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que más rico que un sabroso hotdog supreme a las 8am
Nothing's more delicious than a yummy hotdog supreme at 8am
<user> imaginate jajajajajaja y ahora callie is back to men? no me gustaaaaaaaaa
<user> imagine haha ahaha and now callie is back to men ? I don't likeeeee it
<user> is incomplete un season entero
<user> is missing an entire season
ready pa 'un roadtrip <user>
Ready for a roadtrip <user>
que el dr. entre a la oficina y empieze a cantar bad blood a toda boca, le hace la mañana a cualquiera. you're the real mvp doc.
That the doctor walks into the office and starts singing Bad Blood at the top of his lungs , he's bound to brighten anyone's morning . You're the real MVP doc .
thank youuuu, love. lo tenias que hacer desde antes pero ni modo!
thank youuuu, love . you had to do it before but oh well !
que cosa cabrona. vivi un episodio de grey's anatomy en la vida real hoy.
What the fuck . I lived a Grey 's Anatomy episode in real life today .
tbs esta on fire hoy con las peliculas
tbs is on fire today with the movies
¡que hoy cumple esta niña! gracias por tanto!!! que la pases de maravillasss hoy y siempre!!! i love youuu baby
Today is this girl's birthday! Thank you for everything!!! Have the best day ever today and always!!! I love youuu baby!
<user> <user> bullies, bullys. no se como se escribe.
<user> <user> bullies , bullies . I don't know how it's spelled .
el que me pida matrimonio con un cabron dance off y la cancion de bruno mars, el no va.
The one who proposes to me with a damn dance and Bruno Mars' song , he's out .
cuando se acabe este semestre... im gonna drink myself uppp!!
When this semester is over... I'm gonna get drunk as a skunk!!
<user> newbie, popcorn time es la ley
<user> newbie, popcorn time is the shit
“<user>: relationship goals por faaaa
<user>: relationship goals please!
“<user>: <user> habla por facetime con niña que padece cáncer terminal ” queen
“<user>: <user> speaks to sick little girl on facetime who has terminal cancer" queen
"“<user>: cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"" something tragic ""will happen. ” yo tengo esta mierda"
“<user>: Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because" "something terrible will happen . ” I have this shit .
i just used shazam to discover arroz con habichuela by el gran combo de puerto rico.
I just used Shazam to discover Arroz con Chicken by The Great Combo from Puerto Rico.
ir a su tiempo de high school en aguadilla y verlos
to go to your high school in Aguadilla and watch them
i see your true colors... y son bien feos. me das lástima...
I see your true colours ... and they're quite ugly . You're pathetic ...
saoco by wisin feat. daddy yankee, found with <user>. listen now: recuerdos de universidad...
"Saoco by Wisin feat . Daddy Yankee , found with <user> . Listen now : Memories of university ..."
"no excuses, ""that sounds like a personal problem"", no tiene nada q ver con el trabajo dejalo afuera. adentro solo trabajo."
"no excuses, 'that sounds like a personal problem', it has nothing to do with the job , leave it outside . inside is only work."
informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: tiempos más sencillos....
informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: simpler times . . .
súper relax en <user>. gracias a felipe! u make the cruise what it is! extremely fun!!!! love it! <user>
Super relaxed at <user>. Thanks to Felipe! You make the cruise what it is! Extremely fun!!!! Love it! <user>
bien duró! omg!!! siempre hago mi trabajo sin esperar nada a cambio... nice to know other people care...
Well, it lasted! omg!!! I always do my work without expecting anything in return ... Nice to know others care ...
found te vas a caer de la nube by grupo mania with.
You're going to fall from the clouds according to Grupo Mania.
found vivir lo nuestro by marc anthony with. <user>
Found "Vivir Lo Nuestro" by Marc Anthony with <user>.
found la revolución by wisin & yandel with.
Found la revolución by Wisin & Yandel with.
“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and put them to safety in one of firetrucks ” ella sabe mucho
“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and puts them to safety in one of the firetrucks” she really knows a lot
<user> bien merecida para la nueva operations manager!! un saludito a esta 1era semana!!!
<user> totally well deserved for the new operations manager ! sending good vibes for this first week !!!
comiendo con <user> en <user>! very good!!
Eating with <user> at <user>'s place! Very good!!
<user> apple, bacardi white graped y una sangría gasolina good times with my hubby <user>
<user> apple , Bacardi white grapes and a gasoline sangria good times with my hubby <user>
<user> nena what de hell?!?!?
<user> honey what the hell?!?!?
los mejores zapatos!! me case en ellos!!! <user> love u!
the best shoes ever !! i got married in them !!! <user> love u !
<user> wooohooo finally a store in la isla del encanto, puerto rico!!!
<user> wooohooo finally a store in the island of enchantment, puerto rico!!!
honey se tiro el mega macgayver!!! omg!!! <user> grax baby.
honey pulled off the mega MacGyver !!! omg !!! <user> thank you baby .
súper cute nuestras matitas en sus buckets violetas!!!
super cute our little plants in their violet buckets!!!
<user> ready pal concert esta noche!
<user> ready for the concert tonight!
<user> ahh ok. esta bien cool.
<user> ahh ok . That's pretty cool .
<user> <user> de road trip por nuestra bella isla!
<user> <user> on a road trip through our beautiful island!
<user> bienvenida a pr enjoy it!!! u will love it!!!
<user> welcome to pr enjoy it !!! you will love it !!!
lo mejor fue llegar a las 9am conseguir parking relax ver todo, beber relax a comer y pa casita a poner nuestras artesanías! <user>
The best part was getting there at 9am , finding parking , being able to leisurely see everything , eat , and head home to put out our crafts ! <user>
<user> q tengas buen día baby! love u
<user> have a great day baby ! Love u
esto de ser ama de casa esta nice pero me falta honey... honey esta working...
Being a housewife is nice but I need some honey... Honey is working...
"<user> cuando un gringo te dice ""u r the only ones that can pull this off"" everything looks great ""como q da cosita!! happy"
<user> when a gringo tells you "u r the only ones that can pull this off" everything looks amazing "it's kinda cute ! happy"
<user> q bella!!! happy bday a ella! q grande, comí pasa el tiempo.
<user> How beautiful!!! Happy birthday to her! Time flies, it's incredible .
ready! mas feliz no puedo estar! te amo baby relax...
Ready! Couldn't be happier! Love you baby chill...
en el beauty!!! omg
in the beautiful!!! omg
<user> hola!! tendrás el d waste management?
<user> hey !! do you have the one from waste management ?
otro día lleno de cosas nuevas y muy interesantes!!! love it!!!
Another day full of new and very interesting things !!! Love it !!!
“<user>: si el camino es difícil... normalmente es porque vas en la dirección correcta. ” very true!!!
“<user>: if the road is tough... it's usually because you're headed in the right direction . ” very true !!!
<user> <user> hay 1 solo carril en dirección al túnel justo después d rooms to go detrás d plaza, por eso el tapón
<user> <user> there's only one lane heading towards the tunnel right after rooms to go , behind the plaza , that's why the traffic jam .
<user> qqqq?!! ya tan rápido!!!! q fuerte! be strong!
<user> What the?! That fast?! omg! be strong!
a comer en señor frog con honey...
Let's eat at Señor Frog's with honey...
a dormir... nighty night!!!
off to bed ... nighty night!!!
<user> pa estar en la beach y no en el work! sacrificios q tienen frutos luego... te amo
<user> to be at the beach and not at work ! sacrifices that have fruits later ... i love you
<user> por fin en nuestra isla!! me baje del avion y directo a trabajar... not liked!!
<user> finally on our island !! got off the plane and straight to work ... not fun !!
desayuno de quiznos y pal gate! esperamos tener suerte hoy... spirit es una shit!! jamas vuelvo a utilizar esa línea!!
Breakfast at Quizno's and off we go! We hope we have luck today ... Spirit is a piece of shit! Never using that airline again!!
mi cel esta dead!!! omg
My phone is dead!!! omg
mi <user> se ve tan cute dormido.... love u
my <user> looks so cute when sleeping .... love u
pa tienes q calentar en los 2s microondas?! no seas egoísta!! el saludo q hoy hay mas angry birds!! <user>
Do you have to heat it up in the microwave for two seconds?! Don't be selfish!! There's enough angry birds for today! <user>
a dormir! ya tengo ready mis dos 5 hours energy drinks!! se q lía voy a necesitar... nighty night!
Time to sleep! I already have my two 5-hour energy drinks ready , I know I will need them ... good night !
nooo! dejame aquí q esta rico falta ni <user>. love u!
Nooo! Leave me here it's great! Missing <user>. Love u!
“<user>: making choices::::!!!!!! ” q paso?!?
“<user>: making choices::::!!!!!! ” what happened?!?
“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- -> ” pero q salvaje!!!
“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- -- >” but that's so wild!!!
ayer hice las mejores compras ever!! 8 piezas y pague $22 con todo y el ivu!! busca el sticker azul!!!
Yesterday I made the best purchases ever !! Eight pieces and I paid $ 22 including tax !! Look for the blue sticker !!!
relax en la beach con <user>
Chilling on the beach with <user>
“<user>: no importa el tamaño de la pieza... ¡sino el tiempo que este tiesa! ” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!
“<user>: it's not the size of the dick , but the amount of time it stays hard !” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!
<user> hace como 15min me comi un plato d arroz con cornbeef y amarillos!! bad pero estaba bien good!
<user> I had a plate of rice with corned beef and plantains about 15 minutes ago ! It was bad meaning good !
<user> yeahhh baby weekend es la q hay!!!
<user> yeahhh baby weekend's what's up!!!
“<user>: quien baila contigo bajo la lluvia... caminara contigo aun bajo la tormenta. ” very true!!
“<user>: who dances with you in the rain ... will walk with you even in the storm.” Very true!!
home theater + <user> = party (sorry a los vecinos)
home theater + <user> = party (sorry to the neighbors)
facebook says stock worth $29.73 a share; zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion ” no sabe el nene!
Facebook says stock worth $29 . 73 a share ; Zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion " The boy doesn't know !
break de 15 pa seguir working. tostadad con mantequilla!!! buenos dias a todos!
Break of 15 to keep working. Toast with butter!!! Good morning everyone!
hoy q estoy libre tiran el mega especial!!! not liked!
Today I'm free , they're throwing the mega special!!! Not liked!
<user>, <user>, <user> muchas felicidades en este nuevo año q esta por llegar! les deseo lo mejor!! happy new year!!!
<user>, <user>, <user> many congratulations on this new year that is about to arrive ! I wish you the best ! Happy New Year !
me estas matano con el olor a gasolina! el vecino esta brega q te brega con su guagua, loko tu eres el causante de q no te funcione! u suck
You're killing me with the smell of gasoline! The neighbor is going crazy because his car won't start , man you're the reason why it's not working! You suck!
deja te d cosas q te tienen el ojo pegao y no d buena manera! craker jack full
let me give you things that will have your eye stuck , but not in a good way ! craker jack full
<user> cantame vaquera bien old school!!
<user> sing me some old school cowgirl!!
sex and the city mode (como dice alguien por ahí) espero q estés bien <user>
"Sex and the City mode (as someone puts it) I hope you're doing well <user>"
<user> digo lo mismo! very good!!
<user> I say the same thing! very good!!
un saludo a la gente q se va d las filas y regresan como si nada! wtf!! sorry pero t vas al final!!
A salute to the people who leave the line and come back as if nothing happened ! What the fuck !! Sorry , but you 're going to the back of the line !
1 día + 4 parques = mega dead!! (bien duro)
1 day + 4 parks = mega tired!! (so exhausted)
necesito rush un cel q sea touch!!
I need to rush a cell that's touch !
<user> yesss baby!! grax a dios x pq todo llega en el momento correcto!
<user> yesss baby!! Thanks God everything comes at the right time!
<user> nevera y juego de sala: check!! nuestra casa esta súper!!! love u!
<user> Fridge and living room set : check !! Our house is looking super !!! Love u !
<user> amor mio nuestro hogar esta quedando de show!! love u
<user> my love our home is becoming amazing !! love u
home depot check, now bed bath & beyond! q diferencia ya no son tiendas de zapatos ni ropa!
Home depot check, now Bed Bath & Beyond ! What a difference , they're not shoe or clothing stores anymore !
<user> nena hacess falta! what de hell!
<user> I miss you ! what the hell !
medalla y long island 2do round y me quede atrás, roko me gano.
medal and long island 2nd round , i got left behind , roko beat me .
<user> inútiles es poco! waste of space! un cero a la izquierda y a la derecha!
<user> Good for nothing! Waste of space! A zero to the left and to the right!
<user>: no critiques mi progreso, si no conoces mis esfuerzos y no envidies mis victorias... sin conocer mis fracasos. so true!
<user>: don't criticize my progress , if you don't know my struggles and don't envy my victories ... without knowing my failures . So true !
i swear que yo la paso bien hablando mierdas en un parking.
I swear I have so much fun bullshitting in a parking lot .
<user> debo ser producer de tantas movies que tengo/hago.
<user> I must be a movie producer with all the movies I have/make.
<user> <user> -softball -desde babies jaja -chulería -soccer juntas
<user> <user> — softball since we were babies lol — showing off — soccer together
<user> <user> -una de mis nenas -boobs bigger than my future -boys and more boys -slay mamiii
<user> <user> -one of my girls -boobs bigger than my future husband -boys and more boys -kill it mommy
<user> <user> -strict parents jaja -super chevere -te llevo
<user> <user> --strict parents lol -super awesome -I'll take you there
girls are so pretty like no entiendo.
girls are so pretty like I don't understand.
<user> es verdad. estudio ahora and i'll take a break jaja.
<user> That's true . I'm studying now and I'll take a break haha .
este será el moving up más sentimental ever.
this will be the most sentimental moving up ever .
i'm working on me and for me, no hay másss.
I'm working on me and for myself , there's no more .