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529k4n | 1 | The news have just reported that Greece will be stopping the export of Hummus and Taramasalata later this week.... Experts are saying that this will lead to a double dip recession. | null |
529j73 | 0 | I got a knock knock joke for you.. Two guys walk into a bar. | null |
529izw | 5 | A dyslexic man.... A dyslexic man walks into a bra. | null |
529ih3 | 0 | Imagine if Lebron and Serena Williams had a baby.... Of course it's impossible. Two men can't have a baby. | null |
529i66 | 2 | My dad is in the hospital, he needed to get some toes amputated because of his diabetes.. He's been good about it. He says he's lactose intolerant. | null |
529i1b | 0 | *Knock Knock*. *Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor Who?"
"Why is everyone obsessed with that show?" | null |
529g0w | 0 | Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's there?
Me: 9/11
You: 9/11 who?
Me: ...and you said you'd never forget... | null |
529eeg | 2 | It takes 1,437 bolts to assemble a car.. It takes one nut to scatter them all over the road.
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529dum | 0 | Why did the kitchen renovator go to jail?. For counterfeiting | null |
529dmc | 9 | What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?. J Coal | null |
529css | 3 | We'll give him gold and frankincense. But wait, there's myrrh.
I'm not sorry. 😂 | null |
529b8o | 2 | "What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?". Nadar | null |
529ac1 | 1 | Why were the workers of the twin towers sad?. They ordered pepperoni but they got plane. | null |
5299eg | 0 | Who is Bush's favorite NFL Team?. The New York Jets | null |
529910 | 1 | If Reddit were around during the 2000 elections, who would they have voted?. Neither. They'd just take the opportunity to make a hanging chad. | null |
52977g | 1 | My wife asked why I never eat at museum cafes. I told her it was because the food is all old | null |
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