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gasté mi break de estudio leyendo lo de ricky roselló. muero. bye.
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I spent my study break reading about Ricky Roselló. I'm dying. Goodbye.
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si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too
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If she with zero bust can look so fine... I can too
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<user> mira mi tweet anterior hahaha
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<user> check my previous tweet hahaha
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emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying.
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Emmm what sharks use the least to catch their prey is vision . Just saying .
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he culminado con las mátemáticas for ever
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I'm done with math forever
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dando likes en vez de retweets pa 'no meterme en problemas
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Giving likes instead of retweets so I don't get in trouble
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5 shots de tequila, pitorro, bailey's, chichaíto... sangrías, cervezas, mojitos, passoa. o sea cómo no iba a coger una super jumeta
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5 shots of tequila , rum , Bailey's , a little chicha ... sangrias , beers , mojitos , passoa . I mean , how couldn't I get a super bad hangover .
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salí de química orgánica for eveeeer
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I'm done with organic chemistry forever
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<user> you have an accent??? acá tienes un flow de gringa cuando hablas hp hahahaha
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<user> you have an accent??? here you have a flow of a bloody American when you talk hp hahahaha
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<user> <user> es que ustedes iban a estar en la suya con vanessa que llegaba y me iba a sentir out of place :/
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<user> <user> it's just you guys would've been in your own world with vanessa and i'd feel out of place :/
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<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn
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<user> <user> also western lake by the holiday inn .
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<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad.
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<user> literal . i'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility .
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<user> <user> <user> a las 5pm so so
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<user> <user> <user> at 5 pm sharp
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<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando
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<user> thanks darling . i'm all icy cold
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<user> si? uff perfect. gracias!!
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<user> Yeah? Okay , that's perfect . Thank you !!
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<user> hahaha te quedó de show
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<user> it looks amazing!
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en serio. happy bowls anyone??
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Seriously . Happy bowls anyone ?
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le quedan 20 minutos a esta clase y yo solo puedo pensar en el nap que voy a coger when i'm done.
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There are twenty minutes left of this class and I can only think about the nap I'll take when I'm done.
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anoche génesis y yo cantamos en la tarima de smoke city
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Last night Genesis and I sang on the Smoke City stage
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"esperando el ""april's fools"" de mi profe con el quizecito que anunció por email"
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Waiting for my teacher's April Fool's Day prank with the little quiz she announced by email.
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<user> me too!!! tenemos que hacer algooou
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<user> me too !!! we have to do something soon
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escribí un tweet concerned y cuando lo lei ahora sonó douchy y medio
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I wrote a tweet that came off as concerned , and when I re-read it now it sounds douchey and kinda
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lo primero que haré cuando llegue a mayagüez es ir a happy bowls
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The first thing I'll do when I get to Mayagüez is go to happy bowls
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me dicen que los push ups ayudan a poner las boobies bien sexys. ¿cuán cierto es eso?
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They say that push ups help keep the boobies sexy . How true is that ?
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shout out a <user> que anda turning it up en <user>
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Shout out to <user> who's turning up in <user>!
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en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload.
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They have two speakers each playing different music at happy bowls . Music overload .
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cabrones vayan a mi último rt y vean ese thread para arriba entero
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You bastards go to my last RT and read that whole thread up .
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<user> i know babe. por eso me dio gracia
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<user> I know babe . That's why I thought it was funny .
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<user> <user> hahahaha literaaal. por eso yo no te molesto a menos que sea completamente necesario hahahaha
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<user> <user> hahahaha literal . That's why I don't bother you unless it's absolutely necessary hahahaha
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a ver la peleíta with the boyfriend y la familia
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Let's watch the little fight with the boyfriend and the family.
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<user> enzima? eso es lo que está escrito en-cima de mi tumba? pq este examen me acaba de clavar... * she said while crying over her test *
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<user> enzyme? Is that what's written above my grave? Because this test just nailed me... *she said while crying over her test*
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bailando watch me en mi guagua y los del carro del lado me pillaron
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Dancing Watch me in my car and the people in the car next to me saw me
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"quiénes hacen double down aquí? ""fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"" hahaha ay crijto."
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"Who does the double down here ? " "So-and-so , such-and-such ... and Priscilla the drunk ," hahaha oh boy .
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<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee
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<user> <user> Monday!! Let's go to the ocean pleasee
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<user> <user> well they have them if they're fat. y eso no cuenta.
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<user> <user> they have them if they're fat . That doesn't count .
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<user> aquí es lo mismo durante los spring breaks
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<user> it's the same here during the spring breaks
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pero lo único que me motiva para ir es un popcorn con icee.
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but the only thing that motivates me to go is a popcorn with icee.
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tengo como mil gifs en el storage
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I have like a thousand gifs in storage .
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el struggle entre si darte mute o unfollow.
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the struggle of deciding whether to give you a mute or unfollow.
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<user> hahaha que bella. es un stunt de cheer
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<user> hahaha so beautiful . It's a cheer stunt .
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ayer saqué al fin mi full up puñeeee
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I finally got my full punch out yesterday .
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<user> hahaha trueee same here. pero al menos estando acá tenemos mas time pa estar con los panas jeje
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<user> hahaha trueee same here . But at least we're here together , we have more time to hang out , lol .
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<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu?
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<user> Free to see your family haha and yep , I am haha , what about you ?
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les cuento q hice double down (un stunt d cheer q estoy empezando a practicar) en el mismo medio d las justas bn borracha y me quedó cabrón.
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I'll tell you guys that I did a double down (a cheer stunt I've been starting to practice) right in the middle of the competition super drunk and I crushed it.
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<user> <user> pero a mi no tiene la oportunidad de verme to el tiempo y cuando estoy en la gallera no va a verme. bitch.
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<user> <user> but he/she doesn't have the chance to see me all the time and when I'm at the chicken fight place he/she won't go see me . Bitch .
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<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa
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<user> hahahaha it's a friendly match and I came to support our team ! Don't be silly come here !
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estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing.
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I'm taking advantage of the time I have left without my niece to talk shit as much as I want . As soon as the baby arrives , no more swearing .
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me tiré tantas fotos cabronas hoy. desde stunts y rutinas hasta un mega photoshoot bien lindo con mi jevo.
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I took so many dope photos today . From stunts and routines to a mega cute photoshoot with my boyfriend .
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"tengo el ""turn off notifications"" más gastao 'que el mute."
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I have the "turn off notifications" button more worn out than the mute button.
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el hamburger este se me descojonó to 'en las manos. culpo a la ensalada.
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This hamburger fell apart in my hands. I blame the salad.
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gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras ️
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Thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I really did want you to add it in ️
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cafecito y grilled cheese.
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Coffee and grilled cheese.
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the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron.
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The interview didn't make me laugh almost at all . They lied to me .
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estoy en un group message en donde no entiendo un bicho de lo que hablan.
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I'm in a group message and I don't understand a word of what they're talking about.
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viste de verde y apoya a tus equipos de cheer y dance para las justas!! 10$ nada más
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Did you dress in green and support your cheer and dance teams for the sports festivals !! Only 10 bucks .
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full freaking body en el gym cabrones.
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Full freaking body at the gym , motherfuckers .
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<user> y yo somos el complete package. we can talk sports and we can talk art
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<user> and I are the complete package . We can talk about sports and we can talk about art .
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<user> exacto jejeje. i know a little something something
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<user> exactly haha . i know a little algo algo
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<user> i know pero no lo puedo evitar.
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<user> I know but I can't help it.
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aunque sea una estupidez yo fucking odio que me dejen en el read. lo odio bien cabrón.
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Even a stupid thing like being left on read pisses me off so bad .
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<user> si mano. estas en ley. yo iré a las 10 or so a coger los labs y regreso a dormir
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<user> yeah man , I'm good . I'll go around 10 to get the labs and then come back to sleep .
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imma take a nap para seguir mis estudios.
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I'm gonna take a nap to keep up with my studies.
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ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara.
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That mini heart attack when you almost drop your phone on your face.
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<user> mira como las tenia cuando llegue aqui pero enserio este spring season voy pa la dieta
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<user> look how fat I was when I arrived here but this spring season I'm going on a diet
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que mierda es el season 3 de prison break!!!!!!!!!!
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What the fuck is season 3 of Prison Break !!!!!!!!!!
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de verdad no sabia que estaba tan dura en beer pong
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I really didn't know I was so bad at beer pong.
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estoy pa un movie night
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I'm down for a movie night
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<user> happy birthday mas que jo! espero que la pases bien. tenemos un dia de playa pendienteee ️️
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<user> Happy birthday my friend! I hope you have a blast . We still have that beach day coming up 🏖️
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ya tengo mi prom dress
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I already have my prom dress
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enamorada de mi prom dress
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In love with my prom dress
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mis parking skills estan
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my parking skills are
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<user> jajajaj true maybe lo hago
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<user> hahahah true maybe I will do it
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siempre decimos para ir a la playa y nunca vamos jajaja i miss youuu
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We always say let's go to the beach and we never go haha I miss youuu
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“<user>: poor kid ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja
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"<user>: poor kid" this always cracks me up lol
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“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul
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<user>: “<user>: next week on ellen ” “ i see it white and gold ” still black and blue
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ayyy ya quiero ver mi prom dress terminadooo
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I can't wait to see my prom dress finished!
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que struggle esto del traje del prom
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The struggle is real with this prom dress .
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y maybe un tattoo
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and maybe a tattoo
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primer new year que voy a pasar sin mi mama
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This will be the first New Year's that I'll spend without my mom.
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papi compro spicy crab
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Dad bought spicy crab
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<user> <user> love it!! yo tambien estoy jodia con calculo
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<user> <user> love it!! I'm also fucked up with calculus!
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tengo $234.56 en el wish list de libros jajajajajaja
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I have $234.56 in the wish list for books haha!
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<user> jajajajajaja solo di uno de lo de city of light!! mas nada!!!
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<user> hahahahaha just say one of the city of light !! nothing else !!!
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secret de maroon 5, me da ganas de llorar, de reir, de estar forever and ever enamorada and never let goooooooo
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Secret by Maroon 5, makes me want to cry, to laugh, to stay forever and ever fallen in love and never let goooooooo
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el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point
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The Drake playlist on Spotify is on point.
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deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor
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It should be a stress reliever dog whose only concern is to pet me and give me love.
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my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj
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my life, I haven't even been able to keep watching the series hahahahaha
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<user> baby babyyyyy cuando bajas??? yo tambien
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<user> baby babyyyyy when are you coming down ??? me too
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<user> <user> pero, pero!!!! omg! pesca semen, eso mismo es lo que son. fuck la huelga hasta que no se diga algo concreto
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<user> <user> but, but!!!! omg! dick fish, that's what they are . fuck the strike until there's some concrete news
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<user> bright side: ya mismo cumplesss
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<user> bright side: you're about to turn another year :)
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de tanto pedonar a alguien, solo le di la estrategia perfecta para fuck me all up again!
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From apologizing so much to someone , I just gave them the perfect strategy to fuck me up all over again !
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<user> classic. pero el nene es normal, saint, santos es normal jajajajaj
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<user> classic . but the kid's name is normal , Saint , Santos is normal haha
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son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong.
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It's 5pm and I'm at school... something is off .
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shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user>
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Shoutout to my sister-in-law for making me addicted to *The Blacklist*, <user>!
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<user> sweetest devotion me mata
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<user> sweetest devotion kills me
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estar 4 meses sin mi soul mate esta cabrón
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Being 4 months without my soulmate suuuuucks.
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<user> i have lots of vids!!! te lo estare enviando
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<user> I have plenty of videos!!! Will be sending them to you .
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everyone is so fucking nice en este hospital ️ ️ ️ love youuuuuu guys
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Everyone is so damn nice at this hospital ❤️❤️❤️ love youuuuuu guys
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<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami
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<user> promise , I'll send you the videos and everything ! I'm leaving on the 26th and the concert is in Miami on the 27th .
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you talk a really good english, are you sure you're from pr? si cabron!
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Do you really speak English that well, are you sure you're from Puerto Rico? Yes, dude!
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