MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth.	Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.
Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.	No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.
No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.	But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.
But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.	He's not dead, you idiot. He lives in Florida. Now, shut up and let me finish.
What about you, Buddy?	Well, I was hoping to get my balls licked.
What the hell are you doing?	Just wait, you'll see.
Got a problem with that?	Yeah, bitch, give me my apple. What's gotten into you?
What the hell?!	It's not what is looks like. She's having a breakdown. Help me get her to her room.
Who's first? Anyone like a wing?	Yours, or the turkeys?
Yours, or the turkeys?	I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?
I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?	That's it. I'm gonna put my food in your ass. I should warn you, I'm a black belt in karate.
Oh shit, you gonna take that?	What?
What?	What she said about your mother?
Now you're being rude, Shorty.	Washington is full of cornpone country pussy -- just ask Jesse Jackson.
What a bitch!	It's the influence of all those family films. Right, Mom? Hey, Mom??...
It's the influence of all those family films. Right, Mom? Hey, Mom??...	Mrs. Sutphin?
Mrs. Sutphin?	Mother?
Mother?	0h, shit!
0h, shit!	You don't think...
You don't think...	She wouldn't...
I can't believe Mr. Stubbins is dead.	You said you hated him.
You said you hated him.	Well... he was an asshole... but he didn't deserve to die!
Carl's a jerk!	He certainly drives like a jerk.
I'm happy too and we want you to be happy.	I'm so happy I could shit.
I'm so happy I could shit.	CHIP! You know how much I hate the brown word!
Hello.	Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Is this the Cocksucker residence?	Goddamn you! STOP CALLING HERE!
Goddamn you! STOP CALLING HERE!	Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?	You bitch!
You bitch!	Let me check the zip - 212 Fuck you?
Let me check the zip - 212 Fuck you?	The police are tracing your call right this minute.
The police are tracing your call right this minute.	Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then, Fuck-Face?
Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then, Fuck-Face?	FUCK YOU!
I know it's hard but we need the exact words.	Alright, I'll try... "Cocksucker". That's what she calls me.
Alright, I'll try... "Cocksucker". That's what she calls me.	Listen to your dirty mouth, you fucking whore!
Listen to your dirty mouth, you fucking whore!	GODDAMN YOU!
Just a half-a-cup. Hello, Dottie. I'm so sorry to hear of your troubles...	It's not fair!!
It's not fair!!	Are those pussy-willows?
I'm stoodup! I'll kill that bastard!	Don't say words unless you mean them, Misty.
Damn these yellow-jackets! I hate 'em!	Always something isn't it? Can I help you?
Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?	Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.
Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.	Who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm not saying I know people think you're a bitch, I'm saying I know what you mean. And I don't even know that people think you're a bitch. Do they?	I feel like they do.
I feel like they do.	Hmm. Well, maybe you are. Really, I wouldn't pay much attention.
Does it bother you?	Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.
Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.	Well... are you self-conscious about it?
Well... are you self-conscious about it?	I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen.
I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen.	Why do you say I'm self-conscious?
Why do you say I'm self-conscious?	Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?
Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?	What?
What?	They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.
They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.	My therapist said that --
My therapist said that --	You're in therapy?
You're in therapy?	Aren't you?
Aren't you?	Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible...
Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible...	So you don't believe in therapy?
So you don't believe in therapy?	I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.
I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.	Well, my therapist knows me intimately.
Well, my therapist knows me intimately.	You had sex with you therapist?
You had sex with you therapist?	Of course not.
Of course not.	Oh, see, I meant someone you've had sex with. That's part of the theory.
Oh, see, I meant someone you've had sex with. That's part of the theory.	Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?
Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?	Well, I wasn't always impotent.
So since I've never had sex with you, by your own advice I shouldn't accept your advice.	That's correct. Bit of a dilemma, isn't it?
What... what are these interviews about?	The... interviews are about sex, Ann.
The... interviews are about sex, Ann.	About sex?
About sex?	Yes.
Yes.	What about sex?
What about sex?	Everything about sex.
Everything about sex.	Like what?
Like what?	Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of.
Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of.	You just ask them questions?
You just ask them questions?	Yes.
Yes.	And they just answer them?
And they just answer them?	Mostly. Sometimes they do things.
Mostly. Sometimes they do things.	To you?
To you?	No, not to me, for me, for the camera.
No, not to me, for me, for the camera.	I don't... why... why do you do this?
I don't... why... why do you do this?	I'm sorry this came up.
I'm sorry this came up.	This is just... so...
This is just... so...	Maybe you want to go.
Maybe you want to go.	Yes, I do.
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking".	I know.
I know.	You know?
You know?	Yes.
Yes.	How did you know?
How did you know?	She said it on her tape.
She said it on her tape.	Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me?	Ann, when would I have told you? We were not speaking, if you recall.
Did you have sex before you were married?	Yes.
Yes.	Did the person you made love with satisfy you more than your husband?
Can't.	You said you weren't always impotent.
You said you weren't always impotent.	That's correct.
That's correct.	So you have had sex.
So you have had sex.	Yes.
Yes.	Who was the last person you had sex with?
Who was the last person you had sex with?	Her name was Elizabeth.
Her name was Elizabeth.	So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?
So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?	No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem.
No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem.	What was the problem?

No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth.

Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.

No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.

But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.

He's not dead, you idiot. He lives in Florida. Now, shut up and let me finish.

What about you, Buddy?

Well, I was hoping to get my balls licked.

What the hell are you doing?

Just wait, you'll see.

Got a problem with that?

Yeah, bitch, give me my apple. What's gotten into you?

What the hell?!

It's not what is looks like. She's having a breakdown. Help me get her to her room.

Who's first? Anyone like a wing?

Yours, or the turkeys?

I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?

That's it. I'm gonna put my food in your ass. I should warn you, I'm a black belt in karate.

Oh shit, you gonna take that?

What?

What she said about your mother?

Now you're being rude, Shorty.

Washington is full of cornpone country pussy -- just ask Jesse Jackson.

What a bitch!

It's the influence of all those family films. Right, Mom? Hey, Mom??...

Mrs. Sutphin?

Mother?

0h, shit!

You don't think...

She wouldn't...

I can't believe Mr. Stubbins is dead.

You said you hated him.

Well... he was an asshole... but he didn't deserve to die!

Carl's a jerk!

He certainly drives like a jerk.

I'm happy too and we want you to be happy.

I'm so happy I could shit.

CHIP! You know how much I hate the brown word!

Hello.

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Goddamn you! STOP CALLING HERE!

Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?

You bitch!

Let me check the zip - 212 Fuck you?

The police are tracing your call right this minute.

Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then, Fuck-Face?

FUCK YOU!

I know it's hard but we need the exact words.

Alright, I'll try... "Cocksucker". That's what she calls me.

Listen to your dirty mouth, you fucking whore!

GODDAMN YOU!

Just a half-a-cup. Hello, Dottie. I'm so sorry to hear of your troubles...

It's not fair!!

Are those pussy-willows?

I'm stoodup! I'll kill that bastard!

Don't say words unless you mean them, Misty.

Damn these yellow-jackets! I hate 'em!

Always something isn't it? Can I help you?

Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?

Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.

Who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?

Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm not saying I know people think you're a bitch, I'm saying I know what you mean. And I don't even know that people think you're a bitch. Do they?

I feel like they do.

Hmm. Well, maybe you are. Really, I wouldn't pay much attention.

Does it bother you?

Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.

Well... are you self-conscious about it?

I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen.

Why do you say I'm self-conscious?

Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?

What?

They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.

My therapist said that --

You're in therapy?

Aren't you?

Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible...

So you don't believe in therapy?

I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.

Well, my therapist knows me intimately.

You had sex with you therapist?

Of course not.

Oh, see, I meant someone you've had sex with. That's part of the theory.

Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?

Well, I wasn't always impotent.

So since I've never had sex with you, by your own advice I shouldn't accept your advice.

That's correct. Bit of a dilemma, isn't it?

What... what are these interviews about?

The... interviews are about sex, Ann.

About sex?

Yes.

What about sex?

Everything about sex.

Like what?

Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of.

You just ask them questions?

Yes.

And they just answer them?

Mostly. Sometimes they do things.

To you?

No, not to me, for me, for the camera.

I don't... why... why do you do this?

I'm sorry this came up.

This is just... so...

Maybe you want to go.

Yes, I do.

John and Cynthia have been... "fucking".

I know.

You know?

Yes.

How did you know?

She said it on her tape.

Why didn't you tell me?

Ann, when would I have told you? We were not speaking, if you recall.

Did you have sex before you were married?

Yes.

Did the person you made love with satisfy you more than your husband?

Can't.

You said you weren't always impotent.

That's correct.

So you have had sex.

Yes.

Who was the last person you had sex with?

Her name was Elizabeth.

So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?

No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem.

What was the problem?