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> POURS WARBOSS GRUG A CUP OF THE FINEST KOPI LUWAK COFFEE AND HANDS IT TO HIM. |
I DECIDED AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL COFFEE HOUSE WOULD A BE FUN DISTRACTION FROM THE DAILY GRIND OF THE ETERNAL WAR. IT CAN ALSO SERVE AS A NEUTRAL MEETING GROUNDS FOR ALL PARTIES TO DISCUSS AMONG THEMSELVES WITHOUT FEAR. I MEAN LOOK AT DIVERSE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE GATHERED ALREADY <|endoftext|> |
GRUG IS WARBOSS, WARBOSS IS DEITY, GRUG DOES NOT LIKE YOUR MICRO-AGGRESSIONS. GRUG ADVICES AVAK'SHAR TO CHECK PRIVILEGE. GRUG DO NOT KNOW HOW HE GOT HERE. <|endoftext|> |
So Meta how did you come about creating an interdeminsional coffee house? |
Grug are you even a deity? and if not how exactly did grug get here? <|endoftext|> |
GRUG ONLY DRINK KOPI LUWAK, GRUG WANT TO KNOW PRICE! <|endoftext|> |
WELCOME TO MY COFFEE SHOP WARBOSS GRUG. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT AND DISCUSS THINGS WITH US. IS THERE ANY SPECIFIC TYPE OF COFFEE YOU WOULD LIKE. <|endoftext|> OI WHER GRUG BE AT? DIS AIN'T GRUG'S REALM! |
YOU HUMEY! WHERE GRUG AT? <|endoftext|> |
Grug need go choke on other man's club and rocks, if Grug catch Unchak's drift. <|endoftext|> |
Grug not see how this is /play in cave/ related. Go to /hunting and foraging/ you man who lies with other man! <|endoftext|> |
Grug make fake seashells out of clay and bone powder, not tell tribe chief or he gets mad and hits Grug with a spiked club, then Grug is lock in Lonely Cave with people of dark skin for more days than Grug live. <|endoftext|> |
Thok a good man, but not understand. Grug want only this female, not other. Grug have many more seashells than fleas on head. Can buy Pantherosaurus if gets to mate with Uba. |
Stone carving related. <|endoftext|> |
Grug know. But in my Friendly Cave That Is Close often comes very fertile female, very big butt, Grug want show woman how strong am. |
Next time sun rises, Grug goes to Tribe-of-White-Troll-Women, buy a Pantherosaus, if not get eat then play Pantherosaur and always win, then have many young ones. <|endoftext|> |
NO! Laminar-Club-of-the-East-Tribes deserve more good, much much more good! |
Here, Grug shows: |
uh |
ug |
ugh |
two fingers and umh |
Grog need talk mother earth, in forest. <|endoftext|> |
Am you tried <span class="spoiler">speak with Grug like man-adult? <|endoftext|> am need help, tiji |
am play mammoths & mudflats with best friend grug |
me play hunter, grug am play mammoth, but grug say am need kill him with "manspear" or grug win |
what am do? not want lose friend, but not want spear grug in no-no hole either <|endoftext|> |
Itsa many tomorrows world where men in one place tell others watta do 'cause dey fink dey best. AND DEY IS BEST! Coz dey have better javelins (called pilum, can't be empire wivout BIGGEST PILUM) and all-over-shiny-bearskin, an dey make others do wat dey wanna make em do by jus tellin em. |
Is kinda like how Grug always say he gonna hit me wiv rock if I don't do wot he say? So I do wot he say... But sometimes Grug not there so I no worry bout rock! Well in this many many tomorrow they is like "OK anyone be bad to us we ALL come with ALL the rocks! So be good!" And dey is coz dey is scared. Is called de "Pax Romana". |
You sure you belong on dis slab? Not nowing best games. |
Doyouevenslab.cavepainting <|endoftext|> |
Grug will never mate with female when having such statues in cave. <|endoftext|> |
Grug friend mate with everyone in tribe, Grug get mad, Grug leave? <|endoftext|> >tribe playing tusks and tigers |
>everything go good |
>then grug say he want to have friend come too |
>okay say our big sky man |
>grug friend come |
>grug friend girl |
you know what happen next <|endoftext|> |
Just a slightly autistic, introverted, country-born 25-year old white guy. You know, the ones who helped people survive ice-age europe, who autistically learn their environment and hunting skills and animal habits and all that. The ones who don't get depressed and cry when they're alone for 5 minutes. |
Hell, probably the ones who sat in the back of the cave inventing shit when you "normal, well-adjusted people" were busy talking about how Grug shagged Dotta, but Dotta was fucking Thrag, and then he shat on a stump. <|endoftext|> |
Except in this case it really is. The biggest problem a fighter has is social problems, well good thing there's this feat that lets you pair your athletics with impress, meaning that when you put ranks into athletics(which you should, because its useful as all hell) you get free ranks in impress. Meaning you can contribute to social checks and not come out looking like Grug the dumb. <|endoftext|> Doing this my way then... |
C:The dryads are outraged at your offer and attack you, 1 giant dies but all the dryads are killed (still more deeper into the woods) more 3 units of wood. |
B:Grug devises a way to build more shelters through the use of communal houses. Communal house enables up to 25 population and costs 20 wood and takes 2 turns to make. |
A:Start building pen |
B:Gather wood |
C:Explore area further |
D:Research <|endoftext|> A: The giants chop down wood but after a while find out that some of the trees are actually dryads, they're really angry at you chopping down their forest (5 Units of wood) What will you do? |
A:Try to settle down the diplomatic fire |
B:"Giants go where they please!" |
C.Attempt to make a trading offer |
B:Grug designs a council chambers for the elder council (better logistics allows for a third action) It will require 16 units of wood and 6 units of stone and 2 units of leather, will take 3 turns to process when materials are available. What will you do next? |
A:Explore the area further |
B:Plan a new building (we need housing btw) |
C:Research new tech <|endoftext|> B: Grug plans out some pen schematics and decides to build them, but where? |
A:Near the settlement (Less space but more security) |
B:In the newly discovered meadows (More Space but less security) |
E:The scouts gather wood and water and then return to the village (3 units of wood, 3 units of water) Having head news of the bountiful resources nearby the council votes to move the settlement. |
C: Move the settlement |
D:Don't move the settlement |
C: <|endoftext|> A: Grug devises a plan to expand the populations of yaks |
A: Open pasture |
B: Controlled herding in pens |
C: The scouting party uncovers a small woodland just a few kilometers away from the settlement, perfect for construction purposes. They also find a river and some highland meadows. |
C:Explore further |
D:Return after gathering wood |
E:Gather wood and water <|endoftext|> Head researcher Grug is now part of the Council of Elders and proposes a few projects, at this time the tribe can do 2 of these: |
A:Expand the livestock to feed the tribe |
B:Research the surrounding area |
C:Explore the mountains |
D:Plan a building <|endoftext|> |
grug <|endoftext|> |
>'My Big Fat Bugbear Wedding.' |