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<user> jajaja llevo diciendo eso todo el dia.. no he hecho nada im so fucked jaja	<user> hahaha I've been saying that all day . I haven't done shit , I'm so fucked up haha .
<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up	<user>: San Manuel damn this story's long as hell i just sat down to read it saw how long it was and gave up
<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible?	<user> just checked mine the bread of god gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ?
mierda de pelicula! gahd it was offal jajaj	That movie was shit! Gahd it was awful haha.
"fuimos con las intenciones de ver ""endless love"" y terminamos viendo ""the devils due""... -.-"	We went with the intentions of watching "Endless Love" and ended up watching "The Devil's Due" ... -.-
usando la tobillera otra vez gracias a el booty of steel de <user> jajaja	Using the ankle monitor again thanks to <user>'s steel booty jajaja
<user>: yo odio a ariana con toda mi alma ja nahh you dont	<user>: I hate Ariana with all my soul ja nahh you don't
<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja sii you moved a lot...	<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja it's the caffeine , you know how I get with coffee .
<user>:“ <user>: nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact ” te debo un drink yes you do! no lo supero! jajaja	<user>: "I never lose a bet, it's a fact" You owe me a drink! Yes, I do! Can't argue with that! hahaaha
<user> jajajaja it didnt at all jajajaja eso era como que un heart attack drink pq tenia redbull..	<user> hahahaha it didn't at all hahahaha it was like a heart attack drink because it had Red Bull .
<user> jajajaj del drink ese que tu y tu friend created that taste like medice + shit	<user> hahahaha that drink you and your friend created that tastes like medicine + shit
nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact	Never lose a bet , that's a fact .
<user>: día internacional de cogerle las nalgas a angie. guilty..	<user>: international ass-grabbing angie day . guilty ..
forever dandole snooze a la alarma	Forever hitting the snooze button on the alarm.
heart shaped brownies... me dicen betty crocker	heart shaped brownies... they call me betty crocker
"mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir ""aww"".... the gagging noices begin"	"Tomorrow there will come a point where I'm gonna be tired of saying 'aww'... the gagging noises begin."
<user> amor mio no fuiste a la practica hoy no te pude dar tu special belday gift;) jajaaj	<user> my love you didn't go to practice today i couldn't give you your special belday gift ;) hahaah
"yo al final del examen: ""im done bye. me voy no me se la ultima"" maestra: ""no, pecosa te sientas que te le sabes"" yo: you dont know me..."	"me at the end of the test: 'I'm done , bye . I'm leaving , I don't know the last one' teacher: 'no , freckles you sit down , you know it' me: you don't know me..."
<user> mi enana favorita cumple hoy 18!! happy birthdayyy boo!:)	<user> my favorite little one turns 18 today ! happy birthday boo !: )
despues de recibir el si de mi top choice... school doesnt matter!	After getting the yes from my top choice... school doesn't matter!
<user>: el viernes voy de negra completa ohh naomi being controversial?	<user>: On Friday I'm going as a full black person Ohh Naomi being controversial?
<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo	<user> I know! :/ It makes me so grossed out/scared.
el novio de sarah me trajo strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!	Sarah's boyfriend brought me strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!
<user>: <user> por estudiar no es lol. es por otra cosa ahhh yo ella esta estudiando? que puñeta im not doin shit	<user>: <user> it's not because of studying lol . it's because of something else ahhh is she studying ? what the fuck am i not doing anything .
<user> oopss, pero chill he doesnt follow me en twitter jaja	<user> oopss, but calm down he doesn't follow me on Twitter haha
<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja	<user> you asked .. I deleted it already so chill haha haha
<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl!	<user> no noo no he's mine birthday girl!
el amor que le tengo a mi ginger shaun white...	The love I have for my ginger Shaun White...
"mami: ""porque sigues mirando mal a los guineos? weirdo.."" yo: ""they know why -.-"""	"Mom: 'Why are you still looking mean at the monkeys ? Weirdo ..' Me: 'They know why -.-'"
<user>: este weekend es largo! a celebrar mi bday allllllll weeeekend looooooong wuutt wutt!	<user>: this weekend is long! to celebrate my bday allllllll weekend long what what!
"so para donde te vas a estudiar? - ""i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"" storms out dramatically "	"So where are you going to study ? - ""I don't know ! Leave me alone"" storms out dramatically"
ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * mi sis aqui siendo super positiva *	ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * my sis here being super positive *
"<user>: tú tienes carne """"da fuq?"	<user>: Do you have any meat "the fuck?"
"- ""tu tienes pecas""... - no shiittt"	"- ""Do you have freckles""... - no way!"
genuinamente lo que me dijiste me afecto :o <user> my babyyyyy	Honestly what you told me affected me :o <user> my babyyyyy
¿ir o no ir? daily struggle :/	Should I go or not? Daily struggle :/
no supero que no me fui hoy -.- such an unnecessary day <user> im sorry!!	I can't get over that I didn't go today -.- such an unnecessary day <user> I'm sorry !!
<user>:“ <user>: me voy a tirar la de ferris buller.... ” take me with you baby if only! jajaja	<user>: "I'm gonna pull a Ferris Bueller ... " take me with you baby if only ! haha
hay acustic covers de la canción... ok! <user> <user>	There are acoustic covers of the song... ok! <user> <user>
mis padres no creen el banana story...	My parents don't believe the banana story...
<user>: mañana me voy para la playa y picheo la academia pal carajo tu no eres tan badass.. nigga you be trippin jajaja	<user>: tomorrow I'm going to the beach and fuck the academy you're not that badass .. nigga you're trippin jajaja
el guineo no sale de mi jacket senior :(	The banana doesn't come out of my jacket, sir :(
"<user>: la cerveza es de hombre. ""byee wow bye"" ja! ya lo/la odio..."	<user>: Beer is for men . "Byee wow bye" ha ! I already hate him / her ...
<user> <user> <user> yo guardo todo los post it! so los voy a enmarcar te lo juro! jajajaaja	<user> <user> <user> I keep all the post-its ! I'm gonna frame them , I swear ! hahahaha
<user> <user> <user> jajajajaa wow esto es serio si it leads to us being kicked out of the class! yayy!	<user> <user> <user> hahahaha that's serious talk right there it leads to us getting expelled from class ! yay !
<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber!	<user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious ... hahaha can't wait to know!
0 fucks given cuando esa es tu ultima clase del dia...	Zero fucks given when that's your last class of the day...
<user> ja lo dices como si lo hubieses abierto.. who you kidding	<user> you say it as if you've opened it .. who are you kidding?
<user> jajajajaja ese show is gold!	<user> that show is lit!
ratchet songs me dieron ganas de ver viedos de the maury show... procrastination	Ratchet songs made me want to watch videos of the Maury show ... procrastination .
on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj	On repeat all night long ... hahaha
"<user> <user> <user> <user> jajajaaja ""nigga you better stop lying before i get mad and pull out my nine"" jajajaa"	"<user> <user> <user> <user> hahahaaha "you better stop lying before i get angry and grab my gun" hahaha"
"<user> <user> jajajajaa no puedo parar de escucharla! me da tanta pavera ""with a stripper hoe named diamond"""	<user> <user> hahaha i can't stop listening to it ! it gives me such jitters "with a stripper hoe named diamond"
<user> i couldnt contain myself me estaba meando de la risa literal! jajajajajajaj	<user> I couldn't hold it in I was pissing myself laughing literally! hahahahahaha!
<user>: <user> jajajajajajajaja i know, estabas llorandoo jajajaja mi abuela creia que i was dying or something!	<user>: <user> hahahahaha i know , you were crying jajaja my grandma thought i was dying or something !
<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja	<user> jajajajaja no worries! I had a good laugh jajaja
semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada	semester from hell... after the practicum my energy gives out for nothing
<user> <user> <user> * sacaron jajajajaja i cann't even!	<user> <user> <user> * took out (or literally: 'they took out') haha, i cann't even!
te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user>	I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . They brought out Donald , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user>
<user> jajaja me di cuenta despues que i scrolled...	<user> I realized later after I scrolled...
<user>: con el nudo en la garganta text me hun :/	<user>: with a lump in my throat text me hun :/
voy a llorar.. im so overwhelmed	I'm going to cry.. I'm so overwhelmed .
sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado...	sisterly date = food and people-watching in condado...
"hablando de netflix y de la nada el anuncio de pandora decia: ""watch netflix now..."" is it a sign? <user>"	"Talking about Netflix and out of the blue Pandora's ad said: ""watch Netflix now..."" is it a sign <user>?"
me va dar un melt down que fue eso?	"What was that a melt down?"
ok so mi nap fue de 9 horas... adivina quien no pudo estudiar -.-	Okay so my nap was nine hours long ... guess who couldn't study -.-
<user> me quede pegada dormida i didn't do anything: (de que nada! kill meh..	<user> I fell asleep and did nothing: (for real nothing ! kill meh ..
<user> some people get confused y no lo entienden jajajaja	<user> some people get confused and don't understand it jajajaja
car conversations con <user> <user> <user> la mejor conversacion del dia...	Car conversations with <user> <user> <user> the best conversation of the day...
<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it!	<user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls , do it for science ok ! let's do it !
no se que hacer... 15 capitulos! like lets be real though aint nobody got time for that	I don't know what to do... fifteen chapters! Like let's be real , nobody has got time for that .
<user> es mi spirit animal	<user> is my spirit animal
dos tipos estan peliando por un journal... mtv lo hace mejor... tv gold:')	Two guys are fighting over a journal ... MTV does it better ... TV gold:)
que me llegue el email que diga: your travel itinerary is ready √	Let the email say: "Your travel itinerary is ready"
<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et!	<user> and <user> are some fine ass bitches ! love it !
<user>: tomé café para despertarme y ahora estoy insoportable i told you.. vas a explotar!	<user>: I drank coffee to wake up and now I'm insufferable. I told you , you're gonna explode !
<user>: me corté la mano brincando verjas hoy:) thug life.	<user>: I cut my hand jumping fences today:) thug life.
termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush!	Did I finish the routine ? Can I start tomorrow 's routine ? I 'm all in for it ! No to apush !
si soy alergica a el gluten ima be pissed...	If I'm allergic to gluten I'm gonna be so pissed...
<user> ahh jajaj nah yo en calculo buen chiste! i actually feel flattered que pienses que si jajaja	<user> ahh hahaha nah I'm good at calculus! I actually feel flattered that you think that haha
fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando!	fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing !
<user>: cuando el admissions officer te da el acceptance letter delante de todo el mundo.. proud:')	<user>: when the admissions officer hands you the acceptance letter in front of everyone ... proud:)
<user> aja ñeta! im pissed!	<user> Hey bitch! I'm mad!
<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest!	<user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 Procrastination at its finest!
<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja	<user> I'm pumped for sociology right now , yeah I really want to do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to lose all the calories:) hehe
<user>: on one hand there's going to work out. but in the other there's häagen-dazs wow! entiendes mi struggle! jajaja	<user>: on one hand there's going to workout , but on the other there's Häagen-Dazs wow ! You understand my struggle ! hahaha
"weekly struggle: ""voy a coger un nap y despues me levanto a estudiar * three hours later * shiittt over slept! fuck it estudio mañana."""	"Weekly struggle: I'm gonna take a nap and then wake up to study * three hours later * damn! overslept! shit, I'll study tomorrow."
por primera vez veo a <user> actually being hateful! it was beautiful:')	For the first time I see <user> actually being hateful ! It was beautiful :)
<user> y <user> dandome unacceptable nicknames hoy -.-	<user> and <user> giving me unacceptable nicknames today -.-
ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night!	I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore best part of the night!
yo quiero que ese tipo me estire asi;) oh lord que bello!	I want that guy to stretch me like that 😉 Oh Lord so beautiful!
<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you	<user> haha thanks ! i think * * I love you so much !
<user> jajajaj i know! esque el odio que le tengo!	<user> lol I know ! It's because of the hatred I have for it !
"<user>: es que no le veo lo wow ""a beyoncé"" are you blind?"	<user>: I just don't get the fuss about "Beyoncé." Are you blind?
<user> shhiittt si no fuese por este tweet no supiese... jajaja	<user> shhiittt if it weren't for this tweet I wouldn't have known ... haha
<user> my life cada vez que me sale el notification ese!!	<user> my life every time i get that notification !!
no he visto a <user> en casi toda la semana! ima die...	I haven't seen <user> in almost a whole week ! I'm gonna die ...
ok so no deseo estudiar hoy...	Okay so I really don't want to study today...
fuck this shit de ser nena -.-	fuck this shit of being a little girl .
ayeee noche de sexo is on here at arandas	ayeee tonight's sex is on here at Arandas

<user> jajaja llevo diciendo eso todo el dia.. no he hecho nada im so fucked jaja

<user> hahaha I've been saying that all day . I haven't done shit , I'm so fucked up haha .

<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up

<user>: San Manuel damn this story's long as hell i just sat down to read it saw how long it was and gave up

<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible?

<user> just checked mine the bread of god gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ?

mierda de pelicula! gahd it was offal jajaj

That movie was shit! Gahd it was awful haha.

"fuimos con las intenciones de ver ""endless love"" y terminamos viendo ""the devils due""... -.-"

We went with the intentions of watching "Endless Love" and ended up watching "The Devil's Due" ... -.-

usando la tobillera otra vez gracias a el booty of steel de <user> jajaja

Using the ankle monitor again thanks to <user>'s steel booty jajaja

<user>: yo odio a ariana con toda mi alma ja nahh you dont

<user>: I hate Ariana with all my soul ja nahh you don't

<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja sii you moved a lot...

<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja it's the caffeine , you know how I get with coffee .

<user>:“ <user>: nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact ” te debo un drink yes you do! no lo supero! jajaja

<user>: "I never lose a bet, it's a fact" You owe me a drink! Yes, I do! Can't argue with that! hahaaha

<user> jajajaja it didnt at all jajajaja eso era como que un heart attack drink pq tenia redbull..

<user> hahahaha it didn't at all hahahaha it was like a heart attack drink because it had Red Bull .

<user> jajajaj del drink ese que tu y tu friend created that taste like medice + shit

<user> hahahaha that drink you and your friend created that tastes like medicine + shit

nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact

Never lose a bet , that's a fact .

<user>: día internacional de cogerle las nalgas a angie. guilty..

<user>: international ass-grabbing angie day . guilty ..

forever dandole snooze a la alarma

Forever hitting the snooze button on the alarm.

heart shaped brownies... me dicen betty crocker

heart shaped brownies... they call me betty crocker

"mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir ""aww"".... the gagging noices begin"

"Tomorrow there will come a point where I'm gonna be tired of saying 'aww'... the gagging noises begin."

<user> amor mio no fuiste a la practica hoy no te pude dar tu special belday gift;) jajaaj

<user> my love you didn't go to practice today i couldn't give you your special belday gift ;) hahaah

"yo al final del examen: ""im done bye. me voy no me se la ultima"" maestra: ""no, pecosa te sientas que te le sabes"" yo: you dont know me..."

"me at the end of the test: 'I'm done , bye . I'm leaving , I don't know the last one' teacher: 'no , freckles you sit down , you know it' me: you don't know me..."

<user> mi enana favorita cumple hoy 18!! happy birthdayyy boo!:)

<user> my favorite little one turns 18 today ! happy birthday boo !: )

despues de recibir el si de mi top choice... school doesnt matter!

After getting the yes from my top choice... school doesn't matter!

<user>: el viernes voy de negra completa ohh naomi being controversial?

<user>: On Friday I'm going as a full black person Ohh Naomi being controversial?

<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo

<user> I know! :/ It makes me so grossed out/scared.

el novio de sarah me trajo strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!

Sarah's boyfriend brought me strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!

<user>: <user> por estudiar no es lol. es por otra cosa ahhh yo ella esta estudiando? que puñeta im not doin shit

<user>: <user> it's not because of studying lol . it's because of something else ahhh is she studying ? what the fuck am i not doing anything .

<user> oopss, pero chill he doesnt follow me en twitter jaja

<user> oopss, but calm down he doesn't follow me on Twitter haha

<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja

<user> you asked .. I deleted it already so chill haha haha

<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl!

<user> no noo no he's mine birthday girl!

el amor que le tengo a mi ginger shaun white...

The love I have for my ginger Shaun White...

"mami: ""porque sigues mirando mal a los guineos? weirdo.."" yo: ""they know why -.-"""

"Mom: 'Why are you still looking mean at the monkeys ? Weirdo ..' Me: 'They know why -.-'"

<user>: este weekend es largo! a celebrar mi bday allllllll weeeekend looooooong wuutt wutt!

<user>: this weekend is long! to celebrate my bday allllllll weekend long what what!

"so para donde te vas a estudiar? - ""i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"" *storms out dramatically *"

"So where are you going to study ? - ""I don't know ! Leave me alone"" *storms out dramatically*"

ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * mi sis aqui siendo super positiva *

ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * my sis here being super positive *

"<user>: tú tienes carne """"da fuq?"

<user>: Do you have any meat "the fuck?"

"- ""tu tienes pecas""... - no shiittt"

"- ""Do you have freckles""... - no way!"

genuinamente lo que me dijiste me afecto :o <user> my babyyyyy

Honestly what you told me affected me :o <user> my babyyyyy

¿ir o no ir? daily struggle :/

Should I go or not? Daily struggle :/

no supero que no me fui hoy -.- such an unnecessary day <user> im sorry!!

I can't get over that I didn't go today -.- such an unnecessary day <user> I'm sorry !!

<user>:“ <user>: me voy a tirar la de ferris buller.... ” take me with you baby if only! jajaja

<user>: "I'm gonna pull a Ferris Bueller ... " take me with you baby if only ! haha

hay acustic covers de la canción... ok! <user> <user>

There are acoustic covers of the song... ok! <user> <user>

mis padres no creen el banana story...

My parents don't believe the banana story...

<user>: mañana me voy para la playa y picheo la academia pal carajo tu no eres tan badass.. nigga you be trippin jajaja

<user>: tomorrow I'm going to the beach and fuck the academy you're not that badass .. nigga you're trippin jajaja

el guineo no sale de mi jacket senior :(

The banana doesn't come out of my jacket, sir :(

"<user>: la cerveza es de hombre. ""byee wow bye"" ja! ya lo/la odio..."

<user>: Beer is for men . "Byee wow bye" ha ! I already hate him / her ...

<user> <user> <user> yo guardo todo los post it! so los voy a enmarcar te lo juro! jajajaaja

<user> <user> <user> I keep all the post-its ! I'm gonna frame them , I swear ! hahahaha

<user> <user> <user> jajajajaa wow esto es serio si it leads to us being kicked out of the class! yayy!

<user> <user> <user> hahahaha that's serious talk right there it leads to us getting expelled from class ! yay !

<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber!

<user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious ... hahaha can't wait to know!

0 fucks given cuando esa es tu ultima clase del dia...

Zero fucks given when that's your last class of the day...

<user> ja lo dices como si lo hubieses abierto.. who you kidding

<user> you say it as if you've opened it .. who are you kidding?

<user> jajajajaja ese show is gold!

<user> that show is lit!

ratchet songs me dieron ganas de ver viedos de the maury show... procrastination

Ratchet songs made me want to watch videos of the Maury show ... procrastination .

on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj

On repeat all night long ... hahaha

"<user> <user> <user> <user> jajajaaja ""nigga you better stop lying before i get mad and pull out my nine"" jajajaa"

"<user> <user> <user> <user> hahahaaha "you better stop lying before i get angry and grab my gun" hahaha"

"<user> <user> jajajajaa no puedo parar de escucharla! me da tanta pavera ""with a stripper hoe named diamond"""

<user> <user> hahaha i can't stop listening to it ! it gives me such jitters "with a stripper hoe named diamond"

<user> i couldnt contain myself me estaba meando de la risa literal! jajajajajajaj

<user> I couldn't hold it in I was pissing myself laughing literally! hahahahahaha!

<user>: <user> jajajajajajajaja i know, estabas llorandoo jajajaja mi abuela creia que i was dying or something!

<user>: <user> hahahahaha i know , you were crying jajaja my grandma thought i was dying or something !

<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja

<user> jajajajaja no worries! I had a good laugh jajaja

semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada

semester from hell... after the practicum my energy gives out for nothing

<user> <user> <user> * sacaron jajajajaja i cann't even!

<user> <user> <user> * took out (or literally: 'they took out') haha, i cann't even!

te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user>

I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . They brought out Donald , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user>

<user> jajaja me di cuenta despues que i scrolled...

<user> I realized later after I scrolled...

<user>: con el nudo en la garganta text me hun :/

<user>: with a lump in my throat text me hun :/

voy a llorar.. im so overwhelmed

I'm going to cry.. I'm so overwhelmed .

sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado...

sisterly date = food and people-watching in condado...

"hablando de netflix y de la nada el anuncio de pandora decia: ""watch netflix now..."" is it a sign? <user>"

"Talking about Netflix and out of the blue Pandora's ad said: ""watch Netflix now..."" is it a sign <user>?"

me va dar un melt down que fue eso?

"What was that a melt down?"

ok so mi nap fue de 9 horas... adivina quien no pudo estudiar -.-

Okay so my nap was nine hours long ... guess who couldn't study -.-

<user> me quede pegada dormida i didn't do anything: (de que nada! kill meh..

<user> I fell asleep and did nothing: (for real nothing ! kill meh ..

<user> some people get confused y no lo entienden jajajaja

<user> some people get confused and don't understand it jajajaja

car conversations con <user> <user> <user> la mejor conversacion del dia...

Car conversations with <user> <user> <user> the best conversation of the day...

<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it!

<user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls , do it for science ok ! let's do it !

no se que hacer... 15 capitulos! like lets be real though aint nobody got time for that

I don't know what to do... fifteen chapters! Like let's be real , nobody has got time for that .

<user> es mi spirit animal

<user> is my spirit animal

dos tipos estan peliando por un journal... mtv lo hace mejor... tv gold:')

Two guys are fighting over a journal ... MTV does it better ... TV gold:)

que me llegue el email que diga: your travel itinerary is ready √

Let the email say: "Your travel itinerary is ready"

<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et!

<user> and <user> are some fine ass bitches ! love it !

<user>: tomé café para despertarme y ahora estoy insoportable i told you.. vas a explotar!

<user>: I drank coffee to wake up and now I'm insufferable. I told you , you're gonna explode !

<user>: me corté la mano brincando verjas hoy:) thug life.

<user>: I cut my hand jumping fences today:) thug life.

termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush!

Did I finish the routine ? Can I start tomorrow 's routine ? I 'm all in for it ! No to apush !

si soy alergica a el gluten ima be pissed...

If I'm allergic to gluten I'm gonna be so pissed...

<user> ahh jajaj nah yo en calculo buen chiste! i actually feel flattered que pienses que si jajaja

<user> ahh hahaha nah I'm good at calculus! I actually feel flattered that you think that haha

fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando!

fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing !

<user>: cuando el admissions officer te da el acceptance letter delante de todo el mundo.. proud:')

<user>: when the admissions officer hands you the acceptance letter in front of everyone ... proud:)

<user> aja ñeta! im pissed!

<user> Hey bitch! I'm mad!

<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest!

<user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 Procrastination at its finest!

<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja

<user> I'm pumped for sociology right now , yeah I really want to do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to lose all the calories:) hehe

<user>: on one hand there's going to work out. but in the other there's häagen-dazs wow! entiendes mi struggle! jajaja

<user>: on one hand there's going to workout , but on the other there's Häagen-Dazs wow ! You understand my struggle ! hahaha

"weekly struggle: ""voy a coger un nap y despues me levanto a estudiar * three hours later * shiittt over slept! fuck it estudio mañana."""

"Weekly struggle: I'm gonna take a nap and then wake up to study * three hours later * damn! overslept! shit, I'll study tomorrow."

por primera vez veo a <user> actually being hateful! it was beautiful:')

For the first time I see <user> actually being hateful ! It was beautiful :)

<user> y <user> dandome unacceptable nicknames hoy -.-

<user> and <user> giving me unacceptable nicknames today -.-

ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night!

I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore best part of the night!

yo quiero que ese tipo me estire asi;) oh lord que bello!

I want that guy to stretch me like that 😉 Oh Lord so beautiful!

<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you

<user> haha thanks ! i think * * I love you so much !

<user> jajajaj i know! esque el odio que le tengo!

<user> lol I know ! It's because of the hatred I have for it !

"<user>: es que no le veo lo wow ""a beyoncé"" are you blind?"

<user>: I just don't get the fuss about "Beyoncé." Are you blind?

<user> shhiittt si no fuese por este tweet no supiese... jajaja

<user> shhiittt if it weren't for this tweet I wouldn't have known ... haha

<user> my life cada vez que me sale el notification ese!!

<user> my life every time i get that notification !!

no he visto a <user> en casi toda la semana! ima die...

I haven't seen <user> in almost a whole week ! I'm gonna die ...

ok so no deseo estudiar hoy...

Okay so I really don't want to study today...

fuck this shit de ser nena -.-

fuck this shit of being a little girl .

ayeee noche de sexo is on here at arandas

ayeee tonight's sex is on here at Arandas