MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I thought I had to do something.	And?
And?	I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.	And now?
And now?	Curious.
Curious.	About what?
About what?	How a Sandman lives.
Let's have sex. I thought you were curious.	Not about that.
Not about that.	I'm listening.
I'm listening.	I'm afraid to tell you.
I'm afraid to tell you.	I'm not armed. Well?
I'm not armed. Well?	Why is it wrong to run?
Why is it wrong to run?	You shouldn't even think such things... And you picked a strange person to say them to --
You shouldn't even think such things... And you picked a strange person to say them to --	I suppose. But what if you want to live?
I suppose. But what if you want to live?	So? Do what everyone does. Try like hell for renewal.
Now we'll see what this son of a bitch is up to.	Yeah.
Look at all this shit... I know a fence... he'll give us money and get us passports in exchange for this and the car... We can go anywhere.	Alice?
That's not Fred Madison?	No, sir, it's not.
No, sir, it's not.	Who is it?
Who is it?	I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?
I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?	Yeah, Mack?
Yeah, Mack?	Captain... this is some spooky shit we got here.
What the hell is going on?!	I wish I knew.
Beautiful! Smooth as shit from a duck's ass. Let's take a ride.	Whatever you say, Mr. Eddy.
You like pornos?	Pornos?
Pornos?	Yeah. Give ya a boner.
Yeah. Give ya a boner.	No thanks, Mr. Eddy.
Her name is Alice. You know I love that girl to death. If I ever found out somebody was makin' out with her, I'd take this... ...and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his mouth... Then you know what?...	What?
What?	I'd pull the trigger and shoot him right between the eyes.
Sheila, what is it?... What are you doin' here?	You've been fucking somebody else haven't you?
You've been fucking somebody else haven't you?	Sheila...
Sheila...	You fuck me whenever you want... You don't call... Tell me who she is.
There you are! Barnard, you'd better get your things together. We're leaving.	Leaving?
Leaving?	Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!
Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!	When are you going to start?
When are you going to start?	Right this very minute! The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.
Right this very minute! The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.	I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.
I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.	You mean you don't want to go?
You mean you don't want to go?	Well - I'm
Well - I'm	I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?
I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?	Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business
Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business	All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you. How about you?
All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you. How about you?	Oh, no - you don't want to go yet, honey. She'll stick around too. Is that right?
Lucky thing for me you snapped out of it, too. You saved my life. I never could have made it alone.	What was that?
What was that?	was saying
was saying	Can't you shut up? Must you go on babbling like an idiot?
The hell happened?	Hesitated, sir.
Hesitated, sir.	I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your choice of targets.
You shot an eight year old girl.	Uh... yes. Apparently I did, air.
Uh... yes. Apparently I did, air.	The hell were you thinking?
The hell were you thinking?	Well, I dunno. I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.
Well, I dunno. I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.	Obvious? Why don't you and I have a little talk about the obvious... outside.
...touch that.	What the hell...
What the hell...	Kids' game a couple galaxies over.
Kids' game a couple galaxies over.	I guess I lost:
I guess I lost:	You got smeared.
Only the damn guy won't know it.	What happens if I say no?
Little more burn on the perimeter-they weren't roasting smores here. Dig out this hole a little. Cmon, I know it's late, but the sooner we get it right, the sooner we'll all be home.	Kay, I'm sorry...
Kay, I'm sorry...	Don't worry about it. Four-Eyes'll run a track on him. We'll get that son of a... whatever the hell he's the son of.
I wasn't scared...	Oh yeah? The hell you weren't. Little pither just out of school...
Dee. God damn it. I told you to go home.	Kay...
We'll take it from here.	What? Who the hell are you?
What? Who the hell are you?	INS, Washington. Special services.
I'm just saying it was cold. I think she kind of liked me.	She didn't even know you. .
She didn't even know you. .	I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.
I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.	Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time.
Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time.	Hey, I was workin' her. I was workin' my thing.
Hey, I was workin' her. I was workin' my thing.	Just so I understand... you're "thing" is... acting like an idiot? Or is it actually being an idiot? Besides--
Just so I understand... you're "thing" is... acting like an idiot? Or is it actually being an idiot? Besides--	I know, I know. I read the manual. No attachments. We work alone. Blah. blah.
I know, I know. I read the manual. No attachments. We work alone. Blah. blah.	If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it.
If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it.	I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.
I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.	You don't know the half of it.
You don't know the half of it.	What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?
What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?	I taught kindergarten.
I taught kindergarten.	Ha ha. No, really.
Ha ha. No, really.	It was a long time ago.-
He's a slimy little slithering scumwad is what he is.	There's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.
There's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.	There's a god damn good reason.
After I got the shit beat out of me!	And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.
And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.	You coulda told me what you were doing.
You coulda told me what you were doing.	There wasn't time, sport!
I swear to God, that was not here two days ago...	What is it?
What is it?	It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.
It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.	But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?
But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?	Man, hey-- maybe you are an entopologist after all.
What do we do?	What do we do? Lean into it.
What do we do? Lean into it.	What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?	Actually... I don't know.
Kay? What's your 20?	Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?
Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?	I need you in Philadelphia. I got a code 90, in a-high school.
I need you in Philadelphia. I got a code 90, in a-high school.	What the hell is going on?
Well, it wasn't in the jar...	Did it leave?
Did it leave?	Actually, I don't know...
Actually, I don't know...	Oh shit!
Yeah? What's up?	I got a planet check on that bug. It's from way the hell out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system.
I'm setting up a timer. When it goes off tomorrow, take off your bandages and get the hell out of here. But not before then, or you'll --	-- go blind. I know.
Just so you know, I've overridden the vehicle locator. I just wanted to talk to you before Justice --	Justice already knows. Talk to me, John. Tell me what's happening?
Justice already knows. Talk to me, John. Tell me what's happening?	This is all Witwer. He's setting me up.
This is all Witwer. He's setting me up.	Stop. Just wait. Who's the victim?
Stop. Just wait. Who's the victim?	Somebody named Leo Crow.
Somebody named Leo Crow.	And who the hell is that?

I thought I had to do something.

And?

I changed my mind.

And now?

Curious.

About what?

How a Sandman lives.

Let's have sex. I thought you were curious.

Not about that.

I'm listening.

I'm afraid to tell you.

I'm not armed. Well?

Why is it wrong to run?

You shouldn't even think such things... And you picked a strange person to say them to --

I suppose. But what if you want to live?

So? Do what everyone does. Try like hell for renewal.

Now we'll see what this son of a bitch is up to.

Yeah.

Look at all this shit... I know a fence... he'll give us money and get us passports in exchange for this and the car... We can go anywhere.

Alice?

That's not Fred Madison?

No, sir, it's not.

Who is it?

I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?

Yeah, Mack?

Captain... this is some spooky shit we got here.

What the hell is going on?!

I wish I knew.

Beautiful! Smooth as shit from a duck's ass. Let's take a ride.

Whatever you say, Mr. Eddy.

You like pornos?

Pornos?

Yeah. Give ya a boner.

No thanks, Mr. Eddy.

Her name is Alice. You know I love that girl to death. If I ever found out somebody was makin' out with her, I'd take this... ...and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his mouth... Then you know what?...

What?

I'd pull the trigger and shoot him right between the eyes.

Sheila, what is it?... What are you doin' here?

You've been fucking somebody else haven't you?

Sheila...

You fuck me whenever you want... You don't call... Tell me who she is.

There you are! Barnard, you'd better get your things together. We're leaving.

Leaving?

Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!

When are you going to start?

Right this very minute! The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.

I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.

You mean you don't want to go?

Well - I'm

I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?

Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business

All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you. How about you?

Oh, no - you don't want to go yet, honey. She'll stick around too. Is that right?

Lucky thing for me you snapped out of it, too. You saved my life. I never could have made it alone.

What was that?

was saying

Can't you shut up? Must you go on babbling like an idiot?

The hell happened?

Hesitated, sir.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your choice of targets.

You shot an eight year old girl.

Uh... yes. Apparently I did, air.

The hell were you thinking?

Well, I dunno. I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.

Obvious? Why don't you and I have a little talk about the obvious... outside.

...touch that.

What the hell...

Kids' game a couple galaxies over.

I guess I lost:

You got smeared.

Only the damn guy won't know it.

What happens if I say no?

Little more burn on the perimeter-they weren't roasting smores here. Dig out this hole a little. Cmon, I know it's late, but the sooner we get it right, the sooner we'll all be home.

Kay, I'm sorry...

Don't worry about it. Four-Eyes'll run a track on him. We'll get that son of a... whatever the hell he's the son of.

I wasn't scared...

Oh yeah? The hell you weren't. Little pither just out of school...

Dee. God damn it. I told you to go home.

Kay...

We'll take it from here.

What? Who the hell are you?

INS, Washington. Special services.

I'm just saying it was cold. I think she kind of liked me.

She didn't even know you. .

I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.

Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time.

Hey, I was workin' her. I was workin' my thing.

Just so I understand... you're "thing" is... acting like an idiot? Or is it actually being an idiot? Besides--

I know, I know. I read the manual. No attachments. We work alone. Blah. blah.

If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it.

I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.

You don't know the half of it.

What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?

I taught kindergarten.

Ha ha. No, really.

It was a long time ago.-

He's a slimy little slithering scumwad is what he is.

There's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.

There's a god damn good reason.

After I got the shit beat out of me!

And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.

You coulda told me what you were doing.

There wasn't time, sport!

I swear to God, that was not here two days ago...

What is it?

It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.

But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?

Man, hey-- maybe you are an entopologist after all.

What do we do?

What do we do? Lean into it.

What the hell does that mean?

Actually... I don't know.

Kay? What's your 20?

Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?

I need you in Philadelphia. I got a code 90, in a-high school.

What the hell is going on?

Well, it wasn't in the jar...

Did it leave?

Actually, I don't know...

Oh shit!

Yeah? What's up?

I got a planet check on that bug. It's from way the hell out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system.

I'm setting up a timer. When it goes off tomorrow, take off your bandages and get the hell out of here. But not before then, or you'll --

-- go blind. I know.

Just so you know, I've overridden the vehicle locator. I just wanted to talk to you before Justice --

Justice already knows. Talk to me, John. Tell me what's happening?

This is all Witwer. He's setting me up.

Stop. Just wait. Who's the victim?

Somebody named Leo Crow.

And who the hell is that?