .
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het_1533
| 0 |
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Virtue which parleys is near a surrender .
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het_1534
| 0 |
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But honey , I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine !
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het_1535
| 0 |
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Desperate diseases must have desperate remedies .
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het_1536
| 0 |
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Forewarned , forearmed .
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het_1537
| 1 |
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I'm a Soviet agent in England , said Tom bluntly .
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het_1538
| 1 |
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" Eating uranium makes me feel funny , " said Tom radiantly .
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het_1539
| 1 |
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Some people have to get up for work at the crank of dawn .
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het_1540
| 0 |
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It is an ill bird that fouls its own nest .
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het_1541
| 1 |
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The ballet shoes made a pointe .
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het_1542
| 1 |
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If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks , then you probably order them rarely .
|
het_1543
| 0 |
heterographic
|
You can send me to college , but you can't make me think .
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het_1544
| 1 |
heterographic
|
There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking .
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het_1545
| 1 |
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|
A church fair is a bazaar experience .
|
het_1546
| 1 |
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The tired playgoers decided to bypass the new production of " Othello " despite the good reviews ; having just returned from a long trip , they didn't feel like seeing any moor of Venice .
|
het_1547
| 1 |
heterographic
|
On Independence day , may the fourth be with you .
|
het_1548
| 0 |
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|
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss .
|
het_1549
| 1 |
heterographic
|
They are not answering - we'd better try the knocker , said Tom adoringly .
|
het_1550
| 0 |
heterographic
|
We now return to your previously - scheduled topics .
|
het_1551
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Go ahead , correct my typos . I'll make more .
|
het_1552
| 0 |
heterographic
|
The world is coming to an end . Please log off properly .
|
het_1553
| 1 |
heterographic
|
A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary .
|
het_1554
| 1 |
heterographic
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Safety goggles were invented by a peripheral visionary .
|
het_1555
| 1 |
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A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad .
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het_1556
| 1 |
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At shearing time there are some sheep thrills .
|
het_1557
| 1 |
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Jim :'Did you hear about the guy who ate twenty pancakes for breakfast ?'Joe :'How waffle . '
|
het_1558
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Our theft of raw gold from the mine site was a fiasco because , as we jumped into the getaway boat , we dropped the ore .
|
het_1559
| 0 |
heterographic
|
When an Agnostic dies , does he go to the Great Perhaps ?
|
het_1560
| 1 |
heterographic
|
You're a wicked glutton , Tom insinuated .
|
het_1561
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it .
|
het_1562
| 0 |
heterographic
|
A store is no sore .
|
het_1563
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I'm going to fix the roof , Tom translated .
|
het_1564
| 0 |
heterographic
|
The nail that sticks up will be hammered down .
|
het_1565
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Kill them all ! . . . . Let God sort them out .
|
het_1566
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The chef took some cheese and made some grate things .
|
het_1567
| 0 |
heterographic
|
An empty vessel makes much noise .
|
het_1568
| 0 |
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|
A rotten apple injures its companions .
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het_1569
| 1 |
heterographic
|
A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye .
|
het_1570
| 0 |
heterographic
|
I wasn't kissing her , I was whispering in her mouth .
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het_1571
| 1 |
heterographic
|
When Jesus entered Jerusalem , people waved palm branches because they were being frondly .
|
het_1572
| 1 |
heterographic
|
My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies . You could say she is making a moccary of her diet .
|
het_1573
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired .
|
het_1574
| 0 |
heterographic
|
If things improve with age , I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT !
|
het_1575
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I plan to work in a cemetery , Tom plotted gravely .
|
het_1576
| 1 |
heterographic
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To stay fit the priest exorcises .
|
het_1577
| 0 |
heterographic
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Anything good is either illegal , immoral or fattening .
|
het_1578
| 1 |
heterographic
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' I agree with you wholeheartedly ,'said the artichoke grower .
|
het_1579
| 1 |
heterographic
|
She was only a Postman's daughter , but she sure knew her males .
|
het_1580
| 1 |
heterographic
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French bankers are known for their franc talk .
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het_1581
| 1 |
heterographic
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Mathematicians are sum worshippers .
|
het_1582
| 1 |
heterographic
|
I was caught studying the periodic table in English class . It was an elementary mistake .
|
het_1583
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself .
|
het_1584
| 0 |
heterographic
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A man attempting to walk around the world DROWNED today . .
|
het_1585
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Junk - stuff we throw away . Stuff - junk we keep .
|
het_1586
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The ex - lumberjack will be sawly missed .
|
het_1587
| 1 |
heterographic
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Undertakers have to get up early in the mourning .
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het_1588
| 1 |
heterographic
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My bid for this contract aims to please , said Tom tenderly .
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het_1589
| 1 |
heterographic
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To stay out of debt , act your wage .
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het_1590
| 1 |
heterographic
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That horse looks like a good bet at 17 to 1 , said Tom oddly .
|
het_1591
| 0 |
heterographic
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The best goods are cheapest in the end .
|
het_1592
| 0 |
heterographic
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Help stamp out , eliminate , and abolish redundancy !
|
het_1593
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Rules were meant to be broken .
|
het_1594
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly .
|
het_1595
| 1 |
heterographic
|
The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix .
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het_1596
| 0 |
heterographic
|
Excuse my driving . . . I'm trying to reload .
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het_1597
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison , and my other friend who ate children ? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils .
|
het_1598
| 1 |
heterographic
|
Vampires are always looking for their necks victim .
|
het_1599
| 1 |
heterographic
|
From the middle of the Pacific , the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident .
|
het_1600
| 1 |
heterographic
|
We found a dead crow in our front yard but have yet to hear the caws of death .
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