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"Mike! No! Mike not make Mike food!"
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"Don't worry, Grug-" <|endoftext|> "Aaaaah! Grug not want be eaten! Grug not tell Tala Grug have good-heart for Tala!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 12 (1d12)
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Grug smash this green snout with his club <|endoftext|> "...Mike no have fire-magic!"
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[loud roaring sound]
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"Aaaah!"
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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does too! <|endoftext|> "Not so loud! I saw Big-Teeth on this path!"
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"Big-Teeth? Mike crazy, Big-Teeth not here. Grug always hear Big-Teeth feet-sounds."
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"Not this time. Trust me, that giant pain in the rear could be right next-"
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[rustling noise] <|endoftext|> "Grug! Psst! Grug!"
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"Mike! Grug want to see Mike, but Mike already here!"
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"Shhh! Listen-"
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"Why Mike talk quiet?" <|endoftext|> 4chan wants Grug to die, apparently. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 3 (1d12)
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Grug no see big teeth, but Grug hear big teeth. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 1 (1d12)
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Fire a flare to warn Grug somehow. <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 2 (1d12)
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Pick up your spear and run towards Grug. <|endoftext|> "Oh, no... it's Big-Teeth! And Grug won't see him until it's too late!"
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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|> "It's Grug! Coming to pay us a visit, maybe?"
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"Yes, but look who else is on the path!"
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"What-?" <|endoftext|> "...it's the cavalry!"
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"Tala save Grug! But Tala not know how to stop three-horn!" <|endoftext|> "Eve, I need you to trust me and just hang on as tightly as you can."
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"Mike, no, you can't-"
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"Follow my lead, Grug!"
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"Lieutenant Adams, if you do this, I'm never speaking to you ag-" <|endoftext|> "Come on, Grug, this thing's liable to blow at any moment!"
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"Mike? You save Grug again!"
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"Don't mention it!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12)
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Grab Grug and get out of here! <|endoftext|> "Grug know easy way to fix that!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 12 (1d12)
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Grug wont abandon Maikadams- Grug helps! <|endoftext|> "I'm going to rescue Eve."
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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|> "We don't have much time. Grug, take Tala and get out of here. We'll meet in the jungle where we hid the three-horn."
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"Where Mike go?" <|endoftext|> KRUNNNNGGG
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"Uuuungh-!"
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"Grug!" <|endoftext|> "Look out, Grug!"
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"Tala not worry, Grug here to rescue!"
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"No, look out!" <|endoftext|> KRBASH
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"Grug!"
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"Grug save Tala!" <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12)
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Grug not standing this!
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Grug run amok! <|endoftext|> "Tala!"
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"This one was captured only yesterday, but the penalty for stealing slave rations is death!"
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"No! No! Sardaks not kill Tala! Let Tala go! Aiiiii!"
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"Watch it!"
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"This primate is stronger than it looks!"
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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|> "What the devil-? Grug, look!" <|endoftext|> "Could you and a few others start a distraction long enough for us to get close to the Sardak temple?"
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"Of course, Maikadams!"
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"Good. Count to fifty and then do it. Come on, Grug." <|endoftext|> "Come on!"
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"Grug foot too heavy!"
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"I have one of them! Hurry, grab it!" <|endoftext|> "Come on, Grug, no sense sticking around!" <|endoftext|> "That one has a weapon! Get it!"
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"Sardaks not take Grug's club!"
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"Grab it!"
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