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[ " Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby", "my day is starting at 2:38pm. woops work in less than 3 hours...", "OMG - the M&Ms in my pantry are calling my name. I`ve been ignoring them all day. It is driving me completely insane. Too many calories", "homeee! my feet are sore", "I dont feel well i got a dentist appointment later.", " There`s very few film/TV jobs, especially in WMids. And I can`t afford to move away yet! Sorry, I missed you on 107.3!", "is off to get the boy and then to his doc. Persistent coughs are not good. http://plurk.com/p/x285t", "Off to meeting in Lincoln Square, bummer, no more free parking", "The time is not my friend today", "The birds are out,, oh man... That`s NOT cool && I didn`t sleep yet for the night!!!", "So much to tell-Only blip is her immune system hasn`t recovered-not yet a newborns. Give it 6 more months. But that`s nothing.", " we tried to DM you but your not following us", " Poor dear. Your fellow **** mavens have been there. What gym do you belong to? PEAC?", "bored...disgusting weather..bored..sooo bored for my last weekend here", "Having a bad day/week", "So wish the Carlton game was on live stupid channel 7 lol." ]

[ "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "Does this happen every monday?", "_uppercut that was such an `old man` thing to say", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "Have a happy Friday and weekend everyone .. TGIF for me is nothing", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "The top 5 words I`ve tweeted: hug, good, people, fun, twitter. http://tinyurl.com/dcxoty ... that`s really quite nice", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "eh..not sure daw guesting ni cha on monday", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "_Paradise Hi Dale, your welcome man! Hope ur weekend is going well. I think I would enjoy your Desert Paradise! fun, fun, fun!", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "happy bank holiday monday twitter! bath time, spring clean, movie marathon , lazy day", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "class color day tomorrow! last time! I have a lot to remember for tomorrow but I bet I`ll forget -_-", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah", "I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "good morning! i hope you all have a good day today!! although its a monday... be positive! ;)", "I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you! (& I use your calendar to track work hours)", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "y�n t�m, sang n?m s? th?y **** m?c Tr?n tinh twitter tr? l?i L� Th�ng , Th?ch Sanh nh? l�m quiz m� c??i ???c c�ng ch�a", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "wishing you all a happy monday and a wonderful start to this week ! Make it a good one", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Huh, another ScarePoint coding Sunday", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "Greetings Joan: Just wanted to say I STILL MISS waking up to your pleasant personality & face in the a.m. Hugs, Angel", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way tyg", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone" ]

[ "Birthday girl in the house!! Tweet tweet suckas", " LOL. Academy-ish. Haha. I really really miss O.B.", " lol i know and haha..did you fall asleep?? or just get bored of shaun :p joke", "Worried for my cousin and her son", " Get you lol what time we eating id hate to be late", "Would like to remind people that I am OUT of Kansai Scene, and whatever the current issue is like, I have had nothing to do with it", "listening to music!! my phone just died on me !! Can`t find my charger... my brother needs 2 stop taking mine without asking!!", " i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.", "i need new running shoes!! my feet are completely torn up", "...And omg whats this dirty letter from Danny everyones been on about? Its absolutely none of my business but I still feel left out lol", "I love music so much that i`ve gone through pain to play :S my sides of my fingers now are peeling and have blisters from playing so much", "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", " I know, they`re ****. I am trying to sort out my portfolio and I don`t know what to put in it!", "net .. net .. net .. hmm. bad weather .. weird summer!", "Just read a book called 'Gamer Girl' and it wasn`t too bad.", "Is going to have one upset daughter in a bit..mr. Rat took a sudden turn for the worse and didn`t make it" ]

[ "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "Going home to get clothes", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "Fun is being had.", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "<< Finaly Back to home..", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill", "Played the Eclectricity Festival @ The Custard Factory last night was an UNREAL atmos right till the end! Glad i played last set", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "Why is no one online?", "I`m doing an experiement", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.", "I took my ring out...", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "they closed the voting...all u can vote for now is best movie Hope you win it! My 4 y/o Daughter lovesss 2 sing 'The Climb'", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "_defcon1 I gather you guys continued the drinking after I left?", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "peace & quiet. Enjoy it while it lasts!", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "I didn`t see this until after", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "need to get a hand", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "I had 2 hoes .. now I have none", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "http://twitpic.com/67kb6 - Sad day! What a great guy and enthusiastic teacher.", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "Have you been going to the Trop for the last 5 years? No more games for you!", "Have a good day", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "left the bases loaded...", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "Is feelin right rite now", "aaaawww would u like an alcoholic beverage of your choice?", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "it was only announced in the last few days. Due to cancer I think", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*) Lots of love to you!", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "it was just the handle tg", "I have to pee.", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "what`s going on ?", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "that`s not great guy related??", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard", "() 1-Pendulum = awesome! 2-Goodbyes suck 3-Shut up plz. 4-Toy Story 3!! 5-JB 3D MOVIE 2MORO! 6-I`m tired. 7-Aaaand I`m out.", "on a day like this...", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Lobster dinner with MBA folks tonight, but no terasse, pouring rain in Mtl...", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "I wasn`t near him.", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "one of them is", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo" ]

[ " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", "Have a HUGE headache... don`t have asprin here at work.", "charbotgreen has been suspended 'unusual activity??'", " u guys are soo unfair smh...", "It`s 1:15 AM, and I hear a helicopter flying over my house. That`s kind of weird. In other news, my headache is back. BOOOOO.", "It`s too hot. I hate summer #harrymcflytosing", " omg!!!! I feel bad, .Was it good? ;", "_x Haha, You sound like lizzie :L she`s got a sister who is older than her, and she`s like argh :@ all the time", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", " ..ok brother...did you change your num and not give it to me, AGAIN??? smh..you no good dude", "Already misses the Dunhams.", "Aww.. I lost 3 followers. FOLLOW ME !", "just reached for her plate to get another bit of toast and realised id eaten it all not a nice feeling", "No AC, the fan doesnt swing our way ... we are sweating it out on a hot humid day", " See? Sucked you right in. The only problem will be church/Sunday race conflicts, but that`s why God gave us DVR. :-D _niffer", " don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask or if you don`t believe me!" ]

[ "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "ugh, i was so hungry i scarfed my lunch before i even thought to take a pic. #feastfriday", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round hahah", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "haha! sorry to hear that", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "finally over my sickness.", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "Guess it was too much to hope for me to have a nice relaxing Mothers Day!... Happy Mothers Day mommies", "Wah, why are you sad?", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Im hungry and its cold", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Awake. Suprisingly. Couldn`t get to sleep last night so gave up and pulled an all-nighter. How are you?", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Very tired! Dinner good, then churro`s were good!", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it" ]

[ "One load of washing put away, and another load on. Amazing how the house doesn`t look any better for all my efforts", "I am sitting at work watching the clock. It isn`t moving fast enough.", "Hello and thank you for all of the #followfridays people. I always forget, sorry", "Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck.", "fml my work uniform is on the washing line", "gonna have to eat something, I feel so horrid. I need a hug!", "Nursing my sick guniea pig back to health and my cat is being jealous", " sorry - didnt mean to hope you can think positivly about being 80 and looking back on 30!", "I made it six days in a row w/out an accident in the house and then pops took me to a strange place and didn`t give me time after b-fast", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "Done with geology!! But I`m really missing my favorite sisters! Especially because they can`t go to banquet tonight", "Its 4.30am, sleep timeee. I wanted to watch Gossip Girl but i`m way too tired Goodnight!", "Josie`s out of surgery. She`s now officially unable to procreate. And She`s way out of it... Poor medicated baby", " yeah i need his fricken cell number ive tried his home for months and hes too busy. i miss braddddddddd", " what about Midge? She definitely has to be in on that tie for first. She`s completely dumb and yeah, punk`d indeed", "thinks its annoying when i keep getting twitter error messages from my mobile" ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "I`M A CELEBRITY TOOOOO!", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Just watched Mall Cop. Wasn`t that funny, but wasn`t too bad. I guess. I kinda wish I still worked at a movie theater....", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "As Simon/Idol might say, 21life sentences not good enough for Chester Stiles. How can one **** a 2 year old child?! How the F? Why?", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "I was really disappointed with the whole 'promiscuous girl' thing. congrats on her success but i think wasted talent", "yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x", "Enjoying sunshine in the park with friends, pale shirtless footballers are not attractive I`m afraid", "I miss Feb 23rd 2008 best night of my whole entire **** life. I`d rather re-live that night then win $1million.", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "i loudly said something & my coworker replied 'i dont know brian klemm! But even I love brian klemm!' ( _0_Tronic )", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "No star replies to me", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "happy mother`s day to all the moms out there. i hope i never join that crowd", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "oh gaha no of course i wasn`t offended why would i be? i`d love to play for you some day", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "Sleeping on the streets of nyc for a celebrity...nothing new. Wish i had a huge blanket though", "thanks babe. I guess I will find the right person one day, til then I`m better off alone", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Ever seen the tv show Dead Like Me? I died and became a grim reaper. Taking people`s souls after accidents", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", ">>i don�t live in UK, so I can�t say what i think...", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "You wouldnt change your fans for the world, tbh i dont think anyone would change mcfly for the world You`s are too amazing x", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "Work, work. Me not that kind o` orc.", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "i got talent too u nvr hear me sing or dance them does call me Mini Breezy", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "I don`t see why not", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple" ]

[ " I`ma say you should smudge yourself before I start calling people given the malicious action we pulled the other night", " you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!", "in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !", "so bored...miss everybody already", "I dont like things getting confused. Seems to be happening alot lately", " Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool", " Yeah, that was my thumb last night. Sorry", "Visit 2 La Ventana de los Cielos foundation was pushed bck 2 weeks, was so excited 2 go & meet the kids. I`ll have 2 wait another 2 wks", "Man i am being boring today not tweeting How are you guys?", "i miss him ALOT but im not gonna talk to him, i HOPE", "My storm is acting up ....Excited for the discussion session regarding Social Media. Scott Lake, CEO of ThinkSM, will be attending.", "back at work its too warm to be in here today!!!", "Far too sick to sing. I`ve got a post nasal drip and a sore throat, just sent my sorry I won`t be there email", "i really should stop relying on my family when they say their going to get me lunch", "Ive got mad cramps in my legs", "I didn`t go to the gym today and I feel bad" ]

[ "m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good i guess i just like a laugh!!!", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "I have to pee.", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "wish i could want to stay and play with u guys and enjoy a block party for once", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "today Jon Doe plays at the Moho. ia m excited it�s gonna be funny.. but before i have to carry all the equipment and do the backline", "Can`t sleep. **** morning will come to soon. Have to rest! It will be a new day. A perfect day to start new changes", "it`s beeen onee year", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "Finally got to wash my hair! I feel much better now, but I gotta dry it ... Effffffort.", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "are you having a bad day?", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "i am bored. :| any idea`s of a nice site?", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!", "I want to SOOOOOOO BAD!!!", "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that could be interesting", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking", "Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "So glad I`m finally done with finals!", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "your not in school", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "wish u was in the D!", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "- try thinking of something calm and peaceful, such as relaxing on the beach.", "ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "so glad i`m not at uni anymore", "Feeling some butterflies today Study study study contracts; gonna ace this, then on to the write-on competition for the journals.", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "Ok back later, have a great time regardless of the weather PS I`m only a BB away!", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "yes yes yes lotsa fun i cant wait. dont like make up with shaun too much in front of me tho cos ill get awkard haha", "Waiting on laundry to finish so I can go HOME. Think I`ll do my nails while I wait", "just wanna be there tonight", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "heyy i finally got one too oh and good luck on your finals today", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Good am all..: hanging out with ma dad 2day, looking for a job still..", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "Dunno yet, would LOVE to though! I keep missing them any other time for some reason :S & have fun!", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "My sleeping beauties I love my grads!! http://twitpic.com/4we5w", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "wnna take a bath!!!!", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "seriously. increasingly good nights. stoked on life! couldn`t be happier #goodnight", "Now to go home and cry", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "Howz it going hun??", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "aww way to make me feel special", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "im up ..going to work!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "I wish I could play guitar..... my guitar I got a few christmas`s ago is collecting dust! I need to learn! haha", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "Eh, I`ve had better. I`m excited to see ryan hurley tomorrow", "Haha yes I do it`s hard work, too! I didn`t get home until 3:00 AM, not like I sleep haha." ]

[ " I`ve heard of disgruntled investors, but calling you a 'hoe'? That seems totally out of line", "Where is my bestie when i need him ", " I wish I could still drink it but I had two bad nights with white wine in London and then I was sick for almost a week", " oh dear.. u serious? so how does one prevent bites?? I`m so itchy its distracting while editing.. *sigh*", "Not feeling comfortable with myself today", "is very disappointed that cadbury chocolate blocks got smaller", "'I`m giving up on you. I don`t care how you mess up your life now.'... :`(", "ummm. no it didnt work so i guess im stuck with this uglyonee", " Your such a riot!! You go girl!!", "when i cheered,i yelled SHAKE THESE at the end of a chant and did the suck it 'X' and got suspended & had to give a public apology,lol", "AP: North Korea could opt for devastating land assault... http://tinyurl.com/nmg9ht (via _Report) Scary talk to say the least. mm", "sweaty and tired from the 6 lap run. gonna do sun run next year no matter what.", "Computer is packed away. There goes my life. Right into a cardboard box.", " no I was too slow I hate getting the trailhead then not getting in.", "It`s 20:50 hs and i`m still at the office...really tired,wanna go home!", "I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I`m stayin til 630" ]

[ "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "nigel really enjoyed it, but he`s got a big scratch on his side that inexplicably appeared afterwards...", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "he`s hard to please, methinks he has the picture in his head just fine", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ...", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways", "Aw, thanks. Slowly getting over it. Yep, he tweaked his knee late in the third. Basically stood still for the last 2 games.", "I think i am getting a cold", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "_Writer aww no which one?", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "had a good day but im now skint again", "LOL. About to leave.", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "can`t keep eyes open....*shuts eyes*", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "is gaining weight. rather", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "So what does that make a queef", "morning world, is raining 2day so revision don`t seem so tough,", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "right, caffeine levels topped up, few more hours revision then #f1 time `mon the jenson.", "has work to go to.", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "I wish I had a concept of what time it is right now.... not adjusting well. Obvs.", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", "TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "(Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Me too! #caffeine", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "yeah yeah gd night then", "ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.", "hope yer ok hunny", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Howz it going hun??" ]

[ "Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts", "Should have gone to bed ages ago, **** you tedtalks! Gotta get up early too", "Wondering why it`s so cold - the skylight is open - I left the gas on this morning", " oh! Yeah,your mom told be about that. I thought you meant his twitter ID & I was very confused. That sucks. Sick.", "webcam still wont work evil stuffs.", "Is too much of a bro", "NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(", "Grrrr....I got the wrong size coat for the sheep", "i`m still full from the buffet at palms. my stomach actually hurts. ugh gluttony bites.", " you are disappointing me......", " lol seriously. fail. ::sigh::", "Ugh feeling sick to my stomach and I have five more hours of work to go", " and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.", " My long lost friend!", " well atm anyway i`m only managing cos i have no musical talent ps horrible thing to say bout rove", " haha calm down. Youll get ur shades. I`m still sick tho. So I`ll prolly knockout after" ]

[ "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Why do weddings on TV make me cry? Is it just my inner desire to be eternally happy and start the rest of my life??", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "you givein lady ga ga arun for her money in that get up hee hee love it", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "watching keeping up with the kardashian on youtube", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement", "twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow. whee", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Has an hour left of revision", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "Half term is almost over", "Having a cup of tea", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "Work is a no go", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "i got baby g wach its zi same as the 1 lady gaga wears in eh eh film clip but in pink!! I LOVE YOU KAY thanks a heap i win olivia", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "(that was a btw -_-)", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "Nanay cried after reading the card I gave her. Hugged her and next thing I knew, I was crying, too! Haha We`re such cry babies. Love her.", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "Moment of truth!! Im nervous for her!", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!", "Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya", "I feel sorry for male singers. they are never gonna be as great Zac Hanson! Pooorr fellas", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "I`m so getting the cold", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Amy did u already check out the antics of Parella and Marcia? news... and entertainment on Twitter", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!", "Repeat final seconds of Game 3 Dal-Den please! **** THOSE OFFICIALS. :| Anyway, happy mothers day.", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "my phne blocks text", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Can`t No money to spend.", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "What happened to Dave?", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.", "Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "@ it hurts me that my sister has so much potential and she isnt using any of it what a waste of God-given talent.", "The day started so wonderful, but now our kids our crying because our kitty is missing We just got back from posting signs around.", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "I didn`t see this until after", "I was rooting for Betty.", "June gloom is upon us.", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "is about to go into her last final. happiness!", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face." ]

[ "So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.", "Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0 shes fussy", "(sigh) guess we`re not gonna meet up today.", "Gettin check outta school cause im siccck. Goin to pick up jimbbbbo.", " I`d just plain go crazy", " aw u can`t let me in on the secret!", "Experiencing pain with paginating ASP.NET ListView controls", "totally forgot she had soccer today. ugh today was actually good too...", " lol, what`s wrong? workin right now sowwwy", " Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol", " Umm..ok..just don`t start cats on fire.. ...promise", "Tired.....but can`t go to bed yet.....", " girl you stay inviting me but not doing a follow-up hahaha... no phone call to check up on me", "stupid HIP!! I hate you!! And I can`t even break in my new kicks!!! GRRRR!", "*moment of silence* for the Budget i`m bout to b on I spend wayyy to much $$$.... OMG! I`m on a Budget?!?!", "is very angrrry! my FB account just got deleted- WTF??? all my poems I have ever written are on there" ]

[ "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "****. Now you have to cover the whole purse with those so it looks like a pattern.", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "ok - thats enough!", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "not the best way to start your day", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "what happened to your phone", "dw you never will ****", "been there done that. It always ended up with me selling the machine and going back to my mac", "Fixed my favourites. $180 and the heels fell off after 4 wears", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "lol, don`t rub it in", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "say it isn`t so!", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "no its the same", "Wah, why are you sad?", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.", "_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "Not a prob hun", "Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning.", "Dear Mikey Robins: nah, you`ve heard it all before", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "Oh, I see what you mean. That is true if they are used improperly, which we know they are.", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "youre not supposed to...", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Aw, sorry about your cat No worries about the blankets, I was just wondering, I`m in no rush, take your time!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "That post was for", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "but then you won`t see Her hotness much either", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "damnit i didn`t but neither did you so win!", "fo sho, im down", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "why don`t u use twitpic? none of ur pics show up on my phone", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "Awesome! Saw you added me on MySpace, could you please >NOT< tag me in the photos there? Thanks.", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards" ]

[ "is doing boring accounts stuff", "Ugh. I`m so tired. Waitin for the bus. good morning!", "a reply from would make my life, he replies usually to the people who call him ****, then he tells them he willblok them", "chillen at gmas! Soooo humid outside!", "alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh", " it`s the non-www fail http://www.mymunchies.net/ that works", "[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct", "aww dude.. no fair. i thought that was the point of this thing", " I`m sorry...I`ll make sure I do that next time.", " http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - Poor Thing", " Boring? What?! Ugh!!! come back to of then!", "FC is finally up again. it`s about time. i hate that this keeps happening", " If they recorded it and sent it to people, they obviously meant for it to get out there. But if they didn`t, I feel bad.", "Have to go to work typical sunshine and deep sleep; stupid friday.", "Why am I so tired?????? Whyyyyy make it stop. Merm is not going to be fun tonight.", "is watching 'Sicko' and is utterly digusted with this country..." ]

[ "_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "Did 2dives w/ Oceans Deep Dive. 10m vis, no sun, no colours. Dynamite fishing has done it`s toll on the reefs.", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "I`m in a pub garden, its boiling, hannah no likey,", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "have to change practice pools, someone threw up in our normal pool", "Totally just skid all over the road.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "Well done doing blood work..its hot out again", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Lucky. Winter is coming for us", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "is this a new album?? about bloody time too!!", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "heading out to the park with the kids - hope it does not rain -looking cloudy?", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "today is going to be a long day", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Match of Handball this a the afternoon", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "_rain i wanna see her hair hows everyone?", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "i know i`m changin it again", "#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "Haha yes I do it`s hard work, too! I didn`t get home until 3:00 AM, not like I sleep haha.", "where is the sunshine...the only thing i see are clouds...", "http://twitpic.com/4we51 - summer is here.", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "not the best way to start your day", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "True to form, Bank Holiday Monday looks like it might be rainy. Hope it holds off til later, family&friends plan walk and picnic today", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "Hoping the day gets better now", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "loves the way the sky looks now i.e. no cloud at all. but that would only mean that it`s ultra hot outside.... http://plurk.com/p/rpb7t", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "i wish it was summer", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "BBQ`s gone well ! Weather stayed good which is a right bonus. Just off to bed, training in the morning at 06:30 then work", "So far (with the exception of the rain), my morning is Great. But I won`t let it dampen my day", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "it`s pretty cold outside today i got another exam...", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "I hope so ^^ Eclipse is up and running again btw! http://tinyurl.com/d792yd", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "I`m getting back into again", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though", "I can`t get to bed", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "yeah, big chill here too good foods, good music, great weather! have a cool day Bro!", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "not playing here either", "**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard" ]

[ " miss u m8 we NEED tae have a catch up n that", " OMG....that is soooo sad.", "soo tired.. still kinda angry that i missed the concert", "hate working when its sunny,boohoo", " and I`m not getting another one ... There`s only 1 alfie", "_craig Tried to follow one of your #FF recommendations but 'have been blocked from following by request of the user'", "http://twitpic.com/66xjl - An hour in the sun turned me into a blancmange. Sucks to be pale", "anyone drive a newish diesel car? any advice on pros cons? not interested in old diesel cars, need recent model experience, eg SUV", " Not Columbus but just wanted to say sorry to be missing Indiana show tomorrow. So sad I will be in the woods with 8 GS.", "i`m hungry but can`t eat anything right now because my tongue hurts so bad.", "Whats is up with me! I am spilling everything", " Wow, I`ve officially lost all faith in Britain, looks like our wishes weren`t met, sadly", " this week has dragged a bit for me too have an essay to write about the seaside then Im seeing eddie izzard tonight x", "_ryall What if I thought I was a Star Trek person but I wasn`t all that crazy about the new movie?", "Has horrible toothache, and had only a wink of sleep ****", "_nk Wouldn`t call that cool or dangerous. Reckon it fits into the stupid category" ]

[ "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Top cashier at work today! woot woot! now off to have a drink...", "Quiet day at work 2day.Just had dinner. Whats doin out there?", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "no more twitter in a while .. tweet tweet", "Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "thanks you`ve been quiet lately!", "Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!", "last #ff _Diesel _Web_Design", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "Another night of not sleeping", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "I`m ready homie..actually ima be working", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "I really need a job.", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "thinking lots of revision tomorrow woo, hope it a sunny one.", "Fuuudge. Movie store is closed", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "has one more paper left", "The dayem computer #twpp", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "Official whine-tweet for today. Nothing specified", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "just got back home... bored now", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "Sure is rainy! the storm has left everything, everywhere... would love 4 u 2 follow us", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "Still bored but not long now till the next tour date", "needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "back to work.. with no distractions..", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "They grovelled On tomorrow morning, will post a link to the show, should be on just after 9am if anyone is about", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "Too busy at work today to trash the cubes of vacationing team members", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "we`ll see Craig might just hog u guys! haha I work till 10 tonight anyways", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "At home alone with not much to do", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "yeah back to work I get out at 3:30 so it`s not that bad", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "SATS what the its just around the corner.", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Good morning tweeps. Busy this a.m. but not in a working way", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "How BOut What Your Doing Now, or what you gonna do today lol", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "thats what i was thinking but the only time it`s gonna be on is 1 am!", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Last time we`ll get tacos like this.", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm", "proper cba with out!", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "a chilled day party tomorrow.", "Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask", "IN $RF .94 - target $5.30. OUT $DNDN @$21.85 near days low" ]

[ "Gus, formally known as world`s ugliest dog has died We`ll miss you, Gus http://bit.ly/exjcn", " yeah do you feel anything at all? I remembered I was looking at loopt on his phone and that **** was coughin all over that", " I am so sorry!! That really sucks", "no transport for church wont be making it, im crushed. Oh well, more time for assignments I suppose. My throat really hurts ...", " Are you guys gonna get the metal detector from the Brickmans? I saw Chad ask Davey on FB. Sorry `bout your ring", " nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running", " so the beneath show got cancelled BUMMER! i guess i wont see you til cornerstone who are you goign with?", "ugh im crying again writing a rant about it on tumblr.", "Hate to break every1`s heart but confirmation jus came in that Austin & Sophia do NOT & never had a twitter another sad day!!", " Sorry Mike, was assuming it was music that was missing..I don`t know then.. a mystery..", "rcb trashes mumbai indians.... i feel bad for mumbai indians, they just didn`t know what hit him...", "ONE OF THE WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.", " Yes bb There are actually 2 of them, but the other one I don`t really give a **** about.", "Bored...um...Song of the day: 'I caught myself by Paramore' and 'No good deed from the musical Wicked' Oh! And Fully Alive by Flyleaf!!!", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine", " my internet in like 9th grade was so fast, its dieing out" ]

[ "My dad had to bury ours six weeks ago. She became his after I left for college fourteen years ago. Long time to have a kitty.", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "at work then back to my baby`s house", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "wow i`m soo hungover", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "need to get a hand", "at work closing files", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "I love you MOM!", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "wants to go home.", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "xD hello that`s an important date!", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "so...i really want to be home right now.", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-)", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "On the phone to mum http://tinyurl.com/otdn9u", "just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "you were great. just awesome. i was crying cuz i wanted to be there so bad", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Has got to look for a job this weekend", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "He`s gonna do it for mothers day Ever notice Papa looks like Squiggy from Laverne snd Shirley. I love him.", "youre not supposed to...", "making mother`s day gift", "its been clownin since it got flooded in htown in april. Got it repaired or so I thought.", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "I`m not off till 930", "why do i turn red", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "I`ve had for a while now, just in case. And yeah, I start work there again tomorrow. Very excited", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "Me too, because Monday is end of weekend. But, we cannot escape it, so I wish you have a good week", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "awww bless her. she made me cry", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Thanks New work will arrive in a few weeks", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Thinking about all of the cleaning and organizing that needs to be done over the weekend!", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "my laptop broke, who wants to help a girl out and take me to best buy this weekend. please ill feed u.", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "got THE best mothers day present from Tys. It made me cry uncontrollably, and it wasn`t a present", "Watchin `how to lose a man in 10 days` wiv mum lol", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "is thinking about a career change", "_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "I will try. But I don`t care what my mum says", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day" ]

[ "My puppies killed my cat lastnight,they thought she was a stuffed animal. RIP Meanie http://yfrog.com/104m6wj", "_StrayCat I sorry!! Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?", " I can`t believe you tweeted that. It was our special moment", " im home alone in the house and imma scared x", "will be lonely for 4 days because will be in baguio. http://plurk.com/p/x2apl", "Going off BC is making me break out.", " awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!", "I had 2 buy a new washer, bought the dryer 2. Dryer labeled electric but is gas GRRR. Now we have 2 load it up tomorrow 2 return it.", " I want an invite - sick of seeing all these links for people playing and being left out", "Geez I`m hating bein at work till 10 on a day like this I feel like its a wasted lovley day", " Gutted your not playing Kos in July Jules", " SICK! I`m totally getting GH5!! Too bad you guys didn`t get to play in Boston", " Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x", "eating breakfast getting ready to go to school ;(", "Not looking forward to this long trip in the morning. I`m sick", " are you having any problems sending images from Twitterberry mine just doesn`t want to work ! ****" ]

[ "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "what about Your Body by Tom Novy or Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. They are from 04/05. Good memories from these songs", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "two macaroons go into a bar....one says oh your a nut. wow I need to get out more.", "nah they were mine had ones without fingers", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "Oh that just made my evening. I forgot Merlin was on tonight! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "is jealous of his family their all having an amazing breakfast and all i get is rice crispies", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....", "yeah, I much prefer tweetdeck but if you must have multiple accounts", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "_shantz heyy shantell! twitter is cool, thats why! and guess what!! i followed britney spears, and she followed me back!", "yay but you missed naptime", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.", "thank you dearie -- I just followed dome of them on there too!", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "show was amazing. so cold out now hope I can give victoria my card and get my dvds back ;) ha", "Gone have my ears on it when I am at home ..plenty of painting for you as well", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office", "_Henrie oh my god, yeah! that cake looks delish! i hope you shared it! haha.", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?", "I`m not going to lie, I`m loving the Ace of Cakes wooop! LOST!", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "I miss all you OK girls. Happy Mother`s Day to all y`all.", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Happy Grey`s day everyone! Oh I miss Grey`s!!", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "lol ik they are, but i figure i`ve kept it for a year+ without needing virus software or to get it fixed sigh", "Go to Campos on Missendon Road in Newtown. Ask for Ben. And discover how great coffee can be", "Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "Damm it! I didn`t get a pic of niamh with her 3D glasses on", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.", "Oh Chris, so sorry about Mr. Raccoon. Obviously NOT a FEMALE, cuz any female of ANY SPECIES would adore you. Hugs, Angel", "2ND BREAKFAST !? I want more food =/ LOL. Tweet me what breakfast you`re having LOOOOOOLDING`", "Is finally back from the dinner party, had fun, Alice had no wine. I proposed...we`re getting married next week on May 15th 2009", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol", "My pleasure I really enjoy your random word poetry, and am disappointed when I miss out on participating!", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "me and my friends are just sitting here and searching for pictures on google haha, my friend found pictures of her father! haha", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "Wish I was there!", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "Great service, but I find the time lag from time of posting to appearance on Twitter to be a small downer", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "but i did have a really nice smoothy at baulko shops", "Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "Oh, will do. I had to bring the souffl� home I`m SO full! It`s delicious! One of my Philly favs.", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "im contacting PAWS Philippines so i can find 'tiger' a new owner. im so sad. i love my dog soo much", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "this chipotle line is out the door! but I really want it!!", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "You missed me! lol", "No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "not there but wish I were", "Cheers. Wish I had more fonts to play with", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "I forgot I have lumpia and pancit in my fridge from last night! Yay", "Aww I got to see my 1st grade teacher`s last day before she retired", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!" ]

[ " not a lot!! im bored! My names Crissy BTW lol How u doinnnn???", "my msn crashes way too much hmph", "I`ve been reading up on Sims 3 genetics on the Sims 2 forums. Apparently hair dye is passed on to offspring. I`m very disappointed", "I really need to sort out a bird table and some feeders - the robins and blue **** are being bullied", "Sneezing hurts my back.", " ik, i feel sooo bad for them", "not having a good day..one bad thing after another", "3 tweeets {: FGS tweekdeckkk hates me -cryyyy", "I always want to be perfect. That�s so hard cause I even know that it�s impossible. ...", "Having real bad headache..", " nah is next week honey ma fault for confusin u", " http://twitpic.com/5wb0k - what a mess. we`re missing the bra strap.", "its freezing cold! i cant function right in this type of weather. starving to the max", "_R Drive-in!? srsly!? *jealous* I have never ever been to one. there is one down the rd, but it`s no longer operational :|", " inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!", "I wish I had company" ]

[ "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "done with the dentist until November", "goodmorning/night to you too! sleep well", "not for too long I hope x", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "I hope you have a nice sleep", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "thank you my love", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL", "just got home from the sunshine coast", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Happy 11th I`m going to sleep now lolz", "thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though", "Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!! Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "I`m out of town next week We`ll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!", "_Johnson: have a good night", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work", "Thank you! One day at a time, right?", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "just came back from karaoke & eating dinner with emily. it was sooooo much fun", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "should be going nfg tonight", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "It`s natsmith88 last Friday today", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "you have no interview today?", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "Great to meet you! Thanks for the use of your umbrella...I hope you ate and got some sleep!", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "Schools out, but works in", "The 'shhh..' stuff is finally all done!", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "Ur friend sent me", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "done with the packing and everything else ... leaving in 3 hours ...", "So glad I`m finally done with finals!", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "Going lay down, I`ll get up officially @ 1! Yes 1! lol Good(night) again!", "is poolside. Bowling toniht maybe?? Back to work tomorrow", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "thank you! I really appreciate that babe", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "Going to bed after a great night with a friend glad to know she has the same feelings about classes as someone else", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "has work to go to.", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "I hope today just flows through and lots of nice things happen at work so you come home happy", "no happy hour for me today", "Sleeeep. Good day, nice night, comfy bed.", "Woo! Two days till awesome gig, one day till Uni is finished for 12 days #gigs #3yp", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "going to work, it`s 3:30am", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "i need 2 b getting 2 sleep 4 the night. Have a good sunday", "I don`t want her to leave..", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "I absolutely LOVE you. Thanks", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "random night of fun now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day!", "It was indeed a lovely evening. Over far too quickly I got home at 1115 in the end. Coffee in bed this morning", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "Less than 24 hrs until GRADUATION!!! Going out tonight to celebrate", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "Thanks! That will be you in October", "ily babe. Sweet dreams.", "right guys i have to go", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "Good luck tonight! have fun" ]

[ "I miss the seniors already", "tweeting from ally court for the last time.... its a sad sad moment", "Is getting upset at work cus bindz and j are being bullies and they won`t let me go duty free shopping!", "Sick, sick, sick. This sucks. i can`t even breathe properly", "Wishing I could go with to SoCo to go climb, instead I`m stuck at work all weekend", "ONE OF THE WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.", "*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !", "driving home,I�m so tired,had a bad day", "_G ur a poopy head", " so where r u spinning now that the Hookah is R.I.P.?", "Just came back from watching Terminator Salvation @ Cathay. It`s so-so only, not so much action but I feel sorry for Marcus though.", "is MySpace mobile free? or do u have 2 have credit... cause they are liers", "Only just past 8am and already been spoiled rotton", "is fairly upset at the fact the twitter/bgt session will have to commence without Sam..", " sold, so i hit cash and just took the tax out of my tips. but then my drawer ended up being 5 dollars short idk if its cause", " it is very unlucky the day wasn`t the same without you! i hope to see you on wednesday though, right? x" ]

[ "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "Yes so did I Some of the Acts are really very cringe worthy! Though I do find it very entertaining.", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "oooh battlestar galactica is on the other channel. it`s the rebellion episode! man, i feel so sad about what became of gaeta. i liked him", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "just dropped my biscuit in my tea", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "same. Was going to try warm milk but I`m lactose intolerant haha.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "'They say I look yummy & they want a taste, but I`m a human not a sandwich.' LMFAO makes me", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Summer makes me feel ugly all the pretty people are out showin off their good genes **** them to hell!!!", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "watching Please Twins. gonna make some Iced Tea :-bd", "That`s exactly how I feel. I hope you start feeling better soon.", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "haha iya starting to tweet again krn mitzy baru ber-tweeter jg Nit.", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles" ]

[ " i was sent home yest from work, when in again today but feel like hell and burning up with a high temp, got it off hubby", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", "Feeling bad that didnt get to see UP", "_breannarose fuuuuuuck idk if andy can get youuuu", " I tried to DM you but your not following me", " ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here.", " yup - working away hard! Busy busy busy", "sorry paul scheuring, but prison break series finale sucked... in so many levels", "Cops tell #Tori`s Dad they may never find her remains http://lfpress.ca/newsstand", "I must have just missed & I guess I scared & _TX off... Sorry", "frame damage... car could be totalled", "I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy", " Is beastypops tired? I wish i was. My tablets are just making me want to throw up!", "is sick & tired of being sick & tired", " It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime", " Shame about your job have you thought about working for yourself? there`s big money to be paid http://bit.ly/1864ml" ]

[ "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "episode 17 season 1, i love chuck bass. who`s going to the short stack filming next sat? Im making a flag. ;D", "_tattoo Hey girl. I`m a new follower - I think it`s awesome you`ve gotten the chance to get so close to Donnie. Very cool!!", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "can i have itL", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!", "its ok. im juz curious", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "getting ready so i can go out", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Had a nice visit last night from a boy with voracious stubble, does anyone know what to do about a raw chin? haha", "Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "Trying to stay upbeat while I wait to get my keys out of my locked car", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "Michael Porter is haunting me again. Ugh. The five forces. But I don`t remember the other 9 strategies for competitive advantage.", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "i have much to learn", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "One interlock down one to go", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "Photo: Got my prints a few days ago, ready for the NorskArt exhibition http://tumblr.com/xht1phgl3", "(that was a btw -_-)", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "just got Zion tweet", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "Speaking of which, we need to talk soon.", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Scratch that. Now we`re watching `marley and me`. Thinking I could stay awake better for this one.", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!", "It`s Just So Audioo.", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "my pic didn`t work", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "I knew something was wrong with this guy. Now it`s been confirmed! Thanks for the pic!", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "that`s dope! stay out of trouble", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "My ear are popping.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "I want to go see Up", "why that`s a halo", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "_II It`s foggy here", "hey hey hey b", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Making my boyfriend look different. He`s cute no matter what. <3" ]

[ "Sometimes I could swear I really am insane.", "stupid HIP!! I hate you!! And I can`t even break in my new kicks!!! GRRRR!", " awww, we JUST missed you then!! But I`ll see you tonight!!", " Yucky! We had our last soccer game of the season today...tryouts start Friday", "ugh i need a job but no one is hiring", "nooooooo sue is retiring no no no no!", "Life sucks if ur not having fun.", "Oh man....my fiance just got off work and I start mine in 1 hour....so not fair.....", " of course its not coming to boise", " are you having any problems sending images from Twitterberry mine just doesn`t want to work ! ****", "is not running in the Annapolis half marathon this weekend because i failed to meet the registeration deadline & its completely filled", " pictures of your bliss? In JPEG format? Sorry, it`s message board terminology and u don`t play w/us on the boards", "Trying Resco MobileForms Toolkit and sample. Trial messages ruin everything, the sample has bugs, it`s running slow. Poor 1st impression.", " Aww maybe i traumatized her.", " OMG that is AWFUL! $12k??? Wow Our pyr figured out how to open a doorknobs one day by crushing them in her jaws and", "Trying to go to sleep but no luck I think i`m sick... =S" ]

[ "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "Hey, thanx for following me, I`ll follow you", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "_emily i wish i was there to hear that!", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "What a beautiful day! Hangin with the guys Graham and Josiah lol waiting for the others. If you wanna stop by come on over ;) with food", "Weekends are Great....if you don`t have to work them.", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Why thank you... Us Mami`s are bringin` sexy back...", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "I know. I am definitely going to try and see Up this weekend.", "_LOCA thank you babe What are you doin this evening?", "I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "I`m saying my goodbye to my car for the next 2 weeks I`m gonna miss it!! Its going to come back beautiful though!!", "ill check that out", "Not addicted, just sociable.", "Wahoo! Thanks for the mention to others!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "- Bless you as well sweetie, and i hope you have a wonderful weekend", "I want him to call", "May the 4th be with you too", "woof, I wish I was allowed to go", "Going to workout + swin... fun", "Lazy day in is awesome but I really should go out", "i need to make more of an effort to meet some of my best online friends like <3 but **** the money it costs D:", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "aw you`re the **** thanks so much for the twitter loveeee. i appreciate every last drop", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "- so sweet why aren`t you out livin` it up this saturday night?", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "oh mannn i`m gonna be there tomorroww", "thank you You too! I hope this turns out to be a top week for you.", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!", "thanks for having me! i had a great time too", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "hopefully I`ll get to see HTB next week and LA really soon!! Can`t wait!!!", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "i don`t have texting.....", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "i have much to learn", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "I don`t know what to say except *hugs*", "Going to Houston and Nola this weekend with . Who wants to join us?", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "may the 4th be with you", "May the 4th be with you", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?", "You guys didn`t call or come over Did we do something?! Def. give us a call tomorrow and hang out with us chick!!", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "I heart you girls!! Let`s hang out soon!", "hope u feel better sweetie", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "And I thank you.", "Guus`s last game 2moz", ": thanks! and you being #80 just made my morning!", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", ": have fun focus grouping! i have no participants as of yet..", "good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "ah good idea. library seems to work thats why i`m not there obviously.", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "Thank you. I needed that", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "i will do that..", "is so glad the weekend is here. Only one more week left of school with my kids.", "and I luh you tooooo", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "-HI lady! sorry for the delayed response. appreciate the luv.will be in T.O this month.. hows everything going with you?", "Morning all! Something for the weekend and leftover dominos. Noiiiiice", "????? ,my latest obession.", "Spending a weekend doing nothing but being domestic ? You said it!", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "thankyou how is ur night?", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "Trying to reorganize plans for tonight uggg Hopefully it will still be lots `o fun!", "Wooops! Meant I agree with Boomstone..trying 2 reply 2 both, LOL. Happy Mothers Day to you as well! TTY soon!" ]

[ "_R Drive-in!? srsly!? *jealous* I have never ever been to one. there is one down the rd, but it`s no longer operational :|", "gawww, why is facebook being so slow?", " Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::", "I`m hungry. And single. heading to the golfing range soon.", "After being down for several hours, finally my site is back online. Silly DNS setting mistake", "fo shizzle. . . i`m bored and wanna go do something. wish i went to pisay today. oh wellz. wonder who were there.", "gor i am soo bored, man i don`t think i could get any more bored", " Once James Cameron touches something and revolutionizes it... someone else comes along and **** it up", " well I ran out of beer so I left. Not sure about the ETA. Waiting waiting waiting. Bleh Gonna be a long nite methinks.", "The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<-", " you must ask the Cubs fans. I can`t fathom it myself.", "stuck in stupid Jeuno with flag up. Wish I was in Windy fishing", "It`s Friday, but not the most pleasant ones waaaaaay to much work...", "A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!", "doesn`t want to go to work....", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine" ]

[ "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "Wanting to go out... apparently no ones available!", "Well, there is THAT...", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "No one to rub it in", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "that`s such a long time from now", "We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", "I`m in dire need of a second job, if you hear of anything in nightlife or food service please please please think of me", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Ugh. Going to skool", "i just need to sleep", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "are you having a bad day?", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Really really cant sleep x", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "Ar work bored...hope Tiff gets here soon then the fun can start", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "God I just want to sleep.", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "All ready for costume making! But... there`s no one here...!", "it`s beeen onee year", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "trivia? Working, no computer!", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "at work and tired just want to go to bed", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "We don`t have either of those here.", "My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "yeah... and neither of them are in huntsville i would so quit both of my jobs here for one job there.", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "I hear ya. You`ll have to go back to work to rest.", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything" ]

[ "Dollhouse was saved!!! Its coming back for another season!!! Too bad scrubs isn`t", " ugh... I know the economy is depressing...", " NOOOO I`ll miss you too much! I went stag to my prom and all the high school and middle school dances, if that helps. >_>", "exams are the worst mahn!! 2 to go", "Josie`s out of surgery. She`s now officially unable to procreate. And She`s way out of it... Poor medicated baby", " My music teacher either expired or forgot about my lesson, leaving me outside waiting for my ride to pick me up for 1 hour.", "Ughh. That Miley creature song has infested itself in my brain!", "So hot today =_= don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week", "All of a sudden I`m craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... my mouth is watering envisioning a bread bowl in my head...", "TODAy SUCKs - kisskass19: �you and katey broke up?! Yah Kate Broke up with me It�s been awful nd Vodkas... http://tumblr.com/xkx1wgl8r", "Now the mosquito truck is waking me up", " 'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though. http://bit.ly/uJUA3", " Totally plain and simple.. i hate all thoes bridezilla shows.. if i was the groom i`d be running far far away!", "http://twitpic.com/675t7 - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...", "I dont associate with fake asses!", "Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair." ]

[ "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47", "Finally home after a big of travelling!! ahhhhhh now time to realx!!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "in 7-11 w/o you", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Really really cant sleep x", "94 more days till BH comes back to LA", "Oh you understand French? Well, maybe I exxagerated it a little bit lol but they all want at least 1/2 years of exp. :-/", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Adem in, adem uit", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "8am math final wish me luck", "last weekday of doing nothing, school starts next week!!!", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", "dedicating the next 2 hours to cleaning the house", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "One more day baby.", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "for the whole time ?", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "One final down, two to go!", "finishing off a quick magazine article for CAP, can`t wait to get it done and get back to the book", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "100,000 / 60 = 1667 words/day. 1667 / 10 = 167 words/hour. 167 / 60 = 2.8 words/minute. No pressure.", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "_christie keep the faith it`ll be over soon", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Outside for just about 1 hour, the sun was bloody hot - no tan Wait for monday then will spend around 2 hours outside ;)", "Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p", "now i`m done! good nite", "today will be productive: gym now....lots and lots of writing later", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "think so but my boss is in Switzerland all week. going when she returns ira gonna be awesome", "I know...I would too. Yes i cant wait for BB, i love it! I heard theyre not showing the 24 hr live streaming this year though", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "On the way to have Griffin`s staples removed from his head! Should be fun", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "congratulations ! you guys finish a month early than we do. booo", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "LMAO... just saw this. That sounds HELLA good. I have a hair appt at 7", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Just going to shower. Brb in 10 mins or so", "now on pg 237, night", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "ok2 g`nyt? Haha too early.", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "Off to take a math quiz...on a friday....booo", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "yeah yeah gd night then", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "The 'shhh..' stuff is finally all done!", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "Excited for today! But still so much to do", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "_za thanks man. I can`t wait", ", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "haha we just say two weeks, but please do continue with the BrE it`s great", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "On the way to home", "Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "two o`clock please come faster" ]

[ " I know, they`re ****. I am trying to sort out my portfolio and I don`t know what to put in it!", " Unfortunately, I will be nowhere near the beach. I have fam in that area, too.", "i had a dream last night, and i was singing first avid dream of myself crooning away!", "When are gonna release another album already?!? I miss them", "Just watched hella home movies with my aunt and uncle. I miss the days where our whole family got along", "But I have to cause I missed a lot of classes", "i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad", " Happy Birthday! sorry for the blank one my sister messed me up.", "I think Ive buggered up my mobile ack. I am a stubborn **** and refuse to get a new one.", "tried to swat a fly with my Buddhist magazine... bad karma", " I also have a brain tumor called Jeffery.", " not a lot!! im bored! My names Crissy BTW lol How u doinnnn???", "6 freakin days!! Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?", "I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting", "This already feels like one of those days where I just won`t be able to win.", "I`m at my saddest right now. I lost my mobile phone earphones. Waz feels a little incomplete and I feel the same" ]

[ "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "ROFL - me too.", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "mines curly atm i want mine to be straight lmao", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "It`s a beautiful MN day, but I`m stuck inside playing Zelda. I`ve gotta play at least 10 hrs. today.", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "today i salute all mothers and honour the feminine....and now its time for a beer", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "just came back from a nice bike ride with her family and is now refreshed thanks to a shower", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "awwww I`ll be waiting then, hope it doesn`t rain", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "congrads on engagement/bridal shower! sounds like fun for upcoming 'jump out of the audience' wd love to join in!", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "Have lots 2do as usual! laundry, thanking God, cleaning house, praising God, cutting the hedge and thanking and praising God some more!", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "yes, actually, I am. When I`m home, moms does the laundry & I do the babysitting. She broke something that didn`t need 2 b fixed", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "yep but I`m going better now", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day", "I can`t get to bed", "is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining. Soccer Practice tonightt.", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "My 2 favorite things. Fuzzball and Swine Flu http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads", "oh ok. Well good for you...can I get some weather updates instead?? jk.", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "Getting ready for work.", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Inorite, humid as well", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Another water leak in my appartement. The good side is that I get to meet the girls previous & next floors", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?" ]

[ " did she tell you why she hasnt? i miss my boge.", " why have you still not called me back regarding the groundbreaking production i sent you earlier", "Ok.....Twitter is not near as exciting as I thought it would be!", "I have trouble with Starship troopers. They`re mean to the great big pink bug.", " http://www.CultureShockMag.com shoutz 2 the mix on the site is gonna b nervvoouuss", "urgh, i really hate that medicine", " Izzy!!! So sorry to hear that - what a disaster", "Not made it to work couldn`t get up feelin blurgh", "outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night. haha", "God i`m so sleepy today I can barely focus", "Just found out one of my ankles is swollen...eeks now it hurts", " unfair I wanna go too.", "has burnt my hand on the cooker, it hurts", "AT&T cheated the system and now I have no Green Day tickets **** you AT&T!", "_B_ Shes bad they won`t sort her out and is in a lot of pain", " Which denomination? I`m at the library and everything`s blocked." ]

[ "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad", "hmmm dollhouse sounds pretty good, http://bit.ly/z3aZv i think ima download it and try watching it", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "rofl. room is too small to dance", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "_M didnt get it clear", "- that is awesome.", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Just watched Mall Cop. Wasn`t that funny, but wasn`t too bad. I guess. I kinda wish I still worked at a movie theater....", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "oh nos, what happened", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "They don`t do car audio", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "ha you`ll do fine! just be positive! &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x]", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "lmao haha nice lolz it`s all good though. i can wait lol", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "I was just thinking that", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "I`m not part of that generation unfortunately. This is really good though", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "woot, woot! super cool", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "_archie Haha it`s ok. Glad everything`s good. Happy always! Woohoo!", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "is gaining weight. rather", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "tomorrow is going to be sooo awkward & embarassing. lights & sounds last night was awesome", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "this aztec mask is harder then i thought! but u kno what, i think i did a pretty good job for not being an artist", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!" ]

[ "sometimes the fact that my health for the lack of a better word SUCKS really scares me", "offically in DC ..... missing my numero uno", "33 minutes left before my flannel hobbit shoes get wet RAIN, PLS GO AWAY!", "We`re going to panahra for dinner. miss you guys.", "omg i was so nervous last block. i had my speech and i almost puked. it was horrible.... i bet i got a bad grade on it....", "i lost friends, when i didnt do anything", "So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..", "Sneezing hurts my back.", "http://twitpic.com/67jq9 - i`m really missing this place my grandparents are living there, on the calm country! but im coming to them ...", "My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...", "someone broke into my car big time = having a really bad day", "_KittyKat so now im bored..untill i go out", " hey! chutti was very tiring.. and have to travel again tomo how was your Friday?", " what is I/O psy? I`m taking psy101 starting this Monday, not looking forward to going back to school but", ": no, I fell and effed my arm up today and now I have to do back drive.", "LUCY IS HATING ON MY GWEG!" ]

[ "And the first thing you did was get your twit on....", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "My camera is brokennn", "Peeps! Me blackberry messenger is kwijt.. no pinging :p", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "that`s what i was last night", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "anywho im having an early night good night twitter world.", "Esp with Twitter access! the party NEVER stops - even 'at nite' cuz it`s always daylight 'somewhere' around the world!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "- Try this one", "tweet often and it`ll draw followers to you", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "heyyy where`d my tweet go? *shouts to bc her lists are always amazing!", "I left my ipod in the car so now its all warm.", "finally home crazy party 2nite! thanks 4 driving me home!", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "still a newbie in twitter!", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "_witty yes france/belgium was good carnt belive how much traffic we hit on the way back", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "sooo, i saw RObs car drive by. but that was about it", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything", "and the habitat is twitter-active. Neat", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed", "_sydney is he on twitter? I know he is into photography. Runs also popular photography blog too.", "twitter has spam!!?? oh no", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "Such a beautiful day...wish my bike hadn`t been run over by a car - hit and run. #bikeTO", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "cool its my P", "YO I`m just on the computer", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "i have tickets worth about 70 KD - about 880 Derham - for ta`3yeem my car`s window", "try installing Twibble which is a Java based app that should work on most phones", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "only an hour left with my iPod touch", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "Yes, dahling... you are definitely one awesome tweep. I`m sending love and kindness across the ocean to you!", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "if so, the TMobile G1 is the Hummer H1. I wish I had the battery life of an iPhone!", "thanks 2 become my friend,twitter.. selalu ada ruang untuk sahabat", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "were you roaming?? Same thing happen to me so I switched to AT&T.", "Where you at? No tweeting today? No gardening either, I bet?", "i foot think it will let you since it.s international but we have twitter haha", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "Hey, look who`s on twitter Very kewl", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "Good morning tweeps. Busy this a.m. but not in a working way", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "I`ll guess I will see everyone after the weekend Gunna be having major Tweet cravings the entire time!!...", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "@ poll : was trying to get it to work in a powerpoint to no avail.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "then u should went to vegas like u did last year I think this was around the time u killed that animal with ur old car LOL", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "even if I was drunk, I`d think about using a fake/temporary mail address", "SherriEShepherd gave the link for http://www.brentozar.com/twitter. He gives Twitter tips. Hope this helps", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "I got a Coach purse", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "eww What r u doing atm?", "personally, I could not decide which election sign to place on North40 last fall : Reagan 08, TJefferson 08 or TRoosevelt 08", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "Yes because those taxes disguise the booking fees and commissions that online travel portals charge. Try iXiGO.com next time", "Happy mothers day to all the Twitter moms, sent my own mom a very sleepy video by phone and called after.", "Aw thank you. I suppose it`s a good thing since it means more tweeting.", "on my brothers phone, using the internet", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "welcome to twitter my friend", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...", "Hello everyone im just sitting here rocking out to 9412 sam on the air The best classic rock station on twitter here", "wowie wooie someone updated their twitter without me having to remind you. I`m not even mad,I`m impressed. how was the lasagna ?", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "**** was about to call", "_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun." ]

[ "i just had the weirdest dream ever and can`t see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys", " yup .. sad eh .. Betty man .. it should have been betty", "is tired if ppl **** talking", "Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*", "Not a happy camper not having a good day at all...", "Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today but before that... revision revision revision :/", "Getting closer to logging in. My left hand is so swollen, I can`t wear my wedding ring. I keep forgetting and worrying that I lost it.", " that really sucks - I think I might cry if I skipped over anything important I don`t have. Comps are getting to be disposable", " 'And I`m packing your ANGRY eyes, just incase'", " Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!", "off to work... off at 10:30....lammmeeee", "just watched terminator 2 and i cried, Its the one movie that makes me cry for some reason when arnie dies! im lame!", "Hernia is hurting way more than usual tonight, no way I`m able to go out!", " No prob, skittles we always gonna have yall`s backs. The true sweeties dont play.. LOL But yea we just got heated. We sry", "Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u", "Holy **** I am exhausted! Resting up so I can go see Wolverine later" ]

[ "Got home from audition awhile ago. I think it went pretty well Now my math homework is calling my name -.-`", "_Brown been holding onto this one for a while http://twitpic.com/4w5eh", "Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "SATS what the its just around the corner.", "i`m not being mean", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!", "Hanging with for the weekend", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "Listening to the commentary track on Holiday Inn. Never thought I`d see Bing Crosby in black face, but the rest of the movie was cute", "WHOO HOO. Congrats on getting under 200lbs", "No code I think coined the phrase Hottie Switchfoot Guy for Tim HSG for short ~wendy~", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "crossing my fingers for ya! & hey you`ll be on my side of town! Welcome! LOL", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "Just came back (well yesterday) from the Hannah M. movie, I LOVED IT! I went to the highest part of the cinema to dance! BEAUTIFUL SONGS", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family", "oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "no wonder your running son....", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "http://twitpic.com/4jaw9 it`s the frog who`s been attacking Chelsey..LOL! Funny", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx", "I just got a call from my chimp buddies, want to join the party. Loads to prepare now. Wow this is great. Cup of tea first i think. Erm", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "http://tr.im/kXCL `Immigrant hid passport in pants` What a genius.", "we`re one, but we`re not the same, we get to carry each other", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "on a sunny walk round the lake this morning we met a mother goose and father goose and five baby goslings", "today was alot of fun. i love my family ,sammy hernandez and caitlin hughes. goodnight!", "Back from SOAP, soooo fun.", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "a band from Hawaii with a Sublime sound, so all you sublime haters can just move along ? http://blip.fm/~5yy4n", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "hey cant wait 4 u guys 2 come over 2 jersey woop.... hope ur lookin 4ward 2 it coz we r x", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "1/2 day tomorrow carla coming over after school.", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "actually, my friend gave me the files today! lol but those are all CDA files... do u know how to convert them to MP3?", "follow friday: following more people then followers follow me? woot #followfriday", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "http://tinyurl.com/ateltl <-- Rocksteady pt II", "see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com", "thanks for trying I was hoping Bud Trillin, but the Fest would be honored by any of the guests with whom you hobnobbed.", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "happy mother`s day & later on i can`t wait to see _day26 in concert. lol. well ima see all of day 26 but i like him the most ;D", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "Because of the new #Kirk. That`s why. Because of the new #Kirk.", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "_chiel Well...I would love to have a Zoo! ;P Dont think I can be there sunday. But sometime I will !I want to!", "Guys. Just got someone with saran wrap. Tuesdays video shall be awesome", "aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "nature has just called me BRB", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "_crow he`s happy because hs is there haha I know we would be", "http://twitpic.com/4wij6 - my oldest nephew playin on my guitar hero drums", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "loves my new twitter background...my two heros...wichita and kraussey! haha", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "http://twitpic.com/4we4j - Speed lessons on the main screens on center court! I had to take this pic", "ive spent a lazy day today finding some interesting people to follow its reinforced the saying... it takes all sorts of people ...", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "today 'sonny with a chance' came to brazil, i loved it!! you`re amazing <33 please reply", "_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back", "O: aw, frank i like that movie, it`s cool. i don`t fully understand, but i think that`s cool (:", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", ": Started using the branch", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "aaawww no worries fresh start to work on growing it out again", "Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!", "its a hott tuuneee,", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already." ]

[ "feels disappointed..mahirap talaga mag-supervise ng tao.. http://plurk.com/p/wxqwa", "No pool today. Stupid weather.", " that sigh doesn`t sound happy.", "I have a belly ache...", "awww poor little girl on britains got talent", "Off to class .... Longggg day", " yeah unfortuantley Sam hanks **** bowl that he like rolled along the floor got me out grr", "My body hurt I need a rub down like NOW!", "I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!", "listens to MSI and bakes banana bread. How weird is she? Remarkably not so much anymore.", "Oops that would be #edaust09", "I don`t wanna work!", "I am doing Geography Revision on Earthquakes! How Boring!!", "_Punk_Robot wtf.....winter isn`t due til monday, am freezing", "Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once", "Just got home from work and tired" ]

[ "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace... Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "yesterday was fun.. 1st concert of the year [i know, i`m late xD].. buena vista social club live FOR FREE..", "i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "Geoff posted a boo: Coming Home From Tenerife Boo http://boo.fm/b25651", "http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Last Late Late with Pat Kenny! Bless", "My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts", "So, I picked up Chris Botti`s~Live in Boston CD, listening while driving home tonight under the moon. Didn`t want it to end.", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Pleaseee Give Me A Shoutout Love Georgia (UK)", "are you all going without me", "cause theres no party", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "NEW YORK DOLLS TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE DEPOT CANCELLED REFUNDS AVAILABLE AT POINT OF PURCHASE.", "The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-)", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "for the gays i only made 200 tonight", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make up for last night this weekend when I`m in Philly.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "I`ve been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he`ll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame", "hey there? hope you`re all right. Just watching F1 Warm Up for GP Spain!", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "Have fun tomorrow night. I think it will be more fun at a bar than art gallery. Wish I could be there", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "is all alone for the evening!", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "your not following me it won`t let me dm", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "rt #barcampbkk3 for entertainment at night, bring your favourite mp3s .. there should be a way we can enjoy music together", "Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go" ]

[ "Getting bored sitting at the hotel room the entire day", "_TRUESDALE lmao! you a mess. Im gonna be in ATL in a few weeks", "Hello and thank you for all of the #followfridays people. I always forget, sorry", "BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!", "is sad coz hyd theka`s dont have beer", " Unfortunately I`m not - someone`s squatting on that", "The geographY was an exam today!But turned out well OMG on Wednesday will a English exam xD I woul`d be very nervous...", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", "Regrettin some of the decisions I made", "Colleague that 'helped' by creating his unit`s site in iWeb was NOT helpful. Trash code, 24 CSS files for a 4 page site, no optimizing.", "Just woke up from a five hour nap. I still have a headache. Medication time!", "Dear Mr. President: Please TALK TO US abt what you plan to do re: DADT. Because right now, you just look like a liar.", " i have no one to watch it with! ma peeps are actually focused on their finals already!", " nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry", " you must ask the Cubs fans. I can`t fathom it myself.", "hates not being able to see his monitor. I have about 25 minutes before the sun is not blinding me" ]

[ "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "are you all going without me", "Waaah! Masseuse is fully booked. No shoulder rub today.", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "have fun without me pasty <33", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "No blood drives in my area. I`ll keep looking.", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "ah! NFG were super amazing! Jordan is `pretty legit`!! Can`t stay longer 2 meet everyone cuz we hv 3 hour drive home!", "Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad", "I did.`t Get tht.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "Okay, as long as you`re all right.", "I be ok, you?", "So nice to go into the bathroom and not hear the sound of gently running water", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "I have to use the bathroom", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "might still be eating and drinking then", "Thinking my drink is watered down but hey its free", "Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "you`re the absoute best", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "Having fun With my friend !", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "as long as you have someone to make out with lol", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "yeah, not meant to be", "just that you`re not here...", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...", "Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "have a lovely weekend", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "working away just now, hopefully it stays nice for the afternoon and evening! possible BBQ weather!", "As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "not just me then", "Bank Holiday Bliss - Jeremy Kyle, without even bothering the Sky+", "I have to go to work with out my and", "Coldstone with kayla and some fat guys, but she is all that matters", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz" ]

[ "Why are CDs in HMV so overpriced? �12.99 for ? I hate having no money", "I do not want to work tomorrow!", "Cleaning + finding stuff to sell. I`m so poor.", "_normal Shucks! Sorry! Sometimes I get wrapped up in FB and forget to check how you doin`?", "thinks his haircut isnt as bad as it looked yesterday..... - still bad tho!", " I am using iMovie 08 and it`s still not bad. I am afraid to hear what is wrong with 09", "Showered in ice-cold water. Sweating now. Means one thing: I`m sick", "I have too much homework to do today", "In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe. Why are hospitals always so cold?", "Attempting to sleep. My puppy is sick already", "Trying to find a foreign place in a foreign town i have being lost", " i know. it sucks", "Allergies suck ducks nuts. <=====8=====>", " I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive > You look like Chachi from Happy Days", "installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower what the hell? gah slow internet kills me", " i dont have a bank. i cash my **** at tom thumb. i`ve had four bank accounts--and they`ve all gone negative" ]

[ "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "How did you swing those? We didn`t get that close.", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "i saw you on tues and last niiiighht <3 so amazzzing, didnt even notice you forgetting the wordddss", "following `cause ordered it", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Not a prob hun", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol", "oh thas cool you know, I only kinda knew bouts you cuz of Ericson haha when you guys were together x)", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "Ur friend sent me", "@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'", "Oh God bless you", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "You rock my socks off! Sorry you have to go to BFE Maryland.", "thanks steph...must keep me updated when it`s ur turn", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Even more so bc I drove their asses to Chandler, which is why I am just now getting home, an hour and a half later. LOL", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "I should stop trying to reach", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "I was trying to back all her documents up but it wasn`t playing along. its taking forever but am back at it again now", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "are you not well?", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "happy mothers day mommy i love you so much, dono what id do without you ??", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "great. my mom is pissed at me, so she sent me to the asbestos filled backroom", "That`s okay... I didn`t want to watch shelby anyway!", "how abt we wait til summer, and do this at ur place...ima need somewhere to stay anyways", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "Hey, thanx for following me, I`ll follow you", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "Stepped on Coco`s foot earlier while feeding the cats; no harm done AFAIK, but now she runs away from me", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "_go you sure ?", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "why isnt everyone with you?", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "it wouldnt let me vote yesterday but i made up for it today. i really hope u win cause everyone knows u deserve it =D", "no other reason? I wonder if she loves you", "Why do you hurt me? Does it bring you joy to see me cry? You know I love you more then anything and yet u break my heart everyday!", "thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "Hey did you get any more info about your graduation? And I think my mom`s gonna let me go to CP, if you guys still wanna go!", "--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "_iain well my team couldn`t", "no its the same", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "Noo, good guys are better x", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "again thanks to my dear neighboor who also gave me coffee when I needed it. She is the best", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "You`re the one getting married on me", "You wouldnt change your fans for the world, tbh i dont think anyone would change mcfly for the world You`s are too amazing x", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "jennah can u just tell jay i said good night plz? im asking nicely!", "wish i could want to stay and play with u guys and enjoy a block party for once", "I don`t know! She never answered me", "so bryan was at the sweet 15 and i didnt think we were gonna talk but towards the end of the night we talked", "U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR", "Same to your mom too pril", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "nope don`t think I will. Thnx for asking lol I will be fine" ]

[ "leaving now dont miss me too much tweetbeaks <3", "_M ah. knowing microsoft, they could probby do it, but would want to charge way too much extra for it", "Down again seems like it never gonna stop and I`ll never get what i want", "The city officially smells like dead fish", "i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad", " ooops! the last link is the same as the first! sry my mistake", "what am i gonna watch after BGT bad times", " WHO IS SAYING ALL THIS...are you ignoring me *frowns*", " I missed Match Game tonight I hope I make it tomorrow night.", "AND I didn`t get the job", "always tired, always cold and always have a headache. cant wait for vacashun..and the frickin g1 update..i want onscreen keyboard dammit!", "its too sunny for work !!!", "looks like it got cloudy again outside! and i have nothing to do tonight! boo friday", " yeah, that does sound a bit bad man... i got **** exam week this week", "Just got to work. Only today and three days left. my heart is breaking.", " I`m mo nudge you again, better watch out!" ]

[ "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "working on mothers day slideshow, cake, card, and balloons she deserves the best!", "did not understand anything you said", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Not a problem, Glad to!", "Perfect night. Best month of my life so far!! You my boo,", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "What`s all your fault?", "Happy Mother`s Day! Justin Timberlake`s version a mother`s day gift.. http://bit.ly/6fGxd -- too funny!!!", "this aztec mask is harder then i thought! but u kno what, i think i did a pretty good job for not being an artist", "_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me", "says good morning everyone! Once again, a happy mother`s day to all the mothers out there! I hope you all h... http://plurk.com/p/stq3f", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "fo sho, im down", "WH Correspondant`s Dinner Rocked! Wanda Sykes was hilarious and Obama wasn`t too bad Happy Mother`s Day to all the mom`s out there......", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "E.L.O. wow, brings back so many happy memories. LOVE this band!..and yes, I know I`m showing my age but I don`t care", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "im cleaning listening to fiona apple then off to a birthday party!!!!!! i cant believe that im 25 already", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "ha ha thank you!", "baby help me with math", "Yeah, my dad calls me Taltal, but it was taken on AOL back in 96, so I added a K for my last name, coincidence is Tal Talk.", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Lmao dimples naww thats cute , ok ill try to remember first of winter is dimple day", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "thanks babe. I guess I will find the right person one day, til then I`m better off alone", "thanks will try to behave", "Hugs 4 kathy. Though my mom`s in heaven, I know she`s smiling at my accomplishments & all the people who keep me positive.", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "oh happy day!!! nice weather, smiling, happy baby and icecream later", "I should have posted this for the world Pinhole day I Love this picture. http://twitpic.com/4jb4d", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment", "I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol", "Trying to fix my background", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "It`s simple for those who know how to use it hahaa, i`m glad you`re okay **** x", "o, and happy mothers day", "word to yer mother!! \\m/", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "As old as the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe & everything. That`s 42, for all the non-Hitchikers Guide fans", "off to pearlyn`s place - gran`s bday + mothers` day dinner tonight! mom went for adults` svc today!!! (L) happy mothers` day moms!", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "whaatttaatttt! she is a good cook and really creative, silly sierra", "says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq", "Happy mothers day mumm xoxo", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "Oh and PS. Since it is already 12:30, I should probably say 'Happy Mother`s Day' to my Mom and all the mothers out there!", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "_pickle lol, thank you very much Hope you`re having a great day!", "....nope.. its for the 1st time we invited her at SSM and she very graceful accepted it !", "Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "jennah can u just tell jay i said good night plz? im asking nicely!", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "thanks for havin us overrr!", "Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x", "Thanks hon, doing great and yourself? Happy Mothers Day", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "Happy Mother`s Day to all of the mothers and mothers-to-be My mom is getting a special gift from me today", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "like the name what kind did you get?", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "yEssss!!! goT ma TwiN oN LoCK!!! weLcomE tWiiN", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Hey Pinky I ordered some stuff from that site you gave me. I got it yesterday in the mail so pretty thanks", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", "Happy Mother`s Day to the only mother I have on my list!", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "_Lovato Never been better thanks what are you up to?", "_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!", "you know what`s today? no? it`s the Star Wars day you ****!", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "Happy Star Wars Day, may the 4th be with you my lil` 12yr old bro is at home playing with a lego AT-AT and dozens of stormtroopers.", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it" ]

[ "Going out to Miranda shopping centre to spend time with the family, before going away for 2 weeks to Malaysia. Gonna miss them!", " yeahh, yeah its the hifi lol. grr dads being a pain, he said if i dont find anyone to go with i cant go :@", "Steve Aoki sorry. May b nxt time.", " mother is hogging the TV", "Ugh!! Why isn`t inFamous on xbox360!!!?? **** lame.. Its only on PS3..", "Sittin through this boring **** conference call... Then i get to go home n nap *{missin alot }*", "_trip I bet he didn`t fall asleep till like this morning sorries.", " I may be telling myself that cos he never replies to me", "My work buddy left early today so now im all lonely. keep lookin at the time and its barely only a min later than last time", " left. so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.", " my internet just crashed i will ttytomorrow.", " hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?", "So its my bday weekend and **** is already headed south...might have to drive to atl tonight", " Sadly no. It didn`t come with one...", " thats a bad start to the day!", " ah Hate it when that happens! The Race to Erase MS is this week. Are you going?" ]

[ "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "I`m my mom`s company picnic at a Lake Elsinore Storm game. Oh the things we do to please moms", "is back at working auditing away, time to make the hard decisions and be happy", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "Busy week this week; quick trip to chase some oil and gas in htown and then back to office for fun week with the devel team", "opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ...", "is at Klaudine`s. Again...", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "She doesn`t believe spending many (many) thousands on a perfect wedding makes a happy couple.....A happy couple makes a perfect wedding", "FOOOOOD yummy so. whose washing the dishes now ? NOT ME ! not i .. rofl", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "_rey Nah you do it really gradually with PTFE tape. so goes up 0.1 mm at a time. Ive been doing it for years, I love it! x", "making mother`s day gift", "#f1 in a few hours guess who is sleepin in the living room", "@ the Eldorado house, goodbye Aliante house. *Memories made, memories fade!", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "Slovakian country side is a refreshing change compared to tarmac and cars, but I am a city boy and need the tarmac", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "Hey chick! When are we going to JA to pick up some hot guys and eat Jerk pork and festival? Well you already have a hot guy", "We have a tour of students this morning: huge pick-up for Mothers day:speaking for a luncheon:100 planters to do: nothing boring here", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "great. my mom is pissed at me, so she sent me to the asbestos filled backroom", "Home. Should be in the bed, but I`m just super duper excited about tomorrow.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "omgoodness FINALLY back from dinner with the fam bam!", "- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "it`s beeen onee year", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "Re: SWA & Pets - Good news for owners, bad news for people w/ allergies who needed to fly for less $$. Sad for many I know.", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "ok, back to the dentist today. All I want to do is bask in the sun", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "most of the time", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "back home with my puppyy", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "....yup stil at work", "Chillin with my Family. We are getting tacos from Ochoa`s, they have the best food in all Washington county", "looks like is hiding money in an offshore bank account on behalf of last.fm http://bit.ly/CeT0s", "I am having serious cig craving... head for kitchen, let the non smoker weight gain begin", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Choir banquet was more than I could`ve ever dreamed. I`m so happy! Now after party at Lauren`s!!!", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!", "Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit`l motivation to save the $ to do so. Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.", "_recordings Alas no - this is all occuring in an office in central London...", "http://twitpic.com/4w6lf - BBQ time again.", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it", "Iis working until 4 now and really wants geordanos thin crust cheese, black olives, peperoni and mushroom pizza", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk", "Fun at the water park then dinner at the rainforest cafe (all free!) then party tonight pretty good Saturday I think.", "Had a nice dinner with mom! I`ve started the chicken rolls. They are going to cook overnight. The rest I`ll do tomorrow.", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "aww... my mom will appreciate it Much the same to your familias! When do you leave for tour?", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "why!!!! u have to bring it to you 24/7 like the _team", "super hungry... Dominos or martabak... both tempting and fattening", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "Let me guess.... Antiques & Collectibles? Anywhere else you`d like to be?", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "Geoff posted a boo: Coming Home From Tenerife Boo http://boo.fm/b25651", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "FANTASTIC week in London but ATROCIOUS 8 hour journey home", "Finally made it to JP Licks in Coolidge Corner for some Oreo soft serve http://twitpic.com/4w9pe", "http://tinyurl.com/c33ffv thats what im making for dinner very yummy", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "check on ya`ll in a bit. im in for a Mother`s day haircut. ciao!...", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "so...i really want to be home right now.", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe" ]

[ " Hi man, yeah I so wanna go, but I`m on Maui #liloven", "cant sleep again! I couldnt sleep last night eather! *Wabble Wabble*", "OPS sorry Queen Mom", " How hard is it 2 be running back an forth constantly? Ya kno workin all the time, havin crazy sleepin schedules? Must be hard", "Misses JP I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry", " I`m so jealous! Wish I could join u. It`s so cold in LA right now.", "that little girl on BGT omggg, how can people not feel sorry for her?", "getting ready for work. boohoohoo i dont wanna go to work!", "lost HIATUS noooooooooooooooooo D: back to school tomorow. back in 10TY ()", "sitting at home being bored.......", "Watching GH. I feel so bad for Carly. OMG, so **** up.", "Kinda pissed really wanted to go see Drag me to Hell with Christina and Garrit, but I have to work till 2am I`m go... http://znl.me/OSWGH", "Feeling so rough today, just want a cuddle and some sleep", " ALL white shoes make me cringe . White shoes give me pause.", "Just found mj mouse flats at DJs. Of course there are none left in my size", " OMG you aren`t online. Shock horror." ]

[ "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "My throat is on fire", "I checked. We didn`t win", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "Random has an a", "oh thats hard-going. I`m writing a book at the moment so am motivating myself to press on with that.", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "I want a fake BLT....", "done with the dentist until November", "cool its my P", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.", "listening to revenge by kiss to get inspiration... i don`t think kristie is really digging it though", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I tried TD, but it battled with CS3 over my processor. Nambu is really good, but unintuitive", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "i really needa find more stastics", "thought I was going to have a fun day", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "i have much to learn", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "and that prob wont happen....", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "i wish i could of been at commencement this yr i wonder if they`re really going to protest.", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "Ugh. Going to skool", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "God I just want to sleep.", "Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "I wish I had a dog", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "I think i am getting a cold", "Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "_ oh i read that", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "i think i have a fever", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "today is going to be a long day", "I don`t like fishfingers. I don`t like fish or seafood really. But enjoy it", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "i wish you were in my class last year", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "hope u feel better sweetie", "So that is different than normal how?", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "Mind telling me which book cuz i was at barnes and nobles today and found 2 books that looked promising", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "My birthday is now over.", "i wish it was summer", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "thanks Todd. Enjoyed reading your blog too - I had a little cheer for good old Alfred Wallace. Curious to read your book", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "I learned the Hoedown Throwdown!", "I was sad to hear they shaved too I really liked the beards. I feel like I`m in the minority.", "finished listening to Last Days of Krypton`s audio book! Loved it...so sad though...", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "What are you reading?", "she had another song out recently but it didn`t get that much play", "25-man Ulduar is hard...", "What`s wrong with Dr.Phil? I shamefully loved his show when I was able to watch it.", "Really bad ones are also classic.", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\" ]

[ " -thanks i hope i do 2 iv been playing dmc4 like 5 times kinda sick of it hehe", " lol, we are staying in, Craig got footy, so Molly and me missing all the good weather, we have no buggy either.", " I know. But the second problem being: he doesn`t REALLY exist still applies. Shame", "*sigh* I`m going to bed... I just don`t feel right anymore...", "It is so miserably hot, the a/c in my house is broken", "I have a stupid headache on my day off.", " It wouldn`t let me download it cos it said I`m the UK. I had a little cry.", "wondering if anyone has seen my cell phone i cant find it anywhere", "_k_2k - Y!360 closing? get out!", "So now, I have conjunctivitis in my left eye. Is this a sign of something? What did I do wrong to deserve this?LOL I`m dying people!", "walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought ****", "In bed can`t sleep .... Something is missing.....", "drinking cordial yes im bored", " Yes,... I blame you all", "Obama last night: 'Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.' http://bit.ly/bGcnW", "My back is soooooo hurting." ]

[ "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "great song even if i can`t understand lol", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "I`m now a member of the street!!", "made a little cover for my iphone. the birds aren`t upside down on the back http://twitpic.com/67tp9 & http... http://bit.ly/FjeAm", "Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.", "Nice we didn`t see the fireworks but we sure heard `em", "_d No, it`s not...", "Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone", "i jus love doin night shifts...will be done in an hour", "the trailer has been removed i have a look and see if i can find it somewhere", "finally over my sickness.", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "Popping out to see SAMSON AND DELILAH this arvo, hear it is good", "In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me", "Just came back from school.... Packing for my dad`s house", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "NICE I must see this", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "Lol, triplet. Haha I`m so glad that morgan got the bag even if she didn`t ride the ride", "_a_michael It doesn`t look like you`re tired in the pic. Don`t work too hard.", "going to work, it`s 3:30am", "http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "that`s not great guy related??", "_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...", "just wanted to say hello", "Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.", "work 4 - close", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "Watching Everything Is Illuminated and dreaaaming<3", "Glad you are having a blast.", "Didn`t meet Rosie O Donnell but it was still a fun night", "Woot. just had my interview! went awsome! I didn`t get to talk with Mr. Johnny thought... oh well I still did really good!", "I saw the play of it here, it was amazing", "So I got up, went outside planted a few flowers and watched a lee evans DVD. Who knew bank holidays were so fun", "Can`t believe ER is over", "I would watch if I was at home", "hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...", "never trust someone else`s battery operated power tools when you`re in a hurry", "Wonderful! Let me know what you think. Not light reading", "are you all going without me", ": wait till the vacation ends! u shud be cycling a lot then!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "I don`t know how to use this", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", ": thx for the follow!", "story of my life", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "fun day with boo. short but fun", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "I <3 Owl City.", "Just seeing if anyone was still awake", "has found a free wifi point ... and it`s sunny", "_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)", "just got home and i got to freakkin clen", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "If I could only update my status in just one place....", "resorted to eating Mickey Ds ALONE.", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "wow, i can sleep with my eyes open, tis amaze *i lie*", ": yes and ily", "On our way to Disneyland... Without Retsi", "need to get a hand", "city in a bittt.", "I still have my lights still up you think he can do mine too?", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "Aww that`s still awesome. You had fun though I can assume.", "Great! I was hoping to run under 40mins and ended up doing 39:07 Woo hoo! Gotta love the C25k", "is working it out allll day long.", "we`re one, but we`re not the same, we get to carry each other", "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.", "sounds like my kinda day", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour", "If u don`t win u can always roll on my pass lol, I don`t have anyone to take", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "I understand Computers are fun again!", "Hehe ! Thanks for your advice I choose the shoes, only three of them, so hard !!!", "not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "I`m pretty sure my bum shape will still be imprinted there", "_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!", "ohhh wowwww no good", "She doesn`t need a darn (watching my language) thing but that never stops her & I mapped u. U live in the boonies :-o", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "_Diva_Dee26 teehee Im glad to entertain ye", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900" ]

[ " tried to join the chat but the site would not let me sign in", "Omg, little kids with cancer is the saddest thing ever", " if our office bldg. sells we will move to another smaller one that we own, but will lose the gym", "Grrr, I can`t even practice Trumpet or vocals because my glands in my neck hurt too much! Guitar it is then.", "thinks his haircut isnt as bad as it looked yesterday..... - still bad tho!", "_soch hah nooo she is the obly one that can AUMFFF i hate nick because he is datin miley", " it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?", "i just had the weirdest dream ever and can`t see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys", " i know right, that`s so weak but the g1 seems most like the sk i think. latonya is lamesauce, just call her that from now on", " Yeah, that was my thumb last night. Sorry", " sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.", " oo noo thats not good", "I hate going online and looking at the balance in the bank. its always a lot lower than I need it to be.", "Hernia is hurting way more than usual tonight, no way I`m able to go out!", "Had to take my bad **** dog to the pet hotel....so sad", "Yea, someone is getting the best of me." ]

[ "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "Mothers day in 45 minutes west coast time. Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there", "happy almost mother`s day", "i want to go to singapore but my mother seems not", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "Guess what? mom adopted a kitty today (11 months) His name is Corky", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "Sunday and Mother`s day!", "http://twitpic.com/4v0vr - cool! you and your mother have awesome hair styles,! Wish her a happy mother`s day!", "Getting ready to ship a care package to the daughter. She`s not coming home this summer from college", "forgot she had a Twitter account. Happy Mother`s Day!", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "phone updated and she`s got a camcorder on her phone now--mine hasn`t updated chit that ain`t fair .", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "@ all mothers, Happy Mother`s Day, at all non-mothers, Happy Sunday, the 10th of May.", ". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "I want to wish HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to my two favorite moms in the world: My own mom of course and my sister!!! HAPPY MOM`S DAY TO YOU TWO!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "Happy Mother`s Day! Justin Timberlake`s version a mother`s day gift.. http://bit.ly/6fGxd -- too funny!!!", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "ay uuuu happy mothers day", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Is...Sayin Happy Mother`s Day 2 Everyone!!!!!", "is making me hot chocolate with almond milk. Mother Day festivities is starting early!", "Goodknight Twitterland! Happy Mother`s Day to all you blockhead mommas! Have a wonderful day!", "To every mom, mommy and mother, Happy Mother`s Day Hope you all do something special and fun today.", "sittin at home watchin monster in-law waitin for pizza.. yum yum", "success! after much grumbling abt how we always waste money on useless gifts, mum sees the ipod nano and loves it", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "My dad had to bury ours six weeks ago. She became his after I left for college fourteen years ago. Long time to have a kitty.", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "yum - mother`s day lunch at The Food Business in Burnside was delicious! such a gorgeous day", "phillies gamee with mama for mothers day", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "happy mothers day, too all mums out there remember treat your mum well, she brought you into this life =]", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "thanx mang! shes due in june 12th and yezzzir the first baby! -drummer boi", "My mum loved the Camp Rock mothers day card I gave her. I knew she would. Happy Mothers Day from New Zealand! Haha ILY lots ****", "Happy Mom`s Day! Here in Spain it was last Sunday!! Any hint of when the first single will be out on radio? LYM!! Mini", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz", "Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.", "Need to sleep but can`t", "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "At the dr office for abbie`s second round of shots...", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "mothers day...love you madre chels tonight. cant wait for her to see her present!", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "http://twitpic.com/4wbn6 - my hubby and his adoarble baby brother", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family", "my cat just fell off my bed lmfao, bless her. she got a fright ****", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Happy Mother`s Day Mom! I love You!", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "wants to wish all the moms a Happy Mother`s Day. Hope you`re all treated like Queens!", "my mum was really happy about her pretty small present^^ oh wow tomorrow we can test one of her presents: one of the pasta recepies", "I wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mom`s including mine love u mama", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "Going to bed early... got a lot of important women to visit for Mothers Day tomorrow! PS- As of midnight tonight, HAPPY BDAY BOO BEAR!", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Happy Mother`s Day to Us FOR NOT BEIN MAMMAS YET and being lucky enough to live our lives a little 1st", "going to shibuya, meet my mom, get my contact lenses, then shinjuku", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "Psalm 82:6 I have said, You are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. Happy Mothers Day Momma", "at the office, trying to solve the mystery of whose blood is that in the bathroom toilet.... eewwwww", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Poor kitties If there`s nothing that can be done, hopefully you`ll at least be able to find her a good home", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "Happy Mothers` Day to my mom and all the mothers in the world", "just getting off of work for the day! Hope everyone has a wonderful mother`s day tomorrow! Hope you enjoy ur cheesecakes too!", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "hahaha probably not sorry. We`ve got some things to do around the house...and then we have to go to Jared`s parents house", "happy mothers day to my mom & all the other mommies / moms to be! have a qood one ladies", "checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom", "oh i love sunday mornings like this - mum just made scrambled eggs on toast", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "are you not well?", "Feeling very grateful for such a great Mum, and family", "Nanay cried after reading the card I gave her. Hugged her and next thing I knew, I was crying, too! Haha We`re such cry babies. Love her.", "hardware store guy told me the screw would be impossible to remove since the head is completely gone. will get a 2nd opinion", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "just got the bouquet of flowers for my mom HEHEHE SWEET )", "Happy Mother`s day to MOMMY", "off to bed I go..have a great Mom`s Day all you moms!", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress" ]

[ "dang i miss you goodnight", "_longman yes i am. but she didn`t follow me", "Stressed out fro work and having a drink", "my brother is irritating. and not just bc he takes & wears my clothes without asking. i want to punch him violently for **** he does.", "The only thing I hate about Playoff Pens hockey is how much the tickets are! I wanted to go to a game but there 300$ a ticket", "OMggg. i just heard someone is gonna die on the new season of the secret life of the american teenager noooo.", "Shame I`ve gotto go to work", "Today is just not my day. I can`t seem to feel any better. If i dont eat, im hungry. If i do eat, i feel like im gonna be sick. Blah", "At the dentist. I have a hole in my tooth", "Justin is SO warm! It makes me worry when they have a high fever and I go to sleep.", "@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.", "has on music at work today its so painful", " Laura elle s`en fou elle don`t like the french fans", " No, trying to reason with it. It didn`t listen", "emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday", "whatever. i give up, my phones about to die anyway. next time" ]

[ "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "i gots a summer job", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "not a lonely day after all.", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "Is it that quiet at the office?", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "I say it`s in the cards.", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "just wanted to say hello", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "I prefer overcast days too. Sorry it`s hot where you are.", "School can blow me. He looks nice today thoughh.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "and that prob wont happen....", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "last day working for Tend", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "It`s been interesting today... to say the least. Overall a good day", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "I sent you a FR yesterday.", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "you have no interview today?", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Think I have sunstroke.", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "happy almost mother`s day", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "ahhh twitter, I havent seen you all day", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "That post was for", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )", "_M didnt get it clear", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "Or maybe its just us ....", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "not for too long I hope x", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "morning.any plans for today?", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "Should I say goodnight or good morning?", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron", "I think they`re really good, so that probably damns them to obscurity.", "u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u", "lol thanx, me too!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "why are you sad?!", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "I will post it later. Its not on my comp", "short work week for me", "I got the ticket dismissed" ]

[ "watching M eat a hotdog...gross.. he`s so drunk and annoying.. trying really hard not to glre @ him", "is feeling sad I so dont do goodbye`z!!!!", "I hate having to put my toddler in a disposable, but her rash needs ointment. I hate her having a rash even worse.", "Today was sooo boring in school. I was sleeping all the time", " -- That`s got to be hard. My parents have been apart most of their marriage For 6 months this year t &I will be 10K mi apart", "Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.", "Just found out one of my coworkers that I actually like is leaving.", "I will never eat broadway pizza again.. feelin ill.", "****, I never knew I could miss my phone so much for 4 hours till they told me I won`t have it back till then", " You can get into Canada, but I can`t? WTF!!! (Seriously, I`m not allowed to cross the border!)", " The Northern Clemency. But I don`t recommend it. Too much description and not enough action. Too slow", " if you want conversation, use email/mailing lists. I`m not convinced `140 chars and less` replies are conversation", "Why can`t I make a phone call! I hate this anxiety ****. Someone cure me", " I wasn`t given an exact date, but it shouldn`t be much longer. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience!", " and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.", "at work.. missing my miami fam , , , carolina, , , &&& more" ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "I don`t have any", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "Drop the girl she`s only got it for your heart she`s sure to leave broke and bleeding, and you know she`ll turn her back on you. I lo ...", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "and why are u two fighting.", "can you stop working so i can have someone to play with !", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "your not following me it won`t let me dm", "Haha, true thankfully the regular keyboard does the job... most of the time.", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "That post was for", "() 1-Pendulum = awesome! 2-Goodbyes suck 3-Shut up plz. 4-Toy Story 3!! 5-JB 3D MOVIE 2MORO! 6-I`m tired. 7-Aaaand I`m out.", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "I`ve gotta watch out for those stealth skillz! I always forget.", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "oww...just bit my tongue", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "why!!!! u have to bring it to you 24/7 like the _team", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "as to sleeping with whom ? You have your rocking sheets I hope the smoothness is endulging can`t wait for my blankets)", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "I don`t know how to use this", "My throat is on fire", "OR, just make someone walk on ur back?? I`m a professional back walker-on`er I could use that too, on the lower regions!", "all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.", "Not a prob hun", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Wheres my phone ?!", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "I`ll put your name on the list", "thanks for the recommendation! I was not following, am now", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "NICE! Got any that are indexed that you want to unload? I need a few.", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Sigh... you know I am...", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "you can use my alotment", "i won`t make u cry", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "Yeah! Thanks! I`ll be back in soon to see what ya got!", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now ****", "_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.", "I`m so getting the cold", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state." ]

[ " *huggles* I don`t see all the replies right away, and my boss is hovering today. And I`m feeling pissy about life", "Trying to find a foreign place in a foreign town i have being lost", "@_Toki_ the wee girl started crying and her mum came on, was such a shame", " I treat my hair so badly. It`s revenge for it turning grey prematurely", "Man i cant belive that you did what you did? Everything does not look as good as it is..", " because your mean to me and it makes me sad!", "Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now", "Spent the last 2 years largely ambivalent about s/w dev practices. Can feel care factor returning. Look out!", " stinks what do you do anyway?", " (votes) sadly no.. but did you vote for my log yet? I`m gonna vote for yours", " Me and Wendy are going after all. Wish you were!!!", "_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.", " Well there`s you, another Twiiter person...erm...difficult to say really... Let`s just say that you could fit all into a minibus!", "So much to tell-Only blip is her immune system hasn`t recovered-not yet a newborns. Give it 6 more months. But that`s nothing.", "So exhausted..can`t sleep. I don`t like these nights", " Nope Not that I have to worry about the possibility. I`m more worried about GOOG`s design than her personal taste, actually." ]

[ "My birthday is now over.", "I got the ticket dismissed", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "i seriously neeed to study", "oh nos, what happened", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "Im hungry and its cold", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Fixed my favourites. $180 and the heels fell off after 4 wears", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "home=san diego, why did the san jose weather fallow me", "I wasn`t near him.", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "is thinking about a career change", "make a prank call for me", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "I am at my grandparents place", "jason! bend over so i can hit it from the back", "is not too hot and not to cold", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "About to clock into work", "I hope you feel better soon", "_M aww why psn?", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Got a sunburn from Coney Island bike ride", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "I`m concerned for that family", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "Good morning world! I feel really sick.", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "I can`t call Mitch! Im from sweden!", "I was just thinking that", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "I ran over a turtle.", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "how come when i straighten my hair it has to sprinkle", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Can`t access your site!", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "just got back from the pool, need to ice the knee", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "Haha! Sometimes mobiles makes us slaves ... but it has its own advantages too!", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "How it was slept?", "maaaaan! I spent an hour on a project for work, only to have the computer bork and crash and lost it all", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "i`ve just woken up", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "I used to have a remote for my tv.", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "my computer at work is not working...booo... need a new one! TGIF!", "sun - where are you?", "i just need to sleep", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "thats bad your been forced to watch that there must be a helpline you can call ? we are both good thanx he`s asleep", "need to get a hand", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon." ]

[ " Ha, if i was , I would be pointing out the irony of that last spelling mistake. With swearing.", "Guys ( ) I know! My ability to read time telling devices failed!", "Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?", " I need a hug because our pitching has been lackluster, our shortstops can`t field & Big Papi can`t get above the Mendoza line.", " And it`s only downhill from now until Labor Day!", " to mast ladki patata hai chal jiske sath bhi jaye khush rehna...will miss u my love... #twpp", "stranded @ delhi Airport flight delayed", " i know i really wanna do some more stuff im out of school in the next week so ill have a few free days a week... ill hit u up", " then how come I`m not uber successful? I`m not making the same mistakes, I`m making entirely new ones!", "Waiting for the dang pizza to cook. It`s almost 9 and we still have not eaten wifey fail. Did I mention I feel like ****", "had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0", " me too. I was in Florida last weekend for the rain. Came back home to RI, rain. Terrible", "So wish the Carlton game was on live stupid channel 7 lol.", "Charley horses in both legs all night. What the ****?", "my house is so sad looking without all of the furniture, air mattressing it for 2 nights and then I`m officially moved from Knoxville.", "have to wear my glasses today, cos my right eye is swollen and i don`t know why" ]

[ "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "getting ready for my first day at my new job", "first night sleeping in my new home", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "I need a blankie this trains an icebox", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "I want my real keys back", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "Boring? Who you been talking to? Lol not me ( no ****)", "MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!", "thnx babe just call me when u finish it....", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "okay...just eat cookies && not share with me lol", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "Off from work now!", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "I don`t know how to use this", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "he not getting off early?", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao", "learning all about non-payment from a client. For a new business this is a headache I was hoping to avoid", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "I am at my grandparents place", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "_M didnt get it clear", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "I would think you`d want to follow me.", "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "fell asleep waiting for my ride!", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "Come on, man, give me some slack!", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Phone went in the toilet The truth is I`m surprised is hasn`t happen sooner!", "An expense I could do without at the moment", "You`re the only person to have joined in #penilewords", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "Bring me food before you go please.", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "is awake and does not want to go to work...", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "would get u some if u were here", "????? ,my latest obession.", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "I want to hit that", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Is @ the pantry", "i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "Goodnight is not on the trending topics. lol", "is new to twitter and has no friends here... or should i say followers?", "It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.", "waiting for landlord to come see about our shower", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "I think i am getting a cold", "deck building buddy missing in action", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "never. smh, I don`t own flats lol", "Going to get me a new roomie today", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "well nothing. I can give you a pen.", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "I have yet to even get out to play this year soon I hope!", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "i always feel last.", "I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)", "waiting for my mom to get home", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "happy mothers day! im gunna crawl up in a ball and act like i dont exist lmfaoo", "not playing here either", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "Me + court =", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist" ]

[ "no transport for church wont be making it, im crushed. Oh well, more time for assignments I suppose. My throat really hurts ...", "My knee **** hurts man Haylee doesn`t even care, GET ME MORE MILKSHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE IT!", "In math class now, about to shoot myself because its so boring.", "Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!", "This is not fair... bath again....", "I dont feel well i got a dentist appointment later.", "I was expecting the sun to come out today. I guess that`s not happening.", "watching 'That Thing You Do' on Comcast. Missing my boo like crrrrrazy!", "Daddy just left.................without me http://yfrog.com/13pdrmj", "My brother just woke me up to help him with his homework. I`m not happy", "dangit. LSU w/ a 7-spot in B7 now leads Southern 8-2. Was intentionally not mentioning anything and it got jinxed anyhow.", "Don`t know what to do right now...pretty bored, but I refuse to study. Any suggestions?", " I know. I think I`m going to have to miss it, though. This is when sacrificing money for job happiness sucks ****.", "walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought ****", "this phyllis hyman unsung story is so SAD", " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input." ]

[ "I want more followers.", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Sigh... you know I am...", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Played some Mythic Brawl in order to get a good screenshot. Instead, I got a Perfection!", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "Just picked up my copies of the printed brochures I did for the BWRC. So excited", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp", "ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "Hey there, I just crop them in Photoshop and play around with the composition. What looks better large etc.", "Craziier are off of msn!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "muhahaha you`ve joined the tweet cult... lol heya btw twitterific is a good iphone app i use", "r that squeeze bacon looks like poop", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "http://twitpic.com/4wsst - one of my models from a photo shoot. stacey", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "Glued to the copier machine today.", "i just reading a magazine", "wow...i have to many bookmarks...i just spent a good hour organizing", "I might have guessed a crafty lady like you would have a laminator Mine is a very cheap one but it worked brilliantly", "This wraps it up. Well, again a lesson that you shouldn`t take **** photos of yourself when you`re famous. Or maybe you really should!", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "i really needa find more stastics", "in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work", "lol i <3 spongebob", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "yeah.... and im gonna take ur picture off my ipod baby..", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "I think I`ve finally reached the point in my life where I need a nasal hair trimmer", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!", "i`m new!!!!! dunno whatta doo!", "I do now LOL.", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "We want pictures as proof though", "this aztec mask is harder then i thought! but u kno what, i think i did a pretty good job for not being an artist", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "http://twitpic.com/4j585 - HAHA nice, now I need an iPhone", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "why are you surprised?", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "http://twitpic.com/67gwh - bwahahahahahahaha nice! I want a doggy", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "my little felted thing looks like an incestuous by- product of two of your lovelies", "congrats! Photo of dre?", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "[stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I`m a stapler...", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "Boo, on both counts.", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "You gave me the inspiration for my last update.", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "Took the cutest pics of Andy yesterday. But I don`t have them. Used my bro`s fancy DSLR & didn`t have time to upload them. I want my own!", "Thank you! I`m working on `s", "....what? i just copyed some other chicks reply and wrote it as my own", "im not at litle oven tonight", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "haciendo mi primer app con Thin + Rack + some crazy stuff...", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "I couldn`t get used to the columns in tweetdeck. There was only room for 4 or 5 columns on my macbook.", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Im am going to send some twits to some folk...............", "today is going to be a long day", "lmao, im only joking mate", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><", "look like i can only quick post from the dashboard that is all", "_a_michael It doesn`t look like you`re tired in the pic. Don`t work too hard.", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "Hah! Sparkly ones at that.", "_Death Well I`m impressed with your technical skillz", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "I`ll put your name on the list", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "Almost lost my phone.", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "ughh on the phone with HP!", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "not really ;D nice pic . no but could u imagine those 2? ... i thought so", "dude i read that wrong! Haha well good good. Thanks. but now I agree.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad" ]

[ "Only have 80 followers... So sad.", " I never was good at platform games...", " i got mcdonalds, surpisingly its not a popular drunk food option. its sucks that all diners aren`t 24hrs here anymore", "so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded", "_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.", " (2) in commentary , I was with her, was sad, very sad", "addin to that last comment, was spose to be going to see the jonas brothers 3D movie, but guess what i couldnt go aswell cos im sick", "Watching Jeremy assemble jr`s new radio flyer bike!!! Jr is sick with 100 degree fever taking a nap. This will cheer him up though!", "ugh!!! i hate my life! no one is hiring! *sigh* stupid economy.... stupid bush", "Google going down means DoubleClick goes down too, means I can`t get any work done.", "my iMac`s died keeps cutting out for no reason. Anyone recommend a good mac place for service / parts? Think I need a new power supply", "Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35 will miss u bally!", "leaving work, going to crystal to search for her license, picking her and bia up, then heading to vegas. ugh i`m tired already", "'I never thought I`d die alone. Another six months I`ll be unknown'", "i don`t know what i`m doing i feel so empty LOLLL cheesy but true :/", " wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?" ]

[ "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)", "Hey thats good, my Daughter`s still asleep and Son is drawing, better feed him v soon", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "are you TINK`N the people on the street in NY waiting 4 friday are crazy? Brooke", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "is getting ready for bed. Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there!", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Downloaded EeeControl for my Eee PC today. Was playing with the settings to make the fan kick in at 1500RPM if above 55C, 0RPM if under..", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP", "My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "About to clock into work", "its probable bed time. hugs and kisses <33", "Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "_yeah - I know the feeling... Good morning mate!", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "no happy hour for me today", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "Todays the day Twitterland...house closing begin at 11 and we should get to start moving in @ 3 into the new place.", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "is feeling very happy despite the amount of work that i need to do today!!! Happy times", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "don`t worry just sleep.", "Calling all mothers, calling all mothers...get your butts to bed - the kids`ll be here tomorrow", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "sunniest day in ages and im in bed", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "yay but you missed naptime", "Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies", "Home from work. A few hours of sleep then putting some miles on the new bike.", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Perfect way to end a totally boring day? Sleep. Goodnight", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "are u planning on doing cardio for 1.5 hrs? If so that`s very reasonable whatcha do last night?", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "Good Morning Rock Star Nurse", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "Its Friday! Only 5 more hours until I`m free!.....until tomorrow. oh well", "_reality morning trish, have fun today", "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "actually just woke up, going to attempt to see 17 again with Natalyy", "just woke up. Happy Mommy`s Day to everyone`s mom and grandma!", "Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me", "finally packed...thinking its time for some sleep! Ready for Chicago!", "...Yawn is it that time already!", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "4am. And Im on the beach. Pretty", "Enjoyed x-men w/ now it`s time to rest up for this drive home...happy mother`s day twit-moms!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4j9eo this is how it looks at nights", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "How much longer is the NKOTB Block Party? Love it! I need to go to bed so just wondering what time it`s over..LOL..thanks!", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "just woke up from a nap...", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "lol girl I cannot stop!!! I am a student, I can`t afford $14 a pop eyeshadows. But I am so hooked", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "Time to put the weapons on the charger for the night. Sleep tight", "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Hey Talinda How Tyler slept this night? My nephew is now 4 yrs old and he stopped naps from age 3", "says morning plurk just woke up. haha http://plurk.com/p/supwp", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "Cloudy day in Berlin. Just about right to sit in front of a computer all day", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening." ]

[ " So I guess if the couple sees its ceremony as valid, it is valid, the community be damned .", "nursing my scratches and bumps from Festivus mud wrestling. I swear there`s still dirt in my hair but a good time was had by all", "theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe", "Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now", "last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs.. had graduation practice today..", " now you`re scaring me.... can`t you just be mad? Don`t jip the world of your presence", "I can`t believe I thought I had a morning shift today and told Alex that I could take him to the airport. His flight is during my shift!", " Ohh noo. Joshua im sooo sorry i was out ,im really sorry i didnt get to see you :``( please forgive me I`m sorry <3", " #wci hashtag simply isn`t dying out anytime soon, is it.", " ohh i would def give it 2 u but tht was kenyatta`s cam not mine sry but i want tht pic 2", "Is going to miss seeing everyone all the time", "#bgt It`s a shame that the Dreambears won`t get through", "I can`t find my camera", "#web20 .#prologue - Modern Liberalism, Misconstrued (2nd 1/2 of Bible -- 'Christ -- without the Crucifiction' Abstraction w/o `Skin`", " Sorry you are having a bad week. I feel like if I could get good sleep, I would be so much better too. Fog", "sadly awake. wondering about contact info for all of the fun folks I hung out with at the shop. YAY 23b!!! Miss you guys" ]

[ "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "Im eating a salad and rember to comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "Having internet access on board means I can see what bad weather we are flying into http://bit.ly/h14Tw", "finally got my SayNow account up and running YAYY JBs got a Canadian SayNow number!.. is anyone else using their landline phone? CALL ME!", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "_carter can`t see it it says 'This video is private.'", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "yeah i`m not shy doing everything that i can and still nothing http://blackird72.etsy.com check out my sale, no bites yet", "This is the best E-commerce site, I hope you`ve watched the big bang theory. http://www.pennyblossoms.com/ Please hit 'buy now'", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "Okay...So I have an AIM account now...Send me ur S/N`s on there so I can add u...Thx!", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "nah, they look better but i label the tops with the latin names and only access them that way... no need to turn anything!", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "Just investigated whether I could change my username to Ermintrude - someone`s already nabbed it", "nice work buying coda dude! It`s a great app! Unfortunately, I bought it when it was the full $99USD #jealous", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "ohhh wowwww no good", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY", "just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun", "i don`t have any of that", "Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Yeah, mine said 'That`s a nice picture' & gave me the red x! Hope you get it working soon!", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.", "I tried that pincode... and it says it is expired... you only just put it up.", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "I can`t have any.", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "it doesn`t work with the iPhone yet I love it for the simplicity but I need to be able to sort tasks on my iPhone to be useful", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "i`m yours - jason mraz....looking for an electric guitar yay!!!1", "_fred6 It`s REALLY cool! No, I`m on a PC now, I don`t have a Mac well I do but it`s ooooooooold I do have an iphone tho", "went to bestbuy today and found that they had pretty much ever HP except the one i wanted to look at", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this", "So confused about what to do?", "The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!", "Chroma Key coolness ... When are the cumulus seminars going online couldn`t see the live feed here", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "Yay!! My computer came today. Too bad it`s being held hostage at my parents` house until I can pick it up", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "feels great after solving a minor but long term problem with 3ds max just now! Maybe I should try animating the avatar after all? xD", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "that`s the prob, no idea how to meet guys. Met all my exs online & now I`ve dated that pool dry", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "http://twitpic.com/4jax3 - Update Ableton Live", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "play vanessa hudgens new songs plz or vfactory", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "_kryptik the usual... applications, checking statuses, reading stuff that`s ... wel... not arbit etc", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "Just a reminder to Hydra clients to check your email for important account updates!", "I didn`t catch the Jonas Brothers Facebook Webcast... It already ended when I logged in to my Facebook account...", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp", "Can`t get the sound to work while on DVD. I was going to watch Mary Poppins.", "_luciano jailbreak went great, just not a tremendous amount of apps ready for 3.0 though. No winterboard yet", "testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc", "trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "add me on myspace?? www.myspace.com/pwnage_org -> pcFOpc" ]

[ "Missed the WBC counterprotests. But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!", " i am jealous of your mom talking to . i want to see you all our twittering is making me miss you", "Yeah I think I touched something that had mikes germs on it because I have a sore throat now dammit I knew I should have not gone there!", "would like to go back to bed. horrible headache pounding behind my eyes and all over my skull", "Twitter won`t let me update online. My update box won`t work.", " Planet Fitness on Van Wyck, keep hearing all the homies tell me bout it, plus its close to the hood, u know my lazzzy ****!", "Sweat is just not cute. Unfortunately I haven`t figured out how to work out without sweating. BOO.", "A Don`t Stop Believing remix? Sure, why not? Sacrilege ? http://blip.fm/~5jkpz", " See? Sucked you right in. The only problem will be church/Sunday race conflicts, but that`s why God gave us DVR. :-D _niffer", "It rains and it sucks so much because it`s the second day in a row", "I miss him ARGH", "Geography papers are so boring! I hate revision!", "Problem with my must do list is: once I write it I usually forget where I`ve placed it...1st thing on my to do list--find my to do list", "Miss the newest version on Glade on Debian..", " it`s not the 10.5% so much as the A)Sugar and B)Taste ... lord that`ll put ya down, and not in the fun way", "Swolen as shitt boo hoo" ]

[ "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "_c Oh yeah. Point taken", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "lots of decisions to make...i need an assistant/cook/nanny/chauffer lol lol but 4 real!", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "TextMate crashed for the first time in 3 months. Not too bad actually #textmate", "Sitting in the car. My ipod is about to die so Im not gonna have anything to do.", "well, I was under the impression most people have the urge to buy new sofas To be fair, we`re not tiling, we have a man for that", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "Traffic jam outside of chicago. I feel very 'office space' right now.", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "possibly a carpenters number,topical.", "Listening to Broken by Lifehouse (on repeat)", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit", "Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "_0 have you considered cordoning off a corner of the park with beware 'Swine flu' signs might clear it out for you", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "Good morning twitter world.raining in dingle- hopefully means a busy day for me", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "I have to spend lots of our money on a new boiler...great!!! Not so lucky hey", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "logically, yes. i just have to find one though. always seem to see them beside motorways when you cant stop", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "I think my iPod touch may be breaking itself.", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "I just got two tickets one for speeding and one for tinted windows", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera", "careful the cops dont mistake you and your kids for criminals - i hear there is some indiscrimate shooting going on", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "wishes that she has a private jet so that she can go see her BFF @ times like this.. ok ok..ot really thinking of carbon footprint here.", "curious if they fixed the window handle in our room in the meantime #edc", "They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn`t piss off anyone", "church bellss are ringin got to go. adieu,(god bless in german)", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.", "looks class the water splash looks so real looking forward to my review copy ;)", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "CloneCloud: actually it`s distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "wooo what a fight !!! goooo Vicky , i am with you", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Cant wait for DTE in Michigan this summer you guys are great look for me in the customized NKOTB Track Jacket", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "have you seen who`s knocked you off top spot on wefollow for #perth?", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "At the DMV uhhhg!", "Celebrated 18,000 plays on Last.fm with Dez Moines by #tdwp http://bit.ly/GWUHX" ]

[ " by the way, it`s INconvenient...", "is very upset to see carys and donna go today miss you both hugely already!!! (Yes ok its only been like 3 hours) haaa..waaaah", " really?!?! It looks like its going to rain here but its all just gray.... La is a bummer sumtimes", " ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.", " don`t i know it! i live in the middle of nowhere, my house is spider central", "Have to walk to school, and i have two welts on my thighs!", "nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew", " please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?", "Evermore & End of Fashion rocks! My poor foot though! oww! injured my foot. not good. will be sore tomorrow. details to follow later", "Dreambears were **** compared to their wicked audition", "Having a bad day/week", "Really Wish i could see dave from again, missing him already", "_cm Didn`t drink enough for a hangover, just tired and over worked", " wasn`t much of a debate", "think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!", "is anyone out there?? so bored at work..." ]

[ "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "i didn`t wake up early enough to go roller blading contrary to a tributary, i flow endlessly", "Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "yeah i work 7 days", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Home from work. A few hours of sleep then putting some miles on the new bike.", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "_bennett gotta go drive my Dad around today, but i`ll be back this afternoon.", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "Im so full. Subway was bomb! Waiting for my 2nd shift to start", "sizzling outside. Work inside = double", "at least 3 more days", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "At work at the mo and it`s so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight!!", "Yup, indeed, like train announcements: Shortly we will arrive in K�lle", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "We`re English (well in parts), it`s Weather, it IS an obsession", "morning football today! thinking of learning some Applescript", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "is anxiously awaiting Rockets-Lakers game ... Yes, I finally got Tix for Games 3 & 4 .... Yeahhhhh", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "morning im up and ready weeee its a sunday", "Even more so bc I drove their asses to Chandler, which is why I am just now getting home, an hour and a half later. LOL", "thinking about recent job opportunities and hoping to get one! and gettng ready for church", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x", "getting cds ready for tour", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "he not getting off early?", "Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "is aching from rugby, good game", "No more spending the day chatting with Steve on the computer Now what I am I going to do at work?", "I want to see 'Too Fast to Transport in 60 seconds'", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Maaaan... it is way too nice outside to be in here working.", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "it`s still the 4 am hour at home and my day has begun... gonna drink a lot of coffee today.", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "Njoying sunday plce and learning abt more in joomla", "Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.", "my baby man is 4 years old a week today he`s growing up too fast.....", "great mood todayyyyyyyyy. Super excited for the game tonight, not so excited to be one year older (tomorrow).", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "Off to church now...", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "I still have another hour.", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "Seems like 60 min wait time should I call the wife now", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Im on my way to brookings", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Love sundays. Especially when F1 is on!! Still in PJ`s, no plans to get out of them any time soon", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "I`m ready homie..actually ima be working", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "my monday running so fast!", "i want to gooo", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "It`s cold and cloudy and I have a million loads of washing to do", "Off from work now!", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!" ]

[ "all alone for the weekend!", " just got in, gonna go upto bed in a sec, not drunk! I`m disgusted with myself haha", "I hate not getting e-mail`s going to do other stuff now...ice my toe (long story) and have some calpol (cold :S) soooo night xxxx", ": I saw US Postal was hiring, but once I was done filling out the pre-application thingy it didn`t show me jobs open in the area.", "oh no. opera 10 is not google friendly *weeps*", "Whoops! Start Trek,...not Start! Duh.", " I had bad net issues on Weds so couldn`t broadcast Am on tonight tho... tune in for new anthems and bad mixing!", "At every gas station, I look for postcards for No luck.", " no water park today? made me jealous looking at that pic", "Awww kanye west, its such a shame he doesnt get the joke", "failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.", "I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.", "Britain`s got Torture - Edelcries...", "sitting in the car with my cat. he keeps meowing and i feel so bad", ":kwanghock it is the Hao Da Za Ji Pa?? I miss the food there so much??", "It`s 10.30pm on a Friday night and I`m going to bed. How pathetic." ]

[ "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "playing the game of watching straight people hook up but can`t leave because of another reason", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "yay but u have no idea what you look like", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions Please let me know as soon as you `know`?", "lol, good luck with that ;) love your vid for YBWM", "Am I the next Blumenthal?!", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "will u say shoutout to NIKKI!!! please (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "http://twitpic.com/4jfkw - AFC! Oh yess", "http://tinyurl.com/ry9wap Hi!!! You are pretty man... I cant upload more pics here for some reason You wrote you wish to find a women ...", "Im soooo intrigued! I want to try this weekend. Kaya lang baka maaddict ako.", "_fisher Hey!! How are u??did u got my reply??", "lol ! You take David lah ! I want Danny not tom !", "nope i cant figure out how to get the updates on my blackberry. . . i need to go running too", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "Need to sleep but can`t", "No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "One interlock down one to go", "I want to SOOOOOOO BAD!!!", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "I REALLY WANT TO GO TO artesia , cerritos on sunday for QUEST! LOL. imma die if i dont", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "well nothing. I can give you a pen.", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "thx for the suggestion - I don`t think it`ll be easy to convince her cold calling isn`t aweful tho", "Could get to do the honours?", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "why thank you. I might just take you up on your offer", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "anytime buddy I c u @ 701!", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", ") NICE. I want it. I`ll get the pirated. ) I MISS YOU", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "im trying to put up a pic but it wont work!!!!", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "There will be NO vidoe evidence! I can`t wait, though. Now I just need 2 find a regular partner if I end up loving it!", "Come online! I need someone to talk to", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "thanx 4 thee follow", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "how do you twitter?", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "I`d love too see you were it", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker", "if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment", "i`m not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.", "Uhhh. Bring it over when you can. Matthew and Keren have never seen it.", "i`m lookin for email to this man i have his photo -Spray Painting in Wroclaw(Poland) by Kosmo http://bit.ly/EOvVN", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "when u do get at me i will show u all the hotspots there is no where i dont kno when it comes to shoppin here lol", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "ur welcome sweetie . Anytime . I need to find a way to get more followers , I don`t have many", "Awe Man, I hope someone turns it in", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear", "i need to get my computer fixed", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "wants her boo btw love fhnixon`s posts hilarious!!!!", ", Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "Demoing with Gary burr!!! So excited to get some 'girls' music on tape!! Missing Tayla", "i cant do anything", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "no go on the bro down tonight for brett", "Ahh Dave Canada isn`t included That`s okay, we still love ya! Let`s get this!", "I know its a Block Party but would love to hear a DH original if you get a chance" ]

[ "ended up face to face with a bear on 181 driving home this evening. Sadly he took off into the woods before i hauled out my cameraphone", " nooo it was a real mushroom! but our neighbor uprooted it", "The weather is so ugly n L.A... It`s really cold", "gotta go twitterers (?) my stupid sister wants to go on facebook oging to montreal 2morrow so i wont be on for a while! bye!! XoXox <33", "Wide awake and grouchy as ****.", "only gets spam in her college email account now. What a way to rub in graduation.", "http://twitpic.com/670rw - i miss my puppy", "Just sneezed three times in quick succession. But three is not four, so no record.", "ugh. trying to respond to all of the emails/voicemails/facebook messages that I missed while out of town. this could be a while", "chillen at gmas! Soooo humid outside!", "nothing to do this evening.. MISSING LIFESTORY", " nooooooooooooooo! well the 4G will prob be out in June but that doesn`t help u now", " they just said she was very elusive; should be tricky", " If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would`ve stuck my **** in the mashed potatoes!", " 'arrest her' or, anything ending in -est that can be done to her.", " HIII!!!! i`ve missed you just bored....what about u?" ]

[ "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "Yeah daw. Awww... Wear a mask na!", "we`ll see Craig might just hog u guys! haha I work till 10 tonight anyways", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "that`s how it is supposed to be and sometimes we get too busy to recognize that but always family after God", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "They grovelled On tomorrow morning, will post a link to the show, should be on just after 9am if anyone is about", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "you might also want to include 'never wear a moonwolf' to that", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "The day started so wonderful, but now our kids our crying because our kitty is missing We just got back from posting signs around.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "is off to somewhere.", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "This is fun ! haha re guy from all American rejects looks like he`s on crack!!", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "I`m in a pub garden, its boiling, hannah no likey,", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X", "_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "_serafina85 Its headed this way", "had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "http://twitpic.com/4j9eo this is how it looks at nights", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "This wraps it up. Well, again a lesson that you shouldn`t take **** photos of yourself when you`re famous. Or maybe you really should!", "goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "The sun has gone in!", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "#f1 soon good luck brawn and mclaren fix up look sharp :p", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "moshing to fall out boy, and confetti bears are falling from the sky", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "On the way to home", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "You don`t get them anymore?", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Battery is going to die!", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "not the same.. Can we party tonight jig", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "lol thanks!there scary to wear though", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "r that squeeze bacon looks like poop", "I have to spend lots of our money on a new boiler...great!!! Not so lucky hey", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party." ]

[ " she could have been a lost dog poor girl", "Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and cannot waste my parents money. Nt fair.", "Ugh i have boom boom pow stuck in my head and i hate that song", "Just sneezed three times in quick succession. But three is not four, so no record.", "Gained 3lbs wish I could afford something other than top ramen... If only I had a job...", "going to die from study overload this weekend. too much homework, with paying work to interrupt! i`m screwed", "im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh", "Where is my bestie when i need him ", "babysitting kids who won`t let me play wii with them", "seagull hates me and im utterly depressed about it. i miss him.", "GOD SCHOOL IS GOING TO SUCK **** NEXT YEAR!", " seriously...it only gets sadder", "Math class ugh. Rather be a class act. **** quiz gotta act fast", " And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows", "I am sad that my kids were ungrateful today", "ugh!!! i hate my life! no one is hiring! *sigh* stupid economy.... stupid bush" ]

[ "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "whats with u hating on becky soo much? ur bio says ur nice....guess not", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "not there but wish I were", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "Man! I can`t stop being freakin` hungry!", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "i wish i was there too", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "wish i coulda been there", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "Ah this is getting to me", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "http://twitpic.com/2uzx4 - haha, his heads bigger than yours! awwwh, lol", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "man I can cut my hair now. I mean not with cory. procuts here I come.", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "_chiel Well...I would love to have a Zoo! ;P Dont think I can be there sunday. But sometime I will !I want to!", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "Feels good? Now the hardest part will be to keep it empty every day. Or at least several times a week.", "I`m jealous - I would love deer steak. One of the downsides of having an almost vegetarian and a carnivore living together", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "wish you were sluttin it up w me waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "I can`t get to bed", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Me tooo!! Wish I could get you here", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "need to cheer up!", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Ooh, cutting. I like you", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "i wish we had sun lollies for me to get addicted what flavour?", "lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire." ]

[ " what did you think of the finale? I thought it was kind of a cheap way out", "Watching 1971 edition if Old Grey Whistle Test. Fanny, Mamas and the Papas & Isaac Hayes. Don`t make shows like this anymore", "#Ferber As happens every few days, Rohan woke up unhappy at midnight. The good/bad news is that I was still awake, due to afternoon nap", " I don`t like the possibility of the left side of my brain hurting because of the thing called a VP shunt and possible death", "Waiting for 5:00 & having cramps", "i want to see my bud mel miss hur loads", "Needs to `unfollow` some tweeps, its not that I dislike you but I can`t keep up with you tweeting literally every 2 minutes! Sorry", "is tired. And turning off the Internet. You can play on it in the morning.", " LMAO! I don`t fake being Paris anymore. Look at my bio ;) and by the way I can`t log onto your forum...", "ugh. I totally can`t sleep.", "but now i have no money for a phone", "_ftw awh i`m sorry i`m probably going to do the same thing haha.", " LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks 8 isn`t much better.", "Oh My God .. sad day ..", "Feel like **** today Got a speeding ticket 1st since 5 years...blows!!!!!!!", "So sad I`m going to miss seeing Pennywise again this year" ]

[ "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "So I got up, went outside planted a few flowers and watched a lee evans DVD. Who knew bank holidays were so fun", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "Its WoW! effect Thanks for the update.", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "boopboopboop. still talking to ashley & brittany. i`ve been talking to ashley for forever, and our convo still goes places. we`re awesome", "Have a nice Sunday ****", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "Awhhh age doesn`t matter, you awesome lady you!", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "u don`t know harajuku lovers?", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "That`s good to hear - morning", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "happy happy joy joy is that good enough for you", "Got to go shopping with wife down to Tesco`s. I knew my day was going to well.", "did you put a spoon in it?", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "lol ik they are, but i figure i`ve kept it for a year+ without needing virus software or to get it fixed sigh", "i agree with you!", "_Cordon LOL that split second of peace is truly amazing", "you say the nicest things.", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "http://twitpic.com/3ernb - Loving The Jumper", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "HEY GUYS IT`S WORKING NO NEED TO WORRY. i have tooo many followers tho ...", "hmm Have to admit was a good episode and his man bag was rather fetching", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "At least they ( kids) havnt gotten to big to still say mommy ILOVE YOU. AWWW they are so sweet. I am so lucky to have my kids.", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "http://skipall.com/8p.png The come apart easy enough", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "listing to music while putting the finishing touches on my mothers day present and the cool part is it didn`t cost my a thing", "NICE TO TWEET U", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "You know we do!", "ooo thanks for the danger radio link loves it...how did the test go?", "But I do know is that I am extremely happy with him and wouldn`t change him for the world and don`t want anybody else.", "you shouldnt have to reset more than once if it doesn`t work right the first time, something is up", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "Could get to do the honours?", "I dont understand sensex..but wow!", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?", "From Portugal to Derbyshire. At least sun is shining but lawn looks like Percy Thrower is Gardner-in-Residence! Weekend jobs =", "_ that is not even a question. when/when is the question", "ok i got you! Knight!", "....nope.. its for the 1st time we invited her at SSM and she very graceful accepted it !", "Yep. Wasn`t that much to play with though. Just install and voil�! It works But you need a fast connection...", "It`s good to be home", "honey is great for your health!", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "Good to see you hear as well, Andy!", "This early in the morning, they probably won`t even need much make-up", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "I don`t saw the movie", "Moral support for students", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "_E It`s an honour being your friend!!!! http://bit.ly/LhgZ2", "I`m good! thx. and how are u? what are u doing?", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion", "hm... Both of us I guess...", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "Good episode of Top Gear tonight.", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "Caladesi was definitely a nice peaceful way to spend a Sunday! I got a lil tan!", "http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww he must be an amazing brother!", "Congrats on the tax refund. Those are always nice.", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "_luca LOL! I`m glad to see I`m not the only one out there!!!", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "My dad`s drunk off his ****. Today was successful.", "Lunch, yes. A date, nope.", "_Monk Neither are ELP!!", "I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol", "_Jamie I guess ! I was really suprised..", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "http://twitpic.com/416b7 - hey! nice pic", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "yeah. No vomiting tonight, bit sniffly but ok. bens trying to get him to sleep right now.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "You seem nice, you`re generous and you know your stuff", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "Yooooooo!? What up mates?!", "Just found out my kitty isn`t pregnant its a good thing though, we are going to adopt one instead", "it was fine. i was still up playing inFamous. sorry to hear how things ended up again", "Naw.. it was pretty tame. Only 1 guy in costume.. a Voyager-style 'medical' uni. Disappointed there weren`t any more in costume.", "good stuff! I`m great thanks! x", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!", "your not in school", "Hi this is http://gayorbispace.com We hope everybody is having a safe & fun weekend" ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/4ja12 - we were bored", "i have a yucky burn", " If you don`t want to come then don`t come. JEEEEEZ.", "sooooooo NOT happy, wattching disney channel....rubbish rubbish rubbishhhhhh, didnt get my jonas 3d poster the dude wasnt there but im..", "I am so tired!", "@ RyanSeacrest : hi there might be a problem as it says no stream online, wat`s not right?", "missing Taylor like crazy cant wait till he`s back", "listening to AM- teddy picker She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn`t what it seemed", "_Myst I am soooo disappointed that that is what he looks like btw! The image is gone", "Heading to the gym. The group of guys that USED to go with me has all quit...well, except for Brandon. Makes me terribly sad", "my littelist fish, udon, is dearly departed", "Just got finished watching marley and me, and I cried like a **** baby...I`m missing my beast like crazy!", "To Lisa: Yes I know who ur talking about and yes he is an ****. Dont let him get to ya...you have a great thing going with this chris", "From twitterberry moved to ubertwitter - suffered from BB cache errors", " you getting a ton of spam mail into your inbox?? I am too.... driving me insane!!", "Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend" ]

[ "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "that`s what i was last night", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "Well I was following you because I think your interesting ... and I was right", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "he is the meanest lil boy ever!!!!!!!!!! When I was a lil girl everyone loved me", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "went with john grisham instead... she was very pleased & never suspected a thing, lol. hope tomorrow is a better day for you", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "just got up, couldn`t sleep anymore i guess and im not really gonna go back to bed, im not really sleepy", "haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "I was waitin` so many new and good songs about the end but I didnt like it so much", "I`m gonna havta temp stop fllwing u while ur talkin abt kobe bc I loveeeeeeee him & I`m taking it personal and I like lebron 2.", "i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "i had a vivid dream last night! i was crooning away", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "oh nos, what happened", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "Who was it that said Vive le difference to me only the other day? ;-)", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "have a great night, it was so nice meeting you last night! You are a sweetheart! xoxoxo bye for now.", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "and why are u two fighting.", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", ", just dont understand what`s it got to do with me. I`m just a nice girl", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me", "had a good day but im now skint again", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "going on a picnic with my dad - atleast i persauded him out of the idea of walking & cycling. yum, special k.", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "Sad thing is samsam loves my sexy crooked body! And she wants to **** it now", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "No churchill downs for me tomorrow", "Omg, I`m a murdere! I accidently just killed a spider", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", ": no i`m not going.", "why aren`t you showing up as a #spymaster in my screen?", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "I`m glad that all got cleared up. I lah you! Idk why Linda hates me though..", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "chatting with some of my old classmates, hellyeah fun but we have some of very weird conversation haha. hello? bbm lo error ya?", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "why I love so much, why your make me smile all the time? why your so special but i cant have u ? I get scared to try.", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '" ]

[ "#3wordsaftersex it hurts now", "being far too vigorous with pruning and regretting the removal of too many cucumber flowers off cucumber plant.", "after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first", "Ouch!!... Stomachace.... I ate a lot...", " yeah, I had a suspicion about that!! I think I`m going to come home and want to spend a ton of money on tools!", " Hope the train remembers the way - they can go a bit loopy on bank holidays", "You know when your make late night calls to India team members for more pictures, your struggling with your message. Thanks .", "all alone for the weekend!", " Not true, you can get worse burns today... don`t forget sunscreen", "i waited too long to buy pink tickets! now we`re going to be in nose bleed!! how sad we`re taking binoculars...", ". ... and now I wish I hadn`t", "Manchester was wayyyyy to busy! so warm today also! :`(", " alright - was only joking - I just said no wine here - fool me maybe? - I don;t like drinking", "Oh, ouch. That hurt. **** washing machine is out to get me! <.< >.>", "_Aitana K ??? What??? No way!!!! No", " I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!" ]

[ "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "Soetimes I envy those who have spent their whole lives in one place and have deep roots... the grass on the other side syndrome!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "most of the time", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Keep trying...taking texts all week long...", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "there`s a 9 year waiting list to get an appointment.", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he locked himself in basement for nearly two days.", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "oh dear, hope you are feeling better soon, get some nice hot chicken soup down you.", "dude there is no sun here.", "no, New orleans.. been here since katrina ..", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "<3 ryan baby iloveyopu **** <3 10 days kayleigh baby lymz cntt waiit", "and that prob wont happen....", "is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday", "def cheese and onion however after being back in the states for 4 months, finding a bag of salt&vinegar...they tasted GREAT!", "yep trying to beat the cold winter. Morning swim is always refreshing~ good start of day", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "mcfly anit been on here in ages z", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "Having a cup of tea I have a cold so it`s tasting really good!", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Bah DHCP server, why must you keep falling on your face", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "No one is bringing snacks", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "i just successfully defeated the swine flue with the power of positive thinking! #Swineflu #H1N1 #Swine Flu", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "hope u feel better sweetie", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "It`s cold and cloudy and I have a million loads of washing to do", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "I`m not off till 930", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "eating chicken noodle soup...... its one of those days", "did you drink too much? the best cure is a fry up", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "Round two of Vega: Vanilla Chai flavor. Just realized that I have only 45 days left", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "But it is our reality , we must survive. What doesn`t kills, makes stronger. PA`LANTE LORE !", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos." ]

[ "Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day", "Just read a book called 'Gamer Girl' and it wasn`t too bad.", "I tired today I think I am gonna take a nap before our friends come over tonight....I miss him and wish he was off restriction already...", " yeah just told Stanley its the only time I want to slap girls icky **** encoraging bad behavior", "eating hawain pizza for breakfast its a bit cold", "Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while", "sitting at home...need to be pricing the garage sale items...but i have no help so its boring by myself", "Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS", " Me too. I found out about it a little late and couldn`t afford it", " Where`s yummiest Pan Mee? For me it`s behind Dance Center, Ipoh Garden South. and i miss it", "i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad", "stupid Folkestone cinema is only showing Star Trek 3 times, **** them", "Guess I`m gonna try the nap thing again 2day, but since my kids haven`t cooperated with it yet this week I`m sure 2day won`t be different", "sad that school is over gonna miss all my friends and teachers", "This thunder is scaring the hell out of me...geez...I HATE THUNDER we better not loose electricity... #fb http://myloc.me/2144", "_ryall What if I thought I was a Star Trek person but I wasn`t all that crazy about the new movie?" ]

[ "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I dont think so", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "omg i found it thnx", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "hey! not much, you?", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!", "ah yes, I know that feeling", "My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "I should stop trying to reach", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "i tried to help", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "yep but I`m going better now", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Aw what about me", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Totally agree, she wasn`t even as good as the judges said wither! Just said it to make her feel better", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "hope u feel better sweetie", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "Haha,I just may do that,yo!", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "lol! I thought we was suppose to guess..****, I tried tho..lolol!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "i really wish i could.", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "off to bed with my sore ****", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "I really wish I could", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "I have nothing witty to say", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "haha i wish i could! I look like a little boy now", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "Doh! I`m an inside job LOLzor.", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr" ]

[ "I`m slowly reallizing how this burn I got at work 5 hours ago really sucks", " Oh man, Did Yogg today. Worse than last week.", "wow, 5 pm rolled around really fast. I accomplished only one thing on my to do list today...", " Thats actually not that fun as you would think... I was hurting for a week after a similar experience.", " Ooooh, boo! We only see each other at the bar (at `s well) or miss each other! I`ll make a pt of stopping by! ;)", "It`s Friday, but not the most pleasant ones waaaaaay to much work...", " After many attempts, I can`t figure out how put a pic in the avatar. Tells me pic is too big. Frustrated trying.......sorry", "So much work, so little time", "i`m thinking that tonight`s plans are not gonna happen. sigh...sadface. i shouldn`t be surprised, but i am.", "I Want To Go See Up. But I Don`t Want To Go With My Mom And Brother.", "had a horrible sleep + in a rather bad mood", "NO FREE WIFI!?!? My vacay is ruined!!!!", "just ran some ACCELA unit tests for the first time in about 2 years... and they failed", "gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...", " someone is ignoring me & being mean..", "I`ve been reading up on Sims 3 genetics on the Sims 2 forums. Apparently hair dye is passed on to offspring. I`m very disappointed" ]

[ "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "Can you please with that? I`d love some egg +bacon +ranch +bed for giving birth 3 times in 4 years!", "haha i agree ! i am her test dummy. i just go in and say 'do whatever you want' and i always love it. she is magic!", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "watching the jobros live chat .. not live though haha.", "I`m up way to early today! Work later.", "Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.", "I am a big fan of Danny Dyer I have to say this movie looks awesome http://snurl.com/hpwnz", "it is very cheeky one, but nice too", "i`ve just woken up", "yes the new one, I adore both though who doesn`t love Vincent!!!", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "oo never played it thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too", "hey Sherri -- don`t give up b/c they`re married; they may have a brother or a friend!", "Collabro w/JPhlip called 'California' was another hot one.", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "Bringing my kitty to the vet tomorrow, I think she`s got a tapeworm.", "Yup is ace film tho", "ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "I`m glad you def needed a pick me up! drama free!", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "I am usually more creative on Mother`s Day but lately I have not been feeling creative. O.K.. Good Night. uh Morning...", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter", "watching 3rd JONAS ep.", "I wish Joe Bidden was on the train with me.", "No I LOVE Jordie`s version as well as Joe`s and Donnie`s ALL 3 are DIFFERENT", "Writers:'They just make me wonder,why are you foisting all the little pipe dreams stories in your head onto other people?' I like writing", "have a lok at EF too! they are jummy", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "Today is a blessed day", "Hulu Desktop looks nice but not for my region", "I wish I knew.. Trying to figure something out here too", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "It is! Wish there was one in our area.", "http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?", "maxxie and anwar. ep 5? i think. i am up to that one next.", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "have your own style. it just might work.", "I was waitin` so many new and good songs about the end but I didnt like it so much", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "listening to Lily Allen`s last album - it`s quite good", "Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing", "slice you up a treat?", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "well at least they have good taste in art,cabinet appts.not so much", "Last days of maternity leave", "Oh that just made my evening. I forgot Merlin was on tonight! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.", "good luck with the pump!", "you just got one more!!", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!", "I always thought scuba diving would give me a entirely new perspective of the world, but too chicken to do it. can u help?", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "An extra night in pasadena with sergi baby cuz i `missed` my train to riverside", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "being a computer geek is entertaining.... i think.", "God is so good!!", "Not addicted, just sociable.", "So, what`s so great bout your so called `wonderful love life`? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!", "my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.", "auntiegail says `Today I am picking up the hi-vis vests for the kids they say `Auntie Gails Childminding Service` ****.`", "Millenia mom.... I think I am in that category", "is saving up `till HK.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "better than throwing them out", "Sending blessings out to", "I think Max (my cat) may really be gone", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "We can compare horror stories mate LOL", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "_Brown been holding onto this one for a while http://twitpic.com/4w5eh", "i quite like God Save Our King too", "when i decide to be on time for something, that devil is always there to counteract! Frustrating but not discouraging...", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "sleep sounds good right about now", "awesome! What a blessing", "Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.", "Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "Those dog pic had me ROLF! The one with the snow stuck too it has that 'if looks could kill look' way funny", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "_Writer aww no which one?" ]

[ " blue skies? where, it`s still grey and hazy out of my window", "OH NO! MY FAN BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.", " we`ll miss you! I`m sad I didn`t get to meet you", " Hello, yourself. Enjoy London. Watch out for the Hackneys. They`re mental.", "Hell of a lot to do. But they say you shouldn`t complain theese days. Who are 'they' and can 'they' help me in that case", "throat is reallyyyyy sore , i can barely talk", "a bird flew into window at my parents house and snapped his poor neck. gotta bury him", " i had to get the same sized jeans, i couldnt get my hips into the 14`s", "_Fenton i didnt even finish cleaning my room cuz i went to a party ahhhh ITS STILL MESSY", " I picked up some stuff I missed the 2nd time And to think you missed all the in jokes too!", " whaaaaaat? oh no! why didn`t I know you were here?", "I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting", "I want to buy this great album but unfortunately i dont hav enuff funds its 'long time noisy'", " nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry", "Gees can this week get anymore horrible....now i cant go to spain", "I`m scared to set the pw on my BB bc I might forget it & end up losing all my data. But yet I have financial info on it. Catch 22" ]

[ "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "I drive >90mph on a daily basis. u cld film Fast & Furious off of me. But anything <1 mph is not my forte`. I bump Anything!.", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "look like i can only quick post from the dashboard that is all", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "lmao yeaa iight n u shuld put tha c.b flick up w. **** on ur head .. juss a joke", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "Have 3 of the 5 grandbabies again today. 19 month old twins and a 3 1/2 month infant. I love every minute of it too.", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "My puppy Gizmo h8s me.. haha. He still growls @ me. I always look back @ my long pruple scar on my fingie", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "yeah quite a few kids in my school got swine flu. they only close down the school if its 30 kids or more", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Wow, I really hope it gets better. Asthma sucks", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "FRIDAY so freakin happy today was an annoying day buuut WEEKEND! TGIF<3", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Just got stung by nettles lol in about 3 fingers and I mean come on that dude with the apples needed to step it up a notch!", "Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Aw what about me", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "ohhh wowwww no good", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "I`m so getting the cold", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it" ]

[ " Hi Mel, if you feel unhappy just take a bit of fries but don`t overdo. If can help it don`t", "Omg i just seen the sun and the moon in the same place this disproves my theory that they are the same person", "chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****", " aww sorry to hear you are having a bad time. Remember: this too shall pass", "Sad that Gmail chat has died, so I can`t help ", " Been there, done that!! Ew!!", " yep and its freezing, i hate winter im literally wearing blackets", "Two months ago, I became irrelevant.", " haha.. yes, i`m jealous! i don`t have money to do all that!", "ready for the weekend and sad that I have to be at the office again tomorrow morning", "The poor Pirate had out his last wisdom tooth and is looking really peaky.", "i waited too long to buy pink tickets! now we`re going to be in nose bleed!! how sad we`re taking binoculars...", "i miss the Soulja Boy dance...", " darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`", "forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read", " it would hurt only when you touch it or when it gets hit. But when you don`**** won`t but after a month it wouldn`t hurt na!" ]

[ "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "did you not think of texting me that!? I`ve just read it now lol! Figured out the html on my own.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.", "i have nothing to do", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "thanks 4 the folow", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "and yes, I have seen your comment and yes, I did have the right answer. I`ll get over it.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "no phone call yet.. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage. I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "but im not complaining.", "I cant follow any1 on FollowFriday LOL u guys follow", "I can`t join your game... it`s a private beta", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "doesnt know how to pimp out here Twitter page.", "Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?", "Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "thanks Alen, it seems that we can only submit community news, is this an error, or must we prove ourselves", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "_x butbutbuttt he replied to you loads", "yeah, not meant to be", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "ur Mom just called. Guess NOT. C U @ 5", "in less then a min i lost 2 followers", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "i never get any followfridays", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "I sent my donation to #Eric and wanted to put the banner on, but my avatar disappeared when I tried ~", "no juice here, I didntb even let him use my computer.", "If you are new and in need of a few followers say 'TWEET ME' Person with lowest followers will get a shout out! U have 30mins", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "It`s not much better than instant.", "lol, don`t rub it in", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "I know!!!! He didn`t ask me", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "hee hee - btw thanks for your LinkedIn tips - i`ve still to use them, but thanks in advance", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "what happened to my real-time feed? Now friend feed is just like the Twitter website", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "learning how to use twitter", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "then you must insist you write essays the twitter way - no more than 140 characters", "I checked. We didn`t win", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "Cuz you play a grown up on Twitter?", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "thks 4 the follow, and tweets, i returned the love", "dw you never will ****", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.", "awwww i never noticed this http://bit.ly/RConp", "it took me months to understand your avatar", "talking to sam on msn, twitter is so 5 minutes ago", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)" ]

[ " No. Not professional at all.", "mommy coming home from vegas tonight! going to pick her up later in islip her plane doesnt get in until 10:40. KILLME. i want my mommy", "walking past the school i went to junior high in as it`s being torn down", "I sunburnt through factor 30", "Geometry is so **** boring. waste of time.. 20 more minutes left", "just drove with my mom and brynn. my mom said im the worst driver EVER...really??", "sleeping... would`ve been home sooner but we accidentally killed bambi on the way home", " I`m soo sad. It`s just on the edges of the pages, but it`s not gonna come out. *cries*", "Using a temporary mouse since my trackball is breaking down. I can feel the RSI crawling up my wrist already .", "_elaine Our chandelier is here! I seriously don`t know how 2 get it through our door without sending it crashing down our steps", "****! tying run is on 2nd! let`s hold em` Raiders!", "This day is fkn UGLY & it matches my mood unfortunatly. Time 2 blast off 2 the moon", " im kinda tired enough to sleep, but 'Migrate' has got me up singing along, haha", "IN PAIN. my big toe got stamped on during the hokey cokey. it hurts so much! anyone have any suggestions to help with it?", "I give in to easily", "I Wish i was still in Cornwall - i miss my auntie`s dogs" ]

[ "___ haha was it good? i bet it was", "just got home, talk", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "hahaha i have a bob marley one", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "ya`ll going out without me", "Went to friend`s house to watch some good old season 1 episodes of Supernatural <3 **** I love this show soo **** much", "There mite be a article in the trib bout portia, keep an eye out for it.", "check out this funny movie http://tinyurl.com/d3qwar", "You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3", "yahyan: iaaaaaaaaaaaaan, i was just joking", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "Someone fly me to Reno", "playing `who am i?` with my sister!", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Norwood house party haaaaaa... Yaaaaaaay (smiles)", "home bound for mothers day", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "<<< Just like in HIMYM", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "LOL I`m the night owl queen - why you up?", "Ooooh! I thought eggos were some kind of synthetic egg or egg sustitute or something. You crazy Americans", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "dam living in england x", "well you can lol", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "haha i agree ! i am her test dummy. i just go in and say 'do whatever you want' and i always love it. she is magic!", "I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!", "just had a gym sesh.", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "Why thank you... Us Mami`s are bringin` sexy back...", "give them my best!", "_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.", "but but it was funny when I wrote it", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "going out with my tita gi, sister and my beloved lola! Were going to treat her for dinner! Wohoo... So excited and hungry...", "Who To Say Hi To And Who To Buy A Shot To. Lol. Jk.", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "you should come out!!", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "did I miss something??", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "I need to change my ways, instead of just being weak. I love she`s a great role model", "i ate too much ice cream and curly fries", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "I would think you`d want to follow me.", "cant believe ER is all over", "britta says she wants to have lunch with you too", "at work then back to my baby`s house", "lol haha very funnyyy lol im talking to my bestfriend ashleyyyy!!!", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "haha, its cos one of your `tweets` was smile smile smile, so i quoted the boys in reply", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "ive been there before haha", "hey, but you have gal pals here in Phoenix!!!", "its castiel!!!! [ the angle ]", "@_lightmare There are like six that hang around my house. If you can get it to come up to you... you can keep it.", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "i for one welcome our new cyber-criminal-overlords.", "pebbles thrown at windows should get *someones* attention", "just checked my account I also paid twice", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "She must be a were-Wookiee then", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "I`m glad you`ve been having fun babe", "Oh no! Poor bears i just had a nightmare i wrestled a huge snake and won", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*", "wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "i was helping my dad re decorate my bedroom. time 4 a shower!", "u didn`t hit me up", "What`s all your fault?", "Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'", "Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Woke up.. Walked out of my room, and a bug flew in my eye", "watching role models.. absolutely hilarious", "what`s the matter chickadee?", "this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you", "chillin with christina and diana", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone", "Well it sounds like sum kids with matches lit sum grass on fire", "wish u was in the D!", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "So treat your Mom`s like Queen`s cuz they are", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3" ]

[ "I`m missing crab legs and attending my going away instead!", "I don`t seem to have any photos of me and my Grandma together for tomorrow. It is heart breaking", " hmmm, I thought u were sleeping!! Too bad I can`t see those videos until tomorrow night.", "doing my folio work but keep on getting distracted by deb pics", " hi I`m ok still not feeling great", "wow we r watching the outsiders smelly english.", "seriously why did mum make me eat yeah i have a weird eating habit of not eating all day but really", "i hate getting put on steroids. my face", "I`m nauseous I need a yogurt or something..", " I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it", " that little girl on BGT! how sad! i cried lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "Oh my gosh! My hair is so short! I miss my long hair!", "thinks someone may have keyed her car. Big scratches on the hood.", "in class sick and hungry", "In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.", "I`ve got a headache !!!" ]

[ "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "_II It`s foggy here", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing", "trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "nothing is going on here is guess", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "my body isnt itching anymore", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "its just one of those days....", "I think me gettin a physical change", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "not playing here either", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "My throat is on fire", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "not there but wish I were", "Did I miss the fun?", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "Fun is being had.", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Working god I hate it haha", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "day started off bad but got better", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "lol, don`t rub it in", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "eww What r u doing atm?", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "June gloom is upon us.", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.", "I wasn`t near him.", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "what`s going on ?", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "I can`t get to bed", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "is gaining weight. rather", "Im hungry and its cold", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride" ]

[ "really annoyed that work appear to have blocked facebook now...", "@_anniemay OMG No fair", "poor me, JUST going to nap", "i wish i was in cali wit mari nd lupita seeing vfc not fair", "Dreading the weekly grocery shopping.", "The geographY was an exam today!But turned out well OMG on Wednesday will a English exam xD I woul`d be very nervous...", "And other girls come over... And my boyfriend forgets that I`m here", "absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!", " we r the lost troopers. But I want to know", "Wow that was fast...next up Soderling or Ferrer. Gilles Simon lost", "This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...", " mmmm lauren conrad eeeeep im going to miss the hills", "Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while", " What did I do to you! sheesh", " There are 3 other Drs. in the office and only mine does this It drives me nuts, especially when it is an appt. for my kids.", " she lookd soo freaked out!!poor wee thing" ]

[ "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "at work!! Agh I really need to go with you what days do you go so that I can add it to my schedule!", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Is there a cvs equivalent to 'git status'?", "Aw what about me", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "No Have you? And what`s your favorite RHCP song?", "- Love the comeback, I will stay tuned! You fellows should follow people on here though. You`ll in turn get more followers", "...I need a huge favor of love. Anticipate texts from me", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow", "rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6", "_yeah thanks for that you pair of gits (hope it`s mega- like the bus!)", "alright, I`ll let you slide on that one", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "Thanks for the recommendation", "_liden Thanks for the follow Tove!", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "nice! I wish twitter would tile mine", "No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "lol -catch me if u can", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "I`m come and try to find you and be your fan too", "Thank you for the follow friday love", "I want more followers.", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "you know the .nds torrent file for it? and i am guessing u have gh:mettallica? christine brought it today for the ps3", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "something we all need sometime", "not sure i can make it", "yaaw some one want call with me?? 5529634599", "_life Hey i like love iCarly it rocks. my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud", "whooop! you got me on twitter!! dang our line of communication keeps growing!", "i am letting you read this.......", "can you give me the link for the kimba diaries please?", "it wont let me", "omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "- Tweetie is using Yfrog now, I think, so any chance of adding it to the in-client image viewing?", "first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &", "Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done", "You missed me! lol", "And I thank you.", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wl7x - Very pretty Janette I have that exact same Hey Monday band! And its on the same arm :O", "IT SHALL BE MINE!! IT SHALL... BE MINE!!! *raises eyebrows*", "http://twitpic.com/4jaz5 - Cool... luv it", "lol, get watching it again hehe", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx", "#powerblog What is this powerblog challenge you keep talking about? I`m a newbie follower", "This is cool http://yfrog.com/097dfj", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha", "Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3", "Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad", "like the sound of a tweet", "Yes! That sounds like a great idea. Message me on LJ about it", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "i`ll take a lookie, sound great", "I follow u lol", "thanks will try to behave", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "Still working in the database and trying to decide what I want to eat.", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "love you 2 so how are you? xxxx", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "No html converter on there Think we`re going with http://bit.ly/3pJNC `cause it took 5 min. to get working.", "I`m not sure which part you`re replying to, lol - but BB starts soon", "check it out check it out check it out.", "alrightttt twitter. i have netball nowww this is my 600th twitter haha byeeeee", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "Yay me! But, what in particular?", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "WELCOME BACK see you tomorrow! come pick up your gift ;)", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "Browsing digital art tutorials (like those found at Henning`s site: http://bit.ly/WJg5A ), refreshing my knowledge... and then my skills?", "<3 your gonna be the first twitter ;) cause your amazing lol. come to canada would do anything to see you perform", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "nai nai baby. haha i didn`t know that you have twitter but oh well", "I think I have some tea somewhere. It`s probably old though.", "Hey Esmee. How U doing?" ]

[ "is lonely in need of company", "I`m Back and I see I missed Truck and Fish on ", "Im sure the 5 ppl who came in after me will be seen by a dentist before I will", "apparently even Novell Moonlight doesn`t work on my Jaunty", "is in the costume shop cleaning and STARVING. Bring me food???", " yeah I need a hug...cuz I am sick..", "After being down for several hours, finally my site is back online. Silly DNS setting mistake", " Good work.I`ve only just managed to turn my studio on... I envy your productivity", "Little kids annoy the hell outa me by being all active and shouting and attacking me Etc.", " Hi man, yeah I so wanna go, but I`m on Maui #liloven", " dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!", "Having one of my bad days....Migraine today. My 1st since my neck surgery about 2 1/2 months", "I heard an icecream truck and took of like a shot but I couldn`t catch it.", "this is sooo crazy i have fever..", "I`m very conflicted here. I really like Mike but I still have feelings for Darrin. It`s really complicated. I don`t know what to do.", " it is very unlucky the day wasn`t the same without you! i hope to see you on wednesday though, right? x" ]

[ "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "twitter tends to do that to us", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "Why is it so dark outside?", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "got a super cold!", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "yooo! Its rainin dumb hard out.", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x", "I have nothing witty to say", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in ****", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "msn-ing. no school shouldn`t there be more bank holidays? x", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "maaaaan! I spent an hour on a project for work, only to have the computer bork and crash and lost it all", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "say it isn`t so!", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "I don`t know how to use this", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "We`ve never heard anyone say they like doing ANYTHING on Monday mornings! You must have had an early cup of coffee or two", "Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "should have started working on this lecture MUCH earlier using tag clouds from google news to explain basics of content analysis...", "I don`t get it...", "cause theres no party", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "why isnt everyone with you?", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?" ]

[ "bruise on knee will make it hard to skate tomorrow.", "Omg, watching Hollie Steel`s crying is so so painful #bgt", " whyd u feel awful after last night?", " WTF!!!! LMAO!!! *Just got hit in the head with bloody balls*", "I really want to go to milwaukee but my sis doesn`t want to well she won`t tell me", "i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....", "today has not started out very well", " I was thinking the swine markets are in decline. But since we can`t say that anymore...", "Ahhh, 7 am meetings thanks Reimer!", "Ugh..just starting another 2 hours of behind the wheel for drivers ed", " Chowder is the ****!!!!!!", "so far I`ve tried to kill myself TWICE in the 15 mins I`ve been outside by tripping on stupid things. I knew I should`ve stayed in bed.", "jus sittin in da libray and this stupid computer wont let me order any mac foundation", "i cannot sleep due to watching UKTV food. its keeps my cravings at bay. i think my bodies guna ache tomro", " I`m tryin not the be boring today . . . I just can`t seem to come up with thing to say", " I`m not a big fan of Costa I ended up going to EAT as they have one outside our office!" ]

[ "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "Have a great time in London", "I did.`t Get tht.", "wish I can go to the Roots pinic", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "Wish I was @ wembley", "lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Its like I had a power nap.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "yes yes you should! Especially with wine and mushrooms!! Ummm I love mushies", "dam living in england x", "I didn`t see this until after", "why do i turn red", "I`m putting in Societe Generale in China. Very interesting stuff but has me away too much ... gotta fix that!", "twittering after 2 days!", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.", "So that is different than normal how?", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "I just ate some burgers from Jack In The Box and im not sure if I want to continue eating burgers", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "i just need to sleep", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "i want to gooo", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean", "I miss Feb 23rd 2008 best night of my whole entire **** life. I`d rather re-live that night then win $1million.", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "FANTASTIC week in London but ATROCIOUS 8 hour journey home", "insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "hope yer ok hunny", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "looks like you need a local marketing person. I`m booked for 2 gigs in Vegas that day", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "mmm, pizza for dinner. yum. but i burnt my mouth though ..", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "I need one too.", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "same. Was going to try warm milk but I`m lactose intolerant haha.", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "youre not supposed to...", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "remember and drink plenty of fluids! and no buwieser dose not count!", "You don`t get them anymore?", "feeling any better hon?", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "It`s last Friday today", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night" ]

[ "Dragging myself to work, missed my fitness class this morn. Need one more weekend day", "Im a loner haha suckss", "really not lookin forward to monday bak to college", "My blackberry ran out of juice in the middle of the day...it was miserable! No twitter or email at my beck and call, truly awful", " no I was trying to interview Dr Paul Twomey, CEO of ICANN. Phone issues cut the interview from 30 mins to 15.", " it`s a dreary monday morning and I slept like ****...give me a break...", "Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha", "thinkin twitter is really quite borin", " I wanted to, but I sadly work today. Normally, I don`t work Fridays, either.", "I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)", "rearry rip. Youd never guess what i ate..", "So cold in here! getting the chill", "http://twitpic.com/67i90 - My plans have been ruined", "Aww sad now stupid crapped up phone and deciding that you would go and screw yourself up and never again work arghhh", "reaons not worth it; drunk for no reason, depressed about revision, nothing happened. Reason`s worth it:Matt, ...after that? i dunno", "so I`m kinda pissed that Boys Like Girls is gonna be at Kentucky Kingdom on a date i already have a show" ]

[ "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "Lmao Yes its on the 27th I get so excited lol", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "Per Taylor Dayne conversation. It`s official I am now jealous of you.", "Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "feelin nice after this bottle of bacardi", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "That`s awesome dude, yay for surprise celebrities! I got to meet him a few years ago, he was soooo friendly.", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "if only I had half the drive you had!!! You are my idol", "- SO.... yeah. I VERY much appreciate that.", "I`d love to, but i`m all the way in India.", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "YEA!! Way to go! Super excited for a great Midwest resource!!! Midwest pride!", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "_R_Roberts I LOOK forward to seeing and sharing", "Awesome! that`s how I wanna roll when I become mogul status", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "I really want to!! But it`s one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.", "I do amazing at beer pong with my brother", ": just got home from drews bday.", "hey guys it`s leann. . i dont know if you remember me but i just wanted to say that i`m very excited to see you guys go far", "really really getting excited!", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "aaahhh, showers are great", "So happy, my VStudio shortcuts are backkk", "that`s dope! stay out of trouble", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Writing Mother`s Day cards for my mom and gran... hurray!", "that`s really ultra sweet", "I wish my grandmother had taken me to the US with her", "Well, I still can`t wait for the one shot.", "now it`s weekend! It`s so great! I saw the rest of Twilight tonight, and i also have read fininsh Break for know.. Could I do that?", "so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "I just love it when hot policemen come into my work", "hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it", "Awww, that`s nice. You both make a really beautiful couple, you balance each other.", "wow I love it !!! thanks", "ahhh I`m drinking some too!! And bride wars is really good", "You don`t want to leave because secretly you know Australia is twenty times better than America!", "you are one of my favorite musicians/artists ever!! Please keep up the great work John", "Thanks, I love it", "nothing beats nurofen plus!", "I`m not off till 930", "_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!! i want one!!", "Can`t wait for SYTYCD tour with Ashleighhh & Izzayyy", "an oprah guest if ever i saw one http://tinyurl.com/d39x4n", "had a good time at prom. They played Jonas Brothers for me. pretty much made my night...", "50 Kayla-lee, i think your the only one that knows what that number means lol x", "yay! you should do it. just think about the animals and it`s not as hard", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "my pleasure, its a great recipe", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "I want to come over", "_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "awesome run report! Did you see the bald eagle on the lighthouse? That was their hangout when I last ran Discovery Park.", "MCM is still my next main event. I`ll be happy to get back running soon. Still run-less for 10 days.", "yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x", "I will bring you cases of mountain dew if you give @_Slamma_ 2 tixs to see taylor swift!", "Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)", "oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "de wereld need more ppl like you! ;)", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "totally addicted to xbox carcassonne. i also really love tomb raider legend. and still badly NEED bolt.", "Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!", "i`m not worried -it`s a great job!! Quite a nice way to spend the day", "thanks for the #followfriday", "I love my life Ni night twitter!<3", "Going to woodland hills gna swim and drink. Makin the best of a good day. Yee", "Having a cup of tea I have a cold so it`s tasting really good!", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!", "yea me too lol", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "You know what they say about great minds...", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "I can only imagine, but I know I love hearing about your novel! I`m kinda awake, lol. Will continue to do so, hopefully.", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "Making my boyfriend look different. He`s cute no matter what. <3", "thinks tonight couldn`t have gone more perfect.", "We just crossed into the golden state, its nice being home", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "I love summer, but I oddly don`t want this school year to end.", "looks like you need a local marketing person. I`m booked for 2 gigs in Vegas that day", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "me me me! lol", "visit si fr joemar dito bataan (frm camiguin) & sum of my ofcmates& i are supposed to meet him this saturday can`t luwas", "Good deal! Im doing good thank u The one about me loving my mom?", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "Yeah i like it", "Looking forward to a session at the gym", "OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!", "it can only get better.", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "i want one so bad get one for me ?? (:", "What Makes Me Happy? My Daughter, My Family & Their Support, Money, Shopping, & Restaurants", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "Indeed. Have a nice week!" ]

[ "I want it to be summer. NOW. why is it sprinkling STILL!?!?", "Meeting up with Karen and the boys for some drinks at The Dock!!! All I wanna do is drink though.. **** it like Andrea said! Haha", "I took my yearbook photo earlier at school, and I don`t think that it will turn out great", " Every time I succeed with a code, I get 'We`re Sorry. Your Credit Card Has Been Declined at this time.'", "Facebook won`t load for me. **** it, I`m bored.", "Regrettin some of the decisions I made", "first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold... this isn`t summer!?!?!?!?", " Yeah I hate that too!!!! Sorry ur goin thru that", "at home. have very sore feet. and am sad because the sale of my grandas house just went through. miss you", "I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.", " SHUT YOUR FACE! Why are you so mean to me? Pedro is supposed to be the mean one", "Oh my god. I literally drove in rain that was so hard that i couldn`t see in front of me. I`m shaking", "I have a headache. Also we are dealing with a lice outbreak. My lovely hair has been affected.", " I saw slater on some MTV show, So you think you wanna dance with slater or some **** like that. Where`s Kelly Kapowski", "Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday", "argh! my embouchure= FAIL! makes me sad" ]

[ "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "feels great after solving a minor but long term problem with 3ds max just now! Maybe I should try animating the avatar after all? xD", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "ive finished them now", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "'They say I look yummy & they want a taste, but I`m a human not a sandwich.' LMFAO makes me", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "Wow... my god the whole UI is sooo much snappier. It`s more responsive than TweetDeck now! Tweets feel like IMs lol", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "then you must insist you write essays the twitter way - no more than 140 characters", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "I`m now totally addicted to Farm Town. Frankly, it`s more fun that fixing laptops or studying the diseases that will kill us all.", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make up for last night this weekend when I`m in Philly.", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "cool, not a big user of DM though", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "WGN in Chicago used to be the calm airing of ideas, but in the last 30 days they changed the programing to sound-bite shouting", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "Can`t No money to spend.", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "Trying to learn how to do this 'twitter' thing... I`ll get there. Welcome to all my followers, though Im not that interesting", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x", "okay...just eat cookies && not share with me lol", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "Just got out of work", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "That post was for", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "I`m not a hobo.", "Thanks, none close to me.", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "Use twitter, quit life", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say" ]

[ "#twitterfails **** hard right now...this is annoying", "So off work about to do what I don`t know I`m exhausted", "why is everyones tweets about britains got talent?! i feel left out", "babysitting kids who won`t let me play wii with them", "Chilling with some tv quite bored at the moment", "the muscle in my back is cramping up, hurts so bad! owww", " daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.", " (duh typo error) part 2: social networking??.. there isn`t even room for people", "Missing my mom today. We made it a 'date' every year to get our flowers together. This yr I was alone. Felt so weird", "Why can`t I make a phone call! I hate this anxiety ****. Someone cure me", " yeah i got ur text! well ive only been on summer break for a week, and so far its been boring... all i do is watch tennis matches", "is now going to see his very ill uncle on saturday and the night at his house as even more bad news has come up", " I`ve wondered about rake to. The client has made it clear .NET only, don`t force devs to learn a new lang #agile #ccnet", "Whats is up with me! I am spilling everything", "To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.", "The beer buzz is almost gone.. The world has become complicated again" ]

[ "wish i was 17 again", "Same here. But I am just going to browse SA until I get bored.", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "you know what it is to see people you love most in his country and could not get closer?", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me", "is up, slightly later than planned... gunna get this essay done 2day!!", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "its a hott tuuneee,", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Less than 24 hrs until GRADUATION!!! Going out tonight to celebrate", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "As much as I loved Texas, my dislike for needles could interfere.", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "no happy hour for me today", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "on my way to orlando and its raining", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "Going home.. no meeting today", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "We keep very different hours.", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "I forget, are you in Edinburgh? Check out EdinburghAC.org.uk", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "my pic didn`t work", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.", "just 3 days left for the offf 2009 http://www.offf.ws/ in oeiras portugal... see you there", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "HaHa i Forgot...It`ll Probably Be On Youtube...So I`ll Watch It Later", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "is off to somewhere.", "Still no Internet today", "Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "I wish I had a concept of what time it is right now.... not adjusting well. Obvs.", "Why online one download this week?", "Hubby needs a vacation Thank God we`re leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "not the best way to start your day", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "Thanks G! My actual birthday is on Tuesday and I will be 24.", "Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "Is there going to be a New-Brunswick, Canada Drive? lol I live far far away", "i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)", "So happy that it`s FINALLY May! The Indy 500. Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "I didn`t see this until after", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Day off with nothing to do", "even if I was drunk, I`d think about using a fake/temporary mail address", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "really? wooooo! I wish i could go to indonesia! Lol. Hopefully next summer.", "I`m on it, probably not until next week though", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "12 more days until CA!! i get to see my paniniii", "is back from a weekend get away", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "just got back home... bored now", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "We actually have milestones due for 3 high profile projects in the next 2 weeks, & they are all scheduled when I am on vacation -", "At work leave for Berlin at 17:00 by car, will be a late arrival", "yeah, I have revision to do, but gonna go starbucks instead", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "I had a dream that I went to Evo fest, but I didn`t.", "SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend", "it`s just one day... do a week of 60hrs to compensate", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "Can`t No money to spend.", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo.." ]

[ " me too i hate revision", "Allergies suck ducks nuts. <=====8=====>", " I may be telling myself that cos he never replies to me", "aku kbangun gara2 mimpi , very bad dream", "I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight", "charbotgreen has been suspended 'unusual activity??'", " so you are like the rest of us on this miserable bank holiday.then LOL", "mothers day..didnt do anything exciting...saw a movie", "Conference call with HP. They gave me an invalid pass code so I can`t attend", "Watchin tyra bored like always my stomach hurts", " YES!! I made the sign when i noticed it missing on Sunday! So far, no luck... It`s now Unlucky Japanese Cat...", "Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry.", "leaving florida want to live there forever! Texan*Girl", "_78 I`m sowwy u have to work w/an idiot. I will call u if u want. Just to break up ur day.", "What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies.", "My computer dies soon - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner cant find it :S" ]

[ "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "thanks, feeling good and off to New Forest later", "retweet please awesome kawaii, anime and cosplay items: http://bit.ly/cUjXg", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Should work fine, as far as I know. *shrug* Maybe send a tweet to ?", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "Bye!! Great meeting you!", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "But I do tweet about you", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "thanks for reading my blog. and for laughing at MY PERILS AND TRAGEDIES! ****Cries****", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way tyg", "_anderson hehe fun tweets !", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "voting is over. since like four days ago i think i told all my friends 2 vote for you a million times. you will win! love you", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "Alright, I think it`s time for bed...even though I`ll probably surf the net for another hour before I go to sleep lol! Goodnight", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "right guys i have to go", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "proper cba with out!", "We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off", "moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Exploring Twitter`s world! me 2", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "New Comment On Jowki: I wish I had the time to blog more often http://cli.gs/ZzRe1P", "going to bed. night", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "man, 4 months until we get to see what those drunk tweets were all about", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "HELLO friend!! Welcome to Twitter!!", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "HA.. I look at Twitter games as harmless fun. Despite being author of Twitter book, I try to talk about other stuff", "Supernatural was mega good Now I`m off to bed, urgh long day of school tomorrow x", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "tweet often and it`ll draw followers to you", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...", "Thank you for the advice I`ll work on that when Im not at work.", "Gain an instant follower, just use the #**** tag in a tweet. WTF? Lesson learned, Summer of Todd to get a new *official* tag.", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", ".. thanks dear.. wish you the best too", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "All done. No more internship.", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...", "still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet", "she`s just finished! The Pretenders now. x", "Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "church bellss are ringin got to go. adieu,(god bless in german)", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "ohh. i didnt double tweet a while ago, did i? now i did.", "Thanks for all of the awesome tweets LeeLoo, glad you enjoyed the weekend.", "I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "I hope you feel better soon", "T-bone`s gone to sleep... Think we`re gonna join him", "http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys you`re the best", "Graduation tonight I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys", "when will she b finished", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "_ebru thank you for the link...very cool...see you on monday!!!", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on" ]

[ "I took my antibiotics and I still feel like ****", " i don`t have any excuse other than night shifts! we got our orphan lambs from a local farmer so we cheated", "_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can`t cope !!!! Set that fox on him", "Long day at office again. Tiring week", "awake sadly seeing Leon today !", " ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.", "I got up early to pay bills. I figured its like a bandaid if I get it over quickly it won`t be so bad... I was wrong", " haven`t worked there for a long time but kinda miss it! I miss anna seen her? i`ll prob be in SLO most of the summer! you?", "10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!", "_x ah that`s annoying", "i was kinda hoping this time it was going to be differnt... its not it just sucks !!!!!!!!!", " umm well i only go to house clubs and i never go to north beach so.no idea, sorry been out 1x there 2 a now defunctlesi club", " That`s no good. I`m sorry", " gray! .... i so feel neglected", " i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable", " I tried sooooo hard to work from home today, but failed Not my fault though." ]

[ "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "On my way to Ft. Knox http://myloc.me/1Zyg", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "I dont think so", "Good luck at the services tomorrow!! I wish I could see you guys on your vacation!", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "yeah, guess we gotta wait til sometime in June", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all", "I hate June gloom. I was getting so excited for the beach.", "last full day of vacation", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "I am loving this sunshine and hating the thought of my office without windows", "i have a crush on someone!", "I have to work tomorrow too sheli", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol", "http://twitpic.com/4jjlc - I love it! If it`s pouring rain, I still want to go.", "sitting in bed where I will be for the weekend.", "Duncan finally got his orders... leaves for Iraq in September. Open invite to stay with me anytime during the year he`ll be gone", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "I`m not gonna be here when the new Transformers comes out.... i`ll be in Colombia", "welcome back! I`m stuck in jury duty today.", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "Is about to see Adriana off for a month", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "i wannabe in dubai", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "actually,we r going there in june with my office colleagues,paid by company", "i wanna move back to Pennsylvania", "My birthday is now over.", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "i really wanna go to australia and england.", "lol i cant drink!!", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "Can`t wait to come home! I miss my Bubba. Too bad my parents are taking him to Canada.", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "im at school right now", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "I really don`t want a limo service to take me to the airport I want him to. Ok soft moment... Don`t get use to these!", "haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "that was the class I was keen on. Guess I have to wait for next summer. bummer.", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "Heaos keen for next weekend. Mummy. <3", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "happy almost mother`s day", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "Got 2 get ready 4 work would rather be fishing!", "I`ll keep that in mind if I decide to add an LA leg to my westt coast stint in June", "I need some cheering up", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "The sun has gone in!", "lol hell yes i`m keen. WE`RE GOING SKIING AT TREBLE CONE SOMETIME THIS WINTER", "****, I`d be interested in working with Care2, but I don`t live in SF anymore", ": and this year I have summer school.", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "My trip to Igbaras will be postponed to next week", "I work at the group home", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "will be MIA until june 13.. finals", "i wish i was at the beach already", "attempting to count the days till i return to canada...theres alot of them", "last day working for Tend", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "the closest is a good two hours", "i know! i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "I`m dying to read it! I hate England.", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "wish i can be with her every day", "no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "I wish you weren`t going to a 19+ venue in Vancouver", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "_Exp not where i live." ]

[ "Damm servers still down i need to hit 80 before all the koxpers pass me", " I ended up not going because my left knee is killing me. I think I pushed myself too much yesterday", "feeling the need for more advil.", "Tbh having no credit in your phone sux. i cant even text people to see what`s happening, like its totally grrrsville", " so what was said?? I`m so bummed I missed it!. *sigh* I want to go to california", "got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell", " I didn`t read the details so that may be it. Sara Jayne is a kid`s show so it can`t be that exciting.", " it was way worse than that ...and where were you why didnt you say hello?", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", " oh noo.. i cant see it", "I`m really bored! My brother went to get his permit! Stay off the roads! Jk lol! It feels like all my friends have abandoned me! Except 1", " me too she better be back soon! dude, this is my typical bedtime. but look who is talking! what are YOU doing up so late?", "It`s gloomy as hell outside today.", "both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole! cant get in my car. so much for technology", "_Man im fully obsessed with their burritos enchilado style. My mom doesnt wanna go with me tho", "Misses JP I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry" ]

[ "Not yet.... too early in the AM", "I wish the weather would be slightly less rainy so I could use the hot tub.", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis", "w00t! Glad to hear it! Though I am missing watching it outside the Igloo by a day", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Just got out of work", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "An expense I could do without at the moment", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "i learnt something new today", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "Still working on music grades...outside on the deck...sun is behind a big gray cloud", "is not too hot and not to cold", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "On way back home after a crazy night on the coast", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "ohhh wowwww no good", "its a beautiful,albeit, windy at times, night in So No....", "i wish we could have seen you girls today. well besides from across the crowd haah. hope you had fun", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "so...i really want to be home right now.", "don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "my pic didn`t work", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "I have to go to work.", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "The Renegades last day was today and...well... he`s gone... didn`t catch him Gutted... Closest he came to Greenock was Kilmacolm!", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx I miss working a pole. __ dont you see clients everyday? lol", "Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day Drove back to Melb via Daylesford", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "no school today, teacher cancelled the lesson chillin`", "last day working for Tend", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "Good morning to you, however it`s night time for me, so I am off to bed *hugs* Have a great day", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "..the weather may makes it, cause temp fell down to 15C from 30C which were yesterday ...", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time", "starting off my day with a little Northern Light", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "Had a totally chilled out day relaxing in the garden in the lovely weather. Shame I have to go to work tomorrow", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "I was glorious at 6.50 when I went outside, so why has it gone cold and cloudy now", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "i`ve just woken up", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "dont put behind the wheel lmfao today was fun", "finally gone to the beach, yeaaaah!", "And the Sun is shinning.........at last", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best", "Fog horn of DOOM! A great way to start the morning... living next to the harbour is really great", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Woke up and there was sun! And then it started to rain", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!" ]

[ " nah the lights killed the mood now you got to get out my bed", "Sephora is having a 75% off sale. And I`m so broke Life isn`t fair.", "Its sooooooooo not funny when I have to move from computer to computer to render and draw. Come on, Revit! AutoCAD was never this bad.", "Felt like ****, behaved like my son; ate to compensate. Pigged out on home-roasted sugar almonds. Painful tum, threw up, still feel sick.", "I am going to die tomorrow night. should be here.", "No phone call yett... Hrmm. Maybe a call from my end is in order? I`ll wait a bit longer, Prom nights are often `spuratic` moments.", "Is sick. Staying home because that`s what Levy said to do.", " That drives me nuts.", "I`m all scared and bruised.", "The puppy is sick and some one put they hands on my momma >:-|", "I`ve got a dentist`s appointment soon! The drill feels like I`ve got my brain in a blender - not looking forward to it", " yeah, I just realise the organiser dun let performing artist/djs drink on stage tight malaysian laws n rules here", "Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capacity the challenges", " #wci hashtag simply isn`t dying out anytime soon, is it.", " man i need 2 find a siitter Val still aint **** wit me LOL", "transferring 368558682 photos is annoying.. I want to watch Up" ]

[ "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "Round two of Vega: Vanilla Chai flavor. Just realized that I have only 45 days left", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "Dinner=Buffalo burger with provolone cheese melted on top with beefsteak tomatoes and spinach. Divine. Pic on facebook to come.", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "yay, just got my stuff from rygegrej.dk Perfect tastes like banana and apple", "Doggone it! I only got an hour nap in I really want some Ponderosa chicken wings!", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "see most people didn`t like deadpool cause it wasn`t true to the comics, I`m guessing you like Ryan Reynolds", "Downloaded EeeControl for my Eee PC today. Was playing with the settings to make the fan kick in at 1500RPM if above 55C, 0RPM if under..", "For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0", "Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two", "there`s only one more cherry dr. pepper left in the fridge...thank God. im addicted to that stuff but it does sad things to my skin.", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "nope we only have one really good cuban place... i`ll have to ask them...", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "thanks, Mandy! What a good sister you are. That may be true, but unfortunately my road tires can`t say the same.", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "Brothers Bloom won`t be opening this weekend in El Paso. I`ll just buy Brick and enjoy that until I can watch Brothers Bloom.", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "i know they are delicious.miss germany but like holland as well as we used to shoppin there at weekends.lol", "Having fries plus greentea. Mmm - http://tweet.sg", "Graveyard charged my card twice (one correct total, one random amt) from last night`s #atltweet tweetup. Check your accounts!", "http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...", "maaaaan! I spent an hour on a project for work, only to have the computer bork and crash and lost it all", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "Thats ok Yeah I had a good night thanks. Glad you did too. Hope you enjoy your BBQ", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "Had a great day: beach, BBQ with old friends (it`s crazy that I`m old enough to have `old` friends!), & learned how to play texas holdem", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho", "yeahh, uhhh, not so sure if i`m feeling the new jonas songs just yet", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was", "Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "ok i just spent like �50 on soundtracks, a galaxy class starship and EVE online. sigh", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "Hmmm, I just realized....I didn`t have any bday cake for my birthday...boo hoo!", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "I got excited when I saw a bag in the place cookies usually live (when I get them). Unfortunately it was just my new prescription", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "yeah, it`s terrible cockatoos are the hardest to live with, so emotional. good thing he found you, though!!", "Awww my lovies! Yes I love it all. And I`m totally finishing my buffalo sammich after a few hits off the new bongie. <3", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "I spent my whole dream cooking a delicious meal, but I woke up before I got to try it", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "haha! sorry to hear that", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try" ]

[ "is a very tired tweeter", " don`t care about my struggles..", "_ yeah sorry i was busy last night ill try and go next week!", " ohh, i`m watching my best friend`s wedding. it`s so sad..", "Nearly fell asleep, but was jolted out of bed by a massive panic attack and now I`m not sure if I can sleep at all.", "headache wanna see my Julie", " just tried DMing you but it tried to download some strange file so stopped! How come no gmail MaccyM? Missing you SADS!!", "I think my book is gone forever... we mourn forever ****!", "home from work today.....son is sick", "_beag I hate cat pee.", " noo sorry my love...after that i`m going to pop about 7 zyrtec and go to sleep", " missed you by 10 min, haha. went to sleep at 15 past, but had a major anxiety attack around 630 again. ugh. boo", "i just had the weirdest dream ever and can`t see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys", "I`m so sorry Drace this sucks so bad", " How hard is it 2 be running back an forth constantly? Ya kno workin all the time, havin crazy sleepin schedules? Must be hard", "So tired of driving, I really could use a chauffeur" ]

[ "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Woke up dreaming I met my Hero; Author Anne Rice & her son, author Christopher Rice. I was in such euphoria. Perhaps I would someday.", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "Hehe. Yeah, me too. or I would totally write it. XD", "I`m going to school...JOY! :/ 7:20 am! I`ve got to go! BYE!", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'", "happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep", "goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "Can`t sleep. **** morning will come to soon. Have to rest! It will be a new day. A perfect day to start new changes", "it`s an awesome book, can`t wait for the film - enjoy and don`t be scared x", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "working away just now, hopefully it stays nice for the afternoon and evening! possible BBQ weather!", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "I can`t wait that long", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "I want to party down!", "beautiful day... and im working leaving now so i can get some sun though", "Great meeting...lunch on the patio in the sunshine...nothing more perfect busy day...time for bed, ahhhhh", "wow the weather is amazing today!", "Rain makes for a good study day almost done!!", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Morning all. First tea of the day, and just about to record the voiceover for a documentary about modern Druidry. Good times", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "I prefer overcast days too. Sorry it`s hot where you are.", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "it might be sunny today, but alas, new product must make it to Etsy!", "Hi Ok i hope its head comes out of the clouds for you> i love Meadowbank shopping center", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "Its a gorgeous day and I`m going to work allll day Just gotta keep telling myself its for NYC!!", "going out for the good ol` `soak` tonight for a mothers day feed. in love more then ever", "Remind me to get out & take a pic of my blooming clematis before the wind storm tomorrow.", "Sleeeep. Good day, nice night, comfy bed.", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "wow i`m soo hungover", "Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "I can only imagine, but I know I love hearing about your novel! I`m kinda awake, lol. Will continue to do so, hopefully.", "Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "_II It`s foggy here", "Nearly finished Angels and Demons, awesome book, feel so lame for only reading it now", "just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "Cant wait to leave work", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!", "lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....", "_blache Night! Doze well.", "Buying my copy today, so excited! Need to learn it for friday Good luck in sheffield", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "Wow! Up, coffee in hand and already outside. So peaceful on Sunday mornings.", "We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "has just finished reading Twilight and thought it was ****...okay, it was alright...okay, i love it and really wanna read the next one", "ROFL - me too.", "Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.", "Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...", "_ having a very lazy day, playing xbox and drinking tea", "lotsa water. it`s already dark out", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "Getting ready for college. I had a good sleep. rainy day today. I love it.", "I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "I would love to see the sun again. It has been raining here for 3 days now.", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "im determined to slarm around my house and eat egg sandwiches. and smoke a few bowls. sounds like a splendid evening to me", "Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i`m #listening to the fray... Here`s to a good week", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.", "is thinking so much and i`m at work" ]

[ "Bummer. MacBook is bugging out Any Mac heads want to lend a helping hand.", "UGH I missed the POTUS @ MY Five Guys!!!! 2 blocks from my house and 3 blocks from my job. http://www.politico.com/politico44/", " I know. I have such guilt associated with picking winners.", "tired as heck, i wanna go home and sleep but i cant cause im have to be at the wash till my daddy gets off work.", " That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?", "FreeSat`s coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!", "Ok so 4 needs to hurry up and come wtf I wanna go hooooommmeeee!", " WOMAN, I didn`t know you came home you so suck!!! When are you going back!", "this laptop is going to die, its not working!", " Psych has to be better than neuro! Or at least in a better part of town? I miss you", "I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend", "To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.", "17 things to do, the last thing on my mind is cleaning up everyone`s cake mess", "I`m gonna cry I went bad at my History test ! I really hate History !", " ouch, thats your achy back...so sorry ... i didnt mean to cause you pain", "Why am I always the one on time. They are always late. I wanna sleep. I miss Mere." ]

[ "@_callmeCourt always welcome hun", "Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/", "GOOD MORNING TWEETER WORLD!", "mrskutcher & aplusk you two are to funny!", "I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now ****", "_Craig_G Hope your enjoying the money..it`s looking real good to me right now", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "Yoko Ono - Ben Lee - ? http://lala.com/zAd It`s easy.", "Hmm... it`s a miracle you`re using twitter, and it`s fun... so... Tweet!", "Ahhhh \\you are soo smart Thanks for this schooling of thoughts Have you taught before?", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "_Believer I know! That`s ok, most did ;) Thanks", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "Morning y`all. Looking forward to a nice BBQ today. Can everyone follow please?", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "@_mmmichelle you`re in france?!?! cheri!", "caww that sounds good, I hope you`re right", "Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "That`s awesome man. ****, I should of sent you an affiliate link. lol. oh well.", "*points at Facebook message*", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "Thanks! That will be you in October", "lol haha very funnyyy lol im talking to my bestfriend ashleyyyy!!!", "You seem nice, you`re generous and you know your stuff", "You`re a fine looking set of neighbours, I must say! Lots of compliments have been showered upon your header graphic too", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "thks 4 the follow, and tweets, i returned the love", "says my new layout is so cute x) see the cuties ? hahahah http://plurk.com/p/suqp6", "i (L u so much See u at school todaay!", "Aren`t you suppossed to support the local economy ... LOL ... good for you and congrats", "i know! that`s why i recommend it", "Good luck 2 u and the babies", "Listening to Hey Zulu - Red n` Meth. Sux to be at work right now", "FOLLOW ME BABY U SAID N DA CHAT U WILL LUV YA GOODNITE", "good morning twitter-ers rise and shine,, just on my way to school", "I`d be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music", "_Cool yep here`s hoping", "_Paradise Hi Dale, your welcome man! Hope ur weekend is going well. I think I would enjoy your Desert Paradise! fun, fun, fun!", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "you can use my alotment", "and great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "http://tinyurl.com/67sk5r Follow my blog and I`ll follow yours", "good luck!! How exciting", "Um... happy star wars day btw. Cheers to all you scruffy looking nerfherders and hot ami`s out there.", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX", "gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast", "cool its my P", "tell me about it", "Yup, indeed, like train announcements: Shortly we will arrive in K�lle", "Aaaah, the same old same, I see ^^ We share a mutual fate, my friend :*", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "Thanks! I was gonna make a joke and say they look just like mine!", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "_nicole http://twitpic.com/4t6qx - i have the exact same pic except it`s my hubby & my chihuahua tucker very cute.", "Hello Back to work today after a week of vacation !", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!", "instant-messaging with two of my favourite conversation guys", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "hi thanks for following me. u doing much? been a long time since i last chatted to u", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "Yahoo ! Great! Always nice to hear successful stories!", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "one of them is", "David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache", "heyyy where`d my tweet go? *shouts to bc her lists are always amazing!", "Marking going ok so far A`s and B`s so far - relieved it looks like I have future programmers in class", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "Got it! Your in the rundown.", "Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!", "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "Thank you, Judy! Same back at you!", "are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this", "i need lele to answer meeee! Haha.", "Oh LOL! Yes, on Facebook! That`s a nice safe environment. Like a church basement!", "*dancing pirouette ballerina HUGS* Morning my Awesome brudder!", "@_ahseya_ cool i want you to take a look at this and tell me what you think", "Who thinks I should start doing iPhone App Development business? @ reply to win an EasyWriter Pro code!", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "Thanks for follow. Was just adding you from your twitter page, after commenting your blog", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "LOL ok we gotta get the folks from Microsoft and live360 in WA to hire me.", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL", "#SanctuarySunday it`s our mission to make #Sanctuary a trending topic for the day, lots of people on board for it...join in", "YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.", "yeeh. i also have a thing for drummers basically, all guys have 2 do is play an instrument or sing and im all theirs :p", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Will be your DJ for a little while! Tune in if you want www.soompiradio.com", "Morning everyone! Hope you have a great Sunday!!", "watching Please Twins. gonna make some Iced Tea :-bd", "- That Jasper clip is my first 'favorite' Twitter message.", "SUPER BUENO FTW!!! I am so proud of you guys.", "lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth", "Send me your Blog`s RSS feeds I have a site that will republish and send traffic to your site...", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "I�m good. Wanna get out of the office...." ]

[ " Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought", "Date Like A Man So You Dont Get Played Like A ****", "am hungry.. going to eat... catch up with you guys later & 4 people who are hurt by my sardonic quotes - why are you waiting, hit me back", "i miss oklahomaaaaa listening to citizen cope til i pass out.", " He says he feels mama tucking him in at night He`s lonely but getting by. Tomorrow will be tough!", " ze Franz has not friended me i think they think i`m a creepy stalker or sommat. Hmph.", ":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup", "*sigh* I`m going to bed... I just don`t feel right anymore...", "I don`t want to lose my wisdom teeth, they make me wise. I will soon be without a trace of wisdom", "ERRG I cant believe that i am not working at all next week i think its time to move on from Chick fil A", "I wanna longboard but it`s raining ughhhhhh", "Working at hop city. Gotta miss baseball", " Are you blogging yet? I miss you writing", "11 Days left until freedom. I really just want to get through this weekend. I hate essays.", "aww, anyone see hollie steel on BGT tonight? wharra shame", "Watching the Broncos vs Chiefs 1994, Montana vs Elway on NFL Network. I still have nightmares about this game FU KC!" ]

[ "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "upss..her name is writen like chesca.", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Got a day of painting", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "ah wait! we can only go if you can get us to and from cos my mom`s tires are nonlong distance till she can buy some new ones.", "Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "is on the road now! with 7 hours ahead and a beautiful girl behind", "Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "_SRod Shouldn`t you know your National Holidays?", "Guess it was too much to hope for me to have a nice relaxing Mothers Day!... Happy Mothers Day mommies", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "Planning to run riot in Luton today! BA HAA! Not reeeally where`s the library in this (****) town though?", "endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "sunniest day in ages and im in bed", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "_Monk Neither are ELP!!", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "nice weather today in Alex", "Out for ultimate training. looking forward to the sunset!", "No, I`m in the US for the weekend not the UK", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....", "Not a prob hun", "almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "_o uh, could you come visit austin before you make your gigantic moving decision? it`s closer to st louis than portland.", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina & later and working on a global project", "if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Nope Neither of our ladies are on today.", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "But but I dun wanna", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "i wish i was there! but i live in holland ): but i`m going to see you in paris", "HA. Totally posting an update at 2am.Its lightning outside, pretty.", "Dubai!!! Still trying to settle down", "Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day", "you too! Cloudy day here in Madrid, typical Spring day", "yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A", "LOL good to know the time in LA, it`s a 9h time difference ... good morning to ya", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl", "are you having a bad day?", "I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "OMGosh I just saw Hattie wake up! Must be summer when your garden hedgehog comes out of hibernation", "Are we going to be able to buy more than 1 ticket online through livenation tomorrow? cant make it to LA" ]

[ " sadly isn`t me. It`s some1 w/ 1 follower 1 update & hasn`t used Twitter since May 1, `07 I wanted that name, too", "_jtv WHAT! I was only gone for 30 minutes and you`re already showing boobage without me?", "Oh it is so sunny.", " I wish I knew someone down there who could hook us up. a friend told me once that they got crappy seats for a show in CHI", "I wanna longboard but it`s raining ughhhhhh", "reyt fancies a valentinos. Worst of times considering i can`t have any", "Work around the house boo", " I`d help you if I weren`t poorer than you lol! I`m mexican living in .mx, which automatically makes me 13 times poorer", "Laughing for no reason...maybe its because its 2:27 and I`m tired, haha. Maybe i should go to bed Night!", "my apartment is emptying out more & more each day.. so sad.. last week at 2000", "am hungry.. going to eat... catch up with you guys later & 4 people who are hurt by my sardonic quotes - why are you waiting, hit me back", "Slipped up and caught the flu feeling like poop!", " for...the...loss. dumbface ...him, not u. what u up to on the wknd? i wanna seeeeeee ya!", "@_Esme_Cullen_ I`m taking a million songs from your blip.fm station thing. Sorry", " I think you were dreaming that! However, my memory does suck so maybe not", "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" ]

[ "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "i seriously neeed to study", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "shoutout to all the beautiful moms out there that these niggas dont appreciate! some one cares Happy Mothers Day!", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "that couldn`t be more true! I like ur momma`s style!", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "long, fun day now for some relaxation. some TV with the mom, then sleeeep", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "I think i am getting a cold", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "I`m not going on the cruise. Wish I was, but I`m just going on vacation. Thanks though", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "LOL. Wow. That`s good. Haha I still can`t believe it`s mother`s day.", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "_Tarrant nice! It`s mommas day", "happy mother`s day to your moms", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "well then happy mothers day ahahahahahaha", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "hay naku!!madaya ka talaga ah hehe ..hey happy mothers day to your mom nga pala and to your mom also", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "i don`t have any of that", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "Sleepy time.. happy mothers day all u momz", "whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "Really really cant sleep x", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "I want to go see Up", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "_3 U know - kids do what we DO - not what we SAY ... well, don`t we all, really ....", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "awww thanks Jon! My 9yr old told me I was to sleep in, while they all clean the house.. best mom`s day present ever!", "I forgot, Happy Mom`s day.", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "HAppy Mother`s Day to my Mom...that lady is the coolest I love u ma!", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "might be seeing my god mothers little boy in a bit . Leon, so cute <3333", "kid`s class is going on field trip today ~ and for once, I was smart enough to not volunteer to help!", "dont cry for me! i will see u tomorrow. muah.", "is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come", "i didnt get a hug today", "'Her`s before mine' hon. It`s one of few rules I do NOT break, under ANY circumstances.", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "Running errands with my little man. Maybe he won`t act like a 3 year old today.", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "going to shibuya, meet my mom, get my contact lenses, then shinjuku", "_L Thanks,I think your the first girl to say that...besides my mom", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "Happy Mother`s Day hahaha", "ask them what they have done with their lives. be annoying human beings? tell your mama happy mother`s day!", "Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "have fun without me pasty <33", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Hey don`t write yourself off yet. Little girl you`re in the middle of the ride", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "I wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mom`s including mine love u mama", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Enjoyed x-men w/ now it`s time to rest up for this drive home...happy mother`s day twit-moms!!!", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "Happy Mother`s Day Mom! I love You!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "no juice here, I didntb even let him use my computer.", "happy mother`s day! http://bit.ly/6fGxd", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Shout out to my moms for wakin me up so prematurely! Preciate it", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "Just got finished cleaning and putting out my mom`s presents. Happy mother`s day. I`m going to sleeeeep.", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "It`s Mother`s Day! Went out to lunch to celebrate and then went shopping for a gift for my mom", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "not Pimm`s in a can?", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "I`m so getting the cold", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "thats bad your been forced to watch that there must be a helpline you can call ? we are both good thanx he`s asleep" ]

[ "Poor . The flowers are fornicating with HIS nose now. ", "Just got out the shower, Sitting on my towel I Hate TwitterBerry I Can`t Reply To Tweets", "Looking for the in Coal Harbour. Can`t find it!", "Still hating the whole Twitter replies thing. I feel like I`m missing bits. #fixreplies", "YES I AM GOING TO BE A SOPHMORE IN COLLEGE. Geez. Cant get a job cause everyone thinks im fifteen.", "_am_umlaut oh no! i`m very sorry to hear", " Hahahaha! I didn`t know it said that, sheeeeittt! I don`t get why I can`t have a picture... bwaaaahhh", "nooooooo sue is retiring no no no no!", "Just saw a trailer for Batman Arkham Asylum and you can play as the Joker. But that`s only PS3 exclusive. **** That hurt.", "<i>Waiting For Natie to come online I miss him", "Who`d have thought Wallace & Gromit and the team behind Monkey Island could have combined so disastrously?", " **** dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC flash expert...", "It smells badly of garlic", "going to my bff`s. haha. but thats in like 2 hourssss sooooo...calllll me. actually darn, i have hw", "oh! i think i didnt do well on my photo editing for Db! sorry :|", "stuck in huge traffic jam" ]

[ "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Our Christian mobile directory is running! Just a month old Visit http://tiny.cc/caribdir", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "Found some great places but I might have to play it safer and wait 2 years till my car is paid off", "http://twitpic.com/4jcjj - Boagsie actually is still this small lol - him at 4 years old", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "one of them is", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "From top down: 2x2924, 1x2610, 3x2500. Then an 1841 and two desktops. More gear to come over time of course.", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "you did not write back to me", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "did you put a spoon in it?", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "Took the cutest pics of Andy yesterday. But I don`t have them. Used my bro`s fancy DSLR & didn`t have time to upload them. I want my own!", "oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "stealth shopping - got wife b-day present while at mall together and she didn`t notice - buy, hide it in car, back before she missed me", "HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is", "yeah it does...i had fun today...i regret not taking that cup now...it was awesome...i must find one just like it now", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "need to get a hand", "Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed just looks strange but it`s comfortable", "ohhh wowwww no good", "june 15, 1995, chino hills, CA. The 1 day it rained n june in SoCal...we had an outside grad; had 2 move it 2 the gym", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "Phone power is dying!", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "im good! im on my laptop using and external internet plug. i need to send it away to be fixed", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "dared to go back and look at that vid I made - I may take it down", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "At least you made it", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "Had drums, but they where made up of other peoples sets, so, had to give them all back", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB SATA 300 NCQ 32MB on the way...", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "not for too long I hope x", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "Dang I left my Rolando`s dinner leftovers at home! I knew I should have put them in the shop fridge last night before we left downtown!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "I need a code", "I brought a buffalo 320gb for 3800...it has the fastest transfer rate for a usb hdd...I benchmarked it at 34mb/s on my comp!!!", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "I didn`t bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket." ]

[ " Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! http://tr.im/kpc1 ", " I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account", "Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs", "Is losing money in Vegas...", "In bed can`t sleep .... Something is missing.....", "Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!", "i have the song here comes goodbye stuck in my head not a good song to be singing considering my situation", "exams are the worst mahn!! 2 to go", "The chicken noodle soup I made for lunch to feel better just burned my tongue . . .not a good day.", "EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN`T THAT DOE`T WORK AT ME I`M #FRUSTRADED :@", "OMGod I`m soooo tired I don`t think I have the energy to film today lol", "Someone just bought the domain i planned on buying yesterday ****", " I`m sorry...I`ll make sure I do that next time.", "My throat hurts and I can`t sleep.", "agh! freaking out about going to Wales already! >< not packed!!", "Then me disliking you is a rumor! cyndi! What made it look like i didn`t like you?" ]

[ "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "Just taking my dad in law for a Sunday stroll down Old Leigh a beautiful morning, say Hi to Morris LOL http://twitpic.com/4wt8k", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "I love you Thomas.I will always respect and support your decision.and I`ll miss you but you`re gonna do amazing things <3 you", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "this goes out to the one n only smirker cheers dave! aka jak aka the best chest ever! ? http://blip.fm/~5jjcc", "@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme", "don`t 4get Gina Thomas! ( the things u do, keep artist running from U) she`s a corrections officer in Jersey now", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "proper cba with out!", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", ":O goodness, i havn`t heard it. i lovelovelove her old stuff though, the overture the underscore is the best album i think", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "T-bone`s gone to sleep... Think we`re gonna join him", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "Now to go home and cry", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "ohhh I remember when you gave your dad a shoutout at the mcr at MSG show last year. that was so sweet", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "http://twitpic.com/66ymw I`m gonna miss these guys so much Thanks for making the 5 years at senior school amazing!", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "Have you been going to the Trop for the last 5 years? No more games for you!", "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "Didn`t win a Lammy last night but happy for Scott Sherman, who did. Walked my feet off at BEA today.", "Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Fixed my favourites. $180 and the heels fell off after 4 wears", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "All done. No more internship.", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "not playing here either", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Michael Porter is haunting me again. Ugh. The five forces. But I don`t remember the other 9 strategies for competitive advantage.", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "Woke up dreaming I met my Hero; Author Anne Rice & her son, author Christopher Rice. I was in such euphoria. Perhaps I would someday.", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "Watching Jimmy F. delete all his social network profiles No more Jimmy cyber time.", "Love the movie Grease! Can`t believe that Jeff Conaway is the same guy who played Kenickie...so sad to see him on Celebrity Rehab", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "_of_the_dead I met a stranger just 10 min ago. He was stalking me at the store", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "Yes I did see Mitch Hedberg and the whole floss thing. He`s hilarious. I <3 him. Poor guy", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "My wife took my last �20, no McDonalds breakfast for me today", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "ok - thats enough!", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are" ]

[ "Is getting upset at work cus bindz and j are being bullies and they won`t let me go duty free shopping!", "i think my cold is getting worse, not better!! i cant stop coughing - it really sucks!!", "Early Monday,great Rainy Monday,not so great :|", "****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. #lostthegame (Blame )", " I want to go with you ! But I`m tierd....", " too bad Vo got me sick I think & I don`t even have meds to feel like you.", "So Tired. It`s not right to have to get up so early", " are you having any problems sending images from Twitterberry mine just doesn`t want to work ! ****", " still no class loaders, or even custom assembly loaders", "_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh? RIP Jessie Kitty", "Willie is pouting because Grandma didn`t put any treats on my food http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6877293", "_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.", " I missed mine, too. Not fun...", " EEW Cheese. I hate cheese.", "This is not a happy tweet", " I know! I can`t go either...it`s sad She needs to come back to MI asap, haha" ]

[ "i have nothing to do", "Going out. A barbeque maybe?", "Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "got a super cold!", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "Greenville for the weekend for my best friends birthday and leaving way later than i wanted...", "home sweet home sleeping until monday I hope.", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "At the pub with the dog but seems to have misplaced friend with drinks", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "No star replies to me", "working the graveyard shift!", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "has one more paper left", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "for me they`re not", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "hope u feel better sweetie", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "I should stop trying to reach", "At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "That post was for", "I hear tonight is the last jleno show", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "and why are u two fighting.", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "cold & raining in inglewood", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "my hubby. promised job promotion so we didn`t move, signed a new lease n they withdrew the promotion...", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "My sister got a lunch date and I don`t", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "i`m a bum today", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "Phone power is dying!", "Nobody is up this early", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "at work closing files", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "all work, no play.", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "small? we cant choose?", "Should not drink cheap wine", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "is NOT watching Star Trek tonight. But is heading to a lovely dinner and fun board games night with", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "Off from work now!", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work" ]

[ " http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby", "wants to go to falkland but cant cause of stupid exams and mtbcut are going to be there", "Tired and gunna go to bed soon!!! First time I`ve been online today!! All ready for mother`s day tomorow", "i feel like **** right now and i have one more month of school left FML HARD", " biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke", "Sometimes black girls just piss me off like a ****!", "Got my hair cut. Great. stupid gum.", "it`s `s birthday today, wish her a good one assholes! Sleepytime", "_y_Tony and didn`t bring me any???? You suck", "Swolen as shitt boo hoo", "sad.. Daniel is leaving Florida now.. just gave him a big hug", "Just got bullied by Dillah. HELP!", "doesn`t wanna get dressed up and be an adult today.", "sitting around doing **** all....tired", " Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day", "My body hurt I need a rub down like NOW!" ]

[ "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Wow, I really hope it gets better. Asthma sucks", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "I wish yesterday was Friday", "my phne blocks text", "not for too long I hope x", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "Amen to that! My vitamins made me so ill I felt better before i started taking them!", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "the good thing of having a fever is feeling cold, especially in such hot weather. I think I`m hallucinating lol .", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Hope you mom is okay", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "My throat is on fire", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "Wow. I hope he gets better... cancer can GTFO.", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "Another night of not sleeping", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "Need to sleep but can`t", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "thx! Hoping it`s a good week.", "yep but I`m going better now", "just woke up, I`m starving", "Just got home from morongo.. Havin a corona Won 100 bucks woo! Lol I wish it woulda been 100,000 instead :-/", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "im fine. but a bit tired im glad that its weekend now.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "wish it wasn`t raining", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "I hear ya. You`ll have to go back to work to rest.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry" ]

[ "break from packing. watching the office Pam: 'I had just woken up. I didn`t look cute. That`s how I knew he meant it.'", "Can I get some gd news for gods sake", "I miss Cary and want to drink some chocolate milk with him.", "Cleaned four bathrooms this afternoon....(yes, go ahead and feel sorry for me...lol)....mine are still waiting for my attention", " actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe. I miss it there.", "Installed office for Mac & messed up all my fonts on safari, **** on a stick! help! can`t even read the solutions online #badmicrosoft", "OMGosh! it`s 79 degrees and I`m sweating and miserable! what am i gonna do when i visit the ATX? need..AC! need...AC!", " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.", "Bumping dj opus in the drunk in the car. lmao. Don`t act like u don`t know.", "stayn @ home from school. sick. doc says I have bronchitis", " SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!", "BGT made me cry tonight", " and it never arrived. have to wait until Monday now", "Okay i feel really sick now", "i`m out of books to read, movies to watch n stuff to buy...i`m bored!", "Such a headache It`s killen me!" ]

[ "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "switch to something else then", "thanks dinno appreciate it", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "haha! I remember that! That trip was fun. I Miss miss miss miss miss chu", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "Thanks all for coming out tonight, hope ya had fun!", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!", "_celeste finally some sleep in silence", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "Relaxing with my daughter watching Friends", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "awesome night in the city", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Hawks lost but it was a good time", "did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can`t wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all", "I CAME BACK THERE WAS A CAT OUT THERE", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "at work till 7.", "FINALLY DONE WITH MY PROJECT ! now its 3:12 am haha goodnights ! <3", "Thank you for the advice I`ll work on that when Im not at work.", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "Excellent the Suzaku 7 are back together woop last episode hope its a happy one i`m a sucker for these really lol shh", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Yeah I`m kinda glad I did stay home", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "listening to after last nights Up from the Underground screening, awesome job", "Reminders are good! Speaking of which, we haven`t had a Posture Check in awhile.....", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys VN sounds cool!!", "very relaxing thank you. Hope you get to put your feet up tomorrow and enjoy the day", "Picture or it never happened.", "_Johnson: have a good night", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "feels at home to be back at church", "it was just the handle tg", "i hope you feel better", "Just finished watching Star Trek in IMAX. . . Could`ve watched it all night. . . Live long and prosper", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "and we`re back in buisiness", "yeah... WE STILL NEEDA HANG OUT! Lol. I`s glad you had a super time at the show", "has just come back from horse riding, what a brilliant day", "Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Thanks for making me laugh", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "Going home.. no meeting today", "so glad, I hope yall make it back down near New Orleans", "The dayem computer #twpp", "has found that old familiar feeling again.", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK", "I`m back on Long Island today after spending the weekend in Manchester, VT. Hope you have a great week ahead.", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "That`s awesome man. ****, I should of sent you an affiliate link. lol. oh well.", "first trip home since diwali. But before that a couple of days in saddi dilli", "Come to Rochester with me and Nikki. Beer and a Hog Roast always helps.", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "Had a good day 2day! off to bed. Nite tweeps.", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "feelin nice after this bottle of bacardi", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "Alright! Party was a success! We all had fun, & now it`s over", "FC is back dear.", "6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend", "Propellerheads has been on my harddrive for a long while. Just got my music repo back in shape this WE and felt nostalgic", "Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!", "Glad you are having a blast.", "I loves me some Jeff Lynne, and I do enjoy sitar work, but that was kinda weird. To each his own, I s`pose!", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "long, fun day now for some relaxation. some TV with the mom, then sleeeep", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "I had to work and missed it Shannon could barely contain herself. She had an amazingly good time", "Ashlie, thank you. You made me feel a little better.", "http://twitpic.com/4fnaa - haha love you two girl", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "last full day of vacation", "going to bed. goodnight", "thanks have fun at work lol ****", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "I had my hair cut today and my boyfriend didn`t notice....", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "so glad i`m not at uni anymore", "good luck C have funn!", "last #ff _Diesel _Web_Design", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation" ]

[ "There is something wrong with me! I`m so tired I can barely keep my eyes open. Yet all I`ve done for the last 3hrs is toss & turn in bed", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", " ... much more injustice than we can imagine now. It will get worse before it gets better, I am afraid. No doubt here. Sorry", " Yaay! I was supposed to go, but I missed it", "Why can`t I buy the Nokia N97?!? Amazon says 'cannot ship to this address.'", "why does my life suck?", "is missing her best friend commme back kayla, going out in a little while", " Whats with you though, you sound a bit down yourself.. not your boiler again is it", " Dang... that IS disappointing", " Neither could i! And i looked on ebay and it was like 250 euro for two!!!! but i doubt my parents would fork that amount out", "I miss my cousin so much", "_simple_girl I have to miss the festivities this evening. Heading up the hill and won`t have internet and no BB service.", " If you don`t want to come then don`t come. JEEEEEZ.", " oh @ work? poor boy", " ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference", " that really sucks - I think I might cry if I skipped over anything important I don`t have. Comps are getting to be disposable" ]

[ "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", ":] Today is a bank holiday so not many places will be open until tomorrow. Welcome back!", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Can`t No money to spend.", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "i wish it was summer", "so haven`t seen any videos the last few days hope everything is ok...", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!", "Picture Day for 3 YO preschooler. Light blue striped utton down and kahkis. Wonder what color they will be when I pick him up in 3 hours", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "Less than 99 days til warped tour.", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour", "thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Back from cycling 20 miles on virtually traffic free roads,the sun almost shining,new PB great start to the day", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.", "Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "enjoy!!! have a good day. don`t forget to twitpic ****", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "_lu Just one part of a very odd trip. You travel for 3 months you see some weirdness. Loved Perth though", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "I should stop trying to reach", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "thank u, thank u, thank u for everything this weekend!! U guys are AMAZING. I`ll see u again at alpine! Thx for chattin w us 2!", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "FRIENDS COMING TONIGHT! Hopefully the weather will stay nice", "I have to go to work.", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "dude there is no sun here.", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X", "_Phatass hopefully you`re up before 8, as meeting is at 8", "Getting ready to ship a care package to the daughter. She`s not coming home this summer from college", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "Just got done discing, found two discs in the last two days. Solid. Wish would treat my koozie better and not throw it around", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "hi Lyndon - if you get this before 4pm Monday 11 May - i have mail for you from via Tasmania. DM me", "Operation Mischevious (Pinwheel) to commence in 25 min... lol waiting on Ed to show up", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "Job??????? Not so much.", "Phone power is dying!", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "loggade visst min 400e cache i l�rdags!", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Awesome night ahead: BAD v Rat City! Most of my favorite skaters on one track #fb", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "better safe than sorry! Glad everything is okay.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "workin at la bootay... wheres the warm weather at???", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "is off to somewhere.", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "cold & raining in inglewood", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!" ]

[ "I want to go outside and play in the sunshine, but I have to sit in front of a computer all day At least I can have lunch on the patio!", " He`s got adjusting his mate`s online shop... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Boring...", "I have to go clothes shopping tomorrow I hate it, but I have a serious 'clothes falling apart' situation here.", " i thought you would win! Fabulously40 have some bots on her side?", " Their inability to manage money, tough job market, and they`re getting behind on bills. This is why no savings is bad", "@ RyanSeacrest : hi there might be a problem as it says no stream online, wat`s not right?", "Heyy, Im Not feeling so good cuz of wat happened yesterday in the car accdentt.", "Some guy just said he wanted to spank me", "_G ur a poopy head", "#liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women)", "Good Morning Folks 13 more days to go! and sadly 2 more days of the Giro but that means the Tour is not too far away", "http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days", "Whooops... wrong smiley... it`s supposed to be LOL", "tiiiiiiired! Going to bed! Drinking leads to making out with boys, who you later forget their names.... Don`t drink kids. Goodnight", "I`m so depressed right now. IDK...", " who knows It makes me sad lol" ]

[ "{{{HUGS}}} Okay, just making sure!", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "glad your feeling abit better! I think mine might be nearly gone now xD", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried", "Wasn`t all bad #celtics won! But yeah, hope the #redsox do better. Good morning BTW.", "Doing okay. How are you doing?", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "It`s not sad. To tweet is to twitter, not someone misspronouncing a word kto make it fit a card. I would have tweeted it.", "I was really disappointed with the whole 'promiscuous girl' thing. congrats on her success but i think wasted talent", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "oh haha thanks again! that`s something new!", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "just wanted to say hello", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "ooo thanks for the danger radio link loves it...how did the test go?", "had someone tell me tonight 'there are only 2 states to be in, QLD and Pissed'", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "thanks for that twitpic, sure made me laugh", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "Around better.. How are you ?", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage", "Thanks for making me laugh", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "It`s pretty good, actually! A few lame episodes, but otherwise good. Give it a try!", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "_Jamie I guess ! I was really suprised..", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "not just me then", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "_c Thank you for the FFs my friends!", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "Found which exit to take. Thanks .", "Hello again How`d ur saturday go?", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "YEAYYY! good for you", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "ohh yeh , but he was on sexy men so its okay", "Thanks, Wookie-man. I test stuff out on you. lol", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Well - looks like Hurdle is out.", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "wow that was easy! Thank you", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Haha! Thanks! It`s the inane grin from grading. Some students have been really fascinating this semester", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "yahyan: iaaaaaaaaaaaaan, i was just joking", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "haha cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha", "i don`t have any of that", "- Try this one", "Did I miss the fun?", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol", "it makes perfect sense. I guess i am very down to earth. Thanks for your reply", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "nope don`t think I will. Thnx for asking lol I will be fine", "Not had an offer like that for a while" ]

[ "im so tired &i miss dionee already.", "Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you wouldn`t have to worry about the bus being ****, haha.", " im just so lonely right now. maybe SADE GOT ME FEELING LIKE THIS", "Working at hop city. Gotta miss baseball", "a night alone with my piano...and a pro tools session... ill take that ANYTIME.", " indeed, we live a life on the edge of things, and one foot foul of the law!!", " is there anyway you could forgive me?", "Just FYI, there is also turkish star wars rip off here http://bit.ly/AeSnk", "Getting bored sitting at the hotel room the entire day", "Pissed at you http://myloc.me/21CU", "Just came back from watching Terminator Salvation @ Cathay. It`s so-so only, not so much action but I feel sorry for Marcus though.", "Cat is anxiously watching wild turkeys in my back yard....I think they have their eyes on my bunny rabbit", " yummmm make sure u leave some 4 me im home cleaning up working mad hard", "I think I tricked out my ankle during cardio yesterday. I`m getting old.", "I`m all scared and bruised.", "Sad babies make for angsty writing" ]

[ "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "_Moe well it is #stalkersaturday after all", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "Hey Sherri! Thanx 4 da messages Wondering if u could follow me? Plzzzz", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THAT LILY **", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "Invite them to your house instead", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x", "just bad good leader and delegate it", "two. Just going to visit someone", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "I read 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde (on english). It`s not easy for me but I try to make out", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "_ritz thnx sweetie how r u this evening? xo", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode", "It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg", "and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "K will check it out...", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "Yes. when I was talking to you...", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "praying to be humble is always dangerous, He will answer you (God gives grace ...)", "_benzo the first step to recory is admitting it.", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "is working 4 to close", "Hello, I see your online, can u talk to me pleeez! From a fellow BAMF. lol", "possibly a carpenters number,topical.", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Err, I get that Now, with the TimThumb, what`s with the url?", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Well, another family was chosen for the child we interviewed for back to looking for another kid", "Around better.. How are you ?", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "was busy talking with mom and bhabhi.. they liked the cards bro and me made for them now waiting for sis to get back from Church..", "on a day like this...", "ask them what they have done with their lives. be annoying human beings? tell your mama happy mother`s day!", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "At social. just saw G-1.. Awwww", "4 fillings to the good(?); two more appointments to go", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!! I would Never break the law!! No, never.", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "UP isnt im 3-D.." ]

[ "i miss oklahomaaaaa listening to citizen cope til i pass out.", " don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)", "NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(", "I should go shower but FFAF is **** distraaaaacting", "i just bit my tongue. blood everywhere!!!", "Sweat is just not cute. Unfortunately I haven`t figured out how to work out without sweating. BOO.", "is sad coz hyd theka`s dont have beer", "has just booked her appointment to give blood 18:20pm 2nd June! Scared", "my stupid msn wont sign in", "Have hardly worked out in the last two weeks but am losing weight. Fear I`m losing muscle!! Just made doc. appt. for injured foot", "home not well hate not workin", "Well just left six flags. Didn`t get to ride what i wanted to. Bummer. maybe next time.", " And these poor, unfortunate souls don`t appear to have any pants at all... ? http://blip.fm/~78qvz", "First Natalie and now little Holly. This is mean", "Picked up Luna from the vet. She looks like she`s been crying I`m not kidding. Her lashes are wet and she has tear trails. My poor bebe!", "Last night, bad guys tried to enter in my garden . I was alone and I really got scared. Now, i feel really stupid. NOT FUNNY" ]

[ "can I help in any way?", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "they were lushh wernt they, i managed to keep up to lol aww they were amazing ****", "I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill", "http://bit.ly/dIQF3 I hope some day my mom will get this message!", "that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!", "testing.... Hey! I gotta add you as someone to follow", "**** was about to call", "I just wanna be better already", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Um k.. this is NOT Close My Eyes.. this song always makes me cry bc my mom is gone but I <3 it anyway..", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "aww lovely! Hope you had a great mother`s day, our little mother hen did you get in contact with sharn?", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz", "But he got to do it with Effy!", "can i have itL", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "Hmm. Did you mean to start 'following' me? Oh and g`morning by the way!", "I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!", "It happened to me the other day (customer asked me to ship to her work address), I sent her another one", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "Have You Watched You Belong With Me? By My Lovely Sister ) Kiddin.", "_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "Reminising on such a wonderful day yesterday with my family and my love. Nothing like shooting some basketball with the men in my life", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "wish i was 17 again", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "mum`s day - ended up being happy not that it`s my day or anything....", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?", "says she wants to be w/ marykay @ sendai right now", "_Brad oh, cuz id like to use it on a whole heap on bitchy girls I knoww", "I love you too! I`m kinds reading. But you can call if you`d like", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "I love that song! I was starting to think I was the only one that knew that one! #sameperson", "Mama? you`re the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU! <3", "Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever", "I found out thro mama", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Wishes she had a pool", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "haha Good job getting close. Her eyes are set somewhere else though", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "really wants a puppy...", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "hmmmm.... i wonder how she my number @-)", "maybe he could drill a hole in me? LOL OH SNAP! (sorry couldn`t resist)", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me", "I want to play", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "woof, I wish I was allowed to go", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I don`t have the fake fascination like i once did before. Cause i no longer have to pretend i like you", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "just got back from hangin with the bestie at the pool, soo nice", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Yeah ! I downloaded her whole album. :'> THE FAME ! I miss you taking care of me Hahah !", "Yeah, but you`ve got admire someone who takes job satisfaction to the Nth degree", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "love is like a war,,easy to begin, hard to end..fiuuhh...", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", ".... you are my sunshine, my only sunshine....", "can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny", "http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.", "had an awesome time with and", "Dang baby i love you ma", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "I ... think ... I read `strawberries` its hard to have a fav char in your comics: I like bad rabbit and the `stud` chic - sent to kid", "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "hanging out with my babyy", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "Reading, cryin, reading, laughin... Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!! Thx Hill.", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "yeah mine is stubborn too. you just gotta keep trying until it does, no way around it", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "hm i`m happy but i want to join drama practice today !", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "im so **** proud of you", ": and my kid is only 3 and is stronger then me", "Have a good one" ]

[ "It`s STILL not working!! Why not!! This is FRUSTRATING!!!", "tripping through tiredness is nottt nice", " What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....", "I`m so unhappy being here. I hate it. It`s affecting everything. My relationships with people, my personality, my attitude...", "Dreambears were **** compared to their wicked audition", "It`s tough being a thick chik", " FTR I <3 U and miss U on the team already", "In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska", "listening to ryan adams and being sick", "How Come I Can Never Sleep Past?? Not Good", "Holy ****! It`s raining in LA and I don`t have a jacket! oh no.", "What a busy day ... am disappointed that today`s show is a repeat", "Birthday tomorrow. Doing jack **** all weekend", " oh ****! I completely forgot about Thirsty Thursday! oh. my. gaga. this sucks", "I`m going to miss my iMac so much over the next month.", "Intel gfx driver situation much better with recent upgrades. kernel 2.6.30rc4 and driver from git: Suspend working again, fewer mem leaks" ]

[ "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "I need some cheering up", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "just got back from rachael`s house", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "alright, so day was going well, but got home, and all my potato salad was gone", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "One week until Race for the Cure! Please donate if you`re able http://bit.ly/UFR1U and wish me luck on my 5 mile training run tomorrow", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "that`s what i was last night", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "i know i`m changin it again", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "it did, i didnt really watch it haha", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "Did I miss the fun?", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "feelin nice after this bottle of bacardi", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "most of the time", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "Time for school i`m feelin good.. 5 AM jogs do good. ~aloha", "It is a recession", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "had a great time last night, but my eye is burning !!! it hurts bad", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping", "re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "had a great day...and now I`m off to bed. tomorrow I`m back in sd", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "it wont let me", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "_v haha i was in your boat yesterday.. you`ll pick it up in no time", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "youre not supposed to...", "switch to something else then", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "o/*\\o (high five) to all of our fans! It`s finally here! I`ll write up a fancy news post shortly, wanted to get the mod itself out ASAP", "I just dyededed my hair", "My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean" ]

[ "I just vacuumed my entire house three times. Screw all vacuums!!", "now i dont feel so good", "I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!", "a headache once again ugh", "Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.", "i feel less than nothin`.. lower than zero..", "there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail", "I would Join you shopping but i have work all weekend six degrees of seperation is confsuing", "Sry but other day tweets were MIA - twitter network glitch, but story was re: funeral mix-up, as in wrong remains delivered to ea.", "...and all woman who transfer their first impressions (sexual/maternal) onto a less `threatening` man -- are themselves as weak as `Him`", "Got really sick today text me later. Nap time", " it would hurt only when you touch it or when it gets hit. But when you don`**** won`t but after a month it wouldn`t hurt na!", "Ugh, I don`t know if U even care about Nicole Richie, but I do and C that I missed her on TV last nite despite the twitter ", " my plans might have just gone out the window too bit gutted.", "i HATE U.S. history", "Excitement: 8 new followers overnight. Sadness: 6 of them are ad bots." ]

[ "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "its too early to be up", "Time for a clean up.", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "_Cordon LOL that split second of peace is truly amazing", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Have been writing since 6pm & I only have 300 words. Can`t help but edit as I write. Stop it, self! Oh, I`ve also been researching too.", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time", "its just one of those days....", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "Boarding the USS Enterprise.. Warp speed ahead! #fb", "Great day. And another one awaits", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol", "Time to play the drums", "My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!", "It often pays to wait", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "Really really cant sleep x", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "_II It`s foggy here", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", ". Tickets, i need my tickets, where are my tickets. i want my ticketttttss", "Speaking of which, we need to talk soon.", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!", "getting ready so i can go out", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "Awake again at 6am on a Saturday, isn`t this sleep in day. Oh well have some work to keep busy. If only it was work keeping me awake.", "Hey Tweeps...good morning. Wussup America...Talk to me tell wut`s on ur mind..", "Seems like 60 min wait time should I call the wife now", "cant **** wait mate!!! it is goin to fantastic. its made my week", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Nine o`clock on a Sunday morning - Outside, sat around the table enjoying the early rays of sun, reading Twitter article in Sunday Times", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "what have you been up to ?", "Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "35mins through the 1hr 20mins Google Wave demo, that looks a lot of fun, would love to test it though. http://bit.ly/WnMSc", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "Listening to dashboard confessional & counting down the days until the concert on May 16th with", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "i can`t wait till tomorrow. just because its a new day", "be patient you`ll get it soon", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "In the Hongkong International Airport. Has to wait for 3-4 hours for our next flight to Cebu." ]

[ " idiot family and how I have been feeling just don`t mix amongst other stuff", "Or this, for that matter: http://bit.ly/SS6Yp So jealous.", "Last day I`m LA. I am so so sad", "Missing Nate more than usual tonight", "my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..", "I hate when my bf beats da dogs. But I guess that the only way to teach these pitts.", "can`t go to the movies today", "Watching mens volleyball on TV. For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball. Cant quite place why", "leaving florida want to live there forever! Texan*Girl", "28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2", "Well on a normal day I`d already be done with work...Unfortunately this is not a normal day. Which means I`ll be in the office till late.", "I had a horrible dream it had to do with a scary face, now im awake for the rest of the night. God dammit :\\", "just ran some ACCELA unit tests for the first time in about 2 years... and they failed", " Awww I HATE that one!!", "I lost my artistic abilities", "**** I hate this weather this **** sucks! I wanted to go out tonight but not n no mess like this" ]

[ "that`ll do it too", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "We`re English (well in parts), it`s Weather, it IS an obsession", "only you babe. <3", "Is @ the pantry", "Watching the 3rd episode of JONAS", "welcome aboard my friend... the fans are gonna LOVE ya here", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "kashtam ! wonder what would be the similey for CSK", "did I miss something??", "Beer pong and dubstep. Good nite", "http://twitpic.com/4jfkw - AFC! Oh yess", "also your caramels are like crack.... just thought you should know.", "Apparently TV could not be fixed On the plus side, we are being refunded the cost of it and can buy a new one.", "Praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety. <--One of my fav songs", "http://twitpic.com/4hsd2 - Weheyyyy We give thanks for MIDI keyboards", "almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "Off from work now!", "You forgot moi #twpp", "mrskutcher & aplusk you two are to funny!", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "spending some quality time with my fender tele deluxe...true love", "Watched Yes Man, it was good http://tinyurl.com/dbrc88", "watching the jobros live chat .. not live though haha.", "Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night", "why are you surprised?", "You are the First to know that SinhalenFOSS ep22 is out with the big news. http://tr.im/kpoR", "_ricardo road movies indies rule haha", "In Study Hall with Brittneyy!!", "says everyone was busy http://plurk.com/p/rou4v", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "YAY u get to see ddub again ;) those 5 men always keep me happy & motivated", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "how can I read the Floyd article says it`s private", "Did I miss the fun?", "Well, good luck then.", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "Just got home from school. Doing assignments.", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "shop then work time see yas laterz x", "thank for Thinking of us and caring", "my parents sold my car.", "Didn`t make to my cousin`s yacht convention. Hope he doesn`t get upset. And hope he won.", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "too kind Jim too kind brother", "lucky you, all we`ve had is rain in the city today enjoy! ;)", "I thought it was a simple one I found it hilarious.", "cheap and good system http://bit.ly/Fgl2Y", "is going to a wedding in the afternoon", "Rele doesnt want to leave lfpa.", "denial can be very powerful", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Of back off other peoples he can only have one stalker", "What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "Hanging out with Dan from Houston Calls!!", "p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show missed the last 2 episodes tho ?", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!", "At Rocky Cola Diner in Whittier tonight with teacher pal Mr. B, we had a great time chatting but no one else came...", "Caught in a herd of somalions", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "It`s going to be a good week", "what are you? flavor of the day?", "My Dad told me music that has the power to heal the soul. Sure is true of yours", "_liden Thanks for the follow Tove!", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "video is not available to us foreigners", "Is It The Bit Where Hollie Started Crying?", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "Daniel has won DSDS. His voice is great.", "I use NewsFire. Works like a charm", "thanks for the r/t, I was hoping I had some *classy* followers", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Problems seem to be fixed now! Thank you!", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "being a computer geek is entertaining.... i think.", "At the DMV uhhhg!", "Meeting went well last night.They shot promo to air this weekend on MTV. i tried to hide but I was too close, I think they caught me.", "Watching the Killers on JR. They are awesome. Too late though. They just cut the programme mid song. Twas my favourite too.", "tafe was actually quite good. for once", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "will deplurk too. buhbyeee http://plurk.com/p/rp3ir", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Would applaud self-validation for all sorts of good theological, psychological & sociological reasons. But agree - lighten up!", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "If you click on Settings, there is a link to the public timeline at the bottom of that page.", "Good mornin` everyone . Beautiful sunday for all the beautiful moms of ours. Had my breakfast with the lady .... Lets move on .", "That`s the song I mean", "Got into the show early. Jackson`s chillen. Lil shorty", "had an awesome day at the zoo yes2dy!!!!! now gettin ready 4 church yay!!!", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "story of my life", "we don`t need no education", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "But it is our reality , we must survive. What doesn`t kills, makes stronger. PA`LANTE LORE !", "hope u did alright on the final", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "he`s here sleep over with the MR. night peeps !" ]

[ "Starting to get sad.", " lolol...i was trying to do that this morning but sadly i couldnt", " Yep, I tolerate nothing in the facebook group", "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.", "I have to admit, I`m a bit bummed out that I wasn`t with my friends walking today....", "I have a stupid headache on my day off.", " ahh when i was there it was closed", "http://twitpic.com/670ar - this is post guitar hero **** kicking", " why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?", " Alas, the best I can offer is a small pony and a rowing boat", " ... much more injustice than we can imagine now. It will get worse before it gets better, I am afraid. No doubt here. Sorry", "I`m in French and we don`t have a teacher. One hour left til school ends.", "just found out my friend`s dad passed away yesterday", " Unless that invite comes with a beta key I`m not going to be much help...", "Now I want ice cream but it`s so expensive.", " i am sorry i don`t like girls ~that way" ]

[ "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too", "Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....", "Warren has just died.. hannah has been killed.. and I`m gutted!!! I love warren (even if he is nasty!!)", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "My throat is on fire", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "need to cheer up!", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "When I heard 'No One' from Alicia Keys like, 10 minutes ago? You made my night", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "_News I should have gone", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "not sure i can make it", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "you were great. just awesome. i was crying cuz i wanted to be there so bad", "i`m a bum today", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Did I miss the fun?", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "what a smashing show tonight! Love the Killers! Wish I had been there, gutted... Such a shame they got cut off mid-song at the end", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Where were you on Wed night?", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "Take that back on the cast...one dropped last night!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "But now it`s gone", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat" ]

[ "Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And also have a headache - WTH? . . going back to sulking mode.", "And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen", "The arrival of cargo Red G5 to Toronto has been postponed til tomorrow afternoon. gonna miss my lil bro`s bday...he`s been waiting 4 me!", "boring. i wanna go for taekwando", "chili cheese fries a bad idea for lunch..", "I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!", "sourish limbs is preventing me from gg out on a friday. not happy. i haven`t been on at 12am for a v long time...even more so on a fri", "if one people did any wrong, the world blames all the people over there, this is the great world which we are living in! ****!", " Their inability to manage money, tough job market, and they`re getting behind on bills. This is why no savings is bad", "****... Why does it take so long to install SBS2008?!", "Now have an unpleasant talk w/n-laws 2 look 4ward 2....", " Yeah. About **** time. My film SLR just sits there quietly being ignored. It`s time to step up!", " i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!", "Month end... still stuck in my office waiting for the stragglers to get there s#!t together.", " Sorry. I`m a squirrellist, and I only talk to black or sliver squirrels.", " I`m running out of things to say, and I`m starting to think you`ll hate me for flooding your inbox with 'Philippines tour?'" ]

[ "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "is gaining weight. rather", "and dont tell burnsy - but no comparison between the rocky mountains and mountains in enlgland", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "Zen-related stuff: 'Go with the flow.' Very easy to accomplish - it started to rain, so the rain will flush me away", "The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness", "I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!", "one of them is", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "try having your best writing five years behind you heh, it happens", "actually I meant motorbike. Not much touring, but I commute when possible -- about 90 min. roundtrip so it`s kinda like touring", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "Awesome night ahead: BAD v Rat City! Most of my favorite skaters on one track #fb", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "__Cullen_ lol emmett wont do a dance off again", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "Fighting with Nagios configuration. Great tool but the config is a bit of a labour", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "#f1 soon good luck brawn and mclaren fix up look sharp :p", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "is so excited for this summer... Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton, Eagles of Death Metal, and ahhh the Dead Weather", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "nope difference of 5 OMR for C class, anyone notice the flight number for WY`s flight for LHR? WY-911", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "Good morning twitter world.raining in dingle- hopefully means a busy day for me", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "��We are ready for the new generation!!...Oh yeah...We are a Backstreet fans and we are proud about it!!", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "How is it that my preschoolers can bowl over a hundred when they weigh only 35-40 lbs? Today was there last day for the year.", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "Finally made it to JP Licks in Coolidge Corner for some Oreo soft serve http://twitpic.com/4w9pe", "Although it is becoming Tuesday (soon) in New Zealand * _starla H... ? http://blip.fm/~5jhim", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "Ok back later, have a great time regardless of the weather PS I`m only a BB away!", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "follow friday: following more people then followers follow me? woot #followfriday", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "I wonder if I should put a bet on Cubs winning world series in 2015 due to BTTF II. I`d love it if it actually happens. Me = geek", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "167 Brian 167 that`s 1...6....7 followers count them and weep. And they ALL know who is the buzz champion by now", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "So confused about what to do?", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "Driving home to trade cars hopefully it makes it! http://myloc.me/21SL", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "no go on the bro down tonight for brett", "_Bones Four capital letters. Aye boy, same as that. I heart Justice.", "I should stop trying to reach", "really good, but it`s definitely not a 12`s. So many people getting burned alive", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "needs shows before wednesay!!! oh well... come one come all... Irvine Improv live @ Gotham Showcase 8pm lots of good comics...then me.", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "about to run the hinckley half marathon! Fingers crossed for a <1h30m time", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "ha you`ll do fine! just be positive! &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x]", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams" ]

[ " It felt nice, but staying outside for too long and your definitely getting burned! Hurricane season is here though", " i am so sorry", "_sm I`ll have a look. Do you live in the centre of Glasgow? I was born on Bellshill & grew up in Bothwell. I miss Tunnocks pies", "Under sooooo much stress lately", " I`m suffering from the Internet that works bad, only sites hosted on russian servers are available for me", "holy ****. where did all my time go? =/ gta4 has sucked away my life.. and wasted a whole week! ...i wish i had more self control", " Aww, that`s sad. I miss seeing you guys on the big screen.", " well its pouring here. Rly rly wet", "has had the flu pass unto me by andy...went shopping and got fresh chicken for chicken soup...but no d&d this sat ...is a sad panda", "I need to get away. I wish I had money to go travel for a bit. I miss my east coast friends.", "#liesgirlstell a guy calls her phone to see if the number is real ) ohh my phone isn`t working . try tomorrow .", "In the UK with no phone service oh yea and still sick (cough, sniff)", "Mowing #6. I hate my lawn", " if you want conversation, use email/mailing lists. I`m not convinced `140 chars and less` replies are conversation", " sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.", " selfupdate and clean ruby fixed that part but now its failing on rb-rubygems" ]

[ "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "It`s time for school, y`all !1!! HAPPY STARWARS DAY", "It`s beautiful outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I? I`m studying Wish it were already vacation.", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "one week till exam block", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "just got back home... bored now", "is going to her last full day of school. life is good.", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "i have to study :O talk to you later ****", "thats much better than the flu syndrome!", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "Morning all! Have a GREAT DAY! Off to school I go", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "is done with classes for her freshman year.", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "attempting to count the days till i return to canada...theres alot of them", "8am math final wish me luck", "you should come out!!", "yep but I`m going better now", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Off to class. Be back in about 2 hours!", "I didn`t get the job but I will keep applying to other school.....I do want to teach!!!", "i think i need a drink", "It should take you back to colorado where you belong", "has been kinda nice break but it wont matter soon I`ll be in grad school", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", "_henrie i would still rather be in your shoes instead in bed bc i work from 10-9 tommorow. i love cold weather.", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "think you should catch up on your sleep befor you go back to uni haha goodnight<3", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "i dont want the seniors to leave", "hope yer ok hunny", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "Moral support for students", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "planning how to move back home...the regression process is in motion", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "had a good day but im now skint again", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "home from school now. watching that `70 show", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "go to bed mister! u need your beauty sleep", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "ME! I wanted to go.", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "I need one too.", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "im up ..going to work!", "I am going to see how long I can do this for.", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "is working 4 to close", "is off to somewhere.", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "i hope everything works out for you at school keep me updated and have a good day!", "I work in one hour", "Kicking Back In The Holidays No More School for a whiles", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "_Shawn when do you go back home? Want to see ya B4 u leave Homie", "yeah quite a few kids in my school got swine flu. they only close down the school if its 30 kids or more", "at work......thinking about the rest of my finals...summer almost here", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "make up your mind", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "I have to work tomorrow too sheli", "hope u did alright on the final", "time to get ready for work", "i really wanna go to australia and england.", "I`m on my way...!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "I`m dying to read it! I hate England.", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go" ]

[ " Laura elle s`en fou elle don`t like the french fans", "You know for a short week, it certainly dragged", "Dreambears were **** compared to their wicked audition", "i hate feeling like this about him i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit", " Not married any more! Silly man! That was done long ago, you do read my tweets! Barely escaped w/out paying him alimony!", "i got a replacement phone and now all my text messages and call history are gone. I am sad.", "No one loves me Brittany forgot my flowers...", "@_hayles are u serious???? you touched his ****? ohmygod u ****!!! lol aaaaawwwwwww y did u tell me that!!!", "Sweat is just not cute. Unfortunately I haven`t figured out how to work out without sweating. BOO.", " are you giving up on me oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.", "fell down while holdin kales hand today...I hurt my foot & he bruised his forehead im such a klutz!", " It`s becoming a very tough race. Linda is indeed very talented. But someone has to go every week. We cut two this week.", "AP: North Korea could opt for devastating land assault... http://tinyurl.com/nmg9ht (via _Report) Scary talk to say the least. mm", "me knows what to be tested on all the exam subjects except for english. **** davis.", " peep this remix from 'The Wu Dynasty' remix tape its delayed but this will give u a idea", "Rachel and chelsey left me and jenny stole my bike. that makes me muy triste!" ]

[ "Woo Hoo.! I made it to one of your Favorites! See.... Monday`s Rock!!", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "I`m in dire need of a second job, if you hear of anything in nightlife or food service please please please think of me", "I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed", "oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit", "under a week delivery to OZ, awesome product, awesome prices. The parcel today made my day", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "honestly, why did the folks at Microsoft do MS Word 2007 to me? I can`t believe I just spent 10 minutes finding auto correct options", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "Another night of not sleeping", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "At wrk ...gtta come back tonite", "Bit of New Scientist, this weeks an last weeks, and Watership Down", "wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be", "mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "But now it`s gone", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "..uuuups today is mother day???....sh***....i�ve forgot it, my work doesn�t have a end *sigh*....thank you for remind it", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "just found out i have strep", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "you better come back soon! <3", "New job today, wish me luck peeps", "I didn`t get a lot of sleep myself last night. And it is a good thing, reading", "OR, just make someone walk on ur back?? I`m a professional back walker-on`er I could use that too, on the lower regions!", "It has, however, got me out of doing the gardening - something for which I am eternally pleased", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "Jeff was right! Call of Duty pwns. Now i just gotta figure out what to do with this xtra copy of Wolvarine I bought earlier this week.", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Almost 2 more hours then i`m out of work. Time couldn`t go by any slower.", "*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issue�", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!", "i`ve just woken up", "i havent seen you all week", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "aaahhh...just woke up! feels good to sleep in on a monday!!!", "the big boss is out all week.. small yay. free lunch for the office today, big yay!", "(blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*", "It happened to me the other day (customer asked me to ship to her work address), I sent her another one", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "I think i am getting a cold", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "<< Finaly Back to home..", "i know i`m changin it again", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend", "Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.", "thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "I just wanna be better already", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol" ]

[ "eating hawain pizza for breakfast its a bit cold", "Now Im crying.... Poor thing..", "Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.", " nope- dnt have wireless ne more HATERS!!!! Ugh... Save me a copy so I can watch it...", "stupid playstation! stupid controllers don`t work so I can`t play kingdom hearts.", "bed. with stomach ache", "So tired & ready for bed!! Really in the mood for salt & pepper chicken wings & noodles but have no money on me for a Chinese!", " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", " no one told me the mutual admiration society was meeting this morning! LOL Hi boys!", "AHHHH! Cant find anything because I have way too much open", "Ugh i hate photobucket! an amazing place to edit pictures is: www.picnik.com i use it alll the time.", "Roscoe - Smooth Sailin` WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SONG?????? RAP FRIENDS U HAVE FAILED ME", "I KnO they`re my guilty pleasure like shopping ", "I am horrible at appraising peer work. What are these Americans thinking when they compose poems? Or maybe I am the one with the problem.", " o can`t work that one out pain in the **** them spammers", "Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work" ]

[ "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "and to you too!!!!", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "missing him so much. why does he have to work can`t he just spend time with me and get paid for that lol", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "I`m so getting the cold", "Thanks to all who follow me ... wish ya`ll the best ;)", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Aww bless hope the phones okayy x x", "thanks everyone for praying for President Aquino. http://plurk.com/p/rreml", "_: ' Good evening, kind sir *bows*' ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "thanks steph...must keep me updated when it`s ur turn", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "I need a code", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "You missed me! lol", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "Hi Jenna. Hope all is well Just thinking of you and wishing you the best! Lots of love from over here in New York!!!", "My camera is brokennn", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "Thanks, that was gonna be my next tweet...You the man Figuratively speaking", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "but i know i can`t", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "thank you for the re-tweet", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing", "My throat is on fire", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "I know. I was hoping to meet you tonite & I just found out a few min ago that we have a mutual friend Cuong H.", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "All I want is to see him tonight. and I know it`s not gonna happen.", "hasn`t shipped yet I won`t get over there until at least 7. I`ll call you.", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "He didnt leave a voicemail.. -121908inlove(:", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Thanks, none close to me.", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Awe Man, I hope someone turns it in", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "I really need to update this more.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "Omg, someone just left me a voicemail at work ffs let me have a day off", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "thank u soooooo much lil mama xoxo", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "hey Jess where is Josh??", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "BIG HUG FOR YOU", "he didn`t come to school 2day", "say it isn`t so!", "and how are you going to make it up to me", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "Can`t believe ER is over", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had." ]

[ "i`m so worn out, this week has sped by soo fast. gonna ask mum if we can go to the movies. i`m desperate", "Momma martini went food shopping without me!!!!", "Lots of noisy peeps outside", "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", " awwww nsty when ppl make fun of someone & laugh their asses off; when the see ur not laughing that shoud be a HINT! Wrong", "Spent the last 2 years largely ambivalent about s/w dev practices. Can feel care factor returning. Look out!", " Yeah, it`s work. It`s been busy all day and I`m tired and hungry.", "_nexus he has to have a new suitcase, but he is just so bloody indecicive, everytime he wants to buy something it takes HOURS", " bloody Feds, they lost last statement and r hounding me for another one. I dodged them one last week", "I don`t wanna be a **** when I go to Europe. Need to eat right but it`s so difficult", " sorry to hear that", " I heard it was disappointing, which I am disappointed by before I`ve even seen it. What a waste of C. Bale.", " I treat my hair so badly. It`s revenge for it turning grey prematurely", "I really need to invest in an elliptical machine... Running with shin splints sucks!!", "I miss my cousin so much", " don`t care about my struggles.." ]

[ "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "watching keeping up with the kardashian on youtube", "a good girl nevah tells hahahahaha! hope you had a good weekend", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Writing or making sense ?", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped", "Writing out to tape. #48hoursnz", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "I think i am getting a cold", "just got back from rachael`s house", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "aw how to lose a guy in ten days <3", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "What happened to Dave?", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "i`ve just woken up", "yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "what`s going on ?", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "20 John: : http://tinyurl.com/cq5nkp", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "cool its my P", "i learnt something new today", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday", ": yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", ": yes she got all lovey with him&he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "going drinking tonight... drinking away the blues......", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "It`s not much better than instant.", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL", "Just dropped my sistah off @ lax. #fb", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "on a day like this...", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "star trek was grtsat bggeting drunk now", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk", "I want my Katie.", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "yummy yummy ice creammm i hate heels &whoever made this pair.", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "fo sho, im down", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "I want a new lappy", "Has an hour left of revision", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "i think i have a fever", "are you in need of another kiss attack??", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "It`s natsmith88 last Friday today", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed." ]

[ "jerk josh! didn`t even come meet me - im thinking of a number guess ?", "my camera`s being a doucheeee, it stopped working", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news but thats ok. BRB x", "wow i love how we have no headache medicine in this house.", "I need to go to sleep before 4am tonight... ... So exhausted.", "The underwire in my bra is sticking out and poking me in the armpit", "Gonna miss my gurl while shes on her honeymoon", "_E LOL yeah I had a few slices of cheddar cheese b4 sleeping.", "Birthday girl in the house!! Tweet tweet suckas", "_lpz yeah text me!!! i wnat to go!!!!! but my car is broken!!", "sat in the pub. Pretty quiet so far. Prob leave in a bit. Work at 6.30", "oh no! I just crashed my ball pump", " how come u all don`t seem to excited to play in DC????", "feel. sick. too. much. cheese. on. toast.", " your SMS managed to crash my phone.", "Went for run, my sinuses are pissing me off" ]

[ "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "work work work. my desk is a sea of papers and I am the dinghy being tossed about in its waves.", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "Seems really quiet tonight...am jealous of those who are clearly having a more exciting life than me Off to bed I think...", "long weekend. thank god i can sleep in on monday", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...", "Sleeping in for me is sleeping until 8am But you know I have 3 kids ....", "Again, No P.F. Changs for lunch Booooo", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "hiii im on my ipod...i cant fall asleep", "insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "I just got through doing my work now I can take the whole day off, its great being your own boss", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "going to sleep? why so early? Good night!", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "finally feel back into swing of things here at work after getting married last week! sigh of relief for no more wedding planning!", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "workin.. still lol i wanted to go to the spring game", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "Chili night in Minneapolis. I refuse to turn the heat on in May!", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.", "yeh still have the weekend, but I get weekends anyways, today is my full last day of vacation time", "yessssss wore myself out this weekend planting my garden and working", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "Taking Horse Pills, hoping I can get some sleep tonight", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "Going to bed now...good night tweeters", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "Another night of not sleeping", "TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "I`ve been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he`ll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening... oh wait.. that`s just wine before dinner...", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "I don`t want to go to the 3-hour lecture", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Slowly getting ready for work", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "I really want to!! But it`s one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "Waaah! Masseuse is fully booked. No shoulder rub today.", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "About to embark on a large tour of bars for a project. Hopefully I won`t die from alcohol poisoning", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-)", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "Home, getting ready to back to work on Monday. Maternity leaves is up", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "Can`t I just be a stay at home mom already", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "& I got too much work to do", "While im stuck INSIDE in Elk Grove Village working all day Someone should enjoy it!", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off." ]

[ "Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words will hurt forever.", "Does `Real Detroit Weekly` not have a website.....Oh the horror, the horror", " I know man, my day off and am pulling myself out of bed", " Just go near a hive, they`ll tame you!", "Is on her way to nottingham! ICOF tonight, then no more gigs umtil download. Fail", " you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff", "Haavent read the paper yet about the magic loss nor did i get to watch the game last night.... But i do know that we lost", "so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded", " Still waiting for a email from MAX. So i consider no news, bad news.", "... need retail therapy, bad. AHHH.....gimme money geebus", " my film didn`t come out the camera was broken. lamesauce.", " I`m stuck with BOO!!!! Jeeeez shoot me now", " aw man im sorry! I have logical reasoning I promise! I had to study in order to tutor my new student! 4give me", " He doesn`t need the shirt for that Jane...we just had to suffer another two old eps tonight", "So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..", "i am not happy at all" ]

[ "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Chilling feeling really nice..", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "is soo in love with beyonce`s song 'smash into you'", "It was my baby bros last time singing in front of his school im so so proud of him !!! but when did i get old im only 22!", "Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "mmm... hot chocolate, ugboots and topgear... life is good.", "I`m sure you left the audience awestruck Katherine. Looking forward to reading some wonderful reports.", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "She is all I can ever think about. http://twitpic.com/4wg12", "You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!", "Tonight was fun. Love my girl Tanna!", "Susan Egan, I love her! And yeah, it said I would have a pleasant trip.", "like almost above my sholders", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "Good Luck.. mine 3rd day today !", "omg himym! one of the best shows on earth", "HaPPy B-DAY Ma Freaaaaaaak <3", "ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****", "YAY u get to see ddub again ;) those 5 men always keep me happy & motivated", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "night night dollies you are al so amazing", "i get so sucked in to true life, and that steve-o documentary was intense, i love that ****, it`s nice to see people get their lives back", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already", "@_Ra_Ra_ your not alone...i need coffee too.", "I think I`m going to go outside and have a very John Cage moment Music majors rejoice!", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x", "Another water leak in my appartement. The good side is that I get to meet the girls previous & next floors", "Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f", "watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.", "Bwahah I love the jackass movies! I have chocolateeee!", "would love a slice of summer from Piper`s lemonade stand! do you think i could have a jump on her trampoline too?", ": and my kid is only 3 and is stronger then me", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "I wanna get an FF tweet too", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "Had the hottest and stressiest day at work f the area manager. So happy to be going home!", "I can`t believe it`s Monday already! A week in Vancouver already gone.. what a good weekend", "http://twitpic.com/4wppe - we are one hott couple eventho this was a few yrs ago but we still r", "i wish my drems could come true", "I want to get super pretty and i want a cig", "we shuld do a dance like that its seriously the best thing haha. see yu tomoro.", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "a midwest girl, lol....so close and yet so far", "i`m about to munch on some more high calorie things! they keep my brain working", "i wish i was in Jonathon Ross` audience right now", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "watching beauty & the beast haha", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "yes my dear V", "lol nice I loved that concert! Aha u gonna post these pics", "I know haha night", "Hey! Let`s Follow each other! Wouldn`t that just be awesome!?", "Having Margaritas w/ mommie...what a great combo!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "love the sweet g`nights every night", "I love to jazzercise with Mrs. Underwood. I wish she was my chaperone.", "Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.", "_crow he`s happy because hs is there haha I know we would be", "Yessir, yessir, three cheeks full.", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "coooooooool, yes, CIWWAF are awesome.", "very much much much mash!!!! more please", "Playin City of Villains, wishin my buddies were playin with me.....", "hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "Awwww i`ve got some photos of cute bunnies", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "im so upset u were at US weekly my uncle works there but he apparently didnt know how big of a fan i am!", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Yup I stayed until the very very end Exciting!", "Hmmm... he`s so lovely. I wish he was here now. I`m tired but can`t sleep", "_louise bless ya... I know that feeling all too well!", "watching because i said so! happy mothers day!", "_Cool yep here`s hoping", "boooo!!! I bet it was a nice wallet too", "watching my new season eleven dvd", ", I`d love it if you haven`t had any takers yet", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Same here! I just wanted it to keep going and not end... ever! ;)", "Wow, thats quite the trip!", "I just love it when hot policemen come into my work", "More pictures! It was such a pretty day http://tr.im/kWOD #fb", "and I`m really glad you were able to watch the game", "wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room", "I seriously want a pug Buy me one?", "It`s Just So Audioo.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "ready for a day full of His presence i`m expecting the best!", "lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...", "Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!", "i think u have more than enough friends now, including me lol", "HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Sounds awesome, wish I could go but no way I could afford it Have fun!", "they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos", "...definitely the first time I`ve felt alive again in years. Super happy", "Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it" ]

[ "you know ur dog is getting old when she sits down to eat...poor hilly please don`t grow up", " No. As a result, the salary is a decrease", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine", "http://twitpic.com/66xjl - An hour in the sun turned me into a blancmange. Sucks to be pale", "sometimes the fact that my health for the lack of a better word SUCKS really scares me", "gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad", " I know it`s just a sprain. It`s a repetitive injury for me.", "The jetway feels like the seventh layer of hell. Oh and there are way too many babies on this flight. And I forgot my Bose.", "So bored.... couldn`t go to a-kon...", "Doing my fieldwork databook. Slept awkwardly. Bones all sore.", " oh no I hate that", "ouuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh, still hurting from the Barca spanking", "Wow, mosquitoes in the backyard suck. So does coughing myself half to death in the middle of the night and keeping Cassidy awake too.", " That was stone cold Crazy.... ?", "quick catch up on missed Neighbours ... poor Libby", " why am I weird?" ]

[ "Fantastic weekend - hairdressers, stylish luncheons & a Fabulous girlie night with wine, cheeses & chocolates...And dancing till morning", "yep but I`m going better now", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "actually I could do with going to weight watchers", "that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "Wow! Some person u are!", "they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "Last night was awesome! Thanks for all the hard work you put into it! Off to get some coffee now...", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "bowling with cousins awesome", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "hahaha sa una lang yan! i started with 40 minutes ng 5k. that was a year ago.", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "it was great to meet ya katie...awesome shows for sure!! Safe travels home.", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "knocked up is sooo godamn funny. never gets old 'you`re tupac. you`re biggie.' lol", "Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.", "is trying to make this sunday last 48hours", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "i`m awake while others sleep", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "Back from Worcester. My work week starts on Friday at 2:30.", "George B Shaw apparently wrote 2000 words a day. Sure practice works- the more you do the more it comes as 2nd nature", "Im doing great thank you", "Theres a fricken prisnor trans outside r hotel! 3/10 so far", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "Driving home after an ok night Iwish", "I need one too.", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "I didn`t see this until after", "Got home from audition awhile ago. I think it went pretty well Now my math homework is calling my name -.-`", "<3 your gonna be the first twitter ;) cause your amazing lol. come to canada would do anything to see you perform", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "HMV opens in half an our...better go get ready", "You are extremely clever my dear.", "Its relaxing time..a movie and some treats", "I work with drunk golfers, it can be exciting! It wasn`t bad Yours, sir?", "i`m still awake, coulnd`t go back to sleep", "I have to go to work now.", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "On my way to see diplo with my girl kathryn at smartbar!", "Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.", "Working up to my vacation to Thailand. Getting more excited every day", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "Indeed. Have a nice week!", "It`s kind of like your birthday is 3-days long!", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "because its like ten times better than this place xD and its so beautiful and fun and they have gold coast hot dogs!! xD", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "wow. someone`s proud of me.", "thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though", "T9R8AM booked. im arriving medan on 27th june. 1155hours", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "At Halu for dinner... Second time this week!!", "Thanks for the headsup re: tour, just booked 4 tickets for the Palace on 20th June", "hehe yeah! Its funny that updating people on the random things you do is so amusing.", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "He seemed all happy about it", "I`ve just about made it all the way round the park jogging. Quite pleased for my 6th outing", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "Happy to have a Sunday off from work", "Word. Yayy twitter after dark lol.", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "yeah yeah gd night then", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "1.2 mile run and 450 meter swim, things are looking better and better... Laying off the bike today", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Back from London Now just catching up on all the tv and sleeping all day!", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Day is going well so far. Meeting until 4 though.", "Off from work now!", "Trying to reorganize plans for tonight uggg Hopefully it will still be lots `o fun!", "@_xotashhh I love having days off school, I had one on friday too", "Oh, wow, you`re fast How`s life going ? It`s been 6 months ya ? XD", "Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB good night america", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "Hey, nice seeing you on Saturday. Glad things are going well for you.", "just watched JONAS. It was funny.", "Toris was SO fun! JB MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! and i had a good day at work! YAY i loved the movie! :0", "Weather is back to being great! Shame I have to wait in for my delivery", "i`m also on plurk try it", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain" ]

[ " naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.", " stop being mean to me!! ur hurting my feelings", "I`m always hungry all the time but now I don`t even feel like eating. This is not normal...and my throat`s sore. I`m sick", "i may cry **** this weather got my **** burnt (nt literally jus my shins arms n chest) legs hurt lyk a biatch slightly enjoy it tho ha", " maybe I missed my chance this time", "will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked. http://plurk.com/p/x12gf", "God, I HATE scary movies. They are not at all. I`m such a wimpy.", "oh no according to laineygossip, taylena is OVER! bc of his fame?! gosh poor two heartbreaks in a row :-/", "Twenty minutes on a **** call you would think that the person would mention there is already a trouble ticket investigating the issue", "Was a little slow to try this one, but Ben & Jerry`s Mission to Marzipan is a bit of a letdown.", " i really am going to miss you", "I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy", "im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed", "_jtv WHAT! I was only gone for 30 minutes and you`re already showing boobage without me?", "Yikes. That poor girl on BGT. That was quite hard to watch", "Been working on my freakin` computer trying to save stuff on a harddrive and it seems I failed miserably." ]

[ "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "and so another week begins. this one has got to be better than the last", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "Uhhh. Bring it over when you can. Matthew and Keren have never seen it.", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "another purse? Need to see photos.", "I couldn`t get used to the columns in tweetdeck. There was only room for 4 or 5 columns on my macbook.", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "finishing up at the studio NEW SONGS UP ON MYSPACE tomorrow MAY 5th", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "Got three shots today. I can`t lift my arms...", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "so haven`t seen any videos the last few days hope everything is ok...", "Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", ":o Wow only just found out new xbox is called xbox720 , how did i not no im a geek ...", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "Energy steadily increasing, thankfully, but the cough isn`t going away.", "dreamwidth, a new journaling site that just went into open beta.", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "character designs complete! .... in about a week we`ll give another sneak peak... stay posted!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "Added Twitter updates to Facebook page at http://tinyurl.com/d4cxze wondering if this one will show up...", "will terminator be on next week`s TRS by chance? and i dont mean tuesday`s release, but the next", "#avatarcamp photos, perhaps? lol (just itching to see them!)", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "Ah sameway Yet, has 2006 votes ((.We need more vote :`D", "STEP 1: be a photoshop expert http://plurk.com/p/ros47", "I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "_II It`s foggy here", "hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "yeah one burrito did not taste like the other, there was no avocado ranch sauce", "Parking garage concrete pole 1 -- the new Odessey 0.", "I`ll get my new laptop in 10 more days! Excited! It is Dell Inspiron - core2duo 2.0GHz - 4GB DDR2 - 250GB hdd - 15.6 inches screen", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "TextMate crashed for the first time in 3 months. Not too bad actually #textmate", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "that`s the prob, no idea how to meet guys. Met all my exs online & now I`ve dated that pool dry", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "http://twitpic.com/416b7 - hey! nice pic", "I just changed the backgroung but now I have no profile ppicture", "says new layout! Back to default Plurk themes, yay. Pero dumugo ilong ko kaka-tweak sa font ha. http://plurk.com/p/rprmr", "Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "Just checked the diary and it clashes with uSwitch.net beers", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "Catching up on 2 weeks of LOST and Grey`s!! House is quiet again.", "You need to remember the data the customer has entered on previous pages when they use the back button. So, so many don`t do this", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "y do i only have 2 people following me people follow me please x", "weird, `cause i synced mine this morning and got the new episode...", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "New Star Trek movie = Awesomeness. Unnecessary brief underwear scene (pun intended) but besides that, just awesomeness. #startrek", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "Starting some work on final year project. Just making some test pieces in flash to see how things could work. Listning to iPod too", "Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon", "twittering after 2 days!", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "haha iya starting to tweet again krn mitzy baru ber-tweeter jg Nit.", "OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "Remind me to get out & take a pic of my blooming clematis before the wind storm tomorrow.", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "yes I do! I`ll try posting some pics when I can", "oh look! it`s our new house in santa barbara! http://i41.tinypic.com/2hi2t4y.jpg hahha i wish", "- Try this one", "The dayem computer #twpp", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done", "Trying this twitter thing out. Facebook is finally a routine for me, now i need to figure out how to do the twitter thing", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "Download movie 'Still Waiting...' http://tinyurl.com/d9g8sj cool #movie" ]

[ "at homee. bored plzz! someone txt me about doing something this weekend.", "TGIF... this 'short' week has been wayyyyyy too long", " *waving* you wanna come get Diablo, he barked so much til he made himself sick", " Batman: Arkham Asylum, but I don`t own a system that will play it, sadness", "i am doing homework it sux big time maths is the worst!!!!!!", " ate ****, I refuse to bless her cuz she already clingy", "sigh.. stayed up late cause was on a role w/ assessment, now I`m so tired my eyes r stinging & my head hurts.. & I still need 500 words", "Rejecting all food substances.", "UGH! I have GOT TO STOP biting my nails grrrrr", " Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework", "They just admitted my grandma to the hospital... Shes my only last one please pray for her", "Horrid dream. I suspect I will have to cancel my plans tonight...", " lol i know and haha..did you fall asleep?? or just get bored of shaun :p joke", "grr! i hate being **** near forced to go places. especially to sit on a bus for an entire day just to sit in a house in podunktown, va", " I would totally take you to prom...if i hadnt already gone sorry lol", "What happened with her??? Why is she being so wierd all of a sudden???" ]

[ "Has to be a Mac! Believe me - you won`t regret it", "If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "ohwwww whatever I`m excited anyway.", "On the way home.", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "Yeah I`ve been going there for the last month!! SO amaaaazing, I`ll bring some back for you", "Got up early did a **** ton now im headed to cherokee park to run and walk !", "Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "Just saw a male Baltimore oriole at our suet feeder and something enjoyed a lot of thistle from our new thistle feeder early this a.m.", "Off to enjoy a Hanami picnic at the cherry tree park. Hope the weather stays nice.", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start", "what!!!???? where are u guys going!?", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "I`m on msn now", "I don`t know what to wear....", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Today celebrating two new people becoming australian citizens. I am hoping for a good dinner.", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "_ i wanna go to the pub", "the sun is shinning! im off out!!", "Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "w00t, have a red wine now", "The food here looks amazing! Our dessert is Frozen Grand Marnier Souffle, of course we have to eat @ the bar", "has just finished ironing his clothes for #Church. Gonna walk the dog now then grab a shower/shave and be off #jottonia looks good too", "Hey OJ, I just want to ask, you hooked up with somebody ayt now?", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there", "Got 2 get ready 4 work would rather be fishing!", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I`m here if ur here for me!", "hahaha. do it you`ll have a blast.", "Looking forward for orange juice and fried eggs and cinnamon rolls tomorrow morning!!", "I`ll be one of your 'groovy guys' any time, shortie short #photofollows", "just made a cake for mi madre i`m goooooddd!", "_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "I`m so getting the cold", "your not in school", "i gots a summer job", "Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho Ill ask the manicurist", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "But but I dun wanna", "happy almost mother`s day", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "carls jr sounds hella good, you should bring me some http://myloc.me/G3o", "Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "okay, need to hit the sack. i gotta wake up in like 5 hours goodnight everyone!", "This weekend I started a 'Healthy Lifeestyle' - not Diet! Let`s see how it goes - will keep ya posted on my progress.", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "Glad to hear you`ll have your 1st tournament soon. As KSN says, 'We need more practice!'", "see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "out for supper tonight with kurumi in 10 minutes", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x", "I have a friend who loves that spot. I want to go", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "_n Where can I get some?", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "Getting ready to go study outside while having some fun in such a nice sunny day.", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "are you daft your now going to recieve a million friend invites on xbox now and one of them shall be me", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "http://twitpic.com/4jcfg - About to cycle within this quarry on Shipley glen near Baildon moor before heading back through the woods", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "Shopping, grandparents, dinner with the bf woop", "ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha", "I`m baking cookies. What are YOU doing?", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "I guess you will find out shortly.", "Great day. And another one awaits", "SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit`l motivation to save the $ to do so. Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill", "'I want you in my mouth and my **** b!tch' mm jeffree rawks", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "are you call that winning?", "awesome, I`m looking at sourcing some as well.", "New pickkshaa! If it`s really big then it looks MILKY! YAAAY!", ".. .great.. you can buy me lunch when i get my 10-15% pay cut next month..", "take me with you!!! Have fun!", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "would get u some if u were here", "yes I am, do you want to meet?", "Trying to sell my GM stock", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside" ]

[ "is hungry, but can`t leave for lunch", "_nl they`re bees that will be trapped into my honeypot", "PINKPOP weekend & I`ve got NO tickets, meaning no BRUCE Springsteen Oh well, it`s WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKEEEENNNNDDDD!!!!!", "is so sorry for letting her down", "Did you guys figure out Saturday? I really wanted to go but my mom is sick so I have to take her to the hospital in Tampa", "_reznor Trent don`t get mad at me but I keep thinking you`re pretending to be engaged for some reason", "I`m at my saddest right now. I lost my mobile phone earphones. Waz feels a little incomplete and I feel the same", " I`m feeling much less alone now in my love for Fitzcarraldo, most people I mention it to have no idea what I am talking about.", " Awww mate. that`s such a shitter", "My computer dies soon - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner cant find it :S", " argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away", "My mind automatically wakes up at 7. Huge fail -- it`s SUMMER! Good morning nonetheless. Gonna get ready for work now.", "Have a headache I`m going to bed. Goodnight!", "Please don`t forget us", " i gotta say, i`m a little jealous", "died again in KP .. gonna upgrade some of my spells now first before heading back there... #eq2" ]

[ "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "might start Spanish...any min now....nope just can`t do it! ****", "'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me", "I don`t see why not", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "I still can`t believe the Matt McCoy interview got 255 views!! Twitter truly is....AWESOME!", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day", "hey twitter! i`m back online!", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "_carter we can`t see the video it`s private", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "woah! I Love the new twitter app! So many new things to do. just got finished watching Jon4Lakers video on this and it was good.", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "ya i can never watch any of them :l", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "that`s half the solution, it doesn`t address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Not been on for a while eh Barry lol.Tweet deck is like prehistoric lol", "What Darren on Linkedin? YES! Just say your a twitter friend I NEVER IDK people! http://www.linkedin.com/in/darrenmonroe", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed", "Hmph I had to order some bootleg Pharos GPS phone they dont have the BB I wanted at Office Depot", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "- Yes, you are addicted - half my twitter friend updates are yours", "no idea offhand, but if you keep tweeting about crowdsourcing graphics I`m sure someone will tell you", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "So twitter is a journey now. well, okay.", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "Hey never realized that you also get a Twitter account. Your guides are truly many times a lifesaver to me.", "First steps on Twitter. Just checking", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "_Nutbar Good morning how are you? #TwitterTakeover", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "any legal studies/law students out there twitter? would love a couple of references to cases inolving bias juries, jury nullification etc", "I just re-skinned. Still figuring why tweetsuite isn`t updating", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "uploading photos. (on: Facebook, & Friendster... Myspace later.)", "Wondering if twitter will be fixed for my phone any time soon...", "I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "Thought you should mention that you don`t need to enable Growl in Tweetie to make your plugin work, and to avoid duped notifications", "_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.", "flordia- and - where do u send in the pictures of the shrits? saw ur update on facebook", "Chirstina said shes gunna twitter more ...no more partners", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "HELLO friend!! Welcome to Twitter!!", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU", "phone updated and she`s got a camcorder on her phone now--mine hasn`t updated chit that ain`t fair .", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Todays the day Twitterland...house closing begin at 11 and we should get to start moving in @ 3 into the new place.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "hi there, nice to meet you. I am new to twitter and I guess you are too?", "I guess cant request the same song though", "Again working on the internet shop ... don`t think we will achieve the goal of uploading by the previously set time Will keep going", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "Can I get a 'what?' 'what?'...the baby sent some Twitter messages on my behalf", "thanks 2 become my friend,twitter.. selalu ada ruang untuk sahabat", "You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "just downloaded the tweet deck....look at my and my saviness", "That is the 3rd NKOTB contest that Canadians can`t enter The overseas fans have theirs now! It`s bound to be our turn!", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "ur linky no worky", "Answering email questions for Art of Photography Show. Yes-I actually reply. http://www.artofphotographyshow.com Entry deadline May 22nd", "Finally came around to shorten my Twitter username from to . If you follow me - no need to change anything.", "Yes because those taxes disguise the booking fees and commissions that online travel portals charge. Try iXiGO.com next time", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "it doesn`t work with the iPhone yet I love it for the simplicity but I need to be able to sort tasks on my iPhone to be useful", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload" ]

[ "BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!", "If someone in the family died you would of heard about it. Duhhhhhh. . .", " yeah & when it goes wrong it`s the worst feeling ever", "pff, Life sucks sometimes!", " Sorry to hear that, dude", "Geometry is so **** boring. waste of time.. 20 more minutes left", "Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?", "Having real bad headache..", " an iphone app came out a few months back called zemote, bumped my domain zemote.com out of the #1 spot", "nomatter how much i sleep am still tired", " I`m not going, sadly. Maybe next year, eh?", "soooo fed up with this", "Arg Exile still has that problem with Alt-Tabbing", "watching missy elliot video collection so sad I was told that I looked like her all through high school", " I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet? Even Tink will do. LOL.", " *HUGS you* awwww......i`m sorry you are feeling sad E!" ]

[ "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "be patient you`ll get it soon", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "awwww I`ll be waiting then, hope it doesn`t rain", "Thank you. Keep it down, there`s a good lad.", "no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.", "Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL", "whatsoever do you mean by `how I get down` lol I`m always sober", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "I don`t get it...", "we should all be down to earth. don`t none of us walk on water I`m just some **** nerd trying to find my way thru life lol", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early", "she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "__ thank You! I almost forgot hoe to type on the keyboard how long I was anway from my PC..", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "I can`t get to bed", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "welcome ! since it seems you`re interested in cheese I hardly suggest you to follow too", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "_K Why thank you ver much! I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "hasn`t shipped yet I won`t get over there until at least 7. I`ll call you.", "i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "just that you`re not here...", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "I think i am getting a cold", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "not sure i can make it", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "I didn`t think anyone caught that", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!" ]

[ "_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.", " not but I went to his page and it made me hungry", " it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days", " I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us", ": hmmm, wrong link, ignore my tweet", " It is so unfair, Hustlaball, US citizens working here, Personal Appearances Expectations, Prowler, can I do that there?", "What a dreary, rainy, crappy day.", "Organic chemistry ah so confusing!", "Hello dark hair! Well, my plans for today just got cancelled make some better ones?!", "Sam can go shoot her self.", " Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.", "It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet", "I feel actual heartbreak.. _Gates last night x", "four shots of novacaine in my mouth my right cheek is totally numb, booo.", " See? Sucked you right in. The only problem will be church/Sunday race conflicts, but that`s why God gave us DVR. :-D _niffer", "Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all" ]

[ "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "haha, nice pic looks abit like my school", "haha maybe someday I will be your publicist! that`s what i am going to school for", "Feeling some butterflies today Study study study contracts; gonna ace this, then on to the write-on competition for the journals.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "Looks like I got a new job", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "I will have to see the unveiling of your new LR arrangement! Is there an official event planned", "make sure you practice your hooping today!", "_Joelted i will definately be there tomorrow", "Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "just got them- about to read & reply", "Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "dont cry for me! i will see u tomorrow. muah.", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "I have to go to Spanish mass on Sunday And then write a couple of papers. Boo.", "I know, but I wanna finish bsg first", "catching up on my teevee shows.", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I hope to see you soon again", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "Off to rehearsal for the Rob DeLucca thingy next month. Nothing like learning new songs last minute", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "is aching from rugby, good game", "CONGRATULATIONS on the test!", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I want a fake BLT....", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile", "I think i need some new friends", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "lol well i learned somethin new thx !", "for cervical cancer, I have to get 2 more", "Im so just heading home", "In the university with hungry!!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "today was my first day", "downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "My cat died of kidney failure during my math test This day needs to get better.", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "I really should put up a pic, I guess.", "In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "cant contain myself, tooooooo excited", "Thank you! I`m working on `s", "LOL!!! I`m going to see it maybe today", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.", "I really need to update this more.", "C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "ready for a day full of His presence i`m expecting the best!", "i hate my presentation hahah whatever im glad its over", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "YAAAAY! I think I might have Aced my history test today!", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "i can`t wait. 2 more days till happiness.", "Ntah, I really wanna be there", "I hope you feel better soon", "Yaay congrats Shmolan on graduating I`m proud of you!! Have fun! <3", "testing.... Hey! I gotta add you as someone to follow", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "It`s my birthday today Running the mile tomorrow ughh. But then choir concert", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!", "LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "Last day for our professional interns", "I`m going to be doing the FAFSA form today. I hope to help out in the Ann Arbor / Detroit Metro Area with computers, art, and design.", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "wow. someone`s proud of me.", "Haha how exciting wat does it look like?!", "I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "I want a new lappy", "is done with classes for her freshman year.", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "Exam 1 today. Going to get my license renewed The birthday is getting closer!", "3 years in 2 months!! hooorah! can`t wait!", "nature has just called me BRB" ]

[ "off to pick up my daughters who appear to be picking up an unhealthy liking for primark...feel like a bad parent", "Sometimes knowledge is not a good thing. http://digg.com/d1sPp7", "Kill me now I`m so sick n it`s Friday night!!", " my film didn`t come out the camera was broken. lamesauce.", "http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there", "My guitar ain`t here yet?, feel like i lost a limb!.", ": Am sad i got no money on my phone. Ahh well lly Mitchel ****", "Ouch, my back. Man I`m sick", " You never write back babe.... my feelings are hurt", " so sorry about that I have the same issues...LOL. My weekend started about an hour ago!!!", "Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now... i`m not in the mood to feel neglected", "Akh! I woke up and missed so much of Sayed Hassan`s speech", "half my class just called me retarded it hurt for real", "is going to forgo Pub Night with the wife tonight. Tough week for both of us and neither is really up for it. Plus our neighbor died", "My baby has his first busted lip.", "im so not feelinq this huqe **** pimple smack in the middle of my doom. it aint riqht man" ]

[ "is debating giving twitter a proper go. now to try and understand it", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "aww.. thanks bro! glad I got u active on twitter!", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "According to TweetStats I tweet more between the hours of 10am and 3am with Monday, Sunday and Saturday filled with Tweetage!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "take a nap bedalii", "Another night of not sleeping", "feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason take my **** to sleep right? lol", "Trending you say? Well, there`s TweetCannon http://tinyurl.com/odrza4", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Sun May 10 10:57:44 CEST 2009", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "what happened to my real-time feed? Now friend feed is just like the Twitter website", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "heyyy where`d my tweet go? *shouts to bc her lists are always amazing!", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Good morning tweeps. Busy this a.m. but not in a working way", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "yeah twitter is a lot of fun babe... especially when you`ve got ppl to talk to! lol & that sounds Goooooood lol", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "now i`m done! good nite", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "But I do tweet about you", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea", "Yvonne, thanks 4 the #FFrecommend! Lovely profile photo, you have! And I agree w/u on the 'what is sleep?' LOL! It`s 5:46 am!", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "Unless you mean the 2 hours a week i use for sleeping. Yeah, suppose i could use those", "so its been forever since I`ve tweet, just wanted to say thaty I love bill! and I hope ya`ll have an amazing week", "i want my ben and jerrys now lol, TWEET PEOPLE im bored", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "ok peeps have good morning I`m going to bed hit me up later", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "ahh retweet everything i say!", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "I love my life Ni night twitter!<3", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "i am the only arabic girl who`s online every one is a sleep ..", "Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "no more twitter in a while .. tweet tweet", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "goodnight all in the twitterverse", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "i`ve just woken up", "Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*", "twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "morning hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night", "then you must insist you write essays the twitter way - no more than 140 characters", "riley hacked my twitter! hahaha :]", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?" ]

[ "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ", " is there something wrong with the internet in chelmsford? my tv on demad isnt working right and my internet is SUPER slow", "Is tired n wants to sleep in her own bed", "wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day", " like cheesecake brownies!!! i miss my cheesecake brownies... and the walmart closest to l.a. (to me) doesn`t have em", "Sad that when fitness center reopens will not have our Zumba class anymore. Just found out today on our last class before closure.", "Phone disconnects my internet. Right in the middle of an uber. Also, first Tweet from inside of Steam.", " didn`t know you folks were there, sorry.", "I saw nomes on twitter but I`m still not waking up", "Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls", " Oh it`s been so long I can`t remember", "http://twitpic.com/67nxe - Yeah..I`m bored XD I pic up this photo when I still have my guitar..today my mum steam me it I miss Nameless..", " wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me", " Oh dear... that`s just... disturbing. The coffee connoisseur in me just died a little.", "Scramming a little early. Nibs sounds pathetic.", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???" ]

[ "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "I know Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!", "You missed me! lol", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile", "Its like I had a power nap.", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "you have a plurk account too?", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom", "i see 5 faces in that thing. but no more ****", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "i thought ur account was fake. but, it`s true, sorry david!", "I sent you a FR yesterday.", "Hulu Desktop looks nice but not for my region", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "what are u doing now ??", "_Writer aww no which one?", "my pic is back.. out of the blue..", "HaHa i Forgot...It`ll Probably Be On Youtube...So I`ll Watch It Later", "lol well i learned somethin new thx !", "Lol read me like a book", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "not the best way to start your day", "lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "_life Hey i like love iCarly it rocks. my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad", "my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "DEMI YOU WERE SO PRETTY WITH YOU`RE BANGS AND EVERYTHING .YOU LOOK TOO GROWN UP IN THIS PICTURE i liked your bangs.", "No I LOVE Jordie`s version as well as Joe`s and Donnie`s ALL 3 are DIFFERENT", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "your not in school", "I`m in an 8 now too, but b4 I had kids I was a 6.5! Darn babies making my feet grow", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "do you have another account here??", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "We keep very different hours.", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "only you babe. <3", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "yeah, I was always changing my hair color in High School. I`ve pretty much worn everything LOL. Some good, some baaaaaaaad", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "sweet .. Englands becoming lamer and lamer since you guys left", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "feels the same way about cherry-flavored items as Shannt does about grapes. Strange, but true.", "My Blackberry`s got a fatty (battery) guess we`re kinda in the same boat huh ?", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you", "company policy. Has been for the last two places I`ve worked at", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "You know who helps me almost everyday?", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "Can`t believe ER is over", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "What happened to the weather??", "is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "tell me about it", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "I`m not a hobo.", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one" ]

[ "just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the `previously on ER` documentary about it!", " my feelings are hurt", " Unfortunately I`m not - someone`s squatting on that", "My back is all kinds of messed up, and Strudel is going to live in another town until we move, I`m going to miss the little runt", "sick of having constant bad dreams grr", " dammm..i thought i was on to something lollllll", "feel like ****.....and will continue to for as long as it takes", "this is sooo crazy i have fever..", "Ordered a new computer! Unfortunately it won`t get here until the end of June.", "I miss ya, Boyfriend! When am I gonna see ya again? Br!Tt!!!", "Guess I`m gonna try the nap thing again 2day, but since my kids haven`t cooperated with it yet this week I`m sure 2day won`t be different", "I`m gettin ready for my trip back to MA... I don`t wanna leave!", "Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!", " britains got talent is rather disappointing this year", "at work.. missing my miami fam , , , carolina, , , &&& more", "Its prob cuz I don`t really like sleeping in late, even if I tried." ]

[ "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "_henrie i would still rather be in your shoes instead in bed bc i work from 10-9 tommorow. i love cold weather.", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Getting my hair cut tomorrow or later today I should say... excited. My swag is already on, jus turning it up!!", "Good morning It`s raining here.", "Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "4 hours till Mothers Day Party Yeah!", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Up and breakfasted, about to jump in shower then heading off to the land of the black pudding for playoff part 2", "morning all!!! have a blessed day!!!", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "My Twitter was born on 12 Feb 09. Today, at this point of time, 4 May 09, 3:56pm (GMT+8), I have 805 tweets (including this one).", "is waking up somewhat. go canucks!", "Going to bed. Goodnight! x", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.", "Today is another good day for some less extreme experiences... Anyone a fan of #24? I`m watching season 4 now", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "monday morning . lets whip out some code today", "aaahhh...just woke up! feels good to sleep in on a monday!!!", "a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time", "**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard", "Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.", "Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.", "Good morning Been here since 4am, just quiet. How are you?", "yes, it will finish at 7:30 tonight. Still the food has been great as has been the discussion", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "LOL I`m the night owl queen - why you up?", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out", "`Allo there twitter how are we today?", "MORNING!!! Hope you all have a lovely holiday Monday whatever you are goin to be up to!", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "exhausting day. And more to come tomorrow! City for mother`s day! can`t wait minus the driving.", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant", "beautiful day... and im working leaving now so i can get some sun though", "ran 5 miles, went to the gym & woke up Ur great kids....dependable Danny hope it has been great already", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "sunniest day in ages and im in bed", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "what�s hot and new?", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "life is so good. and it will much greater on Thursday at 5pm!", "is seventeen today and is trekking from chorleywood to see and in cambridge <3", "good! now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "How`s the head this morning?", "_Bill2030 And good morning to you too.", "Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "Good morning ready to start this week.", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here", "wow i`m soo hungover", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "not the best way to start your day", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "Good morning to the world. Hope everyone is ok", "now accepting maid applications. would be nice if you`d start first thing tomorrow - would make a wonderful Mother`s Day present!", "Today = marking *135", "morning football today! thinking of learning some Applescript", "Wrapped up some html/java work now spending the night dabbling in some flash intros", "gooooooodmorning world(: god bless, and have a great day!", "Morning world! back to the office after longgggggggg weekend", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "oh i love sunday mornings like this - mum just made scrambled eggs on toast", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "Oh and PS. Since it is already 12:30, I should probably say 'Happy Mother`s Day' to my Mom and all the mothers out there!", "yes 7.50 here thanks for the change obama. I have to start mail ordering again", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "I`m finally going to bed, everybody.. whatever you`re doing, BE BLESSED!", "OMG I`M SOO EXCITED! i`ve been waiting for it ever since i saw the 5th one at midnight the night before!", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "_ri_ja good morning, It`s nice to see you!", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "Morning.. Coffee and fresh air", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "looks to be a great morning already!", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "wish i was home in time for the #jonaswebcast today" ]

[ "awe.. gotta go.. my mom commands me to sleep already..", " It wasn`t the best flick, to be sure. I`m just ready for 'Star Trek' now", "so freaking tired. It`s like my body refuses to move.", "trying to watch lost online very annoying and slow...the internet not lost", " I`m sorry about your car. I feel for you...", "Scary guy on colbert...", " aww sorry to hear you are having a bad time. Remember: this too shall pass", "I hate being reminded how weak my eyes are I overdid reading today, they`re sore as ****. Going to rest. -sigh-", "Is heading to work n its freezing!", " funny you should mention that. I have a full unopened jar of nesscaf� on my cupboard. But no milk", "My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson", " blimey! You`re still suffering?!!", " I know it`s sad. But back in 05 the auto industry didn`t understand that iPhones would change our lives", "FINALLY...the internet is up. The server is down in Phoenix and it was **** up.", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", "Is bummed out...i don`t have even one testimonial on Flickr." ]

[ "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "Morning. Off to school... Ickkk!", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "done with the packing and everything else ... leaving in 3 hours ...", "dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.", "Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some", "Ugh id better get up for work", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "Michael Porter is haunting me again. Ugh. The five forces. But I don`t remember the other 9 strategies for competitive advantage.", "Getting ready to ship a care package to the daughter. She`s not coming home this summer from college", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Getting ready for work.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "I can`t do that. I take it at 11, or I work through it. Those are my options here.", "Haha! Thanks! It`s the inane grin from grading. Some students have been really fascinating this semester", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "That`s true I never believe my staff when they call in sick on Mondays or Fridays - LOL!", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "last full day of vacation", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "Working 930a-730p today. 1.5 hour lunch..8.5 hours work. Overtime = good. The fact that I`m already dead tired = very bad.", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "it`ll be close, but hopefully they can figure it out they`ll be eating nothing but those cookies for the week tho.", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "lucky girl!!! I work all day tomorrow! and maybe even Monday!!", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Revision Time, Biology exam monday", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "Writing or making sense ?", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "time to get ready for work", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "is having a profitable day! Looking forward to Sunday...gonna be a great day -- sad, too, because it`s the 5th graders last day!", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "work work work. my desk is a sea of papers and I am the dinghy being tossed about in its waves.", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone", "Whew! Moving commercial-sized freezer and cooler a lot more work than I expected. Missing the HTC roundtable", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "We actually have milestones due for 3 high profile projects in the next 2 weeks, & they are all scheduled when I am on vacation -", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "Right, is too glorious a day to be sat inside....must go and do something more active! Have a good day all", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Off To Do Pilates Now! Tweet Y`all Soon!", "I hate mondays, but I love `s schedule. HELLO, DIGG REEL!", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "most of the time", "Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "I think it`s going to be a LONNNGG Weekend, but not the 3 day kind.", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work." ]

[ "Not good news Time for an incredibly hard decision.", "_watkins Oh my gosh ian i always miss you when your on", "Why do none of my thoughts make sense when I`m sober?", "Im going bed i dnt feel well as always", "''have you the e-mail from Miley ???? I want to write with her but I cant", " dude i will check again but i couldnt find anything haha i am capital ****-E-D", " are you feeling better? sorry you`re feeling under!", " That would have been fun BUT we were soooo TIRED yesterday. Long day at the office. Just did dinner and crashed.", " she fell into deep crack in the glacier so terrible", " i`m afraid im def. a product of the NRI Karan Johar generation- I`ve been watching a lot of classics this semester", "Long to-do list. Little desire to do it all.", "I smashed my pinky in julia`s car door... **** my life...", "Anyone want to stop by Carl`s Jr and bring me a chicken club? Can barely walk...", " oh dear. that is terrible. however, moleskine notebooks rule. a lot.", " Though it was a cold that would go away, turns out it`s a sinus infection that just keeps getting worse and worse by the day.", " Nofair! My BK only had Uhura and Nero left." ]

[ "Waiting in line for the Beast with Matthew. I won`t be riding.", "lol i cant drink!!", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "there`s only one more cherry dr. pepper left in the fridge...thank God. im addicted to that stuff but it does sad things to my skin.", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "mmm, pizza for dinner. yum. but i burnt my mouth though ..", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "fo sho, im down", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "No Rockin on the River for me, tonight...", "_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "i hate my presentation hahah whatever im glad its over", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "haha! sorry to hear that", "But but I dun wanna", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "1:36 AM screw it im going to bed... one love", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "ok, back to the dentist today. All I want to do is bask in the sun", "oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck" ]

[ " I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account", "I`m hurtling headlong into a day of spanish and art. but my view is: after tomorrow it`s just REVISION and extra frees", " Im in so deep its disgusting. I would even take a LITTLE help. BUt alas i sense it will never happen . . .", "someone please tighten some bolts in my brain :s there are too many parts loose, some might even be missing", "_xD Si pero parece que las personas de facebook no estan de acuerdo (that was probably all wrong, but I tried...)", "i hate the biatches of this world", "Bad Day. History Test Tommorrow. And I want to go out in the sun and play..", " was being sarcy as usual", " from your fevered imagination, my son", " I cant stand summer fever (for me) and when the weather gets really humid lol", " Yucky! Time to bring out the vaccuum and go to War. Our house is always a spider haven for some reason. Not cool.", "feels very, very rough!", "I have trouble with Starship troopers. They`re mean to the great big pink bug.", "http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there", "How to get a $40 trumpet book - get caught in the rain with an $80 trumpet book ... oh dear NY", "i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now.." ]

[ "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "i wish it was summer", "_fr Yes I saw the Village but the restaurant in the Village Square has a sign above it that reads 'Digestif.'", "Ahhh I can only imagine what you`re looking at!! So luckyyy. Hope your having fun.", "_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "waiting for my mom to get home", "Is hungry with a sub", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "sky diving was aaaaaawwwesome!!!! kinda bored now though", "I`ve always said to PD that I wanted a kitchen like yours...I just wouldn`t know what to do with it", "Cant wait to leave work", "and that prob wont happen....", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "oh yes! I was amazed! It was so nice! Next we can go drive it! That`s if they trust us! Haha", "video is not available to us foreigners", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "Gorgeous weather, but no bike", "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "ya i can never watch any of them :l", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "I have no Minstrels I might have to grab some from the petrol station before I head back to work. They are delicious!", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "There`s also a fairly recent (w/in past 10 years) quasi-sequel. Plot not as good but v. pretty in terms of art.", "I`m not sure. Btw, YAY FOR WICKED TICKETS! That`s awesome! When are you going?", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!", "i am a bit more curious: how much did you pay for it?", "My first thought too, I`ve never even watched Dragonball", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "looking out window is depressing it is so beautiful out and I am in here", "last day working for Tend", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile", "its nice to have no assignments for the night", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Didn`t meet Rosie O Donnell but it was still a fun night", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "I don`t know how to use this", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "Ohhhh I don`t know ;) an older mature lady?", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "you stopped followin me?", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "The dayem computer #twpp", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Never touched a drop, me!", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "Mine are older than yours.", "No, I`m in the US for the weekend not the UK", "Noones talking to me anymore", "There`s a 1,000 you`s... there`s only 1 of me...", "I REALLY WANT TO GO TO artesia , cerritos on sunday for QUEST! LOL. imma die if i dont", "what am I going to do without my ?! SKYPE! haha", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ----- nothing happens..", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "now i`m in hmv", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "_carter http://twitpic.com/3mdce - ONE ROAD, WHERE IS THE DESTINATION?", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "It`s been 2 days without gas...the gas company turned it off to do maintenance. I can`t cook.", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "You`re not singing in the rain?", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!" ]

[ " Just bad day. T_____T Gyah. No car, baby-client is teething and miserable, I forgot to pack a lunch, and I has to get a new car.", " i`m afraid im def. a product of the NRI Karan Johar generation- I`ve been watching a lot of classics this semester", " aww noooo that doesn`t sound too great", " Airsoft is horrible!! Hope you didn`t get hurt", " exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it", " u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food. im crying.", " I still have a lot of time on my stupid contract... 18 months before I can change providers", " i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...", "Is feeling really bad about goofin` on not knowing she really wasn`t at the meeting! Dang I`m sorry! Me & my big `ol mouth", "I miss my friends so much", "is trying so hard to not worry and be at peace despite her circumstances, but wonders why some christians are the ones making it so hard.", "This month was a bad month to try and get an advert together for Kobold Quarterly", "I am sad because I broke my super-awesome giant paper clip I was using for my Italy notes", "finally Mike0hh`s birthday <3 can`t wait to **** ruin it", "says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion", "I`m gonna miss them so much I`m crying right now... :/" ]

[ "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it", "why are you sad?!", "Haha yes I do it`s hard work, too! I didn`t get home until 3:00 AM, not like I sleep haha.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "- THANKS ! My motivation is returning at about the rate I`m inputting coffee !", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "get it right! I think I am obsessed with Hydes` voice @_@ I`ve chosen a guitar song to learn for the summer! Time to perfect picking!", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.", "my phne blocks text", "Did you see Star Trek? Now I can`t sleep.........too much action. Can`t wind down!!!", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "maaaaan! I spent an hour on a project for work, only to have the computer bork and crash and lost it all", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", "<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "And I still recall how helpful you were way back when as I struggled on an AR contest question...", "http://wave.google.com/ <3 Google ... wish they`d spend a bit more time adding bits to Chrome though", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "Around better.. How are you ?", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "oww...just bit my tongue", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "I need one too.", "but its pretty at least, I think I need to catch some sleep soon though", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "_x I`ve got my essay plan written out now Looking for a couple of references, then I`ll get writing!", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "I really wish I could", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Ahhh Music to my ears!", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "Playin` didgeridoo in the living room and thinking about the world going by.... lovely life #fb", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "I`d be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students" ]

[ "_ no idea what that means bb", "Wow, NOT free WiFi && you have to pay for parking!? Reduculous!!!", " Sorry we couldn`t get the project working with the windoze laptop but a ton of folks came up afterwards and saw it running", " Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby", "Sad! Casue everyone is going their seperate ways! Never going to see my friends again!", "'I`m giving up on you. I don`t care how you mess up your life now.'... :`(", " I`m sorry you`re having a bad day I was just looking back through. Do I need to give someone a knuckle sandwich?", " Yes I think so unless it changed. I sent u a happy mothers day text but u never responded back", "revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing", " haha I need to get in better shape first.. I have cageball on thursdays == me dead on sofa the whole evening", "Wow. So I hate Staples right now. Majorly. Thanks for being complete fucktards and killing our productivity", " i feel u but its sooo close to me hard not to but i cant so no point ugh", "my apple-mouse doesn`t work on my shiny red coffee table...", "Just paid my bills now I have no money", " i forgot the yardsale event! ooh how pity i am", " Yep! Tail between legs!" ]

[ "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "oh nos, what happened", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Sorry for your loss. I know how you feel. She or he was a lucky cat.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I didn`t find my dress", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "I be ok, you?", "euhm i`m french and i don`t really understand English . poo..", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "I wish I knew.. Trying to figure something out here too", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "I tried 2 vote 4 u the other day but I couldn`t figure out how 2 do it help? Lol", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "i wish i was there too", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "Back then I didn`t know why you were misunderstood. So now I see thru ur eyes, all that u did was love. Mama, I love you", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "wish i was 17 again", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Did I miss the fun?", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "finally over my sickness.", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Had a little fight with My Best Friend What should I Do?!?", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "I know. Im just kidding", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "why do you think so?", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "I can`t get to bed", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Homey missed da bus.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "hope yer ok hunny", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "I sawn it three times", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "I jus spoke 2 my lawyer, if I blow trial =3to7", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "but i know i can`t", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "_M didnt get it clear", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "At least you made it", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin" ]

[ "Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...", "Why isnt my internet working", "**** you rhinitis! boohooo my poor nose", " ye it is not fare on me x", "is almost over the legal limit of db at the garage.", "It`s a bad start to the day when you`re sweating your butt off before 0930 at the range", "Really missing hockey already. Off for a night in Dtn Naperville. Can`t wait for the day off tomorrow, I have to work Sunday.", "saying goodbye to Papa....", "FCKeditor is giving me problems! Posts just fine, but only edits in plain text! Help!", " What the heck? Why?? What`s going on?", " Sad thing is that I wanted to work there for years, it was my dream job. Was crushed when I saw how crappy it was. Still bitter", "Im sad...there`s a for sale sign in front of my house!!", " He`s my boxing trainer. Although I think the bruise came from me hitting myself on something. Ow", " the kid that got a second chance shudnt have. mowgli didnt. gutted", "Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore", " I forgot all of those people" ]

[ "Wow! Some person u are!", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "Theres nothing like your own pillow.", "- for all dad is doing like this to his son/daughter love", "Happy mama`s day to all the mamas.", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "Happy Mothers day to all mums", "Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl", "They don`t know that I like him cause I`ve never ask them bout him.oh well I guess your right. I feel abit better now", "better than throwing them out", "It`s those little things you do, that make me love you.", "Just read it too. I meant the toys though.", "who will we make fun of?!?!", "thanks for agreeing with me", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "They are people too", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME...", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "Happy Mother`s day VALK!!", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "got one because of my babygirl", "Bored, making a mothers day card", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "sti`s doin` just fine how bout you?", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "Im am going to send some twits to some folk...............", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "arre seriously! They shud take his sperm nd clone him into 23 yr old single guys", "Happy Mother`s Day everyone.", "welcome ! since it seems you`re interested in cheese I hardly suggest you to follow too", "Good mornin` everyone . Beautiful sunday for all the beautiful moms of ours. Had my breakfast with the lady .... Lets move on .", "that story reminds of living in Portugal", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "aw it was so sad shes too cute!", "A little bit of good news.", "i just wanna say happy mother`s day to all the mommy`s out there", "with red who is blue", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "I miss all you OK girls. Happy Mother`s Day to all y`all.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "gooodmorning people of earth!", "I don`t want her to leave..", "it was ok. Cute @ times.", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "Of back off other peoples he can only have one stalker", "lure her in with a foot massage!", "'Viewers of my LinkedIn profiel also viewed Barack Obama, Francisco van Jole and Erwin Blom.' I`m in good company.", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "aw how to lose a guy in ten days <3", "Just try to do your best. I hope you don`t get laid off.", "got paid nowhere near as much as she thought she would", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "You guys dont get too drunk without me", "Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!", "just watch evan longoria", "at Happy mother`s dayyy Deniseee <3", "thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!", "Just saw Ghost of Girlfriends Past it was actually really cute for a total chick flick. Mattew McConaughey is smexy", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Not a problem at all sis - respect due", "hope u feel better sweetie", "STEPHEN KING FO SHO", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "HA! I`d give Kristen plenty of free hugs! *sigh* if only I could", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "ha, the first request for sending a paper copy of my thesis", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "home bound for mothers day", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol", "haven`t read that book, but heard of it. Feed, spay, love is a great motto for pet owners although there is more involved", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "Spiderwoman! She`s an amazing mum, gr8 blogger, gr8 mentor & on top of that climbs walls! http://digg.com/d1qEua -via", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "its 35 now. ilycecily <3", "Come on, man, give me some slack!", "shoutout to all the beautiful moms out there that these niggas dont appreciate! some one cares Happy Mothers Day!", "haha me either but like ive always loved hilary shes the girl id turn **** for haha", "dam living in england x", "I look like schuhz and arabyrd now...", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "you say the nicest things.", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "I say it`s in the cards.", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "happy mother`s to all the moms out there..", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education", "baby help me with math", "says Happy Mother`s Day to all the Moms out there." ]