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"Grug and Mike... where Mike go?" <|endoftext|> [trumpeting noise, rumbling] |
"Grug still think this bad idea." |
"Just keep calm and don't let them see that club." <|endoftext|> "Grug think this very bad plan." |
"Don't worry, Grug... I'm sure the Galdaks will get us in. The Flower People said they would." <|endoftext|> [creaking sounds] |
"Are you sure you don't want any-" |
"Grug not hungry." |
"You haven't eaten all day." |
"Grug not hungry for Three-Horn food." <|endoftext|> "Grug no see Sardaks. Mike think Flower People lie to Mike and Grug?" |
"The thought had occurred to me as well. Maybe they're preoccupied somewhere else." <|endoftext|> "I think this Life-Giver might need a life-GUARD if we tried to cross a river... and I'm not up to the task! We'll stick to the plain. Are you ready, Grug?" |
"Grug ready." <|endoftext|> "Thank you again for all you've done for us." |
"No, Maikadams, do not thank me! We are in your debt. We will be thinking of you until you return." |
"You say the Sardak fortress is only two days from here?" |
"Yes, Maikadams. We have loaded your Life-Giver's packs with our food for your journey." |
"Grug not like-" |
"Grug and I both thank you for your generosity!" |
"You will travel first to the Great Tree." |
"The great-?" |
"You will know it when you see it, for it is the largest tree in the world, far larger than even the Great Eater. There you will meet with a tribe which has pledged their loyalty to the Sardaks, but will aid you nevertheless." <|endoftext|> "...what about Grug? He's a charming-" |
[scratching, grunting noises] <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 9 (1d12) |
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Invite Grug in for a threesome. <|endoftext|> "Are you comfortable, Maikadams?" |
"Yes, thank you, Willa. Your people are very kind and generous." |
"It is the least we can do for you, Maikadams. You are the one who will save us!" |
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Grug and I still need to free E-" <|endoftext|> "Keep running!" |
"Mike not have to tell Grug twice!" <|endoftext|> "Come on, Grug! Follow my lead!" |
"What Mike doing?!? Mike crazy, Mike no run toward Big-Teeth! Run away from Big-Teeth!" |
"Trust me, Grug-" |
[roaring] <|endoftext|> "...Grug think Grug not want to be eaten!" |
[loud roaring noise] |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well, too! <|endoftext|> "When I was a boy, my uncle took me to Alaska to hunt bears... we covered ourselves in their dung to mask our scent." |
"Grug think that idea stink." |
"Do you have a better idea?" |
"Grug think..." |
[rustling noise] <|endoftext|> "Grug not hear anything..." |
"I think we lost it..." |
"Grug not want to take chance!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|> "Don't worry, Grug, I've got him under control! We have a saying back where I'm from - 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'! Besides, I think the big lug is starting to like me! Isn't that right, Big-Tee-" <|endoftext|> [heavy footsteps continue] |
"Grug! Grug, are you there?" <|endoftext|> [heavy footsteps continue] |
"Grug! Grug, are you there?" <|endoftext|> "Grug go this way! Mike go that way!" |
"We'll meet up at this tree!" <|endoftext|> "No!" |
"It cannot be!" |
"Hurry, Grug! We need to catch him before he tells anyone else where the Flower People live!" <|endoftext|> "But now our legends have been proven true, for Maikadams and his friend Grug of the Warrior People have come to save us all! Tomorrow they will make their journey to the Sardak fortress, where Eve-Kar-Son is held prisoner! |
"Before that, they must share our food! Come, eat!" <|endoftext|> "It is said that long before we were exiled, three humans were cast out of the world of the gods. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They came before, but they will arrive after. Those are the words that have been passed down from season to season since the beginning of time, since the days of the first shaman. They came before, but they will arrive after. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They will come when all else has been lost, and only they may have the power to free us from the Sardaks and return us to the world of the gods!" |
"Suji is dead." |
"NO!" |
"And Eve has been captured by the Sardaks." |
[agitated murmuring] |
"This is Grug, of the Warrior People. He is my friend. We need to get into the Sardak fortress and rescue Eve. Will you help us?" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 1 (1d12) |
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Grug send off wing teeth with Grug pit smell! <|endoftext|> "...birds?" |
"Wing-Teeth!" |