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"Something's got them riled up!" |
"They riling at us!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|> "Why Mike stop?" |
"Listen, do you hear that?" |
"Grug not hear anything." |
"It sounds like..." <|endoftext|> "Well, if you want a lot of fire right away, aim this where you want the fire and pull this trigger." |
"Mike have fire-magic?" |
"It's not magic, Grug. It's called progress. It's what happens when humans can work together!" |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|> "What that?" |
"Do you know what fire is?" |
"Grug know fire." <|endoftext|> "I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused, Grug. Is Tala your... mate?" |
"It not like that. Tala mate killed by Sardaks two moon ago. Grug think Tala have good-heart for Grug, but it complicated. Keep going." |
"It's nice to know some things never change!" <|endoftext|> "Grug take good club, go with Mike to Flower People." |
"Grug not go! Grug stay!" |
"Grug owe Mike Grug's life. Grug help Mike." |
"Grug all Tala have left!" |
"Grug make up Grug's mind. Grug go Mike. Grug have to." |
"Grug not come back." |
"Grug come back when Mike and Grug free Mike mate." <|endoftext|> "Grug, you know that I'll never be able to get inside the Sardak city without help, right?" |
"Grug know." |
"And you think the Flower People could help me?" |
"Grug think so." |
"I need to find the Flower People, Grug. Will you help me?" |
"Mike free Grug, save Grug's life. Grug go with Mike, find Flower People." |
"How far is it?" |
"Grug not know." |
... |
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|> "Grug, where does - hold still, I'll have you free in a minute - where do the Sardaks keep their prisoners?" |
"Sardaks take prisoners to great city. Grug never see inside, but many, many people. Sardaks, slaves. Many slaves. Great city has high wall, tall enough to keep out Big-Teeth. Many guards." <|endoftext|> "This Mike Adams. His mate captured by Sardaks-" |
"Er, Grug, it's probably better if you don't call her that after we rescue her... women's lib and all that." |
What will you do now? <|endoftext|> "This Tala. This Urr. Tala, Urr, and Grug all that left of Warrior People." <|endoftext|> "It Grug! He not captured!" |
"It not just Grug!" |
"Grug! Who that?" <|endoftext|> Grug is good. Grug is good friend to have. Hope Grug not die. <|endoftext|> "Grug, are there any others like you?" |
"You mean Warrior People? Grug part of Warrior People, always fight Sardaks since first of tribe. Now only few of Warrior People. All others..." <|endoftext|> |
>Grug Adams, NASA <|endoftext|> |
I am an retard and confused Mike with Grug. <|endoftext|> |
Where are the other humans, Grug? |
We can pay them a visit with our new friend. <|endoftext|> "Me Grug. You save Grug's life!" |
"Good to meet you, Grug. I'm Mike Adams, U.S. Navy." |
"Yooooooisss...?" |
"Just call me Mike." |
What will you do now? <|endoftext|> |
One thing I kind of want to do is run a comedy setting where nothing is 100% serious. I had this idea for orcs who are doing the standard orc raiding and pillaging because they've been forced out of their former fertile grasslands by some calamity. They used to be really violent and warlike, but after generations of calming down they were finally settling in to try the whole agriculture thing, and then some dark wizard fucked up all of their arable land and they have to go be brutal savages again in order to get some more, and they're just so annoyed about it. They'd be perfectly willing to take that frustration out on some puny humans, and totally committed to the whole invasion thing, but they's disdainful and full of complaints every step of the way. |
>Ugh, Grug has to go raiding AGAIN. Come get smashed, puny humans, so Grug can get back to being carpenter! Grug decorate his house with your bones, and ornamental fretwork! <|endoftext|> |
>Shrug-Grug |
>Blizzards that don't feel cold |
>He's having an affair with Shrug-Grug |
>Mayan amulet made of gold, summons tiny flying snakes upon squeezing it |
>gobbos |
>Too many homeless bastards are flooding the place |
I'll make it work <|endoftext|> |
For once I wish they had gone more wolfy, werewolves would have been cooler than the grug patrol. |
Ghost knights when? <|endoftext|> |
Maybe him onto something, Grug bury Grug's seed in Urgak's mate and Grug Junior grow. <|endoftext|> |
Grug need more blood hand mark on fur <|endoftext|> Grug am put end of club through hole in sabertooth skull, am weave pointy thorns into him furs. Am Grug grimdark yet? <|endoftext|> Grug am put end of club through hole in sabertooth skull, am weave pointy thorns into him furs. Am Grug grimdark yet? <|endoftext|> |
100 Gold |
Giant |
PER: 5.5 STR: 34 END: 15.25 CHA: 2 INT: 1 WIS: 2 AGI: 4.25 |
Rugged, Muscular, Rough, Spiritual |
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