MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You in trouble?	Yeah.
Okay, enough of this shit.	Alright, asshole.
What are you doing?!!	If the ship goes, so does Jaso.
If the ship goes, so does Jaso.	Rizzo pull the fucking lever!
Rizzo pull the fucking lever!	No.
Damnit to hell, you left me back there to die!	Sergeant? We thought you were...
Sergeant? We thought you were...	Yeah, yeah. Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
My god! This is way over your head, pal. We need to call some experts and . . .	I am an expert!
I am an expert!	You're a teacher.
You're a teacher.	Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking head!
Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking head!	What if they're carrying? Did you even check?
Jesus what the hell is that?	That's exactly what we need to find out. Check your orders, Sergeant. I out rank you where discovery is concerned. Now step aside. I have a medical emergency to deal with.
What the hell are you doing?	My job.
My job.	Fine, just stay out of my way. Hit it.
ALL I'm saying is dock with Space Lab, couple of hours no more. Let them take a look at our friends.	Not a chance.
Not a chance.	JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow shit up and ask questions later.
JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow shit up and ask questions later.	You got that right.
Ok Sarge, what's your status?	wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless fuck! After I kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!
wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless fuck! After I kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!	But I didn't see...
He's dead. They're both dead. You don't understand what is on this ship. This is a being that kills. That's what he does. That's all he does. And he is very good at it.	Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell me what the hell is going on!
I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.	Look! Just get everyone together, get off the ship... and then blow it to kingdom fucking come! That's the only way you're going to live.
I need to know what you know about this guy.	Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.
Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.	Not an option. I'm going to hunt this son of a bitch down.
Jesus, Sarge, what is this thing?	Teach! Where the hell are you?! Where's our visuals?!!
My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology is part of the business. We happen to get along just fine, smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change.	I thought you meant...
I thought you meant...	You thought I meant...too tough to apologize, huh? You must have been a very lonely girl.
You know, this future shit sucks. I'll fucking do it.	You?
You?	Wait around on your asses all day. I'll need a distraction.
His mother was killed before his eyes. That's what drove him insane. It'll work.	That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.
That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.	Eat me.
Rizzo, you okay?	No I'm not okay! I don't know what the hell I'm doing!
No I'm not okay! I don't know what the hell I'm doing!	You're doing fine. I won't let anything happen to you, remember?
Spunky . . .	She broke my fucking nose!
We must assume the machete was an intricate part of the game of hockey.	I'm thinking Rizzo was right.
I'm thinking Rizzo was right.	Thinking with your dick again, Delongpre?
Thinking with your dick again, Delongpre?	Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.
Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.	They are not going anywhere. I cut power to the shuttle.
I feel better. Now how do you fire this damn thing?	Just go! I've a feeling he's right behind us!
Oh, shit. He's going to see us.	Well, do something!
Push off toward us.	Forget her, she's a pain in the ass. Let her hang there.
They're not gonna make it. Close the door before he gets us all.	They'll make it.
They'll make it.	Close the fucking door!
Close the fucking door!	NO!
Now this is getting exciting.	Remember to roll his balls around a bit.
Hey teach! This rock's starting to freeze! Get your ass back hre!	Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it. You won't believe what we found. Adrienne! Stoney!
Oh my God . . . what the hell is . . .	Just get us to the ship!
This is what it means right here.	Small brains make your balls itch?
No.	Teleportation? Some way to beam us the hell out of dodge?
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.	I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.	Come on. You got all these gadgets and shit. Why can't we get inside the right hull, seal up the doors and blow the walkways?
Robot huh?	Kay-em 14.
Kay-em 14.	Barbie from hell...
Barbie from hell...	Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...
Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...	Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie...
Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie...	I'm afraid I cannot assist.
I didn't say I was good at it.	Oh shit! There he is!
I'll never experience my fantasy of three sex droids, two humans, and a Knofflapod. Damn.	Am I in there?
Am I in there?	Sory...
Do I have to?	Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad ass.
Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad ass.	Oh, alright.
Yo, Teach, what the fuck?	We're missing two of the kids!
We're missing two of the kids!	Get your ass back to the shuttle. I'll check it out.
What good will that do?	They can deal with this sort of thing.
They can deal with this sort of thing.	More soldiers?
More soldiers?	Scientists. Very intellegent men.
Scientists. Very intellegent men.	That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's ass at a spelling bee!
Did you bring a check?	What?
What?	Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?
Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?	I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.
I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.	And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.
And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.	You got it.
You got it.	And incidental damages, if any...
And incidental damages, if any...	You got it.
You got it.	And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning crap. Nobody tells me how to run my property.
And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning crap. Nobody tells me how to run my property.	You got it.
You got it.	And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.
And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.	Two cases. And dinner when you land.
Two cases. And dinner when you land.	Try some of this. I made it myself.
Got a pen on you?	Why?
Why?	There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a damn voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.
There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a damn voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.	I don't know if I can do that without a...
I don't know if I can do that without a...	I'm going to hire Quint to kill the fish. I want to see that shark dead.
I'm going to hire Quint to kill the fish. I want to see that shark dead.	Maybe we can save August...
Maybe we can save August...	Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?
Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?	I was acting in the town's best interests...
I was acting in the town's best interests...	The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me. Right there. Whatever it costs.
The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me. Right there. Whatever it costs.	My kids were on that beach...
My kids were on that beach...	Just sign it, Larry.
What the hell?	It's a whale out there.
Ha. City hands. You been counting money. If you had a $5000 net and $2000 worth of fish in it, and along comes Mr. White, and makes it look like a kiddy scissors class has gone to work on it and made paper dolls. If you'd ever worked for a living, you'd know what that means.	Look, I don't need to hear any of this working class hero crap. Some party boat skipper who's killed a few sharks...
Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.	Hell, in the old days we went out with good charts, good sounding lead, and a damn good compass. Nowadays, these kids are afraid to go out without depth finders, radar, radio, electric toothbrush, every stupid thing...
So, what do you think we should do?	I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.
I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.	Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.
Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.	So that's cool with you, then?
So that's cool with you, then?	Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.
Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.	I'm real sorry I had sex with you. I know it wasn't your idea.
I'm real sorry I had sex with you. I know it wasn't your idea.	Whose idea was it?
Whose idea was it?	I'll see you at school, O.K.?
We're getting a stretch limo.	Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.
Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.	You're mad. Why are you mad?

You in trouble?

Yeah.

Okay, enough of this shit.

Alright, asshole.

What are you doing?!!

If the ship goes, so does Jaso.

Rizzo pull the fucking lever!

No.

Damnit to hell, you left me back there to die!

Sergeant? We thought you were...

Yeah, yeah. Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

My god! This is way over your head, pal. We need to call some experts and . . .

I am an expert!

You're a teacher.

Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking head!

What if they're carrying? Did you even check?

Jesus what the hell is that?

That's exactly what we need to find out. Check your orders, Sergeant. I out rank you where discovery is concerned. Now step aside. I have a medical emergency to deal with.

What the hell are you doing?

My job.

Fine, just stay out of my way. Hit it.

ALL I'm saying is dock with Space Lab, couple of hours no more. Let them take a look at our friends.

Not a chance.

JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow shit up and ask questions later.

You got that right.

Ok Sarge, what's your status?

wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless fuck! After I kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!

But I didn't see...

He's dead. They're both dead. You don't understand what is on this ship. This is a being that kills. That's what he does. That's all he does. And he is very good at it.

Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell me what the hell is going on!

I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.

Look! Just get everyone together, get off the ship... and then blow it to kingdom fucking come! That's the only way you're going to live.

I need to know what you know about this guy.

Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.

Not an option. I'm going to hunt this son of a bitch down.

Jesus, Sarge, what is this thing?

Teach! Where the hell are you?! Where's our visuals?!!

My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology is part of the business. We happen to get along just fine, smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change.

I thought you meant...

You thought I meant...too tough to apologize, huh? You must have been a very lonely girl.

You know, this future shit sucks. I'll fucking do it.

You?

Wait around on your asses all day. I'll need a distraction.

His mother was killed before his eyes. That's what drove him insane. It'll work.

That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.

Eat me.

Rizzo, you okay?

No I'm not okay! I don't know what the hell I'm doing!

You're doing fine. I won't let anything happen to you, remember?

Spunky . . .

She broke my fucking nose!

We must assume the machete was an intricate part of the game of hockey.

I'm thinking Rizzo was right.

Thinking with your dick again, Delongpre?

Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.

They are not going anywhere. I cut power to the shuttle.

I feel better. Now how do you fire this damn thing?

Just go! I've a feeling he's right behind us!

Oh, shit. He's going to see us.

Well, do something!

Push off toward us.

Forget her, she's a pain in the ass. Let her hang there.

They're not gonna make it. Close the door before he gets us all.

They'll make it.

Close the fucking door!

NO!

Now this is getting exciting.

Remember to roll his balls around a bit.

Hey teach! This rock's starting to freeze! Get your ass back hre!

Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it. You won't believe what we found. Adrienne! Stoney!

Oh my God . . . what the hell is . . .

Just get us to the ship!

This is what it means right here.

Small brains make your balls itch?

No.

Teleportation? Some way to beam us the hell out of dodge?

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I'm just saying.

Come on. You got all these gadgets and shit. Why can't we get inside the right hull, seal up the doors and blow the walkways?

Robot huh?

Kay-em 14.

Barbie from hell...

Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...

Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie...

I'm afraid I cannot assist.

I didn't say I was good at it.

Oh shit! There he is!

I'll never experience my fantasy of three sex droids, two humans, and a Knofflapod. Damn.

Am I in there?

Sory...

Do I have to?

Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad ass.

Oh, alright.

Yo, Teach, what the fuck?

We're missing two of the kids!

Get your ass back to the shuttle. I'll check it out.

What good will that do?

They can deal with this sort of thing.

More soldiers?

Scientists. Very intellegent men.

That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's ass at a spelling bee!

Did you bring a check?

What?

Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?

I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.

And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.

You got it.

And incidental damages, if any...

You got it.

And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning crap. Nobody tells me how to run my property.

You got it.

And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.

Two cases. And dinner when you land.

Try some of this. I made it myself.

Got a pen on you?

Why?

There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a damn voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.

I don't know if I can do that without a...

I'm going to hire Quint to kill the fish. I want to see that shark dead.

Maybe we can save August...

Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?

I was acting in the town's best interests...

The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me. Right there. Whatever it costs.

My kids were on that beach...

Just sign it, Larry.

What the hell?

It's a whale out there.

Ha. City hands. You been counting money. If you had a $5000 net and $2000 worth of fish in it, and along comes Mr. White, and makes it look like a kiddy scissors class has gone to work on it and made paper dolls. If you'd ever worked for a living, you'd know what that means.

Look, I don't need to hear any of this working class hero crap. Some party boat skipper who's killed a few sharks...

Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Hell, in the old days we went out with good charts, good sounding lead, and a damn good compass. Nowadays, these kids are afraid to go out without depth finders, radar, radio, electric toothbrush, every stupid thing...

So, what do you think we should do?

I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.

Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.

So that's cool with you, then?

Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.

I'm real sorry I had sex with you. I know it wasn't your idea.

Whose idea was it?

I'll see you at school, O.K.?

We're getting a stretch limo.

Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.

You're mad. Why are you mad?