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<user> y le pago el bill a dulce awwww bfff ily lmao jajajajaja
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<user> and I'll pay the bill for Dulce awwww bestie ily lmao hahahaha
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i remember this guy in mexico had a laughing problem y de todo se reia el wey jajaja.
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I remember this guy in Mexico who had a laughing problem and he laughed at everything lol .
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<user> un vatoo wey que se reia de todo lmao true story lol
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<user> a dude who laughed at everything lmao true story lol
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<user> hahahahaha ay el polvo y ace 5 gallones jajaja lmao
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<user> hahahahaha damn dust and freaking five gallons lol lmao
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“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol. ” yo no tomo wei jajaja
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“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol . ” i don't drink wei , haha
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“<user>: why is she even mad tho <user> ” nqv yo enojada nunca contigo shiquithaaaaa bb
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“<user>: why is she even mad though <user> ” I'm never mad at you little girl bb
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<user> mamona mil! jajajaja me no quererr te no more lmao
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<user> you're a real pain in the ass! hahaha I don't wanna see you no more lmao
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no sean envidiosas jajajajaja lmao <user> * cough * cough
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Don't be jealous haha lmao <user> *cough cough*
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abrazo same shieeet jajaja
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hug same shit haha
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alcohol gives me heartburn :( por eso no tomo jajaja.
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Alcohol gives me heartburn:( That's why I don't drink lol.
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hahahahahahaha last year some creeps came too my party y nosotros asi de que pedo lmao
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hahahahahahaha last year some weirdos came to my party and we were like what the hell lmao
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<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao que oso lmao luego asen memes about me jajajaja
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<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao what an embarrassment lmao then they make memes about me jajajaja
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<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the picture onde me knockio como paquiaoo :( jajajajajaja
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<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the pic where she knocked me down like pacquiao :'( lolololol
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somos igual de mamonas jajajaja <user> my bff > ur bff jajaja
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We're just as silly hahaha <user> my BFF > your BFF haha
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i thought a crumpet was some sort of trumpet lmao no mames ya estoy mas aya que paca :(
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I thought a crumpet was some kind of trumpet lol wtf I'm so lost now : (
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"“<user>: am i the only one who read"" trucks <3 ""on girls bios and think"" truck bops!! ""jaja. ” or trucks, boots, nd corridos hahahaha"
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“<user>: Am I the only one who reads 'trucks <3' in girls' bios and thinks 'truck bops'!!' jajaja. Or trucks, boots, and corridos hahahaha!"
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now that my phone works i can bug my bff <user> ya no te salvas!!!
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Now that my phone works I can finally text my best friend <user> you're done for!!!
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“<user>: ridin around soho con unas canciones de prince royce ” eres bashatero lmao
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“<user>: ridin around soho listening to some prince royce songs ” you're such a bachatero lmao
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some people post nasty food on ig, instead of making you wanna eat it kind of makes you wanna throw up. hahaha es la verdad :/
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Some people post disgusting food on Instagram , instead of making you want to eat it , it kind of makes you want to throw up . Lol , it's the truth :/
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<user> damn thts badass lol y lo mejor esque aya no importa la ora they still sell u alcohol ajaja cause its mexico lmao
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<user> damn that's badass lol and the best part is that there ain't any curfew so they'll sell you alcohol at any hour lol cause it's Mexico lmao
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<user> siii tas bien serquita jaja omg yes jajaja luego luego pal deposito a comprar drank lmaooo
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<user> yes you're so close haha omg right away to the deposit to buy some drank lmaooo
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“<user>: <user> naa bby i'm kidding you know i only got my on you ” ya no te kreo
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<user>: <user> naa bby I'm just joking you know I only mess around with you I don't believe you anymore
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<user> cadereytaaa but i'm going w my tia lol were going in truck me salve jaja el camion se toma mil años jaja
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<user> cadereytaaa but I'm going with my aunt lol we're going by truck thank god haha the bus takes a thousand years haha
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good thing i'm not going with my parents mi tio no toca el mismo cd todo el pinche camino hahahaha. mi apa si
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Good thing I'm not going with my parents , my uncle doesn't play the same damn CD the whole way there hahaha . My dad does though .
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<user> noooo lol todavia no lol jaja asta la semana q viene creo
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<user> noooo lol not yet lol haha until next week I think
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i just ate pizza nd then i'm a eat cabrito lmaooo yolo life cuz me vale madre jajaja.
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I just ate pizza and then I'm gonna eat goat, lol. YOLO life because I don't give a fuck haha.
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todos se van pa regio y yo me quedo de babie sitter. que???? esto me pasa por no acer planes el dia de hoy. hahaha
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Everyone's going to the region and I'm staying as a babysitter . What the heck ??? This happens to me because I didn't make plans today . hahaha
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<user> yes he does a little bit hahaha nd si orita te lo mando:)
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<user> Yes he does a little bit hahaha and I'll send it to you right now :)
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it's always at this time when i crave one wtf? y no me gusta la cerveza que pedo lmao.
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it's always around this time that I get a craving for one what the fuck . And there's no beer in the house damn it lmao .
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quiero una michelada lmao why do i always crave one at this time que pinche rara soy.
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I want a michelada lmao why do I always crave one at this time , am I some kind of freak .
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my new avi con mi primo moshooo ️ <user>
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my new avi with my cousin <user>
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lmao alot of ppl think i blocked them on my phone cause it don't work lol nooooooo nqv esque mi cell no sirve :/
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lmao a lot of people think I blocked them because my phone doesn't work LOL nooooooo nqv my cell just doesn't work :/
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<user> que oras sales de show palace? lmao jk
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<user> what time are you getting out of show palace ? lmao jk
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<user> son las 6 de la mañana jaime ya duermete no mames * your voice * hahahahaha.
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<user> it's 6 a.m . jaime go to sleep already fuck man * your voice * hahahahaha.
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“<user>: <user> chingue su madre, it's better.. i assume lol ” jajaja quien sabe we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao
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“<user>: <user> go fuck yourself , it's better .. I assume lol ” jajaja who knows we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao
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<user> jajaja asi con voz asi toda mamona or i would be like i aint ur gf for u too be asking me tht shit bro
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<user> jajaja with a bossy voice or i would be like i'm not your girlfriend for you to be asking me that shit bro
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<user> ohhhhhhh! con rason i was like wth lmaoo so i go too the webpage y de ahi lo desactivo lol
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<user> ohhhhhhh! that's why i was like what the heck lmaoo so i go to the website and from there i disable it lol
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<user> i tried it with the app y no pude :/ lol
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<user> I tried it with the app and I couldn't :/ lol
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<user> hoy que venga le digo it's cause i haven't seen her nd my phone messed up lol :/
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<user> I'll tell her today it's because i haven't seen her irl and my phone's acting up lol :/
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happy birthday bff i love you hope you have a good day!! :-) que diosito te bendiga y te me de muchos años de vidaaa :-) <user>
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Happy birthday BFF I love you hope you have a great day ! God bless you , may you have many more years of life :-) <user>
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my bff is gonna be 19 already alaaaaamayeeeeee mujer! <user> cann't wait too be 21 pa irnos pa lasvegas ️
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my bff is gonna be 19 already damn woman! <user> can't wait to turn 21 either so we can go to las vegas ️
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<user> pos fijate que yo ando igual lets drink too tht max
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<user> well , I'm the same way too . lets drink hasta la madre .
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once you start trippin about someone not replying too u fast enough, ya valiste madre.
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Once you start trippin' about someone not replying to you fast enough, you're fucked .
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i miss my beffo ke ya venga de nl!! jajaja <user>
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I miss my bestie, hurry up and get here from NL! haha <user>
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<user> <user> this is a subtweet for acouple of our followers jijiji ellos saben quienes son lmao
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<user> <user> this is a subtweet for a couple of our followers giggle giggle they know who they are lmao
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“<user>: let's do something tonight! we're young, single, & have money <user>. ” y tamos chulos
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“<user>: let's do something tonight! We're young, single, and $$$ <user>.” And we're free!
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<user> tell his parents que te adopten pa que te regalen una mac a ti hahahaha
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<user> tell them to adopt you so they can buy you a Mac hahaha
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<user> i've only been out of a job 1month no seas mamon hahaha!
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<user> I've only been unemployed for one month don't be a dick hahaha!
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<user> right nowww! ay no!!! eso no es de dios!
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<user> right nowww! Oh no!!! That's not God-like!
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<user> jajajajajajajaja y luego aqui yeah he probably did lmao i head he been chillin w <user> lmaoo
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<user> hahahahahaha yeah he probably did lmao i heard he's been chilling with <user> lmaoo
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<user> hahaha todavia ta vivo i saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk
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<user> hahaha he's still alive I saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk
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<user> aquí asiendo kush como siempre lmaoo jk
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<user> here doing kush as always lmaoo jk
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"“<user>: duh.."" <user>: <user> <user> soy tu perro o k chingados ""” awww es chow? lmao"
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“<user>: duh..” “<user>: <user> <user> am I your dog or what the fuck” “awww is that so? lmao”
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<user> i just woke up too take my medicine jajaja porfin dormi wey va llover lmao
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<user> i just woke up too take my medication jajaja finally slept dude it's gonna rain lmao
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i hope who ever got me sick with the flu se mueren por mamones esto no es de dios.
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I hope whoever got me sick with the flu die for being such assholes , this is not of God .
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ramoncitos are cool too listen too un ratito y luego me acuerdo que son escuinkles y me artan hahahahhaa
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Ramoncitos are cool too listen too for a little while then I remember they're squinks and they annoy me haha
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i cann't sleep ocupo pinche nyquil
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I can't sleep I need some damn nyquil
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<user> y porque no lo lees y me lo cuentas lol jk esque que wevaa :(
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<user> And why don't you read it and tell me about it lol jk it's just such a hassle :(
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oh well ain't gonna get sad over bs a mi nadie me va quitar de andar feliz lol. :d ️
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oh well ain't gonna get sad over nonsense, no one's gonna take my happiness away lol. :d ️
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<user> cuando te metas al website y te diga que si quieres ver el mobile site ponle no
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<user> when you get on the website and it asks if you wanna see the mobile site , hit no .
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<user> jajaja i'm foreals all my friends tienen hijos y estan casadas y yo bien nqv lmao jajaja
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<user> haha i'm for real all my friends have kids and are married and i'm just chillin' lmao haha
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i need girlfriends todas tienen bebes! no manches!
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i need girlfriends all of them have babies ! no way !
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<user> they taste so gooodd :( ya me los acabe lmao
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<user> They taste so good :( I finished them all lmao
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<user> lmao jaja esa musica da oso lol
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<user> lmao haha that song gives me the giggles lol
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<user> y tribal? lmao jk
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<user> And tribal? lmao just kidding
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<user> omfg yes and ur like why do u pay for one si no contestas hate tht shit
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<user> omfg yes and you're like 'why do you pay for one if you won't pick up' hate that shit.
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<user> everytime jaime nd me txt u sale que ur phone no sirve lmao
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<user> everytime jaime and me text you , it comes up that your phone doesn't work haha
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<user> lmao hahaha no seas mamona tu me dejaste ir
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<user> lmao hahaha don't be a dick , you let me go .
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<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo esque yo tengo problemas with sleeping since i was little :(
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<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo it's just that I have had problems sleeping since I was little :(
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“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket te da super poderes o ke pedo ” hahahahaha lmfao
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“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket will give you superpowers or what the fuck . ” hahahahaha lmfao
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<user> <user> como si le tenemos miedo a esta enana lmao jk bff ily hahaha
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<user> <user> as if we're scared of this little girl HAHAHA lmao bestie I love you so much hahaha
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<user> <user> ill buy u a michelada so u can feel mexican panchito jajajaja
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<user> <user> I'll buy you a michelada so you can feel a bit more Mexican my guy haha
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<user> si ay te digo when i'm over there i'll msg u on here lol
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<user> if that's the case , I'll let you know / I'll message you when I'm there lol
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<user> dile hi from his favorite and best student stephanie c ️ ️ ️ y que viva el america
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<user> tell him hi from his favorite and best student Stephanie c ️ ️ ️ and long live Mexico!
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they're probably are going to make some badass corridos about el chapo
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They're probably going to make some badass narco-corridos about El Chapo.
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my dinner > my face...... guess i should have plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of arroz con habichuelas to be more appealing
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My dinner > my face... guess I should get plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of rice and beans so I can be more appealing.
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"- ""donde esta el off?"" mi prima: ""en el sitio ese donde esta la lavadora... ugh se me olvido el nombre"" - em... el laundry? jajajajja"
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"- 'Where's the off?' my cousin: 'It's in that place where the washer is ... ugh I forgot the name' - em ... the laundry ? haha"
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<user> <user> yo no lo estaba insultando! i was defending it...
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<user> <user> I wasn't insulting him ! I was defending it ...
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lo ultimo que me recuerdo fue comer en casa de paola y despues i blacked out del sueño...
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The last thing I remember was eating at Paola's house and then I passed out from sleepiness...
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"orita cuando me levante: ""how the fuck did i get home?"""
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"right now when I wake up: 'how the fuck did I get home?'"
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ahora lo que queda de tachar del bucket list es bien poco :(
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Now all that's left to cross off the bucket list is very little :(
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too proud!! mis reinas las campeonas:')
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Too proud!! My queens the champions:'(
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<user> que si que! ya estoy bien ready para cortar cabezas hoy;) * wink wink *
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<user> Hell yeah! I'm all ready to cut some heads off today ;):) *wink wink*
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hoy es el ultimo sleepless sleepover:')
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Tonight's the last sleepless sleepover:'(
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me voy a quemar con el sports bra... bien lindo el tan
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I'm gonna burn myself with the sports bra ... it's so damn cute though
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yo estoy aqui cogiendome un break de hacer el header y empezar la primera pregunta cause thats just too much man <user> jajaja
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I'm taking a break from doing the header and starting the first question because that's just too much man <user> jajaja
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tengo tanto que hacer... so im hoing to sleep my problems away jaja
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I have so much to do ... so I'm going to sleep my problems away haha
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<user> tu no te quieres mover so you are no use jajaja
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<user> you don't want to move so you're no use , haha .
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<user> llevame a comer ice cream!
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<user> Take me to get some ice cream!
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ya he cambiando dos peliculas.. third ones the charm
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I've already changed two movies .. third one's the charm .
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<user> <user> ahh yo veo... creepy eso es el de debacle que paso en tu school?
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<user> <user> ahh I see . That's the debacle that happened at your school , right ?
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hello que voy a hacer yo sola? yo home alone adri preguntanse lo que no es... silly girl jajaja <user> <user>
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hello what am I going to do all alone ? me home alone adri wonder what's not ... silly girl haha <user> <user>
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<user> <user> andrea es la pro... yo soy mas hippie i dont go all out exhibition yo para la imaginacion jajajaja
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<user> <user> Andrea's the pro ... I'm more hippie I don't go all out for real yo for my imagination jajajaja
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<user>: <user> sabemos ariana que eres nudista al igual que <user> jajajaj no shame!
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<user>: <user> we know you're a nudist , Ariana , just like <user> ! haha no shame
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tu cara ahora combina con tu color de pelo * is this supposed to make me feel good?
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Your face now matches your hair colour* is this supposed to make me feel good?
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tuve una reaccion alergica a el face wash mi cara esta roja como un tomate y no puedo respirar bien...
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I had an allergic reaction to the face wash , my face is red as a tomato and I can't breathe well ...
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"conversaciones con tipos por cel... tipo: ""ghvsdfhjjds"" *deep voice * yo: que? tipo: ""svvfsdbhf"" * deeper voice * yo: que?"
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"Conversations with guys over text ... Guy: "ghvsdfhjjds" *deep voice* Me: Huh? Guy: "svvfsdbhf" *even deeper voice* Me: Huh?"
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llego a casa mi sis no esta y no tengo llave... greatt just great
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I get home , my sis isn't there and I don't have the key ... great just great .
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<user> jajajaja si yo falto me quedo en casa i got no car...
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<user> haha if I'm missing , I stay home got no car ...
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<user>: quiero volver a verlo yea you do...
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<user>: I want to see him again yeah you do...
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