MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!	Go where, Ray?
Go where, Ray?	Back to New York for starters.
Back to New York for starters.	And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.
And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.	This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.
This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.	Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.
Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.	Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.
Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.	I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.
I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.	Don't make me take them away from you.
Don't make me take them away from you.	Hey, there's Wilkins!
Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.	Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. Damn thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.
Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. Damn thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.	What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.
What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.	They oughta tear that shit down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.
They oughta tear that shit down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.	Remember what that place looked like on a sunny spring day? More beautiful than any church I was ever in.
I can't eat this.	Why the hell not?
Why the hell not?	I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.
So Ray and Claude got their pardons, right?	No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?
No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?	Oh, right. Well, why didn't they get those pardons?
What's going on here?	I'm afraid I'm gonna have to teach this uppity nigger a lesson in manners.
That watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me. It meant the world to me.	Goddamn it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!
Goddamn it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!	He shoots me, I swear I'll take you with me! I just want to hear you say it.
They castrated him. He can't shoot arrows, he can't piss smoke.	I can't screw. I can't screw.
Hey... Popeye's chicken is ass kickin'!	It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.
It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.	I got energy up the ying-ying. Let's get cracking!
This is intense! And it happens every day? Sometimes twice? I gotta tip my hat to you people!	Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.
Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.	Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.
Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.	Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.
Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.	Well, let's rock and roll.
We had the greatest afternoon of my life until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped ass.	Maybe you love her. But what do I know? I'm baked out of my mind.
What's with all the whoo-whoo noises?	Everything's fine, pop.
Everything's fine, pop.	Last time you said that the renaissance happened.
Last time you said that the renaissance happened.	Please, pop, just go back to your room.
Please, pop, just go back to your room.	Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?
Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?	Sure, pop. Whatever you want.
I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.	C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.
C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.	In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.	You did it for Namath.
You did it for Namath.	Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.
Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.	This is bullshit, man. I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!
This is bullshit, man. I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!	Now you're talking.
No, no, that's not what I said. He can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.	Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock.
Check one-two. Check one-two.	Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.
Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.	He's got 'til midnight tonight, Nicky. You get your ass back up there. You save your father!
Now that was an experience. "You are only coming through in waves." That line blows my mind every time.	Definitely.
Definitely.	I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great shit. What's next?
I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great shit. What's next?	Well, I thought that after messing with your head, I'd give you a little kick in the keester.
You know, I was the one who created Hell.	I know, your wickedness.
I know, your wickedness.	I started slow, though. For years, I was just giving people hot foots. Actually, you can give all the credit for Hell to my first wife; she was the inspiration. She was an ugly one, too. One day, she asked me if I wanted super sex. I said I'll take the soup.
That was amazing. Thanks so much. You didn't have to do that.	That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.
That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.	You think I'm a tourist?
You think I'm a tourist?	I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?
I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?	The South.
The South.	Really?
Really?	Yeah. Deep south. She laughs along with him, not sure why.
Yeah. Deep south. She laughs along with him, not sure why.	Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?	I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.
I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.	My dad's an optometrist.
My dad's an optometrist.	My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.
My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.	I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.
I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.	If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.	Well, I'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out.
This town is really going to hell lately. So what part of the city do you live in?	I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.
I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.	You have a dog? What kind?
You have a dog? What kind?	I'm not sure. I'd ask him, but he's uptown talking to his contacts.
So you're saying, make all pants with a drawstring, then heavier set gals don't have to feel humiliated by telling their waist size in front of the whole store?	Basically, yeah.
Basically, yeah.	Wow. Maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with fat ankles.
Okay, now you gone and done it. You done messed with my business bitch!	Sir, I would prefer if you didn't raise your voice. It's making my muscles tighten.
Fourteen? Fifteen? Your days are running out. How long can you last? A year. Six months? What happens when you're sixteen and you go green?	Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!
Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!	No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here. If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!
No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here. If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!	Shut up! Shut up your damn mouth!
You should've seen me take my last Runner... perfect. I backed him up against a residence pool and when he terminated... his hand... So now you've seen him... what's the difference awake or asleep?	Open your eyes once, idiot. It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!
Open your eyes once, idiot. It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!	Maybe, maybe not. What's the difference? Come on, Logan, let's get out of here before everybody finds out.
What the hell took you so long?	Did you ever see anybody renew?
Did you ever see anybody renew?	I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now stupid questions.
I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now stupid questions.	Did you?
Did you?	Of course.
Of course.	Anybody we know?
Anybody we know?	Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.
Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.	I'm fine... See you...
I'm fine... See you...	At Carousel tonight?
Please... no? You mean "not here" -- that's it? You're a private Available but particular. Don't worry. There's no one here but me. And you.	No. Just no.
No. Just no.	You prefer women?
You prefer women?	No.
No.	Well then...?
Well then...?	Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake.
Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake.	Sad? What made you sad?
Sad? What made you sad?	A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.
A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.	Yes... probably he was renewed?
Yes... probably he was renewed?	He was killed.
He was killed.	Killed? Why do you use that word?
Killed? Why do you use that word?	Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do? Kill.
Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do? Kill.	I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners. Who brought you?
I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners. Who brought you?	Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.
Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.	You felt sad. What's your name?
You felt sad. What's your name?	Jessica.
Jessica.	You're beautiful. Let's have sex.
You're beautiful. Let's have sex.	No.
No.	Later.
Later.	No.
No.	But you put yourself on the circuit!
But you put yourself on the circuit!	I thought I had to do something.

Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!

Go where, Ray?

Back to New York for starters.

And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.

This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.

Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.

Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.

I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.

Don't make me take them away from you.

Hey, there's Wilkins!

Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.

Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. Damn thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.

What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.

They oughta tear that shit down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.

Remember what that place looked like on a sunny spring day? More beautiful than any church I was ever in.

I can't eat this.

Why the hell not?

I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.

So Ray and Claude got their pardons, right?

No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?

Oh, right. Well, why didn't they get those pardons?

What's going on here?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to teach this uppity nigger a lesson in manners.

That watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me. It meant the world to me.

Goddamn it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!

He shoots me, I swear I'll take you with me! I just want to hear you say it.

They castrated him. He can't shoot arrows, he can't piss smoke.

I can't screw. I can't screw.

Hey... Popeye's chicken is ass kickin'!

It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.

I got energy up the ying-ying. Let's get cracking!

This is intense! And it happens every day? Sometimes twice? I gotta tip my hat to you people!

Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.

Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.

Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.

Well, let's rock and roll.

We had the greatest afternoon of my life until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped ass.

Maybe you love her. But what do I know? I'm baked out of my mind.

What's with all the whoo-whoo noises?

Everything's fine, pop.

Last time you said that the renaissance happened.

Please, pop, just go back to your room.

Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?

Sure, pop. Whatever you want.

I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.

C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.

In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.

You did it for Namath.

Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.

This is bullshit, man. I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!

Now you're talking.

No, no, that's not what I said. He can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.

Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock.

Check one-two. Check one-two.

Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.

He's got 'til midnight tonight, Nicky. You get your ass back up there. You save your father!

Now that was an experience. "You are only coming through in waves." That line blows my mind every time.

Definitely.

I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great shit. What's next?

Well, I thought that after messing with your head, I'd give you a little kick in the keester.

You know, I was the one who created Hell.

I know, your wickedness.

I started slow, though. For years, I was just giving people hot foots. Actually, you can give all the credit for Hell to my first wife; she was the inspiration. She was an ugly one, too. One day, she asked me if I wanted super sex. I said I'll take the soup.

That was amazing. Thanks so much. You didn't have to do that.

That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.

You think I'm a tourist?

I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?

The South.

Really?

Yeah. Deep south. She laughs along with him, not sure why.

Why are you laughing?

I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.

My dad's an optometrist.

My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.

I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.

If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Well, I'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out.

This town is really going to hell lately. So what part of the city do you live in?

I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.

You have a dog? What kind?

I'm not sure. I'd ask him, but he's uptown talking to his contacts.

So you're saying, make all pants with a drawstring, then heavier set gals don't have to feel humiliated by telling their waist size in front of the whole store?

Basically, yeah.

Wow. Maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with fat ankles.

Okay, now you gone and done it. You done messed with my business bitch!

Sir, I would prefer if you didn't raise your voice. It's making my muscles tighten.

Fourteen? Fifteen? Your days are running out. How long can you last? A year. Six months? What happens when you're sixteen and you go green?

Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!

No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here. If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!

Shut up! Shut up your damn mouth!

You should've seen me take my last Runner... perfect. I backed him up against a residence pool and when he terminated... his hand... So now you've seen him... what's the difference awake or asleep?

Open your eyes once, idiot. It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!

Maybe, maybe not. What's the difference? Come on, Logan, let's get out of here before everybody finds out.

What the hell took you so long?

Did you ever see anybody renew?

I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now stupid questions.

Did you?

Of course.

Anybody we know?

Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.

I'm fine... See you...

At Carousel tonight?

Please... no? You mean "not here" -- that's it? You're a private Available but particular. Don't worry. There's no one here but me. And you.

No. Just no.

You prefer women?

No.

Well then...?

Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake.

Sad? What made you sad?

A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.

Yes... probably he was renewed?

He was killed.

Killed? Why do you use that word?

Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do? Kill.

I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners. Who brought you?

Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.

You felt sad. What's your name?

Jessica.

You're beautiful. Let's have sex.

No.

Later.

No.

But you put yourself on the circuit!

I thought I had to do something.