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"Mike! No! Mike not make Mike food!" |
"Don't worry, Grug-" <|endoftext|> "Aaaaah! Grug not want be eaten! Grug not tell Tala Grug have good-heart for Tala!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 12 (1d12) |
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Grug smash this green snout with his club <|endoftext|> "...Mike no have fire-magic!" |
[loud roaring sound] |
"Aaaah!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does too! <|endoftext|> "Not so loud! I saw Big-Teeth on this path!" |
"Big-Teeth? Mike crazy, Big-Teeth not here. Grug always hear Big-Teeth feet-sounds." |
"Not this time. Trust me, that giant pain in the rear could be right next-" |
[rustling noise] <|endoftext|> "Grug! Psst! Grug!" |
"Mike! Grug want to see Mike, but Mike already here!" |
"Shhh! Listen-" |
"Why Mike talk quiet?" <|endoftext|> 4chan wants Grug to die, apparently. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 3 (1d12) |
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Grug no see big teeth, but Grug hear big teeth. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 1 (1d12) |
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Fire a flare to warn Grug somehow. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 2 (1d12) |
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Pick up your spear and run towards Grug. <|endoftext|> "Oh, no... it's Big-Teeth! And Grug won't see him until it's too late!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|> "It's Grug! Coming to pay us a visit, maybe?" |
"Yes, but look who else is on the path!" |
"What-?" <|endoftext|> "...it's the cavalry!" |
"Tala save Grug! But Tala not know how to stop three-horn!" <|endoftext|> "Eve, I need you to trust me and just hang on as tightly as you can." |
"Mike, no, you can't-" |
"Follow my lead, Grug!" |
"Lieutenant Adams, if you do this, I'm never speaking to you ag-" <|endoftext|> "Come on, Grug, this thing's liable to blow at any moment!" |
"Mike? You save Grug again!" |
"Don't mention it!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12) |
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Grab Grug and get out of here! <|endoftext|> "Grug know easy way to fix that!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 12 (1d12) |
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Grug wont abandon Maikadams- Grug helps! <|endoftext|> "I'm going to rescue Eve." |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|> "We don't have much time. Grug, take Tala and get out of here. We'll meet in the jungle where we hid the three-horn." |
"Where Mike go?" <|endoftext|> KRUNNNNGGG |
"Uuuungh-!" |
"Grug!" <|endoftext|> "Look out, Grug!" |
"Tala not worry, Grug here to rescue!" |
"No, look out!" <|endoftext|> KRBASH |
"Grug!" |
"Grug save Tala!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12) |
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Grug not standing this! |
Grug run amok! <|endoftext|> "Tala!" |
"This one was captured only yesterday, but the penalty for stealing slave rations is death!" |
"No! No! Sardaks not kill Tala! Let Tala go! Aiiiii!" |
"Watch it!" |
"This primate is stronger than it looks!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|> "What the devil-? Grug, look!" <|endoftext|> "Could you and a few others start a distraction long enough for us to get close to the Sardak temple?" |
"Of course, Maikadams!" |
"Good. Count to fifty and then do it. Come on, Grug." <|endoftext|> "Come on!" |
"Grug foot too heavy!" |
"I have one of them! Hurry, grab it!" <|endoftext|> "Come on, Grug, no sense sticking around!" <|endoftext|> "That one has a weapon! Get it!" |
"Sardaks not take Grug's club!" |
"Grab it!" |
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