MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

Input stringlengths 2 1.52k	Response stringlengths 2 2.76k
I kept thinking about it, what you said... I hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me.	No. Mostly me.
No. Mostly me.	Peter left me yesterday.
Peter left me yesterday.	Left you?
Left you?	No goodbye. No fuck you. No 'Are you in love with George?'
No goodbye. No fuck you. No 'Are you in love with George?'	What did he say?
What did he say?	'I'll be in the bedroom.'
Don't move!	I'm an idiot to have you up there.
What's your deal with Alyssa?	Don't even...I'm there.
Don't even...I'm there.	I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure.	She wouldn't even fucking go out with until she was sixteen. I mean, that's not even a rule, just her own thing. She like figures things out on her own and then that's it.
What the fuck?	Everything happens for a reason. That's what my dad said.
Everything happens for a reason. That's what my dad said.	Then you tell me, what just happened?
Then you tell me, what just happened?	The payoff.
They ain't men, Mae Rose. They're convicts. And nigger convicts to boot. Can you say nigger?	Nagger?
Nagger?	No, nigger.
No, nigger.	Nigger.
Nigger.	That's my girl.
Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even murder.	It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.
It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.	Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?
Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?	You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.
Come on, daddy-o. You haven't said a word since we started. Least you could do is make some friendly conversation.	Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.
Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.	Start your job? What kind of job?
Start your job? What kind of job?	Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.
Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.	That's some long green.
That's some long green.	Damn straight, it is. I got my own set of keys because I'm supposed to open up. So if I ain't there 8 a.m. Monday morning, there's gonna be hell to pay.
Alright. You want some pie?	Yeah, I want some pie.
Yeah, I want some pie.	Okay then, I'm gonna walk over to that counter and get us some fucking pie.
Hey, Ray. I've been looking for you.	Here I am.
Here I am.	Guess we better get going, huh?
Guess we better get going, huh?	Still got that ten dollars?
Still got that ten dollars?	Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. God-fearing girl. Her name's Sylvia.
Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. God-fearing girl. Her name's Sylvia.	That jelly you were talking to right here?
That jelly you were talking to right here?	She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short...
She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short...	So you made a generous contribution.
So you made a generous contribution.	What can I say? When the spirit moves me.
What can I say? When the spirit moves me.	That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got fucked tonight.
That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got fucked tonight.	What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?	While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.
While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.	You lost all our money in a card game?
You lost all our money in a card game?	He even got my daddy's watch.
He even got my daddy's watch.	Fuck that cheap-ass watch -- I mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?
Fuck that cheap-ass watch -- I mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?	We've still got 36 cases of rum. That's better than money.
Man, this is gonna delay everything. Spanky's gonna be pissed.	Spanky's gonna be pissed? Poor Spanky. Fuck Spanky! What the hell kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now.
Spanky's gonna be pissed? Poor Spanky. Fuck Spanky! What the hell kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now.	If it wasn't for me, you'd be washing up on the beach at Coney Island right now. "I need all my thumbs and fingers for praying and doing good."
I kinda lost track of how many people we killed that night. Must have been 15 or twenty -- not counting women and children. It was a real bloodbath. All that screaming...	Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't kill nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.
Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't kill nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.	He just blocked it out. Nigger's crazy. He's the one who did all the stabbing. He's capable of some heinous shit. How 'bout him down there?
You want out of this place, don't you? Don't tell me you're starting to like it here.	No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but ass. Male ass! Balls and ass! Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.
No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but ass. Male ass! Balls and ass! Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.	What does that mean?
What does that mean?	Forget it.
Forget it.	I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.
I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.	Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our asses through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me.
What's up, Ray?	Claude.
Claude.	Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?
Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?	What do you want, Claude?
What do you want, Claude?	What do I want? What makes you think I want something?
What do I want? What makes you think I want something?	My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.
My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.	Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --
Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --	Cut the bullshit. What do you want, Claude?
Cut the bullshit. What do you want, Claude?	You still got that map?
You still got that map?	Yeah.
Yeah.	Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.
Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.	We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?
We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?	Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --
Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --	On your behalf. What happened to we?
On your behalf. What happened to we?	The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?
The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?	Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.
Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.	Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.
Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.	You know what, Claude? This whole time we've been down here, you've done nothing but think about yourself, acting like this whole thing is my fault. That plan with your cousin, did that include me?
No.	At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- shit-don't-stink-Banks. You got a lot to learn about friendship.
At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- shit-don't-stink-Banks. You got a lot to learn about friendship.	Does that mean I'm in?
Does that mean I'm in?	I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft.
I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft.	What'd you say?
What'd you say?	I said you're soft.
I said you're soft.	Don't call me that. You know I hate it when you call me that.
You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?	Cookie didn't draw it. I did.
Cookie didn't draw it. I did.	You drew this?!
You drew this?!	I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.
I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.	That gripes my soul, man. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There is shit nibbling at my balls! Don't tell me you don't know where we're going!
All right, man, just settle down. We'll get outta here, Claude. We'll get outta here real soon.	How the fuck are we gonna do that, Ray?!
What you're dealing with here is a complete lack of talent.	I'm sick of watching Camp 12 win the championship. Every year they get to roast the victory pig and we get dick. This year I want that pig.
One of the new kids said they're farming those acres just north of the swamp. He said he saw a crop duster flying around the place.	I'm not in the mood right now, Ray.
I'm not in the mood right now, Ray.	He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.
He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.	They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your stupid, fucked-up plans right now.
They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your stupid, fucked-up plans right now.	I don't see you coming up with any plans.
I don't see you coming up with any plans.	My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?
My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?	Crop duster.
Crop duster.	I ain't getting in no airplane with you. I'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. They threw us in this shithole for life. Don't you get it, Ray? We're gonna die here! Might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging.
My daddy died in prison. He gave up hope and hung himself. What you're talking about is the same damn thing. That ain't how I'm going.	Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block.
Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block.	Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.
Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.	Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson.
I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.	That was five years ago.
That was five years ago.	I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.
I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.	We're not talking, you're talking, and doing too damn much of it, if you ask me.
What the hell are you doing?	Don't touch that car.
Damn, it was getting hot in there.	What the hell are you doing in that trunk?!
What the hell are you doing in that trunk?!	You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?
You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?	I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.
I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.	Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.
Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.	You ain't getting out of that trunk.
You ain't getting out of that trunk.	Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!

I kept thinking about it, what you said... I hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me.

No. Mostly me.

Peter left me yesterday.

Left you?

No goodbye. No fuck you. No 'Are you in love with George?'

What did he say?

'I'll be in the bedroom.'

Don't move!

I'm an idiot to have you up there.

What's your deal with Alyssa?

Don't even...I'm there.

I wasn't sure.

She wouldn't even fucking go out with until she was sixteen. I mean, that's not even a rule, just her own thing. She like figures things out on her own and then that's it.

What the fuck?

Everything happens for a reason. That's what my dad said.

Then you tell me, what just happened?

The payoff.

They ain't men, Mae Rose. They're convicts. And nigger convicts to boot. Can you say nigger?

Nagger?

No, nigger.

Nigger.

That's my girl.

Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even murder.

It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.

Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?

You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.

Come on, daddy-o. You haven't said a word since we started. Least you could do is make some friendly conversation.

Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.

Start your job? What kind of job?

Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.

That's some long green.

Damn straight, it is. I got my own set of keys because I'm supposed to open up. So if I ain't there 8 a.m. Monday morning, there's gonna be hell to pay.

Alright. You want some pie?

Yeah, I want some pie.

Okay then, I'm gonna walk over to that counter and get us some fucking pie.

Hey, Ray. I've been looking for you.

Here I am.

Guess we better get going, huh?

Still got that ten dollars?

Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. God-fearing girl. Her name's Sylvia.

That jelly you were talking to right here?

She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short...

So you made a generous contribution.

What can I say? When the spirit moves me.

That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got fucked tonight.

What are you talking about?

While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.

You lost all our money in a card game?

He even got my daddy's watch.

Fuck that cheap-ass watch -- I mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?

We've still got 36 cases of rum. That's better than money.

Man, this is gonna delay everything. Spanky's gonna be pissed.

Spanky's gonna be pissed? Poor Spanky. Fuck Spanky! What the hell kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now.

If it wasn't for me, you'd be washing up on the beach at Coney Island right now. "I need all my thumbs and fingers for praying and doing good."

I kinda lost track of how many people we killed that night. Must have been 15 or twenty -- not counting women and children. It was a real bloodbath. All that screaming...

Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't kill nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.

He just blocked it out. Nigger's crazy. He's the one who did all the stabbing. He's capable of some heinous shit. How 'bout him down there?

You want out of this place, don't you? Don't tell me you're starting to like it here.

No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but ass. Male ass! Balls and ass! Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.

What does that mean?

Forget it.

I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.

Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our asses through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me.

What's up, Ray?

Claude.

Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?

What do you want, Claude?

What do I want? What makes you think I want something?

My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.

Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --

Cut the bullshit. What do you want, Claude?

You still got that map?

Yeah.

Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.

We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?

Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --

On your behalf. What happened to we?

The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?

Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.

Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.

You know what, Claude? This whole time we've been down here, you've done nothing but think about yourself, acting like this whole thing is my fault. That plan with your cousin, did that include me?

No.

At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- shit-don't-stink-Banks. You got a lot to learn about friendship.

Does that mean I'm in?

I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft.

What'd you say?

I said you're soft.

Don't call me that. You know I hate it when you call me that.

You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?

Cookie didn't draw it. I did.

You drew this?!

I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.

That gripes my soul, man. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There is shit nibbling at my balls! Don't tell me you don't know where we're going!

All right, man, just settle down. We'll get outta here, Claude. We'll get outta here real soon.

How the fuck are we gonna do that, Ray?!

What you're dealing with here is a complete lack of talent.

I'm sick of watching Camp 12 win the championship. Every year they get to roast the victory pig and we get dick. This year I want that pig.

One of the new kids said they're farming those acres just north of the swamp. He said he saw a crop duster flying around the place.

I'm not in the mood right now, Ray.

He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.

They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your stupid, fucked-up plans right now.

I don't see you coming up with any plans.

My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?

Crop duster.

I ain't getting in no airplane with you. I'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. They threw us in this shithole for life. Don't you get it, Ray? We're gonna die here! Might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging.

My daddy died in prison. He gave up hope and hung himself. What you're talking about is the same damn thing. That ain't how I'm going.

Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block.

Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.

Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson.

I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.

That was five years ago.

I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.

We're not talking, you're talking, and doing too damn much of it, if you ask me.

What the hell are you doing?

Don't touch that car.

Damn, it was getting hot in there.

What the hell are you doing in that trunk?!

You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?

I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.

Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.

You ain't getting out of that trunk.

Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!