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...thank you.
Thank you for what? What are you thanking me for Adele?
Thank you for what? What are you thanking me for Adele?
...I don't know.
...I don't know.
Well Adele... it was for... ...saving your fucking life back there!
...and I think I know why.
Why?
Why?
Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.
Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.
This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?
This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?
Look, fuck the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.
Look, fuck the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.
A book on the warehouse murders?
A book on the warehouse murders?
A book on some of the most infamous murderers in America. I want to go to where they lived and where they killed and I want you to photograph it.
What I'm thinking is, we can drop down through Tennessee, across Arkansas and into Texas, from there it's a straight shot into California. "We don't stop... until we hit the fucking ocean."
It's about fucking time, Kessler! I'd just about given up on you.
It's about fucking time, Kessler! I'd just about given up on you.
We don't have enough money, but we'll figure something out.
Feel sorry for him? Obviously you didn't get a whiff of that sock?
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
Up yours.
Up yours.
I heard that.
Carrie... stop it.
What the fuck is wrong with you Brian!? If you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal fucking killer. He is... for real!
What the fuck is wrong with you Brian!? If you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal fucking killer. He is... for real!
Shut up Carrie, please... just shut up!
He's a killer, Brian... He's fucking insane.
Everybody just shut up!
Darlin' you were 'bout that far from spendin' the night at the morgue. You understand?
He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a bitch!
You were plenty hot.
You sick twisted fuck! You don't know shit about me.
What happened?
Who are you?
Who are you?
His Parole Officer.
His Parole Officer.
Right, I talked to you on the phone. They say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?
Right, I talked to you on the phone. They say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?
Could be.
Could be.
Where would we find him?
Where would we find him?
Hell if I know, crazy son of a bitch said he was thinking of moving to Texas.
Hell if I know, crazy son of a bitch said he was thinking of moving to Texas.
Without his car?
Shit.
Was up bitch?
Well, how was it?
Oh my god, so good. That girl can fuck.
Oh my god, so good. That girl can fuck.
She can fuck?
She can fuck?
Hell yeah. That bitch was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.
Hell yeah. That bitch was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.
Oh shit. How long did it take?
Oh shit. How long did it take?
Did what take?
Did what take?
How long did you fuck her?
And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my god, this girl is a baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And for a second I felt a little bit guilty. You know, because she's young and all. And then I was like, oh shit, that turns me on. I wanna fuck this little baby girl.
I'm telling you Casper. I think I'm getting addicted to that shit.
To what? Virgins?
To what? Virgins?
Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during sex, I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.
Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during sex, I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.
I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.
You mean like fucking two virgins at once.
You mean like fucking two virgins at once.
That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.
That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.
She's probably smash you in the fucking face.
She's probably smash you in the fucking face.
I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.
I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.
Did you tell her that you loved her?
Did you tell her that you loved her?
Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.
You wanna go to Paul's house?
What for? That guys a dick.
What for? That guys a dick.
I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.
I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.
You think he's got any herb?
You think he's got any herb?
I don't know, he quit dealin' but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.
I don't know, he quit dealin' but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.
You think?
You think?
Probably.
Probably.
He lives on 76th?
He lives on 76th?
78th.
78th.
Den less go Joe.
Telly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did she suck your dick?
Did she suck your dick?
A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.
A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.
Why?
Why?
I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a virgin to suck your dick. That's so easy.
I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a virgin to suck your dick. That's so easy.
It is right.
It is right.
I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a virgin suck your dick, that's basic because there's nothing lost.
I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a virgin suck your dick, that's basic because there's nothing lost.
It's no big deal, right?
It's no big deal, right?
Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.
Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.
Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.
Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.
Yep.
Yep.
They're gonna tell their grand kids. That Telly. He sure was good in the sack!
You know like in "The Wonder Twins" they share everything.
The cartoon?
The cartoon?
Yeah. "The Wonder Twins". You know. Activate in the form of, a glass of water.
Yeah. "The Wonder Twins". You know. Activate in the form of, a glass of water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, those guys share everything, right?
Well, those guys share everything, right?
Right.
Right.
And once I saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. Where they lived the other's life for a day. You know those guys share everything, right?
And once I saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. Where they lived the other's life for a day. You know those guys share everything, right?
Right.
Right.
And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl.
And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl.
Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.
Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.
No, I'm serious man. I'm dead ass. Do you wanna try? We could be like the fuckin X-rated "Wonder Twins"!
That girl you boned last year. Remember?
Man I haven't seen her in forever. What the fuck's she up to?
But that's the thing. Girl's like it slow. They like romance. They like things to be sweet and romantic.
Yep.
Yep.
I mean I've been with a lot of girls I know.
I mean I've been with a lot of girls I know.
Yeah me too nigga.
I wanna fuck Darcy.
Who?
Who?
Darcy. Benny's little sister.
Darcy. Benny's little sister.
Oh. You like her?
Oh. You like her?
Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.
Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.
Darcy?
Darcy?
Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent.
Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent.
Yeah. She's only 13.
Yeah. She's only 13.
It's funny. Last weekend at that block party. Remember?
It's funny. Last weekend at that block party. Remember?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched her.
She was handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I watched her eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.
I watched her eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And after about two seconds, I got the biggest hard-on.
I'm not joking. I wanted to take my dick out and start jacking right there. At that point and moment, Darcy was like a vision of perfection.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a virgin.
At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a virgin.
She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.
She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.
I'm gonna fuck her tonight. I swear to God I'm gonna fuck her.
I'm gonna fuck her tonight. I swear to God I'm gonna fuck her.
How are you gonna fuck two virgins in a day? That shits gotta be against the law.
How are you gonna fuck two virgins in a day? That shits gotta be against the law.
I don't care motha fucka. I'll bet you money she fucks me.