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[ "Ugh, i hate waiting in airports. I couldn`t find a seat near an outlet either.", "So off work about to do what I don`t know I`m exhausted", " so sorry to hear that. I lost two hard drives this year, I know the feeling", "my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be", "UGH! I have GOT TO STOP biting my nails grrrrr", " yup-unfortunately Took today off work and just slept all day.", "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.", " It was a lot of stress, though, so with that and supporting two big families he never quit smoking and died of lung cancer at 51.", "is MySpace mobile free? or do u have 2 have credit... cause they are liers", " It`s ugly and gray outside even in San Diego. Not too cold, will get to 70, but May-gray June-gloom for us all", "_mactastic I dunno ;p How`d I end up waking up at 2 am? It`s a mysterious world", "Irony: Inventor of Ford Mustang can`t keep his car http://tinyurl.com/lpmvtk via :", "_Marls Nah I got bare work to do, 3 weeks left and I`m bare behind", "my pooooor baby (my dog chachi) she had surgery todayyyyy", "Hanging out at the San Fran airport. Got a few hour wait until I go anywhere...BTW SFO`s $7 wifi is garbage.", "is really sad about her nephew but keeping busy sorting out items for BWM! http://bit.ly/N9tsM" ]

[ "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "I have to go to work with out my and", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "awww thanks Jon! My 9yr old told me I was to sleep in, while they all clean the house.. best mom`s day present ever!", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "its nice to have no assignments for the night", "its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Enjoyed this week off work, back next week", "just got up, couldn`t sleep anymore i guess and im not really gonna go back to bed, im not really sleepy", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "I`m glad someone slept with me last night. My doggy I would take a picture but I don`t see my laptop.", "How it was slept?", "gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "That storm seems to be coming my way", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "This is going to be a great and productive week - I can just feel it!!! POSITIVE THINKING is the key", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "a bedtime story pls....", "*waves to make it all OK again*", "Wishing the rain would stay away for a while so that I can go to the pool", "Just got out of work", "Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.", "I want to party down!", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "I hear you ...", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Have a good one", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "give them my best!", "just need to know what to be cautious about. being cautious is good.", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "New Comment On Jowki: I wish I had the time to blog more often http://cli.gs/ZzRe1P", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "I wish I could go to #BEA this weekend.", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "aww you are so helpful we getting sweepy here, sis says we can have whipped cream before bed , i save u some", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "then stop staying out all night", "why are you sad?!", "....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?", "hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "all good! Take a rest", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Should I say goodnight or good morning?", "Thank you for the advice I`ll work on that when Im not at work.", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "In other news: i like this band, 'Lydia', and its easy-going melancholy-yet-cheery songs. It`s good listening", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "Sigh... you know I am...", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "woof, I wish I was allowed to go", "Hope you get better. I know you will have the best medical attention. if not let me know, I will be right over", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "Wow, I really hope it gets better. Asthma sucks", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "what can i say, i am a creatur of night, hmm, should be dne soon", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "I`m concerned for that family", "I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol" ]

[ "Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u", " So sorry to hear about your mum.", "ahh! big scary bug flying around my room!!!!!", "I guess you`re not talking about Orlando Magic ! There was nothing magical about it", "#hollyoaks .... The curse of justin strikes again.... Date the burton and end up screwed poor sod", "Poor Johnny is sick Looks like he`ll be going to the vet tomorrow", "ugh. trying to respond to all of the emails/voicemails/facebook messages that I missed while out of town. this could be a while", " Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!", "A Don`t Stop Believing remix? Sure, why not? Sacrilege ? http://blip.fm/~5jkpz", " Haha, she`s up here to stay, it`s nearly 2 hours on the coach for her to get here, may not be convenient for an hour of TV!", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", "I need some plugs. for real. my ears want to stretch. and I have no money", " Youuuu`re an aaass my aaass loooool", "I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I`m stayin til 630", "I wanna leave after 2nd period *cryy*", "I hate this weather i wanna bake" ]

[ "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "That`s more than ok. Personally I`m very good in doing nothing", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "Im free at last, tomorrow I get to remember what Sundays look like", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!", "I can`t get to bed", "got a lot of shopping done today...really excited bout my new travel journal! Going to go to sleep watching a movie with my cousins", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "It turns out I`m really, like, sixty years old, guys. You were right!!!!! I`m off to seek my future a little later than planned!", "_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Thanks Give it 5 stars!!11", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "Soaked in the rain in 30 seconds and I wasn`t even hiking 8.4 miles with 2.5 miles in the rain like last weekend.", "http://twitpic.com/67f8o - Making the treck from lafayette to batonrouge solo.", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "Cool...a VERY productive day! I just got a spot as an extra in a feature film that is filming tomorrow AWESOME week all around!", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "Oh well, there go my hopes for seamless transfer of blog however I am now on track and will have it up and running sometime this eve", "excited about CWPM tomorrow.. only one member is going but still , its a good start", "Just five more days. Five more long days. Ahh!", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "Didn`t win a Lammy last night but happy for Scott Sherman, who did. Walked my feet off at BEA today.", "good! now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "_Kate i know its heaps awesome. if your not working all weekend", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "had a great night with friends", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "Just got back from `s party! Sooo much fun! Boom boom pow~ hahaha! ooh and I just told my mom happy mother`s day", "I bought two tops and a scarf yesterday...sister has successfully hijacked them this morning to wear to breakfast (after removing tags)", "i cant do anything", "Morning People! Just woke up now!", "is not too hot and not to cold", "just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "just had an orgasmic sandwich", "Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning", "Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you", "Sounds good to me! No more cleaning cynics orders. Haha. Good night. Talk tomorrow.", "Can`t No money to spend.", "Headache is gone,thank god!Time for tea i think", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "math is all that is left for the day, then the DMV", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Yay got the Internet on my itouch working", "When I heard 'No One' from Alicia Keys like, 10 minutes ago? You made my night", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you", "off to bed, I will have pics of the newly finished hat in the afternoon! yea its all done Night yall!", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "I don`t have any", "At least it`s Friday...working `til 1:30AM", "just bought 5 bouquets of flowers and put em all together and arranged them all pretty for my momma in the morning! ::proud of myself::", "I`m home, Yay! Unpacked everything, now just got to wash it all", "it is! ive done somethign like 200 updates today :S", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "congrats! You`re the first person i`ve heard/read say that today", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "meeting just in time that i�m trying to win something prize`s friday!", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "Sleeeep. Good day, nice night, comfy bed.", "switch to something else then", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "i just dyed my hair", "Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30", "had one of the greatest days ever! spent the whole day with besties & celebrated installs with the friends i love oh so much <3", "you were greeeeeeaaaaatttttttt babe!! It was amazing!", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Who was it that said Vive le difference to me only the other day? ;-)", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "No one is bringing snacks", "And I wanted us to leave at 12:45 to do a 1 p.m. showing (staff retreat mini)", "my brother left me for the day now I am here by myself", "morrrning. time for school. (: time to learn!", "FRIDAY so freakin happy today was an annoying day buuut WEEKEND! TGIF<3", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?", "time for bed.....got some learning to do tomorrow with an early start night night good people ****", "You`re phone is off", "I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?", "it was good. Next time you get oohed you know where to go!", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk" ]

[ "Come on Vancouver. Throwing stuff onto the ice? I thought you Canucks were supposed to be all polite and stuff?", "I also want it to be the 6th, i miss my girlies so much WE GET TO BE ROOMIES AGAIN!", "I don`t feel so good after eating all that food ugh.", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", "Hey #socialmediatv ugh no way to do video>blah {pouts} (Social Media TV live > http://ustre.am/2NjV)", " I wish we could make a quick trip to LA in July I miss LA", "I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow", "Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne", "Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback", "michael scholfield is no more. He is dead. I am sorry", "I need some plugs. for real. my ears want to stretch. and I have no money", "I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy. Just inflammed lungs", " Sorry, that was a bit negative!", "at home and sick http://yfrog.com/17zw1j", " I`m sorry to hear that.", "It`s car crash tv at it`s worst." ]

[ "what? you thought I did it all for mom of the year award? nope, tad bit more selfish than that:", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "I could see your quote but not vote for it??", "that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!", "I didn`t see this until after", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "I haven`t started packing", "Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "i`m not partying tonight", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "well, you can print CY_K not CYMK", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "lmao, im only joking mate", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "LOL yeah I forgot about your TweetDeck statuses! So funny", "Need to sleep but can`t", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "thanks for the recommendation! I was not following, am now", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "lol i <3 spongebob", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "lmao yeaa iight n u shuld put tha c.b flick up w. **** on ur head .. juss a joke", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "I forgot, Happy Mom`s day.", "just got back home... bored now", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "You`re welcome! Math is really *not* my favorite thing but it`s also so useful, so...", "euhm i`m french and i don`t really understand English . poo..", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "blah blah blah.... just kidding dude i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "no happy hour for me today", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "lol i cant drink!!", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "Can`t No money to spend.", "awake slept in a little cuz no construction. now studying bio alllll day but i dont mind.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/", "hahahaha. im listening to my iTunes library, a bit of Sonia Dada atm, ITs good", "Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one" ]

[ "_nexus he has to have a new suitcase, but he is just so bloody indecicive, everytime he wants to buy something it takes HOURS", "Anyway. Can`t take this **** no longer. Or my mind will blow off.", " So sorry Definitely getting it out this weekend.", " i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...", "****, we have some kind of bugs in our house. And we dont know why or what it is", "i just had the weirdest dream ever and can`t see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys", "Oh PW, you done me wrong. The signing time in ur children`s article are all wrong...and no Neil Gaiman?! You tease me. #bea", "I hate working nights, cos I`m not really able to enjoy this gorgeous weather, as I will be asleep", " OHHH my bad! yes him heh heh", " sorry didn`t get to see you", " I dint dump anyone. It`s always me who gets dumped and blamed. That`s why I don`t believe in relationships. #twpp", " ouch! I can`t even look at that one, just knowing it exists it enough for me", " Sorrry I`m ready to leave.", "DotA is an addiction...i waste 6-7 hours playing dota", "headache, headache, go away. come again another day....", " wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me" ]

[ "DANG...when did they plant those thorny bushes there? OUCH...no kitty hugs today", "_jeffe83 its all the rain", "Stunning weather today/this afternoon/now - couldn`t ask for better!", "The Renegades last day was today and...well... he`s gone... didn`t catch him Gutted... Closest he came to Greenock was Kilmacolm!", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "its a hott tuuneee,", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "IN $RF .94 - target $5.30. OUT $DNDN @$21.85 near days low", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "_Moe well it is #stalkersaturday after all", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.", "It`s my birthday today Running the mile tomorrow ughh. But then choir concert", "It`s Midnight - I`m outta here. HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY FELLOW MOMMIES!!! (And to non-Mommies too). May EVERYONE have a special day!!!", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "heya 40 hour famine starts on may 22nd - are you gonna take part?", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall", "last drops of the thesis... God let it end today.", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "The sun has gone in!", "Another night of not sleeping", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "Good morning nyc! If I weren`t broke, I would have landed there yesterday afternoon.", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "We didn`t...but we did have to wait a good twenty minutes for one. Good night, though!", "Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "has to be in cockermouth for 8:45 tomorrow morning, jesus christ i want sleep", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:", "last full day of vacation", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "....if you see Christoph please tell his lunch was packed this morning and he left it in the fridge", "Huh, another ScarePoint coding Sunday", "2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "Ah GDit! Ranger game this afternoon", "haha! sorry to hear that", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "Calling all mothers, calling all mothers...get your butts to bed - the kids`ll be here tomorrow", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "got a super cold!", "Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Happy Mothersday btw! Look at the bright side, you can chill all day today", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer" ]

[ " Me and Wendy are going after all. Wish you were!!!", " Can you ask Ryan why he stopped following me on Twitter", "Sometimes the things you say hurt the ones you love most unintentionally. And you can never ever take it back or fix it.", "Just rang the irish one. Drunk. Must confiscate phone. hate him lots.", "I must have just missed & I guess I scared & _TX off... Sorry", "has on music at work today its so painful", " Oh no....Sorry to hear that ....", "This month was a bad month to try and get an advert together for Kobold Quarterly", " another david hughes on your list? I`m hurt ftw!", "At every gas station, I look for postcards for No luck.", "Good Morning Folks 13 more days to go! and sadly 2 more days of the Giro but that means the Tour is not too far away", " pffffffffff... it`s not a 100% triumph cuz u gone napping LMAO!!", "Intel gfx driver situation much better with recent upgrades. kernel 2.6.30rc4 and driver from git: Suspend working again, fewer mem leaks", " Aww, that`s sad. I miss seeing you guys on the big screen.", "How Come I Can Never Sleep Past?? Not Good", "My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon" ]

[ "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "Don`t worry, you spelt `NO` correctly! It just looks wrong", "_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "lets see.. we hate that groupies are **** near stalkers.. we love that they send gifts..", "my b day is on may 13 but my party is on this sat come you gays", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "_dreamer Wow, you still haven`t gotten them?", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "me me me! lol", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "You always catch me away from my computer. ?", "i don`t have any of that", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "oww...just bit my tongue", "Haha yea if i knew yew wanted 2 go i would have told yew", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "I think i need some new friends", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "OHHHH THAT REMINDS ME. I know it`s not one of yours.... can you send me some of my toothpaste?", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "_Hemmat she`s mad coz she purposely let you step on her foot, n thought you would give her a kiss to compensate, but you didn`t", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "haha..yeah..10th of May..lol..im greeting in advance! haha", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "everybody is awake (well not everybody, u know what i mean. ma friends) haha, and I`m having fun AIMing them", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "YIKEYSSS!! I`M HARMLESS REALLY!! JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM BRODY!!!", "why are you sad?!", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "I could see your quote but not vote for it??", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "she said no not to nite x", "Hey Mr Luketic! I don`t have your number to send by phone. You can email me at heathfox.com if that would be ok.", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "ROFL.. okay I dont know. but Kristin still isnt here", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "never part of these follow fridays", "MY FAV. SONG IS UH...honestly, its rude for u to make us choose. lol I love `em all!", "I have no one to go to the spring show with", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "nai nai baby. haha i didn`t know that you have twitter but oh well", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.", "'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "We don`t have either of those here.", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america" ]

[ "Omg, my mom just called... Im too late... Hes gone", " i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me", "In the middle of breakfast the school called.Yep...back to get Shey...AGAIN.3rd migraine this week or maybe one that never went away", "Just remembered I still have a summer project to do. IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!", "trying to upload a custom background on here, but it`s not working", "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit advanced databases in 8 hours and 13 minutes fail", "Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/", " my knee is hurting so bad im limping...so we get to suffer through work together", " aww that is sad", "@ 5 happiness (chinese) totally disappointed the food is USUALLY good *FAIL*", "Its coming out the socket I feel like my phones hole is not a virgin. That`s how loose it is... :`(", " soooo over ppl telling me they went to the tonite show!!! Ive had dreams of meeting him I`m embarrassd of that a lil LOL", " i was watchin tv yesterday and the media is on u. u were number five i think for worst beach bodies because of ur butt", " i havent got poked much", ": Sad But True :: I SHouldnt Right?", "forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read" ]

[ "specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "Has got to look for a job this weekend", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "Ooo showing of your French skills!! lol Things good over here. Lovely weather, so should be outside How`s u?", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "http://twitpic.com/67mj4 - Yes, it is nice. Oh and Kevin`s shirtless too but you don`t see it as well", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "http://twitpic.com/4vp3x - *swoon* Nick looks so cute when he is serious *faints*", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening", "Nightlife Commando is like, chanting. The music is cool. & Now I`m listening to INXS. The music in this song is amazing. The bass is win", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "The little weeping nervous girl was put through... along with a 12 yr old quite good dancing boy. Greg the lovely singer came 3rd", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "trying to work out how to use Twitter!", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "my pic didn`t work", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "_ http://twitpic.com/4wi78 - hmm thats the BU tour list...but thats so cool! and why does it say 2008?...", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????", "(that was a btw -_-)", "Time to get purrtty. *wink*", "after 11 months....back to twitter again", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "and thanks, , fr. yr congratulatory gweetin`", "Nothing like 10P to kick-off the Bank Holiday, dig the haircut Luke! Next stop...Selfridges", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "Ashotn looks great, and you look fantastic as always! You two still have the newlywed glow, and that`s forever. TRUE LOVE", "4X4s are the shizz", "@_Marguerite Yup, that`s Dianne and Claudia. Dianne is new to Tweetville, Claudia has been on a while but not active here", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...", "come back for another year pllleeeaaasse", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "false alarm on the house", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "awww ) where`d you get that? hugh is so thin. no traces of being wolverine yet. btw, who`s that other guy besides RDJ?", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "Where`d that ? come from? No pup for now. But certainly in the near future. Maybe a beagle. It depends. I do muss my fatboy.", "Smiling! These guys are! Turn up your speakers and SMILE~life is good! http://www.imtiredonline.com/smile/", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "better than throwing them out", "short work week for me", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Now i`ve got 3 new frens-frm Germany,Mexico n France havin dinner 2gather 2nite.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "thx! Hoping it`s a good week.", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "Oowweee!!! China club wuz poppin!!! Lipstic n Pumps were in full effect!", "morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "On the way home.", "that is a good pic All the guys looked good yesterday tho..don`t ya think?", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", ": experiencing the unique #Winnipeg tradition known as 'the social'. Trying to pace myself.", "Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...", "http://twitpic.com/4jcfg - About to cycle within this quarry on Shipley glen near Baildon moor before heading back through the woods", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night", "trying to figure it out", "Its over for them", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "has one more paper left", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining" ]

[ "Life Just Isn`t Fair > And I Feel", "Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now", "laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.", "im cold i still cant find my hoodie", " we watched the today show(: we didnt see you though", " CVS is that like a genetic brand?Poor you,my hubby gets bad allergies..no fun!", "blast from the ****`ing past. NTS why must you suck so badly at school?", " I`m sorry...I`ll make sure I do that next time.", "I feel like ive done the London marathon, I ach all over", "Why isnt my internet working", "What`s worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.", "My poor heather, she didnt make the cheerleading squad. Im sorry babygirl. Maybe next year", "sick on wifes bday= double", "Having real bad headache..", " you are a slow answerer!", " Yeah. About **** time. My film SLR just sits there quietly being ignored. It`s time to step up!" ]

[ "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "Homey missed da bus.", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "He`s gonna do it for mothers day Ever notice Papa looks like Squiggy from Laverne snd Shirley. I love him.", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Counting the minutes when my dad`s g-friend is leaving", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "thanks well impressed it`s much better than my last one ! must b the clean living + Gluten free lactose free food", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "listing to music while putting the finishing touches on my mothers day present and the cool part is it didn`t cost my a thing", "_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "<3 ryan baby iloveyopu **** <3 10 days kayleigh baby lymz cntt waiit", "ummm, come on, for me twins and slurpees, and being in a car with the twins is going to be pretty epic!!!", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "Thank you How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "I hope the young`ins enjoyed your wisdom!", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "__ thank You! I almost forgot hoe to type on the keyboard how long I was anway from my PC..", "Thanks man. That sorted it. I only ever remember 222.222", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "@_NyLana_ An! Happy Mother`s Day!", "I have the best bestfriend in the whole world .. My Mother`s Day present = ambien, klonopin and a quarter! woohoo! smh...", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "and Happy Mothers Day to All you Moms out there i hope you had a good day", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "Well, another family was chosen for the child we interviewed for back to looking for another kid", "- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "I wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mom`s including mine love u mama", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "Had a nice dinner with mom! I`ve started the chicken rolls. They are going to cook overnight. The rest I`ll do tomorrow.", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "I love you MOM!", "where were u? (via ) - Meetings...", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "Dump this blackberry and uses an iPhone? Basically it compliment each other. I think.", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "No, but it does amazing things with keeping all your online conversations in one place... unfortunately that place is Google", "ok deleted all messages and hope they don`t come back!!", "_Lovato oh I see. Thanks for replying. anyway, how are you?", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work night!", "it`s Mothers Day today", "happy mothers day! <3", "http://snipurl.com/hq0n1 Just printed my mom an Amazon gift card for Happy Mothers Day talk about last minute.", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "thanks 4 the folow", ": G`night twitterverse, much twitter luv to you all ? http://blip.fm/~5yvnd", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "had an awesome time with and", "thanks for adding, no befriending, no, uh oh never mind, Thanks!", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "ran 5 miles, went to the gym & woke up Ur great kids....dependable Danny hope it has been great already", "IS PHONE **** WITH TYSON", "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.", "- Try this one", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "Likewise. However, what was the comment about originally?", "'Thank god you didn`t go **** until after you had me...'", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "goooodnight everyone! and Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there.", "Just got finished cleaning and putting out my mom`s presents. Happy mother`s day. I`m going to sleeeeep.", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "hey perez! good luck! well, i`m still planning for a big present to be given for my mom! i love you mom!", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time", "So treat your Mom`s like Queen`s cuz they are", "ooo thanks for the danger radio link loves it...how did the test go?", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Happy Mother`s day to allMothers, Cheers!!", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud" ]

[ " *hug* yep I hate that meself", " i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable", "_jean Now that I think about it, when I get to the States, they`ll probably still be touring, so they won`t be there Dammit!", "why are matters of the heart so complicated?", " Though it was a cold that would go away, turns out it`s a sinus infection that just keeps getting worse and worse by the day.", "Ready for this saddenning depressing dullful upsetting dreadful weekend.", "Is miserable i feel like im gona cry sux!", "god... im suffering greatly... having no hair + sitting in blazing sunshine = v v bad sunburn", "I think I`m about to break my own heart. (as emo as that sounds)... meh.", "i hate feeling like this about him i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit", "_McLife yeah that is the one thing i hate about tweetdeck", "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ", "'I only think of you as breaking my heart, I`m trying to keep it together but I`m falling apart.'", "omg. cat had a hairball. awake now.", "http://twitpic.com/677bi - IVA!!!! i already miss yoo my sweet ****", "Living down @ Alki without off-street parking BLOWS. 3:30p & there is no parking. Wkds are the worst, feel like a hostage." ]

[ "aww bless haha your cute Tom", "you are so right!", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "hi ya demi! im glad ur back http://twitpic.com/4vuuy i personally love the picture! haha", "can`t wait to november for Jobros concert ! In examination", "Getting ready to launch the podcast of chapter 1 of 'Turning Left at Albuquerque' this morning. I know you`re excited - so am I!", "Woo Hoo.! I made it to one of your Favorites! See.... Monday`s Rock!!", "Having an awesome day? You should... I expect as much out of you #awesomeupdater", "Happy Monday everyone! Loving the new arrangement in my family room", "hey hey hey b", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "I promise to post new mini magical village today, the weather is perfect for it See preview here: http://pengpengsplace.blogspot.com", "is excited about tomorrow!!! but i gotta clean the house CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN AHHHHHHH", "the script are amaaazing! Rusty halo and i`m yours are my favourites", "what fun! I got retweeted by a bot", "haha i love surprises! i don`t work til sunday tho so i have to wait.", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "Dude you are awesome", "Really good concepts at #mozconcept. I *really* love to send something mine, but no time", "Oh and Cali plans are a GO! I might get to see DA too and she`s my hero and rocks my socks", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "Oh Jordan! I�m ready for the next contest, baby!!!! Can�t wait! Kisses from Brazil. I love you!", "http://twitpic.com/4wppe - we are one hott couple eventho this was a few yrs ago but we still r", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "yeah.... and im gonna take ur picture off my ipod baby..", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "omg that was my twin sister`s fav song", "Enjoying my weekend with my sis ****", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...", "That is so sweet!! Have a good day", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "Got 38 followers now!", "i won because im awesome", "is excited to be visited by her twin and best friend! dinner, star gazing, and a movie! // cool http://gykd.net", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "its definitely coming, hope ur ready!", "@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****", "lmao I need a shopping partner today.", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "_joy it`s entirely possible", "The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "_Stathamfans1 You sure are dedicated...Gotta love that!!! Have a great & productive day", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "looks class the water splash looks so real looking forward to my review copy ;)", "Very excited as we have just booked tickets to Vegas (we live in the UK) can`t believe the price of the show tickets", "that`s awesome. Can`t believe they have the poster up Already! I haven`t seen one over here yet", "I`ve already been cleaning for over an hour!!! So much more http://twitpic.com/67gzx", ", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "the scrubs finale was beautiful, just so so perfect. can`t believe they`re gonna do another season", "_Nicole wow you are lucky happy birthday!", "I love your show! I`ve subscribed and following your tweets. Can`t wait to see more", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "Oh tonight... Looking forward to it", "Watching Twilight again !!! <3 I`m watching the Audio Commentary, it`s sooo funny ;)", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!", "haha aww hun i bet you are more creative than me", "OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol", "some great stuff on website today", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", ": what a cute pic of the girls, and so vibrant. I didn`t get anything cpeven close.", "woohoo! congrats to your friend and the boyfriend.", "Sounds great. I`m looking forward to it then", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Ooh I have snazzed up my profile with summery colors", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "_reality morning trish, have fun today", "My goodness! Another hit, another run!!!", "Just found out my baby cousin is gonna be a dad!!!! At least he`s married already. Everybody is getting married and having kids before me", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "59 may be my new FAV number!!!", "I`m so excited for Mothers Day! This has been a big year for me & Olivia, and she`s finally old enough to be excited & understand!", "wants her boo btw love fhnixon`s posts hilarious!!!!", "sounds good!! Can`t wait", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "Had such a great weekend! Glad it`s sunny out today", "Yay! Tell her I said congrats", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "This day jus keeps getting better and better FML", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!", "good morning fella i have the joy of work to do today. what are your plans?", "i think u have more than enough friends now, including me lol", "oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that", "Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..", "that video was funny i`m just signing up now and i`ll vote for you!! x", "has just discovered a great site!", "- SO.... yeah. I VERY much appreciate that.", "just got back from my grandparents suprise 60th anniversary party...it was sooooo much fun!!!", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "LOL OMG replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX", "morning the sun is back!!! me like", "yeah I LOVE CALI so much", "impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious", "is getting married in Vegas in November by an Elvis impersonator am so happy!!!", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "About to Lock In on getting better staying +", "Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!", "Good luck on final!" ]

[ "why the hell is it raining!! i hate the rain.", " RE: Hulu Desktop in Windows 7 Media Center http://bit.ly/DEc64but not on extenders unfortunately", "Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also", " nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter", "My moms Season 3 of Weeds got burnt up in a family friends mobile home.", "I`m always hungry all the time but now I don`t even feel like eating. This is not normal...and my throat`s sore. I`m sick", " SHUT YOUR FACE! Why are you so mean to me? Pedro is supposed to be the mean one", "Dreaming about cuddling your lady and waking up alone isn`t fun", "1 more goal, Gila!! But his last game is against milan. Dillematic 4 me", " Every time I succeed with a code, I get 'We`re Sorry. Your Credit Card Has Been Declined at this time.'", " aw were sad you had to leave tokyo. come back.please", "Wal-Mart orientation...it`s work, but seriously...this sucks", "My aim is not working due to network problems", "Euh, got LDAP Schema Error Why oh Why", "I think I should hire one of those tranlsators.. because no one ever understands me....", "Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague." ]

[ "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Thanks! Unfortunately the EU had probs with his satellite provider, so even though his TV LOOKS great, it`s basically useless", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "Yes. Nag twitter. HAHA Thanks. LM.", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "Just checked the diary and it clashes with uSwitch.net beers", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre pass.", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "i wanna move to england! 'ello, i must go to the loo. i will head to my caddy,yes.' gahaha and the awesome accent.", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "you were right about karla not the best movie made", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "for the whole time ?", "have fun without me pasty <33", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "i thght i voted bt i dnt think it workd! Whats the link 2 vote for u! Nobody deserves it more than u do. Ur so talented. I<3U", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Nothing like Charley Biggs Chicken @ 7:53AM", "_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "Kind of tired of poopy puppy patrol....who knew two lil doggies could make so much um...waste. They are super cute though", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "Well Done , Visteon Belfast, 2 years salary paid. Just shows what happens when you stand up for yourself", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "It`s the final count down to bigger hair people ? http://blip.fm/~5z4uq", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "lol, don`t rub it in", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "That`s the song I mean", "very much much much mash!!!! more please", "now i`m done! good nite", "I`m dying to read it! I hate England.", "Hella wow . no doubt .", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "but it`s fun when they blatantly ignore the advice", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "_nash Ba-dum-tish! You win", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "_chick haha. I completely agree", "YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!", "lol thanx, me too!", "Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "_c Oh yeah. Point taken", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "June gloom is upon us.", "Oh, I see what you mean. That is true if they are used improperly, which we know they are.", "Do you not like turtles?", "Just saw 'Drag me to Hell'. Sam Ramei is excellant as usual but the kitty scene was kinda hard for me", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "all done., time to finally start shuting down", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Pfft, there you go with the logic again!", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?", "http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth", "Dangling belly rings are a bad investment...the cutest ones ALWAYS pop" ]

[ "elliott claims steak and shake has been doing this for months...not exciting anymore...", "Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day.", "found out my 'friend' isnt actually. but hey **** happens.", "Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry.", "It`s Friday... But its only Friday morning. Ugh.", "Not in a good mood. My mama`s away with my sis so can`t talk to either of them and my boy can`t see me this weekend as planned.", " so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it", "Monday and I am at work and the legs are a still hurting a little! Smile", "And I just saw something real sad on my lunch... A dog with two broken back legs.", "Just broke her dresser shes had since she was three", "so much to do by 1 pm. i don`t think i`m going to get it all done", "Our Quinn puppy got a sick.", "i fear the spaceship is not long for this earth. it just stranded me and edwin on the highway. there was smoke", " I think I`ve been killed judging bt my energy after attacking just to see what happened #spymaster", "About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.", "SF felt WAY too intense for me tonight. Hope that doesn`t keep up. Upset with myself for not hanging with and pearl" ]

[ "wish you were on your way to Tampa! FL girls are missing ya!", "i wish i could go to meet in the middle tomorrow.", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "you didnt send me the text", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "_ kk`s have fun eating lol, remember shaun loves you haha", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round hahah", "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "The sun has gone in!", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "I have to go to work with out my and", "Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!", "Hmm... the new sports catalog and card jitsu updates are not appearing for me", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work night!", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "it`s beeen onee year", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!", "i wish i had more chicken wings", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "at least 3 more days", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "awww I love me some charlies we are enjoying some lucky food LOL", "Home Friday makes me too!!!", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "Getting ready for a long weekend of work..friday Saturday and Sunday", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "i wanted to go for my birthday...", "thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Its Friday! Only 5 more hours until I`m free!.....until tomorrow. oh well", "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Hoisin duck pizza, salt and pepper pizza and gelato for dinner with Edmund and Jade. Good times!", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "not there but wish I were", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "That post was for", "Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "where are you going tonight?!", "omgoodness FINALLY back from dinner with the fam bam!", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "me to mi sausage", "_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "Cashflow forecasts are fun but big red numbers aren`t", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "Catching up on holiday expenses, and two weeks of Gift Grub", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "the times they are a changing", "see u Next Saturday With Mr", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "Aww man I left all my laffy taffy`s at work", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "deck building buddy missing in action", "Im hungry and its cold", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "Having dinner with my grandma since I couldn`t be with my mum.", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "I really fancy Baked Eggs, but I have no Spinach", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "is poolside. Bowling toniht maybe?? Back to work tomorrow", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "I had 2 hoes .. now I have none", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break", "is going to go get some food.", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content", "watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!" ]

[ "_caine I saw it, it made me sad", " i chewed up a Starbucks and a Subway gift card at Christmas time, I got in big trouble. I not allowed near purse.", "Ok I`m frustrated, there is hella dust between the screens of my blackberry", "*sad face* project-m keeps crashing my itunes", " Hey girl! Yeah, my allergies kick in at the most random times. Hmph.", " I have been to Tara Thai a few times for friend`s birthdays and the food I had was pretty bad.", "has a headache already? boo", "nomatter how much i sleep am still tired either going to sleep early or late....", "I regret not going to the Movie audition today Seems like my neighbors are gonna get a call back . http://myloc.me/21RK", "Getting AxKit running on Ubuntu 8.04 is making my head explode.", " hey Jodi.. what`s up??ugg.. im bored.. i just made a sundae.. c u monday.. ( hahaha it rymed...) loll. cu in school", "Well on a normal day I`d already be done with work...Unfortunately this is not a normal day. Which means I`ll be in the office till late.", "Its 1:11am and both my girls are still up! .. im so tired ..", "How are YOU convinced that I have always wanted you? What signals did I give off...**** I think I just lost another friend", "Yay for having a giant headache stupid glasses.", " I`m feeling much less alone now in my love for Fitzcarraldo, most people I mention it to have no idea what I am talking about." ]

[ "going to sleep with my baby", "i`m a bum today", "I love this!! our body should tell us how much sleep it needs, and its always good to be mindful at mealtimes", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "was there yet another semi final tonight?", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "ok thats it.... sleep time", "Meant to ask how did the other night go? Did you enjoy the fight...did yas have an all-nighter?", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "http://twitpic.com/4w6lf - BBQ time again.", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "night honey..see ya tomorrow", "Can`t believe ER is over", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "Just got home from another wonderful night", "going to look in the refrigerator for a taste snack to eat", "Just got home from another amazing night", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...", "she said no not to nite x", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!", "ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round hahah", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "I had so much fun tonight!! But i am soo excited to get home and go to sleep", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "finally gonna get sum sleep that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!", "new super power camping place -> 24 hr MAC @ Springleaf Tower ...still eating my fries.", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "just got home but about to leave again", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "Time to get purrtty. *wink*", "_a_michael Hey! thanks for another great day! I`m going to sleep now! I`ll chat with you tomorrow! Sweet dreams!", "G`night Twitterverse! Thanks for keeping me entertained!!", "Is going to sleep. Good night everyone!!", "_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "haha. thanks for listening to me rant on and on about nothing! have a good NIGHT?", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me", "wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke", "I am back from the best party ever", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "Well im hving another one today yey", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "Watching Twilight again !!! <3 I`m watching the Audio Commentary, it`s sooo funny ;)", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "ooh yay, its been forevs since last ss tv baked dinner is so good, how yummy. I had prawns ****", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "me me me! lol", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "is awake and does not want to go to work...", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "I wish Saturday Night Fever was on again! I couldn`t stay up lastnite for the whole thing", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "1:36 AM screw it im going to bed... one love", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "its almost lunch time for you", "unhooking my pt`s, then home to SLEEP! SLEEP IS GOOD", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "Just got home interesting night", "Happy 11th I`m going to sleep now lolz", "_saurus So did I... and now you can hear it again and again, if you wish.", "thats my moan for the day", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol" ]

[ "_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh? RIP Jessie Kitty", "Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls", " _hussein i have to wake up earlier than i thought.. my dad wants me to take him food at 9AM! no0o0o0o!", "at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today", "feels not good at all", "Today was not an inspirational photography day #photography - http://twurl.nl/jnizbw", " try being my height in small cars not much fun specially on bumbpy country roads! haha", "** gifts & honesty box messages has been discontinued due to abuse ** - hehe, dal�� facebookov� aplikace na hovno", "Have decided I just can`t stand `s Alltop spam any longer.", "_sounds bicycle? Sucks i cant ride with you", " i guess ill never have it but the sad thing is that u didn`t put an Alternate e-mail!! cause if u dont remember ur secret", " http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too", "**** im so bummed out right now....nobody loves me", "Dreaming about cuddling your lady and waking up alone isn`t fun", " resistance was futile! Needed pretties to knit with", " I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to" ]

[ "been there! need somewhere NEW", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "should be going nfg tonight", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "small? we cant choose?", "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that could be interesting", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.", "Ooh can I have some? I`m hungry but I don`t wanna get outta bed", "Need to sleep but can`t", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "I don`t want her to leave..", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "I got paint in my hair", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.", "Waking up at unGodly hours to go to work is starting to get old. At least the coffee is good", "My ear are popping.", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "had a good day but im now skint again", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "denial can be very powerful", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website", "next year will be sweeet", "I`ve gotta watch out for those stealth skillz! I always forget.", "what!!!???? where are u guys going!?", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "something we all need sometime", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Craziier are off of msn!", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Off to the Dream World to battle the evil Spork Horde. Later, folks.", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "it`s too beautiful to stay inside", "Kids attacking your keyboard?", "it`s month end I`m here till 11", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "i wanna join the twit Club......", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "Report your findings to me", "Just investigated whether I could change my username to Ermintrude - someone`s already nabbed it", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "Cant wait to leave work", "time to bed now!!", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "Adem in, adem uit", "nature has just called me BRB", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "we are coming...won`t be there til around 9....can`t stay though", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "I think i need some new friends", "this is how we do itttt", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "Now to go home and cry", "because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "off to bed, night every onee", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "did you put a spoon in it?", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "officially has pink eye.", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "does that mean your going to block me?", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Lost a battle with the couch....phone has been blowing up", "at work till 7.", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "mufasa!!!! warriors or the OCEAN! hahahahahaha", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY" ]

[ "says BAD TRIP! (angry) http://plurk.com/p/wxshi", " yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.", " and what a scary reflection it was! thought you were going to wizz your pants", "Can I get tonight`s SYTYCD online anywhere...streamed like Hulu or paid like iTunes. I missed my favorite judge and now I can`t sleep.", " If only you`d come the sick one...with inflamed vocal cords", "i dislike math, but math HATES me", " i know i suck. my data plan is weak sauce.", "Rats the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com I`m too late.", " Instrumentalists like to give singers a hard time. But the vocalist`s job is the toughest when he/she is sick.", "it`s you and me forever ?, it`s you and me right now flywithmeobsessive. Im crying", "10) I`m allergic to hot wax", "[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct", "So disapointed,good Evans, they sound really bad, so out of tune #britainsgottalent", "bad timing- a new mommy just called for newborn pictures and I can`t fit the baby into my schedule no matter how hard I try", "I feel like... I`m not gonna make it this year", "specially when you`re already burneded. wore mums shoes as well, and now im all blistered. it sucks balls.." ]

[ "you just got one more!!", "http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful U R cool Miley.^^", "woken up by mum. work", "I`m glad you`ve been having fun babe", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol", "just had a gym sesh.", "Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try", "thank you for reading Ohlala", "good afternoon, hope you have a great week", "Ha good morning! May the fourth be with you too", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "death cab for cutie and slouchy barets its a good way to start the day.", "I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler", "I WANT A HUG!", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "i`m also on plurk try it", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "http://twitpic.com/4wt8a - pretty **** good friday night", "yayy you`ll can help me im doing my english homeworks which i had to do during the holidays >.<", "i (L u so much See u at school todaay!", "got it i`ll send you an email in a lil bit i have a lot to say", "http://twitpic.com/4j9fb - I really love this picture!", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "i have a feeling today is going to be amazing", "Im eating a salad and rember to comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "well, my question is on your blog post", "Come hang out wif meeee", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "You follow me , I follow you. As simple as that", "night night dollies you are al so amazing", "Seeing my friends and doing coursework I have the weekend off work so I am happy!", "Thanks your my first lol", "i`m still awake, coulnd`t go back to sleep", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "iPhone SDK & I are going to become friends today. Even if it kills me", "Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "Indeed. Have a nice week!", "Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "I have had to yield my computer to the Webkinz Fan Club...", "Happy Mother`s Day to all my favorite moms.", "I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol", "Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight.", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!", "Going to twitter in english, for my foreign followers", "Good luck this week! I know you`ll handle it with grace", "lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming", "so much for a day off- I`ve been on my feet, all over the place, all day!", "everybody is awake (well not everybody, u know what i mean. ma friends) haha, and I`m having fun AIMing them", "Today = marking *135", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "the sun is shinning! im off out!!", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "Off To Do Pilates Now! Tweet Y`all Soon!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah well thanks *blushes*", "http://twitpic.com/4w22u - Its so pretty! The girls must love you a whole lot Happy bday again!", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better", "we`re one, but we`re not the same, we get to carry each other", "Ive been passed out drunk for the passed couple of hours. Good to go now", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "I`m going to open up PROVERBS and get as much wisdom as possible-I`m hungry!", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Does this happen every monday?", "You should retweet others good tweets at least 10 a day to get involved into things at twitter", "is a sleepyhead. looking forward to tomorrow. i love his family.", "Mondays aren`t so bad when they are this sunny #fb", "Got it! Your in the rundown.", "I GOT UR BACK @ BABY!! much love to ya!", "Hope you had a great weekend, congratulations!", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "and yep, you`ve converted me to Blip. Been great to hear a lot of others suggestions - some pretty great stuff!", "Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike", "ali, just like you do!!! have such a wonderful sunday!", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "i havent seen you all week", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "you`re absolutely welcome. i love you too and am happy i was able to help make that moment happen.", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "looking forward to body works today", "it`s 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night", "lay by the pool and take a nap. my agenda for the day", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "what a lazy sunday... I love lazy days...", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Welcome to Twitter I hoped it wouldn`t be long before you saw the light and joined us!", "You`re welcome. There! I added you already!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "i`m getting this assignment done", "my last full week of school!", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "It`s those little things you do, that make me love you.", "Thanks for the interview mama! Enjoy your night", "i`ll be back on it later today, got plenty of gold, but willing to help you out, if you need anything at all", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "NEW STRIPEY TOP DAY!", "I know people say that power naps are good for you all the time, but I kinda always miss the alarm", "what I do now anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x", "- Love the comeback, I will stay tuned! You fellows should follow people on here though. You`ll in turn get more followers", "you say the nicest things." ]

[ "have yet to start this paper due tonight. i have no motivation", "alice doesn`t know what to wear to the cinema <3", "Hey Fused Gaming, FusedGaming Forums have been delayed until 9PM PT/12AM ET tonight... sorry (abean2007 live > http://ustre.am/1ntp)", "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us ", "Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold", " anyday! I hate living here!", "Re-pinging : why didn`t you go to prom? BC my bf didn`t like my friends", "bored well its not like any one can see this i havent got any friends", "my stomach is bleh!", " Omg same here! They hurt so much", "will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked. http://plurk.com/p/x12gf", "On my way to nottingham..I so don`t want to be going", "I was sleeping soo good but just woke up like 10 mins ago n got sick not feeling so great. I wanna go back to sleep but I`m wide awake.", "woke up early this morning not happy bout that, headache, dizzy can`t breathe, yeh im still sick", "aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here", "I�m JBobsessed xD I miss them soooooo much! They should have a live web cast on bookface ? EVERY thursday xD" ]

[ "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "_gutter Trent wore that shirt at my show", "yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "o sweet i saw him last year with kenny & sugarland will be with kenny this year.. i have seen them b4... love them.. gknight", "umm get ready, help my mum, give GJ his presents when he gets up (could be a while), wait for people to arrive, then party", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "just found out i have strep", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "That`s the song I mean", "happy motherss dayyyy so my sister decided to make lunch...hmph. but i decorated the house ! andd then i danced and sang hahaa", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Just took a shower.We`re gonna go to Church.Time to thank Him for my mother.", "fireworks @ KBOOM concert... second best I`ve ever seen...preceded only by last year`s show 2008 <sigh>", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "I really wanna see the Jonas Brothers in Novemeber but I need to find someone to come with me! ****", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "I can`t really say much because none of it is set in stone.. but I`m planning a charity concert for Cystic Fibrosis", "http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww he must be an amazing brother!", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "U SO funny but u right! I like BSB but Im not as fan than U I love much better Tupac & TLC..2 bad they`re not singing anymore", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "OMG i want to go too! hahaha", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "awww bless him i am indeed coming, 68 days woooo! are you?", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", ": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "Ahhh! I knowww! I saw it May 5th and 6th in Newcastle and it was so good!!! I`m soo excited for 6th June, as its my bday aswell!", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", ".... It was just alriiightt", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "yeah but they had to come barcelona, because not all the fans can be in that concert COME BARCELONA! JESSI TE QUIERO", "Wishing I could see N*E*R*D headline @ Fest at DePaul tonight", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3" ]

[ "why does twitter hate me i cant put no photos on my page", " i no its so warm isnt it!! :O My arms are sore Bad times. My face is a little red too :S", "not ideal bank holiday conditions.. a little over cast and rainy but perfect for a lazy day with a dvd", "specially when you`re already burneded. wore mums shoes as well, and now im all blistered. it sucks balls..", " it wont work for me", "tired and bored, watching movies while i`m home alone", "bahhhh.. cold weather is making my teeth hurt.", "Is on break...I`m so tired", " i guess ill never have it but the sad thing is that u didn`t put an Alternate e-mail!! cause if u dont remember ur secret", "Why are young people attracted to trouble? this makes me sad! ,<3 kMv", " Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::", "Ugh. I`m so tired. Waitin for the bus. good morning!", " it`s not sooo noticable it depends on how you look at it...but I know it`s there and now my iPod isn`t perfect", "headache, headache, go away. come again another day....", "_skies miss you too :`( it is!i never want to come home.....seriously", "5500 words and counting. My hands hurt" ]

[ "thats my moan for the day", "Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "today is going to be a long day", "I have to go to work with out my and", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "haha it`s great. but i slept horribly last night.", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "wants to go see street dreams but it`s not playing anywhere near here", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "Hmmm, I just realized....I didn`t have any bday cake for my birthday...boo hoo!", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "trying to figure it out", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "I`m doing an experiement", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "ohhh wowwww no good", "Its like I had a power nap.", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "eww What r u doing atm?", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I`d enjoy seeing, but noooo.", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "But but I dun wanna", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen", "where has my sleep run off to??", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "ya`ll going out without me", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "I got the ticket dismissed", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "in the mood to listen to some Reg stuff (Sir told me: U used to be a huge fan of mine but now it seems you`ve forgotten my songs!!!) )", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "I feel better today.", "Has an hour left of revision", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "Hmm...what to make for dinner tonight??? No clue. Don`t feel like cooking anything Hubby wants to go away tonight.", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "is all alone for the evening!", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "I don`t have any", "ur linky no worky", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "Just got out of work", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin" ]

[ "I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight", "i feel extremely depressed right now.", "PEOPLE!!! wat the hell is a follower on twitter???? I DONT GET IT!!!", "Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!", "I hate waiting in lines", " THIS WEBSITE GAVE ME A VIRUS! When i opened it more windows kept POPPING up", "another song that makes me cry and cry all day and night long.", "_watkins Oh my gosh ian i always miss you when your on", "So booooored I learned this though! ????????", " u no there was no point pointing it out yesterday and ppl had 2 wait til midnight .... they were kinda pissed", "ah **** ... my chest hurts now", "My preorder of the Razer Sphex shipped today. I`ll be paying to review it because Razer is ignoring my emails", "#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day", "I lost my artistic abilities", "aaawww im soooOOooo tired today.. i dont feel good.. i dont wanna go to work wah.. but yeah im goin to work in a few mins. til closing..", "_lights aw what`s wrong?" ]

[ "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "crud is all I can say", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Tell my work to give me two days off in a row! Stat! I`m full time I`m supposed to have priority", "I read for pure escapism. Don`t make me think, take me away non-fiction tends not to achieve that, for some strange reason", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "it was an adventure to say the least. I`ve been to nicer parts of Norf London but will stick with the south for today", "thanks for adding, no befriending, no, uh oh never mind, Thanks!", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Another amazing day. Ever since I got a Twitter, I`ve been having great days", "Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today.", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "_n_nouns ikr? my parents take the cake tho, they don`t grocery shop and they go out to eat all the time just them 2...", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you! (& I use your calendar to track work hours)", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "_47 hey, watch out you don`t post too many adverts on your twitter feed. I wouldn`t normally follow, but your blog is interesting", "Thank you! I`m working on `s", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "Wonderful! Let me know what you think. Not light reading", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "It will if I do it in a round about way. I ahve to copy the public contacts into my personal contacts first. no big deal", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "thanks i have to finish schoolwork today, no rehearsal tonight though. what ru doing?", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "Storysize is 2 (and it`s posted as a short story, not one liner), but doesn`t show up in any news friends can see. Only in wall", "is having a lazy sunday", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "But but I dun wanna", "Hey the letter I sent finally came back today, ill stuff its contents in with the other letter and send it off to you tomorrow", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "at work closing files", "loves twitter (Y) 38th post. mwaha x", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "I have nothing witty to say", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "Morning Tweethearts! Now home after traveling 302 mi.thru 2 states & 2 faires in 3 days. So inspired! Ready to write as I enjoy coffee.", "Reading, cryin, reading, laughin... Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!! Thx Hill.", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "is my son - he gets my vote today coz he has grown into a loving, caring `soul-full` man - who loves his mum", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "so its been forever since I`ve tweet, just wanted to say thaty I love bill! and I hope ya`ll have an amazing week", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "_magazine thats no dream for me, thats reality CS4 is on my wishlist", "last day working for Tend", "Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "Finished Breaking Dawn last night. I managed to finish those 800 pages in 3 days. It was so good! I`m sad that I`m done w/ Twilight Saga", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Sorta needs to somehow forget that its E3 in LA practically during my ethics exam and self-imposed revision time.", "Today = marking *135", "Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol", "last drops of the thesis... God let it end today.", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "I don`t get it..." ]

[ " OMG that`s right HAHAHA I`m Stupid", "can`t be arsed to get out of bed hello sunshine", "IN PAIN. my big toe got stomped on during the hokey cokeu. it`s throbbing. anyone have any suggestions to heal it?", "Sad that Christian Lacroix had to file bankruptcy", "Is really sad that shes missing critical mass", " She should keep her crown and shut her mouth! Then she`ll know what non-judgmental means!", "I had fries and an ariZona at 1130 and that`s the only thing I ate today. feeeeeed meeeeee", "i`m out of books to read, movies to watch n stuff to buy...i`m bored!", "the low point: a poor pigeon outside my building isn`t capable of flying. It`s just wandering up and down the sidewalk. so sad", "Birthday tomorrow. Doing jack **** all weekend", " KH is the only thing I`ll be a weeaboo about. I still prefer it in English but I`m impatient, haha", " Nite. Now I`m up n bored as opposed to almost sleep frm b 4", "no more arrested development. i am sad.", "_AliceV No None in the house and I`m not sure i should drive to the coffee stand. It`s worse than I thought it would be.", "is pretty dang tired. but chambers class is for napping.", " I have 3 computers all going now. IE 7 on XP and IE 8 on Vista all are still NO Shows!" ]

[ "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Yesterday and today was my weekend....back to work 2moro!", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "getting ready so i can go out", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Glad to see it`s a typical Bank Holiday weather wise - I was going to do so much today - yeah right!", "agreed it did take me a little while to find my way on stocktwits, but once I did, I cant imagine working w/o it", "i cant call im at work", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "it`s friday but i have to work the weekend", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "ur moving to leeds?? wut are u doing up there? work? ur just a jetsetter..i wanna move to England too", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me", "That storm seems to be coming my way", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "Nite Tweeple. Tomorrow will be day 25 at work.", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "up and at work im ina good mood", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "Its a gorgeous day and I`m going to work allll day Just gotta keep telling myself its for NYC!!", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Morning world! back to the office after longgggggggg weekend", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "Waking up at ungodly hours to go to work is starting to get old but at least the coffee is good", "I have to work tomorrow too sheli", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "At LA Fitness, at work right now.....pretty busy morning", "aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "leave for calcutta-delhi-lucknow tomorrow...10 days of absence!!!", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "I wish I was at Disneyland or watching Star Trek like other people are doing. I swear, I must be the only sap who works on Fridays.", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "Heading south on I-95. Jacked mess around SR 234", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "No more spending the day chatting with Steve on the computer Now what I am I going to do at work?", "working the graveyard shift!", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "Got up early did a **** ton now im headed to cherokee park to run and walk !", "Gonna go to work with my honey today!!!! So exciting!!!", "TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I`m off! Well, home... I will see you soon!", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "finally packed...thinking its time for some sleep! Ready for Chicago!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!" ]

[ " How vile are people, they have to remove things that have a value", "falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun", "Just finished watching the series return of the Chasers War on Everything - really quite **** compared to how it used to be", " I am using iMovie 08 and it`s still not bad. I am afraid to hear what is wrong with 09", "how bad has life gotten where u werecounting on the church50\\50 raffle? the answer is real bad", " nope im nott! i was planning on doing but my aunties come over from america and we`re havin this big family meal so i cant ****", "all dressed up and no where to go...", " biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke", " I don`t understand anything, HELP", "so im drawing pictures to show how much i miss him. can anyone blame me, hes 4 hours away frm me", " Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool", " im sick if i wasnt, id be at the show with ya!", "My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!", " thats it, rub it in that ur seeing morrissey! il just go and cry in the corner x", "going to bed its late and I have headache", " I am not a ****! damnit! [sending you an e-mail right now btw]" ]

[ "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "I took my ring out...", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "i spent the whole day shopping with Aiza. i don`t really like shopping. still, i had fun but my feet didn`t.", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "I forgot about it and I already ate lunch so I guess I`m not going.", "hope u feel better sweetie", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "i really wanted to go to surfers today", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "I wish I had a concept of what time it is right now.... not adjusting well. Obvs.", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "My throat is on fire", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "i think i have a fever", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "day started off bad but got better", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "I have to go to work with out my and", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "I cannot I have a full day of activities lol", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Wish I was there!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Waiting in line for the Beast with Matthew. I won`t be riding.", "ohhh wowwww no good", ".... It was just alriiightt", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "June gloom is upon us.", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "My three-day weekend starts now. Was gonna watch Star Trek, but opted to go another night instead.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", ": probably not I want to go home", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Just heard good vibrations and i thought of Charlie dying on Lost", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "oww...just bit my tongue", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "I`m so getting the cold", "she had another song out recently but it didn`t get that much play", "go to mid valley la **** haha! never mind la, i don`t wanna go with you anyways", "its just one of those days....", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling." ]

[ "Im sure the 5 ppl who came in after me will be seen by a dentist before I will", "I feel sick..like don`t wanna get out of bed, be bothered, don`t go 2 work, turn da light off, pull da shades n tv off type of sick", " so sorry to hear that", " i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby", " i wish i was home in bed naked", "So tired. Work today.", "feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd", "In math class now, about to shoot myself because its so boring.", "FML still awake melatonin not working!", " oh the noon? I don`t know if I can make that one...I only get 30 min for lunch", "Ugh. Too much happened today. I really need a hug", "is working hard or maybe thats hardly working", "Want to get my hands dirty with FubuMVC. http://bit.ly/J00ha, but the document is not yet complete", " oops. Cy`s place is too near. Trouble for me.", "On the bus goin 2 work but omg seriously im sooooo tired dont know if i`ll survive the 8 hour shift", " god I need to revise today! I`m so lazy" ]

[ "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "well you scared me saying there may be rustling in the trees! Happy Sunday to you sir", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "now it`s weekend! It`s so great! I saw the rest of Twilight tonight, and i also have read fininsh Break for know.. Could I do that?", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "sounds like my kinda day", "6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend", "Recovering from a lovely but slightly stressful weekend in France", "Glad it`s Friday... but bummed that I am officially working Saturdays.", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "**** lol....where u headed to?", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening... oh wait.. that`s just wine before dinner...", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "just that you`re not here...", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "I think i am getting a cold", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "Going out. A barbeque maybe?", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "hi holly i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "'Brides a la mode' pow wow first thing this morning This past weekend`s lovely wedding fresh in my mind... pics soon!", "It`s about to rain!!", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "needs to escape from this town. getting ready. seeyuhhh.", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "went OUT 4 a meet up & MAY B hangin & or hittin a club or bar IF the car holds up LOL :-P", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "were gonna go crazy before you leave", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining. Soccer Practice tonightt.", "It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "im not at litle oven tonight", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "I was so hype about it being Friday & it raining outside..No rain all day... But its rainin when its time to kick-it..Mr Sun is trippin.", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "had a good day but im now skint again", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "tomorrow is going to be sooo awkward & embarassing. lights & sounds last night was awesome", "Trying to reorganize plans for tonight uggg Hopefully it will still be lots `o fun!", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "I can`t get to bed", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "good luck with the deer next weekend!! Hope it isn`t too cold or snowy", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?" ]

[ "ssshhh everybody, I think is asleep... don`t disturb him.", "Im going bed i dnt feel well as always", "Ashley= getting sick... Ugh I`m losing my voice! Nooo", "is sad yo hear about Ashleycat", "says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion", " there`s relisting fees when you don`t complete a sale? that sucks!", "Felt like ****, behaved like my son; ate to compensate. Pigged out on home-roasted sugar almonds. Painful tum, threw up, still feel sick.", " and i have cheese and no chips.", "_Beez - I`m 20% hetero-challenged, but still didn`t care for 'Milk'... I thought it was boring.", " Yes, I`m the only stupid girl of my kind!!", "I have had it with job hunting. I try all day and nothing works I bet I couldn`t even work at the **** because of my cider belly!", "**** week all **** week off to the gym now with the worst headache.", " WOMAN, I didn`t know you came home you so suck!!! When are you going back!", " i had to get the same sized jeans, i couldnt get my hips into the 14`s", "SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER NO MORE TEST OR WORK YES!!!!!!! But im gunna miss alot of ppl", "Sick, sick, sick. This sucks. i can`t even breathe properly" ]

[ "lol hi emmy, latin would help me study for the aptitude tests to get into grad school ;\\ thats why i wanna take it", "july 21st!?? that means at your concert I won`t know all the songs. oh well, yay demi!! <3", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting", "Hey David, I`m wondering if you received a letter that has a song in it? From Malaysia? please reply and have a nice day!", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "y do i only have 2 people following me people follow me please x", "- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "is working it out allll day long.", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "I`m doing an experiement", "#todo Cleaning the Apartment - again - who keeps making this mess? oh yeah .. me. $10 + hug for the person to help come clean", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Hey Tweeps...good morning. Wussup America...Talk to me tell wut`s on ur mind..", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "busy wit work how is your business going on?", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "i cant believe this woman talked me into getting a different hairstyle...real talk though...i have no clue of what to do with my hair", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "got it at answered", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Morning Tweethearts! Now home after traveling 302 mi.thru 2 states & 2 faires in 3 days. So inspired! Ready to write as I enjoy coffee.", "i have much to learn", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "Not a problem at all sis - respect due", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung", "http://bit.ly/13f5m0 You are not alone in your disbelief but I am quite happy with evolution. It beats the alternatives posited", "blah blah blah.... just kidding dude i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "I know. But like I said, I have no idea how long it takes for them to investigate this stuff.", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "Yes because those taxes disguise the booking fees and commissions that online travel portals charge. Try iXiGO.com next time", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'", "People eight years my junior can`t understand most of my references", "Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x", "how is your coding going?", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "'Friends are the same soul different bodies.' Plato", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "why nobody write with me ? !", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "thx 4 following r y a band? What kind of genre that y play? Nice to meet all of y", "Phase 2 was a success. Self discovery is vital. Phase 3 is only mins away. Cool & Classy baby! Shout out 2 'D' yeah mane!", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "_august84 - requoting the gyaan - the more you live life, the more you fail to notice how you live it - quote By muthu...", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "not the best way to start your day", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "Justin Timberlake, How You can easily become a reiki master? at http://tinyurl.com/reiki88", "Tell me about it! What is obvious in real life makes for great entertainment on TV It is great to try and figure out the killer", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "I got my film developed at asda, half of them are just gray!! And some have a black box on the top half why?", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter" ]

[ "It`s sooo hot 2day!! Put a ton of sunblock on before jogging; still think my face burnt though!", "The new redesigned cricinfo : http://tinyurl.com/mxlcuv I hate change", " Sorrry I`m ready to leave.", "I feel like I need to catch up on twitter haven`t done much of it this weekend!", " Gourmet pizza = BLEH. Pizza is SUPPOSED to be greasy and filthy. You can`t eat pizza that`s been prepared by a chef.", "just went to the dentist my mouth hurts and I can`t eat until 8", "my mind is racing ... b/c of 4 words he wrote. I hate him, but I hate her most. ... and I can`t keep from falling for him", "Back to reality... boo", " I didn`t like the new Terminator movie, man", "Its summer and no one has texted/called me. Im a loner", "Just tried an energy drink to report back for you guys, and im sweating and have the worst cramps. I want to lie down", "#asylm yay registered but lost all my friends", "Is in serious pain.", "getting ready to see my cousins graduate. gonna miss em.", " Wow that is a scary statistic", " oh @ work? poor boy" ]

[ "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "where are you going tonight?!", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "haha, yeah i meant mall! -winks back-", "don`t ya just love a free night to catch up on your DVR shows? ANTM here I come...ha ha!", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "I work at a movie theatre in Toledo and I`d let you come see it for free. But it`s not in 3D", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "Cool. You should qik some stuff from the newsroom sometime. LOL.", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "Photo: thelovelybones: I SPY JONAS BROTHERS AND DEMI LOVATO OMG D: Ahhh yea, 3d movie premire http://tumblr.com/xbb1qyx0e", "Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09", "Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "What are u going to do today my girl?", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "my your rather random.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "i`m going to pig out on ice cream and potato chips", "I think i am getting a cold", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "Watchin `how to lose a man in 10 days` wiv mum lol", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "animating an ad for work. One of my favorite things to do. So much so that I`m doing it on a saturday night for fun!", "what was it? I missed it.", "is it? :O im gonna get that", "cause i wasn`t there!", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Good night everyone...... Time to go mimmiz......", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "lol I really wanna go there!! Imma check the vid out rite now", "Shoping till you drop david..haha..enjoy your day", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "awesome. lemme see when you`re done.", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "is thinking about a career change", "waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Love johnny deep looks in public enemies (L) I`ll catch this film when show in HK", "I`m off to a fun filled evening at a funeral home ... Joy.", "tell me about it", "can`t wait for it. i love your scripts. honestly, you should have a future career as a script writer - Stock Twits", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "I`m on my way to see `17 Again`. I`ve wanted to see it for a looong time", "Great to be sunbathing in my garden. And this afternoon I`ll be watching ADO to see if they can win this important match (on tv).", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "at the theatre.... seeing star trek for a second time becuase i am that cool", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "I`m not a hobo.", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "i don`t know !!", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "lol well i learned somethin new thx !", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "i like them all i just saw the movie 4.8 i would give it a 5 if Tyler Perry wasn`t in it", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "where have you been? LOL", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "G`day Thanx for following.", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "watching Please Twins. gonna make some Iced Tea :-bd", "goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!", "No plans tonight? .............", "it`s nice to see my #euruko pictures (http://twurl.cc/xd1) on the big screen during a conference break", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "haha that was good, slightly geeky but funny x", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "#SanctuarySunday yay for #Sanctuary, I may watch Requiem after breakfast!", "_M aww why psn?", "Lol read me like a book", "I have to use the bathroom", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "OMG i want to go too! hahaha", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "I`m eating a flake storm from hungry jacks. or as americans call it, burger king", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "at least two to three times a week i turn on the tv, find comedy central already on and have to endure a brief moment of scrubs", "i think i have a fever", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "Good B-movie... Starship Troopers is cool! Citizen" ]

[ "First time I`m going home early sucks to b single no one to call", " Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary", " me too. I was in Florida last weekend for the rain. Came back home to RI, rain. Terrible", "A message from Could you let people know I have been booted off", "I hate how MS makes me feel. I can`t control my legs 2nite & am in too much pain - it`s driving me crazy Anyone else get those moments?!!", "I plead temporary insanity for agreeing to a metric century cycling event tomorrow.", "I hate not bringing my ipod to school", "Yeah I think I touched something that had mikes germs on it because I have a sore throat now dammit I knew I should have not gone there!", "I`m feelin sad, depressed, lonely, unhappy all at once. Rwhats wrong with me", "WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.", "Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.", "_Dreaming what?! miley`s gonna quit hannah montana?...i don`t wanna believe it!", "Only one more day of Jay Leno que sad!", " y does it hurt so much? i can`t even chew gum. i`ve lost so much weight because i can`t even eat", "Oh noes, Not Your Average Joes in Lexington is closing! Sad", "Just reached my Cellgroup leader`s house and he is surprised that I`m dry. Haha. - http://tweet.sg" ]

[ "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "I`m drawning in emails", "Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that", "Make her something. Buying something is too impersonal. She`s your mom!", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "just realized tonight`s Drake", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "I saw the note in FAQ about other languages. any thing that would change your mind? need any help or anything else?", "fingers crossed for you.", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "switch to something else then", "is starting to get this whole Twitter thing!", "Watchin `how to lose a man in 10 days` wiv mum lol", "Found out earlier today that I`m going to be an Uncle", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "_langley Hi guys! Guess who has Twitter on her phone now? Me!", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "Yeah I guess he does sound a bit odd `cause he`s saying really quickly", "total tv quote, not sure if u would know it", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "someones dead on army wives. Dad just laughed and Mum got annoyed with him. I wanna watch Britains Got Talent", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "I tried 2 vote 4 u the other day but I couldn`t figure out how 2 do it help? Lol", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "it was only announced in the last few days. Due to cancer I think", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "man, 4 months until we get to see what those drunk tweets were all about", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "What happened to Dave?", "has just joined the twitter community", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "seperate = Yum. Together = gross sounding.", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title", "Is It The Bit Where Hollie Started Crying?", "i havent seen you all week", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "So that is different than normal how?", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "left a comment on your blog post", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "got **** stranger lol", "ARCHIE ANDREWS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! veronica?", "my mother is drunk grrrreat.. It`s okay it`s mothers week", "What are you reading?", "Thanks your my first lol", "i had to make sure I was looking at the right game summary...", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "no FF tweet for me?", "I have a question for you, Ali.", "Shout out to my moms for wakin me up so prematurely! Preciate it", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "didnt say goodnight to you", "why are you sad?!", "tell his people to contact my people", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "just wanted to say hello", "i talk to you", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "i`m doin my tweets on my phone so i have on clue how to reply to anyone. but thank u fiercemichi, as soon as i can i`ll check it out.", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "u think i could call u tnite?", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "Art History Quiz... I didn`t study", "You`re phone is off", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...", "my phne blocks text", "is now on twitter.....", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I am pretty sure that`s the sort if tweeting that will lose followers. But stuff it- it was well worth it", "wish u was in the D!", "I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...", "LOL! That is just the way I was brought up.", "Welcome to Twitter I hoped it wouldn`t be long before you saw the light and joined us!", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "fo sho, im down", "_lokelani i have no idea!", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?" ]

[ "leather jackets=uncomfortable....not my thing", "I think I`ve got invisible glass shards in my hands cause my fingers keep having painful pokey feelings", " it`s tongue in cheek of some mentalities.There is another one which takes the piss of arabs, but its too long", "I got a text from this guy who I don`t like, and who has the same name as the guy I do! How disapointing!", " I kept calling and calling, but never got through", "Thinks he may have broken his nose at the show", " yeah but there are like 5,000 types of snakes..and it`s wicked wicked wicked hot...and idk. i don`t think i`d like it", "Apparently it`s 21 degrees in Kilkenny now! And some comedy would be a great remedy to my boredom! Why the hell did I leave Kilkenny!?", " whoa... if the alcohol won`t get you buzzed... the price will", "hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me", "Wishing I could go with to SoCo to go climb, instead I`m stuck at work all weekend", " revising as uni exams are looming", " thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers", "dangit. LSU w/ a 7-spot in B7 now leads Southern 8-2. Was intentionally not mentioning anything and it got jinxed anyhow.", "you know ur dog is getting old when she sits down to eat...poor hilly please don`t grow up", "sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too. made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!" ]

[ "sitting next to magicmoment", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Work is a no go", "I don`t know how you do it", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "cause i wasn`t there!", "cheer up buttercup! Rain will go away and hearts always mend. I can actually bet $ on that!", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Must head back to the office", "I checked. We didn`t win", "I need skott right now", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "did you drink too much? the best cure is a fry up", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "I didn`t find my dress", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "ITS A BANK HOLIDAY STUPID!! wait, they don`t have bank holidays in America... Okay keep on celebreting", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "You`re phone is off", "im not at litle oven tonight", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill", "The Palm pre doesn`t record video", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "wish u was in the D!", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "why are you surprised?", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Can`t No money to spend.", "I don`t know what to wear....", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "lol what!! where is it!", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "flying is falling, getting distracted and missing the ground", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "I did.`t Get tht.", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "I have two hours to wait for my tire to get repaired.", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "did you put a spoon in it?", "is thinking about a career change", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "if you hit a car .. u should leave a note http://bit.ly/P274B but yea put whatever u want on the note", "I want to hit that", "where is the rain please come out", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "did I miss something??", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "But now it`s gone", "not playing here either", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "I want my real keys back", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "thnx 4 the follow", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "is not too hot and not to cold", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "have a glass of cold water and meditate a bit. <3", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "just ran through the rain", "deck building buddy missing in action", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "Hope you mom is okay", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Hoping the day gets better now", "I`m now a member of the street!!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "just got back home... bored now", "haha!! someone with an axe just popped up at you Scenie!! what did you do???", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "G`day Thanx for following.", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "Did I miss the fun?", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "It`s been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won`t load.", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "dude there is no sun here.", "http://twitpic.com/67xv3 - Former Pawnshop were Jimi Hendrix got his 1st guitar, Seattle. Now a check cashing joint" ]

[ "Blah. Work at job one all day and job two all night.", "****! tying run is on 2nd! let`s hold em` Raiders!", "When youre kawawa, you make me kawawa cuz i hate seeing you so kawawa`s ohhhhh <3", "My Respect For Travis Clark Has Gone Down 7.5 Notches", "Today is lame because I am not in Orlando I am soooo looking forward to NEXT friday", "Boo Im lonely and bored", "_Lay aww well I just randomly woke up and now I can`t sleep! Too many things on my mind", "Am in the place called 0UT OF NOW WHERE!! Take me out from here, somebody http://myloc.me/1XRI", "So...woke up in time just for work.....boo", "Hope I`m not coming down with piggy flu, eyes red. Neck no longer holds up heavy head. Time for sleep. Sogni D`oro all!", "The pool is just not fun without Tim in it...", "ItS fRiDaY... I cAn`T wAiT tO bE dOnE wItH wOrK!!! Stuck here till 11", "aww my friend just called and said that she got a better job so she won`t be working with me anymore", "It`s tough being a thick chik", "my house is so sad looking without all of the furniture, air mattressing it for 2 nights and then I`m officially moved from Knoxville.", "This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners http://twitpic.com/669nm" ]

[ "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "one of them is", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "http://twitpic.com/4j9fb - I really love this picture!", "thanks for viewing my portfolio www.wahliao.com I`ll be updating it sometimes, will keep u updated.", "oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "hmmm no but I am member of knitterati.com.au what is ravelry offer?", "ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u", "You`re phone is off", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "will maybe have my cell phone soon ! Yeah !", "Trending you say? Well, there`s TweetCannon http://tinyurl.com/odrza4", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "I`m so getting the cold", ". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.", "And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "I love my life Ni night twitter!<3", "_Stained http://twitpic.com/4jhe5 - I LOVE it! that is just so awesome", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "I`m getting back into again", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "Wheres my phone ?!", "... Thanks Okiebud! I get the message..Sorry, the content you selected is not currently available..", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "Why are you scared of the mouse? If you can figure out *why* you`re scared, maybe you can deal with your fear.", "gonna walk around for an hour now :I but I`m totally motivated! Wahahaha", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "http://bit.ly/13f5m0 You are not alone in your disbelief but I am quite happy with evolution. It beats the alternatives posited", "Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday lol", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "I can`t believe how many people think it is great that I passed the quiz, 'how blond are you?' on Facebook. I am very blond!", "crossing my fingers for ya! & hey you`ll be on my side of town! Welcome! LOL", "Come on Kirk, hook up your Wii to the wifi....you can do eeet!", ":3, Youtube loves my HD videos well maybe.", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it", "Very content with my life at the moment", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.", "the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.", "Have been writing since 6pm & I only have 300 words. Can`t help but edit as I write. Stop it, self! Oh, I`ve also been researching too.", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", ":O Looking through my old stuff and found a record from my old band! Well,a band that I was in for about a month. Ever heard of ?", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "_J We`re in the same boat.", "testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", ". Tickets, i need my tickets, where are my tickets. i want my ticketttttss", "Just sittin here listenin to music. Follow Me?", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "#web20 -- a good metaphor in democratic process: Truth is better served, not by transparency -- but by the opaqueness of private `Vote`", "i feel that!! esp when you know u aint done the wrong <3 U!", "http://www.mmemarko.schilderweb.nl/ for my homepage", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "has her laptop, her spasy phone, her cat, her music on and her mother making her breakfast! Lovage for you is that!", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "Thanxx for following me", "_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "im at school right now", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "Masson I`ll give you the link, it`s quite handy", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "is thinking about a career change", "My inner desire is to go to an isle in the middle of the Mediterranean to soak up the sun; Good night... as I dream that inner desire.", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "This is cool http://yfrog.com/097dfj", "Me + court =", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "absolutely! I have a 'his view' section on my site.. I know you`re busy but you are more than welcome to guest post", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "diego? i know lo ame a jack", "That post was for", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "Hey! It`s easy...Just type what you`re doing! Just like facebook, but much simpler. Have a good day!", "i like this Dr. Seuss quote - �You know you`re in love when you can`t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.' -", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "ISP all sorted i gather?! cheers for the bday wish too", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "you know you lvoe me!", "Thus far, Metaverse U has used the Second Life = Virtual Worlds, rather than the gamier Terra Nova usage. I`m in the TN camp #metaverseu", "http://bit.ly/s7hQe Translate XMind to your language.", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "_Monstr u may try Prism http://prism.mozilla.com/", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...", "**** fiesta at my house in my mouth hit me up for the password", "trying to figure this twitter thing out! I`m quite excited about it", "will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!" ]

[ " I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to", "thinks that the limit of 140 letters is really not fair. 300 + would be better", "My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon", "i hate songs and surveys they always seem to make me cry.", "ok...so i`m Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like ****", "Right, **** the whole Twitter silence experiment. The last four days have been murder with the inability to mouth off", " hmm, okayy, im really sorry to hear about it why do you thikn she would have done that? :S", "I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive", "uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly", "i called kris he didn`t pick up i feel really bad ha ha", "This month was a bad month to try and get an advert together for Kobold Quarterly", " I`m @ work and missed everythin yesterday but don`t know wot? Anybody", "just got the dreaded call from babysitter - little H has bumped her head Sitter says she`s fine and goose egg is going down fast", " wat the! you were in riverside??", "I can`t have any pets in the appartment I really want, so no rat yet.", " I am also very tired" ]

[ "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Feels good? Now the hardest part will be to keep it empty every day. Or at least several times a week.", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "don`t i know it, writing an exam essay this weekend myself", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "im fine. but a bit tired im glad that its weekend now.", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "beautiful day... and im working leaving now so i can get some sun though", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Gud nite all...will catch you all again tomorrow", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "Trying to reorganize plans for tonight uggg Hopefully it will still be lots `o fun!", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "can`t wait to make that call tomorrow. gotta keep moving forward!", "Got the keys to my new flat - gorgeous weather for weekend - and i`m spending it 'PACKING'", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "_bennett gotta go drive my Dad around today, but i`ll be back this afternoon.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Great day. And another one awaits", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "I want to party down!", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", ": probably not I want to go home", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "had an eventful weekend and nice week off, looking forward to a final chill out day", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "next year will be sweeet", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Is feelin right rite now", "Although it is becoming Tuesday (soon) in New Zealand * _starla H... ? http://blip.fm/~5jhim", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "hey hunny bunny, what`s a weekend? is that like a day off or something?", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Last day of college today!", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "hi I`m goin to see you on wednesay at shepards bush", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening... oh wait.. that`s just wine before dinner...", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!" ]

[ " - No work, but gotta be here till 9pm Enna kodumai sir idhu...", "_morley where are you? In Bris? I can`t hear any thunder", "Here at work having lunch. A lot of work and not enough help", " soooooo wish i could, but im in school and myspace is completely blocked", " Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol", "working allllllllll weekend..how thrilling..and i have to say bye to goshy on sunday cause she is leaving for poland for 3 months", "oh! i think i didnt do well on my photo editing for Db! sorry :|", "my party is wiped out they be all dead and stuff", "I sure do wish my mind could enter that box called 'nothing' that men have. My brain just won`t go there... and it`s exhausting.", " i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...", " meeee too. i am listening to sad music and missing you. ps - http://www.daytrotter.com/", " I`m so sorry! I saw it too and it shocked me to the core.", " Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!", "asks: did anyone possibly get a photo of me receiving my diploma? Dad`s camera died right at that moment.", "I`m really nervous about giving a speech at a wedding tomorrow", " I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!" ]

[ "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "What brings you to our fair Island today?", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "xD hello that`s an important date!", "what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX", "Sorry if I`m confusing anyone. I keep forgetting to . The desktop Twitterific is not so terrific Very different from iPhone app.", "I want to change my twitter name but I can`t think of anything", "Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "i ran out of facebook quizzes. lol grocery shopping then work. w00t?", "Morning all! Something for the weekend and leftover dominos. Noiiiiice", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "gooooooodmorning world(: god bless, and have a great day!", "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "morning. hope its a good day despite the revising", "I`ve had for a while now, just in case. And yeah, I start work there again tomorrow. Very excited", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "thanks have fun at work lol ****", "Taking the day off and doing absolutely nothing Studying begins on the morrow", "??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned", "Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !", "An expense I could do without at the moment", "how is your coding going?", "not there but wish I were", ".... It was just alriiightt", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "woken up by mum. work", "Hmm... I should go make a time machine to go forward to 12:00 God im genius.. Oh yeh i dont no how too... x", "i think i have a fever", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "I have no idea whether or not to drink anymore...", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "mega burguer was my lunch yesterday", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Bom dia! Good Morning! Guten Morgen! I am returning to Twitter!", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "i just woke up and remembered theres no school!!! life is good xxxxxx", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Last days of maternity leave", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "crud is all I can say", "haha wats this about?", "Thank you! I hope you have a great rest of your day! Have you had your afternoon coffee yet?", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "I don`t saw the movie", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "Great... I`ll check it when I get off work... They block Sims at work...", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "YAAAAY! I think I might have Aced my history test today!", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask", "class color day tomorrow! last time! I have a lot to remember for tomorrow but I bet I`ll forget -_-", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr", "Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks", "Ugh id better get up for work", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "i wish i was there too", "**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "hope the presentation went well today?! tweet me if yr on campus tomorrow - I`ll be around from lunch time onwards", "where are all ma bestfriends at ? , MIA or wat ?", "Going to see my grandad today <3", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me", "wondering where all the money i earnt this financial year has gone... i can account for like 3 grand but wheres the rest", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless", "you didnt send me the text", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "just got back from donating blood", "_honey thank you i have a business exam tomorrow too :/", "Good morning universe, how are you today" ]

[ "Bye bye edinburgh i don`t want to leave", " aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!", "you can see the coffee table again!! ...so when r u cominging over 2 insult me into cleaning the rest of the house?", " Poor dear. Your fellow **** mavens have been there. What gym do you belong to? PEAC?", " Hey Mitchel when will you be live again? I didn`t get a chance to call you", " I`m more upset about the fact that 2010 is the last year", " my film didn`t come out the camera was broken. lamesauce.", "@_hayles yer there must be-not sure tho-caught it off my brother but got it worse", "I`m being so whiny right now I`m annoying myself i need to get some rest tonight after Movie Night kid-sitting", "is veryyy upset she cant go to hacienda tonight because the stupid nuggets game", " yea, feel like im bein ignored", "to save my heart I think Imma let go! I can see myself getting hurt with you!", "jen! we havent talked in like 3 days!", " If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.", "This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners http://twitpic.com/669nm", " Poor you. I`m off on Bank Holiday Monday today too" ]

[ "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "I got a Coach purse", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "the last time pankraz. why do they have to got the same name ?!?!", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "mcfly gig last nightt omg it was amazin didnt sit down through the whole thing mcfly did you see me and ma best mate we were in tutus", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "Hope your son is okay!", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "you`re a big man for embracing your tears", "Our neighbors cat died! I really loved him =(", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "I have just looked the time and it is #BGT in 20mins. I may hibernate for an hour or so.", "had fun at wango tangooo!", "gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!", "playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "I`m part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don`t celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.", "Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'", "they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Today was fun <333", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "oh wow...hope he`s ok u take him 2 the vet?", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "o sweet i saw him last year with kenny & sugarland will be with kenny this year.. i have seen them b4... love them.. gknight", "2 more days till half term is over", "just watched JONAS. It was funny.", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "should be going nfg tonight", "i only hav 8 followers !", "imma miss dem KObe nd Bron commrcials wen cleveland get knocked out doe they wer funny", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "I want a new lappy", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Please bring to your show", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "is the luckiest girl in the world <3", "Well - looks like Hurdle is out.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "i don`t have any of that", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "twittering after 2 days!", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "Preston stayed home and I don`t know why", "What`s wrong with Dr.Phil? I shamefully loved his show when I was able to watch it.", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "You are very, very good. Why didn`t I think of that?", "I kno I`m behind the times on this one, but I just learned that Troy 't-bag' Dixon died back on dec. 8th 2008. RIP Troy.", "Screw the reviews, I thought Wolverine was awesome. But not enough Dominic Monaghan for my liking.", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "I just watched that episode again last night.", "k its 3 slices left", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "is not sleeping because he has paperwork to do.", "there`s just no air", "Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.", "hi my name is Chelsea and i respect your opinion when it comes to dwts. you were great on there too!", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "They changed the way Golden Gaytimes are made. They used to be awesome.", "Out with Bre, Jimmy, and Jon P?", "all tubes closed on 9th and 10th of june any idea of how to get to the venue?", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...", "just watch evan longoria", "It would be that Dover race that they played on Classic.", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "hope yer ok hunny", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "watching a youtube vid of sing paranoid live is so cute when he sings lol", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "i always feel last.", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "i`m fine thanks wbu?", "Is feelin right rite now", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "watching Justin Timberlake on SNL", "We don`t have either of those here.", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "should be coming out of hospital today", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha", "haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "just had an orgasmic sandwich", "_0981 ohh that`s awesome of you probably coulda gotten gifted tickets outta it from the foil queens LOL", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "i thought you were gonna be at the show", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "I know it`s in HD, but Comcast doesn`t have it.", "I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !", "thankyou short stack for bringing out a second sydney show,, now im going to both im so thankful for you guys being so good 2 ur fans", "kashtam ! wonder what would be the similey for CSK", "Congratulations on winning the Indie Award", "i really wish i could.", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!" ]

[ "lol my other tank/dps friend is having the same problem in a different guild. wtf is wrong with this server?", " daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.", "Sunburned on my face & legs. Fixing to be my arms tooo.", "FML, i cant loose another friend", "yeah but i was trying to send a msg to you :S also trying to put a pic on but it aint happening do they have to approve it or summit?", " I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us", "****...the right side of my earphones just stopped working all of a sudden. Now I need to buy new ones...", "i have the song here comes goodbye stuck in my head not a good song to be singing considering my situation", "Off to get ready for toms.. gotta go make sure he`s not done anything stupid ill tweet later.", "playing singstar without my fave duetter", " english screwed up my overall percentage in X, in XII again and probably in adm tests too. **** happens.", "i hate songs and surveys they always seem to make me cry.", "spray tan = fail on legs and feet. I`ve been scrubbing them and feet look better, but they looked awful this morning Everywhere else = ok", " well that propels people to change direction. No point wasting your days on something you lost the passion for.", "missed out on westcott micro apollo too", "Goddamn bloody stress and **** sending my body haywire" ]

[ "aw you could have played the **** game with me this morning! Nobody else wanted to play", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "ur linky no worky", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Glad to hear you made it out, I hear that place used to be it`s own country Looking forward to your arrival!", "Inspection went fine ... they like the house woopee. Would just be nice if it had been this morning so I could have done stuffs today", "Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "That sounds like a good compromise.", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "Has an hour left of revision", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight.", "Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!", "sleep sounds good right about now", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "welcome to my life", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "Zen-related stuff: 'Go with the flow.' Very easy to accomplish - it started to rain, so the rain will flush me away", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "most of the time", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "but im not complaining.", "On the way to see my grandparents", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "_v haha i was in your boat yesterday.. you`ll pick it up in no time", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Getting ready to to to school", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "wish it wasn`t raining", "Going to bed. Today was another good, if uneventful day.", "last sunday before going home!", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "Slowly getting ready for work", "aw. I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?", "IM SORRRYY i went to the cinema with my broth.. cause im cool.. and yeah im sorrrry TOMORROW THO, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT", "uup morning, off to school. see ya ****", "You too - hope your day was good!", "just loves having proper Inet back", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "Back to work today but I don`t even mind.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "Ok then have a good day", "thanks for havin us overrr!", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "why am i awake?", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "Woot. just had my interview! went awsome! I didn`t get to talk with Mr. Johnny thought... oh well I still did really good!", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "Woke up early!! Dang man I know i`m not going back to sleep", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "Hey the letter I sent finally came back today, ill stuff its contents in with the other letter and send it off to you tomorrow", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk", "is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "I get motivated by the fact that I know I`ll wake up and be more productive if I go, then if I sleep in, just me though", "need to pass the exams", "went with john grisham instead... she was very pleased & never suspected a thing, lol. hope tomorrow is a better day for you", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding" ]

[ "my day has been so crappy that i just want to cry.", "im bored.. RC is goin maintenance", "Dosen`t Want To Go To Work Tomorrow", " oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico", "You know for a short week, it certainly dragged", "at homee. bored plzz! someone txt me about doing something this weekend.", " alright - was only joking - I just said no wine here - fool me maybe? - I don;t like drinking", "I told andrew that JT is going to cameo @ MTV movie awards. He said, 'he`s pissing me off.' guess they`re in a fight", " that is soooo scary! Be careful! We only have one Kirstie!", " Ooooh, boo! We only see each other at the bar (at `s well) or miss each other! I`ll make a pt of stopping by! ;)", "Harley passed away in December 2008 http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/616974", "installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower what the hell? gah slow internet kills me", " that`s bad as it affects all the languages that run on the JVM. Too bad!", "hanging out with Rex, missing Alabama and my Nanna already...", " no I was too slow I hate getting the trailhead then not getting in.", " Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used" ]

[ "_Mel thanks that was nice of u and I appreciate u", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles", "_berland LMAO I know I know", "Can someone chemics ?", "Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.", "thanks man! I appreciate it! You rock sir.", "Hey Split Rock -- I`d know that llama anywhere", "i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "Thanks! and to you as well!", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "Sounds like you won backstage passes", "Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x", "A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success", "I`d respond, if I were going", "baby help me with math", "i will do that..", "Brilliant Thanks! Not sure what brownie points will get you though!", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well", "lol! I thought it was pretty funny too!", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "i love electro house", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "Hi Charlie, thank you for following me! Nice to know there`s another Ollmann in the new world...", "one of my favorite quotes ever", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "hi babe how you doing", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you", "!!!! glad you`re alright!", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "Hi there! Nice to meet you", "hahahaha. im listening to my iTunes library, a bit of Sonia Dada atm, ITs good", "A little bit of good news.", "me too what are you doing?", "oh haha thanks again! that`s something new!", "I`d like to put your fruity article on my website if you`ll permit", "yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk", "mmmmm my hair smells guuud. the wonders of 'pantien' ;D", "yay! You`re on twitter!", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Lol Your tweets are so funny! I met you in Calgary! You`re awesome Can`t wait for the next HP movie!", "_Cullen10 That`s so nice to hear i love you, you`re my best friend and my sister *hug u*", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!", "learn learn!... we can learn together!", "do you ever respond to ppl?", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "i KNOW! AHH! so fun!", "you should come out!!", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "omg i had that book its soo funny", "........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs! I�ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D", "loving your music , had a good recommendation from someone who knows his stuff", "I have a question for you, Ali.", "Wonderful! Let me know what you think. Not light reading", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "Thanks for the greeting", "Haha i like you default picture. Meow.", "- Try this one", "anybody wanna comment me? http://fotolog.com/sokristen", "Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "me too dawg thanks so much!", "I`m really happy...and drunk but really happy", "YAY!!! I think I found it and a few more", "Hope you`ll be able to join us for future editions", "she`s smarter and classier. she`s perfect for him. and, IM NOT.", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "take it. mmm, definitely.", "I`ve been a fan of yours for years and you have been such an inspiration to me. You`re truly my idol Best wishes to you", "its almost your birthday!!", "would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair", "lapit na ko magout. lapit na fated to love you.hehe http://plurk.com/p/rrj4e", "i think u have more than enough friends now, including me lol", "I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad", "HaPPy B-DAY Ma Freaaaaaaak <3", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "I love to Read And i love Film making", "I have an interview on tuesday so things are turning around I think!! yay! so dont worry! And Japsicans are a rare breed. ;)", "@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "Time for me to seek out some coffee for my own caffein love affair too!! Mmmmm... Sweet been of hyper-goodness!!", "yup! Now I can join in on the nin access fun!", "_benson Woohoo! Well Done! I started Macarena-ing too", "YOU LOOKED ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT.", "_ yeah, just knew him because of your link HE`S COMPLETELY AMAZING AND HE SINGS PHANTOM!", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "I want him to call", "that would be an idea haha ****", "Soetimes I envy those who have spent their whole lives in one place and have deep roots... the grass on the other side syndrome!", "yeah I saw, looks like hard work, But I would know whats upp handsome", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Is it culture day? Love it. I`m telling you graf culture in the study", "oh my gosh, loved it!", "thankyou very much, you rock!", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "_grl love your new profile pic" ]

[ " unfortunetly no I wish, I mean sometimes like twice a yr they`ll have a party, but not always", "is bored hehehe i hate IPT", "I don`t wanna work a 10-hour shift today! I`d rather whisper sweet-nothings into the earpiece of a lady friend`s cellphone.", "my thumb hurts after breaking the nail....", "i just bit my tongue. blood everywhere!!!", " Why no sn... o. yeah... Sad day.....", "Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.", "Bored... Some vector ****... Off to work after this class..", "Ooh hayfever has struck..thought I was going to avoid it this year but nooo! Remedies anyone...?", " YAEH! THANK GOD IM HOME!...it suekd and we were kicked out of a church.", " I`m So Mad I Wont Be There!!!!!!!!! UGHHH!!!", "Tryin to figure out how to direct message and is gettin frustrated", "my nail broke I haaaaaaaaate", "its friday! well, technically anyway...but its really thursday for me. dang having to work saturday mornings", "I wanna buy a million copies. But i aint that rich just buy some more copies urself hahah", " sorry - didnt mean to hope you can think positivly about being 80 and looking back on 30!" ]

[ "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "http://twitpic.com/4u5h8 - leon looks supa` fly on that mini couch", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "The ballerina family is super nice, albeit a little too controlling of their son`s life, but the bayou family is so judgemental.", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.", "Chirstina said shes gunna twitter more ...no more partners", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "the big boss is out all week.. small yay. free lunch for the office today, big yay!", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "'I can givee you anything but lovee' - Daniel Schuhmacher", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "_2229 both, at the same time", "Munch away, my dear Watson, Munch away", "eat it caps. 3-2", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "Wasn`t all bad #celtics won! But yeah, hope the #redsox do better. Good morning BTW.", "phone was acting crazy today so i missed all my tweeties` updates but i fixed it", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Ready! Its raining in Miami though Go Cavs right?", "Oooh! goodluck for the rest of them", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "nope not going be able to finish it tonight, got a few other things to do before bed", "As it turns out I do NOT get to go see The Decemberists...", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "just about to say goodbye to and two of the best interns that Elevate have ever had", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "Going to bed now...good night tweeters", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "At shakas againn. No 2 dollar salads here", "Best purchases at today at the yard sales: 2 large dog crates ($30) and a refrigerator for the office ($35) didn`t buy anything old", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "And trash repops. Getting it tomorrow night I suppose.", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "daddy wanted to buy me shoes, but they were prettie esspensive, so nao I haff to go bearfoot", "a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "the justice left when DJ Talent was voted off (N)", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "movie then sleep! Today was good day [{H!--D3ff}]", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "putting up a half naked dougie poster i love sugar`s ladmag", "My friend went to New York without me and all I got was this picture of her and Will Smith http://twitpic.com/669l2", "Yoko Ono - Ben Lee - ? http://lala.com/zAd It`s easy.", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "I know!! our cats could be family mikesh is so cute!!", "Nope Neither of our ladies are on today.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.", "stopped for coffee at Maryland rest area; so did at least five entire middle schools; just my luck", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "happy mothers day to all the mothers, grandmothers, furbaby mommies, etc! heading out for breakfast with my mom shortly", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "ok thats it.... sleep time", "3,144 words later, it`s bedtime", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "3 to go, and uploading photos to email would be ten tenenen tenen.. DONE", "my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Caps lost. ARGH! But HP game evening was much fun", "farewelling an employee tonight...", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Finally the school day ended, Friday Friday Friday w00t! But it`s raining outside.", "Change of plans. I am staying in Brandon. No Papaya Salad for me.", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "gahhhh homework. masterchef in half an hour! hahah and the recruits", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "Lovely hubby has just spray tanned the back of my legs for me so hopefully won`t look like an allsort for much longer!!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "My mother is taking Gambit to the vet today. I hope it`s nothing too serious.", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "Seems really quiet tonight...am jealous of those who are clearly having a more exciting life than me Off to bed I think...", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Sweet booth at Newport... But all the people are outside http://post.ly/hEb", "No burgers to be found. New (old) camera to play with though, so that`s excellent." ]

[ "It smells badly of garlic", " resistance was futile! Needed pretties to knit with", " yearling in pet home died... very sad for their whole family", "wtf come i need this day to go by", "Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend", " stop being mean to me!! ur hurting my feelings", "@_handz_ well you know those 'kind of guys' are just idiots", " Haha, she`s up here to stay, it`s nearly 2 hours on the coach for her to get here, may not be convenient for an hour of TV!", "Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0 shes fussy", " Sadly, all I have is the Stanley Steemer 800 number.", "Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick http://myloc.me/20DD", "I am so bored. My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.", "just camee back from bowling, which i offiacial suck at", "Now Im in the work , I miss my home, any news?", " unfortunately, I will miss Girl Bros. Radio tonight. Will be in the midst of an all night writing session", "i need to write really bad. can someone go get my diary from my flat for me" ]

[ "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "One final down, two to go!", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Hope you feel better soon.", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "Off to study! later guys", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "that`s cool! i think del`s going to korea same time as you! have fun!", "thank u, thank u, thank u for everything this weekend!! U guys are AMAZING. I`ll see u again at alpine! Thx for chattin w us 2!", "It is a recession", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "the closest is a good two hours", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "nice to have you back", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Did I miss the fun?", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "That post was for", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "high & dry goin to have an ice cream now with my best friend.", "wants to go home and see Erin", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "ily babe. Sweet dreams.", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "baby help me with math", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "Gonna head into the shower now... Going to a friend`s birthday party =]", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "taking care of sick children", "were gonna go crazy before you leave", "Heaos keen for next weekend. Mummy. <3", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "thank u soooooo much lil mama xoxo", "21 days away from being evicted", "2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron", "says I`m tutoring my cousin! http://plurk.com/p/rpp57", "july 21st!?? that means at your concert I won`t know all the songs. oh well, yay demi!! <3", "I`m only 6` 0'", "aww preciate the loves hunnie", "My beautiful lil cousin is going to prom today...SAD I can`t be there..but I know shes gonna look BEAUTIFUL as always...", "But he`s so adorable.", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "wants to be sunbathin!!", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "With my jordie for a little bit", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "I`m comin wit u!!", "Thanks. They`re both so cute. Havent been home for many years so havent seen them in person", "out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "I`m glad that I called him cause our relationship is clear now. Just happy to hear his voices eventhough he`s absent from school", "its probable bed time. hugs and kisses <33", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "I love my big brother very much.", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "learn two-headed boy by nutreal milk hotel", "is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "will just take a bath", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Had the best wknd with her man and levi and sara love u guys", "home! day scale from one to ten is an 8 **** i feel old compare to him, haha so cute.", "Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "I have to use the bathroom", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Um yeah ... role model for your peers you may not be. But, I know you will be for your little one, so chin up.", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Last day for our professional interns", "is going to be in Texas in 15 days!!! eeekkkk!!!", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special", "wishes her love was coming home", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Seeing my brother graduate tomorrow. Should be fun.", "Finally home after a big of travelling!! ahhhhhh now time to realx!!", "on my way to driver`s training", "Haha. If you like him, then you should go" ]

[ " and you suck horribly the world is at an even balance", "omgeee that hurt like helll. finally got it back in. can`t close it put the ball back in", "Oh, ew. That`s too bad - after not using this certain lip gloss for a long time I just tried to wear it - literally making my lips burn.", "i misss my phone,", "good 1km visible shot of TD one shows total decoupling of the low and mid level centers....this system is DEAD!! Waiting for the next one", "Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen.", "gosh it`s anoher cloudy day wish they would go away.. or rain..", " Hey Mitchel when will you be live again? I didn`t get a chance to call you", "Back at homes hmm.. i rly am going to miss my boo for 2 days like wtf", "_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes", " No, it`s annoying and makes us girls that follow sports and are knowledgable look dumb", " aww I miss u too! Haven`t ate", "Lunch is boringgg driving after school today, ugh hope i do better with mr. Dodd", " soooo over ppl telling me they went to the tonite show!!! Ive had dreams of meeting him I`m embarrassd of that a lil LOL", " UGH I HATE QUEUEING", " Please send me those youtube links, Erin watched most of them but I was cooking and didn`t get to see the cowboys" ]

[ "hey! not much, you?", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Good morning my little twitternut squashes How are you all today? whats the weather like where you are?", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "I`ll have to add your shop to my favorites! I love your needle wraps. Right now my needles are all in a mess in a basket", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "hope it isnt too hot a summer then.hows little one today,being good i hope.lol", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "Poor you If I was with you right now; I would probably give you a hug ;D", "hanging out with my babyy", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "oww...just bit my tongue", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "I think me gettin a physical change", "thanks I`m holding my mini laser light thingy lol. How are u?", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "Pretty sure my kitties missed me...one is laying on me and the other 2 are on each side of me. They are so cute though.", "tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Don`t worry, you spelt `NO` correctly! It just looks wrong", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "Hey, that`s my Bug! And my martini glasses . . .", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "i see you there", "I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Like the Simpsons? That`s like asking, 'so you like breathing?'", "Hey don`t write yourself off yet. Little girl you`re in the middle of the ride", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "The Goonies. Projected. On a garage door. With my friends. Amazing.", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Follow Friday rickbaker24 i only have 6 friends", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "who goes bowling anymore?... me and my friends", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "#avatarcamp photos, perhaps? lol (just itching to see them!)", "Yes I did see Mitch Hedberg and the whole floss thing. He`s hilarious. I <3 him. Poor guy", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!", "_assassin We are soooo sorry We love kitties and know how much they become a part of you.", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!" ]

[ "i hate interviews. im going to do horrible today", " My eyes are starting to hurt. So late. But must reach 200 updates due to tweets sent to youuuu! Philippines tour, pleeease?", "... Still feelin like blah... 3 more hours", "In the middle of breakfast the school called.Yep...back to get Shey...AGAIN.3rd migraine this week or maybe one that never went away", " What? I was being serious.", "dont know why so tired today bye, time for beddy", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/6695k - Awwww poor boys! *cries* So sad..", " You`re just jealous! Guess you`ll be walking around the office tomorrow in your Malo!", "Allergies suck ducks nuts. <=====8=====>", "Bye twitter & FB world! I`m at the San Francisco airport ready to board Air China. Not sure if I`ll have Internet access", "Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.", "Snap. Breaking out again", "aww i feel so bad for Holly", "trying to straighten my hair, but it`s too effing hot in here. also, i need food", "Listing to a sad song so i am sad too", "I just banged my elbow and its bleeding owwiee" ]

[ "why are you surprised?", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "Wow... I was tricked into the #hoppusday hype today....", "_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "two hours till our offer on the house expires no word yet! Come on people, sell us your house!!!!!!!!!!! #Parker #Colorado", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "here it`s 3:34 a.m. and i`m at home, after a night in a pub", "Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already", "At social. just saw G-1.. Awwww", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Wasn`t all bad #celtics won! But yeah, hope the #redsox do better. Good morning BTW.", "put a pot of eggs on the stove to boil..and forgot about them..then remembered them 45 min later! wonder if they`ll still b good", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "Oh ok..we`re supposed to be going to see Star Trek on Sun for Daves b/day...at least it`s not Shatner", "I`ve been here since 3 and i`m here for 8 more hours tomorrow", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "waking up at 6 am? yuuup. still going out tonight? you better believe it.", "Dear Mikey Robins: nah, you`ve heard it all before", "is excited for tonight`s party of ron http://plurk.com/p/sujth", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard", "Had a shower. it`s 5:55 PM. Triple 5`s! ****, it just turned 5:56", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "watching HGTV at 236am lol wtf must love me some home decor", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.", "I still have another hour.", "Sky man is quite friendlyand likes joey still annoyed that I got woke up about half eight though", "our south style exhibition is on in less than a week member fresh gallery otara!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Why yes, we did see tonight. Delicious dinner by chef Geoff chez A-Lo/G-Mo. Hope to see him again pre-departure", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...", "Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker", "havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.", "a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux", "_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "i didn`t wake up early enough to go roller blading contrary to a tributary, i flow endlessly", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "Will be flying to Ontario in 4 hours!Will probably stay awake.I will be there for a 8 days...Camping 4 the first time YAY!I am sleepy now", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "Aw how come ur up so early? love ur youtube vids btw", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Good Morning! Looking Forward To Listening To THE PRODIGY On Radio 1 Big Weekend. Brought Their Album Yesterday!! =P AMAIZE Tbqh. x", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed" ]

[ "Who builds a hotel without air-con? Bloody boiling in here...", "i have the song here comes goodbye stuck in my head not a good song to be singing considering my situation", "aww my friend just called and said that she got a better job so she won`t be working with me anymore", " **** how you not gonna follow me son?", "just got the dreaded call from babysitter - little H has bumped her head Sitter says she`s fine and goose egg is going down fast", "Oh no! I used my internal sig for an external e-mail ****. #fb", "Searching apartments in Kaohsiung. Will go seeing the apartments on next Tuesday. Haven`t found a good one with reasonable rent...", " Well I can tell you I didn`t marry my like. Maybe that`s why I`m stuck in situations like I am now", "I havent ben on here n a while... sorry but im bac now so hit me hup", "my littelist fish, udon, is dearly departed", "I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific weather on wed.", " they don`t use MSN either I don`t think and they are thousands of miles away so can`t do it face to face", "Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.", "I`m sooo lost without my car This is truly depressing. Pregnant people should NEVER be this stressed out!", "I`m at work....bored out of my mind.", "Shooould be sleeping already, but got caught up watching some late night `Roseanne`. Officially off to bed after the next episode!" ]

[ "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Free for all... good nite I mean its a good nite, wateva", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "On the way to home", "after some pizzas, going sleep", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "at work!! Agh I really need to go with you what days do you go so that I can add it to my schedule!", "Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x", "is school over yet? Im ready for vacations already", "_kap But I think it`s cute. Do this every night okay?", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "is wishing good night everybody", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "AM`s good for us GMT-ish people, I think. Looking forward to it and hope you`re batteries & laptop will be recharged soon.", "umm get ready, help my mum, give GJ his presents when he gets up (could be a while), wait for people to arrive, then party", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol", "Hmm. Did you mean to start 'following' me? Oh and g`morning by the way!", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "You`re phone is off", "I can`t sleep...I keep thinking about the puppy I played with today", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "morning sweetie, you cool? ****", "Woken up finally after a long night out, tea, toast and TV coming up...", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "Morning People! Just woke up now!", "finally got home and get to sleep! had a great time with and friends!", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "i think you should come tomarrow....because i was really really really looking foreword to seeing you.......please come?", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "i tried phoning you", "classes. n bout to make sum breakfast..", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "Get my **** out the door and go to work I`m goin, I`m goin!!!!", "are you having a bad day?", "thnx babe just call me when u finish it....", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "is a sleepyhead. looking forward to tomorrow. i love his family.", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "Good night Erin! i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.", "i like how, no matter how much fun i`m having, i need a hug, a bowl of ramen, and a comfy blanket as soon as i get home.", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also", "i`m a bum today", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "its almost lunch time for you", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "Gdnight Tweeters (: Night sleep tight and don`t steal my blankets Otay! I love YOUS", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "on a day like this...", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "At home about to go to sleep! Goodnight twitter world!", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "that`s enough! I`ll do nothing for 2 hours.", "wants Friday to come quick! I want my beauty sleep and shopping...", "whoa rad ! coffee makes me stay up all night", "Todays the day Twitterland...house closing begin at 11 and we should get to start moving in @ 3 into the new place.", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "HMM Gonna go with ran 4 miles and hit the gym... now time to wake the kids up", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "i likee you a lott lott . think you really hot hot (8) good night", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "welcome to the family new pillow im going to lay my head on you tonight!!!", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Yeah im following you, Hun! Goodnight", "Be my guest !", "Watching the film Real Women Have Curves Why are good films on in the middle of the night?", "Morning workout sesh. Love Life.", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "My birthday is now over.", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!", "just got back home... bored now", "http://twitpic.com/4j9eo this is how it looks at nights", "Gotta get up early tomorrow...gotta be at work for 9", "Just got home from school. Doing assignments.", "I want some ice cream", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "i actually need to be cleaning my house", "My lovely husband made me breakfast in bed this morning. Who says chivalry is dead?", "is getting ready to go over to the apartment", "yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol", "Me and my son just got up. He sure does love the morning time. I KNOW he did not get that from me.", "Me + court =", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Morning all. First tea of the day, and just about to record the voiceover for a documentary about modern Druidry. Good times", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "Very tired! Dinner good, then churro`s were good!", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client." ]

[ " i got mcdonalds, surpisingly its not a popular drunk food option. its sucks that all diners aren`t 24hrs here anymore", " Hey twit! Just watched poor Holly on Britains Got Talent poor thing!! People are so mean - she only a 10 year old little girl!", "_Thompson u may need this pill...i think u are crazy...here take on of mine", "Going to shawnee........I hate the long drive there...i just want to get all this paper work over with", " Me too I need the sudden urge to do it. Missing the Diplomat title", "tomorrow will be my last day in work.. how sad.. bye Ange", " when I tried to go to her`s I got this message 'That page doesn`t exist! '", "I dont like the dentist...they make my gums hurt", "Refusing to accept that the US holiday is over. Heading to Woodies Longboard Diner in um ... Hove...", "A central lesson of history is that States are parasites which always expand until they destroy their host population. - Stefan Molyneux", "i could tell its gonna be an angry day...", " Erm yeah watch as it sways and collapses into the river below lol. Next time you are here we shall have to drag you there", "_Meir ohhhh ouch dude, I got it now I was drunk last night and didn`t get the context. Sorry dude.", "i think that studying has really started taking its toll..", "I have a belly ache...", "I think I should hire one of those tranlsators.. because no one ever understands me...." ]

[ "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "U know I didn`t care for that wolverine movie and I`m a xmen fanatic. That joint sucked to me.", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "brad we should be at Olympic village watching this. Season 1 with a 30 rack adult hood", "i just dyed my hair", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "I guess she`s not the type of songwriter who dreams the great ones.", "Last day of CGI 09", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "Yes I did see Mitch Hedberg and the whole floss thing. He`s hilarious. I <3 him. Poor guy", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "thats my moan for the day", "Going to bed after beating the snot out of hubby w/ Texas hold em", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "its too early to be up", "I think me gettin a physical change", "deck building buddy missing in action", "_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz but then i got both of them lmfao", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.", "denial can be very powerful", "thought I was going to have a fun day", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "haha kk tell me when u remember", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Got a sunburn from Coney Island bike ride", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "have fun without me pasty <33", "daddy wanted to buy me shoes, but they were prettie esspensive, so nao I haff to go bearfoot", "i skyped u las nite", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "My camera is brokennn", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Picture or it never happened.", "the justice left when DJ Talent was voted off (N)", "Noones talking to me anymore", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "(that was a btw -_-)", "I`m doing an experiement", "I spent my whole dream cooking a delicious meal, but I woke up before I got to try it", "Lol..2 people in falcon..and boo one of them being becca", "As much as I loved Texas, my dislike for needles could interfere.", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "My ear are popping.", "It`s last Friday today", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "needs to find SOMETHING to wear to graduation. lol can`t find anything!", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "hahahaha yay!!!! Lakers!!! And I would please like some of that dip!!", "the grates & children collide tonight", "I just dyededed my hair", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Damnation. I just woke up.", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "They changed the way Golden Gaytimes are made. They used to be awesome.", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "has no people skills.", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "I was just thinking that", "that`s what i was last night", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "Caps lost. ARGH! But HP game evening was much fun", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "LAKERS TOMORROW KB and DF ftw!", "I stung myself with stinging nettles all down my shin", "today is going to be a long day", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "i think i have a fever", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "yeah except the spurs aren`t in the champs like they usually are.", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol" ]

[ "I`m completely exhausted thanks to yesterday. Can I go home yet?", "Its friday and i`m sick, story of my life...", "I hurt my foot in gym class.", "Facebook decided I`m annoying or abusive because I add lots of friends. At least I have no distractions from coursework now...", " Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares", "I just cried whilst watching hollyoaks .. i need a life! lol", "Was outside playing ball with dogs, now all hot and sweaty", "just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the `previously on ER` documentary about it!", " Yeah, I`m not really feeling it either. Of course, I don`t like the movie line, I wish that we were getting more Animated.", " 1000 = make sure it has the word poo or balls in it Underbelly DOES suck balls... I gave up on it in wk 3.", " Not so good I think that`s my fault though - didn`t use buttermilk. Recipe was on back of the flour.", " Bad times for everyone Whywhywhy do we have to write essays No fair!", " ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!", "Delayed flight San Diego to Las Vegas. Why do delayed flights feel sooooo **** depressing!", "I would of won that contest if I weren`t to have chickened out", " yeah I guess so it makes me very sad though becase the disc is scratched!" ]

[ "Around better.. How are you ?", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "I don`t get it...", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "small? we cant choose?", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "Awhhh age doesn`t matter, you awesome lady you!", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Don`t fall to celebrity worship, though... just write what you think, do the best you can and rock on", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", "Well best of luck", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "You know you`re too old to party like a rockstar when....you realize no one else claps when they dance. It`s just you", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "Need to sleep but can`t", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "_**** :O really well if u want, we can go 2gether next yr?", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "feeling any better hon?", "haha wats this about?", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "thanks will try to behave", "got three grades so far: Math11 -> B , Acct1B -> A, Bio19 -> A. Good times to be had. Sad about the math grade though.", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "ya and i would have gained a few kgs by then. what are you working on today?", "Dang! Of course, I`m just jealous `cuz I didn`t think of it first", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "good luck C have funn!", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "I just wanna be happy", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "fingers crossed for you.", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "Trust me, that`s a GOOD thing. Your 40-something self will thank you.", "just say no reeesee cup", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Sheena Othman Happy Mother`s Day to all mothers in the world...... I`m yet to experience the joy of being a m.. 31: Sorry, but you ha ...", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "people are not twitting very much today", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "sure. But be careful also of making statements that we don`t do it. Parallel ideas do happen. I`ve seen it myself.", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year" ]

[ "that little boy that drowned yesterday lived in our subdivision and went to nicoles school. so so sad.", " Yeah. About **** time. My film SLR just sits there quietly being ignored. It`s time to step up!", "is so tired ive walked 6.05 kilometres today", " Probably not a good idea, its hard to tweet on the web, I miss Tweetdeck! *cry*", " tell him ill beat him up if he doesnt share", "hates the sound of silence..doesnt like being shut out..", "Having some Coronas, and have a bad craving for Mexican pastries, but i`d have to go to Uptown to get some", "dont wanna cry but the seniors are out there graduating&its breakin my heart;but im home", "Oh no... that bird is back", "I definitely feel sorry for Jamie Stewart... Amsterdam audience can really suck (www.xiuxiu.org and read his post of May 27th )", "i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy", "I`m Back and I see I missed Truck and Fish on ", "http://twitpic.com/4wkzi - before prom. this is when all the chaos began", "Im going to go to bed again, ear (both) infection, I am completely dizzy, yyyyuck! My stomach is hurting too Peace-out loves", "is missing her best friend commme back kayla, going out in a little while", "The only thing I hate about Playoff Pens hockey is how much the tickets are! I wanted to go to a game but there 300$ a ticket" ]

[ "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "did I miss something??", "that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "ofcourse they wait until the last minute to run an experiment at work...that I have to supervise. aka i dont get to leave work on time.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Job??????? Not so much.", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "Great! I was hoping to run under 40mins and ended up doing 39:07 Woo hoo! Gotta love the C25k", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping", "At Rocky Cola Diner in Whittier tonight with teacher pal Mr. B, we had a great time chatting but no one else came...", "I checked. We didn`t win", "haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night", "5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "And I wanted us to leave at 12:45 to do a 1 p.m. showing (staff retreat mini)", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "_Colossus Lol, cheers `mate`. Yeah it went well thanks", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat", "http://twitpic.com/67s14 - Saw a family of five get out of this motor home and into laundromat to clean clothes and bedding", "almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "_defcon1 I gather you guys continued the drinking after I left?", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "aww only 15minutes left of family guy", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "LOL. About to leave.", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "But now it`s gone", "Yeah, Trimet says it`s a 1hr trip, I get home at 6:30/6:45-ish, so we`d arrive just as everyone was leaving.", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "....if you see Christoph please tell his lunch was packed this morning and he left it in the fridge", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "actually I meant motorbike. Not much touring, but I commute when possible -- about 90 min. roundtrip so it`s kinda like touring", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl" ]

[ " i chewed up a Starbucks and a Subway gift card at Christmas time, I got in big trouble. I not allowed near purse.", "blast from the ****`ing past. NTS why must you suck so badly at school?", "this day has beasted me.", " So sad that schools have to close.", " I couldn`t find any extendable ones.", "Geography papers are so boring! I hate revision!", "Biggest food fight/mosh pit ever and i miss it from across the school", "so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go", " heheheheh... lol... I always figured he`d send them your way if he got any dupes... I felt bad not sending him stuff...", "I seriously need to find out why my laptop sometimes gets so hot. BBL after errands & pricing 'comp fixes'. Not many places left 4 that.", "i burned my tongue! @ workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,", "On the bus goin 2 work but omg seriously im sooooo tired dont know if i`ll survive the 8 hour shift", "_is_one84 Those suck so bad.", " I`m sorry about your bad driving experiences.", "i miss my puppies...", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee." ]

[ "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "comes to you. when is your atl show jljf i swear you will have fun they`re so much fun", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****", "wishes he could be with that special someone....", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "I want to be like Horatio Caine", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "oo never played it thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too", "if ur as awesome as i think u are u would sooo write me back a lil something <--- crossing fingers", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "has more followers than me. I wanna be as cool as her. Follow her so that will never happen.", "and why can`t toy story come out this june", "Interesting Combination Have a great one ;)", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "is in class, trying to listen but I really like twitter, facebook, .& myspace oh yeaaah .& I`m hungry!", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "er yea am i doubly awesome now?", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "ahhhh it won`t let me watch the video on my phone", "bit excited are u bradie lol", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "I wanna watch that movie again. Maybe that dvd will work in my laptop since Dawson`s Creek doesn`t", "Get a dachshund they are awesome at getting stuck in silly places I should know I breed them!", "2ND BREAKFAST !? I want more food =/ LOL. Tweet me what breakfast you`re having LOOOOOOLDING`", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "I WANT A HUG!", "SATS what the its just around the corner.", "WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "_lavish i told diamond to follow you. and why u aitn share the starburst", "rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David", "i skyped u las nite", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "gotta play `Off the Wall` first tho", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways", "I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK", "I really need to update this more.", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "i tried phoning you", "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "what happened to your phone", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "16 too crazy about miley and JB and in love with Nick Jonas haha", "can i have itL", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Yeh yeh. I would switch to Cingular, but I have more friends on T-Mobile. Free minutes, yo.", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "NEW motorcycle and you POPPED a cable already? wow-you ride HARD!", "ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Lol, yes Hence my wanting to watch more!", "why aren`t you showing up as a #spymaster in my screen?", "On the way to have Griffin`s staples removed from his head! Should be fun", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "http://twitpic.com/2uzx4 - haha, his heads bigger than yours! awwwh, lol", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "good luck! I have no doubt you will be hilarious. really hoping to see you dressed as some kind of foam food item and go...", "I just added a butt to your name in my phone after I made you go home in the cold. Because I love you!", "OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "_McFly LOL nah ! of course you`ll get the DVD first since you`ve already ordered it. i`ll sign up to Bebo on Tuesday then! lol ****", "http://twitpic.com/4w269 - My 789 pacman pic", "Name the rest? Let`s see. Mystery Jets are pretty cool. Ida Maria AND you shud rly listen to Say Anything!", "needs a non-long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. Watching Sonny with A Chance", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "is really really ready!", "Listening to music, Texting . umm Msn lol. bit bored . lol. Garth Brooks wooo i love him hehe . <3", "yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol", "So ur moomie liked the Pandora? you can buy me one next lol", "tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "so not close enough that I could run out and get one", "Going to have dinner. bbs", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun" ]

[ "#DepecheMode concert next week cancelled Alternative date not known yet. Dave Gahan had a tumor.", "Is in the badbooks again, don`t know why I bother", "egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!", " have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it", "I meant looking like a tiger - stupid predictive text", "They raised the prices at work which means people are tipping less. Yay", "i hate the bus...any donations toward my car fund?", " u suck! had i went to jail i couldnt tweet anymore", "_dubbs curse you, igloo dwellers!!", " its not just you - its properly dragged this week", " He steals my stuff, buries them under fence. Embarassing when it`s the man returning them! Not much I can do about frogs.", "the tummy monster hates me", " nah is next week honey ma fault for confusin u", "Beta 5 of 3.0 expired today, back on 2.2.1 until the public release. I miss it already", "Out for an evening on the town with jeremy. Sad Carrie can`t come", "I woke up an came to the realization that I can put it off as much as I want, but I need 2 drop some friends. Dammit!" ]

[ "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "Love the movie Grease! Can`t believe that Jeff Conaway is the same guy who played Kenickie...so sad to see him on Celebrity Rehab", "see most people didn`t like deadpool cause it wasn`t true to the comics, I`m guessing you like Ryan Reynolds", "You can`t spell #melo without e m and o... <3 to my favorite blogging site.", "What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "ohh yeh , but he was on sexy men so its okay", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "_langley Hi guys! Guess who has Twitter on her phone now? Me!", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Went to the hairdresser today, she cutted my hair off I loved my long hair! Dad said he couldn`t even see I got a haircut! LAAAME", "Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!", "Mmmm Ham Yummy! I have hat hair...Stupid Deli ._.", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "http://twitpic.com/67kb6 - Sad day! What a great guy and enthusiastic teacher.", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!", "Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Hey, look who`s on twitter Very kewl", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "I KNOW! I love Nicholas Braun & I think he`ll make an okay Cameron but I don`t wanna see it either", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "They don`t know that I like him cause I`ve never ask them bout him.oh well I guess your right. I feel abit better now", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill", "Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!! I would Never break the law!! No, never.", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "yeah but they had to come barcelona, because not all the fans can be in that concert COME BARCELONA! JESSI TE QUIERO", "_in_love scanton?! that`s farrr elaine got her cartilage pierced! it`s so cute!", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "YIKEYSSS!! I`M HARMLESS REALLY!! JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM BRODY!!!", "my favorite song is `Im standing here but you dont see me, i`d give it all for that to change` i dont know what its called", "rofl! we aren`t wearing dark grungy though! I asked bradie if it was ok he said yess", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "Thanks! Unfortunately the EU had probs with his satellite provider, so even though his TV LOOKS great, it`s basically useless", "honestly, why did the folks at Microsoft do MS Word 2007 to me? I can`t believe I just spent 10 minutes finding auto correct options", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "- Try this one", "today was GOOD , that little girl hollie in bgt , just me or complete sympahty vote ! how cute is aidan davis :L? tweet me x", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "Finally finished that topic. Quick revision break, then on to How far did Heath change the Conservative party?", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "awwww jim jam we`re good at dodging meatballs WOO", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Wow Derek Rose got a next student to do his SATs. so what now? He can`t play no more?", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!" ]

[ "Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park", " We don`t feel too comfortable using it. It`s not awful, but pretty icky. Scurrying to find a deal...", "It`s called communifuckingcation.....learn it, know it, do it. These stupid **** people!", "got so totally lost that I had to pay for a taxi to get me back to where I was supposed to be. Yeah, something like that, lol.", "I am going to be sooooo busy today it`s not funny. i hate busy day`s", "_ When they don`t pop well. I feel lousier after playing those.", "Obama last night: 'Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.' http://bit.ly/bGcnW", "Oh no... that bird is back", " Unfortunately, that`s how it usually goes. In answer to yesterday...I`m okay. Things may be looking up. Miss talking to you.", " Didn`t think of that. Why can`t people just be nice? Why would anyone think it`s ok to say that, much less make a movie.", "Almost made it to reading comedy outlet. Headlining all weekend. Only took me 2 extra hours with traffic. Basically doubled my time.", "after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first", " Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad", "just called Toyota. Car won`t be ready til 5.", "I need to burp .... Im so nauseas....", " say hello to Marina Green ... couldn`t participate in Barcelona this weeken" ]

[ "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "@_Flik_ Good one. Might think about it for this year`s NaNoWriMo competition.", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "took a math test today. The day before the test, the teacher says bring your calculator. Luke was confident. Teacher decided no calcs.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE", "So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "so bryan was at the sweet 15 and i didnt think we were gonna talk but towards the end of the night we talked", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "oh thats hard-going. I`m writing a book at the moment so am motivating myself to press on with that.", "G`day Thanx for following.", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "says ...tomorrow is another day... http://plurk.com/p/x1pxh", "I don`t see why not", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "I have one fastsmallballbuster`y question. & I promise not to weirdherout w/the fact it MAY be on my visionboard", "No churchill downs for me tomorrow", "OMJ my sister brought Coldstone cupcakes today instead of a cake to celebrate bdays in family and I was so excited taking pics", "Congrats to Dave & Anna! Surprise proposal at the Enzian Theater in Orlando http://qik.com/video/1638824", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "is getting baptized tomorrow and is a college graduate. Busy weekend!", "Today celebrating two new people becoming australian citizens. I am hoping for a good dinner.", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "Off to rehearsal for the Rob DeLucca thingy next month. Nothing like learning new songs last minute", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "I don`t know what to say except *hugs*", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "Gonna run to the gym to get my workout in before my really f`kin big pile of mulch arrives at around 8 or 9am! I`m excited about my mulch", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "yes`ma... for an after party too after the show next week.", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.", "last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there", "ur welcome u finished ur speech (typed it and written notes)", "sweet, I`m trying to earn my crown for gluten free baking!", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "about to go to acting school yayay", "Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "off to my cousins confirmation + confirmation party", "Going to the Star Trek premier tomorrow night, uber stoked. I don`t care if I`m a nerd, Star Trek is amazecore!!", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!", "_babe woo! im getting mine on monday,cant wait x", "Hmm Ok next time i see you il just get you to explain to me the whole process haha", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "Im still in my my pjs but I haveto get dressed cuz Im going to see Dancing on Ice live", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "ending my evening on the best note. i will love you forever, tweets.", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "She doesn`t believe spending many (many) thousands on a perfect wedding makes a happy couple.....A happy couple makes a perfect wedding", "thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "Tomorrow is Mother`s Day! What did you get for your moms?! If you don`t have a gift, just tell her that you love her.", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!", "This wraps it up. Well, again a lesson that you shouldn`t take **** photos of yourself when you`re famous. Or maybe you really should!", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "next year will be sweeet", "Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning.." ]

[ " awwww nsty when ppl make fun of someone & laugh their asses off; when the see ur not laughing that shoud be a HINT! Wrong", " Yeah, it`s work. It`s been busy all day and I`m tired and hungry.", " Sadly, it doesn`t I was so hopeful after American Doll Posse, too ... it`s just so blah and vacant of dynamic.", "Its official, I`m having the worst day. I called it a mile away", " it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...", "Too much sand in the SD 790 from pismo this weekend. ANOTHER canon powershot broken. 2nd one in a year What to buy this time...", " **** marriage isn`t legal everywhere here.", "home alone and no one left me any gummy bears", "i feel so bad when the kid is sick", "looks like another sober weekend ahead...", "I missed giving away a TTC code", "#thingsmummysaid You are the result of a broken condom.", "Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.", "_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes", "is feeling sad I so dont do goodbye`z!!!!", " shame Freud can`t follow up on those implications" ]

[ "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "Anybody have advice on who to use for printing biz cards besides Overnight (bad experience) & PsPrint, each biz card = sep. project =", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "tip 2 : at the very least make sure the bottle top is on securely and tightly...", "better than throwing them out", "i really needa find more stastics", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "I want a copy to read! I can`t find it at my little library. #bea09", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "i wish i could take my pillow to school. dead serious.", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "Good morning to another too late sleeper . One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "I always forget SOMETHING when I travel. I am at Newark airport.", "I want to go see Up", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "I aint got no money to buy any cred to call u and am in lONDON", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "never. smh, I don`t own flats lol", "Picture Day for 3 YO preschooler. Light blue striped utton down and kahkis. Wonder what color they will be when I pick him up in 3 hours", "All alone at home.....", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "Bryan hasn`t replied about wingnuts", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "_luciano jailbreak went great, just not a tremendous amount of apps ready for 3.0 though. No winterboard yet", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "I`m researching NYC stuff.", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "first night sleeping in my new home", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "It`s still up the duff boo", "just say no reeesee cup", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Schools out, but works in", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Laundry time and LOTS of it!", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "it does but that game doesn`t.", "#todo Cleaning the Apartment - again - who keeps making this mess? oh yeah .. me. $10 + hug for the person to help come clean", "sitting next to magicmoment", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "is working 4 to close", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "I work at the group home", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "Going to bed in a bit. Need to revise 2moro.", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "you aint invite me", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Poor kitties If there`s nothing that can be done, hopefully you`ll at least be able to find her a good home", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "is working it out allll day long.", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "going to work nightshift....", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "going camping in a coupla hours. gotta pack everything... by myself", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along." ]

[ "i hate it when a website says the ticket prices are on another website and their not", "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ", "goodbyeeee Arizona. See you in 3 weeks.", "So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.", "bored, nothing to do", "PEOPLE!!! wat the hell is a follower on twitter???? I DONT GET IT!!!", "Checking out Twitter Trying to find people I know....Unfortunately no one I know uses this website", "just got home. im so effin sad", " gutted i miss that! the one night i try 2 leave early lol! friends visitin were tired haha!", "..dat dude look crazy w/ dat hair on his face lmao ..stop it!! ..the old wrestlers went to TNA thanks Vince ..these dudes are clowns lol", "Is in serious pain.", "Went out to get groceries...prices are inflating Gas went up another 10 cents to hit $2.49... #TCOT", "Watching Dr. Phil`s special on same-**** marriage. It`s sad how ignorant some people are", "good 1km visible shot of TD one shows total decoupling of the low and mid level centers....this system is DEAD!! Waiting for the next one", "Feels like im going to cough up a lung", "Fuuuuuuuudgeee I burned my finger with oil! It hurts" ]

[ "...No more adventure time", "Trip to DC next week canceled. So, no Artomatic or beer with .", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "I might give it another go.", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Didn`t even reply to me about how old you are tomorrow?", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "I forgot about it and I already ate lunch so I guess I`m not going.", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "My trip to Igbaras will be postponed to next week", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "No Rockin on the River for me, tonight...", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "Why aren`t you coming to Montreal?", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "damnit i didn`t but neither did you so win!", "Aw what about me", "In my case, it`s going to be exams showing me a thing or two. I`m very much hopeful about November `09, though.", "on my way too school. be back later...", "home? where the heck are you? Ima be home so soon! iA!", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "will be MIA until june 13.. finals", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "says ...tomorrow is another day... http://plurk.com/p/x1pxh", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "awww...on ur way out Have fun for me toooo!", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "is slowly crunching the reality that june is fast approaching. in other words, classes again, and another year will be added to my age.", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "just say no reeesee cup", "Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "I`m not off till 930", "im officially done with school til fall.", "i always feel last.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH" ]

[ "Trying to go to sleep but no luck I think i`m sick... =S", " I would but I`m afraid I got two left feet", "I think my wireless router is dieing", " which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.", " I was going to but I`m siiiick I`m so mad!!!! Jason said I have to recover fully before I go paintballin again! Are u playing?", "shattered! PWG botched his hybrid dolphin shirt order and sent him xl", "Dude my butt itches but i cant scratch it cause ppl r here", " at home im so lonely here...", " i miss you SO much-o", "would wish the severe migrains would stop!!! doc`s prescriptions arent working", "Is feeling really bad about goofin` on not knowing she really wasn`t at the meeting! Dang I`m sorry! Me & my big `ol mouth", " Sorry I`ll make sure to bomb in talk at SSUG next month as penance ;-)", " i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! Tried readin a really boring book-still wide awake!", "doesn`t kno wat to do now ER is over saddo", "UP is out today!!! Why why why why does my head hurt so badly??!?!??!!? I want to see it!!!", " oh no! I woke up accidentally. how can we get you to fall asleep? Should I scare you with P2 or P3 stories? JK!" ]

[ "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish", "go for the 1 that you want to go to most? my bro had to switch when he did his 1st time it`s www.direct.gov.uk/studentfinance :]", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "I`m not a hobo.", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "sky diving was aaaaaawwwesome!!!! kinda bored now though", "msn-ing. no school shouldn`t there be more bank holidays? x", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "I wish I knew.. Trying to figure something out here too", "It is a recession", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "...what ever happened w/ creating music in collaboration just for fun without the 'what am i getting out of it' question in mind? PLEASE!", "Lots of tasks to complete today. First, wecloming new members to Canadamigos Social Networking site, www.canadamigos.com, and coffee", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...", "You mean set up to start using? just jump in! Use the # sign with whatever word you want to use", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "god you guys...i`ll call you guys...three way. to discuss.", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "Has an hour left of revision", "being new to Twitter?!?!?", "Yooooooo!? What up mates?!", "Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "lmao, im only joking mate", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "sitting next to magicmoment", "ya`ll going out without me", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Half term is almost over", "Gain an instant follower, just use the #**** tag in a tweet. WTF? Lesson learned, Summer of Todd to get a new *official* tag.", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "its a hott tuuneee,", "just say no reeesee cup", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "thanks do the invite though", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol", "you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "trying to win tickets! com`on dc101...", "thanks for your follow just do you own thing + join in with what interests you", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "so go back for more", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "I`m entering your contest", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "It`s not a reg gig yet, but hopefully it will be! Haven`t done massage in a while actually", "Going to for lunch today with . Who`s in? I still need to hit the ATM.", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "Which do you prefer? Hamdemic, Aporkalypse or Parmageddon?", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "i think i need a drink", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "_Writer aww no which one?", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "it wont let me", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "Can I bring yself to go for the 1000 Heroism badges achievement?", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "I want one wanna give me one? ;)" ]

[ "Too many cocktails last night, my head hurts", " inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!", "Oh darn. Lost another follower.", "You said you effed up your nose!", "Frank from UPS` last day today... sad to see him go best delivery guy EVER! Hope the new guy is NOT a fucktard...", "Happy Mother`s Day to every mommy out there", " Hey Kevin! Yeah, this one`s gonna be a toughie for sure - not much sleep. Oh well, only 8 hours to go", " apparently so! I`m falling apart in front of my eyes", "The sun is not cool", "It should be illegal for me to date", "has anyone else seen this? the DM notification email says 'reply on we web.' i am all for cool accents, but it`s weird online", "at panera for lunch byyy myself aww", " that`s bad as it affects all the languages that run on the JVM. Too bad!", " and guess what ! ive got 20 % ! wow its impossible", "Hm. Have you ever realized how incredibly over-rated Tokio Hotel is becoming? It makes me sad.", " i`ll miss y`all back... give my regards..." ]

[ "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "yeah i want to know what that is too!", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "I have to go to work with out my and", "Locked out of my **** house!", "there are three broody ones atm, I have a china eggs under them to keep them happy ish", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "Inspection went fine ... they like the house woopee. Would just be nice if it had been this morning so I could have done stuffs today", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "- all is fine thanks! you guys dont have any quakes there?", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "aww you are so helpful we getting sweepy here, sis says we can have whipped cream before bed , i save u some", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "???? ? ??????, ?????? ????????,Basquash,K-ON,07-Ghost,Sengoku Basara,Valkyria Chronicles,RequiemForThePhantom,EdenOfTheEast.", "why am i awake?", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "[-O] i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.. http://tinyurl.com/p6lfch", "Going to revise for physics.", "is gaining weight. rather", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "Kinda feeling in a reggae mood.... hope you all enjoy the smoothness on this lovely weekend", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he locked himself in basement for nearly two days.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "awww thanks Jon! My 9yr old told me I was to sleep in, while they all clean the house.. best mom`s day present ever!", "_**** not as yet... i would just like to know if its okay for your mum before ask my mumm hopefuly there gonna tell us soon!!!", "it`s not a test to find cancer, it`s just some stuff in regards to; in this case, positive results would be a good thing", "has one more paper left", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "what if we are in England? x", "oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet", "_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "_assassin We are soooo sorry We love kitties and know how much they become a part of you.", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "happy motherss dayyyy so my sister decided to make lunch...hmph. but i decorated the house ! andd then i danced and sang hahaa", "Howz it going hun??", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Happy Mother`s Day to Us FOR NOT BEIN MAMMAS YET and being lucky enough to live our lives a little 1st", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "_d he`s a lucky baby. He has a wonderful family do u know when u could take him at home?", "for me they`re not", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "wassup with u this morning.", "Adem in, adem uit", "lol thanks!there scary to wear though", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "Well actually - Larin is my name. The 'model' is what I do (besides sleeping, crawling, etc..)", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "New Twitter coolness: conversations with neighbors (http://is.gd/ybd0) during a thunderstorm.", "i think both ?s related to size depend on structures and system: hard to relay in tweet but worth blogging..good questions this am", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "its just one of those days....", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "I am at my grandparents place", "Morning!! how is everyone", "_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well", "In our vedanta class we have a saying 'Chit Happens' (chit being mind vibrations or thoughts)", "_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.", "HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?", "woken up by a bacon and egg sandwich in bed - man I have good housemates", "Separate desks, computers, and sides of the room with short dividers...but, we`re thinking we need them to extend to the ceiling", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "haha what`s up Matt ?", ". Awesome! what kind?", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "tomorrow He`ll gone to new home...I was Born single(our little puppy of basset hound)", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "I don`t know how you do it", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!" ]

[ " omg me 2 !! Haha i was half an hour late 4 work whoops !! Hahaha i h8 workin sat mornins", " uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(", " that little girl on BGT! how sad! i cried lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "Morrningg just slept for 12 hours and now i have a headache D;", "i`m so bored i can barely even tweet. i have nothing to talk about. #boredboots", "I`m at work....bored out of my mind.", "_1988 cool i wish i could av gone 2 da 1 he did where i live but i couldnt", "_newman i just called and it`s sold out. bummer. next time!", " I have tried. He doesn`t want to listen. I don`t know what to do anymore. I just feel like HE doesn`t care anymore", "_y_Tony and didn`t bring me any???? You suck", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", "Stu is actually SEVERLY sunburnt....it hurts!!!", "Had to change 'within 50 miles', because within 25 miles were effin` BORING.", "So I slept 12 hrs! My body is aching", " - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they`re working on... Only the name is out", "trying to finish my ****-ignment.please god help me to finish it" ]

[ "__d make it go awayyyyy", "All my spare time seems `twill be spent doing homework this weekend.", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "Really really cant sleep x", "yessssss wore myself out this weekend planting my garden and working", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "the times they are a changing", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "is listening to Jello Biafra at work.", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!", "@_xotashhh I love having days off school, I had one on friday too", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "gooooooodmorning world(: god bless, and have a great day!", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "Well I hope you have had a good weekend and even more so have a good day at work 2moro its already monday here,so far so good", "Helloooo (: Star Wars day is cool LOOL. Wen do you go to Cnaterbury then ? x", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "_ Lmao I know!! They have two days off. Good thing for them", "Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "proper cba with out!", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "most of the time", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "Going to bed, busy day tomorrow...Happy Mother`s Day Madre! Te Amo!", "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "Not a prob hun", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "getting ready for the dayyyyyyyyyyyy. i hope work goes good!", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Ok, my job at walmart is a cart pusher i hope i dont get sunburned", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "Going I sleep today was a long day happy mothers day to all the moms out there", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "then stop staying out all night", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "Awwww...thanks!! ;) Unfortunately, everything closes at 4pm in Sweden on a friday. Presentation is 9am Monday.", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "Have a good day", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "i hate my presentation hahah whatever im glad its over", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "no #thedailyshow this week", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day", "Glad it`s Friday... but bummed that I am officially working Saturdays.", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "nothing to do on a friday night", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope" ]

[ " NICK WTF I WAS GONNA GO BUT I HAVE NO RIDE. Boo", "Awww my daddy! Got in a car accident! Pray for him! He`s shook`n up a lil!", " my feelings are hurt", " Its so addicting, but its kind of a curse to do them at night time. Everytime i do one, i feel like making music afterwards", "Kinda bummed that I`m gonna miss `s return to BG. Now I`ll never know what it`s like to make love to _gunn.", "Well. That first tweet for today failed. lol. Back to sleep or bacon and eggs? So hard to choose!!", "Assfuck, 'I`m sorry' roll. Okay I gave in. I`m such a sucker. http://twitpic.com/677xt", " Your such a riot!! You go girl!!", " www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyJvgnP9-vA sowwwwyy! U girls make me twisted all time", "No AC, the fan doesnt swing our way ... we are sweating it out on a hot humid day", "What a burden. Abit of a fail lunch with Dan", "We bought a pool instead of going to California. Now the pool is broken and we have wasted our vacation money for the next 2-3 years.", " meh! You should try the one on commercial drive with all the cats", " Well, at least you wont be late!", " Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it", "im really tired.. not much time to sleep" ]

[ "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "I`m so getting the cold", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "awww. rusks are good for tummy aches though :p try fennel or camomile tea works. or obviously try ...", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Can`t believe ER is over", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "Off to class. Be back in about 2 hours!", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "its almost lunch time for you", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "okay, need to hit the sack. i gotta wake up in like 5 hours goodnight everyone!", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Can`t sleep. **** morning will come to soon. Have to rest! It will be a new day. A perfect day to start new changes", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Off from work now!", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "Done with classes and packing for the atlanits!! I hope miley`s there", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "Ugh. Going to skool", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain", "I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar.." ]

[ " just got in, gonna go upto bed in a sec, not drunk! I`m disgusted with myself haha", " I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account", " hey, got your text sms. i plan on maybe just catching a flick tonight. last night was a wee bit too much for me", " nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol", "have been to portugal. and spain. and has a sore throat. scary?", "76 long and painful miles today. knees ache. approaching 50 years is rough. not accepting it well. 3 glasses of draft helped.", " your SMS managed to crash my phone.", " Oh no matey, did you get ill? It would be a bit mean of Suzi to be calling you chicken scabs if you`re not!", "_ yeah sorry i was busy last night ill try and go next week!", " I don`t think will want to come back (guys read your dms)", " Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x", "listening to `s Without Your Love...hes so tortured in that song...makes me sad", " Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.", " eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:", "I will move anywhere as long as it has a freaking dishwasher! I despise doing dishes", "Beautiful day on Ocracoke just hope the thunderstorms stay away this afternoon...it`s not looking good" ]

[ "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Oooh... that`s right by the zoo... think... in 2 months` time that could be our regular other meeting place", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "I`m part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don`t celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "I really want to!! But it`s one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.", "I want some ice cream", "i wish i was outside", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "i want chinese food really baaad.", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "will be heading to baguio in a few hours.", "i`m both. But more girl than guy.", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "I`ll keep that in mind if I decide to add an LA leg to my westt coast stint in June", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "Pfft. FAN THIS *helicopters imaginary penis* .... HI DRAKE! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "I didn`t find my dress", "I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!", "i get so sucked in to true life, and that steve-o documentary was intense, i love that ****, it`s nice to see people get their lives back", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.", "I`m in SF right now", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "we found a ride", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "Jars was gonna be my answer", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "<< Finaly Back to home..", "wow, EMC`s new site is - different", "I will try. But I don`t care what my mum says", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "I look forward to having one very soon", "I should be in NYC right now with some of my favorite people but instead I am stuck in RI.", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Last time in the drama room", "...No more adventure time", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "_Eclectic but then you leave", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "Heaos keen for next weekend. Mummy. <3", "I can safely say I won`t be a euro winner this week!!", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "Wish i was famous like some of d people im following", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "going to sleep with my baby", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "i think i like the workshop", "I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "look, i`m following you!", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "I`m the same, don`t panic. Big topman", "I wanna see the Jonas Brothers in concert..", "new project @ work", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Come on bell, RING. I want to go outside.", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "wants to be sunbathin!!", "fun who did you go with??? Another park no invite! LOL", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "I`m sooooo excited to see you also love.....let the craziness begin 7 daysssssss YAHOOOO", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "_traveler I want the Tix! Oh, right. I`m know where near Vacaville Ca." ]

[ "dont go... im sorry for disappointing you", " Maybe something`s just wrong with my phone...it`s still not working", "scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed", "How I wish I wish I did not eat that....burger.", " BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE.", "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", " my internet in like 9th grade was so fast, its dieing out", " haha I need to get in better shape first.. I have cageball on thursdays == me dead on sofa the whole evening", "i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now..", " majorspoilers.com has problems - cannot get the site working", " so the beneath show got cancelled BUMMER! i guess i wont see you til cornerstone who are you goign with?", "i dont feel good! sick to my stomach", "Feeling bad for my little sister. Put a lot of money into her Saab, took full coverage off it last week, and totalled it yesterday", "#BGT Piers shouldn`t have buzzed when the little girls were singing", " so what was said?? I`m so bummed I missed it!. *sigh* I want to go to california", " any chance you might come back to moncton? i had to miss the show tonight" ]

[ "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "hope y`all enjoy the MusicBoat Cruise. What a tough job - haha!!!", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "on my tea break cant wait to drive home tonite!!", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "_shiny Thanks for the heads-up. You`re an hour ahead of me here.", "sitting in bed where I will be for the weekend.", "I wish I could have time for my xbox project all tied", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "I was supposed to go tomorrow tooooo, but have to use gas and ticket money to pay for car inspection fee.", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "Working 12 hours saturday and sunday atleast i`ll have my phone to keep me company..", "#SanctuarySunday yay for #Sanctuary, I may watch Requiem after breakfast!", "I`m not leaving yet!", "I wish I was at Disneyland or watching Star Trek like other people are doing. I swear, I must be the only sap who works on Fridays.", "Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine", "awake. school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.", "can i have itL", "Wish I was there!", "i dont want the seniors to leave", "i look like a freaking tomato goin to graduation..", "thnx babe just call me when u finish it....", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "haha maybe someday I will be your publicist! that`s what i am going to school for", "Covering my portfolio to send to my *dream job* in ny! Send good vibes!", "is done with classes for her freshman year.", "I sure do hope it becomes 4:20 this afternoon ...", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "only an hour left with my iPod touch", "Paper writing til my heart`s content", "Where`s my bus? I want to go home!", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!", "got tickets to go with dad and his girlfriend to see Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, and the Arc Angels on June 24th @ Toyota Center! WOO!", "has got a degree in BS.", "Stuck on NJ Transit for the past twenty minutes. Great way to start the week", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "is at school. its her last day. of high school. ever. ever. ever.", "is working until 11 tonight http://plurk.com/p/x2kbv", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "i hope its earlier. september is along time offf", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "_tina @_adriii guys i am literally going to sydney in the june/july hols. can we meet? i wanna try one of those lindt cafes!", "I`m having lunch already ur a lil late buddy!", "is @ school, we`re gonna learn how to use skype", "I dont have no plans Just to go home and watch the Game. Plus I still have to work early so cant be out partying too late", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.", "where you ladies off to?", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "you should come over before friday and teach me how", "11 30s way early! anyway nigth night love you!", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "Safe flight home to you and Jade ****", "_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan", "who has a day long text conversation? me.", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday = EXAM !! wow ****", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", ": thx for the follow!", "My sleeping beauties I love my grads!! http://twitpic.com/4we5w", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend", "So happy that it`s FINALLY May! The Indy 500. Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...", "last full day of vacation", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "hollie steel bless her. but go dreambears <33333 hahahahaha", "In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?", "i need to get my life together aka my apartment all cleaned and back how it was before my birthday", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Right now on my Justin.tv channel: 10 weeks until my gf has a newborn www.justin.tv/kubbur?20", "Talk at you all lates!", "in 8th grade yearbook: for narnia movie release blurb, pic of aslan and my skandar!", "I used to row in high school and just found out there is a rowing club ten minutes away from me so I thought I should sign up", "just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "Well hopefully I`ll see you both at the conference", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "yeah, I have revision to do, but gonna go starbucks instead", "At school. Blagh. Yay I`m getting the IPhone in August!!", "its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "good point!! Mine is on its way. How did he get delivered? I will post pics too wen I get him", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Working 930a-730p today. 1.5 hour lunch..8.5 hours work. Overtime = good. The fact that I`m already dead tired = very bad.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!" ]

[ "too bad i`m @ work ...", " yeah, its super **** today Stupid writing! ugh", "OMggg. i just heard someone is gonna die on the new season of the secret life of the american teenager noooo.", "It`s **** cold here north now! It was like 77 DF yesterday where I was, here it`s 37,4", "or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE", "I have started to fear weekends since joining German classes", "Awwwwwwww man my baby dried up.", "At the library being friggin bored.", "Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?", " If they recorded it and sent it to people, they obviously meant for it to get out there. But if they didn`t, I feel bad.", "idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties", " ****, i dont have 2 work saturday, & i was suppose 2 hang out with my friend & watch it. we can still hang out but no JONAS =", " Meee tooooooo..... And its bad.. when I`m bored... I eat.. lol", "In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'", " Haha **** you not inviting me", " lol nttn much juss mad that its been raining all day, and to add to that i dnt think u following me.." ]

[ "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "home after spending a day catching up with my old pals", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "been there done that. It always ended up with me selling the machine and going back to my mac", "switch to something else then", "I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either", "****, I`d be interested in working with Care2, but I don`t live in SF anymore", "_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "ending my evening on the best note. i will love you forever, tweets.", "going to bed. night", "had a great day...and now I`m off to bed. tomorrow I`m back in sd", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "Sorry for your loss. I know how you feel. She or he was a lucky cat.", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "I am usually more creative on Mother`s Day but lately I have not been feeling creative. O.K.. Good Night. uh Morning...", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "I hate the exams . first time and last time in this school then i`m out ! after 10 years! yaaaay !", "Use twitter, quit life", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "I think me gettin a physical change", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "one of them is", "ur linky no worky", "muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "just got out of prom, it was fun off too after prom text me", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "Just dropped my sistah off @ lax. #fb", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "'Mamma Who Bore Me' hat es mir echt angetan. 90210 l�sst gr��en. ^^", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "hey! not much, you?", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter", "goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "i`m not partying tonight", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "dude I have 2 more hours and I`m all done with my work", "bye y`all wolverine soon ooaf hugh jackman, tell ya what he can sctrahc me anytime ;)", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!" ]

[ "Is there a way I can sleep for the next 8 or 9 days? That way when I wake up, she`ll have returned & I wouldn`t have missed her SO MUCH!", "_zaboo its ok, it just hurts abit i thought i was doing a good job... if i was rude to people i could understand... x", "texting my friends and being bored... gosh i hate rain!!", "Wowzer! It`s very windy. Not good for my allergies!!", "Heading home. Could really have done without banging my head on the way into the bus", " hey! chutti was very tiring.. and have to travel again tomo how was your Friday?", "I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy. Just inflammed lungs", "Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen.", " How did we just get paid and still be broke as hell?! No shopping spree for me today", " hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no", "I`m so disgusted that my assumptions regarding what happened in Harlem last night were 100% correct without reading the story first.", "The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.", "Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr", " i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.", " u never sent me carrie. ur an ****. but an **** that i miss", "the downfall about relaxing later is mad manual labor now...just finish cleaning the fridge..and now to fold clothes..house work blues" ]

[ "OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O", "I want to see Terminator, but everyone`s already seen it", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "I feel the same way, but I guess no matter where you are there will always be memes.", "lapit na ko magout. lapit na fated to love you.hehe http://plurk.com/p/rrj4e", "I have got my smile", "okay okay sleep for realz now! Goodnight! ::waves to followers::", "i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Beautiful monday morning so happy http://myloc.me/tCt", "IN Filipino if u say 'Nakuh grabeh!' it`s like sayin OMG", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions Please let me know as soon as you `know`?", "My purple pusrse is pretty someone tell Katie Holmes!", "But can you breathe OK?", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "awww bless her. she made me cry", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "got one because of my babygirl", "the script are amaaazing! Rusty halo and i`m yours are my favourites", "now there`s a fly in my room", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now", "there`s just no air", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "Time to get purrtty. *wink*", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "You too - hope your day was good!", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "_Cool yep here`s hoping", "hahahah Thank you Feel the Love", "Sending blessings out to", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "AND, We have your fabulous interracial ****! WOOT!", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "classic SNL digital short tonight! Be my mother lover ha ha... too good!", "well, my question is on your blog post", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "don`t be worried! I`m safe and sound! <3 you!", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Good morning It`s raining here.", "'Ooh-ooh... it`s SHINY'. An dmore awe-tastic quotes from THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE EVER coming up", "I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792", "I`m not giving up http://bit.ly/SnjEn", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", ": thx for the follow!", "always be your self and thing will go on without no problem and do you even try hard to be your self ... Just be ...and smile", "That`s gorgeous. I`ll check out your new pics!", "we shuld do a dance like that its seriously the best thing haha. see yu tomoro.", "awww bless him i am indeed coming, 68 days woooo! are you?", "thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week", "if you are a cute guy add/follow me i`ll do the same", "wow. someone`s proud of me.", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "Same here! I just wanted it to keep going and not end... ever! ;)", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "Soon my new job starts I`m so happy!", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "needs my mommy http://plurk.com/p/x116r", "where is everyoneeeeeeeeee ?", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "One more day baby.", "me too! Yay he got in. And the other kid who cries a lot", "Glued to the copier machine today.", "haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "Where`s my bus? I want to go home!", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "right guys i have to go", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible", "Okay people my fones charged", "im only on 1800 lol", "i want one so bad get one for me ?? (:", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "you are a good child.", "ily babe. Sweet dreams.", "SUPER BUENO FTW!!! I am so proud of you guys.", "hold on to what you`ve got", "HaPPy B-DAY Ma Freaaaaaaak <3", "I`m glad you def needed a pick me up! drama free!", "... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know", "lol that`s great For you.", "make a prank call for me", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "demi, just say hi to me and it`s enough. just replay to me please love you so much!!!", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "husband is golfing & the Toddler and I shall frolic. Am I the consummate mama in that Im so happy with my day?", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "hey mia! totally adore your music. when will your cd be out?", "aw it was so sad shes too cute!", "give them my best!", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "are you not well?", "Would defo have done that but Im already booked over t`other side of the country", "Yes. when I was talking to you...", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything" ]

[ "Graduating from high school tonight im kind of sad..", "OOOH, i have a question for you all. DOES YOUR CHAIN HANG LOW? idk! sorry!", "oh! i think i didnt do well on my photo editing for Db! sorry :|", "Phone will die soon. What to do now? Oh no!", "Waiting for an email that will probably never arrive. ED later, Consti study after then hopeless bumming.", "I don`t want to work tomorrow. I don`t feel good. Haven`t felt good in 4 days =/ My body needs rest but my mind won`t slow down!", " http://twitpic.com/45r61 - saddest thing i`ve seen a while", "I`m SUPER tired and probably could sleep ALL day BUT I work 12:30 to 9:30 today in Tool Rental... Oh the Joy!!", "Sore throat. This is not good. I have four performances this weekend.", "I got dropped froma coupla ppl that were following me **** Detroit Fans!!!", "**** you rhinitis! boohooo my poor nose", "http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy", "_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****", "shakalohana week two of flat wavez no surfin", " oh no your sick! I`m feeling kinda sick too and I`m hating this overcast weather!", "playing at my old school playground still the same except them lame **** got rid of the tire swing" ]

[ "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "I finally went and found some of the songs we sang in church in Wellington online. Was easier than expected - yay Google! #fb", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round hahah", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "after a great day at work with the kids, disappointment with my roof decal", "actually, my friend gave me the files today! lol but those are all CDA files... do u know how to convert them to MP3?", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "http://twitpic.com/4w70j - Left: This is your brain. Right: This is your brain on drugs.", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "_tron oh god, whose tire?", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "And it`s starting to get cold", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "ngobrolin favorite bands at the moment cii... kesian ya kamu speakernya rusak HAHAHA benerin dong ci.", "looks like is hiding money in an offshore bank account on behalf of last.fm http://bit.ly/CeT0s", "Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "Final thought for the day, does deodorant really make your lungs bleed when inhaled constantly? Certain females paranoid about BO", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "BBQ`s gone well ! Weather stayed good which is a right bonus. Just off to bed, training in the morning at 06:30 then work", "Poor kitties If there`s nothing that can be done, hopefully you`ll at least be able to find her a good home", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser - 1996 - $10,000 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Full Time in tonight`s game, Ashington 0 - 5 Whitley Bay", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "Apparently TV could not be fixed On the plus side, we are being refunded the cost of it and can buy a new one.", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "I ran out of white and yellow oil paint I may have to add 'Utrecht run' to my list.", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "Off to rehearsal for the Rob DeLucca thingy next month. Nothing like learning new songs last minute", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....", "Aight, pau au`au... Heading to the Blaisdell Arena for the Ladies of the 80`s concert!!! CheeHee... Awwrrite!!!", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "_Simmons everyone has their mistakes to make and lessons to learn. Don`t let the negativity get to you.", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "haha, nice wheels. Victoria will be doing her own peddling thankfully, the boys will get the free ride", "Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation." ]

[ " dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down", " I`m sorryyyyyy I`ll be home as fast as possible where we meeting at?", "Had a crazy night, lost keys, walked home, missed my papi`s calls from the swizzy. I`m sad", "i wish i was in cali wit mari nd lupita seeing vfc not fair", "_skies I want to dance with you too I haven`t really listened to that song since you left. It makes me miss you more", "I`m at work trying hard not to succumb to the 'Poor me' mentality due to severe allergies. Boo.", " is there something wrong with the internet in chelmsford? my tv on demad isnt working right and my internet is SUPER slow", "I want to ride my bicycle today, but it`s too cold and cloudy today", " it is sooo hard.... truck and fish please", "my apple-mouse doesn`t work on my shiny red coffee table...", "Here at work still feeling the pain for my friend wish I had a magic wand to erase all the madness", "I heard an icecream truck and took of like a shot but I couldn`t catch it.", " I accidently dropped it & now the screen is all messed", "Stupid red hair is too difficult on the upkeep. Re-dyed it a more manageable brown-red. Boo", "jerk josh! didn`t even come meet me - im thinking of a number guess ?", " factory ng Elmer`s? hihihi. sorry, corny! baka si ate ruby, alam!" ]

[ "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "whew. did some more vacuuming. what a good time! You should vacuum.", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "Happy Mother`s Day to all the Momma`s to be and Mommas currently. Have a wonderful day!!!", "Good morning, sunshine! I`mm gonna start my day wth some movies.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "About to have dinner and then an evening of playing cards. Already packed and ready to head home tomorrow Do we have to go home?", "I want to go see Up", "I think i should go to sleep considering i hav to b up on 3hrs....", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "ive been spending time w/my momma! we`re celebrating mother`s day for her early ive been good! how was woodburn?", "Good night all Even though it`s morning for most of you lol", "Good Morning Hows u ?", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "Nice start to the holiday!", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "going to bed. good night everyone! i love you all (or should i say good morning?) sweet dreams", "Good morning everybody !!", "have a glass of cold water and meditate a bit. <3", "ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "I just made myself a wonderful breakfast!!!!!!!! Now I have to get ready to workout", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "It`s a good day! The lake is a mirror, the kids are happy, and I get to clean the cabin today... Err two outta three ain`t bad!", "Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try", "Ok, time for bed. Good night Twitter", "back from driving and now back to bed", "I want to come over", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "I LOVE YOU GUYS! get your **** to australia in december for my birthday", "Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night", "Woke up at 7:50 then fell back to sleep. Woke up at 8:50 and back to sleep again. Woke up at 9:50 and I`m staying awake! MORNING!", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "will u give ur mother anything special? I`ll make a cake and make sure mine gets a stressfree day =p cheesy, but it works", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MARK", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow", "You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Getting ready to launch the podcast of chapter 1 of 'Turning Left at Albuquerque' this morning. I know you`re excited - so am I!", "endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining", "today i salute all mothers and honour the feminine....and now its time for a beer", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "why do I always wake up ONE minute before my alarm is scheduled to go off??", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "Love is an air-conditioner on a hot day...a heater on a cold day...and a warm body in bed any day - yep, me again", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "I ran outta bathroom passes. maybe mrs. French will be nice today?", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "Greetings Joan: Just wanted to say I STILL MISS waking up to your pleasant personality & face in the a.m. Hugs, Angel", "_d you`re gonna take good care of that little baby and he`s gonna be a strong boy, that`s for sure", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "My lovely husband made me breakfast in bed this morning. Who says chivalry is dead?", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "as to sleeping with whom ? You have your rocking sheets I hope the smoothness is endulging can`t wait for my blankets)", "Ah, lets start working! Livingroom here I come", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.", "i`m goin to bed now. see ya tomorrow twitter ppl.", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "I am ok, I think I will just take the attitude that Mothers Day is an invented Hallmark holiday from now on", "morning all will be at Warner soon! lots to do, then go to school for some work... hope everyone has a great day!!!", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "Dinner done, shower done, now time to chill with block of chocolate", "goodnight baby loll jk night", "_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast", "Awake again at 6am on a Saturday, isn`t this sleep in day. Oh well have some work to keep busy. If only it was work keeping me awake.", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "Good Morning BTW - A public holiday in UK, love it and dinner tonoght with 2 special people.", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better", "Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!", "Good night Erin! i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.", "just got home lng.", "home! day scale from one to ten is an 8 **** i feel old compare to him, haha so cute.", "No Loic, you need to build in a scheduler that lets us post while we sleep", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "why do i turn red", "very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "morning sweetie, you cool? ****", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams", "1 day to my Birthday !" ]

[ "awe.. gotta go.. my mom commands me to sleep already..", " Yeah, if I lived on the rez, I`d already be dead.", "Worst day ever. And its only noon.", "Ready for this saddenning depressing dullful upsetting dreadful weekend.", "waitin 4 the skool bus soo tired nd still soo much 2 do...want 2 b lazy nd sleep but since I cnt ill sing all my fav songs", "; keeps getting such delayed responses. why is my internet so messed up?!", "Steam Punlk fashion show at Anime North and for the first year since TorCon we aren`t back til & missed it", " Wow that is a scary statistic", " That`s the problem. DNS isn`t working uTorrent and DestroyTwitter are working while everything else is down.", " dont get too excited bby i hear thunder rolling in", "_caine I saw it, it made me sad", " ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference", "Checking out Ciege Cagalawan`s S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!", " what a **** shame all that body to waste", " ive been trying to get over her for years, its so hard to move on, when youre so in love..it sucks", "Still gutted that man utd lost" ]

[ "chillaxing really Yeah man hehe", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18`s only wanna make an exception for me ;)", "fun fun night miss you. night tweets", "i wish i could sat but thats a super busy day sunday perhaps? playing football in dolores park too, youre welcome to come hang!", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "I wish I was in dallas with the kiddnation family", "yaaaaaay i get to see you too looking forward to cupcakes and fun.", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "Sky man is quite friendlyand likes joey still annoyed that I got woke up about half eight though", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "Sitting with sabbeth in first period. buhahaha we are so cool -sabbeth lmao", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "_avenue Love your website! Wish I lived closer to sample the cupcakey treats", "yes i love manchester orchestra,and sigur ross. all the other bands ive never heard of but ill give them a listen. thanks", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor' i wish :`( ****", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "I really, really want a golden retriever. Too bad I won`t be living in a home where she could run around for about 10 years", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "its cool. Im glad everyone had a nice date night. Maybe one day ill get one too.", "Managed to find a bottle of Pimm`s! If only we had the weather to go with it", "Eww its gross here & a lady keeps looking at me weird ha ha but another smiled & asked me if i was in their company..me in the army? LOL", "I am here to make friends.. real life, internet.. what ever level people are comfortable with..", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "needs a non-long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. Watching Sonny with A Chance", "waitin for some Fall out boy", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.", "Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs", "haha I wish! I have a BFA in photography now.", "is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??", "ive spent a lazy day today finding some interesting people to follow its reinforced the saying... it takes all sorts of people ...", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "morning sweetie, you cool? ****", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "Adding Comments for my friends want sum?", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "sure wish the cat would stop hiding", "wishes he could be with that special someone....", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!", "I`m here if ur here for me!", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.", "I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "Have a fantastic time in paradise and drink a few Margeritas for me", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "I have a 4-H lamb meeting. It should be fun. And it is sunny! Yay! I can play with my horses this afternoon. Clap, clap, clap!!!", "yay! we will have to get together soon and do something", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Hey my twitter friends, tho very few!!!!", "Just sittin here listenin to music. Follow Me?", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Great day. And another one awaits", "Happy Mother`s day! Sent msg to mom and got her phone call. I wish one day we can live in the same city so I can take care of her.", "but im not complaining.", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more", "I lOve this day No school --> studyin` quietly", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "wish i could be in via funchal yesterday, , , , were PERFECT, the best day in my life ****", "They don`t know that I like him cause I`ve never ask them bout him.oh well I guess your right. I feel abit better now", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon", "I def will. If anyone leaves the room for a second he has to follow. He`s a really great dog otherwise so far.", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "...I will take some...I am tiny", "Wow. That`s looks really good. I wish I had some. Was it good?", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "Soooo bummed I`m missing the blockparty again! Haven`t been able to get the app to listen on my iPhone!!", "I wish you where going to be in the Saga", "Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?", "just chilling out in my room on the computer", "Come on, man, give me some slack!", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...", "i found a ride...YES!!! liquor here i come", "Ahhh i`m sqeaky clean and fresh. Even though i`m wearing dirty clothes I love Two and a Half Men - it`s amazing!", "I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`" ]

[ " yeah but there are like 5,000 types of snakes..and it`s wicked wicked wicked hot...and idk. i don`t think i`d like it", " D: But it is making people unhappy and I dun like unhappiness", "THIS TWITTER **** BORES ME, NOW I C Y I HAVEN`T BEEN ON HERE IN A MONTH", "today has not started out very well", "Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet", " I sound really Brummie lol but most of all I just hate looking at myself!", " Awe - didn`t know cats got skin cancer", "Pissed that my bluetooth headset`s battery out lasted my cell`s battery... Gg moto q.", "Geez I`m hating bein at work till 10 on a day like this I feel like its a wasted lovley day", "Back to work. Extremely slow now that start up`s over.", " I`m so jealous! Wish I could join u. It`s so cold in LA right now.", " Ohhhhh how I miss the Brunch", "Jus Got Hom Fr. TDa Funeral... I`m So Sad! I Cried So Much Times! Much Love Grandpa!<3 I Never Got To Say My Last 'Goodbye' to Him.", "because it is too hot i am sleeping with the window open. just means all the noise will make me up early", " so you are like the rest of us on this miserable bank holiday.then LOL", "63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???" ]

[ "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "Mom says I have to get a new phone IMMEDIATELY....off to T-Mobile. she paying....", "finally over my sickness.", "oh I know. and I aprreciate it it can be my back up plan", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out", "Ok NOW I can hit the hay. Thank you", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "Thank you. I needed that", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Well, I effed the iphone. It was nice knowing you", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "quitting my beloved job... having a long luvly vacation at Koh Tao (turtle island), south of Thailand... SEA, SAND, SUN...WANNA JOIN ME?", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "So much for just an oil change... Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, lose $160", "How can you guys lived in a city (paris)where u spend you entire life in the trafficjam...grrrr ...m` not used to it anymore", "Finishing up my last Friday at Olive Crest", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "; i think you should come back to brisbane, australia. we loved you here", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "i have a degree,****!!! moving t o dallas in a few hours", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "#3breakupwords you have changed", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "Forgot about the traffic Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "just got out of prom, it was fun off too after prom text me", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "ha im so glad it stopped raining. my umbrella broke today", "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.", "In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Lucky you I face south so I can hear them, and see them reflected off Phillips Point", "What`s all your fault?", "Ahh saved from mowing the lawn by the rain Now I have plenty of time to go kayaking. Blessed are the rain gods!!", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "Omg, I`m a murdere! I accidently just killed a spider", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.", "the trailer has been removed i have a look and see if i can find it somewhere", "When I heard 'No One' from Alicia Keys like, 10 minutes ago? You made my night", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "it was fine. i was still up playing inFamous. sorry to hear how things ended up again", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "I`d like to thank my normally only randomly working internet for actually staying up from the moment I saw the tweet until now.", "im good! im on my laptop using and external internet plug. i need to send it away to be fixed", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT" ]

[ "My tummy hurts go away cramps! I hate chuu!!!!", " I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt", "boo (but will I listen?)", " unfortunately I`m not drunk enough lol and have no money to get drunk I have had alot though as u can imagine haha", "thinks its annoying when i keep getting twitter error messages from my mobile", " Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby", " Yes yes she is indeed nuts! ... Like me... though i am not rich Tut x", " bahah sadly I am not", "doneeee wheeee hahaaaaaaaa so tired and sleepy peter u suck not coming to my bday!", "bye LA... I already miss you", " I think he thought about it, but then I sneezed on him", "seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep", " haha, sorry, it`s past my bedtime", "_aka_Rowan he could be talking to me (he`s probably not though ;) )", "Struggling...selfishness and jealousy doesn`t get you any further in life... ohh myyy", "Home with Maddie I`m tired.. Goin` to bed afterwards" ]

[ "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "no school today, teacher cancelled the lesson chillin`", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Going to bed. Talk to ya later! goodnight birdies LOL", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "i know but the weather`s clearing and suppose to be nice sat and sun", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight", "is all alone for the evening!", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "In Paris till friday!!", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "At least it`s Friday...working `til 1:30AM", "Trip to DC next week canceled. So, no Artomatic or beer with .", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "today has been the longest day EVER! going to sleep.. beach bound tomorrow good night twitter", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "that`s what i was last night", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "I didn`t find my dress", "just got home but about to leave again", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "Monday is here, One more day", "bye for now people .", "is ready for a productive friday. one of the last of the year", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "rainy season-- here it comes!", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "Really nice outside...I`m stuck at work", "Whoo hoo Chuck! Although it is gloomy out, today is a much better day!", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "people are not twitting very much today", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "was jst out there wednesday", "the weather is good mmm what to do today??? shame working tomorrow", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "its raining!! gng for rain dance", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "nope not going be able to finish it tonight, got a few other things to do before bed", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "Twitter is sooo quiet today", "Hoping the day gets better now", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "nothing much on tv, seen most of the good stuff...think i`ll go to bed soon, but it`s too hot to sleep", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "And it`s starting to get cold", "Cloudy day in Berlin. Just about right to sit in front of a computer all day", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "last weekday of doing nothing, school starts next week!!!", "when the sun goes down!!! ? http://blip.fm/~5yyud", "is in route 2 da` beach! No sun yet", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "cause i wasn`t there!", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "id be happy thats its friday if i didnt have to work tomorrow blah", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!" ]

[ " i have bad news... i have to go take the dog for a walk--they`re upset w/me!", "Hour fifteen drive. Just left, bored and ate half my food already", "laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.", "The computers and the Ethernet at school are so slow!", " phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven`t been on much what`s new?", " nothing much, juss really bored! hbu?", " the worst kind of news", "slept in, missed bus, train delayed, doesn`t stop at my stop, late for work. **** heelllll", "twit twit twitter! trying to 'legally' watch a movie online, its not happening", "My shirt is a fuzz magnet today and I feel totally uncomfortable", " I know it`s just a sprain. It`s a repetitive injury for me.", "showed my fluids decreasing slightly. So doesn`t look like she`s letting me out of this bed anytime soon I have a follow up U/S next week", " I can`t. I`m on my iPod and it doesn`t have IM", " Jz local movie here. The title`s virgin 2 :p actually i feel not so good. So tired n dizzy", "its too sunny for work !!!", " broken I can`t c it" ]

[ "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "home.Going to be a warm day on top of it. Is it Friday yet?", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "is off to somewhere.", "you better come back soon! <3", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "he not getting off early?", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!", "don`t i know it, writing an exam essay this weekend myself", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "Have a happy Friday and weekend everyone .. TGIF for me is nothing", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "where has my sleep run off to??", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "thnx 4 the follow", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Can`t No money to spend.", "Homey missed da bus.", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Its payday! Yay! For all the good it does. Bills bills bills....I`m broke again already", "Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "It`s going to be a good week", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "last day of classes!!", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "All in all, a good weekend", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "It rained here too", "Has work very, very soon. Way too soon!", "Glad it`s Friday... but bummed that I am officially working Saturdays.", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Job??????? Not so much.", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Would love it but have plans", "Back to work I go....", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Waiting to go to bed. Had a great weekend", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "Right, is too glorious a day to be sat inside....must go and do something more active! Have a good day all", "I am going to work than, ill be home, and im going to look for my camera since it must be lost in my house. everyone have a wonderful day", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Up way way way to early this am....thanks _benson", "hahaha probably not sorry. We`ve got some things to do around the house...and then we have to go to Jared`s parents house", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "i have to work tonight. *M*", "my last full week of school!", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "i wish i was there too", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I think i am getting a cold", "it`s month end I`m here till 11", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'" ]

[ "went to the dmv today.....some things never change", "Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day.", "my tv is so boring", "Why did sound input for my computer stop working? It`s not the mic or jack (USB webcam mic doesn`t work either) Checked input controls.", " totally missed the chatroom. I`m so lame", "feeling the need for more advil.", "is at home with a pukey boy! Poor little baby", " p.s. sorry about ur uncle", "not a very good day at the house", "Cleaned out me Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan", "UGH! I have GOT TO STOP biting my nails grrrrr", "Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year", "spray tan = fail on legs and feet. I`ve been scrubbing them and feet look better, but they looked awful this morning Everywhere else = ok", "Ichigo has been good at Ping&pooping outside but not used to the fact he doesn`t have his sister lonely puppy", " i know... I don`t want to be left in our home by myself during the weekend..." ]

[ "just woke up. Happy Mommy`s Day to everyone`s mom and grandma!", "Hearing a surprising news about my bestfriend...where are you sis ? You have to tell me the whole story", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "is relaxing after working on Mothers Day. Oh well. A good day had. Hope you are all well", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "I also believe in some things are meant to happen.", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "cool, so if you could help make that happen, & make sure it happens at least once in houston, that`d be great. k? thanks.", "'They' being the husband or the girl?", "leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Thank you Jonathan! I am the proud mommy to a 6 yr old girl, and a 14 yr old boy!", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Every day is Mother`s Day.... Don`t wait for 1 of 365 days to come around to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her.", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "y r we giving up on people? I actually thought that way for a while too before I found someone who is very intriguing", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "is such a good big cousin as shes taking her little cousin to see hannah montana the movie next weekend", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Off to my lil sisters graduation...they grow up so quick", "HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to my Mom, and every Mom everywhere. Off for a stroll at the Beaches later--hopefully...", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "and were going to pune tomorrow", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "I miss all you OK girls. Happy Mother`s Day to all y`all.", "Happy Mother`s Day to the only mother I have on my list!", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "hope our wishes come true someday.", "wish i was going to prom!!!! oh well..going to go wish my girls good luck!! then going to good oll APPLEBEES!!! yumm", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Tat, You looks beautiful and are a heck of a mama and business woman. Dana", "midnight cry.. wish the person I wanted, wanted me right now", "i wnt there yesterday! wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3", "goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Thanks...I really do appreciate that. I know it will be the hardest thing I have ever done", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "I want to call you but it would cost to much But Maybe my parents will say okay =D", "Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day", "Mothers day isnt until the 31th here in sweden.But thnx for the pm`s", "Happy Mothers Day, Mum.. Love you lots 1 month and 11 days to go.. AND 1 month to go for ma bby love you Bash", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "_Mcfly how cool will that be she is so nice!! Bless her=] so what ya upto? Love you (L) XoxoX", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "_d you`re gonna take good care of that little baby and he`s gonna be a strong boy, that`s for sure", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "thanks! You`re the first one to wish me a happy mother`s day", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "_Cool yep here`s hoping", "yeah, not meant to be", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "need to cheer up!", "To every mom, mommy and mother, Happy Mother`s Day Hope you all do something special and fun today.", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "WH Correspondant`s Dinner Rocked! Wanda Sykes was hilarious and Obama wasn`t too bad Happy Mother`s Day to all the mom`s out there......", "Happy Mother`s Day to all to all the wonderful moms out there. -Matalatine", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "...love and wanted to share with my followers. feeling inspirational. ive had a long day.", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Happy Mother`s Day to both of yall. from me and my boys...", "--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary", "Happy Mother`s Day to ya tomorrow", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "Gossip girl & pizza on the way = thank you to my lil babe", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "_Moe well it is #stalkersaturday after all", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "Aww the little girl on Britain`s Got Talent! I actually love Ant n Dec! Oh an` Simon Cowell. ;)", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "happy mother`s dayy!!! to me andd the rest of the fabulous mommy`s out there", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "Happy Mothers Day all! Hugs and love, Zoe", "wish we could have surprised them and gone to H, but just couldn`t work it out.", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "and Em, my baby, starts kindergarten. What a crazy summer it`s going to be.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "_Hemmat she`s mad coz she purposely let you step on her foot, n thought you would give her a kiss to compensate, but you didn`t" ]

[ "It`s Hollie spelt with an `ie` not a y!! She made me cry on BGT tonight Gxx", "My student just walked in balling. She just witnessed her dog getting hit on the street. I don`t know what to do to cheer her up.", " Yeah, and that`s where everything becomes difficult and generalisations break down. Not an easy problem .", "friday.....i have nothing to do so sad", "#jonaswebcast i just missed it!!!!", "i have a yucky burn", "Oh hey, look, North Korea are going to kill us all; or at least some of us.", "Gahh ! This weather sucksss !", "In a period of exams days are for study and nights for study and sleep... no funny time...", " OHHH my bad! yes him heh heh", " Skinny dipping with work colleagues?! Maybe not. I`d never live it down with this lot!", " oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico", "****. My friend`s in such a state and I don`t know how to help him. Nothing I say seems to be helping and I wish I knew what to say", "Kimberlee Hatch!!!!!!! I miss you", " salt and vinegar, cheese and onion make your breathe smell lol ****", "hates putting in new contacts" ]

[ "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "wish it wasn`t raining", "I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "just had a gym sesh.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "http://tinyurl.com/d53dmn mcfly parody by chris moyles ****", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I`m sure you had fun though", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "_05 I know booskie. HE is everywhere I am. & U too. Thank u for the reassurance! I love u.", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "Thanks Amy! That video is so awesome! Did you see TMH? He`s amazing in that too!! Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy!!!", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "has a face mask on. hehe", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "_zulu or get up on that Michael Jackson ish. Not a bad look IMO", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Omg, I`m a murdere! I accidently just killed a spider", "That`s the song I mean", "Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place", "_News I should have gone", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "the video on myspace is so funny...u run a lot hahaha i voted", "I can`t get to bed", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "I created a monster! bwahaha! oh, and I got your baby home safe and sound.", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "Listening to the commentary track on Holiday Inn. Never thought I`d see Bing Crosby in black face, but the rest of the movie was cute", "Wish I was there!", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK", "How can you guys lived in a city (paris)where u spend you entire life in the trafficjam...grrrr ...m` not used to it anymore", "I`m such a chicken", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "maybe he could drill a hole in me? LOL OH SNAP! (sorry couldn`t resist)", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "is going out in the rain", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "I totally did go! and he was AMAZING. He`s is the reason I bought the tix. He only did 3 songs. But Blood Bank was 1.", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "voted for on CMT.com", "i have a crush on someone!", "yea I was about to call you shallow but you saved yourself by saying he makes good music", "Random has an a", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "one of them is", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High." ]

[ "oh no! :| no more celebrity ding dong for ages", "honestly i cannot figure this twitter thing out", "sitting at home being bored.......", "Yorks V Lancs on the telly. Not going too well for Yorkshire.", "In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am", "My dreams have been crushed...Spock does not like the ladies.", " I ended up not going because my left knee is killing me. I think I pushed myself too much yesterday", "I hate traffic. Dallas is nothing, but traffic!", "I`m slightly disturbed by Hollyoaks tonight. I really don`t think it`s something that should have been shown at 6.30pm...", "Obama last night: 'Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.' http://bit.ly/bGcnW", "So has anyone had that yucky new throwback pepsi and mountain dew yet? If they plan on keeping it around, I will not be drinking it!", "ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.", "Geography papers are so boring! I hate revision!", "in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !", "I WANT A GARDEN sitting inside when it`s sunny sucks.", "When r these **** exams ever gone b over and done with? i wanna b out in the sun" ]

[ "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "You missed me! lol", "ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "Wish I was there!", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "An extra night in pasadena with sergi baby cuz i `missed` my train to riverside", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "so not close enough that I could run out and get one", "another purse? Need to see photos.", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "Packing gym bag. Off to the gym in a bit. Squee! I`m my happiest whem I`m on the go.", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "stopped working on the image database awhile ago to help Greg with his term paper. Now chit chatting with Greg.", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "I miss Feb 23rd 2008 best night of my whole entire **** life. I`d rather re-live that night then win $1million.", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "Hmmm, I just realized....I didn`t have any bday cake for my birthday...boo hoo!", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "Such a beautiful day...wish my bike hadn`t been run over by a car - hit and run. #bikeTO", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", ". you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Picture or it never happened.", "I sometimes feel like the only person in the world without an iphone", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "lol what did Perez say now?? please don`t make me actually go look", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "Art History Quiz... I didn`t study", "wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "Photo: Got my prints a few days ago, ready for the NorskArt exhibition http://tumblr.com/xht1phgl3", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "I wasn`t near him.", "Riley had an alphabet fashion show today and I forgot my camera. It was so cute!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "An expense I could do without at the moment" ]

[ " Couldn`t see one, but I`m probably blind Do you have a link to it?", "Aww.. I lost 3 followers. FOLLOW ME !", "_dang my phone is still broken. just come over whenever.", "I`m Back and I see I missed Truck and Fish on ", "my stupid msn wont sign in", "Tired. Going to take a nap. My finger hurts. 143", "I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend", " omg!!!! I feel bad, .Was it good? ;", "ALO is so sad and quiet and empty tonight", "bored. tired got headache", " get better omg i still dont believe that i didn`tgot a picture with you it`s soo sad, i don`t now when i`m gonna see u again", " yeah, that does sound a bit bad man... i got **** exam week this week", "I`m a lil sad looks like nomore brooklyn 4 a while WTF ", "8:30PM... it has just hit me i have school tomorrow :O ahaha! I`ll stay on til 9 i think ****", "sooooooo NOT happy, wattching disney channel....rubbish rubbish rubbishhhhhh, didnt get my jonas 3d poster the dude wasnt there but im..", "Just updated #Tweetie and open in browser is still broken." ]

[ "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", ": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)", "My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet", "At wrk ...gtta come back tonite", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "haha, def. That song is EPIC, have fun i`m listening to new FNB", "Home. Got some nice plugs but no chipotle", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "Finally making some headway in the family room! Home is finally begining to look like it! btw dial up can go die!", "Once again I am looking for a new beard - it just fell out the window Any bright green ones this time?", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "Got back and putting in the laundry. We got in there last o well as long as its clean. #DSAA09", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "http://twitpic.com/67s14 - Saw a family of five get out of this motor home and into laundromat to clean clothes and bedding", "Movie is pretty interesting actually. Gonna finish watching it. probably seeing star trek tomorrow. <3 ZQ. lol", "Finished watching Episode 4&5 of Ruby Metaprogramming Screencasts. Lots of cool tips, great! But need to more coding practices to master.", "oh god they`re breaking down so much plaster what are they doing in there i like walls, thanks!", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "time to do some revision while listening to albums non-stop all day, again!", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Just had a great study time followed by a delicious Japanese meal with Arty! Now, trying to get back into the study mood", "gonna walk around for an hour now :I but I`m totally motivated! Wahahaha", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "just contributed to economic stimulus at Wal Mart - un expected tire replacements", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "bbq was great... just relaxing around the house! dont wanna leave my city but have to tomorrow... got to clean the house when i get back", "Cool. Cant wait for dustbin baby", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "Again working on the internet shop ... don`t think we will achieve the goal of uploading by the previously set time Will keep going", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "spending some quality time with my fender tele deluxe...true love", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "oh mann das ist super lustig du armer... macs age 2 months, battery charging NO. garantiefall...", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "laundry and loud music.... relaxing", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "Morning Lou, I Have some housework to do then im off to Church", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "_pearlman mow love mow", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "I just about clear my whole office and no sign of it next place is truck, I have yet to fully clean under back seat lol!", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "was just about to try and dl the sims 3 but realize my pc don`t meet the standard requirements i need new pc lol!!!", "_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "okay really really bored. i watched a michael jackson concert from 1992. he`s awesome and his short films r coolio too (:", "new super power camping place -> 24 hr MAC @ Springleaf Tower ...still eating my fries.", "Doggone it! I only got an hour nap in I really want some Ponderosa chicken wings!" ]

[ " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", "No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do", " I`m mo nudge you again, better watch out!", "Very sad that my camera is in the hands of the Geek Squad. 2-3 weeks!", " noo sorry my love...after that i`m going to pop about 7 zyrtec and go to sleep", "today is a busy day. exhausting!", "My student just walked in balling. She just witnessed her dog getting hit on the street. I don`t know what to do to cheer her up.", "<i>Waiting For Natie to come online I miss him", "'No offense, but your hair is bad today.' Life isn`t worth living anymore Nothing hurts quite like hair insults. *cries into pillow*", "At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined", " sorry Demi, just read post that you can attend BGT. Im sure your support for SB has helped tho a world without paps PLZZ", " this picture made me cry lol http://www.twitpic.com/671w1", "watching chicago. honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys", "Listening to maylene and wondering why cant I pull off as many cool southern metal licks as them", " Oh I`m sorry I can`t even imagine...although I know it will be reality for me soon", " awww. i wish i had a younger sis ): but i do have an older one!!! i bet your younger sis loves it JUST as much as u do!" ]

[ "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm", "is hoping that she left her bb at home and didn`t lose it on the Metro", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "Yeah, Trimet says it`s a 1hr trip, I get home at 6:30/6:45-ish, so we`d arrive just as everyone was leaving.", "me too! Yay he got in. And the other kid who cries a lot", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well xoxo", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "Did I miss the fun?", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "nah i followed them first then they followed me. i think 12-306 overnight is pretty good", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "fingers crossed for you.", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Still @ hospital, unexpected complications", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "imma miss dem KObe nd Bron commrcials wen cleveland get knocked out doe they wer funny", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "And I wanted us to leave at 12:45 to do a 1 p.m. showing (staff retreat mini)", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "Running errands with my little man. Maybe he won`t act like a 3 year old today.", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait x", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "not there but wish I were", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?" ]

[ " girl you stay inviting me but not doing a follow-up hahaha... no phone call to check up on me", "Visiting family in hospital = not fun", "Back is SORE... should not have done that jump last night", "Ahh! Members of the toasters and playing with void union! Sick! I missed and we are the union", " Red? wtf happened to dark blue + black stripes?", " who knows It makes me sad lol", "no so sad about that i`m from MALTA have you heard about it ?", "Chem final right now. Awwh mrs. Oli! Imma miss you!", "Where`s poss i miss him", "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", " Your such a riot!! You go girl!!", " i`m not proud. but os x excels at video/photo editing where the pc lags so much behind.", "Slept at my parents the bed was hard as a rock now my back feels like a rock", "My back is soooooo hurting.", "gonna have to eat something, I feel so horrid. I need a hug!", " I`ve had that 'problem' too, being charmed fast, I mean. I`ll cross my fingers for you" ]

[ "My 1st Mothers Day Tomorrow", "Playin City of Villains, wishin my buddies were playin with me.....", "YEHEY SUMMER!! so exciteeeddd.. balme it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.", "just loves having proper Inet back", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "Going to bed after beating the snot out of hubby w/ Texas hold em", "The sun has gone in!", "Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home", "Was actually done by my cousin", "everything counts what are you drinking?", "left the bases loaded...", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "You`re not singing in the rain?", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "had a funny time at neball against PLC score: 48-3. what a game.", "awesome! All deserved I`m sure. Miss the Crabs games", "So far everybody look good ! 1 more momma goat to kid this month! Hope she has them this week!!", "im such a sucker for great cottys", "- i sure hope so it was worth it for me too loveu.", "thanks, I deserve it.", "resting had a whole day of walking", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "Had a good time at Flap-a-taco with , , and", "thanks for that twitpic, sure made me laugh", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "caww that sounds good, I hope you`re right", "stellar! You 2 look great", "just got back from my grandparents suprise 60th anniversary party...it was sooooo much fun!!!", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!", "Sounds pretty cool. Great job man!", "i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "thnx 4 the follow", "i love your music especially the fight, thats a awsome song by far !", "Thats ok Yeah I had a good night thanks. Glad you did too. Hope you enjoy your BBQ", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "I like that...gonna have to re-tell", "alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked. but i had a great time anyways. it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "nah, you`re just altered forever Enjoy.", "i`m getting this assignment done", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MARK", "Chilling feeling really nice..", "yay! you should do it. just think about the animals and it`s not as hard", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "yay! your face is back", "its been clownin since it got flooded in htown in april. Got it repaired or so I thought.", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!", "it was AMAZING!!! Had the best time hope you had a good weekend too.", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "lmao! You baked non-stop? Sounds like yummy fun!", "I think I have some tea somewhere. It`s probably old though.", "i gots a summer job", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "wish i was rollin with ya", "going out for the good ol` `soak` tonight for a mothers day feed. in love more then ever", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "yay i found u!! i had a great time tonight!", "its looking like the magic", "My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?", "LoL! there u go..that`s the spirit haha", "I should have posted this for the world Pinhole day I Love this picture. http://twitpic.com/4jb4d", "No, i dont think its bad. And its very well edited, too.", "My birthday is now over.", "Uh oh! Hope nothing too damaged.", "I hope you feel better soon", "cheer up buttercup! Rain will go away and hearts always mend. I can actually bet $ on that!", "_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Licking chocolate crumbs off a Twirl wrapper like Zammo on smack", "I`d love that. And, don`t think of it as easy. Think of it as enthusiastic.", "interesting day. good overall", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "Oowweee!!! China club wuz poppin!!! Lipstic n Pumps were in full effect!", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light", "it looks like you have a lot of fun with lady gaga", "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "you can use my alotment", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "so thats how u spent ur weekend so far?", "and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*", "Going to learn the hoedown throwdown today.", "lol -catch me if u can", "ive spent a lazy day today finding some interesting people to follow its reinforced the saying... it takes all sorts of people ...", "Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion", "I`m still at the mothers day lunch at my uncles house. Having a nice time!", "CONGRATULATIONS on the test!", "You should check yourz Rayne.", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "_98 ****, that`s my favorite part...lol...ok, i`ll just keep in stock alot then", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "Alright! Party was a success! We all had fun, & now it`s over", "good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .", "you own a didgeridoo?!?!", ".... It was just alriiightt", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "Looks like they dialed it in a LOT...payed attention to all the small but important details in gameplay...still no blood tho", "It`s been interesting today... to say the least. Overall a good day", "I totally needed that sleep. need to stretch and wash though now.", "it is very cheeky one, but nice too", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!" ]

[ " He doesn`t need the shirt for that Jane...we just had to suffer another two old eps tonight", "time for tv in bed.Then spending all day catching up on studying i hate online summer classes", "http://twitpic.com/67i90 - My plans have been ruined", "No gas PLUS no money = Desperation!!! and that`s the word of the day! http://twitpic.com/66zls", "I miss so much I wish I had enough money to be with him again", "listening through the Mendeed discog once again. I still think their disbanding is a loss. #metal", "I`m bummed that I can`t wear my sweet Nike kicks to work.", "Im so angry right now .. today im not doind nothing and all my classmates yes ,i think i will stay with my friend Mr.Computer .. hope not", "Just lost Internet. And I was in a raid for 25 OS.", " Well I can`t get Cupcake because I can`t connect to T-Mobile`s network because my SIM card is corrupted", " Why I gotta be all that?... I sad now", "i have nothing to do except right a eassy due on monday D: :[ :{ ]: }:", "i`m pretty bored/tried. my mom is going to be home in an hour. is fixing to leave. aww... she`s going to texas for a month..", " It`s never too late - they just need to buck their ideas up and stop being such a bunch of stuffy old reactionaries!", "bed. with stomach ache", " i`m still thinking about that *FKC* meal I missed yesterday" ]

[ "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "my legs are soft watching a move with my mommm short day @ workk", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "i think i have a fever", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "Like your pics, Lucky Girl, again", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!", "Had the best wknd with her man and levi and sara love u guys", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!", "hope u did alright on the final", "But now it`s gone", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "ohh right; but it turned her curve into a right angle.... I just like her better curvey thanks for letting me know though!", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "http://slingalink.com/eVicE1 my daughters kindergarden !", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins", "Oowweee!!! China club wuz poppin!!! Lipstic n Pumps were in full effect!", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "hi hun!! i really loved your tutorial yday! soooo much, it was one of the best tutorials i had watched in a long time! ****", "TINK! (whatever the **** it means!!) from your JKUK girls! Show us some love! ;) ****", "Up, I slept in till 11.02 !!! Shooting a new vid today", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "Did I miss the fun?", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "i wish i was there too", "Just saw Ghost of Girlfriends Past it was actually really cute for a total chick flick. Mattew McConaughey is smexy", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "finally a pic! cya in like 16 hrs haha", "_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!", "has one more paper left", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "ROFL - me too.", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "_Heidi_V Thank you pretty lady.", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "ONE MO TIME BECUZ HASNT SEEN IT YET!!! AND SHES SOO **** COOL, ILL POST IT JUST 4 HER http://bbltwt.com/0mqko", "yeah yeah gd night then", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "On a flight home after an awesome trip with my cousin! Miss you sophia", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "The sun has gone in!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "But i dont mind the long line when theres a super cutie in front of me. Too bad he`s wearing a **** bracelet with a girls name on it", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!", "I miss all you OK girls. Happy Mother`s Day to all y`all.", "a good girl nevah tells hahahahaha! hope you had a good weekend", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "Well alright. But #dollhouse is still fricking awesome. Elisha`s performance in last weeks episode sold me there too, finally", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do CAN I DO URSSSSS!", "Enjoying time with the g/f", "spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also" ]

[ "Wow, mosquitoes in the backyard suck. So does coughing myself half to death in the middle of the night and keeping Cassidy awake too.", "_skies I want to dance with you too I haven`t really listened to that song since you left. It makes me miss you more", "still aint get my vanilla frosty yet.", "Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.", "Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all", "So its my bday weekend and **** is already headed south...might have to drive to atl tonight", "So I passed out last night in the middle of 4th quarter. I didn`t witness my Magic lose", " oh I`m sorry for that. how old was your grandpa?", "OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO", " That sucks! It`s thundering here. I`m getting ready to shut down.", " Yeah, I`m not really feeling it either. Of course, I don`t like the movie line, I wish that we were getting more Animated.", " that makes me sad for you", "To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.", "Back @ work, migraine lingering Can`t wait for the weekend!", "i cant afford it go to school here ? !!", " sorry change of plans for me :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends" ]

[ "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "Im so just heading home", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "Has an hour left of revision", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "i need to get my computer fixed", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "Going to bed...going back to Korea tomorrow", "good night! im off to sleeep!!!! 5 am good mornining! xD", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "off to bed for the night. goods night everyone", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "there`s just no air", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Im just thinking bout life. I need my bed. My fiance is in bed first", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "Battery is going to die!", "Can`t sleep. **** morning will come to soon. Have to rest! It will be a new day. A perfect day to start new changes", "Sigh... you know I am...", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "i`ve just woken up", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "Awake. Suprisingly. Couldn`t get to sleep last night so gave up and pulled an all-nighter. How are you?", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "studying for my exam tomorrow @ 2 & packin up!", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!", "I`m sleeping on the wooden couch tonight!", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "i don`t have any of that", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "fo sho, im down", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "night honey..see ya tomorrow", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "its probable bed time. hugs and kisses <33", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "time for bed up in 6 hours", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "just that you`re not here...", "Type cold in my room", "I want to party down!", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Off to bed .. Nighty night everyone", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later" ]

[ "i would slip and fall... on the dirty school bathroom floor. fml.", " im sorry. i dont wanna cuz of how u act. u just turn right around and ignore me and all that", "Why are CDs in HMV so overpriced? �12.99 for ? I hate having no money", " Who doesn`t know who The Supervillians are Fails. I saw you both in January at The Warfield in SF. LEGIT SHOW FOR SURE.", " Aww I feel bad for the lil ****. He look like he know what`s coming", " My iPod headphones have gone kaput. Wanted to buy new ones. Should I buy some Bose instead then? Do they work with Apple?", "Got pulled over by a cop, got a warning", "ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest", " Yeah, I`ll probably `stop` when ALL of my stories are completely finished. That won`t be for a while though. Wide awake.", " wasn`t much of a debate", " Exactly! Silent treatment is a great torture method", "Babysitting in the sun and heat. I`m getting lots of freckles", "With bff _chrissy22 glad she got that dog out of here lol my stomatch hurts", "I think I should hire one of those tranlsators.. because no one ever understands me....", " I don`t think will want to come back (guys read your dms)", " i just went to find that unity girl on bebo, i cant find her! i fail at bebo stalking" ]

[ "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Agreed! Though Eclipse apps hinder collecting the heap dump by catching OOME. Had to muck about in JConsole", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "Glad to hear the weather`s nice. It`s rained just about every day for the last five days. Not fun for exploring", "'The truth is hiding in your eyes' Paramore � Decode ? http://blip.fm/~5ytke", "should have started working on this lecture MUCH earlier using tag clouds from google news to explain basics of content analysis...", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "Or maybe its just us ....", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "OK, a few days old, but I love `s diagram of the mainstream adoption curve http://is.gd/ufIg . 'Everyone is doing it' ... !", "Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "@ ginniejean there`s a lot of mojo all over the place... yes.", "Now I need to change my monitor", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "it`s Mothers Day today", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "following `cause ordered it", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Yeah prbly pickin up songs for SingStar. Haven`t checked the last few store updates. And dunno that Cranberries song.", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "retweet please awesome kawaii, anime and cosplay items: http://bit.ly/cUjXg", "Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "i`m having tuna & noodles thing, smashed potato cakes &......? Winksy says hi.", "lohang: is listening to music. really happy about !librefm #audacious combination here`s my profile http://is.. http://tinyurl.com/r5o3zj", "You don`t get them anymore?", "Yeah, I made the python conversion script for the Provider`s extranet in 1 day (3 expected). A way to promote #python at #jcdecaux", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "_peter let`s smoke and watched dazed and confused. that`s a perfect pizza movie too", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Why am I completing facebook quizzes at this time of the morning... especially a friday morning", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "loves John Mayer`s updates. And modeling in the hot sun... and being sweaty... jk. But seriously...", "wish it wasn`t raining", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "About to clock into work", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Currently brushing up on the art and science of selecting good domain names (after having 550 domains the year before with poor results)", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "And it`s starting to get cold", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "twitter tends to do that to us", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "Going to revise for physics.", "So full from a great lunch and now stuck in traffic", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?", "My throat is on fire", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "I uploaded my random fandom trailer to youtube, check it out in here. It`s also in HD http://tinyurl.com/d5oyfl", "It`s a program that shows all Twitter and Facebook status updates all in one.. it`s alright, but yeah probably won`t use it often", "Craziier are off of msn!", "Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour, please?", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Ah this is getting to me", "false alarm on the house", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Is Google Maps not working for anyone else?", "Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "feels great after solving a minor but long term problem with 3ds max just now! Maybe I should try animating the avatar after all? xD" ]

[ "I think Ive buggered up my mobile ack. I am a stubborn **** and refuse to get a new one.", "Nearly fell asleep, but was jolted out of bed by a massive panic attack and now I`m not sure if I can sleep at all.", "I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys ESOTSM;", " i am jealous of your mom talking to . i want to see you all our twittering is making me miss you", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating", "really hates delayed trains especially 44 minute delayed trains. Now going to be late for work", "doing my english essay (on r&j...wtf) that i should have done a long time ago when it was assigned last thursday", " not really sure. need to deposit and save some money", "Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once", "Such a headache It`s killen me!", "Holy ****...Sharapova is taking a beating from an unseeded qualifier...ok, o back to doubles!", "I just really want to sleep butmy eyes won`t let me", "So my life has come down to nothing more then making choices ill only regret later", "one of my cat`s is sick", "Watching Dr. Phil`s special on same-**** marriage. It`s sad how ignorant some people are", "Watching maxium 100. Why can`t I look beautiful like those girls." ]

[ "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "Signup for Dojo workshop in Munich (http://tinyurl.com/ct83ub ) ends today. Hurry up", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "_ Lmao I know!! They have two days off. Good thing for them", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Take that back on the cast...one dropped last night!", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "_Adel they didn`t reply yet.. wait till they confirm.. in case somebody might have translated it already..", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "bye for now people .", "Off from work now!", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "getting rained out @ the devon horse show. *head desk*", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "**** it, the guys aren`t at #comet09 I hope they win though", "Is at work.... boo! The Pin-Ups will be playing at Uncommon Ground Wednesday night at 9 p.m.! (1401 W. Devon Ave., Chicago 60660", "Why didn`t my favorite spotters last tweet go to my phone", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "it was only announced in the last few days. Due to cancer I think", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "your vid wont play x", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "im not at litle oven tonight", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "just got back from school. SHEMMS!! Summer class has been officially ended. http://plurk.com/p/wxsgy", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "rt #barcampbkk3 for entertainment at night, bring your favourite mp3s .. there should be a way we can enjoy music together", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "did I miss something??", "Omg, someone just left me a voicemail at work ffs let me have a day off", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.", "I just slept that entire flight, and woke up to the fact that the girl beside me had been watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!", "haha! sorry to hear that", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "_News I should have gone", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Played the Eclectricity Festival @ The Custard Factory last night was an UNREAL atmos right till the end! Glad i played last set", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "NOOOOO! serena and darrian don`t remember each other, and i`ve been waiting all day to see them confess their love", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "As it turns out I do NOT get to go see The Decemberists...", "Aight, pau au`au... Heading to the Blaisdell Arena for the Ladies of the 80`s concert!!! CheeHee... Awwrrite!!!", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "- Have you dissapeared to go on the Ellen Show?", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "Good morning nyc! If I weren`t broke, I would have landed there yesterday afternoon.", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "My picture won`t update.", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "Oh no she stopped!", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "MCFLY?!! Aren`t they the best band ever? I wish I were there to watch the concert. Singapore isn`t a place they`d tour.", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can`t wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq" ]

[ "i feel extremely depressed right now.", "BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!", " guess I missed out on more than beer and a good time", " haha yea, i just feel like its being taken the wrong direction, used to be a cool place, now its a mess", "omg i am in so much pain ouchies", " Yeah The entire time I was all *swoon* b/c of his eyes..... *swoons thinking about it*", "everyone has left me and gone to bed", " ) I can relate to the frustration.I ruined my wp blog many times during updates.They warn you a few times.'back the ^$!@# up'", " Sadly, I can`t view that site due to region restrictions", "Hangin with the fam! My head is hurtin", "Watching NHL playoff Game1 tomorrow night if anyone is interested, and I know that none of you are.", "_Kimbalicious you can have the milk i have, i only have that here to drink i think thats whats making me feel sick", "I wanted to see the story on ACORN tonight on Glen Beck but I missed it", " to be fair, she was asking about mktg cd`s, etc, but I suggested more and she never even emailed back.", "Working late at night on a Dell notebook, Dell`s quality has gone down hill, warrenty service sucks too, poor people buy a Mac instead", "Sad! Casue everyone is going their seperate ways! Never going to see my friends again!" ]

[ "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "I`m going to obu for the night.", "all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "we`re gonna miss you. dont worry, there will be more for sure!", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "I no he`s the same friend that went with my bf to something at t... Read More: http://is.gd/JmjB", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "cool its my P", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "_WOCKEEZ I wanna go! But I won`t be there I`m sure that the show will be great!!", "_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day", "I GOT IT! i hope i get off of work in time for UP want my job?", "see u bye see u! i love the hot30", "just got out of prom, it was fun off too after prom text me", "is really really ready!", "You are an early bird too I see?!?!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "im still waitin for my girl to come home...i wanna go shopping", "I`m so getting the cold", "ya`ll going out without me", "I was gonna text u and ask what puff meant!!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "Seeing `Love at the Club` actually made me", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "I just wanna be better already", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "Having dinner with my grandma since I couldn`t be with my mum.", "I`m not sure. Btw, YAY FOR WICKED TICKETS! That`s awesome! When are you going?", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night", "The bus is rolling along faster than expected. I might make it home by 6:15. Maybe.", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "OK David, talk later Have a great dayyyy ay ay ay ay", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "2 days of this month left, and I only have 400MB left on my onpeak downloads.", "Its so nice i ahd to work today", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "I`m doing an experiement", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!", "it`s 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night", "I is goin to bed now", "not for too long I hope x", "Hey had some fun with friends !!!!!Now cleaning", "just get back home. the first exam was too long no time to finish it ...", "me too... it goes to my phone so all night long sometimes my phone is blowing up... so nice to wake up to!", "say hi to Kimba for me", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!", "Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "I am going to work than, ill be home, and im going to look for my camera since it must be lost in my house. everyone have a wonderful day", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "yup! way to **** early and I`m already at work", "Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then", "for nearly a month!! So exciting", "I need one too.", "_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time", "Actually, by the time i get there, the train would have arrived...", "One`s gone to my husband who`s going alone Other I might just leave at box office under a random name for anyone...", "You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?", "Well best of luck", "The sweety sat on the table this morning...Just woke up! Very sweet! Oh...btw...I think i`ll be home around 7 pm!!! ****", "Algebra test in three hours!", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "wow is a good idea... but the b-day was yesterday and I already took him a present! Thank you anyway!!!", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "he`s back! meeting him in 40 mins", "Law week is gonna go the **** off SO EXCITED", "Cant wait to do some of those things", "LMAO... just saw this. That sounds HELLA good. I have a hair appt at 7", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "buy me a taco! haha. i don`t want to stand in line", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "I need a bear hug and Im going to camp today!!", "I *really* want to go to the concert tomorrow!!", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "My throat is on fire", "tom is not with u! hahahahahahhah he`s with my bff", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "I`m hungry wife is at a Bodyshop Party and is bringing a takeaway home with her - how much longer will the party go on?", "Weather is lovely, I`m headed home via supermarket. Planning to spend some quality time knitting tonight.", "starting to pack stuff up", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "I think im becoming obsessed with MGMT- kids <3", "getting my phone back this week yeeeewww", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "Taping at Cox then picking up starbucks for the office bc I am so nice", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "im going to my inlaws tonight. hopefully my new niece will be there! who needs kids when my inlaws have them all for me!", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "how abt we wait til summer, and do this at ur place...ima need somewhere to stay anyways", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "is about to go duster shoppping in greenhills with my Mom for Balikbayans" ]

[ " I need a hug I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(", "At work sick but I`m ok to the mall!", "outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night. haha", " I`ma say you should smudge yourself before I start calling people given the malicious action we pulled the other night", "I also concede to my first Twitter grammar fail.", " boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!", " I know I think I`m like dieing!", "it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest'", "Stupid sun i actually have to work now", "Just got home from work.. My feet are killing me", " I`m bad with understanding there things! You should know this!", "there`s nothing worse than getting a text about a dog that was abandoned in your town", "I miss my mom.. 'May angels lead you in'", "sleeping... would`ve been home sooner but we accidentally killed bambi on the way home", " thats pretty bad quality and probably the worst pic u posted till date", " wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me" ]

[ "Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in ****", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "i know! i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "the times they are a changing", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.", "**** @-) That`s a lot of messages from him @-) HOW SWEET. :'> And yeah, sayang", "Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "Time for a clean up.", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "Done studying bout the earth", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "_uppercut that was such an `old man` thing to say", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "WGN in Chicago used to be the calm airing of ideas, but in the last 30 days they changed the programing to sound-bite shouting", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "trying to figure it out", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "@ the Eldorado house, goodbye Aliante house. *Memories made, memories fade!", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Munch away, my dear Watson, Munch away", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant", "He didnt leave a voicemail.. -121908inlove(:", "I was talking with my best friend �ureo about i-phones, Rio de Janeiro, and valentines day in Brazil. He has a girlfriend and I�m not", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "ooohhh. I understand. I never get sick of her so im on your moms side I guess your dad just likes what he likes....lol", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Gain an instant follower, just use the #**** tag in a tweet. WTF? Lesson learned, Summer of Todd to get a new *official* tag.", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj", "thanks babe. I guess I will find the right person one day, til then I`m better off alone", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "Demoing with Gary burr!!! So excited to get some 'girls' music on tape!! Missing Tayla", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "(blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "You guys didn`t call or come over Did we do something?! Def. give us a call tomorrow and hang out with us chick!!", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "oh no!! don`t be horrible lol no but she was a better singer even if she didn`t cry... don`t u think? she made me cry haha!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "When you think about it, the way God works in tremendously, amazing -- He made it possible for me to get my card holder that I lost back.", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "Excuse me ms.gomez who said you could leave", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "what`s going on ?", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "I sent you a message.", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "I don`t mind him not paying rent. I`m just over the moon at the idea of him moving out at least 12 years early" ]

[ " there wasn`t enough room for me...", "_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again", "Doing my fieldwork databook. Slept awkwardly. Bones all sore.", "gah. how am i supposed to study when all i do is sneeze and get even more tired.", "This song is a slap on you face!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jib6", " oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me", "**** - Apple store is down for updates... what`s coming, I wonder?", " i am jealous of your mom talking to . i want to see you all our twittering is making me miss you", "oh i hate the rain... and septa... and leaving my dog", "is sad she is going to miss the Dream Team party... but i didnt RSVP in time.", " i sorry sweetpea... almost over with!", "now the pic wont load up on twitter", " I cant stand summer fever (for me) and when the weather gets really humid lol", " sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.", "Sadness The top horde guild that I liked disbanded.", " Sorry RB is on PS3 for me" ]

[ "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "- Try this one", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "oh nos, what happened", "i hope you feel better", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "Need to sleep but can`t", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "hope yer ok hunny", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "it can only get better.", ".... It was just alriiightt", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "Absolutely! When we hit bottom there is only one way to go.", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "I think i am getting a cold", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "what`s going on ?", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "got a super cold!", "ah yes, I know that feeling", "Almost lost my phone.", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "dw you never will ****", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "yeah, it`s terrible cockatoos are the hardest to live with, so emotional. good thing he found you, though!!", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "i`m a bum today", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "yooo! Its rainin dumb hard out.", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "OMG, POOR Jack. That happened to `s dog one time. Hope he gets better soon.", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "today is going to be a long day", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "just bad good leader and delegate it", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "hope he is ok!", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "I can`t get to bed", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off." ]

[ " this is sounding like the worst lurgy ever - the one that just won`t go away .. ...are you ready for end-of-rope action yet??", " i honestly hope the theatre gets hit by a meteor before you get there", "Stuck in an office, red hot", " please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?", "selling my drumset sad day", "Had Sbarro for dinner and Krispy Kreme for dessert. Mmmmm! But so not very healthy.", "Missed the WBC counterprotests. But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!", "Life Just Isn`t Fair > And I Feel", " hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it`s really hard!", "From twitterberry moved to ubertwitter - suffered from BB cache errors", " will have to wait on the recipe at Simply Recipes. Sorries!", " i felt so sorry for her. some people are being really harsh about her cos she was given a 2nd chance", "home from work today.....son is sick", "I hate traffic. Dallas is nothing, but traffic!", " gosh! i hate it. my school will start in monday too. and my classes will start 6.00 and end at 12.00 i`ll never had a chance", "If someone in the family died you would of heard about it. Duhhhhhh. . ." ]

[ "switch to something else then", "you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "just wanted to say hello", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "'My problem isn`t that I miss you... `cause I don`t'", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "Oh no she stopped!", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Yeah, I wanted to say this, that there`s a @ yourname section. A bit tricky way to find your replies, tho.", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "I`m glad that all got cleared up. I lah you! Idk why Linda hates me though..", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "_c Oh yeah. Point taken", "_andersen thank you Eric! glad u appreciate that!", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "#amtarot Thank you so much!", "The fever`s gone ... Thanks Jen!", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "so glad i`m not at uni anymore", "Hey lovely.. hope you had a good day Thanks for an awsome night and teaching me how to put together a tie...hahaha", "thank for Thinking of us and caring", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "been there, done that", "i thought ur account was fake. but, it`s true, sorry david!", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "_louise bless ya... I know that feeling all too well!", "i tried to help", ": no i`m not going.", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?", "!!!! glad you`re alright!", "Thanks for the support", "Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Thanks, that was gonna be my next tweet...You the man Figuratively speaking", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "_ oh i read that", "i`ve not had a reply on my topic yet lolz welll its not somethin you could reply too but yanno ;)", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "That`s okay... I didn`t want to watch shelby anyway!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "aww dont cry ashley", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "At least you made it", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "aw. nick got his heart broken. poor baby. i love you!", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "ha ha thank you!", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "oh ok I guess next time then!", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "Borat was so less **** http://bit.ly/iZkab", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan", "Thanks For The Follow.", "Well, good luck then.", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "Totally agree, she wasn`t even as good as the judges said wither! Just said it to make her feel better", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt." ]

[ "uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly", " I am not a ****! damnit! [sending you an e-mail right now btw]", "Listing to a sad song so i am sad too", " You did know, you just couldn`t remember!!", " Aw it says the pic doesn`t exist anymore", "ohhhh, how sad...I didn�t get it!", "So sad you didn`t day Hello to me ", " ugh something is wrong, suddenly I feel extremely flushed and shaky and I broke out in a sweat. Idk what`s wrong.", "i have no swine flu! because of the temperature screening here i feel like a criminal with my cold.", "is now going to see his very ill uncle on saturday and the night at his house as even more bad news has come up", "sorry , i chili cheese dogged without you", "got 1 after school detention. 2 lunch times and if i dont go to them. i will get 2 more after schools", "ftsk (L) haven`t listened to them in a while. so **** pissed off my with so called `friends`, can`t wait to leave this **** school", "Meeting up with Karen and the boys for some drinks at The Dock!!! All I wanna do is drink though.. **** it like Andrea said! Haha", "seriously my parents are non stop minniapolis, newport for a week, and now this weekend in San Diego i miss them ", "BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!" ]

[ "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Just realized all his fantastic nerdfriends no longer live in Rochester", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "As it turns out I do NOT get to go see The Decemberists...", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "my phone is dead and my charger is miles away.. _S_R i`ll talk to you in august", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "Finishing up my last Friday at Olive Crest", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "; Another friday night cancel. probably movies with just Ashley.", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "off to bed, night every onee", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "All alone at home.....", "I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying.", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Just got home, no rosie surprise of smiles hugs & kisses waiting for me.", "_News I should have gone", "Graduation tonight I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "i hope to, no promises they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "'My problem isn`t that I miss you... `cause I don`t'", "Not feeling it 2day, just left the glasses on peace and unity.", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "fo sho, im down", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "alright, so day was going well, but got home, and all my potato salad was gone", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "Listening 2 music @ home all alone lol who wants 2 come over & hang with me LOL!!", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "why nobody write with me ? !", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "he`s retiring from the tonight show im so bummed. he was awesome ha. AND CONGRATS MY DEAR", "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "is at school. its her last day. of high school. ever. ever. ever.", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "I`m going to school...JOY! :/ 7:20 am! I`ve got to go! BYE!", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "hanging out at school... last day for seniors" ]

[ "Dang you internet. . . Its been down all night. . .", " ooow those look painful, poor bb", "Aww i used to do that when i was little, not so much now ;) haa. Lazy shiit.", " Sorry we couldn`t get the projector working with the windoze laptop but a ton of people came up afterwards and saw it live", " broken I can`t c it", " hi I`m ok still not feeling great", " you said you **** up your nose!", "On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit", " hmm sorry, I went mia there", " Awww, *hugs* I wish I could help.", " i found out that there`s sushi with fake crab meat and it`s not good for you", " I know how you feel. My head is getting stuffier and stuffier, and it is not fun.", "_girl - Bummer...mail came but package didn`t", " it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist", "_normal Shucks! Sorry! Sometimes I get wrapped up in FB and forget to check how you doin`?", "i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good." ]

[ "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Aww thanks jon that`s very thoughtful...u know how to make the ladies feel special", "aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "getting ready for my first day at my new job", "just relax like it is or translated to swedish too? Just got to take a look at my next comment", "whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "you shouldnt have to reset more than once if it doesn`t work right the first time, something is up", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "I realised when I got home that I left mine in your fridge - you`re welcome to have it if you like.", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "Going to see my grandad today <3", "im seeing the hannah montana movie again today", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "hahaha thanks for clearing up the", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "Wishes she had a pool", "ooh good then Thank you for the heads up bro", "My mom said I eat a lot", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "did you google it too? or maybe you actually knew the answer lol ps put uo the pics already from last night im getting anxious", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "Okay, as long as you`re all right.", "morning how are you?", ": haha i know it was super easy too. i sat at the toy counter and gave kids what little toy they wanted with they`re tickets.", "did you get my text?", "I told ya`ll I am a good girl. You can see my halo and everything", "Well, I effed the iphone. It was nice knowing you", "My son`s first tooth came out but he left it at school", "Hey, it`s good to see you here! Will now follow you. Would be nice to have a photo!", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Not sure yet... they said we`ll see", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "dude i read that wrong! Haha well good good. Thanks. but now I agree.", "Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.", "I`m glad you`ve been having fun babe", "i`ve just woken up", "MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!", "SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL", ": AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?", "it took me months to understand your avatar", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!", "Ahhhh \\you are soo smart Thanks for this schooling of thoughts Have you taught before?", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "**** lol....where u headed to?", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "shes so cute when shes sleepy", "Just dropped my sistah off @ lax. #fb", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "thank you for the re-tweet", "just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh", "i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "hanging out with my babyy", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "i`m both. But more girl than guy.", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "is new to twitter.... needs some studying here", "Checked if there`s a new comment on friendster!", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "hi beautiful! How`s it going?", "hey i know ya dont know me but i wanted to say yopu have helped me a lot i was over in iraq and i wanted to thank you", "Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "looks like your having fun", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "@_IANNE I`m at the terrance middle by the left side center. I see u", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "is drawing a picture for her bubba", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "comes home in two days", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "My 1st Mothers Day Tomorrow", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "are you not well?", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "Oh I believe you... sooo thinks she belongs elsewhere, I say I dont think so...", "Chick at coles hit on me. Haha Ran into cousin", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "demi, just say hi to me and it`s enough. just replay to me please love you so much!!!", "She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.", "im a lady and ladies don`t move couches. they direct where the couches go", "got a super cold!", "Going to bed after a great night with a friend glad to know she has the same feelings about classes as someone else", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "glad u liked post looking at the back end now...the sub 2 your blog is automatic. send url and i`ll verify.", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?", "i think i been followin u 4 bout a week so yea kinda" ]

[ "OMG... I just learned that the little girl who played Ducky in the very first Land Before Time movie was murdered at the age of 10. WTF?", "i have no swine flu! because of the temperature screening here i feel like a criminal with my cold.", "unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025", "suffering benadryl hangover this morning and a killer headache.... ugh!", " Miss you my dear", " yea, feel like im bein ignored", "confused on why and how people pose as others on twitter. I mean they really do their homework on peoples lives to imitate them. it`s sad", "I cut my thumb on a broken coffee pot.", " ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here.", "Not to mention hw fat ima get frm wrk n here.", "Moving office tomorrow after 3 years at this one, its a sad day", "I wanna longboard but it`s raining ughhhhhh", "Truly sad... My cheap little camcorder just shot craps.....", "Poor dead Josh. http://bit.ly/JKpHn Please leave your messages of condolences there. #boy #rip", "I`m gettin ready for my trip back to MA... I don`t wanna leave!", " is there anyway you could forgive me?" ]

[ "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha", "_langley Hi guys! Guess who has Twitter on her phone now? Me!", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "I think I left my conference feedback sheet in my bag. Oops. Just say Excellent for everything Found out about it from you", "This is Really Cool put in a topic and its a twitter show...If your a tweeter twittering twit u got to luv this http://bit.ly/a0nw", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "Yay me! I did good on my com final I needa step up next semester forsure tho. No more distractions.", "I just got a twitter account", "haha yeah it was", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "That`s awesome man. ****, I should of sent you an affiliate link. lol. oh well.", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "Went to see hannah montana movie on saturday loved it .... still cant work twitter out though", "... Yes. That`s what I said.", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show", "I love you, though!", "Huh. I`ll have to try that (for no other reason then just to try it", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "how do you twitter?", "http://twitpic.com/4w9w6 - lol you sure love that sushi. you`ve tweeted many pictures of it.", "its cuz you love me. dont make me sad", "yeah, not meant to be", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "nope don`t think I will. Thnx for asking lol I will be fine", "G`night Twitterverse! Thanks for keeping me entertained!!", "haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "_kearley That`s Twitter for you.", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "Brilliant Thanks! Not sure what brownie points will get you though!", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Finally came around to shorten my Twitter username from to . If you follow me - no need to change anything.", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "I said hi to u", "hope the presentation went well today?! tweet me if yr on campus tomorrow - I`ll be around from lunch time onwards", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Dang! Of course, I`m just jealous `cuz I didn`t think of it first", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.", "In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "...love and wanted to share with my followers. feeling inspirational. ive had a long day.", "thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "perhaps she will start including #magic in all of her tweets now too. BTW... you didn`t write #magic in ur tweet to me.", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "She lives! You were so Twitter quiet after the race. Recovering or celebrating? ps. #20 Fem. in your 1st marathon Wow!", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "I feel better today.", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "You missed me! lol", "no problem! i think it`s a great thing to reflect on.", "Thank you. I needed that", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Homey missed da bus.", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "hey twitter! i`m back online!", "are you not well?", "she said no not to nite x", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Thank you so much for the Retweet x", "I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "I didn`t see this until after", "You forgot moi #twpp", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "look who I found just for you ---> http://twitter.com/DJT2009", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "lol what did Perez say now?? please don`t make me actually go look", "http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Yeah, I only drank a little bit anyways. It definitely was the show and not the drink!!", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "sup guys, just downloaded tweetdeck, gettin a move on right now : D tweet me some nice clothes sits or summat x", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "did not understand anything you said", "No 10th 2 months=]", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it" ]

[ " yeahh, yeah its the hifi lol. grr dads being a pain, he said if i dont find anyone to go with i cant go :@", "dammit. I need new cupcake tins", "Stupid hand. Have A2 and flop nut low and top pair. But guy had also out low and out flush. Quartered. at 5900.", "http://twitpic.com/66ydb - I made sure you got credit at the end of the book...I`m sure I forgot people though.", "stranded @ delhi Airport flight delayed", "Jesus...I`m being SLAMMED via DM`s from the Papaya lobbyists. OK. Holy ****: Mangosteen, Durian or Papaya...or cybersecurity on a stick.", " So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl", "SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER NO MORE TEST OR WORK YES!!!!!!! But im gunna miss alot of ppl", "my knees are sore after physio", "_**** cheer up lizzi there will b another foh hero concert but still i suppose we can b upset xoxoxo", "Oh no! I just read they are going to do a remake of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Stop it hollywood-just stop!", "_hand Oops! I completely forgot!", " omg!!!! I feel bad, .Was it good? ;", "HollowbabesHere comes the utter shite #bgt <I completely agree", "Prom is so over rated!! Irritated... Going to bed goodnight", "How I wish I get at least 2 days-off in a row. 1 day off is not enough to rest. 3 days on, 1 day off, 4 days on, 1 day off...Ugh!!!" ]

[ "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "about to go to sleep", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "I`m getting back into again", "I have to pee.", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Chinese Lunch Buffet: $4.50 - Add a soda $1.25 - Noticing the Health Inspection score of 81 as I walk out with my bag, Priceless .....", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3", "_rey Nah you do it really gradually with PTFE tape. so goes up 0.1 mm at a time. Ive been doing it for years, I love it! x", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "http://twitpic.com/4vp3x - *swoon* Nick looks so cute when he is serious *faints*", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "wut do i do now????", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "i`ve heard Basment Jaxx`s new song 'Raindrops'...that`s fantastic!!! and makes me dancing i can`t wait Fuji Rock Festival...", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "rock week i don`t think danny`s gonna go home this week he`s never been in the bottom three.. and he`s a really good singer", "yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "can i have itL", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "_raven oh, I`m skeptical too. I just think it`s the best thing he could have said under the circumstances", "Alternate name for a 'Bacon Mary'... A 'Bloody Piggy!' ;) (I have to give my boyfriend credit for that idea!)", "I hope your mom is ok?", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "About to embark on a large tour of bars for a project. Hopefully I won`t die from alcohol poisoning", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "when i fell on my **** today i ripped my blue volcom boxers", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "Just Saw Confessions Of A Shopoholic...Totally fell in love with Hugh Dancy`s accent!! :3 Need $20.00 for tomorrow, new top i want!!", "yea I was about to call you shallow but you saved yourself by saying he makes good music", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "Duncan finally got his orders... leaves for Iraq in September. Open invite to stay with me anytime during the year he`ll be gone", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "had a good day but im now skint again", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "i have a crush on someone!", "_ Truetrue But he`s not! xD", "missing him so much. why does he have to work can`t he just spend time with me and get paid for that lol", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!", "Really really cant sleep x", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! New SUPERNATURAL starts tonight! New Sam and Dean! Oh My god! can`t breathe! <3 <3", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "are you not well?", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen" ]

[ "I`m so very tired...and have insomnia.", "I have a broken wrist", ": I saw US Postal was hiring, but once I was done filling out the pre-application thingy it didn`t show me jobs open in the area.", " that`s bad as it affects all the languages that run on the JVM. Too bad!", " from your fevered imagination, my son", "has plopped TWICE! TWICE! http://plurk.com/p/svs0y", "Isnt looking forward to going back to work. 3 days off isnt long enough", "is feeling rather lonely and broke...oh wait...I am lonely and broke.", " ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here.", " please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?", "I feel like crying! One of my diamond earrings fell out my ear bc it was loose and I can`t find it. I`ve had them forever", " You burned yourself too??? So did ! ohh no... xoxo", "Bloody servers are down at work for at least 3 hours. Want to go home now!", "i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.", "Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.", " me too she better be back soon! dude, this is my typical bedtime. but look who is talking! what are YOU doing up so late?" ]

[ "Beatrice?? I don`t remember his guide", "ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Good Morning! It`s been a while since I`ve 'talked' to you - Keep up the awesome tweets.", "Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "i loudly said something & my coworker replied 'i dont know brian klemm! But even I love brian klemm!' ( _0_Tronic )", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Did I miss the fun?", "hmmm no but I am member of knitterati.com.au what is ravelry offer?", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Hi to you too.", "'Brides a la mode' pow wow first thing this morning This past weekend`s lovely wedding fresh in my mind... pics soon!", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "cause i wasn`t there!", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "went on a ride to tortilla flats this morning with , a little warm, but a nice ride none the less", "Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!! Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!", "This weekend I started a 'Healthy Lifeestyle' - not Diet! Let`s see how it goes - will keep ya posted on my progress.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "say a hi to me tom please please", "Belated kay Tita. Wow! 2 prizes in a day! Congrats!", "Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?", "Hello May you have a great day", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "Just listened to condre scr and got an invitation to watch their live concert on June 20th in Munich http://bit.ly/DAXA0 #postrock", "i don`t know !!", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "Hahahaha! It`s not horrible, if others were singing with I`m sure it could work. I wish I could afford my own drum set", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "morning michelle how`s the oatmeal ?", "actually just woke up, going to attempt to see 17 again with Natalyy", "Good Morning, good wakeup music", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "made breakfast today......Happy mother`s day ..", "excited to see 'UP' for Logan`s Birthday in 2 weeks. Sad he wont have a party bc he doesn`t know any kids, tho.", "heyy dude, yuup thats it really hows your monday? x", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "i had walkathon this morning. and i`m among the first who arrived at the finishing line!", "says good morning everyone! Once again, a happy mother`s day to all the mothers out there! I hope you all h... http://plurk.com/p/stq3f", "its Monday and all is good", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "My lucky lucky friend is at a nickleback concert atm i wish i was there", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "_Manford Awww thats such a lovely thing for u to say to me are u doing any in manchester? x", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "Woke up dreaming I met my Hero; Author Anne Rice & her son, author Christopher Rice. I was in such euphoria. Perhaps I would someday.", "oooh...I wish I could`ve gone there today, too! I know Zach was looking forward to it.", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow", "Oh is that time for real?", "Happy Birthday! What`s better than getting birthday greetings from strangers? Very little, that`s what! (I kid!) <3", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "thx 4 following r y a band? What kind of genre that y play? Nice to meet all of y", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...", "3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Thanks to good friends for coming out, hanging out and being our ears out there, you know who you are", "tell zach & jer I said happy birthday! they seem like cool brothers, youre lucky haha", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning", "If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "Planning to run riot in Luton today! BA HAA! Not reeeally where`s the library in this (****) town though?", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "last day of classes!!", "_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up", "tea... Mmmm crispy but no cake Have headphones!", "_ritz thnx sweetie how r u this evening? xo", "Haha! Thanks! It`s the inane grin from grading. Some students have been really fascinating this semester", "heyy. how are you?", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "GOOD MORNING TWEETER WORLD!", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "Or a wonderful talking alarm call from I-Phone or Bed side Alarm call! I can just imagine the wake up messages lol", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "About 60 again todayy yayy!!!", "Thanks very much for the #ff ! My only one today", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "Good Morning Everyone. !.!. Time for work", "was jst out there wednesday", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "G`day Thanx for following." ]

[ " 'And I`m packing your ANGRY eyes, just incase'", " got my hair rebonded at some korean place. dude! my hair is f`in fried! cut 5' already ... now just chopping it off!!!", "i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.", "Computer is packed away. There goes my life. Right into a cardboard box.", " have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it", "Ugh, I hate 90 degree weather", "got an ear infection...man that **** hurts!", "Arghhhhhhhhh... i can`t keep up with these TwitterBones peeps", "So, I`m at the point now that it has become apparent that having a degree means jack ****.", " omgggggggggg, cant belive it! what had happened to it friend? do you know where did you missed it? thats not nice!!", "This song is a slap on you face!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jib6", " ohhh baby!!! PDGG! ahh! im missing it! ahhh hehaheahaaaa", "I need to get in a good, hard workout today after work, I feel like I`ve been slacking! No good", "Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr", "twitter wont change anything TWITTER, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!", "please do not let me get obsessed, whatever or whoever is in charge of my actions you`ve been doing such a bad job lately" ]

[ "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "I want to party down!", "The heat is here!!!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "i`ve been eating cheetos all morning..", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "there`s only one more cherry dr. pepper left in the fridge...thank God. im addicted to that stuff but it does sad things to my skin.", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "I`m not going to lie, I`m loving the Ace of Cakes wooop! LOST!", "I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon Yummy!", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "With Aubrey at pearl!!!", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "While im stuck INSIDE in Elk Grove Village working all day Someone should enjoy it!", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "thats my moan for the day", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "i really needa find more stastics", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "At t.g.i fridays With some of my favorite people ever.. We made a reservation for 20 and we have like 50 people here. Hahah", "Its relaxing time..a movie and some treats", "its almost your birthday!!", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "not the best way to start your day", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "I wanna feel my chin", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Is going to attempt to cook chunky beef & mushroom pie tonight mmm, i`m hungry already!", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "craving a king sized snickers", "UMMMNNN ummmnnn good thanks for letting me know earlier... I ate already", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time", "I have no Minstrels I might have to grab some from the petrol station before I head back to work. They are delicious!", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "oww...just bit my tongue", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Special chocr makin rounds @ Gourds show", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "what`s going on ?", "i wanted to go for my birthday...", "day started off bad but got better", "was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend", "So confused about what to do?", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "I sawn it three times", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "oooh sounds yummy. If you get a chance to take some pics please add them to the website as we don`t have many pies on there", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "@_anh Hmm, tasty! Going to have curry rice with peas probably. ;)", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "going out for the good ol` `soak` tonight for a mothers day feed. in love more then ever", "I`m getting back into again", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "ohhh wowwww no good", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Ginger biscuits rule !!! (by the way, I urgently need weight scales )", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "Ah wokking was great. You could eat as much ice cream as you what. I never eat so much ice cream in my life...", ": Hi, i think u should try Ph? in Vietnam, it`s really quite delicious", "Freakin` HAWT guys at this restaurant...where I`m eating dinner with my father", "is it for dinner? the amount for dinner ones is greater than say an afternoon snack. a pack for the day is prob ok.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates.." ]

[ "havent been on in awhile. no point anyways", " Michelle, I slept for 11 hours last night. I`m still stick with this fever.", " I sound really Brummie lol but most of all I just hate looking at myself!", "Was eating a manderin. But it`s all gone now!", "FML not having a car is prohibiting finding a job", "**** being broke on the day Guitar Hero Metallica comes out! Boooooooo", " Ugh, frustrating. I see a few briefs a week with groups in them, mostly from traditional agencies.", "OMggg. i just heard someone is gonna die on the new season of the secret life of the american teenager noooo.", " lame right? do u know what dates you`ll be in Cali?", "yeah but i was trying to send a msg to you :S also trying to put a pic on but it aint happening do they have to approve it or summit?", "My voice hurts. No We We Rock You the musical singing tonight..", "My Birthday weekend! cant find where my ex hid our DANE COOK TICKETS for tomorrow!!! WTF that`s all i wanted for my birthday", "I wish I could go to the Love Music Hate Racism gig this weekend I`m not in the right part of the world even", "i wish i could teach my dog how to play xbox! alas...no thumbs", "I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting", "'I never thought I`d die alone. Another six months I`ll be unknown'" ]

[ "No Westin discounts? Anime Expo� 2009 Provides Additional Discounts for Hotels: http://anime-expo.org/?p=2396", "wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky", "Good morning nyc! If I weren`t broke, I would have landed there yesterday afternoon.", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "http://snipurl.com/hbp3g Canalway Cavalcade over in `little venice` near Warwick Avenue - on today too", "thnx 4 the follow", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "Come on Knight... It`s been well over 4 hours", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "No plans tonight? .............", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "I have to use the bathroom", "Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "okay okay sleep for realz now! Goodnight! ::waves to followers::", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "if I do that, I`ll have no pc", "is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]", "needs shows before wednesay!!! oh well... come one come all... Irvine Improv live @ Gotham Showcase 8pm lots of good comics...then me.", "He`s a good lad is wore Phil... known each other for 22 years now... seems like 5 minutes!! haha You ok Hayley?", "NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too", "I work in a room in the middle of the office, thus no windows. We call it the programmer cave, I can only imagine the sky.", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "it`s too beautiful to stay inside", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "it`s a good sized family room, so not too cramped, watched match in room Watched tv on iplayer after kids asleep", "the construction lookd familar", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "seniors done 5 more days!! woohoo!! going out for the night.", "Good morning tweeps! I have a feeling I won`t be oversleeping now that Gracie is around. She pounced on my head and woke me up at 7am.", "OMG rated 10 stars", "last day working for Tend", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "But on the bright side...no school", "http://skipall.com/8p.png The come apart easy enough", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Long day of dancin, travelin, and celebrating life happy mothers day!!", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "In about 2 hours from now i will find out how good the STAR TREK Film from J.J. really is. A Ticket costs 9 Euro and i hope its worth it", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "are you all going without me", "_c ive sorted it now operating system and all apps are on a seperate 60gb drive", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "we finally got our graduation gear today, i`m so excited. can you believe it? just 41 days left! aaah and the sweater is so cozy", "i wanna move to england! 'ello, i must go to the loo. i will head to my caddy,yes.' gahaha and the awesome accent.", "found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed", "An extra night in pasadena with sergi baby cuz i `missed` my train to riverside", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "nothing to do on a friday night", "There`s no pause button in the game of life.", "ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "just that you`re not here...", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol", "so. I`m taking my life guarding classes fri (7-9pm) sat (9-6pm) sun (9-4pm) and mon (3-630pm) live eat and breath life guard stuff. yay.", "Even more so bc I drove their asses to Chandler, which is why I am just now getting home, an hour and a half later. LOL", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "_witty yes france/belgium was good carnt belive how much traffic we hit on the way back", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well xoxo", "met the shortest line ever at FCB Tunapuna... then the tellers disappeared", "back from driving and now back to bed", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "first trip home since diwali. But before that a couple of days in saddi dilli", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Finally on my way home", "Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!" ]

[ "My bike was put on hold...should have known that.... argh total bummer", " I MISS U CEDDY", "I definitely missed listening to The Spill Canvas, I miss seeing them live as well 'Now I`m in stitches ooooover you and oooover you, oh'", " Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! http://tr.im/kpc1 ", " My computer got screwed to hell by viruses. I just finished wiping the drive and reinstalling Windows XP I want a Mac...", "Just saw a trailer for Batman Arkham Asylum and you can play as the Joker. But that`s only PS3 exclusive. **** That hurt.", " awwwww snaaaap Jimmaaayy. You are the man with hookups. Too bad I`m so far away!!", "I did the dishes and I`m now on a train to Newcastle. Have to leave #nontweetinggirlfriend behind for 2 weeks, which is always a bit sad", " i want to experience snow we don`t have snow here and it sucks", "Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration", "Having asthma issues today. BAH!", "aaawww im soooOOooo tired today.. i dont feel good.. i dont wanna go to work wah.. but yeah im goin to work in a few mins. til closing..", "Watching GH. I feel so bad for Carly. OMG, so **** up.", "@_chellebelle_ hey! aww i cnt view it in the UK they`re blocked what it it??x", "huh? its 1 am already? shucks", "iPhone today! I want to see The Morning Of in Virginia Beach, but I don`t think I can get there" ]

[ "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "Threee WORDS . . . YOUTUBE BAMBOOZLE SHOW", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "is off to somewhere.", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "listening to some music!", "Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "is looking for a job", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful U R cool Miley.^^", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "its ok saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "i wish i was still in my jams", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "when the sun goes down!!! ? http://blip.fm/~5yyud", "SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys", "I haven`t started packing", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "Facebook Farm town become slower and slower", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "_Bones Four capital letters. Aye boy, same as that. I heart Justice.", "I think i am getting a cold", "At Piece now Possibly Beachwood in a bit", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "not the best way to start your day", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "But but I dun wanna", "Can`t No money to spend.", "Aw what about me", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "hey hey hey b", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "What happened to Dave?", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "wish u was in the D!", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "when will she b finished", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "There is a faux gothy chick looking at me, sorry I am not going to camden and I like pop-punk and jimmy eat world", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "idkk if il get to see it again", "haha wats this about?", "_LaMont yr very young looking dude", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "haha i wish i could! I look like a little boy now", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "Picture or it never happened.", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "Don`t worry, you spelt `NO` correctly! It just looks wrong", "_Writer aww no which one?", "losing weight check the pic", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "going to watch boy in the striped pj`s hope i don`t cry" ]

[ " ****. it should be recoverable. it`s just the boot part that`s messed up. grr argh. my business was on there.", "so bored at work, its ridiculous, and my Saturday is going to suck with class in the morning", "i dont feel good! sick to my stomach", " pffffffffff... it`s not a 100% triumph cuz u gone napping LMAO!!", "home alone on a friday night doesnt get sadder than that folks", " Hey Kevin! Yeah, this one`s gonna be a toughie for sure - not much sleep. Oh well, only 8 hours to go", "I need to go to sleep before 4am tonight... ... So exhausted.", "I`ve been losing myself into too many Taiwanese dramas.... ????, ??????, ????... this is not good. XD But Wu Chun! Eeeeeee.", " Think wearing bermudas at the cinema wasn`t a good idea after all, but outside was humid like cwazy!", "Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun", " Ohh poor girl I`ll email her... I am relying on you being here in October Mr!!", "gahh. my freaking lip ring is going to be the death of me. it never cooraperates with me. and im over it now jack haha;", " I`m going to kill the person who should have went down to Manchester for me. (only kidding; don`t want the police on my door)", "Stuck in an office, red hot", " I don`t think any of what i just said it true, i just had a rant about mcfly, i cant belive i did that i feel ashamed", " sorry to hear your news" ]

[ "Ok, im not really that far yet On the 2nd part of 4. Wish she did them earlier though, like mid day so I could be involved", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "I only have 2 more seasons of X-Files to watch", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "i`m not partying tonight", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Feeling considerably better after 13 hours sleep still not right though...", "But but I dun wanna", ": hehe�I bet you have never looked back! 3 weeks is a long school trip!", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "Is at the botanical gardens and its beautiful but she forgot an extra memory card so no pictures today", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "you have no interview today?", "Reminders are good! Speaking of which, we haven`t had a Posture Check in awhile.....", "i always feel last.", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "just found out i have strep", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "But can you breathe OK?", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "for cervical cancer, I have to get 2 more", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "for me they`re not", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "watching Baby Mama...again. and eating pineapple, orange, raspberry sherbert", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "Dropped off Baby A for her 1st day in the Toddler Room this AM. She`s officially a toddler. Growing up way too fast", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "I can`t get to bed", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "My sources say no", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "Nothing definite yet..and the show is in a week I may just be resorted to giving them away", "concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!", "Postponed is not abandoned. //", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "just goy back from a day of tests at the hospital. going to start chemo on monday", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "aahhh! nyc placements have started to come out, but it looks like upgrades have to wait yet another two weeks for placements! dreadfully", "have no line bi-focals for over 3 yrs now. End up taking glasses off to read close up.", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "Looks nice.... never knew VHS had such a short life span... hope my fav VHS is not dead", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "Snap To Grid. I just realized that I haven`t seen Iqbal in 5 days.", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "yeah, but no closer to the secret of stumble.", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "No blood drives in my area. I`ll keep looking.", "i saw this 6 week diet that was no sugar, no rice, no wheat, no potatoes, as much protein as you want. So i just did no sugar.", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Daughter has a 45 min orthodontist appt and I forgot my ebook reader", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "she`s just finished! The Pretenders now. x", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "is the luckiest girl in the world <3", "Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "yeah quite a few kids in my school got swine flu. they only close down the school if its 30 kids or more", "is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes", "5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "Dimples was in the preview... are they not on today? It hasn`t aired here yet... via http://twib.es/CPF", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "_lokelani i have no idea!", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "live now! but nobodys there!", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "ur linky no worky", "Really really cant sleep x", "I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending" ]

[ "_xox Oh god, everyone`s dying. But it`s mainly justin depressing me", "to spend the weekend...to not spend the weekend.....that is hte question that is on my mind...", "Told Verizon not to send anyone before 11. He showed up at 10. Gotta deal with this **** now, dunno how long I`ll be offline.", "can`t gauge the time of day in my office anymore... It`s worse than a friggin` casino in here... no waitresses, smoking, or booze", "break from packing. watching the office Pam: 'I had just woken up. I didn`t look cute. That`s how I knew he meant it.'", "Bruno arghhhh i cant wait", " and Radio X 96.1 is going all sports next month. Radio is dead. #grandrapids", " I know it`s just a sprain. It`s a repetitive injury for me.", " Aaron and I are playing a gig at the Life Aquatic party outside of Austin, so I think we`ll have to mis the TT Bday party, sadly", "i feel so bad when the kid is sick", "I burnt my arm. (just thought you should know)", " a wet and dirty one now", " i can`t vote for her i`m #frustraded :@", "Feel so depressed that I couldn`t save it... Thanks for nothing!", "never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed", "gonna have a lazy day today" ]

[ "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "I really don`t want a limo service to take me to the airport I want him to. Ok soft moment... Don`t get use to these!", "you can vote once per day per computer", "_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "Tataindicom is not as good as Tatasky Airtel broadband is better.", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "my GF has an interview with them this week", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "ummm not with me?", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "got paid nowhere near as much as she thought she would", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Catching up on holiday expenses, and two weeks of Gift Grub", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "wish i coulda been there", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "not just me then", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "that`s cool, I`d be happy to contribute to any future articles. Enjoy the rest of the weekend", "might be at cornerstone this year", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "Now there`s a question for 140 characters One of history`s great unanswered what if`s, I would say", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "It`s a an MK mentality...I think", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "_writes i`ve been wanting it for 2 years LOL...that and a HD camcorder", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "wishes he could be with that special someone....", "Graveyard charged my card twice (one correct total, one random amt) from last night`s #atltweet tweetup. Check your accounts!", "thanks will try to behave", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "awesome, I`m looking at sourcing some as well.", "They should add Dunkin Donuts to their menu too.", "Feeling tempted by high volume of jeeps to start an 'acura wave'. Me too!", "Almost lost my phone.", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "Oh is that time for real?", "My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "sweet i should have something new to show you by then, too", "baby help me with math", "I want a massage!!!", "Recogns he could get his assignments out of the way by June bring it on", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "live chat soooon most likely.", "If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that", "why does it randomly hangup on me?", "Thinkin` Twitter is interesting.", "yes`ma... for an after party too after the show next week.", "you can do it", "Good idea! I`ll have to remove all the old receipts, tissue paper and other nonsense before I can take a pic", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "yup. That`s the thing. I think 3 is kinda acceptable and reasonable for proper lighting and fill in. U can run away with 2 tho", "Sims 2 owns my life lately! LOL I want to get Sims 3, but my computer can`t support it.", "_go you sure ?", "I`ll put your name on the list", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "Must head back to the office", "that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.", "_rey Nah you do it really gradually with PTFE tape. so goes up 0.1 mm at a time. Ive been doing it for years, I love it! x", "* News Flash * MegaRedPacket, Your Instant Internet Empire (Early Bird Launch) check this DEAL out http://mega-redpacket.com", "I`m up way to early today! Work later.", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "heading over to xbox will go shopping 2morrow", "so not close enough that I could run out and get one", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "I need to go shopping with you...but I need to save my money", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "The portuguese national library could use it also. Right now they seem to be in a ca. 1995 web. Example http://u.nu/7y68", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt", "heya thanks for accepting the add", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "Florida should be nice.", "guess that depends on if you want to be on the jury", "wants to buy really red* lipstick. But I won`t wear it that often", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!", "idkk if il get to see it again" ]

[ " it wasn`t that good tonight I know DCD though .... I won`t say what happened!", "I ruined my lunch by eating half a bag of cheddar popcorn....now I feel sick.", "Bleargh. I can never clean as much of my house as I want to before work, no matter how early I wake up. Today: sink, laundry.", " Oh that can`t be nice", "_Guy In the past it was ok but since i�ve got my own appartment, my own car........it�s very difficult to save the money", " that little girl on BGT! how sad! i cried lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "I`m going to miss Miss Suhana", "Ouchhhhhh I burnt my frkn tongue", "Why do I always have a headache?", "_TRUESDALE lmao! you a mess. Im gonna be in ATL in a few weeks", "just got a haircut, NOT happy!", " I fee your pain its lady Ga Ga and It will drive you insane oh dear God her songs are in my head", "Stuck in traffic on the 91 on the way to costa mesa", " **** girl I`m so down but ya gotta let me know so I can get my kit together & I got a flyer Any next weekend? I'M DOWN!", "Unfortunatley, AerLingus no longer fly to Copenhagen so we`re have to fly Ryanair to Billund and drive up to Copenhagen one of the days!", " Plus you guys have IceTV, which I REALLY miss from living there." ]

[ "will just take a bath", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "I`m writing more fanfic.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "and were going to pune tomorrow", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "home bound for mothers day", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Is @ the pantry", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "Last days of maternity leave", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "fingers crossed for you.", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....", "All my spare time seems `twill be spent doing homework this weekend.", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "off to bed, night every onee", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Hi, I hope Ray is o.k. Please give him our love and hope he returns soon. Hope its not too bad", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "at work till 7.", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though", "Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night", "It is a recession", "Had a great weekend with John-back to work for 3 days then going to Illinois on Thurs & Fri for more Gigs with John", "up and listening to The Monsters.", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "going to watch boy in the striped pj`s hope i don`t cry", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "he didn`t come to school 2day", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "its just one of those days....", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "is not sleeping because he has paperwork to do.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "The Case of the Gigolo`s Picolo?", "welcomes my nephew to the christian world.", "My birthday is now over.", "arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "starting to pack stuff up", "Cant wait to see my boy tomorrow", "Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday", "is all alone for the evening!", "spending the night with mom and Tommy.. just ordered Pizza Hut.. yum!", "next year will be sweeet", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "goin` to casa milan`s club house...", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Hoping the day gets better now", "Last day of CGI 09", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "i keep coughing my guts up", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Sounds like a good five days", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "the closest is a good two hours", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "will be heading to baguio in a few hours.", "I have to go to work.", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "Fab, eh? Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!", "haha soooo party tonight???", "So confused about what to do?", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68" ]

[ "OH NO! MY FAN BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.", " i changed my mind dammit!! a Tsar can change his mind at any time without no prior notice", "oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy", "Bye twitter & FB world! I`m at the San Francisco airport ready to board Air China. Not sure if I`ll have Internet access", "_cupcakes that busy wowsa .. okay my pizzas gonna be a while sorry..", " Yeah, plus it`s just a little too far to walk to Pinocchio`s for sushi", "1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!", "Man i cant belive that you did what you did? Everything does not look as good as it is..", "hateeee history of rock!", "I work for a man that is so bad at his job that the whole team want to leave, and all believe we would make more money if he wasn`t here", "yes! its finally friday, and im stuck doing projects", " i wish i could meet you once do u think this will happen someday? :`(", "Darn it, I`m craving wedding cake... a craving that`s very hard to satisfy with anything else!", "waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow", "_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!", " He`s totally ignoring me!! How sad! I am heartbroken" ]

[ "It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "youre not supposed to...", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Morning tweeple,way to early again", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "OHH. haha ok thanks", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p", "i love you <3 host me lmao", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "Loool. Thats just the way things are!", "I got you today", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "er yea am i doubly awesome now?", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", ".... It was just alriiightt", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "one of them is", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "Haha same as miine", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Time for a clean up.", "? ALREADY FINISHED CHATTING . HAHA .. ?", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "Off to church now...", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "http://twitpic.com/4fnaa - haha love you two girl", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "so cute you twitting in potuguese!", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "didnt say goodnight to you", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "I is goin to bed now", "http://twitpic.com/3bnas - oh my god! you`re adorable! ilove you so much you are my inspiration Nick!", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "I be ok, you?", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "time to start unfollowing some people, i think", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "All right, time for happy face.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "LoL Clever I`m Extremely Jealous Of The Amount Of Followers You Have I Only Have 24", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Soooo happy your back!", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "Where you at? No tweeting today? No gardening either, I bet?", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "yellow for ? http://blip.fm/~5z05g", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Lol Your tweets are so funny! I met you in Calgary! You`re awesome Can`t wait for the next HP movie!" ]

[ "Not feeling very well.", "My BFF rocking Hotel California now. No songs! done stay the same. What`s next? Hmmm.. Careless whisper!", "... And, I was the only person who stood up for them. The world is full if spineless ****. This makes me sad", " you getting a ton of spam mail into your inbox?? I am too.... driving me insane!!", " i want to experience snow we don`t have snow here and it sucks", " I`m bad with understanding there things! You should know this!", "is upset, I left my phone at home again", "Been working so hard - its a drag not having time to tweet.!", "FML i just spilled my entire can of diet coke IN MY LAP. yay", "I want a new phone I`ve seen too much cellphone commercials (", "GIVE A HATER A Hug ? Why would you do that? I don`t like mwean people", "says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion", " hey, got your text sms. i plan on maybe just catching a flick tonight. last night was a wee bit too much for me", " :: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S", "I`m so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...", "Dinner with the fam... I have missed them" ]

[ "rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6", "what`s going on ?", "I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!", "answer my really cool questions", "i think i need a drink", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Varsity Fanclub will never be the same!!", "hahaha, as cartoon mascots go, the virl.com monster has some very nice details... a good shadow + realistic tonsils.", "no FF tweet for me?", "My friend went to New York without me and all I got was this picture of her and Will Smith http://twitpic.com/669l2", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "i feel that!! esp when you know u aint done the wrong <3 U!", "I`m not leaving yet!", "hello I`m up late playing on the internet. I love you!", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x", "I sent you a FR yesterday.", "youre not supposed to...", "i cant do anything", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x", "Picture or it never happened.", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "I want Dec to be my dad", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "It does! Lol but i have none", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!", "I sent my donation to #Eric and wanted to put the banner on, but my avatar disappeared when I tried ~", "if i had one wish it would be for my friend J to not have to work", "the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "tom is not with u! hahahahahahhah he`s with my bff", "hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.", "God bless you my dear friend...", "imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid", "I know!!!! He didn`t ask me", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "found out that no one he knows is using Twitter.", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "he so is! <3 hence, my new forum signature!", "you have a plurk account too?", "Making a birthday song to a special person!!", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "do you have another account here??", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "I found it, I added it, but it`s still blocked!", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "hollie steel bless her. but go dreambears <33333 hahahahaha", "we found a ride", "I don`t get it...", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "can I help in any way?", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "I can`t DM you because you aren`t following me", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "that is comedy good luck my friend!", "i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.", "anytime buddy I c u @ 701!", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "If anyone has a dreamwidth spare invite code lying around, could you please spare me one? Pretty please?", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "i love you mooorrreeee", "asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "I loved him and he was in a mini", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "just wants to hear his voice", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Theres nothing like your own pillow.", "pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me", "me me me! lol", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "im at scotts being a fatty", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "I follow u lol", "Nah, they don`t. All my Twiter followers are fabulous.", "--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon", "Last time in the drama room", "im following because of yaaaaaay conor!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "has more followers than me. I wanna be as cool as her. Follow her so that will never happen.", "I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "false alarm on the house", "Me + court =", "WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!", "are you and melissa celebrities now?", "That wouldn`t have happened if Ravit hadn`t asked me. I met her thru a Twitter friend in CT. Love social media that way.", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "Im am going to send some twits to some folk..............." ]

[ "i used to have an ozzy osbourne pillow. my mom threw it out. i miss that thing.", "Another loser: ****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. lost.. http://tinyurl.com/qa4cdv ( ...", " Exactly! Silent treatment is a great torture method", "THE SUN IS SHINING< THE SKY IS FACKING BLUE< TELETUBBIES? I HAVE TO **** WORK.", "VERY upset.... Mom is in the hospital", "Brian (cat) still hasn`t shown up...I feel sad and sick, I`m afraid he`s been eaten by something. It doesn`t look good", " she forgot her words and then started crying and she stopped singing but then carried on and then cried again so she stopped", "the dog dug a hole in the backyard well iwas sleeping, now im grounded", " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", "i think june gloom has arrived", "****. have to break my 'no work in weekend' rule so much overloaded with work. aargh, hate it!", "feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa", "Ahh! my right kidney hurts soooo bad!!! Ooommmmggggg!!!!", " awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?", "i m totally confused and bored.. my life must change!!", " hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it`s really hard!" ]

[ "Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!", "i know, right? i`m super-excited - i told y`all this is the busiest time of year for me", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "Waiting on laundry to finish so I can go HOME. Think I`ll do my nails while I wait", "It`s not even cold here, but im wearin a big jacket! It`s got cat ears on it", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "getting rained out @ the devon horse show. *head desk*", "HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "Omg. Its 1:47 am and Kim Possible is on Disney Channel right now. I am glued to the screen", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "..uuuups today is mother day???....sh***....i�ve forgot it, my work doesn�t have a end *sigh*....thank you for remind it", "SO DO I!! My jet is in the repair shop...lol", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you! (& I use your calendar to track work hours)", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "time to do some revision while listening to albums non-stop all day, again!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "_amr i`m here haha", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "fantastic day in the AZ sun", "HALLELUJAH! I`ve finally finished my Careers assignment! The feeling of finishing a task is great, you have no idea. Or maybe you do. lol", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "right guys i have to go", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "is working. I am so happy my job is a radio and not anything physically exhausting....", "Looks like rain again Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "i have to be at work at 5 am ... thanks to me ppl will be getting their freakin starbucks. peace out ppls!", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "Got the keys to my new flat - gorgeous weather for weekend - and i`m spending it 'PACKING'", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "LOVING the hot weather forecast for the rest of the week!!!! Summer is almost heeeeere", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "starting off my day with a little Northern Light", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "hope y`all enjoy the MusicBoat Cruise. What a tough job - haha!!!", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "I have a crush on this guy at my job, name is tyler and his eyes are blue and very mesmerizing and he is too cool. Nite", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "sunniest week for ages....and exams", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Too busy at work today to trash the cubes of vacationing team members", "I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?", "In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway", "ohh ic ic haha, iyaa my summer is filled with ONE Course that lasts for the whole summer", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "despite rain, having a fantastic day", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "thank you! It`s sunny outside so that`s a good start", "Morning world! back to the office after longgggggggg weekend", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "happy that Google Wave is trending. Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.", ": and this year I have summer school.", "bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!", "dude I have 2 more hours and I`m all done with my work", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "Going to for lunch today with . Who`s in? I still need to hit the ATM.", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "OMG! i`m almost done with the last block on this quilt! Just a few hours of work left i can`t wait to meet my goal", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out" ]

[ " just stop talking if ur gonna be that mean", "can`t go to bed An am sooooo tired!!!", "Ugh fun concert screen cracked on phone again because it fell... =\\", "i miss the one who would do anything to spend 5 min with me... the one who used to say just tell me when and where", "just called Toyota. Car won`t be ready til 5.", "daddy is in the hospital i dont like it!", "8 month old African grey parrot sad sale - Reptile Forums UK http://bit.ly/grrdA", "is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*", "Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while", " haha this tripped me up once when I was talking to Harvard - I read it as an aussie automatically - came off as an idiot", " I hate cottage cheese. I even got some fancy stuff last weekend with lemon and berries...I could only eat half of it.", "Gosh I miss singer`s theater. I miss learning music, doing acting exercises, n I ESPECIALLY miss being onstage.", " -- No fair, I want a sticker but I just moved away from London", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.", "gonna have to eat something, I feel so horrid. I need a hug!", "i hate stupid boys! arrgh" ]

[ "Thanks for making me laugh", "hello I`m up late playing on the internet. I love you!", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "LOL yea I know! I`m almost done with my semester this week yay!!", "i am letting you read this.......", "baby help me with math", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "another purse? Need to see photos.", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "what am i gonna do when my iphone is full!", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "I am never going to get these pictures taken", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "only you babe. <3", "sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline Time to ask for a refund...", "unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!", "yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it", "ending my evening on the best note. i will love you forever, tweets.", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "Didn`t even reply to me about how old you are tomorrow?", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "Dhellohannah5 can you please follow me i need more followers haha", "proper cba with out!", "Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "ughh on the phone with HP!", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "...hey danny .. did u run already ??? hope you have a good day ;) i love you !!!!", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "How much longer is the NKOTB Block Party? Love it! I need to go to bed so just wondering what time it`s over..LOL..thanks!", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "i`ll try sort that fabric out for you today...been a busy bee!", "_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "going to take my last final ... wish me luck ..", "You arent following me, so i cant send you a DM..", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "everyone`s abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "I aint got no money to buy any cred to call u and am in lONDON", "Thanks hun! Next time we`ll all go again", "4 more followers.. follow me and I`ll love you!! *pouts* Please?", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "But now it`s gone", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "I`ll oscillate from one to the other.", "Hi Simon, let me know when it`s done", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "I hope you feel better soon", "can you please have a short stakc competition", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "Why is no one online?", "Thanks For The Follow.", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "hee hee - btw thanks for your LinkedIn tips - i`ve still to use them, but thanks in advance", "nothing right now to do", "i tryed that the other day but they werent giving up what they were using!", "LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "IS PHONE **** WITH TYSON", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "i wish you still loved me", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Just left you a message! Hope you get it", "Come on, man, give me some slack!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "I can`t believe tour is almost over" ]

[ "Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed", "left my phone at home and wont get it back till 4am. dont call me!!", " Ah sorry to hear that, just saw pic of chi. and looks cool I got beagle and ori-pei", "What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice I`m such a rebel!", "need a camera blower.. my camera censor is dirteeh..", "lol my other tank/dps friend is having the same problem in a different guild. wtf is wrong with this server?", "$4 lonestar pitchers at ? If only I wasn`t still recovering from last weekend`s bout of irresponsible gluten consumption", "ah my tummy hurts **** starbucks sugar/chocolate/caffeine", "*sigh* Last day at work. I has an sadifying in my heartparts.", "It smells badly of garlic", " You can get into Canada, but I can`t? WTF!!! (Seriously, I`m not allowed to cross the border!)", " ****, i dont have 2 work saturday, & i was suppose 2 hang out with my friend & watch it. we can still hang out but no JONAS =", "Lost his favorite thing he loves to always have on him, his story of the year Key Chain..", "Need some coffee... Getting serious withdrawal symptoms", " they frown on us googling alcohol at work", "offically in DC ..... missing my numero uno" ]

[ "yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Is it OK to send iFlowers to your mom for Mother`s Day trough this iPhone app? http://tr.im/kWnX", "_Tech_Update Do you know your Nutty Newsire twitterfeed ones are coming through w/o links? I can`t be lazy without the links...LOL", "no idea offhand, but if you keep tweeting about crowdsourcing graphics I`m sure someone will tell you", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "OO YAY 39 FOLLOWERS I WANT 100 HELP ME", "loves my new twitter background...my two heros...wichita and kraussey! haha", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "_El_Rumi I just do English with them. Half my conversation is in English anyway - fii mushkila ma`a al modem wa al router", "Hey Peter, thanks for the follow. So many Sydney pastors tweet!!! Shame no Bris pastors are on Twitter; we`re behind.", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Is getting the hang of Twitter.", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!", "i havent got a call", "your not in school", "IN Filipino if u say 'Nakuh grabeh!' it`s like sayin OMG", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "i want to gooo", "I`m concerned for that family", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "why I love so much, why your make me smile all the time? why your so special but i cant have u ? I get scared to try.", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "No one to rub it in", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "Ok Twitter - show me what your all about", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "They are people too", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "ahh i love u! u got a twitterrr", "u didn`t hit me up", "I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either", "That is the 3rd NKOTB contest that Canadians can`t enter The overseas fans have theirs now! It`s bound to be our turn!", "@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "So its Superstar Sunday? is one superstar I know #sunday", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "twitwoo! i can tweet from my phone", "Come hang out wif meeee", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky", "? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "u think i could call u tnite?", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "Sigh... you know I am...", "YO I`m just on the computer", "OHHHH THAT REMINDS ME. I know it`s not one of yours.... can you send me some of my toothpaste?", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "YES! I have my e-mail down to one window (most of which are marked for follow-up on Monday). all the dang paper still here tho", "humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!", "Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX", "Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "_preet haha one of the many reasons I love you", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "I know! I can read bt I can`t sit outside coz I gota answer the phone", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "haha wats this about?", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "and I luh you tooooo", "MY FAV. SONG IS UH...honestly, its rude for u to make us choose. lol I love `em all!", "boy don`t try to front i-i know just-just what you are-are-are", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "If there is one thing the Internet has taught me, is that if I get enough people to listen to me I get to be on The colbert report. #USA", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!", "Aww bless hope the phones okayy x x", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!" ]

[ "Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell", "Yao...broken foot...so much for that series Denver`s next", "It`s Friday and sun is shining and its quite warm already, Just walked the dog, He is so freaky hyper", " so sorry, I just found the members preview has been sold out for awhile. It opens at Noon to the general public", " your making me jealous now I want one! How long have u guys been married?", "We`ll miss you ... Those lucky Edmontonians!", "Ughh. That Miley creature song has infested itself in my brain!", "I`m getting me & my family ready for Kaylee`s graduation! It`s gonna make me so sad.", "Early Monday,great Rainy Monday,not so great :|", "Watching mens volleyball on TV. For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball. Cant quite place why", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", "School Over!!! I`m gonna miss a bunch of people", " that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol", "PArts of me are starting to feel the effects of over tanning", "Ugh my neck really hurts I`m out aquatards, xox", " nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol" ]

[ "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "there were attempts to somehow extend inner classes, which would be close to #closure, can`t find the ref ATM", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "_DinaSadik forensic mein kya hai! bas rat te jaao and micro?havin a micro exam soon,the lab diagnosis of all d individual bacteria!", "dam living in england x", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "good day to all of you!! Another lindy day today! Level A, B, FREE tester at 20:00 (Olympiou Diamanti 25, 6th floor, Thessaloniki) !!", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.", "BTW, `nathanfillion` is trying to beat his Flight Control score as well, maybe you should follow each other?", "need to pass the exams", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "is listening & watching both my boys on Guitar Heroes", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "english class! working on interactive orals", "This is my 201th update", "ummm not with me?", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "lol, my current mp3 player is a brick. It would be nice to have something slim", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "so im listening to this random playlist and its leaning toward serani...", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)", "<----------- is listening the **** out of Lamb of God", "http://twitpic.com/4w269 - My 789 pacman pic", "making more muffinsss, wheat jerm AANNNDD psyillium husk", "wants to sign up for the Germany field trip pero no tengo dinero.", "Daughter has a 45 min orthodontist appt and I forgot my ebook reader", "_lokelani i have no idea!", "My debit card is going the same way as my credit card, it`s snapping", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "#wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "is not sleeping because he has paperwork to do.", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Going to revise for physics.", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "just finished watching my copy of the Twilight DVD. Ganda ng mga deleted and extended scenes. http://plurk.com/p/svkch", "Just got it a few hours ago! So not yet!", "You`re phone is off", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "luvvv it- but one aquestion-why isn`t there any full moon crazy tour date for toronto!?!?!?!!??!", "Trying to save money for an iPod touch!", "is alone ! watch a lot of DVD on my laptop !!!", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Phone power is dying!", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.", "ten update away from 2000 whooo hoooo budden!", "Did you see Star Trek? Now I can`t sleep.........too much action. Can`t wind down!!!", "yay dad agreed to pay for my tuition and equipment! yipee not till nxt jan tho", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Which do you prefer? Hamdemic, Aporkalypse or Parmageddon?", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "#steel toe boots - Good to hear that you`re comfy. Hopefully they are Kodiak or Terra brand", "I got my film developed at asda, half of them are just gray!! And some have a black box on the top half why?", "I want my real keys back", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "insomniac over here as well", "wow, EMC`s new site is - different", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "_Lia Are the drugs working?", "_mraz http://twitpic.com/4iq19 - popcorn crazy dude and still adorable", "You should check yourz Rayne.", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "Less than 99 days til warped tour.", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Negghead mix on the air! http://tinyurl.com/ckdwao", "Writing out to tape. #48hoursnz", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "_M didnt get it clear", "Im downloading manually the oooiifull.mp4 movie by as it seems the only way to see it fully", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "Watir in ??????? http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/WATIR", "Yoko Ono - Ben Lee - ? http://lala.com/zAd It`s easy.", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "Listening to Music Box. When Mariah could still sing", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "wave would trend higher that bing", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "says gud eve guys.. lets play poker yeah!! cant read my poker face http://plurk.com/p/sw4yq", "i cant call im at work", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today", "_M make sure you watch in HD", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "ughh on the phone with HP!" ]

[ "feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa", "It is so annoying when she starts typing on her computer in the middle of the night!", "mom is ok so far. just missing jaron", "can`t find my trusty hair tie My hair will spill all over the place when I run!Mom`s bands doesn`t work for me,normal ones hurt.(((", "i`m sunburnt on my arms, and i have burnt my mouth, and some skin is coming off", "Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And also have a headache - WTH? . . going back to sulking mode.", "Dude my butt itches but i cant scratch it cause ppl r here", "I gave up on tumblr because the API isn`t pointing to the private account", "has not finished the bio mols mind map stupid sheet hid sections from me on the back!", " I still haven`t figured out what to do with them, sadly So It`ll take some more research before I know what`s what.", "Ugh I have a hedache; I may be cheap, but **** **** I still have class with how I roll", "he just fully yelled saying dnt be so fcking stupid grow up! stop with this band **** then... throws the remote at me thnks love u2", " Oh dear... that`s just... disturbing. The coffee connoisseur in me just died a little.", " how sad! are you saying that I`m fat? *tears*", " why do u feel ****? Nerves? I tripped over that plastic telescope at 6:40 am yesty, I fell into the wall my head still hurts", "All of a sudden I`m craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... oh the hunger" ]

[ "cause i wasn`t there!", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "its too early to be up", "I did the same thing in NOLA", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "should be going nfg tonight", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "10 yrs ago, on a night like this..id have been drinking with co workers, then went home got cleaned up and went clubbing..", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "I am so happy. Keve is here for early Mother`s day. Let`s be quiet. He drove all night and is sleeping.", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "__ Aww bless her. She`s one of my faves", "aww I wish the same thing...", "Happy 11th I`m going to sleep now lolz", "thanx for the bday wishes ray", "On the computer alllllllllllllllll day", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work", "Viviann`s all minee. Yummm", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!", "that sounds great right about now. It`s ridiculously hot in my house", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "Listening to Hey Zulu - Red n` Meth. Sux to be at work right now", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Me tooo!! Wish I could get you here", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "woke up an hour early just to study for a test", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "I hear ya. You`ll have to go back to work to rest.", "oi i love you", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "hav a pork scratching", "sexxxxxxxy I had a silly weekend with my bff =P Fun times! Haha", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "whopee TGIF that was more fun when i had a job", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))", "I GOT IT! i hope i get off of work in time for UP want my job?", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "This cigarette is so relaxing", "i think i have a fever", "what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "At work...Thinking about things when I should be working", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "I work in one hour", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "love the sweet g`nights every night", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "I think i am getting a cold", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "is exhausted from a great weekend, and is looking forward to this week", "I`m really happy...and drunk but really happy", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "you givein lady ga ga arun for her money in that get up hee hee love it", "Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p", "hhahaa! its well strange just woke up to an empty house ahah lolllllyyyyyyyy<3 love that dog", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "Lucky...and a wife who loves me.", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "I`m up way to early today! Work later.", "I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye", "is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "nothing much on tv, seen most of the good stuff...think i`ll go to bed soon, but it`s too hot to sleep", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "you were greeeeeeaaaaatttttttt babe!! It was amazing!", "Guess I`ll take a nap", "I wish I was laying in the sand listening to the waves crash against the shore!!!", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!" ]

[ " It`s a lie just like the restaraunt named 'Garfields'... he is nowhere to be found", "I think my phone has officially bit the dust.", "had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0", "this phyllis hyman unsung story is so SAD", "hate working when its sunny,boohoo", "_breannarose fuuuuuuck idk if andy can get youuuu", " Oh, that`s bad. I made that mistake once before but still managed to pass though. So maybe it isn`t as bad as he thinks?", "I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits", "and this stupid wireless wont work downstairs", "for all the effort and time put into some of these relationships with people, you learn enough not to trust anyone...", "Miss the newest version on Glade on Debian..", "Not looking forward to the upcoming week...My better half will be gone all that time! It`s TRULY GONNA SUCK BIG TIME!", " got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?", "Lots of confusions I`ve at my work place..", "..dat dude look crazy w/ dat hair on his face lmao ..stop it!! ..the old wrestlers went to TNA thanks Vince ..these dudes are clowns lol", "Noooooo worst news ever today my tattoo artist is moving omg what am I going to do!?!?!?!?" ]

[ "Where were you on Wed night?", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.", "just that you`re not here...", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "Wish I was in ATL!!", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "Dunno yet, would LOVE to though! I keep missing them any other time for some reason :S & have fun!", "I just about clear my whole office and no sign of it next place is truck, I have yet to fully clean under back seat lol!", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "following `cause ordered it", "a whole season behind the US now", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Oh, that would be riveting TV! Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.", "Gotta buy some onesies for my besties lol ah Yea! at the club having a grand ol time", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...", "On the way home.", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "Last scheduled corn dog oc shift", "busy wit work how is your business going on?", "Yesterday and today was my weekend....back to work 2moro!", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "_henrie Can you do a shoutout to holland please ? You got a lot of fans here!", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Talk at you all lates!", "ahhh twitter, I havent seen you all day", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "finally feel back into swing of things here at work after getting married last week! sigh of relief for no more wedding planning!", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "If I end up working in DC, GMU is on my 'short list' for Masters No. 2. Started Sys Eng program in the 90`s; never finished.", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "finally shifted from Twhirl to TweetDeck so I can filter through my close friends` updates happy monday peeps", "misses my Mom today. She was my Best Friend and even though she has been gone several yrs I still miss her dearly. Happy Mother`s Day", "ah. I lived all over the Baltimore/DC suburbs the last 5 yes then finally made it back to my home state", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "wondering where all the money i earnt this financial year has gone... i can account for like 3 grand but wheres the rest", "Is it that quiet at the office?", "Where are u miss you I hope you are doing well *sending big hugs*", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "is boiling in the office, air con any1 ?", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Taping at Cox then picking up starbucks for the office bc I am so nice", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "Home from China & back to work", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "Best show of my life. Guess I`m going to sc this week", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "Forgot about the traffic Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "_smith1 wats i got luck for u guys to beat la!! lol i would like to see this best wishes to the denver nuggets but my cavs are done", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "That post was for", "awesome! All deserved I`m sure. Miss the Crabs games", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...", "_ife not to forget cinnamon!", "wish I can go to the Roots pinic", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "today was alot of fun. i love my family ,sammy hernandez and caitlin hughes. goodnight!", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "time to get ready for work", "Coffee time be back later kisses*" ]

[ "#DuckRaces in the bath don`t quite work Especially if you have no ducks! Only a polar bear,a seal & a whale.", "Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague.", "gonna do laundry....never did laundry @ a hotel before.....I miss you R.....even though you ignore me and don even check on me....", "Is losing money in Vegas...", " you hate her, I love her. presentation got cancelled. I got up at 0600 and went in to work today for this pitch !", "Just woke up from a five hour nap. I still have a headache. Medication time!", " that`s a mess I`ll look for it next week", "I HATE FLORISTS No rose for cassadee tomorrow now =/ fricken **** florist people ={ hmm..need something else...hmm...", "I`m a lil sad looks like nomore brooklyn 4 a while WTF ", " omg I`m so sorry to hear that! If you really need to talk to someone I`m always on here. I`m a shoulder you lean on", " Sorry we couldn`t get the project working with the windoze laptop but a ton of folks came up afterwards and saw it running", " eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:", "i miss my boo on another note im soready for this game to come on tonight...fox grill anyone???!!", " What software do you use to design sites? I`m a CS student and currently I hard code everything. It`s not the fastest way...", "apparently even Novell Moonlight doesn`t work on my Jaunty", "Follow cause she really shop there!!! Even though she don`t be showin love no more" ]

[ "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "I feel for you I hope it`s a smooth flight. Be safe! Mucho amor from Boston!", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Well it`s official I have strep", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "I was just thinking that", "In my case, it`s going to be exams showing me a thing or two. I`m very much hopeful about November `09, though.", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "No one is bringing snacks", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "is nto milk deffo!", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "Doing okay. How are you doing?", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "Having a cup of tea I have a cold so it`s tasting really good!", "my your rather random.", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "i won`t make u cry", "_Exp not where i live.", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "eating chicken noodle soup...... its one of those days", "idkk if il get to see it again", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "morning Newt...hope you are well!", "I`m not a hobo.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "There is good cholesterol. There are no good tumors.", "thanks well impressed it`s much better than my last one ! must b the clean living + Gluten free lactose free food", "I don`t have any", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "No 10th 2 months=]", "Grizzly Bear Concert tonight!!!!! Can`t wait. Will my cold be over by then though?", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "Im hungry and its cold", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "What did you get? My day is alright.. haven`t done anything yet. leaving soon to my stepsister though!", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "i didnt get a hug today", "at the redi med. getting checked for strep throat.", "Can`t believe ER is over", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "i`m a bum today", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "My throat is on fire", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "Good to see you haven`t lost your sense of humour. Get well soon", "what`s the matter chickadee?", "but i know i can`t", "That`s true I never believe my staff when they call in sick on Mondays or Fridays - LOL!", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "It didn`t rain. Lightly misted though.", "don`t know yet.. no word... hopeful though!! and some good stuff happening lately so I`m getting excited!", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "_II It`s foggy here" ]

[ " can`t believe i wasn`t following you! am now have an anatomy prac tmw so tonight i`m all about structr of the lwr limb", " i havent been out west since 07...i think i picked a bad wknd b/c its overcast out here tho", "wondering if my local Borders is going to make it. Lots of bare shelves... It makes me sad", "disappointed she didn`t win teh glassez.", "Ive got mad cramps in my legs", " thx girl! I just now woke up! I cnt believe I`m sick!! Now I have a fever... Wish I could pound nyquil This sucks.", "still can`t figure this twitter thing out, i can`t my background pic to stick and i can`t seem to change my profile pic", "tripping through tiredness is nottt nice", " how sad! are you saying that I`m fat? *tears*", " the kid that got a second chance shudnt have. mowgli didnt. gutted", "why doesnt he want me anymore", " so sad i have to pay $60", "Huh ? What`s wrong with UNIX environment dev`s ?", "Spent the last 2 years largely ambivalent about s/w dev practices. Can feel care factor returning. Look out!", "I swear its so hot I dont want to leave my house Is it hot where your at?", "Father is staying home and conference calling. Sorry " ]

[ "haha wtf is that! You don`t want me to leave", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "be clear, I am Catholic, but wholeheartedly agree with you. ('Same here' was ambiguous) #tcot #hhrs", "i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways", "If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !", "lannen fall? we have a new EP coming out shortly. I want you dudes to hear it!", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "Come hang out wif meeee", "thanks bebeisis that is right is your name by any chanve elisabeth???", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "_ If I called your cell phone would you let me talk to your teacher?", "'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt", ": thx for the follow!", "I want to change my twitter name but I can`t think of anything", ": re 'pot meet kettle' not so sure of that equation.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys VN sounds cool!!", "Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour, please?", "go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "Hey Charicee! How are u? Are you going to come to Italy again? please tell me yes", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "pop, idk how to reply to ur tweet from my phone lol but yeah my bday is in a few days. soooo excited!", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "Thanks mate, just came on board here at Twitter ... .. tweet up sounds great..", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "lots of decisions to make...i need an assistant/cook/nanny/chauffer lol lol but 4 real!", "me too what are you doing?", "im not a cookie so i wont comment heh. who were those 2 girls who sang Crush btw? wud u know?", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "ok, so I`m replying! happy mothers day, indeed!", "Love your latest journals. I finally joined Twitter so came to say Hi", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?", "can you follow me please?", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "And so very you. You know I say it w/ nothing but love, dude.", "ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.", "eww What r u doing atm?", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "Ooh can I have some? I`m hungry but I don`t wanna get outta bed", "--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "Like the Simpsons? That`s like asking, 'so you like breathing?'", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "Hope you get better. I know you will have the best medical attention. if not let me know, I will be right over", "could you post a link to the internet version of the times so that I can read it pllleeeaaassseeeeee!!!!", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor' i wish :`( ****", "(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", ": I sent you an other call me back message x", "follow friday.. follow me coz i only have 26 followers... (it`s not 2am)", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "i tried to help", "Speaking of which, we need to talk soon.", "cool dude! yeah i was hoping your rate was still $2.75. lol! yeah not sure when ill mar and par for my birthday dinner.", "Hey! It`s easy...Just type what you`re doing! Just like facebook, but much simpler. Have a good day!", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "answer my really cool questions", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "Back then I didn`t know why you were misunderstood. So now I see thru ur eyes, all that u did was love. Mama, I love you", "sure ill follow you hun ohh thank you are you a subscriber on my youtube?", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "American trade journalists ask PRs `how are you` almost 100% of the time; UK journalists? Erm...not so much How come?", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "I can`t really say much because none of it is set in stone.. but I`m planning a charity concert for Cystic Fibrosis", "hey love whats up! my voice is shot whats new with you", "'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me", "finally shifted from Twhirl to TweetDeck so I can filter through my close friends` updates happy monday peeps", "hey twitter hows it going? let us know how your day is going", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "_s make me tea pleaseeeeeeeeeee", "Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "OHHHH THAT REMINDS ME. I know it`s not one of yours.... can you send me some of my toothpaste?", "Hi Simon, I`m new to this too - but just thought I`d tell you Jimmy Carr has tweeted that you make the Star Trek movie.", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "i`m not being mean" ]

[ "Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet", " i`m sorry your day wasn`t so good does it make you feel better to know you`re beating oprah on ms twitterworld?", "is having headache and colds...", "Last day I`m LA. I am so so sad", "OH NO! MY FAN BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.", " pictures of your bliss? In JPEG format? Sorry, it`s message board terminology and u don`t play w/us on the boards", " its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!", "I hate it when I am in pain", " i knowwww.. i cant deal. this 9-5 life is not for me", "Not only has it broken but it`s Monday!!Does this mean Monday can be fix`d? ? http://blip.fm/~5jgio", "heading up to the farm dont want to i wanna stay here and talk with my boyfriend... STUPID MOM FOR MAKING ME GO UP >.<", " salt and vinegar, cheese and onion make your breathe smell lol ****", " um, I think what I will miss the most is.. JAY LENO!!!!!!!!", " I was going to but I`m siiiick I`m so mad!!!! Jason said I have to recover fully before I go paintballin again! Are u playing?", " I`ve totally been MIA, i know bad me", " Still waiting for a email from MAX. So i consider no news, bad news." ]

[ "The dayem computer #twpp", "Almost in New York City", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "There was just a horrific fight at my school glad everyone is ok and that it`s Friday.", "Cool. That`d be fantastic!", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "Welcome back to Japan", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "off for a run. moon-day is not that bad after all... #fb", "im only on 1800 lol", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "Driving home after an ok night Iwish", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "G`day Thanx for following.", "On my flight headed 2 denver...see yall in a min", "You missed me! lol", "at least you get to watch Lost on the way", "woah that`s cool just landed in London about 2 and1/2 hours ago.I LOVE the scenery, beautiful ,", "we had bbq chicken pizza last night! (although it wasn`t deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r.!!", "No one to rub it in", "they look nice atleast haha. <3", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "FC is back dear.", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "@_xotashhh I love having days off school, I had one on friday too", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "got a case of the bubblies.", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "It`s going to be a good week", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "deck building buddy missing in action", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX", "don`t worry though,he will be fine", "Is feelin right rite now", "I need to buy a cheap verizon phone", "work 4 - close", "Yea its nice! But im only here for a weekend!", "_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Just learned aobut #starwarsday. Thus: 'There are only 3 movies and Han Solo shot first'. Deal with it", "I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching", "It looks like it might rain", "is now going to the hairdressers instead of running due to rain", "Nobody is up this early", "you`re the absoute best", "Oh great, Radio Disney doesn`t crash with the latest webkit, so my kid can run it again. HEY WAIT.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "_J We`re in the same boat.", "i bet they did some people have no ideia or standards have a lovely time the pair of you", "My windows open and its not that cold ahahah", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "thanks dinno appreciate it", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "i miss jack n box and whataburger and oooo taco cabanaaaaaa lmao", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "I dont think he`s ganna text me.", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "i have tried the Teriyaki - no cookie tho! we got (non winning) Pop-tarts with it. All was great!", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "_ Lmao I know!! They have two days off. Good thing for them", "I don`t use it, but I heard that PowerShell is nice", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "On the way to home", "Reminders are good! Speaking of which, we haven`t had a Posture Check in awhile.....", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "Yeah, Trimet says it`s a 1hr trip, I get home at 6:30/6:45-ish, so we`d arrive just as everyone was leaving.", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "that`s half the solution, it doesn`t address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "I need one too.", "Just Chilling after MCFLY last night! ABSOULUTELY INCREDIBLE! =D i love them!", "Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean", "Thanks for the recommendation", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?", "In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.", "_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Can`t believe ER is over", "weekend is going great Yours?", "is going to her last full day of school. life is good.", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "ease of use, better camera, syncs w/iTunes, smaller (I looked at Storm), more eye-appealing & not clunky. -just a few!", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Had fun at the Airshow with the boys today - exhausted", "I left that for people to complete", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "Sounds pretty cool. Great job man!", "It`s too nice to be inside", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "I`m sure she`ll be fine. They`re not as daft as they look (sometime)", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.", "oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer" ]

[ "Today is just not my day. I can`t seem to feel any better. If i dont eat, im hungry. If i do eat, i feel like im gonna be sick. Blah", " Wow, really? I didn`t know it was that serious. Well that sucks. Texas must have been chock full of asbestos.", "because it is too hot i am sleeping with the window open. just means all the noise will make me up early", "Is home from MARCO ISLAND and missing it and my girls already...back to work!", "Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest", "i DID argue with byron because he said im fat", "saying goodbye to Papa....", "R.I.P little bird that flew into my window snapping his neck", "4th may officially announced as `bad luck day` ..", "I would of won that contest if I weren`t to have chickened out", " if you weren`t 'picky' (=precise) i might not find you as interesting to talk to", " Damnit all. That sucks. You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol", "So tired and I have work at 5pm #fb", " to mast ladki patata hai chal jiske sath bhi jaye khush rehna...will miss u my love... #twpp", "Sometimes people never learn to shut up and stop talking ****", "is so sorry for letting her down" ]

[ "omg J.O.N.A.S. is my new fave show <3 one guess as to why hahahha", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands", ": probably not I want to go home", "Catching up on 2 weeks of LOST and Grey`s!! House is quiet again.", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "u didn`t hit me up", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "Hmmm... he`s so lovely. I wish he was here now. I`m tired but can`t sleep", "going to bed. i love the jonas brothers!! the last time me and megan were together was the weekend of the premiere of JONAS!! -lauryn <33", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "but i know i can`t", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "Its so sunny outside, and I have no one to go out and play with", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "ya`ll going out without me", ". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo", "You`re phone is off", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Ahhh I am sooo happy Ashley Tisdale is in Germany but I am not in Oberhausen... But i will show it in the TV at 8 o` clock", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "Yeah it sucks i tried to ask a Q 2. But they never answered. But i loved it when joe hugged nick.", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "One of the fake 'you's followed me. Haha. I so wish it would be you instead!", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?", "I`m part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don`t celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.", "Is watching acoustic performances! & In the mood for a good 'FRIENDS' episode! I miss that show", "I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "_WOCKEEZ I wanna go! But I won`t be there I`m sure that the show will be great!!", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "Where you at? No tweeting today? No gardening either, I bet?", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****" ]

[ "is sad that greg pritchard didnt make it through to the final of britains got talent coz he soooo deserved it", " my friday feels boring too. no time for fun today and not so much in the mood for it either", "Cleaned out me Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "Getting anxious for Blink- 182`s new album!", " That sucks about your prints. Sorry", " I kind of figured. He`d probably be unable to reason out why a lot of the things in manga happen, or the way they happen.", "*sigh* I`m going to bed... I just don`t feel right anymore...", " HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula", "FML still awake melatonin not working!", "It hurts to breathe again.. Why?", "Just got out the shower, Sitting on my towel I Hate TwitterBerry I Can`t Reply To Tweets", " Yeah, I didn`t buy that for one hot minute.", "_paige aww hey! I didn`t know this was you! LOL. I`m sick. No outtie for me.", " Planet Fitness on Van Wyck, keep hearing all the homies tell me bout it, plus its close to the hood, u know my lazzzy ****!", "would like a hug and a kiss from Eric. Long distances really really stink", " Weird! Maybe all the updates just aren`t being sent to my phone Haha" ]

[ "awwww yur a awesome mother keep up the good work", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "thanks for FF wink", "Had a lovely Mothers Day", "a good girl nevah tells hahahahaha! hope you had a good weekend", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", ": yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", ": yes she got all lovey with him&he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", "Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "Sent u a few DM`s..Hollaback", "cause i wasn`t there!", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Cant wait to leave work", "thanks dinno appreciate it", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "what a great project!!! Wish I could have done that with DD1. She`s too old now.", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "thanks, Mandy! What a good sister you are. That may be true, but unfortunately my road tires can`t say the same.", "check on ya`ll in a bit. im in for a Mother`s day haircut. ciao!...", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "i am outta here... see you guys later (or tomorrow)... happy mom`s day again!", "Thank you so much", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "giv ya mom n gman happy mothers day", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "I love you too! I`m kinds reading. But you can call if you`d like", "got the txt - holla when ya need me", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "...love and wanted to share with my followers. feeling inspirational. ive had a long day.", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "haha! I remember that! That trip was fun. I Miss miss miss miss miss chu", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Happy Mothers Day All my love", "wishing i was karen from will&grace", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good", "thats bad your been forced to watch that there must be a helpline you can call ? we are both good thanx he`s asleep", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "I`m so getting the cold", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Goodnight! Happy Mothers Day!", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "can I help in any way?", "ah helping my friend move and will defo be having a well deserved pint after it that`s for sure", "thanks sweet dreams to you too!", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "heey your awsome. god bless.", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "**** was about to call", "AWW thanks hopefully it is", "first puppy gone 2 new home.", "I`m off! Well, home... I will see you soon!", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "Welcome home! Glad you made it home safe!", ": AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "my girl friend also dropped me", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "happy mother`s day mom. love you always", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "I love you so much. Just got into my hiding spot, gonna go check out datalounge", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "I know. I was hoping to meet you tonite & I just found out a few min ago that we have a mutual friend Cuong H.", "right guys i have to go", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "let me know how it goes babe good luck!", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "just got back from donating blood", "wish i was 17 again", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "make sure you call yur mother & tell her how much you love her. Tell her I love her for bringin you into the world.", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "HEY, BABEE. ) LOVE YOOOOUUU. >< RP time.", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "- brief interruption- brb. goodnight if i don`t catch u again later. gotta ck something", "_dam haha, that would be cool. brianna and i should fly over there haha", "i just want to wish your mom a happy mothers day!", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "Happy Mother`s Day mom", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "thank you! I really appreciate that babe", "i think you should come tomarrow....because i was really really really looking foreword to seeing you.......please come?" ]

[ " i was going tonight, but you never wrote me back with the info im sososo sad...", "Im so tired. And its so gloomy what happeened ro summer?", "wanted to go to the club...dancing;)..but now i�m tired anyways i have to go to work tomorrow!", "I have a headache. Also we are dealing with a lice outbreak. My lovely hair has been affected.", " ...i`m sorry about you are still sick u know most of them, AND i know that u will guess the 'pelzer present' ;-)", "why are plane tickets so expensive", "My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...", " yeah same here... I have a bit of headache too... ick", "Watching mens volleyball on TV. For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball. Cant quite place why", "I am tired tired tired, I think Im getting sick.", "Ordered a new computer! Unfortunately it won`t get here until the end of June.", "Its weird being at the guy`s house without them here. I don`t like it", "Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.", "absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it`s this sunny outside and b) i have **** loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday", " aww I miss u too! Haven`t ate", "ughhhhhhhh i don`t feel good" ]

[ "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby", "Sitting in an empty yearbook room. attempting to figure this asap out lol", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Yeah, yeah. Less #degenerate than current occupants of U.S. House of Reprehensibles. You can bet on that. Like MineThatBird.", "Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "kid`s class is going on field trip today ~ and for once, I was smart enough to not volunteer to help!", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Thanks, none close to me.", "You forgot moi #twpp", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "has work to go to.", "Bumper Sticker: 'If you don`t want to stand up for our troops, feel free to stand in front of them' Thank you to all in the military", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "_uppercut that was such an `old man` thing to say", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "need to pass the exams", "Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!", "i think i have a fever", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "yeah, not meant to be", "May the fourth be with you. Oh come on, no one had actually spelled it out yet", "I`m so getting the cold", "This is my new College project, i just wanted to share it Hey Mr Bartender - College Project http://bit.ly/Ba3Nf", "watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins", "the only thing I know about star trek is the joke from tina fey`s twitter, 'may the 4th be with you'", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Yes I did see Mitch Hedberg and the whole floss thing. He`s hilarious. I <3 him. Poor guy", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "Has an hour left of revision", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "White House? This thing`s a lifesaver: http://snipurl.com/hkuj9", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Need to sleep but can`t", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "are you making fun of the call-in guy?", "Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4", "I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "wants to go home.", "_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "And I wanted us to leave at 12:45 to do a 1 p.m. showing (staff retreat mini)", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "Is responding to an email.", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "_b I met at EPIC - he said you were at SS Coffee... I thought he just meant sitting there drinking a lot of coffee", "blah blah blah.... just kidding dude i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "you know, i would love to see 5 lies editors believe about writers. #justsayin", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "On duty in the students union with only 3 punters. There are more of us here than members of the public", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "RIP to officer Edwards. May GOD continue to bless his family. What`s up wit cops killing cops. Seen the same thing happen on 'The WIRE'." ]

[ " I get to go to coffee now It`s no fun. I hate it too!", "I don`t think the neti pot is working for me maybe I`m doing it wrong?", "Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo", "Time for bed, oh how I wish someone was laying next to me", " I guess you are not interested !!", "hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me", "Too many cocktails last night, my head hurts", "Wtf was that **** 5 mins before the marked closed...FAZ you cost me 4 grand", "seriously why did mum make me eat yeah i have a weird eating habit of not eating all day but really", " ohhh ok. thats upsetting sorry for wasting your time. ****", " Sorry. I`m a squirrellist, and I only talk to black or sliver squirrels.", " I`m having no luck either Doing my nut in! Who are you hoping to see?", "7.53. 7 minutes till 8. This is not my best day. I`m late for class again.", " too bad i dont have either", "life is so boring without you", " Im goodie. I feel like we are so disconnected" ]

[ "Version 2 of our live, interactive Trans-Siberian ticket planner is launched: http://tinyurl.com/c5ljwm - its very cool", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "I tried TD, but it battled with CS3 over my processor. Nambu is really good, but unintuitive", "I could see your quote but not vote for it??", "oh yes! Level 40", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Part of an AR-15. Actually the only part of one that qualifies as a gun. You have to be 21 to buy them without parts on them.", "I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol", "go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Is it true there won`t be any Fantastic 4 sequels? I wished they introduced a Franklin Richards character... will they?", "not the best way to start your day", "ok2 g`nyt? Haha too early.", "My birthday is now over.", "is this a new album?? about bloody time too!!", "One more day baby.", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website", "Cool. Cant wait for dustbin baby", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?", "lol i cant drink!!", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee", "castlebar doesnt have 3d so im going to galway to see the jb 3d movie but that could be next week or the one after that", "_eagle Why don`t you ship it to Japan?", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "twitter has spam!!?? oh no", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I`m part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don`t celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "Sending blessings out to", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "Repeat final seconds of Game 3 Dal-Den please! **** THOSE OFFICIALS. :| Anyway, happy mothers day.", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "Can`t get the sound to work while on DVD. I was going to watch Mary Poppins.", "If the drive is automatically ejecting supported discs (ie CD-R), and you can`t boot from a disc, it`s time for AppleCare", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Not been on for a while eh Barry lol.Tweet deck is like prehistoric lol", "DECEMBER... thats like a year away...", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "denial can be very powerful", "my dad just bought me both of these they`re tricky language tho", "First time to Twitter..", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "the link sent me to a tax relief web page", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "I thought was against licensing stores bc it takes away from the experience they want to provide", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "mufasa!!!! warriors or the OCEAN! hahahahahaha", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "i dont even have a WII! b likes xbox, so that`s what we have do you use it?", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "@ metro with achan", "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "just something different than all the text around it. There`s no difference whatsoever", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "yeah, but no closer to the secret of stumble.", "always wanted to see that film never got round to it must get it on DVD tell me if its any good", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "http://tinyurl.com/ateltl <-- Rocksteady pt II", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "good luck with your auction", "the 'no pants' idea could be the new attempt world-wide to attract business back to the airlines.", "all my worms either escaped or died bums!", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "I know, but I wanna finish bsg first", "dont worry im not!!! i dont get it on my tv", "Ohhh mannnn they just laid off 3 girls!!! This economy has to improve soon!!!", "i don`t know !!", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "not Pimm`s in a can?", "_hunter Ah now Comedy Central have Frasier all morning till twelve. So I guess there goes my morning", "lol event management. no prerequisites", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra" ]

[ "really wants to go see the script in NY in august... but no one will go with me", "FCKeditor is giving me problems! Posts just fine, but only edits in plain text! Help!", " loadsa shizze has happend IM SO UPSET..", "my shoes hurt my feet", "Jesus Christ meadowhall could do with better air con! Too hot", "My phone does not work in the DONS", "Traffic is down to a crawl on I-94 right now.", "I can`t keep it", "It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night", "My back is killing me. Stupid softball", "I`m so sleep deprived but it`s to hot to sleep.", "GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\", " It felt nice, but staying outside for too long and your definitely getting burned! Hurricane season is here though", " I so agree with you we have been married for 7 yrs, and this is our 6th move BLAH!!!", "My back is soooooo hurting.", "Sad that our neighbors just cut down ALL the trees around their house! It looked so pretty before, and they seemed healthy. Tragic." ]

[ "Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time", "My picture won`t update.", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "til the next asaran", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "My puppy Gizmo h8s me.. haha. He still growls @ me. I always look back @ my long pruple scar on my fingie", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade", "aww sorry boo. I haven`t bought a printer in 4 years; my canon i900d is still making amazing prints. Have zero fisheye exp.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "AK, flop comes 2K6 I bet 15 get raised to 25 I call, turn is A, we check, river rag, then I check and he bets 15, I raise 15 he calls, 22", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!", "it`s beeen onee year", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "Dang! Of course, I`m just jealous `cuz I didn`t think of it first", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "Can you dig it, sucka? Booker T. Former WWE Wrestler", "your vid wont play x", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "_coza Yep. Live and learn", "I didnt get his tweet", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "it was a lonely battle, my friend, but you fought valiantly!", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "Aww Stanley, have you still got him, they can live for like 20 years right? x", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Is trying to buy a new bible...but they just aren`t the same...why did my dogs have to chew it up?", "not playing here either", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "but Humira isn`t right for everyone. Some respond better to Enbrel. Ask your Rheumy. But not much long-term testing done", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "_indian hehe very true but you`ve got the color advantage, which the complete americans haven`t", "finished watching the movie `mirrors`. I liked it but it really didnt do anything for me 5 out of ten i give it // cool http://g ...", "Oh no she stopped!", "_Rankin And until soy beans have TEETS, soy 'milk' *is not milk*.", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "yeah, not meant to be", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Repeat final seconds of Game 3 Dal-Den please! **** THOSE OFFICIALS. :| Anyway, happy mothers day.", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "Of back off other peoples he can only have one stalker", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Oh Jordan! I�m ready for the next contest, baby!!!! Can�t wait! Kisses from Brazil. I love you!", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "has one more paper left", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm", "We don`t have either of those here.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "One final down, two to go!", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "My dad had to bury ours six weeks ago. She became his after I left for college fourteen years ago. Long time to have a kitty.", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best..." ]

[ " It is so unfair, Hustlaball, US citizens working here, Personal Appearances Expectations, Prowler, can I do that there?", "feels sorry every time I`m printing out, I use like 200 new papers", "I SO should`ve gone right now!!! *wish I could alter time!! *", "Carol Vorderman cancelled her interivew with me... so now I have no proof against all you non-believers!", " dad`s been having fever since last nite and needs 2 bottles of blood trasfusion..loaded 1 today..1 to go tomorrow.", " Awww, that sucks. Maybe it`s on Youtube somewhere?", " I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry", "I try soo hard toget what I want.. & I always end up having a goose egg..", "\tREALLY?? oh.. sorry yall lol", "about to start my least favourite chore.... mopping the floor", "Again, I`m stuck in traffic jams ... Somewhat starting to be the same situation every day. That`s sad, really", "someone take care of me, im so sick", " no, but I will. It just seems such a cruel condition", " Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::", "Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts", "It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night" ]

[ "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "I didn`t see this until after", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "is working it out allll day long.", "just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch", "I don`t have any", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "I`ll give u an icecream ?", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Noones talking to me anymore", "endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining", "I`m getting back into again", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday", "has a face mask on. hehe", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "So that is different than normal how?", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "I wasn`t near him.", "short work week for me", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "i just need to sleep", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "what`s the matter chickadee?", "me too what are you doing?", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "one of them is", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "I`m in a pub garden, its boiling, hannah no likey,", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU", "is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same", "going to bed. night", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "I feel 5 pounds lighter", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "What`s all your fault?", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "i was helping my dad re decorate my bedroom. time 4 a shower!", "What happened? ... Doctors don`t get sick! hope you get well soon...", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "hav a pork scratching", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food", "And this is what happens when Swine Flu gets to all of us. http://tinyurl.com/55hq2o", "I wanna feel my chin", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "????? ,my latest obession.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", ".... It was just alriiightt", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "My near daily exercise is starting to show results.", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "Hoping the day gets better now", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "I was just thinking that", "i gots a summer job", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!", "its getting really windy out there", "I did.`t Get tht." ]

[ "what a waste of lives ... http://tr.im/mLou", "eating hawain pizza for breakfast its a bit cold", " yeah, totally unfair. we should just. FLAME THEM EVERYWHERE", "I got me a little too much sun today", "I`m missing one of my diamond earrings. This makes me sad.", "the neighborhood gas station is gone, kaput, out of business. No more convenient trips for ice or whatevs. over 3 miles now to travel..", " nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter", "Sunburn is really bad now. Regretting sitting in the sun without suncream now", " because your mean to me and it makes me sad!", "TGIF, too bad the weather sucks...", " OMG SO srry to hear that", "tierd.i just want to talk", " What? I was being serious.", "absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it`s this sunny outside and b) i have **** loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday", " So you`re the reason I can`t get a BoC", " and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986." ]

[ "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!", "Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though", "I had fun at Daisy`s Mexican Fiesta .", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "The sight of it made my afternoon", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "it was only announced in the last few days. Due to cancer I think", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "that`s what i was last night", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "has work to go to.", "Just got home from another amazing night", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "I need a haircut. I should not be able to pull my hair into a ponytail.", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "feeling any better hon?", "just got home, talk", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years", "is not too hot and not to cold", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "hahaha omg i only got 3 hrs of sleep", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "its bout smoking weed", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "i tryed that the other day but they werent giving up what they were using!", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "Just got back from work, OT na naman. What`s new?", "Wow. I hope he gets better... cancer can GTFO.", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "!!!! glad you`re alright!", "My mom said I eat a lot", "Hope you mom is okay", "i`m a bum today", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "already knows 3 dishes: Torta, Hotdog, & Itlog. Hurrah for me!", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "I think i need some new friends", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "On the way home.", "I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!", "that is my idea of good dinner happy munchin", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "good luck C have funn!", "I`m having lunch already ur a lil late buddy!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "because the one I was having at that moment woke me up.", "my girl friend also dropped me", "Bouta donate blood! Ahhhhh!", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "About to clean my room", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "lol well i learned somethin new thx !", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you", "Another night of not sleeping", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "Sounds nice! If you try the recipe you gotta tell me how it turned out!", "eating lunch. then school", "I gave a homeless lady named Ruby an Ice Cream sandwich and a cigarette. That is my g00d deed for the day. :p", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "In the university with hungry!!", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "you can put a saucepan full of water on the cooker to heat up the water...indian style scrabbled are the best!!!!", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "is making breakfast .", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "my phne blocks text", "Is @ the pantry", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "oh nos, what happened", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Got a day of painting", "thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "why are you surprised?", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?" ]

[ "Already 26.1c in our office. Can people melt? We`re fighting for air con because fans just don`t help, but can`t find the budget", " Idk. I`m only a stupid 7th Grader", "enjoying my coffee with this super delicious cookie", "Then me disliking you is a rumor! cyndi! What made it look like i didn`t like you?", "So I slept 12 hrs! My body is aching", " Well there`s you, another Twiiter person...erm...difficult to say really... Let`s just say that you could fit all into a minibus!", "Was eating a tomato and it squirted all over me.", "in school w. linda doing nothing ;i miss you", "I am doing Geography Revision on Earthquakes! How Boring!!", "Not feeling comfortable with myself today", " Ian and I are going to a matinee tomorrow, or that`s the plan at least...it`s going to be too expensive for 3d at night", "Mortified. could lose my job", "Sick at home and so bored I want to get better already so I can enjoy being a college grad!", "Just got to work. Only today and three days left. my heart is breaking.", "_TRUESDALE lmao! you a mess. Im gonna be in ATL in a few weeks", " ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here." ]

[ "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "did I miss something??", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "- so sweet why aren`t you out livin` it up this saturday night?", "My sources say no", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "there is no sale in Botega...", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up", "I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Do you not like turtles?", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "yep,raced round it in cars and bikes,its only 40mins away,dont av much motorsport there now,its more planes n choppers now", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "I`m concerned for that family", "I don`t want her to leave..", "i totally do not know how ticketless travel works", "hey are you guys planning any So Cal headlining shows around the time of the Blink tour? We dont get you in Irvine", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "My picture won`t update.", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "I`m just a couple bus stops away from an LC, but I didn`t realize that until about a month or so ago", "It`s not a reg gig yet, but hopefully it will be! Haven`t done massage in a while actually", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "proper cba with out!", "Done with classes and packing for the atlanits!! I hope miley`s there", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", "Job??????? Not so much.", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "Sold bikes faster than expected, and we are running out of sizes. Luckily the single speeds are on the ocean now! ETA - EO June.", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "Didn`t bring connector for camera on trip...saving new photos will have to wait another week...", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "haha wats this about?", "Soaked in the rain in 30 seconds and I wasn`t even hiking 8.4 miles with 2.5 miles in the rain like last weekend.", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out" ]