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<user> jajaja once i start no puedo parar con ese show.. brain wash cabron
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<user> jajaja once I start I can't stop with that show .. brain wash motherfucker
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<user> como va ir vestido feo? es un suit.. you cant go wrong
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<user> How is he gonna be dressed like that ? It's a suit .. you can't go wrong .
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"<user> nena que importa probablemente es bi... who cares! y full le pregunto que me recita lo de ""im chuck bass""! me meo jajaja"
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<user> Girl who cares if they're probably bi...! And I'll ask them to recite "I'm Chuck Bass" for me! LOL!
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<user> jajajajaja que me importa! criticamos los trabejes juntos jajaja va ser mi beffo gay
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<user> hahahahaha who cares ! We'll critique the works together , it'll be my gay beffo .
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<user> f u c k y o u!
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<user> Go fuck yourself!
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<user>: wrinkles necesito este puppy!:')
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<user>: I need this puppy wrinkles :')
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<user>:“ <user>: booty had me liek ” <user> a que te recuerda?? jajajaja no puede ser! me meo!
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<user>: "booty had me like" <user> what does that remind you of ?? jajajaja can't be ! peeing my pants !
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muffin y que muffin top... more like the hole cake
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"Muffin and that muffin top... it's more like the whole cake!"
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alguien que me acompañe al gym pls
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Can someone please come with me to the gym?
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el verano está pasando tan rápido. slow the fuck down
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The summer's passing by too quickly . Slow the fuck down .
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no vuelvo a coger sol con un one piece swimsuit. esto está puñetero
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I will never go catch some sun with a one piece swimsuit on again . It's bloody annoying .
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último día comiendo fast food
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Last day eating fast food.
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"estar cantando en tu cuarto y que una tipa paseando su perro alfrente de tu casa diga: ""¿qué es ese ruido?""... excuse you"
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"to be singing in your room and a chick walking her dog in front of your house says: 'what's that noise?' ... excuse you"
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prom night mejor no pudo haber quedado
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Prom night couldn't have gone better!
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feliz día de las madres a la luz de mis ojos love you mom
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Happy Mother's Day to the light of my eyes . Love you mom .
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alan es tan brutally honest
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Alan is so brutally honest.
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no veo la hora de graduarme y acabar high school
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Can't wait to graduate and finish high school.
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pues nada empezando la semana con un near to death experience
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Well , starting the week with a close call !
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<user> por leyyy, piano o guitarra jajajaja pero too late for that
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<user> by leyyy , guitar or piano jajajaja but too late for that
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mis senior pictures dan pena
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my senior pictures are embarrassing
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<user> siempre a la orden jajajaja it was my pleasure
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<user> always at your service hahaha it was my pleasure
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no ganarte el black label por un vaso en beerpong dolió
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not winning the black label for a beerpong cup hurt
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mañana me voy a arrepentir de comer tanto cookie dough crudo
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Tomorrow I'm going to regret eating so much raw cookie dough.
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bms the movie esta tan messed up
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"The movie is so fucked up"
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ya estamos en febrero. holy fuck
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We're already in February. Holy fuck.
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necesito un gym partner que se motive a cualquier hora
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I need a gym buddy who's up for working out at any time.
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mi birthday week va a estar tan y tan cabron
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my birthday week is gonna be so lit
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el tiempo pasa demasiado rápido, ya mañana empieza mi último semestre de high school
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Time passes by too fast , tomorrow starts my last semester of high school .
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<user> overtime plus usaste 2 celebrities, pero te la doy, ganaste
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<user> you used 2 celebrities , but I'll give it to you , you won .
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el cookie dough es lo mejor que hay
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Cookie dough is the best thing ever.
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quiero que llegue el softball season
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I want the softball season to come .
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necesito un personal trainer o alguien que me acompañe al gym todos los dias
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I need a personal trainer or someone to accompany me to the gym every day.
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llego a casa a encontrarme a mami llorando viendo inside out
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I get home and find mom crying watching Inside Out.
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quiero saber como van a pronunciar ese nombre en miss universe
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I want to know how they're going to pronounce that name at Miss Universe.
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hoy cumple mi otra hermana, la que me prueba la paciencia diariamente love you tereee
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Today's my other sister's birthday , the one who tests my patience everyday love you tereee .
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<user> estoy molesta contigo. quiero rematch en beer pong
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<user> I'm mad at you . I want a rematch in beer pong .
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hell week me espera
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Hell week awaits me
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"<user> <user> yo solo lei ""picture perfect"" y pense en la foto. callate"
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"<user> <user> I only read 'picture perfect' and thought of the photo . Shut up"
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yo canto tan lindo que puedo hacer a andrea bocelli ver otra vez it runs in the family
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I sing so beautifully that I can make Andrea Bocelli turn back and watch in awe . It runs in the family , you know .
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necesito un punching bag ahora mismo
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I need a punching bag right now.
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<user> en verdad que si jajajajaja hoy es uno de sus good days
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<user> it's really true haha today's one of his good days
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<user> ahora mismo es el match point de venus
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<user> it's Venus' match point right now
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lo mejor que hice fue tirarme el morning walk por la playa
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The best thing I did was take the morning walk on the beach
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mis malas decisiones han terminado better than expected
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My bad decisions have ended better than expected.
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puesta pa'ver películas all day
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put together to watch movies all day
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hasta le di follow a una cuenta de daily excercise a ver si de alguna manera me motivo
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I even gave a follow to a daily exercise account to see if somehow I can get motivated.
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¿ya tienes prom date? jajajajajajaj seeeei
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Do you already have a prom date ? hahahaha yeah right
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tratando de get over the fact que se ve cabronsísima en la primera foto
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Trying to get over the fact that she looks bangin' in the first pic.
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sé que si cojo un nap me quedo pegá so better not
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I know that if I take a nap I'll be stuck (or glued) so better not .
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me dio calambre en una pierna, sabroso, good morning
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I got a charley horse in my leg, delicious, good morning
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tercera vez que me preguntan si mi sobrino es mi hijo, yes, sure
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Third time someone asks me if my nephew is my son, hell yeah, he is!
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cuando lo cojan i'm gonna be so genuinely happy
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When they catch him I'm gonna be so genuinely happy.
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tengo que terminar el squat challenge esta vez, viene, puñeta
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I have to finish the squat challenge this time, dammit!
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yo me canso demasiau 'rápido de la gente, mano, i need to stop
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I get tired too quickly of people, man, I need to stop
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mi cama está extra rica hoy, i don't know
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My bed is extra cozy today, I don't know.
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esto de entregar los trabajos a última hora needs to stop
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This habit of submitting assignments at the last minute needs to stop.
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¿estás dispuesta a babysit a mi hermana? vas pal speed dial, mamita
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Are you willing to babysit my sister ? You're going straight to the speed dial , mama .
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por mi madre que to 'el mundo que conozco se enjevó, me cago en to'
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For the love of my mother the whole world I know grew old , I shit on all of it !
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el único cargador que tengo se me quedó en el trabajo, happy af
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The only charger I have I left it at work, happy af.
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mano, sí, los sleepovers con los primos era dura, pero ya to's están viejos y enjevaos
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"Mano, yeah, the sleepovers with cousins were tough, but you're all grown and old now ."
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no me conviene at all creerle
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It doesn't benefit me at all to believe him/her.
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esos videos de my strange addiction me dejaron bruta bruta
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those my strange addiction videos left me in shock shock
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vi un tweet que le quería dar rt y se me perdió, yey
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I saw a tweet I wanted to retweet and it got lost, darn it.
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update en mi clumsiness: se me cayó el desayuno tratando de que no se virara el agua
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Update on my clumsiness: I spilled my breakfast while trying to stop the water from spilling .
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hice un morning workout, pero esa rutina va a durar como 3 días na'más y cuida'o
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I did a morning workout , but that routine's only gonna last three days tops and that's being careful .
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esta era la única movie de la que no quería saber el ending
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This was the only movie I didn't want to know the ending to.
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la relación más fucked up, pero se veían hermosos juntos
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The most fucked up relationship , but they looked gorgeous together .
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the fray y sus canciones perfectas, me cago en to '
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The Fray and their freaking perfect songs, fuck all of them!
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el cargador está demasiado lejos for my liking
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The charger is too far away for my liking
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<user> happy birthdayyy, moni, disfruta cc
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<user> happy birthdayyy, moni, enjoy to the fullest!
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bien cabrón, i get you
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damn right , i get you
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mi rt, con lo clumsy que soy se lo tiraría encima sin querer
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My RT, with how clumsy I am I would accidentally knock it over
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casi nunca estoy en plaza, pero cuando vengo hay un tapón cabrón por to'as partes, éxito total
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I rarely go to the mall , but whenever I come , there's a huge traffic jam everywhere , total success .
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nos pudieron haber da'o el examen full de grammar o una mierda así, carajo
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They could have given us the full grammar exam , damn it .
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me la explota el endiablamiento que tienen por el show, chill, guys
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I couldn't care less about the fuss you guys are making about the show , calm down !
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se joda, estudio mañana... o algún día after that
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screw it , I'll study tomorrow ... or some day after that .
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llegué a dormir once again, aja, y ahora me joderé estudiando hasta las tantas, chulería
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I went to sleep again, yeah , and now I'll be studying till god knows when .
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a dormir, oh, sí * burbujita's voice *
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Time to sleep, oh yes * burbujita's voice *
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tengo como 4 risas diferentes, ninguna de ellas es cute tho
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I have like 4 different laughs , none of them are cute though .
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"me tienes que decir qué vas a querer para navidad -mami ""money, money, chavos, dinerooooo, no quiero más naaaa"" -yo"
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"you have to tell me what you're gonna want for Christmas -mum 'money, money, cash, dinerooooo, I don't want more naaaa' -me"
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cada vez que le dé like a algo voy a dejar el de'o pega'o
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Every time I give something a like , I'm going to leave the de'o pega'o .
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<user> oh, wait, eran gays, pichaera
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<user> oh , wait , they were gay , dickheads .
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doy gracias por haber podido matar el mosquito que llevaba jodiendo desde esta mañana, sorry, bro
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I'm grateful I finally killed the mosquito that had been bugging me since this morning, sorry, bro.
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on second thought, ahora me jodí porque no voy a dormir en toda la noche
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on second thought , now I'm fucked because I won't sleep at all tonight .
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quién puñeta es ese, the fuck
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who the fuck is that
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<user> cuida'u que ya mismo le toman screenshot y empiezan el papelón
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<user> watch out they'll take a screenshot and the embarrassment will begin
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sobra'os que son then
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they're so full of themselves
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dormí toda la tarde, pero fue como si na ', so tired
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I slept all afternoon , but it was like sleeping nothing , still so tired .
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le doy quote y borra el tweet, muchas gracias, sabe '
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I give them a quote and they delete the tweet , thank you very much , they know [they're] in the wrong .
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guys soñé con puppies
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Guys, I dreamed about little puppies!
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y entonces todos los wannabe's pasarán a hablar de fútbol como si supieran.
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And then all the wannabe's will start talking about football like they know shit .
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y cuando llegó al lobby, como quiera no abrió :-) so tuvimos que llamar al guardia.
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And when she arrived at the lobby , she still didn't open :-) so we had to call the guard .
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<user> <user> tas loco. free food wins
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<user> <user> you're crazy . free food wins
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<user> hahaha literal i feel you! yo paresco un elfo con las orejas gigantes, sin pollina y con el pelo para atrás
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<user> hahaha literal I feel you! I look like an elf with huge ears , no bangs , and my hair pulled back .
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<user> hice uno inspirado en el tuyo y me quedó bien cabrón. you should check it out
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<user> made one inspired by yours and it turned out badass . You should check it out .
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ese mini heart attack cuando el celular casi se te cae en la cara.
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That mini heart attack when your phone almost falls on your face.
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<user> hahahaha ese flequito en mi cara what the fuck is that???
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<user> hahahaha that little fringe on my face what the heck is that???
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escribí un tweet y luego me di cuenta que a nadie le importa so lo borré. deberías hacer lo mismo:)
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I wrote a tweet and then I realized no one cares so I deleted it . You should do the same:)
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<user> this shit is psycho af. yo ahí mismo le pongo una orden de restricción
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<user> this shit is psycho af. I'd put a restraining order on him right away .
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<user> yess. thank you baby!! igual a ti! sé que lo vas a matar
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<user> yess . thank you baby !! same to you ! i know you'll slay it
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