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I don't care motha fucka. I'll bet you money she fucks me.
Bet.
I don't understand why you do that.
Why I do what?
Why I do what?
That.
That.
Why I give pennies?
Why I give pennies?
Yeah. Why you give money.
Yeah. Why you give money.
Did you look at that guy? What the fuck. He had no legs. He had no half his lower body. He's gotta shit out of his ribcage.
Did you look at that guy? What the fuck. He had no legs. He had no half his lower body. He's gotta shit out of his ribcage.
That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most fucked up. I notice what you do.
That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most fucked up. I notice what you do.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. You give them money. But if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by.
Whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. You give them money. But if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by.
So.
So.
So. These people live on the same streets. It's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively fucked up. The regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel scum fucks.
So. These people live on the same streets. It's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively fucked up. The regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel scum fucks.
So. You never know when you can end up like that.
So. You never know when you can end up like that.
Right.
Right.
I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a fat cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his ass blew off.
I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a fat cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his ass blew off.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm telling you the truth. And after that, I've always givin' my money to retards. Because that's the reverse of what he did.
So really, it's good luck.
Good luck?
Good luck?
Yeah, good luck. I mean what the fuck. The guy had no legs.
Holy shit man, your mom's got good titties.
Shut the fuck up.
Yo. I'm gonna get buff dude.
You are?
You are?
Yeah. The other day, some sort of Chinese bitch told me I'd look good with muscles.
Casper! Was up kid?
Nothen' B.
Nothen' B.
Where you at?
Where you at?
Right here.
Right here.
Where you goin' tonight?
Where you goin' tonight?
Maybe Nasa. I don't know.
Maybe Nasa. I don't know.
You goin'?
You goin'?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm goin'. You on the list?
I'm goin'. You on the list?
Probably. Fuck that, I'll sneak in. I need some female vagina tonight.
Probably. Fuck that, I'll sneak in. I need some female vagina tonight.
I had a female vagina last night.
No I'm serious. Can I suck your tit? Either of you guys. I don't care.
Yeah me too.
Sup then? Sup?
Come on bitch. Throw your fists up.
Sup. Sup.
Come on nigga. Sup, sup then? Stop faking moves.
Come on nigga. Sup, sup then? Stop faking moves.
I'm gonna fuck you up bitch.
Come on. It'll be fun. We'll just bug out. There should be a bunch of people. It'll be fun I promise.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah. It'll be nice. It'll be a change of pace. That club shit gets boring.
Have you ever had anal intercourse?
No.
Jennie. You've tested positive for the HIV infection.
What?
What?
The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...
The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...
I tested positive?
I tested positive?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But I only had sex with Telly.
Hello.
Hello Paul. Is Telly inside?
Hello Paul. Is Telly inside?
Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?
Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?
It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.
It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.
Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?
Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?
I'm fucking serious. Where's Telly?
I'm fucking serious. Where's Telly?
Telly's not here right now. I believe he went downtown. Casper too.
Telly says was up.
I knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. That dick.
I knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. That dick.
You still mad at him?
You still mad at him?
Of course. How am I gonna forgive him after what he did?!
The pain. The fucking pain!
And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.
And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.
You are being ripped open.
You are being ripped open.
I know.
I know.
Did you bleed?
Did you bleed?
I didn't bleed.
I didn't bleed.
You didn't?
You didn't?
No, I didn't bleed.
Hell yeah. I love. I love sex.
Foreplay. Foreplay.
I hate sucking dick!
Yeah. 'Cause they fucking shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.
Yeah. 'Cause they fucking shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.
And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.
And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.
Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.
Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.
Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.
Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.
And it's like. How much more can I bob here? You know.
Just a lot of crazy shit.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?
Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?
Yeah. Speaking of stupid shit. Him and his ape ass of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid.
Yeah. Speaking of stupid shit. Him and his ape ass of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid.
What happened?
What happened?
I don't know. Just some messy little scrap. You know that bullshit.
I don't know. Just some messy little scrap. You know that bullshit.
Do you know where he went?
Do you know where he went?
I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.
I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.
Who, Benny's little sister?
Who, Benny's little sister?
Yeah. She should be at Nasa tonight. Why you lookin for him? You like him now or sometin'?
Yeah. And sex is just like, yeah let's have sex.
It's like yeah whatever. But when you fuck. You wanna fuck that person. You're like ripping each other's hair out. Ooooh.
I was like yes! I'm going out with him!
That's right. That's why foreplay is better than sex.
That's right. That's why foreplay is better than sex.
Yep.
Yep.
Because he can like climax you up to that...
Yep. That's the best way. It's that boom boom boom.
Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking!
Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking!
Yep.
Yep.
Making love is like.
Making love is like.
Sweet.
Yeah. Mine are my toes. Oh my God if someone sucks my toes I'll come in like ten seconds!
Yeah. It depends. Cause like this one time with Eric, when we got blasted at his house. And Smash J and DJ Flipper was there...
Yeah. It depends. Cause like this one time with Eric, when we got blasted at his house. And Smash J and DJ Flipper was there...
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
And we were blasted, and he must have been dumb horney. And he just pulled me over to the bed. And they were in the room, like getting dressed, like getting ready to go to go to Disco
Yeah. The shit gets wacked. Fifteen minutes.
Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.
Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.
Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.
Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.
Yeah I get bored.
Yeah I get bored.
I start thinking about what I'm gonna eat afterwards.
How can you hang out with Casper? He's such a jerk.
You think so?
You think so?
Yeah. I've always hated that kid. He used to eat glue in like seventh grade.
Yeah. I've always hated that kid. He used to eat glue in like seventh grade.
He still does.
He still does.
I hate 'em.
I hate 'em.
It's not his fault. He had a hard life.
It's not his fault. He had a hard life.
Yeah?
Yeah?
You've heard the stories right?
You've heard the stories right?
No.
Yep.
Holy shit. That's all true?
Holy shit. That's all true?
No. I was just kidding.
No. I was just kidding.
What?!