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Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Teacher: whoever answers ............. | Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My mom won't let me eat while using her laptop anymore... | Because when she caught me stroganoff I dropped my pennes on the keyboard. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The electromagnetic wave arrived at the hotel, when the hotelier asks... | "Do you have any baggage to check in?" - "No, I'm traveling light." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I fell asleep at a party | I fell asleep at a party the other night and someone put a teabag in my mouth. I went fuckin mental. No one treats me like a mug |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My gay friend really despises of fruit | He cannot stand the sight of a mango. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man and a blonde woman in a swimsuit are stranded on a deserted island. | The woman asks the man, "When was the last time you had a smoke?", she then unzips her swimsuit a little and pulls out a cigar, the man replies, "Thank you", and takes the cigar. Soon after, the woman asks the man, "When was the last time you had a drink?", she then unzips her swimsuit halfway down and pulls out a can of beer, the man replies, "Thank you my dear", and takes the can of beer. When the man had finished the beer, the woman unzips her swimsuit nearly all the way down and asks the man, "When was the last time you played around?" The man replied, "You wouldn't have a set of golf clubs in there would you?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | New bike | A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk. "If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone. So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out. At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the fucking pots! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why was the diamond depressed? | He had been under a lot of pressure lately. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I finally got the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke | The chicken dies and goes to the other side... it took me 19 years to get that joke... |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I got asked why I don't have a girlfriend... | "Don't need one" I replied "My bank account goes down on me everyday" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Pirate walks into a bar | Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says "Hey Mr. Pirate, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" Pirate says "Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. | - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: - Gorgonzola! - Wait, it is not on yet. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I tried to give myself a sex change... | ...but I couldn't pull it off. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Chinese torture | A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? | He was outstanding in his field. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? | My date didn't laugh at my jokes. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Did you hear about the Italian that died? | He pasta way |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? | Because you're sitting on the deck... |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? | I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | FOUND Lady’s purse left in my car while parked. | A classified ad in the paper: FOUND Lady’s purse left in my car while parked. The owner can have same by paying for this ad. If she will explain to my wife how the purse got in my car, I will pay for the ad. Phone 555-xxx-7610. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A programmer goes shopping | A room mate asked his friend who is a programmer to go shopping. "hey, can you buy a bottle of milk? Oh and if they have eggs, buy 12" So the programmer went shopping. When he got back, he bought 12 bottle of milk and his room mate asked "why the heck did you bought 12 bottle of milk?!" The programmer responded. "they have eggs" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Miss France just won Miss Universe | The French finally won something. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Doctor: Hi, how are you? | Patient: I'm well thanks. Doctor: Then get the fuck out. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between a bag of coke and a toddler | Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out a window |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man's adoptive daughter begins to get sexually attracted to her father... | A man's adoptive daughter begins to get sexually attracted to her father. She starts to advance on him slowly, starting with slightly skimpier clothing, and slowly moving on to blatant flirting and leaving nudes around the house. One day, the father is climbing up the stairs when he hears a strange noise. Under further investigation, it seemed like the noise was coming from his daughter's room. He opened the door to find his daughter naked on the bed, pleasuring herself. She looks at him, only mildly startled, and continues to touch herself. "Please fuck me, Dad. I'm so horny." She sits up and spreads her legs. Her father, having been resisting temptation for months, finally caves. He rushes over and shoves her down back onto the bed. He undos his belt, unzips his pants, and leans in to whisper seductively: "Hi horny, I'm Dad." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Tom dies and wakes up in a strange place. | He looks around and sees beautiful surroundings, as if he's at a 5 star resort. A man in a red outfit walks up to him and says, "Hey buddy, welcome to Hell! I'm the Devil!" Tom looks around, confused. "Um...I didn't think this was going to be what hell looks like?" The Devil says, "Oh, those bible thumpers on Earth are always giving this place a bad name. This place is great! We have different stuff going on all the time. All that stuff they tell you is a sin. Like today's Monday. You like to drink, right?" Tom says, "Yeah, I like to drink..." The Devil says, "You're gonna love Mondays. Monday is drinking day! You can drink and drink, get completely wasted, and the next day you wake up, no hangover, nothing! You like to eat, right?" Tom starts to get more excited. He says, "Yeah I like to eat!" The Devil says, "You're going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is food day! We got these great chefs and they make tons of great food. You eat and eat, stuff yourself like a glutton, and you never gain weight! You like drugs, right?" "Hell yeah!" says Tom. "Man, I tell ya, you're gonna love Wednesdays. Wednesday is drug day. Any drug you want, as much as you want, you can get completely fucked up and it doesn't matter because you're dead! Hey, you like getting fucked in the ass, right?" Tom says, "Uh- no....." The Devil says, "Ohhhhh- you're gonna hate Thursdays..." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Trump's wives were immigrants. | Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why don't you ever see a crow as roadkill? | They always have another crow as a lookout saying "car, car, car" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Breaking news...Justin Trudeau just announced a plan to build a wall between the US and Canada, with the US paying for the fence. | ...yeah just as fucking stupid as as it sounds:( |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 | A perfect 10, but completely imaginary. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback | Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. | Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says "You get to choose which place you want to go to. I'll show you each place today and you can sleep on it and decide tomorrow." So he takes them to heaven and everybody's sitting on gold jeweled thrones playing harps and singing God's praises. They both say "Oh, this looks good." But St. Peter insists on bringing them to the other place. The Devil answers the door and brings them to a big banquet hall with every kind of food and delicacy to choose from-- steak and lobster and caviar and fresh vegetables and fruits. The wine is flowing, and there's plenty of coke, and there are some gorgeous women who seem interested in the 2 politicians. All their friends are there singing and dancing and telling jokes. Then they leave and go to sleep outside the Pearly Gates for the night. The next morning St. Peter asks "Well, which place do you want?" They say "Well, heaven is a really nice place. But I think we'll be more comfortable down in hell with my friends." So St. Peter brings them down to hell. The Devil answers the door. There are all these people standing in excrement up to their butts, drinking coffee. Then the Devil says "Okay, coffee break's over, go back to standing on your heads now." The politicians get mad, "Why did you deceive us, St. Peter?" they ask. St. Pete Says "This is the Devil's place. Talk to him about it." So they turn to the Devil and say "That's not fair. Why did you deceive us?" The Devil says "Yesterday we were campaigning. This morning you voted for us." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | North Korea bans sarcasm | What a great idea! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man walks into a restaurant and is told that there will be an estimated hour of waiting for a table | The man responds to this news by asking "Do you know who I am?" Not recognizing him, the host immediately gives him the next available table in order to make it seem like he does. "Does this table meet your expectations?" Says the host. The man again replies "Do you know who I am?" Once again not knowing who the man is, the host directs him to the nearest booth. After a few minutes of waiting, the man is visited by the waitress. "Hello, may I take your order?" She asks, politely. The man once again asks "Do you know who I am?" with more of an attitude. The waitress does not recognize him either, and simply takes his menu back and says "I'm incredibly sorry sir" After more waiting, the man is given the finest dish the chef has ever prepared. After finishing the delicious meal, he is presented with the bill. After receiving it, he asks for the final time "Do you know who I am?" "Of course. Sorry sir, it's on the house." The waitress replies. After he leaves the restaurant, the host says to the waitress "Do you know who that man was? He sounded like he was kind of a big deal." The waitress replies "No, but if he was important, why didn't we know him?" The two then go back to work as if nothing happenied. Meanwhile, outside the restaurant, the man sighs and says to himself, "Why won't anyone help me with my amnesia." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A journalisy doing an article about life in prison | He asks inmates about their daily routine Prisoner1: i wake up eat,exercice, do laundry and take a shower Prisoner2: i wake up read a book eat and after that i do laundry Prisoner3: i wake up take a shower, eat and take a walk. The journalist then asks him, dont you do laundry like the others? Prisoner3 smiling : no silly, im laundry. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? | A chemystery. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Just got back from Chernobyl | And boy are my legs arms! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A sodium ion went to rob a bank. | It was charged, without a doubt. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The story of a man and his pregnant wife | My wife is prego, but we like to get kinky anyway. One night things begin to get particularly saucy - I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights. It's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period, I look up at her glassy, jarred facial expression. Worried, I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital, she's still bleeding. By the time we get there she's not bleeding much more but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent, almost in a vegetative state. We storm into the emergency room and explain everything to the nearest doctor. The doctor replies, "Sorry, there is nothing we can do." "WHY THE FUCK NOT??" I exclaim. "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did the Kool-aid man say about Donald Trump's proposal? | OH Yeaaaaaaa! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A woman gets on a bus with her baby | The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | You know what the worst part is about dating a Japanese girl? | If I ever decide to break up with her I will have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A girl lobster meets a crab boy... | ...they quickly hit it off and start dating. Unfortunately, the girl lobsters father is dead set against interspecies relationships and tells his daughter "If you keep seeing that crab boy, I'm cutting you off, no daughter of mine will be with a 'sideways walker', I will not stand for it." Upset, the girl lobster tells her crab boyfriend about her fathers feelings about 'sideways walkers', the boy crab in love with the girl lobster resolves that he will learn to walk forwards and backwards to prove his love and win her fathers blessing. He practices for weeks and finally overcomes his natural urge to walk sideways. Ready to show his true loves father that love conquers all he arrived at the girl lobsters house. As he is making his way up the sidewalk, in a perfectly straight forward line he hears from inside the house "that does it Lola, (girl lobsters name apparently) that good for nothing crab is here, and he's already drunk." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. | Only a fraction of people will find this funny. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Today I went to the protest | The protesters aren't going to mace themselves |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Two, but how in the hell did they get in there? |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I" | Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... | because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | If there's a sock on my doorknob... | It means I'm having sex with the other one. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A country that shares borderlines with 10 other countries cannot be entered | because it is made of limits |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Mike Rowe Penis | Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two guys sit at a bar... | One says to the other "I've got really bad news." "What is it?", the friend replies. "I'm HIV positive". "Really?!, that's terrible. Is there anything I can do?". "Yea, can you tell your wife as soon as you get home". |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children | Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents .... |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are | Remarkable |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. | This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Next time somebody calls your home phone... | Say "Can I call you back? I'm driving." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man asked me, which is worse, ignorance or apathy? | I told him, "I don't know, and I don't care." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? | You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I called the ASPCA hotline to tell them I'd just found six Badgers in a suitcase by the side of the road | "Are they moving?" asked the operator "Not sure" I replied "But that would explain the suitcase" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Pasteurize: | Too far to see. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? | Vaporeon |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Going to work | My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters gear, the bastard said I was fired. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? | They both love to crack open a cold one. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A dog went to a telegram office | Took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "but that would make no sense at all!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, | but you could see it a whole lot better. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Whats more offensive than black face? | Orange face. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A lady goes to her priest one day... | ... and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots that used to live in a house of ill repute, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hoo-kers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hoo-kers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. | He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Photons aren't Catholic. | No mass. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My girlfriend told me I look "uncool" with a bike helmet on.. | Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... | But I soon realized that toucan play at that game |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | It's an obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... | But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it | It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? | Because everyone would get the same Marx. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Got in a fight with my boner this morning; | Don't worry i beat it single handedly. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? | A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a horse with a horn and no balls? | A Eunuchorn |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? | He was tired of Haulin' Oats |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Redditors are like alchemists. | They try to turn their nonsense into gold. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? | Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? | 1 less drunk |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. | If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was “fill in the blank” and the last question read, “Old MacDonald had a_____.” Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. “Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?” Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, “Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM.” “Oh yeah,” said Bubba, “I remember now.” he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?” “You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy,” hissed Tiny, “farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O’.” |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a Nazi cetacean? | Adolfin. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... | ...but it's starting to grow on me. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why is it so loud in Costco? | Everything comes in high volumes. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | [Long]A squad of soldiers-in-training stood in line to get their practice weapons... | ...for an upcoming simulated battle. As the last guy got up to the sergeant, the sergeant said, “sorry son, we’re all out. Take this broom instead.” The private looked puzzled so the sergeant explained, “When you see the enemy, point the broom at them and say ‘bangity, bangity, bang.’ Don’t worry, it will work fine.” So the private and the rest of his squad headed out to the battle field. Shortly after they started marching, the private spotted an enemy. Reluctantly, he put the broom up to his shoulder, aimed down the handle and shouted, “bangity, bangity, bang.” Much to his surprise, the enemy fell over. A few moments later, he spotted another enemy, pointed his broom, and shouted “bangity, bangity, bang.” Again, the enemy fell over. This, of course energized the private so he jumped up, pointed his broom and shouted “bangity, bangity, bang,” “bangity, bangity, bang,” ‘bangity, bangity, bang.’ Enemies fell all around him. Off in the distance, he spotted another enemy, raised his broom and shouted “bangity, bangity, bang.” This time, however, the enemy didn’t fall over. As the enemy got closer, the private pointed his broom and shouted even louder, “bangity, bangity, bang.” Still, the enemy didn’t fall and, instead, just kept marching toward the private. The enemy got within feet of the private and one more time he aimed his broom and screamed, “bangity, bangity, bang.” But the enemy just kept on marching. He walked into the private, knocked him over, stepped on him and kept on walking. And as he went by, the private heard the enemy say, “tankity, tankity, tank, tankity, tankity, tank.” |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I was bored with my life, and wanted to change something. | I changed my mind. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My friend asked me, "Where's my book of opera puns?" | I said, "It's overture house." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | An old Jewish man is dying at home in bed. | His entire family is gathered around him. Sarah, the man calls for his wife... Im here dear. And the kids? We are all here too dad. And the grandchildren? We are all here. Well, if you are all here then why is the light in the kitchen turned on? |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | No matter how hard you push the envelope | It still remains stationery |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I once dreamed that I fell down a flight of stairs. | I was so relieved when I woke up safely in the hospital. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The Mexican drug lord El Chapo has been extradited to the United States... | It's still unclear which cabinet post he'll be appointed to. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Will glass coffins be popular in future? | Remains to be seen. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The person who made the shovel should receive an award | It was groundbreaking work. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud | You just said "Razor Blades" in an Australian accent |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | So I took a practice test on photons today... | It didn't matter. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Reddit is really a green community, | considering all the recycled content on here. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. | I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a cow with no legs? | Ground beef. |
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