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hollie steel on bgt was absolutely excruciating to watch...poor girl.
[ "Getting a cleaning on tues then getting a tooth pulled on thurs. Then gotta schedule a bridge that might need a root canal--ugh.", " aww homesick i feel you! im homesick for my 2nd home, campp", " - no, is buttfuck stupid. I`m just silly and forgetful", " sorry to hear about your dog", " I know!! effing embarrassing! Eff our lives", "too tired, i can�t stay awake..but i must finish work for sunday", "Still unbelievably shocked about the firing of THE best radio personality, Martin Streek", "The new tecas driver license design is ugly", "I hate thunder and lightning!", "Honza takes his flight back to the Czech Republic in the morning I`m really going to miss him.", "Summer Glau to appear in Dollhouse next year http://tinyurl.com/mnrezc... I still can`t believe they won`t renew TSCC", "Using my old phone! gosh! I miss this phone!", " YAY!!!! I have Mark issues, too...you`ll find I have A LOT of issues. lmao", " Oh that can`t be nice", "I wanna buy a million copies. But i aint that rich just buy some more copies urself hahah", "So sorry if i`ve been typing wrongly. usually, after i`ve typed something, i wont read. i`ll just press the `enter` button" ]
[ "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "What happened to Dave?", "I could act in most Buffy eps I have seen them so many times, but s1 was shaky (apart from eps 1,2,6,7 & 12)", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "Watching Season 7 of GG!", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "not sure i can make it", "my wack friends are all raiding my kitchen. RENE, my love bound for badluck and DEBBIE, my psycho korean friend. <3", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "I`m in a pub garden, its boiling, hannah no likey,", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "LOVED Britain`s got talent last night! Shaun and Greg were both amazing! Were they HOT too..can`t say I noticed?!!", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "Ah wokking was great. You could eat as much ice cream as you what. I never eat so much ice cream in my life...", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "I don`t get it...", "im at scotts being a fatty", "Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "Just Saw Confessions Of A Shopoholic...Totally fell in love with Hugh Dancy`s accent!! :3 Need $20.00 for tomorrow, new top i want!!", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "hi, the parody for iPhone is hysterical, not because it`s funny, but because one cannot play the video on iPhone", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "is not getting her posts posted to the topics", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "is watching the final episode of E.R Goon SuBo 2 win Britians Got Talent", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "ur linky no worky", "but i know i can`t", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "hav a pork scratching", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "cant believe ER is all over", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "4th... Please not! Maybe she`ll get 3 attempts and win tomorrow!!", "i always feel last.", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "<3 ryan baby iloveyopu **** <3 10 days kayleigh baby lymz cntt waiit", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "not the best way to start your day", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Good thing is: They have a computer. Bad thing is: It blocks ALL VIDJAGAME SITES! Yes, even VGTribune.com is blocked!", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "denial can be very powerful", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "Should not drink cheap wine", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)", "_Hemmat she`s mad coz she purposely let you step on her foot, n thought you would give her a kiss to compensate, but you didn`t", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre pass.", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you", "yeah, not meant to be", "it`s beeen onee year", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "I was really disappointed with the whole 'promiscuous girl' thing. congrats on her success but i think wasted talent", "ummm not with me?", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!" ]
510
oops, me and my drunken stupor lol. Ima check it out
[ " I need a hug I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(", " Si, no bueno I guess I just don`t entertain him :/", "watching two of my patients die tonight has put me in a funk. one was young.", "5 and a half more hours of work I wish I had something to do..", "EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN`T THAT DOE`T WORK AT ME I`M #FRUSTRADED :@", "The computers and the Ethernet at school are so slow!", " Tired! I may have to go to bed. Trouble is I miss all my American evening friends. X", "Just ate way to many chocolate animal crackers", " Yeah, I didn`t buy that for one hot minute.", " gah i forgot about separate bins. maybe this is a bad idea", "someone doesn`t feel good...", "Watching videos on Facebook makes me feel like the biggest creep. Which I guess I am. Also, tweet #200! Woohoo!", "Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you", " I need horror to be lovecraftian actually, not enough weird horror movies.", "Whuuurrrrr - glands really swollen now. Guess the weekend`s a blow out.", "it`s `s birthday today, wish her a good one assholes! Sleepytime" ]
[ "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Oh yea, my pain went down a little bit from laughing so hard which was good and nice for once.", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "I`m on my way...!", "Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB good night america", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "LOL that`ll teach me to blindly trust amazon search results without reading!", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "washed eye out but got water up my sleeve", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "Im kinda bored anyone else I think ill listen to some hip hop its pretty good you should check it out www.bseresults.net", "omg in your pic youu look so cuute !", "I`d love too see you were it", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Do you ever sleep?", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good i guess i just like a laugh!!!", "i`m awake, too early for my liking on a sunday...but i`m looking at my pictures last night was bloody awesome, there are no words...", "Chillin with the rents, and looking at hilarious old photos. Well funny!", "ah! well, I`ll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica`s this week. LOL. We could go check it out.", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "I`m not a hobo.", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!", "Almost lost my phone.", "_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "i`m awake while others sleep", "is Chillin`, listening to Tunes", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "In bed eating chocolates after 2 super parties, yay playing with the new camera - could I be an amazing photographer?", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Wow, thats quite the trip!", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "This was funny! I have 7.", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Back to work I go....", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "http://twitpic.com/4jg09 - haha she looks a little like u charlie lol", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "lmao, im only joking mate", "http://twitpic.com/4jbwh - we were at a sleepover, and nobody stops me when there`s a camera in my hand", "http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL", "well, my question is on your blog post", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "Laying on my bed. ONE spot smells like vanilla. awesome", "yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x", "In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "it did, i didnt really watch it haha", "my pic didn`t work", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "I can`t get to bed", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "Eww its gross here & a lady keeps looking at me weird ha ha but another smiled & asked me if i was in their company..me in the army? LOL", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "I am chillin w/ my homies", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "Went shopping for sports tour yesterday with Garley... very very very funny!! Now I need some brunch And a shower.", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "This is fun ! haha re guy from all American rejects looks like he`s on crack!!", "oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "_127 glad you got a laugh out of it", "oh ok kool keep me informed bout that checked ur paged its nice", "thanks :0 I will try", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "Hope you`ve reviewed them on my site http://snipr.com/hble5", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "That`s the song I mean" ]
288
soo sick. i hate my life
[ " a great song by East Clubbers", "Was supposeddd to hang out with al but her mommy wont let her now what to dooo? Blah. Hahaha", "boo for all the season finales..", " How did we just get paid and still be broke as hell?! No shopping spree for me today", " ack! I just read about your show that`s horrible!!! No accounting for taste.", " did some research, but couldn`t find the specific thing which i wanna do with this drive`s autorun", "so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded", " LMAO!I was JUST thinking how I **** hate @ least 3 people that I`m following...but I haven`t unfollowed em` yet. I`m a loon.", "Burnt the **** out of my hand today.", " it`s a modded 360, so you can`t send it back? That Red Ring of Death sucks! It took weeks to get mine back from Microsoft.", "friday here at last, not much fun when your skint though", "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me", "Hates having broken wrist and has PE next ugh", " Still waiting for a email from MAX. So i consider no news, bad news.", " i miss youuu and i wish i was dodging semis with you", " i couldn`t **** sleep today either. it was hard for me to stay asleep for some reason" ]
[ "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "that`s not great guy related??", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "My throat is on fire", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "I`m now totally addicted to Farm Town. Frankly, it`s more fun that fixing laptops or studying the diseases that will kill us all.", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "Work is a no go", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "*cough cough hack hack", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "I`ve gotten a cold every time I`ve flown somewhere 6+ hrs away in the past year. Hope to be back in the pool/on the bike next week.", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "i always feel last.", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "Damnation. I just woke up.", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "I don`t get it...", "just found out i have strep", "I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "I dreamt someone committed suicide w a drip stand! - http://tweet.sg", "Amen to that! My vitamins made me so ill I felt better before i started taking them!", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "i think i have a fever", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Ugh. Going to skool", "Ever seen the tv show Dead Like Me? I died and became a grim reaper. Taking people`s souls after accidents", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "fo sho, im down", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "got a super cold!", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "Well it`s official I have strep" ]
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I hate waiting in lines
[ "Sick at home and so bored I want to get better already so I can enjoy being a college grad!", " it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6", " awww for me I just think she`s tooo young or just not ready for it - tis painful to watch her so upset", " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", "it makes me want to cry when 2 grown men discuss characters on All My Children.", "Feels like im going to cough up a lung", "About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.", "How can it be so freaking difficult to get a system-wide spellchecker? ****, I`d settle for an office suite one. Stupid unhelpful Windows", " but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan", "i going to go to bed & i failed miserably at booking a holiday although i do seem to have a new follower. HIGH FIVE. X", "Has that sinking feeling that it`s all about to go **** up.....bracing myself for the comedown", "is incredibly worried about Stanley...", " im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt what do i dooo?!", "shouts out to and ", "Not to thrilled about the marathon this sunday, they assigned me on the street. Less $$$", "_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck..." ]
[ "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "I keep trying to talk myself out of Australia by thinking of the jet lag So far it isn`t working... I still want to go!", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "I would LOVE to learn trapeze! I`ve wanted to do that since I was a kid. Sadly, there`s no place where I live that teaches", "monday at the school gosshhh what I`ve been waiting for", "if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "ohhh wowwww no good", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I`d enjoy seeing, but noooo.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "I should learn not to walk all day, and then sprint through sprinklers without stretching.", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina really really love you mitchel!", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "yeah... and neither of them are in huntsville i would so quit both of my jobs here for one job there.", "- I only get bubble tea during the cambodian new year - only once a year & when i do, i stand in line for over 10-15 min.", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted", "_la_mania i have no mask to whoooops", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "nope - just playing with one i think i`m going to wait for the next iphone", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "i`ll get my size 40`s out now, straight to the post office See you later, hun", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "I do! But I have to go to a dang wedding in madison", "i know u r! i wont be there til the 6pm service..will u be there?", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out", "Again, No P.F. Changs for lunch Booooo", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "As much as we would love that, it is hard to make ends meet up here ... with the job situations and all...", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "nope i cant figure out how to get the updates on my blackberry. . . i need to go running too", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "right guys i have to go", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "I was waitin` so many new and good songs about the end but I didnt like it so much", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "Hour til lunch, can`t wait. Ima go to Mcd`s", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "nah i understand you cant cancel i just wanted you to come", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "had a fun time at the concert! almost got a picture with Taylor Momsen, freakin next in line then she left!", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "I Can`t do 30 minutes of Treadmill but done 30 minutes for today already, gonna do 20 minutes more", "Trying to stay upbeat while I wait to get my keys out of my locked car", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Soooo bummed I`m missing the blockparty again! Haven`t been able to get the app to listen on my iPhone!!", "its true...i can never be like _Bambu never", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony" ]
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yeah the weather ruined my plans too i was gonna beach it up as well
[ " I`m having no luck either Doing my nut in! Who are you hoping to see?", " I miss u like cotton candy <3", "i hate being sick. i miss and ", "I ate too many kisses.", "bored bored bored! wish i had something to do tomorrow, especially with the weather we`re to have! not fair", "Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park", "it`s `s birthday today, wish her a good one assholes! Sleepytime", " Sure you will tweet about this when you`re back, but news is abuzz about TR Knight`s leaving 'confirmed' today. Muy triste.", "Sitting watching britain`s got f all talent, but have watched a small girl cry and it`s sad", "This is not a happy tweet", "What a dreary, rainy, crappy day.", "[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t afford Sky,", " i did have 1 n i still do...this job is so dead 2 me right now...", "Another Qi about to start....I`ll be missing the next 4", "Once again, I`m dealing with cancer in my direct family. Bugger Cancel sucks!", "At work I don`t like today its nasty outside can`t wait to get home today and clean my house!" ]
[ "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "Finally the school day ended, Friday Friday Friday w00t! But it`s raining outside.", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "What`s all your fault?", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that`s the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "right guys i have to go", "and that prob wont happen....", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "wish i coulda been there", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "My birthday is now over.", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "Battery is going to die!", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain", "fun in the sun hmmm hell no it`s cold", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "no we had to go to malibu to find a beach!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "its awful breezy out here good thing they sold blankets!", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "i really wanted to go to surfers today", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "switch to something else then", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "June gloom is upon us.", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "I forgot about it and I already ate lunch so I guess I`m not going." ]
638
Its an undeniable truth. I suck at talking to people. No good at making a connection. i come off as either strange or distant
[ "mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... http://bit.ly/NgnaR", "Yea! Headed home to change and head over to Pelham. Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...", "i am so stressed and sad about pugsly missing. i hope hes okay. i am stuck at otrip and cant look for him someone post his pic on FB 4 me", "what a bummer that tomorrow is friday again!", "Feeling bad that didnt get to see UP", " It is so unfair, Hustlaball, US citizens working here, Personal Appearances Expectations, Prowler, can I do that there?", " i wish i could offer a hug right now, so bad", "Greg Pritchard was ROBBED of a place in the final of BGT... Cry baby ****-face got through instead", "_juneau I did, until my parents got all f`d up and I started comfort-eating", "I`m struggling today...Nola woke up at 3:30, so I`m running on no sleep.", "Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!", " Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used", "heading up to the farm dont want to i wanna stay here and talk with my boyfriend... STUPID MOM FOR MAKING ME GO UP >.<", " are you giving up on me oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.", "really hopes her car`s illness is not terminal...", "i miss my puppies..." ]
[ "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "My picture won`t update.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "i think 90% of the irish population of manchester have come to my house today yet none of them are the 1 person i want to see", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", ">>i don�t live in UK, so I can�t say what i think...", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair", "i`m not being mean", "I want to come over", "my phne blocks text", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "I don`t know what to say except *hugs*", "So confused about what to do?", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "tell me about it", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "I`m always the last one in the office....especially on Friday", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "I don`t see why not", "i`m both. But more girl than guy.", "i neeeeeeeed music suggestions but no one will give them", "hahha I don`t do drugs though", "samee well i aint a man i am a girl obv nd i am 14 lol i aint no1 special or not famous or rich wish to be tho ****", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "Haha it`s not awful at all, but I think everyone hates the sound of their voice when they hear it played back, I know I do!!", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "is looking for a job", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "Your DM never sent", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "do you ever respond to ppl?", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "_carter THE LINK DOESNT WORK", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "youre not supposed to...", "I just changed the backgroung but now I have no profile ppicture", "I have yet to understand any sentence u have ever typed,but it`s kinda fun-like learning a foreign language&I love to quote u.", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "just wanted to say hello", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Hai there, who are you?", "lol i cant drink!!", "trying to figure it out", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "I`m doing an experiement", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "i`m not partying tonight", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "I have no one to go to the spring show with", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "I`m so getting the cold", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "_Monk Neither are ELP!!", "why weren`t we invited?", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "My first thought too, I`ve never even watched Dragonball", "I`d rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some 'cool' person" ]
57
I gotta say, I feel bad for everyone in NKorea. They`re starving, and they have a crazy in charge who endangers them daily.
[ " no, but I will. It just seems such a cruel condition", "waiting for aaron to get into town, and then leave him for work. booo", "Lunch sucked ran out of time didn`t get anything done", "DANG! I just ran over a bunny on the way home. Why do I feel so bad? And Why do I have more compassion for animals than I do humans?", " I`m so jealous! Wish I could join u. It`s so cold in LA right now.", "todays weigh in.... only lost 1/2 pound this week :o depressing", " this is a travesty", " I can`t believe you tweeted that. It was our special moment", "Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache", " dbl booooooo for being sick, flippin blows! ... bahaha i kno i dont have many friends on here either. i feel so lame haha", " i havent got poked much", " i`m praying for you. Sorry to hear about your bro, man", " is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!", " awww, I hates it wen families are brokun up by humuns. Maybee you see him agin wun day.", "Joining facebeek. What a loser, I have no friends Amy where are you?", "Dang I just realized how bad my eyes have gotten" ]
[ "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "its almost lunch time for you", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "The only way I`ll feel safe is when he`s finally in jail where his stalker **** belongs!", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "That post was for", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "super hungry... Dominos or martabak... both tempting and fattening", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "Friday and it`s raining", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "i hope you feel better", "Another night of not sleeping", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "it`s beeen onee year", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "good day sir. I`m hungry!", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "I should stop trying to reach", "I need skott right now", "Wow. I hope he gets better... cancer can GTFO.", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "Work day 7 of 7,", "Not living, just trying to earn the grocery money. I do enjoy eating at least once a day!", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "you will never be the same...", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "Is @ the pantry", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "is saving up `till HK.", "Yes. Need to listen to sad SP-Songs", "got a case of the bubblies.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "_II It`s foggy here", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "ROFL - me too.", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "fo sho, im down", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "I`m such a chicken", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "I don`t get it...", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "i think i have a fever", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "Hope you mom is okay", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "Need to sleep but can`t", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "is working it out allll day long.", "flying is falling, getting distracted and missing the ground", "Adem in, adem uit", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "i keep coughing my guts up", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "It rained here too", "is awake and does not want to go to work...", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "The dayem computer #twpp", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", ": any kimbeommie updates?", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "thats my moan for the day", "That storm seems to be coming my way", "i tried to help", "is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3", "its getting really windy out there", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "hope all is ok.", "Wow what a storm we just had!!! Now no power" ]
784
Feeling so rough today, just want a cuddle and some sleep
[ "anyone else having a problem accessing their account info on the istore? i cant buy music and cant look at my account", " you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.", "Grrr, I can`t even practice Trumpet or vocals because my glands in my neck hurt too much! Guitar it is then.", "I have to wait until I get home to watch the New Moon trailer clip. Stupid work Internet access restrictions", " soooooo wish i could, but im in school and myspace is completely blocked", "Kinda doing nothing. Life is boring. I feel like changing my look. Let`s go shopping tomorrow", "Awake at 4am.. can`t sleep", "_Im_Chris and i cant get to mine keep getting an error", "i burned my tongue! @ workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,", " heh, you seem to have a complex about your iPhone jealousy. This self-denial is harmful! Just let it out.", "Oh, ouch. That hurt. **** washing machine is out to get me! <.< >.>", " **** i hope theyr all wrong we need him", "Showered in ice-cold water. Sweating now. Means one thing: I`m sick", " oh I`m sorry for that. how old was your grandpa?", "Working during graduation. What a shame.", "In French trois, nobody is sitting next to me. I feel a little lonely..." ]
[ "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "going to bed. good night everyone! i love you all (or should i say good morning?) sweet dreams", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "hope all is ok.", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Ah, finally at home in my comfy bed. Goodnight", "watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "ITS RAINING ITS POURING.............where is my spooning buddy", "I think it`s time to take a shower & get ready for the dayy. I hope we go shopping while we`re in Mason today. I want new clothes!!", "Hello my lovely followers love and peace from my house lolz We just need the weather!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads", "I`m needing a girls night, wearing sweats, watching movies, eating chocolate and talking about boys", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow", "Good Morning...hoping to throw back some coffee like right now!", "now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "hope yer ok hunny", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "I want some cookies.", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "today has been the longest day EVER! going to sleep.. beach bound tomorrow good night twitter", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "Ohmygosh. I KNOW. That would make my night for SURE. lol. Goodnight!", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!", "bout to go to bed... pretty good day for a Monday.", "he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "I want to be at", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "But but I dun wanna", "correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "4:15 finally home from the city. - now time to head to sleep!! goodnight! & happy mommy`s day to all the mother`s out there!!", "Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night", "Crawling into my den for the night now.", "_s make me tea pleaseeeeeeeeeee", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "anything I can do to help?", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "its just one of those days....", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "I want to be in love.......", "trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "i cant do anything", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Come online! I need someone to talk to", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "lay by the pool and take a nap. my agenda for the day", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "morning how are you?", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "got a super cold!", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "is in a good mood", "Going to bed. Hung out w. Aaron and Robin then took Aaron to Sunnys.", "jennah can u just tell jay i said good night plz? im asking nicely!", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Morning twitts heading home had a great sleep over w. my bf Tennille!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "_yeah - I know the feeling... Good morning mate!", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Wah, why are you sad?", "Good morning Sunshine Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'." ]
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Still soo tired..not ready to get up for the day...work again
[ " aw poor u DON`T let her get 2 u just ignore her n keep ur head held high she iz just immature lil girl lol", "i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy", " no labels? Sorry I know I`m really needy.", "So tired of driving, I really could use a chauffeur", "I`m feelin sad, depressed, lonely, unhappy all at once. Rwhats wrong with me", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", "Chatted with my old schoolmates. Awww I miss my Highschool.", "Sad to be leaving so soon", "gosh, watchin cosmetic surgery nightmares on ITV , it is AWFUL", " Sorry to hear that Carol.", "Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?", "Starting to spoil my pug since her brother Max passed away on Tuesday. We miss him.", "I had 2 buy a new washer, bought the dryer 2. Dryer labeled electric but is gas GRRR. Now we have 2 load it up tomorrow 2 return it.", "_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday hru hun?", "_McLife yeah that is the one thing i hate about tweetdeck", "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us " ]
[ "Going lay down, I`ll get up officially @ 1! Yes 1! lol Good(night) again!", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "there`s just no air", "BBQ`s gone well ! Weather stayed good which is a right bonus. Just off to bed, training in the morning at 06:30 then work", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "Is actually workin the weekend...Not for it", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon", "finally feel back into swing of things here at work after getting married last week! sigh of relief for no more wedding planning!", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "Well done doing blood work..its hot out again", "Work out. Now actual work", "Appreciation lunch at work. Good food! But sucks being here on my day off lol", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Hoping the day gets better now", "that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2", "Is still awake at 5AM but for way better reasons. A fantastic night with fantastic people... and fantastic food!!", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "just got back home... bored now", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "_magician Yes, apnea, but it`s not the prob. I`m on meds that might be causing this. they help otherwise so much, don`t want to stop", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!", "trying to figure it out", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "Ok hubby really isnt going to be logging off anytime soon what to do what to do?", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "would love to say TGIF but working at 6am tomorrow", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "OMG! i`m almost done with the last block on this quilt! Just a few hours of work left i can`t wait to meet my goal", "i cant do anything", "would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "What a day, 12 hours work But I`d really like my job, it`s fabulous :b", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "while you awake ?", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Excited for today! But still so much to do", "working the graveyard shift!", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "why am i awake?", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "got a super cold!", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "back from driving and now back to bed", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "it`s 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "Home from work. A few hours of sleep then putting some miles on the new bike.", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "I still have an hour.", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though" ]
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me too, it sucks
[ "I`m very conflicted here. I really like Mike but I still have feelings for Darrin. It`s really complicated. I don`t know what to do.", "Visiting family in hospital = not fun", " genevaaa! my picture isnt showing up i dont think im doing it right", "will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked. http://plurk.com/p/x12gf", "Burnt the **** out of my hand today.", " He`s totally ignoring me!! How sad! I am heartbroken", " Yeah, it`s work. It`s been busy all day and I`m tired and hungry.", " I guess it`ll work under fusion. Otherwise you`ll have to boot directly to Vista just to do some online banking, which sucks", "Have to walk to school, and i have two welts on my thighs!", " mmmm now you`re speaking my language! (Unfortunately, in militant diet mode-am seriously thinking of competiton-so no TB I guess", "It is so miserably hot, the a/c in my house is broken", " we miss you in SE Asia. Come visit us when you have time.", "Sickkkk ....and I need 11/20--NOW.", " im hella pushin for it...how was tha graduation..sorry i couldnt smash thru...", "I don`t like my dress", " I agree. I missed a LOT while I was away and busy and now it`s like a whole new place" ]
[ "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "Really really cant sleep x", "strangely enough, yes. but then it works for me, may not for everyone.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "June gloom is upon us.", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "I wish I could play guitar..... my guitar I got a few christmas`s ago is collecting dust! I need to learn! haha", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "me too what are you doing?", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "wow i`m soo hungover", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "I hate mondays, but I love `s schedule. HELLO, DIGG REEL!", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "You don`t get them anymore?", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "no happy hour for me today", "i hate my presentation hahah whatever im glad its over", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "i cant do anything", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page", "James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbbrrrrrrrrr", "I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.", "Same here. But I am just going to browse SA until I get bored.", "I guess thats just how I am lol", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "Yea, it`s my road-warrior / workaholic lifestyle...", "I hate the exams . first time and last time in this school then i`m out ! after 10 years! yaaaay !", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends", "i don`t have any of that", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "_Nicole I have to close my eyes when I watch it", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "*cough cough hack hack", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM", "depressed that both of those are already out but yours isnt. I want your book!!", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "That`s the song I mean" ]
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Going out to Miranda shopping centre to spend time with the family, before going away for 2 weeks to Malaysia. Gonna miss them!
[ " I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!", "THIS TWITTER **** BORES ME, NOW I C Y I HAVEN`T BEEN ON HERE IN A MONTH", "sooooooo NOT happy, wattching disney channel....rubbish rubbish rubbishhhhhh, didnt get my jonas 3d poster the dude wasnt there but im..", " Sorry. I`m a squirrellist, and I only talk to black or sliver squirrels.", "I FEEL LIKE ****......", " _hussein i have to wake up earlier than i thought.. my dad wants me to take him food at 9AM! no0o0o0o!", " you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!", "someone has hacked into my emails!! **** off!!", "is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece", "I hate when you cant sleep", " is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!", "I hate different referenced assemblies. My FNH goes against castle 1.1, Caliburn against 1.03 .. not to mention dynamicproxy in NH", "24 hours and $400 later and I hav a new telecom phone that dosent work. Stupid telecom", "_Cat we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous **** aust some times", "_flores aww i don`t! i guess that`s why it doesnt (blackberrymessenger)", "Don`t you hate it when you`re left with one slice of bread left in the bag? Half sandwich." ]
[ "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "yeah they r. im going to their concert at the end of the month", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "Someone fly me to Reno", "on my way to driver`s training", "watching 'Knowing' and lovin it", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Leno`s last show tonight.", "yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week", "enjoying my Bank Holiday Just had a meeting with the real estate agent who will offer our Amsterdam apartment for rent", "Can you come with the guys to Brazil? We`ll love if this happened!", "finally leaving this place! woohoo! school time!", "Ed is off to Cornwall with school for a week confused +", "I didn`t see this until after", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today", "Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday", "Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "hi I`m goin to see you on wednesay at shepards bush", "love to but already got plan going to queen mary !", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "It`s kind of like your birthday is 3-days long!", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "my best friends bought something which i really want.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "Had so much fun with j� and family Happy bday my beautiful aunt! s2", "omg when do they finish??", "I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!", "I guess you will find out shortly.", "next year will be sweeet", "Off to class. Be back in about 2 hours!", "i wnt there yesterday! wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "wish my nicky were home too", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...", "hey perez! good luck! well, i`m still planning for a big present to be given for my mom! i love you mom!", ":] Today is a bank holiday so not many places will be open until tomorrow. Welcome back!", "we found a ride", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Going into town later to get myself a birthday present. An iPod Touch will do nicely I think", "is wondering where all her friends went...", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "just got back from hangin with the bestie at the pool, soo nice", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "i know im inlove with actually..", "Yep: http://bit.ly/15yyId We go there for Christmas treats!", "may the forth be with you", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "it was an adventure to say the least. I`ve been to nicer parts of Norf London but will stick with the south for today", "really really wants to go and see Coraline.", "can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina & later and working on a global project", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Homey missed da bus.", "Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "going away party at ambers road trip tomorrow!", "saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!", "Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "have a great time in the Hamptons. Hope it`s for some relaxation, not for work", "resting had a whole day of walking", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "Going to see Star Trek", "Going to see star trek", "Shout out to my moms for wakin me up so prematurely! Preciate it", "ok bye alex have fun today", "Hour til lunch, can`t wait. Ima go to Mcd`s", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "im still waitin for my girl to come home...i wanna go shopping", "im going to my inlaws tonight. hopefully my new niece will be there! who needs kids when my inlaws have them all for me!", "just loves having proper Inet back", "Just getting an additional free day", "'leave the pieces' - the wreckers... hmm", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "wants to go back to charleston", "What a beautiful day! Hangin with the guys Graham and Josiah lol waiting for the others. If you wanna stop by come on over ;) with food", "church bellss are ringin got to go. adieu,(god bless in german)", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "Road trip to Cincy to the limb store!!!!", "going to eat rice and fried chicken from sederhana the padang restaurant! yummy!", "As long as you take me with you", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "got a case of the bubblies.", "k its 3 slices left" ]
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at last i wr0te again....got bored the previous dayss....
[ "why is it so hard to find good house events in the Sacramento area?", "I have to choose between and _FC on Sunday and wins. I`m shattered. Why can`t I be healthy enough to go to both?", "Lookin` at spreadsheets so long my eyes are crossing...", " I know... he`s mad at us... :`(", "i`m sad...i`ll miss you grandma angie.. you were always like a 3rd grandma to me..", "gonna have to eat something, I feel so horrid. I need a hug!", "so bored Gonna go to the Carnival and get an all day pass tomorrow. Excited for that, but very bored today.", "sigh....it`s always so sad when you watch the series finale....no more green wing left to watch", "I`m so sorry Drace this sucks so bad", "cheeks bakery just closed crazy how williamsburg can support an infinite # of boutiques w/bad clothes and not one decent place 4 a scone", " Charlene my love. I miss you", " I cnt get it!! its goin to ur old messages?!? >>>> HELP?<<<<", "Just got done with my first day of work and is exsausted, sweaty, and chalky.", " im so jealous! I want to go to ny", " There`s very few film/TV jobs, especially in WMids. And I can`t afford to move away yet! Sorry, I missed you on 107.3!", " no room for me smh" ]
[ "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "new photo im hungry...getting off the computer now!", "i know but the weather`s clearing and suppose to be nice sat and sun", "im officially done with school til fall.", "Just got back from work, OT na naman. What`s new?", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "Sigh... you know I am...", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "i think i just good stood up...", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "Last time in the drama room", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "ok i just spent like �50 on soundtracks, a galaxy class starship and EVE online. sigh", "Its so nice i ahd to work today", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "Hope you feel better soon.", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "Finally on my way home", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "I`d like to thank my normally only randomly working internet for actually staying up from the moment I saw the tweet until now.", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "back from driving and now back to bed", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "has had a nice long nap http://plurk.com/p/stvqp", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Chilling out....now the boys have gone Time To Relax", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "that`s the prob, no idea how to meet guys. Met all my exs online & now I`ve dated that pool dry", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "haha. thanks for listening to me rant on and on about nothing! have a good NIGHT?", "...i had a yay moment today YAY hope you did too!", "LOL. About to leave.", "just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "YO I`m just on the computer", "So glad its friday! Only 1 week of schol left. im glad its almost summer though.", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "has finished exams.... has (almost) moved out of halls and is leaving london tomorrow", ": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "Just finished lunch...Subway Eat Fresh.......now gotta go back to work", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "I had fun this summer", "awesome. lemme see when you`re done.", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "just bought a good chocolate and a magazine... Later I`ll play comanche 4... My good saturday", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "just had a gym sesh.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "what are u doing now ??", "ur welcome u finished ur speech (typed it and written notes)", "no happy hour for me today", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "_a_michael Hey! thanks for another great day! I`m going to sleep now! I`ll chat with you tomorrow! Sweet dreams!", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "Playing hooky from work again so we can go see UP. I hope we get along.", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Thanks for a great night, dear. Perfectly completed my weekend.", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "morning hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "sexxxxxxxy I had a silly weekend with my bff =P Fun times! Haha", "I`m finally going to bed, everybody.. whatever you`re doing, BE BLESSED!", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "another fun night!! chilled wit my homie @ green turtle n the park....good times...good times.", "Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!", "this weekend was a very relaxing one.. i was at my cousin`s place and watch a tv series 'Tru Calling' really cool", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken", "enjoying this whole relaxation thing", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "TodaY was better. My Panda can eally cheer me up. I dont know, I am Happy, Like the legit happy.", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do" ]
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She! Maybe that was our first mistake. Not everyone is as cool as (brown nose moment)
[ "Oh why do I keep stumbling about deathfic WITHOUT WARNINGS. do not want", "jerk josh! didn`t even come meet me - im thinking of a number guess ?", "even though it`s only 7am on Saturday morning, it feels like the weekend is already over. btw I`m awake because I had a bad dream..", "Does anyone know how to scale a pic down I`m trying to change my pic but all my pics r 2 big n I keep cropping them...HELP", " nnnaaa uhhhh playah! shawty aint got nun, maybe it was ur phone or mines but I wanted to hit me up when u left the studio", " oh my... now im offended. ha", "#liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women)", "to spend the weekend...to not spend the weekend.....that is hte question that is on my mind...", "i got a replacement phone and now all my text messages and call history are gone. I am sad.", " I`m absolutely jealous as hell of Brenda", "My cankle is sore.", " awww, I hates it wen families are brokun up by humuns. Maybee you see him agin wun day.", " i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...", " I had a double cheeseburger and fries from The Golden Arches....I will be sicker than a dog tomorrow.", "_za its not fruit, its those sugar covered sweets. My tummy is not happy", "and this terrible cartoon that`s supposed to be mexican." ]
[ "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "haha Hey, Well if you were in the elevator you should have said more!", "'Its a calander.'Calendar!' COLLANDER!' Bahaha, That part was hilarious, of course, the whole thing was hilarious", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Um yeah ... role model for your peers you may not be. But, I know you will be for your little one, so chin up.", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "Lol..2 people in falcon..and boo one of them being becca", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "i`m not being mean", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "I found out thro mama", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "awww she`s laavly ;) I had to come in but I`ve got a stunning wee tan (l) ;) yourself?", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "agree with you about facehunter embarrassing representation. compare to swedes who all look like they were born stylish.", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "not sure i can make it", "Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "denial can be very powerful", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "_Coleman Looks a little too 'fried' for me, but you have fun with that, Paul!", "Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'", "wishes would admit she has a new lovah", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "i havent seen you all week", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "Got into the show early. Jackson`s chillen. Lil shorty", "first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "does that mean your going to block me?", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "for me they`re not", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "when in doubt go with the instincts.", "Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.", "Who`ve u noticed now Kate ?", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "she interviewed us on books. I was gonna say something, but she was all 'Wait, I have something to say!'", "Random has an a", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "how was the ice cream?", "from g`s to gents season 1", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...", "i cant believe this woman talked me into getting a different hairstyle...real talk though...i have no clue of what to do with my hair", "who said i can`t wear my converse with my dress?", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "i`m a bum today", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "__diamond brown but it looks black at least its not red cos it would have looked like a period stain :/ <3", "just had a gym sesh.", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "TINK! (whatever the **** it means!!) from your JKUK girls! Show us some love! ;) ****", "where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.", "time to start unfollowing some people, i think", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling.", "She`s unassuming and unpretentious. She`s just, as. I suppose that`s why she`s so endearing--because we can relate to her", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??" ]
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Internet is getting **** slow today..
[ "Guess I`m gonna try the nap thing again 2day, but since my kids haven`t cooperated with it yet this week I`m sure 2day won`t be different", "So disappointed about the talent lineup for 'Revent�n Super Estrella 2009'...hmm...Have the feeling I won`t get tix this time around.", "At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined", "just drove with my mom and brynn. my mom said im the worst driver EVER...really??", "Why am i even trying to go to sleep. Its 28c in here. I miss the cold winter nights", "Ugh its really hot today already and its not even noon yet i want ice water!", "My Respect For Travis Clark Has Gone Down 7.5 Notches", "playing bejewled on facebook.. **** it i want a higherscore!", "Ouuchh! I hurt my index finger!! ahhhh", "No free ice cream though", "I hate different referenced assemblies. My FNH goes against castle 1.1, Caliburn against 1.03 .. not to mention dynamicproxy in NH", " this traffic is ridiculous im may not make it", "everyones just set to 'Away' on msn.. nobody to talk to :\\", " het there r u finished cleaning your pond? u shouldn`t stay too long u will get all wrinkled up!! kidding", "I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.", " *reads phone book* Hugh Clancy, Hugh Claments...Nope, no Hugh Clap. Poor Holly, though she`ll grab pity votes like a shark." ]
[ "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "Loads of little jobs to do today. Going to be playing walking themed music today from BrickMan", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "live now! but nobodys there!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "lol, my current mp3 player is a brick. It would be nice to have something slim", "not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "follow friday.. follow me coz i only have 26 followers... (it`s not 2am)", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.", "that`s half the solution, it doesn`t address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later", "1.2 mile run and 450 meter swim, things are looking better and better... Laying off the bike today", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke", "Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Yes, maybe, but for today, I write", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "i`m goin to bed now. see ya tomorrow twitter ppl.", "Certain tweets I write are on the spot messages for a person, group, or pornstar, and those tweets usually get deleted within the hour", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "on my brothers phone, using the internet", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'", "Sold bikes faster than expected, and we are running out of sizes. Luckily the single speeds are on the ocean now! ETA - EO June.", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "Ok time to study for bus law and ethics, gotta test today", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "Just got off phone with Black Swamp Bird Observatory - No reports of Connecticut Warbler from Metzger or Magee today...", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Chroma Key coolness ... When are the cumulus seminars going online couldn`t see the live feed here", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "have a good day ? http://blip.fm/~5yomt", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Up, I slept in till 11.02 !!! Shooting a new vid today", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "U-Verse is up and blazing at 25Mbps. I don`t have anything to download though", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Wooow, I haven`t charged my iPod Touch all day today, and it`s still ALIVE! That`s so coolio", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning", "Signup for Dojo workshop in Munich (http://tinyurl.com/ct83ub ) ends today. Hurry up", "Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Downloadfestival`s lineup isn`t as good as i thought it was. There are some other awesome bands doing the festivals, but missing DL", "Catching up on 2 weeks of LOST and Grey`s!! House is quiet again.", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "Twitter is sooo quiet today", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Hi .. I have the net YAYY.. Im here for a short time though", "No Loic, you need to build in a scheduler that lets us post while we sleep", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow." ]
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Went out to get groceries...prices are inflating Gas went up another 10 cents to hit $2.49... #TCOT
[ " gah! no money..... at least not for bakugan", " You did know, you just couldn`t remember!!", "is traumatized and saddened by the 2 baby squirells she just found on abandoned on the sidewalk.", "i`m at work starving", "had a really weird night last night and misses her friends", "I hate it when I am in pain", "Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha", "My back is all kinds of messed up, and Strudel is going to live in another town until we move, I`m going to miss the little runt", "Note 2 all twoloers: neva stay @ a candlelight suites shower is slow and the toilet sux and the bed is tiny!", " I am sorry that you are feeling that way.", "im sad about missing out on the opportunity to be in valencia`s new video.", " You know we dont believe half of what they say", "about to start work and missing him like crazy.I wont be seeing him till Tuesday", " my plans might have just gone out the window too bit gutted.", " Your such a riot!! You go girl!!", "IN PAIN. my big toe got stomped on during the hokey cokeu. it`s throbbing. anyone have any suggestions to heal it?" ]
[ "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "i tried to help", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "went to eastgardens and saw a lot of hillsong pastors there Now im going to Nicks for dinner. Cant wait to talk to you soon", "(that was a btw -_-)", "In 1 horse town + 2 blown out car speakers =", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", ": yes and ily", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "ill buy you one", "_of_the_dead I met a stranger just 10 min ago. He was stalking me at the store", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "switch to something else then", "for nearly a month!! So exciting", "Eating pancakes What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "It`s called a RipStick. When I had a job I sold a lot of those...", "Early start today! More rain and more miles!", "is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "is getting ready to go over to the apartment", "check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra", "spending the night with mom and Tommy.. just ordered Pizza Hut.. yum!", "Belated kay Tita. Wow! 2 prizes in a day! Congrats!", "and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it", "Finally made it to JP Licks in Coolidge Corner for some Oreo soft serve http://twitpic.com/4w9pe", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "That storm seems to be coming my way", "k its 3 slices left", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "i`ve just woken up", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "`s current goal is to lose 10 pounds by next tuesday! 120 here i come soooo ready for Gatlinburg!", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "Now I need to change my monitor", "were gonna go crazy before you leave", "im watching tv at home wishing i could get a chicken shish delivered but not go enough pennies", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "Thinkin` Twitter is interesting.", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy", "thanx for the bday wishes ray", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "_rey Nah you do it really gradually with PTFE tape. so goes up 0.1 mm at a time. Ive been doing it for years, I love it! x", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "is about to go buy his mother a mother`s day gift", "I`ll help if you pay for my reactivation", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "Already back from shopping and about to do a nice monday roast", "because its like ten times better than this place xD and its so beautiful and fun and they have gold coast hot dogs!! xD", "why do you think so?", "Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "Theres a fricken prisnor trans outside r hotel! 3/10 so far", "_Ada_Franco I am working again! Woo hoo! Alas, I was unable to obtain an Elita-1 for your daughter. It`s $80!", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Starting the accounts for this year.", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "Playing at THE HAVEN tonight with Cassandra Wilcox, Patrick Bell, Ben Bloss, & Bucket of Nails! Doors are at 8pm. 21+: $6, Under 21: $8!", "- THANKS ! My motivation is returning at about the rate I`m inputting coffee !", "very much much much mash!!!! more please", "*takes out a $20.00 bill* you can keep the change", "Paid all my bills only to go out to the mailbox to find more of them", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "trying to work out how to use Twitter!", "bit excited are u bradie lol", "lol very much appreciated!!! so excited!!!", "Morning Tweethearts! Now home after traveling 302 mi.thru 2 states & 2 faires in 3 days. So inspired! Ready to write as I enjoy coffee.", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "will be heading to baguio in a few hours.", "I got a Coach purse", "went to the cd store to search for the cd. But", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "ooh which two books did you buy?", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "dude. letters are the new currency. i think we`re rich!", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "go to vegas, but don`t spend all ur money!!!!", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "loves the cancuks <3", "Home from the mall & got mommy`s gift for tomrrow", "going out with my tita gi, sister and my beloved lola! Were going to treat her for dinner! Wohoo... So excited and hungry...", "going for lunch soon with my fave cuzs", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "eh...I might drive through Chi-town on my way to Colorado....maybe I`ll get one then.", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "went on a ride to tortilla flats this morning with , a little warm, but a nice ride none the less", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "making more muffinsss, wheat jerm AANNNDD psyillium husk", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?" ]
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I`m so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...
[ " well piss on that. I can`t get into their site @ work nor does it come thru on my phone.", "Practically my whole body burns... I can`t bend over or make any sudden movements with my arms", " no water park today? made me jealous looking at that pic", "Hmm maybe I this time I really did over react and do the worst", " I don`t think they sale Ciroc where I stay..****..thats just my luck", "I heard an icecream truck and took of like a shot but I couldn`t catch it.", " I have a FACEBOOK but I use MYSPACE and TWITTER the most. I hardly check my Facebook..", "I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy. Just inflammed lungs", "Rejecting all food substances.", "Missed the WBC counterprotests. But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!", "Oh ****.... Here goes my head again, 'I`m Spinning Around'", "Wishing laying on my side wasn`t the only comfortable position, I am tired of laying", "_Kill_Boy I know the feeling", " it wont let me vote even tho im signed in", " lol `if u knew better, u`d do better, wouldnt wear Uggs in shoe weather...` awww RIP Stack B", "Spent the last 2 years largely ambivalent about s/w dev practices. Can feel care factor returning. Look out!" ]
[ "Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "including myself... guess umma be partying alone yet again...lol..", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "_s make me tea pleaseeeeeeeeeee", "I`m concerned for that family", "sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Yeah, I wanted to say this, that there`s a @ yourname section. A bit tricky way to find your replies, tho.", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "not sure i can make it", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "feeling any better hon?", "Hey i`m on FaceBook come check me out http://bit.ly/17jIy8 tell me ur username if you ADD ME", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "oh dear, hope you are feeling better soon, get some nice hot chicken soup down you.", "aww I wish the same thing...", "Going to group therapy session, can`t wait to spill my guts... Ha ha ha", "thats bad your been forced to watch that there must be a helpline you can call ? we are both good thanx he`s asleep", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "*hugs back* me too", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "got it i`ll send you an email in a lil bit i have a lot to say", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "oh i wish my dear Michael, i wish", "Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "wish u was in the D!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "and how are you going to make it up to me", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "wow i`m soo hungover", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "i think i need a drink" ]
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urban think fail. chai latte is not good there
[ " it`s the non-www fail http://www.mymunchies.net/ that works", "i could tell its gonna be an angry day...", " why do you hate me!?", "I lost count sorry I let u down...", " Ha-ha abbreviate it , so it`s not so bulky", "I`m fighting off feeling sick. Hoping it`s just tired. I`m really not feeling too well, though", " How come everyone seems to make so much more money than me.", " tell him ill beat him up if he doesnt share", " I`m soo jealous right now!!", "@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.", "Cried Like A Fukn Baby Today Durin Da Senior Show...Ima Miss All My Senior Friends", " I`m sorry darling... I`m all over the place tonight.. I didn`t mean to neglect you..", "I am sick, very sick, sore throat and flu", "WTF rehearsal off got to space and room was booked and the brothers have stuff right after so we cant transfer to another room studio", "New work wellness challenge not going well. I committed to not check email between 10 pm and 6 am. Failed on first day. Twice", " well atm anyway i`m only managing cos i have no musical talent ps horrible thing to say bout rove" ]
[ "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "and no I didn`t burn the eggs. We had a blast and the food was great all weekend. We had an awesome carne asada too.", "Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "stopped for coffee at Maryland rest area; so did at least five entire middle schools; just my luck", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Bought some little plastic personal wine bottles at Jewel, perfect for rooftop boozin`! Wish I didn`t have to wait so long!", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "the sing store won`t work.", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "Is eating BBQ Jalapeno Torta Subway from Los Chaparros right next door..", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "http://twitpic.com/4wqfv - dark berry mocha frapp.. heaven.. TRY IT EVERYONE!! here.. let me pass it to you", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "Rewarding myself with dinner at American Dream pizza on the rooftop terrace. Perfection got 7 pages done on the prospectus!!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless", "haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "i think i need a drink", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Thanks. End up going to Makino Chaya", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "awww. rusks are good for tummy aches though :p try fennel or camomile tea works. or obviously try ...", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "I dont think so", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "_Simmons everyone has their mistakes to make and lessons to learn. Don`t let the negativity get to you.", "whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "Just came back from my first city rooftop party Man, even when you`re next to THE New Yorker Bldg, it still gets pretty windy up there.", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "i have tried the Teriyaki - no cookie tho! we got (non winning) Pop-tarts with it. All was great!" ]
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Trying to open a .docx file on my virtual system while I`m under the dryer. But it only has Office 2007,
[ "Hmph. This is nowhere near as effective as it was a few mins ago. I wonder if it was a coincidence. FOLLOWERS: please report ur findings", "Facebook.com isint letting me change my profile picture", " a steak burrito bowl right! I wish I wasn`t too lazy to go downtown", "can`t find my trusty hair tie My hair will spill all over the place when I run!Mom`s bands doesn`t work for me,normal ones hurt.(((", "I`ve been to Best Buy & Target and still no Electrik Red album! I`m loosing hope..they`ve never even heard of the girls", "_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch", " Miss you in that 70s show!!!!!!", " now my heart isnt cold but im still missing you.", "I dont like this random gloomy weather", "The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I`m getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition", "Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao", "House hunting for next year= No FUN!", "Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all", " movie out today but i cant go see it", "Our currency is dropping like nobodies business; not a good time to be going overseas http://is.gd/JsgL", "I put a real pic of myself up. I`m going to miss the avatar." ]
[ "_anstee i hope! its in expo! that would be amazing. im trying so hard to make perfection so it is.", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "just completed button hunt 3", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "haciendo mi primer app con Thin + Rack + some crazy stuff...", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "Work is a no go", "Just read it too. I meant the toys though.", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "i`m new!!!!! dunno whatta doo!", "Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton", "Oh, that would be riveting TV! Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Rainy day is rainy.", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "Homey missed da bus.", "We in bed now.", "Watir in ??????? http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/WATIR", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "Working technology! I love you WAZ!", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I need a present for my mom. Could anybody help me ?!", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "you can explore the site 2 and find cool stuff", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "he not getting off early?", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "My best Vanilla in memory was from the Sharffenberger factory gift shop... Not sure where to get it now!", "Should not drink cheap wine", "go to vegas, but don`t spend all ur money!!!!", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "I have to pee.", ": Where did you get a copy? I wanna watch that also.", "cheap and good system http://bit.ly/Fgl2Y", "I have to go to work now.", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "http://tinyurl.com/d4l3oe Desktop wallpaper like the inside of a monitor", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "shop then work time see yas laterz x", "just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina & later and working on a global project", "aww you are so helpful we getting sweepy here, sis says we can have whipped cream before bed , i save u some", "trying to do the same thing, running an online business as well as running a regular business in the 'real' world", "Yeah prbly pickin up songs for SingStar. Haven`t checked the last few store updates. And dunno that Cranberries song.", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, or Bugs Life - depending on if you want cartoon, live action or cgi", "Please play in my movie", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "i wish i was there too", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "need to cheer up!", "You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "the link sent me to a tax relief web page", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "work work work. my desk is a sea of papers and I am the dinghy being tossed about in its waves.", "Craziier are off of msn!", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "I wish I could get sushi delivered to work", "Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck", "I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget", "just wants to hear his voice", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?", "I`ll have to wait for the YouTube links", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "From top down: 2x2924, 1x2610, 3x2500. Then an 1841 and two desktops. More gear to come over time of course.", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "awesome, I`m looking at sourcing some as well.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "it`s stable, faster than 2.x and working.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Its like I had a power nap.", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "I didn`t find my dress", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "do you have another account here??", "for the whole time ?", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "I can`t have any.", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "i am a freshman in this site. how to update? help", "wants to go to walmart. but won`t go alone", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "I just need to go to the bank", "_d No, it`s not...", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "I`ve always said to PD that I wanted a kitchen like yours...I just wouldn`t know what to do with it", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "going to work nightshift....", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "NICE! Got any that are indexed that you want to unload? I need a few.", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard." ]
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idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties
[ "I have to admit, I`m a bit bummed out that I wasn`t with my friends walking today....", "Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also", "I miss Bri. COME BACK FROM QUEENSLAND, ****! I have no one to sit next to in class. and drama is no fun without you. COME BACK, ****!", "Missing brandon. Wanting to talk to anthony. Sadshoes", " shut up fool ....where you been at??? i dontlike the fact that you keep abandoning me", " I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!", "nooooo its raining......had 2 leave the beach", " what about me I miss you too!", "Monday and I am at work and the legs are a still hurting a little! Smile", "Almost dere really tired eyes r really dry", " you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!", "Just got my **** kicked in Tripoly lol I got such bad cards... i suck", "I have a stomach ache... Totally sucks", " ... I think I`m gonna fail aswel!", " so you are like the rest of us on this miserable bank holiday.then LOL", " It wouldn`t let me download it cos it said I`m the UK. I had a little cry." ]
[ "listening to some music!", "Gonna get my ticket to Las Vegas today. Gotta check my milage. Can`t wait till August", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f", "i need sweets, drank my cyderrrrrrrrr", "i cant wait to see you guys @ hq on sunday!!", "Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB good night america", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "might be at cornerstone this year", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "Playin City of Villains, wishin my buddies were playin with me.....", "just giving shouts to all my peoples in Twitterville", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.", "Can`t wait to see it tonite!! should be hilarious", "im with andrew it was a long, but fun day", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "Is feelin right rite now", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "(cont) a bastardized version of French? It`s fun, believe me!", "heheh ....qualifying was pretty exciting tho ..", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'", "Heh heh heh, come on! It is a THQ release! Ah well, I can try almost anything that is billed as RPG!", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "well its hot as heck right now", "So hyped about E3. I wish I could go...", "Yep, that B-Day kiss is gonna happen, right", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "off to my cousins confirmation + confirmation party", "I should be DJing my prom! I`d do it for free...there prob gonna have a dj who`s stuck in the 80`s boooooo", "Hanging with my cousin Jimmy then hopefully hanging with my friend", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.", "have you watched Persepolis? Broken English is also nice for sundays", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "OMG brings me back to my High School Days! ? http://blip.fm/~5ygpg", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "I love these App things, it be hella awesome bro.", "Awesome pics! It`s a nice way to start the week", "laze about ! It`s. The bank holiday law", "not sure i can make it", "me too... it goes to my phone so all night long sometimes my phone is blowing up... so nice to wake up to!", "_Nessiah Yeah I will In fifteen minutes or so.", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "again, surely the uploading could wait until you got home? I`m all about enjoying the party when you can.", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I am with you. -#FollowFriday is easy enough for those who are annoyed by it. I recommend relatively few people anyway.", "Haha Ashley tisdale is on again", "2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron", "city in a bittt.", "You charmer Do you like football too?", "is gonna have an irish wedding", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "Watching Everything Is Illuminated and dreaaaming<3", "We actually have milestones due for 3 high profile projects in the next 2 weeks, & they are all scheduled when I am on vacation -", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "how fun! where is the twitpic! I had purple hair once...", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "de wereld need more ppl like you! ;)", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "I`m not a hobo.", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "im sitting here super nervous about the chiodos contest, i hope i win!!!!", "this time there is a theme and it is 'purple'", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!", "idkk if il get to see it again", "i`ll do follow friday a little later on...i`m busy taking over this lady`s job.", "Norwood house party haaaaaa... Yaaaaaaay (smiles)", "i got talent too u nvr hear me sing or dance them does call me Mini Breezy", "Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "ughhh studying for finals i wish i could go to prom", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "watching snl with my ucsd girls and laughing about twitter/blackberry jokes thought i`d tweet that.", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "ill check that out", "@ metro with achan", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family", "Greenville for the weekend for my best friends birthday and leaving way later than i wanted...", "converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "blogtv was fun! can`t wait til next time", "right guys i have to go", "I`m in SF right now", "that sounds great right about now. It`s ridiculously hot in my house", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "nite nite bday girl have fun at concert", ". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.", "sweet i should have something new to show you by then, too", "We`re English (well in parts), it`s Weather, it IS an obsession", "Time to play the drums", "is maxin and relaxin... ahhh", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "feeling like in 16 again - watching TWILIGHT & enjoying it", "shawty next to me like hella good oowwwww", "xD hello that`s an important date!", "Well im hving another one today yey", "that is comedy good luck my friend!", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee" ]
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bed. with stomach ache
[ " Wow, really? I didn`t know it was that serious. Well that sucks. Texas must have been chock full of asbestos.", "; Re: Home - that`s exactly what I meant... home in D-town. ;) Also, re: computer... uh... I brokt it...", " http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!", " I would but its like 1800 or 1000+ miles gas prices are crazy im doing alpine next summer most def", "'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!", "@_Janet_ ouch, I hate it when favourite items of clothing get ruined.", "_ Heading off to Poole around 4ish, has some serious gardening to do before we go, no Tweetdeck til Sunday evening,", " haha that sucks! actually mine is worse. mines ft math eww", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "sitting in school sucks to be me!", "Being unable to have booze on a Friday, indeed the entire weekend, actually hurts", "okie gonna tweet more because i am loosing you guys or girls", "Almost time to say Good Bye to my twimulations. I`ll miss my tweeps", ": I saw US Postal was hiring, but once I was done filling out the pre-application thingy it didn`t show me jobs open in the area.", "_sm I`ll have a look. Do you live in the centre of Glasgow? I was born on Bellshill & grew up in Bothwell. I miss Tunnocks pies", "Visiting family in hospital = not fun" ]
[ "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!", "Now to go home and cry", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "n e uterus u wanna rub??? lol its ok u can tell me", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "_benzo the first step to recory is admitting it.", "is aching from rugby, good game", "but mum just burned some bacon... smoke alarm`s a ****", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "Going to bed. Goodnight! x", "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.", "Watching videos on youtube with the bf. Thinking about going to bed soon.", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Ready to go home 2 more hrs of wrk", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "i like how, no matter how much fun i`m having, i need a hug, a bowl of ramen, and a comfy blanket as soon as i get home.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "morning Newt...hope you are well!", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "10 25 Am Still waiting on the doc to come and break my water.", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic", "Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep", "hey are you there?Oyy i geas you sleep...", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Home from work. A few hours of sleep then putting some miles on the new bike.", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "How it was slept?", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "@ Butlers watching Dr. Farmer rock out w/ the hispanic Jimmy Hendrix ... drinking Cosmos", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "ok thats it.... sleep time", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "i need 2 b getting 2 sleep 4 the night. Have a good sunday", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "i think i have a fever", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Is going to sleep. Good night everyone!!", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "Seen the doctor today. Everything was fine! Might go for ultrasound scan just as a precaution", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "God I just want to sleep.", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Energy steadily increasing, thankfully, but the cough isn`t going away.", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "Doggone it! I only got an hour nap in I really want some Ponderosa chicken wings!", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", "I`m hungry wife is at a Bodyshop Party and is bringing a takeaway home with her - how much longer will the party go on?", "just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy", "having the flu, not the swinish-one, but the flu.", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "going out for the good ol` `soak` tonight for a mothers day feed. in love more then ever", "Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!" ]
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my computer is being stupid and wont let me vote . if i could i would vote for u.
[ "just found out that my husband`s grandma fell down the stairs & is at the hospital with several broken bones...praying hard!", "i hate stupid boys! arrgh", "Just broke my favorite necklace superglue?", " that breaks my heart", "my stomach feels like it`s touching the ground..i`m SO full", "Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!", "http://twitpic.com/67x7n - MISS THEM ALREADY", "'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!", "**** you ipod for freezing when i need you most", "that little boy that drowned yesterday lived in our subdivision and went to nicoles school. so so sad.", " boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!", " Yes I do! And I`m still almost at my Gmail storage ceiling! ARGH! I am being FORCED to delete stuff.... or buy more space.", "This is getting on my nerves. I cant change my pic", " aww sorry ot hear that least its work though!", " **** - that`s sad, then... I haven`t heard the new one yet. Sounds like I`ve been spared a tragedy.", "Sooo the Children`s Museum was closed for a fund raiser when we got there. annoying" ]
[ "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.", "It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "I really wish I could", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "I hear you ...", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "i`m not being mean", "Thanks, I found the link http://bit.ly/uxOFO , however I think you need to be a customer to download it", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "I really need a job.", "ITS A BANK HOLIDAY STUPID!! wait, they don`t have bank holidays in America... Okay keep on celebreting", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "forgot the pin of my debit card. thank God the card still works after several attempts. just bought cake for sister`s birthday. wheew!", "LOL yeah I forgot about your TweetDeck statuses! So funny", "yes 7.50 here thanks for the change obama. I have to start mail ordering again", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "i really wish i could.", "Why are you scared of the mouse? If you can figure out *why* you`re scared, maybe you can deal with your fear.", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "add me on myspace?? www.myspace.com/pwnage_org -> pcFOpc", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "oh wait your in Greece, I`m in the U.S of course you think differently", "I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "you aint invite me", "say it isn`t so!", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "I should stop trying to reach", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Ahh Dave Canada isn`t included That`s okay, we still love ya! Let`s get this!", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "i need to get tickets though idk how that is gonna happen", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "is easier this way in my phone... I will twittpic from my pc later on I did it this morning with p. Diddy pic", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "Vote for Board of the Month May 2009 (licensed members only) http://tinyurl.com/c8uj28 Good luck everybody", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "_Gov hi gov!! How are you?", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "welcome back! I`m stuck in jury duty today.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never", "he`s not logging in yet. and i doubt if he will check his his replies here in twitter. but we must keep on trying!", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!", "Bumper Sticker: 'If you don`t want to stand up for our troops, feel free to stand in front of them' Thank you to all in the military", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline Time to ask for a refund...", "- Try this one", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18`s only wanna make an exception for me ;)", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak" ]
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i miss you!! stupid work!
[ " That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?", " Your missing qualifying I think David Reutimann is leading with a 22.96 ....", " now my heart isnt cold but im still missing you.", "http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days", " I assume you mean 2nd item with 3 nested lines, but no invert call tree button to be found � � �", " O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3", " Why do you not respond me?", "How I wish I get at least 2 days-off in a row. 1 day off is not enough to rest. 3 days on, 1 day off, 4 days on, 1 day off...Ugh!!!", "is so hungover. what a crazy night. i`m also in the bad books with mother!!", " So sad...found otu about your boot camp too late. Oh well, may be in LA that day anyway.", "wishing I was anywhere but here...", " yeah ... he was 0-3 and SCOREless tonight", "Working from home today, my back is killing me Doctor and then physio after later today.", "- God i`m up early. Hayley still asleep but today is party day so i`m getting stuff ready. x", "im still devastated about manchester united losing the UCL final", "I always forget how much fun kyle is!" ]
[ "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "ROFL - me too.", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "boo you didnt answer my text", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "just missing you&hoping to talk to you soon..I`m so happy you`re mine again, though You have no idea..<3", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "haha wats this about?", "Omg, someone just left me a voicemail at work ffs let me have a day off", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "Is actually workin the weekend...Not for it", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "you know, i would love to see 5 lies editors believe about writers. #justsayin", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "just that you`re not here...", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Fkkk at the nurses coughing up my lungs", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "ofcourse they wait until the last minute to run an experiment at work...that I have to supervise. aka i dont get to leave work on time.", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "work 4 - close", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him I remember racing trucks with him that ...", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "No, I`m working on it all day Monday. Will try to remember to email but if you`re smart you`ll remind me.", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "yes, actually, I am. When I`m home, moms does the laundry & I do the babysitting. She broke something that didn`t need 2 b fixed", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "I wish I was at Disneyland or watching Star Trek like other people are doing. I swear, I must be the only sap who works on Fridays.", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything" ]
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Gettin some fuel, too bad no one is reading this!
[ "**** the day flies when u got 3647 things to do and only 8 hours to do it in!!", "not so good mood..", " I so dont And wtf. Whatthefuck. REALLY? Really? Are they trying to kill me? But i might be... Depends...", "Def wants to cuddle it out maybe play but has no one to do it with the bc is far away", "Arghhh So annoyed-yet again gone 2 starbucks & given skimmed milk instead of soy milk!! I can`t have milk so hav 2 throw away! Expensive", "sigh.. stayed up late cause was on a role w/ assessment, now I`m so tired my eyes r stinging & my head hurts.. & I still need 500 words", "Have been feeling very sick had day off today... ARRRGH", "had a horrible sleep + in a rather bad mood", " the there`s confuse me", "iPhone is doing that 'not opening downloaded apps' thing and I forgot my cord at home", " **** dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC flash expert...", "You know for a short week, it certainly dragged", "man i **** up that test playing cod now . 31 days till the summer !", "Oh my gosh! My hair is so short! I miss my long hair!", "So it`s rainy in Georgia, what do I do? Wear bright colors and hope the sun comes out! (I`m doubtful that this is going to work)", " I can`t go to the grocery store on an empty stomach. That`s trouble! I wanna see ur show but not sure ill get to let u kno" ]
[ "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "Official whine-tweet for today. Nothing specified", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "while you awake ?", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "Did we hear our name ? Thanks Ankit, get them on to our parlour #HokeyPokeyBandra", "live chat soooon most likely.", "at a auto shop getting m suv fix ugh more $ http://twitpic.com/66of2", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "a buff guy.....unfortunatly alot of people dont know Danny`s name either which is sad Sophie is so sweet", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "i dont even know now lenaaa when you going clothes show?", "bye for now people .", "Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i`m #listening to the fray... Here`s to a good week", "Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "_lipz I don`t know I haven`t heard from Lorraine recently.", "ya`ll going out without me", "Nothing to do tonight.", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "wow its only 9:30", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "_2 Hey, Thanks 4 The Advice & Support", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "_007 so I tried to send you a direct message and I can`t because you aren`t following me", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.", "proper cba with out!", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.", "I don`t get it...", "It`s under Community.. I can`t see it myself, but one of the moderators (Niandra) told me it was there", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "Really good concepts at #mozconcept. I *really* love to send something mine, but no time", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "We`re running out of things to tweet to you. Wish we could get your reply! Come to the Philippines? TWEEET!", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "Can someone chemics ?", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "Good night all... Just set this twitter thing up. I`m very new at this, but I expect it to come in handy.", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "had not heard the title or author before, must look it up Enjoy", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "Good morning! Nothing in particular, meeting people and having drinks this evening what are you doing with your Monday?", "barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning! Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!", "hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "does not know hot twitter works", "yup, studying. At least I`m trying to. Trying to let the stuff I read enter my brain permanently.", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "sunny, I`m a workin` on it. It`s very much in progress! Will let you know when it`s up", "well keep me posted if it comes out fully thanks", "hoping to hear from you all soon", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..", "what have you been up to ?", "tnx for the repLy on myspace...", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Work out. Now actual work", "All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "_laura_LP ok thanks for the help! I hope they respond to me sooner or later, then! thanks!", "I really need to update this more.", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "Trying to learn how to do this 'twitter' thing... I`ll get there. Welcome to all my followers, though Im not that interesting", "I was just thinking that", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "i guess your cooler than me, tony hawk never replied to me", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "_blache Night! Doze well.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Where`s the story?! I wanna know! I wanna know!", "If anyone has a dreamwidth spare invite code lying around, could you please spare me one? Pretty please?", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Just wondering if you are going to put 'One Too Many' on itunes. I hope you do, it is the only cd of yours I don`t have.", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now" ]
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KH is the only thing I`ll be a weeaboo about. I still prefer it in English but I`m impatient, haha
[ "Sometimes the things you say hurt the ones you love most unintentionally. And you can never ever take it back or fix it.", "don`t want to go to work tonight", " Wow, really? I didn`t know it was that serious. Well that sucks. Texas must have been chock full of asbestos.", "So I played this game , yeahhhhh I lost I`m inlove ughh....really cause I`m such a fool.", "() Oh snap! Just broke my windshield while replacing my wiper blades.", " Is beastypops tired? I wish i was. My tablets are just making me want to throw up!", "what is love!? baby don`t hurt me, don`t hurt me, no more. I WANT TO WATCH `NIGHT AT THE RUXBURY` RIGHT NOW!!!!", "i`m soooo tired i have to study for all of my subjects ..... history is gonna be SO hard!!!! >.< help me!", "figuring out wats wrong with her she can drink but cant eat ...", "Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??", "_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch", " its not a starfleet one its not even a romulin one its like the random one i dont remember ha. and you cant wear it! lame", " ugly. What programmes do you have open?", "So wish the Carlton game was on live stupid channel 7 lol.", "I need a friend right now , I feel like mmmm ... sosad", "my little booboo is sick" ]
[ "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "It`s Just So Audioo.", "I really need to update this more.", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "retweet please awesome kawaii, anime and cosplay items: http://bit.ly/cUjXg", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "http://bit.ly/wZK3o <--- Paranoid. I actually like it better performed live rather than the studio version.", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "i wish i was there! but i live in holland ): but i`m going to see you in paris", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "that was the class I was keen on. Guess I have to wait for next summer. bummer.", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "Kayyy XD Yeah, everyone always talks about the part where the dog dies I need to find a movie that you haven`t seen now XD", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p", "enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "jass warn me b4 u go to nxt war...i am there to have fun...", "Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "hahha I don`t do drugs though", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "I`m writing more fanfic.", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "_coza Yep. Live and learn", "i feel like a nerd saying it, but the new star trek looks kinda cool, i might see it haha. Let me know how it goes!", "but but but. I want steak", "Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.", "Going to the Star Trek premier tomorrow night, uber stoked. I don`t care if I`m a nerd, Star Trek is amazecore!!", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "again, surely the uploading could wait until you got home? I`m all about enjoying the party when you can.", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "You lucky girl! I also wanna see them (again LOL) I wish they`d come to europe again, but I doubt that", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre pass.", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing'", "_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.", "_McFly LOL nah ! of course you`ll get the DVD first since you`ve already ordered it. i`ll sign up to Bebo on Tuesday then! lol ****", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.", "in Mallorca. Want to play guitar When i come home I`m going to buy the mcfly dvd first :]]", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "well, maybe you can always head for CNT. be sure to save some for me!", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "i want pho... i`ve never had it before.", "well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow" ]
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Everything is annoying me today
[ "massive headache going to see terminator tonight!", "feeling really sick watching the fifth element, and about to smoke a cigg. ugh i hate colds!", "My back hurts...really bad", " Oh dear, what a rotten life you lead, NOT!", "hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me", "Man, the French Open has been on for a week and I haven`t had the opportunity to catch a single match", "is very angrrry! my FB account just got deleted- WTF??? all my poems I have ever written are on there", "Hail/Thunder storm here. The Power keeps on going on then off. It sucks.", " Haha! maybe I should try that. The insomnia is kickin` my butt", "twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy", " Ohhh, he is very regal man-cat! But he is blocked", " - l`d come if u could, but Australia is just too far away", " I`m so sorry! I saw it too and it shocked me to the core.", " I was thinking there should be a thumbs down button for Cry me a river.", "I`ve done nothing today apart from moan,whinge,moan", "I got a text from this guy who I don`t like, and who has the same name as the guy I do! How disapointing!" ]
[ "`Allo there twitter how are we today?", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?", "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "Wow, the new Google icons suck http://bit.ly/z7JIE", "welcome back! I`m stuck in jury duty today.", "Bar exam madness: topic for today is torts", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "cleaning cleaning cleaning today then working out! i love not working!", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "not nerdy at all. I made one yesterday.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "you know what`s today? no? it`s the Star Wars day you ****!", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Good morning!! Gonna clean the house a bit, then maybe clean some more, then do nothing for the rest of the day", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "Nite Tweeple. Tomorrow will be day 25 at work.", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "today will be productive: gym now....lots and lots of writing later", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "you obviously havent seen my mrs first thing in a morning", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "_jeffe83 its all the rain", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!", "has today off! But has to work tomorrow", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with", "ummm not with me?", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "heyy i finally got one too oh and good luck on your finals today", "Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "Anyone having twitter issues? It`s eating my tweets.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "Fkkk at the nurses coughing up my lungs", "so much for a day off- I`ve been on my feet, all over the place, all day!", "awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate", "1:36 AM screw it im going to bed... one love", "I am off to bed now....my family has a wonderful day planned for me today Happy Mother`s Day", "whatever pung ! haha.. i dont care. JK", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "I`ll try..blah! Thanks what are u up to today?", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "So it`s Friday... I have to keep reminding myself since every day seems the same", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Came out of my house this morning to the stink of cat poo. I have cats doing their business in my little bit of garden.", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "Cloudy day in Berlin. Just about right to sit in front of a computer all day", "On my deck... Perfect weather today! Not feeling good tho..." ]
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How did Day 26 go from a good budget video (imma put it on her) to such a low budget video (Stadium Music) The end may be near for them
[ "Kinda doing nothing. Life is boring. I feel like changing my look. Let`s go shopping tomorrow", "has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i`ve got no money,how?", "i am going to be disgraced with myself for life if i don`t make it in next year. being a perfectionist sucks. good luckkkk", "I am also wasting time til my cab gets here. spamspamspam. Also Keiths motorbike was nicked. WELL ****.", " **** marriage isn`t legal everywhere here.", " Sadly, I can`t view that site due to region restrictions", "Sad news, after a week in the hospital, My uncle past away today. R.I.P. Uncle Tony", "Oh what a day it has been! Stress and thinking about the future is making me sad!", "What a bad day!", " i rarely sleep.. cant help it hehe", " i wish i could call but i live in the uk and i don`t have the cash to call", " sayid could be dead.", "_pina_14 Not good!!He wouldnt like his girl flirting with his colleagues,would he?", "Might have broken text messages.", "_Beez - I`m 20% hetero-challenged, but still didn`t care for 'Milk'... I thought it was boring.", " gah i forgot about separate bins. maybe this is a bad idea" ]
[ "On the computer alllllllllllllllll day", "i forgot how much i really needed music until i barely had any for about a week. but i have music now. yay!", "have you watched Persepolis? Broken English is also nice for sundays", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "Watching Season 7 of GG!", "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "watching FRIENDS reduces stress inside me. Thanks to Bright, Kauffman, and Crane who are created these series love love love", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "Came from Greenbelt & Power", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "baseball games whoo hooo when to banquet yesterday at the hyhtt sooo fun", "skyping with katie & Allison yeah boy katies mom mooned us", "goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!", "Ok we found our way now... I think tonight let`s just let go its dance time!", "A gift to myself. PUBLISHED! Episode 68 Align and Re-Align with Sensitivity Level 1-2 75 min #yoga class http://bit.ly/8QAgh", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "I justwatched like, 5 straight episodes of escaped on ID Discovery channel. A guy imprisoned 6 women, killed 2 and cooked them", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "we found a ride", "is working 4 to close", "Btw that song is you`ll always find ur way back home by hannah montana", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "is trying to make this sunday last 48hours", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.", "twitter tends to do that to us", "Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement http://tinyurl.com/oow6mk", "perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "after a great day at work with the kids, disappointment with my roof decal", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "http://twitpic.com/4wt8a - pretty **** good friday night", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "Time for a clean up.", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "http://skipall.com/8p.png The come apart easy enough", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "bye bye South Beach....u never let me down", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "#MQM has opted to strike, May 12th - Altaf bhai to unveil what really happened in #Karachi http://tinyurl.com/c73ehq", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "// sounders game tomorrow! and mother`s day", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "From top down: 2x2924, 1x2610, 3x2500. Then an 1841 and two desktops. More gear to come over time of course.", "cheap and good system http://bit.ly/Fgl2Y", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser - 1996 - $10,000 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon", "I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents", "One interlock down one to go", "Well, she`s getting through.", "I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats", "_zero its cool, and thats good", "i do but is just a haul vid/photo slideshow only. I only do it for fun http://www.youtube.com/eyezaddiction", "Good Morning Chairman of the board! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFM0pYyUcy its a living thing....!", "what happened to your phone", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "we won`t be home till like next month", "Fixing openbox theme a little", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "june 15, 1995, chino hills, CA. The 1 day it rained n june in SoCal...we had an outside grad; had 2 move it 2 the gym", "Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas looked really good together. I`m kinda sad they broke up.", "has a gym day and is hoping to enjoy the last Friday of her twenties.", "your new song is AMAZING", "? ... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo http://tr.im/kpDW", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "In the end the magic of `And so to dream` wins, along with swaying back and forth within site of a sleeping mommy.", "what about Your Body by Tom Novy or Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. They are from 04/05. Good memories from these songs", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]", "Rainy day is rainy.", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "demi if you can i think itd be amazing if you covered thats what you get by paramore haha im sure you know it", "Started the week with a wedding, now ending the week with a funeral", "Morning all. First tea of the day, and just about to record the voiceover for a documentary about modern Druidry. Good times", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "ur linky no worky", "Say cheese for the camera, or throw up some Western Mass gang signs to be cool", "awwww bless her she needs another chance.", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day" ]
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I think you and Tamera should have your own show anyway...the CW or ABC fam is not appreciating you like they should.
[ "Heading to the gym. The group of guys that USED to go with me has all quit...well, except for Brandon. Makes me terribly sad", "omg i didnt tweet all that much today.... *sadness*", "is still pretty depressed about losing her hello kitty necklace", " just nothing perfect in life, darn it!", " Kisses! or its screwed. i`ll be a raggy old cat woman ha i`m pretty sure of it", "i`m so sick bad throat and the WORST toothache. good thing i work in a pharmacy. load me up with drugs!!", " thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs", "PSA::::: Being that I`ve been usuing twiddict- my last 14 tweets have yet to show on the bored. Bare w me.", "Looking for the in Coal Harbour. Can`t find it!", "is HOT. Just done some late spring cleaning! About to settle down with a book i can barely read, left my glasses at my mums", ". ... and now I wish I hadn`t", "waking now, so lazy and very worry ...", "I am in school. Absolutely I have been sick .. I want to go home - we are writing of geography, the best it will", " Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it", " I`m not going, sadly. Maybe next year, eh?", "I missed the math trade" ]
[ ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "hey perez! good luck! well, i`m still planning for a big present to be given for my mom! i love you mom!", "lol we should start a group lol the **** sisters", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "I cant follow any1 on FollowFriday LOL u guys follow", "_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "aww way to make me feel special", "is it true you have a part in Neighbours?? I have been brought up watching that show..I wanna be on it", "hmmm dollhouse sounds pretty good, http://bit.ly/z3aZv i think ima download it and try watching it", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "your vid wont play x", "lol how I met your mother", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "ur linky no worky", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "Woke up and watched Jon and Kate plus eight. I tried to pretend like they were still a normail family", "I want to go see Up", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "well at least they have good taste in art,cabinet appts.not so much", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "can`t wait for it. i love your scripts. honestly, you should have a future career as a script writer - Stock Twits", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "oh that makes sense! Well you are officially my first from a celebrity!!", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY", "no its pre made jelly and its for me and bradie", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "we can`t wait to see you too! pls come back to iowa it isn`t the same at the theatre", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'", "They grovelled On tomorrow morning, will post a link to the show, should be on just after 9am if anyone is about", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "That`s okay... I didn`t want to watch shelby anyway!", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "I want to be at", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "You have a DM amigui", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "wish u was in the D!", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "Apple`s ads aside, I`d rather have recommendations from real people who have real experience with the iPhone apps I seek.", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "that`s half the solution, it doesn`t address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks", "ya`ll going out without me", "I should be doing history.....", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "http://twitpic.com/67hac - I dont like justin but he means somthing to miley,so i respect that !!! Love you miley!!", ", just dont understand what`s it got to do with me. I`m just a nice girl", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "_Seattle I totally 4 got about Golden Girls that is a gr8 Show", "Meeting went well last night.They shot promo to air this weekend on MTV. i tried to hide but I was too close, I think they caught me.", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "I wanna watch that movie again. Maybe that dvd will work in my laptop since Dawson`s Creek doesn`t", "Wow! Some person u are!", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "_meow YEAH U Better BE !!", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "hahah, you own lab.hr I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways", "@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol", "switch to something else then", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "_M Make one with something about the Charger?" ]
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is still sick sigh
[ " I wasn`t given an exact date, but it shouldn`t be much longer. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience!", " OMG that is AWFUL! $12k??? Wow Our pyr figured out how to open a doorknobs one day by crushing them in her jaws and", "can i have some followers :` ( ... i`m so sad... NOW THAT I`M LOSING HOPE -pressure", "Well, enough mushy family talk. To bed I stubbornly go.", "Aww.. I lost 3 followers. FOLLOW ME !", "Watching Ripley`s Believe it or Not while eating=bad choice", " is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!", " thats the crazy part - was for 16:30. but reasons include 'full schedule' & 'travelling with his daughter'... So. Not. Cool", "hm seems to have been because my blog was marked as a phishing site", "Some idiot just crashed into me on his bike. Now my bike has a small dent in it and I have to buy a new set of pedals", "If I 'unfollowed' you - its NOT on purpose. Something fishy is going on with my Tweet Deck !! Let me know if I 'unfollowed' you.", "I shrunk my favourite cardigan. Hubby said he`d buy me a new one. I practically lived in it and it`s gone. I shall say a few words ;)", "i got a replacement phone and now all my text messages and call history are gone. I am sad.", "Currently 52� in Msla, not a cloud in the sky, no humidity, gonna get into the 80s today, and I`m...working.", " It was truly awful", "I definitely feel sorry for Jamie Stewart... Amsterdam audience can really suck (www.xiuxiu.org and read his post of May 27th )" ]
[ "Yes, this NBA song is great!!! Got an old funny NBA cheerleader remix song. Ohrwurm of the day 'colorblind'.", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "Downloading Chex-Quest! Been about 12 years sins it`s final release you say? Your Right!", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Having a good...no great day already & Dr.Miracles feel-it formula really does work!! LOL Hope everyone has a good day as well", "How much longer is the NKOTB Block Party? Love it! I need to go to bed so just wondering what time it`s over..LOL..thanks!", "MAKE ME ONE! I`m still craving shrimp", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "Like the Simpsons? That`s like asking, 'so you like breathing?'", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "MCM is still my next main event. I`ll be happy to get back running soon. Still run-less for 10 days.", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Do you ever sleep?", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "cba with exams! 17 left!", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", "Still working on music grades...outside on the deck...sun is behind a big gray cloud", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "Ooh can I have some? I`m hungry but I don`t wanna get outta bed", "Aw what about me", "Really really cant sleep x", "Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "still shoesless que ardillaaaaaaaaaaaa!", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "nothing yet still looking....but lets for sure do lunch next week!!", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", ": You MUST watch Grey`s. It was their 100th episode. Let me know once you do. I don`t want to give out any more details", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "Walls of Jericho please come to WORCESTER asap! Candace pleeaassee! Why did Flee the Seen call it quits? whyyy?", "ok.. BEST SNL episode i`ve seen in a hot minute. Justin is wonderful and Ciara has muscles..the end. G`nitey, tweet tweets!", "working till 5....why are they playing miley cyrus on the company radio and not adele?", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "Got back and putting in the laundry. We got in there last o well as long as its clean. #DSAA09", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Got three shots today. I can`t lift my arms...", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "still babysitting, i want another boost", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil", "Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend", "wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy! haha, goin` 2 schooliooo! it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "flordia- and - where do u send in the pictures of the shrits? saw ur update on facebook", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "One week until Race for the Cure! Please donate if you`re able http://bit.ly/UFR1U and wish me luck on my 5 mile training run tomorrow", "Yogulicious? another sour sally competitor", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic", "I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Tom are the MITO tour dvd`s still being made cos no where seem to be stealing them and i really want a copy", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Hey Esmee. How U doing?", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "til the next asaran", "working the graveyard shift!", "I still have another hour.", "- wait for the third day!!", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.", "yeh still have the weekend, but I get weekends anyways, today is my full last day of vacation time", "_Lia Are the drugs working?", "Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me" ]
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i miss the jokes and making fun of ppl and throwing ideas for songs, movies, and shows at eachother the most. that`ll never go away...
[ "You said you effed up your nose!", "God i`m so sleepy today I can barely focus", "''have you the e-mail from Miley ???? I want to write with her but I cant", "omg i just slept like 18hrs in the last 22hrs... i think i`m dying or something reminds me of catcher", "still hoping for a job... but now i have strep so looks like i wont be looking around places for the next couple of days", "thinks his haircut isnt as bad as it looked yesterday..... - still bad tho!", "Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold", "my shoes hurt my feet", " my mac`s hard drive crashed then i brought it to powermac, they couldn`t recover the files no back up (", "So disappointed about the talent lineup for 'Revent�n Super Estrella 2009'...hmm...Have the feeling I won`t get tix this time around.", "oh no! :| no more celebrity ding dong for ages", "i really want to marry leighton meester. ****, can`t take my eyes of her.", "Grr...Fatboy Slim is out of the EDC Lineup.", "Almost ready for new Beta.... until we found a showstopping bug Please standby.", "****, nearly forgot my PIN I shouldn`t try to learn anything new in the future lest it push out more vital information.", " seriously...it only gets sadder" ]
[ "nah, you`re just altered forever Enjoy.", "watching old skool fall out boy vids", "singing songs and filming movies what i do best", "Oh, I see. Daily life shots? It`ll be interesting as well.", "thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!", "I totally agree! And there`s no way to avoid it", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.", "Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "THIS CALLS FOR A HIGH FIVE! (Don`t miss, hotshot xD)", "I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "I`m sure would know of more", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "alot of new pictures tweets ; some really old some new. check out the new ones if you wish . Tweeeet. http://twitpic.com/4wtyj", "Two words: hot pockets. Most delcious food ever created", "http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.", "hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "it`s a good mix of developers, content developers, providers and venture folks", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "Ah this is getting to me", "lol ****...I love those things too", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "so make the most of it enjoy", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Where DO you get all those wonderful toys?", "fully inspired to write a song.", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "i want to gooo", "I wish you where going to be in the Saga", "I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night", "Does this happen every monday?", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "thanx for the bday wishes ray", "i do but is just a haul vid/photo slideshow only. I only do it for fun http://www.youtube.com/eyezaddiction", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "Tyler Perry is Hilarious! I think I will. I`m off to bed though so I tweet ya in the morning. Goodnight!", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "Well it sounds like sum kids with matches lit sum grass on fire", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "Ah wokking was great. You could eat as much ice cream as you what. I never eat so much ice cream in my life...", "i bet they did some people have no ideia or standards have a lovely time the pair of you", "it`s because you`re popular", "Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up", "hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****", "http://twitpic.com/4wi9p - playing with ethan. i love you baby", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Got to reconnect with some dear friends tonight. I am so lucky to have so many great people in my life. I am blessed", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "Little brothers being funny Congrats on the engagement http://tinyurl.com/cv5nw8", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "jass warn me b4 u go to nxt war...i am there to have fun...", "hahaha n I`m a do the same for u", "your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!", "I`ve been a fan of yours for years and you have been such an inspiration to me. You`re truly my idol Best wishes to you", "the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "Ooohhh well you could always borrow and burn buddy. Lol", "anything bookmark - keychain - surprise me", "LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today", "I know Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!", "if ur as awesome as i think u are u would sooo write me back a lil something <--- crossing fingers", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "that would be great!!! thanks!!", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "LOL watching Big Bang Theory latest episode", "http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "Wow- you are sharing some of my long list.", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "i wish i was in Jonathon Ross` audience right now", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "briliant! May the fourth be with you #starwarsday #starwars", "i love the cheesey ones, and the cool orignal ones , , , skips i have when my brother has them got to try them u c haha", "HA.. I look at Twitter games as harmless fun. Despite being author of Twitter book, I try to talk about other stuff", "back from school daily show was amazing gonna watch it again later i think xD", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "Gmorning ooh giirll, Mondays", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "Those dog pic had me ROLF! The one with the snow stuck too it has that 'if looks could kill look' way funny", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "Oh is that time for real?", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.", "you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.", "No problem! Look forward to your next tweet.", ": thx for the follow!", "i know im inlove with actually..", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}" ]
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Morning all. I appear to have a bit of a sore head. Perhaps the bag of pork scratchings for dinner wasn`t such a good idea
[ "Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you", " It`s already over? ****!", " That is annoying. What gear is it? I`ll take it off your hands", "- me and my mom`s cars were broken into. I feel violated.", "I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell", "Got tired of the kitchen being uninhabital so swept and mopped the floor when its dry I`ll do the work tops", "is back from a very long day out at Naz. Gunna crash. Up tomorrow for Mothers Day... editing photos from today, hangin with my mom, etc.", "last night in cork and come tomorrow i wont even remember it... double sad face haha... in the words on lily allen.. NOT FAIR!", "Going crazy super head ach from hell and my the in laws have ben here since 9 this morning. ahhhh", "I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.", "back time. I wish I was a teenager again. I wish I could feel healthy again. I can`t remember what it`s like to feel healthy anymore.", "I`m struggling today...Nola woke up at 3:30, so I`m running on no sleep.", "I feel really bad for female racoons with abusive racoon husbands... when you always have black eyes- no one can help", "Im so done with this cold. I really wanna go out tonight, but i really dont feel like it.", "_rc234 haha yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!", " how was your day ? boredom stuck my head" ]
[ "That`s alright. Add your egg and maybe some sort of leftover meat and it`s not so bad <3", "Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "Good morning It`s raining here.", "just got back from donating blood", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "going to bed. night", "So confused about what to do?", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "just got back home... bored now", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "going to work, it`s 3:30am", "my pic didn`t work", "just dropped my biscuit in my tea", "that is my idea of good dinner happy munchin", "I`m up way to early today! Work later.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "about to hit the sheets.", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I hope you have a nice sleep", "but mum just burned some bacon... smoke alarm`s a ****", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "I just made myself a wonderful breakfast!!!!!!!! Now I have to get ready to workout", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "just need to know what to be cautious about. being cautious is good.", "Cool!!! No wonder you didn`t sleep much", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "is eating chocolate ready break", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "Type cold in my room", "just got back from rachael`s house", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "its too early to be up", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "having the flu, not the swinish-one, but the flu.", "go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know", "haha wats this about?", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "my day is going way too fast", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "That was a fun show. Grabbing a bite to eat now.", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "trying to figure it out", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.", "I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work", "_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "midday and a half, time for lunch", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "Taking Horse Pills, hoping I can get some sleep tonight", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "i keep thinking about FOOD! i made myself some tea", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "sleep sounds good right about now" ]
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haha you didnt see my macbook or my 24`` imac in that pic, so feel extra jealous lolll
[ "OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO", "Phone will die soon. What to do now? Oh no!", " Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.", " awwwwww i wish her to be safe while shes gone n hugs to u must of been hard to say goodbye", "i really miss my satan kitty", "is going to forgo Pub Night with the wife tonight. Tough week for both of us and neither is really up for it. Plus our neighbor died", "Having a bad day/week", "i am waaayyyy hungry! oh fyi my work email is down again BLAH!", "Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you", " i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.", "I can`t have any pets in the appartment I really want, so no rat yet.", "Last Heroes ep until Sept Sick & drugged for past 3 days. Dr says lacking in everything, esp -get this- SUNSHINE.", "I`m so dizzy already and I`m only on the third page of chapter 73 *plops head*", "had plans with people but they cancelled...now what to do?", " ....what did she EVER do to piss them off? I thought you just meant casting-related ****, not more of that ****.", " so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it" ]
[ "At least you made it", "LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!", "LOL. Wow. That`s good. Haha I still can`t believe it`s mother`s day.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "husband is golfing & the Toddler and I shall frolic. Am I the consummate mama in that Im so happy with my day?", "A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "_Writer aww no which one?", "Loves using remote access to use my desktop from my laptop. -- Back from Emerge once again.", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "no problemo!!! Family Guy is on there too", "u don`t know harajuku lovers?", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "haappy bank holiday 2 weeeeks. aah!", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "if i had a car", "aha, so that`s you. I`ve been meaning to take a look. Looks cool. If you could just get a pool in there", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "lol sweet!!! ...i still have yet to watch the 4th movie hope ur having a lovely weekend! happy mother`s day from aus! =P haha", "i`m not partying tonight", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "I hope you like your new sat nav", "haha. that`s awesome. good job", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "going to have bfast now", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL", "its almost your birthday!!", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "where has my sleep run off to??", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Hah! Sparkly ones at that.", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "wow. someone`s proud of me.", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "Catt i TOTALLY love your default picture! You seem like such a fun mom!", "I see your date is showing you a good time Still want a stripper picture", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "Thanks The elephants look magnificent This is what we miss due to stupid restrictions - 3G pleease and cheap!!", "bit excited are u bradie lol", "my ipod came back to me after visits to cali, china, and alaska...but its at home and im @ work...", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "on that note - i do not feel missed.", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "lol! I thought it was pretty funny too!", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Ps... I got Ben Button today... completes my Best Picture noms....got all 5 now. It was a GREAT year!!", "i`ll take a lookie, sound great", "twitter is trippin right now with my pic", "Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "hahaha i have a bob marley one", "Looks nice.... never knew VHS had such a short life span... hope my fav VHS is not dead", "_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Had fun 2nite...i was pleasantly surprised", "http://twitpic.com/4w483 you guys look so nice", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "nope not really only a sweatshirt. oh and these really really awesome doughnuts haha", "oh yeah them too. LOL", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "what have you been up to ?", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "that`s me right now, all I can do is stare at everyone else working on thier laptops", "Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "_N_Wilson C`mon, I like the superpower explanation better! LOL", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "MY best `thing` on the planet", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "no FF tweet for me?", "Well, there goes *that* shirt. Haha", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "Watching the best movie ever: The NeverEnding Story! I wish my babbby was with me, though.", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "left the bases loaded...", "because its like ten times better than this place xD and its so beautiful and fun and they have gold coast hot dogs!! xD", "@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Isn`t MSN in this case a lot easier? Hahaha!", "My door looks naked It makes my room feel bigger though.", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet" ]
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hey! sorry for the late reply.but i do plan on posting on both facebook and twitpic.
[ "I have a belly ache...", " Aww, that`s sad. I miss seeing you guys on the big screen.", "everyones just set to 'Away' on msn.. nobody to talk to :\\", "srsly, nobody evr reply`s 2 me.", "cower failure: when you mean to comply, but stand up for yourself instead", " I just heard that Regina girls song @ les deux! And I think u should/have 2 come back 2 mc! I miss u", "off work yesss ! super hungry", "SON OF A ****!!!! ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH SO OVER IT.", "Grrrr....I got the wrong size coat for the sheep", "_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0", "I hate thunder and lightning!", "I am watching Blood + on veoh episode 19 love the music.wishing i could watch the live action but not old enough", " Ouch. I won`t be down in Miami tomorrow morning. That sucks It`s a cruise? Are you driving back the next Saturday?", " http://twitpic.com/4j585 - Guess I need to get me an iPhone now for sure!!! It looks bad ****!!", "_Advisor haha I`m just going to turn off these things...but then I can`t Tweet from my phone stupid spammers!", "i am up - dont want to be though wish i had slept in more heather woke me up. i`ve got to work later but first i will read some twilight!" ]
[ "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "_grl love your new profile pic", "My favourite photo (that I took) from last night: http://tinyurl.com/oto5sz can`t wait to see `s pics", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "yeah. xD were so close already! xD i can talk to u about anything! i love u gurrl. x3", "hi cs, welcome to the twitterverse, if i can help with anything, just ask", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "heeeey good luck for unair sweet!", "I`m not off till 930", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "morning twit-friends! welcome to my new followers", "whatever do you mean?", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "_Diva_Dee26 teehee Im glad to entertain ye", "how`s the translation going?", "Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "sometimes spam leaks in to the message board.", "Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!", "OK. good to know.", "Answering email questions for Art of Photography Show. Yes-I actually reply. http://www.artofphotographyshow.com Entry deadline May 22nd", "`answers on a postcard`?! What century are you in?", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux", "? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "We`re running out of things to tweet to you. Wish we could get your reply! Come to the Philippines? TWEEET!", "is problem free for now. atleast i already said to that person the truth.", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "http://twitpic.com/3bnas - oh my god! you`re adorable! ilove you so much you are my inspiration Nick!", "twitwoo! i can tweet from my phone", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "I could have! I had extra tickets. Plus we had two Twitter Giveaways We`ll get you next time.", "yeah just made twitter", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "you can use my alotment", "@ lovelytrinkets I like the way you worded that about Rocky Road", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "has one more paper left", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "You missed me! lol", "Travel blog up and running! http://charlenedianetravels.blogspot.com Can`t wait to start filling it up with entries! )", "you should do an # for the safesex topic", "city in a bittt.", "Why am I posting so late? Just got back from seeing Star Trek. It was so awesome", "hey hey hey b", "A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "Well, there is THAT...", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "Thanks for pointing out the crucial problems . Both of them have been taken care of (cc: )", "Teaching people the beauty of twitter", "<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "just the mere fact that you twittered and someone read it, then it matters p.s. love your song Gravity", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Twitter is kinda confusing , but fun", "Thanks for the shoutout", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "Excellent pic! Wish I were there, but it`s a long drive from TN.", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "i tried to help", "i`m fine thanks wbu?", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "caww that sounds good, I hope you`re right", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "It`s hard to tell But I think I`m right I hope.", "If there is one thing the Internet has taught me, is that if I get enough people to listen to me I get to be on The colbert report. #USA", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "thanks oscc i have been changing it up lately, and I like this layout the most <33", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "http://twitpic.com/4hsd2 - Weheyyyy We give thanks for MIDI keyboards", "Wish I was there!", "I might give it another go.", "See you later lovely ladies. Be Good & I love you millions ****", "Really good concepts at #mozconcept. I *really* love to send something mine, but no time", "i like this new trend , who`s next ? http://tinyurl.com/qcy8d4", "_anderson hehe fun tweets !", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today", "i`m also on plurk try it", "http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me", "oooh really haha have they said anything about it yet!? i`ll suggest the idea on twitter if you want/havent already", "by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!", "i wish i was there too", ". welcome to Twitter!!! Love you!!! Can`t wait to see you next month", "Morning peeps... If you need to get at me you know where I am... I`ll be around ? http://blip.fm/~5jtyh", "Oh Duh....I see that now .....thank you....", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Thanks and Cheers back at you.", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "i`ll wear mine too!", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "yellow for ? http://blip.fm/~5z05g", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "says ...tomorrow is another day... http://plurk.com/p/x1pxh", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "Haha.. Hey you should check out Love her/his tweets", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "Tyler Perry is Hilarious! I think I will. I`m off to bed though so I tweet ya in the morning. Goodnight!", "back to my interesting emails...", "you asked about my SF schedule, dahling...maybe next time", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "_2229 both, at the same time", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "Thank you all once more for all your lovely birthday messages" ]
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At pool in Orlando got new kicks going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend
[ "wishing I was anywhere but here...", "my boss is bullying me...", "_de_B You have to email her - she only gets what people want in so they aren`t on the site. Shame about the trousers", "In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe. Why are hospitals always so cold?", "man iCant send love on Bebo. Cuz im on Skoo Comps. UGH! thiss sucks.", "Irony: Inventor of Ford Mustang can`t keep his car http://tinyurl.com/lpmvtk via :", "Poor Greg stupid UK, always doing the sympathy vote. xo", "Is wondering if my ankle will ever stop hurting", " Yucky! We had our last soccer game of the season today...tryouts start Friday", "First ever dropped call on my mobile. On a call to no less! ( being charged for data even though I have a data pack )", "$#@! My nose stud fell out and I can`t find it Looks like I`ll have to head into Amsterdam today and get a new one", " that made me cry poor hollie ****", "Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine", "Trying to go to sleep but no luck I think i`m sick... =S", " we just missd each otha again! I was at disney all day YESTERday!", "it`s you and me forever ?, it`s you and me right now flywithmeobsessive. Im crying" ]
[ "Awww that`s so sweet Wish you could see yourz 2", "Sang on xbox lips and drunk beer my weekend rocks so far", "Going for a walk in N�mme to test out new hiking equipment: telescopic trekking poles, boots, coolmax socks", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "just got Zion tweet", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "bathing with two little angels, Keyla and Janice.", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...", "What brings you to our fair Island today?", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "Out for ultimate training. looking forward to the sunset!", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "cheers for the aptism link", "hopefully the weather has been nice/cooperating", "'stunningly beautiful' and 'new piece' don`t usually go together. Wish I could go", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "just got back from the Sing It Loud concert // **** AMAZING", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "i wish we had sun lollies for me to get addicted what flavour?", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit", "Joey`s getting a new lizard... This should be fun x", "day started off bad but got better", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!", "chillin with christina and diana", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "sam and sean are teasing me saying they are gonna get wings without me", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "Ps... I got Ben Button today... completes my Best Picture noms....got all 5 now. It was a GREAT year!!", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "wish my nicky were home too", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "thanks for the #followfriday", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "Fab new pic by the way", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "happy birthday man! my ride to the wedding i`ll see you guys soon though. you play here JULY 27th!", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "wishes would admit she has a new lovah", "had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "me to mi sausage", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "waiting for my friend to come over, so we can hang out!", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "wants to be sunbathin!!", "Its good to have an old friend at ur new job. Another good day at work. Paycheck day will be even better", "Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)", "Had an amazing night with my favorite lady friend", "wassup with u this morning.", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "loved our lil tent-side jam session/mosh pit!!! EDGEFESSSSSST!!!", "sounds good, the one I was too was also fun", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "Going to see Star Trek", "Going to see star trek", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "is Chillin`, listening to Tunes", "IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "twittering after 2 days!", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "a good girl nevah tells hahahahaha! hope you had a good weekend", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home", "Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "wish u was in the D!", "nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way tyg", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "oh, that is very nice!! I will do something nice next week ~ going to Madrid next weekend for few days", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??" ]
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Father is staying home and conference calling. Sorry
[ "_y_Tony and didn`t bring me any???? You suck", " I missed Match Game tonight I hope I make it tomorrow night.", " aw man im sorry! I have logical reasoning I promise! I had to study in order to tutor my new student! 4give me", "_x Haha, You sound like lizzie :L she`s got a sister who is older than her, and she`s like argh :@ all the time", "half my class just called me retarded it hurt for real", " physics the most boring class ever!", " it`s really gutwrenching. So sad", "lousy **** landlord. need to focus on kid`s packing but cant . nevermind sew sleeping bag", "sigh....it`s always so sad when you watch the series finale....no more green wing left to watch", "I would rather end up heart broken then have regret because i didnt take a chance", " Weird, suddenly blogtalkradio is giving me a domain not found error. I was just on it 5 minutes ago!", "Have to go to the dreaded DMV tomorrow", "My room is too hot to sleep in.", " geez, 15 years? You`d think they would have had that checked out years ago!", " you really chose the wrong time of year to do this didnt you", " too bad Vo got me sick I think & I don`t even have meds to feel like you." ]
[ "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "Hope your son is okay!", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "You can`t. My Grandma will probably be on the phone. So get on AIM!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "yay dad agreed to pay for my tuition and equipment! yipee not till nxt jan tho", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "so my son is not the only one! that`s really nice to know. he really is good at being three. and dh will be late today", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "following `cause ordered it", "Hope you mom is okay", "_carter we can`t see the video it`s private", "most of the time", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "its too early to be up", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Or a wonderful talking alarm call from I-Phone or Bed side Alarm call! I can just imagine the wake up messages lol", "yeah. No vomiting tonight, bit sniffly but ok. bens trying to get him to sleep right now.", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "No plans tonight? .............", "ya`ll going out without me", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "I can`t I`m on my iPhone", "_II It`s foggy here", "is looking for a job", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "_sis He got those cars before he lost his job. He used to make good money. Now he works at McDonalds because nobody will hire him.", "missing him so much. why does he have to work can`t he just spend time with me and get paid for that lol", "..uuuups today is mother day???....sh***....i�ve forgot it, my work doesn�t have a end *sigh*....thank you for remind it", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "what`s going on ?", "Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours", "_Phatass hopefully you`re up before 8, as meeting is at 8", "We keep very different hours.", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "Off from work now!", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "i wanna watch PCD concert dad", "ROFL.. okay I dont know. but Kristin still isnt here", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "in San Jose. having good time w/ bros. Also helped dad edit next Holy Land brochure. wish I could go!", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "deck building buddy missing in action", "is NOT watching Star Trek tonight. But is heading to a lovely dinner and fun board games night with", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "Getting ready for work.", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "<< Finaly Back to home..", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "just got home but about to leave again", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "has today off! But has to work tomorrow", "Finally got a call for marriage counseling 3 days late....", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back" ]
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Why are the sinks in hospital toilets so low? Now the **** of my grey suit is spattered with water! Just in time for Physio
[ "WAH. i`m gonna miss bowie people ESP YOU ALYANNA BONDOC <3 and Cesar. D:< I dunno if I can survive without my SOSA!", ". ... and now I wish I hadn`t", "just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the `previously on ER` documentary about it!", "Changed my hairstyle,but it isn`t good as it supposed to be N don`t wealth that much money.. hate that hairdresser~~", "<--has no internet for the weekend", "off to work! missing out on all the sunshine!", "So it`s rainy in Georgia, what do I do? Wear bright colors and hope the sun comes out! (I`m doubtful that this is going to work)", "i feel extremely depressed right now.", "Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!", "yea i`m gonna need to put the blunt down", "Shooould be sleeping already, but got caught up watching some late night `Roseanne`. Officially off to bed after the next episode!", "sorry dunners just saw your tweet! totally let you down im so sorry babe was at work till 8.30 very boooooo", " oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me", "i really miss my satan kitty", "ALO is so sad and quiet and empty tonight", " b/c 'we' ONLY have Baby Phat, Phat Farm, Applebottoms & FUBU!! And they come up pretty WEAK!! Double" ]
[ "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.", "lucky to be where i belong", "LOL. About to leave.", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "I hope your mom is ok?", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "Going to see my grandad today <3", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Random has an a", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "is gaining weight. rather", "*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "I just wanna be better already", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "is going out in the rain", "My ear are popping.", "On my way to the burial", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "I can only promise about 150 or so.", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "Press `Ctrl` on bottom right. It`s there. KY", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "why do you think so?", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "farewelling an employee tonight...", "I`m gonna cryyy!!! My car looked so good clean and its **** raining!?! I always do this...wash it right before it rains", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "Looks like I`m on tea duty all day.", "I will be uploading soon! http://myloc.me/FEb", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "should be going nfg tonight", "yeah, so quick! And I`m using the 5mm addi`s I bought on Sat and it makes it even smoother", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "Going to get me a new roomie today", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "how is your coding going?", "i seriously neeed to study", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "learning for school now ...", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Good morning twitter world.raining in dingle- hopefully means a busy day for me", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "day started off bad but got better", "I will post it later. Its not on my comp", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "time for bed up in 6 hours", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "my last full week of school!", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "going to jack`s tribute match today", "Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "You gave me the inspiration for my last update.", "ive finished them now", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "rather excited about my hospital placement starting on monday. I get to give needles and take blood", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "where has my sleep run off to??", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "This is my 201th update", "Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time. Since when am I a sissy about cold water? Who am I? LOVED TODAY!!!", "Shiv, his place, slowly I hope", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Shower is taken. It is in the room right by the bed. Yeasterday we had the shower on the balcony, with sea wiew, that was a bit nicer", "Good morning It`s raining here.", ".... It was just alriiightt", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "been busy at work, now must run before traffic is too bad.", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now." ]
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Wishing it was a sunny day, then I might just be bothered to get outta bed! ..up the blues
[ " im home alone in the house and imma scared x", "doesn`t know what to do this evening & is D R E A D I N G work tomorrow it sucks.", "Two months ago, I became worthless.", "mcfonalds roulette i i lose. they forgot mygrilled snack wrap", " After many attempts, I can`t figure out how put a pic in the avatar. Tells me pic is too big. Frustrated trying.......sorry", " I have a bird living with me. So I have to find other ways to kill these **** things beside the exterminator. #vegas it sucks", " oh darn i`m not in london", "gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...", "[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct", " laundry instead of sitting here. that darn laundry keeps mocking me.", "my 21month daughter`s seperation anxiety is intense. it`s killing me. i cant leave her sight without her breaking into an anxiety attack", " I gotta say, I feel bad for everyone in NKorea. They`re starving, and they have a crazy in charge who endangers them daily.", "lost some $ at work....nt happy right now --SLOANSTER--", "Just reached my Cellgroup leader`s house and he is surprised that I`m dry. Haha. - http://tweet.sg", "people in my house do not know how to close doors", " I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!" ]
[ "but i thought `summer hours` meant i was supposed to get to go home at 4.....", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "not a lonely day after all.", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "_ahoy yeah I really want one too! Probably in the winter I may be able to get one, but until then.", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather", "I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!", "Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!", "I wish I could sleep forever", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "bout to go to bed... pretty good day for a Monday.", "That`s exactly how I feel. I hope you start feeling better soon.", "HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "Seems really quiet tonight...am jealous of those who are clearly having a more exciting life than me Off to bed I think...", "bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!", "yeah yeah gd night then", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "1 day to my Birthday !", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "the sunset view is SO beautiful from my room!", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "guess I have to get dressed and be pretty then", "_dazzles Well tonight would be a good time to watch.", "wishes he could be with that special someone....", "Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "contemplating borrowing one of my moms dogs just for today..i want to take care of someone.", "hope yer ok hunny", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "wish i was 17 again", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Sooo readyyy for the summerr babyyyy!!!!!!!!!", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "I do believe it`s bed time. Knighty knight.", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "at work......thinking about the rest of my finals...summer almost here", "Raining... I missed the rain so much... I am grateful for it ;)", "Ahhhhhh I got stitches I seriously cant wait to go to the beach! SUMMER HURRY UP!!!!!!", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "At work...Thinking about things when I should be working", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "- so sweet why aren`t you out livin` it up this saturday night?", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "June gloom is upon us.", "I think i need some new friends", "So glad its friday! Only 1 week of schol left. im glad its almost summer though.", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "The rain outside motivates me to sleep.", "Hello May you have a great day", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho", "Good morning ladies and Gents. it`s going to be an awesome day 'even though the weather is terrible'", "off to work for the day", "Awesome beer pong party at my house in the yard tonight going in when the sun is rising is officially B.A.", "Scratch that. Now we`re watching `marley and me`. Thinking I could stay awake better for this one.", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "nice! it`s days like today I wish we had a garden", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "Great day. And another one awaits", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "Wish I was in ATL!!", "Great to be sunbathing in my garden. And this afternoon I`ll be watching ADO to see if they can win this important match (on tv).", "I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.", "i just drove past your hotel wish u was ere. I`m thinking a december trip for a real white xmas!!", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "Oh very nice! I hope you have a wonderfully relaxing day!", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "Is feelin right rite now", "While im stuck INSIDE in Elk Grove Village working all day Someone should enjoy it!", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Up way way way to early this am....thanks _benson", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom" ]
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wishes he had realized his wife hadn`t held onto the debit card before he took a long walk to get lunch and not after. GRRR!
[ " LOL I feel like drunk right now...", "prom tonight.. too bad im not going to be there", " Think wearing bermudas at the cinema wasn`t a good idea after all, but outside was humid like cwazy!", "Looking for accessories for my #livescribe smartpen.. not many sources here in germany for it.", " NOOOOO I hate traffic", " I like the idea of eliminating bludgers and beaters just tackling ppl, makes it nearly as dangerous as book quidditch", " i do show some discretion occasionally", "I no longer have a ticket for ny", "twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy", "Oh, **** me. I`ve just returned from the Supermarket Of Doom to find that I have nothing to drink here.", " boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!", " lucky e went! jealous!", "Oh insomnia, I hate you. I`m bored of staring at my ceiling, cano go sleepnow please?", "can`t stop playing Fallout 3! This game is addictive like crack!! It`s bad when you dream that your repairing guns in your sleep", " I feel your pain. Mine is the same way", "http://twitpic.com/61ov1 - i ahte stress, its supposed to be friday! it makes me wanna cry" ]
[ "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "Eating pancakes What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "I left that for people to complete", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "Wishing the rain would stay away for a while so that I can go to the pool", "PRD take a long time to review!", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "Forgot my power cable at home today", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Kind of glad I never started Kings now - one less thing to be upset about", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "ok shopping was far too fun ~ unpacking the bags now", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "I`ll keep that in mind when he gets tonked for 40 off his 4 overs.", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today", "May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "Going to see my grandad today <3", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "wish my nicky were home too", "I`m concerned for that family", "slice you up a treat?", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "at work till 7.", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Noones talking to me anymore", "has just got out the shower", "need to cheer up!", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "Classic JT for a Saturday evening http://bit.ly/LrzJr", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "i wish i had a 12hr nap!! lets talk rachel into getting one of these now.. lol", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!", "oh.. tnx for following cass.", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "because you had chips and sale w/o me", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "I`ll be right over, save me a slice", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "Thanks for the follow man", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Would *you* pay $60K for a lunch with Oscar de la Renta? I don`t see her hitting East Village shops, do you?", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "i didnt get a hug today", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "i dunno if he saw it happy birthday girl!", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "is back from a weekend get away", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "Talk at you all lates!", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "I can`t believe that he almost got put down, before the rescue group went and got him.", "just had a gym sesh.", "On the phone with the bank.", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?" ]
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How is she spoilt? She`s like 10? 11? That was hard for her to be put up in front of 14m people. She`s really young.
[ "Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr", " HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula", " I had bad net issues on Weds so couldn`t broadcast Am on tonight tho... tune in for new anthems and bad mixing!", "Heading home. Could really have done without banging my head on the way into the bus", "Have I ever told you I absolutly hate writing emails, status pdates are fine but emails have so much...finality...to them", " I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive > You look like Chachi from Happy Days", "that little girl on BGT omggg, how can people not feel sorry for her?", "I feel like poop. I hate being sick", " Poor you. I`m off on Bank Holiday Monday today too", " sorry but I`m not impressed in the slightest b/c u don`t eat ****..more like saddened and confused", " I guess it`ll work under fusion. Otherwise you`ll have to boot directly to Vista just to do some online banking, which sucks", " I must of brought the bad weather with me to the states", "AHHHHHHHH!I can`t get miley to notice me......", " Sadly not, no. They`re his colleagues and it`s a work party", "Laura`s gone for the weekend, I miss her already!", " I was going to but I`m stuck with it as I seem to have misplaced my remote It`s extra bad tonight as well :|" ]
[ "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "_Butler I think/hope they might put an age limit on next year on the back of that #bgt", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "105% of people between 18-24 yrs in DK is on facebook, more profiles than citizens in that range Where are you in DK? And Why?", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????", "stealth shopping - got wife b-day present while at mall together and she didn`t notice - buy, hide it in car, back before she missed me", "my pic didn`t work", "ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Younger then mine. So no problems here.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "going to watch boy in the striped pj`s hope i don`t cry", "Enjoying time with the g/f", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "_Cullen10 That`s so nice to hear i love you, you`re my best friend and my sister *hug u*", "11:11 make a wish", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Teaching people the beauty of twitter", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "im only on 1800 lol", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "Done with classes and packing for the atlanits!! I hope miley`s there", "I don`t get it...", "_carter The video is set to private", "hope`s she see her bestie today", "_lavish i told diamond to follow you. and why u aitn share the starburst", "Going to revise for physics.", "Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "and young ones....'look what I found'....'breakfast'....", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!", "my mother is drunk grrrreat.. It`s okay it`s mothers week", "how was the ice cream?", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "I`m so excited for Mothers Day! This has been a big year for me & Olivia, and she`s finally old enough to be excited & understand!", "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "Is hungry with a sub", "Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "me and dee mack talking about your baby! She`s almost all grown up!", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "Miley Stevens - Waterhouse is at Jhy`s house http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6402509", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions Please let me know as soon as you `know`?", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!", "skyping with katie & Allison yeah boy katies mom mooned us", "happy almost mother`s day", "_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Watching Nemecek go on her computer, fun! Lol I keed! Norms was fun", "watching Baby Mama...again. and eating pineapple, orange, raspberry sherbert", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "ummm not with me?", "http://twitpic.com/4we4j - Speed lessons on the main screens on center court! I had to take this pic", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Who`ve u noticed now Kate ?", "the grates & children collide tonight", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq", "watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute", "shes must be a truly amazing woman for having a phenomenal son..", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!", "Saw this lil girl that has big eyes and hair like Dora the explorer. How cute", "I`m needing a girls night, wearing sweats, watching movies, eating chocolate and talking about boys", "most of the time", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "haha well, kinda! I`m Mommy to my lil` pom-chi hehe thank you! ;)" ]
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school and the guy i like was talking to the girl i cant stand at all!! ppl are just sooo...ughhhh!!
[ " uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(", " hehee!! yea its supposed to sound mean.. hahhaa", " yeah i need his fricken cell number ive tried his home for months and hes too busy. i miss braddddddddd", " But then you might end up like that poor bus driver... And, this is kinda weird, but I wish I was there today! :o", "hates the everything about seafood.. just so happened to serve lobster in the chow hall... noooowww, I gotta headache.. ugh! smh...", "My knee is killing me", "Warhammer 40k: Space Marines `officially` announced, only for 360 and PS3. No luck for PC gamers", "I hate different referenced assemblies. My FNH goes against castle 1.1, Caliburn against 1.03 .. not to mention dynamicproxy in NH", " *hugs* still feeling poorly are you", " I get to go to coffee now It`s no fun. I hate it too!", "Back to work. Extremely slow now that start up`s over.", "Don`t know what to do right now...pretty bored, but I refuse to study. Any suggestions?", " oh my... now im offended. ha", "Arrogant **** on tap in Oregon. WHAT!!!!!!", " I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive > You look like Chachi from Happy Days", "I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend" ]
[ "haha. Your a loser. ily", "tell his people to contact my people", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "i (L u so much See u at school todaay!", "girl you know beauty has a price", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "My friends are mocking my weekend! have they been talking to you?", "god you guys...i`ll call you guys...three way. to discuss.", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "At anthony`s for prom.", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "I won`t leave you alone until you accept my appology", "and that prob wont happen....", "they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos", "my GF has an interview with them this week", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Thanks, none close to me.", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "i wish i was there too", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "i seriously neeed to study", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "There are wonderful people in my life who I think I can handle only in small doses & there is just 1 I cud be with every hour, everyday.", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "lol what did Perez say now?? please don`t make me actually go look", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "WOW. My teacher just called me a skunk cuz of my hair", "I`d rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some 'cool' person", "At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie`**** definitely different)... Lucky moi", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "In Study Hall with Brittneyy!!", "Working god I hate it haha", "I wanna talk to Mitchel Mussoooooo", "aww dont cry ashley", "boo you can come over and we`ll watch telenovelas and braid each others hair.", "its bout smoking weed", "is the luckiest girl in the world <3", "I have nothing witty to say", "I no he`s the same friend that went with my bf to something at t... Read More: http://is.gd/JmjB", "wish u was in the D!", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "I just wanna be better already", "Demi is a super girl but she don`t like the french fans", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "yeah and in the tatami room! kids + tatami dont mix", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "I need one more follower.", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "In bed with 2 girls", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "MY FAV. SONG IS UH...honestly, its rude for u to make us choose. lol I love `em all!", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.", "I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "only you babe. <3", "i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'", "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "Hecks yeah. Jandy timsamlake is too rawesome!", "the times they are a changing", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "Dfizzy if you ever read this Uh i got one question for you ^^ Would you ever date a fan? Lmao!", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "College cops: they get suspicious when they see more than one person in a group together.", "Me + court =", "Chick at coles hit on me. Haha Ran into cousin", "i need lele to answer meeee! Haha.", "would like to swap...i`m sitting with 3 grumpies", "LOL OMG replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX", "My ear are popping.", "I have to pee.", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!", "So confused about what to do?", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "no way - those are great words. Boys don`t get to own them. Oh and was it your bday?", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "crud is all I can say", "my phne blocks text", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "especially if you`re with a vampire", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "u didn`t hit me up", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!" ]
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Have $#@&!!! Malware on my work PC! I miss having an IT dept
[ " **** i hope theyr all wrong we need him", "Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/", "trying to wake up, but is finding it very hard", "****....game starts in 30 min!!", " yup slowly recovering. it sucks that i can`t eat the stuff i`m craving right now. my gums can`t take it. how was your trip?", "Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.", "Looks like I got a defective MacBook", "Just finished watching the series return of the Chasers War on Everything - really quite **** compared to how it used to be", "Want to get a Blackberry but can`t afford it . Just watching the telly and relaxing. Hard sesion tomorrow.", "Struggling...selfishness and jealousy doesn`t get you any further in life... ohh myyy", "_Oyler Poor little woman with her smushed in head", " its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!", " THAT`S A SHAME REALLY", "Flap-a-taco was nice until the plebs came in.", " I miss you!!!! It`s lonely and empty without you! http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj", "OOOH, i have a question for you all. DOES YOUR CHAIN HANG LOW? idk! sorry!" ]
[ "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "yeeeeah . . . and it was in intro too seen Empire top 100 computer games? http://www.empireonline.com...", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "Getting ready for work.", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Goodnight all! No iPod still but found my old MP3 player...we`ll see how long it holds out for. ****", "_DinaSadik forensic mein kya hai! bas rat te jaao and micro?havin a micro exam soon,the lab diagnosis of all d individual bacteria!", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "I`m now totally addicted to Farm Town. Frankly, it`s more fun that fixing laptops or studying the diseases that will kill us all.", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "last I looked. Hi back...", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "lol, my current mp3 player is a brick. It would be nice to have something slim", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "i need to get my life together aka my apartment all cleaned and back how it was before my birthday", "Can`t I just be a stay at home mom already", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! realy, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "_sm Do you know why we have two Categories on our website? I`m trying to remove one but i can`t.", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "My birthday is now over.", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "_Tech_Update Do you know your Nutty Newsire twitterfeed ones are coming through w/o links? I can`t be lazy without the links...LOL", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "I`ve had for a while now, just in case. And yeah, I start work there again tomorrow. Very excited", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "tell me about it", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "back to work.. with no distractions..", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?", "_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol", "I love you so much. Just got into my hiding spot, gonna go check out datalounge", "It`s last Friday today", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "why aren`t you showing up as a #spymaster in my screen?", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "last day at Adobe buuuut I just registered for online tech writing course!", "I can haz beer too? Oh wait... I`m a work...", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "its funny, I didn`t even know it was there!", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "ok i just spent like �50 on soundtracks, a galaxy class starship and EVE online. sigh", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "CloneCloud: actually it`s distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "Why online one download this week?", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "my day is going way too fast", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust" ]
949
Took me 2 times to get over the wall. What killed me was the 150 lb dummy that you can`t drag. 12 seconds over.
[ "Elena left this morning. Nine months spent living with her and now it`ll probably be about 2 years till I see her again. Hmph.", "i never knew a dentention was so hard 2 get", " thought u said twitter was **** bellion?", "I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!", "went to see the dentist. can`t eat and im starving. really sucks. and ist`s painful.", "Sites that republish my blog`s feed often end up higher than my blog on Google search results", "Left Cali this morning...in Dallas now..missing my car SO MUCH!!!", "Im so angry right now .. today im not doind nothing and all my classmates yes ,i think i will stay with my friend Mr.Computer .. hope not", "When God created man i also believed he created a million people to get on ya **** for a laff", "almost got in a giant car accident on the 101", "Sad face moment of the day", "the dates of the hockey games were confused they`re next week", "2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours", "god assignments are stressful ! but its finished now lol and im off to bedd", " for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?", " ohh sorry , thats someone else`s pic my bad" ]
[ "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "whoa steady there mate don`t fall down", "i have much to learn", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time.", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "I don`t have any", "how long did it take you to learn the song", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "its getting really windy out there", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "No shoes for me.", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "i`m a bum today", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "switch to something else then", "small? we cant choose?", "Operation Mischevious (Pinwheel) to commence in 25 min... lol waiting on Ed to show up", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "2 days of this month left, and I only have 400MB left on my onpeak downloads.", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "AK, flop comes 2K6 I bet 15 get raised to 25 I call, turn is A, we check, river rag, then I check and he bets 15, I raise 15 he calls, 22", "I might give it another go.", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "I`m such a chicken", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "But but I dun wanna", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "I cannot I have a full day of activities lol", "The little weeping nervous girl was put through... along with a 12 yr old quite good dancing boy. Greg the lovely singer came 3rd", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "But can you breathe OK?", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "Come on, man, give me some slack!", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "Really really cant sleep x", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "You`re phone is off", "Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until", "_d No, it`s not...", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "it`s beeen onee year", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "I would never do such a thing! The only thing more awesomerer is the 15 minute walk to work", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Adem in, adem uit", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "did I miss something??", "Now I need to change my monitor", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit", "I haven`t started packing", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "I`m getting back into again", "Bought it. Now I have to wait 2-3 weeks. Boo.", "one of them is", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "i can`t believe it..." ]
893
I accidentaly slammed my finger in the trunk
[ "why do i even bother anymore? Everyone is makin me feel like im a waste of space", "'I think you should know this. He`s going to break up with you. And I just had to tell you. I`m sorry. I know you love him.'", "a night alone with my piano...and a pro tools session... ill take that ANYTIME.", "now my ds just died whatta letdown!", " Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad", " whaaaaaat? oh no! why didn`t I know you were here?", "Ugh.. apparantly doc authorized my refills on tuesday (and ready to be picked up), but the order status online still says waiting review.", "I HATE CANCER. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.", "I don`t like when my g1 changes. I feel like google should send me an email and tell me all the things they`re gunna do to my phone.", " hahaha well its try its so ugly", "Is fighting a horrid headache with a large Vanilla Iced Coffee.", "would like to go back to bed. horrible headache pounding behind my eyes and all over my skull", "Gah, I`m jittery and upset for absolutely NO reason...", "_whitex gratz on your tix. sux u will be poor tho I am trying to get pj harvey tix too but debating my $$s too", "IS BORED. Can`t even tease people now", "layenn down,uughh dunt feel well" ]
[ "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "saw you walking back from starbucks. I was in the orange beetle", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "ahhh, i FINALLY went to yogurtland. i saved my spoon. hahaha.", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "haha, yeah i meant mall! -winks back-", "yes super lakas ng ulan. buti nalang i have a red bandana, body ko lang ang wet look hahah!", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "I`m in belleville at my parents and someone offered me a bus ride to orillia for 10$ at the mall. Thought of you", "washed eye out but got water up my sleeve", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.", "Those dog pic had me ROLF! The one with the snow stuck too it has that 'if looks could kill look' way funny", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "_ i am glad to break my twitter virginity with you two.", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "__ thank You! I almost forgot hoe to type on the keyboard how long I was anway from my PC..", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "Got back from a week of jamming in the French city of Meyrueis. Feel hella replenished", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Phone went in the toilet The truth is I`m surprised is hasn`t happen sooner!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "_Inovera Hi Jakki! Thanks for the hug - right back at ya", "stopped for coffee at Maryland rest area; so did at least five entire middle schools; just my luck", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "never thought my daughter would want to borrow my clothes... even less that she would suggest that i borrow hers... luckily it didnt fit", "My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "There was no traffic at all on my way home and all traffic lights were green.Im afraidIowe karma a big check", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Driving home to trade cars hopefully it makes it! http://myloc.me/21SL", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", ": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "http://twitpic.com/4j585 - HAHA nice, now I need an iPhone", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "diggin` your moustachio! Looking good daddio!", "Just went through my piggy bank, man there was a hell of a lot of money in there! I can easily live out of just it for the next 2 weeks", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Would defo have done that but Im already booked over t`other side of the country", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "going on a picnic with my dad - atleast i persauded him out of the idea of walking & cycling. yum, special k.", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "**** fiesta at my house in my mouth hit me up for the password", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "Is finally back from the dinner party, had fun, Alice had no wine. I proposed...we`re getting married next week on May 15th 2009", "i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "ohhh wowwww no good", "haha i only love you too sissy!!!!! ring power! lol", "thinks malibu is the drink for me lets all hit the bottle woop woop ****", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "_News I should have gone" ]
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**** it! Must be Morrisons then
[ " guys why did paranoid drop out of the countdown?? thats so not fair iv voted heaps for it!!!!!", " wish i was but im in chicago", "... And, I was the only person who stood up for them. The world is full if spineless ****. This makes me sad", " I also have a brain tumor called Jeffery.", "I can`t eat a hot pocket anymore without thinking about Jim Gaffigan", " I am afraid you`ve had a bit of a #fail as the last two recommendations aren`t available in the UK", "my nail broke I haaaaaaaaate", " how tough was that, just wanted to hug her like my own", "oh how I miss my truck... I could have my whole place moved by now...", " aww that is sad", " I would but you`re too far away", "Cat is anxiously watching wild turkeys in my back yard....I think they have their eyes on my bunny rabbit", "And it stopped raining. Fuckingtastic! )", "_007 Don`t worry, they`ll get bored of it! Just hang in there and don`t give in!", "dev.java.net : the slowest website", "bruise on knee will make it hard to skate tomorrow." ]
[ "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!", "http://twitpic.com/4jaw9 it`s the frog who`s been attacking Chelsey..LOL! Funny", "I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep", "I`m not going to lie, I`m loving the Ace of Cakes wooop! LOST!", "Whaaaaaaaaaat?! Thas HOT B! Super nice!", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "Interesting people like you should never be bored, Tooshers.", "needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive", "_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!", "http://twitpic.com/24mer - i like Mr Piggls I mean Pickles!!", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "the ending is te funniest, you`ll see. ;) you know paranoif is always stuck in my head?? Love it.", "Aight, pau au`au... Heading to the Blaisdell Arena for the Ladies of the 80`s concert!!! CheeHee... Awwrrite!!!", "OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "is off to somewhere.", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "It`s a great movie - My best is the Welsh flatmate", "Yup is ace film tho", "ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****", "I Luv Da movie Say Anything... ? http://blip.fm/~5yroy", "07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93", "Ahhhhh processing shipment sooooooo much!!!!!", "Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream", "I`m so proud of my NAU graduate friend!!! We`re getting ready to celebrate tonight!!! It`ll be an international ordeal~", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "but but but. I want steak", "Thanks. End up going to Makino Chaya", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "actually I could do with going to weight watchers", "i agree with you!", "who sings `I Remember`? i alwaysss hear it on Radio 1 but never catch the artist", "lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....", "it is my honor", "just pre-ordered your new album `Off The Deep End`. Been listening to `Permanent Heart` on repeat since.", ": ''UB40-'Bring Me Your Cup''' ? http://blip.fm/~7af72", "its castiel!!!! [ the angle ]", "officially has pink eye.", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear", "- absolutely loves it.... u r too many things!", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "love it! Really its simple i think of a word and put twi on the front i should be more clever", "going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...", "oh look! traditional Chinese, it`s so charming I love the ? miss those shutters on the doors...", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "Interesting. I type `bike` i get 10 bike company followers. `Download` gets me 5 IT companies. Amused. Can you say `keyword`?!", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "is excited to see Samantha&Denise again http://plurk.com/p/rr5id", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "_xo oh and i know brody and erin", "So ur moomie liked the Pandora? you can buy me one next lol", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "you are now famous in Houston, take a look http://is.gd/ysAh", "http://twitpic.com/4wqfv - dark berry mocha frapp.. heaven.. TRY IT EVERYONE!! here.. let me pass it to you", "big shout out to all my home girls you know who you are", "so our bums really do look big it this", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "Right all strapped in and ready to go http://twitpic.com/4jloj", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "automated ****-downloader would have to know which **** you like. youporn has this new recommendation feature", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "Hahhahah I`m watching the greatest movie ever", "Morning, that`s not mean, that`s just smart", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "Nice start to the holiday!", "@ ginniejean there`s a lot of mojo all over the place... yes.", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Morning and hope everyone has a great bank holiday", "I know that feeling.", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "sign up for tarte news http://tinyurl.com/dde2v6 my intro in the newsletter AND 20% off first purchase 2for1", "is gonna have an irish wedding", "Yeah, it`s good! If you`re not going to use it, give it to me! I want to watch Star Trek", "whenever you are mama! Let`s do it", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Good Morning! 'RETURN TO WILLEN ISLAND - Spring has most definitely sprung' ... http://bit.ly/EyRtT ... enjoy", "oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "http://skipall.com/8p.png The come apart easy enough", "ahaha im here carlos;; Wasssup?!", "http://twitpic.com/4j6kc - man i love your shelves! way to go diy diva!", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "happy happy joy joy is that good enough for you", "I suppose it has a certain 80`s charm. I`d personally hold out for the motorola 8 track phone. I like my phones chunky", "_benson Loved it! You continue to delight us Amber. Great job on the backing and the video by . Kudos.", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "Lester? Guessed her? Yester-day? You can think of something. No cop outs now.", "Looks like I got a new job", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "we will support you", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...", "Black Russians makes me think of a 'white russian' and this movie quotation: 'that rug really tied the room together.'", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "hehehehe oh i love the Purate ENglish sooo much", "look, no matter the ethnicity, women are something else! fellas, can I get an amen? *dueces*", "Would you travel to the UK for one? The big US meets sound great, I`d love to go to one of those, so many furs & so much art", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "ok gotta get my sub before everyone wakes up", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "Its so nice i ahd to work today", "Yep: http://bit.ly/15yyId We go there for Christmas treats!" ]
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NOOOOO I hate traffic
[ "really sick and tired but my body`s resisting rest!", "My ipod has taken it`s last breath... Im truly devastated. I have lost my public transportation companion", " yeah, its super **** today Stupid writing! ugh", " wtf pogs are back too?", " That is annoying. What gear is it? I`ll take it off your hands", " Ok.. so what do you think of a snapshot befoooore the vid recording on Seesmic so the ladies dont look like freaks? just sayin", " just answered you- never learned how to write in French- just basic stuff-", " i am so sorry", "someone please tighten some bolts in my brain :s there are too many parts loose, some might even be missing", "[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June", "... Still feelin like blah... 3 more hours", "I have the worst stuffy nose EVER. Lauren`s spending the night, and I took too much Sudafed!", "is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.", "why im not sleeping !!", " yes but 75% are on the wrong wireless plan", "No free ice cream though" ]
[ "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic", "bye bye South Beach....u never let me down", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "_la_mania i have no mask to whoooops", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "Weather is back to being great! Shame I have to wait in for my delivery", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "ok, back to the dentist today. All I want to do is bask in the sun", "I wish you weren`t going to a 19+ venue in Vancouver", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", "I want to be at", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "I should learn not to walk all day, and then sprint through sprinklers without stretching.", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "_bennett gotta go drive my Dad around today, but i`ll be back this afternoon.", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "no happy hour for me today", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Ugh. Going to skool", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "happy star wars day everyone off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol", "i so can`t be bothered working tomorrow!", "yooo! Its rainin dumb hard out.", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "no FF tweet for me?", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Haha it`s not awful at all, but I think everyone hates the sound of their voice when they hear it played back, I know I do!!", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "I blocked him too, lets hope it just goes away forever", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "just say no reeesee cup", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "I know. There`s no reason for any of that.", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "I want to see 'Too Fast to Transport in 60 seconds'", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "its true...i can never be like _Bambu never", "it didnt - from research the traffic in this beautiful system of twitter is approx 100msg/second.. mine only grabs 6msg/sec", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Yeah, I`ve never seen that! But, I guess I`ve never really needed it.", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks" ]
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!! I miss you too.
[ "just watched devil wears prada, and i want to live in new york city more than ever. why must i be so poor", "how do I vote for Mr twitter universe??? I`m a bit stuck", "bed bed bed do you never answer texts anymore? I thought of you the other day and sent one but never heard back. Sad day", "Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq", " what is I/O psy? I`m taking psy101 starting this Monday, not looking forward to going back to school but", "i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now..", "now i dont feel so good", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )", " UGH I HATE QUEUEING", "Just got in a bit of a car accident, poor Patrick", " Hiyaa! How was Tour? Really disappointed that I couldn`t make it Hope your all Dandy ;) xxxxxxxx", "I HATE CANCER. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.", "Just banged my bloody foot! ow", "Can`t sleep....restless mind! Agh", "I would of won that contest if I weren`t to have chickened out", "Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold" ]
[ "Oh, amazing I have two too and I need to have the third (yn)", "http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!", "Thank you all for your incredible support and encouragement-it means so much!! You constantly bless me & I am thankful for you!!", "thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox", "@__sugar oh no i am always here ;) <3", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "_achillies Thanks! And yay for being in my guild!", "thank you cici right back at ya!", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "Chica! Two more days! I want the US Elle too.", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "look, i`m following you!", "finally home crazy party 2nite! thanks 4 driving me home!", "OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "Yay my friend Glen is here. Now i`m like this", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "Smith/Amherst mini-reunion last night was fun- how i miss the old days", "so glad, I hope yall make it back down near New Orleans", "oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well", "Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.", "Yeah ill make sure i keep you updated.. i get it all delivered", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "thanks, Mandy! What a good sister you are. That may be true, but unfortunately my road tires can`t say the same.", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "testing.... Hey! I gotta add you as someone to follow", "I think i`m falling in love with you!! **** #iloveyou", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "LMAO...but you`ll still have me! I am thoroughly enjoying our conversation", "awhhh It was so nice to see you.", "Oh dear, it will be late there.... good ol Michigan! Well I look forward to chatting with you when our wakeful hours overlap.", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "I just texted you but I hope you know you are my favorite", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "hahah i loveeee him though.", "hi thanks for the follow good luck with your friend? ha", "I wish I was out of school...But sadly, I still have like another month left.", "thanks for agreeing with me", "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "intentando intentarlo ONCE AGAIN!", "of couuuurse fika i`ll pray thes best for you then.", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Thank you so much phaoloo !!!!", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.", "ha ha thank you!", "sounds good, the one I was too was also fun", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "Wow! Some person u are!", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "haha Mon...Do you really want me too send it?", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "aw. I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?", "You are sooo lucky. My fiance is away w/the Marine Corps...haven`t even seen him yet!", "May the forth be with you .....", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "I love your tweets... Your sweet", "they were lushh wernt they, i managed to keep up to lol aww they were amazing ****", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "Thank you That`s really of sweet of you!", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Hey Sherri! Thanx 4 da messages Wondering if u could follow me? Plzzzz", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "home after spending a day catching up with my old pals", "NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "so glad i`m not at uni anymore", "happy mothers day mommy i love you so much, dono what id do without you ??", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too", "At wrk ...gtta come back tonite", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "I just added a butt to your name in my phone after I made you go home in the cold. Because I love you!", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!", "@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****", "we will support you", "_ann_cole i thinks thats right lol... please follow me... much appreciated", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "Thank ye, Vaneta. Much appreciated", "thanks for following, it means a lot to me i love hey monday!", ". welcome to Twitter!!! Love you!!! Can`t wait to see you next month", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy.." ]
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I am so sorry I missed your tweet I was on a nice long chat across the border with pastel. Did you want the recipe? email?
[ "leaving florida want to live there forever! Texan*Girl", "I SO should`ve gone right now!!! *wish I could alter time!! *", "Just got my **** kicked in Tripoly lol I got such bad cards... i suck", "Heading home. Could really have done without banging my head on the way into the bus", "i think my cold is getting worse, not better!! i cant stop coughing - it really sucks!!", "Im a loner haha suckss", " is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "wtf my pic isn`t showing", "I need a friend right now , I feel like mmmm ... sosad", " yep, so I **** it.", "Man i am being boring today not tweeting How are you guys?", "Whats is up with me! I am spilling everything", "At the library being friggin bored.", "omg i just slept like 18hrs in the last 22hrs... i think i`m dying or something reminds me of catcher", "R.i.p. to my lil sis`s cousins babyfather Jimmy aka GemStar" ]
[ "HAHA I took the quiz on fb and missed the mcfly one", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "u think i could call u tnite?", "heya thanks for accepting the add", "are you all going without me", "hmmm no but I am member of knitterati.com.au what is ravelry offer?", "Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Wish you were here, babe", "that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "How did your book signing go? If I lived there I would`ve came!", "Hey, thanks for the follow, wow this is exciting a new tweet.", "you better come back soon! <3", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "Thanks darling girl ****", "Thank you That`s really of sweet of you!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "aww bless you guys are so cute.. are you still in touch with any of the other BB contestants? xxoo", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "Holy cheese sending things to the motherland is muy caro", "Thank you! I appreciate that.", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "You saw that fraktastic zoidberg painting that was tweeted around last week or so, didn`t you?", "_K Why thank you ver much! I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.", "cute Time for a twitpic ;)", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday lol", "Haha yea if i knew yew wanted 2 go i would have told yew", "Thanks to all the people who added me on Skype If you want to add me, my name is same as my twitter name, and my YT name, and Blogtv, etc", "hey dude im finishing my lullaby dude i saw a pic of you w/ long hair umm lets just say keep it short ha", "forgot the montel quote and it was a good one..", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "y�n t�m, sang n?m s? th?y **** m?c Tr?n tinh twitter tr? l?i L� Th�ng , Th?ch Sanh nh? l�m quiz m� c??i ???c c�ng ch�a", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "oi i love you", "wah....American Chocolate Cheese Cake for my chweet mummy ! muaxxx", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "hey!! how are you??? you found me", "You`ve been featured on #ykyat http://ykyat.com/~37nnd", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol", "u go to profile then ill help u from there cause ur right next to me!!! he he he", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "can you follow me please?", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****", "ummm not with me?", "fingers crossed for you.", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "Baking WIN! Thanks for that!", "I want to chat with you in Im some day.", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Yeah I`ve been going there for the last month!! SO amaaaazing, I`ll bring some back for you", "I like tweet deck and I`ll try the other one u recomended Thanks", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "Wow. That`s looks really good. I wish I had some. Was it good?", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "Hey David, I`m wondering if you received a letter that has a song in it? From Malaysia? please reply and have a nice day!", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "i hope you feel better", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "Hi Sharon Missed you on our x factor last year!! Come Back!! x", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "hoping to hear from you all soon", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "Thank you so much phaoloo !!!!", "hasn`t shipped yet I won`t get over there until at least 7. I`ll call you.", "finally shifted from Twhirl to TweetDeck so I can filter through my close friends` updates happy monday peeps", "pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me", "Kewl Sounds good. Will wait for it. Thanks", "i hella wanted a sausage mcmuffin but when i gt there breakfast was over", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Lara, thank you so much 4 the #FF recommend!", "sup guys, just downloaded tweetdeck, gettin a move on right now : D tweet me some nice clothes sits or summat x", "http://twitpic.com/4wrxq - whens your little gingg getting twitter ? from g + j", "the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "Trying to figure out how to use this twitter thing Hahhh", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Hello. New follower lang po. Tweet to meet you.", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "One of the fake 'you's followed me. Haha. I so wish it would be you instead!", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "Added Twitter updates to Facebook page at http://tinyurl.com/d4cxze wondering if this one will show up...", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "hello I`m up late playing on the internet. I love you!", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "thanks stephen, appreciate it" ]
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pandora is blocked at my work bummed
[ "Not only has it broken but it`s Monday!!Does this mean Monday can be fix`d? ? http://blip.fm/~5jgio", " I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.", "BEP KILLED IT! Oh and leighton meester waved at us!", "so freaking tired. It`s like my body refuses to move.", " i cannot deal w/ this tweet. lol.", " I think I`d be like Phoebe`s mom on friends - Stop the movie before the sad part.", " DAMMIT! lets have a private session", " So sad that schools have to close.", "producing the 6 with then anchoring... and a sad goodbye to Miss Lynne Ashminov we will miss you!", "sitting around doing **** all....tired", "I think at this rate.. Ill be in class until 4... Sigh.", "_nl they`re bees that will be trapped into my honeypot", "Omg, my mom just called... Im too late... Hes gone", "Awaiting reply from two projects. One cancelled.", "I can`t upload a picture. Everything`s too big", " i dont have a bank. i cash my **** at tom thumb. i`ve had four bank accounts--and they`ve all gone negative" ]
[ "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "Trying to watch your vids, but the audio has been disabled", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "NOOOOO! serena and darrian don`t remember each other, and i`ve been waiting all day to see them confess their love", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "Walls of Jericho please come to WORCESTER asap! Candace pleeaassee! Why did Flee the Seen call it quits? whyyy?", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "phone was acting crazy today so i missed all my tweeties` updates but i fixed it", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.", "at the office, trying to solve the mystery of whose blood is that in the bathroom toilet.... eewwwww", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "I work in a room in the middle of the office, thus no windows. We call it the programmer cave, I can only imagine the sky.", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "Bought some little plastic personal wine bottles at Jewel, perfect for rooftop boozin`! Wish I didn`t have to wait so long!", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Thanks! Unfortunately the EU had probs with his satellite provider, so even though his TV LOOKS great, it`s basically useless", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "no happy hour for me today", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning." ]
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_xox Oh god, everyone`s dying. But it`s mainly justin depressing me
[ " lol @ half - I already have a bulky desktop- I`m geared up for super slim and light: SSD performance is unreal", "_Gates am also gutted...the end is nigh x", "ohhhh, how sad...I didn�t get it!", "i think that studying has really started taking its toll..", "_**** awww, that sucks", "Evaluating my people...Dont like this part of the job", " Hello, yourself. Enjoy London. Watch out for the Hackneys. They`re mental.", " Homework bound for the whole weekend, not so fun", "My friend ..has cancelled on me for tomorrow, Now i have nothing to do...this makes me sad... xxxxxx", " those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle", "Insomnia at its finest. Go to bed at 11:30, fully awake at 2. Grrr. Anyone want to call mee?", "Forgive me good lord for this time I /knew/ wat am I doing.. Except the mighty oracle just didn`t *&@#ing care to fully support UnixODBC.", "im quite upset do I really look under 15 :| they must have thought i was 14 or something ! Whatt ! thats unfair", " I would totally take you to prom...if i hadnt already gone sorry lol", "I`m so pissed off today n sadly.. Can`t even share the reason here", "Apperently ea knows my copy of the sims 3 is not legit and is upset" ]
[ "i work in youth justice", "Listening to Someday We`ll Know... It`s raining!!!!", "Type cold in my room", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "My ear are popping.", "at work till 7.", "Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre", "Counting the minutes when my dad`s g-friend is leaving", "Work is a no go", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "In class till 12 wishing the rain would go away!!", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Is It The Bit Where Hollie Started Crying?", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "I should stop trying to reach", "is listening to Jello Biafra at work.", "I have to go to work.", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Use twitter, quit life", "thats my moan for the day", "I should be doing history.....", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "Oh God bless you", "i have nothing to do", "last day of classes!!", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Lucky u Im stuck in the rain...", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "I want to party down!", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "I need hugs from Joe Jonas", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "i hope my morning show doesn`t get cancelled!", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Still no Internet today", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "on my way to orlando and its raining", "you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "nothing right now to do", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "all work, no play.", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "STEPHEN KING FO SHO", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "What happened to Dave?", "I hear you ...", "All I want is to see him tonight. and I know it`s not gonna happen.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "I prefer overcast days too. Sorry it`s hot where you are.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "my last full week of school!", "I`m dying to read it! I hate England.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "fo sho, im down", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "i`m getting this assignment done", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "i really needa find more stastics", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "I wish it would rain...but it won`t", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "Working god I hate it haha", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "im at scotts being a fatty", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "It`s about to rain!!", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!", "what`s going on ?", "the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!", "don`t worry just sleep.", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!" ]
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i know, and we gotta wait until earl 2010, i think or very late 2009! its just wrong
[ " Sorry. I`m a squirrellist, and I only talk to black or sliver squirrels.", "feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd", "I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat.", "Been working on my freakin` computer trying to save stuff on a harddrive and it seems I failed miserably.", "why im not sleeping !!", "no one calls me anymore", "_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch", "FINALLY...the internet is up. The server is down in Phoenix and it was **** up.", " Hello there, Taylor I MISS YOU. Its been 2 months </3", "i have runny nose... i can`t breathe.. terrible feeling...", " we miss you in SE Asia. Come visit us when you have time.", " You`re in Miami right? I don`t see a hand delivery in your near future unfortunately", "_ Heading off to Poole around 4ish, has some serious gardening to do before we go, no Tweetdeck til Sunday evening,", "_dubbs curse you, igloo dwellers!!", "sick n tired of people who steal other people`s work", " I don`t get as much time here either. It`s going to get worse now that the girls r home for summer. It stinks." ]
[ "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Kewl Sounds good. Will wait for it. Thanks", "I can`t join your game... it`s a private beta", "Less than 99 days til warped tour.", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "everybody is leaving work early except me", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "nope - just playing with one i think i`m going to wait for the next iphone", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "I just want this whole day to hurry up,", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Addictive isn`****. Biz could definately be better! Folks have just slowed down on getting their done.", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "i know! This season has just zoomed by!", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Nobody is up this early", "wish it wasn`t raining", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Now I need to change my monitor", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "time to start unfollowing some people, i think", "Counting the minutes when my dad`s g-friend is leaving", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "going to bed. night", "We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "work 4 - close", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "at least you have a next year into the big wide world for me!", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "There will be NO vidoe evidence! I can`t wait, though. Now I just need 2 find a regular partner if I end up loving it!", "I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "waiting for my mom to get home", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "Starting the accounts for this year.", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "i havent laid my verse yet...", "I agree, however I can`t sell until I`m a full brick & motar store... soon though hopefully", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "not if you have to be to work at six...", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "my day is going way too fast", "you obviously havent seen my mrs first thing in a morning", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "there was a mix up with my dentist appt this afternoon. so they rescheduled me for tomorrow @ 9am.", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "thanks clair, I haven`t watched it yet.", "Operation Mischevious (Pinwheel) to commence in 25 min... lol waiting on Ed to show up", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "for me they`re not", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "ah wait! we can only go if you can get us to and from cos my mom`s tires are nonlong distance till she can buy some new ones.", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "video is not available to us foreigners", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "congrats to the A`s!! ugh, we still have til the end of june", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn." ]
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_watkins Oh my gosh ian i always miss you when your on
[ " Didn`t think of that. Why can`t people just be nice? Why would anyone think it`s ok to say that, much less make a movie.", " it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?", "God, I HATE scary movies. They are not at all. I`m such a wimpy.", "Visiting the grandparents in Manhattan, and dropping off my sister for the week! I wish I had an excuse to be so tired today..", "does not like ups much today...", "i hate getting put on steroids. my face", "Bruno arghhhh i cant wait", " without ur tweets i feel lost hit me with something", "Working late at night on a Dell notebook, Dell`s quality has gone down hill, warrenty service sucks too, poor people buy a Mac instead", " ME TOO! hehe i hate colds. totaly annoying...", "Im mad cuz i cant get any picture to work.", " it feels like ages away! More than 5 months", "gonna have a lazy day today", "_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then? LMAO", " noooooooooo my parrents found my stash", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee." ]
[ "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "is playing Uno http://plurk.com/p/rprl0", "I`m either always on the train or at work", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "i am talkin on da phone and typin at da same time", "I wish I can see clips of your show that you hosted. Hottie Shawn in the 80`s! and yes your still a Hottie!", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "As long as you take me with you", "oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "tts ridiculously sweet of you", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "I should stop trying to reach", "You too, my friend", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "Yeh yeh. I would switch to Cingular, but I have more friends on T-Mobile. Free minutes, yo.", "bye y`all wolverine soon ooaf hugh jackman, tell ya what he can sctrahc me anytime ;)", "I used to have a remote for my tv.", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "what`s going on ?", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "F...you very very much willkommen im Twitterland", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "i totally owe you a week of on-call duties. i appreciate not having those while jill is in town", "aww way to make me feel special", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", ": yaaay, you`re back .FINALLY!!! i love reading your tweets ;D. and you ;P", "i cant call im at work", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "i havent got a call", "_morley LOL I love your kids", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "I wish I could sleep forever", "I love Broughty Ferry", "Do you ever sleep?", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)", "twitter tends to do that to us", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "hi thanks for following me. u doing much? been a long time since i last chatted to u", "you guys are an awesome couple", "where`s the UK love?!", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "ahh i love u! u got a twitterrr", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "who you snugglin with Tila???", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!", "_Cullen10 That`s so nice to hear i love you, you`re my best friend and my sister *hug u*", "i work in youth justice", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth", "you always seem to know exactly the right thing to say. thanks. - http://ilikeucoz.com/m/1123 #youregreat", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "Is constantly listening to the song Fly with Me...b/c it`s the cutest song...'Peter Pan & Wendy turned out fine'", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "Your second episode of Sonny WAC was on in New Zealand tonight. You were (and still are) AMAZING! ily ****", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "Sat alone whilst jay plays on his phone", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "midnight cry.. wish the person I wanted, wanted me right now", "aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "No code I think coined the phrase Hottie Switchfoot Guy for Tim HSG for short ~wendy~", "Wish I was in Chicago.", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~", "Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us", "http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww he must be an amazing brother!", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "I said hi to u", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "juss dropped the wife off I love her so", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "Hanging with for the weekend" ]
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painting my nails green in an attempt to look like an army person. annoyed that everyone seems to tan apart from me! freckles and sunburn
[ "_1 is leavin bc of racists *starts cryin*", " No but this is our poor week", " I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry", "Cried my eyes out watching My Girl last period hahah", " We wasnt invited to yall get togethers either! Then and was playin security and told us to be quiet!!", "Lots of confusions I`ve at my work place..", "Watching GH. I feel so bad for Carly. OMG, so **** up.", "Just found out that one of my coworkers in St. Paul (who I actually know and talk to) got laid off. This blows.", "So...woke up in time just for work.....boo", "I`m missing one of my diamond earrings. This makes me sad.", " im sorry. I fail.", "is soooo hungry right now! Why is it not lunch time!", " that truely is sad news to hear we are all created equal, so sad to know our neighbors are such prejudice people", " So sad...found otu about your boot camp too late. Oh well, may be in LA that day anyway.", "Has been underpaid just when i really didn`t need to be as well.", "_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!" ]
[ "very malakas ang ulan. how will i go to fort", "I just wanted dippin dots", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "hm i`m happy but i want to join drama practice today !", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "On the way to home", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "I`m only 6` 0'", "going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow", "Everyone At My Place Tomorrow Bonfire, Tofu Dogs, And Austin Powers.", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "u drink mor than all th #g1freaks put togetha!", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??", "eww What r u doing atm?", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "Time to play the drums", "Try have a read of the Paul Mckenna book I Can Make You Thin, it has some good advice on how bad traditional 'diets' are", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "So confused about what to do?", "lotsa water. it`s already dark out", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Believe it or not I`m a super geek", "spring pictures today going to schoooool", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "making mother`s day gift", "lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week", "I think we could be related", "57 days till my 18th B-day", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "It`s kind of like your birthday is 3-days long!", "Photo: Got my prints a few days ago, ready for the NorskArt exhibition http://tumblr.com/xht1phgl3", "How do you spell ppphhhhhttttt?", "I just got a twitter account", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "I am at my grandparents place", "happy almost mother`s day", "well maybe someone will care", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Then what about Domina Sun Girl? I think that fits better.", "it`s looking bright, so I think the sun will put in an appearance, and then guess what - lawn wants cutting !!", "need to pass the exams", "Surgery when I wake up", "who is ....lili homie...LILI.... and i am black 75% to be exact lol", "pink bubble baths and champs", "#avatarcamp photos, perhaps? lol (just itching to see them!)", "hope u feel better sweetie", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "im joining twitter lol", "ummm not with me?", "listening to some music!", "I want some ice cream", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "yeah i`m not shy doing everything that i can and still nothing http://blackird72.etsy.com check out my sale, no bites yet", "With my jordie for a little bit", "On my way to school!", "I want to be in love.......", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "The dayem computer #twpp", "I don`t know how to use this", "can i have itL", "Having a cup of tea", "yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "email those pics on ur labtop to me... I wana put one of them as my background! http://myloc.me/21DS", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "spending a `girly` day wif my four big sisters! shopping. pedicures and dyeing eachother`s hair. ohh yeah", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "my little felted thing looks like an incestuous by- product of two of your lovelies", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "polyester, protester, quester, semester, sequester...hope this helps", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "_Foster Just so i can see how they look with the other icons. Both themes btw.", "add me up: http://profiles.friendster.com/americanidolislove friendster.", "On my way to Ft. Knox http://myloc.me/1Zyg", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "don`t worry be happy Ryan", "can u follow me please", "in my opinion one gray hair is one too many... I have way too many as well", "day started off bad but got better", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "will just take a bath", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "I`m there all weekend, expecting it to be way too hot", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "LOL! That is just the way I was brought up.", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "i got baby g wach its zi same as the 1 lady gaga wears in eh eh film clip but in pink!! I LOVE YOU KAY thanks a heap i win olivia" ]
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#fieldnotes I ordered some on the 8th and they still haven`t arrived. 3 weeks and still no books
[ "at work getting a quick bite to eat before having to kill my wrist self addressing 500 envolopes", "Is feeling really bad about goofin` on not knowing she really wasn`t at the meeting! Dang I`m sorry! Me & my big `ol mouth", " not really having a good night... missing my little girl...", "is feeling her eyes burned-fried after 10 hours attached to the screen uploading new summer clothing for my store www.Chittypulga.com", ": Help Jen I had a Monster Energy Drink and now I`m crashing.", " workies with dad? aw that sucks working on saturday morning. I`m about to study, when are your exams?", " AHHH! still not following!! Do you think she forgot??", "In the mood for shrimp scampi but I don`t have vermouth.", " sadly that is so true", "which was so UNLIKE the POs in oakland. they hated me", "Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!", "feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd", "Work till 6..then dreadful tv shopping cause mine broke", "Stupid shopping bags left a red mark on my arm", " movie out today but i cant go see it", "' ...not academically of course. ' I miss him already" ]
[ "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "just got back from donating blood", "amason seems to think hamburger a-go-gos don`t get it till october! well now....", "I`m going to Cali in like two weeks! But it`s nor cal", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "Education doesn`t move forward because we keep repeating our past (sigh)", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "I`m 3 days late, but happy birthday Hahahaha", "my GF has an interview with them this week", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "two hours till our offer on the house expires no word yet! Come on people, sell us your house!!!!!!!!!!! #Parker #Colorado", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "They closed all three locations.", "Talk at you all lates!", "bought my dress yesterday!! Only 12 more days til Chris is home. So excited! Gavin has his first tooth", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "awesome, I`m glad you like it. FYI - Platinum Notes 3.0 should be out as a free upgrade this summer", "Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "I`m yet holdin` on.", "Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "Mine are older than yours.", "i don`t have texting.....", "Why am I still away at 4am? Cos I don`t have school tomorrow, that`s why.", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "yeah, guess we gotta wait til sometime in June", "that`s such a long time from now", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "I know... it`s already been two weeks!", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Trying to sell my GM stock", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "I still have another hour.", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "I`m in SF right now", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "well us Brits have to wait a few more days for it! I thought it was all gonna released at once! I guess it`s worth the wait!", "tried to `bing` today.. not operational in australia yet", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "Tomorrowland central hasn`t gotten confirmation that I`m signed off on Star Tours, so just waiting to see if they can give me a shift.", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "Theres no such thing", "finished proofing the wedding from March .. now just waiting for export and upload before I can share Still have 2 more sessions to do!", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "I got a Coach purse", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Not yet. I hope to check it out this week.", "no new tubas until 4th of july weekend", "i have nothing to do", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "thanks clair, I haven`t watched it yet.", "ur taking tease lessons from the guys! No fair LOL, oh well, we`ll wait as patiently as we can!", "If you`re going to actually read them you have to at least sign up no fair!", "boo you didnt answer my text", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "Not enough pizza ordered, so I didn`t get any. And it was Pizza Delight too!", "making mother`s day gift", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "Picture or it never happened.", "Day off with nothing to do", "it took me months to understand your avatar", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "there is no sun here in florida..it`s all rainy and cloudy.", "finished the book... vat a good book <3333", "til the next asaran", "It`s been 2 days without gas...the gas company turned it off to do maintenance. I can`t cook.", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "tried to edit the page but couldn`t add my name can you pop me on the list please!", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "going to work, it`s 3:30am", "I need words of inspiration where`s and when you need them??", "why isnt everyone with you?", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "just 3 days left for the offf 2009 http://www.offf.ws/ in oeiras portugal... see you there", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "i have much to learn", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", ": thx for the follow!", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Why online one download this week?", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "Downloading Chex-Quest! Been about 12 years sins it`s final release you say? Your Right!", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "firefox ok, but opera and IE - footer is not ok" ]
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watching Jon & Kate plus 8..can`t believe they`re divorcing
[ " I miss u like cotton candy <3", "aku kbangun gara2 mimpi , very bad dream", " never a relaxing weekend for the allahpundit", "Almost dere really tired eyes r really dry", "My legs are so **** sore. And my feet hurt to walk. Whataday", "My room is too hot to sleep in.", "my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..", "i REALLY miss my photofiltre and photoscape GIMP is too **** confusing", " Shiraz event was in an `anti-bahai` center.not in a mosque or in election campaign.Sadly children wr involved in zahedan", "Sob! I can`t believe I`m ending my work week at the chapter about what Augusten Burrough`s father did to Ernie the guinea pig!", "Just got laid off stupid economy!", "Can`t seem to sleep tonight... Its 3:38am, I need to get up in less than 4 hours...", " ugh! **** it. Today doesn`t look like it`s going to work i`m sorry", " i did that but my INS wouldn`t pay for the therapy so now i dk what to do!!", "urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too", "got so totally lost that I had to pay for a taxi to get me back to where I was supposed to be. Yeah, something like that, lol." ]
[ "'Viewers of my LinkedIn profiel also viewed Barack Obama, Francisco van Jole and Erwin Blom.' I`m in good company.", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "LOVED Britain`s got talent last night! Shaun and Greg were both amazing! Were they HOT too..can`t say I noticed?!!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "FANTASTIC week in London but ATROCIOUS 8 hour journey home", "We in bed now.", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!", "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! SOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEET !!!!!! I miss that age ..... SOOOO MUCH !", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "_tennant yes! Watching season 2 all evening. Wish I could get BBC2", "saw a whole lot of your stuff at Africa Joy Casterbridge Farm, White River in Mpumalanga.was quite thrilled to see ur stuff", "watching Gilmore Girls reruns!! Don`t know what else to do for the day", "k its 3 slices left", "Just found out - http://tinyurl.com/qlrcec - the **** frenchies have set a precedent", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "Phone power is dying!", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "THE VIDEO IS FINALLY DONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", "today is going to be a long day", "NOOOOO! serena and darrian don`t remember each other, and i`ve been waiting all day to see them confess their love", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "just got back from tori`s. watching shark boy and lava girl", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she`s so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg do it again.. Mother Lover skit on SNL was great", "Watching loudQUIETloud documentary about the ever awesome Pixies. Realised Joey Santiago and David Lovering are Twitterers. Fantastic", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "My ear are popping.", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "imma miss dem KObe nd Bron commrcials wen cleveland get knocked out doe they wer funny", "My Degree [Tear] happy moment! http://mypict.me/1ZpF", "omg! I saw ur update nd it said 'David Archuleta'!!!! lol. They shoulda had more David on it! <33 David`s awsome!! t4p!", "thanx for showin luv", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I can`t wait till it`s Sunday, a new episode of Supernatural but then there are only 6 episodes left now", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "is watching 'Wall Street', and realizing that since it is on a movie channel she won`t get a potty break", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...", "yeah I m so happy for them that they should moved on and out there partying I m so happy", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "how`s the baby fever", "_kat why not?? ****", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "woah! I Love the new twitter app! So many new things to do. just got finished watching Jon4Lakers video on this and it was good.", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?", "i`ve just woken up", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "I took my ring out...", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "for me they`re not", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often" ]
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I work for a man that is so bad at his job that the whole team want to leave, and all believe we would make more money if he wasn`t here
[ " Yep! Tail between legs!", " it`s the non-www fail http://www.mymunchies.net/ that works", "Sad face moment of the day", "gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work? *kay<3*", "Have I ever told you I absolutly hate writing emails, status pdates are fine but emails have so much...finality...to them", "Ok getting the pink stripey one it`s the most subtle I`m a bit bored of the floral print! Ok?", " I agree with _Crazy it`s not worth it - block them & let Twitter police know about harrassment.", "so bored Gonna go to the Carnival and get an all day pass tomorrow. Excited for that, but very bored today.", " haha you didnt see my macbook or my 24`` imac in that pic, so feel extra jealous lolll", " yeah I can imagine! Not nice How much longer is your shift?", "Going to fold laundry and then hit the sack. I have boring saturday evenings", "TGIF I don`t like 12 hour workdays I need to stand up, run around 4 a while.... too much sitting!!! Plus, I have honest ade tea 2day! YAY", "my feet are cold.....i hate when my feet get cold", " That is super sad How is Bart etc holding up?", "Sitting in Mrs. Martins class, youtube is being stupid. and i REALLY want a popsicle!!! jealous of Sara", "Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha" ]
[ "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "Waking up at unGodly hours to go to work is starting to get old. At least the coffee is good", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "I don`t mind him not paying rent. I`m just over the moon at the idea of him moving out at least 12 years early", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "you will never be the same...", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "going to work, it`s 3:30am", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "de wereld need more ppl like you! ;)", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "got a case of the bubblies.", "if only that was really my job title", "Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "actually,we r going there in june with my office colleagues,paid by company", "We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol", "better than throwing them out", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Why do i never get to see my paychecks? It`s not fair, the second i get them they`re gone!", "thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!", "im up ..going to work!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "have you ever met a guy thatv was everything you want and need but you never really went for it w/ him ? g`nite Daddy", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "have to change practice pools, someone threw up in our normal pool", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Good am all..: hanging out with ma dad 2day, looking for a job still..", "I think me gettin a physical change", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "It often pays to wait", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "trying to figure it out", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "wants to set up a coffee shop, but he has no money to do it", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "Hes just not that into you", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "i have to work tonight. *M*", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes", "I want to be at", "'dream of a better world because it`s coming' -someone could live off of those words dude", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "well, I was under the impression most people have the urge to buy new sofas To be fair, we`re not tiling, we have a man for that", "Peter, the bar owner is working his way up to 1000 beers-all Belgian. Has coffin for drinkers of Mort Subite", "love how dad said he`d be ready to go at like 3:15 and it`s now 4pm and I`m still working.", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "y r we giving up on people? I actually thought that way for a while too before I found someone who is very intriguing", "Tell my work to give me two days off in a row! Stat! I`m full time I`m supposed to have priority", "at work then back to my baby`s house", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "ya`ll going out without me", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "i don`t have any of that", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "you can use my alotment", "busy wit work how is your business going on?", "I want more followers.", "he already got a shot at having his own show and didn`t prove himself", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "I should stop trying to reach", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "someone really needs to make a kit like that avaialble for home use", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "I think i need some new friends", "everyone`s abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go", "following `cause ordered it", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure." ]
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My poor wife. I`m laid up for another 6 hours on doctors orders, then can`t do much and she is dealing with screaming baby
[ "ya know why today sucks? its been raining, we have no $, & no possibility of a magic friday. so whats goin down tonight?", "Bought new racquet for $145... wish this racquet will do the half and God the rest .well despite recession things are fkin costly", " p.s. sorry about ur uncle", "Sadness The top horde guild that I liked disbanded.", "A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!", "were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now", "In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'", " Wow That had to be difficult", "Still Doing Grench paper and still getting distracted", " not this part, unfortunately.", " Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.", "can`t go to bed An am sooooo tired!!!", "Was outside playing ball with dogs, now all hot and sweaty", "**** week all **** week off to the gym now with the worst headache.", "_N9ne I`m not having a good day", "Going to tmobile i need a new phone this G1 is so not working for me anymore" ]
[ "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.", "don`t worry just sleep.", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "well, so are you but i managed to go to sleep for another couple of hours and wake up again while you`re still snoozing", "it wont let me", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Can`t believe ER is over", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "gonna be in bed soon as Friday`s over soon, would like to plug in!!", "if mom gets paid...", "What`s all your fault?", "Battery is going to die!", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "i`m a bum today", "It`s Friday!!!!....and the sun is out....but I`m working inside.", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "Sounds like a good five days", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "Hubby needs a vacation Thank God we`re leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "I wish my roommates were coming home soon maybe i should take a nap to waste time", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "time to get ready for work", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Going home to get clothes", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "I need a present for my mom. Could anybody help me ?!", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "work 4 - close", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "It is a recession", "Now to go home and cry", "thanks ALOT, stuck at work with it too", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween", "Hope your son is okay!", "That post was for", "OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "Noones talking to me anymore", "is trying to make this sunday last 48hours", "hubby is snoring! but I still love him", "I have to go to work with out my and", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "welcome back! I`m stuck in jury duty today.", "following `cause ordered it", "Hey thats good, my Daughter`s still asleep and Son is drawing, better feed him v soon", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.", "where has my sleep run off to??", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "one week till exam block", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "day started off bad but got better", "all work, no play.", "got a case of the bubblies.", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "did not understand anything you said", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "should be coming out of hospital today", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "I can`t have any.", "Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "going to bed. night", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Half term is almost over", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.", "I`ll be back home on Monday.", "It`s been 2 days without gas...the gas company turned it off to do maintenance. I can`t cook.", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!", "My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better" ]
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looks like the eprocurement e-mail address from office mate is blacklisted by IT here.. asking them to whitelist now.
[ " hahahah of course they have such a nasty display picture :`)", "The poor Pirate had out his last wisdom tooth and is looking really peaky.", "Gees can this week get anymore horrible....now i cant go to spain", "i lost my nintendogs, it`s very upsetting.", "I`m Such a nerd. Reading my first of many books this summer", "_Im_Chris and i cant get to mine keep getting an error", "I should have know that 'extra hand' comment would cause trouble... About to upload House Music and Beyond Vol. 3", "Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq", " Oops! I got taken ...", "Bad day! Work`s TOO stressful...been involved in a minor accident, but everything`s ok so far. Have to cut down immediately!", "mary hates me again i wana walmart it butno one wants to go", " sayid could be dead.", "Is still tired due to late nights out and work and has to b up early again 2moro 4 work bad times!", "I have a broken wrist", " no room for me smh", " did you decide it is a sprain? mine has been bothering me again, but never had it checked out" ]
[ "your understanding would require taking paragraph 3 out of context. But para5 COULD lead to opting out of EVERY class.", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "cant believe ER is all over", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "Re: SWA & Pets - Good news for owners, bad news for people w/ allergies who needed to fly for less $$. Sad for many I know.", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Great... I`ll check it when I get off work... They block Sims at work...", "hey jesse, here`s your background let me know what you think! http://tinyurl.com/cf2yuj", "sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "Well I will send out an email and you all can pick your fave cake and ice cream flavor and the 'cup' part is belgian chocolate", "haha Mon...Do you really want me too send it?", "I saw the note in FAQ about other languages. any thing that would change your mind? need any help or anything else?", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...", "Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall", "thanks will try to behave", "I want a new lappy", "to go in their next live chat.", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "One interlock down one to go", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.", "Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash", "it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "What up ab circle! Anddd It`s still in the box f work", "Yea, D means direct, so only u and whoever u send it to can see it But u can only direct msg someone who`s following u..", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "167 SQL queries to display one single deal page on OzBargain. Looks like I`ll have fun optimising it! Bad bad Drupal...", "? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy", "I have to go to work now.", "now that`s an imtetsting visual.", "Random has an a", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", ": ''UB40-'Bring Me Your Cup''' ? http://blip.fm/~7af72", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "what do you mean jorx?", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "DOUGIE POYNTER REPLYED TO ME", "wut do i do now????", "DON`T PANIC! Hehe, it will be fine. Email it to me", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "hee hee - btw thanks for your LinkedIn tips - i`ve still to use them, but thanks in advance", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "If anyone has a dreamwidth spare invite code lying around, could you please spare me one? Pretty please?", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "last day at Adobe buuuut I just registered for online tech writing course!", "Likewise. However, what was the comment about originally?", "just found out i have strep", "Is my picture showing?", "I need skott right now", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "its too early to be up", "Aww people must be COLOR BLIND HUH random1", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "Adem in, adem uit", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "thx for the suggestion - I don`t think it`ll be easy to convince her cold calling isn`t aweful tho", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "What is everyone saying about the supposed **** pics of Matt Striker? Hope he doesn``t get in trouble", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "wants to go home.", "Why online one download this week?", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "_recordings Alas no - this is all occuring in an office in central London...", "oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that", "Because those companies that make the bag sealers will go out of business.", "looks like is hiding money in an offshore bank account on behalf of last.fm http://bit.ly/CeT0s", "Really really cant sleep x", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Bumper Sticker: 'If you don`t want to stand up for our troops, feel free to stand in front of them' Thank you to all in the military", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits" ]
949
:: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S
[ "Hour fifteen drive. Just left, bored and ate half my food already", "im so stressed out. will anything get any better *sigh*", "I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow", "Ugh.. Fricken Internet is down. Can do like 0 work without it. I want back in college just for the connection", "Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.", " that is a bummer", " 'ICANT LIVE, i cant live!!!' lmao. Oh and btw - oooowwwch my foot hurry with that plaster, im going to bleed to death", "is a lil sad bc I wont be able toeat a hot dog and Big Kahuna cookie sandwich at the Ranger game tonight!", " i got mcdonalds, surpisingly its not a popular drunk food option. its sucks that all diners aren`t 24hrs here anymore", " :o exams. YUCK that will be hectic!", "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us ", "my twitter looks funny someone help!", "is still sick sigh", "Stuck in traffic on the 91 on the way to costa mesa", " Thanks for the R, but, sorry, the LOTR was spam.", "dammit. I need new cupcake tins" ]
[ "likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "Listening to Weightless by All Time Low. Thanks to for making me listening to it!", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "- i sure hope so it was worth it for me too loveu.", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "Oh yea, my pain went down a little bit from laughing so hard which was good and nice for once.", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "me toooooo! Thank u", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "weeooow, i feel fat.... i remember when i used to weigh that much pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttttt long time ago, hahaha", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "At least you made it", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "oh I know. and I aprreciate it it can be my back up plan", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "not really ;D nice pic . no but could u imagine those 2? ... i thought so", "Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "That`s a relief! I feel better knowing it`s hereditary. Have fun!", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "will deplurk too. buhbyeee http://plurk.com/p/rp3ir", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "_II It`s foggy here", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "I WANT A HUG!", "Awww, it does remind me of getting ready for the ball.", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "i always feel last.", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "Yes, maybe, but for today, I write", "_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "strangely enough, yes. but then it works for me, may not for everyone.", "well maybe someone will care", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "Um k.. this is NOT Close My Eyes.. this song always makes me cry bc my mom is gone but I <3 it anyway..", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "- Try this one", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "Ashlie, thank you. You made me feel a little better.", "Sorry for your loss. I know how you feel. She or he was a lucky cat.", "but im not complaining.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "Love story on loop for the past 30 minutes. I love this song.. It makes me happy, like this!", "I know haha night", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "i can almost imagine what the call taker must`ve felt like taking that call...especially if they have young ones at home.", "_blache Night! Doze well.", "_emily i wish i was there to hear that!", "_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people" ]
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[ " it starts @ 6. But we will be there until they throw us out. Traffic will be crazy!", "Charter is pissing me off, the rest of the internet can access my blog except me should have it fixed soon they say, we will see...", " aww, we will miss you. At least you get to go home right?", "_d I can`t view anything, Gerald. Not only am I banned, I can`t even read the **** place.", " - they have their headaches the morning after, instead!", "Phone disconnects my internet. Right in the middle of an uber. Also, first Tweet from inside of Steam.", " Whom do yu wanna kill ??", "is MySpace mobile free? or do u have 2 have credit... cause they are liers", " thats the crazy part - was for 16:30. but reasons include 'full schedule' & 'travelling with his daughter'... So. Not. Cool", " Oh so nooooowwww youre too busy for me...dam I see how it is! How long we known each other?!?!?", "Layin in bed awake. Txtin my girl in vegas. Wishin I didn`t have to work and I was w her", " I`m trying really hard not to hate you.", " but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan", " NAT!!! I`m going to miss you so badly", "Note 2 all twoloers: neva stay @ a candlelight suites shower is slow and the toilet sux and the bed is tiny!", "i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore" ]
[ "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "I am having the TIME of my LIFE", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "where is everyoneeeeeeeeee ?", "Time for a clean up.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Last days of maternity leave", "Here`s getting cold.. And I got my coffee break 2 minutes ago. Enjoy your drink", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "blues for me please", "I don`t have any", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "why are you sad?!", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "what`s going on ?", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "last day working for Tend", "not sure i can make it", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "my last full week of school!", "I kinda forgot how much I love the darkness", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "is looking for a job", "Hoping the day gets better now", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "it is always sunny on days when i can`t possible be outside. life is out to get me", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful U R cool Miley.^^", "about to go to my boo`s pad", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "I want to be at", "Can`t believe how gorgeous the weather has been today & I`ve had to spend it at work!", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "like almost above my sholders", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "You gave me the inspiration for my last update.", "im at school right now", "Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "DECEMBER... thats like a year away...", "Managed to find a bottle of Pimm`s! If only we had the weather to go with it", "youre not supposed to...", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "i work in youth justice", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Enjoying the cool breeze at the beach. It helps me relax and unwind.", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "sunny day, sunny outlook", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "you`re so lucky. we have 6 weeks until summer", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "its just one of those days....", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "is Chillin`, listening to Tunes", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better", "Ok, I`m going outside...wish i was playing basketball oh well...", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "i miss jack n box and whataburger and oooo taco cabanaaaaaa lmao", "not for too long I hope x", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Wish you were here, babe", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "I`ve gotten a cold every time I`ve flown somewhere 6+ hrs away in the past year. Hope to be back in the pool/on the bike next week.", "I`m in traffic on the 405 and I still don`t see the sun", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "how`s the baby fever", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?" ]
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[ "never thought i`d say this, but i miss my 9-5 job, the commute, my cubicle, free food & coffee and being downtown. why did i quit?", " sorry guys, the WAVVES show was canceled, they missed their flight", " Hey Mitchel when will you be live again? I didn`t get a chance to call you", "The balmain knockoffs in bebe make me sad.....I want the real deal...these shoes look cheapy cheapy.", "Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.", "Tryin to upload a new pic but this **** says its too big", "In the middle of breakfast the school called.Yep...back to get Shey...AGAIN.3rd migraine this week or maybe one that never went away", " ouch does picking your nose count?", " OH FACK U GAVE ME POLICE THATS SOME SERIOUSE ****", " tis a sad day", " sick girl! trying to shake this thing off but no luck .. How are you miss long time..", "Sometimes games are cruel because they`re not real... like last night when I won $128,600 on Wheel of Fortune", " hey! sorry for the late reply.but i do plan on posting on both facebook and twitpic.", "awww i`ve lost a follower i fail", " didn`t know you folks were there, sorry.", "shares I miss my niece and nephew. http://tinyurl.com/mrgqdc http://plurk.com/p/x1ap6" ]
[ "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "Bird poo update... Managed to clean it all off but some slight stainage remains any tips?", "working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Well done doing blood work..its hot out again", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "_x I`ve got my essay plan written out now Looking for a couple of references, then I`ll get writing!", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "lmao i get that alot haha", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "Morning all. First tea of the day, and just about to record the voiceover for a documentary about modern Druidry. Good times", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.", "glad your feeling abit better! I think mine might be nearly gone now xD", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Here`s getting cold.. And I got my coffee break 2 minutes ago. Enjoy your drink", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "but Humira isn`t right for everyone. Some respond better to Enbrel. Ask your Rheumy. But not much long-term testing done", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Grizzly Bear Concert tonight!!!!! Can`t wait. Will my cold be over by then though?", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "eww What r u doing atm?", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "haha wats this about?", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "chillaxing really Yeah man hehe", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "I just got home. i bought twiggies and a toothbrush that promises to make my teeth 60% cleaner. - http://tweet.sg", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "diggin` your moustachio! Looking good daddio!", "So what does that make a queef", "Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "And this is what happens when Swine Flu gets to all of us. http://tinyurl.com/55hq2o", "Off to get Bailey`s tongue clipped", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "Inorite, humid as well", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!" ]
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man i wont be home to co host with you! xo*blair
[ "help! anyone know if there are stores that carry blackberry trackballs? just went to verizon retailer; no luck. do not want to order one", "i know i have lots of comments to return but i have been really busy i`ll get round to it guys, sorry", "I miss my peanut gallery", " why has it been so long since i have talked to you let alone seen you?? it makes me sad", "chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.", "just missed to answer his IM AGAIN! For the nth time! This is making me sad. Whenever he IM (which is all the time), I am always out.", "College work sucks so much!", " Ah, sorry to hear your trip was canceled", " Well there`s you, another Twiiter person...erm...difficult to say really... Let`s just say that you could fit all into a minibus!", "I`m suffering from restless legs and butt syndrome.", "Every time I pay off my library fine, I get a new one. I`m a bad patron", " i got mcdonalds, surpisingly its not a popular drunk food option. its sucks that all diners aren`t 24hrs here anymore", "Hairdye patch test has just smeared all over my WHITE duvet cover **** ****. <3", "ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!", "Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all", "Spent the night finally relaxing with Nogard on WoW after finishing some work Needed to take a small break from art. I really missed this" ]
[ "lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "again, surely the uploading could wait until you got home? I`m all about enjoying the party when you can.", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "proper cba with out!", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "boo you didnt answer my text", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "no are you for sure going?", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "I`m comin wit u!!", "Sigh... you know I am...", "Ur friend sent me", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "OHSHNAPSSS. is she pissed at blair as usual ? hahah. & yeeeah, i bake cookies", "now i`m done! good nite", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "oo never played it thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too", "hey hey hey b", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Homey missed da bus.", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "Work, work. Me not that kind o` orc.", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "its cuz you love me. dont make me sad", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "You can`t. My Grandma will probably be on the phone. So get on AIM!", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "LOL I`m the night owl queen - why you up?", "you obviously havent seen my mrs first thing in a morning", "going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "buy me a taco! haha. i don`t want to stand in line", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "hey u, no not yet soon maybe tomorrow!", "About to go pick up my roomate from the airport....no more house to myself.", "I left that for people to complete", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "DUCKED OFF! I`LL BE BACK IN GA TOMORROW.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "i talk to you", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "That post was for", "go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know", "going on a picnic with my dad - atleast i persauded him out of the idea of walking & cycling. yum, special k.", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "No Rockin on the River for me, tonight...", "ok peeps have good morning I`m going to bed hit me up later", "'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha" ]
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lol - that`s what hubby`s are there for, to think their wives are nuts.
[ "had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0", " im kinda tired enough to sleep, but 'Migrate' has got me up singing along, haha", " loadsa shizze has happend IM SO UPSET..", "is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside", "I need to burp .... Im so nauseas....", "_aka_Rowan he could be talking to me (he`s probably not though ;) )", "Anyone want to stop by Carl`s Jr and bring me a chicken club? Can barely walk...", "friday.....i have nothing to do so sad", "yeah, I was wasting my time fail", " haha, sorry, it`s past my bedtime", "I hurt my foot in gym class.", "I am so hungry! And there is no food for me to steal", "Well rite i gt a headache", " i might have been a child but i was NEVER one of THOSE .....and i`ve already apologised to you for it", "oh i hate friday evening.", " used is definitely cheaper... may have to get later ones that way... but new is ok for now..." ]
[ "OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol", "that party was a great time just got `paranoid` by as a ringtone! yay", "ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "_**** :O really well if u want, we can go 2gether next yr?", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Haha how exciting wat does it look like?!", "love is like a war,,easy to begin, hard to end..fiuuhh...", "Smiling! These guys are! Turn up your speakers and SMILE~life is good! http://www.imtiredonline.com/smile/", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "happy mother`s day mothers.", "Signing off to spend time with my hubby Goodnight / day tweeple! Have a very Happy Mother`s Day!", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "jass warn me b4 u go to nxt war...i am there to have fun...", "Lovely hubby has just spray tanned the back of my legs for me so hopefully won`t look like an allsort for much longer!!", "Hanging with for the weekend", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "what about the dilfs? Oh wait, wrong month....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!", "havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "going to bed happy mothers day people", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "Listening 2 music @ home all alone lol who wants 2 come over & hang with me LOL!!", "is going to run a circle...also...ab zum Spooohort.", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "what`s wrong with dressing in fifties fashion?", "Talk at you all lates!", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "hahahaha definitely! still writing?", "thinks Aaron is pretty darn awesome", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "heyy watching the simpson with shezza and paula", "I am at my grandparents place", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "LOVE LOVE him. http://bit.ly/chLaV @ that tease of Your Baby @ the end... boooooo. still luv tho.", "http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode", "Hope you get to spend the weekend at home.", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "well, I was under the impression most people have the urge to buy new sofas To be fair, we`re not tiling, we have a man for that", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "listening to some music!", "Jeff & I are looking for long lasting love! Just not with each other we both like Men", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)", "is making breakfast .", "dont think me ugly - but tha dumb **** is lookin a lill betta - an he know it!", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "_3 U know - kids do what we DO - not what we SAY ... well, don`t we all, really ....", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?", "so I`ve organised a day of indulgence & luxury for her. A pamper day fingers crossed she likes the surprise..", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "Can you please with that? I`d love some egg +bacon +ranch +bed for giving birth 3 times in 4 years!", "You should spray yourself with the non smelling repellant that stinks to high heaven", "Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him I remember racing trucks with him that ...", "does that mean your going to block me?", "are you TINK`N the people on the street in NY waiting 4 friday are crazy? Brooke", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "had a shitload of fun with her friends", "Now, what on earth led you to believe that?", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "taking care of sick children", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "thats real geek talk! haha...I feel you!", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.", "My ear are popping.", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor", "gooodmorning people of earth!", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "Kids attacking your keyboard?", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "At the DMV uhhhg!", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "lmao I`m glad you guys liked it" ]
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apparently even Novell Moonlight doesn`t work on my Jaunty
[ "feeling sick and wondering if I should get out of bed to go throw up or just go to sleep...", "I lost count sorry I let u down...", " Oh No! Oprah jumped in front again", "Ahhh I`m engulfed in shooooes. Who told me to buy so maany **** shoes", "_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes", " Yeah, `Age of Aquarius` IS a pretty scary song", " what happened? who`s the jerk!?", " they frown on us googling alcohol at work", "My sunburn is peeling,", "I am in so much pain I really don`t feel too good. Couldn`t eat my dinner", "i going to go to bed & i failed miserably at booking a holiday although i do seem to have a new follower. HIGH FIVE. X", " ze Franz has not friended me i think they think i`m a creepy stalker or sommat. Hmph.", "My new camera... http://tinyurl.com/l8pde3 ... RIP my hot pink Polaroid i733", "what a waste of lives ... http://tr.im/mLou", " I tried to translate your tweet using google translation service, but it just spat it out back out at me", " hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no" ]
[ "I tried that pincode... and it says it is expired... you only just put it up.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "The article on language groups in spaceports looks really cool, but i can`t open the site from that link.", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "Hows that possible? No rain forecast for Pinkpop? And I have no ticket", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "I should stop trying to reach", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "my picture wont come up it keeps saying thats a nice picture! but where is it??", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "youre not supposed to...", "Yeah prbly pickin up songs for SingStar. Haven`t checked the last few store updates. And dunno that Cranberries song.", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?", "Graveyard charged my card twice (one correct total, one random amt) from last night`s #atltweet tweetup. Check your accounts!", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "maaaaan! I spent an hour on a project for work, only to have the computer bork and crash and lost it all", "Can`t seem to find the new Mountain Dew Throwback in 12 packs....only in 1 liter bottles", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "That`s not how we share links on Twitter Yours is http://bit.ly/QljYb and you can view your stats at http://bit.ly/info/QljYb", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "nope i cant figure out how to get the updates on my blackberry. . . i need to go running too", "My camera is brokennn", "ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?", "whats with u hating on becky soo much? ur bio says ur nice....guess not", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "anyone excited for harry potter like i am. **** twilight postponed my first love oh well off to find some hai chai", "after 4 years of trying, my cat today figured out how to open the under-the-sink cupboard. time for a target run to buy safety locks", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "Well, of course the envelope I have for the book I need to mail is too small...if it had fit....what fun would that be.", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "and that prob wont happen....", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "But but I dun wanna", "_sm Do you know why we have two Categories on our website? I`m trying to remove one but i can`t.", "I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "read twilight and new moon keen to read eclipse and breaking dawn hmm twilight was better then new moon but there still awesome", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "i need to get my computer fixed", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "[Sarah Mcglaclan song in background] Please donate to jpnnbak` fund of 'Dinero for the cable bill' think of how you will make her", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "what`s that? The sun? No sign here", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "lol i cant drink!!", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "i don`t have any of that", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm" ]
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people with mustaches get super powers and mustaches. no fair.
[ " i made a vid for you proving my skiLLs that you denied but my step dad said he`d disown me if i posted it ~ sowey", "*sigh* i always disappoint people who get in my way... everyone .. i`m OUT.. i might disappoint everyone else here..", " Well I can tell you I didn`t marry my like. Maybe that`s why I`m stuck in situations like I am now", " I have that problem with adult shirts too. It`s so annoying since a lot of adult player shirts don`t come in kid sizes", "What did I learn today? Never post anything you`ve sold on ebay using royal mail. They lose it, I refund: compo`s nowhere near - my bad", "Bummer... I missed Taylor Swift on the Today show! Those were my only plans for the day!!!", "Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once", "is bored, cant go on habbo stupid ban", " ii DON`T HAVE ANY EiTHER", "Cleaned out me Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", " http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much", "god... im suffering greatly... having no hair + sitting in blazing sunshine = v v bad sunburn", " lol cnt its too slow", "Never made it to the gym so will be doing my blowout sans thong wearing company. Phew! But bummer on missing workout", "So many freebies for all my JBnoy friends SPAM THREAD SOON.", "My spellingis awful on twiiter" ]
[ "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "_GANT popularity contest and they think twitter will help.... and it`s become trendy", "You were absolutely amazing in the Wolverine you`re sooo beautiful !! you`re also such an amazing person, i look up to u", "Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "just say no reeesee cup", "_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way tyg", "hey dude im finishing my lullaby dude i saw a pic of you w/ long hair umm lets just say keep it short ha", "having a F**Kin` great day over there Graham isn`****", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "will have to pare down his collection of portraits of and bangbang", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "@ it hurts me that my sister has so much potential and she isnt using any of it what a waste of God-given talent.", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><", "So now we`ll pay more in sales tax...great. Even worse Mom and Pop businesses have to double what they pay in business licenses.", "haha dont we ever do that before many times", "lol what did Perez say now?? please don`t make me actually go look", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "#f1 soon good luck brawn and mclaren fix up look sharp :p", "Dear Mikey Robins: nah, you`ve heard it all before", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Kind of tired of poopy puppy patrol....who knew two lil doggies could make so much um...waste. They are super cute though", "@ BeardBurk: Their being optimistic", "Wanted to get that piercing too but thought it would be distracting to others when I was giving presentations. U think?", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "haha who thought that?", "hey hey hey! lol.", "_magician Yes, apnea, but it`s not the prob. I`m on meds that might be causing this. they help otherwise so much, don`t want to stop", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "Bah DHCP server, why must you keep falling on your face", "_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Wolfram`s got a Chinese Room problem: If Chinese (or Bangalorean) hackers can run it without knowing English, why should it?", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "_Henrie hey david, you`re hot", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "'Completely dishwasher safe, except that the pattern might come off.' Blue Coat humour at its best Three cheers for Viz", "So that is different than normal how?", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "hardware store guy told me the screw would be impossible to remove since the head is completely gone. will get a 2nd opinion", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "yes super lakas ng ulan. buti nalang i have a red bandana, body ko lang ang wet look hahah!", "_iain well my team couldn`t", "WOW AND TO THINK SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY DO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE BUT DONT GET TO GO BACK TO A HOTEL.", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "You can`t spell #melo without e m and o... <3 to my favorite blogging site.", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "I should stop trying to reach", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle", "My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?", "I was sad to hear they shaved too I really liked the beards. I feel like I`m in the minority.", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "AND, We have your fabulous interracial ****! WOOT!", "At least he`s in breakthrough performance tho. I just wanted him nominated in his own category", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "p.s.: UV rays are just as strong with clouds as with regular sun, sometimes stronger. just FYI.", "thats what doting husbands are for LOL!! I hope that once my braces go on, I can eat normally again", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "I love wearing my hood too, even though in Portsmouth I usually get terrified looks from pensioners when i do", "Edward Cullen. <3 Hahaha.", "haha @ playing fall out boy in a bar full of older people. they`s need to be educate.", "Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "4th... Please not! Maybe she`ll get 3 attempts and win tomorrow!!", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..", "Don`t ever turn off the part of your brain that talks ****! That`s where fun comes from", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "wow,that must be sooo cool", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "_Rankin I know! a whole different meat pie back then", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "Licking chocolate crumbs off a Twirl wrapper like Zammo on smack", "It`s not even cold here, but im wearin a big jacket! It`s got cat ears on it", "from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl", "#web20 -- a good metaphor in democratic process: Truth is better served, not by transparency -- but by the opaqueness of private `Vote`", "Although Wolverine wasn`t a great movie, I don`t think it was as bad as everyone is saying...& at least Taylor Kitsch was in it", ".... It was just alriiightt", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "HAHA I LOVE THE WAY U PUT IT 'He lifts our feet off the ground spins us around and makes us crazier'", "Abrams has his quirks for sure. I`ll summarize my post like this: decent flick, but NOT a 'Star Trek' story.", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "decided that wolf in a future Star Trek Logo game would be much cooler than Chewy in Star Wars", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox." ]
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Bad day, just got worse...
[ "Archie Proposes Veronica in the Latest Archie`s Comic. The Longest known Love Triangle is coming to an End. Poor Betty.", "Omg, watching Hollie Steel`s crying is so so painful #bgt", "first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold... this isn`t summer!?!?!?!?", "feels sorry every time I`m printing out, I use like 200 new papers", " sorry change of plans for me :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends", "I miss my cousin so much", "is having headache and colds...", " that really sucks I feel bad for you at least I woke up at eight.", "I`m very upset right now, like I can`t even formulate a complete thought....", "never mind it`s closed sorry Miley", " It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime", " Or your mobile doesn`t like me", "is SOOOOO hungry right now! Should`ve eaten before this wedding.", "60 days today i can`t believe it`s been 2 months. i`m nervous about what i`m gonna say later. but i`m gonna keep comin back.", "I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.", "_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun ****" ]
[ "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I`m sure you had fun though", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Another night of not sleeping", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "TextMate crashed for the first time in 3 months. Not too bad actually #textmate", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "Time for a clean up.", "need to cheer up!", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Lost a battle with the couch....phone has been blowing up", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "(that was a btw -_-)", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "my internet service has been acting strange after the earthquake. Just found out that the submarine fiber optics cable got damaged", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Yes, actually there was some jam twitter traffic yesterday... But it can happen. Don`t worry", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "In KL now took wrong turn after Sg Besi now jam in city center", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "movie then sleep! Today was good day [{H!--D3ff}]", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "Whoo hoo Chuck! Although it is gloomy out, today is a much better day!", ".... It was just alriiightt", "last day working for Tend", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "Really really cant sleep x", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "..the weather may makes it, cause temp fell down to 15C from 30C which were yesterday ...", "Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night", "I`m so getting the cold", "i think it was more the tigers crumbling. so not surprising at all, really ... lol ...", "wow i`m soo hungover", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!" ]
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Trying to recover photos after a problem between Windows and my XD card. Result: shots are all half visible **** Microsoft...
[ " hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x", "waiting to go to 4th period to get the final over with. omgg im sooo gonna fail", "Wtf was that **** 5 mins before the marked closed...FAZ you cost me 4 grand", "Lucy has an upset tummy and sore leg http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/182397", "I have to wait until I get home to watch the New Moon trailer clip. Stupid work Internet access restrictions", "cannot go, cannot refused to feel the pain", "Back is SORE... should not have done that jump last night", " S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*", "Taking back the HORRIBLE shoes my mum made me get.. urgggh. They are some nasty footwear! Problem is, I can`t find any other shoes!", "Where is my bestie when i need him ", "Poor . The flowers are fornicating with HIS nose now. ", " Im home, phone died thou", "On my way to LA. Running a little bit late", "I wanna see my mama but she hasn`t called me back yet MAMA...MAMA!!!", "just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!", "exhausted, but forced into attending a lock-in" ]
[ "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "ummm not with me?", "If I could only update my status in just one place....", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "I don`t know what my Mom gave me to clean my Macbook with but it is SO white now. It was tinted grayish blue from my black desk.", "taking in the local art", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "It often pays to wait", "targeted browser for what?! I just read that Windows Mobile uses the IE6 core as its default.", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "can I help in any way?", "lol ik they are, but i figure i`ve kept it for a year+ without needing virus software or to get it fixed sigh", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "Sounds like you won backstage passes", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "wish u was in the D!", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too", "****. Now you have to cover the whole purse with those so it looks like a pattern.", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "Upgraded Exact Audio Copy to v0.99pb5", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "is helping making a twitter account", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "By the way, let me know when you want to schedule a round or two. Played highland woods monday. Shot 96.", "Now have windows 7 up and running....very very happy it`s got sum wicked new features http://bit.ly/jyWnz", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!", "thanks 4 the folow", "Picture Day for 3 YO preschooler. Light blue striped utton down and kahkis. Wonder what color they will be when I pick him up in 3 hours", "_M aww why psn?", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "Took the cutest pics of Andy yesterday. But I don`t have them. Used my bro`s fancy DSLR & didn`t have time to upload them. I want my own!", "Just got Skyfire (http://get.skyfire.com/). Firts impressions, it looks good but it`s a little too memory hungry for my ageing HTC TyTN", "waiting for the battery to charge for my new DSLR", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Sitting in an empty yearbook room. attempting to figure this asap out lol", "Where were you on Wed night?", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "I really should put up a pic, I guess.", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "I saw the note in FAQ about other languages. any thing that would change your mind? need any help or anything else?", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "@ metro with achan", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "Making a list of SiC 2009 attendances", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "I just about clear my whole office and no sign of it next place is truck, I have yet to fully clean under back seat lol!", "Great... I`ll check it when I get off work... They block Sims at work...", "http://twitpic.com/4j9eo this is how it looks at nights", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.", "laptop has been handed over to the master. I will be getting it back next weekend - fingers crossed! Will let you know", "does it work on the iPhone as my MacBook is flat", "Fml just ran a mile.. And I just got scraped by my yearbook and I got 1/10 on my math test. Eff today", "One final down, two to go!", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "is back from a weekend get away", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Go to main settings page for iPhone and scroll down - you will see it", "Yay got the Internet on my itouch working", "crud is all I can say", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "my girl friend also dropped me", "- mostley yellow and green", "in media still havnet found ipod", "cant get onto twitter on the Internet", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "Done studying bout the earth", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "I thought there was more Fanta in my can than there was", "ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "Last days of maternity leave", "Been helping ex-student with Uni assignment via Skype .... gotta love a connected world. Now sudying `game design`. Even better.", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "You`re welcome! Cutie-pie kiddo.. in your picture btw Love those shades!", "cause i wasn`t there!", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "I sent you a message.", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "is wondering where all her friends went...", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging" ]
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Wish I could listen but because I`m from Canada, the website won`t let me!
[ " You`re in Miami right? I don`t see a hand delivery in your near future unfortunately", "Hour fifteen drive. Just left, bored and ate half my food already", "Its not looking too good outside if this continues, i feel a movie night coming on...", "srsly, nobody evr reply`s 2 me.", " Gourmet pizza = BLEH. Pizza is SUPPOSED to be greasy and filthy. You can`t eat pizza that`s been prepared by a chef.", "Its raning!!! -_- really bad", "_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck...", "`If I don`t believe in Him, why would He believe in me?` -Bring Me The Horizon A chill goes down my spine whenever I hear that line.", " i`m not proud. but os x excels at video/photo editing where the pc lags so much behind.", "a reply from would make my life, he replies usually to the people who call him ****, then he tells them he willblok them", "'No offense, but your hair is bad today.' Life isn`t worth living anymore Nothing hurts quite like hair insults. *cries into pillow*", "_l I blame you for 1/2 price Fridays replacing Free Book Fridays. They don`t want you doing #rrtheatre anymore.", "grumble..weather man.. don`t know wtf they are talkin about.", "The balmain knockoffs in bebe make me sad.....I want the real deal...these shoes look cheapy cheapy.", " hahahaha wtf dianne????? who twitters that lol...i guess it depends who the person is.....", "About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts." ]
[ "It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I`d enjoy seeing, but noooo.", "ah wait! we can only go if you can get us to and from cos my mom`s tires are nonlong distance till she can buy some new ones.", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.", "lohang: is listening to music. really happy about !librefm #audacious combination here`s my profile http://is.. http://tinyurl.com/r5o3zj", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "You can`t spell #melo without e m and o... <3 to my favorite blogging site.", "It`s is in the July issue of OXM... so I don`t have anything to link you to right now", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "http://ping.fm/2UrGP (MPAA shows how to videorecord a TV) via", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "could you post a link to the internet version of the times so that I can read it pllleeeaaassseeeeee!!!!", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "_M didnt get it clear", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "I want to talk with but the calls are so expensive I LOVE YOU", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "I have to go to work with out my and", "You don`t get them anymore?", ":O goodness, i havn`t heard it. i lovelovelove her old stuff though, the overture the underscore is the best album i think", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "-i`d love to be able to bike/bus/walk to work, but it isn`t safe in my area", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "says np- Because of You -- Ne-Yo (music) http://plurk.com/p/svm3r", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "_avenue Love your website! Wish I lived closer to sample the cupcakey treats", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "i have much to learn", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "some1 said if your not online your a no1...if you are online your a no1.. can`t bloody win lol", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "if I do that, I`ll have no pc", "thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "Can`t wait to come home! I miss my Bubba. Too bad my parents are taking him to Canada.", "I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "let me know how it goes I`m praying. Ummmph. I still can`t believe it.", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.", "Hey im a fan from New Zealand. Loving the show even tho we are soooo behind in the episodes! haha. Keep up the good work", "finally got my SayNow account up and running YAYY JBs got a Canadian SayNow number!.. is anyone else using their landline phone? CALL ME!", "add me on myspace?? www.myspace.com/pwnage_org -> pcFOpc", "http://twitpic.com/4bckp - that should answer part of your question", "heyy have you deleted your myspace account cause the link in the side bar wont work it says its been deleted wb ily ****", "aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '", "downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "You lucky girl! I also wanna see them (again LOL) I wish they`d come to europe again, but I doubt that", "International Version of Stand By Me http://tiny.cc/pAVYi PlayingforChange.com", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Work is a no go", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "My ear are popping.", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "I saw that you were calling but cannot answer as I`m in the second hour of a phone convo with my mom and she won`t stop talking" ]
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I guess you are not interested !!
[ " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.", "Should have gone to bed ages ago, **** you tedtalks! Gotta get up early too", "kate is leaving me all by my lonesome", "I dont believe in my eyes or should I say on my browser? OMG OMG OMG", "listening through the Mendeed discog once again. I still think their disbanding is a loss. #metal", "mom is ok so far. just missing jaron", "Ok so 4 needs to hurry up and come wtf I wanna go hooooommmeeee!", "don`t want to go to work tonight", " Swine Flu victims unite http://oinkflu.info", "If recent experience is anything to go by, I fear I might be going off Indian food. This is not good, people. Not good", "absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it`s this sunny outside and b) i have **** loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday", " sorry didn`t get to see you", "i`m sick of waking up and feeling exhausted", "Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!", "Radio Royals AM Transmitter has packed up today... not good Anyone got a spare in your shed... lol", "My mouth hurts. Wish I could cut my head off" ]
[ "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "Brilliant Thanks! Not sure what brownie points will get you though!", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "oo never played it thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "Not eating funnel cake at Mag Fest is what I am doing", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "ok - thats enough!", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "it wont let me", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "LOL that`ll teach me to blindly trust amazon search results without reading!", "Peeps! Me blackberry messenger is kwijt.. no pinging :p", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Guess I`ll take a nap", "You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3", "some1 said if your not online your a no1...if you are online your a no1.. can`t bloody win lol", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that", "OMGZZZ i just realised homer simspon aint real :O haha !", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "i dont want you to go to india", "Excuse me ms.gomez who said you could leave", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "I could see your quote but not vote for it??", "hey are you there?Oyy i geas you sleep...", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "are you all going without me", "Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "I checked. We didn`t win", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "You forgot moi #twpp", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "No one to rub it in", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "not there but wish I were", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "told you, you would sweep haha :-p", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "haha Mon...Do you really want me too send it?", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "but i know i can`t", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "that`s not great guy related??", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "what happen to the maids of yours? Quit once again? ...", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz" ]
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I don`t know what that means, sorry
[ "_k_renee On a Saturday? Not so cool friend. Same job Different position! Let me know when your in town again!!! Miss U", "Oh no adult school again", " naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.", "_E LOL yeah I had a few slices of cheddar cheese b4 sleeping.", "My mind automatically wakes up at 7. Huge fail -- it`s SUMMER! Good morning nonetheless. Gonna get ready for work now.", "can I just go to sleep and wake up in December when my house is all organized and the baby is here?.. feeling like poo today", "_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!", " oh no! thats no good! I pierced my bottom lip on the right side...myself in 12th grade, but we had a no piercings dress code", "how do I vote for Mr twitter universe??? I`m a bit stuck", " I miss you terribly", "Going to buffalo wild wings to meet up with my best friends I haven`t seen in forever! Too bad I can`t eat the food", " I just noticed that They are so ridiculous", " it`s nto as good", "my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be", "I want korean bbq so baddd but no one can come with me", "What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies." ]
[ "let me know how it goes babe good luck!", "I`m concerned for that family", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "jennah can u just tell jay i said good night plz? im asking nicely!", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "_Morales I like you. I mean as a random person, because I obviously don`t know you. but. we think alike", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "i know, don`t tell anyone i dont know if my dad told the famz yet. i think i`m taking it online.", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?", "that`s what she said?", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "baby help me with math", "ya`ll going out without me", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "Ok Twitter - show me what your all about", "babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry", "Good night all... Just set this twitter thing up. I`m very new at this, but I expect it to come in handy.", "I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "I didn`t see this until after", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "hmmmm.... i wonder how she my number @-)", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "'Mamma Who Bore Me' hat es mir echt angetan. 90210 l�sst gr��en. ^^", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "idkk if il get to see it again", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "_marie1 hey beautiful whats up?", "i thought people only went to hounslow when they`d gone the wrong way, didn`t know there was anything there", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "I didn`t find my dress", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "ah . thanks .. appreciate it", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "had someone tell me tonight 'there are only 2 states to be in, QLD and Pissed'", "why are you surprised?", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "thankyou how is ur night?", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "- No I didnt get your text.....", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "i`m doin my tweets on my phone so i have on clue how to reply to anyone. but thank u fiercemichi, as soon as i can i`ll check it out.", "why are you sad?!", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21", "Thanks, none close to me.", "TINK! (whatever the **** it means!!) from your JKUK girls! Show us some love! ;) ****", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "lol, Thanks for the morning Chuckle Not sure if you follow me? Please check..", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Sorry if I`m confusing anyone. I keep forgetting to . The desktop Twitterific is not so terrific Very different from iPhone app.", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Dang! Of course, I`m just jealous `cuz I didn`t think of it first", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "Ok, seems I need to remember what account I`m posting as..... That last tweet was a _FC tweet!", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "I know. There`s no reason for any of that.", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "hello hello hello what u up to tonight??", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "I don`t know. What does it take to butter you up? Actual butter? xoxo", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "i tried to help" ]
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oh no. opera 10 is not google friendly *weeps*
[ "life is so boring without you", "My sister is having a stupid party && I wanna hang out with my friends, but hilly won`t txt me back...", "chilling on the sofa, I hate vaccinations, I feel sooo ill", "My blackberry ran out of juice in the middle of the day...it was miserable! No twitter or email at my beck and call, truly awful", "is gonna be mad hungry when I get home. Forgot my money...", "http://twitpic.com/54khn - I am very sad. They cut down my Pink Tree. I noticed it when I left today to get Betos", "Just saw a trailer for Batman Arkham Asylum and you can play as the Joker. But that`s only PS3 exclusive. **** That hurt.", "i hate that feeling you get when you listen to a song and it completely reminds you of how things used to be & you get emotional", "Not to thrilled about the marathon this sunday, they assigned me on the street. Less $$$", "shares I miss my niece and nephew. http://tinyurl.com/mrgqdc http://plurk.com/p/x1ap6", "ive got a headache now", "nomatter how much i sleep am still tired", "Is feeling like he has a bad flu. Yes. Bad. Flu.", "I`m in VA for the weekend, my youngest son turns 2 tomorrow......it makes me kinda sad, he is getting so big, check out my twipics", "I miss nicc today.", "ah my tummy hurts **** starbucks sugar/chocolate/caffeine" ]
[ "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "glad u liked post looking at the back end now...the sub 2 your blog is automatic. send url and i`ll verify.", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "But now it`s gone", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "Hey Mr Luketic! I don`t have your number to send by phone. You can email me at heathfox.com if that would be ok.", "I found it, I added it, but it`s still blocked!", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", "no not that expensive windows or linux", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "Finally upgraded to Spotify premium - exceeded my threshold of awesomeness some time ago. Now where`s the iPhone app & remote ?", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "I suppose it has a certain 80`s charm. I`d personally hold out for the motorola 8 track phone. I like my phones chunky", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "CloneCloud: actually it`s distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90", "lohang: is listening to music. really happy about !librefm #audacious combination here`s my profile http://is.. http://tinyurl.com/r5o3zj", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Repeatedly rubs thumbs softly and lovingly upon new Sarah Rayne novel. Sigh, and it`s not a paperback.I`m the potrait of profound bliss", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "not playing here either", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", ": G`night twitterverse, much twitter luv to you all ? http://blip.fm/~5yvnd", "Fab, eh? Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "perez....... The YouTube video isn`t working", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "thanks Alen, it seems that we can only submit community news, is this an error, or must we prove ourselves", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "And how! It`s already been 1 year, it`ll be WWDC 2010 before you know it.", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "I seem to have run into a bit of a keychain issue. User differs on /Library/Keychains/System.keychain, should be 501, owner is 0", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "- Tweetie is using Yfrog now, I think, so any chance of adding it to the in-client image viewing?", "again, agreed. but having a program showing your friends are on facebook would be easier than giving every1 yer info", "Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "Come on all you lovely fans Number 14 in the Local pop Charts Let launch an assault on the number 1 slot!!! www,reverbnation.com/suki ...", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program I`m good thank you hehe", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "The website I`m developing - http://woo.sh lets you also share Videos, documents, maps and events - Later music too", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a", "Nothing like 10P to kick-off the Bank Holiday, dig the haircut Luke! Next stop...Selfridges", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "luvvv it- but one aquestion-why isn`t there any full moon crazy tour date for toronto!?!?!?!!??!", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "haha I tried covering it with make up.. It doesn`t work lol so wearing a scarf is the way to go.", "My sources say no", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "classics are timeless...dont believe me, check youtube, google, etc. Numbers dont lie & i actually performed it last night,", "Michael Porter is haunting me again. Ugh. The five forces. But I don`t remember the other 9 strategies for competitive advantage.", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "me and my friends are just sitting here and searching for pictures on google haha, my friend found pictures of her father! haha", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "i think 90% of the irish population of manchester have come to my house today yet none of them are the 1 person i want to see", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800" ]
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Hates bleech!! Messed up my black outfit
[ " they really do. it is a crying shame.", " I am very jealous. I was supposed to go see it in Seattle with a friend this summer but she had to bail out because of work", "My net died so yeah.... I`m sad now", "wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day", " Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x", "I feel sick..like don`t wanna get out of bed, be bothered, don`t go 2 work, turn da light off, pull da shades n tv off type of sick", "All of a sudden I`m craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... my mouth is watering envisioning a bread bowl in my head...", "I`m a new french girl in Twitter! And I speak English very bad", "It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night", "why won`t the kids sleep", "Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?", "Doing a mass cleanout of my room before rearranging it. Just sent mother out to buy me a bin and a bookshelf since mine sucks. Bad mood", "**** awake at 2 am ! i hate sickness", "I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.", "On my way to get the crate and Bella Dolce!!!! Sad cuz is going tto Richmond", " Missed you last night hon" ]
[ "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "i got baby g wach its zi same as the 1 lady gaga wears in eh eh film clip but in pink!! I LOVE YOU KAY thanks a heap i win olivia", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)", "hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE", "_Brad oh, cuz id like to use it on a whole heap on bitchy girls I knoww", "Latest: Saw Animal Collective in Oakland and they were AMAZING! Now, I am trying to clean my room", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol", "yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "i just dyed my hair", "i think i have a fever", "omg in your pic youu look so cuute !", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "Ok, which album to start with? After listening to Frank Black for years I found out he used to play in #Pixies.", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "thanx peeps 4 following me", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "following `cause ordered it", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "I love wearing my hood too, even though in Portsmouth I usually get terrified looks from pensioners when i do", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "so I just had a violent fightclub like **** dream involving heavily tattooed ladies. I didn`t wanna wake up. lol.", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "i cant believe this woman talked me into getting a different hairstyle...real talk though...i have no clue of what to do with my hair", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "Oh no! Poor bears i just had a nightmare i wrestled a huge snake and won", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "whatever u want us to wear / stick / show off around DUMBO Brooklyn & Manhattan", "'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "you look smashing darling is trent reznor really getting married i just want to rip out mariqueen`s fake **** -_-", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "youre not supposed to...", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "My throat is on fire", "is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON" ]
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I feel like **** cause I couldnt sleep last night and went to sleep at 320 n bk up at 6 soooo tired!!!
[ "Very bored. All day, no one 2 talk 2. Missing my BF (and his kisses). Hols almost over, don`t wanna go back 2 skool.", " i dont have a bank. i cash my **** at tom thumb. i`ve had four bank accounts--and they`ve all gone negative", " nope, up tomorrow I`m tired need bed", "DotA is an addiction...i waste 6-7 hours playing dota", "GIVE A HATER A Hug ? Why would you do that? I don`t like mwean people", "sore from ultimate... trying to figure out how to pay for school next semester...", ": Yeah, I fell asleep I`m sorry. No way in the world I was waking up @ 7am lol. I had to work @ 9am.", " oh my... now im offended. ha", "friday.....i have nothing to do so sad", " Damnit all. That sucks. You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol", "**** wasting deodorant... i aint goin no where... i aint havin company let me funk it to ya!", "Awwwwwwww man my baby dried up.", " I`m so sad I missed your calling time, I got home from practice too late", "Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow", " time to leave a passive agressive note to the owners. It`s not the dog`s fault... it`s their **** owners", "Last night, bad guys tried to enter in my garden . I was alone and I really got scared. Now, i feel really stupid. NOT FUNNY" ]
[ "thats my moan for the day", "That post was for", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "i`m sure you`re sleeping, but you`ll have to tell me your favorite part tomorrow. i laughed pretty much the whole time.", "Why is it so dark outside?", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out", "Laying in bed texting. Good night ya`ll", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "I`m feeling higher than Mt Everest", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "I`m really full. Had a HUGE breakfast.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "bout to go to bed... pretty good day for a Monday.", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "its a hott tuuneee,", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I don`t have any", "Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "Spending the first night in my new place!", "lay by the pool and take a nap. my agenda for the day", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "Going to bed, with peter.", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "Today was fun <333", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "are you not well?", "I`m sleeping on the wooden couch tonight!", "now i`m done! good nite", "Is feelin right rite now", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "finally got home and get to sleep! had a great time with and friends!", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Has an hour left of revision", "bout 2 have 1 more drink then imma head in da house", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "Where were you on Wed night?", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle", "slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken", "We in bed now.", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "Noones talking to me anymore", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "can`t sleep so i`m watching some more Gilmore Girls", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "I`m doing an experiement", "Good morning, baby Yes, i slept like a rock. Refreshed & ready for anything. How are you? *hugs you & doesn`t let go* Miss u", "trying to figure it out", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy" ]
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Found my book. Starting a real paper-bound journal tonight. Have an annoying zit above my lip. Makes me look like I have herpes
[ " I am not a ****! damnit! [sending you an e-mail right now btw]", "Looking for accessories for my #livescribe smartpen.. not many sources here in germany for it.", "i`m getting ready for tonight (teachers dinner on the beach!) but it`s raining and i hate this!", "This will be the worst day ever....graduation", "why am i so tired?", "The most painful sound in the world to me is the crying of someone I love. What`s worse is I can`t even hold them and say I`m sorry", "Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry lol", "Ahh I`m so confused what can I do? I don`t wanna run away but can I really handle a real relationship? What is love anyways.. False hope!", "Today is a sad day for Tucson: http://tr.im/mQ39 I shall miss the sour cream apple pie, fondue, and separate seating for groups with dogs", "I have been playing skate for two hours. Now i need to get out and actually skate. But it`s too late", " Haha, she`s up here to stay, it`s nearly 2 hours on the coach for her to get here, may not be convenient for an hour of TV!", "Does anyone know how to scale a pic down I`m trying to change my pic but all my pics r 2 big n I keep cropping them...HELP", "My brother just woke me up to help him with his homework. I`m not happy", " soooo jelous of you right now", "going out on thursdays is a terrible idea. i knew there was a reason i haven`t done it all quarter. *pops advil*", " I`m sorry at least it`s Friday?" ]
[ "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Ill have a photo up tomorrow! Kay", "The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing", "its almost your birthday!!", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "not sure i can make it", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "Just realized I hold a membership in the gym - saw my bank statement", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "A towel, a 'Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic' and the Guide ??", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Love your latest journals. I finally joined Twitter so came to say Hi", "it`s beeen onee year", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "decided 2 trans frm relaxed 2 natural hair but i wish my whole head looked like my roots. Age of the instant gratification....", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "thanx peeps 4 following me", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Starting out bday bash with a Blue Moon - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6X", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "has one more paper left", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "That`s gorgeous. I`ll check out your new pics!", "guess I have to get dressed and be pretty then", "Yeah, mine said 'That`s a nice picture' & gave me the red x! Hope you get it working soon!", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "tell me about it", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "I do have one coloured one on my leg. Its a butterfly filled with colour! x", "now i`m in hmv", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "today is going to be a long day", "lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "about to go to acting school yayay", "Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "All right, time for happy face.", "Oh, I see. Daily life shots? It`ll be interesting as well.", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "....what? i just copyed some other chicks reply and wrote it as my own", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "i have a crush on someone!", "i just dyed my hair", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issue�", "I`m only 6` 0'", "I really need to update this more.", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "glad your feeling abit better! I think mine might be nearly gone now xD", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", "So stinkin` adorable! I want to come check out the studio", "New pickkshaa! If it`s really big then it looks MILKY! YAAAY!", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "Just checked the diary and it clashes with uSwitch.net beers", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "changed my picture on my profile in friendster", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "I just dyededed my hair", "I feel better today." ]
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scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed
[ "I just lost my favorite pen good thing I have a back up =D", "My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.", " there`s relisting fees when you don`t complete a sale? that sucks!", "Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest", "is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair", " Well I can tell you I didn`t marry my like. Maybe that`s why I`m stuck in situations like I am now", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", " Ha, if i was , I would be pointing out the irony of that last spelling mistake. With swearing.", "I failed my maths exam today. fxxxmylife", "can`t gauge the time of day in my office anymore... It`s worse than a friggin` casino in here... no waitresses, smoking, or booze", " hey sorry i just got the tweet about the puppy... and someone already got it", "****... Why does it take so long to install SBS2008?!", "i am living in ignorance :@", "installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower what the hell? gah slow internet kills me", " hello Well it`s sunny out but my head is fuzzy and coffee isn`t brewed yet... how`s your day..?!", "I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying" ]
[ "I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "Lobster dinner with MBA folks tonight, but no terasse, pouring rain in Mtl...", "is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "so who is in for bring at HK lounge tomorrow ? $12 all you can drink till 5pm... then kareoke. I think it will be a nice Sunday!", "when you get your grill taken care of this morning how about a quick shot of the hands. Don`t ask why, just do it", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "FUZE was giving away capes at Komen`s Race for the Cure today! And I`d always love a hug from you hun!", "put a pot of eggs on the stove to boil..and forgot about them..then remembered them 45 min later! wonder if they`ll still b good", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "about to drink a hot chocolate yummy.", "Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night", "havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "going drinking tonight... drinking away the blues......", "is not too hot and not to cold", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "Glad to hear the weather`s nice. It`s rained just about every day for the last five days. Not fun for exploring", "goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.", "yep but I`m going better now", "Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday Must be the meds.", "My ear are popping.", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "_henrie i would still rather be in your shoes instead in bed bc i work from 10-9 tommorow. i love cold weather.", "For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy! haha, goin` 2 schooliooo! it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "ok, i have to turn off all of my twitter device updates until i get a new battery. phone goes from fully charged to dead in about 5 hours", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "they closed the voting...all u can vote for now is best movie Hope you win it! My 4 y/o Daughter lovesss 2 sing 'The Climb'", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "Good Morning Tweeters... Happy Monday! Grab a big cup of coffee it`s a new week", "oh happy day!!! nice weather, smiling, happy baby and icecream later", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "i like how, no matter how much fun i`m having, i need a hug, a bowl of ramen, and a comfy blanket as soon as i get home.", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "Venti Black Ice Tea with 8 pumps of classic", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "Female and Male 3 year old Labs looking for new home Family is loosing their home. Both must stay together. Contact me if interested.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Grizzly Bear Concert tonight!!!!! Can`t wait. Will my cold be over by then though?", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Just had a great study time followed by a delicious Japanese meal with Arty! Now, trying to get back into the study mood", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "i got baby g wach its zi same as the 1 lady gaga wears in eh eh film clip but in pink!! I LOVE YOU KAY thanks a heap i win olivia", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "are you having a bad day?", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Twittering while my hair dries - just washed it in Macadamia and Orange Shampoo - smells gorgeous", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "I have to pee.", "How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.", "cheer up buttercup! Rain will go away and hearts always mend. I can actually bet $ on that!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "I`ve gotten a cold every time I`ve flown somewhere 6+ hrs away in the past year. Hope to be back in the pool/on the bike next week.", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach", "The fever`s gone ... Thanks Jen!", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away" ]
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would like june the nineteenth to hurry it self up, as she is waiting very impatiently to see wes carr
[ " http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!", "crying to A Walk To Remember as usual", " That sucks man I hope you have a problem-free weekend.", "there are some really scary noises coming from outside", "My assistant had me watch The Notebook. I miss Deborah", " shame Freud can`t follow up on those implications", "Cut my thumb with the saw in small metals again...", "_Kimbalicious you can have the milk i have, i only have that here to drink i think thats whats making me feel sick", " shoooot me. my aunt will be home soon and im crying my eyes out", "asks: did anyone possibly get a photo of me receiving my diploma? Dad`s camera died right at that moment.", " morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here ****", "Sick. With a flu like thing.", "****, I paid like $16 my first Slightly Stoopid show and now they charge $47 a pop makes me sad...", "computer.. please stop being so loud so i can do my work", "_mcsupergirl ok, finished set u free, and i am sooooo mad rite now...it cant end like that, i dont want him to be the bad guy", "Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while" ]
[ "Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!", "going to look in the refrigerator for a taste snack to eat", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "I WANT A HUG!", "Lazy day in is awesome but I really should go out", "about to hit the sheets.", "Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!", "_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "getting ready for the dayyyyyyyyyyyy. i hope work goes good!", "http://bit.ly/dIQF3 I hope some day my mom will get this message!", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "Is the Bee to Busy to talk to his buddy on Yahoo?", "aww... my mom will appreciate it Much the same to your familias! When do you leave for tour?", "i hope you knew its due tuesday", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.", "Crazy Legs is peepin _parks at the pool hahaha She likes graf writers, not b-boys, sorry", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "wait till england WC t20", "is taking the dog to the vet then a play date with Annabelle", "_2008 thanks there`s a men`s version in June. It`s very popular.", "... Waited for the band before the Singapore show, met Chris M and got tickets... Nothing you don`t know!", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "Working on several book projects that are due to be released within the next few months. I need an extra pair of hands! It`s all good...", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..", "Make sure u pick up Chrisette Michele`s new album EPIPHANY in stores tomorrow May 5th! You will love it! Promise! Congrats", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "ME! I wanted to go.", "lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol", "thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "is hittin` the ole dusty trail w/ Miss Morgan.", "is slowly gettin more followers vry slowly", "Mother`s Day is THIS Sunday.... don`t forget to send her something special http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpmTEVSFQg", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "want to read twilight all day, not work at the stupid cher function", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "I think that normally we are drawn to people familiar or similar to us. The cougar thing is for some quick fun.", "Waiting in line to get gas..94 degrees today", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~", "Hope you feel better soon.", "yes`ma... for an after party too after the show next week.", "have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", ", I`d love it if you haven`t had any takers yet", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "our south style exhibition is on in less than a week member fresh gallery otara!", "http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!", "wish i was home in time for the #jonaswebcast today", "Come hang out wif meeee", "is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!", "im sitting here super nervous about the chiodos contest, i hope i win!!!!", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "It looks like it might rain", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "Psyched for Mother`s day at the GKR party--and teaching mom and dad about baseball", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "yaayy, cannot wait for today girls! gotta get dressed this early, because were going early!", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.", "requested the date - and he is the guest of honour after all...", "I know june 2010... but its gonna be so good. Im going to se it even if im 20 when it comes out.", "I really wish I could", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "1/2 day tomorrow carla coming over after school.", "Been so busy for the entire week. Be able to take a breath next Tuesday", "has her mind abuzz re: advertising industry + standards : don`t hate me because I like maths, ok?", "has more followers than me. I wanna be as cool as her. Follow her so that will never happen.", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "that`s cool! i think del`s going to korea same time as you! have fun!", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "FUZE was giving away capes at Komen`s Race for the Cure today! And I`d always love a hug from you hun!", "Adem in, adem uit", "My head hurts.... Can wait to see the new photoshoot!!!!!!!", "eh..not sure daw guesting ni cha on monday", "bit excited are u bradie lol", "the apartment is starting to feel like mine.", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "Oh Jordan! I�m ready for the next contest, baby!!!! Can�t wait! Kisses from Brazil. I love you!", "I`m having lunch already ur a lil late buddy!", "Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.", "i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****", "YES!! I wanna come hang out with my H-TOWN gurl u know whats up!! haha it`ll be bangin! We gotta hang out chick", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "july 21st!?? that means at your concert I won`t know all the songs. oh well, yay demi!! <3", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "_w_a cool, looking forward to it now", "Look forward to seeing the resume!", "say a hi to me tom please please", "i gots a summer job", "should be coming out of hospital today", "Going with Chantal to her aunt.", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "TY very much for FF", "Everyone`s talking about the goodies at #BEA09. I wanna be there.", "thinking of getting new dvds, csi. can`t wait to get my laptop.", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "excited for YSJ Summer Ball - I wish we had one too" ]
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Trying to go to sleep but no luck I think i`m sick... =S
[ " Actually, I`m supposed to do that w/ my dad + cousin, My cousin is in trouble though, so we never get together", "All ready for work... except my arm", "NAPLAN testing, tuesday, wednesday & thursday. i`m afraid about the maths one, english ,not so much", "oh...my foot`s hurting now. About 5 minutes after I took it out though.", "I should have know that 'extra hand' comment would cause trouble... About to upload House Music and Beyond Vol. 3", "ummm. no it didnt work so i guess im stuck with this uglyonee", " hahah im way too lazy to check my phone ooo michells! are you wtaching the recruits?", "Sick, sick, sick. This sucks. i can`t even breathe properly", "HOW COME ITS SO HARD TO FIND A GUY WITH THE SAME PASSION FOR LOVE AS FOR A WOMAN?? AM I EVER GOING TO SEE THE DAY! IM lonely yall!", "RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! i`m gonna melt. **** it`s cold. freakin cold. brrrrrr", " .. Guess ol` Tom has another mission impossible ... some of this is like trying to prove innocence .. I didn`t get hugged", " Since the demise of Woolworths it isn`t easy to find reasonably priced pick n mix anywhere", "Aww i used to do that when i was little, not so much now ;) haa. Lazy shiit.", "leaving now dont miss me too much tweetbeaks <3", " I heard your moving to Sydney next year im not happy", "going down the post office to try and sort this whole ebay hacker thing" ]
[ "Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "about to hit the sheets.", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "I keep trying but no, I didn`t win Had the right answer though! Trick question!", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "What happened? ... Doctors don`t get sick! hope you get well soon...", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "yay but you missed naptime", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!", "has had a nice long nap http://plurk.com/p/stvqp", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN", "Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "but i know i can`t", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "i`m not partying tonight", "I hope you feel better soon", "Good morning, baby Yes, i slept like a rock. Refreshed & ready for anything. How are you? *hugs you & doesn`t let go* Miss u", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Cool!!! No wonder you didn`t sleep much", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "and thanks hoping its just allergies and not a nasty flu!", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "having the flu, not the swinish-one, but the flu.", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "movie then sleep! Today was good day [{H!--D3ff}]", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what..." ]
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_654 it`s this damp weather...
[ "why do i have to wake up so early goddam?! 7.30 on my last day off bummer", "Hairdye patch test has just smeared all over my WHITE duvet cover **** ****. <3", "I am going to die tomorrow night. should be here.", "Oops that would be #edaust09", "Meeting up with Karen and the boys for some drinks at The Dock!!! All I wanna do is drink though.. **** it like Andrea said! Haha", "just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!", "Guys ( ) I know! My ability to read time telling devices failed!", "i hate not being able to twitterize on my cell phone oh well", " awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?", "Migranes suck....Especially when the kids are suddenly hyper.", "omg!!! mcdonalds combo and wendys sundae = puke material", "Oh what a day it has been! Stress and thinking about the future is making me sad!", "My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.", "Is miserable i feel like im gona cry sux!", "Nothing good at the five dollar sale.", "seriously my parents are non stop minniapolis, newport for a week, and now this weekend in San Diego i miss them " ]
[ "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...", "wassup with u this morning.", "Lobster dinner with MBA folks tonight, but no terasse, pouring rain in Mtl...", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "It`s raining I can`t go out to jogging... I have to do it in my house gym...", "i`m not being mean", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I`m sitting in altanta. It`s raining in boston. Yay for flying in the rain, that should help with my fear.", "that same smell is wafting thru my grandparents house, papaw has the smoker going out back..we`ve got a long wait tho.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "Just came back from my first city rooftop party Man, even when you`re next to THE New Yorker Bldg, it still gets pretty windy up there.", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "Sooo readyyy for the summerr babyyyy!!!!!!!!!", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "What`s all your fault?", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "On the computer alllllllllllllllll day", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Done studying bout the earth", "about to hit the sheets.", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "about to go to sleep", "'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in", "thx! Hoping it`s a good week.", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "Up was sooo gooooood. Wood ranch bbq time! Dian deng pao.", "I don`t get it...", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "_blache Night! Doze well.", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Chilling feeling really nice..", "That`s the song I mean", "that sounds great right about now. It`s ridiculously hot in my house", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "morning! I`m in the garden getting air", "ha im so glad it stopped raining. my umbrella broke today", "not sure i can make it", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "http://twitpic.com/67s14 - Saw a family of five get out of this motor home and into laundromat to clean clothes and bedding", "Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "_serafina85 Its headed this way", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "I`m okay. Ima go to the park and play some ball. Not in the best of moods. Got stress to relieve.", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "http://twitpic.com/4jjy9 - This morning view from my back deck", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "today is going to be a long day", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "Random has an a", "Bit of sunshine out there and it perks us all up Especially when you have a mountain of towels to wash and get dry!", "Well, in LA is decent weather. Tell me what`s happening in the future", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "where is everyoneeeeeeeeee ?", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "Ah this is getting to me", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with", "Or maybe its just us ....", "Can`t No money to spend.", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute" ]
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New work wellness challenge not going well. I committed to not check email between 10 pm and 6 am. Failed on first day. Twice
[ " yeah, it`s gonna be rubbish!", " but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan", " :o exams. YUCK that will be hectic!", " was able to create an iTunes acct but can no longer redeem the Kris Allen album. note said it got canceled", "ugh ****! my usual babysitters graduation is on Wednesday and I just got a meeting request from my boss during her graduation", " Anything for . So sorry man I am not a patsy generally...", " movie out today but i cant go see it", "Wait... and ... Electrik Red or Richgirl? I`m a sucker for the later", "My dad is taking me to school & picking me up tomoz. Plus I have drama almost all day. Score bludge day", "Thinks he may have broken his nose at the show", "chillin after a LOOOONNNGGG day of basketball hella tired sleepy time zzzz", "THIS TWITTER **** BORES ME, NOW I C Y I HAVEN`T BEEN ON HERE IN A MONTH", "Nooo i wanna watch the comet dont wanna go workk!!!", " im home alone in the house and imma scared x", " Thanks! My mom`s seed is larger and already cracked (and planted). I hope Avalina isn`t a dud!", "is hungry, but can`t leave for lunch" ]
[ "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "_bishop sez need to get u to look at my flights again will email ur work tonite", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "got 34/40 for exam 1... percentage doesnt look good.", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "your not following me it won`t let me dm", "Great... I`ll check it when I get off work... They block Sims at work...", "100,000 / 60 = 1667 words/day. 1667 / 10 = 167 words/hour. 167 / 60 = 2.8 words/minute. No pressure.", "setting business hours! 8am - 6pm, rush jobs will still be considered, but not the norm", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "Goodmorning twitter bugs.. happy monday to you all! Today marks my first official day at my first fulltime job.. time to get ready!", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "everybody is leaving work early except me", "thank you! need to pass my test first", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "Did 15 mins on expresso #cycling (3 miles) and beat my last time by 40 seconds. Then lower body weights. Now ready for work!", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "16 days until I start moving!", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "the times they are a changing", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Where you at? No tweeting today? No gardening either, I bet?", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "is having a lazy sunday", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "this is my second to last biology and the first time that i have ever been on time. Haha.", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "hasn`t had time to go on twitter since working full time!", "youre not going, are you ?", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "I don`t ship out until October", "back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "is planning for surviving financial status after quitting my job, gotta find a new job within 4 months", "I will be sending it to you when I get my first check if I make enough lol I have only worked like 8 hours so far", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "but i know i can`t", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "I checked. We didn`t win", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Woke up at 7:50 then fell back to sleep. Woke up at 8:50 and back to sleep again. Woke up at 9:50 and I`m staying awake! MORNING!", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Is actually workin the weekend...Not for it", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "Hi Nancy your fine (till it the baby moves!) Just get out of the house & do fun stuff early! The hardest jump was 1 to 2", "That post was for", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "is boiling in the office, air con any1 ?", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "you have no interview today?" ]
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Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I`m hungry.
[ "is in the costume shop cleaning and STARVING. Bring me food???", " Sorry about the weather, hopefully you`re not in the 2-3 hour wx delays here in BWI", " you and the guys should come down here, we are **** freezing out here!", " Im goodie. I feel like we are so disconnected", "Son`s 15th Birthday this weekend.Taking him out for a Mexican meal and a major game buying spree.I miss the Lego days", "catching the last bit of Later with jools .. last in series .. sob, cry", " that is sickening... Just shoot at will? Smh... Prayers for his family...", "A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!", "bah, i h8 waking up", "I`m grounded til tomorrow. Sorry to anyone I made plans with. It`ll have to be tomorrow. (annoyed) http://plurk.com/p/x332r", "Disturbed. They sold the baby tiger I met in Thailand as an exotic pet. Greedy bastards", " I accidentaly slammed my finger in the trunk", " SIGH How are you?", "No free ice cream though", "Hey u forgot me!", " It`s time to be all u can be like the reserves....I lost one." ]
[ "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "LOL OMG replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "HELLO friend!! Welcome to Twitter!!", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "Going to for lunch today with . Who`s in? I still need to hit the ATM.", "Yeeeeah...I am so much better off, I think!", "This is cool http://yfrog.com/097dfj", "so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "http://twitpic.com/4j9x4 - lmao, it`s true", "Thanks! Funny cause it`s true!", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "_a_michael CUTE thanks for sharing! AND PLEASE Direct Message ME before you go to bed James ;) ;) you know you want to!", "heyy sweety how did it go at advanced training? waht r u doing?? *hugz*xxxxxxxxxx", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out", "Been helping ex-student with Uni assignment via Skype .... gotta love a connected world. Now sudying `game design`. Even better.", "I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...", "_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*", "Wow I really need to have fun tonight now", ": Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!", "I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha", "just got Zion tweet", "Thanks hun, it was great", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "Thank you! I appreciate that.", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "Done studying bout the earth", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "Perfect! Thank you. <3<3", "Hello TwitterFon. I`m so glad you`re back", "http://twitpic.com/4vuuy - That`s so cool.", "editing something in photoshoot NILEY", "I`m not a hobo.", "AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David", "yea me too lol", "Back from brunch. Hopefully I lured two more friends here.", "enjoy!!! have a good day. don`t forget to twitpic ****", "Will cook a sumptuous lunch today", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "Yay got the Internet on my itouch working", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "oooh sounds yummy. If you get a chance to take some pics please add them to the website as we don`t have many pies on there", "I found out thro mama", "great. so you`re saying *I`m* old, being 28 and all??", "I bought two tops and a scarf yesterday...sister has successfully hijacked them this morning to wear to breakfast (after removing tags)", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "MAKE ME ONE! I`m still craving shrimp", "Ps... I got Ben Button today... completes my Best Picture noms....got all 5 now. It was a GREAT year!!", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "actually I could do with going to weight watchers", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "LoL Clever I`m Extremely Jealous Of The Amount Of Followers You Have I Only Have 24", "and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!", "Had an awesome lunch with the family & now dinner with the in-laws", "did you drink too much? the best cure is a fry up", "The horoscopes website I use has all changed around I like it!", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "Alright! Party was a success! We all had fun, & now it`s over", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "I am having the TIME of my LIFE", "bet sexy; i added u on myspace!", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "my last full week of school!", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "thanks for the #followfriday", "lol i know but it was just so funny, ahaha", "Just finished first workout on Jillian Michaels 30day making the cut program! Feeling great Hopefully the eating will be just as good", "haha soooo party tonight???", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "thanks oscc i have been changing it up lately, and I like this layout the most <33", "discover a whole new beautiful you", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "Eating Toast ~Peanut Butter,,Yum", "Howz it going hun??", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "we finally hit 1,000 friends! thanks!", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "thanks have fun at work lol ****", "blogging..it`s my new passion", "just left work. inventory was way easy and I got to put in my highschool musical 3 cd! it was amazing. goodnight goodnight everyone :]", "Great to meet you! Thanks for the use of your umbrella...I hope you ate and got some sleep!", "Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!!!! <3", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "is school over yet? Im ready for vacations already", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "ISP all sorted i gather?! cheers for the bday wish too", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "dudes, c`mon - that`s almost the ghey!", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house", "just had a great dinner with my wonderful girlfriend.", "some of my new followers are pretty cool tweeps; check `em out.", "Thanks for the #followfriday!", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "Choir banquet was more than I could`ve ever dreamed. I`m so happy! Now after party at Lauren`s!!!" ]
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that really sucks I feel bad for you at least I woke up at eight.
[ "nooooooo sue is retiring no no no no!", "Turned my alarm off this morning because I thought it was Saturday. Had to rush to get ready for work because its def not Saturday #FAIL", "Sometimes knowledge is not a good thing. http://digg.com/d1sPp7", "ssshhh everybody, I think is asleep... don`t disturb him.", " aww I have to go to class on that day... So imma do some weird half day thing just cause I wanna see what it`s about", "Oh MAN !! I was going to connect my old school Nintendo to play mario games. And is not in the bag I gotta search for it.", "I`m soooo bored. just **** got a new phone and called my man but hes busy and one else bored???", "Fuccin bacc hurts now. Just dragged the long blocc on a piece of wood. From the corner to in my garage.", "my tummy kinda hurts!", "Poor `s mom just told her she looked like a ****. The skirt wasn`t THAT short, and it`s 87 degrees out!", "Brand new is playing at the epicenter in July when I`m in NY. Jesse lacey why do you hate me?", "theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe", " ....what did she EVER do to piss them off? I thought you just meant casting-related ****, not more of that ****.", " I think you and Tamera should have your own show anyway...the CW or ABC fam is not appreciating you like they should.", "RIP Robin from the Washington Park library", "Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!" ]
[ "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Hoping the day gets better now", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "Y am i still awoke @ 5:12 a.m", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", ": thanks! and you being #80 just made my morning!", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "But on the bright side...no school", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Goodmorning yall! I woke up to early", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Ugh. Going to skool", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "It turns out I`m really, like, sixty years old, guys. You were right!!!!! I`m off to seek my future a little later than planned!", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "wish i coulda been there", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "oh nos, what happened", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "You don`t get them anymore?", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders." ]
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my 21month daughter`s seperation anxiety is intense. it`s killing me. i cant leave her sight without her breaking into an anxiety attack
[ "Just got home from work and tired", "OMG. Period cramps are FTL. So much pain.", " That just doesn`t sound appetizing.", " true that! don`t know why i bothered this morning cos I just put it up in a pony soon as I got to work anyways", " Why do you not respond me?", "charbotgreen has been suspended 'unusual activity??'", "At hospital.. Uncle is in surgury after heart attack", "I ate to much lunch...now I don`t want to work", "im feeling like ish! i just wanna go home and go mimis", " I saw an all red Audi on the highway. I sped uo to it hoping it was you. My loss", "alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh", "So, no yarn arriving until Monday and I don`t even know what`s in this shipment. I have nothing to dye. Now what?", "Ughh. That Miley creature song has infested itself in my brain!", "my teeth and head hurts", "Mudweight hauled in for last time by http://yfrog.com/0zr2jqj", "Breaking the daily build broke my daily plan as well" ]
[ "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "I think my iPod touch may be breaking itself.", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "Can`t believe ER is over", "http://twitpic.com/4fnaa - haha love you two girl", "is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "My baby is going to her first sleepover tonight I`m gonna need a lot of wine to get me through today", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "awwww bless her she needs another chance.", "16 days until I start moving!", "Wishing a Happy Mothers Day", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "i`m just sooo in love....i think", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "Always welcome sweetie! *HUGS*", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "my GF has an interview with them this week", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "I need words of inspiration where`s and when you need them??", "It`s kind of like your birthday is 3-days long!", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "Go the bubble bath!!! Always relaxing.......", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "shes must be a truly amazing woman for having a phenomenal son..", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "that is yo name girllll!", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "I`m not off till 930", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "is done with classes for her freshman year.", "yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol", "I`m Having a Baby Girl! (In the next 17 Days!) I think I`m gonna keep this handy http://budurl.com/f9p5 Funny Stuff!", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "I want Dec to be my dad", "can u follow me please", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "oficially mother`s day! Hug & kissa Ur mom today more than U do everyday cooking 4 her is a good idea, i`m making enchiladas suizas =]", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "insomniac over here as well", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "BabyLove em homenagem ao Baby D", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "it`s too beautiful to stay inside", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "can i have itL", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit`l motivation to save the $ to do so. Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "Think I have sunstroke.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "the apartment is starting to feel like mine.", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "has made up her mind.....", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "my body isnt itching anymore", "saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!", "_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil", "I hear you sister!! Same here.", "a bedtime story pls....", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "I need one too.", "hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear" ]
68
Officially out of my apt Learned some stuff about the crazy neighbors that used to live across the hall....scary!
[ " dont worry, i will. i HATE it when nobody comments on my pics", " aww I miss driving down elmwood", " I want to go to the pub. Boooo.", "Having some Coronas, and have a bad craving for Mexican pastries, but i`d have to go to Uptown to get some", " actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe. I miss it there.", "is sad that today is her last day in san diego", "_newman i just called and it`s sold out. bummer. next time!", "I feel like I`m on alott of drugs", " URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry", " **** girl I`m so down but ya gotta let me know so I can get my kit together & I got a flyer Any next weekend? I'M DOWN!", "Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer.", " Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.", "Misses JP I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry", "*sigh* i always disappoint people who get in my way... everyone .. i`m OUT.. i might disappoint everyone else here..", "_ no idea what that means bb", "My mom has annoyed the living **** outta me, so now we`re on AOL Radio, looking for Brooks & Dunn." ]
[ "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "_xo oh and i know brody and erin", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "Going to revise for physics.", "seems that you, and I are all ex-baristas! Commonalities ftw!", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "how fun! where is the twitpic! I had purple hair once...", "cool its my P", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "that party was a great time just got `paranoid` by as a ringtone! yay", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "Found out earlier today that I`m going to be an Uncle", "I dont understand sensex..but wow!", "careful the cops dont mistake you and your kids for criminals - i hear there is some indiscrimate shooting going on", "I knew it! I use to love that show too Happy weekend to you too!", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "sure. But be careful also of making statements that we don`t do it. Parallel ideas do happen. I`ve seen it myself.", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "my cat just fell off my bed lmfao, bless her. she got a fright ****", "who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "Omg! Really? I just ran into a wall", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "ill check that out", "sounds like my town", "what happened to all your sexy quotes?", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "wish we could have surprised them and gone to H, but just couldn`t work it out.", "Thanks to good friends for coming out, hanging out and being our ears out there, you know who you are", "I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "Past experiences of being a redhead (eg. discrimination) or even just general info bout gingers in society! It all helps", "They changed the way Golden Gaytimes are made. They used to be awesome.", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "I work at the group home", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Thanks! carry on the craziness again!!!", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Just got home from another wonderful night", "curious if they fixed the window handle in our room in the meantime #edc", "I shudder at the thought of what she was thinking she`d do with it if she`d managed to reclaim it...", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB good night america", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "You`re phone is off", "@_lightmare There are like six that hang around my house. If you can get it to come up to you... you can keep it.", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "I sawn it three times", "DUCKED OFF! I`LL BE BACK IN GA TOMORROW.", "What were you doing up at that time??", "farewelling an employee tonight...", "_0981 ohh that`s awesome of you probably coulda gotten gifted tickets outta it from the foil queens LOL", "oh god they`re breaking down so much plaster what are they doing in there i like walls, thanks!", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...", "had an awesome time with and", "Just checked email and got a follower withb same name as me living in Oz. Welcome on board my alrer ego", "finally home crazy party 2nite! thanks 4 driving me home!", "Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "Time for a clean up.", "ya`ll going out without me", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "city in a bittt.", "welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "story of my life", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "just realized tonight`s Drake", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "I am at my grandparents place", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn`t piss off anyone" ]
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oh, not just his IMs, but also from all my friends who IM me! This really sucks, I am always not around!
[ " Yep...sadly I only had 10 min before a meeting!", "won`t be going to the Oxford Internet Institute Summer Doctoral Programme in Brisbane: lack of funding", " www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyJvgnP9-vA sowwwwyy! U girls make me twisted all time", "is gutted she isnt going out tonight", "arrg - i`ve been trying to upload my picture...darn thing won`t let me", "Follow cause she really shop there!!! Even though she don`t be showin love no more", "i feel very ill. i think im dehydrated", "My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...", "FC is finally up again. it`s about time. i hate that this keeps happening", "twit twit twitter! trying to 'legally' watch a movie online, its not happening", " it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...", " that sucks - I`m still hungry and sucked down my food.", "My baby has his first busted lip.", "Ughh. That Miley creature song has infested itself in my brain!", "walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought ****", " Omg really?? I sowwy! I`ll do it again! :-p I was tired when I did that this morning. :-p lol!" ]
[ "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I`d enjoy seeing, but noooo.", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "U r welcome pal u truly deserve 2 be followed", "I`ll guess I will see everyone after the weekend Gunna be having major Tweet cravings the entire time!!...", "Are you still taking calls? We were next to talk to you and we got disconnected before you got now.", "not playing here either", "hapee mother`s day t all the mothers out there!", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "I should be in NYC right now with some of my favorite people but instead I am stuck in RI.", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4", "I sent you a message.", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "yeeh. i also have a thing for drummers basically, all guys have 2 do is play an instrument or sing and im all theirs :p", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "blogging, cleaning and chatting while listening to phoenixfm", "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "@ gadgetopia need to DM you but you`re not following me. Will send email.", "nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!", "I think i am getting a cold", "My picture won`t update.", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "got it i`ll send you an email in a lil bit i have a lot to say", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "where is everyoneeeeeeeeee ?", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "You too, my friend", "everyone`s abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go", "not for too long I hope x", "is slowly gettin more followers vry slowly", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "ah good idea. library seems to work thats why i`m not there obviously.", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "have a great camp!!!!! Wish I could be there.", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "who goes bowling anymore?... me and my friends", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "And you as well bro", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "Having fun With my friend !", "i love those boys. i missed the chat yesterday it was the firts & only one i`ll miss though! <333 Nick Jonas <3333", "ahh retweet everything i say!", "my best friends bought something which i really want.", "my phne blocks text", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "where has my sleep run off to??", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "i wish i could call you but it will cost a lot my parents wont let me", "i didnt get a hug today", "I dont think he`s ganna text me.", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "company policy. Has been for the last two places I`ve worked at", "thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "you forgot your fans too! haha", "I left that for people to complete", "hi thanks for following me. u doing much? been a long time since i last chatted to u", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "Family is here,hanging with them", "i have much to learn", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "thanks for having me! i had a great time too", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "have fun without me pasty <33", "James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship", "I hear you ...", "what am I going to do without my ?! SKYPE! haha", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "one of them is", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "i`m with you in this. i`ve always have prob prioritizing myself ahead of him.", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "HEY GUYS IT`S WORKING NO NEED TO WORRY. i have tooo many followers tho ...", "Welcome to my network buddies", "Peeps! Me blackberry messenger is kwijt.. no pinging :p", "Out with Bre, Jimmy, and Jon P?" ]
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Dude, I miss the 90`s. btw, the name of my mix is 'Damn the man! Save the 90`s!' hahaha
[ " alright - was only joking - I just said no wine here - fool me maybe? - I don;t like drinking", "outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night. haha", " man, I am really sorry", "Nothing like getting to work and finding out you have to cover extra shifts this week... looks like another 40 hr work week.", "screw the fact you can`t post LONG updates on twitter", " they got attacked by the club", "half my class just called me retarded it hurt for real", " Heh, aye. I should have investigated properly first before asking Does seem like it`s not the most obvious thing though.", " uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(", "eating hawain pizza for breakfast its a bit cold", "is tanning with emily! too bad its prob gonna rain", "so bored without a camera", "_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun ****", "Losing makeup bags is TRAGIC...luckily I keep 4 in diff places but I gotta replace my Bare Escentuals *tearrrrrrrr*", "Jus Got Hom Fr. TDa Funeral... I`m So Sad! I Cried So Much Times! Much Love Grandpa!<3 I Never Got To Say My Last 'Goodbye' to Him.", "Insomnia at its finest. Go to bed at 11:30, fully awake at 2. Grrr. Anyone want to call mee?" ]
[ "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "Happy Birthday to my ****", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "I Love This Song lol, You`re amazing Steph , xoxo", "You too - hope your day was good!", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "sounds good, the one I was too was also fun", "Hurray for old friends with beer and lady friends!!!!", "unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "Watching the Killers on JR. They are awesome. Too late though. They just cut the programme mid song. Twas my favourite too.", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "I want to chat with you in Im some day.", "just completed button hunt 3", "Hmm... I should go make a time machine to go forward to 12:00 God im genius.. Oh yeh i dont no how too... x", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "Had a fun late night talk with Good night world.", "Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!", "bye bye South Beach....u never let me down", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "thinks malibu is the drink for me lets all hit the bottle woop woop ****", "i havent seen you all week", "Have a good one", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "I want some ice cream", "Trying to fix my background", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "i love the cheesey ones, and the cool orignal ones , , , skips i have when my brother has them got to try them u c haha", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "those were the good days the jetsons comes on right after finltstones ! i missed it today tho", "Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "i know they are delicious.miss germany but like holland as well as we used to shoppin there at weekends.lol", "spending some quality time with my fender tele deluxe...true love", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "I`m so honored to hear my name on a Breezy track hope u liked my ****! #drunk_bowling", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "your new song is AMAZING", "listing to music while putting the finishing touches on my mothers day present and the cool part is it didn`t cost my a thing", "haha! sorry to hear that", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "that blip is NOT to be misconstrued as qs on last night`s convo... it`s just a song i really love & that rocks my morning", "i wanna move back to Pennsylvania", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "_j 4ever, it was in she`s the man aswell I love them now. I want gossip girl too! Have decided summer = spending lots.", "i love it to.. but i knw there gna cut stuff out on tv", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "@ metro with achan", "I just dyededed my hair", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again", "ummm not with me?", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "bye for now people .", "I wish my grandmother had taken me to the US with her", "On a day like today I would wear shorts and tshirt, but now I`m at DHQ it`s office wear...", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo", "left the bases loaded...", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "http://twitpic.com/4jaz5 - Cool... luv it", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "Making an iMovie of college", "how i wish the result IS true...", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "I understand Computers are fun again!", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "http://twitpic.com/4so0u - OOO i wish i was her he`s hot", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "try to play John Travolta`s 'Grease Lightning' bassline.. it`s cool", "i used to be!! i`ve done a few different jobs in yj. currently i`m a court officer", "wanna do some sessions with ronnie he da bomb u know?", "I love #polaroid - such a shame they don`t make the film for it anymore", "fingers crossed for you.", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "Thanks for adding me", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "has found that old familiar feeling again.", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "But now it`s gone", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "I wish I was laying in the sand listening to the waves crash against the shore!!!", "is thinking about a career change", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "amen to that brotha!", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Having fun With my friend !", "Have you heard the song 'Purpose' from Avenue Q? Your post reminds me of that.", "just got back from seeing Star Strek", "got a case of the bubblies.", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "thanks you`ve been quiet lately!", "Happy Birthday Mel. We miss you in the UK", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "I was waitin` so many new and good songs about the end but I didnt like it so much", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "your not in school", "Have a nice day ? http://blip.fm/~5z6y6" ]
477
what a **** shame all that body to waste
[ " i honestly hope the theatre gets hit by a meteor before you get there", " and what a scary reflection it was! thought you were going to wizz your pants", "Off to bed I go to dream of a world where Wal-Mart and Liquor stores all get blown up", "I can`t open my eyes properly, maybe if i sleep for a lil` while longer it`ll fix itself", "how bad has life gotten where u werecounting on the church50\\50 raffle? the answer is real bad", "is doing boring accounts stuff", "also i hit my chin on something when i fell down and it hurts ugh... work is gonna suck", ">>Why did the Blonde Keep failing her drivers license test-------->>>>>Everytime they stopped, she jumped in the back seat.", "First ever dropped call on my mobile. On a call to no less! ( being charged for data even though I have a data pack )", " what is I/O psy? I`m taking psy101 starting this Monday, not looking forward to going back to school but", " Sadly, all I have is the Stanley Steemer 800 number.", " No, seriously you guys, I /wanted/ to kick Monday off with #starwarswithaddedpants spam. Really", "so tired. only need to be here another 30 minutes.", "i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut", "So tired and I have work at 5pm #fb", " still sad about Samantha Who?" ]
[ "are you having a bad day?", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "have fun without me pasty <33", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "is off to Body Power Expo! Thanks to Mike at Performance Network for the free tix!", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "Aw what about me", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "My throat is on fire", "thnx 4 the follow", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "agree completely. it`s all about attitude & chutzpah", "At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "No one to rub it in", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "switch to something else then", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Oh God bless you", "p.s. There is such thing as having too much sushi! Bleeeeah!", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "why do i turn red", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "As Simon/Idol might say, 21life sentences not good enough for Chester Stiles. How can one **** a 2 year old child?! How the F? Why?", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "I`m so proud of Dr. House for detoxing. His Amber hallucination is evil!!", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "hey! not much, you?", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "I just see the video: 'All your base are belong to us..' What�s going on??!", "just found out i have strep", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "off to bed, night every onee", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "Why do so many ppl on 12 mile have ashy elbows???", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "a mouth for sure", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it." ]
573
Sitting watching britain`s got f all talent, but have watched a small girl cry and it`s sad
[ " haha.. yes, i`m jealous! i don`t have money to do all that!", "_ haha PHEW! i`ve never said that before", "Dear Mr. President: Please TALK TO US abt what you plan to do re: DADT. Because right now, you just look like a liar.", "hurt my left knee somehow last night, hurts to walk", "Uh. Finally home, but completely wiped.", " Psych has to be better than neuro! Or at least in a better part of town? I miss you", " - don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.", "awake sadly seeing Leon today !", "_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana", "i have poop on my shirt and a insanely cracked screen on my iphone. daaaang.", "Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann", "was gonna go to my brothers show but still feeling like poo :**(", "You said you effed up your nose!", "Month end... still stuck in my office waiting for the stragglers to get there s#!t together.", " I hate cottage cheese. I even got some fancy stuff last weekend with lemon and berries...I could only eat half of it.", "I don`t wanna be a **** when I go to Europe. Need to eat right but it`s so difficult" ]
[ "Golden Girls marathon about to end #lofnotc", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "thanx for the bday wishes ray", "i think she`ll pull through.", "did you watch it?", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "shes so cute when shes sleepy", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "Im hungry and its cold", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "I don`t have any", "I didn`t find my dress", "a buff guy.....unfortunatly alot of people dont know Danny`s name either which is sad Sophie is so sweet", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow. whee", "Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Her new cd is lovely.", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "The Case of the Gigolo`s Picolo?", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "i`m getting this assignment done", "watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute", "_C hahaha i agree. im s glad Aiden won tonights show and greg should have got the other place", "Brad Paisley+Alison Krauss- Whiskey Lullaby...so sad but its awesome!", "so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha", "wants the tickets for the concert", "I want a new lappy", "a whole season behind the US now", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "hey there? hope you`re all right. Just watching F1 Warm Up for GP Spain!", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "Adem in, adem uit", "It often pays to wait", "your in london? are you doing any shows here?", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Mine are older than yours.", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "awwww bless her she needs another chance.", "watching some scary movies with my friend", "farewelling an employee tonight...", "wants to hear his voice", "babysitting for the Paionks thinking about going to see 'obsessed'", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "live chat soooon most likely.", "Can`t get the sound to work while on DVD. I was going to watch Mary Poppins.", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "can i have itL", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "is on the radio", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "I used to have a remote for my tv.", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "just had a gym sesh.", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "STEPHEN KING FO SHO", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Were you able to watch it online?! I hope you were! And yeah, Belinda Jensen was really good", "Adventures with jamie and bethhh", "lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "wishes her love was coming home", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "My camera is brokennn", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "is having a lazy sunday", "is slowly gettin more followers vry slowly", "why not united kingdom", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "cant believe ER is all over", "with red who is blue", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "???-?? ? youtube ? ????", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "Fun is being had.", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "Miley Cyrus = great actress", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "I have to pee.", "& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "One final down, two to go!", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "is wishing that i could be famous for acting and dancing", "learning how to use twitter", "need to pass the exams" ]
527
Oh No! Oprah jumped in front again
[ " `erocka the ruler` i called you, but i see i gets the no love whats up with that?", " not funny he profiled my ****. Like wtf? I`m still kinda heated. Ugh", "to save my heart I think Imma let go! I can see myself getting hurt with you!", " **** marriage isn`t legal everywhere here.", "Missed the hello kitty not enough time oh well", " naw, it doesnt match up LOL and i have no shenanigans to discuss... but i did do the thing...", "**** back home in tallcree (rez) now i cant see my boyfriend", "Just got back in, and I`m absolutely exhausted, have to be up in 5 hours for work", "Dang, I need a bed in the bay area Monday / Tuesday night Anyone able to help out?", " Were you going to come? The venue said that they couldn`t afford to open so cancelled it. I wish we were there now!", ": Am getting upset listening to the say now I want to speak to you Mitchel but my darn phone got no money on x", " aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!", "Uh oh, I am sunburned", "DotA is an addiction...i waste 6-7 hours playing dota", " why have you still not called me back regarding the groundbreaking production i sent you earlier", "Stayin over at dustins tonight... my car hates me!" ]
[ "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Good morning tweeps! I have a feeling I won`t be oversleeping now that Gracie is around. She pounced on my head and woke me up at 7am.", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "I`m getting back into again", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "I sawn it three times", "_tron oh god, whose tire?", "she interviewed us on books. I was gonna say something, but she was all 'Wait, I have something to say!'", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "haha, def. That song is EPIC, have fun i`m listening to new FNB", "Just found about ten typos in one story in the Plain Dealer, including one run on sentence. It happens more and more these days", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Yesterday a friend of mine was thrown off his horse as a lorry drove past us, ignoring us signaling for him to slow down", "I like this bride`s sense of humor, she wore this wedding gown once...by accident! http://bit.ly/Tnshf", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "maybe she`s funny like a jester", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Did I miss the fun?", "hey guys it`s leann. . i dont know if you remember me but i just wanted to say that i`m very excited to see you guys go far", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "who said i can`t wear my converse with my dress?", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.", "These girls make me giggle twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "Morning tweeple,way to early again", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "_News I should have gone", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha", "Wow... I was tricked into the #hoppusday hype today....", "Hahahahahahahahahah! That tickled me so much!", "Just got stung by nettles lol in about 3 fingers and I mean come on that dude with the apples needed to step it up a notch!", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "is going to run a circle...also...ab zum Spooohort.", "_Grenade The link 404`d.", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "Moment of truth!! Im nervous for her!", "red top tabloids, build em up, knock em down", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "watching Baby Mama...again. and eating pineapple, orange, raspberry sherbert", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "1.Tiffany is already ten minutes late 2.Reading Flowers in the Attic 3.Late breakfast at Starbucks 4.Listening to Waking up in Vegas", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "not the best way to start your day", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour", "shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then.", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "that`s a lot of mangoes.. haha baka naglilihi ka ahh?? haha joke lang carmen", "I am thinking about reading that too! She is talking about it on the View too! Not that you miss it often", "_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Feeling tempted by high volume of jeeps to start an 'acura wave'. Me too!", "had a good day but im now skint again", "I could have! I had extra tickets. Plus we had two Twitter Giveaways We`ll get you next time.", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww" ]
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1000 = make sure it has the word poo or balls in it Underbelly DOES suck balls... I gave up on it in wk 3.
[ " BAH, you`be made me all hungry now", " carnivalsofparis i think i still have yours on my bl but i`m not sure... i hardly talk to anyone anymore", "I`ve been reading up on Sims 3 genetics on the Sims 2 forums. Apparently hair dye is passed on to offspring. I`m very disappointed", "Okay, the man with the hook for a hand is kinda freaking me out right now.", " but...he`s..mine you told me a couple of weeks ago that you didn`t find any other guys hot apart from the ones you...", " Yep...sadly I only had 10 min before a meeting!", "Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go! Going out for a bit!", "Jane is really sad because she probably won`t get perfect on tonight`s quiz without the missing article. Should`ve asked someone for it.", "lost some $ at work....nt happy right now --SLOANSTER--", "Can`t give blood within a year of getting a tattoo so I can`t give...Im gutted", "elliott claims steak and shake has been doing this for months...not exciting anymore...", " im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt what do i dooo?!", "Wow no one loves me ", "Having first beer in over 8 days what has happened to me and Im only having it cause Miss 8 wanted to get me one for mothers day.", "being at work while sick blows! kill me. i feel like ****", "Uh oh, I am sunburned" ]
[ "hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "Report your findings to me", "you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.", "I wanna feel my chin", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "I recommend returning your broken duck toy with the batteis it came with or the person who your giving it to may get mad!! trust me!", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "girl yes, as if having it where you CANT see it wont gross enough", "it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "following `cause ordered it", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "not playing here either", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "omg i found it thnx", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "Everytime I send an email to my coach, I feel a need to practice. **** balls. Lol", "lol thanx, me too!", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "Just read it too. I meant the toys though.", "That`s the song I mean", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "I was trying to back all her documents up but it wasn`t playing along. its taking forever but am back at it again now", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "I don`t want to go to the 3-hour lecture", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "love it! Really its simple i think of a word and put twi on the front i should be more clever", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "are you not well?", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "Bird poo update... Managed to clean it all off but some slight stainage remains any tips?", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "Ur friend sent me", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "youre not supposed to...", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks" ]
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I agree with _Crazy it`s not worth it - block them & let Twitter police know about harrassment.
[ "Is anyone there? Please say hello - I`m feeling lonely", "sitting at home...need to be pricing the garage sale items...but i have no help so its boring by myself", "Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk`s 'Pygmy' and kind of hated it. I`m really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.", "Ugh, i hate waiting in airports. I couldn`t find a seat near an outlet either.", " yeah doesn`t that suck! I am working with a Nano here so i had to take 75% of my music off! so sad", "Lost his favorite thing he loves to always have on him, his story of the year Key Chain..", "is a bit tired. I blame the rain. http://plurk.com/p/x2jc9", "I`m bored... Don`t want to stay home tonight, but don`t want to spend money blah", "Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.", " shame I dont still have my 286 compaq portable, which was really anything but portable LMAO, last tweet 4 now, toodle pip", "my gawwddd ! 6 headshotss inna row? im on fyaaahhh!", "going to check and make sure no more fishies are dead. poor fishies", "hate working when its sunny,boohoo", " your making me jealous now I want one! How long have u guys been married?", "Phone disconnects my internet. Right in the middle of an uber. Also, first Tweet from inside of Steam.", "Finishing the video. **** me, it`s so long" ]
[ "_carter we can`t see the video it`s private", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "It`d be nice but soon we`ll have to Pay to Tweet", "Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is", "No one to rub it in", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "I wasn`t near him.", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "We`re running out of things to tweet to you. Wish we could get your reply! Come to the Philippines? TWEEET!", "What is everyone saying about the supposed **** pics of Matt Striker? Hope he doesn``t get in trouble", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "why have 3 people stopped following me is it something I said??", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "i`ve not had a reply on my topic yet lolz welll its not somethin you could reply too but yanno ;)", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "- well, look who`s tweeting.", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "not for too long I hope x", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "(that was a btw -_-)", "That wouldn`t have happened if Ravit hadn`t asked me. I met her thru a Twitter friend in CT. Love social media that way.", "wow! ever notice that some twitters have thousands of followers, yet they only follow a handful (actually, less than two hands) of peeps.", "& you still are not following me", "_M didnt get it clear", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "Chirstina said shes gunna twitter more ...no more partners", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "Y is it when I luv someone I fear them? i just wish someone can exsplain it 2 me", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "I don`t get it...", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "I try pretty hard to engage everyone I follow! Some of them lack interesting **** to say so they end up unfollowed", "Not a prob hun", "false alarm on the house", "ur linky no worky", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "any legal studies/law students out there twitter? would love a couple of references to cases inolving bias juries, jury nullification etc", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "Is actually workin the weekend...Not for it", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "twittering after 2 days!", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "better than throwing them out", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "you`re not gonna paint me? oh well ;)", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying.", "Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.", "_baby your not talking about your obsession with me right???", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "do you ever respond to ppl?", "At The Only with and , but not with ." ]
605
Needs a job BADLY!!!
[ "Monday and I am at work and the legs are a still hurting a little! Smile", "Im craving some cinnamon toast crunch. Why is it so cold today!!", "Trying to get to sleep but mum is blaring Les Mis really loudly in the sitting room", "KICKIN BAK......NEED 2 DO MY HW.....I MISS U BABE LOLZ", " i need a job that can pay off all my hospital bills. i have been very sick lately.", "You know when your make late night calls to India team members for more pictures, your struggling with your message. Thanks .", " yeah talking to you was too boring", "sooo tired, I wish I had time for a nap before work", " I`m so mad I cant go to that...you`re like an hour away from me.", "Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!", "nothing to do this evening.. MISSING LIFESTORY", " dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down", "Then back to **** school", "How I wish I get at least 2 days-off in a row. 1 day off is not enough to rest. 3 days on, 1 day off, 4 days on, 1 day off...Ugh!!!", "Not in a good mood. My mama`s away with my sis so can`t talk to either of them and my boy can`t see me this weekend as planned.", " are you feeling better? sorry you`re feeling under!" ]
[ "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "Wants to go sit in a park but should really be painting the bathroom", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "will deplurk too. buhbyeee http://plurk.com/p/rp3ir", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "needs to find SOMETHING to wear to graduation. lol can`t find anything!", "good morning fella i have the joy of work to do today. what are your plans?", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "At least it`s Friday...working `til 1:30AM", "love you tooooo Duuude,i need to make myself a shirt that says something cool! what should it say?", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Back to work I go....", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "Sleep....take two....this better work!", "Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", ": you get to go home and i have to go to work", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "work work work. my desk is a sea of papers and I am the dinghy being tossed about in its waves.", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "*cough cough hack hack", "oh yes! Level 40", "'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor' i wish :`( ****", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "will do hun. Yes yes.", "wants to go home.", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "hollie steel bless her. but go dreambears <33333 hahahahaha", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "I`m going to be doing the FAFSA form today. I hope to help out in the Ann Arbor / Detroit Metro Area with computers, art, and design.", "I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel", "rock pooling. Can`t believe I get paid for this!", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Please bring to your show", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "_Nessiah Yeah I will In fifteen minutes or so.", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "i`m yours - jason mraz....looking for an electric guitar yay!!!1", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "Google Wave looks cool. I should be working for these guys, I came up with some of these ideas years ago. http://tinyurl.com/m77gp7", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "I wanna go to DBSK oppa`s Mirotic Concert in Thailand!!! I REALLY WANNA GO SO MUCHHHHH... *burst into tears*", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "babysitting for the Paionks thinking about going to see 'obsessed'", "I do my humble best Going on a works paintball day soon so that should fuel a few strips, no doubt", "How about I make some more and bring u sum?", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "its a hott tuuneee,", "pretty fun way to write a resignation http://www.farbs.org/Message.html", "Good morning world! I feel really sick.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "Is definitely working sunday afternoon to late evening", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Alright, I`m coming get another spoon ;)", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "#todo Cleaning the Apartment - again - who keeps making this mess? oh yeah .. me. $10 + hug for the person to help come clean", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", ") NICE. I want it. I`ll get the pirated. ) I MISS YOU", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "looking at this website!! should be working!!", "sure I would like some cream right now", "good luck with it..Do well!! My best wishes are with you!", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "is trying to make this sunday last 48hours", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Where`s my bus? I want to go home!", "Man! I can`t stop being freakin` hungry!", "will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "Awe Man, I hope someone turns it in", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Ar work bored...hope Tiff gets here soon then the fun can start", "standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also" ]
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Wow That had to be difficult
[ "Trader Joe`s 'sushi' is a fail.", " I refuse to get excited as I don`t want to be let down if it happens, as long as it`s not between June 11 - 28 or I`d die", " i`m sorry! lol i have never had, like, actual time to spend there unfortunately. everything`s always been INSANE when i go", " hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it`s really hard!", " I haven`t had a good homemade flour tortilla in ages.", "this week has been awful.", "is lonely in need of company", " i hear you.. it pisses me off haha", " aaaah I swear I took it by mistake it was somehow attached with the charger -_- apparently it needed break from U huh!", " me too. I was in Florida last weekend for the rain. Came back home to RI, rain. Terrible", "just found out I won`t be tweeting from ,my phone in Scotland, different networks I was going to upload photos to twitpic, sorry", " it starts @ 6. But we will be there until they throw us out. Traffic will be crazy!", "UP is the saddest movie i`ve ever seen", "I need a nap, but I won`t be getting one", "Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?", "this is what i think about the world at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today" ]
[ "love is like a war,,easy to begin, hard to end..fiuuhh...", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud", "xD hello that`s an important date!", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "had a good day but im now skint again", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.", "#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV", "I can`t believe that he almost got put down, before the rescue group went and got him.", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "_Jamie I guess ! I was really suprised..", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "yep 14 days whoop", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you", "awwwwwwwwww thats jus...awwwww.did she get to start again like?", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "Ah this is getting to me", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though", "haha I tried covering it with make up.. It doesn`t work lol so wearing a scarf is the way to go.", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "youre not supposed to...", "_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy", "I shudder at the thought of what she was thinking she`d do with it if she`d managed to reclaim it...", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "'Shut Up' was the line removed from the locker scene! I bet I could recite that speech easily! Dare me?!?!", "how long did it take you to learn the song", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "well us Brits have to wait a few more days for it! I thought it was all gonna realized at once! I guess it`s worth the wait!", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "OH WAIT, I read that wrong. OK hellboy", "very long by the sounds of things... But deadlines are Deadlines...", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "_mueller yes i love it its just a little bit complicated, because i want it on my BB , but it doesnt work", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "Writing or making sense ?", "need to get a hand", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "i tried to help", "Can`t believe ER is over", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "FINALLY FINISHED MY **** FILM FINAL!!! (Well, all except 1 part, but idk how to do it....) :/", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Had drums, but they where made up of other peoples sets, so, had to give them all back", "_sm Do you know why we have two Categories on our website? I`m trying to remove one but i can`t.", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "learning all about non-payment from a client. For a new business this is a headache I was hoping to avoid", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "Thank you. I needed that" ]
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i think that studying has really started taking its toll..
[ "Sorry for the delay in publishing this weeks show Some technical difficulties during encoding. Will be out asap but may be Saturday.", " ha!The potential is there but so is the loss of fingers, think you can get the PO to do it? At a charge and not full proof", "How did Day 26 go from a good budget video (imma put it on her) to such a low budget video (Stadium Music) The end may be near for them", "we`re getting another puppy ... not cool... really", "I had a horrible dream it had to do with a scary face, now im awake for the rest of the night. God dammit :\\", " lol, we are staying in, Craig got footy, so Molly and me missing all the good weather, we have no buggy either.", " I am surprised you haven`t fired for announcing the whole world of they body they`d found 'Selfish'", "I got into a fight with the pavement. I think it won poor little knee", " Just go near a hive, they`ll tame you!", "I dont associate with fake asses!", "is lonely in need of company", "5 and a half more hours of work I wish I had something to do..", "wishing I was anywhere but here...", "bored fixed the internet for my dad but now im bored to death", "AHHHH my keyboards getting worse :/ my BDAY`s in 1 more day", "_Marls Nah I got bare work to do, 3 weeks left and I`m bare behind" ]
[ "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "i wish i could of been at commencement this yr i wonder if they`re really going to protest.", "You don`t get them anymore?", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "Alright, I think it`s time for bed...even though I`ll probably surf the net for another hour before I go to sleep lol! Goodnight", "Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Artwork at 3AM. Gotta get this portfolio done for MECA by wednesday. Meeting with milonzzi to review it then.", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "heyy are you ok...? i know it sucks having her in you dorm... but i assure you it will be ok", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness", "Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "school. 39 days !!! so exited. Amazing premier", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "at starbucks with my love. eff school. i have work later too.", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "Would you believe that I`m done with homework for the rest of my life?", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Maths and Science were the strongest for me i think..dunno bout geography, only did like 1 day of study for 1/2 a year of work!", "I just filled out the forms to stop contributing to the retirement account i had set up with my employer I have to pay off my credit card", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "Reading through today`s paper along with some watered down coffee compliments of my `rents...", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "just got up, smoking a cig and drinking coffee.. i need to start working on my final project for the univ", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "If I end up working in DC, GMU is on my 'short list' for Masters No. 2. Started Sys Eng program in the 90`s; never finished.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "polyester, protester, quester, semester, sequester...hope this helps", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "damnnn. training starts at 11. but that would have been cool. next timeee", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "hope the studyin went well", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "on my way too school. be back later...", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "working my way through this casualties discography. have to pull weeds later ...", ": and this year I have summer school.", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "yeah quite a few kids in my school got swine flu. they only close down the school if its 30 kids or more", "home for the night to hang out with my mom and study", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "no work today! went shopping, and now relaxing &learning for the toefl" ]
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i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable
[ "Have decided I just can`t stand `s Alltop spam any longer.", " ...as well as bell hooks Teaching to Transgress. Sometimes I miss teaching & messing with bad system.", "i`m so sad, because my beloved boy doesn`t online, i wait for him everyday..", "Omg i`m so sad. I jus took in that gossip girl is done", "Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??", " haha this tripped me up once when I was talking to Harvard - I read it as an aussie automatically - came off as an idiot", " doesnt look good we have to go burn some lampions", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", " ahhh...Lily`s new kitten just took a giant wet stinky **** on me", "Test discovery just missed being in Py3.1", "my boss is bullying me...", "I just spent 2 hours looking for a blog topic and ended up inventing my own. grrrr http://bit.ly/QRz6y", "daddy is in the hospital i dont like it!", " Never ever smoking around you again.", " we`ll be back sunday to play @ the horse, I was out last night at mex you were not miss you", "http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson5.html << I chose the wrong career" ]
[ "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Even more so bc I drove their asses to Chandler, which is why I am just now getting home, an hour and a half later. LOL", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "im a pleb i had to take it out of the freezer.. and put it in the oven!", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "Summer makes me feel ugly all the pretty people are out showin off their good genes **** them to hell!!!", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "decided 2 trans frm relaxed 2 natural hair but i wish my whole head looked like my roots. Age of the instant gratification....", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "swimming and tanning was heaven! i blasted music while tanning and was in my own world.", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Glad to see the sun out in Dublin after a great week in London. Back to work", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "Had a nice visit last night from a boy with voracious stubble, does anyone know what to do about a raw chin? haha", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Havin a much better day today!! Finished the last Twilight book yesterday. Classes start next week! Get at me yall!!", "Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "so much for a day off- I`ve been on my feet, all over the place, all day!", "hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm", "Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that`s the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "how abt we wait til summer, and do this at ur place...ima need somewhere to stay anyways", "why me? i am about to read another ecology book for two hours. its all good fun today", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Alright, I think it`s time for bed...even though I`ll probably surf the net for another hour before I go to sleep lol! Goodnight", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "_AM Well what can I say - you do look Hot in your pic... That`s gotta work for most of us...", "The Good: I drank Jager and licked a hot asian girl`s foot. The Bad: I was reminded once again that I will never get asian girls ever.", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "I`m loving the humidity right now...great for the skin....another love that won`t last", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Finished Breaking Dawn last night. I managed to finish those 800 pages in 3 days. It was so good! I`m sad that I`m done w/ Twilight Saga", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "morning the sun is back!!! me like", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?" ]
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I hate the dryer.
[ "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ", "I just had to look up endometriosis. Oy!", " No. Not professional at all.", " haha it`s ok. i really don`t like getting to other businesses so its Ok,", "So off work about to do what I don`t know I`m exhausted", "Oh, **** me. I`ve just returned from the Supermarket Of Doom to find that I have nothing to drink here.", "will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked. http://plurk.com/p/x12gf", "you can see the coffee table again!! ...so when r u cominging over 2 insult me into cleaning the rest of the house?", " my knee is hurting so bad im limping...so we get to suffer through work together", "I thought that there was going to be another Def Jam Fighting game, but then it turned out to be crappy karaoke game. I miss the fighting", "plan may changes , nooooooo", "my sister just ripped my heart outta myy fukkn chest. im super hurt right now. she`s all i ever needed in this life.", "Ugh. I hate bad grades. 1st time I`ve ever failed a class and no As- B, B, D, W, I, I! Not like me at all", "Archie Proposes Veronica in the Latest Archie`s Comic. The Longest known Love Triangle is coming to an End. Poor Betty.", "Bored to tears without my boys! They are at their dad`s for a week", "I wanna see my mama but she hasn`t called me back yet MAMA...MAMA!!!" ]
[ "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind", "I LOVE fresh garden veggies...especially tomatoes! We are in a tiny apartment, with a non-sunny patio!", "I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "Fkkk at the nurses coughing up my lungs", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "Nothing like Charley Biggs Chicken @ 7:53AM", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "im so upset u were at US weekly my uncle works there but he apparently didnt know how big of a fan i am!", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "girl yes, as if having it where you CANT see it wont gross enough", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "its true...i can never be like _Bambu never", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain", "gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "I`d rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some 'cool' person", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "_mueller yes i love it its just a little bit complicated, because i want it on my BB , but it doesnt work", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "I am having serious cig craving... head for kitchen, let the non smoker weight gain begin", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "Bought it. Now I have to wait 2-3 weeks. Boo.", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "come on, leave Gretel alone now I liked her doing the #Logies", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "I can`t have any.", "MIT bookstore has best book selection, but it`s the one bookstore I have no coupons or discounts for", "Reception food at Long Beach graduation = no Champagne http://twitpic.com/67eba", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Ugh. Going to skool", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "i ran out of facebook quizzes. lol grocery shopping then work. w00t?", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "my wack friends are all raiding my kitchen. RENE, my love bound for badluck and DEBBIE, my psycho korean friend. <3", "Admitting that I don`t like action plots and I do like romance plots always makes me feel like I`m setting back the feminist cause.", "watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?" ]
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I REALLY should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today my neck hurts so bad
[ "Just looked at the date...today the one year anniversary of my Grandmother...miss her mane um sad", " nope- dnt have wireless ne more HATERS!!!! Ugh... Save me a copy so I can watch it...", "this sucks i`m tweetless...and i f`n hate money, why does it have to be an issue", "arrg - i`ve been trying to upload my picture...darn thing won`t let me", "still can`t believe all of the gig posters in the Little Civic have been taken down!?", " That sucks about your prints. Sorry", "went to bed last night with the feeling of a migraine coming and woke up feeling worse.", " Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby", "my tummy hurts i blame last night`s chinese food.", "People at work are stressing me out.", "outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night. haha", "melissa_leah: my car wont start.......", "is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece", "In the bus... Almost an hour late because of my crappy alarm clock should be in Leeuwarden at about 9:45", "you can see the coffee table again!! ...so when r u cominging over 2 insult me into cleaning the rest of the house?", "why am i up so early" ]
[ "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today.", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "My birthday is a week from today!", "todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "it`s friday but i have to work the weekend", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "Really really cant sleep x", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Going to get my blood taken", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "i seriously neeed to study", "Looking forward to the new week with the presentation of my book in a store in Dillingen today and some interesting sales seminars", "hav a pork scratching", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "is working it out allll day long.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "on a day like this...", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "should be coming out of hospital today", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "So confused about what to do?", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "im not at litle oven tonight", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "G`day Thanx for following.", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.", "bout to go to work", "is it normal for a masseusse to fully massage your buttocks? I swear she was a quarter inch from a medical exam..", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "is thinking about a career change", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "I need one too.", "We`ll be moving from a strength to a hypertrophy phase for chest, back, shoulders and arms for the next few weeks. Legs will stay behind", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "there was a mix up with my dentist appt this afternoon. so they rescheduled me for tomorrow @ 9am.", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Almost lost my phone.", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd...." ]
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I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I`m stayin til 630
[ "im really tired.. not much time to sleep", "It`s starting to look like the website may not happen in any form", "_nexus he has to have a new suitcase, but he is just so bloody indecicive, everytime he wants to buy something it takes HOURS", " fyi, connie and carla is not as totally awesome as the previews make it seem sorry about that one.", " well, I took it in early `00, graduated in `01. we were the final stage guinea pigs it seriously is a waste of time.", "But he has an out of date script. That`s really bad. So midway thru his pitch we catch it. He gets all butthurt and storms out. His loss.", "Changed my hairstyle,but it isn`t good as it supposed to be N don`t wealth that much money.. hate that hairdresser~~", "Almost made it to reading comedy outlet. Headlining all weekend. Only took me 2 extra hours with traffic. Basically doubled my time.", "not at all happy...dont know what the reason is", " Not true, you can get worse burns today... don`t forget sunscreen", "#bigfanfriday 2day, & i go & friggin loose 1, life sucks!!", "Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne", " I know, that is so sad. I", "_jtv WHAT! I was only gone for 30 minutes and you`re already showing boobage without me?", " gawd. People still remember the preggers comment. Hate you!", " I`m jealous. I have so let it slip what with the baby and all. Not sure I could even do a half right now" ]
[ "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Great lunch at baby bulls. Now time for work til 930.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "seniors done 5 more days!! woohoo!! going out for the night.", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "I don`t want her to leave..", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "The sun has gone in!", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "ten update away from 2000 whooo hoooo budden!", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "my body isnt itching anymore", "Bye ! Have a great time being whisked away", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "LAST DAY in St Andrews.. i will spend it on west sands! and then packing", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!", "Writing out to tape. #48hoursnz", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "glad you could make it", "Back to work I go....", "wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me", "I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol", "So glad I`m finally done with finals!", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "i know im inlove with actually..", "honestly, why did the folks at Microsoft do MS Word 2007 to me? I can`t believe I just spent 10 minutes finding auto correct options", "Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?", "Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "why did i agree to work a double shift", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "now i`m in hmv", "_Shawn when do you go back home? Want to see ya B4 u leave Homie", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "Now I need to change my monitor", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "1:36 AM screw it im going to bed... one love", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "Gonna go and see my sister at Mount Sinai .... she`s there for at least another 24 hours.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "as long as you have someone to make out with lol", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "ah. I lived all over the Baltimore/DC suburbs the last 5 yes then finally made it back to my home state", "_Brown been holding onto this one for a while http://twitpic.com/4w5eh", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam", "I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "one week till exam block", "time for bed up in 6 hours", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "when will she b finished", "@_xotashhh I love having days off school, I had one on friday too", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha" ]
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even though everyone wanted to do a newish song and our teacher agreed :S old grumpy doesn`t like us happy haha
[ "Roxie is not feeling very well http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6878284", "I am sad... Tanner wasn`t invited to the Panthers development camp this year Poor (other) Glassers. But Calla was, so good on him.", "I`m havin the stupid stomach pain again & again... Today is my outing with SPH frenz & my stomach nvr fails to dissappoint me. Haiz", "running errands with geeta... feeling like i have the plague", "Is sad that her brother is having a bad day", " we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat", "My baby has his first busted lip.", " I`m having exactly the same day you are, man. Just buried over here #FollowFriday", " I am so sorry.", "sometimes i wish i were a man, i could pee were i stand, and scratch my chest, but instead? here lies a breast hah", "my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..", "i really cant take this.", "I should go shower but FFAF is **** distraaaaacting", " well we aren`t normal then because 1. we can`t drive in mexico (you have to be 18) and 2. there are no dairy queens here", "_Music I was not hugged", "... I want to die. I want to TAKE my own life, forever. She`s trying to get me to do a duet." ]
[ "loved our lil tent-side jam session/mosh pit!!! EDGEFESSSSSST!!!", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "_d No, it`s not...", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "switch to something else then", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "ur linky no worky", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", ".... It was just alriiightt", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao", "__O lol but tiz a good song", "is in a good mood", "I don`t want to go to the 3-hour lecture", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "not playing here either", "i hope you feel better", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Please bring to your show", "mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys VN sounds cool!!", "so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill", "I think i am getting a cold", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "watching old skool fall out boy vids", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "no way - those are great words. Boys don`t get to own them. Oh and was it your bday?", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "just bad good leader and delegate it", "I don`t want her to leave..", "I would be playing my old rogue but a friend took the account and could not get it back", "oh nos, what happened", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "i will HAVE to agree w/ u", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "I`m doing an experiement", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "(that was a btw -_-)", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "No, but Geek Minds Think Alike.", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "Were getting old Donny. I got one starting high school next yr and one going into the 7th. Where have the years gone?!", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "i think in the end, remembering the poetry and feeling behind something is far more important than the name.", "It`s last Friday today", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "im at school right now", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "got a case of the bubblies.", "trying to figure it out", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "my pic didn`t work", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "following `cause ordered it", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!", "no, stay and play!!!", "cannot relaxing because she have to practice for her graduation", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it." ]
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I wish I was! well, for the past hour I have been. But before that I was in bed. Proper migraine!
[ "is envious of people not in long-distance relationships...she`s all mushy with no one to cuddle.", " it wasn`t that good tonight I know DCD though .... I won`t say what happened!", "Sad! Casue everyone is going their seperate ways! Never going to see my friends again!", " I want to go back to school too *sigh* - but I am too poor", "14 more days with slow internet", "Needs to `unfollow` some tweeps, its not that I dislike you but I can`t keep up with you tweeting literally every 2 minutes! Sorry", "And I just saw something real sad on my lunch... A dog with two broken back legs.", "I HATE FLORISTS No rose for cassadee tomorrow now =/ fricken **** florist people ={ hmm..need something else...hmm...", " I dint dump anyone. It`s always me who gets dumped and blamed. That`s why I don`t believe in relationships. #twpp", "Waiting for friends to call or email me bleh i feel unloved", "Grr...Fatboy Slim is out of the EDC Lineup.", "is sad cuz my mommy leaves to indy today", " POL! Is this song from a new album? I am really missing out on UdD!", ": What, you`re not really an alcoholic? I AM V. DISAPPOINTED! D: Seriously, though, I got that you were kidding.", "Wishing I could have seen my nephew graduate from kindergarten!", " Not sure, but I CAN tell you what happens to a pre-chilled watermelon that you leave in your car *in TX* for a week! NOT GOOD" ]
[ "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "You`re a night owl, too, huh?", "Sooo, I spent most of my day sitting at home in front of the computer in my pajamas...I love these days.", "sore head..hope my girls ok", "I know people say that power naps are good for you all the time, but I kinda always miss the alarm", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "i wish i was going to be with my ST girls tomorrow", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "not for too long I hope x", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "11 30s way early! anyway nigth night love you!", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "aww I wish the same thing...", "super but I caught a cold on the plane. not as far forward in line as I`d like, but the extra sleep was dearly needed.", "I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night", "Just got home from another wonderful night", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "me too what are you doing?", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "just realized tonight`s Drake", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Y am i still awoke @ 5:12 a.m", "I used to have a remote for my tv.", "did not sleep a wink last night X", "watching a film, recovering from my operation", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "i wanted to go for my birthday...", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "midnight cry.. wish the person I wanted, wanted me right now", "up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz puppy n BF", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Back at home,11 hours till work", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "nothing much on tv, seen most of the good stuff...think i`ll go to bed soon, but it`s too hot to sleep", "i wish you still loved me", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "just loves having proper Inet back", "_News I should have gone", "Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work", "Really?? I feel special", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "I want it NOW.. finally found what I wanted ..", "Aw I wish I was in Ireland", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "i`m a bum today", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "Really tired, and need to be up in the morning... Off to bed. Good Night All!!!", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "i seriously neeed to study", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "I think I`ve finally reached the point in my life where I need a nasal hair trimmer", "The graduation ceremony should be starting about now. I really wish I could be there.", "up and at work im ina good mood", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "i wish we had sun lollies for me to get addicted what flavour?", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "Amen to that! My vitamins made me so ill I felt better before i started taking them!", "I slept at 2am yesterday", "Just seeing if anyone was still awake", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "last sunday before going home!", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "wow its only 9:30", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "I added it, are you still awake?", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "I wish I was getting pancakes booooooooo", "Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads", "11:10pm on a Saturday... you know what that means! BEDTIME!", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "why do i turn red", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again" ]
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leaving now off to get my angry teethed pulled....
[ "OK its official I'M OLD! at least I feel likewise OLD & TIREDD & WASTED!!", "OMG The LG KC910 touchscreen fone is such a pile of shite!! Roll on new contract in 18 months", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", "eye still hurts I Think I`ll go sleep now...", " it drained my energy", " - I`m really thinking about staying till tomorrow .. I have to be back in Philly 2nite, but I wanna stay so bad.", " WHO IS SAYING ALL THIS...are you ignoring me *frowns*", "I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues! this is not a good season http://tinyurl.com/nccqya", "lost HIATUS noooooooooooooooooo D: back to school tomorow. back in 10TY ()", "can`t tell you how thrilled I am to have just had a nosebleed. first time in ages. overjoyed doesn`t cover it. urgh", "I`m terrified about the surgery next week", "Really tired this sunday morning ****", "Starting to get sad.", "The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<-", " i miss yoooooooou my poia", "sitting at home...need to be pricing the garage sale items...but i have no help so its boring by myself" ]
[ "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", ", in about two hours I`m setting out on a 600-mile drive home. Mostly I`m hoping it goes quickly.", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "My poor andrew just had 2 of his wisdom teeth removed. i wish he`ll get better fast.", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "got the txt - holla when ya need me", "_v haha i was in your boat yesterday.. you`ll pick it up in no time", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.", "just got home and i got to freakkin clen", "Morning. Off to school... Ickkk!", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "MY CAR IS ALMOST DEFINATELY GOING TO BE WRITTEN OFF! THE GARAGE RANG AND SAID THE WORK WILL COST 3K AND ITS UP TO THE INSURANCE CO", "_marris I know. I`ll have to get some soon", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "has just finished ironing his clothes for #Church. Gonna walk the dog now then grab a shower/shave and be off #jottonia looks good too", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "wow i`m soo hungover", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "My son`s first tooth came out but he left it at school", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "got a case of the bubblies.", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "Done studying bout the earth", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", ": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.", "Morning Lou, I Have some housework to do then im off to Church", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Yeah, I wanted to have some I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "Finally on my way home", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "ROFL - me too.", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "About to go pick up my roomate from the airport....no more house to myself.", "Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers", "About to clock into work", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "One`s gone to my husband who`s going alone Other I might just leave at box office under a random name for anyone...", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power" ]
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I`m going to miss Miss Suhana
[ " oops. Cy`s place is too near. Trouble for me.", "The puppy is sick and some one put they hands on my momma >:-|", "Fb I hate when I try & support my local bookstore & they never have what I need", " eeeeeeeeeeeeee i jealous sia i didnt get to seee", "Noooo my favorite coworker just got a new job, he`s doing marc jacobs shows now, not fair! I don`t want him 2 go!", "soo tired.. still kinda angry that i missed the concert", "bored bored bored! wish i had something to do tomorrow, especially with the weather we`re to have! not fair", " didn`t know you folks were there, sorry.", "a night alone with my piano...and a pro tools session... ill take that ANYTIME.", "Why are tea pitcher things so hard to find? I haven`t seen any here, and I`ve only found this http://tiny.cc/vynk5 online. Ugly.", " i couldn`t **** sleep today either. it was hard for me to stay asleep for some reason", "He still doesn`t love me... I won`t ask again", "I dont feel well i got a dentist appointment later.", " I`m soo sad. It`s just on the edges of the pages, but it`s not gonna come out. *cries*", "Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capacity the challenges", "Bacon Fail. Ended up with a commiseration muffin" ]
[ "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "Incase I forget, Happy Mother`s Day to all you moms out there, and to my mommy. The very best one in the world", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Oh It was marathon ****? mahasha", "LOL. dood, i love you and miss you.", "Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "Its over for them", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "you stopped followin me?", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "last day working for Tend", "I�m good. Wanna get out of the office....", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "Bye ! Have a great time being whisked away", "Finishing up my last Friday at Olive Crest", "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "My daddy left to go back home to Texas i will c him hopefully n the next two months", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "think so but my boss is in Switzerland all week. going when she returns ira gonna be awesome", "_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow. whee", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "heyyy where`d my tweet go? *shouts to bc her lists are always amazing!", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "I know. I was hoping to meet you tonite & I just found out a few min ago that we have a mutual friend Cuong H.", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "night honey..see ya tomorrow", ":O goodness, i havn`t heard it. i lovelovelove her old stuff though, the overture the underscore is the best album i think", "had a life changing redhead - she got away", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "just got back from school. SHEMMS!! Summer class has been officially ended. http://plurk.com/p/wxsgy", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "Is on her way home aloha and good night everyone!", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "; Another friday night cancel. probably movies with just Ashley.", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "just that you`re not here...", "*sigh* another two out fly out for Papi", "Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today", "I hate the exams . first time and last time in this school then i`m out ! after 10 years! yaaaay !", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.", "That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.", "I blocked him too, lets hope it just goes away forever", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "love u!! and love mr. player! come visit me i miss u girls", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "DUCKED OFF! I`LL BE BACK IN GA TOMORROW.", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "my momma is comin 2night ! 2morrow tennis day with p?nar yuppie !" ]
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Just go near a hive, they`ll tame you!
[ "Ugh work sucks. I could be with sher right now", "i wish i could teach my dog how to play xbox! alas...no thumbs", "My back hurts...really bad", "My Twitteeeerrr babiieshow Ive missed you I hate this whole not having a phone thng", "i never knew a dentention was so hard 2 get", " Take that back. I am insulted.", "Yep, lost my bet to chris", "http://twitpic.com/67rcp - Another one...those were taken at 3 am MET! U see I have a real sleeping disorder", " lol i wos gona send mine in bt i was too late ****", "Is wondering if my ankle will ever stop hurting", "ugh lost the remote gotta actually move to change channel wtf #****", " you are lame go make me breakfast!!", "just broke a vase that i didn`t even get a chance to use", "What a bad day!", "Woo, Hulu Desktop! My poor Mac is kinda struggling with it though, poor little Core Duo just can`t keep up", " http://twitpic.com/66wxk - SO jealous right now!!!hate new england weather" ]
[ "why thank you. I might just take you up on your offer", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "'To boldly go where no one has gone before...'", "Hmm. Did you mean to start 'following' me? Oh and g`morning by the way!", "Tell X to email me pics! OfficialShew", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "You`ve got a deal!", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!", "Happy sunday, beautiful day in London... off to meet Chergo for breakfast ****", "OMG i meant <3 you`re the perfect Wolverine,sir hehe", "@_mamalaura night! So cute that K loves frogs http://myloc.me/FI0", "i like this Dr. Seuss quote - �You know you`re in love when you can`t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.' -", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "they can be a drag,,but for the most part they come in HANDY hee hee", "Today was fun I <3 meeting boardies! The acoustic set was just soo phenomenal!", "havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!", "_bach daps were the best lol", "It is a drink but they have a trainer brand too.. http://www.office.co.uk/brand/babycham/8 <<have a look", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Will be your DJ for a little while! Tune in if you want www.soompiradio.com", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "Oh Jordan! I�m ready for the next contest, baby!!!! Can�t wait! Kisses from Brazil. I love you!", "_serafina85 Its headed this way", "Came tantalizingly close to acing a Facebook communism quiz. One question has 'I hope Britain will be next communist' as correct answer.", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "p.s. i heart your face", "thank you! Marc Jacobs thou ....love limited too", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "yes, i found you! come to greenville. perfect weekend for pictures and no sidekick to go shooting with", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "WOW AND TO THINK SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY DO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE BUT DONT GET TO GO BACK TO A HOTEL.", "Yay! Made my first sale on RedBubble - that makes me so happy http://bit.ly/1gURq", "you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "Ahh saved from mowing the lawn by the rain Now I have plenty of time to go kayaking. Blessed are the rain gods!!", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well", "Yeah I`ve been going there for the last month!! SO amaaaazing, I`ll bring some back for you", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "If y`all say so, I trust you on that one", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Lol at the VATS on The Insiders", "Aw you are and you`re welcome", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "Roxy was right. This palmade stuffs pretty cool", "i`ll teleport it straight to you", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "Have space right next to the rack for another one. So plenty of space for CCNA,CCNP,CCIE lab!", "oooooo. i like that too! anywhere near mommy is good for me.", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "http://twitpic.com/4wh4d - this is a very pretty picture", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "**** straight you know what the game is, and if you`ve heard the tracks you`ll know why I`ve been rocking out", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "Nightlife Commando is like, chanting. The music is cool. & Now I`m listening to INXS. The music in this song is amazing. The bass is win", "Still awake lol Finished talking to a really good Brawl player. We talking in SmashSpace.ning.com Join the website if you like SSBB!", "that party was a great time just got `paranoid` by as a ringtone! yay", "aww i hope it does fly by because JT episodes are usually really good (and it`s early but so far this ep hassn`t disappointed)", "as long as you have someone to make out with lol", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "It has, however, got me out of doing the gardening - something for which I am eternally pleased", "Going to go kennel the dogs and then I am going to watch Goblet of Fire", "heh coincidence im a barnsley fan too how`d you track me down :o", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Lots of tasks to complete today. First, wecloming new members to Canadamigos Social Networking site, www.canadamigos.com, and coffee", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "but i did have a really nice smoothy at baulko shops", "Hey its back!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "awwwww i`m such a scifi geek and StarWars is the TEN COMMANDMENTS for us geeks!!", "Shoot. Only 12 miles", "on a sunny walk round the lake this morning we met a mother goose and father goose and five baby goslings", "My sleeping beauties I love my grads!! http://twitpic.com/4we5w", "Reached Bangalore!! Now gotta hunt for rooms", "You almost have as many viewers as the Live Eagle Cam on Ustream http://tinyurl.com/d4hgoj", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16", "Out for a walk in the cornish countryside, on the great British bank hol http://bit.ly/AILUn http://yfrog.com/6rwwtj", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "What about APE and server-side javascript with #mootools ? http://tinyurl.com/odqwgh (via )", "Really good concepts at #mozconcept. I *really* love to send something mine, but no time", "i love you so much tay (: youre so amazing <3 you should come to denmark, we love you here", "maybe he could drill a hole in me? LOL OH SNAP! (sorry couldn`t resist)", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "come on, leave Gretel alone now I liked her doing the #Logies", "Yes, Cathy. (Ordinarily, I don`t have much of a problem with naked girls chasing me, however! )", "Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i`m #listening to the fray... Here`s to a good week", "I just read your twitter bio. Love it. Very clever and cute. I`m all about smiles.", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "Nice to meet you toooo Good to know another one of my followers ACTUALLY speak!", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "sup guys, just downloaded tweetdeck, gettin a move on right now : D tweet me some nice clothes sits or summat x", "167 Brian 167 that`s 1...6....7 followers count them and weep. And they ALL know who is the buzz champion by now", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", ": thanks! and you being #80 just made my morning!", "@__sugar oh no i am always here ;) <3", "Special chocr makin rounds @ Gourds show", "Inspection went fine ... they like the house woopee. Would just be nice if it had been this morning so I could have done stuffs today", "'jaunty jackalope' `s too boring a name; 'intrepid ibex' is still my favorite among them all ...", "later I went up to monroe and worked out with friends - TRX, ropes and KBs!! 30sec on/30 off..rope swings & c&ps, windmills, wve aquats", "in santa clara a long way from hoe, well not that far. it sure seems like it.", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "lol to see my king", "The Killers on Jonathan Ross completely epitomised why I love them with all my fangirl heart. Seriously wow. I miss Reading, & Dublin", "What a nice young guy at dunkin donuts let me go first", "Thabks! This made me feel very special!", "http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "no your not they are very cute, how you going being a daddy?" ]
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