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adam : colby ? colby : uh -- yeah , stay -- stay there ! do n't come in . i 'm not dressed . adam : well , throw on a robe , honey , because i 'm coming in ! [ scene_break ] babe : that 's the answer i was hoping for . i 'm -- i 'm looking forward to it . bye - bye . di : yeah ! babe : oh , my -- we did it , we did it , we got it ! di : oh , my god ! kendall is going to freak ! babe : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're a lucky little ducky , are n't you there , spikey ? you get to spend the whole day with kathy and emma . zach : seriously ? kendall : while -- yeah -- your mom and dad slave away at the office . hmm . zach : you have fun at wildwind , and you can use my blocks if you want , ok ? no drooling on them . kendall : yeah , really . you love those blocks . [ spike fusses ] kendall : is n't he silly ? oh , i guess not . he is n't going to want to play with the blocks . [ spike screams as hannah spies on them ] zach : yeah , i need those back . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how do you feel ? what am i saying ? you feel great -- finally , truly free , like you thought you were the last year . i did n't want -- i 've never been divorced . ryan : i think for everybody , it 's sort of an individual thing . not everybody feels exactly the same way . greenlee : i expected it to be so big , cataclysmic like being hit by lightning . annie : ahem . if i 'm butting in , i -- greenlee : no . this is where you belong . and i have a flight to catch . ryan : well , we have lots of time before the flight . greenlee : i thought you should fly home alone . i booked a seat on a commercial flight . you probably have a lot to talk about . if annie gets another asthma attack , just rip open the bag , get your hand under the lining , and pull out that inhaler . so , safe flight , good life . see ya . annie : are you all right ? ryan : no . no , i 'm -- i 'm not , not yet . everything has been so crazy since greenlee has come back . annie : it 's been interesting . ryan : i bet you wanted to strangle her , and me , too -- for not making sure the divorce was final . annie : it has n't been that bad . ryan : no wonder you had an asthma attack . i mean , how could you possibly breathe normally under this much stress ? i do n't want to go back to pine valley like this . annie : what are you trying to tell me ? ryan : well , we 've already had the ceremony , and we -- you know , we did it up big . we 're supposed to be married , and now we 're back to being engaged and i just -- i just -- i ca n't take it , you know , enough . ryan : i would like to marry you once and for all , right now . [ scene_break ] adam : i 'm alone -- no paparazzi . ok ? here i come , ready or not . huh - huh . colby : ha . i was just about to say `` ready . `` [ door closes ] adam : ah . since when do you make your bed ? colby : uh -- with winnie gone , somebody 's got to do it , right ? adam : i just did n't think that somebody would be you . colby : yeah . adam : yeah . well , that looks good . you want to do mine ? colby : no . adam : ha -- just kidding . i 'm hiring a new maid . colby : um -- i did n't order room service . adam : aha , you 're seeing my new leaf . there we go . spinach leaf , to be precise , in a fluffy egg - white omelet with whole wheat toast and some of that -- that buttery - tasting stuff that has none of the evils of cholesterol , and grapefruit juice and coffee . colby : nice , but we have a dining room . adam : yeah . i owe this new regimen to you , you know ? it 's your -- your enthusiasm about my health last night . i 've decided to take care of myself . colby : oh , that 's great , dad . um -- so , go on , chow down . i 'll catch you later . adam : well , i made two omelets , one for each of us . colby : um -- great . i 'll -- i 'll be right down . adam : well , there 's room here . colby : uh -- yeah , but it 's gorgeous out . i mean , look , it 's sunny . let 's go eat out on the terrace . adam : well , i know , but it 's -- it 's cooler than you think down there . these things will be stone cold by the time we get downstairs . colby : yeah . adam : oops -- darn napkin . colby : oh , no , no ! i got it , i got it ! [ colby quickly bends down to pick up the napkin and deftly flings sean 's briefs at him as he hides under her bed ] [ scene_break ] kendall : prepare for a day to remember . i am ready to rule the world . di : i want what you had for breakfast . kendall : yes , yes , behold , take a look . you are looking at bionic mama . babe : oh . di : oh . `` bionic mama `` ? kendall : yes , yes -- this is the phase in my pregnancy where i know that anything is possible . i am -- i am unstoppable . di : huh . is this normal ? babe : uh -- i remember the bionic phase . i just -- if only it would last . pretty soon , it rolls into -- kendall : stop , stop . please shut up , ok ? i want to enjoy this , all right ? i am -- i am kendall the invincible . yes ! ok , so let 's work . come on . you guys ready to work ? yes ? di : you know what ? first , you have to congratulate babe . kendall : for what ? babe : hmm -- oh , nothing . we just sketched a deal with zoe 's label . di : she nailed it , with -- with zoe 's label . babe : yes . kendall : wait -- what ? babe : every -- we have all of zoe 's songs , any other artist on the label . her people want to sign now , and -- and we 'll have all the top songs playing under or featured in our commercials . di : every radio spot , kendall . kendall : wait a minute , hold on . this -- but the -- the expenses . babe : yeah . no problem . we have a tier deal . we start at the cheap -- no increase for a full year . kendall : what ? wait , hold it . you did all of this before lunch ? babe : oh , yeah . kendall : you guys , fusion is going to rule the industry . babe : we know ! kendall : no , no -- for real this time . i mean , i 'm not playing . [ scene_break ] josh : well , hannah would n't find this suspicious -- her boss hacking into her files ? zach : this equipment belongs to cambias , and i can check it any time i want . josh : well , i 'm handling hannah . zach : uh - huh . whatever hannah 's giving you is not helping me . josh : i told you , i 'll find out what she 's up to . it takes time . zach : you 're out of time , josh . out of time . [ scene_break ] [ using the keys she swiped , hannah lets herself into the slaters ' empty condo ] [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm ryan lavery . annie : hi , i 'm annie . hi . man : hello . nice to meet a happy couple who still believe in marriage . ryan : i , ryan , take you , annie , to be my wedded wife , to have and to hold , for better and for worse , for richer and for poorer , to love and to cherish from this day forward . annie : i , annie , take you , ryan , to be my wedded husband , to have and to hold , for better , for worse , for richer , for poorer , to love and to cherish from this day forward . man : annie and ryan , you have pledged your love and lives to each other . i now pronounce you husband and wife . [ ryan and annie kiss ] [ scene_break ] julia : we 're having a party , right ? yeah ! jamie : with the best `` welcome home `` sign ever . oh -- you know what we need ? kathy : more glitter ! [ julia chuckles ] jamie : no , i was thinking flowers , but -- julia : ooh ! hey , rachael , do you think that you could take spike and the girls out to pick some fresh flowers ? that 's so fun . rachael : i think we can do that . julia : great ! rachael : come on , girls . julia : thank you . jamie : go with rachael . julia : here you go . rachael : great . come on , emma . jamie : ok , emma . emma : i 'll finish when i 'm back . jamie : ok . julia : hmm . jamie : i 'm going to miss spending so much time around here . julia : jamie , you 're just going to med school . it 's not like you 're going off to prison . besides , we 're all going to be here to help you . oh -- jonathan ? did you remember to put the champagne on ice ? jonathan : sure did . jamie : i got a question -- do you actually toast a divorce ? huh . julia : hey , greenlee 's out of the way . i think that that 's enough cause for a celebration , do n't you ? i 'll be right back . jamie : something wrong ? jonathan : i wish i thought greenlee was n't going to cause any more trouble . [ scene_break ] [ sitting on the plane , greenlee recalls when ryan gave her his childhood ring , then their last scene on the beach ] greenlee : i already have my ring . ryan : but you do n't have a `` dynamite kiddo `` decoder ring . greenlee : `` dynamite kiddo `` ? ryan : truthfully , you are the only person worthy of wearing this ring . may i ? greenlee : please . ryan 's voice : signing those divorce papers killed me . [ scene_break ] adam : you have n't made a dent in that . colby : mmm -- no , i 'm -- i 'm fine , dad . i had a muffin earlier . adam : where ? colby : uh -- in my purse , from yesterday . oh , do n't -- do n't spoil your appetite tomorrow because lucretia 's making us breakfast frittatas . colby : ah -- i 'm not really a breakfast person . adam : hmm . your company , the fact that you came back to me -- you 've rejuvenated me , colby . colby : dad , that 's great . i really did n't do anything . adam : oh , no , no -- yes , you did . yes , you did , you did . you are -- you 're here . you 're here and -- and everyone else that i know has deserted me or abandoned me or betrayed me , but you -- no . even j.r . but you , my darling , are here . you know , with you and little adam , i feel that i could do anything -- anything . colby : and we had a great breakfast . now it 's time to go exercise . let 's go for a hike -- watch , come here . adam : oh . [ adam chuckles ] colby : look at those flowers . gosh , it is the most beautiful time of the year , dad . we could walk around the gardens and then we can go down by the lake . adam : oh , yeah . poor old , old doddering adam on his beautiful daughter 's arm ? colby : oh , dad , you 're not some old man . adam : ha - ha -- close enough . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you know -- you know , to me , um , tiptoeing through the tulips is n't exercise . to me , beating somebody that 's 10 or 20 years younger than i am at squash -- colby : right . adam : that 's exercise , that is exercise . until -- till i 'm well enough to do that heart - pounding , pulse - racing , sweat - fest , i 'm just going to sit on my ass . [ adam chuckles ] adam : uh -- speaking of asses , were you aware that sean montgomery hammered on our door last night ? colby : uh -- he did ? adam : oh , yes , he did , far later than any civilized person should hammer on someone 's door . that was him . you were already in bed . being raised by barbara montgomery is a little like being raised by wolves . no boundaries , no consideration for anyone else -- no , nothing . [ adam chuckles ] [ scene_break ] [ hannah looks around the slaters ' condo , stopping at a family photo then sniffing the baby 's laundry ] [ scene_break ] josh : why would hannah resign ? zach : that 's another thing i need you to find out . josh : what did you say to her ? zach : you know what , man ? i do n't think it was me . i do n't think it was my charming , sparkling personality . she just came up to the house and said she was leaving . josh : you did n't argue it ? zach : told her to think about it , take a little time . josh : well , why show up at pine valley , only get a job for a month or two ? zach : why show up in pine valley at all ? right ? now , she told me it was about ethan . she wanted to be here where -- where he lived , where he walked , i do n't know , get closer to his life . josh : hmm . you do n't buy it ? zach : no . i do n't know . i do n't know . she 's not a quitter . so now , she 's trying to conjure up ethan , and she ca n't , so it 's goodbye ? that 's it ? josh : well , it does n't fit , but it 's possible . zach : yeah , i do n't know about that . i mean , think about it -- here 's a woman who gives up her child when he 's just a baby , and never , through all these years , never tries to find him , never tries to connect with him , be part of his life . why ? josh : why do n't you ask her ? zach : well , i did ask her . and what she said makes sense -- i guess . i mean , she -- she did n't want to lead my father to ethan . i get that , i can -- i can understand that . what i ca n't wrap my brain around is that she did n't show up for the funeral . josh : you think she 's up to something ? zach : curious , very curious . josh : well , you do n't think she 's a threat to you , do you ? zach : let me tell you something . that woman has more resources than you give her credit for . she 's an incredible businesswoman . that 's another thing -- this incredible businesswoman just turned down the takeover of a lifetime . why would she do that ? josh : maybe she 's telling the truth . maybe she came here looking for some sort of connection with ethan -- did n't happen , so she 's moving on . zach : moving on , without a prize ? how about that ? how about this one -- how about she already got what she came for ? josh : what , do you think she 's pulled off some sort of corporate espionage , helped herself to a chunk of cambias industries ? zach : i 'm going to find out . josh : and then what ? zach : then i will decide whether to let her get away with it or not . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , we have the song list here . can you download `` chameleons `` ? babe : good call , that 's perfect . kendall : right ? ok , and then you can give us a whole little list . you can print it out , and we can have our choice by the end of the day . babe : mm - hmm . kendall : wait -- babe : oh -- the -- the , um -- kendall : `` seasons -- seasons of the heart . `` babe : `` seasons of the heart , `` yes , yes . kendall : i love that one . you know , the melody 's good . i mean , the way it turns around . babe : it does that loop and then it 's like a whole new song . i do like that one . di : it 's my favorite song . kendall : is it ? all right . well , then it 's our anthem for the -- for the rest of our life ! babe : perfect ! kendall : right ? di : your bionic phase is contagious . babe : we are on fire , and it feels so good . kendall : does n't it ? babe : it does . kendall : ok , all right . are you ready for the capper ? babe : it can really get any better than this ? come on . kendall : i -- actually , i think it could . you be the judge , though . come , follow me . di and babe : ok . babe : now i 'm curious . kendall : something fun to show you . um -- this is -- [ di and babe gasp ] kendall : my inspiration 's latest picture . di : you can totally see fingers and toes ! babe : she is perfect . di : oh -- and the resemblance -- it 's uncanny . babe : totally a spitting image of zach , i agree . kendall : oh . you know , sometimes i -- i catch myself wondering , what did i do to deserve this happiness ? greenlee : goody ! 20 questions -- can i play ? babe : ahem . di : how was the trip ? greenlee : how the hell do you think ? i feel great -- rested and ready to work . kendall : that 's not your desk . greenlee : well , as majority shareholder , i 'll sit wherever i want . babe : excuse me ? greenlee : as of now , i 'm chief in charge , so get with it or get on out . [ scene_break ] all : surprise ! julia : oh ! annie : hi ! jonathan : wow . annie : did you make this sign for mommy ? ryan : oh , my god . annie : oh ! yay ! jamie : kathy and i helped . ryan : oh , yeah ? jamie : yeah . julia : how was your trip ? how was your trip ? ryan : the trip was completely and totally successful . jonathan : all right . who wants champagne ? champagne ? julia : oh , i do . jonathan : champagne ? annie : hey , hey , i have a present for you and kathy . julia : present ? annie : come here , girls . kathy , come here . julia : oh , my gosh . annie : come here . [ julia laughs ] annie : all right . here -- here , here . hey . yeah . you like ? emma : ooh . yes . annie : yeah . jamie : ooh . kathy : he 's a monkey . jamie : let me see those monkeys . come here . emma : he 's fat . jamie : he 's fat ? he is fat . julia : so how did everything go ? annie : perfect . we got married this morning . emma : but you 're already married . annie : yeah . [ scene_break ] kendall : fusion 's structure is already established . greenlee : i 'm back . things have changed . kendall : maybe in your mind . we can add , greenlee . you are not the majority shareholder . greenlee : well , get out your calculator , because you work for me . babe : do n't do this , greenlee . kendall : no , babe , it 's ok . she ca n't do anything . greenlee : you know . kendall : know what ? di : babe has worked really hard for this company . greenlee : well , she flunked the loyalty test . babe : you were testing me ? greenlee : what do you think ? if you would have shown a little gratitude , i would n't have to throw you out . kendall : you ca n't throw her out -- babe owns interest in this company . greenlee : i gave her that interest . make that `` loaned . `` kendall : no , you signed over your shares to her . you ca n't take them back . di : greenlee , take some time . just think about this . greenlee : i gave babe enough time . now , someone clear out her desk . kendall : all right , let me see -- slap you silly or call the cops and have you escorted out of here ? greenlee : from my own company ? i have simone 's shares . kendall : not a controlling interest . greenlee : but add babe 's -- i mean , mine . babe : i have put a lot of time and energy and heart into fusion , greenlee , please . kendall : ok , listen , babe -- babe , listen to me . do n't talk like she 's real . this is not for real . di : yeah , i think it is . kendall : did she blackmail you into giving you her shares ? greenlee : no blackmail . it 's the rescission clause . it 's in the contract i gave babe . rider 3 , page 64 , subparagraph t -- `` if fusion should fall below its projected earnings of 25 % , babe 's stock reverses to me . `` and someone has had a very bad financial year . i 'm back , loaded with stock , and you 've been seriously demoted . maybe b.j . 's needs a waitress . babe : you bitch . greenlee : should i consider that your resignation ? kendall : is this on the level ? greenlee : tell her . kendall : you 're not going anywhere . greenlee : it 's not your call . math - challenged kendall , i 'm the boss , and you answer to me . [ scene_break ] josh : that woman is not into sharing confidences . no pillow talk with her . zach : she 's smart . josh : yeah , she 's all about her privacy , maintaining her personal space . zach : mm - hmm . you could n't crack her . you tried really hard , and you could n't do it . josh : well , given how cool and self - protective she is , why would she go to your place in person and resign ? why not just write the letter and throw it on your desk ? zach : why not tell you first ? hey , she said she was resigning , because of personal and private reasons . so she came to me , told me personally and privately in my home , not the office . josh : well , you 'd be surprised how personal she can get in the office . zach : hannah 's full of surprises . keep opening files . let 's make sure she does n't -- [ phone rings ] zach : leave us with one big surprise before she leaves , ok ? kendall ? kendall : zach , hey . i have a problem . zach : the baby ? kendall : no , no , the baby 's fine . there is something going down at fusion . i need you . zach : i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] [ hannah takes her spying into the bedroom ] [ scene_break ] adam : well , it does n't get much better than this . colby : uh -- the -- the coffee ? adam : no , no , no -- the quality time together . you and me in our home . colby : yeah . adam : what more could we wish for ? colby : a -- a new dress . i need something that will drop traffic -- i mean , stop traffic and drop jaws . [ colby chuckles ] adam : what 's the occasion ? colby : the prom . dad , i have been looking for a dress , and nothing -- i ca n't find anything . will you go shopping with me ? adam : is this a trick to get me to do a couple laps at the mall ? colby : oh , no , dad , i am desperate , and i need your opinion . adam : well , sweetheart , we 'll just -- we 'll just find you a -- a professional shopper , and -- and she can -- slash stylist -- what do i know about dresses ? colby : but you 'll come along ? adam : well , no , we do n't even have to leave the house , sweetheart . you just -- you tell the shopper what you want , they tell the designer . they send the creations right to your front door . now , most girls would love a private showing right there in their own home . colby : yeah , but , dad , i do n't have time to mess around , ok ? i do n't want some flunky person just throwing some dresses together . adam : well , these are professionals . colby : yeah , but it would be nicer to go to the showrooms , actually see all the dresses . maybe we can use the company jet . do you think j.r. would loan it to us ? i mean , he will if i ask . adam : what is this about ? is it -- colby : it 's nothing , dad . i just need a dress , and do n't you want me to look good and stand out ? adam : oh , you will be the prettiest girl there , i 'm quite sure . colby : hmm . adam : but this is n't about a dress , is it ? it 's about -- sean , is n't it ? colby : no , i do n't think so . adam : oh , yes , it is . yes , it is . he is such an opportunist . with that mother of his . do you really think that sean cares what dress you 're wearing ? all he cares about is how fast he can get you out of it . colby : dad , how did sean get into this ? adam : he 's a user . he 's a bad influence . he has no sense of responsibility . sweetheart , i do n't want to see you hurt . colby : dad , i 'm not an infant . adam : no , you 're not , you 're a very pretty young woman , and that 's why he 's sniffing around at your feet like a dog that he is . [ colby sighs ] adam : he does n't deserve you . he never will . honey , i was young once myself . i was his age . colby : ok , dad , no , i do n't want to have this conversation , no . adam : sean is -- if he does n't get what he wants from you , then he 's going to move right on to the next girl , that 's all . colby : you know , so much for our fun father / daughter breakfast . adam : sweetheart , this is important . you are important . now , you gave into him once before . did it make you feel happy ? did it feel good ? did you feel loved ? did you feel revered ? no . he does n't deserve you . he never will . colby : ok , we are not having this conversation , dad . i am not even here . i am in new york city with vera wang , and she is helping me pick out a dress . no , actually , she 's giving me one . adam : sweetheart , i hate to be the one to tell you this -- to have to -- but somebody has to . i have to . you -- you ca n't take a teenage boy seriously . and sean ? no . no , you give him an inch , and he 'll break your heart . [ sean sadly and silently listens to every word from under colby 's bed ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : tell -- benjamin , right ? -- benjamin that if i want to see mud , i 'll look at the bottom of his shoes . if these graphics are n't camera - ready , i do n't want him wasting my time . where was i ? di : you were saying something -- greenlee : yes , i need the staff here first thing in the morning , 8 : 00 . di : 8 : 00 ? kendall : why did n't you tell me ? babe : well , i was kind of hoping that greenlee , miss high and mighty -- kendall : would what ? grow a conscience ? babe : you used to think that she had one . greenlee : you know what ? make that 7 : 00 . i want to make sure we start the staff meeting first thing in the morning . di : by 7 : 00 ? greenlee : yes , i need employees that are devoted and willing to make sacrifices . zach ? going to take big mama to lunch ? zach : can i talk to you for a minute ? greenlee : me ? i 'm flattered . zach : let 's go on the roof . greenlee : should i be worried ? i 'm really busy here . you can talk to me in front of my staff . zach : well , kendall 's not staff , she 's your partner -- equal partner . greenlee : you have n't heard . fusion 's basically mine now . zach : yeah ? cambias owns shares in fusion . i just sent them over to my wife . so you 're partners . equal partners . 50 % each . see what i did ? i did the math for you , so you would n't have to hurt your pretty head . greenlee : private meeting ? kendall : lead the way . [ scene_break ] jonathan : whoo ! you need some help with some luggage ? ryan : no , i 'm good . annie and -- and emma are still packing , so -- jonathan : it 's really great , ryan , about you and annie . ryan : but ? jonathan : are you sure that greenlee 's cool ? ryan : no , i 'm -- i 'm not exactly sure that greenlee 's cool , but what can she do ? jonathan : you ought to know what greenlee can do . ryan : she knows the score , jonathan . jonathan : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm concerned , ry , about when greenlee 's going to try to even that score . ok , the woman does not know the meaning of `` surrender . `` ryan : there was n't really a battle . there really was n't . i love annie , and i love only annie , and i made that really clear . jonathan : so -- i mean -- wait , so greenlee just , like , looked at you and said `` ok , never mind -- my bad `` ? ryan : the day that annie and i got married here at wildwind , there was a ring that was delivered . jonathan : the `` dynamite kiddo `` ring . i 'm sorry . listen , i -- i thought that was from kendall , ok ? and that 's why i had it sent back . ryan : i -- i -- jonathan : i -- ryan : i understand that . i -- i honestly do , but you still should have told me , man . jonathan : i know . agreed . i 'm sorry . but -- i know , but she wanted you back , right before you walked down the aisle . she got you arrested , ok ? greenlee is not going to give this up . ryan : but you know what ? annie and i are married now . we 're happy , we 're married , and there 's really nothing that greenlee can do about it , so -- i 'm going to go check on the girls . [ scene_break ] kendall : you flip off me and ryan and the entire town of pine valley , and everyone you supposedly care about at fusion . then you come back trying to ruin ryan 's life and destroy the company . do n't even try to play the victim here , you raging maniac ! greenlee : but you took over my life ! i wanted ryan 's baby . but no , kendall , you had to have him . kendall : oh , my god -- do not try to rewrite history . greenlee : you decided to have ryan 's baby . you cut me out of the picture . kendall : no , i was having the baby for you ! greenlee : oh , and did n't it work out perfectly ? devoted husband , ryan 's baby . now you 're even having zach 's baby ? well , guess what . you ca n't have fusion . it 's the only baby i have left . i 'm keeping it . kendall : you deserted ryan and me . where were you ? where were you when the satin slayer was going after us ? when everyone was getting killed off one by one ? where were you ? greenlee : i told you i wanted to come home . jackson would not -- kendall : right , right , right . ok , jackson said it was dangerous -- too dangerous for you to come home . forget the fact that your friends were dying . do n't blame your cowardice on jack . greenlee : i would have given my life for simone . kendall : me , too . well , it 's too late now , is n't it ? why do n't you just leave , greenlee ? just go , ok ? you do n't belong here . you do n't -- you do n't belong here . you do n't care about anyone or anything but yourself . greenlee : you know that is n't true . you know i loved you and ryan so much . that 's why i wanted his baby . that 's why i was willing to let you carry our child . well , damn you , kendall . if you had n't decided to steal ryan 's baby from me , we would be together right now -- with our child . you took my life from me . you took away the life ryan and i were supposed to share . zach : do n't blame kendall for that -- blame me . [ scene_break ] colby : i know you hate sean . adam : no , i do n't hate sean . i understand sean . all teenage boys -- i know . i get that . but please stop before i am warped for life . adam : all right , i wo n't say another word . colby : good . my turn . sean is nice and kind and what you 'd even call a gentleman . he totally respects me . adam : well , i 'm glad he seems respectable . colby : he is . adam : do n't let him prove you wrong again . [ sean 's cell phone beeps and flashes the message , `` i want ur naked body `` ] [ colby sighs ] adam : what 's that ? colby : what ? adam : that sound . colby : hmm , i 'm not sure . [ scene_break ] [ hannah is surprised to find josh sitting on the slaters ' living room sofa waving at her ] [ scene_break ] jonathan : here . annie : all right . ryan : all right , come on out , troops . jamie : hey , hold up ! you got to take one of these with you . [ ryan laughs ] annie : it 's not even 5 : 00 yet . ryan : wow ! julia : oh , well , it 's 5 : 00 somewhere , all right ? annie : true . jamie : it 's for later tonight . julia : whoo - hoo ! jamie : you know , like , before bed , or -- ryan : nice . i like it . say yes and put it in the trunk . i 'll be out there in a second . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , you 're taking the credit , zach ? zach : i would n't call it credit . greenlee : responsibility , blame -- zach : whatever it is , it 's all mine . greenlee : ok , why the hell would i believe that you wanted kendall to have ryan 's baby ? zach : i did n't . kendall : ok , zach , do n't say another word , please . greenlee : ok . so you wanted kendall to switch my -- it does n't -- why are you protecting her ? it makes no sense . zach : i did n't want kendall to carry a baby for you . kendall : ok , but it was my decision , not yours . honey , why do n't -- why do n't you go outside ? greenlee : or at least make sense . kendall : i do n't need protection . zach : the blackout destroyed all your eggs . greenlee : right , and you factor in how ? zach : the blackout was my idea . i made it happen . [ next_on ] sean : are you trying to hold me hostage or something ? colby : yes . sean : if we ca n't leave this room , what are we going to do ? adam ( to krystal ) : i 'm suing you for defrauding me on the grounds that you are a lying tramp . [ greenlee slaps zach ]
colby and sean , who have just awakened , do n't know quite what to do when adam comes to the bedroom door with a tray of breakfast . she orders him not to come in since that she is n't dressed . adam tells her to throw on a robe because he is coming in . hannah once again watches zach and kendall with little spike . greenlee wants to know how ryan feels now that he is completely , totally free . annie comes out and does n't want to intrude , but greenlee tells her that this is where she belongs . through tears , greenlee leaves . annie asks ryan if he is all right , and he tells her no , not yet . ryan asks annie to marry him again . they kiss . sean quickly hides under the bed when adam comes in with their breakfast . adam immediately begins to put sean down for his actions . colby defends sean . annie and ryan arrive home to a `` welcome home `` celebration .
zach : you wanted to get away from the party . here we are . kendall : what 's so urgent ? aidan : what is it , greenlee ? what 's going on ? jack 's voice : no , no , aidan and kendall betrayed you . that 's what they did . they betrayed you . zach : what did you want to say ? [ scene_break ] tad : is this a special night , or what ? [ applause ] tad : to angie and jesse , to miracles . and now it 's my honor , once again , to introduce the happy couple , mr. and mrs. jesse hubbard , in their first dance , serenaded by our friend , ne - yo . [ applause and cheers ] tad : angela , for you , something special for the first time , `` closer . `` jesse : what ? angela : have i told you how much i always enjoyed marrying you , mr. hubbard ? ne - yo : ♪ turn the lights off in this place , and she shines just like a star , and i swear i know her face . i just do n't know who you are . turn the music up in here . i still hear her loud and clear , like she 's right there in my ear , telling me that she wants to own me , to control me . come closer , come closer , come closer , and i just ca n't pull myself away , under her spell i ca n't break , i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop , and i just ca n't bring myself away , but i do n't want to escape . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i can feel her on my skin . i can taste her on my tongue . she 's the sweetest taste of sin . the more i get , the more i want . she wants to own me . come closer . she says , `` come closer , `` and i just ca n't pull myself away . under her spell i ca n't break . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop , and i just ca n't bring myself away , but i do n't want to escape . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . come closer , closer , closer , closer , closer , closer , closer . i just ca n't stop . no , i just ca n't stop , no just ca n't stop it , no , no i just ca n't stop , no , no , no , no , and i just ca n't pull myself away . under her spell i ca n't break . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop , and i just ca n't bring myself away , but i do n't to escape . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop , and i just ca n't pull myself away . under her spell i ca n't break . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . i just ca n't stop . come closer ♪ [ applause ] [ scene_break ] jake : dad , do you want to dance with mom ? joe : yes , i do . krystal : just because you got to play m.c . does n't mean you are off the hook . you got to spin me around the floor a couple times . tad : oh , you are so going to regret this , but if you insist . [ scene_break ] opal : come on , handsome , dance with me . robert : oh , i 'm trying to plan something here , opal . opal : well , tell me what it is and maybe i can help . robert : well , i got a little gift for the happy couple , and i just -- i need a little information . opal : uh - huh , well , i 'll tell you what . you come dance with me , and i 'll tell you anything you want to know . [ scene_break ] babe : i know you 're worried about your dad . it 's going to be ok . come on , let 's dance . come on . j.r. : all right . [ scene_break ] angie : baby , this was such a beautiful wedding . [ scene_break ] jake : excuse me , ma'am , would you like to dance with us ? kathy : no , thank you . i 'm happy . [ unseen by others , dixie dances with her daughter ] [ scene_break ] opal : i think you could leave whatever surprise you have for them up there . robert : well , thank you very much , opal . i think i 'm going to get working on that right now . opal : oh , but wait a minute . [ opal spots the gun inside robert 's jacket ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , aidan told you two about us being back on ? kendall : yeah . zach : and we 're both happy for you . greenlee : it was so wonderfully unselfish of him that his love for me was so true that he would want to marry me despite knowing that i did n't want to have children . aidan : well , i told you , greenlee , i can live without kids , but i ca n't live without you . greenlee : when you said that , it really struck me how much you 're willing to sacrifice for me , and i realize how incredibly selfish i 've been . aidan : you have n't been selfish , you 've just been honest . greenlee : honest , exactly , and i 'm going to continue to be honest with you , aidan , because that is so important in a relationship . aidan : greenlee , what -- greenlee : i 've had an epiphany being here tonight , seeing all the families and the parents with their kids and their grandkids , all the love , and i 've changed my mind . i 've decided that i do want to have children after all . aidan : well , ok , that 's great , but we do n't have to decide this tonight . it has nothing to do with me wanting to marry you . greenlee : of course , you know i still ca n't carry a baby , but we can always do a surrogacy and that 's where the two of you come in . kendall , i 'd like for you to carry aidan 's and my baby for us . [ scene_break ] robert : old habits die hard , i guess . no , i have retired for the bureau but i kept my permit . it 's a dangerous world out there , opal . you never know what 'll happen . opal : here i thought you were just happy to see me . robert : you do have the most delightful sense of humor . tonight , opal , i have to say you 're looking gorgeous . just good enough to eat . opal : you could charm the hind legs off a donkey , could n't you ? and you know that saying ? `` blow in my ear , and i 'll follow you anywhere ? `` [ scene_break ] babe : thank you . j.r. : for what , not stepping on your feet ? babe : no , for not holding it against me when i acted like a complete idiot . i fell for richie 's whole dying man act , and i believed the worst in you at the same time . j.r. : well , it 's not like i have n't given you any reason to think the worst of me . babe : you know , i may have a way of helping you get back at richie . j.r. : oh , you do ? is it devious and calculating ? babe : of course , it 's wicked . j.r. : oo , pray tell . babe : not right now . i think i just want to enjoy this dance with you . [ scene_break ] greg : all right , you guys , listen . i did n't have time to wrap it or anything , but here , i want you to have this . angie : oh , my goodness -- greg , how in the world did you get that ? greg : i saved it . you and jesse and jenny and i , we had some good times there , so -- jesse : i do n't believe this , man . thank you , man . this is -- talk about a blast from the past . greg : jenny would have loved seeing you two like this , finding each other again and being so much in love , you know ? angie : thank you , i 'm happy you 're here . [ scene_break ] frankie : oh , man , so why do n't you ask cassandra to dance ? i mean , come on , she wo n't bite . well , she did bite the heck out of me when she was two , but , you know , she was -- come on . dre : i do n't know , i 'm just enjoying watching the show . frankie : ah , come on , now . you got to man up . go on , now . yeah . dre : would you like to dance with me ? cassandra : sure . [ scene_break ] tad : baby , can i please bag it ? for me dancing was a contact sport , i ca n't do this . krystal : no , no , no , no , you 're doing great . come on , cut loose , baby . tad : look , the martins are notoriously bad dancers , all right ? joe : great band . krystal : you are not getting off that easy now . jenny 's with winifred , so you are all mine , baby . [ scene_break ] colby : hey . frankie : hey back at you . colby : so , would you like to dance ? [ cell phone ringing ] frankie : sure . colby : uh - oh . hello ? adam : colby , why did you leave the house ? i told you , you could be in danger . colby : dad , there 's no big , mysterious danger . i 'm fine , j.r. 's fine . adam : where are you ? colby : at angie and jesse 's wedding reception . adam : but where ? colby : at the casino , the ballroom . dad , are you ok ? where are you calling from ? adam : seasons east casino , fast . [ scene_break ] opal : where are you taking me , your room ? robert : you 're not scared of small spaces , are you ? opal : well , i do n't know . i 'm a little claustrophobic , but i guess you 'll just have to keep my mind occupied . oh , but we have to be sure to get out there again for the big surprise ending at the end of the evening . robert : what is the big surprise ending ? opal : tad has ordered a helicopter to land on the roof and whisk the happy couple away . but , shhh , not a word . robert : my lips are sealed . opal : oh , i hope not too much . ahh . [ in the broom closet , robert knocks opal out with a quick injection ] [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee , i do n't know what to say . aidan : greenlee , today is n't really the time to talk about it . there 's plenty of other times -- greenlee : but i 've been so selfish , and i want to give you something you want so much , and kendall means so much to both of us . i mean , you do n't have a problem with it , do you zach ? zach : do n't do this . greenlee : of course , we 'd have to go through that whole infertility mess again . the shots , the hormones , the procedures for both of us . you know , come to think of it , it 's just dna when you get right down to it . we do n't have to bother with all that mess . why do n't you and aidan go ahead and make a baby , and i 'll pretend i 'm its mommy . how does that sound ? kendall : greenlee , what are you talking about ? aidan : greenlee , that 's not funny . greenlee : it was n't meant to be . you would n't have a problem with that , would you , honey ? i mean , after all , it could be another shot at doing kendall . you cheating , lying , son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , you 're gone again . j.r. : i 'd like to think that if she was here , that she would n't be haunting my father . that she 'd at least let tad or me know . waiter : there you are , sir . babe : j.r. , did you order these ? j.r. : tell me that you asked for those . babe : no , no , i did n't order these , i swear . j.r. : chocolate chips , no nuts , just like my mom . [ scene_break ] krystal : ow , ow , ow . jack : whoa , excuse me , i really just i ca n't take anymore . can i cut in , please ? krystal : please , please . yeah , i think you 've suffered enough , darling . tad : yeah , you 've suffered enough . i have to warn you , she likes to lead . jack : well , somebody has to . tad : ho ho . what happened here ? kathy : spilled my juice . julia : nothing a little magic fizzy water ca n't cure . tad : hey , you having fun ? yeah ? what about you ? julia : yeah . tad : excited about your new job ? julia : mixed feelings . it 's a great opportunity , but it 's far away . kathy : will you come with us ? tad : sweetheart , i wish i could . kathy : i 'll miss you . tad : i miss you already . colby : hey , guys , do you mind taking a photo ? julia : oh , good , yeah . tad : photo op . [ scene_break ] frankie : what ? angie : i do n't know , for a minute , i thought i 'd wake up and find out that this was all a beautiful dream . frankie : oh , rubbish , this is no dream , mom . [ scene_break ] cassandra : thank you , jesse . jesse : you 're welcome . for what ? cassandra : for making mom so happy . jesse : when you love somebody as much as i love your mother , making them happy just becomes a reason for living . you 're going to understand that one day when you meet the right person . you will . by - the - by , it 's my turn to thank you for keeping an open mind and giving me a shot . cassandra : jesse , you make it really hard not to like you . no , really , i think things are going to work out just fine for our family . jesse : you know , aside from your mother saying `` i do `` to me tonight , those are the sweetest words i 've heard all day . [ jesse kisses cassandra on the forehead ] jesse : excuse me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you got something on your face . babe : oh . did i get it ? j.r. : yeah , i 'm just kidding . you did n't get it . hold on a second . my gosh . babe : hey , hey , hey , that 's my chocolate . you ca n't take it from me . j.r. : you , you want to get out of here for a little while ? [ scene_break ] robert : so , anyway , not only did the groom leave his key , but also the bride 's wedding gift in his room , so he 's kind of in a panic , and he sent me down here to get both of them . they 're in the bridal suite , which i believe is on the top floor , they said . oh , i 'm sorry , here , i should show you this . robert gardner . actually , i am staying here , too . my family is hosting the hubbards ' reception . clerk : sure , mr. gardner . are you a police officer ? robert : fbi , but -- clerk : exciting . robert : no , tonight i 'm just another guy in a suit . j.r. : hello , there . robert : hi , there . thank you very much , you are a lifesaver . clerk : my pleasure . may i help you ? j.r. : yes , you can . say , you would n't happen to have any extra rooms available upstairs ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : nothing to say ? no huffy denials ? no witty british comebacks ? god , how could you have done this to me ? the two people i completely gave my heart to , and you betrayed me . kendall : greenlee , you do n't understand . greenlee : oh , i understand perfectly , graphically . aidan : greenlee , i do n't know what you heard . greenlee : oh , do n't worry , do n't worry . you two kept your little secret . my father 's the one who told me . kendall : jack ? greenlee : i 'm sorry to do this to you , zach , but when you and i were lying half dead down in that bomb shelter -- that is when it happened , right ? kendall : greenlee , stop . greenlee : i 'll take that as a yes . while we were down there dying , these two were so worried , so concerned about us , that the thing they decided to do to keep their minds off of us was to jump into bed with each other . oh , my god . you knew . greenlee : i was the only one . the only one who did n't know . all of you , you 've all kept this from me . kendall : not to hurt you . greenlee : not to hurt me . the man who i thought loved me -- aidan : greenlee , i do love you . greenlee : and my best friend decided that since zach and i were away , they might as well have some fun between the sheets . kendall : no , that 's not how it was at all . we thought that you both were dead . greenlee : oh , that makes me feel so much better , kendall . what was it ? a couple seconds of mourning and then , bang , take me , aidan , i 'm yours , you bitch . it 's all been lies . aidan : greenlee , i love you and that 's not -- greenlee : shut up . lies . aidan : come here , look at me . come here . i thought you were gone . ok ? kendall thought zach was gone . our hearts were broken with grief . ok ? it was stupid and it was wrong , and we 've regretted it ever since . greenlee : zach and i thought we were going to die down in that hole . we thought we 'd never see you and kendall again . the difference was we , we really loved you . so , we did n't do anything but comfort each other . stupid , huh ? we should have done it . well , you know what ? it 's not too late . come on , zach , let 's show them how it feels . zach : stop . greenlee : let 's show them how it feels . let 's show them how it feels . let 's do it right here , right now . zach : stop , that 's enough , that 's enough . [ scene_break ] [ entering a hotel room , j.r. and babe proceed to tear off their clothes and drop on the bed ] babe : do we really want to do this again ? j.r. : you know , you 're right . we probably should n't be doing this . babe : you are such a jerk . [ babe pulls j.r. back down and resumes their kissing ] [ scene_break ] krystal : i think you 've got it . tad : this is more my speed . krystal : yeah ? tad : yeah , just rocking to music with my beautiful wife in my arms . krystal : no more champagne for you . tad : i do n't need it . [ scene_break ] cassandra : how you doing , mom ? angie : on cloud nine and rising . listen , i saw you out on the dance floor , dancing with jesse , and i 'm so glad that you 're giving him a chance . cassandra : it 's no use fighting it . he 's a good man , and he makes you happy . and that 's the most important thing , right ? angie : you 're so sweet . [ scene_break ] [ in the bridal suite , robert finds the stuffed elephant and cuts into it , but there is nothing inside except the stuffing . ] robert : damn . jesse : looking for this ? [ jesse holds up a very large diamond in one hand and a gun in the other ] [ scene_break ] clerk : may i help you ? adam : no . dixie : you took your sweet time . adam : where are the kids ? tell me i 'm not too late . dixie : you can still do the right thing , but time is running out for everyone . adam : where 's the wedding reception ? where is it ? where ? i 'm sorry , i 'm -- please . just -- it 's urgent . thank you . [ scene_break ] jack : greenlee , where did you go ? i 'm so worried about you . call me , please . aidan : it really does n't sound like much , but i am . i am deeply sorry . i mean , if i could take it back , i would . greenlee : i hate you . kendall : please , please , greenlee , do n't let one stupid mistake we made do this to you . you and aidan , you and i , there 's too much good there to throw away because of one stupid mistake . greenlee : stop it . we have nothing , nothing . kendall : greenlee , please , please , listen to me . zach : that 's enough . kendall : greenlee . greenlee : let go of me . kendall : oh , my god . aidan : you told zach ? you did n't think it was a good idea to tell me that ? kendall : it does n't matter . aidan : he knew . he knew when he sent me over to sudan . he wanted me to die over there , did n't he ? [ scene_break ] adam : colby , colby . thank god you 're all right . colby : dad , what are you doing here ? adam : where 's j.r. ? colby : i do n't know . adam : what about uncle stuart and your grandmother ? colby : she was n't feeling well so stuart took her home . adam : good , good , good . that means that they 're perfectly safe . now i need to get you and j.r. out of here . colby : dad , dad , why are you embarrassing me like this ? adam : where 's j.r. ? tad : adam , how the hell did you get out of oak haven ? adam : get out of my way . tad : you 're not welcome here . krystal : tad , tad . adam , look , let 's not disturb the guests , ok ? why do n't you come with me , and we 'll talk about it ? adam : no , i do n't want to talk about it . i want to get my daughter and my son out of this place . that 's what i want , ok ? angie : where 's jesse ? cassandra : he said he 'd back in a minute . [ scene_break ] robert : oh , thank god you found it . i just got a call from the bureau . see , they just found a thumb drive in one of papel 's safe deposit boxes with information about that diamond . that is what he was after all these years . and then it was hidden in the stuffed elephant by john remington . and then when i remembered that your step - daughter was walking around with that stuffed elephant . jesse : stop it . stop it . robert : what are you talking about ? jesse : stop it ! i know who you are . i know what you are . and now you are going to do exactly what i tell you to do . jesse : two fingers , very slowly , take out your gun , drop it , kick it over here . robert : i do n't know what you 're talking about . jesse : now ! you need to stop thinking i 'm stupid . the gun . [ kicks the gun ] robert : you figured it out , huh ? well , where did i slip up , huh ? jesse : you want a list ? why do n't we start with this ? a little bug i found in my loft . not a common model , robert . the fbi uses it . you really think i was n't watching you ? huh ? it was kind of obvious . a little naive on your part , would n't you say ? huh ? trying to buddy up to me and my family ? i mean , you 're tad 's uncle , and the man ca n't stand the sight of you . inviting me to be your partner in the movies ? why , what ? and then there 's cassandra , who thought somebody was going through her stuff , and felt a little odd that day when she was looking for something . she said she felt -- cassandra : i 'm just a little groggy , like my head 's in a bubble . jesse : very familiar feeling . i remember that feeling after every interrogation you put me through . what was the name of that drug , robert ? robert : it was the russian stuff , sp-17 . jesse : only the best for papel , huh ? this was the killer right here , bam . really stupid . i know this origami from that room you had me chained in . this was the clue that made me know that you were alive . papel was alive and papel was you , you sick bastard . robert : well , you always were a good cop , jesse . smart , clever . when i heard you were still alive , i knew i 'd have to act fast . i guess i just was n't fast enough , huh ? so now what ? jesse : now it 's payback time . [ scene_break ] j.r. : now ask me if i want to go back downstairs for the cutting of the cake and the tossing of the bouquet . babe : this is not -- j.r. : do n't even finish that because it is . it is what we both wanted . [ scene_break ] greenlee : let go of me . zach : i need to explain something to you . greenlee : there 's nothing to explain . while we were dying down in that hole , the so - called loves of our lives were having sex . and why the hell did n't you tell me ? zach : the same reason they did n't tell you . did n't want to hurt you . and that -- what happened there , it 's -- i 'm trying to understand it . they thought we were dead , and kendall needed someone to be me , and aidan needed someone to be you , and that 's what they did for each other . it should n't have happened , but it did . it hurts me to see you like this . what do we do ? you pick up the pieces and move on . [ scene_break ] aidan : you told zach and you did n't think it was a good idea to tell me that ? he sent me on a mission knowing full well that my life was on the line , and you did n't want to come and speak to me about it ? kendall : zach did n't want you dead , aidan , and you know that . he told you not to go , but in the end you insisted . aidan : yeah , by then he knew i would n't say no , because it was tad 's brother . kendall : no , no , you 're wrong , ok ? and you want to know why i did n't tell you ? i did n't tell you , because zach and i have come to terms with what happened . aidan : oh , well , how lovely for you two . and now i 'm going to come to terms with zach . [ scene_break ] zach : i want to help you . greenlee : there 's nothing to help with , zach . there are no pieces to pick up , because there was really nothing there to begin with . the man that i was going to marry , my best friend , you , all lies . and i have nothing now . aidan : hey , what are you doing ? trying to make this worse now , eh ? zach : no . aidan : you sent me to africa , so i could get a bullet through the eyes . is that right ? kendall : no , aidan , please , come on . zach : are you raising your voice to me right now after everything you did ? aidan : answer me . [ zach punches aidan ] zach : if i wanted you dead , you would n't be here right now . you try to remember that . [ scene_break ] colby : please , daddy , just go home . stop acting like this . adam : sweetheart , you 're coming with me . tad : no , she 's not . i am this close to throwing your ass -- jake : adam . jake martin . we go way back . adam : oh , oh , my god . i do n't know what hole you crawled out of , but none of this has anything to do with the martins , my friend . i 've come here to get my two children , and then i 'm leaving . jake : no , you 'll leave with nobody , and you 'll do it right now . tad : you heard my brother , adam . you 're stinking up the joint . krystal : oh , would you both stop it , please ? obviously , the man is ill . adam : i 'm not . what 'd you -- i am not -- dixie : what , adam ? what are you ? [ scene_break ] jesse : should i toy with you a while like you did with me ? sound like a plan ? robert : how about you and i cut a deal ? hang on , hang on , no . do you know how much that diamond is worth , jesse ? it is worth millions . millions and millions , tens of millions of dollars . i know a guy who can cut it up into just the right number of stones , and we 'll split it , you and me . no one else will ever know . jesse : money , money , money , money , money . it 's always money with you , is n't it ? do you really think you can put a price on 20 years of my life ? 20 years of my family 's life ? what about all those people you killed , robert ? you caused a lot of grief . robert : well , what about me ? huh ? you think you 're the only one who 's suffered ? do you think you 're the only one whose life was made a living hell ? when i stumbled on those stones , i knew that my ship had come in . it was my ticket to a good life , and i deserved it . then i got double - crossed by remington and by you . no , i know you did n't know all the details , but you had all the answers . that damned stuffed elephant . your family had my diamond all those years . 20 years i thought about one thing , that diamond . and 20 years of looking for it cost me my family . my wife did not die . she left me . she went and married some rich pig in europe , and do you know why ? i was obsessed by that diamond . i had to have it . and i still have to have it . you got the rest of my days right there in your pocket , so you need to just give it me right now or go ahead and shoot me . [ next_on ] [ angie walks in and gasps as robert grabs her ] robert : who would 've known `` until death do us part `` would come so soon . [ angie screams as robert fires his gun into the ballroom full of guests and hits julia ] angie : ow ! dixie : tad , run , get out now before it 's too late . robert : stay back . [ still holding angie as a shield , robert fires into the crowd and hits greg as he 's bending over julia ]
greenlee finds out about the `` grief sex `` between kendall and aidan and lets them have it . when she finds out that zach knew , she calls them all liars . aidan and kendall apologize . guest singer ne - yo performs for angie and jesse 's first dance . babe and jr dance and then get a room and make love . robert searches jesse and angie 's bridal suite , but can not find the diamond ; he runs into jesse and a gun instead . adam rushes to the wedding to get his family , because dixie warns him that there will be tragedy at the wedding .
tad : nurse gayle , you are a total vision . gayle : mr. martin , this is not a good idea . tad : not a good idea at all , just fun . [ tad humming ] tad : and now the dip . gayle : mr. martin , mr. martin ? mr. martin ? jake : what happened ? gayle : we were just dancing . jake : tad , can you hear me ? tad ? [ scene_break ] colby : scott . i 'm so sorry . scott : your dad , he 's going to be ok . mine 's in the morgue . he looks like he 's sleeping . colby : i love uncle stuart . everybody did . i 'm so sorry . scott : why is n't sorry ever enough ? [ scene_break ] adam : stuart 's gone . my brother -- my brother 's dead . j.r. : i 'm so sorry . adam : no , no ! no ! j.r. : i know . adam : no , you do n't know . you do n't know . it 's my fault . it 's all my fault . [ scene_break ] liza : oh , my , if it is n't the ghost of jesse hubbard . jesse : liza damn colby . plus one . liza : so how the hell are you ? jesse : busy with the chandler murder case . liza : yes , i know . my mother is in pieces . jesse : adam was the likely target . it 's funny , you just now hitting town . so why do n't we just cut to the chase ? where were you when stuart chandler was shot ? liza : oh , the chief of police . well , you really have come a long way since we were kids . jesse : oh , yeah , the good old days , when you accused me of rape just to keep greg thinking that you were always little miss sunshine . i remember that . liza : listen , i am very sorry about that . i thought we had made peace . jesse : mm . liza : look , really , i 've changed quite a bit since then . jesse : yeah . at the time of stuart 's murder , where were you ? liza : i was at the chandler mansion . [ scene_break ] officer : the da 's on his way to take your statement . officer : all right , this way . officer : sit tight and i 'll be right back . zach : they caught you . annie : no , actually , i confessed . turned myself in . kidnapping , fleeing the country , murder -- it was time . it 's funny , is n't it ? both of us sitting here . you wanted adam dead . i saved his life . zach : what do you mean you saved his life ? annie : i was at the mansion when it happened , the murder . i bumped into adam , and he was all over the place and there were all the gunshots , all the people , all the cops , so i protected him and got him out of that house , but then he had a heart attack , the poor guy . but i revived him . is it true you confessed to killing stuart ? takes a lot of guts to confess to killing the most - loved man in town . [ scene_break ] kendall : you killed my son . you took him from me . you have to die . you have to die , adam . [ gun firing ] kendall : how long have you been there ? ryan : long enough to know you were dreaming about the murder . [ scene_break ] tad : is there anything wrong with me ? jake : so far , no . tad : ah hah ! jake : but you are acting differently . you can see that , ca n't you ? and i do n't know if it 's temporary . i do n't know if it 's permanent . but it concerns me . what concerns -- tad : you know , would that be such a terrible thing ? would that be so awful ? what is so against the law of nature and man that , you know , you ca n't have a good time ? i mean , what 's wrong with looking at the bright side , of seeing the cup half full to overflowing ? if that 's so wrong , cuff me now . go ahead . jake : and i 'm happy for you . it 's fantastic . it 's fantastic . i just , just -- tad : it 's killing me . it 's fantastic , but -- jake : you 're making -- oh , now you 're poking fun at me . tad : you want me to be miserable like you , that 's what it is . jake : you 're making fun of me . tad : no , i 'm not . just , come on , i like -- look , you 're my kid brother . i adore you , but i look at you and you need a couple of volts of something , really . if i were you , i would n't be lecturing me . i would be learning from me , you know . do n't , do n't wait to get a bullet in the head to find out what 's important . like the people you love , you know , and optimism , and hope . and yes , the occasional laugh . i mean , do n't get me wrong . i adore you , but i look at you , and you are definitely a quart low on happy . as a matter of fact , you 're the one should be making some changes , not me . [ scene_break ] liza : yeah , i was at the chandler mansion , but i never got past the front gate . jesse : go on . liza : well , colby and i have been having difficult times . ever since she moved in with adam -- actually , even before that . i tried reaching out to her . you know , tell her about the pregnancy . tried by the phone but she just was n't having it . the long distance was not working for us , so i figured i would show up . figured the element of surprise would be best . she could n't deny me if i just showed up , right ? so she met me at the gate , and i told her . i told her how much i loved her and how much i wanted us to be a family , especially with this one on the way , but she just was n't having it . i mean , you know how teenagers can be . she would n't even let me on the property . so i left . look , if you do n't believe me , you can talk to colby . she 'll confirm everything i said . jesse : well , that 's exactly what i intend to do . welcome home . liza : thank you . [ scene_break ] annie : it 's ironic , us here , both murderers . i always knew you had it in you , to kill someone . just too bad you killed the wrong man . zach : go to hell . annie : something tells me you 'll be there first . officer : let 's go . annie : save me a spit next to yours . henry : mr. slater . henry north , district attorney . zach : i want to be arraigned . henry : all part of the process . zach : no , i want to be arraigned now . [ scene_break ] kendall : i was -- i was in the chandler house , floating from room to room , and there were these flashes of light , and i kept saying `` for ian , i have to do this for ian . `` and then i remember i was so angry . and then i was outside . i was on the terrace looking in , and i could see adam and i had a gun on my hand . and i remember -- i remember that feeling of hate . i can feel how much i hated him . i remember wanting to kill him , wanting to pull the trigger , wanting him dead for my baby . and then the gun went off and there was a loud bang . ryan : it was just a dream . ok , one you probably should n't be talking about . kendall : well , i 'm awake now . and stuart is gone , and zach 's in jail , and i 'm here . ryan : and ian is alive . kendall : yeah , he is . oh , he is , he is . how 's emma ? ryan : she 's good . she 's safe . she 's home with corrina . annie turned herself in . kendall : go be with her . ryan , go be with your daughter right now . ryan : she 's napping . i 'll be there when she wakes up . i 'll be there when she wakes up . kendall : i envy her . i do , being able to sleep . i 'm afraid to close my eyes , afraid i 'll dream that dream again . ryan : what are you so scared of ? kendall : all of it . the look in zach 's eyes , the gunshot . and now zach confessed . ryan : hey , um -- if there 's anything else that you need to tell me , i 'm here . kendall : of course . well , actually , there is one thing i have to tell you . um , jake examined ian earlier and said he 's getting healthier by the minute . ryan : oh , that 's great . that 's so amazing . kendall : mm - hmm . ryan : go be with him , ok ? and give him a kiss for me . kendall : i will . ryan : ok . kendall : i will . [ scene_break ] liza : colby , we have to -- colby : what do you want ? liza : listen , we have to talk , all right ? i need you to tell jesse hubbard that our conversation happened at the gates of the mansion and that it happened before stuart was killed . colby : you want me to lie for you ? liza : jesse just asked me where i was when stuart was murdered . colby : the truth did n't work ? liza : i went for a walk . nobody saw me . i have no alibis , no witnesses , i just -- i panicked . colby : you must suck as a lawyer . liza : listen , the conversation 's real . i just switched the time and the place . colby : which is the same as lying . liza : colby , if you could just back me up on this one thing -- colby : oh , god , did you do it ? is that why you came back ? to kill dad ? but then you shot uncle stuart and now you want me to cover for you ? liza : colby , do n't be ridiculous . colby : then tell me the truth and spare me the `` walk in the park `` story . liza : i was in the mansion . yeah , i was there when stuart was killed . [ scene_break ] adam : i have to see my brother . j.r. : you stay in bed . those crazy pills made you sick . adam : i do n't give a damn about those pills . i just want to see my brother . so many people wanted me dead . i made them all hate me . i did n't care . i did n't care . i dared them . but i was too strong and too silent and too powerful and too untouchable . how many times did stuart beg me , beg me to be kind and generous , knowing , loving -- all things that came so easily to stuart ? what kind of a god would let me live and allow the murder of a man as pure and innocent as stuart ? j.r. : maybe so you could have a second chance . so you could take a look at your life and make changes . hell , maybe even try some of that love and understanding that stuart wanted for you so badly . maybe so all of us not just remember but to live by it . maybe that was uncle stuart 's legacy . scott : do n't talk about my father 's legacy . the wrong man is lying in the morgue . [ scene_break ] [ tad humming ] tad : think fast . oh , he 's still got his reflexes . jake : mm - hmm . tad : beautiful , come on . jake : i learned from the best , did n't i ? tad : no , you lost to the best , repeatedly . jake : mm - hmm . tad : first one who drops it loses , ok ? jake : and then you make me do something ridiculous like moon the old folks ' home . tad : hey , do n't knock it , man , those women loved you . along with that one guy from illinois . jake : now that i think about it , you really loved humiliating me , did n't you ? huh ? tad : somebody had to , you were way too cool . jake : because i was very young and impressionable . no , the truth is that i really respected you . you knew how to live . no doubts , no looking back , no regrets . you know , they should call that `` mojo . `` in the dictionary , looking it up , that should be called `` mojo . `` tad : it does n't matter if you scare it away . it 's just as well . i can get it back . [ scene_break ] liza : i was so desperate to just talk with you , colby , so i went into the house . colby : you broke in ? liza : well , it 's not exactly like your father would have welcomed me , and i did n't want to see him . i just wanted to talk with you . colby : so you broke in ? liza : i went around the terrace , but i could n't go in the terrace , because your father was in the parlor talking with j.r. , so i went to the back door and it was open . i went inside . i went upstairs and i saw you . you were sleeping . colby : i only conked out for a few minutes . you did n't wake me ? liza : no , because somebody was coming . i heard them so i left . colby : did you shoot my father ? liza : do n't be ridiculous . colby , i would n't shoot anyone . i am not a murderer . colby : if you 're so innocent , why not just tell the cops what you told me ? liza : you do n't believe me . you think the chief of police is going to believe me ? colby , i did not come here to start trouble , and i certainly did n't come here to upset you . i came here so that you and i can have a second chance . we could be a family , but if i 'm going to get railroaded for murder , because i do n't have an alibi , i 'm never going to get that opportunity to be the mother that i 've -- to be the mother i always wanted to be with you . colby , honey , i have real dreams for us . you , me , and your little brother or your little sister , happy , you know , like we were before i messed everything up . colby : but you need me to lie so that we can have all this happiness ? liza : i know you 're angry at me , but i also know that deep down inside that you do love me , and the only reason that i 'm coming to you with all of our differences is because you really are the only one that i can truly trust . please help me . colby : i -- i love my dad . i need to see him . liza : please , colby . jake : hey , what was that all about ? [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't know what to say . i do n't know how this could happen . scott : my father was dressed in your clothes . why ? adam : that was stuart 's idea . scott : dad never wore suits . adam : no , when i told him that i was transferring chandler to you , i wanted him to witness my new will . he thought he should wear a suit at such an important event . scott : so my father was dressed like you , mistaken for you , and shot because of your idea of putting me in charge ? this is insane . my dad is in the morgue because of your greed and your ego and your game playing . j.r. : he 's just trying to make sense of all this , dad . adam : no , he has every right to blame me . i might as well have pulled the trigger myself . colby : dad . adam : colby , colby . colby : i 'm so sorry about uncle stuart . i 'm so glad you 're all right . [ scene_break ] ryan : how 's annie ? jesse : still being processed , and after that , she 'll be transferred to a psychiatric facility . ryan : thank you . how did -- how did she seem ? jesse : well , not exactly the poster child for sanity , but seemed lucid , rational . i mean , hell , she saved adam chandler 's life . on second thought , maybe she is still crazy . so , um , how 's kendall holding up ? ryan : she 's struggling a little bit , but i think ian getting stronger , that 's helping . thanks for asking . jesse : you know , zach is pushing for an immediate arraignment . ryan : yeah , well , he confessed . it makes sense he 'd want to get it over with as quickly as possible . jesse : well , it 's not quite that simple . ryan : why ? you got a confession . jesse : well , forensics is still analyzing the bullet to see if it came from zach 's gun , and if i do n't have a match -- we 've got a whole new suspect list . jesse : ryan ? something you want to tell me ? ryan : no , i was just , um ... i was just thinking about how crazy that night was , you know ? jesse : yeah , well , crazy ai n't over yet , kid . i 've got a ton of questions and not half the answers i need . ryan : what does that mean ? the investigation is still open ? jesse : it 's a formality , mostly . there 's just one answer that just does n't fit , one witness that has a different story . ryan : whole new case . thing is , it does n't make any sense that zach would confess if he actually did n't do it . jesse : confession means prison . prison takes zach away from ian . and the way i see it , that kid is the center of zach 's life . he would n't give that up unless he had a damn good reason to . [ scene_break ] zach : my boy was dead , or so i thought . i blamed adam . i went to his house . it 's a big place , but i tracked him down . i lined him up , then fired , but it was n't adam . it was stuart . henry : murder was premeditated . zach : yeah . i went to his house prior , threatened him , told him if anything happens to my son , i will kill him . there were witnesses . henry : i 'll get their statements . zach : so how long before i can be arraigned ? henry : well , i 'm waiting for the ballistics . zach : why ? there are powder burns on my hands and then the bullet 's going to match the gun , so there 's -- henry : well , i 'm impressed by your eagerness , but there are steps to be taken . zach : why , why is that ? huh ? i confessed . open and shut , right ? henry : i 'll get this transcribed , get your signature , and schedule your arraignment for this afternoon . zach : good , let 's get this over with . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we did n't know that uncle stuart was in the house . scott : what ? j.r. : and his clothes , they did n't look like his . we just did n't know . we did n't know . scott : dad . damn it , no . no ! no ! marian ? marian : oh , scott . oh , scott . oh , god . colby : i 'm so sorry . adam : i need to see stuart . j.r. : not without the doctor 's approval . you do n't get out of the bed without it . adam : i do n't care . i need to see him . i need to see my brother . colby : dad ? j.r. : dad , you need to relax . colby : i am getting a nurse . adam : i need to see him . colby : excuse me . my dad , adam chandler -- he 's having trouble breathing . he 's upset . nurse : ok , i 'll take care of it . colby : ok . jesse : just the person i was looking for . colby : me ? jesse : yeah , i thought we might have a little chat about your mother . [ scene_break ] liza : colby just hates me . does n't matter what i say to her , she just does n't want to listen . jake : oh , i 'm sorry . were you looking for sympathy from the person you 're trying to blackmail ? liza : jake , this baby , amanda 's baby , it could be the key to rebuilding my relationship with colby . jake : and what happens when that does n't work ? liza : i want a child , jake . i 've made so many mistakes with colby , and this is my chance to do it right . jake : stop . the deal -- [ cart rolling ] jake : the deal was that you find an anonymous couple that live far , far away so that they would take the baby and keep it away from hayward . that was the deal . liza : i 'm going to keep this baby safe from david . jake : uh - huh . but you would n't mind giving up the baby to david , if i do n't go along with your plan , right ? liza : jake , i just want a family . i want a second chance . jake : ok . and you will do , obviously , anything to get it . liza : yes . jake : you know amanda 's never going to go along with something like this , so ... liza : well , amanda does n't have to know , if you just keep your mouth shut . jake : i 'm suddenly remembering why i have n't really missed you in several years . liza : i really am sorry that you are uncomfortable with this arrangement . look , i just want to be a mother to colby and to amanda 's baby . jake : i do n't know if you 've noticed , but colby 's very fond of her father . i mean , when she looks at adam , she does n't see a pitchfork or a tail or little horns . no . and i think he really loves her . he loves her just as much as he loves stuart . so my suggestion to you would be , if you 'd like to have a fresh start , i would give colby a little space , and i 'd return that fat suit to wherever you got it from . liza : you 're bitter because colby is n't yours . jake : oh ? liza : oh , yeah . you had daddy fantasies that were destroyed when adam switched his vial for yours . jake : no , no , no , no . i 'm not going to lie to you . i would 've loved to have been colby 's dad . loved it . the truth is i do n't live in the land of what could 've been or should 've been . i live in the land of what really is right now . liza : so you 're going to keep my secret ? jake : you really just take extreme to a whole new level , honey . liza : i 'll do whatever it takes to get whatever i want . jake : hmm . does that include killing adam ? [ scene_break ] nurse : you have to relax , mr. chandler . adam : yes , thank you . sorry . nurse : ok , now do n't get too comfortable . we still have some more tests scheduled . adam : all right . j.r. : i want a guard at the door . zach slater might have been arrested for stuart 's murder , but there 's still way too many people that want you dead . adam : a guard is n't going to stop hayward . j.r. : yeah , well , i 'm willing to take whatever steps necessary to protect you . adam : even though you wanted me dead ? take me to stuart . j.r. : all right . [ scene_break ] henry : sign here . and here . zach : ok , we 're done ? henry : see you in court ? zach : mm - hmm . hey . thanks for coming . how 's ian ? ryan : he 's doing really , really good . he 's getting stronger by the hour . zach : i 'm being arraigned this afternoon . ryan : this afternoon ? well , you 're going to need to call kendall . zach : i do n't want to talk to her . ryan : she 's going to want to be there for you . zach : i said no . just keep her away from me , please . and do me a favor . tell her to tell the kids i love them , please . [ scene_break ] kendall : your daddy and i love you so much . nurse : mrs. slater ? i did n't expect to see you here . i just heard on the news , they 're arraigning mr. slater today . [ scene_break ] scott : and then he put on a suit . dad . marian : i guess he wanted to celebrate the news . scott : yeah . he wanted to look good for the meeting with the lawyer . marian : yeah . scott : if i had n't have gotten caught up in chandler enterprises , this would 've never happened . marian : stuart was so proud of you . he called me after adam told him the news . oh , he was a little concerned about the responsibility -- and of adam 's influence . he knew you had the strength to make the right decisions . scott : agreeing to the competition for chandler , putting a new heart valve inside of a child , these are n't the things that dad would be proud of . marian : oh , stop that . just stop it . stuart loved you . the boy you were , the man you grew into , your heart , your passion . i see so much of stuart in you . scott : just before he died , i told him that i wanted to go fishing . i wanted to learn how to tie those lures of his . i should 've come home more , marian . i should 've spent more time with him . i should 've told him that i loved him . how grateful that i am that he raised me as his own son . marian : stuart knew all that . you know ? i think he put that suit on because after adam told him that you were going to be heading chandler enterprises , stuart felt equal to adam for the first time in his life . his son , the child that he raised , was going to carry on the family company . so , no matter what one thinks of adam , that is quite an accomplishment . it is something you can be proud of for the rest of your life . scott : i 'd trade it all to have him back . marian : i know . i know . [ scene_break ] jesse : so according to your mother , you would n't let her past the gate , you spoke , did n't go well , she split . is that pretty much how it happened ? colby : yes , it is . kind of . [ scene_break ] [ unintelligible chatter ] reporter : is it true that you meant to shoot adam chandler ? second reporter : did you confess ? first reporter : did you threaten adam chandler prior to shooting his brother ? second reporter : did you shoot at police ? reporter : how 's your son ? officer : let 's go , come on . reporter : are you sorry you shot the wrong man ? second reporter : will you ask for leniency ? zach : you should n't be here . kendall : i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i thought you 'd be at slater 's arraignment . face the man who killed your father . scott : i 'm looking at him . [ scene_break ] adam : stuart , i spent the better part of my life believing that i took care of you . you were the slower brother , the simple brother . well , nothing could be further from the truth , because you took care of me . i should 've listened to you , stuart . so , so many things . but i just pushed you aside and left you to your plants and your flowers and your painting and ... i still have that painting , the last one you gave me . it 's in my study . it 's the sunrise at the cove . it 's a place that you wanted to take me to see so many times , but i was always too busy to go . but i loved that painting . it -- it 's -- the strokes are so gentle and so rich . and you painted exactly as you lived ... gently and richly . what talent you had for living and for loving . you loved me every day of my life . and i failed you . i failed to love you as you should 've been loved . i failed to protect you . i am -- i am so sorry . i am so sorry . [ scene_break ] jesse : got a minute ? liza : i need to see my mother . jesse : yeah . i spoke with colby . liza : well , of course , you did . jesse : you lied . you and colby did n't talk at the gate . as a matter of fact , you did n't speak at all last night before the murder , but you were at the chandlers ' inside at the time of the murder . oh , do n't take it so hard , sweetheart . at least you got an honest daughter . most parents would be pleased with that . liza : i was in the house . jesse : to kill adam ? liza : i did not kill stuart , but i know who did . [ scene_break ] reporter : mr. slater , just one question . second reporter : you did n't answer our question . zach : get back to the hospital . take care of ian . kendall : ian is fine . so is spike . you are not . zach : forget about me . kendall : what are you talking about ? zach : just walk away . kendall : no , i will not . zach : walk away . have a family with ryan . raise our kids together . he 's their father now , not me . kendall : why are you being like this ? zach : i do n't have a choice . kendall : of course , you do . officer : come on , let 's go . kendall : no , zach , wait a minute . zach : do what i said . stay away from me . kendall : i do n't understand . zach just told me to stay away from him for good , to just forget about him . ryan : he 's trying to protect you , kendall . kendall : why would he have to protect me ? he 's the one who needs protecting . i mean , he 's the one who ... he confessed . oh , my god . oh , my god . zach confessed because he thinks i killed stuart . you think i killed him , too ?
tad starts to dance in the corridor of the hospital with gail when he suddenly collapses . jake rushes to tad 's side . in the corridor of the hospital , colby tells scott how sorry she is over the death of stuart , but scott does n't want to hear it . jesse meets up with liza in the corridor of the hospital . jesse begins to question her as to where she was when stuart was killed . annie is brought into the police station and handcuffed to a chair just outside of zach 's interrogation room . they hurl insulting remarks at each other . kendall dreams , once again , of the night when stuart was killed . she awakens with a start and finds ryan looking at her . kendall tells ryan what had happened at the chandler mansion . ryan lets kendall know that annie had turned herself in . liza tells jesse a lie when it came to where she was the night that stuart was killed . zach meets with his lawyer and gives his statement .
[ celia 's nightmare ] [ tapping ] little girl : [ distorted singing ] he 's always right behind you . [ echoing ] right behind you . [ spooky old man suddenly appears behind celia ] pete : hey . hey , hey , hey . you 're fine . just a bad dream . you 're totally safe . you 're in the big not - so - bad apple with me . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell ringing ] opal : all right , all right ! i 'm dancing as fast as i can here ! oh , hello . what -- what are you -- evelyn : where 's celia ? opal : h - how should i know ? she 's gone missing on you ? evelyn : she has run off with your son . opal : oh , horsefeathers ! petey ... just left early . evelyn : we were on our way to europe last night when your son shows up impersonating a chauffer and they ran off together . opal : oh , my lord . evelyn : mm - hmm . she texted me a short while later and asked me not to worry . i 'd like to know exactly what i 'm supposed to do when it 's quite obvious that she 's been taken advantage of . opal : wait . excuse me . but if there 's anybody being taken advantage of here , it is my petey . since the day that that little vixen wagged her plaid - clad caboose in his direction , she has been luring him in like a trapdoor spider . evelyn : mrs. cortlandt ... celia is a complete innocent in every way . your son has convinced her to stay out all night with the obvious intention of seducing her . [ scene_break ] brooke : oh , i love you , too , adam . oh , god , do i miss you . and please , do not worry about jr . if you really think that he 's lying about not remembering what happened that night , i will find out soon enough . and , yes , i will make sure that aj is protected , too . hurry home ! [ door opens ] aj : hey . miranda : hey . i did n't know if you still wanted to -- i mean , i hope it 's okay that i -- aj : what ? miranda : you still want to take the bus together , right ? aj : uh , how else are we supposed to get to school ? miranda : right . aj : so , um , you ready for today ? miranda : ca n't wait ! `` look who 's back in school -- ' moron - da ' montgomery , lesbo princess . ' `` aj : i expect you to walk in like you 're hot shit and own the place . miranda : [ sighs ] this day 's gon na suck . aj : so , let 's get it over with . miranda : aj , wait . just so things are n't super - awkward between us ... about last night ... aj : you mean the kiss . miranda : it -- it was way too -- i mean , things are complicated enough , what with my mom and your dad . and you and i , since we were born , we 're practically family . you 're my best friend . i do n't want to screw that up . aj : it 's cool . miranda : is it ? i want to make sure we 're on the same page on this . aj : yeah . no worries . it 's cool . [ scene_break ] vlad : get that one cleaned up . she made impression on client last night . he wants her all night tonight . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , hey . angie : any -- any news ? jesse : well ... [ sighs ] we were chasing down a lead . turned out to be a dead end , for now , but when we were out there ... the craziest thing happened . i still ca n't believe it . angie : what ? jesse : i came face - to - face with a ghost . [ knock on door ] angie : [ sighs ] jesse : what the hell are you doing here ? ! angie : god ! jesse : angela , this -- angie : oh , god . how could this be ? ! jesse : this is who i was talking about . billy clyde : may i say you are still a stunningly beautiful woman . angie : you took her , did n't you ? where is she ? what have you done with my daughter ? ! [ scene_break ] uri : [ slams down his cell phone ] [ scene_break ] cara : whoa . are you okay ? jr : [ grunts ] cara : stop it , all right ? you 're not gon na be beating yourself up . jr : it 's so frustrating . i 'm not getting any better . cara : you are -- getting better . you 're just not getting there as fast as you 'd like . jr : well , there 's a meeting of chandler shareholders today . you know , i want to walk in there confident , not like some weakling hobbling on a cane . it 's pathetic . cara : then you 're setting yourself up for disaster , because you are not there , all right ? not yet . let 's go . up , up , up , up , up , up . jr : [ groans ] cara : come on . but you will be , all right ? i will make sure of it . stop being so damn impatient . jr : yeah . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone chimes ] celia : [ scoffs ] pete : let me guess -- evelyn , the human chastity belt . celia : [ laughs ] pete : i swear to god she has my mother 's sixth sense . do n't ask . she 's persistent , though . i 'll give her that . celia : oh , my god , pete ! look at all these texts . there 's like 50 ! she must have been up all night . she 's definitely freaking out that i did not go to europe and that i ran off with the chauffer . pete : well , i 'll give you a ride if you want . celia : no . i do n't want to go back . i am having fun with you here in new york . [ scoffs ] it is way past time that i have fun for a change . [ scene_break ] tia : do you see what i mean now ? about needing the pills . they help you get through it . cassandra : i do n't want to get through it . i want to fight back , and i will . tia : yeah , expect superman to come flying through that window any moment now . cassandra : he will be . my dad was expecting me the night they took me . he 's the chief of police of pine valley , and i guarantee every law organization is out looking for me by now . [ scene_break ] jesse : angela . angela ! let go . billy clyde : i think we have a misunderstanding of the situation . angie : you better tell me where my daughter is ! jesse : angela , calm down . angie : i ca n't calm down ! he has my daughter , and i know it ! jesse : i - i thought the same thing , too . but now i do n't . i think he might be able to help us find her . [ scene_break ] jr : [ sighs ] brooke : oh ! hey ! do n't you look great . jr : oh , thanks . i do n't think it looks too bad . i certainly do n't recommend the diet i was on . [ chuckles ] brooke : where are you off to ? jr : well , is n't the board meeting today ? brooke : oh . yes . jr : what 's wrong , brooke ? brooke : jr , i 'm fairly certain that your father does n't want you at the meeting today . jr : [ clears throat ] brooke : the company is at a critical place . adam has , uh , a lot of ambitious ideas , and i have a lot of strong - arming to do with some of the board members . i think if you are there , and he is n't ... jr : yeah , it 's gon na remind them of my reign of terror as ceo . they 'll think i 'm planning another palace coup . brooke : jr , i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . jr : no . do n't be . no one to blame but myself . [ sighs ] brooke : well , i think this is something that you should , uh , work out with your father . just give it some time . [ door opens , closes ] jr : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] aj : whoa . what do you want ? hunter : easy , boy wonder . nothing to do with you . i came to apologize . things kind of got out of hand . aj : listen -- i know you 're up to something . what -- are your boys around the corner ready to jump us or something ? hunter : you 're paranoid , chandler . i 'm being real . aj : what do you want ? hunter : yo , you want a piece of me again ? let 's do this ! i 'm ready for you this time . miranda : can you just leave us alone , please ? hunter : i apologize , and this is what i get ? whatever . looks like your loser bff has n't learned his lesson yet . hey , make sure he stays away from me , or his attitude 's gon na get his ass kicked . score him a one - way ticket out of school for good . [ scoffs ] miranda : [ sighs ] i want to go home ! [ groans ] aj : stop ! do n't let that asshole get to you , okay ? look , the worst part 's over . come on . we 're gon na have fun while we do it , okay ? cheer up ! let me see you smile ! miranda : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] angie : i assume you 're still a pimp . billy clyde : oh , that be some crass terms , my lady . angie : do you or do you not still arrange for women to sell their bodies for your profit ? billy clyde : uh , well , i - i - i tithe a full 10 % of all my income to the good lord . and yes , i am -- i am the protectorate of these damsels . yes , i - i look after them . i am -- i am their shepherd . i show them the way . yes , i keep them safe and happy throughout the many curvatures of life . jesse : listen . if he can help us find her , i think he might be worth listening to . billy clyde : yes . allow me to get in touch with one of my associates , and she will confirm the veracity of my assertions here . is that agreed , hmm ? and thence , i shall get back in touch with you , and i 'm sure all will be fine , my lady . [ scene_break ] vlad : wear this . the client wants to play games . here . [ hands out pills to all 4 women ] tia : i have some information for uri . vlad : you know ... i think i play game with you right now . come . [ door closes ] eileen : go on . take them . it wo n't be as bad if you do . cassandra : i 'm not gon na give in . i 'm gon na fight , until it kills me , or i kill them . [ scene_break ] kyle : coach was pretty hard on you . i thought you were off the team for a minute . aj : nah , i should be good , man . as long as i do n't get into it with hunter again . i just hope it did n't screw up my chances for starting pitcher . kyle : get real . rick 's got starting locked . you missed the last three practices , and his fastball topped 80 yesterday . aj : what ? wait , you 're shitting me , right ? i mean , he could barely top 60 last month . where 'd this superman arm come from ? kyle : duh . he 's been juicing way longer than the rest of us have . aj : what ? the whole team 's using steroids ? kyle : you 're not ? aj : no , man . why should i ? kyle : to be first string . why else does anybody do it , dude ? look , you need to catch up fast , or else your ass is gon na be on that bench the rest of your life . take this . 250 milligrams test `` e , `` twice a week to start . inject it into your ass muscle . see how it feels for the first week . you may need to double up to catch up to the rest of us . you can pay me later . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : now remember , my darling , we are going to go with the script that we rehearsed , huh ? ruby marie : right . the script -- where we get the chief to shut down the strip club that 's been taking away all of your business . billy clyde : [ chuckles ] right . ruby marie : how come you do n't shut down the club on your own ? billy clyde : what and expose to the world my operations -- my beeswax operations ? oh , please . the lord giveth . the lord taketh away . but the lord will especially taketh away if you do not keep your mind on your best assets . ruby marie : oh ! billy clyde : here they come . remember now -- stick with the script . ruby marie : mm - hmm . billy clyde : dr. hubbard . mm . chief hubbard . allow me to produce miss ruby marie ... delight . ruby marie : [ chuckles ] angie : have you seen my daughter ? do you know where she is ? ruby marie : do i ? billy clyde : [ scoffs ] no , you do not know where she is . [ chuckles ] well , she 's a little nervous . why do n't i simply summarize all the information that she 's given me with regard to the men she believes responsible for this -- jesse : i have a better idea . you stay here , and i 'll take miss ... delight right over here for a little chat . billy clyde : well , i think our proximity -- jesse : shut up ! stay put . you . angie : if i ever ... ever find out that you had anything to do with cassandra 's disappearance , i will pay someone to throw you back in the river , and make sure that this time , you never make it out ! [ scene_break ] uri : but you have something special to tell me now ? tia : yeah . the new girl , cassandra -- she told me her father 's the chief of police in pine valley . uri : what you say ? tia : she said it . her stepdad -- he 's the top guy with the pvpd . and she also said he 'll have every law enforcement agency out looking for her . [ uri slaps vlad ] vlad : [ grunts ] uri : you told me she was french . vlad : i watched her go through customs . she had french passport ! uri : you stupid idiot ! do you know what danger you have put us in ? [ scene_break ] opal : listen , petey . it 's me . i want you to call me pronto . i want to know that you 're okay ! uh , ms. johnson , the , uh , the headmistress of bramwell hall , says you and celia ran off together . well , where the devil did you go ? now , come on . call me ! i want to know that you 're all right . call me , damn it . evelyn : well , this is n't celia 's , so i wonder where she got this . opal : beats me . pete : hello , celia fitzgerald . it 's pete cortlandt . we met the other day when you dropped your bag . ever since then , we 've pretty much been missing each other , so i figured i would take the initiative to reintroduce myself . opal : well , like i said , the boy has been bewitched ! [ scene_break ] celia : [ sighs ] oh , what a morning ! i feel like i 'm on cultural overload . pete : and that was just the east village . it 's pretty cool , though , right ? celia : uh , the coolest ! i 've never had coffee in an underground speakeasy . and that mural -- it was , like , exploding off the wall . pete : john matos is the man when it comes to mind - blowing art . celia : i 've never been to that part of manhattan before . evelyn has a rule -- `` never go south of rockefeller plaza . `` pete : well , definitely do n't text evelyn with those reality - show dudes around . celia : oh , god , no ! she 'd strip search me to make sure i did n't have one . and she 's never gon na believe that you 're not trying to corrupt me . pete : well , maybe i am . celia : you ca n't corrupt the willing . [ chuckles ] pete : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] miranda : [ sighs ] aj : hey , what 's going on ? miranda : well , study hall sucks . a couple of girls moved 'cause they did n't want hunter to see them sitting with me . but most of them told me what an asshole they thought he was for what he did , so it has n't been total hell . how about you ? staying out of trouble ? aj : uh , i mean , i got reamed by coach for getting suspended , but -- and he did say i 'd get kicked off the team if i pulled , like , that stunt again , but -- miranda : damn it , ace . i 'm sorry . it 's -- it 's all my fault . aj : no , it 's not , okay ? and i 'd do it again ! i 'd do it again for you . miranda : you 're still up for starting pitcher , right ? aj : yeah , i am . um ... me and rick . miranda : okay . aj : we 'll see . miranda : well , um , i got to go , but i 'll see you after last period ? aj : yeah . [ scene_break ] pete : will you promise to remember that when we get back to pine valley and evelyn starts in on you for ditching her -- will you just hold on to who you were when you were here , with me in this moment ? because in this moment , i really , really want to do something , and i do n't want you to think about anything else . celia : okay . what do you want to do ? pete : this . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] evelyn : your ignorance in the face of this evidence is absolutely astounding ! your son is the troublemaker here , and he has no idea just how serious that trouble might be ! [ scene_break ] jr : leaving already ? cara : what are you doing here ? i thought you had a board meeting to get to . jr : i was uninvited . seems i 'm an ugly reminder of the company 's darker days . cara : [ sighs ] i 'm sorry . jr : god , if one more person says that or tells me to take some more time , i swear to -- you know , i guess a bullet to the head and five years of my life was n't enough for them . you know , if david hayward was n't such a bad shot , i think everybody might be better off . cara : okay . you know what ? you got to cut the self - pity crap . it is so unattractive . jr : well , what am i supposed to do ? plot my revenge on everybody that keeps spitting on me ? cara : that 's a choice , or ... you could set up some priorities , you know . get your body back in shape , and then try to convince everybody that you are a changed man . jr : well , do you think i am ... a changed man ? cara : look . i , um -- i told you before , i did n't really know you then . but i am all for second chances , and i believe that you are sincere in wanting one . jr : well , you 're one of the few . i appreciate that . okay , well ... priorities it is . all right . first , body , and then business . yeah ? but you know what ? before either one , i 've got to eat , so ... uh , look -- why do n't i buy us lunch , and then , we 'll jump into an afternoon session ? [ scene_break ] angie : i 'm sure dixie would n't buy this `` saved by the blood of jesus `` act any more than i do , not after you kidnapped and almost raped her ! billy clyde : in philippians , paul reminds us to let the past be in the past and -- angie : just stop spouting all those bible verses at me , after all the hell that you put on the people of this town ! billy clyde : `` vengeance is mine , `` says the lord . jesse : come here . billy clyde : once in a while , judgment day comes before it 's expected . angie : [ sighs ] ruby marie : your husband 's a real peach . jesse : our daughter is still out there somewhere in the hands of these perverts , and you have the nerve to take advantage of our grief to get me to shut down your competition ? ! i swear to god . billy clyde : well , i think , mayhap , the young lady said something and was not understood . jesse : you know what ? shut up . until you have hard , cold proof about who took my daughter ... you keep your ugly ass away from pine valley . i do n't want to see you around here ? is that understood ? am i clear ? billy clyde : crystally . [ scene_break ] uri : the daughter of the chief of police . vlad : i swear , her passport -- uri : it does not matter now ! she is liability . we have to get rid of her ... immediately .
celia has a strange nightmare about being inside a courtroom as a little girl and then turning to see the figure of a stern older man . celia notices that evelyn has sent her about 50 text messages but she does n't want to return to pine valley yet . pete takes celia to the east village , and when they return to the hotel , they share a kiss . evelyn arrives at opal 's place to tell her pete has taken celia , and she does n't know where they are . opal tells evelyn that celia has bewitched pete , but evelyn insists pete is the troublemaker . opal leaves pete a desperate message her right away . celia believes pete can not corrupt her , because she 's willing . working out with cara 's help , jr is frustrated by his slow progress , so she advises him to take it easy on himself . he wants to be in tip - top shape when he attends the chandler board meeting . all dressed up in a suit and tie , aj overhears a phone call between brooke and adam where she says she will protect aj from jr , who may be lying about being unable to remember what happened the night of their engagement party five years ago . brooke cautions jr not to go to work against his father 's wishes but to work it out with him . jr takes cara 's advice to work on himself first , then worry about business . grateful for being his sounding board , jr offers to take cara to lunch .
[ traffic goes by outside as jonathan and lily sleep in the hotel room , she in bed , he in a chair . ] lily : jonathan ? jonathan : lily ? i 'm -- i 'm right here . lily : jonathan . jonathan : i 'm -- it 's all right . i 'm right here . you -- you were dreaming , that 's all . you just -- you must have been having a bad dream . lily : it was an awful dream . jonathan : well , i was watching you all night from right there . and i was watching un -- until the sun came up . and i must have fallen asleep , but you were sleeping peacefully until right now . are -- are you ok ? lily : no , i 'm not . [ scene_break ] erin : whoa , whoa -- you think that you can find jonathan ? jonathan 's not the one who 's supposed to be lost . aidan : i was at the main library on fifth avenue , and jonathan did n't want me to read an e - mail from lily . so he whacks me over the head , and he knocks me out . erin : oh , my god . aidan , are you ok ? aidan : yeah . erin : so , now jonathan and lily are both lost ? [ scene_break ] simone : oh , this is great . you twist this way , and the lip brush extends . danielle : twist the other end , blush brush . simone : oh , my gosh . and then in our stardust package -- danielle : we add a slot for the wand . simone : oh , that 's good . babe : hi , simone , danielle . simone : great minds . oh , my gosh . babe : what 's up ? simone : kendall is going to totally love this . danielle : yeah . babe : really ? simone : i can not wait to tell her . babe : let 's see . a dual - purpose makeup brush , huh ? i approve -- simone : oh , gee . babe : of the design , but your little freeze out here needs to thaw . did you seriously think ignoring me is going to make me go away ? i 'm not so easy to get rid of . j.r. tried and look where it got him . [ scene_break ] j.r. : ugh ! [ jail door closes ] j.r. : if you have n't come to bust me out , start walking . [ jail door closes ] j.r. : uncle stuart ? stuart : hi . j.r. : i did n't expect -- everybody 's cut me off . family , i mean . they do n't give a damn about me . they do n't care what happens . stuart : well , maybe they just need some time to figure it out . j.r. : have you come to figure out if you hate me , too ? stuart : i love you . j.r. : then you want to help me ? stuart : if i can only figure out how . j.r. : well , you can post my bail for me . you can get me out of here . yeah . help me get home . [ scene_break ] [ walking outside tad 's house , dixie recalls voices from the past . ] young j.r. 's voice : these are brickettes on buns ! tad 's voice : give me a break . they 're a little well - done . big deal . young jamie 's voice : try cremated , dad . young j.r. 's voice : jamie , let 's get a shotgun -- skeet shoot ! tad 's voice : do n't . [ boys laugh ] tad 's voice : no , do n't you throw -- throw one -- stop it . young j.r. 's voice : yeah ! dixie 's voice : whoa ! chef go on strike ? tad 's voice : come on , dixie -- stop , stop . [ cheers and laughter ] [ voices end ] tad : been a long time . place look familiar ? dixie : it was our home . our family was here . until i threw it away . tad : threw it away and stayed away . dixie : i need to tell you the truth -- about kate , about what happened to her . i know i should have come to you a long time ago , but i just did n't have the guts . i 've been a coward . and i just ca n't take it anymore . i 've been afraid for too long . tad : afraid of me ? dixie : no , afraid for you . because this is going to break your heart . tad : that happened four years ago . when you left pine valley . when brooke came to me and told me that your car had gone off the road in the rain . i 've already dealt with the death of the woman i love and my daughter . how could this possibly get worse ? dixie : i thought that i could fix it . but i 've just made mistake after mistake . tad : dixie , the first mistake was mine . it was my fault , because i did n't trust you . i never accepted how badly you wanted to have our daughter . i was too selfish . i could n't deal with the idea of losing you . so in the end , i lost both of you . dixie : tad , this is not your fault . tad : it 's a fact . you had to go halfway around the world to go -- to get away from me . dixie : tad , we had it all until i threw it away . tad : what does that mean ? [ scene_break ] [ greg wakes up and finds david sitting next to him sipping from his coffee cup . ] ] david : ah . oh , thank god . i made it in time . greg : what are you doing here ? david : i thought you were dead . how are you feeling ? greg : how am i supposed to feel ? david : i do n't know . i woke up from a dead sleep with severe pains in my chest . i immediately thought of you . oh , do n't get me wrong . not in the romantic sense . in the professional one . i had symptoms of a cardiac arrest -- yours . greg : this is not funny . [ david chuckles ] david : actually , i do find it mildly amusing . but for you , it 's potentially tragic . greg : have you been drinking ? david : before breakfast ? rarely . greg : well , you 've definitely taken something . what , are you into a psychotropic drug ? what was it ? david : oh , that 's very kind of you to be concerned . but you 're not my doctor , doctor . i 'm yours . greg : i do n't need you . not here , not now . david : oh , you will . greg : what do you want from me ? david : kate martin . you remember . dixie cooney martin 's daughter . where is she ? greg : so dixie got to you , too ? i was her ob - gyn for a while some time ago -- david : what did you do with the kid ? sell her ? give her away ? greg : i really wish dixie would let go of this madness . david : what did you do with dixie 's daughter ? greg : i understand you want to do the right thing and help your friend . it 's very admirable . but i think it 's time now for you to leave . david : no problem . at least for me . but if i walk out that door , i 'm not going to be here when you need me . which should n't be too long from now . nope . and i would almost hate to think what would happen to you without me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : ok . so my bail is set at 1.5 million . now , normally , that would be a slam dunk , but babe and krystal have got my dad on such a short chain , they 've convinced him to freeze my assets . stuart : adam 's -- adam 's worried about you . j.r. : no , he 's worried about keeping krystal in his bed . but he ca n't stop you from putting up my bail , can he ? stuart : oh , no , no , he -- he has nothing to say about what i do with my money that he gave me . j.r. : well , look , you get it together , then . i could be out by tonight . i 've had it with this clown show . stuart : no , i -- i 've always loved clowns . even though they put little tear drops on their cheeks . that makes me laugh . j.r. : no , i do n't -- i do n't mean it in the literal sense . look , it 's just so crazy . i 'm in jail , and babe 's out there -- stuart : babe -- j.r. , you -- you tried to kill babe . and you almost killed kendall , instead . there 's something real not funny about that . it 's -- it 's sad . awful sad . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , it 's really sad that we ca n't pull together . you love kendall , and you 're upset because she and her baby are in danger . well , guess what -- so am i . you want to blame me ? screw that , but go ahead . i ca n't stop you . simone : you 've got that right . babe : you know what ? i really do n't give a damn , either . kendall knows exactly how i feel . i am so sick and tired of trying to prove that i am a human being . i 'm not some virus , i am a person . and this person , whether you like it or not , is part owner in fusion . you know , and since you really do n't have any stock here , how about you keep that little thought to yourself ? but i would love to hear what 's bouncing around in your head , so we can get back to the reason that we 're all here -- to run a successful company . or are you here for different reasons ? simone : if kendall dies , i do n't know what 'll be left of fusion to run . danielle : i mean , first greenlee left . and now , kendall might -- it just wo n't be the same . simone : do i really want to butt heads with you every minute of every day ? is that some kind of life ? danielle : i mean , working with the woman who perjured like a rug in court ? all that stuff about kendall 's sudden morph into mommy - want - to - be of the century ? babe : it was n't perjury . simone : oh , right , right . you and kendall are just suddenly so tight that she only divulged , you know , her inner mommy - drive to you , and only you . as if -- erin : hey , hey , hey , hey . simone : please . you are such a liar ! erin : hey ! ok ? babe -- she did what she thought was right . and it 's a free world . but you 're -- you 're not free to beat up on her . simone : yeah . and you know what ? i hired you , so i can very gladly fire you . erin : ok , as i said , free world . babe : go ahead , simone . ax erin so i can rehire her . [ scene_break ] jonathan : drinking water is the -- the best thing that you can do when you 're hung - over . lily : but i 'm not hanging over anything . i 'm just -- i 'm sitting up straight . jonathan : no , it -- it 's when you drink too much alcohol , and -- and you need to replace your -- your -- lily : are you hanging over , too ? [ scene_break ] dixie : when kate was born , she was tiny . but she was strong . her cries were -- were loud . she demanded everyone 's attention . and she had these beautiful deep blue eyes . she only weighed a little over 3 pounds . she should be here . we should be pushing her from the -- the old tree , in a swing . she should be wrestling with a puppy that we gave her . she should -- she should have all the neighbors here , and her friends , everybody -- tad : it 's way too late for `` should have beens . `` dixie : it is not too late . tad : all you 're doing is torturing us . dixie : it is not too late . tad , she 's alive . kate is alive somewhere out there , growing up with other parents . greg madden lied . greg madden lied . kate is alive . she did n't die . he gave her to another couple , and i do n't know who . i 've tried to find her . i 've -- i 've followed him , i 've -- i 've threatened him . i just ca n't do it alone anymore . tad : you 're not alone . dixie : so you 'll help me ? tad : you know i will . dixie : you 'll help me ? we 'll find our daughter together ? tad : dixie , it 's all right . dixie : no , it 's -- tad : it is . dixie : it 's not . tad : it will be . i finally understand . i get it . you needed your family , but you did n't think you could come home . dixie : no , i could n't , because you would be so angry . tad : honey , why would i be angry ? you just did n't want to accept it . who could ? but things are different now . you 're not alone . we can grieve together . dixie : well -- grieve ? tad : yeah . you 're -- you 're home . that 's the most important thing . dixie : you do n't -- you do n't believe me . tad : dixie , we can get through this thing together . dixie : no , wait . no , let go . listen to me , ok ? kate is alive . she did n't die , ok ? greg madden made all of that up . why -- why wo n't you believe me ? tad : i believe that kate will always be alive in both our hearts . dixie : well -- you think i 'm insane ? tad : i think you 're heartbroken . and i think you need help . and i want to help you . dixie : no . how can you help me ? come on . you just help me . just believe me . why wo n't you believe me ? tad : because my father talked to the hospital where kate was born . he just faxed us a copy of her death certificate . dixie : huh . [ scene_break ] babe : you do not outvote or outrank me , simone . simone : maybe not yet , but i definitely outclass you . erin : oh . very mature business practice . if you 're ticked off , you just go for the throat . danielle : if you do n't like it , then -- erin : listen , guys , we 're tense . we 're upset about what 's going on with kendall . simone : some of us more than others . erin : well , do you think babe 's coasting ? her own husband just plotted to murder her . i think the honeymoon 's pretty much over there . and i know you two are wrecked about kendall , and i get that . but she 's pregnant with my nephew . do you think i 've got any -- any stake in this whole life - or - death thing ? because i do . one of my brothers is wrecked about what 's going on in that hospital and the other brother is lost somewhere in new york city . so right now , i do n't need your -- i do n't need your infighting , because i would rather be asking people if they preferred soy , nonfat , or whole milk with their latte . simone : ok . you know , it 's not fun for us , either . erin : ok , then please knock it off . because if you do n't , nobody 's going to have to fire or rehire me , because i 'm just going to quit . because life is -- is too short to be in a job that 's about as much fun as life with my parents . [ scene_break ] jonathan : was i -- was i right ? lily : yeah , the room feels more still now . i think i feel better . jonathan : it 's the water . lily : but water wo n't help you . jonathan : all that matters is that you 're ok , lily . i just -- i think i just need some more sleep , that 's all . lily : ok , well , since you watched over me and let me sleep , why do n't you get in bed , and i 'll watch over you ? [ scene_break ] erin : maybe it 's time to close fusion . is that it ? simone : no , no . kendall co - built this company and only kendall can dismantle it . agreed ? babe : agreed . danielle : and even though i 'm stockless , sounds sensible to me . erin : and to me . simone : so then -- uh -- we 'll go over these makeup wand designs . babe , if you would review the summer sales projections -- babe : i 'm on it . simone : thank you . and , erin , your marketing plan for the fall product line is absolutely fantastic . so i 'd really be thankful if you 'd stick around and see it through . erin : thanks . i would like that . simone : ok . please , i need you most of all . babe : well done . thanks . erin : hang in there . babe : hanging in is one of my best events . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you do n't think that i should be allowed to come home , either ? stuart : well , no , i did n't say that . j.r. : well , you have n't said anything about helping me out . stuart : well , when you -- when you say `` home , `` where is home now ? j.r. : well , it 's not in this place , with this concrete floor and this cot ! i do n't belong here ! i ca n't take much more of it , uncle stuart . you say you want to help me . do you mean it ? stuart : well , sure , of course , i do . j.r. : then call alfred vanderpoole at the bank , and tell him you need to get some cash together . stuart : yeah , well , if -- if i bail you out -- um -- where are you going to go ? and what are you going to do ? and who are you going to do it to ? [ scene_break ] josh : hey . i could n't help but -- i -- [ when josh approaches babe from behind , she silently hauls off and smacks him in the face . ] [ scene_break ] greg : perhaps your daughter 's marital difficulties have gotten to you , pushed you to the edge . david : hmm . you think so , huh ? greg : i sympathize . i mean , i -- i honestly do . and i 'm willing to forget this and -- david : oh , you are a prince . greg : yeah , i wo n't tell anyone what you said here if you 'll just -- i think you have to leave now . david : no , i ca n't do that . because you still have n't told me what you did with dixie 's daughter . greg : you 're going to force me to report this to the authorities . david : report what ? that i was determined to save your life ? greg : no , you threatened me . david : no , i merely made a prediction . greg : i 'm going to call the police . david : go right ahead . but you 're going to need a phone . where 's your cell ? greg : you 've taken it . david : and why would i do that ? you probably just misplaced it . i 'm sure it wo n't take you long to find it . maybe a couple of hours . but you see , the problem is you do n't have a couple of hours . ah , yes , of course , the land line . but apparently , this is n't going to work , either . looks like mice . you might want to lodge a complaint . [ scene_break ] dixie : this death certificate does n't mean a damn thing . madden faked it . he faked it . he 's got hundreds of those . why would you take his word over mine ? how could you listen to him over me ? tad : dixie , just try to stay calm , ok ? dixie : calm down ? do n't patronize me . god ! oh -- look , this is my own fault . if i had n't hidden from you , i -- i 've done this to myself . i 've destroyed any credibility i might have had . the more i say , the crazier i 'm going to sound , right ? re - generation . tad : the name of madden 's company -- so what ? dixie : yes , it 's also the name of madden 's island for pregnant women , where he artificially inseminates them with his own offspring . i know -- it sounds crazy , but zach was there . we were there . tad : i would n't trust zach as far as i could throw him . dixie : ok , josh -- josh is madden 's son , right ? but he 's not . josh -- is jeff 's son . jeff martin , our brother . and erica kane is his mother . tad : dixie -- dixie : i know . i know it sounds crazy . i sound insane , do n't i ? oh , go ahead , call oak haven . tell them to bring the little white jacket . i 'll put it on . but it 's not -- it 's not true , ok ? i 'm not crazy . i did n't make this up . tad : i know you did n't . dixie : you do ? tad : i know all about josh and jeff and what madden did to erica . dixie : ok . great . great , then . because i know the difference between fact and fantasy , tad . come on , i 've done some irrational things , but i am not a crazy person . tad : think you better tell me every single thing you remember from the moment kate was born . [ scene_break ] lily : did you get enough sleep ? do you feel any better ? jonathan : i think so , yeah . yeah , i do . lily : because i 'm not tired of looking over you , so you can close your eyes if you want to . jonathan : do you -- do you need some more water or anything ? lily : no , i 'm ok . are you mad at me ? jonathan : why ? because -- because i asked you about the water ? lily : no , because it 's my fault that you got hurt . jonathan : no , lily , it 's not your fault . the guy was a creep . lily , i 'm -- i 'm just happy i found you . lily : i know . i missed you so much . jonathan : we 're -- we 're together now . lily : it was a mistake coming to new york city all by myself . jonathan : lily ? no , lily , it 's all right . lily : i just hate new york city . it 's so loud and red and crowded and bright . you know , i never dream in red , but in my dream i saw terry , and he was red . jonathan : it 's over now . it 's over . you -- you do n't have to be afraid or unhappy anymore . lily : my father was right . i ca n't -- i ca n't do this . i have autism spectrum disorder . i ca n't -- i ca n't do this . jonathan : no , lily , it 's not true . you -- you can be anywhere , do anything you want to . you 're smart , and you 're brave . lily , every place has -- has bad areas and good areas , and it has bad people and good people . lily : i was wrong to think i could do it . jonathan : lily , you -- you are a mathematician and a detective . ok ? so what would happen if -- if you 're trying to solve a problem , and you used the incorrect numbers or facts ? lily : well , it would be a false solution . jonathan : let me show you pretty places in new york and -- and good people . and then you can decide if coming here was a bad idea or not . ok ? let me give you jonathan 's special new york city tour . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why should you trust me when so many people are already against me ? stuart : j.r. , there are so many people that love you . j.r. : you know , there were things that i thought that i had , believed so many people who loved me . huh . but now -- huh -- where 's the love ? where is the love ? stuart : my mama used to say , `` if whatever 's lost or broken , you just have to find it and fix it . `` all you have to do is hang in there like you 're tough , and it 'll work out . j.r. : so -- so that means you 're not going to help me ? stuart : i did n't think i knew how . j.r. : oh , yeah , sure -- join the `` tough love `` posse . my dad , my brother , tad , even dixie -- i mean , there 's a laugh , huh ? i mean , she 's gotten so good at walking out on me -- that 's real love there . stuart : i 'm so sorry you 're so lonesome . j.r. : uncle stuart ? [ door closes ] j.r. : wow , thanks for the love and the support . makes a big difference . [ door closes ] j.r. : oh . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. 's in jail . that does n't signal open season on his wife . josh : yeah , i get it , babe . you loosened some teeth -- thank you very much . i guess , as they say , no good deed goes unpunished . babe : really ? and what was your good deed ? grabbing me at work ? josh : i put my hand on your shoulder , babe . it was supposed to be a gesture of reassurance ? after what j.r. did , what he tried to do , i can only imagine how much that hurt . babe : no , you ca n't . so get to why you 're here and get out . josh : wow , tough crowd . ok . all right , let 's clear the air , babe . do i think you 're hot , do i think you 're attractive ? you 're damn right i do . i thought you were attractive the first time i saw you behind the bar at the roadside . and if you were unattached , would i make a move ? you 're damn right . but i see how wrapped up you are in your love for your family . babe : keep talking . i almost believe you . josh : look , the only thing that motivated this visit was concern for you . there . i revealed my vulnerable side . i 'm feeling very delicate , so please be gentle . look , i just thought you could use a friendly ear , maybe an early lunch . and since neither one of us are on the most - popular list , i figured maybe we could go together . unless you do n't want to risk a friendship . families are enough baggage , right ? [ scene_break ] david : you 're looking a little flushed , doc . easy now . you would n't even make it to the elevator . greg : you did this to me . david : how is your chest feeling about now ? tight ? like an elephant is doing push - ups on your sternum ? boy , i would hate that . greg : what did you do to me ? david : see ya . greg : you took an oath . david : ah , yes , the oath . you remember that now ? greg : `` first , do no harm . `` david : harm , huh ? you see , that is such a relative concept . endless interpretations -- greg : oh , stop it . david : and degrees -- greg : stop it ! help me . david : help yourself . tell me where dixie 's little girl is . [ scene_break ] dixie : i got to see kate , i got to touch her before they took me into surgery . tad : yeah , i know -- emergency surgery . supposedly , you were sedated for days . dixie : how do you know that ? did madden tell you that ? tad : it does n't matter . are you saying he lied about that , too ? dixie : no , i -- i had so many surgeries , i lost count , but maybe that was part of his plan , you know , to keep me out of it . tad : dixie , when you came out of it , where was kate ? yeah , but you must 've asked about her . i mean , did he or anybody else tell you where she 'd been taken , or did he just say that she had died ? how did he explain the fact that she was gone ? dixie : this is the part i was hoping that i would never have to tell you , tad , because you 're going to hate me . you are never going to want to see me again . tad : dixie , you can tell me anything . it 's time for you to get this out . dixie : tad , i thought i was dying . madden told me that i was . i believed him . tad : but you survived . and so did kate . why would n't you tell me ? why stay hidden ? dixie : look , it 's just impossible for you to understand how i felt at the time . [ dixie recalls her conversation with greg right after her accident . ] dixie : how long do i have ? i do n't know what to do . greg : you 've been concerned about contacting your former husband . dixie : can he come ? greg : i 'm sorry . he would n't get here in time . dixie : what about my baby ? what about kate ? greg : the baby he did n't want ? dixie : he was just afraid . he did n't think that i was going to survive . he 's a good man . he 'll take wonderful care of her . he 'll do everything he can . greg : `` everything he can `` ? you left home because of this child , and now he 's going to lose you , too . dixie : he 'll blame kate ? greg : god forbid . dixie : it 's not her fault . greg : i 'm sure he would never admit it , but it 's popped across his mind -- if this child had never existed , he -- he would still have you . dixie : no , he 'll take care of her . greg : she deserves more than to be `` taken care of `` and `` tolerated . `` she does n't need to grow up with some unnamed resentment and feeling that she has done something wrong . dixie : you 're right . no , i ca n't do that to kate . oh . tad , you 'll -- you 'll never understand what -- [ back in the present ] tad : no , i understand . i understand perfectly . i understand that you did n't have enough faith in me to love my own daughter , that you thought i was such a mess that i would screw up her life . dixie : come on . i thought i was dying . i was scared , i was trying -- tad : i do n't care if you were scared ! do n't you understand what happened ? if he used your fear to take our child , he 's a kidnapper . he stole kate , and i 'm going to kill him . but first , i 'm going to find out what happened to our child . dixie : just wait , ok ? tad : no ! you had your choice . he wo n't talk to you , now it 's mine . dixie : just wait until you hear the rest . [ scene_break ] aidan : lily ? jonathan ? it 's aidan . open up . lily , jonathan ? open up the door , guys . do n't be afraid . [ once inside the hotel room , aidan finds it empty . ] aidan : i 'm too late . [ scene_break ] guard : let 's go , chandler . j.r. : oh , thank you , thank you . i owe you so big , uncle stuart . i 'm going to pay you back every penny , i swear to god i will . thank you , thank you . what the -- what is this ? stuart : you 'll see . [ the guard handcuffs j.r. and stuart together . ] [ scene_break ] josh : you still thinking about j.r. ? well , you know what ? he 's still got one great thing going for him -- you . babe : yeah , well , i tend to smother my troubles with food . it 's a great day . oh , feels nice . do i smell lilies ? it feels like somebody 's fanning me with flowers . josh : oh , that 'd be me . babe : oh , yeah ? josh : well , figuratively . i know this spot well . babe : really ? is this where you take all the stressed - out , messed - up women that you take pity on ? josh : just you , and not because i pity you . because i wanted you to feel better . babe : well , you 've succeeded . so what 's for dessert ? josh : well , we got pie or pastry . babe : hmm . surprise me . [ scene_break ] greg : i -- i ca n't -- david : spit it out -- [ greg coughs ] david : or kiss your pathetic life good - bye . [ greg gags ] greg : you ca n't let me die . if i 'm dead , dixie will never know . [ coughing ] david : you know , you 've got yourself a good point there . but on the other hand , if you 'd rather die than tell me where dixie 's daughter is , you 're useless . i say croak . give me a lasting memory to cherish for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] tad : you just said you did n't know , that he would n't tell you where kate was . dixie : i told you that i made a lot of mistakes . i did n't tell you -- i did n't tell you the worst mistake . tad : worse ? worse than letting me think you and our daughter were dead ? for letting madden think he could steal kate ? dixie : he did n't steal her . i gave her to him . i signed the papers . i put our child up for adoption . [ next_on ] tad ( to dixie ) : i hate your guts . right now it makes me sick to look at you . i am never going to forgive you for this . derek ( to ryan ) : slater let someone other than julia into the room to see kendall ? ryan : someone that he could n't say no to . zach ( to bianca ) : go ahead . fight me for your sister 's life .
dixie blows tad 's mind with many revelations . first she tells him that she knows that kate is alive and greg lied to him by telling him she died . hearing that , he assumes she 's lost it . she then reveals to him that she and zach found out that josh is not greg 's son , but instead the bio son of erica kane and jeff martin . at that point , tad seems to believe dixie and knows she is not crazy . but she reveals to tad , something that he will never forgive her for . she admits to him that she signed adoption papers over to greg and let him take kate from her . at that point , tad is furious and tells dixie he never wants to see her again . jonathan rescues lily from the predator and they each take turns sleeping in the hotel room . she concludes to him that perhaps her father was right . due to her disability and all the noise , the crowdedness and the red in new york city , maybe she wo n't be able to succeed on her own . but he tells her he knows that she is smart enough to make her own decision after he shows her more of the big city . aidan then goes looking for the two of them but discovers they are gone . simone will not get along with babe and tells her she does not believe that kendall confided in her before the accident . erin then tells the others that she wants them to look beyond the pettiness because she does not want to work somewhere that reminds her of growing up with her abusive parents . at that point , simone decides to get along with her co- workers . and babe thanks erin for making peace . it looks like babe might be developing something with josh .
adam : you must 've heard that . colby : no . adam : it 's kind of a beeping sound . are you sure you did n't hear it ? colby : oh -- that 's my phone . adam : ah . where is it ? colby : yeah , i -- i do n't know . adam : it came from over here . colby : no , no , no , it 's ok . i 'm not really in the mood to talk . krystal : ah . [ krystal comes into colby 's room and sees sean hiding under her bed ] [ scene_break ] josh : this town is a maze , is n't it ? here , you innocently try to make your way from point a to point b , and you find yourself moseying through your boss ' condo . pretty trippy . hannah : i was looking for zach . josh : in his bedroom ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you caused the blackout ? zach : i did . greenlee : the entire city , the clinic 's backup generator ? zach : yes . greenlee : destroyed my fertilized eggs , made it so i could never have a baby with ryan ? zach : all those things , yes . kendall : ok , let 's not get off point , greenlee . i -- i got pregnant in spite of all of that . i was the one who decided to use my egg instead of yours . this was all me . greenlee : the reason you even had to go there was because of you . zach : it 's not what i intended , but , yes , it was because of me . greenlee : so the reason i have nothing -- no husband , no friends , no spike to call my own -- it 's because some cocky , gambling lowlife decided to play god with my life ? [ greenlee hauls off and slaps zach in the face ] kendall : did you just slap my husband ? zach : hey -- shh . calm down . greenlee : it keeps getting worse , the betrayal . zach : there was no great plot to hurt you , greenlee . greenlee : no ? when you pulled the plug on the city and destroyed my dreams , that was n't malicious ? zach : i did what i felt was best for kendall . i did n't want her carrying ryan 's baby . greenlee : but you were mr . supportive -- on - demand foot rubs , late - night pickle runs . zach : my wife was pregnant , and that 's been decided . what else could i do ? i had to support her . and the sacrifice she made for you was incredible . yes , i supported her , but i did n't agree with her . greenlee : and you did n't agree why -- you hated ryan , you hated me ? zach : you were grieving a man who was still alive , a man who was coming back to pine valley eventually -- i knew that . and the way he reacted the first time you wanted his baby , i did n't want kendall to be caught in round number two . greenlee : i knew he wanted kids . everyone tried to tell me differently , but i knew . now , ryan has not one , but two kids he adores , and i have zero . why ? because you two decided what was best . well , where was i ? where was my vote in this damned future ? zach : i had no way of knowing he would change his mind about being a dad . greenlee : you should 've taken me to him , zach . you should 've told me he was alive . zach : he did n't want to be found , and i thought you 'd be better off without him . greenlee : yeah , oh , yeah -- oh , i 'm doing great without him . kendall : greenlee , you ca n't -- you -- you ca n't just disappear and then expect to come back and snatch everything away . greenlee : you 're accusing me of snatching -- you two are unbelievable ! rachael : oh , excuse me . greenlee : it 's him . [ scene_break ] hannah : let 's re - establish the pecking order , shall we ? i work for zach , you work for me . you do n't get to question my business with him . josh : what the hell are you doing in zach and kendall 's home , hannah ? hannah : hmm -- you think i do n't know what this is ? you 'll do anything , step on anyone , sleep with anyone to get ahead ? sleeping with me got you nothing except the best sex of your life , and you want to twist it into something more than it is , use it to your advantage ? well , i have no time or interest in this . josh : you can answer to the cops or to zach or to me , but you 're not walking out that door until i get an answer . what the hell are you doing here ? hannah : no -- josh : while you 're talking , explain this . hannah : do n't . [ scene_break ] adam : well , krystal , what is it ? you come storming in here loaded for bear , and now you stand there with your mouth agape and you ca n't say anything . what is it ? have you -- you having a senior moment , perhaps , or maybe you just lost your nerve ? krystal : oh , no , i 'll give you a senior moment that 'll knock your boots off , adam . colby : but she wo n't . krystal : and if you want to talk about nerve , you have no idea who 's got the guts in this room . you would n't even know it if it was right underneath your nose . adam : what the hell are you blathering about ? colby : will you guys take this outside or something , please ? adam : no , no . i 'm not going anywhere with her . if you got something to say , spit it out . come on . krystal : you know , i got your little slap in the face courtesy of your consigliore , barry . adam : good , good , and i 'll see you in court . colby : divorce court ? krystal : no , actually , first , he 's suing me for my stock in chandler enterprises . colby : dad , that was a wedding gift ! adam : the marriage was fraudulent . krystal : come on . come on , let 's go . adam : no -- i said i 'm not going anywhere with you . now , go -- get out . krystal : i am about to use language that a teenager has no business listening to , especially when it 's her stepmother talking about her daddy . now , do n't make me wreck that poor child 's brain . let 's go , come on . get out . sean : oh . oh . i thought for sure he was going to find me and snap my neck or something . colby : oh -- `` i want your naked body `` ? [ scene_break ] rachael : is kendall around ? [ greenlee keeps staring at spike ] rachael : do you know where i can find her ? [ scene_break ] hannah : just give it to me . josh : let me guess -- you were just about to put it back , right ? or maybe you did n't know how it got into your pocket . maybe it just fell i or better yet , you were going to use this as a sample to sew spike a sweater -- is that it ? you have two holes to dig yourself out of now , hannah . hannah : just mind your own damn business ! josh : you break into my sister 's condo , try to make off with my nephew 's clothes -- you do n't think that 's my business ? hannah : just give it to me ! josh : why , hannah ? hannah : because i want it ! i just want it ! i want something . zach has his baby -- where 's mine ? between the oak tree and the rose garden , 37-a ? you know how old the people around him live to be ? mrs. orselli is 79 , mr. creighton is 82 . hell , gertrude farnsworth lived to be 101 , so what is my ethan doing there ? cemeteries are for old people , damn it , not him . quit looking at me like that . josh : hannah , i was n't -- hannah : it 's this town ! i mean , i should n't have come here . it 's just bleeding my soul dry . you know , i thought if i came to pine valley , i -- i would feel closer to him , meet his friends , walk the streets he walked , see the things he saw . i even took a job at cambias thinking i would be closer to him . i know kendall dated him for a while , so i -- i thought i would try here . i do n't have anywhere else to go . i just -- i just want to feel him . josh : i 'm sorry . let me take you back to your room . hannah : oh . [ while josh is n't looking , hannah picks up spike 's little shirt and slips it into her pocket ] [ scene_break ] krystal : `` defraud `` -- me ? me ? ha -- that is unbelievable . i am the best wife you have ever had . adam : ha - ha ! krystal : oh , well , now , you might hate my guts now , but there was a time when i rocked your world . adam : oh , oh . well , is that -- is that why you brought me in here ? to stroke your massive , misbegotten ego ? no , no , no -- i think i 'd rather go back to my soggy eggs and bacon . krystal : no , we are not anywhere near finished . would you explain this to me ? adam : yes , of course -- simple . i 'm suing you for defrauding me on the grounds that you are a lying tramp . krystal : that is not fraud . you knew that when you married me . adam : ha ! you enjoy being a gold digger , do n't you ? you 've wormed your way into my home , my wallet , my -- company . krystal : i did n't ask for a darn one of those things , adam . adam : well , of course not . you 're much too cagey to just come out and ask for something . krystal : oh . adam : hence the word `` defraud . `` krystal : oh ! you are just itching for a fight , are n't you ? adam : those shares are rightfully mine , and i will fight as dirty as i have to to get them back . ok . possibly , we 're going to have to include dragging tad 's wailing brat into the fray . krystal : oh , no , you are not going to do a thing to jenny , because i am not going to get mixed up in your games . you can take your damn stock back , adam . i 'm done with it . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi , my sweet boy . did you come to see mom , huh ? zach : why do n't you guys go and figure out the rest of spike 's day ? kendall : oh , yeah -- good idea ! ooh , ooh , ooh ! zach : stinker . kendall : goodness gracious , what 's going on here ? greenlee : uh - oh -- do n't want to leave without this . kendall : um -- no , no , honey , you know what ? let mama get that . let mama get that -- it 's probably yucky , ok ? ok , come on . come on , we 're going to go now . come on , baby . there you go . greenlee : that baby was supposed to be mine . would 've been if you would n't have taken him from me . babe : greenlee , that 's not fair . greenlee : was i talking to you ? not so much . and until you have stakes in this company -- which will be never -- your opinion does n't matter . di : you 've already taken everything away from babe . you really got to kick her when she 's down ? greenlee : if she 's going to defend what zach did , yeah . zach : is this between you and babe or you and di ? not so much . it 's between you and me -- let 's keep it that way . were you supposed to have a baby ? yes . kendall offered you that little boy -- what did you do ? you refused , and not only that , you spit in her face . and you left her alone to figure out if she should give him up or raise him herself . greenlee : that baby would be mine if it was n't for your power company power trip . zach : i made a mistake . i underestimated what an incredible friend kendall was to you . she was willing to give up everything -- her health , her body , her happiness , our happiness -- just so you could have your miracle . but you did n't really appreciate that , did you ? you know what , honey ? there was a time when kendall loved you more than anything else in the world . that little boy -- living proof of that . kendall : ok , so do n't bring him here again , please . i do n't want him anywhere near greenlee . all right ? come on , monkey . we 're going to go home , all right ? i 'm going to walk you guys . rachael : ok . kendall : you ready to go ? hmm , hmm ? press the button ? oh . greenlee : you know what , zach ? there was a time i would 've agreed with you . kendall was the most loving , unselfish woman , best friend . but you changed that . you changed that with your flick of the switch or click of the mouse -- whatever the hell you did to destroy my dreams . but she forgave you even after what you did to us . if she could shove me aside and forgive you for causing that blackout , she never loved me at all . [ scene_break ] adam : faker . krystal : you think i am going to waste my time fighting for your stupid company ? adam : i know a liar when i see one . krystal : well , read my lips -- keep your chandler shares . adam : bah humbug ! you got a taste of the high life , and you glommed on with every last tentacle . huh -- you 'd go batty if you had to live in squalor again . krystal : oh -- `` squalor `` ? ok -- no . look , i might not want your company , but i sure as heck am not going to walk out of this marriage with nothing . adam : ooh -- i rest my case . krystal : you keep your company , but if you get away with keeping half of everything else , you 'll be lucky . adam : oh , there 's the gold digger i know and loathe . krystal : after what you put me through with janet and jenny , you owe me . adam : you think you 're going to get a penny out of me ? it 'll be years before you get a dime . krystal : babe has plenty to take care of all of us until i get back up on my feet . adam : oh -- your feet have been so pampered this last year , they will shrivel up and fall off at the risk of a blister . krystal : oh , well , i 've survived a heck of a lot more than blisters , adam . adam : yes , well , our battle has just begun . krystal : oh -- `` our `` battle ? adam : mm - hmm . krystal : uh - uh . no , you 'll be fighting with my attorney . i am out of here . adam : krystal ? i 'm going to remind you of this conversation when you 've lived to regret it . krystal : the only thing i regret is falling for you in the first place . [ adam coughs and holds his chest as krystal looks concerned ] [ scene_break ] sean : seriously , colby , anybody could 've sent that text . colby : `` i want your naked body `` ? [ colby snickers ] colby : that 's not exactly random . sean : yeah . it 's probably one of the guys from school playing a prank -- you know how stupid they can be . colby : totally , but we should send something so stupid back . sean : let 's not . colby : yeah -- oh , how about `` clothes off , waiting for you `` ? what 's wrong ? sean : you ca n't send that . colby : oh -- why ? it 'd be funny . sean : ava sent that text . colby : ava wants your naked body ? sean : oh , it 's all about shock value with her . i mean , she -- she will do anything to get attention . i would n't be surprised if she sent this same text to everyone in her phone book . colby : yeah , she 's a little weird . but why 'd you lie ? sean : well , because you already think she 's weird , you know ? i did n't want you to think she was a skank , too . i mean , she is lily 's sister . colby : yeah . but i bet she does want you . sean : well , who would n't ? [ sean chuckles ] colby : there 's got to be somebody . sean : yeah , you know , i 'm good . colby : yeah , i 've been trying to forget how good you are for , like , months . sean : look , ava could send me hundreds of texts like that . i 'd rather be with you every time . colby : hmm . is that why you moved out of your uncle 's place -- because ava wanted to get with you ? [ scene_break ] josh : come on . why do n't you sit down ? do you want me to call downstairs , have them send up some hot tea or something ? are you sure ? i 'll let work know that you went home sick , i 'll have them block your calls . hannah , i know it 's not going to be easy , but just -- try to clear your head . ok ? hannah : thank you . josh : you 're welcome . are you sure i ca n't do anything for you before i leave ? [ scene_break ] zach : kendall did n't know i caused the blackout until long after you were gone . greenlee : and then she found out you were the resident evil and , what -- `` greenlee 's history , let 's keep the kid , have a family `` ? zach : no . kendall hated me , said we were through , there was nothing left . and she had no intention of holding on to spike . greenlee : and then , sudden epiphany ? `` greenlee 's gone , i 've got her life now ? it 's been shredded to pieces , so give me , give me , give me `` ? zach : what is that , greenlee ? what is that ? you left . you were the one that left and the world kept turning -- do you believe that ? life went on . greenlee : yeah , and kendall 's life became bigger and better than she could 've ever dreamed of . babe : you ca n't exactly blame kendall for falling in love with her own son , greenlee . di : kendall almost died giving birth to that boy , greenlee . babe : and it 's understandable that you feel gypped , but you have no rights to spike . greenlee : how did i become the bad guy ? yes , i left pine valley . yes , i left my husband and my best friend -- i was devastated , because of what you put into motion . but i worked through that hurt and anger . i overcame it , and i let go . i came back here to forgive ryan and kendall . so why am i being treated like the pariah ? zach : i 'm sorry for interrupting you , but now you 're really losing me . when i walked in over there , you -- you were yelling at kendall . is that your forgiveness ? that 's part of your plan ? because from where i was standing , it looked like someone came back to pine valley to settle a score . greenlee : i 'm not in pine valley to answer to you . zach : but you do want something . greenlee : i want so much . zach : ok . let me buy you out of this company . greenlee : the days of you taking from me are over , zach . fusion is mine -- sorry , do n't mean to rub it in . zach : wow . so it 's going to be like that ? you show up at work and scream at kendall , tell her how much she took from you , how bad your life is because of her ? that 's one big , happy fusion family . greenlee : hmm . kendall : maybe she thinks if she makes the rest of us miserable , we 'll all jump ship . she 's wrong . di : dead wrong . greenlee : whatever personal problems we may all have , i 'm here to bring fusion back to the top . i have n't forgotten how well we worked together -- have you ? so why do n't we just put all of this aside and go celebrate our brainchild together ? di : i ca n't -- i 'm in the middle of a proposal , working on that . babe : hmm -- i 'd really like to , but i was supposed to fax this thing overseas an hour ago . kendall : i 'm going to have to pass . greenlee : do n't sweat it . i 'll just go celebrate on my own . [ scene_break ] josh : you know what ? you look completely wiped . come on . come lay down . josh : come on , sit . [ josh helps hannah out of her coat and shoes and tucks her into bed ] josh : just try to relax , ok ? hannah : mm - hmm . josh : come on , just lay back . [ hannah chuckles ] josh : got enough blankets ? huh . are you sure ? hannah : yeah . josh : all right , just try to close your eyes and get some rest . ok ? everything is going to be fine . you 're going to be all right , hannah . [ hannah sighs ] [ scene_break ] singer : you are my friends so dance me with your sins you are the angel at twilight turning chaos into light you look at me i 'm under your spell so implicitly touch me and feel the electricity . tonight will be the night that we remember tonight will be greenlee : what 's the special tonight ? del : lethal . greenlee : is that a drink order or are you giving me a warning ? del : uh -- that was a heads - up , but something tells me you do n't scare easy . greenlee : not anymore . del : it 's `` greenlee , `` right ? del henry . we met a while back , at the old roadside ? you were tight with kendall -- greenlee : yeah -- oh . that was forever ago . how 's this place doing ? roadside , eat your heart out . del : yeah . the roadside wishes it were this cool . confusion is by far the hottest spot in pine valley . the fusion women created a cash cow . singer : hypnotizing me greenlee : another example of life going on without me . singer : in our dreams [ scene_break ] [ adam coughs and wheezes ] krystal : you are the orneriest piece of work i have ever had the misfortune of knowing . adam : oh -- oh . krystal : ok . open your damn mouth . adam : hmm . krystal : open it . this is what you get , you mean old coot . here , drink this . you spend your days and nights plotting , plotting how to take people down . [ adam coughs ] krystal : take another sip . this is what you get . all that hate is just eating you alive . adam : no . hey , you did this to me . you know you did . and if i croak -- krystal : oh . adam : it 'll be on your head . krystal : no , no , no . nobody 's going to croak . your daughter moved back in this house to watch over you . you 're not going to scar her for life by going belly- up on her watch . yes -- yeah -- yes , this is the soon - to - be ex - mrs . adam chandler . my soon - to - be ex - husband just had some sort of a spell . i think you ought to send a doctor in to make sure it 's nothing serious . i do n't know -- let him tell you . they want to know your symptoms . adam : i -- krystal : go ahead . i 've done my part . it 's a lot more than you did for me . you 're on your own . adam : uh -- uh . [ scene_break ] sean : look , ava comes on strong , no doubt , but even though she 's obvious and out there , i do n't really get her , not the way i get you . colby : wow . you should get a medal or something -- first person ever to get colby chandler . oh -- wait , i -- i did n't mean it like that . sean : no , i know . i know how you meant it . colby : i like having you here . sean : i like it , too . too bad i ca n't stay . colby : why not ? sean : um -- because if your dad catches me here , i 'm a carcass ? colby : oh , do n't worry about him . sean : look , we got way too close to getting caught already , colby . colby : yeah , but we 'll be extra careful next time . sean : well , i ca n't hide forever . colby : but as long as my dad does n't see you coming and going , it 's all good . sean : well , what about food ? colby : i 'll smuggle it up here to you . he 'll never find out . sean : you trying to hold me hostage or something ? colby : yes . sean : cool . so , if we ca n't leave this room , what are we going to do ? colby : oh , hey -- you just totally cut me off ! sean : well , your car ran into mine , like , seven times . colby : ok , so that justifies you running me off the road ? you better watch out ! oh ! sean : no , you ca n't -- you ca n't do that ! colby : oh ! oh , you better just stop whining , ok ? [ video game beeps ] colby : yes ! whoo - hoo , i won ! ha - ha ! sean : oh , you are such a cheater . colby : no , i 'm not . i do n't think so . sean : you 're completely . colby : no ! you 're just a sore loser ! sean : no , no , you must pay . colby : no , no ! no , no , no ! please stop . krystal : oh -- just stop it . stop it right there . [ scene_break ] di : are you ok ? babe : yeah , i 'm -- di : hmm ? babe : fine . better start working on that b.j . 's application , though . kendall : will you stop ? no -- would you stop already , ok ? listen , fusion needs you , babe , so you are here with or without your shares . babe : thank you . kendall : you 're welcome . hi . josh : hi . kendall : hey . josh : zach , can i -- can i talk to you for a second ? zach : sure . what 's up ? josh : i just came from hannah 's room at the yacht club . she 's not doing so well . i tried to talk to her , but maybe you should go in and check in on her . kendall : hmm . zach : i 'll be back in a little while . kendall : ok . zach : is it going to be ok ? kendall : yeah , yeah . are you going to be ok ? is everything all right ? zach : yeah . kendall : ok . zach : be a few minutes , see you . kendall : ok , mm - hmm . di : ah . the place looks pretty clean , does n't it , josh ? you 'd never guess that a hurricane just came through . babe : oh . kendall : yeah -- hurricane greenlee . that 's right . babe : it was fun . kendall : so , little brother , you have the sneaky kane gene . please come up with some way to help us overthrow this little tyrant . di : hmm . babe : you know , and please -- -- i 'm heading out anyway , and your sister could use the company . kendall : actually , you know what i could use ? i could use a drink -- that 's what i could use . di : what ? kendall : a -- a virgin pomegranate organic juice -- `` virgin , `` i said . di : virgin ? kendall : yes . di : virgin . kendall : i need juice , i 'm thirsty , let 's go . let 's go , let 's go . babe : whatever the bionic mama wants -- kendall : mama needs her -- babe : mama gets . kendall : juice , thank you . di : oh . going to confusion . [ scene_break ] singer : first time i saw you there del : one pomegranate convulsion . i recommend you drink that slowly . singer : watching over me greenlee : mmm . well , i 'm celebrating -- it 's my un - welcome home party . see all these people that showed up to celebrate with me ? all right -- well , there may not be many , but they sure are choice . this over here , the person you do n't see sitting at this barstool -- that 's my best friend . she pretty much stole my entire life and managed to play the victim while doing it . but when i came home , she was so happy to see me . oh , wait -- not `` happy , `` she was livid , but she apologized so nicely for stealing my life . oh , no . oh , no -- she did n't apologize , she told me it was my fault and that i should get over it . but i 'm trying to forgive her , which just means the world to her . yeah -- she does n't give a flying flip about me forgiving her , but , oh , well . that 's my best friend . kendall : please , greenlee , please . i 'm your sister -- remember ? greenlee : i 'm going back to my old philosophy -- families are worthless . ryan : kendall , get out . kendall : no , no . ryan : you 're not helping . kendall : please , please . greenlee , i swear to you , you have to let me help you understand . greenlee : do n't tell me what to understand . i understand that i was lied to . i understand that i ca n't count on anyone . kendall : i did this for you . i did this because i love you . greenlee : you love me ? do you hear that ? kendall : it 's true . greenlee : listen to her . does n't she sound like she actually means that ? she sounds just like you , in fact . god , the both of you are so good . i have to keep reminding myself who you were when you came to this town . you ca n't ever take the con out of the man . and , you -- you once hated me more than anything in the world . well , why could n't you have thrown me in another tower or tossed me in a pool , because that would 've been easier . at least with enemies , you know where you stand . singer : i know , i know if you love me , set me free i know , i know greenlee : oh -- di : yeah . greenlee : here they are now . well , hi , guys ! come on in , the party is just starting -- drinks are on me . a toast -- to my dearest friends , the people i can always count on . [ scene_break ] colby : krystal , i swear we were n't doing anything . krystal : all right . i am going to be the woman of the house one last time , colby . now , you pull yourself together , you go back in that room , and you send sean home -- you hear me ? your daddy is downstairs right now waiting for the doctor . adam : huh . huh . [ adam coughs as krystal spies on him ] [ scene_break ] [ zach knocks on hannah 's door then lets himself in as she emerges from the bathroom in her robe ] [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] kendall : do you have to cause a scene everywhere you go , greenlee ? come on . wait -- would you get down from there ? greenlee : i 'm making it easier for everyone to see me . that way , when you 're all toasting me with your oodles of love and adoration , the crowd will see who the beloved one is . who wants to go first ? di : greenlee , you 're going to hurt yourself . greenlee : hmm -- you 've twisted my arm -- i 'll do it . to greenlee and fusion , empowering women to screw over women . to greenlee , otherwise known as `` who `` ? hmm -- kendall : god , how much did you give her to drink ? del : that 's her first drink . greenlee : to our sweet green pea , as insignificant as she ever was . to greenlee , whose picture in the dictionary is right next to the word `` sucker . `` babe : you really need to get down . josh : why do n't you let me take you home ? greenlee : `` home `` -- right , that 's funny . pine valley used to be my home . di : yeah -- somebody need to call jack ? kendall : i do n't know . greenlee : wait , wait , wait -- shh , shh . [ music stops ] greenlee : i 've saved the best toast for last . the man you do n't see in that barstool is the man who said he would love me forever -- my dear , sweet , ryan . does n't he look -- invisible ? [ greenlee loses her smile when ryan and annie saunter in ] [ next_on ] jack ( to erica ) : happy anniversary , sweetheart . greenlee ( to kendall ) : you loved me enough to carry a baby . well , how much do you love me now ? what will you do to prove it ? hannah ( to zach ) : please give me what i lost -- your baby .
colby is trying to get her father out of her bedroom when krystal comes looking for adam and spots sean under the bed , making a motion for her not to tell that he is under there . krystal is speechless as to what to say next . in order to get adam out of the bedroom , krystal tells him that she wants to say a few things to him that are n't appropriate for a young teenage girl to hear . krystal drags adam out of the bedroom . downstairs , they begin to argue over the divorce agreement . krystal tells him that she does n't want any of his stock in chandler enterprises , but she does want half of everything else . she starts to leave when she hears adam making a gasping noise . she stands there at the door for just a moment , listening to him . josh confronts hannah for being in zach 's house while zach is not there . zach owns up to greenlee that he caused the blackout that destroyed her eggs . greenlee smacks zack 's face . greenlee barges out and starts to leave , but runs into the baby - sitter and little spike on the elevator . greenlee continues to look at little spike and knows that he should have been hers . greenlee suddenly changes her attitude and decides to go out for a drink to celebrate , but no one else wants to go with her . josh talks hannah into letting him take her home . krystal rushes back into the study , finds adam 's heart pills and makes him take one . she hands him the phone to call the doctor . krystal goes upstairs , and finds colby and sean in a very compromising position on her bed . she orders colby to get dressed , get sean out of there , and to get downstairs so she will be there when the doctor arrives .
zach : it 's time to leave . kendall : greenlee . please , come with us . come with us and let me try to help you . greenlee : do n't touch me , or i swear to god , i 'll tear your eyes out . zach : come on . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's ok , everybody . just go back to your celebrating . krystal : tad , do n't do this . tad : i 'm just going to make sure he does n't ruin the rest of the party . jake : adam , it 's , uh -- you might 've lost a step or two . adam : and you would be the same arrogant , impudent , son of a -- jake : hey -- well , you do n't want to bust an artery , there . tad : all right , adam . come on . let 's go , let 's go . colby : leave my father alone . adam : j.r. ! dre : uh , he 's upstairs with the ex . krystal : oh , babe . [ scene_break ] jesse : beg . robert : for what ? the diamond ? jesse : for me to shoot you and put you out of your misery . robert : oh , you 're not going to shoot me , jesse . no , you disarmed me . this is a righteous bust . you 're the good guy , remember ? jesse : let me tell you what i remember . [ door opens ] angie : jesse , are you -- jesse : angela . angela : jesse , what 's going -- angela , angela -- robert : ok , you got two seconds to drop that gun . kick it over here . angie : robert , what are you doing ? robert : one , t -- jesse : ok . robert : well , thank you , mrs. hubbard . i believe you just saved my life . unfortunately , i think it 's going to cost both of you yours . [ scene_break ] tad : so help me god , if you ruin this reception , i will wring your neck . adam : tad , i 'm not trying to ruin anything . i just want to get my children out of here . dixie : adam , you can not protect them like this . it 's already in motion . the worst is about to happen . [ scene_break ] jesse : let her go . angie : baby , what 's happening ? jesse : everything 's going to be ok . all right ? just stay calm , and nobody here is going to get hurt . this is between robert and i . we 're going to work it out . angie : robert , why are you doing this ? robert : well , because your husband just solved the case . he found papel , the real one , while you 're downstairs at your little wedding reception . angie : you -- you 're papel ? robert : that 's remarkable , is n't it ? jesse : let her go . robert : oh , you can do better than that , ca n't you , jesse ? jesse : let her go ! now , i said , let her go ! robert : you 're a funny guy because i 've got your wife , and i 've got a gun . now , why would i let her go ? jesse : because i 've got your diamond . you let her walk , and i will give you the diamond . robert : you 're in kind of a poor position to negotiate . are n't you , jesse ? just give it to me right now . angie : baby , do what he says . robert : yeah , if you 're marriage is going to last , i suggest you start listening to what she says . jesse : this is between you and me . robert : all right , i 'm out of patience . just put it on the floor right now and kick it over here . come on , now ! darling , would you pick that up for me , please ? robert : oh , thank you . oh , i ca n't believe it . [ robert laughs ] robert : 20 years , and you are finally mine . jesse : all right , you got what you want . you need to keep your word and let us go . robert : i do n't remember making any promises . but i know you two did . who would 've known that `` till death do us part `` would have come so soon ? [ scene_break ] kendall : did you greenlee 's face ? she was -- zach , she was crushed . i killed her . i -- i killed my best friend . zach : well , we all had a part in that . kendall : this is a nightmare . this is a nightmare ! how -- how is this happening ? zach : it was inevitable . kendall : no , zach . this was over . this was supposed to be done . you and i dealt with this . we moved on . zach : well , then maybe greenlee and aidan , they 'll move on , too . who knows ? kendall : no , no , no , no , no . there 's no way greenlee 's going to move on . if you think she 's going to move on , you do n't know her . zach : i do know her . kendall : ok , well , then you know that it 's not just aidan she 's furious with . it 's -- it 's me . and to a lesser extent , you for not telling her . zach : i was trying to protect her . kendall : exactly . and that , she might be able to forgive you for . but me and aidan ? no . there 's no turning back . this is just -- we were supposed to move on . things were supposed to be good between us . things have been going great with fusion , and we had all of these amazing plans . zach : she 's in shock right now . she 's got to digest this and work through it , and so do you . kendall : i have to go . i 've got to find -- i 've got to find greenlee ! zach : stop , stop . [ scene_break ] aidan : greenlee . greenlee : kendall , you know -- aidan : greenlee , just hear me out , just hear me out . greenlee : kendall 's done this to me before , but you never did . until now . aidan : just let me explain , ok ? greenlee : everyone wants to explain . what 's the point ? aidan : if you just knew the circumstances , greenlee , you would n't be -- greenlee : the circumstances are you broke my heart . aidan : i 'm sor -- greenlee , please . greenlee : i thought you were so honorable . aidan : look , i know i 've disappointed you , all right ? greenlee : it goes way beyond disappointment . aidan : you 're right , ok ? i 've hurt you , and i 'm sor -- greenlee : and i actually agonized that you might leave me because i do n't want to have kids . aidan : i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry . greenlee : damn it , a -- aidan . you ruined the best thing in my life . you ruined us . aidan : can we -- can we not do this here ? can we just go somewhere and talk about this , please ? greenlee : are you not listening to me ? there 's nothing to talk about , nothing to explain . you had sex with kendall . that says it all . [ scene_break ] zach : just wait . kendall : zach , please . i need to talk to greenlee . zach : what you need to do is calm down and cool off , and so does she . kendall : you heard her . she hates me , zach . she -- she would n't even let me tell her how sorry i am or try to explain how it happened . zach : and why is that do you think ? she does n't want to hear anything right now . her best friend slept with the man that she loves . you betrayed her trust . and then her best friend 's husband kept the secret from her . she 's trying to process things . her whole world is turned upside down . kendall : you 're right . her world is upside down . that 's why i ca n't waste any time . zach : she 's not going to hear you right now . kendall : i have to let her know i 'm still her friend . well , what am i supposed to do ? i 'm just supposed to ignore her and not try to save our friendship ? zach : you and greenlee have been through a lot , and your friendship is going to be fine . kendall : no , uh - uh . not this time , zach . this is -- aidan and i , we , like i said , we crossed the line . there 's no turning back . i have ruined our friendship . i 've ruined fusion . zach : fus -- what ? kendall : no . zach : fusion is fine . what are you -- kendall : no , no , it 's not . you do n't understand . this is a crucial time for fusion , ok ? it -- fusion only operates when greenlee and i are in sync . zach : well , i think you 're getting a little ahead of yourself . kendall : i do n't understand . why could n't she have just slugged me and punched the hell out of me like you did to aidan ? and then it would all over and -- and done with . like i hoped it is for you and aidan . what ? what is that -- that -- that -- that look ? zach : what look ? kendall : you really enjoyed punching aidan . did n't you ? zach : yeah . not just for me . i did it for greenlee , too . [ scene_break ] aidan : greenlee . greenlee : so there i sat , trapped in a bomb shelter , day after day , week after week , left to rot , scared to death , and the whole time , you were rocking the love shack with kendall . aidan : no , no , no , no , no . it was n't like that . greenlee : do you have any idea how easy it would have been to give up hope ? to just give up , give in ? aidan : look , i know you went through hell down there . kendall : no , this is hell , aidan . this is hell . i feel like my guts have been ripped out from inside me , and i 'm awake , watching the whole time , not knowing when the pain is going to stop , if it will ever stop . aidan : baby , let me try and take the pain away . greenlee : no , that 's just it . you ca n't . you ca n't even imagine the pain i 'm feeling even though you 're the one that caused it . aidan : i am so sorry . greenlee : yeah , we 're way past `` sorry . `` do you know what kept me going down in that hole ? the thought of you . the thought of coming back to you kept me alive . i should 've died in that god - forsaken pit , then i would n't be suffering right now . aidan : oh , please , come on . do n't say things like that . greenlee : it 's ironic , actually . i thought about you the whole time , while i was the last thing you were thinking about . aidan : greenlee , listen to me . all right , i hate seeing you in this much pain . if i could take this back , i would . but you got to understand one thing , honey , all right ? when you were down there in that bomb shelter , i never stopped thinking about you . i never stopped . [ scene_break ] jackson : julia . excuse me . have you seen greenlee anywhere ? julia : no , uh , oh , not lately . is everything ok ? jackson : no , no , everything is not ok , as a matter of fact . julia : oh , is there anything i can do ? jackson : no , thanks . she just got really slammed with something , and -- and there 's nothing i can do to make it better . julia : uh , that 's part of being a parent , is n't it ? jackson : yeah . julia : everyday a new challenge . how to make things better for our kids . jackson : i just , you know -- you think it would get easier when they got older julia : well , the monsters under the bed disappear , but the world is still a pretty scary place . jackson : yeah , it is scary and painful . julia : hey , i know you 'll find a way to help her through it . jackson : thanks . kathy : aunt julia , i hurt my knee . julia : oh , let me see if i can find a way to make this better . jackson : here , sit down . julia : hup . [ scene_break ] adam : uh , dré , dré . uh , did n't you say that you -- you saw j.r. go upstairs at the hotel ? dre : yeah . adam : do you know the room number ? dre : oh , no clue . i just know he took off with babe . krystal : oh , wo n't she ever learn ? adam : i , uh , had the same thoughts about j.r . uh , never mind . hmm . um , why do n't you just sit down , darling . i want you to stay right here and do n't move . colby : dad -- adam : do n't , no , please , please . i 'm not going to be gone long . i 'm just going to find out if j.r. checked in to the hotel . ok ? tad : adam . j.r. and colby are perfectly safe . why do n't you calm down and -- krystal : tad -- tad , please , leave him alone . tad : he just got out of a mental hospital . forgive me if i do n't want to give him free reign . adam : mad -- mad as a hatter , right ? yeah , that 's it . you -- this is wonderful . do you know -- do you remember , oh , several weeks ago , when you brought your entire family over and dumped them in my living room because you said they needed help ? they were , uh -- they were afraid they were in danger ? do you remember that ? hmm ? well , um , now my family 's in danger , and i 'm -- i 'm running all over the place looking for j.r . i do n't know where the hell he is , and i 'm going to get him together with colby later , and we 're going to go over to uncle stuart 's house and get locked up , and we 're going -- we 're going to be safe and sound . if you try to stop me in any way , i 'm going to break you like a stick . dixie : adam , you can not change the future this way . there is only one thing you can do , and you know what that is . adam , you have to listen to me before people get hurt . adam : i 've been listening to you forecasting doom for weeks now . i 've had it . dixie : but today is the day . adam : you can tell tad that the baby is right at his feet . that 's not going to spare anybody . dixie : why do n't you just listen to me ? just trust me . adam : no , no , well , maybe -- maybe i do n't trust you because , uh , you , uh , love to see me suffer . yes , that 's it . is n't it ? dixie : adam , you know , you think that you can just take on everything and -- and anything , but this is too big , even for you . you -- life and death are too big even for you . adam : are you telling me that somebody is going to die ? [ scene_break ] babe : it 's been a while . j.r. : yeah , it has . it 's been way too long . and i 'm just getting fired up . babe : oh , god . i wish it could always be like this . j.r. : it can be , babe . for us . babe : how -- how did we get here ? j.r. , how did we get here ? j.r. : i do n't know . um , elevator ? babe : you know what i mean . j.r. : and i do n't want to go there because i want to go here . and i want to go here . and i want to go here . babe : you know i ca n't think when you do that . j.r. : well , that 's the point . babe : but j.r. , j.r. , j.r. , eventually , we have to come up for air and think . we ca n't stay in bed forever . j.r. : well , we can try . babe : and i know that we would give it a good , long run , but what happens when i hate myself , when we finally have to get out of bed and get dressed again , and i have to figure out how i got sucked back in ? j.r. : all right , you want an answer ? babe : yeah , i do . j.r. : the wedding . babe : the wedding ? that 's it ? j.r. : yeah . i mean , weddings have a way of making people want to pair off . you know , something about seeing a couple make it that long is -- just gets people in the mood . if we want to give anybody credit for why we ended up here , i 'd say the credit goes to the happy couple . [ scene_break ] jesse : i do n't care what you do to me . just let her go . robert : how noble of you . my , my . was it that nobility that kept you on the run for 20 years now , jesse ? angie : if you 're going to kill somebody , kill me . robert : oh , this is so touching . jesse : what are you talking about ? stop it . angie : jesse , i love you so much . jesse : none of this is your fault ! angie : jesse , we have lost 20 years together ! robert : all right , listen . let me just , you know , can -- can i just -- excuse me . can i just break in this little love fest , because i have an idea . now , why do n't i just shoot jesse , and he can die in your arms ? i could watch that happen . angie : no ! robert : i 'll make you a widow again , angie . huh ? oh , been there , done that ? well , that 's too bad because i missed that mood and scene the first time around . angie : what 's the matter , robert ? never had anybody to love you ? never experienced the kind of love jesse and i share ? robert : ok , you need to shut up . jesse : baby , please , please , just calm down . robert : yeah , shut your wife up , jesse , because she does not know what she 's talking about . angie : you ca n't , no , you ca n't know what love is . robert : ok , no . see , you 're wrong . because i was in love . i met a woman in vegas . it was a crazy , wild , just -- just once - in - a - lifetime kind of love , and she loved me . she was beautiful , warm , kind , but i got involved with a diamond , and that did n't help things . it would 've worked out except for your damn family . jesse : oh , so my family is now responsible for your failed marriage ? robert : let 's just say , i got involved with a diamond , and my marriage went south . i 'm sorry . my wife did n't die as i told you , angie . angie : another lie . robert : oh , it worked . got me -- helped me get in your door . did n't it ? angie : robert , if you do know -- know what love is , then , please , give us that . we deserve it . you can take your stupid diamond , and you can go anywhere you want . robert : well , you know , that is just exactly what i was planning on doing . jesse : we 're in a hotel full of our friends . exactly how do you plan to get out of here , robert ? robert : well , my friend , your little wife is going to be my ticket out of here . [ scene_break ] krystal : what is with you , tad ? i mean , i know you never miss an opportunity to take a shot at adam , but the man is not well . tad : oh , please , come on . you 're going to tell me you 're upset with me ? he 's the one that 's trying -- krystal : would you look at him , tad ? he is paranoid . he is frightened . he is sick . tad : tell me something i do n't know . how can you tell the difference ? he 's been acting delusional for years . this is exactly the type -- krystal : that is what i am talking about , tad . that kind of comment right there is a perfect example of your attitude . tad : do n't lecture me about my attitude . my attitude , all you 've done late is defend him , no matter what he comes up with . hell , i 'm starting to feel like there 's three of us in this marriage . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] opal : help , help ! let me out of here ! help ! anybody ? oh , praise the lord and pass the ammunition . greg : what -- what ? are you ok ? opal : oh , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . a lot better than somebody else is going to be . greg : what -- what were you doing in that closet ? opal : i was looking for something , something to kill a rat with . you seen rob gardner any place lately ? [ scene_break ] jackson : julia , listen . i 'm going to get out of here . if anybody sees greenlee , will you please have them tell her i 'm trying to find her ? julia : oh , yeah , sure . jackson : all right . julia : bye , jack . see you . jackson : see you . jake : hey . i 'm going to go , too , before it gets too crazy . julia : oh . hey , it was really nice seeing you again . jake : oh , thank you . julia : thanks for the dance . jake : yes , any time . and give the happy couple my love . i do n't know , they vanished . julia : yeah , i will . [ dixie drops a chair in front of jake ] dixie : you ca n't go , jake . not now . you ca n't leave tad . your brother needs you . [ scene_break ] jesse : angie , everything 's is going to be fine . just stay calm robert : oh , my god . ca n't you do better than that , jesse ? angie : i love you , jesse . i always have . jesse : you know i love you . robert , you 've tried to insinuate your way into my life , my family 's life . this all feels personal . robert : you never were too bright , were you , huh , hubbard ? it was 20 years in the making . yes , of course , it 's personal ! now , shut your mouth and stay where you are , or your kids are going to be orphans . the mrs. and i , we 're going to take a little walk . now , do as your hubby says , all right ? and do n't make a peep . angie : i got it . robert : all right . angie : nothing stupid . robert : good . you know what ? i just -- i hate unfinished business . can you believe that ? 20 years in the making ? now , a debt like that has got to be paid in full . angie : nooooooo ! j.r. : what in the hell was that ? adam : come on , come on . ca n't this thing move any faster ? come on , move . [ angie screams ] adam : colby ? move , dammit ! angie : please , do n't hurt jesse ! jesse : angela , angela ! please ! angie : no ! jesse : you -- angela , you 're not helping . robert : stay where you are . jesse , just stay there . this is no time to start playing the hero . j.r. : what the hell is going on ? [ robert shoots at j.r. and babe ] robert : get out , get out ! . adam : j.r. ? jesse : do n't be crazy , gardner ! adam : j.r. ? babe : my god . j.r. , are you ok ? j.r. : stay back . i 'm fine ! adam : j.r. ! j.r. : he missed , he missed . he missed . jesse : angie ! babe : oh , my god . jesse : angie , angie ! [ jesse takes the stairs ] [ scene_break ] colby : ya - hoo . good times . julia : hey , back so soon ? jake : it 's the weirdest thing . i , uh , for some strange reason , i -- i feel like i should stick around . kathy : aunt julia , i have to go to the bathroom colby : hey , princess . i 'll take you . julia : oh , are you sure , colby ? colby : yeah , better than watching the flowers wilt . julia : thanks . hmm . so now , why is it that you ca n't leave ? what 's holding you here ? [ scene_break ] angie : robert , what are you doing ? what are you planning ? robert : shh . we 're going down to the lobby , and then you and i are going to walk nice and calm just right out of this hotel , and if you do what i say , you may wind up going on that honeymoon . now , just settle down . settle down . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you said that you never stopped thinking about me ? that makes it worse . were you thinking about me while you were having sex with kendall ? aidan : greenlee , come on , come on . this is not getting us anywhere . can we just go somewhere quiet where we can talk ? greenlee : we 're finished talking . we 're finished , period . consider yourself free , aidan . you can find some of my other friends to sleep with . aidan : come on . angie : aidan ! aidan : gardner , you drop your gun now ! robert : put it down . aidan : you let her go . robert : put it down . come on now . come on now . [ scene_break ] adam : thank god , you were n't hit . j.r. : dad , what are you doing here ? adam : are you all right ? j.r. : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . everyone 's ok . adam : everyone . j.r. : yeah . adam : oh , my god . j.r. : what ? adam : i f -- i forgot . i left her sitting down there . j.r. : who ? adam : colby . [ scene_break ] colby : so do you like weddings , kathy ? kathy : yes ! my favorite part is coming up soon . colby : oh , yeah ? what 's your favorite part ? kathy : where the bride throws the bouquet . colby : are n't you a little young to be trying to catch a bouquet ? you 're not getting married for a long , long time . kathy : i want aunt julia to catch the bouquet . colby : aw , what a sweet thought . you know what ? maybe we can help make it happen . we 'll just the pass the word along to a few of the other single ladies to take a step back when angie pitches her bouquet . that way , julia will have a clear shot at snagging it . sound good ? kathy : yay ! [ colby chuckles ] [ scene_break ] angie : there 's -- there 's no one here . you can let me go . robert : shut up . [ scene_break ] kathy : who 's going to come to my wedding ? colby : you , your handsome prince charming . your aunt julia will be there , of course . what 's wrong with this door ? [ dixie holds the door closed ] [ scene_break ] guest : he 's got a gun ! [ screaming ] robert : all right now . n - n - nobody be a hero here . aidan : drop the gun . this is your last chance . cassandra : mom ! angie : stay back , cass . i 'll be ok . opal : you despicable snake , you ! tad : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? dixie : tad , you 've got to get out now before it 's too late . robert : no ! [ as aidan takes aim at robert , he shoots and hits julia ] joe : call 911 ! krystal : he shot her ! cassandra : somebody help ! robert : i said stay back . [ screaming ] [ robert shoots greg on the shoulder ] cassandra : greg ? [ angie gasps ] robert : well , surprise , surprise . i 'm going to try one of your wedding presents . step back , my friend . [ scene_break ] colby : weird . i could 've sworn someone was holding the ladies ' room door shut so we could n't leave . must 've been stuck . [ when dixie taps kathy on the shoulder , she turns around and looks at her mom ] [ scene_break ] [ jesse continues to fly down the stairs ] [ scene_break ] krystal : we need more . julia : where was i shot ? joe : upper right quadrant . cassandra : it 's only your arm . oh , my god . julia : how bad is it ? joe : shh , do n't talk . ruth : you 've got to -- julia : conserve your strength . ruth : yes . krystal : it is n't good . opal : no , it 's not . krystal : colby , no ! no , you and kathy stay back . [ scene_break ] robert : back off , hubbard . jesse : drop it . let her go ! robert : all right , back off , all of you ! tad : listen to him . just drop the gun . robert : make one move , and she dies . you hear me ? frankie : you son of a -- tad : no , no ! angie : no , frankie ! aidan : damn . tad : stairwell . jesse : come on . tad : let 's go . jesse : stairs ! frankie : jesse . tad : no . hey , i want you here with that if he comes back down . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee will never forgive me . zach : now , we 've been through this . it 'll pass . kendall : no . you do n't know , zach . look , greenlee can hold a grudge like no one i have ever seen . trust me on this one . i have to do something , ok ? i 've got to -- i 've got to find her . zach : it does n't matter what i say , right ? you 're just -- you 're not going to hear me . kendall : what are you talking about ? zach : i will support you , and i will hug you and comfort you , but now -- i 'm -- all right , now i 'm done . kendall : come on , zach , please . zach : go . find greenlee . do whatever you need to do . make it worse . i 'm not going to stop you . go ahead . [ scene_break ] [ angie shrieks ] robert : get -- come on ! jesse : angie ! angie : we 're going to the roof ! robert : shut up ! [ gunshot fired ] angie : no ! no ! no ! [ gunshot fired ] robert : shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . here we go . nice bird , ai n't it ? angie : oh , god . robert : yeah , nice bird . i hope you like heights . angie : no . robert : now , look happy . [ scene_break ] greg : all right , all right . now , bring it up tight . make it tighter , dré . dre : yeah , ok . greg : real tight . dre : yeah . greg : that 's it , good -- dre : cass , are you ok ? cassandra : huh , what ? greg : cass , listen . i know this is going to sound empty to tell you not to worry , but your mother 's going to be ok . she 's a fighter . she 's smart . she 's a survivor , ok ? julia : it 's getting harder to breathe . joe : shh . hang on , julia . you 're doing fine . we need to cover her shoulders . opal : yeah , and tell them to hurry it up , would you ? yeah , she 's hurt real bad . it 's a gunshot wound . she 's losing a lot of blood . the ambulance is on its way . krystal : what in blazes is taking the cops so long ? opal : oh , the cops said they 're high - tailing over here fast as they can . how 's she doing ? joe : she 's not doing good , and we 've got to get her to a hospital . adam : colby ? colby : dad , i 'm out here . adam : oh , my god . oh , thank god you 're all right . hi . dixie : tad ? [ scene_break ] kendall : what -- aidan ? aidan , what is going on ? what -- where -- where is -- where 's greenlee ? aidan : robert gardner is holding angie hostage . kendall : what ? aidan : he 's -- he 's got her at gunpoint , and he 's already shot a couple of people . kendall : what -- aidan : the man is capable of anything . robert : open the door ! pilot : hey , are you guys the happy couple ? robert : we sure are ! [ pilot laughs ] robert : get out ! pilot : hey , buddy . just take it easy , man . [ robert shoots the pilot ] angie : [ screams ] no ! no , no ! robert : look at me . angie : no . [ robert pistol whips angie and places her in the chopper ] jesse : angie ! robert : you never learn , hubbard ! jesse : stay back ! [ robert continues to shoot at jesse , jake , tad , and frankie ] jesse : stay back ! frankie : [ whispering ] go ! jesse : angie ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : the man had a gun . what the hell is going on here ? well , then you find out ! you get the police over here ! no , no , my family -- my family 's downstairs at the wedding reception . fine . they do n't know anything . they do n't know nothing . babe : but -- but mama 's downstairs and -- and tad and colby . j.r. : do n't worry about it . they 're going to be ok . babe : but what -- what was that man doing ? what did he want ? j.r. : i do n't know . babe : god , today -- today proves it , j.r. life is precious . we ca n't take it for granted . we ca n't take each other for granted . j.r. : i know , i know . babe : when i -- when i thought that you 'd been hit by that bullet , i -- i could n't breathe . not until i knew that you were ok . i love you so much . so much . [ scene_break ] joe : all right , guys . very easy now . very gently . this way . krystal : hang in there . joe : that 's it . krystal : hang in there , julia . joe : very easy . krystal : i hear the cavalry coming . they 're going to be here any minute , right ? joe : ok , all right . this is it . come on . easy does it . krystal : watch it . careful . [ scene_break ] kathy : where 's aunt julia ? colby : we 'll find her soon . aunt julia is -- she 's just fine . [ scene_break ] cassandra : keep them safe . please , keep my family safe . [ whispering ] please , please . [ scene_break ] kendall : aidan , have you seen greenlee ? aidan : she left before the craziness started . so tell me , kendall . where do we go from here , huh ? how 're we going to get past this ? [ scene_break ] [ car door opens ] greenlee : take me home , zach . i want to go home . [ scene_break ] jesse : we got to stop them ! we got to save angie ! jesse : let 's do this ! tad : jake ! jake : tad ! [ as the men run toward the helicopter , dixie tries to stop the bullets from hitting tad , but he runs right through her and gets shot ] jake : tad , no ! [ just as the chopper clears the building , jesse takes a flying leap toward its runners ] [ scene_break ] next week on `` all my children `` -- jake : the bullet went through his arm and into his chest . [ robert screams as jesse throws him out of the helicopter ] jesse : you should 've fastened your seat belt ! jake : my god , he 's going into shock .
dixie warns adam that tragedy will strike . robert get the drop on jesse , and takes angie hostage . jesse tries to bargain with robert for the diamond . zach tells kendall it 's time to go . greenlee wants nothing to do with kendall and aidan because of the one - night - stand . kendall insists on trying to reason with greenlee ; zach stops trying to stop her from talking to greenlee , and tells her to go , because she refuses to listen . zach does not regret hitting aidan . adam heeds dixie 's warning and tries to get his family to a safe place . robert shoots greg , julia , tad , and the helicopter pilot in his attempt to escape . greenlee jumps into zach 's car and asks to be taken home . robert knocks angie out and places into the helicopter , then he takes off . jesse runs and leaps off the building to hold onto the helicopter !
jane : your dreams have finally come true . you really are a princess now . you 're erica kane . for the first time -- people look at you -- and matter . you have to be very careful , though , especially with jack and the family . you ca n't do anything that could give you away . jack : who the heck are you talking to ? jane : oh . what ? jack : just now when i walked in , you were talking to somebody . who ? jane : oh . just a business call . huh . nothing important . what ? what is it ? why are you looking at me that way ? jack : because i find it hard to believe that you are really here . jane : i am here . i am really here . and i 'm so sorry that you had to worry so much , jack . jack : a mere bag of shells . i have wanted to do this since the moment i rescued you . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] jake : i got to go . i got stuff . i have duty . duty calls me . amanda : oh , that 's right . the hospital board meeting . jake : i 'm sorry . amanda : no , do n't be silly . it is your job , and you are very good at your job -- at home and at work . jake : really ? amanda : mm - hmm . jake : now i want to stay . but i ca n't . i have to go . so i 'll take a shower . amanda : looking good , martin . oh , my -- last time i felt like this , i was pregnant . [ scene_break ] tad : well , who needs a state - of - the - art hospital when you got a nifty summer camp tent like this ? cara : the clinic 's got half the supplies that i 've asked for , so that 's just -- not your problem , is what that is . [ slams cabinet drawer ] sorry . what 's up ? tad : i did n't mean to interrupt . i just thought i 'd come by and tell you that i thought i 'd go out of town on a case tonight . cara : oh , yeah ? tad : yeah . cara : that 's great ! that 's -- that 's just fabulous . ok . tad : what is it ? cara : i 'm busy . i 'm busy . tad : you were busy this morning , and i could n't get your attention then either . it 's like you 're a million miles away . just talk to me . come on , cara , please say something . what is it ? cara : huh . today 's griffin 's birthday . tad : i 'm sorry . i did n't know that . cara : it 's just no matter how far apart we are , we managed to wish each other a happy birthday . and i do n't know where he is , and i miss him . [ scene_break ] ricky : ha ha ! whoo - hoo - hoo ! [ knock on door ] griffin : ohh . what 's up ? chavo : my grandma baked this for you for taking care of her . griffin : please tell her thank you . now i 'm gon na need something from you . chavo : me ? griffin : yep . i need some wheels , fast . [ scene_break ] kendall : what are you doing here ? i thought i told you that i was gon na be at the hospital all night with ryan and greenlee and madison . oh , god , i feel so bad for them . i know i said that we would spend some time together , and we will . i promise . i need to get some sleep right now . ricky : did you lie to me ? kendall : lie to you ? about what ? ricky : the boys . you said you talked to them about us getting married . but then i stopped by to see the kids last night , and spike had no clue what i was talking about . kendall : so you told the boys about us ? ricky : no . i figured you had a pretty good reason not to tell them , so let 's hear it . kendall : well , you 're right . i did n't tell them . ricky : why not ? kendall : i -- i was afraid of how they would react . ricky : afraid ? kendall , they 're your children . you do n't think that they deserve to know that we 're getting married ? kendall : of course . but , ricky , i ca n't do this on your timetable . it 's got to be when it feels right for me . please stop -- stop pressuring me . ricky : i did n't realize that i had been . kendall : i want to do this . i do . i want to be with you . but you have to please just trust me on this , ok , especially when it comes to my children . ricky : what can i say ? i 've never had kids . i guess i 've been coming on a little too strong . it 's just i love you so much , and then sometimes i 'm just not convinced that you feel the same way . kendall : are you crazy ? of course , i want to be with you . i am committed to you . i 'm committed to us . things have just been rough lately . ricky : i know it has n't been easy for you . kendall : yeah . but you 're right . i -- i should 've been honest . can you -- think maybe you could forgive me ? ricky : hmm . are you kidding me ? when i look at that beautiful face of yours , how could i not ? now you get some rest , all right ? i will call you later , all right ? kendall : thank you . griff ? hey , it 's me . griffin : you need to get over here now . [ scene_break ] tad : if it makes you feel better , this thing i 'm going out of town on tonight -- it 's for griffin , and hopefully it 's gon na help . cara : ok . what is it ? tad : oh , no , you do n't . no , no . i 'll know more when i get there , and then after that , you 'll know more . but it 's gon na clear him of diana holden 's murder and stealing the drugs -- the whole thing . cara : fantastic . i 'm coming with you . yes , and i 'm not gon na take no for an answer ! no , and do n't give me that `` this is my job and i know how it works `` ! stop ! no ! we work together , tad , and i promise you i will not get in your way . tad : if i 'm worried about you all the time , you will get in the way . look , i want to clear your brother every bit as much as you do . i 'm doing everything i can to make it happen ! cara : i 'll find my own lead , then . tad : come on , cara , it 's not -- i 'm sorry , all right ? i did n't -- no , listen . we 'll get him back , ok ? i promise you we 'll get him back . it 's gon na happen . cara : i think he was happy here , tad . i think that he loved working at the hospital , and he loved his friends . and i just feel like with just a little more encouragement , he would 've been ready to stop flying all over the globe . i wanted to settle down with him here . i wanted to make a life with him here . tad : i , for one , am glad that half the battle 's won . cara : i do n't expect you to stay trapped in my life forever . you do know this ? tad : jinkies . when you say it like that , it sounds like such a party . cara : it 's work , you know ? work to pretend that we 're a couple , to pretend that we 're a family . tad : i would n't exactly call it `` work . `` i 'm just saying when i saw you the other day with kathy and jenny having so much fun , it did n't seem like you were pretending . cara : i love your girls . tad : that 's good , because they -- the feeling is mutual . cara : oh . and jenny -- she 's -- she 's just like you . she is . she 's got this huge heart . she 's smart and she 's funny . and kathy -- wow . wow ! tad : `` pistol `` is the word i like to use . cara : she 's like a force , but i dig it . i dig it . tad : yes , she 's just like her mother . cara : look , i hope that i can stay in her life and in jenny 's life when we do go our separate ways . tad : we do n't have to worry about that for a while anyway . i 'll see you when i get back . cara : wait . hold on a second . when are you coming back ? tad : i do n't know . i might be gone overnight . why ? cara : oh ! i was planning one of our horror movie marathons tonight . you know ? aah ! ha ha ! tad : all right . i 'll tell you what . you take care of the kids , and then you can give me a scream - by - scream playback when i get home . deal ? cara : that 's a deal . thank you . i can say `` thank you . `` tad : for what ? cara : for being amazing . for being a great friend to me and to my brother . thank you . tad : that 's what family does . [ scene_break ] jane : whew . jack : yeah , i 'll say `` phew . `` and to think i was holding back on that because i wanted to make sure you were ok . jane : oh . i am so much better than `` ok . `` jack : i 'll say . i do n't believe you 've ever kissed me like that . come here . let 's do it again . jane : oh , no , no , no , i ca n't . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , angie . angie : oh , hi , sweetheart . amanda : are you ok ? angie : yeah , i 'm fine . i was just checking on madison and ryan . amanda : it 's so sad . angie : yeah , it is . amanda : if jake and i had lost trevor -- i can not even imagine what they are going through right now . angie : makes us count our blessings , does n't it ? healthy children , loving spouses -- you and i are very lucky . listen , if you 're looking for jake , i think he 's in a meeting . amanda : yeah , i know . angie : ok . i 'll see you . amanda : i actually just came here for a blood test . i think i might be pregnant . angie : oh . have you done a home test yet ? amanda : it was negative . but i know my body , and everything i 'm feeling is telling me i 'm gon na have another baby . angie : have you told jake ? amanda : no . i still want it to be a surprise . angie : how much of a surprise ? amanda : i know how you feel about keeping secrets , but even though jake does n't know that i was still trying , he is going to be so totally happy . angie : listen , i do n't want you to worry . i 'm not going to lecture you now , ok ? i know that you love jake , your family . amanda : with all my heart . angie : good luck , then , ok , and you let us know . [ scene_break ] jack : something i said ? something i did ? jane : oh , no . no , you have been so patient , so loving . no , it 's not you . it 's me . jack : i 'm sorry . i thought i was getting a signal that was what you wanted . jane : i do want you . i want you very , very much . i 'm sorry . i think that i 'm just still a little shaken right now , and i just do n't feel like my old self . jack , when i make love with you again , i want it to be so , so right . i want it to be so special -- almost as if it were the first time . and you could help me with that . jack : tell me how . jane : well , could we start by going on a date ? jack : a date ? jane : yes . a real night on the town where we can do everything that we love to do . i would like high romance . i want us to fall in love again , all over again . jack : that actually sounds pretty darn nice -- perfect , in fact . ms. kane -- jane : yes , mr. montgomery ? jack : you have no doubt noticed that i have been admiring you , and i think i 've caught you admiring me a couple times . so how would you like to have dinner with me tonight ? jane : well , we only just met . jack : yes , but sometimes when you meet certain people , you get a certain feeling , and i have it . i think you and i are gon na come to know each other very well . jane : you 're very good . jack : then it 's a date ? jane : it 's a date . [ phone rings ] jane : oh . excuse me . hello ? ricky : erica ? this is ricky torres . jane : oh . yes . hello , reverend . ricky : how are you doing ? jane : i 'm doing very well , very well . thank you for asking . ricky : of course . listen . if you 're feeling up to it , i 'd like to meet with you . there 's something very important i 'd like to do for kendall , but i 'm gon na need your help . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , my god . griffin : we assumed ricky and diana holden were connected . more than we thought , as it turns out . kendall : she was in love with him . griffin : yeah , or the money . kendall : no , no , no . i can tell by the way that she was looking at him . that relationship meant something to her , and then he killed her . griffin : and he deleted the video . no loose ends . kendall : yeah , except you got it back , griff . so this means that we have proof that ricky lied about knowing diana holden . griffin : yeah , but it does n't prove he killed her , or zach . kendall : all this time i thought that i was safe . i thought that i was safe , because he loved me . but this proves me wrong , very , very wrong . the guy is clearly a sociopath . griffin : this video still helps us , though . kendall : how ? griffin : that money they 're rolling around on ? a casino 's name was printed on the wrapper . kendall : was it one of zach 's ? griffin : no . eden falls -- that 's where i 'm going now . kendall : no , griff , no . you ca n't go out there . it is too dangerous . the police already think that you murdered diana holden ! griffin : it 's my only option . kendall : great . ok . while that son of a bitch gets to roam around town like he 's the hero . i hate him . griffin : i know . kendall : no , i hate him . i hate that he touches me and he kisses me , and i hate that i have to pretend that i 'm in love with him when all i really want to do is i want to make him suffer the way that i have . i hate him ! i hate that son of a bitch ! griffin : stop , stop , stop . you ok ? kendall : yeah . i 'm fine . now i got to look for that stupid ring . griffin : ok . we 'll look for it together . come on . kendall : thanks . i 'm sorry , griffin . i did n't mean to lose it like that . griffin : it 's better you lose it on me than on him . kendall : yeah . when i got home this morning , ricky was there waiting for me . griffin : we got to get a private investigator at the house , too . what happened ? kendall : he was pretty pissed off . he found out that i lied to him about telling the boys about us getting married . griffin : i was wondering when that might happen . kendall : i ca n't tell them , griff . i can never tell them . my boys have been through too much already without me confusing them even more . griffin : hey , i 'm right there with you . kendall : ok , this has to end . this has to stop . i ca n't tell spike and ian about any new stepfather . i ca n't . griffin : i found it . kendall : oh . that was easy . thank you . griffin : i hate that you have to wear this thing , giving this scum any hope at all , but i promise you it 's not gon na be much longer . we 're gon na nail this bastard -- together . chavo : hey , my brother 's outside with his car . he 'll lend it to you . griffin : good . thank you . chavo : it 's kind of beat - up . griffin : as long as it gets me to where i need to go . i should get going . kendall : i know . griffin : what about the p.i . ? is he still on the case ? kendall : yeah . he 's like my shadow . i 'm covered . griffin : ok . i 'm gon na need you to stay wired up . i 'll touch base with you when i 'm in range . kendall : please be careful . griffin : yeah . you , too . [ scene_break ] jake : i got your text . ok , now , do n't say anything . i know . you played hooky from chandler because you want to go back to the hotel and have a little rumba , and you know what ? i 'm down . so i have cleared my whole schedule , and i say let 's go . come with me right now . amanda : no , jake , it 's not that . there 's just something that i need to tell you . jake : ok . amanda : um , you know that i want to have another baby . we talked about this , so you already know that , right ? but you , you wanted to wait . but i -- i did n't start taking my birth control after we decided to stop trying . jake : uh , wait . what ? amanda : i know that i should 've told you , but i did n't . and this morning i woke up dizzy , just like i was when i was pregnant with trevor . so i 'm also a few days late . jake : what you 're saying is you 're pregnant ? amanda : i do n't know . they took blood , and i 'm waiting for the results . jake : wow . amanda : but i know that having a baby right now will be so good for us . jake : but we agreed to wait . we talked about this , right ? amanda : jake , i really think that -- jake : you would n't be doing this if you thought everything was ok . you think that we 're not good . you think something 's wrong , right ? why else would you do this ? [ scene_break ] jack : do n't you look pretty . bianca : thank you . you look nice , too . where 's mom ? jack : i do n't know . reverend ricky called , and she ran out of here to meet him somewhere . bianca : what did he want ? jack : i do n't have any idea . maybe church business . ha ha . bianca : `` church business . `` so how is she ? jack : actually , she 's still a little bit shaky , and i wish she would take it a little bit easy . bianca : you know mom . she 's always going a thousand miles an hour . and she can put as brave a spin as she wants on it , but being kidnapped is traumatizing . i know what that 's like . it takes a little while to get back to yourself . jack : and this is why i love you , because you are so smart . maybe it 's just me . maybe i ca n't accept the fact that she 's actually back here and we 're together again , back on track . but i got to tell you , i still have this feeling that there 's something wrong . [ scene_break ] jane : my future son - in - law ! hi ! ricky : hi . have a seat , please . jane : thank you . so what can i do for you ? ricky : i want to do something for kendall , but i 'm not so sure she 'll be all for it . jane : say no more . i know exactly what you have in mind : my big surprise engagement party . ricky : actually , that 's not what i was thinking . jane : no ? ricky : no . i 'm thinking we can do much better than that . [ scene_break ] griffin : when the hell did the casino close down ? man : last week . the owners just closed the doors , took off . no warning , and no severance pay . griffin : have you ever seen these two around before ? man : i 've told you all i know . tad : i 've usually found that a well - placed 50 will get you the answers you 're looking for . griffin : what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] amanda : please try to understand i really believe this is the right time to give trevor a little brother or sister . jake : this is the type of decision that you make together . you make it as a team . amanda : we are a team . i was just afraid if we waited too long -- jake : what ? you 're gon na start talking about -- your biological clock is not even ticking . you are doing this because you think it 's gon na make all of our problems go away . amanda : at least now you 're admitting we have problems . jake : what do i have to do , what do i have to say to make you believe that i love you ? i love you . amanda : i know that you love me , and i love you , and i love our family . that 's all that i care about . jake : and i 'm just saying that you do things as a team , and if you do n't have trust with somebody , you 've got nothing . [ scene_break ] jack : i should never , ever have believed those e - mails and phone calls they forced her to make . bianca : you are being way too hard on yourself . jack : do n't you think when you love someone the way i love your mother , do n't you think i -- should n't i have known that there was something not right ? what the hell is that ? bianca : hmm . i do n't know . i 've never seen that before . jack : i know . me either . you do n't suppose this thing belongs to erica ? bianca : it 's not exactly her style . jack : no . no , it sure as hell is n't . [ scene_break ] griffin : reverend ricky and the late diana holden were lovers , partners in crime , the whole nine . tad : why would he kill her ? griffin : maybe he did n't want to leave any witnesses behind that were connected to zach 's plane crash , or maybe she was jealous . tad : jealous ? griffin : of him spending so much time with kendall . unfortunately , the only thing that the video proves is that him and diana were hitting the sheets . it does n't prove that he killed her . tad : a man of god . griffin : i do n't think that 's the team ricky plays for . tad : so the casino 's shut down ? griffin : yeah , but i still think there 's a connection , but there 's nobody here to prove it . how 'd you find me , anyway ? tad : i did n't . i was n't looking for you . i came to check out the casino . i got a lead myself . griffin : ok , we got to find some information fast . kendall 's engaged to the guy . tad : you 're kidding . griffin : i wish i was . she insisted on getting close to the guy to get proof so she could put him away . tad : it 's a dangerous game you 're playing with a psycho , while the police are looking for you . griffin : i do n't care about that . tad : no . you care about kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : cara ? cara : hey . have you heard from my brother ? kendall : why would you ask that ? cara : i figured if he 'd call anybody , it would be you . kendall : no . no , griffin has n't been in contact . but i 'm sure he 's ok . cara : what is that ? kendall : uh , i 'm engaged . cara : to who ? kendall : to ricky . cara : the `` little too intense minister `` reverend ricky ? kendall : yeah , reverend ricky . actually , he 's really a good guy . he is . cara : if you believe that , that 's -- i do n't believe it . i do n't think griff would either . [ scene_break ] amanda : i just really want another baby . is that such a bad thing ? jake : having another baby is not the issue here . amanda : it is for me . jake : really ? honey , i have never said to you , not once , that i do n't want another baby . no . it 's just the way you go about things . amanda : are you going to the lab to find out ? jake : i 'm not going to the lab . the lab is backed up . amanda : so where are you going ? jake : i am going to take a little walk , ok , because i ca n't talk about this anymore . i 'm sorry . and i ca n't do this at work . [ scene_break ] cara : i 'm just surprised , that 's all . and i think griffin would be , um , hmm . but i guess that does n't really matter now , huh ? kendall : what about griff ? cara : i do n't think he 'd ever tell you this , but he liked you . kendall : well , i like him , too . we 're friends . cara : no , kendall . i mean he actually -- he had feelings for you . and i could 've sworn you felt -- that 's why this whole thing with ricky just does n't make any sense to me , that 's all . kendall : i will always be grateful to griffin for saving my life . and i 'm sorry if i caused any problems for him . but griff and i -- what we have is just a friendship . cara : ok . then i guess i 'm gon na be taking a refresher course on reading the signals , because i was dead wrong on this one . [ phone rings ] kendall : excuse me . hello ? jane : kendall , darling ! it 's your mother . i need to see you . kendall : is everything ok ? jane : it 's important that i meet with you at your house right now . kendall : at my house ? but , mom -- jane : please , just come home , kendall . please . [ scene_break ] tad : kendall 's the only one you confided in ? griffin : how 's cara ? tad : she 's worried sick about you . oh , happy birthday , by the way . griffin : my birthday ? tad : yeah , it 's your -- griffin : well , i guess it is . thank you . so cara 's good ? tad : well , other than being obsessed about proving you 're innocent and losing her job at the hospital , i guess she 's -- griffin : what happened ? tad : oh , it 's a long story . but it 's not her fault , so it 's ok . if it 's all right with you , i got her a part - time job at the free clinic helping out . she 's pretty amazing . griffin : you do n't have to convince me , man . tad : it 's just that to go through everything she 's gone through and come out strong , kind , so full of life -- your sister 's an amazing person . griffin : not everybody sees her the way we do , tad . tad : listen , you still got that hard drive , ricky 's hard drive ? griffin : yeah . tad : you mind if i borrow it ? griffin : yeah . ok . tad : i got a friend of mine , ok ? he 's a techo geek . he 's a whiz with computers . he could probably pull whatever 's left off the hard drive . griffin : perfect . tad : now comes the really hard question -- what do we tell her ? griffin : to cara , nothing . tad , this never happened . you never ran into me . tad : yeah , but it did happen . and like i said , she 's losing a lot of sleep over you . griffin : it has to be this way . tad : griff , i ca n't . there 's a lot of things that i would do for you , but i 'm not too thrilled about lying to your sister . griffin : you know what 's gon na happen if she finds out the truth about this . she 's gon na try to nail ricky herself . tad : yeah . undoubtedly . griffin : for sure . and this guy is sick , all right ? he wo n't think twice about murdering anybody else , and she can not get hurt by this . do n't tell her , tad , please . [ phone rings ] tad : hello ? cara : hey . tad : cara . cara : i 'm just wondering if you found out anything that could bring griffin back safely . tad : no , but i 'm still looking . cara : i do n't mean to be a pain or anything . i 'm just kind of worried about him , that 's all . tad : try not to . he strikes me as a pretty resourceful guy . i 'll call you , especially if i find something . cara : ok . griffin : thank you . tad : do n't . i 'm still not so sure i 'm doing the right thing . griffin : i mean thank you for taking such good care of my sister . tad : just the way i roll . i tend to take my fake marriage vows pretty seriously . griffin : it may have started out as a fake marriage , but it does n't have to stay that way . [ scene_break ] ricky : i want this ship ready to sail tonight . are you listening ? captain : yes , but i -- ricky : i want a case of kendall 's favorite champagne , and i want the master suite full of white roses . captain : i know that 's what you want , but i 'm trying to tell you i 'm gon na need a little more time to make all that happen by tonight . ricky : you were n't listening , were you ? get it done . [ scene_break ] jane : i was beginning to worry . kendall : my god , mom , you made it sound urgent . jane : it is . jack and i have decided to take you and bianca out to celebrate my homecoming . kendall : oh . uh , ok . that 's what was so important ? jane : yes ! and there 's no time to lose . as a matter of fact , i 've already laid out a dress for you to wear , and so hurry up . come on . you have to get ready . kendall : wait . why are you suddenly picking out my clothes ? jane : because i want you to look beautiful , of course ! so come on ! go ahead . you have to go . go get ready now . kendall : hold on a second . what is the big rush ? jane : kendall , do n't ask me any more questions , ok , because it 's going to be a wonderful night . trust me . ok , get going ! go get ready ! get dressed . kendall : all right . ok . jane : ok . everything is all set . ricky : i knew you could do it . [ scene_break ] amanda : angie ? angie : hey . have you gotten your test results back ? amanda : no . the lab 's backed up . i told jake . god , he was so upset . angie : oh , honey , i 'm sorry . amanda : but i know as soon as he hears the good news , it will all go away . we 're going to bring a new life into this world , and everything will be ok after that . i just know it will be . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , it 's me . listen , it turns out the trip was n't a waste after all . i came up with something . it 's good news . so i guess i 'll be home for that movie marathon . you might want to get the popcorn ready . bye . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at fusion ] cara : happy birthday , griffin . i love you . ahem . ahem . whew . can i please have another ? [ scene_break ] jane : oh ! kendall : is n't this a little overdressed for dinner ? jane : `` overdressed `` -- what a silly word . here . oh , now you look perfect . griffin : kendall , are you there ? kendall : mom , why -- what 's going on with the rose ? jane : you 'll see . [ knock on door ] jane : i 'll get it . griffin : hey , what 's going on ? jane : oh , good ! you 're here ! jack will be here any minute . oh , hi . bianca : here ? here for what ? i do n't understand what 's going on . do you ? kendall : you did n't tell bianca about the dinner ? jane : there is no dinner . [ knock on door ] kendall : what is this ? ricky : we 're getting married , right here , right now .
erica is talking to herself when jack walks in and questions her as to who she was talking to . erica drops her keychain in the floor . erica and jack begins to kiss when erica becomes more insistent . amanda starts to get up out of bed and has a dizzy spell . kendall comes home and finds ricky in her living room . ricky asks her why had she lied to him . at the clinic , tad and cara argue over the whereabouts of griffin . cara kisses tad on the cheek as a way of thanks for helping griffin . jack is surprised as to the kiss that erica had just given him . griffin , on the computer , finds incriminating evidence against ricky and diana . kendall explains to ricky that she is sorry , but her children had been through so much that this just was n't the right time . jack tries to take erica to bed but she pulls away and tells him that she ca n't . one of the neighborhood boys brings griffin some homemade goodies . griffin tells him that he needs some wheels . kendall reminds ricky that he had been pushing too hard . ricky tells kendall that he loves her so much . ricky tells kendall that he is n't sure that she feels the same way about him . ricky kisses kendall . kendall wipes his kiss off her lips as she gets a call from griffin to get over there fast . tad tells cara that he is going out of town for griffin . cara become angry with tad when he wo n't let her accompany him . amanda catches up to angie at the hospital . they discuss what madison and ryan are going through right now with the death of their child . amanda tells angie that she may be pregnant . jack is stunned by erica 's response to his advances . erica suggests that they go on a date . jack asks erica out on a date . erica gets a call from ricky to meet him for a talk . griffin lets kendall watch the video of ricky and diana making love . griffin tells kendall that he is going out of town to check on one of the casinos . kendal takes off the engagement ring and flings it across the room . griffin does his best to calm her down . griffin helps her to find the ring while they talk about ricky and how she will get back at him for what he had done to zach .
[ a string quartet plays as jack and erica walk toward each other then are joined by their respective offspring and all walk toward the banyan tree . ] [ music ends ] minister : welcome , erica , jackson , and your beautiful families . you 've come here to this special place for a special purpose -- to join man and woman in the most exalted of bonds . and to join your families , two into one . a profound act of love , faith , and courage . if anyone knows why this man , this woman , these two families should not be joined , speak now . [ music plays ] reggie : there 's really no need for that `` speak now or forever `` stuff . we 're all good here . get to the part about `` dearly beloved , i now pronounce you -- `` well , you know -- kendall : no , no -- no , do n't do it again . not now . reggie : oh , greenpea , i swear to god , if you so much as think about -- greenlee : i itch ! better . sorry . minister : erica , jackson , when we spoke earlier , you said you felt kismet brought you here for your vows . you were drawn by the ancient beauty of the banyan tree -- how the tree grows out , rather than up , how the branches shoot out new roots so that they can find a haven in the soil , bringing strength to the tree . that 's the family you create here today . new roots , new growth . one sheltering tree . who gives this woman to this man ? kendall and bianca : we do . minister : and who gives this man ? lily , reggie , and greenlee : we do . reggie : you know , you could seriously trip on this whole cosmic - kismet - tree thing . i mean , i 'm me , and you 're you . one of these things is not like the other , right ? and now you 're my parents . mother and father . does n't even begin to make sense . except it does . jack , you 're not just my guardian , or some guy who checks over my homework . you 're my dad . you know how good that makes me feel inside ? and , erica -- the classiest lady i ever met . scariest , too . erica : ha . reggie : talk about fierce -- erica : me ? reggie : but , lady , your heart -- it 's as big as the world . you know , where i come from , you get used to not expecting too much . nothing good , at least . but you two together -- you let me expect , and you make me believe . i love you guys . lily : i wanted to tell you the surface area and the fluid volume of the average human heart , because the heart is supposed to be for love -- even though it is n't very romantic and it 's red . but i did n't have the time to get that information , so reggie told me i could just tell you the information in my head . my favorite times with you both . my dad helped me say my first word . he helped me be not so different , but never made me not be me . so that 's a time i like very much . my favorite moment with you , erica , is different . it 's when i ran from adam chandler 's big house and got stuck by the side of the road . and the red light flashed , and it hurt my eyes and my head . and you told me to look at your blue wrap . and i did . and because of the light , it looked purple , and i really like purple . i was afraid , but then i was n't because of you . erica : oh , lily , i love purple . and i love you . greenlee : i found you way too late . but since we 're both overachievers , we crammed a lot into a short time . but that 's somewhere else , away from this place . here , under your tree , all there is is love . i love you . erica -- we 've never been friends . but the way you love the big guy next to you -- like reggie says -- fierce . thank you for loving my father . thank you for making him crazy and cranky and way beyond happy . that you do that , in a way , makes you the best friend i 'll ever have . and if you ever hurt him -- erica : understood . kendall : i love you . erica : i love you . kendall : it has taken a long time for us to get to this place -- love , you and me . and now i am -- i 'm so proud of us . and i 'm so proud that you 're my mother . and , jack , i 'm so grateful that you 've accepted me as your daughter . jack : you know i do . kendall : i know . i know , and that 's what makes this so -- i 've just -- i 've never had a father like you . i never imagined i could have a father like you -- to love and trust and always be there for me . thank you . bianca : you are erica kane -- strong . reggie : fierce . fierce , too . [ laughter ] lily : very pretty . kendall : amazing . bianca : my mother . even as a kid , that blew my mind , that i came from you . that i had to live up to you . i have watched you conquer the world . i 've seen you lost in it . but you never gave up , not for long . as a kid , it terrified me that i would never measure up . erica : oh , bianca , but you know that you are more than i ever could have hoped for . bianca : it 's ok . somewhere along the way between my childhood and today , i found myself -- part of me that 's like you , part of me that is n't . and you found me , too . because you never , ever stop fighting for what really matters -- love and family . you never gave up . you never gave up until you had it all . and look at you now , mom . you have the world . i 've always loved you as my uncle . and since my dad died , you 've been there -- not just a place keeper or substitute . but as my father , in every way that counts . and now we 're going to make it official . we 're going to be a family . [ miranda fusses ] bianca : all of us . bianca : family . jack : you 're trembling . erica : i have a confession . i 'm not that fierce . jack : i 'd have never known . erica : it 's been so long , jack . we 've come so close to this moment , so close we could touch it . yet we always pulled away . jack : ever since our crash landing in the desert . erica : you saved my life . jack : and you ruined mine . i 'd fallen in love , but i could n't have you -- yet . erica : we found a way to find each other . jack : we had to go all the way to paris to do that . erica : oh , those violins . you know , i still hear them sometimes in my dreams . jack : my beautiful corinne . reggie : do i even want to know ? jack and erica : no . jack : but paris was a dream . reality got in the way . erica : we were friends first , and then lovers . and then two people who could n't find their way home to each other . jack : other faces , other mates . and still , you . erica : always you . jack : you made me crazy . `` yes `` was `` no . `` `` maybe `` was `` never . `` `` right `` was `` wrong . `` erica : but `` wrong `` was never wrong enough to keep us apart . you waited for me . jack : you made that easy -- and impossible . erica : so many years and rings and broken promises . but i do n't blame us for not having the courage before . how do you touch destiny ? it 's not a piece of paper two people sign , and it 's not words you say out loud . jack : it 's a solemn vow , unbreakable , soul to soul . erica : that i will love you with all that i am . jack : that i will comfort you and protect you till the end of time . erica : you are my peace and my possibility . jack : you are my path and my answer . because of you , i can expect . i believe . erica : i believe that when my world turns red you will turn it purple . jack : you will keep on fighting , winning , inspiring . erica : and i wo n't do anything to make greenlee come after me . [ jack laughs ] [ erica laughs ] erica : jackson , i love you . i vow to spend the rest of my life with you , to live all our dreams . i vow to speak and to listen , to hear the voice of the father of our children , to set sail for the future with my husband . and no one jumps overboard . we chart our course together . jack : i vow to spend the rest of my life with you . i vow to help you when you need it , step aside -- way aside -- when you do n't . i vow to love , honor , and respect our children 's mother . i vow to make your life amazing , because you amaze me . erica : you are my husband from this day until the day i die . jack : you are my wife from this day till the day i die . oh , but you 're my heart for all eternity . minister : erica , jackson , you are now husband and wife . kane family and the montgomery family are now one . [ everyone cheers as a dule of white doves take flight . ] erica : jack , you said you 'd never -- jack : this is the wedding to end all weddings . what would n't i do for you , mrs. montgomery ? [ classical music plays ] lily : did you know that some banyan trees have over a thousand roots ? reggie : and that 's us ? oh , no way did i sign up for 999 sisters . bianca : oh , now , what 's wrong , reggie ? what , you do n't want to learn about hair and makeup ? greenlee : or where to buy the best shoes ? reggie : oh , i did not sign up for that . kendall : oh , you know , you 're a stud , kiddo , you 're a stud . reporter : ms. kane -- ms. kane -- ms. kane , was the pine valley wedding a decoy ? was oprah supposed to be your maid of honor ? second reporter : what do you say , erica ? is the 10th time the charm ? [ laughter ] first reporter : how does it feel to be the guy that gets to call ms. kane `` missis `` ? [ laughter ] [ everyone cheers as erica and jack kiss under a shower of white confetti . ] [ scene_break ] [ up in their suite .. ] erica : jack , jack , they all waiting for us downstairs . jack : you 're talking about the caterers ? honey , i 've waited 17 years for this . the caterers can cool their heels for a little bit , ok ? i love you so much , mrs. montgomery . erica : oh . i love the sound of that . jack : so do i. i love the sound of my lips on your skin . erica : i love you . reggie : ahem . oh , do n't mind us . just -- jack : ahem . lily : we have your wedding present . jack and erica : oh ! erica : you know you did n't have to get us anything . i mean , your being here with us -- that means so much more than you ever will know . lily : but it 's really pretty . we wanted you to have it . erica : well , thank you . ok , ok . jack : yeah , in that case , we 'll take a look , yes . erica : oh , lily , would you put my bouquet on the table ? thank you . [ erica gasps ] jack : oh , for pete 's sake , look at this . erica : oh , my goodness . lily : it 's your kismet tree . really , it 's a charcoal sketch of the banyan tree from the ceremony . reggie : yeah , we kind of consider it our official family tree now . it 's -- it 's funky , messy , and a little weird , but it 's real . and that freaky little root down there -- jack : this one here ? reggie : yeah , yeah , that -- that 's greenpea . erica : oh , it 's beautiful . jack : it 's gorgeous , absolutely . thank you both so much . lily : i like this tree , almost as much as i like the tree at home . when i look at it , i feel safe . reggie : aw . see that ? that right there -- see , that was their official mother- daughter moment . that right there . see , that 's family . that 's what i 'm talking about . jack : is that a note of pride i heard in your voice just then ? is that a little tear right there ? reggie : i told you , dad , yes . yes , i did , and , yes , i 'm proud . i 'm not too sure about being outnumbered by the ladies , but the rest -- the rest i wanted for me . i want it for you guys . i want it for them , too . and since i got my way , you consider me off your back . but if you guys mess up , you have -- jack : you have permission to whip us back into shape . erica : oh , but you wo n't have to , reggie . you have your family . we all have our family . and , yes , this is what we are , our kane - montgomery family is definitely funky , messy , and real . and it 's here to stay . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , oh - oh - oh , blink -- blink already . fine , be that way . greenlee : where is he ? kendall : why do n't you scare me a little more next time . greenlee : yeah , you 're quaking . where is he ? kendall : who ? what , your invisible playmate ? well , he said you bored him silly , and he jumped off a cliff . greenlee : do i look amused ? kendall : you look wiggy . listen , it 's lip - gloss touchup time before the reception , so go -- go fix your face and leave me alone . greenlee : zach slater 's here , and you 're hiding him . kendall : you see one nice , chiseled , hot guy , and it 's got to be zach ? come on , i told you . we went through this , greenlee . zach is not here . i am alone , ok ? so go and slam some champagne . you need it . greenlee : i saw him -- and , you , on the beach . and a flower . hmm ? no denial ? do n't bother . i know what you two are up to . i would have said something , but i did n't want to ruin the wedding of the century . but now erica and jackson are married , and you 've got slater stashed somewhere . i know , because i stashed him first . in the pool house . kendall : are you crazy ? what is wrong with you ? is this why you freaked out when i tried to grab a towel ? greenlee : yeah . nice cover . except i know you knew . that 's why you needled me outside that door . you knew zach was in there , because you had already let him out already . kendall : boy , you know , too much sun -- i think it kicked in your meds again . greenlee : you 're hiding slater . he came here to get you to marry him . why else would he be slinking around ? kendall : what ? you know what , greenlee ? you have had way too much bubbly . that 's just not fair . i mean , if you 're going to get lit and go off , at least you could have shared . greenlee : stop it , kendall . you 're messed up , and you 're angry , and i 've been there a lot . so let me help you . let me stop you from making the kind of mistake that 'll bite you in the rear and never let go . kendall : other than me forgetting to lock the door , this is a mistake - free zone , ok ? so just leave me the hell alone . i 'm going to go now . i 'm going to go and visit our nice newlywed couple . and if you decide to join us , let 's at least pretend like we 're friends . [ scene_break ] jack : all right . now , to the woman i have waited for for so long . erica : was it worth it ? jack : `` was it worth it ? `` come here , you . i 'll show you how was it worth it . kendall : aw . cheers drink to that . reggie : cheers drink to that . kendall : cheers to that . [ music plays as jack and erica have their first dance together as husband and wife then cut the cake and smear some frosting on each other 's noses and kiss it off . ] singer : it 's not the pale moon that excites me that thrills and delights me . oh , no it 's just the nearness of you . it is n't your sweet conversation that brings this sensation . no , no it 's just the nearness of you . when you 're in my arms , and i feel you so close to me , all my wildest dreams come true . i need no soft lights to enchant me , but if you 'll only grant me the right to hold you ever so tight and to feel in the night . ooh , the nearness of you . when you 're in my arms , and i feel you so close to me all my wildest dreams come true . i need no soft lights to enchant me , but if you 'll only grant me the right to hold you ever so tight , and to feel in the night the nearness of you . [ scene_break ] [ back at their suite , everyone has changed out of their wedding finery . ] erica : should we wait for bianca ? kendall : well , evidently , it takes hours to pack baby gear , so -- jack : well , then , you 're going to have to give her the update -- honeymoon 2005 . reggie : we 're going to need music and graphics , so -- erica : i got it . we 're going to take the yacht back up the coast , and we 're going to stop at places like -- like charleston , your dad 's hometown , and sun and ocean and moonlight dinners on the deck . jack : and you . we know it is n't italy , but we would like to make good on the invitation we extended to you all before our last wedding . erica : yes ! you can all come , and bianca and miranda , too . it 'll be our first real family vacation . greenlee : that 's so sweet . reggie : yeah . greenlee : really , thank you . no . jack : what was the last part again ? reggie : j , j , honeymoon . all right , let me say that last part again -- honeymoon . does that word mean anything to you ? kendall : mother ? people have said on rare occasions that you can be a little bit self - centered . greenlee : do n't lose that , not now . no tag - alongs on a vacation . reggie : yeah , and i 'm sure if b was here , she would say no , too . greenlee : mm - hmm . lily : how can you have flutters with us around ? erica : we manage . jack : so that 's it ? your minds are made up ? ca n't convince you any other way ? kendall : hmm . jack : gosh , i do n't know -- a kid - free , flutter - filled honeymoon . hmm . reggie : yeah , it takes him a while , but he catches on . [ jack laughs ] erica : oh , my goodness . how will we ever fill our time ? jack : i have some notions about that . [ erica chuckles ] erica : oh . that means that this is good - bye . oh . kendall : uh - oh . jack : and , you , big guy -- you 're ok with this , watching after your sister and all ? greenlee and myrtle will stop by , but you 're in charge . reggie : yeah . jack : sure ? yeah . yeah ? reggie : i got this new big brother thing down , ok ? i got lily and all my new sisters covered . jack : ok . reggie : but , you -- you remember `` honeymoon . `` jack : honeymoon . reggie : say it . `` honey `` -- `` honeymoon . `` jack : i 'll say it with you -- `` honeymoon , `` ok , ok . erica : just please promise me that you wo n't do anything extreme , ok ? no life- altering decisions that include zach . kendall : focus , mother , please . you have an amazing new husband on a yacht all to yourself . i mean , how great is it to be you ? erica : oh , it 's pretty great . kendall : yeah , i 'd say so . erica : it 's wonderful . lily : if you wait a few minutes , i can print out sea conditions and weather for coastal water travel . jack : oh , i 'd like that . lily : and if you want , i can hug you good - bye . jack : i 'd like that very much . jack : and now , you -- come here . thank you so much for everything . when we get back , you and i will sit down and we 'll talk -- greenlee : you , boat , wife , now , go . jack : i know , i know . kendall : ok , we 're done . all set . shove off already . erica : well , not just yet . i have one big surprise left . [ scene_break ] [ down at the dock , a new yacht awaits . ] erica : this wedding , this day -- it was all so sudden . bianca : what ? erica : no , stop ! i mean it ! i was kidnapped . i had no fair warning . i had no time to pack a bag or pick up your wedding gift from the engraver . jack : your hand in marriage , madam , is gift enough . erica : but i wanted to get you something . something to say thank you , thank you for being so patient , for accepting me and for understanding me , and for throwing me over your shoulder when i get in my own way . so , i found a little bauble . [ the banner is dropped and the name of the yacht is revealed : `` at last `` ] reggie : j ? j , she just got you a boat , dude . it 's your boat . jack : i ca n't -- greenlee : oh , my gosh ! jack : you 're funny . erica : well , you saved us here . you fixed us when we were broken . bianca : oh , not broken -- just a little bent . erica : well , if we ever get bent ever again , we have a reminder of how we belong together . and a place to stash each other until the mood passes again . jack : so if you ever try to leave me -- erica : or if you ever try to leave me -- jack : it 's anchors aweigh and lock the cabin door , right ? erica : what do you think ? jack : let me show you what i think . kendall : whoo ! erica : oh ! kendall : whoo - whoo ! yo , corn dog ! lily : the sea conditions are right for departure , but you might need a light sweater onboard . jack : aye , aye . shall we ? erica : just -- just one second . i wo n't cry . bianca : ok , then , neither will i . erica : do n't you grow up too fast before i see you again . before long , you 're going to be borrowing my shoes . i 'm going to bring you a scarlett o'hara doll from charleston . bianca : oh , great . just the role model i want for my daughter . erica : do you have a better one in mind ? bianca : as a matter of fact , i do . you have a wonderful honeymoon , mom . do n't make uncle jack lock you up again . erica : paris is so beautiful . i 'm sure you ca n't wait to get back . bianca : mom , you know i 'm going to be back to visit as soon as i can . erica : i know . i know . bianca : i love you . erica : i love you so much . jack : come here , you . well , i 'm certainly ready for the at last , and i think she 's waiting for us , so -- erica : all right . bianca : have a great time , you guys . jack : thanks . [ on board , jack and erica wave to their family as their yacht shoves off . ] greenlee : can i borrow your red gucci while you 're gone ? i 'll take that as a yes . kendall : bye ! bianca : have fun ! [ next_on ] j.r. ( to amanda ) : you think we 're pals ? you were just a pity party . zach : kendall . greenlee : gotcha . ethan : you want your wedding big or small ? here or in pine valley ? i vote for here . kendall : what are you saying ? ethan : marry me .
erica and jack finally tie the knot . all the kids speak and praise their new parents . jack and erica speak to each other and declare their marriage vows and the pastor pronounces them husband and wife and says that the kane and montgomery families are now united as one . erica , then surprises jack with a new yacht . they invite their kids to join them on their honeymoon , but they all decline knowing that jack and erica need to be alone without them .
tad : you gave up our child , my daughter , because you did n't think i could love her enough ? dixie : i was wrong , tad . it was the biggest mistake of my life . if i could -- i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] [ krystal laughs ] krystal : i have n't seen you bolt anywhere this fast since lucretia made those bran pancakes . adam : i 'm going downtown to post my son 's bail . and you ca n't stop me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , not to be ungrateful , uncle stuart , because i 'm going to be forever thankful for you for bailing me out , but you know what ? if you 're hard up to hang out with somebody -- stuart : shh , shh ! winifred said she was meeting him here . j.r. : then cuffing yourself to me makes tons of sense . stuart : you wo n't believe it when you hear it . i 'm going to make you look at it . there she is . babe : no . no way can you be that clueless , josh . josh : i kissed you , babe . it 's not like i 'm trying to get action right here . listen , i like you . i care about you . i want a real shot with you . [ scene_break ] david : the last attack was nothing compared to the one you 're about to have next . you do n't have to die . i can save your life -- like that . all you have to do is tell me where dixie 's baby is . greg : no . david : no deal , huh ? you want to play this game ? fine . go to your grave the fool . greg : oh , you 're the fool , hayward , to believe one word out of dixie cooney 's lying mouth . [ scene_break ] dixie : i knew you would be furious , so i prepared myself for this . you can say whatever you want , tad . i deserve it . tad : get out of my house . get out of my life . [ scene_break ] derek : that 's it , slater , time 's up . ryan : no , no , wait , derek -- derek : i 'm calling the swat team back in . i ca n't let an armed man barricade himself in a hospital room with a comatose woman . ryan : just a little longer . just wait a little longer . derek : what do you think 's going to change between now and then ? ryan : hopefully zach 's mind is going to change . look , derek , he let somebody else in there other than julia . derek : whoa , whoa , slow down . slater let someone other than julia into the room to see kendall ? ryan : someone that he could n't say no to . [ scene_break ] zach : when did you get in ? bianca : plane landed about an hour ago . kendall 's voice : is it really you ? bianca : hey , big sis . i hope you 're in the mood for some company . is it ok ? zach : sure . kendall 's voice : binks . you 're really here . bianca : miranda is with me . i mean , she 's not here at the hospital , but she 's in pine valley . opal 's watching her right now . and do n't worry , i 'm not going to let her come home wearing tacky clothes and clutching a crystal ball . oh , you should see how much that little girl has grown since christmas -- and her vocabulary . she 's fluent in french and english . of course , she gets some of the languages mixed up sometimes -- a lot of bilingual sentences -- but i think we can forgive her for that . what about your little guy ? what amazing things is spike doing these days ? hi , my beautiful nephew . it 's your auntie bianca , and it is such an honor to finally meet you . kendall 's voice : they told you i 'm going to die , did n't they , binks ? that 's why you came all this way . you came to say good - bye . [ scene_break ] ryan : bianca could be the miracle that we 're waiting for here , derek . please , just give her a few more minutes , ok ? let her get through to zach before you , you know , you send in your guys . derek : you better hope this is the answer , lavery , or we could be wasting precious time . di : how 's kendall doing ? ryan : well -- um -- she could die any minute , and , of course , we have your nephew to thank for that . di : j.r. is messed up in a major way . i -- i 'm not excusing what he 's done , and i 'm certainly not defending him , but , ryan , you have to know what a terrible , dark place j.r. is in right now . the woman he worshiped abandoned him -- his mother , ryan . i mean , dixie -- she 's as responsible for what happened to kendall as anyone else . ryan : well , we both know that dixie is n't the only one that let j.r. down , do n't we ? i 'm just -- i 'm just saying if we 're divvying up blame here , well , then you obviously have a nice chunk coming to you , do n't you ? di : well , right now , i am less sorry that i posed as dixie , more sorry that i got caught . i mean , i was good for j.r. , ryan . i loved him , and that meant something to him . i still love him . even after all of the awful things he 's done , i will always love him . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i already know my wife 's a tramp . let 's go . stuart : no . you do n't leave until i leave . [ j.r. sighs ] stuart : you keep watching . [ hiding in the bushes , stuart forces j.r. to listen to his wife . ] babe : if you really cared about me , you would n't be doing this , josh . i am still married , and j.r. -- he 's in trouble . josh : j.r. 's a wannabe killer , babe . the guy wants you dead . you deserve a hell of a lot better than that . babe : but i still love him . in spite of everything that he 's done , in spite of the way that he feels about me , i love him , ok ? look , i hate what he did , and i 'm not forgiving or forgetting , but i 'm not walking away , either . josh : well , you did before -- jamie ? did you have a hard time leaving your loving husband back then ? babe : jamie was around at one of the lowest points of my life , and i thought that he was the one . but i was wrong . as great as jamie was , he could never take j.r. 's place in my heart , because j.r. never left . now , i 'm not saying that i regret my time with jamie , because i do n't . he helped me become the woman that i needed to be to love j.r . [ scene_break ] adam : ok . perhaps i was misunderstood . i -- i did n't make myself clear . i 'm leaving right now , going right now down to the police station to get j.r. out of jail . ok . so stop me , already . just lock me up . i ca n't -- i ca n't keep going on like this . i ca n't keep bailing j.r. out of jail every time he makes a mess of his life , throwing him life preservers when he 's the one responsible for the damn storm ! you know there 's a very good chance kendall may die , and her baby along with her because of my son ? and , yes , because of me . you were right . you 're right . i have to live to own up to my part in this . i 've spent j.r. 's entire life making excuses for his bad behavior , encouraging it , even . i 've told him that -- that revenge is not only sweet , it is imperative . i thought i was protecting him . i did n't want to see him hurt . and in the end , i 've hurt him far more than anyone else . and still , in spite of all that , knowing all that , i want nothing more than to go down there and spring my son out of jail and tell him i 'll take care of everything . because the thought of j.r. ending up in prison indefinitely -- please say something . krystal : i ca n't step in this time , adam . you 've heard all the lectures you 're going to hear from me . i 've been where you are . i stepped up in babe 's life to protect her from a whopper of a punishment , but this -- this is your call . it 's up to you if j.r. takes the punishment that he deserves . [ scene_break ] greg : you love dixie . you think you have a shot with her . she 's using you , hayward . she 's using all of you . david : mm - hmm , if you think badmouthing dixie is going to get me to spare your sorry life , think again . i 'm pretty clear on who the real liar is here . [ greg groans ] david : you might want to start talking . i 'm a brilliant doctor , but i 'm not really good at cpr . i do n't know -- they just keep changing the number of compressions per breath and -- i do n't know . do you go through the same thing ? i ca n't seem to keep it straight . but i 'll tell you what i am really great at -- calling time of death . [ greg coughs as he lies on the sofa perspiring . ] [ scene_break ] dixie : i know you want me to leave , but i ca n't . tad : if you do n't , then i will . dixie : do n't . please , ok ? i know that you 're in pain . tad : no , you do n't . you do n't know anything about me . do n't you dare tell me that you know how i feel . in the first place , you never told me you were pregnant , because you knew how i would react . then you did n't tell me that you and kate had survived , because you knew how i would feel . and now you 're telling me that you gave away my daughter , because you knew that i did n't have the heart to have her . you do n't know the first damn thing about me , because if you did , you would know that right now i hate your guts . right now it makes me sick to look at you . and i swear to god , i am never going to forgive you for this . dixie : look , if you never speak to me again , i get it . i 'm not here to defend myself . i 'm here to tell you the truth about what happened with kate , and i just ca n't leave until i do it . tad : what , there 's more ? this is n't bad enough ? dixie : the reason i signed kate over to strangers was because madden convinced me that i was dying , and it seemed like it would be the best thing for kate . i was afraid . i thought if i died , that you would blame the baby . i 'm sorry , ok ? it -- it made sense at the time , and if i could take it all back , i would . tad : ah , forgive me , but your regrets do n't mean that much to me right now . dixie : look , obviously i did n't die . and as soon as i realized that i was n't going to , as soon as i -- i started getting better , all i could think about was kate . i tried desperately to contact madden , ok ? he could n't be found . he -- he disappeared completely . even the medical staff that was helping me through my recovery -- they had no idea where he was . so as soon as i got out of the clinic , i started my own search for kate and for madden . tad : and in all that time , you never thought to contact me -- your ex - husband , kate 's father , a private investigator ? dixie : i thought i was protecting you . tad : you did n't think you were protecting me . you did n't give a damn about me . dixie : that 's not true . tad : no . do n't you tell me about the truth . the truth is the dixie cooney that i knew was the sweetest , kindest , most self - sacrificing person that i have ever known in my entire life , and somewhere along the line you stopped giving a damn about anybody but yourself . and because of it , our child is lost to us , possibly forever , and our son just might go to prison for the rest of his life . [ scene_break ] j.r. : babe does n't know that i 'm here ? stuart : no . do n't you see the truth ? babe loves you . she -- she 's always loved you . even when she was with jamie , she loved you . josh : word of advice , hercules -- why do n't you try aiming for the hoop next time ? jamie : word of advice -- try aiming for someone who 's not married to my brother . babe : actually , i think it 's time you leave , josh . josh : are you serious ? babe : i appreciate the concern , but i 'm fine . and no matter what j.r. 's done , we 're still married . jamie : so , how are you doing ? babe : hanging in there . how about you ? jamie : well , i keep thinking about how good things were again -- for a little while , anyway . i 'm so ticked at j.r. for ruining it , you have no idea . but since there 's no getting through to him , here i am . babe : here we are . you still love him , do n't you ? jamie : brothers till the end . [ scene_break ] bianca : do you remember that song that we used to sing to miranda when we first got her back ? shadow , lip - gloss shades of pink , how i wonder what you 'll think , when you 're old enough to don free cosmetics from `` fu - shon . `` kendall 's voice : i 'm trying to wake up , binks . you have no idea how much i want to hug you right now , give my beautiful niece a big , fat kiss . i do n't want to die , but spike comes first . zach : go ahead . it 's why you 're here . fight me for your sister 's life . [ scene_break ] jamie : you know how boy scouts get their badges ? babe : you earn them ? jamie : how do you think j.r. got his badges ? babe : oh , no . do i really want to hear this ? jamie : totally bs 'd the scout leader . babe : that totally sounds like j.r . jamie : well , that kid can talk his way into or out of anything . babe : you know , a few weeks back we took little adam to the woods , and j.r. said that he was going to teach little a everything about becoming a scout . jamie : well , then i guess little adam 's going to get his first badge in smooth - talking . [ babe laughs ] babe : that was such a great day . it was right after the wedding , and j.r. -- he was so happy . jamie : every day around your wedding was a great day . for the first time in a long time i did n't feel tense being in a room with j.r . it was like old times -- we were close again . god , i miss my brother . i 'd give anything to have him back . babe : hey , look who 's here ! mama 's been waiting for you . jamie : hey , come here , pal . daddy had to go away for a little while . but he wanted you to know that he 's thinking about you every day and every night , and that he loves you a lot . stuart : time to go , j.r . [ scene_break ] dixie : did i fail my children , tad ? yes . i have failed both of them incredibly . but i have been holding on to the hope , believe it or not , that i could make things right -- for you , for kate , for j.r. that has been the one thing that has kept me going . and until i had answers one way or the other , i just felt that i could n't face you . so all this time i have been doing one thing -- tracking greg madden . and he is a very difficult man to get ahold of . i -- i caught up with him a couple of times , but i barely ever got a face - to- face with him . he 's got this low - key security team that runs interference for him . he 's very hard to get close to . tad : yeah , well , considering how accessible he is now , that 's a little hard to swallow . dixie : i -- i understand , ok ? believe me , he 's never been this easy to reach . but the first time that i saw him after he took kate , i begged him to give her back . do you know what he said ? he said it was too late , i had made my choice , that she was better off where she was . i did everything i could . i -- i begged , i threatened , i -- i lied -- everything i could to get her back . i 'm never going to stop searching for her . i promise you , i will look for her till the day i die . tad : and even after all this time with him , you still have n't been able to convince him to give you one single clue ? dixie : listen , i even threatened him with going public with the fact that josh is erica kane 's biological son , but i -- i just could n't do it . i could n't do it to erica , especially not now . i just have hurt too many people , tad . but him ? the man who has -- has hurt the most people , him ? i would like to hurt him . [ scene_break ] greg : i told you i do n't have dixie 's child . help me , please . i 'm dying ! [ greg coughs ] david : yeah , i can see that . clock 's ticking , madden . [ greg groans ] david : you know , there is still time for me to save your life . but the longer you wait to talk , the harder it 'll be for me to bring you back to 100 % . wow . i 'll tell you , i 'm exhausted . you mind ? i 'm going to catch a few z 's . why do n't you wake me up when you 're ready to start talking ? [ knock on door ] amanda : dr. madden ? greg : sick -- help me ! david : you shut up . you shut up ! shut up . amanda : dr. madden , are you ok in there ? greg : help me , please ! come in -- david : shut up ! shut up ! amanda : dr. madden -- oh , my god , help him ! you 're a doctor , do something ! [ scene_break ] krystal : what ? why -- why are you looking at me that way , huh ? you 're mad because i wo n't tell you what to do about j.r. ? adam : i 'm not mad . i 'm -- i 'm chagrined perhaps because you 're right -- again . why should i expect you to tell me how to handle my own son ? if i love him the way i say i do , then i have to let him take his punishment . krystal : even if it means doing nothing will make you crazy ? adam : oh , it will . yes , that 's a given . that is a given . you know , the first time i ever held j.r. , i made him a promise -- that i 'd never let him down . and i kept that promise -- oh , for a couple of days . when i think how many times i 've tried to control him , to -- to mold him into my image -- and i 've failed j.r. more ways and more times than i can count . i just want another chance . i want a chance to love j.r. unconditionally . he deserves that . krystal : you deserve it , too . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , hi , is erica still asleep ? julia : uh - huh . i just checked on her . she 's in room 702 if you want to see her . ryan : oh , no . no , no , no . just -- if you could do me a favor and just tell me as soon as she wakes up . i want to tell her bianca 's here . julia : you got it . ryan : ok . di : hey , hey , roomie . julia : oh . di : long time no see , huh ? julia : i 've been working around the clock . how 's everything back at the fort ? di : it 's fine . we miss you , though . julia : yeah , you , too . i -- i got to go . i 'm sorry . di : ok . ryan : hey , opal , it 's ryan . how 's miranda doing ? ha . well , that 's great . good . i 'll -- i 'll tell bianca she 's doing so well . ok , bye . di : ryan , do n't give up hope . ryan : what am i hoping for , exactly ? because kendall could die any minute , and if she does , it 'll be for my son , but i will lose one of my best friends . or bianca could get through to zach in time and save kendall . but if she does , i could lose my son . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : do n't fight for me , bianca . please help zach save spike , and help him go on if i do n't make it . the way he took ethan 's death -- please , please do n't let that happen again if he loses me . bianca : i do n't want her to die . zach : you think i do ? your sister made it very clear to me -- spike comes before anything or anyone . and she would lay down her life for him . bianca : i believe that . i -- i know what that feels like , to want to put your child 's life before your own . i think you know it , too . and i also know that this is killing you -- and it 's killing ryan , and it 's killing my mom . everybody has made their choices , and they 're going to stand by what they think is best -- for kendall and for her son . and i respect those decisions , because i know how difficult they were to make , because i ca n't -- i ca n't take a side . i 'm not here to tell you what to do , zach , because i honestly have no idea . i just know that i ca n't possibly choose between my sister and her child . [ scene_break ] di : ryan , why do n't you -- come , sit down . let me get you something to eat . ryan : no , no , honestly , di , i do n't really -- i do n't need your pity , ok ? i do n't need to be comforted , i do n't need to be fussed over , i do n't need any of that . all i need right now is i want kendall to walk out that door with my healthy little baby boy in her arms . that 's all i need . [ scene_break ] bianca : the last time i was here , kendall told me that she could n't imagine feeling anything maternal for her son . she just did n't see herself as a mother . but i knew that she would come around . she just needed a little time -- just like spike . you just need a little more time , do n't you , buddy ? zach : and the more time we give spike , the greater the chance of losing kendall . bianca : i know . ryan wants me to talk you into letting them take the baby early . but if i did that and the baby did n't make it and kendall did , how could i ever face my sister again ? on the other hand , if i side with you and try to convince ryan to let spike stay where he is and kendall dies -- i ca n't take a side , zach . i 'm on both sides . zach : i understand that . in a way , i am , too . bianca : i knew that you loved my sister , but i do n't think i knew how much until right now . [ scene_break ] david : amanda , would you do me a favor and get dr. madden a glass of water , please ? amanda : sure . of course . david : you might want to get that girl a nice big bouquet of flowers , because she 's the only reason why you 're still gulping air . but that is going to change very quickly if you do n't tell me where dixie 's baby is . keep that in mind . amanda : here you go . david : ahem . greg : oh . thank you . david : well , it looks like i should go . amanda : already ? you 're sure he 's ok ? david : if he does what i told him , he 'll be fine . amanda : oh . oh , my god . that was so scary . thank god dr. hayward was here . greg : i just feel so fortunate that i -- i know you , amanda . i 'm looking forward to working with you . amanda : you know , that 's actually why i 'm here . i 've been thinking a lot about being a surrogate , and i really do n't think it 's for me , not right now . greg : but you were so excited about it . what 's changed your mind ? amanda : a friend reminded me how much i 've been through lately and that i may not be emotionally ready to take on something like that right now . greg : who is this friend ? amanda : jamie martin . [ scene_break ] jamie : you know there 's a million kids in the world , little a , but none half as cool as you ? babe : jamie ? if j.r. goes to prison , little adam 's going to need you more than ever . jamie : you know i 'm always there for my nephew , whenever he needs me . you sure you want to give up on j.r. just yet ? babe : you still think there 's hope for a miracle ? [ scene_break ] tad : you ca n't put all of this off on madden , dixie . dixie : no , i 'm not , i 'm not . i know that i was wrong to give up kate . but greg convinced me that i was dying , and that you would be in too much grief to be able to love kate the way that she needed , just so he could take our baby . look , i am never going to stop looking for her . i promise you i will find our daughter . do n't you think this decision has tortured me ? and the nights have been terrible . i mean , during the days , i could keep busy . i -- i could look for her , i could keep active , so i did n't have to think about it so much . but at night , all i thought about was j.r. and kate , and where they were . what were they doing ? were they happy ? was -- was j.r. in love ? did he get married ? did -- did his laugh sound the same ? did he even think of me anymore ? and kate -- i did n't even know what she looked like , what her voice sounded like . what was her first word ? when -- when was her first step ? who holds her when she cries ? is she in a good home ? do they love her ? do they love her as much as i do ? trust me , there have been some nights that i just wished i could die . some nights , i wish i had . j.r. : kate ? my sister 's alive ? dixie : if you told me five years ago that i would end up deserting my family , signing my child over to strangers , searching for her alone , not telling you and j.r. that we were alive , i would tell you that -- that you were crazy . but i did n't . i did desert you , i did give up kate , i did stay away , all because i thought i was protecting you from the pain and the hopelessness and the grief that i was feeling . tad : there you go again . you thought you were protecting me . how is that protecting me ? you gave away our daughter . and then you stay away for four years , because you did n't have faith in me . you just did n't trust that i could love you and kate . you could n't have been more wrong . [ scene_break ] greg : amanda , this is my area of expertise . it 's -- it 's my calling . i 've been advising and counseling surrogates for years . i can always tell when they 're emotionally ready to be surrogates , and you most certainly are . amanda : even after all i 've been through with my mother , losing my father ? greg : you know , the one great thing you should 've learn after all of that is how precious life is . and to give the gift of life is the most selfless thing that a person can ever do . i thought this would help , perhaps , to heal your wounds . i never intended to make your life harder . amanda : i know . and i 'm sorry , you 're right . i -- i just got cold feet . greg : so i can count on you ? amanda : absolutely . i 'm going to be a surrogate . [ scene_break ] julia : so , i 'll go in and check kendall 's levels and her stats , and you should have an answer soon one way or another . ryan : thank you , julia . julia : how 's she doing ? zach : seems the same . hey , how cool was it bianca came to see you ? she can really lighten up a room , ca n't she ? i hope you could hear her , i hope you could feel how much she loves you . kendall 's voice : i did feel it , zach . and i 'm so happy she came , because you 're going to need her . so is ryan , and so is spike . [ scene_break ] ryan : you could n't do it , could you ? you could n't convince zach to let us take the baby . bianca : um -- no , i did n't try . you know how much i love kendall . well , now i love her baby , too . and i -- i ca n't say what 's right for either one of them because , ryan , i honestly do n't know . i just have to leave this one to god . [ scene_break ] jamie : it 's going to be ok , babe . it 'll work itself out one way or the other . babe : how can it when the j.r . i loved is lost ? i know that . i just miss him so much . [ scene_break ] [ still hiding in the bushes , j.r. silently watches his mom . ] [ scene_break ] [ tad bursts into greg 's hotel room . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : how did she look ? bianca : lost . really lost . [ scene_break ] zach : you 've been on duty long enough . why do n't you take a break ? [ before she leaves , julia calmly whips out a gun and points it at him . ] julia : it 's over , zach . [ next_on ] tad ( to greg ) : dixie may not be prepared to ruin erica 's life by exposing josh , but i am . erica : i want my daughter to walk out of here ! bianca : well , so do i ! erica : then go back into kendall 's room and convince him to do the right thing ! julia : be reasonable . zach : put me out of my misery . [ pointing her gun at zach , julia cocks it back . ]
ryan tells derek that they need more time to get zach to unlock the door to kendall 's hospital room . and he knows the perfect person to motivate him . he 's invited bianca to talk to her unconscious sister and to zach . bianca concludes , however , that she can not make a decision about whether to save kendall or to save spike . it 's not her decision to make , she says . this is a decision that only god can make . stuart bails jr out of jail but he hand cuffs him so that he wo n't run away and he is forced to go with him and listen to what stuart wants him to listen to . he takes jr to observe babe telling josh that she is not going to give up on her marriage and loves jr no matter what . he also observes jamie telling babe that he loves his brother and wants him back . he also gets to hear adam admitting to krystal that he regrets what he did to his son and wishes he had another chance to be a good father to him . then he hears a shocking revelation that dixie makes to tad that kate is alive and that she spent the last four years trying and failing to find her and she never went a day without thinking about her son .
hannah : you should 've knocked . zach : i did knock . what 's wrong ? hannah : it 's not a good time . zach : i know . hannah : please ? just -- just go . zach : what 's going on with you ? first you resign from cambias , and now this -- what is it ? [ hannah holds up spike 's little shirt ] zach : i do n't understand . hannah : your brilliant barracuda executive stole the keys to your condo and broke in . zach : why ? hannah : for this . for your son 's clothes , his toys . i just -- i wanted to look at them , touch them , smell them . look , i know -- i know it 's crazy -- believe me , i know . i 'm in trouble , and you 're the only one who can help me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the roadside bar ] krystal : tad , stop it ! [ tad hums ] krystal : ok , ok , ok , ok . tad : come on , you got to lighten up . it 's high time , you know , we dust off a little talcum powder , right ? kick back , relax . krystal : thank you for the flowers . tad : oh , do n't thank me , thank the snyders -- they came from their backyard . they 'll never miss them . relax , stay calm . oh , look -- our table 's ready . come on , it 's right next to the dance floor . you know what they say in france -- `` let 's partay . `` [ tad laughs as krystal thinks of adam ] singer : thinking 'bout the way she walked out on me tad : krystal ? singer : she looked like an angel tad : is something wrong ? [ krystal sighs ] krystal : no . no , it is a good night for good times . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] erica : two years ago it was the wedding of the decade . and now it 's the divorce of the millennium . today 's a rocky road for many divorced couples out there . but i want those of you who are out there who want to get an amicable , new divorce to know that that is possible , and you can go through it with kindness and class and actually enjoy yourselves . jack : you bet . happy anniversary , sweetheart . [ shutter clicks as jack kisses erica ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : they say it 's better to have loved and lost than blah , blah , blah , blah -- what a load of bull . losing 's never better , but at least i do n't have to do it alone -- the gang 's all here ! ryan : come on , annie , let 's get out of here . greenlee : oh , no , you ca n't leave -- we 're the guests of honor . another round of drinks , beefcake . welcome home to me , and great , big props for the lovebirds . we just came back from this marvelous caribbean vacation . sun , surf , divorce -- does n't get any better . ryan : ok , greenlee , party is over . greenlee : oh , no , i like it up here -- looking down on everyone ? [ music plays ] greenlee : you always said you 'd be my safety net . too bad nets are more holes than rope . kendall : are you done ? people came here for drinks and to enjoy music , not a floorshow . josh : maybe you should leave , greenlee . greenlee : well , you really scored with this cute brother , all macho and protective . too bad you 're a little slow . i own this place , kendall 's brother . i do n't leave until i want to . so , where are those drinks ? boss lady 's trying to throw a fiesta . amanda : hey , boss lady , you want some help putting her in her place ? babe : i 'm not exactly boss lady anymore . amanda : what ? babe : all of the shares of fusion that greenlee gave me -- she 's -- she took them back . amanda : what -- can she do that ? babe : i knew that she could , i just hoped that she would n't , but -- look , can you not tell anyone that ? do n't worry , i 'll deal . amanda : no -- josh : maybe you want to grab a drink someplace else . greenlee : another toast ! to love -- and forgiveness . [ scene_break ] reporter : mr. montgomery ? jack : yes ? reporter : how long will you put up with the cameras ? jack : cameras ? reporter : mm - hmm . jack : what cameras ? reporter : is it scripted or is it real ? erica : oh , believe me , this is as real as it gets . reporter : and what do you think of the huge pledge to the miranda center ? jack : what pledge is that ? pam : i meant to tell you -- somebody put a million dollars into an escrow account . the money will be donated to the miranda foundation the second the divorce is final . somebody really wants you both single again . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : here you go . [ as curly ] `` hey , viola , a little ambience . `` krystal : that 's beer . tad : [ normal voice ] yeah , i know . it 's probably the only drink we 're going to get around here . we 've been here for 10 minutes . hey , bartender ! man : get in line , pal . krystal : whoo -- tough crowd . tad : i 'll say . we used to go out -- he 's always been like that . it 's a lousy table , too . hang on a second . ah -- good as new . damn . krystal : look , you know what ? let 's -- let 's just call it a night . let 's go check on the baby , tad . tad : look , you are going to live through this , i promise you . you can not get a better babysitter than ruth martin . she 's got skills she has n't even thought about using yet , ok ? she 's got eagle eyes , ears like radar stations . she 'll make damn sure little a wo n't find out whether or not jenny can bounce -- krystal : oh -- tad : or whether or not she 's easy to flush . krystal : oh -- tad : maybe just a little kiddie jacuzzi , you know ? krystal : what are you trying to do , scare me to death ? tad : no -- honey , i 'm trying to get you to smile . you remember . yeah , see ? just like that . that 's what i was after . you know what they say -- we deserve the best . come on . opal : oh , there they are . krystal : and together we can always get it . tad : ow ! opal : hey there , you two ! tad : mama . opal : how are you ? ooh , good to see you ! jamie : you look great . krystal : thank you . i -- joe : yeah , good to see you up and about . krystal : you , too . i did n't know you were all going to be here . tad : you did n't get the memo ? krystal : no . tad : it 's in the manual -- when you hang with one martin , you often get more than you bargained for . [ joe laughs ] [ scene_break ] zach : how can i help you ? hannah : give me what i lost . zach : you 're tired . do n't say something you 're going to regret . hannah : you know what ? my whole life is one big regret . zach : come on . you 're a smart , beautiful woman . you 're -- successful , you 're an executive , you 're -- hannah : yeah , who goes home to an empty house , an empty life -- no children , no husband . zach : you can have all that . hannah : do n't patronize me . i came to pine valley to make a connection with my son , to hurt alexander , and to see if you were the boy i cared for -- or the man i should hate . zach : and ? hannah : i hurt alexander , and i 'm not sorry . but i did n't change anything . i still feel dead inside . and i do n't hate you . when i -- when i look at you , all i see are our son 's eyes . i just want what i lost . you wake up every day to a little boy who holds his arms out to you . you get to bathe him , feed him , watch him grow . and you got another one on the way . more little fingers to count , more kisses to give , moments , memories -- i do n't have that . zach : i 'll get you some tea . hannah : you know , when you played dead , you got your freedom , you lived your life , and you never , ever looked back . i had to give up my child and -- zach : hannah -- hannah : no , no . the second you blew up that car , my life went with it , my son 's ! zach : i 'm sorry . hannah : no ! you know what ? that 's just a word . it does n't mean anything , it changes nothing . when i met your wife , she told me that you blamed yourself for what happened to ethan and me -- all of it . well , you damn well should . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] greenlee : you guys , it 's not poison , come on . hmm ? oh , right -- kendall , you ca n't . you 're with child -- again . but everyone else -- all right , fine , be that way . fun 's really gone out of this town . ryan : let 's go . come on . annie : no . greenlee : to love and forgiveness -- something ley residents really know a lot about . kendall 's voice : we 've seen a lot of men come and go . we 've pushed them away , they 've left . they 've -- greenlee : died . it 's ok , you can say it . kendall : maybe in the end , this is what we 're supposed to end up with . greenlee : ryan would be happy to know that you 're here with me . kendall : you know how i felt about ryan . i loved him , and i gave all of that up to watch you two be happy . so if there 's anything i can do to keep the love that you had alive , i 'm here . greenlee : but you said -- you said you could n't imagine yourself loving someone so much to carry a child . kendall : well , maybe now i can . singer : 'cause life 's so cruel greenlee : oh , well , you look great , babe , hardly changed . well , i hope you changed a little -- you 're not still stealing babies and sleeping around , right ? josh : why do n't you lay off , greenlee ? babe : no , really , it 's cool . greenlee : hmm , where was i ? love and forgiveness . once upon a time , babe was bianca montgomery 's best friend -- pinky - swear , `` tell each other everything `` best friends -- until babe snatched bianca 's baby , and then you stole your own . before that , you slept with your husband 's brother while your honeymoon sheets were still hot . prison ? tarred and feathered ? an a tattooed on your forehead ? none of the above . forgiven . kendall : ok , greenlee , maybe you 've had enough to drink . greenlee : oh , this from the woman who ca n't get enough -- from anything or anyone -- especially when it is n't hers . kendall had a little roll in the sheets with her lover 's brother , just to tick him off . you were ticked off , right ? kendall : all right , greenlee , you 're making a scene . come on . greenlee : and then your husband went to town on pine valley 's electric grid -- zapped lives forever , and not in a good way . what was the verdict ? forgiven -- hell , she even remarried the loser ! amanda : hey , just because you `` own `` this place does n't mean you get to go off on everybody . greenlee : ok , this from the etiquette police ? do n't let her fool you . this little girl was so desperate for mommy 's love , because she 's certifiably insane , she tried to drug a guy into marrying her . jonathan : all right , greenlee , i do n't know exactly what your problem is here , but this is n't the place . greenlee : oh , god , and you -- where do i get started -- oh , another drink , please . murder , mayhem , bombs , kidnapping , and what was the result -- forgiven ! [ music stops ] greenlee : mr. dynamite kiddo himself . i was so happy to be mrs. kiddo . i even had our baby names picked out -- until you went and got a vasectomy on the sly . did n't want to take any chances , right ? ryan : greenlee -- greenlee : no -- ryan : stop . greenlee : it 's ok . is n't he the sweetest ? our wedding was beautiful . except for a few glitches , ryan took our vows so seriously , especially the `` death do you part . `` he wanted to part so badly , he drove his bike off a cliff . but when he came back , i forgave him -- everyone did . so , what is my little whoopsy ? what is the one thing i 've done that no one can forgive me for ? i came home . that 's it ! that 's my big crime . and no one can forgive me . [ music plays ] greenlee : someone finally going to join me ? ryan : it 's time to go home , greenlee . josh : there 's no reason for you to stick around for round two . want me to get you a ride home , call you a cab ? babe : i actually drove , but thank you for offering . singer : 'cause i ca n't stop amanda : hey , what happened to you ? you just let babe walk away ? you did n't insist on driving her home , did n't pick her up and muscle her out of here ? you just let her go ? josh : i do n't see you drooling over jonathan lavery -- what happened to you ? amanda : oh . well , when it 's time to move on , you know . josh : there you go . [ scene_break ] erica : well , i mean , no matter who made the donation , the miranda center will certainly get the million dollars , because jack and i will certainly get our divorce . and we 're going to do that with kindness and respect and dignity . reporter : and love ? how about a kiss for the camera ? erica : well , obviously , you are a big fan of the show , and that 's just great . will you excuse us , please , because we have an anniversary to celebrate . excuse me . [ scene_break ] singer : because i ca n't stop di : hey . good thing you 're not trying to play lily here -- it 's a pretty bad place to do it . ava : well , it 's also pretty bad to be me -- anywhere . di : well , give it a chance , it 'll settle down . ava : not so far . lily 's ' rents were outside . i did n't want to make the scene , so i had to mack on some dude in the kitchen to get in the backdoor . that chick looks familiar . di : that 's greenlee . jack 's her dad . you 've probably seen her picture around the house . ava : they look at her the same way they look at me . greenlee : `` home `` ? where , exactly , would that be ? my ex wants me to leave my own bar . `` go home . `` pine valley is my home . i had a life here -- friends , family , a business . now all i have is a pack of frenemies who ca n't wait till i 'm gone . singer : ca n't get enough greenlee : is n't that right , kendall ? singer : i know you feel it , too kendall : please do n't go . ryan : i said leave , kendall . kendall : you have to listen to me . greenlee : i do n't have to do anything . kendall : i did this for you . ryan : kendall , i got it . this is between us . greenlee : no , it 's not . kendall : i love you , greenlee . please , please let me help you understand . please do n't leave me . you 're making this worse on yourself . greenlee : another attempt to fast - track me out of town . me here -- it 's too messy for you -- for all of you . well , i was here first . you should leave , not me . hey , jon ? what 's a girl got to do to feel welcome in this town -- kill a few people ? jack : greenlee -- greenlee , what 's going on here ? greenlee : dad , what a surprise ! jack : yeah , how about i take you home , huh ? greenlee : hugs ! erica : listen , what 's happened here ? greenlee : oh , did n't think so . my stepmother -- soon - to - be ex - stepmother -- we had some good times , did n't we ? jack : ok , you know what ? why do n't you let us help you , huh ? greenlee : `` help me . `` everybody wants to help me . remember my wedding ? you were all sorts of help -- locked me up in the tower . oh , wait -- that was n't to help me . that was to help yourself to the man i loved . seems to be a lot of that going around . is anyone else getting the theme here ? well , i 'll make it easy for you -- it certainly is n't forgiveness . it sure as hell ai n't love . it 's not even gang up on greenlee . singer : 'cause i ca n't stop greenlee : the theme is -- singer : thinking about you greenlee : i need another drink . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : now , what does a guy got to do to get a drink around here ? opal : oh , i 'll take care of that , honeybunch . [ opal whistles ] opal : hey , we got some thirsty folks over here ! krystal : whoo . joe : huh . krystal : impressive . [ joe laughs ] opal : not bad . krystal : that was really good . i ca n't do that at all . bartender : what do you want ? opal : well , i 'll have a ramos gin fizz -- no , no , no , i 'm going to have a daiquiri , extra fruit , no umbrella . bartender : next ? krystal : i 'm going to have a kir royale , light on the cassis , please . bartender : all right . joe : beer , anything -- whatever you got on tap . jamie : a vodka tonic . tad : a vodka soda with her umbrella . the man has no sense of humor whatever . opal : well , so , tell me -- how is our new little grandbaby ? krystal : oh , she is just sweet as pie . opal : oh -- tad : and beautiful , brilliant , witty -- opal : of course . jamie : she 's half martin , half carey -- what would you expect ? opal : yeah . joe : well , she 's a mighty lucky girl to have you two for parents . singer : blinded by love tad : what 's wrong ? [ krystal sighs ] singer : what is love krystal : i want to apologize -- for keeping you from your sister , you from your granddaughter , your daughter . i was wrong . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . singer : when you got the legs for this , too opal : we are family now . it 's all behind us . singer : you 've got the legs for this , too tad : mama , by all means , why do n't you honor us with a couple versus of `` bad girls `` for old times ' sake ? [ joe chuckles ] opal : you know , you better hush up your mouth , or i just might . you know , this family starts brand - new right now . joe : right now -- hear , hear . so tell us , what 's my granddaughter been up to ? tad : thought you 'd never ask . it just so happens i happen to have a couple snapshots right here . opal : oh , goody ! let me see ! tad : i 'll bring them . look it -- now , look at this one . i love this -- that 's her sleeping . krystal : yeah . tad : is n't she adorable ? she looks like an angel . joe : yes , yes . tad : that 's more sleeping . opal : oh , she 's so precious . joe : yes . tad : there she 's eating -- see that ? opal : oh ! tad : boy , she got an appetite , that 's more sleeping . and look there -- see that ? she 's got my smile . opal : looks like gas to me . [ laughter ] krystal : you tell him , opal . tad : that 's -- that 's just so mean . [ scene_break ] hannah : if it were n't for your dad , we may have still had -- zach : i could n't fix what i did n't know about . hannah : but when you did know you had a child , you did n't try and fix it . you -- you lied to ethan , you tortured him . you -- you made him feel unwanted and unworthy and -- you made him hate you . your son died cursing you . the child that i would 've raised with love , the child that would still be here -- you stole that from me . two lives destroyed -- but you got to live yours ! so you owe me ! you owe me this child . zach : what you 're asking for , a child -- that 's impossible . hannah : i know one child ca n't replace another . but i need this baby -- your baby . a chance to start over . zach : you have n't thought this through . hannah : no , i have . i have . i 've checked my cycle , timing 's perfect . zach , if you do this for me , i 'll leave . no one will ever see me again . no one will ever know . please ? please give me what i lost . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] opal : cheers . jamie : to jenny . krystal : oh , thank you . tad : you do good work . babe : hey , mind if i crash the party ? krystal : hey ! i 'm glad you got the message ! oh ! babe : oh ! this is just what i needed . hi . opal : what , a bad day ? babe : oh , well , nothing a beer and some peanuts wo n't fix -- and seeing mama smiling again , feel great . krystal : what 's going on ? babe : i 'm just tired , that 's it . jamie : uh -- you want me to get you a drink , beat someone up ? [ krystal laughs ] jamie : i 'm good at both . babe : just that beer would be great . singer : she dances the wall babe : this is weird , being back here . oh , even on this side of the bar , it feels like home . [ glass breaks ] bartender : there 's your damn beer ! now , get out of my face ! you know what ? i do n't make enough to work in this sewer -- hell , i have n't been paid in a month ! man : hey , what about my drink ? bartender : you serve your damn selves . krystal : uh -- maybe we should 've gone to -- [ door slams ] krystal : confusion -- a little less intense there , at least . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ryan : annie , you do not need to hear any more of this . let 's go , let 's get out of here . greenlee : oh , way to go , ryan . you always knew when to make an exit . word of advice -- hold on to his motorcycle keys . you never know when he 's going to pop a wheelie and be gone . kendall : all right , that is it , that is it ! you are coming with me now ! greenlee : ow ! you ca n't grab me like that ! kendall : get out here , come on ! di : are you all right ? ava : they really hate that girl . di : it 's not hate , it 's complicated . ava : what 's complicated ? some people get smiled at , some people do n't -- life . di : ava , i 've been where you are . that 's how i knew you were n't lily at the wedding -- just the look in your eyes ? people did n't slam you or just -- just ignore you . they were just talking to you , looking at you straight in the eye , genuinely smiling at you , right ? you did n't want it to end ? ava : you playing me right now ? singer : love is all i need di : i pretended to be my sister . ava : get out ! di : it 's true . it 's -- it 's incredible , and it 's the worst mistake i ever made . [ scene_break ] kendall : what in the hell is wrong with you ? greenlee : hmm -- my best friend is a twisted control freak terrified i 'm going to take the life she stole from me . kendall : i never stole anything from you . greenlee : your husband sure did -- pulled the plug on the fertility clinic and took my life with it . your devoted husband , your adorable baby , the head of an edgy , glamorous , got - to - have cosmetics company . my life -- you took it , you know it . kendall : stop it , stop , all right ? what you deserve , what you lost , what you 're owed . do you even think about what you did when you left us -- ryan and me ? no , no , of course not -- you 're a spoiled , selfish , vindictive brat . greenlee : who was your best friend . kendall : things went wrong , horribly , i know that . but you could 've stayed , you could 've worked things out , and you did n't , you left . you left us . greenlee : you were going to give me a child -- my child . you were my sister , my friend . singer : 'cause i know greenlee : you loved me enough to carry a baby . well , how much do you love me now ? what will you do to prove it ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] krystal : all right , anybody who 's not a horse 's ass , step up and place your order . babe : all right ! krystal : you want a shot ? all right . babe : that 's on me , everyone ! [ cheers ] krystal : whoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] di : my life was in the toilet , going nowhere , and i pretended to be my sister , dixie . she -- she had everything , everybody loved her . she had a child , she had a family , she had friends , she could do no wrong . her life was like a dream that i wanted to wake up in , and -- and i did every day -- for a while . ava : wow . sounds great to me . di : well , yeah , but , ava , it eventually hit me -- no one loved me for me . they loved -- they loved her . every kiss , every hug was a lie , it was my lie , and the more i was around these people the more i wanted them to love me for me . ava : how on earth did you do that ? i mean , i have n't done jack to the people in this town -- well , mostly -- and they still hate me . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i 'm sorry you got a double barrel of greenlee . annie : i can take it . singer : whoa ryan : definitely not lily . jonathan : that 's trouble , ok ? we 've had enough of that tonight . singer : whoa ava : i want to be the one that people smile at and they laugh with and invite over just to hang . not because they think i 'm lily , but because i 'm me . singer : whoa the one thing that i found is your love ava : ooh , hottie across the bar -- he likes me already . i 'm going to go score me a drink . di : ok , not the way to clean it up . ava : just kidding . singer : chasing dreams that we may never find so you keep on pushing till our souls are bruised no matter how far we go di : hey ! when did you get here ? aidan : just now . ryan 's wedding -- you knew that ava was dressed up as lily , and you did n't say a word . what 's up with that , huh ? di : what does it matter ? ava 's harmless . she just wants to be accepted , she wants to be given a little bit of a chance . you and half this town have written her off , and for what ? what did she do that so was bad for everybody ? why do you hate her ? aidan : i do n't hate her . i just do n't think that she should be hanging -- di : you know what ? i 'm sick of hearing about it . ava does not deserve to be treated like trash . and if you do n't get that , we have a problem . [ scene_break ] kendall : so you -- `` prove that i love you . `` have n't i proved that already ? did n't i prove that enough ? greenlee : locking me in the playhouse did n't scream `` love . `` kendall : this is exactly why i did n't want you to come back . you test and you push , and you always have to be in control . you leave when you want , you come back when you want . you cut us off , no word for god knows how long , and then you come screaming back into town waiving a list of boo - hoos and gimmes . you 're unhappy , greenlee . you want us just as miserable as you are , and you wo n't stop until we are . greenlee : wow -- honesty . too bad you were n't handing out the truth when you lied about my baby . singer : the one thing that i found is your love kendall : i do n't want to hurt you -- not then , not now . greenlee : you just want me gone . singer : is your love greenlee : it 's ok . i can handle it . i mean , that 's what best friends are for , right ? honesty ? well , thanks . i got it -- right between the eyes . singer : is your love jack : greenlee , wait -- whoa , whoa , wait -- kendall : no , no , no , no . there is no way you 're going after her , no -- not unless you 're going to smack her down . annie : it 's not your call , kendall . ryan will do what he has to do . kendall : do you have your flak jacket greenlee gave you ? i hope so . ryan : i 'm just going to go and i 'm going to talk to her , ok ? jack : whoa , whoa , i 'm not so sure that 's a wise idea . erica : no , ryan can get through to greenlee . ryan : jack , let me try , please ? let me try . jack : ok , do it . [ scene_break ] [ while the music plays , babe cleans up the roadside bar , then she and the martins close down the place . meanwhile , greenlee paces on fusion 's rooftop then flings her green butterfly pin off the building as ryan comes to confront her . after jack walks up to erica and kisses her on the cheek , they go their separate ways . jonathan stares at amanda while they close down confusion . di looks glumly at adrian as she puts on her sweater and leaves the bar . kendall watches annie sitting alone at the bar . at the yacht club , zach stares at hannah 's empty bed then stands alone on the balcony staring into space . ] travis sings `` closer `` : i 've had enough of this parade . i 'm thinking of the words to say . we open up unfinished parts broken up it 's so mellow and when i see you then i know it will be next to me and when i need you then i know you will be there with me . i 'll never leave you just need to get closer closer . lean on me now lean on me now closer , closer lean on me now lean on me now keep waking up . without you here , without you here . another day , another day , another year , another year . i seek the truth , seek the truth . we sailed apart , we sailed apart . thinking of a second chance , a second chance . and when i see you then i know it will be next to me and when i need you then i know you will be there with me i 'll never leave you just need to get closer closer lean on me now lean on me now closer , closer lean on me now lean on me now lean on me now . and when i see you then i know it will be next to me . and when i need you then i know you will be there with me . i 'll never leave you just need to get closer closer lean on me now lean on me now closer , closer lean on me now lean on me now lean on me now [ next_on ] colby ( to sean ) : before this night is over , you are telling me every secret you have . annie ( to kendall ) : ryan 's done with greenlee , and she 's a smart woman , she will get a clue tonight . ryan 's going to come home to me . [ on fusion 's rooftop , ryan and greenlee kiss passionately ]
zach tries to talk to hannah and find out what it is that is troubling her . she holds up a shirt of spike 's that she stole from zach and kendall 's . hannah tells zach that she is in trouble and he is the only one that can help her . tad takes krystal out to the roadside bar for the evening . her memories , for an instant , go back to adam sitting on the sofa in his study . opal , jaime and dr. joe join them . erica is mobbed by the press who is discussing her anniversary . jack comes up and kisses her to wish her a happy anniversary . greenlee continues to make a fool of herself in front of everyone in the bar . she throws slurs at everyone who has anything to say to her .
bianca : hey . you 're crying . oh . oh , babe . what is it ? oh , sweetheart , what is it ? babe : i 'm so sorry , bianca , for everything . bianca : babe , what do you have to be sorry about ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i got to hand it to you , j.r . most guys would n't have forgiven babe that easily . j.r. : well , i did think about how my dad would handle it . jamie : but you thought through it . you did n't follow in adam 's footsteps -- to the dark side . j.r. : you have to weigh all the options . so much at stake . jamie : well , here 's to your wedding . making it legal . j.r. : and to freedom . jamie : freedom ? j.r. : yeah , it 's my last night of it , is n't it ? jamie : right , right . just enjoy what little you have left . j.r. : brother , i intend to . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you were here right now -- if you were here -- thank god , you 're not ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : hold on , hold on , hold on . i want equal billing . and that includes toasts . ryan : what , `` team lavery `` does n't cut it for you ? greenlee : `` team lavery smythe du pres . `` ryan : is n't that our accounting firm ? greenlee : fine . then , to our marriage . may it be happy -- ryan : and filled with surprises -- greenlee : and prosper . despite all the predictions of gloom and doom . ryan : you know , i thought i was going to need that kevlar vest -- david coming back here , guns blazing . greenlee : that 's not david 's style . no ! spit it out , spit it out -- ryan : hey ! greenlee : if you drank anything , spit it out ! ryan : i did n't drink anything ! you did n't give me a chance to drink it ! greenlee : guns are n't david 's style , but this is . ryan : what ? you think david drugged my scotch ? greenlee : i did n't see him put anything in it . ryan : does n't mean he did n't do it . greenlee : yeah . let 's not forget the michael cambias cocktail , guaranteed to kill any and all honeymoons . ryan : ah . i was , like , this close . greenlee : it could be 100 % pure scotch . ryan : yeah , but it could be poison . greenlee : or something more creative , and even worse . ryan : wait , do you think david hates me that much , you know , just because i married you ? greenlee : you want to find out ? bottoms up . ryan , where are you going ? ryan : i 'm going to go pay a visit to the mad doctor . greenlee : hey , we do n't even know for sure that he did anything . i mean , it 's not smoking or eating through the bottle . ryan : give it time greenlee : we could just be paranoid . ryan : david wants to rip me to pieces slowly and very , very painfully . greenlee : hey . put this someplace where no one can get their hands on it . all right ? we 'll have evidence , if we need it . ryan : all right . ok , now give me the bottle so i can dump the rest of it out of this -- greenlee : no , i need it . ryan : well , i 'm not going to let you take him on by yourself . greenlee : look , he wo n't hurt me . if david were n't leo 's brother , this would n't be happening . ryan : well , then i 'm coming with you . greenlee : no , i can handle david , trust me . ryan : i do trust you , but he 's capable -- greenlee : he 's my ex - in - law , ok ? i can handle him better alone . ryan : hey -- this is just the beginning . greenlee : you and me against the world , big guy . ryan : i think we can take them . greenlee : i never doubted it . [ scene_break ] bianca : whatever it is , it 's going to be all right , ok ? babe : no , bianca , i -- i did n't mean to . i did n't know . if i had known -- krystal : baby , no , it was n't your fault , honey . you did everything you could . bianca : yes , that 's right . your mom 's right . babe , i -- i do n't want you to feel guilty . and i do n't want anyone to come here and feel sad . we may never know why miranda was taken and bess was spared . but i 'm just so glad that one of them was . truly , i am . i know -- i know that you 're grieving my little girl . and you 've shared so much . babe : no -- bianca , you do n't understand . bianca : no , i do , i do . i swear , i do . and i 'm so grateful . maggie : krystal , maybe we should give them some time alone . i -- krystal : i do n't know if that 's a good idea . babe : yes , mama . please ? krystal : i 'm just going to step right over here . bianca : you did so much for my little girl . babe : i love her . bianca : i know . i know . you brought miranda into the world . it 's because of you that i got to hold her at all . and i do n't want you to feel like just because she 's gone , that we 're not connected , because we are . i feel her still . and you did n't have to come to this place . but i 'm so grateful that you did . babe : it was n't supposed to be this way . bianca : look , i do n't want you to grieve for my little girl -- not now -- because you have your own little girl to take care of . and , you know , babies -- they 're so sensitive . they can pick up on any of this stuff , all right ? you 're getting married , and you 're allowed to be happy . krystal : babe , honey , bianca 's right . and we 've got a lot of things to straighten up before -- before the wedding , so why do n't we just -- let 's go home , honey . come on . let 's go . let 's go home . babe : no . i have n't said everything i have to say . bianca : what do you have to say , babe ? babe : goodbye to the baby . i did n't know . i did n't . sorry . i 'll always remember you , my little angel . i 'll love you , and i 'll miss you the rest of my life . [ babe sighs ] krystal : let 's go home now . come on . come on , let 's go . hey . let 's go . bianca : thank you . thank you for loving my baby so much . [ scene_break ] woman : hey . j.r. : hey . woman : i 'm nicole . you up for some eight ball ? jamie : that sounds good , but i -- j.r. : hey , dude . go for it . i 'm cool . nicole : i promise not to beat you too bad . jamie : oh . am i being hustled ? nicole : could be . jamie : well , i 'll take that risk . nicole : all right . j.r. : my money 's on you , bro . hey , another round . one for the ladies , too . nicole : thanks . jamie : hey , put that on my tab . this is my party . so what were you playing for ? nicole : well , i would n't want to take your money . jamie : i 'm not going to let you . woman : so , you 're not into games ? j.r. : uh -- not that kind . contact sports -- more my style . woman : the second i saw you , i knew we had a lot in common . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we 're intelligent , reasonable people . we put our cards on the table , have a few drinks , and get over this craziness . david : we can get over it easily . divorce ryan -- if it 's not too late to annul him . greenlee : would you stop being such a grouch ? i came bearing gifts . ryan 's finest single malt . david : since when do you drink scotch ? greenlee : i 've been experimenting with new things . david : i thought i made myself perfectly clear , greenlee . i 'm not drinking to your marriage . greenlee : all right . do n't smash anything again . i 'm not asking you to make a toast . just -- have a drink . talk , relax . david : there 's nothing to talk about . greenlee : fine . be that way . i hate to drink alone , but a girl 's got to do what a girl 's got to do . you 're really going to let me drink this ? david : hey , it 's your body . go ahead . greenlee : then , you did n't spike it with god knows what ? david : that 's what -- no . but you 'll never really know how close i came . [ scene_break ] [ ryan finds kendall about to burn mementos of their relationship . ] ryan : you do n't want to forget these . [ scene_break ] bianca : look at all these things . i thought i would be the only one to mourn miranda . i mean , you and lena and kendall -- everybody who loves me , of course , but i guess i just never expected that her loss would have such an effect on so many people . they never even really got to know her . maggie : i know . babe -- my goodness , she was a wreck . bianca : yeah . i 'm not surprised . she brought miranda into the world . and aside from me and paul cramer , she was the only one who got to hold her . it 's funny . i thought that coming here would make me feel closer to her . maggie : you do n't ? bianca : well , i feel miranda � s presence wherever i go . do n't worry -- it 's not like i think every baby i see on the street is -- is mine . maggie : i do n't worry about that . bianca : it 's just she 's always in my heart , you know ? maggie : yes , i know . bianca : but i like coming here . it 's peaceful and so full of love . maggie : do you want me to leave you alone ? bianca : you 're just anxious to get back to the car , are n't you ? maggie : no . no , no . bianca : i know , i 'm just teasing . no , i want you to be here . have a seat . [ bianca sighs ] bianca : i try not to think of everything she missed . everything we missed . all the growing - up moments . i like to think that miranda was just a very , very old soul . she was so wise and so perfect that there was nothing for her to learn here . so she had to go . you know , i was never really all that religious , but i 'm absolutely certain that she 's out there somewhere waiting for me . and i know i 'm going to find her and hold her again . [ scene_break ] babe : paul said that i had a little boy . but then everyone told me that you were mine . i should have known . i should have just felt it somewhere inside . krystal : oh , honey , you were sick and exhausted , and you did n't know what way was up . babe : maybe i did know , and i did n't want to face it . but how could i face that my baby -- so i loved you right away . and i love you more than anything now . i love you like i 've never loved anyone . [ scene_break ] jamie : do n't miss . because if you do , then the table 's mine , and it 's all over . nicole : you distracted me . you cheated . jamie : you 're a sore loser . hey , j.r. , watch this -- ok , where 'd my brother go ? nicole : he went outside with susie . do n't worry , they 're having fun . what , afraid you ca n't make the shot ? afraid you 'll lose ? jamie : that look like losing ? susie : i 'll be just a minute . why do n't you get us both something to drink ? jamie : hold that thought . j.r. : are you having as much fun as i am ? jamie : what the hell are you doing ? [ scene_break ] [ david gargles ] david : hmm . satisfied ? greenlee : do n't expect me to apologize . you thought about it . david : you 're damn right i thought about it . greenlee : why would you want to hurt ryan ? david : hurt ryan ? i think it would help him immensely if he permanently lost his sex drive . greenlee : but he has n't done anything wrong . david : you know something ? i think i do need the scotch . greenlee : ryan and i are very happy . david : fine . you 're happy . and i did n't spike his scotch with what he deserves . so why are you still here ? greenlee : `` what he deserves `` ? why are you being like this ? david : even if i chose to overlook ryan 's past , he did play you and kendall up against one another , greenlee . and now he marries you . greenlee : ca n't you just be happy for me ? david : no ! look , this marriage thing -- it 's your game . but you ca n't expect me to play along . greenlee : this is n't a game . i can be happy with ryan . i am happy with ryan . david : even though he 's in love with someone else ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ca n't you see i 'm busy ? ryan : yeah , you can back to your spring cleaning in a minute . just tell me if you were in on it with david . kendall : ok , since i have no idea what you 're talking about , no . ryan : you invited him to my penthouse . you can honestly say you had no idea ? you had no idea about his plan ? kendall : no . ryan : ok , i did n't think so . ryan : kendall . kendall -- we need to talk . kendall : you do n't have to thank me for your surprise party . it was my pleasure . ryan : yeah , i 'm sure it was . well , you made your point . you 've still got style . kendall : yep , for days . thanks . ryan : listen , kendall , we both made our choices , all right ? can we find a way to co - exist ? a way to have peace ? kendall : peace ? is that what you really want ? ryan : i want us to get along -- the three of us . kendall : right . that 's right . i almost forgot . ryan : yeah , that 's how it is now , kendall . time to move on . kendall : ok . listen , do you mind if we -- can we take this conversation inside ? ryan : sure . kendall : good . you can keep talking -- keep saying what you 're saying . i just have to get something . ryan : more stuff for the fire ? [ door closes ] kendall : i 'm sorry , you were saying ? ryan : i assume that you 're still onboard at fusion and enchantment . kendall : yeah , why would n't i be ? ryan : well , if you 've thought about selling stock , i 'd be willing to buy . kendall : oh , no , no , no , no . my mother gave me her shares of enchantment . i 'm not going to sell them . i 'm not getting rid of my fusion stock , either . ryan : so we 'll be working together . kendall : yeah , i do n't have a problem with that . ryan : i 'm not going to let you use your stock to get back at greenlee , kendall , or to sabotage the company . kendall : why , so i can vote against something the two of you want just for the hell of it ? ryan : ah . stranger things have happened . kendall : you do n't mind , do you ? i just -- i want to get ready for bed . ryan : no , go ahead . and for the record , the marriage was my idea . it was not greenlee 's . kendall : right . huh . i did n't see you hold a gun to her head , though she could have had one in her dress when she landed in the pool . ryan : no more pool fights , kendall . i want peace . kendall : you want me to offer greenlee an olive branch ? [ ryan chuckles ] kendall : what ? ryan : well , i just had a visual . you whittling away at the olive branch to a sharp point and then lunging at greenlee 's eye . you 're very smart , kendall . kendall : mm - hmm , i 'd like to think so . ryan : so then you know that all this hate is very destructive . kendall : yes , very , very destructive . and actually , i think it 's a terrible waste of energy . ryan : so you wo n't take your frustrations out on greenlee ? kendall : you think i 'm frustrated ? ryan : i want your word -- you 'll lay off greenlee . kendall : if you ask me , the only one who 's frustrated here is you . [ having slowly removed all her clothing , kendall stands nude in front of ryan ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i told you that i know that ryan loves kendall , but he married me . david : yeah , to get back at kendall . greenlee : ryan 's not using me . david : yes , he is , greenlee . and he 's going to keep using you until someone makes him stop ! greenlee : oh , and that would be you ? then why did n't you poison him ? david : hey , who knows ? either i want to give him a chance to do the right thing , or maybe i 'm just trying to find something real special for lavery . greenlee : i thought you got through this dark place , after leora and anna . david : i survived . greenlee : yeah , but you did n't recover -- not completely . after leo died , i was in that mindset , too . nothing but negative and bleak . but you helped me . david : yeah , i remember . greenlee : yeah , a lot of people helped me . but maybe ryan , most of all . david : by manipulating you ? by using you to stick it to kendall in very much the same way that cambias used bianca to get back at erica ? greenlee : you ca n't seriously be comparing ryan to michael . you 're worse off than i thought . david : you ca n't just expect me to stand by and let this happen . not again . greenlee : again ? i know that you 've had a rough year -- with bianca and her baby , on top of leora and anna . but you ca n't let that warp the way that you see everything . ryan is nothing like michael . he 's a good man , david . he truly is , and -- david : you know -- greenlee : i went into this marriage with my eyes wide open . i married ryan because i wanted to . if you ca n't accept that , then i have nothing left to say to you . david : greenlee , wait . do n't go . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is my bachelor party . it 's tradition . i 'm allowed one last fling . jamie : yeah , a dancer , maybe a stripper , but hooking up is not -- j.r. : what , you 've never hooked up with some hot girl for fun ? does the name babe carey ring any bells ? jamie : i thought we were past that . j.r. : i 'm just making my point . jamie : i thought you loved her . you forgave her . j.r. , if you 're not -- if you do n't love babe , you got to call the wedding off . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. loves you , too , sweetheart . you and me -- we 're his family . oh , god . this is going to kill him . you know , he would have loved a little boy , too . a rough and tumble little guy who 'll grow up to look just like his papa . krystal : babe , i thought i was doing the right thing . oh , good lord , i was just trying to spare you all this . babe : i know . it just does n't make any sense . paul told me that my baby had died in the river . and it was n't a dream or a nightmare . he told me . but then all of a sudden , he 's saying that my baby 's ok , and that -- that bianca 's is lost . it just does n't make any sense . i mean , why would he change his story like that ? wait -- so i would n't feel bad ? he does n't even like me . he does n't even give a damn . krystal : maybe he got confused . maybe he just made a mistake . babe : it had to be a mistake , right ? why would somebody do that on purpose ? what would paul get out of it ? [ scene_break ] asa : well , you did real good , bringing this little fella in the family . now , buchanan is a big name . and you , my friend -- [ kevin laughs ] asa : have big boots to fill . kevin : ah , ace is up to it , are n't you ? huh , little man ? oh , come here . there you go . i just hope that mom makes it . i really want him to know his grandmother . asa : oh , hell . after viki has that transplant , she 's going to bust right out of that chute and show that little cowpoke there what spirit 's all about . kevin : i 'll tell you what , grandpa . sometimes i just ca n't believe he 's here . you know ? he 's really mine . asa : get used to it . that little guy 's got the buchanan brand all over him . [ scene_break ] krystal : who knows why paul said this little girl is yours . but he did . and he landed everybody in a hell of a mess . babe : well , i have to find out , do n't i ? i owe that to bianca . and her baby . [ scene_break ] kendall : there 's no reason to be frustrated , ryan . so , tell me . is -- is n't there something that you want from me ? something that i can do for you ? ryan : you know there is . and that 's why i 'm here . kendall : so , tell me . ryan : i already did . play nice with greenlee . there 's no reason that we ca n't be adults here . think about it . kendall : i 'll think about it . ryan : thank you . ryan : good night , kendall . [ door opens ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : no more garbage about ryan plotting revenge on kendall . david : i 'm not trying to push you away . greenlee : then give ryan another chance . david : you 've got to know that no matter what happens , as long as i 'm breathing , you have someone that you can come to , with anything . greenlee : i have my husband , too . david : well , time will tell . but if you 're wrong , and if ryan breaks your heart the way that he broke kendall 's -- greenlee : i can take care of myself . but if you do decide to go after ryan , family or not , i wo n't hesitate . i 'll call the cops and bring you down . [ scene_break ] bianca : you know , i used to think that the world was just random , like just one big mass of chaos . maggie : but you do n't anymore . bianca : uh - uh . since i lost miranda , i have to believe that there 's a reason for everything . like maybe some lesson that i 'm supposed to learn , or -- i do n't know . but i have faith that i 'm going to figure it out . maggie : i like what you said about miranda being an old soul . if i were you , i do n't -- i do n't think that -- bianca : what ? what ? maggie : i do n't want to say it . it 's -- it 's so negative . bianca : oh , no , no , say it . just say it . do n't hold out on me . maggie : i do n't think i could enjoy or love anything ever again . bianca : you lost frankie . maggie : we lost her . but it 's not the same . bianca : well , maybe frankie � s watching over miranda right now . [ bianca laughs ] maggie : now , that 's a picture . bianca : i know . dear god -- we can still laugh . that 's what i think about . and i think about all the love i still have for my baby . how much i need her . and all the wonderful people that i have in my life . maggie : and all the love they have for you . bianca : and we 're never going to forget about miranda . i 'll make sure of that . we 'll just take all the love that we have for her and pile it on bess . maggie : you 're amazing . it 's getting chilly . i 'm going to go warm up the car for us , ok ? bianca : ok . i 'll be right there . maggie : ok . bianca : i saw your best friend today . bess . she was so cheerful . and so beautiful . she reminded me of you . [ scene_break ] babe : i can see him now . i remember him . he had your eyes , mama . and my nose . he was even tinier than you are , sweetheart . what chance would a tiny little baby have in the river ? oh . god , how does bianca do this ? i mean , how do you even go on living and breathing ? krystal : look , honey , you -- you are just wrung out . you need to get some rest , ok ? babe : how can i even sleep , mama ? how can i even live ? my baby 's gone . he 's gone . [ scene_break ] bianca : you and bess were going to rule the world . you know that bess even has your name ? bess miranda . so nobody 's ever going to forget about you . babe and i wo n't let them . good night , my angel . mommy will always love you . [ bianca sighs ] [ scene_break ] krystal : in the morning when the sun comes up , we 'll have a better idea of how to handle this . close your eyes . close your eyes , honey . try to sleep . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you are so easy , it 's not even fun . bro , you 've been punk 'd . i love her . yes , i love babe , i love my daughter , and yes , i 'm getting married tomorrow . jamie : so , what happened with susie ? j.r. : nothing . i made up some thing about some constellations and stars , and she started telling me about her dreams of being an interior decorator . real hot . jamie : on the level ? j.r. : yes , on the level . let 's keep this party going . hey , let 's get another round . singer : my money now and complete oh , she shames [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , how 'd it go ? greenlee : david knows where we stand . ryan : but did he drug the scotch ? greenlee : no , but he pretty much wishes he had . ryan : points for honesty . greenlee : i told him that he ever tries to hurt you , i 'll decimate him . ryan : i wo n't let anyone hurt you , either . what 's that ? greenlee : well , the other bottle had way too many negative vibes , so -- ryan : oh . thank you . excellent choice . greenlee : yeah , i know the way to your heart , you know . good food , good drink . ryan : good times . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : i 'm ready for bed . you ? ryan : i 'm almost there . greenlee : i think i 'll head in . ryan : yeah , it was a long day . greenlee : full of surprises . ryan : and there 's another one tomorrow . greenlee : good night . ryan : sweet dreams . greenlee : you , too . ryan : good night . [ next_on ] danielle : i 'm suing your sorry butt . erica : oh ! no , roberto , put me down . bobby : ok . erica : what in the world do you think you 're doing ? krystal : keeping this from bianca could be the hardest thing you ever did . we can end this today .
greenlee goes to urge david not to make trouble for ryan , considering the possibility that david might have poisoned ryan 's scotch with the michael cambias potion when he was in ryan 's home . ryan goes to ask kendall not to hurt greenlee .
bianca : where did lily go ? reggie : well , she said something about a surprise for erica and jack , so i 'm guessing she went to go mail it . bianca : aw . ok , well , try to get her to come visit with you guys , ok ? reggie : will do . i love you . bianca : i love you . and ryan loves you . we all do . bianca : tell him that i 'm really sorry for everything he 's been through . aw . thank you , greenlee . kendall : see how good i am ? i have n't even thrown myself at your feet and begged you to stay . bianca : you warrior princess . kendall : no , i 'm not . ok , i 'm ok . i 'm cool . i 'm cool . i 'm ok . bianca : you are . you really are ok . i 'm just a plane ride away . and he 's even closer -- the guy who 's going to love you the way you deserve . you have faith . kendall : and you say 10 times every day `` auntie kendall loves me . `` yes . bianca : you 're the only person who can call her that . kendall : yeah , i hope so . bianca : all right . we 've got to go . kendall : yeah . bianca : we 're going to miss you so much . greenlee : can i borrow your red gucci while you 're gone ? i 'll take that as a yes . kendall : bye ! bianca : have fun ! [ bianca and miranda board a boat and sail away . ] [ scene_break ] babe : we need to call someone . jamie : i 'm already here . and you just inspired me with a very , very sexy break . i 'm ready to fix the leak , put up ceiling board , mud the seam , prime , paint . take no time at all . babe : what ? j.r. : wow , it 's amazing how you 've mastered this domestic disaster . i knew that you could fix engines . well , really , i did n't . just go along with me here . you 're into cars , but you 're also a one - man , blue - collar union . jamie : ow , you really got me with that one . you know , but i do n't feel like a complete loser standing next to someone who 's a useless sack with no skills , no job , and just plenty of their daddy 's money . j.r. : you know , but it 's good to see that babe has n't changed . she 's like to wallow around , so you gave her just the sty to do it . jamie : careful , j.r. you 're pretty hair might get messed up the hard way . j.r. : you know , i see why you gave up phoebe 's deal for you to become an md . i mean , why would you want , like , a nice house and cars and money when you could have all this ? babe : god , j.r. , just stop it . stop it right now . zach : kendall . greenlee : gotcha . zach : greenlee . greenlee : expecting a mint on the pillow or kendall ? undercover attack , get her to marry you before she 's too awake and sane to refuse ? surprise . zach : oh . you 're dressed . i 'm not sure what you want from me then . going to lock me in here , too ? greenlee : i 'll do whatever it takes to stop you from wrecking kendall 's life . [ scene_break ] kendall : i thought you were gone . ethan : not until we 've had a chance to talk . kendall : what , you find some new and interesting way to say nothing and change nothing ? sounds great . have a blast . ethan : kendall , please , i was wrong . [ scene_break ] jamie : what is with you ? why are n't you at work ? oh , that 's right -- ethan cambias canned you . and again you 're not with the son that you 'd kill to keep from us . j.r. : oh , jamie , i take care of my son , and believe it or not , i 'd like to take care of you . jamie : this wrench ? it 's been calling your name since you walked in . j.r. : phoebe offered you the whole damn world , and what did you do ? left it all behind for a deep - fried piece of -- jamie : you know what , say it . do me a favor and say it . babe : jamie , seriously , this is exactly what he wants . he probably has the cops on speed - dial . amanda : so this is what you are now , guys who itch to rip each other up ? j.r. : amanda , you need to stay out of it . amanda : you do n't scare me , j.r . i knew you when you were still junior . you took me the movies , you cried when simba 's dad got killed . j.r. : oh , you want to talk about cartoons ? james still watches the saturday morning lineup . amanda : i remember when you were brothers . when you itched , when he scratched , and there was no telling where you ended and he began . you remember how hard it was for me with tim . he was always getting tired of me , and you guys let me hang -- big brothers , best friends . guys too nice to call me `` squirt `` and tell me to get lost , and i never forgot . when did you ? jamie : amanda , heads up -- the `` good old days before you became a jackass `` speech does n't work on j.r . amanda : yeah , ever since j.r. and babe got married and all hell broke loose . sorry i missed that . but i 'm here now , and so is your son . j.r. : yeah , that 's the best thing my ex - wife ever did , and even then all she had to do was lie on her back . amanda : ok , what is wrong with you ? she is the reason your son exists . how can you talk about her like she 's some -- i know you love your boy , but you are wrong to treat his mother like that , just like you 're wrong to keep him all to yourself . j.r. : you come into town , you were lucky enough to score a room in my house , and yet you have the brass to tell me how to raise my son and live my life ? amanda : you cut his mother out of his life and you cut out his heart . why ? because babe and jamie love each other ? you 'd hurt your son because your ego took a hit ? babe : amanda , please , he is no longer your neat - o buddy from grade school . please do n't mess with him . amanda : let him go off . maybe he 'll snap out of it . this is n't the real j.r. , not deep down . he has n't turned into some soul - eating zombie no matter how much he acts like one . j.r. : what , you think we 're pals , that we 're buddies ? were you just a 6-year- old pity party . we felt bad for you , amanda , because daddy porkchop was too busy keeping your psycho mommy janet from killing somebody ! jamie : get out before i toss you down those stairs ! j.r. : by the way -- see this ? here 's some money . get yourself a plumber -- on me . and you get yourself a bus ticket and a hotel room . i do n't give a damn ! you 're out of my house ! [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm not here to kidnap kendall or to force her into anything . greenlee : you broke into a room , calling her name by mistake ? zach : no , i got a key . and as it turns out , so do you . greenlee : i can be trusted . zach : with what , saving her from me ? greenlee : score one in a nutshell . zach : can i ask you something ? why -- wow . why do you think it 'd be so bad to be married to me ? greenlee : a family of dysfunctional men fighting a blood feud , the wife gets the splatter . zach hmm . greenlee : i wo n't let kendall land in the middle of your father - son mess . zach : been there , right ? greenlee : it 's not a party living with someone who feels cursed with bad genes . zach : mm - hmm . but ryan is still your hero ? greenlee : he could be father of the freaking year next to you . at least he 's dealing with his family curse instead of taking prisoners . zach : that 's not really a fair thing to say because he 's the only lavery left standing -- curse control made simple . greenlee : you know what ? rotten childhoods do n't excuse anything if you 're my age or over . i do n't care what your daddy did to you . i got over my stuff , ryan 's working on his , and now you work on your own . end the family warfare , and try to do it before you scar your son for life . [ scene_break ] kendall : you ca n't do that . you ca n't jerk me around and make me open up just so you can slap me down again . no , i am done with that . ethan : just hear me out . kendall : no , go to hell . ethan : kendall , you walked into that ocean before . you were drowning -- in hurt , pain , grief for losing ryan . i pulled you out of the waves that night , put my jacket around you , i brushed the sand from your hair . kendall : well , how many times does a girl have to say `` thank you `` ? ethan : i 'm the one drowning now , kendall . i 'm out there on the waves getting sucked under again and again -- hate , revenge , anger , pain . you reached out to save me , and i slapped your hand away . i was an idiot . i do n't want to go under ever again . kendall : whatever it is , i do n't care . ethan : it 's cambias . a signed , notarized document . gives my half of it to zach . i do n't want cambias . i just want you . [ scene_break ] zach : walking away is not as easy as it sounds . greenlee : one foot in front of the other . do n't look back . zach : yeah . that may work for your husband . being childless , he does n't have to worry about his son or his daughter falling in with the family line . greenlee : i do n't care if your father set fire to an orphanage on christmas eve . his evil died with him . but you ? you go on hurting people . your mission was to save ethan from the cambias soul - crushing empire , and all you 've done is make him worse . and kendall is payback and proof that you can steal what your son loves most . what parent manual from hell did you crib that from ? uh- uh , i 'm not done with you yet . zach : you think i 'm a monster , do n't you ? maybe i 'm no different from any other parent , trying to guide his child over the rough spots . greenlee : you guided ethan straight into a ditch . you 've given him nothing but grief , and he hates you for it . zach : what about jackson ? ever interfere in your life ? greenlee : oh , yeah , and it drives me crazy . but even at his worst , i can feel my father 's love . but you -- you -- the way you mess with ethan , it 's twisted . stealing his fiancée , his birthright ? where 's the love in that ? zach : did you know that your new stepmother asked me to marry her instead of kendall ? greenlee : erica 's erica , and my father works overtime to run my life , but as humongous pains go , they never set out to destroy their children . zach : ethan had a choice -- hang on to kendall or hang on to cambias . he chose cambias . once he realizes he makes a mistake , i do n't know , maybe he 'll come to his senses . greenlee : do n't tell me this war against your son is all about saving him . you 're ruining him . you could n't hurt him more if you flat - out hated him . zach : maybe we should have this conversation when you have children of your own . greenlee : ryan would never do to his son -- zach : what his father did to him ? greenlee : some people are not cut out to be fathers . my husband is not one of them , but you are . zach : fathers live in their sons . greenlee : you staged your own death to pay your old man back , and now you pick up where he left off . great life lesson you 're teaching ethan . he can be just as dead inside , filled with the same hate that made you run like crazy from your father . zach : let 's hope it does n't come to that . greenlee : then stop it . stop trying to save ethan by killing off all the love . zach : did n't know you cared . greenlee : i do n't care about you or ethan , but kendall marrying into that legacy ? my friend can do a whole lot better . [ scene_break ] kendall : notarized by who , the pool boy ? let me see this . this is n't -- this is n't for real . is this for real ? ethan : i 'm done with zach and i 'm done with cambias . it was an ugly mistake , one i 've paid for . i want to be ethan ramsey again -- in england , florida , pine valley , wherever . i want to be the man that you love . i am that man , i promise you . kendall : no , you ca n't do this . you snuck up on me . you ca n't just -- you ca n't just wave this in my face . ethan : you know , your sister and i talked last night , and she told me it was time for me to find my own family , and i -- i spent the night thinking about the wonderful family that we can have , you and i . is that erica 's ? kendall : she threw , i caught . ethan : you 'll be the next bride . kendall : it 's a wives ' tale . ethan : you want your wedding big or small , hmm ? here or in pine valley ? i vote for here . i vote for tonight . kendall : wait a minute . ethan , what are you saying ? ethan : i 'm saying that i , ethan , take you , kendall , is what i 'm saying . marry me . [ scene_break ] amanda : you 'd just kick me out , not even try ? j.r. : you made your decision , i made mine . amanda : i have nowhere to go . j.r. : aw . well , maybe we can call up the state prison . krystal could fluff the pillows in your mommy 's old cell . i see . i see how you 're going to play it , psycho . jamie : you get a big rush in going off on her ? get the hell out of my home , now . j.r. : your bags will be on the front door . you 're done . not just with my house . done . amanda : he 's so -- oh , he 's so -- babe : hey , i know , and i 'm sorry . it 's ok . amanda : i had to say it . it was the right thing to do . he just would n't listen . babe : no , no , no , he listened , trust me , and he 'll remember . amanda : i can take it , but the way he treats you ? you gave him that beautiful baby boy . jamie : it 's just another thing for j.r. to own , another way to stick it to babe . but it wo n't always be that way . little adam will be where he belongs soon enough . come on . i 'll help you go pick up your stuff from the mansion . amanda : and go where ? babe : let 's not worry about that now . the only thing is you 're not taking j.r. on , not by yourself . amanda : i told him off . i 'll have to deal . jamie : the guy that was just talking smack ? no blow too low ? you do n't want to do that . amanda : then i 'll go to adam . i have to do something until i land a job and a place to crash . you know , and i 'm just not ready to give up on j.r. , not yet . babe : here . just go on , bang your head with this . it 's the same difference as trying to get to j.r. you 're very brave . amanda : or really stupid . babe : no , i did n't say that . amanda : not out loud , at least . ok , so i ca n't fix j.r. , but i can fix this glitch -- and i will . [ scene_break ] zach : ay - yi - yi . i 'm sorry . i am so disappointed i 'm not on your a - list , i ca n't even begin to tell you . but did you ever stop to think that kendall may have enjoyed my honest offer ? greenlee : right . you knew kendall was hurting . her love was n't enough for ethan , and it ripped her to shreds , so you moved in and low - balled an offer she could n't refuse , because she 's too proud to walk away with nothing . zach : she knows what she 's getting into . greenlee : business is business , right ? well , as deals go , this sucks . kendall brings so much more to the table , a hundred times your guts , your smarts , your everything . zach : hmm . greenlee : she 's totally wasted on you . zach : yeah . is she aware that you 're her number one fan ? greenlee : what i think of kendall is none of her business . but she saved my life when i was about to take a flying leap off of a roof , and her buying into your payback marriage -- that 's kendall flying off the roof . she ca n't see it , but i can . zach : she stands to gain a lot more than she will lose . greenlee : no one gains anything because of the way you go about it . keep ethan from becoming a vengeance machine by going after him with a vengeance , marry kendall when you 're not in love with her ? your spin wrecks lives , and i 'm not going to let kendall go down that dead - end road with you . zach : you 're welcome to try and stop me if you like . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i miss this , this curl right here . i missed you . i do n't want to miss you anymore . will it be tonight ? kendall : you come here -- you come here and you show up with bianca . you told me no , you told me that we 're done . you said -- you said it was over . you said that we were done . ethan : we 're not done . we 'll never be done . kendall : no . no , you did n't want to give it up . you did n't want to give up the birthright , the legacy , your name , blah , blah , blah . you told me no . you told me no . why did n't you listen to me ? i tried to get through to you . i tried to get through to you , but you would n't listen to me . ethan : are you still angry with me ? is that it ? kendall : no . no , that 's not it . it 's just that i -- ethan : you do n't love me ? what -- what is it ? huh ? what are you trying to say ? zach : hey , ethan . i think what she 's trying to say is that she 's married already . ethan : is it true ? kendall : last night -- zach and i , we married last night . ethan : you wanted me done with all things cambias . i 'm done with you , mrs. cambias . congratulations to the happy couple . kendall : wait , ethan , ethan ! ethan -- zach : it 's all right . kendall : no , stop , shut up . just shut up ! shut up ! [ scene_break ] amanda : hmm , how was that ? j.r. : oh . you were fair . amanda : not fabulous , incredible , blog - to - the - world great ? j.r. : ok , you were brilliant . amanda : and you were pure genius . hmm . there 's nothing hotter . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , i probably should call in sick to work , and that way i could stay with you , and i could play your handygirl sidekick instead of pouring my zillionth whiskey shots . jamie : i got this covered . babe : uh , yeah , i think you got that the other way around . so come on down . you 've been working for three hours straight with no break . jamie : i ca n't . my arms are permanently stuck this way . babe : well , you can at least come down and give me a good - bye kiss . you do n't need your arms for that . jamie : how about a good - bye wave ? babe : hmm , i just love a good - bye wave . get over here . so how you doing after devil boy 's visit ? jamie : j.r. is a punk in pinstripes . he 'll try to use school , cash , whatever to make me crawl . but i 'm not a dollar - sign guy . never have been . he does n't get me , he does n't get what we have . babe : i bet most people do n't get what we have . jamie : what , you think they 'd expect us to give all this up ? are you crazy ? babe : so we 're here and we 're happy , but amanda -- the poor girl , she has no idea what she 's getting herself into . i would n't want to think what j.r. 's done to her so far . j.r. : was it everything you expected ? amanda : i do have some experience , if you have n't noticed . j.r. : bush leagues . when you play with the chandlers , you play in the majors . amanda : come on . they already think you 're satan . all you had to do was flash your tail and horns . i , on the other hand , had to prove that even though i live with you and drive your dad 's coupe , that i 'm on their side . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , you 're good , you 're good . you flinched even when i brought out the interplanet mom . was that all for show or did that push you too far ? amanda : i 'm wounded . ca n't you tell ? not exactly news mom 's a screaming nutbag . j.r. : well , that slap certainly felt real . amanda : not exactly the kind of skin - on - skin contact i want from you , but i 'll take what i can get . j.r. : would you like another go ? amanda : tempting , very . j.r. : no , but , seriously , it was perfect -- the slap , the eyes welling up . let me ask you -- after i left , did they pat you on the head and give you milk and cookies ? amanda : i 'm sweet , innocent , naive amanda who does n't know what she 's in for with big - meanie j.r . but trust me , when i 'm done with jamie , he 'll do a lot more than pat me on the head . j.r. : so , how long till jamie gets your special brand of comfort ? amanda : tonight for sure . j.r. : really ? amanda : god , j.r. , be serious . jamie 's all ooey - gooey `` babe , my love . `` i 'm good , but give me a break . this is going to be a long , hard , sweaty struggle , but worth it all in the end . j.r. : you just went from confident to cocky . i like that . so what 's next ? amanda : well , i told my pals babe and jamie that i 'd handle the evil j.r. whoops . i 'm about to find out that you 're not so easy after all . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ethan was finally ready to sign off on cambias for you , but you already married his father . he did totally what you wanted . he -- he gave up his name , his birthright , all for the love of you . i mean , it was down to the finish , but he finally came through for you the way you needed him to . kendall : yeah , well , he came through too late . greenlee : proves one thing . kendall : yeah , that his timing sucks ! greenlee : that i was wrong -- way wrong . ethan must really care about you . kendall : now you tell me he really loves me ? now you admit it ? you piled on ethan for months . you called him selfish and heartless . and now you 're saying , what , the guy 's the real deal , and he really loves me ? well , do n't snap your neck on the 180 . greenlee : me ? you did n't think ethan was all that , either , or you would n't have sneaked into marriage with zach . this should be yours and ethan 's wedding day . instead , you 're packing for the honeymoon from hell . kendall : that 's because ethan was too damn late . greenlee : no , it 's because you were too much in a hurry to stick it to him . you ignored everyone who loves you to race into matrimony with the payback king . as wrong as i was about ethan , i was n't wrong about zach . kendall : is that all you get from this -- being right and crowing about it ? greenlee : i hate it . i wish i could make it yesterday . kendall : what , when you locked zach inside the pool house ? was that part of your master plan to keep my whole plot of revenge from blowing up ? locking zach inside a king - sized cabana with an annoying parrot ? greenlee : huh . what was i thinking ? oh , that 's right -- trying to save you from the mess you 're in now . spank me . kendall : are we in high school ? how long did you think that that pool house would hold zach ? greenlee : i do n't know , how long before you let him out ? i should 've done what you did on my wedding day and locked the bride in there instead . kendall : you know what , it 's too late . your stupid little plan did n't work . i 'm married to zach . greenlee : well , unmarry him . tell zach you 're changing `` i do `` to `` i do n't . `` annul this nightmare and go back to ethan . kendall : he 'll never take me -- do you honestly think he 'll take me back , greenlee ? you were there . you saw him . kendall : you know what the funny part is of all this ? zach told me . he told me , and he was right . ethan -- ethan could forgive me for sleeping with j.r. , but he 'll never forgive me for this . [ scene_break ] ethan : well , congratulations , dad . you and kendall really got what you wanted to . zach : stop . ethan : i 'll have my secretary send you a toaster . happy honeymoon . zach : if you still want kendall -- ethan : i do n't have to listen to you . zach : no . but if you do n't , you 're not as smart as i thought you were . [ scene_break ] jamie : what did he do to you ? amanda : nothing . i 'm fine . i just -- jamie : i know what j.r. 's capable of . just tell me . amanda : jamie , it 's bad . it 's all bad . jamie : it 's ok . do n't cry . amanda : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . making girly tears . i 'm such a wuss . jamie : was it a bad scene at j.r. 's ? amanda : jamie , did i blank out ? i mean , was he mean when we were kids ? jamie : he grew into it . just tell me what kind of crud he pulled this time . amanda : j.r. said if i 'm friendly to you and babe , he wo n't just kick me to the curb , he 's going to throw me in jail . thanks . jamie : friends , family -- j.r. loves a good frame . so what 'd he get you for ? amanda : grand theft . jamie : nice . amanda : i just wanted it to be like when we were kids , you know -- buddy power activate . jamie : nah , j.r. put the kill switch on that . how 's he setting you up ? amanda : when i first showed , i told j.r . i was struggling to pay for college , and he typed in the lucky numbers on the wall safe and handed me 10 grand . jamie : tuition , because j.r. 's such a nice guy , and a mind is a terrible thing to waste . amanda : now j.r. says if i do n't join the babe and jamie hate club that he 's going to tell the cops that i stole that money . my fingerprints are all over it . jamie , we 're still tight . how do i go about not trashing you and still not go to jail ? jamie : easy -- pack up your stuff and get the hell away from j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : beer , please , import , and more of that hokey , down - home advice you like to pour for free . babe : well , you 're in a good mood . what 'd you do to amanda ? j.r. : sweet girl . she 's got a lot to learn . we had a heart to heart . she now realizes that she was wrong and sees you for the baby - stealing skank that you are . face it , babe , no one could spend more than a week in this town and not realize what trash you are . babe : great . so you offered she could stay in the mansion if she cut me off . j.r. : yeah , it was a tough decision . she struggled with that . hey , maybe you could find a way to get your little friend back . get another ticket to mexico . you guys can have a girls ' weekend at the beach . babe : ticket ? j.r. : yeah , you know , like the one you got jamie ? babe : you son of -- you hired a pi to follow us . j.r. : it 's my duty to phoebe to keep an eye on jamie . oh , and by the way , that mexican university regretfully declines his application . babe : he never even sent it . j.r. : save your postage . babe : you know , j.r. , you know , the more you just puff up , the more pitiful you get . it just twists you up inside to see that jamie and i are happy , and you could n't get us on your own , so had double up and with his aunt phoebe . but jamie loves me , always will , as long and as much as i 'll love him . so you can go ahead and you can pay your spies and bribe your fools and just whip up some new smart - ass comments , because there 's nothing you can do that 'll break up me and jamie . [ scene_break ] jamie : you know , j.r. needs some new material . the -- well , he stole that idea . the safecracking thing ? from me , after i stole from him . amanda : ooh , bad boy . when did you join the 10 most wanted ? jamie : i was just getting some of my own back . j.r. pulled almost the same deal he 's working on you -- choose sides , name your enemies . amanda : alpha control freak . i do n't do that trip . jamie : well , blow out of that house before j.r. booby - traps your life again . amanda : and go where ? i spent all my cash getting here . jamie : you can always go home . amanda : i do n't have a home anymore , not one that i want to go back to . jamie : family drama ? amanda : endless . my mom 's working on her 13th breakdown , and my dad quit his law firm practice because taking care of `` janet from another planet `` is a full - time job . therapy bills have pretty much eaten through all the savings , and the house is mortgaged up the wazoo . mom 's zoned out in her room and dad is zoned out worry about her . i bet they have n't even noticed that i 'm gone . jamie : trevor still keeps up with my mom , but he never dropped a clue it was so bad . amanda : i used to dream in bed , you know , of better places to be . i was happy here . i drove past my old house we used to live in , and there was this little girl playing in the yard , about the same age i was when we moved away . she was laughing and playing with her dog in the sprinklers . total flashback to me and harold . i can feel at home someplace , but not at j.r. 's somewhere . i just do n't know where . jamie : i do . i know where it is -- your new home . amanda : i knew i had come to the right place . [ scene_break ] ethan : is the irony kicking in yet ? what you wanted was so close . i mean , cambias , the empire , yours for the taking with my signature and my blessing , and you blow it . zach : so i did . ethan : yeah , well , i guess finally the laugh 's on you . you see you 're this close to saving your son from your dreaded cambias curse , and at the last second , you shoot yourself in the foot . zach : i did n't think you 'd do it . did n't think you 'd give up the name , the money , and the power . ethan : well , neither did kendall , which makes you perfect for each other . zach : we 're not perfect for each other . we 're only married on paper . ethan : who said romance was dead ? zach : i do n't love kendall . you do . so this is it , last chance . i 'm offering you an even swamp -- kendall for cambias . ethan : are you serious ? zach : deal of a lifetime . you smart enough to take it ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 've made my bed . ok , so it 's a little lumpy , but could be worse . i could be sharing it with my brand - new husband . greenlee : anything i can do ? kendall : i do n't know , that depends . how fast can you make me a widow ? greenlee : it 's not fair -- your life collapsing when the rest of the family is cruising towards happy . kendall : i am beyond thrilled for mom and jack . they finally made it work . greenlee : it 's because they finally found that they could trust each other in that eyes - closed , `` knowing you 'll always catch me `` kind of way . kendall : lucky them . greenlee : yeah , lucky me . it 's what i found with ryan . it 's how we 've done way more than survive . as scary as things got , that 's how much better we are now . it 's because we do n't have secrets from each other . there 's nothing that ryan and i ca n't face together , and we 're stronger because of it . kendall : whatever you may be an expert on , greenlee , it is not the care and feeding of your own marriage . greenlee : you 're wrong . i know what makes us work -- trust , honesty , openness . i mean , there 's nothing that ryan ca n't say -- kendall : yeah , after it 's too late ? greenlee : that i wo n't understand . kendall : and forgive ? greenlee : what tanked you and ethan is basic trust issues , especially after he lied through his teeth . if there 's one thing that ryan and i learned , it 's nothing healthy or good grows in the dark . i mean , the secret to a happy marriage , if you want to know -- kendall : shut up , already . come on , spare me the dos and don'ts from dr. greenlee , please . i 've had enough of the free advice from the happy housewife , not with what 's about to pop in your perfect marriage to ryan . greenlee : kendall , what 's about to pop into my marriage ? [ next_on ] jack : alone . erica : at last . babe ( to di ) : so who 's watching my boy while you 're out cruising bars ? maria ( to ryan ) : am i too late to save our friendship , or did i destroy that completely , too ? kendall [ while ethan holds a knife to zach 's throat ] : stop it ! stop ! no , ethan . stop ! no , you ca n't do it .
ethan surprises kendall with a document that proves that he 's signed over everything to zach , like she 'd asked him , so that he can marry her . he tells her she is more important to him than anything else and he proposes to her . but she has a slight problem . she has already married zach , assuming she 'd have nothing to lose and no chance of getting ethan to change his mind about his previous decision . greenlee tells kendall she made a big mistake getting mixed up with both men and does not have a relationship of trust and honesty like she ( greenlee ) has with ryan . after greenlee goes on about how perfect her marriage is , kendall is just about ready to reveal the secret that ryan is keeping from greenlee about having a vasectomy .
erica : bianca . oh , bianca . oh , you 're here . thank god . oh . oh , honey , your sister needs you so much . when did you get in ? have you seen kendall ? oh , of course you have n't seen her . of course not . not with zach holding her hostage . ryan : no , bianca got in . bianca got to see her . zach let her in . erica : you were in there , and you saw zach ? oh . i knew it . i knew that you could convince zach to stop this insanity . bianca : no , no , mom , i -- i did n't convince him . i -- i could n't . erica : you -- you could n't ? but i know that if you spoke to zach -- i mean , if you begged him for your sister 's life , he would -- he would never refuse you . i -- oh , you -- you mean , you did n't even try ? [ scene_break ] julia : it 's over , zach . open the door . zach : that 's risky . small room . nerves . what if you miss me ? julia : i 'm a good shot . open the door . i mean it , zach . open it , or i 'll shoot . zach : good . [ scene_break ] di : i do n't want to hear it . just leave me alone . just go away . dixie : i am not going to leave until you listen to me . di : this one 's worst than the rest , huh ? you know what ? forget it . i do n't want to know . whatever it is , keep me out of the loop , because whatever you say today , you 'll just -- you 'll just change your mind tomorrow . dixie : tad needs you . di : like hell he does . dixie : he 's devastated , di . it 's my fault , but you 're the only person who can help him through it . [ scene_break ] tad : where is she ? where 's my daughter ? greg : i explained that to you . tad : kate 's alive . i talked to dixie . greg : oh , dixie 's fantasy 's still intact -- tad : it 's not a fantasy . it 's not a delusion . kate 's alive , and we both know it . greg : i can understand you wanting to believe it , the way dixie does , because the pain of losing a -- oh ! tad : i did n't lose anything . i did n't waylay or misplace kate . you stole her . obviously , you do n't know what that pain feels like . but if you do n't tell me where she is , i 'm going to show you . [ scene_break ] julia : zach , be reasonable . zach : i 'm always reasonable . julia : zach , you 're my friend . i do n't want to use this . i do n't -- i do n't want you to get hurt . i do n't want anyone to get hurt . zach : well , you 're going to have to use it if you want me to move . kendall 's voice : no , julia . do n't shoot him . do not shoot zach . if you kill him , i swear , i will die the same minute , and i 'll send satan after you . you think i 'm scary alive ? i will sic hell on you until you scream for mercy . julia : the baby has a real chance , zach . zach : it 's too early and too risky . julia : yeah , there 's risk . but our neonatal team is one of the best . and they 're ready , and they 're waiting , and i 'm going to be on that team . and they 're going to do everything that they can to see that kendall 's child survives . i give you my word . kendall 's voice : you want to lie ? do it to my face . julia : kendall 's best chance for survival is to have that c - section now . she needs the treatment to relieve the pressure on her brain . zach : spike 's best chance is to stay right where he is . we both know that . julia : you barricaded yourself in here to give kendall what you believe that she wants more than anything else in the world -- it 's her child healthy and alive . kendall may never even get a chance to hold her son . zach : it 's a risk that kendall is willing to take . julia : are you ? her icp number is going up . she needs that drug , zach . zach : not if it means taking the baby before he 's ready . julia : kendall is beautiful , zach . you do n't want to condemn her to a life on a ventilator . you do n't want to be the person they call when there 's no hope , when they want to unhook the machines . you do n't want to be the person to make that decision . you can save kendall . you can save them both . [ scene_break ] erica : i am sorry . it 's just , sweetheart , you had a chance to do something . why did n't you ? bianca : i ca n't take a side in this . ryan : and we should n't force her to , erica . it 's rough enough . erica : do n't tell me about it being rough . of course , it 's rough . i know that it 's rough . and do n't tell me that you have n't taken sides . kendall divorced zach . she was safe . bianca : zach loved kendall . erica : zach would have gotten over it , believe me . and most importantly , kendall would have . but now , zach is -- is holed up in kendall 's room . he 's acting as if he actually owns her . he 's isolating her from the people who really do love her , the people who want to save her life . zach is allowing your sister to die . bianca : i was just in there . and i saw zach with kendall . and what i saw was a man who was in love with his wife and who was willing to do anything it took to carry out her wishes , even if it meant losing her . now , that kind of love -- erica : i do n't believe this . where did this come from ? this completely blind , self - destructive , romantic streak . you certainly did n't get that from me . [ scene_break ] di : you want me to console tad over whatever you 've hit him with this time ? you want to take odds that he 'll slam the door in my face ? dixie : tad just needs somebody , ok ? and you 're closer to him than anybody else . di : was close . past tense . dixie , you -- you asked me once to take care of j.r. and tad . that 's what i tried to do . that blew up in my face . and you 're the one that pushed the button . so whatever this is about , it 's not like i can go pat tad on the back and make it all better . dixie : i get it . you do n't trust me . di : you think ? dixie : well , i -- i do need to tell you the truth about everything . di : is this going to be the same truth that tad did n't take so well ? del : hey . what are you doing here ? di : nothing you want to hear about . dixie : no . del , stay . i want you both to know . you have a niece . kate 's alive . i gave her away . [ scene_break ] greg : dixie had a situation . it had to be dealt with . i did , to the best of my ability . tad : so you admit it ? you took my daughter and gave her to strangers ? greg : dixie asked me . it was her decision . i did what she asked . tad : and after she asked you to give kate back -- greg : she 'd made her decision . she 's tortured by it . it 's regrettable . tad : regrettable . the last four years of her life have been hell because of you . because you conned her , you manipulated her . greg : i did not . she was dying . she wanted me to find a home for her child . tad : kate had a home . with me . but you did n't have the decency to tell me that my daughter was alive . greg : dixie did n't believe that you could love the child . she wanted you to know nothing about it . you were not an option . tad : i am now . greg : i honored dixie 's request . it was her choice , not mine . she gave away her child , not me . because of you , tad . not because of me . she did n't want you to have your child . i simply fulfilled her wishes . i did n't break any law . not god 's , not man 's . tad : oh , but you did . more than once . first , you took jeff 's son , then you took my daughter . and why not ? i mean , once you 've stolen one martin , it 's so much easier to steal another . greg : i 've heard conspiracy theories on many topics , mr. martin , but i 'm no grassy knoll . i simply want to do what 's best for children i bring into the world . tad : no , doc . see , you 're simply the man who 's hit my family not once , but twice . see , first you took erica 's child by jeff and turned him into your son . and you took my daughter , and it was so easy , was n't it ? i mean , with dixie in that condition , all you had to do was reach out and grab her . greg : what earthly reason would i have to steal your child ? tad : that 's what i want to know . why are you so dedicated to using my family as a bunch of lab rats ? or is it just my family ? how many lives have you destroyed ? why do you do it ? because it 's fun ? is there some kind of master plan ? do you just do it because you think you can get away with it ? greg : i help people who otherwise would not have children . tad : you play with people 's lives like they 're toys . and now it 's going to stop , because i 'm going to stop it . greg : based on what , some crazy theory ? [ tad chuckles ] tad : it ca n't be that crazy a theory -- you 're sweating . greg : it ca n't be proved . no one in their right mind will believe your story . you see , mr. martin , i 'm a leading fertility specialist in the world , i have helped thousands of people . what you 're suggesting -- people will just think that 's some petty character assassination . tad : you sure you want to take the chance ? greg : i 'll sue you for every dime you have . tad : go ahead . please . see , i 've got jeff , i 've got erica , i 've got josh , i 've got me , i 've got kate , i 've got dixie . i 've got proof , and i 'm going to use it . greg : if i were you , i 'd think twice before i do anything rash . tad : i have . believe me , i have . see , dixie may not be prepared to ruin erica 's life by exposing josh , but i am . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca -- zach is trying to get away with murder . he -- ryan : this -- this is n't -- this is n't going to help kendall , erica . erica : but medical treatment would , and zach is refusing to allow it . zach has chosen to allow his wife to die . bianca : zach is trying to honor what kendall wants . erica : oh , if i hear that one more time , i 'm going to scream . bianca : you ca n't see this from zach 's side at all ? erica : `` zach 's side `` ? `` zach 's side `` is to allow the pressure to build up in kendall 's brain until she dies ! that 's what zach 's side is . i want my daughter to walk out of here . bianca : well , so do i ! erica : then go back into kendall 's room and convince him to do the right thing . bianca : `` the -- the right thing `` ? oh , come on , mom , do n't pretend like that 's easy for you . i know that it 's not . erica : it is not easy ! nobody said that it is easy . it is hell ! now , i know you 've been gone a long time and maybe you do n't know the whole story , but the reality is that if they take the baby now , the baby has a small chance to survive . if they do n't take the baby now , kendall has no chance . is that what you came so far to see ? did you come so far to see your sister die ? ryan : look , that 's enough . erica , that -- that 's enough , ok ? please , i know we 're all -- i know we 're about to snap here , i really do , and i know you want to save kendall , i do , but this is not the way to do it , ok ? it 's not . erica : josh ? josh : what , do you want to yell at me ? kick me ? erica : josh , do you remember that experimental technique you told me about ? please , tell me more about this , please . can we save kendall ? [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : do n't listen to her , zach . spike comes first . no compromise , no negotiation . julia : i hate this . you saved my life . i 'd be dead right now if it were n't for you . zach : that 's what friends are for . julia : do n't make me do this . i took one man 's life already . i do n't want to do this . zach : well , i 'm sorry , julia . i 'm sorry i put you in this awful situation . but i made a promise to my wife . i 'm going to bring her her son healthy and happy . i 'm not going back on my word no matter how much i want to . go ahead . julia : please , zach -- zach : go ahead , you 'd be doing me a favor . put me out of my misery . you really think i want to sit here and watch my wife die ? [ scene_break ] dixie : and that 's why i did n't come home . the only reason why i stayed in pine valley was because greg madden was here , and i had to finish what i started , i have to find kate . di : you gave away tad 's daughter ? dixie : i thought i was going to die . greg madden told me that i was , he convinced me that i was . my -- my head was messed up at the time . and as soon as i found out that i was n't going to die , it was too late , the baby was gone . madden was gone , and as soon as i caught up with him , he -- he would n't tell me where the baby was . di : is that supposed to excuse what you did ? dixie : no . i signed the papers . i gave kate away . del : only because that sob madden manipulated you . i will find him , dixie , and i will beat it out of him . dixie : if only that would work . di : tad must be devastated . and j.r. -- what -- what did he say ? dixie : well , i have n't told j.r. yet because he 's got enough going on without finding out that the mother who abandoned him also abandoned his sister . del : you did n't dump either of them , dix . you were trying to save your family . i 'm with you . di : so why -- i mean , why are you telling us this now ? sharing has n't really been your style since you came back . dixie : well , it was j.r. , i guess . i was talking to him about taking responsibility and being honest , and i realized , you know , who was i to give advice ? i 've been a total coward . del : you 're not a coward . are you sure you do not want me to beat madden 's face in ? you need any help , you just say the word . dixie : ok . del : i -- uh -- i got places to be . we 'll find her , we 'll find kate . dixie : ok . [ dixie sighs ] dixie : ok , what are you thinking ? di : i never could figure out what was so important that it would keep you away from your family for so long . dixie : look , i wanted to come home . i did . i just -- i felt like i had put everybody through enough already , ok ? they did n't -- they did n't need more . di : ok . i guess that makes sense . dixie : but ? di : but -- how could you keep that from tad , dixie ? how could you not tell him about his daughter ? i mean , that 's unforgivable . [ scene_break ] tad : here , doc . you look like you 're losing your color . greg : i 'm fine . tad : you sure ? you look nervous to me . greg : you 're bluffing . you wo n't go public with the news that josh is erica 's son . tad : i would purely love for you to dare me . greg : you 're too close to her , you care about her too much . it would destroy her . you would n't do that . tad : erica 's survived a lot , she 'll survive this . greg : and what about josh ? he 's a member of your family . are you really going to subject him to the humiliation and the public scrutiny ? tad : like you said , he 's a member of my family . he 's a martin , not a madden , as well as erica 's son . he 'll manage . greg : you really would sacrifice two lives so easily ? tad : you know something ? coming from you , that is so ironic . you remember all that research you did on my family ? how you cut me out , because i was n't a blood martin ? that was a real mistake , because my real father was a sadistic son of a bitch , which means somewhere in me is a man that 's willing to do whatever i have to do to get what i want , and i do n't care what it is or what i have to go through to get it . greg : it 's one thing to throw threats around in a hotel room , but it 's something else to go out there and turn people 's lives upside down . tad : definitely . you can be sure . that 's why i want you to watch me on the 6 : 00 news , and again at 11 : 00 -- local , national . by the time i am finished with you , you wo n't be able to bandage a paper cut . greg : i was sworn to keep the identity of kate 's adoptive parents secret for the sake of the child . it 's a promise that i will keep for as long as i live . tad : those are the key words -- `` as long as you live . `` because if you do n't tell me what i want to know , you wo n't get out of here in one piece . [ scene_break ] [ ryan finds bianca sobbing and comforts her . ] [ scene_break ] erica : those doctors you mentioned in berlin -- josh : mm - hmm . the ones doing the experimental work with the hyperbaric chamber and the drug protocol for coma patients . erica : yes . i 'd like to hear more , please . at this point , anything that might help kendall is -- is worth exploring . josh : well , even though you did shut me down last time , erica , i did do some research , and i 'm afraid it 's not an option anymore . kendall 's condition has progressed too far for the procedure . erica : well , are they sure about that ? i mean , wo n't they even try ? i 'll fly them here . josh : it 's -- it 's too risky for the baby , and there 's no guarantee we 'd help kendall . it may even be detrimental . erica : go ahead , say it . josh : what ? erica : `` i told you so . `` throw it in my face . you tried to tell me , and i would n't listen . i waited , now it 's too late . lost another chance to help kendall . what are you waiting for ? josh : i 'm not going to say it , erica . erica : what , are you suddenly having an attack of niceness ? josh : not a chance . it 's just -- i feel bad for kendall , for you -- even slater . erica : slater ? the man who has my daughter barricaded in there ? the man who will not allow any medical treatment until my daughter winds up brain - dead ? do n't go overboard on your concern . josh : it just totally sucks there 's not an easy answer , and i 'm a big fan of easy , right ? erica : this bedside manner of yours -- i 'm just not used to it . i mean , you and i are n't close , and it 's not as if you and kendall are friends . josh : i do n't know , it 's just i see her lying in that bed , and i feel something . i know , it sounds stupid , but -- i do n't know -- a bond or connection . is that weird , or what ? [ scene_break ] zach : julia , come on . aim for my heart . i know it 's a small target , but you 're a good shot , you could do it . julia : no , i ca n't do it . i ca n't shoot you , zach . and i 'm not going to be responsible for you breaking your promise to kendall , either . zach : all i want is for kendall and her baby to live . this was never supposed to happen . i left my home as a kid , because i did n't want anyone to force me into decisions i did n't want to make . all my choices -- my mistakes and my blame . i 've made every mistake a man could make , but i could always sleep at night . julia : until now ? zach : yeah , until now . this is kendall 's choice . julia : i know you 're not big on advice from me , but this slater guy -- he 's one in a billion . he could be out there screaming for anything and everything to save your life , but he 's not . he 's honoring your wishes . is he making a scene ? the man 's in a lot of trouble . but he does n't care . because it 's all for you . there 's only one other man i ever knew who was that amazing , and i miss him every day . so do n't do that to zach . wake up . throw your arms around him . do n't -- do n't ever let him go . kendall 's voice : do n't you think i 'd wake up if i could ? where the hell did you get your nursing license , the internet ? do n't you think i want a life with zach as much as he wants a life with me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : everybody is under a lot of stress , too much stress . bianca : i have a question for you . if i had n't come back from paris and meddled and tried to fix everything , would kendall and zach have found their way back to each other on their own ? ryan : bianca , do n't . do n't , all right ? do n't go there . please . when two people are meant to be together , they 're meant to be together . i mean , look , zach pulled a pretty dirty move , and kendall still forgave him , she still married him again . all right ? so with or without you , obviously she 's doomed to be with the guy . bianca : `` doomed `` ? great . ca n't we say `` fated `` ? ca n't we put a positive spin on this ? ryan : well , considering that he 's got her locked in a hospital room and holding us off at gunpoint , no . `` positive `` is n't really my first choice . bianca : if kendall does n't make it , am i partially to blame ? ryan : no . absolutely not . nobody blames you . your mother does n't blame you . ok ? erica -- she just ca n't control the situation , she ca n't fix it , and it 's driving her crazy . bianca : well , you 're managing somehow . ryan : no , i 'm not , bianca , i 'm not managing . i 'm -- i 'm right on the edge . bianca : maybe i should 've taken a side . maybe i should 've tried to talk to zach . i was in that room , i had the chance right there -- ryan : do n't -- you do n't blame yourself , ok ? this is my fault . bianca : how is this your fault ? what did you do ? ryan : it 's what i did n't do . and i 'm going to go do what i should 've done an hour ago . [ scene_break ] di : i lied to tad . i pretended to be someone i was n't . i came as close as anyone could to shredding j.r. and tad all over again . but you , dixie , what you 've done ? he mourned that baby as deeply as he mourned you . how could you do that to him ? dixie : look , there are things that you just do n't understand yet . di : well , you 're right about that -- i do n't . i mean , you and tad , a love for the ages . that 's all i 've heard -- from you , from tad , friends and family , from strangers on the street . how do you give away the baby that you had with the love of your life and then turn around and tell him that his baby is dead ? what kind of love is that ? dixie : look , that 's -- that 's not the way it happened , first of all , ok ? and second of all , you do n't understand my relationship with tad . ok ? for your information , it 's damaged . it 's a scarred relationship , and that 's not to excuse what i did , but there is a reason . di : what ? what , that you had to find kate first ? right ? i 'm sorry , dixie , that 's a pretty weak argument . finding lost people -- that 's a pretty big part on tad 's resume . you could 've come home , you could 've -- you could 've gone to tad , you could 've told him everything . he would 've found your kate years ago . you -- you could be together , a family right now . dixie : if it was as simple as that , i would 've done it . di : or even if it was n't , tad loved you . he would have done anything for you . i do n't see how you could do it to him . dixie : i wanted to protect my daughter . di : from tad ? dixie : look , if you want to hate me , go ahead . but you do not understand the complexity of my marriage to tad , much less what it 's like to have children yet . maybe when you understand that , you will understand why i did what i did . [ scene_break ] tad : kate -- where is she ? united states or europe ? greg : you can badger me all you like , i am not going to break my promise -- tad : you stole her , and you stashed her . what 'd you do with her ? greg : i 've had enough of this . agh ! tad : once again , where is she ? greg : you ca n't seriously think you are going to beat the answer out of me . tad : where is she ? greg : if you hit me one more time , i 'm going to press charges -- agh ! tad : hey , doc , come on . you all right ? greg : uh -- tad : you ok ? greg : agh -- tad : it 's just getting interesting . greg : oh , you are -- you 're a maniac . tad : huh . coming from you , that 's high praise indeed . greg : i know this might be fun for you . i have a heart condition , and the simple charge of assault could turn out to be something much more serious . tad : oh , i 'm sorry . here -- here , wipe your nose . it 's ok . i do n't want to kill you -- i just want to come good and close . greg : i 'm not supposed to have any stress . it 's not good for me . tad : well , neither -- greg : agh . tad : is lying . see , sooner or later , you 're going to tell me where my daughter is . for your sake , i hope it 's sooner , because later is so much worse for your heart condition . [ greg groans ] tad : so -- greg : hey -- hey ! all right . all right . i 'll tell you . tad : ok , good . this is the part where you see no way out of your lie , see , and you give me a false name , a false address . i 'm so happy i go dancing out of here , and you 're free again . greg : do you want the information or not ? tad : i want the truth . if you do n't give it to me , you send me on a wild - goose chase , i 'm going to come back here and shove that goose up your quack . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm going to keep researching kendall 's condition , but there 's no promises . erica : sincere , honest . really making something of this , being a doctor . it suits you . josh : yeah , you were all about how i would never cut it here . erica : well , you ca n't blame me for doubting you , josh . your last big career move was to slip me some pills so i would lose my grip , and i almost killed zach slater while i was under the influence of those pills . frankly right now , i think it would 've been better if i had . then at least my daughter would be safe . josh : you do n't mean that . erica : parents will do anything for their children . i 'm very grateful to you . josh : it 's part of the job . you 're the mother of a seriously compromised patient . i 'm here to offer support and encouragement . erica : ryan , derek , what ? what is it ? did something happen ? ryan : no , nothing 's happened . that 's the problem . i tried . i was hoping zach would change his mind , and he could end this peacefully . bianca : he still could . ryan : we do n't have time . bianca , your sister does n't have any more time . the longer we wait , the worse she could get , all right ? it 's time . it 's time to do this derek 's way and get his men back in here . [ scene_break ] di : no , i do n't have a kid . i did n't even have a mom , so i 'm probably not an expert on the sacrifices mothers make for their children . but i have seen you lie to the people who love you and hurt them , and at the top of that list , dixie , are your son and your daughter . so , please do n't -- do n't preach to me or anyone else about what a mother will do for her children , not after what you 've done to yours . [ scene_break ] greg : i 'm not sure they 're still at this address . the last time i spoke to them , they were talking about moving . tad : if it 's bs , we 'll just have to pick up where we left off . greg : that wo n't be necessary . tad : good . this is where i reach out and touch someone . if it 's not kate , it 's most definitely going to be you . greg : you wo n't ever touch me again . i 'll make sure you wo n't ever touch anyone again . [ scene_break ] derek : get your men in position . we stand down until julia keefer makes a clean exit . nobody move until i give the signal . then we go in and take slater by whatever force is necessary . officer : all right . zach : tell me that this is what you want . julia : i need some supplies . zach : hey -- tell me that this is what you want , that you want spike to have a chance . kendall 's voice : please , god . please . [ while zach holds kendall 's hand , her index finger moves ever so slightly . ] zach : julia ? she moved . kendall moved . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to babe ) : i know you should hate me right now , but you do n't . you love me . i want you back . ryan ( to bianca ) : i am trying to save kendall because i -- because i love her . i 'm in love with her . zach ( to kendall ) : i ca n't let you die . it 's not going to happen .
erica is very upset that bianca made no effort to persuade zach to save kendall and have the c - section . she goes and talks to josh about ways to save kendall . nobody know what to do . julia at first pulls a gun on zach and tells him he must back off . but she concludes that she can not do that to him . he must be able to make the decision that he sees fit . tad goes and finds greg and demands to know where kate is . greg is not about to tell him until tad threatens him . he finally gives tad a contact for which to find her . dixie tells di and del the big secret about kate . di tells her there is no excuse for her giving up her child . but del is supportive to dixie .
colby : look , i already know what you 're gon na say , so why do n't we just call it day ? liza : yeah , you do n't know this . colby : what is that ? a restraining order against damon , mom ? liza : you ever heard of k.c . charles ? colby : are you kidding me ? she designed , like , half the clothes in my closet . liza : yes . well , her company -- they 're looking for interns , and i think that you would be perfect . colby : no way . that 'd be amazing . liza : right ? a job in fashion in new york ? honey , i knew you 'd love it . colby : new york ? as in far away from damon ? liza : honey , you 're a smart , beautiful young woman with a brilliant career ahead of you if you do n't throw it away on somebody that you barely know . colby : i do know damon . i know exactly who he is and what he wants . [ scene_break ] damon : i guess i should head out . tad : where to ? damon : get some food , and then i do n't really know . my plans for the next month kind of fell through . tad : yeah . i am sorry about stuart . finding out that he 's not your son after all this time -- `` rough `` does n't exactly begin to cover it , but i tell you what . you take care of yourself and you stay busy , and things will work out . damon : yeah , i have some job interviews set up for next week . tad : why not this week ? damon : well , colby lets me borrow a car , but i 'm pretty low on gas money , so i 'm not driving too much . tad : i can take care of that . here . you go ahead and knock yourself out . have it right here . oh , what the hell . fill it twice . damon : thanks . hi , krystal . bye , krystal . tad : do n't do that . krystal : bye ! [ door closes ] krystal : did you have a nice visit ? tad : yeah , yeah . as a matter of fact , we did . krystal : hmm . and it only cost you , what , 80 bucks ? [ scene_break ] ryan : where 's greenlee ? david : greenlee is busy . damn it ! ryan : i 'm here about erica . i hear you went to bat for me with jesse . greenlee : whatever happened , it was after you left fusion , so you 're in the clear . ryan : oh . well , i guess i should thank you for clearing my name . it 's a little confusing , the timing of it , for me . i just keeping asking myself , who would benefit if erica was found guilty ? david : are you suggesting it 's greenlee 's fault that erica is a thief ? ryan : you 're fighting erica for fusion , so i 'm assuming that you have an opinion on this . greenlee : the minute these charges surfaced , erica disappeared . if she 's so damn innocent , where the hell is she ? [ scene_break ] erica : we 've been walking for hours . how much further is this cabin of yours ? [ sighs ] i just survived a plane crash . oh , could we at least rest ? caleb : nope . erica : yes . caleb : see that next to your foot ? that 's a bear track . erica : i 'm not afraid of bears . i faced down a big one in the woods just like this . caleb : i bet you were n't wearing that stinking perfume you got on . erica : you know something ? that just goes to show what you do n't know . this happens to be my own , my very own , personal fragrance . just for your information , i happen to run a very , very major cosmetics company . caleb : well , la - di - da . but that stench is gon na get a grizzly bear having you for lunch . happy trails , darling . [ after taking a sip of water , erica goes after caleb ] [ scene_break ] krystal : ha ha ha ha ! tad : you can stop laughing now . it 's annoying . krystal : i ca n't help it . i just keep thinking about you at damon 's age , working dr. joe for the dough . tad : ok , i get it . i understand . damon is my karma for everything i did back in the day . move on . krystal : [ chuckles ] well , you know what ? if damon bleeds you dry , you can always get a free meal at b.j . 's . tad : how ? i do n't know the owner . krystal : you do now . [ holds up a sign that says , `` krystal 's . `` ] [ scene_break ] liza : what are you doing ? you tried to make damon a better person . it 's not gon na work . colby : is this what you think you thought you saw ? because i told you , mom , nothing happened ! liza : listen to me . i do n't live in the dark ages . i know that 18-year - olds have sex , and i also know that you are smart enough to be safe . colby : ok , so you 're cool if i have sex , but not with damon ? liza : i would like for you to be with somebody who respects you . somebody who 's not gon na use you and then throw you away -- colby : no , mom , that is what happened to you . tad dumped you , and now you 're taking it out on me . god , mom , when are you gon na get that i am not you ? ! i 'm sorry . just -- ca n't we see past this , mom ? liza : ohh , please . i would love to . can we ? colby : i hope so . damon talks about his mom all the time , how close they used to be , how much he misses talking to her , telling her about his life . i miss that , too . liza : colby , so do i . colby : all we do is fight . liza : it 's just every time i feel like you 're in danger , i have a reflex , and it just kicks in , and i want to take over , and i just want to make your decisions for you . and i get that you do n't need me to do that anymore . you are -- you 're gon na have to make your own decisions . colby : but you have to get that i 'm not making these choices to hurt you . i 'm making them because i think they 're right for me . and , no , mom , i -- i do n't need you to protect me anymore . but i do need you . liza : i do n't know what to say . colby : how about the one thing i have been dying to hear you say ? say you trust me . liza : i 'm trying . i am . i 'm trying . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , no , this ca n't be the destination . this ca n't be the reason i followed you all across west virginia , putting up with all of your insults . this ca n't be it . it 's locked ? do you have a key ? [ caleb groans after he tries to push the cabin door open ] erica : what ? what happened ? caleb : ohh , i popped my shoulder out . erica : oh , my god . caleb : ooh ! i 'm gon na need your help , dorothy . erica : my help ? caleb : yes . erica : how ? caleb : you 're gon na have to just pull my arm as hard as you can . put that stuff down . erica : i never popped a shoulder . caleb : it does n't matter . it 's a lot easier than working at a fashion company , trust me . erica : a cosmetics company . stop calling me `` dorothy . `` caleb : whatever . just grab my arm , pull it toward you as hard as you can . all right , grab my wrist , pull it toward you when i count to 3 . ready ? not before i say `` 3 . `` erica : should i pull up here , too ? caleb : no ! on my wrist . 1 , 2 , 3 -- hard ! agh ! [ groans ] heh heh . right here . erica : so that 's it ? no `` thank you `` ? caleb : i got dibs on the ham hocks . if you do n't like it , i can scare up some squirrels . erica : no , i 'll stick with the cans . caleb : all right . yeah . now , time for your chores . erica : excuse me . you want me to chop wood ? caleb : only if you like your food hot . [ scene_break ] ryan : so erica does n't check in for a day , and all of a sudden she 's on the run ? greenlee : all i did was ask a question . maybe erica will resurface and have a perfectly reasonable explanation for what happened to that money . david : yeah . and maybe this time she 'll spend a whole year behind bars . ryan : were you behind this , greenlee ? david : you know something ? if you came here to accuse my wife , you can get the hell out of my house . ryan : i will happily , as soon as you answer the question , please . david : she does n't owe you a damn thing . greenlee : no , i do n't . but if i do n't give ryan an answer , he 's going to jump to his own conclusion . so , as far as erica 's latest predicament goes , i had absolutely nothing to do with it . what does emma want for her birthday ? i 'm still coming to the party . [ ryan smiles and leaves wildwind ] [ scene_break ] tad : this is amazing . i 'm impressed . how 'd you do it so fast ? krystal : well , i mean , working at a law office cuts through all that red tape . tad : what red tape ? krystal : buying a restaurant , fixing it up , changing the name -- it takes a lot of cash . tad : so what kind of money ? krystal : it 's gon na take a lot . tad : really ? krystal : in fact , i was kind of hoping that you would help me . tad : baby , all you got to do is rub the lamp and tell me how . krystal : well , we both own this house , so i thought maybe you could buy my share . tad : you 're moving out ? krystal : no . i 'll stay . i 'll pay rent . but , i mean , tad , get real . i mean , one of these days , one of us is gon na meet somebody and it 's gon na get serious and -- i mean , come on . we can not live like this forever . tad : why the hell not ? i was hoping i could wear you down , get you to walk around naked . krystal : ha ! tad : besides , i like it , and the kids like it . they love it . krystal : i love it . i 'll stay . i 'll stay , and i 'll pay rent . tad : no , i got a better idea . i got an even better idea . check this out . how about you stay , and i 'll loan you the money ? no , you know what ? i 'll give you the money . krystal : tad , no . no . no ! tad : yes . krystal : that 's very generous , but no , tad . i mean , i -- i 'll stay . i wo n't go anywhere , but i really need to finance this on my own . tad : i guess i can respect that , but you got to make me one promise . krystal : [ sighs ] what ? tad : first family reunion , it 's gon na be at krystal 's , and we get the best table in the house . [ imitates glass breaking ] [ doorbell rings ] tad : hmm . hang on . liza : hey , listen , i did n't know where else to go . [ scene_break ] damon : what you reading ? colby : an application for a summer internship with an amazing designer . it 's in manhattan , as in 100 miles away from here . guess whose idea was that . damon : your mom wo n't quit . colby : mm - hmm . she ca n't ship me back to ohio , so she 's trying to ship me to new york instead . i mean , it 's an incredible opportunity . i just -- well , i do n't want to leave . damon : what if i came with you ? colby : you 'd really want to do that ? damon : why not ? colby : well , that 's kind of a big step , do n't you think ? damon : no . colby : well , we 'd be living together . damon : we already are . colby : well , but it 's different , though -- like , without my family . damon : exactly . we could do whatever we want . would n't be so much pressure , would n't be so complicated like it always is here . come on , i 'm psyched . when can we leave ? colby : what about your probation ? we ca n't -- damon : it 's over in a couple of weeks . colby : what about money ? you know , new york is a very expensive city , damon . damon : all right , i 'll get a job . i 'll get one fast , but that i can leave right when your internship starts . come on . colby : i think i know a place . damon : see ? colby : yeah ? damon : it 's gon na work . colby : ha ha ! [ scene_break ] ryan : you want to talk about fusion . jack : yes , i do . what do you know ? ryan : i do n't know much . i know that erica 's innocent . i know that for sure . but beyond that , i do n't know anything . and i 'm not sure i really want to get involved , jack , but i hope erica knows that she 's not doing herself any favors by disappearing like this . i mean , have you even heard from her ? jack : i got one response -- a text , extremely vague , only saying that she was fine , and she had to stay away a little while longer . ryan : well , she 's got to know what people think , you know . i mean , there 's got to be another reason that she 's mia like this . jack : that 's exactly what i 'm afraid of . [ scene_break ] erica : yes , my plane destroyed your home and your precious bottle of booze , and your dog ran away , and i am sorry about that . i told you that i feel terrible about all of it . and you will be compensated for that . i will replace everything , but i can not do it from here . i am a very important person , and i have very important business waiting for me back down in pine valley . and i have repeatedly asked you to please help me get back to civilization . all you have done is you have ignored me . you have made rude remarks to me . you have been extremely rude about my perfume . and on top of everything else , you drag me to this hellhole , where there is nothing to eat except canned meat from the last century , which i 'm gon na have to eat at room temperature unless i chop down a tree ! let me tell you something . i 'd be very careful , if i were you , to put a weapon in my hand right now . caleb : hmm . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm sorry you had to lie , but there was no other choice . greenlee : yeah , yeah , since you sent erica up in a defective plane . david : it was her call to skip the inspection , not mine . greenlee : sometimes i wish we 'd never done this . david : erica is fine . i 'm sure of it . greenlee : really ? and if she 's not ? do you have any idea what this would do to my father ? he still loves her . david : i hacked into erica 's pda about an hour ago . greenlee : you what ? david : yeah , that 's right . so i can send jackson a text from erica saying that she was fine and that she was planning to stay out of town for a while longer . greenlee : ok . this has officially gone too far . david : look , i am gon na find out what happened to erica 's plane , i promise you . but , greenlee , i need you to trust me . trust that i would never let you down . but for now , i think we need to play it safe . greenlee : what does that mean ? david : it means avoiding any unnecessary risks . and i 'm thinking that you should skip emma 's birthday party . greenlee : you know , maybe it 's time for me to do the thinking around this house for a change . [ scene_break ] krystal : i , uh , i 'm gon na get another beer . liza : krystal , you do n't have to go . i know you 're mad at me . tad : what do you want , liza ? liza : i just had the most amazing talk , mother - daughter talk , with colby . it was the first time in forever that we actually connected on something real . she was so mature and so reasonable . tad : sounds tragic . i can see why you 're so distraught . liza : tad , i 'm sorry that damon overheard my conversation with colby . tad : `` conversation with colby `` ? are you kidding ? you told her you do n't think he deserves to be a father ? what the hell is that ? you hurt him . you humiliated him . liza : right . and you would never do that to anyone , would you ? tad : fine . tell me about your conversation with colby . liza : you know , i 've been feeling so isolated from her . everything i say is wrong , everything i do is bad . but just now she absolutely blew me away . she was the one who made the first step towards making our relationship better . god , i ca n't even tell you what that feels like to just have her , you know , reaching out to me . tad : must be the beer , because i still do n't see the problem . liza : the problem is it does n't matter how smart or mature she is as long as damon is in this picture . when we were their age , we were a train wreck . you remember . and all i see is the two of them on that train heading down the same track . it 's a disaster . tad : i 'm not gon na have this conversation again , ok ? i know i 've hurt you . i 've apologized over and over . i have tried to make good for it . i 've tried to make peace . i do n't know what more i can do . liza : deal with damon . tad : what does that mean ? god 's sake , liza , you want me to ban my son from seeing your daughter because of your irrational fear ? he 's my son . we 're not the same person . just because i made mistakes does n't mean he 's destined to make the same mistakes . liza : he 's bad news , and you do n't want to see it because you are riding on all of this guilt . his life is a mess . how many times has he almost ruined his life just since we 've known him ? please , tad , do n't let that happen to my daughter . tad : it 's time for you to go . [ scene_break ] ryan : wait a second . i thought you were working at fusion tonight . madison : i had to get out of there . i had the phone stuck to my ear for hours answering the same questions over and over again . `` erica kane is a valued leader of our company , and we do n't speculate on rumors . `` ugh ! after a while , it 's just too much . reporter : excuse me , miss ? ryan : she 's not on duty yet . reporter : any word on the whereabouts of erica kane ? madison : uh , no comment . reporter : is she running from the law ? madison : uh , she is a value -- valued leader of our company . ryan : ms. north is n't answering any more questions tonight , ok ? reporter : is she guilty ? ryan : back off , please . just back off . reporter : what about the big gala ? still going off as planned ? ryan : hey , i said back off . get out , or i 'll have you thrown out . hey , um -- let me buy you a coffee . ok ? ok . [ scene_break ] randi : thank god . this place is a freaking madhouse , ok ? the reporters will not stop calling , and we just do n't know what to do . greenlee : we 'll take them all on at once . i 'll make a statement , i 'll video it , and we 'll put it over the web site . randi : are you sure ? because maybe -- greenlee : set it up . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee 's at the office . jack : as she should be . she has a huge crisis on her hands . david : yeah , no kidding , thanks to erica . so have you heard from our favorite fugitive ? the whole world seems to be waiting for word . jack : i better not find out you had anything to do with this , hayward . david : i 'm a very busy man . i just took over pine valley hospital . so even if i wanted to frame erica , i just do n't have the time . jack : yeah , well , you know , i 'm not so sure that 's true . you know , whoever did set this up is irresponsible , reckless , selfish -- you , essentially -- all the characteristics that put greenlee in that position of being afraid she was pregnant . david : uh - huh . ok , you know , `` dad , `` even though you are my father - in - law , that subject is off - limits . jack : what 's with you anyway ? i mean , are you so obsessed about having children that you do n't care who gets hurt ? david : let me put this another way . my private life is none of your damn business . jack : it is when you hurt the people that i love . you bring any harm to them , you 'll answer to me , `` son . `` [ scene_break ] erica : what time do you plan on taking me back down the mountain tomorrow morning , so i can get home ? caleb : yeah , that 's not my job . i 'm sticking around here a few days . erica : a few days ? are you out of your mind ? caleb : do n't screech at me , dorothy . i did not invite you . you followed me here . erica : well , i had no choice . it 's pitch - black out there . i do n't know my way down the mountain . i do n't know . call me crazy , but i just assumed that in the morning when the sun came up , you 'd help me . do n't you realize you 're my only hope ? caleb : that 's the saddest thing i ever heard . erica : [ picks up her make - up bag and leaves the cabin ] i can do this . i 'm erica kane . [ trips and falls ] huh . agh ! ohh ! oh , god . ohh . [ rips off a sleeve , wraps it around her shin , then goes back into the cabin and sits down ] be careful where you leave your ax . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] singer : come on come on , i 'm not -- krystal : welcome to krystal 's . hey . what 's the matter ? you did n't say anything in the car , either . want to tell me what happened with liza ? tad : no . i want to ask you a question . what do you think of damon ? krystal : what do i think of damon ? tad : yep . krystal : well , uh , i think he 's your son . i think he has issues , like everybody else , but i think he 'll be fine . tad : yeah . krystal : this is n't about that 80 bucks , is it ? tad : yeah , it is . i 'm -- i 'm a little concerned , you know ? i 'm worried he might be a little too much like me . krystal : well , if he 's like you , that would be a wonderful thing . tad : is that a shot ? krystal : no . tad , what -- everybody loves you . seriously , everybody -- you know that . tad : that 's just what the world needs -- one more tad martin . like one 's not enough . [ scene_break ] colby : hey , do n't be nervous . damon : no , i 'm not . i 'm in your brother 's clothes in your father 's club . this is , like , so not my scene right now . colby : you can do this . you can get this job . damon : man , in the old days , i would 've been out of here already . but i 've been working on these techniques since i got diagnosed to keep me focused . 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 -- colby : you 're gon na be great , ok ? and by the way , you -- you look smoking hot . damon : yeah ? colby : mm - hmm . renee : hey , colby . colby : renee , hi . renee : and colby 's friend ? colby : yes . renee , this is damon . damon , this is renee . damon : it 's very nice to meet you . colby : renee manages the yacht club . damon : it 's awesome . colby : yeah . so i guess i will let you guys talk . damon : renee -- that 's french , right ? i 've always wanted to go there -- france . renee : really ? damon : yeah . look , maybe i should n't say this in an interview , but i 'll just be straight up with you , ok ? i do n't see waiting tables as a career , really . but i just want to work hard so that i can spend the summer in new york city with my girlfriend -- that 's colby . she 's my girlfriend . i want to see it all , you know ? i just -- if i was here in pine valley by myself without colby , i do n't know what kind of trouble i 'd get myself into . but i would definitely find some . [ renee chuckles ] liza : hi . liza colby . yeah , listen , if you 're looking for a recommendation for damon , look no further . i was his lawyer during his probation , so we 're pretty tight . renee : probation ? liza : oh , yeah . well , what , he broke into a few houses , stole a few things , and , what , hot - wired a car ? yeah . i mean , it 's not like he killed anyone . damon : yet . renee : we 're fully staffed . if anything changes , i 'll let you know . damon : thanks -- for nothing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hi . i 'm greenlee hayward , co - founder of fusion cosmetics . first , i 'd like to assure you that fusion is committed to the truth . nothing is more important . kendall slater and i built this company from the ground up , and we built it on hard work , honesty , and loyalty . our commitment to these values is as strong now as it was the day that we opened our doors . that 's why we will not only survive but thrive , despite any adversity . though i 'm speaking to you today , i 'm not really the person you want to be hearing from . that would be erica kane . we are doing everything we can to help the police and the s.e.c . find answers so we can bring them to you as quickly as possible . obviously , the product launch will be put on hold until we can get this resolved . thank you for your continued support . good night . jack : well done . that could n't have been easy , given the circumstances . greenlee : is this where you accuse me again of setting erica up ? because i really do n't -- jack : no . i just want to know if you 've heard from her . call ? e - mail ? anything at all ? greenlee : you know erica . huh . she loves to make an entrance . just when the drama reaches its peak , she 'll be back . [ scene_break ] liza : flirting with that woman -- do you have no shame ? damon : i was not flirting . i was trying to get a job . liza : ha . by insinuating that you would cheat on colby ? damon : what ? that 's not what i said ! liza : oh . ok . so you 're telling me that that 's how you would 've acted if colby was listening ? yeah , i thought so . damon : so what ? you busted up my interview , because i 'm not good enough for colby ? liza : got a better reason ? damon : i do , actually . you 're jealous . colby : whoa , whoa , whoa . wait , what is going on ? damon : ask her . colby : you did n't say anything to renee , did you ? liza : colby , listen , anybody who 's gon na be an employer of damon needs to know that he has a criminal record . colby : i thought we made real progress today , and then you ruin it by doing something like this . guess what , mom . another one of your brilliant plans is about to blow up in your face , because if damon does n't earn enough money to go to new york , well , i 'll just give the money to him myself . oh , and thank you so much for the lead on the internship . we 're gon na have a kick - ass summer . [ scene_break ] randi : everyone on staff that i spoke with is so inspired by what you had to say . they feel like we really have a leader right now just when we needed one . check it out . someone sent you flowers . greenlee : keep them . turn the phones over to the answering service and get out of here . jack : hey , i hope you do n't mind me using your phone . my battery 's just about out , and i have n't even been to my office yet today . so -- greenlee : stay as long as you want . jack : thanks . greenlee : bye , dad . jack : all right . [ kisses greenlee on her cheek ] [ sighs ] erica , jack here . listen , i just hope you 're all right . um , i just want to help any way i can . and listen , i need to talk to you . i have a very important question that i want to ask you . [ holds a gorgeous diamond ring ] [ scene_break ] erica : you went to stanford ? caleb : i stole that . you never know when your punch is gon na need a little extra edge . erica : get in a lot of fights up here , do you ? caleb : you never know . erica : well , that 's ok . i mean , at least i found out one thing about you , even if it 's that you 're a thief . caleb : yeah , and i used to be a spy . starred in a couple of movies , too , but never did anything as interesting as working for a fashion company . erica : running a cosmetics company . caleb : whatever , dorothy . erica : erica . my name is erica . come on , say it with me : `` erica kane . `` caleb : you say that like you 're the mona lisa or something . like all anybody has to do is just look at you , and they know exactly who you are . erica : well , i am like the mona lisa , only i 'm three - dimensional , and i 'm much better - looking . caleb : yeah , and a legend in your own mind . not to me . you 're just the lady who fell out of the sky and landed on my house and never stopped whining about going home . good night . erica : there 's only one couch ? caleb : it seems like . [ scene_break ] colby : you bought this place , krystal ? krystal : yes ! colby : that is so cool ! krystal : i know ! i got a ways to go -- tad : [ stammers ] it 's very cool . colby : mm - hmm . tad : is there a problem ? damon : this interview today did n't go very well . tad : there 's good news on the horizon . it just so happens i know somebody who 's hiring . krystal : who ? yes ! i could . tad : it 's a natural . and this way , you do n't get to bleed me dry for milk money . krystal : consider it done . damon : really ? krystal : yeah . damon : krystal , that 's awesome . colby : yeah . and you 're lucky , because she 's the best boss . krystal : ohh . colby : you are . so i say that we all toast . damon : oh , i think we need another round , huh ? tad : yeah . you buying ? or did you already work your way through that 80 ? see the look of panic on his face ? see what i did there ? colby : yeah . yeah . tad : i 'm kidding . another round . another round . barkeep , wine for my men . a toast , to the new owner of this fabulous establishment , ms. krystal carey . [ liza watches the cozy scene from outside the window ] [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , can you turn that up a little bit ? greenlee 's voice : first , i 'd like to assure you that fusion is committed to the truth . nothing is more important . [ scene_break ] david : i saw you online . you were brilliant . greenlee : really ? david : yeah . and i 've been reading the blogs , post after post applauding your strong , courageous stance . people are seeing you as the leader of fusion . you , alone at the top , just like we planned . greenlee : and erica ? where is she ? david : erica is a very strong , very shrewd , and very rich woman . if she wants to remain hidden , she will . now , tomorrow we 're gon na get a full report , ok ? but for now , there 's nothing to panic about . everything is fine . greenlee : you keep saying that . david : i tell you what . i 'm gon na get a bottle of champagne , all right ? i 'll be right back . greenlee : whew . [ scene_break ] erica : it 's too dark out here . i ca n't find the creek . caleb : keep looking . it 's out there . maybe you 'll fall in . erica : just dying of thirst . i need some water . oh , wait a minute . oh , what 's that ? oh , no , it ca n't be . no -- oh , it is ! it 's a bear ! [ caleb chuckles and groans then gets up to investigate while erica takes the couch ] erica : floor looks comfortable . caleb : nice move . erica : i thought so . listen , i never did get your name . caleb : never offered it . it 's caleb . erica : well , not the mona lisa , but it 's not bad .
when damon complains he has no money , tad pulls out his wallet and gives him cash while krystal listens to the conversation . at wildwind , ryan thanks greenlee for going to bat for him . he then asks if she had anything to do with the accusations against erica . caleb and erica head for the cabin through the woods . krystal lets tad know that she is the new owner of b.j . 's . liza and colby argue over damon as usual . liza informs her daughter about a wonderful opportunity to intern for a fashion designer in new york city for the summer . greenlee lets ryan know that maybe erica will resurface and answer these charges . greenlee denies the accusations from ryan that she had anything to do with erica 's disappearance . krystal asks for tad 's help in financing b.j . 's . krystal asks tad to buy her share of the house , but he refuses and suggests instead that he give her the money . liza visits tad because she does n't ' have anywhere else to go . when colby tells damon about the internship in new york , he offers to go with her . greenlee becomes upset over her conversation with ryan and walks out on david . as liza talks to tad about her conversation with colby , he reminds her that she said that damon did n't deserve to be a father . at the casino , a reporter approaches madison about erica , but ryan fends him off . jack confronts david over his involvement with erica 's problems . caleb and erica arrive at the cabin . erica is surprised as to how rustic it is .
erica : hi . bobby : you said it could happen -- erica : whoo ! bobby : and it did ! erica : oh ! bobby : look at us now , kid ! erica : well , i hope nobody does . i think we probably look ridiculous . bobby : no , except for me , you know , zach , and puggy , but my investment hit the jackpot . erica : oh ! bobby : and you are my lady luck . turns out the first 100,000 is the hardest . ah ! ah ! erica : oh ! no , roberto , put me down ! bobby : ok . erica : what in the world do you think you 're doing ? [ scene_break ] bianca : reggie , are you going somewhere ? reggie : somebody has to . you know , i never hit vegas before . i 'm going to find erica and i 'm bringing her back home . bianca : does uncle jack know that you 're doing this ? reggie : i 'm tired of standing around while my family falls apart . jack wo n't go , his heart is crushed , so it 's up to me . bianca : reggie , i do n't think that 's such a good idea . reggie : oh , bianca , i 'm just getting started , because when i get back from vegas , i 'm going to bring erica home , i 'm going to find kendall and ryan , and i 'm going to smack some sense into them until they get back together . i mean , there 's so much stuff to do . somebody has to fix all these things . and if i could , b , i 'll bring your baby home , too . [ scene_break ] babe : my baby . oh , god . oh . mommy had the most awful dream , sweetie . oh , baby . oh , it was all true . it 's not a dream . i 'm not really your mommy . krystal : honey ? is everything ok ? i thought i heard something . oh , babe . babe , honey , i know , i know . i know it might seem impossible , but , honey , you got to be strong . it 's a big day . where 's j.r. ? babe : he went out with jamie . thank god . he probably just did n't want to disturb me . krystal : well , he 's probably going on tradition . i mean , technically , this was the night before your wedding . babe : how am i possibly going to christen this little girl today as bess chandler when i know perfectly well that she 's miranda montgomery ? what are we going to do ? krystal : somehow get through this like we always do . babe : you think i should just -- just keep my mouth shut and act like i do n't know the truth ? that 's what you did . krystal : and it was a living hell . i do n't wish that kind of weight on you . babe : then i should tell . krystal : honey , if your love for bianca is telling you that this has to come out now , then i am with you all the way . we can end this today . babe : we can tell her when she gets here . krystal : and -- and j.r. ? babe : oh , god . what 's this going to do to him ? [ scene_break ] adam : you spent the whole night here ? [ j.r. groans ] j.r. : oh . i got here a half - hour ago . adam : on the morning of your wedding ? j.r. : it 's all right . i 'll just tell babe i fell asleep watching tv . adam : where were you really ? j.r. : jamie 's idea of a bachelor party . i hooked up with this sweet little brunette . adam : you do say , yeah . i assume you 've had your fill of blondes for a while . j.r. : well , it 's not true what they say . they do n't have more fun . adam : j.r. , listen to me -- j.r. : trust me . adam : listen to me , son , i 'm all for a good time , son , but the last thing in the world you need is to knock up another bimbo . j.r. : she 's not going to get pregnant . i made sure of it . adam : yeah , well , we do n't need somebody sneaking out of the woodwork later on with tales of sordid affairs . j.r. : it 's all right . it was just a one - night thing . she was helping me get through . i think her name was -- sharon , or susan . adam : did you give her your name ? j.r. : sure , i did . adam : oh -- j.r. : `` well , it 's nice to meet you , susie . i 'm tad martin . `` [ scene_break ] reggie : i have to do something . bianca : you know , i know it must be frustrating being on the sidelines when it looks like everybody is just falling apart , but you already do so much . reggie : well , it 's not enough . bianca : that 's not true . just having you around , so strong and steady -- you have no idea how important that is for all of us . reggie : not -- bianca : sometimes i think that you 're the strongest one in this whole family . reggie : i 'm not strong enough , bianca . bianca : are you kidding me ? reggie , you ca n't go . i 'm begging you to stay , because we need you here . reggie : i hope you 're not telling me that just to get me to stay , because i 'll leave . bianca : no , i 'm not . you know , no matter what happens with mom and uncle jack , you 're my brother and i love you , and i need you here with me . [ knock on door ] [ reggie sighs ] man : reginald montgomery ? reggie : yep , that 's me . man : you 've been served . have a nice day . reggie : yo , i did n't order anything , dawg . danielle , what 's going on ? danielle : dawg , is this your first subpoena ? i 'm suing your sorry butt . reggie : you 're what ? bianca : hey , danielle . why do n't you come on in and explain this ? danielle : well , there 's not much to explain , really . reggie made me look like a fool , and the only way i can get some kind of dress is if i take him to court . bianca : oh , you mean redress . danielle : i mean versace dress . reggie : oh , she 's not for real . danielle : i am so for real . i hired my aunt livia as my attorney , and i want $ 4 million by the time this is over . reggie : $ 4 million ? what makes you think i have that type of money ? danielle : and i 'm sorry to have to tell you this , bianca , but since fusion was involved , we 're suing them , too . bianca : $ 100 million ? reggie : oh , she 's not serious . bianca : danielle , do n't you think that 's a little bit excessive ? danielle : my aunt livia wanted me to aim higher , but i told her i only want what 's fair . it 's hard to put a price on self - esteem . [ scene_break ] erica : call the woman you did it for -- your wife . bobby : you 're not getting this . i am rich . erica : so tell her ! she needs to know this ! i mean , roberto , you just -- you just got proof that you are a man your wife can believe in . you can give her everything in the future that you two have been dreaming of . so hurry up , call her ! give her a chance to be proud of you . bobby : ok , in a second , but , first , get changed . we got a party with our name on it . erica : no , first , you call your wife and share your fabulous news with her and tell her you want her by your side . tell her to get the first flight she can catch out of pine valley . bobby : ahem , that 's not an option . i -- i ca n't have her here . erica : oh , roberto , look , i know that you 've had your problems , but with love and with this whole new beginning you 've just been handed , of course you can heal those wounds . bobby : no , i ca n't bring her here because of you . [ scene_break ] maria : welcome home . edmund : wow , they got this done real quick . maria : yeah , well , i just thought the last thing you were going to want was a bunch of buzz saws and hammers and stuff , so i got them to do it in half the time . sam : daddy , dad ! ! maddie : do n't push , sam ! edmund : hiya ! sam : did you see the elevator ? can we go for a ride ? edmund : you bet , you bet . maddie : did you pass your test , daddy ? edmund : did i pass my test ? with flying colors . no more hospital . sam : so when do you get out of that chair , dad ? when do you start walking ? edmund : first of all , i want to tell you something -- i 've missed you guys like bananas , and it is really , really good to be home again . maddie : us , too , daddy . edmund : yeah . second of all , about these legs of mine -- well , you know that i went to the hospital so that i would have a chance at walking again , right ? and the doctors -- they were great . they did as good a job as they possibly could . they really , really tried , but it just did n't work . so my legs do n't work anymore , guys , so it 's just me in this chair from now on , ok ? maddie : that 's why mommy did all of this stuff to the house ? edmund : yep . maddie : i love you , daddy . edmund : i love you , too . sam : you promised you 'd teach me to ski next winter . edmund : oh , sammy , i will . i will teach you . we 're going to go skiing , ok ? you 're going to learn how to ski next winter , i promise . it 's just -- we 're just going to have to get used to doing things a little differently , ok ? listen , i need to try out that elevator before i start giving rides . maria : ok . let 's go upstairs and get you all settled and unpacked and stuff -- there you go , sweetie -- and we 'll come back downstairs in a few minutes and have some lunch , ok , all together ? edmund : thank you . sam : ow ! anita : maddie , do n't hit your brother . maddie : why did you ask daddy about skiing ? jerk . sam : you were thinking the same thing . maddie : do n't you know anything ? he 's never going to walk again . anita : sam , come here . come here . it 's going to take some time to get used to . sam : i do n't want to get used to it ! i want my old dad back ! [ scene_break ] adam : your conduct , from this moment on , must be beyond reproach . beyond reproach . babe is the one to fall from grace , not you . j.r. : after all her lies , believe me , i 'm not exactly motivated to play choirboy . adam : a whiff of indiscretion or hypocrisy coming from you can jeopardize a custody battle . j.r. : ca n't we just buy one of your judges ? adam : no , no , that 's a last resort . look , you 're going to win this thing if you just keep your nose clean . trust me , stringing her along will make it that much sweeter when she finally crashes and burns . j.r. : all right , i hear you . do n't worry about it . i 've partied enough to last me till this mess is over . adam : hmm . no second thoughts about the wedding , huh ? you can still leave her whimpering at the altar . i can get our lawyers moving on the custody stuff right now . j.r. : no , no , no , no . you said it -- this will be sweeter this way , it 'll be more satisfying . and trust me , babe will be cheating on me before too long . well , i 'd better get ready for the blessed event . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : i have to impersonate a man who 's in love . [ scene_break ] babe : i promised j.r. that i would never lie to him again . i swore to him it would only be the truth from now on . and if i keep this from him , how can i possibly live with myself ? krystal : honey , honey , i know you love your husband , but we have to think this through one step at a time . what matters to me is what you want and what 's best for this baby . babe : yeah , and what i want is impossible . i just want my little baby boy . you know ? god , and bianca to have her little miranda . krystal : i know . i guess the good lord had something different in mind . honey ? babe ? do you love this baby ? babe : of course i do . krystal : i want you to think hard before you answer it . do you love her as much now that you know that she 's bianca 's ? because if you feel differently , if you ca n't be as good as a mama that ever loved her baby , then there 's nothing more to discuss . babe : i helped bring her into the world . i know every little crease in her body and every sweet hair on her head . i swear , even -- even knowing now what i know about my own baby , she 's more precious to me than ever . krystal : that 's what i thought . babe : what about bianca ? how can i be happy , how can i be the best mama that this baby deserves knowing what i 'm doing to my best friend ? [ scene_break ] bianca : it says here you 're suing for `` intolerable mental cruelty `` and `` severe hair embarrassment `` ? danielle : max humiliation . that 's what he was going for , and it worked . now it 's time for him to pay up . reggie : your hair 's just embarrassed to be on top of that little fat head of yours . danielle : did you hear that ? cha - ching ! i think we 're up to five million . bianca : and you said that your aunt livia drew these papers up ? danielle : that 's her letterhead . bianca : that 's right , it 's obvious . all right , well , then there 's just one thing for us to do . i 'll just have to call her and set up a meeting between her and fusion 's legal counsel . danielle : oh , she 's in court all day . reggie : what , defending more bad - hair victims ? bianca : you know what ? danielle , i may be able to help you here . danielle : $ 105 million kind of help ? reggie : oh , keep dreaming . bianca : reggie , i have an idea , and it 's a good one . as the new head of fusion 's teen campaign , i 'm going to make an executive decision . i like you , danielle . you 're smart , beautiful , highly motivated , and very creative . danielle : most people see it . bianca : we 're going to need a lot of help at fusion once the summer campaign is in full swing , so i would like you to join the team . danielle : but there is no fusion teen girl . bianca : you 'll be at fusion behind the scenes , working along with the rest of us . if you 're interested , we can discuss all the details -- salary , hours , etc . -- but on one condition . danielle : i knew it . there 's always a catch . bianca : well , as fusion 's newest employee , we ca n't have you suing us for gross hair embarrassment . i mean , how would that reflect on our new hair - care line ? so you drop the lawsuit and we use that creativity for something more positive . you do n't have to decide right now . i have to go . sorry . i 'm late for a wedding . do n't kill each other , ok ? goodbye . reggie : now , do n't you owe me a great big something ? danielle : for what ? reggie : did you not just hear that great job offer ? you 're part of the team now . danielle : reginald montgomery , this is your nastiest trick yet . [ scene_break ] bobby : i 've been keeping your secret by lying to my wife , and if she comes here , there 's a good chance she 's going to blow your cover . and after she 's dumped me because of lying , she 's going to give you up to all the people that want you home . erica : are you listening to yourself ? i mean , you have n't even called her and already she 's dumped you . do n't you resent when other people decide what you 're going to do before you even do it ? bobby : yeah , but i know my wife . if she comes -- erica : if she comes , i 'm going to leave town for three days , ok ? i 'll work it out with rudy . listen , you 've been nothing but generous to me . you 've helped keep my secret . you 've been more than generous . but it is my secret , and i am not going to let it ruin this chance for you . come on , you go call her . you go tell her that you love her and tell her that you want to share this success with her . bobby : yeah , but you 're the reason for my success . you know , puggy would n't have cut me into this deal if it was n't for you , and so i kind of feel responsible . erica : do n't . you took a big risk and it paid off . look , in pine valley , i 'm known as hurricane erica . they say that i just live to destroy other people 's lives . well , i just ca n't do that to you . i wo n't do that to you . i 'm not going to add you to the list . i 'm not going to screw up your life . so go . come on , make that call . bobby : ok , thanks . erica : sure . [ scene_break ] sam : i hate that stupid chair . i want my old dad back ! aidan : listen , sam , did n't you break your arm a while back ? right , and when your arm was broken and there were all those things you could n't do , were you still sam grey ? sam : yeah , but my arm got better . aidan : all right , but still , when you were in that cast , you were good old sam , just like your father is still good old dad , whether he 's walking around on his own two legs or rolling around in that cool chair . see , when things change , we adapt to them , and that 's exactly what your daddy 's doing now . he 's learning to adapt . and you know what he needs most from you and from you ? absolutely nothing , right ? he needs you to be the same sam and the same maddie you 've always been . and that means doing your homework , including your math , not talking back to your grandmother , and loving your dad the way you 've loved him your whole life . maddie : i 'll always love him . aidan : and that 's the best medicine . so go on outside now and play until lunch , and even though i said act normally , please do n't beat each other up . all right ? maddie : come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] adam : here , here , let me . father 's privilege . j.r. : thank you . adam : there . you know , something just occurred to me . j.r. : mm - hmm ? adam : what would happen , if by some miracle , babe turned into a -- a faithful wife and a dutiful mother ? what would you do if she never reverted to the cheating slut she always has been ? j.r. : oh , she 'll cheat . and i have a pretty good idea with whom . he 's already waiting in the wings . adam : only one paramour ? j.r. : well , that 's all she needs . babe has her knight in shining armor , her own champion primed to tear me from that bitch . [ knock on door ] j.r. : what are brothers for ? jamie : am i the brother you guys were talking about ? j.r. : yeah , we were just wondering if you 're still up for your job . jamie : well , best man and godfather , ready for action . happy wedding day . [ scene_break ] krystal : honey , i know that keeping this from bianca could be the hardest thing you ever do , but there 's something else you need to consider . that night that you and bianca were lost in the storm , erica and i worried ourselves raw , and -- and she opened up to me . babe : erica has her own problems . i 'm not going to keep this baby just because she does n't want her . krystal : i know that . i 'm not saying that , but we need to consider everything , and erica had a good point , babe . this baby 's daddy was a monster . now , it 's one thing for a mama to accept that , and you do because you 've got the biggest heart in the world , but people can be so cruel . i mean , this whole tragedy was one headline after the other . everyone will know . how horrible is the world going to be to this little girl , a known rapist 's child whose mother killed her daddy ? babe : bianca did talk about that . she was worried about how she 'd explain everything to her baby . she even talked about running away and having the baby in secret . krystal : is that the answer ? for bianca to have to move away from everybody who loves her so much ? when i switched those dna labels , maybe it was n't the worst thing . babe : you really believe that ? krystal : honey , what i did was terrible , and i 'm going to have to live with that for the rest of my life , but maybe -- maybe some good will come of it for this baby . look at her . she 's bess chandler . miranda 's daddy was the devil , but bess ? her daddy loves her and adores her , and her grandparents would turn themselves inside out to keep her safe . and you -- you 're giving bianca to be a huge part of this baby 's life when you asked her to be godmother . babe : i just wanted her to be close to me and my baby . god , but now i just feel sick about it . krystal : honey , is n't it possible that this little girl is going to have a better life ? babe : how can i tell j.r. ? god , what words possibly exist to explain this ? krystal : are you afraid you 're going to lose him ? [ bess coos ] babe : no . j.r. , he loves me solid . it 's just you 've seen him when he was with bess . his whole world , it turns from black and white to color . and i swear , her sweet little eyes , they sparkle when she looks at him . if i take bess away from him , i do n't think he 'll ever recover . bianca : hello ! how is the bride ? oh , my goodness . you are not even near ready . babe : bianca -- bianca : wow . well , thank goodness you chose me as your maid of honor . we got to get to work , girl . i need a curling iron and -- ah -- hairbrush . where 's your makeup ? come on , we got a wedding ! [ scene_break ] jamie : if i have n't told you to death already , i 'm really honored to be your best man . j.r. : well , thank you for agreeing . jamie : it feels right , you know ? j.r. : mm - hmm . jamie : like starting over . j.r. : yeah . well , that 's the plan . jamie : so on to the important things -- where 's the rings ? j.r. : oh , here 's mine , and i 'll go get babe 's . jamie : should n't i do that ? i mean , there 's the whole `` you 're not supposed to see the bride till she comes down the aisle `` thing . j.r. : i 'll risk it . [ knock on door ] woman : mr. chandler , i thought you should know ms. montgomery has arrived and is with your wife and baby . j.r. : thank you , beverly . i 'll take care of the ring . i have to introduce babe to bess ' new nanny . jamie : is there anything you need me to do ? j.r. : yeah , keep an eye on my dad . he breaks out in hives when caterers and florists are in the house . adam : james , i 'm glad you 're here . [ scene_break ] anita : that 's the second time i 've seen you handle kids like you 've been around them your whole life . aidan : second ? anita : the elevator , remember ? aidan : oh , right -- -- astronaut boy . how could i forget ? anita : how many brothers and sisters did you have ? i bet you were the oldest . aidan : oh , sorry , only child . anita : oh , what , your parents figured they reached perfection , so why bother ? aidan : actually , my mother died when i was quite little , so -- anita : oh . gosh , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . aidan : oh , it 's ok . you could n't know . anita : so what 's your secret ? come on , i can use all the help i can get . aidan : i guess i never quite grew up myself . anita : oh , gosh , i could n't wait to grow up . aidan : shame . edmund : hey . maria : ah , where are the kids ? anita : oh , they 're playing outside . maria : ok . edmund : bobby 's on the phone from vegas . anita : oh , i 'll -- i 'll take it in the other room . maria : hey , you two . what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] zach : hi . beating the odds ? erica : as a matter of fact , i 'm up $ 500 . buy you a drink ? zach : i would let you , but alas , drinks are free . erica : oh , accusing me of being generous ? zach : no , no , not if you keep putting coins into that slot . but a word of advice -- quit now . erica : you 're afraid i 'm going to bust your casino . zach : yeah , no , i am because it really is all about luck , is n't it ? a little trade secret -- the longer you play , the smaller that pile 's going to get , till it disappears altogether . erica : oh , is that how it works ? zach : mm - hmm . odds are always with the house . i mean , how do you think we can buy all these neon signs and the dancing fountains and can give free drinks to anyone that has a bucket of quarters ? erica : you know what , to tell you the truth , i 've always defied the odds and i usually do pretty well . zach : an enigma , miss dubois ? [ bell ] zach : what 's your secret ? erica : oh ! look at that ! a straight with queen high ! whoo - hoo ! $ 100 ! zach : did you find a way to cheat on this ? erica : never ! never . but i do n't know you well enough to tell you my secrets , mr. slater -- unless you 're willing to share yours . [ scene_break ] anita : how are you ? bobby , is it ? bobby : i 'm -- i 'm ok . fine , actually . you know what , scratch that . i am unbelievably great , and you want to know why ? you remember that little investment i told you about ? anita : the one where you wanted me to sell the car , i refused , and we have n't talked about it since ? slipped my mind . bobby : right , well , i borrowed the money from the boss -- call it an advance -- and it hit . anita : `` hit `` meaning ? bobby : paid off , to the tune of $ 100,000 . yeah , i mean , baby , we can have it all , all right ? all we have to do is just reach out and grab it , and just reach out with me . there is a first - class ticket to las vegas waiting for you at the airport . come be with me . let me show you my world . let me show you how much i love you , ok ? [ scene_break ] jamie : where 's this coming from ? adam : what , i ca n't be happy to see you ? jamie : not really . adam : ah . well , i heard what you said to j.r. , and i could n't agree more . it is time for a fresh start , for all of us . it 's my son 's wedding and my granddaughter 's christening . how could i hold a grudge on a day like this ? jamie : i wish i believed you . adam : well , i can tell you this -- that i have made a lot of mistakes , i 've been wrong about a lot of things , and you are at the top of that list . i know j.r. loves you and i know how important it is for him that you are a part of his family with bess and with babe . i , for one , am glad you buried the hatchet . jamie : so am i . adam : good . well , then you -- you have to be more than a brother now . you 're bess ' uncle and her godfather , so she has to know you . jamie : and she will . adam : good . that means you wo n't be a stranger in this house , and i go on record as saying that you are welcome to spend as much time in this house as you want . jamie : i did n't know i needed permission , but thanks , i wo n't be a stranger . adam : good . j.r. will love that . and i 'm sure babe will , too . [ scene_break ] bianca : i brought a christening gift for you , but it 's still in the car . it 's something that i always wanted for myself . krystal : well , what is it ? bianca : oh . it 's a hope chest . you know , i could n't resist . it might be a little old - fashioned , but if you do n't want to use it for keepsakes , you can always just , you know , use it as a toy chest for bess . i know she 's going to have so many toys the way her family plans on spoiling her . krystal : that 's very , very thoughtful of you , bianca . bianca : oh , stop . are you kidding me ? i am going to have so much fun spoiling bess . babe , what 's wrong ? babe : nerves , i guess . let 's just not go too heavy on the mascara . bianca : ok . all right , well , it 's ok . what about the whole `` something old , something new , something borrowed , something blue `` thing ? we got that covered ? babe : yes . no -- something borrowed , i do n't -- i do n't have anything . bianca : ok , well , that 's easy . here . this was greenlee 's . it was given to her by her husband , leo . babe : the one who passed away ? i could n't . bianca : oh , no , listen , he called it her `` past , present , and future `` necklace . and when i lost my baby , she gave it to me and she told me to always wear it to remember that miranda was safe because leo was taking care of her . i want you to wear it today . babe : it just is n't right . bianca : oh , yes , it is . it is right because it 'll be like miranda is a part of the ceremony . babe : i -- j.r. : sorry to barge in . bianca : j.r. ! come on , you know you 're not supposed to see the bride on your wedding day . j.r. : i 'm aware of this , so i 'll make it quick . babe , jamie needs the ring for the ceremony . i also wanted to introduce you to bess ' new nanny . beverly lansing , this is my wife babe , her mother , krystal carey , our friend bianca , and right over here -- this little one is bess . babe : a nanny ? i -- i thought we decide -- -- beverly : oh , what a perfect baby she is . she 's even tinier than mine were at her age . j.r. : beverly has five of her own . you 're going to need her , honey . babe : j.r. , you never even talked to me about it . j.r. : i 've heard such great things about her . just give her a chance . she can help out with bess during the ceremonies . beverly : i promise you , mrs. chandler , i wo n't get in anybody 's way . i 'm just here for when you need me . i 'll take very good care of your baby . babe : i 'm sure that you will , but -- beverly : i can bring her into the christening ceremony , hand her to her parents -- bianca : oh , no , that 's ok . i 'm going to be taking care of the baby during the ceremony . oh hey , hi . [ scene_break ] maria : if you two know something about my sister 's husband , you 'd better spill . edmund : the jig 's up . you 'd better tell her . maria : thank you . aidan : bobby 's in las vegas . maria : ok . that 's not really news . aidan : so is erica . they 've been keeping each other company , and bobby lied to anita about it . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm going to have to pay you off to play in somebody else 's casino . i ca n't afford this . erica : i know when a machine is about to cool off . not this one ! this one is red - hot ! woman : oh , my god , is it you ? oh , erica kane ! i almost did n't recognize you with the blond hair . it 's fabulous . erica : i 'm sorry , i do n't -- woman : i 'm such a fan . look at you ! god , you 're even prettier in person . oh , wait till i tell my daughter . you 're her idol . zach : this is a private conversation . woman : of course . i just want to tell you how great you are . i am so sorry about the whole horrible ordeal . no one should have to go through what you 've been through . how is your poor daughter ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : of course bianca can walk bess down the aisle , but beverly will be there to help out while the rest of us are involved in the ceremonies . speaking of which , do you remember this ? krystal : oh . is that antique lace ? j.r. : mm - hmm . that 's the chandler christening gown . believe it or not , i once fit into it . but now it 's a tradition that 's being passed on to a new chandler . bianca : wow . bess is going to look like an angel in that , is n't she ? j.r. : come here . oh . oh , yes . now , beverly , if you could dress bess ? beverly : sure . bianca : oh , maybe i should help . j.r. : in case you have n't noticed , maid of honor , i 'm the only one in this room who 's dressed for the wedding . i think the bride might need a little help right now . just pretend i was n't here . next time you see me , we 'll be starting our life together . babe : wait . there 's something i need to tell both of you . [ next_on ] erica : what am i going to do ? i do n't want to be found . i ca n't . jamie : why 'd you lie to your two sons ? brooke : who 's your target this time ? babe : how do you do it , bianca ? how do you get over losing a baby ?
maria and edmund 's kids are very upset to know that their father will not be walking . nobody can encourage them except aidan . anita listens to him talk to them and shows that she really thinks highly of aidan . maria is able to get aidan to inform her that he knows that bobbie is in vegas with erica and they assume he 's cheating on anita again . while there , she runs into a woman who knows erica and all her business .
tad : are you sure you told him the right time ? aidan : ja . tad : in english ? aidan : yes . tad : do n't play with me . you got to remember , she 's an american , not a german . she 's also the only lead we 've got so far . aidan : yeah , a lead that could lead nowhere . tad : you do n't have to tell me that , aidan . i know what the odds are that dixie 's alive . i do n't care . if there 's a ghost of a chance that she is , i 'm going to play them anyway . aidan : i flew over here with you , did n't i ? why do n't you just ease back ? it was hard enough tracking her down , let alone getting her to meet with us . tad : all right , all right . sorry , i apologize . i 'll be fine . when you think about it , if this is the real diana cole , the woman that worked in philadelphia as a nanny for 15 years , then who the hell 's using her résumé back in pine valley ? aidan : you hope that j.r. 's nanny is the jane doe brought here for more surgery and a fixed face . tad : i got this huge voice in my head shouting me down saying there 's no possible way . but then there 's this other voice , keeps whispering the same question over and over again . at if it 's her ? what if that 's dixie ? [ scene_break ] singer : went down tomorrow di : excuse me . singer : it 's not going to be j.r. : does it get you hot , babe , jamie at that dump you call home , playing mr. good socket ? singer : i said somewhere down babe : why do n't you sit on that , j.r. we got plenty more . j.r. : oh , no , nothing that 'll endanger little adam . like a visit to that over- the - garage deathtrap . singer : and if you do n't find babe : you think that my son 's at risk with his own mama ? singer : i 'm not saying i do n't like what 's going on babe : so who 's watching my boy while you 're out cruising bars ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i do n't have much stuff and i do n't take up too much space , either . jamie : well , then myrtle 's boarding house could work . i mean , the rent 's decent , and she 'll even wait on that until you scrape together some money . amanda : almost there . but i do n't think that i could share a space with someone who knew my mom at her craziest . does that make me weird ? jamie : no . i completely understand . babe and her mom -- they work around some hairy pr . amanda : well , nice try anyway . at least your heart 's in the right place . so not j.r . jamie : how 'd you leave it with him ? amanda : you 'll hate me . j.r. drew the line , and i jumped to the dark side . i flipped you and babe off for a feather bed and lucretia 's chocolate pie . [ scene_break ] jack : well , what do you know ? our first meal as a married couple , and we did n't run out of things to say . [ erica laughs ] erica : of course not . that 'll never happen to us . oh , jack , we have so much . i mean , to see bianca and miranda together , and so beautiful . jack : yeah . erica : and to see reggie so happy , but cool . jack : very cool . erica : and to see you and lily dance . jack : just a reminder -- we do n't have to talk all the time . erica : did you hear that ? jack : no . erica : well , i thought that i heard a -- a bump . jack : it was the beating of my heart . it 's beating wildly . [ erica laughs ] jack : to my delectable and delicious wife . and to the complete and absolute bliss that we will enjoy from this day forward . erica : and to our children , and their complete and absolute bliss and happiness . because when they 're happy -- both : we 're happy . [ scene_break ] maria : am i too late ? ryan : i 'm not really the early - to - bed type . come on in . maria : no , that 's not what i mean . i mean , am i too late to save our friendship ? or did i destroy that completely , too ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's going to happen between me and ryan ? kendall : nothing . greenlee : you never say nothing . kendall : ok , it was a shot , a dodge , a blast , ok ? i 'm sick and tired of hearing how flippin ' happy the two of you are . and i 'm sick of your stupid advice about my marriage . i am married to zach , and i 'm going to stay married to zach . deal with it . [ scene_break ] ethan : so let me get this straight . your -- your deal of a lifetime is cambias for kendall . i 'm going to dump the company . what , she dumps you , marries me , we live happily ever after ? zach : the happily - ever - after part -- it 's up to you . i do n't know if it 's ever going to be boring , that 's for sure . ethan : i guess this is what a big winner looks like . have you crushed me as low as you want to go ? have you made me jump through enough hoops ? and now , you 're going to waltz in and be this big hero ! you want kendall ? you can keep her . zach : it 's not too late . you 're the man she loves . ethan : do you think i still feel the same about kendall ? i do n't . now that i see what she 's capable of , i 'm done . i 'm going to keep cambias . you keep your wife . zach : you have a chance to get what you want in life . take it . take it . take it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know something about ryan . tell me what it is , now . kendall : would you just -- greenlee , chill , ok ? now , the wedding was magical , but i 'm exhausted . you must be , too . greenlee : i 'll help you pack . kendall : help someone else pack . greenlee : oh , i will -- when you tell me what i want to know . kendall : greenlee , there is nothing to know , ok ? it 's not like ryan and i are best buddies sharing brewskis and guy secrets . greenlee : you were there -- when i got home with ryan . kendall : so what ? greenlee : you were acting weird . like i busted you . when i asked what was up , you asked ryan if he was going to tell me the rest . what is the rest ? kendall : well , you know me . i never know when to shut my trap . greenlee : it had something to do with his doctor . what is it ? did ryan lie to me ? kendall : let it go . greenlee , let it go . greenlee : was that it ? did he stop going to therapy ? kendall : how would i know what ryan has going on with his doctor ? greenlee : spit it out . kendall : i do n't know -- [ noise ] kendall : oh , god . oh , my god , they 're going to kill each other ! ethan : you fight me ! kendall : come on . ethan : you want to lay a hand on me ? you lay a hand on me ! come on ! you want to fight me , fight me ! coward ! [ scene_break ] tad : ms. cole ? ms. cole : mr. martin . tad : tad . it 's just tad , please . i 'm sorry , i should have worn a flower in my lapel . this is my friend and associate , mr. aidan devane . ms. cole : we spoke on the phone . aidan : yeah , it 's a pleasure . tad : if you do n't mind , i 'd like to ask you a few questions about certain things . that is , of course , if you are the diana cole that worked for the wellington 's in philadelphia for 15 years . ms. cole : my babies finn and spencer . of course , they 're not babies anymore . tad : no , i guess not . um -- do you keep in touch with the family ? ms. cole : no , they have their lives , i have mine . a clean break was best . tad : uh - huh . so they do n't know that you 're in germany ? ms. cole : this is n't about an ex - patient from the hospital ? a jane doe ? aidan : yeah , the car accident victim . facial reconstruction . you were on staff when jane came back for a thank - you visit , right ? ms. cole : yeah , that 's right . how can i help you ? tad : well , for starters , you could describe what she looked like . ms. cole : well , she was about my height . blue eyes , red - gold hair , peaches- and - cream complexion . oh , and just a hint of a southern accent . [ scene_break ] di : little adam is with his uncle stuart and aunt marian . this is my night off . singer : she got up and go babe : so my son 's nanny spends her downtime in a roadside dive ? whatever . singer : there 's trouble down in harlem j.r. : you heard her , bar wench . fetch and carry . singer : she got up and go j.r. : so , diana , you looking for me ? di : not on nanny 's night out , no . what ? j.r. : well , it just seems funny you chose a bar where my ex - wife works . coincidence ? di : hardly . i want some face time with babe . singer : what 's going on ? j.r. : babe 's the enemy . that 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] jack : well , i have waited 17 long years for this night to be your husband . so consider all the stops pulled completely out . high - wire acts , fireworks , dancing bears -- whatever you need to keep the glow on that beautiful face . [ noise ] jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , now , i did hear that . did you hear that ? erica : yes , that 's exactly what i heard before . jack : sounds like it 's coming from over there . just -- stay back . [ lily gasps as jack finds her hiding in a storage box . ] lily : surprise ? i got on the boat before it sailed and came down here . by the time i got back to the deck , the boat had sailed away from the dock . and i put on my life jacket , even though i 'm a pretty good swimmer , but the shore was too far away , so i did n't jump into the water . jack : oh , no , no -- thank -- thank god you did n't jump in the water . erica : honey , why did you come onboard ? lily : well , i wanted to give you a piece of wedding cake . jack : oh . erica : oh -- jack : for good luck ? lily : no , it tastes really good . [ jack chuckles ] lily : and you were so busy , you did n't have time to eat any . erica : oh , lily , that 's so sweet . lily : the cake is sweet . i 'm just in the way . jack : no , no , no , no , honey , honey , you could n't possibly be in the way , ok ? lily : but you 're married now . you want to have sex . i 'll go wait on the deck . how long do you think it will take ? i do n't mind , really . my dad says that you give him pterodactyl - size butterflies . erica : oh . well , a pterodactyl is very big . but that 's ok , because i bet you did n't have dinner , and you must be starving . lily : it would take several weeks to starve , but i am hungry . erica : well , then , let 's get you something to eat . lily : are you sure you 're not mad ? jack : not mad at all . you just made a perfect night even better . [ scene_break ] [ after throwing some good punches at zach , ethan holds a knife to his throat . ] kendall : no , stop it . stop ! no , ethan -- ethan , no . stop . no , you ca n't do it . greenlee : i 'm getting security . kendall : no , no , do n't . do n't , do n't , please . ethan -- ethan , put it down , ok ? i 'm the one that you 're angry at . i 'm the one who hurt you . ethan : get out ! kendall : no , no , not until you put this down and you stop this . you are not a killer , ethan . you are not a murderer . i know you . this is not you . ethan : oh , come on , do n't pretend you know me , mrs. slater ! kendall : all right , listen -- listen . i deserve your hate , ok ? but do n't let it ruin your life . please -- please , you 're better than this , ethan . please ! ethan : you have no idea who i am . kendall : i know who you are . i 've been where you are . i have been this person that you are right now , and i know what it does to you . just please , do n't let this bring you under and take you under so deep that you ca n't get out . ethan , fight it . fight it . find another way , find any other way , but do n't let this bring you down , please . come on . greenlee : thank god . zach : ahem . kendall : leave us alone . now . [ scene_break ] tad : our jane doe -- you were friends ? ms. cole : no , we were n't really friends . tad : ok , did she -- did she mention any names ? perhaps mine , or chandler , maybe cortlandt ? aidan : or dr. david hayward . ms. cole : i 'm sorry , she did n't share much . tad : why ? you got the feeling she was shy , private ? ms. cole : well , the hospital staff , myself included , got the feeling that she did n't remember much about her past . aidan : well , anything that you remember is good . ms. cole : well , we met in the hospital cafeteria about six months ago . shared a table , some small talk . just two yanks abroad , both a bit homesick . tad : you got that feeling that she missed home ? ms. cole : yes , although she never actually said where home was . aidan : did you share much about yourself with jane ? ms. cole : well , you know , the usual . although when i mentioned that i had been a nanny in philadelphia , it seemed to spark something in her . she wanted to know all about the family i worked for , the kids . she even asked to see pictures -- which i carry with me . you know , childcare is not a glamour job , but she hung on every detail . tad : did she mention having children of her own ? ms. cole : i asked her that , and she got really sad and quiet . she said that she 'd lost a baby due to health problems . tad : what kind of problems ? ms. cole : well , she kept it vague . but i think it had something to do with kidney trouble or some sort of heart issues . tad : well , the pieces fit . so far , our jane doe is a perfect match . ms. cole : you think you know who she is ? tad : possibly . aidan : ms. cole , you told my contact that jane was headed for the states . ms. cole : six months ago , yes , that was her plan . aidan : well , you know where about in the states she was headed ? tad : did she mention a town , pine valley ? ms. cole : no . tad : did she say why she was going back to the states ? maybe visiting friends or family ? ms. cole i 'm sorry . oh -- but she did mention a small hotel in london -- the gavin -- no , the garvin . she was stopping there on her way to the us . aidan : maybe she left a forwarding address . tad : yeah , well , she would n't be registered as jane doe . did she give you a name ? ms. cole : just a first name . we actually had a laugh about it . she called herself di . short for my name , diana . tad : well , i guess that 's it . thank you very , very much for taking the trouble . ms. cole : oh , no , no -- no trouble , if i was any help at all . tad : you have no idea . [ ms. cole makes her exit . ] tad : ok , so what do you think ? aidan : we just interviewed the real diana cole . and it looks like our jane borrowed diana 's name and credits to work her way back into the chandler home . tad : ok , so do you think that this diana and the family back in philadelphia are in on it as some kind of setup ? aidan : not as far as i can tell , no . tad : for god 's sake , aidan , come on . i mean , if the woman back in pine valley is dixie , why would n't she tell me ? why would she sneak back into our lives and keep it a secret ? aidan : all right , easy , tad , all right ? nothing concrete ties di to dixie yet . for all we know , she could be a total stranger . tad : exactly . this woman 's in charge of j.r. 's son . and whoever she is , she lied her way all the way from here into that house . and i want to know what she 's up to . [ scene_break ] di : last time i checked , i 'm free to talk to anyone i choose . j.r. : and i can fire you since you obviously do not value your job . di : j.r. , you 're done with your wife , but your son still needs his mother . i just came around to reassure babe , ease her of her doubts . j.r. : cut babe some peace ? where was my peace when she told me that my son was dead ? di : j.r. -- j.r. : you know , maybe i was wrong about you . di : i asked you about dixie to get a better picture of you . you hated your childhood , your parents ' constant fighting over you . is that how you want your boy to remember his growing up ? wait -- if babe knows i 'm reliable , that your son is safe with me , then she will back off you . you can calm down , and little adam will have what you lost way too young . j.r. : yeah ? what 's that ? di : your innocence . do n't burn your son 's up with your anger . it 's just wrong . singer : believe a word you say you 'll know j.r. : damn , you 're good . they could use you to broker some peace out in the middle east . di : well , it 's just good , old common sense . the mom 's less than perfect -- do n't throw the baby out with the bath water . j.r. : my mother used to say that . di : hmm . dixie -- sounds like she was one smart lady . j.r. : yeah . di : i 'm sorry she ca n't be with you in times like these . but , j.r. , i promise you and little adam the best i can give . j.r. : i know . thank you . singer : people tell me i di : why do n't you head on home ? say nighty - night to your son , so i can take care of business . j.r. : all right . thanks . singer : but i love the way you do it and i love the things you say babe : ahem -- what 's your angle , lady ? singer : i 'm just doing what i got to do [ scene_break ] jamie : hey , staying out of jail is a good thing . amanda : so you 're not crossing me off your list ? jamie : no , not even close . i know all about surviving and having to step up . just wish i had the money to give you more options . amanda : yeah , me , too . i mean , no . i mean , i heard about you thumbing your nose at a pretty big - digit fortune . free upgrade to the high life . maybe money does n't buy happiness , but for everything else , it comes in pretty handy . [ scene_break ] ryan : the people that care about you understand what happened at that banquet . you were hurt , and you swung at anybody in your path . maria : that does n't really give me an excuse to say the things that i said , does it ? i mean , i swung at you , and i swung at jonathan . and the truth is that i 'm just as guilty as your brother . ryan : please do n't compare yourself to jonathan . he was sick . and i could n't see it . i did n't want to see it . and lives got ruined . so if you need to swing and beat or yell or scream , all you got to do is -- maria : oh , god , no , that 's not what i came here -- i did n't come here to smack you around . ryan : well , if that 's what it takes for you to deal -- if that 's what it takes for you to get your family past what happened , i understand that . maria : that 's kind of the tricky part . i do n't know how to get my kids past it . ryan : wrong guy . maria , i tried to help my family , and we know how that turned out . edmund was killed . i almost lost greenlee . maria : how 's that going ? i mean , how is she and how are you ? and -- none of this can be easy for you . ryan : i did learn one thing . i learned that greenlee is it for me . she 's the only family i want , the only family that i will ever want . [ phone rings ] ryan : hello ? greenlee : ryan ? ryan : hey , you . how you doing ? greenlee : miss you . ryan : i miss you , too . how was the wedding ? greenlee : no one stopped it . beautiful . i wish you were here . ryan : yeah , i miss you , too . greenlee : anything exciting going on ? ryan : without you here ? come on , no way . greenlee : have you seen your doctor ? how 's it going ? ryan : hey , did bianca show up yet ? you got to give her a kiss for me , tell her i say hi , all right ? taking pictures ? greenlee : tons . i 'll show them to you when i get home . ryan : ok . i miss you . i love you . greenlee : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] kendall : you forgave me when i slept with j.r. now , that was -- that was big , that was huge . but this thing with zach -- it 's just a few words in front of a judge . ethan : a few life - changing words , mrs. slater . kendall : ok , but i do n't love him , ethan . it was stupid . you and i -- we love each other , and we can make things right . this -- this -- i mean , with zach , it was just a piece of paper . ethan : do you know what a marriage certificate is ? it 's a legally binding document . see , it makes you and zach husband and wife . kendall : ok , but you know why i did that . it was payback . it was revenge . i was n't thinking straight . i was angry , and i was hurt . and i wanted to get back at you and hurt you . now , i 've hurt the both of us , and i 'm sorry . i do n't understand , though . where were you , ethan ? what took you so long ? if you had just shown me that piece of paper before and signed over your share of cambias a long time ago , this never would have happened . we would still be together right now . ethan : oh , i see . this is my fault , right ? yeah , that 's quite a stretch , kendall . kendall : well , we were both wrong , ok ? we were both wrong , but we can make things right again . yes , we can . we can make things right again . we can be together just like we wanted to be . ethan : no . we ca n't . kendall : why not ? why ca n't we go back ? why ? because you think i 've made a fool of you ? ethan , the only fool in this room is me . do you want me to say it again ? i 'll say it . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry for all of it . i was wrong . i was dead wrong . but we love each other . we love each other . we still have a chance . just say the word . ethan : you 're not a victim . you knew exactly what you were doing . there 's nothing left to say , kendall . kendall : ethan , you ca n't just throw us away . ethan : you did that -- you did that when you married my father . our great love -- this love that would last us through -- where was that when you promised zach that you would love , honor , and obey ? kendall : no , i never meant a word of that . ethan : well , who 's a liar now ? our love is dead , kendall . you killed it . kendall : ethan , please do n't say that . please . i want to be with you . ethan : no , no , no , no , no . you wanted revenge , kendall , and you got it . now it 's my turn . what am i going to do ? what kind of playback 's going to really hit home , huh ? i know what i 'm going to do . i 'm going to do nothing . you and zach joined together in wedded hell for the rest of your life . kendall : ethan , do n't . do n't , ethan , please . zach : you really are an idiot , are n't you ? ethan : maybe . maybe not . happy honeymoon . zach : i tried . i guess you did n't have any luck , either , huh ? [ scene_break ] di : i am not part of your mess . i 'm j.r. 's friend . and i 'd like to be yours . babe : j.r. has no friends . he swims with sharks , and when you showed up , there was still blood in the water . di : ok , can you listen smart for five minutes ? do n't look now , babe , but you 're an outcast . you need a friend in that house , and it looks like to me that i 'm it . do n't blow it . babe : j.r. probably told you that i was some walking blonde joke . and all of a sudden , he backs off and he leaves , and now his nanny is offering to be my best gal pal ? next thing i know , you 're going to slip me extra visits , and then the judge is going to pop out of the bushes and nail me for going over my three - hour - a - week limit . di : you really believe i 'm trying to set you up ? babe : you tell me . you going to fake being my friend and cost me everything i love ? di : whoa , honey . you have got the wrong girl . singer : guess i just came apart [ scene_break ] jamie : my inheritance from aunt phoebe was a bribe and a trap . amanda : you shoved it all for love . for babe . ashton should play you in the movie . jamie : so far no one 's screaming for my life story . amanda : well , i do n't know how you had the brass . i mean , how did you do that ? jamie : both arms wrapped around the woman i love . [ scene_break ] erica : how 's the food ? lily : it 's really good . erica : good . lily : what 's an aphrodisiac ? erica : where did you hear that word ? lily : i heard it at the reception . someone said it about the oysters . erica : oh . oh , yes . well , some people feel that certain foods can lead to romantic feelings . lily : romance ? do oysters make butterflies ? erica : for some people , they do . chocolate does , too , actually . lily : i could do an experiment for school . i like chocolate . maybe if my boyfriend , sam , does , we could eat aphrodisiacs and kiss some more . and we could see if it really works . erica : oh , good , your dad 's here . jack : oh , you miss me so much , huh ? erica : yeah , you have no idea . how did it go ? jack : well , i have company . [ jack whistles ] reggie : ahoy , peeps . erica : how did you get here ? reggie : well , when lily turned up missing , i remembered last minute that she wanted to give you guys a gift , so -- yeah , i figured she got stuck on this tub . i got some guy to bring me out here . his boat 's tied up to you guys . erica : reggie , are you all right ? reggie : uh -- excuse me . [ feeling seasick , reggie quickly runs off to heave . ] [ scene_break ] maria : my kids come first . and with all my drama , i had forgotten that for a while . and now , i 've got so much to make up to them . and the first thing -- no zach . there 's no way they 're going to ever accept him in our lives . ryan : zach 's not the kind of guy to take no for an answer , not without a fight . maria : yeah , but the fight 's been sort of beaten out of us . so we ended it . ryan : zach marries kendall . you going to dance at the wedding ? maria : you know what ? they get married , that 's their mistake . zach 's and kendall 's . i 'm totally out of it . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] greenlee : how 'd it go with ethan ? kendall : you can leave now . greenlee : while you were busy giving your new stepson a time - out , i called ryan . i know what 's happening between us . [ scene_break ] erica : reggie , are you feeling any better ? i mean , sometimes it takes just a little while for the seasick pills to work . reggie : well , the room 's not spinning as fast , so -- lily : for maximum effectiveness , you should take them before you board . reggie : yeah . why do n't we discuss this on our way back to shore ? erica and j have a honeymoon to get back to . kids kind of crush the mood . jack : well , thank you , reggie , appreciate that , but before you two take off , let me just tell you one more time how much it meant for you to share our wedding with us . lily : it 's almost like we married each other . jack : yeah . erica : oh , lily , what you said was just so beautiful . and you -- [ jack laughs ] erica : you keep believing . reggie : and if you guys mess up , you answer to me . lily : and me . jack : i 'm counting on it . come here , give me a hug . [ scene_break ] ryan : i mean , a few weeks ago , i was so wrapped up in the lavery garbage that i could n't even see a way out . and then i would look at greenlee . and then i 'd realize that i do not want to destroy this marriage . and yes , i come from a god - awful package . but there are some things that i can still control -- decisions that i can make . maria : this is really good . this is really good . you 're actually taking control again , and you 're taking all that guilt , you 're putting it in the past . ryan : yeah , the past is behind me and my eyes are forward , on greenlee , on our future . and that i will fight the only way that i know how to have that . and that 's what you have to do , too . greenlee and i can make it . we can do this , and so can you . you just ca n't give up . maria : i wo n't . and you know what ? you 've given me a lot of hope . thank you . and i 'm really glad to know that you and greenlee are going to be all right . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan and i are fine . kendall : so you really talked to ryan ? no -- no tantrums , no curses , no screaming ? greenlee : why would i ? the only thing that 's going on between ryan and me is that we miss each other . kendall : you 're playing me . greenlee : you played me . but i forgive you . i understand . i see your pain . i feel it . kendall : you 're going to feel something else if you do n't stop . greenlee : you 're so hurt , you see pain everywhere you look , even where it does n't exist , and i want to help you . no one in their right mind would marry their fiancé 's father , but you did it , and i 'm here to help you pick up the pieces . kendall : my pieces are just fine . greenlee : it 's all right . i get it . you want true love , the kind of love that ryan and i have . you just went off track a little bit . kendall : ok , that 's it , let it go , greenlee . greenlee : you see our love , you see our trust , and you want it . who would n't ? i mean , even though we had a close call , we 're -- we 're closer than ever , we 're stronger than ever . and your life is unraveling . it must be hard to watch . kendall : stop . shut up , greenlee . greenlee : i thought that i lost ryan forever , but he found his way back to me . maybe it 's because of this doctor that he 's going to see . you went to therapy . maybe you should start seeing a shrink again , this time without the drugs . kendall : all right , you know what ? one more word , and you will be sorrier than you 've been in your entire life . [ scene_break ] di : listen , babe , i 'm not with j.r. , picking at you every chance he gets , but i get why he does it . babe : please , do n't feel like you have to share . di : every time i see j.r. holding that boy so close , so tight , like he 's afraid he 's going to lose him -- you did that to him , babe . so stop poking at him , and me . babe : excuse me ? j.r. dogs me and jamie everywhere we go , and he 's all up in our faces 24/7 . there is no way i 'm going to cave . di : all right , you do what you have to do . but beggars ca n't be choosers . stop making me your enemy , because i 'm not yours -- yet . [ scene_break ] [ speaking german ] tad : what the hell does that mean , anyway ? aidan : i think it means `` classified and confidential , `` as in jane doe 's records . tad : yeah , the least they could do is let us take a peek . aidan : yeah , we have no legal right . tad : well , they do n't know that , especially if they do n't know who she is . aidan : look , tad , we won the last war . let 's not start another one , shall we ? tad : all right , fine . i got to go back to pine valley , anyway . interview nanny di . aidan : the next lead is a london hotel . let 's go there . and at least we can go back to pine valley and face her with facts , huh ? tad : you 're right . ok . i 'll do it , you can go home . you do n't have to come with me . aidan : what do you mean ? someone 's got to pull you off the desk clerk if he does n't cough up . tad : what are you saying ? that i 'm too close to this ? aidan : no , i 'm saying that you want it to be dixie . you need someone there that 's clear - headed and less invested . tad : all right . come on . i 'm so close to an answer , i can feel it . my life goes a million miles a minute . david : come here . diana , you were great . you gave all the right answers . thank you . ms. cole : i 'm not -- david : now , just forget that you 've ever seen me , ok ? ms. cole : i 'm not really sure what i did . mr. wellington said it was important , but he did n't say why . david : has your old boss wellington ever steered you wrong before ? consider it the ultimate act of human kindness -- reuniting a mother and a long - lost child . [ scene_break ] di : would it be nice if we could all just get along ? singer : i 'm a man with a mission i 'll settle for love do n't quit for something babe : i 'm sorry if i 'm being paranoid . it 's just -- j.r. -- he 's such a dirty scammer . for all i know , this could just be you fronting for the boss . di : yeah , maybe i am . somebody has to look out for him . it ca n't be good for j.r. cranking out all that hate . you know , i 'm not even sure he can give it a rest when he 's with his son . for that child 's sake , i want peace in that house . do n't do anything to screw it up . babe : excuse me , but i 'm little adam 's mom . i -- di : yeah . and i 'm the one who 's taking care of him . that means i 'm the only help you 've got . [ scene_break ] amanda : tell me about babe . i mean , i do n't have a lot of girlfriends , but with her , it was instant like . jamie : babe 's great . amanda : tell me something i do n't know . jamie : ok . she can imitate a goldfish . she can whistle `` the star - spangled banner `` and twirl a baton at the same time . you know , she 'll look you directly in the eye and tell you exactly what 's on her mind . and with her , that can get you mad and her in a lot of trouble . but with babe , you know exactly what you 're going to get . so what 's not to love ? amanda : wow , i -- i hope that someone can feel the same way about me someday , as long as i can keep the real me from j.r . jamie : hey , if things ever get too crazy with j.r. , you 're welcome here anytime . the door 's always open . amanda : thank you , jamie . i 'll remember that . [ scene_break ] jack : i love what you do with the lights . erica : all the better to seduce my husband . jack : like you need special lighting . jack : alone . erica : at last . [ jack laughs ] jack : but i have one more vow . i promise you that no matter what hell our children put us through -- erica : oh , and i 'm sure it will be a large dose . jack : and i 'm sure you 're right . i promise you a lifetime of romantic moments . erica : and i promise to treasure each and every one of them . [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're going to make it to the other side . we both will . maria : i 'll see you . jonathan 's ghost : that 's a pretty impressive show . you perked her right up . but too bad it 's just words to jack yourself up . because you and i both know the truth , right ? there 's no way out for you . [ scene_break ] kendall : out , now . greenlee : i 'll leave . but promise me you 'll make an appointment to see a shrink . kendall : forget it . greenlee : you do n't like your old doctor ? try ryan 's . kendall : i do n't think ryan 's doctor would work for me . greenlee : well , if you 're uncomfortable with a man , he could recommend a woman . kendall : greenlee , this is the last time i 'm going to warn you . greenlee : ok , your pride 's in a twist . you want to tough it out , do it all yourself . ryan 's the same way . but look at how far he 's come . he 's finally at peace for the first time in forever . kendall : hey , i thought you were going to leave . greenlee : make an appointment to see ryan 's doctor when we get back . maybe he can work a miracle . kendall : oh , god , greenlee , shut up . shut up ! are you blind ? ryan 's doctor is not a shrink , greenlee , he 's a surgeon . a surgeon . greenlee : no , he 's not . kendall : yes , he is . how dense are you ? you think you and ryan have this great relationship ? you think you have absolute trust ? you 've got nothing . and that includes kids . that doctor is going to operate on ryan to make sure he never has a baby with you or anyone . [ next_on ] greenlee ( to kendall ) : you knew about this for days ? when is the appointment ? tell me or i 'll strangle it out of you . ryan ( to jonathan 's ghost ) : i killed you , i got rid of you , and i will do it again . maddie ( to maria ) : you know , thanks to you , i do n't have my father , and now i 'm losing my brother , too .
reggie and lily sneak onto the boat with jack and erica . kendall attempt to get ethan back . but he tells her he will never forgive her for marrying his father and he no longer cares about her . knowing kendall is having problems , greenlee keeps lecturing her on how great her marriage is , that ryan 's shrink has really helped him and suggests kendall sees ryan 's shrink . at that point , kendall reveals to greenlee that ryan is not seeing a shrink , he 's lied to greenlee and is instead seeing a surgeon about having a vasectomy behind her back . tad is obsessed about finding out if dixie is alive and if she is actually di , jr 's nanny . david hayward has a woman pass herself off as diana cole and gives tad all the information david wants her to give him . jr still really trusts di and treats her better than anybody else he knows . he keeps seeing how `` similar `` she is to his mother . but babe wants to find out what her plans really are . amanda is still working on jamie to develop trust , yet working with jr on his plan .
ryan : all right , let 's get in there , let 's save kendall . derek : no , you 're going to back down now , lavery , unless you want a bloodbath in there . [ scene_break ] zach : she moved her finger , julia . i saw it . do n't look at the monitor , look at her hand . come on , kendall , do it again . do it for spike . come on , honey . come back to us , we 're all waiting for you . [ scene_break ] jack : i want my daughter back , aidan . aidan : yeah , we all want lily home safe . i 'm working around the clock to make sure that it happens . jack : yeah , doing what , exactly ? you 've got 30 , 40 more operatives working on this . they have n't come up with one thing , aidan . nothing . we do n't know any more today than we did the day that lily ran away . we do n't know if she 's hurt , we do n't know if she 's hungry , we do n't even know if she 's dead or alive . my daughter is lost in one of the most dangerous cities in the world , and we do n't know one damn thing , do we ? reggie : yeah , we do . we know that the danger level definitely goes up if jonathan gets to lily before we do . [ scene_break ] [ kids play in battery park ] jonathan : we 're almost there . lily : ok . jonathan : we 're almost there . ok , ok , i -- you can open your eyes now . [ lily opens her eyes and looks across the harbor at the statue of liberty . ] lily : you made it so beautiful . you know , i think i might like the big city if i 'm with you . jonathan : well , let 's go find out . lily : ok . jonathan : ok . [ scene_break ] stuart : i thought the horseshoes could go right over there . babe : you thought of everything , stuart . i think this 'll be the perfect place for our memorial day picnic . no flippin ' way . huh . how the hell did you get out of jail ? [ scene_break ] zach : julia , she moved her finger , i swear it . julia : zach , just because kendall moved -- it could 've been nothing more than a random muscle twitch . zach : it 's not random . i asked her a question . i asked her if i was doing the right thing with spike , and she answered me . julia : until she opens her eyes and communicates with you directly -- it 's not proof she 's coming out of her coma . kendall 's voice : you have got to be kidding me . could be any more negative , keefer ? zach : ok , you want proof ? all right . come on , kendall , do it again , move your finger again . do it for julia . move your finger , come on . come on , kendall , you can do it . do it for spike . just do it again . [ scene_break ] derek : this is n't some bar fight we 're barging in on , ryan . ryan : all right . all right . i 'll wait for julia to come out , all right , and then i 'll slip in , and i 'll do what i have to do . but just know that i 'm doing it , derek . you can send your guys in for backup or not . i do n't care , i 'm going in . bianca : ryan , please do n't do this . this is n't what kendall wants . erica : bianca , please . ryan knows what he 's doing . bianca : you ca n't honestly believe that that 's what kendall wants -- for the two most important men in her life to kill each other ? [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : come on , stupid finger , move , already . i ca n't let them take my baby from me , not yet . please , god , please let me do this one little thing . julia : zach , you ca n't -- zach : why do n't you check some levels on things ? check this icp thing and that , because i know her numbers are improving , they have to be . you 're going , you do that . babe swore in court that she saw your finger move , because she asked you if you wanted her to stand up for you in court , and you must 've answered her . so are you -- are you answering me now ? huh ? are you telling me that i 'm doing the right thing with spike , that he -- he should stay in there a little longer ? huh ? come on . julia : spontaneous motor reflexes are not uncommon in comatose patients . unfortunately , they do n't necessarily signal a change in her condition one way or the other . [ scene_break ] bianca : please do n't barge in there . erica : honey , please do n't make anything more difficult than it already is . bianca : please , ryan . please , just -- just a little bit more time . ryan : that 's just -- that 's the problem , ok ? your sister does n't have any more time . [ scene_break ] aidan : we found out that lily stayed in a hotel called the jerome in the city . unfortunately , we learned about it too late . by the time i got there , she 'd already gone . jack : but she was all right ? aidan : there were some complaints registered the night that she stayed there . a loud disagreement was heard from inside her room . reggie : wait , so you 're saying she was n't alone ? aidan : apparently not . jack : do n't tell me . it was lavery . aidan : well , we do n't know that for sure , but someone resembling jonathan was seen at the hotel that night . reggie : he did it , j , hmm ? he took her again . aidan : hey , slow down -- jack : let me be clear about one thing here . if it was jonathan lavery , when i get ahold of him -- erin : what -- what are you going to do , jack ? are you going to beat him up ? you going to kill him ? jack : looks like your brother may have kidnapped my daughter again , erin . erin : my brother loves your daughter , who , by the way , ran away all on her own . he 's not going to hurt her . reggie : you were n't around the last time your brother took lily , ok ? erin : ok , my brother was sick , and he 's a different person now . and no , no , jonathan is n't like you or me . neither is lily . but , god , does that mean that they do n't feel love the same way that we do ? because you know what , jack ? i 've seen them together , and they get giddy when they see each other the same way any `` normal couple `` would . love is love no matter who you are , and if you were lucky enough to find that , nobody 's got the right to take it away from you . [ scene_break ] [ lily gets upset when lots of people come close to her . ] lily : oh ! do n't touch ! do n't touch , do n't touch ! do n't touch . the people -- all the people -- jonathan : it 's ok . [ a loud horn sounds ] lily : too loud ! too loud ! jonathan : it 's ok . lily -- lily -- lily : it 's too loud , jonathan . jonathan : ok , no , think of it as a -- as a mathematical equation . it 's -- all the loud noises , it 's like an equation , ok ? it 's a plus b plus c equals the big city , ok , and a the traffic and the horns , and b is the noise and all the people talking loudly . but c -- c is kids laughing . can you focus on that ? can -- can you do that , lily lily : but what if no one 's laughing ? jonathan : well , then we 'll find another happy noise for you to focus on , like -- well , there 's bells and -- and there 's music and there 's -- lily : your voice ? [ lily and jonathan each hold one end of a scarf and continue walking . ] [ scene_break ] babe : so how 'd you pull it off ? did you buy off some guards or plan the perfect jailbreak ? or no , maybe -- maybe you used some of your clout and you bought some cops or the da or a judge . stuart : j.r. did n't do anything illegal . his bail got posted with `` special provisions . `` babe : and what were those ? `` do n't try to kill your wife , just spy on her from the bushes `` ? that 's real nice . stuart : i just wanted j.r. to see how things really are . babe : you did this , stuart ? i do n't know exactly what you said to your uncle to make him feel sorry for you , but do n't even bother telling it to me . `` i 've finally seen the light now , babe . `` it 's not going to cut it anymore , j.r . so i do n't want to hear how much you love me or what a big mistake you made , or how you 're never going to doubt me again , because i have heard it a million times and it 's never true . stuart : he 's -- if you 'd just let him speak -- j.r. : it 's all right , uncle stuart . babe 's right . i do n't deserve another chance , and you 'd be pretty stupid to give me one . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , listen to me . this is not our decision . we went to court , and the judge ruled in ryan 's favor . it is his decision to make , and believe me , we have tried everything else . bianca : ryan , can i please talk to you for just a minute ? please , this is – what you are about to do right now , it 's a matter of life and probably death . and i think it would n't hurt to take a minute and think about it . ryan : you do n't do anything until i get back . nothing . [ scene_break ] stuart : babe , if you 'd just hear my nephew out , i think -- i think you can -- i know a lot of words can be empty , but -- well , if you look into his eyes , i think you really can see that his heart has changed for the better . i know maybe you think it 's all phony , and he 's just making a fool out of me . well , it would n't be the first time that somebody made a fool out of me , but i do n't think i 'm wrong . so why do n't you just see for yourself ? ok ? j.r. : you were dead - on about my mother -- and my brother and tad and di , especially about you . how i kept doubting how much you loved me . hello , alcohol , and then watch me just start tearing everything down . babe : so he finally sees the light -- again ? j.r. : not `` again . `` finally . i know that you love me , babe . or loved me . babe : so if i was right about all of those things , am i right about this ? did you try to kill me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : why did you stop me from going in the room ? bianca : i just wanted you to take a minute and think about what it was you were about to do . ryan : and see things ? bianca : no . but if you do this , if you declare this war on zach , you ca n't take it back . you ca n't unshoot bullets -- just ask j.r . ryan : you 're not seriously comparing me to j.r. , are you ? bianca : no , i 'm not comparing you to j.r . i just do n't want you to do something that you 're going to regret . ryan : the longer that i wait -- bianca : the longer you wait , the more likely it is that your son will be born healthy . ryan : and kendall , your sister -- your sister -- if we take the baby out now , she could live . bianca : yeah . yeah , she could . she could live the rest of her life full of regret , and hating you for taking away her choices and for sacrificing her son . [ scene_break ] julia : i 'm sorry , zach , kendall 's icp number has n't changed . zach : well , it has n't gotten worse . kendall 's voice : i want a new nurse , someone slightly more encouraging than `` julia the bleak , `` please . julia : you ca n't take that as a sign that kendall is coming out of her coma . it just means that the pressure in her brain is holding steady , nothing more . zach : she 's coming out of it . julia : zach , she may never come out of it . kendall 's voice : oh , god . please , no . zach : get out . julia : you need to know the possibilities -- zach : i know , i do know . because i saw . it 's all i need . what i do n't need is for you to give me the worst - case scenario . she does n't need to hear that , either . so you 're done here . thank you for your help , get out . julia : zach -- kendall 's voice : the rest of my life ? trapped in here the rest of my life ? [ scene_break ] [ while the music plays , jonathan and lily frolic around the park until , sitting on a bench , she rests her head on his shoulder . ] singer : we do n't have to try to think the same thoughts , we just have a way of knowing everything 's gon na be ok singers : we 'll laugh till we cry , read each other 's minds , live with a smile , make it all worthwhile , make it all worthwhile . life has moments hard to describe , feeling great , feeling alive , never coming down from this mountain we 're on . always knowing we 're gon na be fine , feeling great , feeling alive never coming down from this mountain we 're on . the view is so clear , and it 's crazy up here singer : life is amazing with you on the ride [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're going about this the wrong way , jack . reggie : here it comes . aidan : you have the power to bring lily home safe , yet you refuse to use it . jack : so now you 've joined the ranks of the people who believe that it 's my fault my daughter ran away , is that right ? reggie : jack , you do n't have to listen to this bs , ok ? it 's bs . aidan : tell lily and jonathan that all is forgiven , that you 've changed your mind about them , that they can come back to pine valley and be together . you watch how fast they 'll come back . erin : that -- that 's actually a brilliant idea , aidan . i mean , lily ran away because you would n't let her be with my brother , and if lily is with jonathan now -- and i hope to god that she is , jack- then they 're not going to come back to pine valley if they know that you 're determined to keep them apart . i see two options for you , jack -- you can change your attitude or you can lose your daughter . [ scene_break ] babe : so you were wrong about everything , and you 've finally seen the light , and you 're ready to make amends . huh . but it 's obviously going to be a cold day in hell before you ever admit that you wanted me dead . j.r. : it feels impossible for me to say those words , babe , because i ca n't believe it ever happened . how i could get so angry and twisted that i would want to see you die ? the person who hurt kendall , who wanted to hurt you , is a stranger to me . but he is me . i 'm the person who pushed over all that heavy building material . i do n't know how i ever got to that point . but it feels to me like it was something or someone that i 'd seen on tv or -- it 's as if i was -- insane . babe : no . no , no , `` not guilty by reason of insanity `` ? come on , j.r . j.r. : no , no , i 'm not going there . i 'm just trying to work it out so that you could understand , so that i can understand . babe : ok , fine . fine , so you 're blown away by your nasty killer instinct . that does what for us ? we 're over , j.r . j.r. : i love you , babe . i want you back . [ scene_break ] stuart : hi . erica : stuart . my daughter could die . what do i do , stuart ? stuart : just -- just go on loving her . now , this reminds me so much of cooter . [ scene_break ] ryan : we do n't know what she wants . she never told you , she never told me . i do n't know . she never told me that she would die for our son . bianca : would n't you ? really , would n't you die for your son ? i mean -- it 's true , we do n't know . but zach says that kendall fell in love with your son , and i believe him , and babe testified to it . and if they 're right , then this is what kendall wants . ryan : `` if , `` bianca , `` if . `` bianca : i do n't want her to die . i do n't want her to die , either , but if -- if you 're not trying to do what she wants , then i do n't understand what it is you are trying to do . ryan : i am trying to save kendall because i -- because i love her . [ scene_break ] zach : i love you . i do n't even think you know how much . and it wo n't be long before spike 's going to come join us . but not yet . he 's going to have to stay in there a little longer . so you 're going to have to hang in there . ok ? because we have a life to plan , you and me and the little slugger . and you know what ? um -- i 've been kicking around some ideas . some good , some -- but i 'm not going to tell you about them because i want to make sure that you 're both ok . and i know you do n't like surprises , i do n't like them , either . so , tell you what , i 'll make you a deal . you open your eyes right now , and i 'll let you plan all our trips . come on , kendall , that 's a good deal . just open your eyes . spike needs his mom . and i -- i need you , too . kendall 's voice : i need you . i wo n't let you lose another person you love , zach . zach : i ca n't let you die , kendall . it 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] bianca : you love kendall as a friend . ryan : i 'm in love with her . i loved her so deeply back in the day . maybe that just -- maybe that just never went away , or -- or maybe it came back . i have no idea . all i know is that right now in this moment , right now , i 'm feeling everything that i have ever felt for her , everything . i felt -- from the first moment that i touched her , the first conversation that we had to the first argument -- everything . i 'm too late , are n't i ? [ scene_break ] zach : oh , god , do n't tell me . it 's -- antigua . that 's what it was . legend has it that there is a magic tree in the rainforest , and if you were to hammer a nail into the trunk of that tree , all the leaves would get miraculous healing powers . so that 's what i want to do . i want to take you there , and i 'll bring the biggest nail i can find , and i 'll nail it in that tree , and i 'll -- i 'll take the leaves , and i 'll put them right here like that . see ? then you would open your eyes . and you 'd try to speak , but you could n't because i 'd be kissing all over you . that would be it , the beginning of the rest of our lives . just you , me , and spike . and this -- whatever this is -- this nightmare is going to be behind us forever . [ scene_break ] babe : you love me , and you 're sorry , and you want me back . how many times have i heard that one before , j.r. , and how many times have you gone back on your word ? j.r. : i do n't know . 10 ? 20 ? 200 ? i have no idea , babe . all i know is it 's different this time . babe : mm - hmm . i 've heard that one before , too . j.r. : well , uncle stuart posted my bail and got me out of there . he took me on a pine valley eavesdropping tour to hear how everybody really felt about me . babe : and this is supposed to make me feel better how ? j.r. : i heard you tell jamie that you love me , josh and jamie both , and you had no idea that i was there . i heard you say that you loved me despite of all the terrible things that i 've done , and that 's when it really hit home . i know that you should hate me right now , but you do n't . you love me , and i was an idiot to ever doubt that . babe : ok . so you believe that i love you . but do you believe that this marriage was never one big plot to steal our son ? j.r. : i believe everything you 've said , since we took those vows in that garden . babe : so all it took was you facing a prison sentence . gee , if i 'd only known . j.r. : it should 've never come down to this . i should 've trusted you all along . look , i ca n't change the million times that i screwed up , but i can come clean now . i have some faith . maybe it 's too little too late , but i love you from everything that 's inside me , and i want to have that life with you and my son . look , i 'm not going to blame anybody else for this anymore . i 'm not going to blame my father , i 'm not going to blame my mother and all the history that i have with you . i 'm going to take full responsibility , and i can not presume that this is going to mean anything to you , but i do miss you . and if there 's any chance that we could have a family again -- babe : j.r. , it does n't matter how sincere you are right now . the second that you crack open another bottle of booze , i 'm ducking for cover . i ca n't live my life like that . i wo n't . j.r. : babe -- [ scene_break ] aidan : listen , jack , i wo n't do anything without your ok . but if you do sign off on it , well , then i 'll let my men know to distribute fliers , signs -- whatever it takes to let lily and jonathan know that they can come back and they can be a couple . no tricks , no games , just back home where they belong . jack : you 're asking me to do a complete 180 here , aidan . aidan : to get your daughter back home safe as soon as possible , yeah , that 's right . [ jack sighs ] reggie : do n't do it , jack . you ca n't possibly sign off on lily getting back with jonathan , he 's a monster . erin : listen . listen . jonathan and lily are obviously determined to be together whether you consent to it or not . lily and jonathan need to be around family and friends that they can turn to when they need support . jack , are you -- seriously , are you just this determined to be stubborn and leave them all alone out there with only each other to depend on ? jack : do it . [ scene_break ] lily : next time at boules , i 'll allow for inconsistencies in the sand for my trajectory calculations . after another snack , would you like to play chess again ? jonathan : i 'm not sure . i 'm not sure . maybe we should go pack to the hotel . maybe we should go back to the -- to the hotel . lily : but we 've only explored roughly four square miles of manhattan . there 's still 27 square miles to visit . jonathan : lily , i think we have to stop now and -- i do n't -- i do n't want to ruin anything , ok , and i have a headache . it was n't bad at first , but it 's -- it 's wetting curse . it 's getting worse . last time i had a headache is when i had the tumor , and -- and i did all those bad things . lily , i -- i do n't want to hurt you . lily : jonathan , you 'd never hurt me . you 've helped me so many times . i believe you . jonathan : what if i 'm wrong ? lily : ok , jonathan , please lean forward . jonathan : lily , if i 'm sick again or if i -- if i start to hurt you -- lily : no , jonathan , tension , dehydration , and heat can all cause headaches , not just tumors , which are statistically extremely rare . so please lean forward . jonathan : thank you , lily . lily : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] stuart : cooter was my dog when i was a little kid . erica : i 'm sorry . i just -- i do n't see how this could relate to kendall . stuart : cooter -- cooter taught me that there are some things in life you just ca n't fix . we just have so little control , really , if you think about it , and cooter knew that . he knew that if he waited long enough , it would work out just as it should . so -- here 's my point . he was 12 years old , and he was looking rather poorly one morning and -- well , he jumped up in my bed and licked me on the chin , and then he put his head on my chest and closed his eyes and got real still , like he was waiting . and then he opened his eyes , and he licked me on the chin again , and lived for four more years ! cooter went on living . he was -- he was a hundred years old in people years when he died . erica : stuart , i know you 're really trying , and i thank you for that , i really do . i just do n't think anything is going to make this any easier . [ scene_break ] ryan : maybe if i just realized this before , maybe i -- i -- bianca : ryan , they -- they love each other , kendall and zach . they 're married . ryan : i know . and kendall always accuses me of never letting her be her , never accepting what she does or why she does it . bianca : because you always knew better ? [ scene_break ] lily : you 're very handsome . how does your head feel ? jonathan : i feel -- i feel much better . thank you . the ice was a really good idea . lily : you know , you helped me a lot today . when i was about to freak out because of all the noise , and you told me to eliminate the bad and just concentrate on the good . and then i helped you when you had a headache and -- and i helped you feel better and not afraid . jonathan : we -- we worked -- we worked together as a team . lily : i love you . i can feel a difference . jonathan : i -- lily -- lily , you know that you do n't have to say that , ok ? because i 'm happy if you just like me -- lily : no , i know that . but i do love you . and i had my birthday , and i 'd like to talk about marriage now . jonathan : well , i -- i would like to talk about marriage , too . lily , will you marry me ? lily : yes . i 'd like that very much . [ scene_break ] jack : just please , aidan , call me when you hear anything on lily , please . aidan : absolutely . jack : great . aidan : i 'm going to call my associates now and have them plaster new york city , just to let lily and jonathan know that all is forgiven . jack : thank you very much . let 's go . reggie : wait . dad , you 're not seriously considering changing your mind about lily and jonathan , are you ? jack : i want your sister back home . i want her safe , back with us . reggie : yeah . jack : once she 's there , all bets are off . [ scene_break ] aidan : i 'm going to fax over the fliers to you as soon as i have them ready , ok ? erin : this is kind of unbelievable . jack 's letting the grudge against jonathan go . i -- aidan : well , let 's just hope he means it . erin : hmm . hmm . aidan : anyway , when did you become an expert on love ? erin : well , the concept is new to me , but i 'm a quick learner , and i kind of have an amazing teacher . aidan : really ? erin : yeah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i admitted that i 'm an alcoholic . i got myself into an outpatient detox program . i have to have this card signed every time i attend an aa meeting . babe : i 'm impressed . j.r. : i need help . and i ca n't do it alone . and am i excited about it ? no , i 'd rather chug shards of glass . but i am determined to make a change . a change for the better . babe : i 'm really happy for you . j.r. : now , you understand where i 'm coming from , what i feel . so is it still `` in your dreams , j.r. `` ? or are you willing to give it another go ? can you ever forgive me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : derek , it 's my call . [ knock on door ] ryan : zach ? it 's ryan . zach : what is it ? what , you come down to break the door open for your little swat team ? ryan : no , i 've come to join you . erica : what ? ryan -- ryan : you asked for my word that i was on kendall 's side , and i 'm giving that to you now . i will not take the baby , and we will do this kendall 's way . [ zach removes the barricade and allows ryan to enter kendall 's room . ] [ next_on ] babe : this is your chance , j.r. no witnesses . just you and me . you can either help me up or push me under . ryan : what is that -- what is that monitor ? is it her heart ? doctor : she has n't arrested . josh : it 's the icp monitor . if you do n't make a decision , we lose kendall now .
jack and reggie go and angrily tell aidan that he is useless in helping them find lily . she is out there all alone . and jack is very worried that jonathan may have found her and could hurt her . erin reminds jack , however , that her brother loves his daughter . she tells him that the two of them have a love that is no less real than it would be if they did not have the mental conditions that they both have . and she tells him he better hope that lily is with jonathan and not alone or with somebody else . in new york , jonathan helps lily stay away from crowds , loud noises , touching and red . he gets a headache and remembers it feels like it did before he was diagnosed with the tumor . and he 's afraid he will turn into the person he was before the surgery and hurt her . she tells him , however , that the statistical likelihood of his having a tumor again is highly unlikely . she concludes that he must be dehydrated and she helps him . everybody still has no clue what to do with kendall and her baby while she is still comatose . ryan agrees to do things zach 's way . but the doctors announce that they must make a decision now or else kendall will die . jr is ready to ask for babe 's forgiveness now that he knows he can trust her . but she tells him that she 's been forgiving him and making excuses for him too many times and can not do it again .
angie : oh , darling , it 's all here . oh , my goodness , there 's a drug analysis , adam 's blood results , david 's history , proof that the prescription labels are counterfeit -- jake : right . angie : i mean , how can the ethics committee not see that david was the one that gave adam the drugs that impaired him and caused cardiac arrest ? jake : i just wish that we had a fingerprint on a prescription bottle or something , you know ? angie : yeah , but it 's almost as good , and the ethics committee has the power to strip david of his position and his privileges and maybe even contest his license to practice medicine , and if we 're lucky , david will find a new rock to crawl under far away from pine valley . jake : i ca n't believe it because i never thought this day would come . i never really thought it would come . [ knock at door ] angie : heh , well , it 's here . amanda : hey . jake : hey . amanda : am i interrupting ? jake : no , you know what ? um , question . how many doctors does it take to -- to change a light bulb ? amanda : how many ? jake : i do n't know . i was actually asking you how many -- never mind . how are you ? what are you doing here ? amanda : i 'm good . it 's a routine checkup . jake : yeah ? amanda : the desk nurse said you were still here , so i thought i 'd come and say hello . jake : yes , it 's a lovely hello . amanda : hey -- amanda : so is it true ? i mean , is david actually going to be busted ? jake : busted , thrown out on his ass , and kicked out of town . [ scene_break ] krystal : what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] liza : i can explain . jesse : i bet you can . liza : i was in the house . jesse : to kill adam ? liza : no , i did n't kill stuart , but i know who did . jesse : you know who murdered stuart chandler . liza : yeah , i do n't care what zach slater is saying . i was on the terrace , and the only one i saw there was kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't understand . zach just told me to stay away from him for good , to just forget about him . ryan : he 's trying to protect you , kendall . kendall : well , why would he have to protect me ? he 's the one who needs protecting . i mean , he 's the one who -- he confessed . oh , my god . oh , my god . zach confessed because he thinks i killed stuart . you think i killed him , too ? ryan : no . kendall , i do n't think you killed stuart . i know you would tell me if you did . kendall : well , zach thinks i did , and his confession is a lie . he 's doing it to protect me . [ scene_break ] zach : i 've waived my right to an attorney . judge : given the gravity of the charges against you , i highly recommend you at least seek advice of counsel . kendall : your honor , i 'm mr. slater 's counsel . [ scene_break ] jake : we -- we have documentation , a drug analysis that shows that adam was given a combination of benzodiazepine and digitalis , right ? so adam 's confusion , his impaired judgment , his cardiac arrest , all are a result of these drugs . amanda : so it could really happen . david could finally be stopped . jake : by the time the ethics committee is done with him , he will not be the chief of staff . he might even lose his license to practice medicine at all , and this guy 's going to have a cloud so dark over him he 's going to have to move to another planet just to get a light . [ scene_break ] krystal : angie tested adam 's medication . they know you switched those pills . david : no , they suspect it . that 's one thing . proving it beyond a reasonable doubt , that is another . i am not going to go down for this . krystal : what are you going to do ? david : what i always do , krystal . i 'm going to fight . krystal : do you have a plan ? david : i 'm going to say or do whatever i need to to beat this . i 've already lost my children , my grandson . i 'll de damned if i 'm going to lose my job , too . [ scene_break ] liza : so i went into the house to see colby , and upstairs , there she was . she was sleeping , and then i heard someone coming , so i left , and outside , on the terrace , i saw kendall . jesse : did she see you ? liza : i do n't know . i do n't think so . jesse : was she by the terrace doors ? liza : yes , yes , she was . god , i -- just hate doing this . jesse : what ? telling the truth ? liza : come on , you think i 'm enjoying this ? jesse : well , the best way to protect yourself is to shine a light on someone else , right ? liza : yeah , listen . kendall and i have known each other for a long time , and i 've recently met zach . he 's a good man . i do n't want to hurt them . jesse : all right , so back to the truth . did kendall have a gun ? liza : yes , she had a gun . jesse : did you see her pull the trigger ? liza : well , no , no . i left , but i heard the shot . it was a few seconds later . jesse : a few seconds . how many seconds ? 10 , 5 , 15 ? liza : i do n't know . i only took a few steps . not many . [ scene_break ] zach : that 's kendall hart , my ex - wife , not an attorney . judge : ms. hart , given that you are not the defendant 's attorney , i suggest you be seated . kendall : you ca n't let this happen . judge : one more outburst , and you will be cited for contempt . ryan : ok , let 's sit down . let 's sit down . kendall : ok , all right . judge : zach slater , you are charged with murder in the first degree . how do you plead ? zach : guilty . judge : the defendant has entered a plea of guilty . sentencing will be set for wednesday , june 3 . mr. slater , you will remain in custody . you will be transferred to the state prison as soon as possible to await sentencing . kendall : this ca n't be happening . judge : court is adjourned . kendall : this is wrong . this is wrong . zach , i know why you 're doing this . you 're doing it to protect me , because you think that i killed stuart , but i did n't do it . i 'm telling you i did not kill him . please , you have to change your plea . you have to tell them the truth . zach : i did tell them the truth . i pulled the trigger , killed a man , innocent man , a good man . go take care of the kids . you make sure she does . ryan : i will . man : come on , let 's go . kendall : no , wait a minute , zach . come on , zach , please ! i mean , is it possible ? do you think zach really did it ? did he really kill stuart ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you do n't have to fight them . i know any hospital in the country would be happy to have you on their staff . david : i am not running , krystal . i 'm going to stay . i 'm going to fight , and i 'm going to win . krystal : they 're going to crucify you . david : i have never backed down from a fight in my life . when something this important is at stake , i fight to win , and i take no prisoners . krystal : this is n't about your damn job . this is about amanda 's baby , your baby . you want to stay close so that you can grab that baby as soon as it 's born . david : ok , you 're right . that baby is one of the principal reasons i 'm staying in pine valley . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach wanted to kill adam if ian died , and i told him -- i said if he could n't , then i would , and now , adam 's alive , stuart is dead , and zach 's going to prison for the rest of his life . i mean , maybe he did n't confess to protect me . maybe he confessed because he did it , and he did n't want to have a , you know , the big trial and all the craziness and publicity . he wanted to spare the boys . ryan : whatever the reason , this is his choice , kendall . this is what he wanted . kendall : zach said he did n't want the boys to know him , ryan . he wanted me and us to forget him . and how could he say that ? how could he mean that , to never want to hold spike again , to never want to see ian ? i do n't think he means that . i think -- i do n't believe it , and i need to do something . ryan : you know , what you can do is you can love the boys , ok ? that 's what you can do . you can raise them to be the men that zach would be proud of . kendall : i have to get back to the hospital . ryan : are you going to be all right ? kendall : ian will not see his mother cry again . i 've done enough of that lately . ryan : call me later , ok ? kendall : ok . it 's over . zach confessed . j.r. : what happened ? ryan : he 's in custody . he 's going to be transferred to the state prison until he 's sentenced . j.r. : well , i guess that 's some sort of closure , knowing that uncle stuart 's killer 's behind bars . scott : that damn valve . i wanted to save lives , but instead , i almost cost slater 's son his life , and it got my father killed . [ scene_break ] jesse : kendall inside ? ryan : no , she left . jesse : know where she is ? i 've got a few questions . ryan : why ? the case is closed . zach confessed . jesse : yeah , well , we both know why he did that , do n't we ? ryan : yeah , because he did it . jesse : no , because he 's protecting somebody , ryan , that same somebody that you are protecting . [ scene_break ] gayle : dr. hayward ? david : i ca n't talk right now , gayle . gayle : i know , the ethics committee . i 've been so worried . david : well , that 's very sweet of you to be concerned . gayle : you 're important to me . david : as you are to me . gayle : did you get my message ? david : yes , i did . i do n't know what i would do without you . gayle : then you 're not worried ? david : no , no . you look absolutely radiant today . angie : they 're waiting for us . are you ready ? david : i would n't miss it for the world . [ scene_break ] scott : we tried to play god , j.r. , and he slammed us . we think we are so clever . we think we are so great . we can decide if a child lives , and we can make a little money in the process , but he showed us , did n't he ? he took the one person who does n't care about money , whose intentions are so good and so pure . no , because of our choices , because of our arrogance , i lost my father , adam lost his brother , and little slater lost his dad . j.r. : it 's all true . we screwed up , but that does n't mean that we give up . we ca n't fix this . we ca n't make this right , but we can use this to make better decisions . scott : yeah , well , my first decision ? i am burying this valve with my father . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm not protecting anyone here , jesse . i 'm not protecting kendall . i know for a fact that she did not pull that trigger . jesse : you say that as if you were there with her , and before you say anything else , i just need you to know that i have a witness that was there on the property that night . ryan : ok , yeah , i was there . jesse : you lied to me , ryan . you said kendall was in the chapel . ryan : she went to the chandler 's . jesse : and you went after her . ryan : yes , i did . jesse : well , i appreciate the cooperation thus far , but i 'm going to need just a few more details . ryan : well , the only details are she was angry . i know she was angry , and i knew that i had to be the one to go get her . that 's it . jesse : did she have a gun ? ryan : no , she did not have a gun . kendall : adam saw me at his house with a gun . jesse : then what ? ryan : then we ran . we ran . she did n't do it , jesse . jesse : so you were there with kendall when the gun went off . ryan : yes , we were together when we heard the shot . jesse : got anything else to add to that ? ryan : no , that 's it . jesse : turn around , please . ryan : why , why , why ? jesse : obstruction of justice for one . ryan : what are you talking about , jesse ? i just told you the truth . jesse : well , that 's highly debatable , and i know for certain you lied to me on the night of the murder . i just want to keep you on ice until i speak to kendall and make sure her recollections are the same as yours , ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall : oh . liza : oh , excuse me , i did n't -- kendall : oh , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . liza : kendall , hi . kendall : liza , hi . hi , i heard that you were back . liza : yeah , in the flesh . kendall : yeah , and very pregnant , i might add . liza : yes . kendall : yeah , um -- so are you in town long ? liza : well , i 've come to see colby , but we are really going to have to catch up one of these days , huh ? kendall : yeah , but listen . are you ok ? liza : i 'm fine . i just -- stuart 's , you know , death and all . kendall : yeah . well , you know , i think -- why do n't you sit down a minute ? seriously , i think stress is not good for the baby . just sit for a minute . liza : oh , thank you . kendall : or i 'm going to sic a doctor right on you . liza : ok , well , how -- how are you doing ? kendall : well , i just came from my ex - husband 's arraignment . no -- no lawyer , no trial . he refuses to fight . liza : i was afraid of that when i offered to be his counsel . kendall : i -- i did n't know that you knew zach . liza : oh , yeah , we met briefly at the casino . kendall : wow , represent the man accused of killing your mother 's husband . that 's very generous of you . liza : well , he turned me down . listen , kendall , honey , i really have to go . my mother 's due back , and , you know , she needs me . kendall : oh , of course , of course . well , we 'll catch up soon . you could fill me in on when you became a lawyer . liza : i 'd like that . kendall : good . [ scene_break ] zach : so what do we do now ? man : you 'll enjoy one of our lovely cells until we arrange transport to the state pen . officer : ballistics report , bullets match the weapon found on mr. slater . man : other prints ? officer : yeah , some still unidentified latents , but they 're mostly his . i 've got a call into chief hubbard . man : well , we do n't need him . perp confessed . case closed . put the gun in a shoebox . well , this may be the first time i can say it 's been a pleasure . [ scene_break ] marian : how are you , darling , and your baby ? liza : oh , mom , please . i 'm more concerned about you right now . marian : a real - estate convention . it 's a stupid real - estate convention . i kissed him good - bye . i told him i 'd be home in time to help him pick our strawberries . stuart liked making shortcake , and now i 'm planning his funeral . liza : mom , i 'm so sorry . come here . sit down . sit down . [ marian cries ] marian : oh , oh . oh , my god . what am i going to do without him ? liza : mom , i 'm here . i 'm here for you . you 've been by my side for so much . just let me be here for you now . marian : ah , i was n't always so supportive of you , darling . you know , back when you were younger , with tad , all those affairs . oh , my god , so many men . liza : mom , that is history . marian : yeah . because of stuart . they say people ca n't change , liza , but stuart just turned me inside out . he found the love in me that i did n't even know i had . he was my one true love . [ scene_break ] krystal : yes , i know i 've called before , several times . yes , marissa tasker . i know , i know . you told me she moved out . are you telling me that she has n't been in touch at all ? [ door closes ] krystal : thank you . marissa : krystal ? i hope you do n't mind . the door was open . krystal : you came back . marissa : not for the reason you think . [ scene_break ] david : i have never kept my personal feelings towards adam chandler a secret . i hate the man , not the least for which he endangered the life of a child with his faulty heart valve . now , i 'm sure i speak for many of the people in this community when i say i wish that bullet found adam instead of his brother stuart , but does that mean that i tampered with his medication ? drugged him intentionally to make him seem incompetent ? of course , not . but believe me , the man is capable of doing that all by himself . though i have to admit , there was a certain genius to the plan . angie : you threatened mr. chandler on numerous occasions . you 're more than familiar with the medication in question . you have access to blank hospital prescription labels that you could forge . david : i believe dr. martin is equally familiar with the drug in question , and did n't you threaten adam chandler ? jake : well , i 'm not being brought up in front of the ethics committee , but are you saying that you did n't switch the meds ? i mean , are you stating that for the record ? david : i can assure you , dr. polansky , i have too much respect for this hospital , for our profession , to so grossly abuse my position . i would never allow my personal feelings of disgust to in any way override my professional ethics . jake : honest , can i just say that , honestly , that 's exactly what dr. hayward does ? he has a long history of doing that , using his skill and his private lab to bring harm to people . does anybody remember the libidizone fiasco ? or , in 2005 , he had his license revoked ? in fact , at one point in time , he was demoted to janitor of this hospital because he was not fit to touch patients . david : all right . now , that is something dr. martin is saying which is actually true . yes , i have made some mistakes in the past , all of which i paid dearly for and from which i learned a great deal . now , i would never risk the career that i worked so hard for or squander the talent that i 've been so blessed with and treasure to bring down adam chandler or any other person , for that matter . angie : you and adam were at each other 's throats over little adam 's custody , and you lost . david : ok . yes , that is true , but does that in turn mean that i drugged adam chandler into senility out of revenge ? of course , not . i mean , let 's be honest here . if that were true , and you had any cold hard evidence of this , you would have brought me to the police to have me arrested , right ? so why am i here ? i 'll tell you why . because all you have are your suspicions and your hatred toward me . it 's certainly not enough to convict me in a court of law and not even enough to bring me before this committee , frankly . all right , let me tell you something . if there was a vendetta here , it is against me , ok ? i am the victim . i have had to suspend both dr. hubbard and dr. martin on separate occasions for being flagrantly irresponsible , and ever since the day i took over from joe martin , they have wanted me gone , ok ? they resented my position here . so why do n't we just get down to brass tacks ? it 's not too difficult to figure out your plan . you agree to keep this between us , in exchange for which i step down as chief , and i leave town to practice medicine elsewhere . that 's pretty much it , right ? jake : well , are you admitting that you did it ? are you admitting that you did it ? gayle : i did it . and i 've continued to give the pills to mr. chandler . jake : because dr. hayward told you to do that , right ? gayle : no , because i love him . [ angie moans ] gayle : i wanted to help him . i saw how much dr. hayward loved his grandson , how much he deserved to be with that little boy . when mr. chandler started turning the child against him , i could n't just stand there and do nothing . angie : oh , please . she 's lying . david : all right . nurse gayle , why would you endanger the life of a patient ? you do realize that you broke trust with this hospital . gayle : i did it for you . i almost got caught . erica kane became suspicious , but i was careful . no one knew , until now . woman : this is very serious charge . gayle : i 'd do it again . jake : you are a great actress . you 're a sucky nurse , but you 're a great actress . gayle : it 's the truth . i 'll sign a confession , whatever you want . dr. polansky : nurse walker , you are hereby relived of your duties . you will be brought up before the nursing board . they can decide if criminal charges will be pursued . angie : you are so dismissed . gayle : i did it for you . dr. polansky : i believe the matter 's been resolved . david : thank you . thank you very much . that went well . do n't you think ? angie : you know , you may be chief of staff and a brilliant surgeon , but some day , you are going to go too far , cross a line that you can never , ever come back from , and , finally , we will all have justice . the only thing that i pray for is that day is not too far away . david : you can wear out your knees in prayer all you want , doctor . sometimes god 's answer is a simple no . [ scene_break ] krystal : but you 're here . marissa : i heard on the news about scott 's adoptive father being killed . it made me think about a lot of things -- losing my parents , how alone i felt , and then i found out i had you and david . family is family . krystal : whether you like it or not . marissa : yeah , something like that . look , i just think that maybe i overreacted , got slammed , slammed back , and left . krystal : but walking away did n't make it go away ? marissa : god , i do n't know if this is the craziest thing i 've ever done or the smartest , but i was thinking that maybe i owed you another chance , you and david . no promises , but maybe if i do this , maybe some day i 'll understand . [ scene_break ] david : nurse walker , may i have a moment of your time , please ? you were brilliant . gayle : really ? david : spectacular . you had this room in palm of your hands . you had my life in your hands , and you saved me . thank you . [ david hands gayle a check ] gayle : dr. hayward , this is -- well , it 's so much more than we discussed . david : yeah , yeah . there 's something else i would like you to do for me , if that 's all right . i have a patient . it 's a special case in a private facility . it 's some distance from here . now , this patient requires around - the - clock care . i ca n't be there as much as i would like to . the staff there is competent enough , but i would feel so much better if someone with your skill , your talent , your compassion is there on my behalf . do you think you can do that ? gayle : nothing would make me happier . david : you 'd do that for me ? gayle : i 'll leave immediately . david : all right . here , this is the address , ok ? gayle : you will visit ? david : absolutely , as often as i can . you really have been a godsend . thank you . [ scene_break ] marian : scott , i want to put up some of stuart 's paintings . scott : yeah . marian : so that people can see what a genius he was , feel his -- his goodness and his love . scott : they will . marian : i just -- i want this to be a true celebration of his life , and how he died , the murder , will have no place within these walls . scott : no , we will leave that at the door , and we will send that off to the angels in style . marian : oh , scott , stuart loved you so much . i ca n't tell you how happy i am that you 're here right now . scott : being back here , it 's made me realize i 've got family , and i miss that . liza : yeah , me , too . marian : well , i have to tell you that stuart would be so happy . scott : i swear that he is working his magic from up there . marian : yeah . scott : bringing this family back together again . [ scene_break ] zach : what the hell are you doing here ? ryan : jesse has a witness . he knows that kendall was at chandler 's . now , i told him that i was with her when the gun went off , that we were together , away from the house , and we heard the shot together . zach : but you were n't together ? ryan : no , we were n't . zach : no , and now , you 're here , and jesse 's looking for kendall . what if your stories do n't match ? ryan : if you confessed because you think that kendall did it , you made a mistake , zach . she did n't do it . zach : how would you think that ? because you do n't want to believe it ? [ scene_break ] kendall : sleep well , sweet boy . mamma loves you . jesse : how 's he doing ? kendall : he 's better . jesse : hey , you got a minute ? kendall : yeah , sure . i 'll be right back . jesse : yeah , i 'm just investigating a few loose ends . now , kendall , the night that stuart was murdered , you said that you were here ? kendall : i was . when i thought ian had died , i went to the chapel to pray , and it worked . jesse : yeah , but you were n't in the chapel . you were n't wandering the halls . you were n't up on the roof . kendall , i have two witnesses that place you at the chandlers ' the night that stuart was killed . [ scene_break ] david : great news . i 've been cleared . the ethics committee ruled in my favor . what do you say we celebrate ? krystal : there 's even more to celebrate . marissa 's back . she wants to give us another chance . it could happen . we could finally be a family . [ scene_break ] liza : hey . what you thinking ? j.r. : just how much i want this over . liza : yeah . j.r. : i want slater in prison , uncle stuart buried , and my dad healthy so we can start being a family again . we could honor uncle stuart 's memory . liza : yeah . what -- kinder , gentler chandler ? you think adam will go for that ? j.r. : i do n't know . at least this will be over , and we can have a fresh start . liza : yeah . yeah , i hope so . [ scene_break ] ryan : she told me . kendall told me about the pact . that does n't mean that she did it . zach : when jesse stopped me at the hospital , kendall left with one thing on her mind . officer : all right . come on , slater . got a nice little cell waiting for you . [ scene_break ] kendall : yes , i was at the chandlers ' . jesse : so what happened that night , kendall ? kendall : i thought ian had died , and i was so angry , so i went to the terrace , and i looked through the door , and i saw j.r. and adam . they were arguing , and j.r. had a gun . i heard someone coming , so i hid . jesse : did you see who it was ? kendall : no . i do n't know who it was . it was just some woman . after that , i went back into the house , and i saw a gun on the floor , so i picked it up , and then , i saw tad , but it was like he had been hit , and he was passed out , so i kept looking for adam , and i ended up back on the terrace . that 's when i finally saw adam alone . i thought it was adam , so i pointed the gun at him , ready to make him pay , but i could n't do it , so i ran . jesse : you ran where ? kendall : well , i ran towards the garden , and that 's when i heard the gunshot go off , and i just kept running . i just wanted to get away . ryan : that was a gunshot . kendall : so that 's when i saw ryan in the garden , and then we left . jesse : you 're sure you 're not leaving something out here ? i have a confession . kendall : ok . i saw zach with a gun . jesse : kendall , why did n't you tell me all of this in the first place ? you wanted to protect zach , right ? kendall : yeah . jesse : so just to be clear , you were alone when the gun went off ? kendall : yes . yes , i said i was alone when i heard the gunshot go off . are we done here , jesse , because i 'd really like to get back to ian ? jesse : yeah , we 're done . kendall : thank you . my baby . ryan 's voice : we heard the shot . kendall 's voice : i heard the shot . ryan 's voice : we were together . kendall 's voice : i was alone . angie : jesse , i heard about the arraignment . jesse : yeah . i do n't think zach killed stuart . angie : he confessed . jesse : i think kendall did it . angie : but zach took the blame so the mother of his child could stay with their son . jesse , if you arrest her , you 'll be doing just that , keeping her away from her son . jesse : yeah . if i do n't do anything , a father , an innocent man , is taken away from his son . baby , i 'm not sure i can do that .
angie find proof that david been behind changing the prescription labels on the pills that had been given to adam . amanda interrupts angie and jake . jake questions amanda as to what she is doing here . liza tells jesse to let her explain . jesse tells her that he bets she can . liza tells jesse that she had seen kendall on the patio with a gun . kendall tells ryan that zach had told her to stay away from him . ryan lets her know that zach is trying to protect her . in the courtroom , zach tells the judge that he had waived his right to an attorney . kendall steps up and tells the judge that she is his lawyer . zach denies kendall being his lawyer . the judge orders kendall to sit down . jake tells amanda what david had done to adam . krystal tells david that angie had proof that david had switched the labels on the prescription bottles . david assures her that he had a plan . zach pleads guilty to murder . kendall tells j.r. that zach confessed to murder . david , angie , jake and gayle appear before the ethics committee .
[ amanda tears out pages from a bridal magazine ] jake : hey . amanda : hi . jake : i ca n't find my other slipper . what 's all this ? amanda : i am planning the wedding of my dreams . look . i even downloaded a checklist off the internet . jake : hmm . it 's missing something . where 's the honeymoon ? amanda : oh . that is -- i got that right here . look . we 've got maui , tahiti -- oh , italy . look . we can go anywhere we want . jake : that 's nice , italy -- or ronkonkoma . it 's a tossup . let 's make it happen . amanda : mmm . [ kissing ] jake : is that a yes ? amanda : that is a yes . jake : uh - oh . [ scene_break ] singer : harmony harmony livin ' in a world -- krystal : good morning . can i get you a table , or this is a grab - and - go ? liza : no . actually , krystal , i 'd really like to talk to you about tad . krystal : ca n't we do something more pleasant like , say , pour scalding coffee on our laps ? [ scene_break ] damon : you said it was important . tad : it is . i got the -- the dna samples , stuart 's dna samples , and i had angie run every test she could think of on the things , and i 'm sorry . it is the truth . he 's not your biological son . damon : it 's no surprise , really . bailey said he was n't , anyway . so -- no more paying for child support now , right ? that 's awesome . tad : do n't do that . not to me . it hurts . it 's got to . damon : i 'm cool . tad : really ? damon : really . i 'm cool . tad : that 's funny , because , you know , if somebody up and told me that you were n't my boy , i 'd be hurting pretty badly . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] scott : hey . where are the rain clouds ? annie : inside the gatehouse . i do n't know how many more buckets i can shove under the leaking ceiling . scott : ok , ok , what happened ? annie : i do n't know ! i called a plumber to come check it out , and i 'm just hoping it 's a pipe and not the roof . ugh ! scott : ok , i 'll check it out after the interview . i am announcing chandler 's breakthrough new product . annie : hmm . you 're making the right move , scotty . palmer would want you to take this and run with it . scott : it does n't make stealing his invention any less illegal . annie : who are you hurting ? come on . we need to make you look your best . you are a power player now . scott : what are you doing ? j.r. : did you think i would n't find out ? marissa : there are a bunch of reporters by the gate . j.r. : yeah , because someone inside this family talked to the press . oh , yeah , they leaked this little jewel : dad left town because he was betrayed by one of his own . colby : do you guys hear what the reporters are saying outside ? marissa : yes , we 've heard . annie : it was n't me . colby : have n't you done enough damage to this family , annie ? scott : ok , enough ! we need to get this rumor under control now . j.r. : you almost sound like a real chandler . scott : i will address this with stephanie during the interview . j.r. : oh , you 're going ahead with the `` herald `` ? well , thank you very much for keeping me in the loop . scott : we need to present a united front . colby , go get changed . we will have the interview here . excuse me . yeah , hi , melanie ? yeah , scott chandler . i need you to connect me with stephanie gandel , please . thank you . marissa : why do n't we just go to breakfast -- you , me , and a.j . ? j.r. : did you see her ? annie 's gon na find a way to score face time with that reporter , and who knows what kind of lies are gon na pour out of her mouth ? marissa : what are you more worried about , lies or the truth ? j.r. : do you want to sit here and listen to her spread nasty things about us and our marriage ? marissa : no . that 's why i 'm leaving . are you coming with me ? j.r. : i ca n't . marissa : god . j.r. : marissa , wait . damn it ! scott : did you leak this story to the press ? annie : trust me , scott . i would never hurt you or chandler . i 'm too invested in both . [ scene_break ] tad : are you sure you do n't want something to eat ? damon : you should see the breakfast spread at the chandlers ' , man . tad : [ chuckles ] ooh . mmm . oh , forgive me . i mean , it 's nice having a staff , but , you know , occasionally , a man gets tired of waking up to poached eggs and truffle oil , you know ? at times , the body longs for something a little more homey , and if that 's the case with you , then -- then the man cave is still available . damon : really ? tad : mm - hmm . really . damon : would that come with a curfew , though ? because , you know , i 'm not one of the kids . tad : no , you 're not . um , ok . i 'll make you a deal . if you were to , say , tell me where you are and when abouts you thought about getting home , i think i 'd be happy to let you come and go . damon : i 'm gon na need access to a car on a regular basis . tad : what ? is this now a negotiation ? damon : well , show me what you got . [ scene_break ] liza : krystal , i 'm sorry i was such a jerk when it came to tad . it 's just that , you know , we were so happy . and then all of a sudden he just turned on me , and i do n't know why . krystal : you know , i really think this is a conversation you need to be having with tad . liza : well , i 've tried . believe me , i 've tried . but he 's just so busy , you know , with damon . krystal : oh , ok . yeah . so now it 's damon 's fault ? liza : please . that kid just tried to use his fake i.d . again to go gambling and drinking , got himself into another fight at the casino and got arrested again . krystal : he 's trying to figure things out . liza : oh , please , krystal . come on , stop making excuses for him . you know if my daughter had gotten arrested , it would 've wrecked her whole future ? not to mention he almost killed her in a car wreck . please . krystal : look , i understand your fear , ok -- i had two daughters that married j.r. chandler -- but you have to trust your daughter . liza : ohh , damon is bad news . and , come on , tad would rather push me aside than support me in this . but you , he 's not pushing anywhere . krystal : well , for one reason , i 'm not badmouthing his son . liza : yeah , but if you did , i 'm sure he would listen . krystal : ok , yeah , i get the inference . tad and i are friends , ok ? we 're just friends . not that it 's any of your business . liza : ok , but you ca n't say it 's not a little weird , right ? living under the same roof , raising jenny and kathy together , when you 're really not together ? krystal : we have an understanding . liza : mmm . is that what you call it ? 'cause from where i 'm standing , you 're just playing it safe , because you 're too afraid to get close . i 'd never settle for that . krystal : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] amanda : why ca n't everyone be as happy as we are . jake : because , honestly , i think that we found the secret to true love . we worship each other . amanda : i 'm being serious . jake : i 'm being serious . amanda : i think that we should spread , you know , the love to all those lonely people . jake : spread that love . spread it like a disease . amanda : [ bites jake 's chest ] jake : ow ! ooh ! ah ! be careful , i bruise easily . i 'm very sensitive . amanda : all right , you can mock me all you want , but in 20 years , when everyone announces that they found true love at our wedding , i 'll try not to say , `` i told you so . `` jake : mmm . [ chuckles ] umm , how much time do you think you 're gon na need to plan this shindig . amanda : well , at least 10 months . jake : do you think you could shave a little time off it ? amanda : how much time ? jake : like , 9 months and a few weeks ? amanda : you want me to plan a wedding in a week ? jake : two weeks . i give you two -- amanda : two weeks ? jake : yeah . amanda : [ sighs ] jake : babe , i want us to get remarried on our one - year anniversary . amanda : i love it , and i love you . jake : you do ? amanda : mmm - hmm . jake : that works out nicely . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] damon : i 'm going to need my own space and freedom all the time . tad : yeah , i know what you mean . that 's just the way i roll , too . the only problem is that this is a negotiation , and therefore requires a little give and take . whether you like it or not , as far as i 'm concerned , you are now , and always will be , a part of this family , and therefore , there are a couple of responsibilities . number 1 : you have to spend time with me and this tribe every now and then . damon : well , i guess i could be available for your little game night thing . tad : no , no , no game night . i 'm talking about something like jake and amanda 's wedding . damon : no way , man . no , count me out . weddings are so not my thing . tad : you want that car , you 'll be there . damon : [ scoffs ] you 're a tough negotiator . tad : you have no idea . [ scene_break ] jake : we 'll eat breakfast . krystal : well , hello there ! jake : hello . look at you ! krystal : welcome to krystal 's ! jake : stop it ! you bought the place ? krystal : i bought the place . i 'm gon na change the sign in a couple of days . jake : congratulations . amanda : that 's great . jake : yes , change the sign . yeah . krystal : i know . ha ha ha ! you guys are busy , huh ? what 's going on ? amanda : oh , you have no idea . we are getting married in two weeks -- well , remarried . krystal : what ? you 're getting married in two weeks ? what ? amanda : see ? i 'm not the only one that had that reaction . jake : it 's plenty of time . krystal : ok , listen . then breakfast is on the house , please . best table , ok ? jake : thank you . we 'll take it . i 'm starving . krystal : i 'll get you some coffee , too , ok ? amanda : perfect . jake : fantastic . amanda : ahem . ahem . [ points at liza ] jake : hmm ? amanda : no one should eat alone . jake : please . she 's fine . working for dr . evil , he got the hospital back -- she 's fine . amanda : she 's his lawyer . she 's just doing her job . jake : she 's a person who makes a lot of bad choices , right ? working for him happens to be one of those choices . amanda : well , i made a lot of bad choices when i was alone . did n't she and tad have something really good going on for a while ? jake : i know what you 're doing . you want to start spreading more love all over town . that 's what you 're doing . amanda : come on , let 's go over and say hi . come on . jake : that 's good . hello . amanda : hi . liza : ok , if you guys are here because tad sent you over here for me to lay off damon , you can forget it . amanda : no . actually , we 're here about our wedding . you 're invited . it 's in two weeks . invitation to follow , after we figure out the details . jake : yeah . liza : well , thank you . i really do n't think that 's a good idea , but good luck . jake : no , no . look , every party has a pooper , and we need you there . i 'm kidding . we want you there . it would n't be the same without you . we really want you there . amanda : come on , you have to come . liza : yeah , i really ca n't . amanda : you have to come because i want you in my wedding party . liza : wait a minute . you want me -- you want me dressing up in , like , orange taffeta and holding onto your train ? amanda : you know , i am a bride - to - be . you ca n't refuse my request . it 's gon na be a blast . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . congratulations on the new place . krystal : thank you . what 's wrong , sweetie ? marissa : j.r. , annie -- everything . i just ca n't take it anymore . j.r. keeps saying that he loves me , but he loves hating annie more . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , marissa left . she does n't want any part of this circus . scott : annie will be back for the interview . j.r. : i knew she 'd find a way to worm her way in . she 's gon na destroy this family . and if you 'd stop lusting after her , you 'd realize it . scott : huh . yeah , that 's right . i forgot . you 're the annie expert . how 's that working out for you , hmm ? colby : the reporter 's here . you guys think you can pull it together for five minutes ? j.r. : she 's right . we have to work as a team . scott : yeah . stephanie ? scott chandler . nice to finally put a face to the name . j.r. : j.r. chandler . stephanie : it looks like the whole clan 's here . scott : chandler enterprises is all about family . stephanie : sounds like that could get complicated from time to time . j.r. : no , not at all . where would we be without the people we love ? annie : scott , the leak has gotten worse . i do n't know what i 'm gon na do about emma 's party tomorrow . excuse me . scott : oh , no , no . that 's ok , that 's ok . why do n't you -- why do n't you have the party here ? annie : you do n't mind ? j.r. : huh . no . i think every child should have a memorable birthday party . annie : hmm . i ca n't tell you how much it means to have everybody 's support . [ holds j.r. 's hand ] j.r. : [ chuckles ] yeah . [ scene_break ] marissa : she 's always angling for an excuse to be alone with my husband , just flaunting their one - night stand in my face . krystal : all right , look , you have got to stand up for yourself . i want you to go back to that house , and you fight for your family . that annie is no match for you , believe that . and if you need backup , you call me , ok ? i 'm here for you whenever you need me . marissa : thanks . it 's just -- you know , sometimes -- like , today i just -- i feel like an outsider in my own home . [ scene_break ] scott : we will be able to offer amazing portability without the use of laptops , monitors , ports , even plugs . this table will become a touchscreen , or your notepad , or even your hand . in essence , you 'll be your own computer . stephanie : that sounds quite impressive . but this rumor floating around seemed a little too big to ignore . adam chandler being betrayed by one of his own , putting chandler enterprises at risk ? scott : no , no , no . no , chandler 's solid . in fact , our new venture into nanotechnology will increase our profits by four in the first year alone . stephanie : care to address the betrayal rumor ? j.r. : there 's nothing to address . it 's just some bogus story someone dreamt up to attack our reputation . annie : i ca n't do this anymore -- the covering , the lying . the rumor 's true . [ scene_break ] tad : excuse me . [ amanda stammers ] krystal : is that a box of cocoa yum - yums , tad martin . tad : you bet . i stopped by the price shack . i was kind of thinking that , you know , knowing the new boss should come with perks , so i was wondering if you 'd stash this under the bar for when the girls and i sashay in to break the fast . krystal : whatever . tad : it 's cocoa - ie . so -- how long have the happy couple been having each other for breakfast ? krystal : oh , gosh . i think they came up for air once . tad : you know , they are kind of cute -- in a sugarcoated , nauseatingly sweet kind of way . [ heightened voice ] hi , guys . hi . hi . [ normal voice ] what ? i ca n't get a wave ? amanda : tad needs some love . jake : oh , please . what he needs is a lesson in manners . look at him . look how he 's eating like a pig . that 's not nice . amanda : he should find some happiness . jake : you want to find happiness ? so you want to add him to the list ? you want to just sprinkle more love dust around town ? just put him on the list . tad : i was thinking -- krystal : yeah ? tad : as long as we own the joint , how 's about we set up something special like a homecoming shindig for damon . krystal : whoa ! that sounds great . yeah , whatever you want me to do for damon , i 'm in . tad : great . you know , if anybody can set it up , it 's you and me . after all , we are a hell of a team . krystal : yeah . yeah , we 're a great team . and i love what we got going on at the house . you know i love the girls . but you know what , tad ? i 'm sorry , but sometimes you act like we 're together , and we 're not . we 're not `` together `` together , if you know what i mean , and it -- it just gets a little confusing . tad : no , i do n't mean to blind you with , you know , mixed messages or anything . it 's just that , you know , i care about you . so sue me . always have , always will . i mean , you 're the best . the best . i mean , what the hell . you 've held my hand through this whole damon fiasco . krystal : he 's a great kid . tad : yeah , well , he 's working on it . so am i . [ scene_break ] liza : colby ? colby , honey , can we talk about yesterday ? please do n't shut me out . ok , listen , i -- i might not be the best mother , but , honey , i love you so much . ok , i 'm not gon na talk about damon . hey , what do you say the two of us go for a little shopping ? damon : that would be great . you know , there 's this great car dealership on route 3 . if you have the cash , i have the time . liza : what are you doing here ? damon : i live here . liza : [ sighs ] you 're just using my daughter . you know what ? you may be able to con her , but you ca n't con me . damon : whatever . liza : hey , damon ? what do you say i give you the money for that car ? damon : excuse me ? liza : two grand ? if you stay away from my daughter . [ scene_break ] colby : what the hell is wrong with you ? j.r. : annie 's been like this ever since my father left . i 'm pretty sure you 're familiar with her history . annie : i am not crazy . i am admitting the truth finally . stephanie : do you know who betrayed your husband ? j.r. : do something , scott . annie : i did . i betrayed my husband . stephanie : exactly how did you betray him ? annie : i developed feelings for someone else , someone in this family . j.r. : just ignore her . she loves the drama , no matter how many people she drags down with her . annie : i ca n't keep doing this ! i ca n't keep lying ! j.r. : do n't do this , annie . annie : i 'm sorry . it 's scott . he 's the man i fell for . i fell for scott pretty much from the moment i met him . stephanie : when did it become an affair ? annie : it did n't . we definitely had a mutual attraction , but scott would never give in . he cared way too much about his uncle adam , about this family . stephanie : are n't you afraid this revelation will take down the chandler reputation ? annie : absolutely not . after adam left , scott stepped up . he has kept this family together , he has made chandler enterprises stronger , and with this new project in the works , he 's gon na take the company to extreme heights . he is a great , great man capable of great , great things , and i 'm just so lucky that i have him in my life . j.r. : this interview 's over . stephanie : if you want to talk more , call me . j.r. : colby , can you show ms. gandel to the door ? stephanie : well , thank you . this has been very informative . annie : thanks . j.r. : i told you annie was out to ruin this family . let me ask you , annie . do you enjoy making the chandlers look like the biggest joke in the business world ? ! annie : you should be kissing my feet . i just saved your sorry ass . scott : you know , she 's right . this betrayal rumor was way too hot to ignore , and i should 've realized that from the beginning , that the press would 've kept digging . j.r. : no , scott . all we had to do was keep our mouths shut , and the gossip and the rumors would 've gone away within a few weeks . scott : come on ! do n't be so naive , j.r. you and i both know that no matter how much we try to control this , some reporter somewhere would 've found out that you slept with annie . chandler enterprises would be a laughing stock , your business rep would be shot , your wife 's face splashed all over the place . this would 've gotten very ugly . annie : it was the only way to make the rumor go away . i took an ugly mess and i made it into a noble love story . scott : whether you want to admit it or not , you owe annie a thank - you . she just might 've saved your marriage . j.r. : ohh . [ marissa walks in ] [ scene_break ] amanda : i am off to my big photo shoot . so you 're picking up trevor ? jake : yes . that 's the plan . that 's the plan . amanda : bye , sweetie . jake : i love you . and we 'll talk more about the wedding stuff tonight , all right ? love you . tad : look at you . jake : look at you . tad : no , look at you . man watches his woman walk out the door like that , he 's hooked . although , i got to admit watching your woman walk out the door is one of life 's simple pleasures . jake : easy , big boy . easy . i just , you know , got lucky this time , is all . tad : you have no idea . i wish i 'd been able to pull my life together the way you have yours . jake : you got problems with damon or is it bachelorhood ? tad : no , damon 's fine . women -- let me ask you a question , all right ? jake : mm - hmm ? tad : do you think i take advantage of krystal ? tad : that 's the problem . i do n't think it works for krystal . liza -- it 's like a bus accident with food . jake : i have an idea , a way , if you will , to quell all the drama . tad : you got phillies tickets . jake : no , i got something better . tad : what 's better than phillies tickets ? jake : you 've always been one of the most important people in the world to me . tad : well -- jake : no , do n't joke . even if i 'm halfway around the globe , i feel like you 're there . you 're always there right next to me . so now that i 'm remarrying my girl , i 'd like you to be standing right next to me when i do that , when i 'm asking my soul mate to marry me . so i 'd like to make it official . [ tad laughs ] jake : i 'm asking you if you 'll be my best man . will you be my best man ? tad : yeah . i think i can pencil you in . jake : all right ! now we 're talking . tad : you are such a chimp . jake : now that you 're my best man , i got a favor to ask of you . i am not joking here . i want to do something for her , it 's another surprise , and i ca n't do it unless you 're in , unless you can be in . [ scene_break ] amanda : hello ? is anyone here ? erica ? randi ? hmm . [ picks up a gift card attached to a dress rack ] `` to my bride . pick a gown , any gown , for our anniversary wedding . love , your amazingly romantic fiancé / husband , jake . `` [ scene_break ] liza : [ tears a check out of her checkbook ] not so fast . damon : i know the terms . what 's the problem ? liza : you have to leave here immediately . damon : you got it . liza : and be nice to her when you break up . do not crush her on the way out the door . damon : i actually care about colby too much to hurt her . it 's really sad that you do n't feel the same way . liza : hmm . i 'm not wrong about you , and this here is the proof . [ damon pockets liza 's check ] colby : what are you doing here ? liza : well , i did n't like the way we left things yesterday . colby : uh - huh . and whose fault was that ? so what is she trying to pull this time ? damon : oh , she 's just being her sweet , wonderful self . what do you say we get out of here and go someplace quiet ? you up for that ? colby : definitely . mother , you know the way out . liza : damon ? damon : man ! every time i try and leave , you stop me . you must really like me or something . liza : you let her down easy . you got it ? damon : anything for you . thanks for the check . colby : wait , wait , wait . since when do you have a check to deposit ? damon : since your mom gave it to me . colby : why would my -- oh , my god . she paid you to dump me , did n't she ? and you took it ? damon : yeah , i took it . it was 2,000 bucks . colby : oh , my god . this -- this is so unreal . wow . oh -- damon : do n't get all bent . i 'm not gon na go through with it . the money is gon na pay for our new york trip . colby : well , you should 've asked for 3 gs . i 'm sure she would 've given it to you to keep us apart . damon : i wish you were in the room so you could 've been my agent -- like , you know , negotiated . colby : ok . all right . so what did tad want this morning ? damon : oh . he got the dna proofs back . stuart is n't my son . colby : i 'm sorry . i know you 're bummed . damon : i really love that little guy , you know ? i hope his new dad loves him as much . and also , tad asked me to come back , move back in . colby : that 's great . you 're gon na accept , right ? good . damon : yeah , yeah , i am . i mean , it 'll be good to have a dad who actually gives a damn , you know ? he 's really big on this board game night . colby : well , he 's not the only one . well , i happen to rock at trivia games . i better be invited . damon : all right , if you promise to go to jake 's wedding with me . colby : are you asking me out , like , on a date ? damon : only if you 're saying yes . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] jake : you know , you do n't have to pick one of these dresses . i just want you to have perfection . amanda : ahh , thank you . is that for me ? jake : yes , yes . it 's another little gift . and i hope you get used to it , because there 's gon na be more . serge ? serge : yes , jake ? jake : you 're just gon na have to hold on a second . amanda : hi . serge : hi . i have the privilege of taking your photos today . amanda : oh . uh , the shoot . i forgot . ok , i 'll go get ready . oh , did you bring the makeup person ? jake : honey , you 're not gon na need a makeup person . this is just for us sort of , you know , to document our reengagement . oh , and this is your wardrobe . amanda : oh . [ squeals and kisses jake ] i love you , i love you . jake : i love you back . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you should 've heard annie in that interview . `` oh , i had a crush on scott . that 's why my husband left me . `` it was sickening . marissa : you just do n't want annie turning to scott . huh . it has nothing to do with protecting your family . you 're just jealous . j.r. : no . [ scene_break ] annie : you really liked what i said to that reporter ? scott : it was brilliant . now i owe you . annie : hmm . well , then how are you gon na repay me ? scott : you 're moving back into the mansion . [ scene_break ] jake : you look good ! you look good , little man . you like the vest ? serge : are we ready to begin ? jake : yeah . i mean , yeah ? amanda : let 's pose away ! all right ! jake : i 'm not that good at this , so -- not ever that comfortable with it . amanda : come on . let 's have you right here . jake : it 's not about us anyway . it 's about him , right ? amanda : let me get you all set up . jake : ready ? amanda : all right . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] tad : it 's open . liza : what -- what are you doing ? you breaking in and redecorating ? i could have a whole new client list . tad : no , actually , i 'm just a minion of love . jake wanted me to surprise amanda with roses , you know , to go with his surprise proposal and surprise photographs and all the other little surprises . apparently , he 's full of them . are you on some kind of mission ? liza : yeah , well , amanda -- she asked me to be in her wedding party . tad : huh . oh , wow . ok . that 's interesting because , as it turns out , i 've been slated to be the best man . liza : hmm . well , congratulations . tad : yeah , i guess . liza : well , it was -- it was really nice of her to offer , but i do n't belong there . so -- tad : because of me ? liza : i 'm not exactly the bridesmaid type . come on . do n't you think she should ask somebody that she 's at least close to ? do you mind telling her for me ? tad : actually , i think that should probably come from you . liza : ok . thanks . tad : liza ? you know , i really , really wish that you would cut damon some slack . liza : ok , i 'm not gon na do this with you anymore . i told you , i do n't like him . i do n't like what he 's done to my daughter . and i hate what he 's done to us . [ scene_break ] damon : [ stops kissing colby ] ok , i got to remember : public park , public park . colby : i know , i know . damon : you know , i keep thinking about the other day . colby : when we almost -- damon : you know that i really wanted to ? i just stopped because you need to be sure that you want to be with me . i really do n't want to hurt you . colby : i do , and you wo n't . damon : so our first time should be something like -- colby : like , special , right ? no interruptions . you know , jake and amanda 's wedding 's coming up . i 'm sure there 'll be lots of alone time . damon : all right . colby : yeah ? damon : we 'll make that night our night . colby : i ca n't wait . damon : me neither . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] annie : you really want me to move back into the mansion ? scott : it 's where you belong . hmm . annie : what about the court order ? scott : ah , the court order . i 'll take care of the court order . j.r. -- i 'll take care of him , too . annie : thank you . scott : yeah . annie : wait . i really meant what i said to the reporter . i really have never met a man like you . what do you feel about me ? [ scott kisses annie ] annie : oh . well , that was very clear . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : marissa , i swear on our love i am done with annie . you 're the only woman that i want in my life . let 's go to the yacht club or something . come on . marissa : no , i -- i ca n't do this . [ leaves ] j.r. : [ sees scott and annie kissing ]
amanda goes over wedding plans when jake comes in and interrupts her . jake asks her to move up the wedding date to two weeks . at krystal 's . liza confronts krystal about tad . tad lets damon know that dna tests prove that stuart is not damon 's son . annie comes into the chandler living room , complaining that the roof in the gatehouse is leaking . scott lets annie know that he is going public with the new invention but does n't feel good about stealing it from palmer . j.r. rushes in and accuses annie of leaking the news to the press that someone in adam 's family betrayed him . scott questions annie if she had leaked the story . jake and amanda plan their wedding day for the date of the 1st wedding anniversary . j.r. and scott meet with stephanie to give her their statements . annie comes bursting in and complains about emma 's birthday party . scott and j.r. lets annie know that she can have the party here . marissa comes to see krystal to complain about things at the chandler mansion . krystal urges marissa to fight for her family . scott tells stephanie his new product idea . annie confesses that it was scott who she had fallen for . j.r. accuses annie of lying .
jane : snow white doves and enormous ice sculptures -- oh , and flowers covering every surface . no , it 's my daughter 's wedding , benicio . i do n't care how hot it gets , just use colder ice . money is no object . could you hold on for a minute , please ? hi . jack : hi . you 're awfully busy for a woman who 's supposed to be resting . jane : my headache just magically disappeared . i think talk of gowns and cake -- that just makes that happen . jack : yeah , i 'm sure it does . benicio ? jane : what are you doing ? jack : jack . how are you ? yeah , listen . erica will call you back about all this , all right ? yeah , nice talking to you , too . great . yeah . bye . kendall 's wedding plans can wait till kendall gets back from her cruise . time to focus on you . jane : me ? jack : you . you said something about wanting to be romanced , am i right ? well , sister , that is exactly what i 'm going to do . [ scene_break ] amanda : you know , we have food at home . jake : yeah , but i 'm pretty sure we do n't have chicken parmesan with french fries and chili in the refrigerator , so -- amanda : so much for a light snack . jake : i 'm just saying when you get a craving , you get a craving . a craving 's a craving . speaking about cravings , i know that the lab is a little backed up , but i think it 's ridiculous that we do n't have our results back yet . amanda : another baby is going to bring us closer . i just know it , even though i did n't go about it the right way to get us there . i want to make it up to you . and i am feeling kind of frisky , actually . jake : frisky ? you said `` frisky . `` amanda : we could get this burger to go and maybe have our snack in bed . jake : snack in bed with a frisky person ? heh heh heh ! [ scene_break ] ricky 's voice : you know everything , do n't you , bianca ? i was hoping there would n't be any more complications . oh ! bianca : aah ! stop it ! stop it ! michael 's voice : just relax . bianca : let me go ! michael 's voice : just relax . give yourself over to the moment . bianca : get the hell off of me ! no ! get the hell away from me ! marissa : bianca , it 's just me . it 's marissa , ok ? it 's just me . bianca : he 's here . it 's happening again . marissa : no , no one 's here . ok ? it 's just us . you understand ? we 're alone . bianca : for now . but ricky 's coming back . what if he hurts me like michael -- marissa : wait , who is michael ? what is going on here ? why did reverend torres tie us up ? bianca : because it was n't safe to kill us yet . [ scene_break ] griffin : officer -- officer : you 're not going anywhere . griffin : i have to . a woman 's in trouble , and i have to get to her . [ scene_break ] kendall : we 're really moving . ricky : that 's the idea . ricky : what ? set sail , just the two of us ? your idea . so what 's the problem ? [ scene_break ] jack : erica , why do n't i just call the restaurant and tell them that we 're running a little -- bit behind . wow . as usual , you take my breath away . jane : really ? you mean it ? jack : look at you . you 're like a wide - eyed child . jane : oh , i 'm sorry . jack : no . hey , do n't be sorry . i like it , and i love you . let 's go . [ scene_break ] kendall : what i said before , i -- i guess i just -- i did n't expect to be leaving so soon . i guess i 'm just nervous about leaving the boys . ricky : no , no . then this will help you relax , and i 'll be right back . kendall : where are you going ? ricky : i 'm just going on deck really quick , make sure we 're on course . ok ? kendall : ok . what the hell is going on ? we 're moving . i thought you were supposed to mess with the engine . i 'm stuck in the middle of nowhere now . griff , i hope to god that you can hear me , but -- i hope to god that you 're on board right now . ok ? please do something , please . ricky : who are you talking to ? kendall : um , i was just checking in with the babysitter . ricky : what 's going on , kendall ? kendall : nothing . ricky : no , i think it 's obviously something , and i 'm entitled to know . [ scene_break ] bianca : are you ok ? are you in pain ? marissa : no . i 'm fine physically , but i just do n't understand what happened tonight . bianca : ricky is a thief and a murderer and god knows what else . marissa : how do you know that ? bianca : ricky killed my sister 's husband . marissa : what ? bianca : when he realized i 'd figured it out -- marissa : oh , my god . bianca : ricky 's alone with her right now . marissa : with kendall ? bianca : he could come after her like he came after us , or worse . he could do what michael did -- marissa : no , no . look , kendall is strong , ok , just like you . do n't forget that . you keep bringing up michael . who is he ? bianca : i ca n't -- it does n't matter now . marissa : i think it does . bianca : i hate this . how does this bastard keep doing this to me ? michael cambias -- he was horrible . he stole from my mom , and when she and kendall nailed him for it , he took it out on me . marissa : `` took it out on you `` ? what does that mean ? bianca : he , uh -- raped me . marissa : bianca . bianca : i 'm ok -- or i was up until -- marissa : oh , my god . ricky did n't do it , did he ? bianca : no . uh , but the way he came at me -- it was that feeling like there was no way out . i promised myself i would never go through this again . marissa : the miranda center makes so much sense now . bianca : she was the product of that nightmare . it 's amazing , is n't it , that something so beautiful can come out of something so ugly . marissa : no , no . i think what 's amazing is you . i mean , how did you do it ? how did you work through a trauma like that ? bianca : uh , i picked up a gun , and i killed the man who hurt me . [ scene_break ] jake : so you guys here for dinner , too ? tad : no . drinks . cara : drinks . lots of drinks . jake : how 's it going with griff , the whole clearing him up thing ? tad : nothing yet . but i got molo and a couple of his guys working 24/7 , so i 'm sure something 's around the corner . jake : very good . cara : so how are you guys ? how 's trevor ? amanda : oh , he 's great . he 's actually really excited about having a little brother or sister soon , so -- tad : what ? huh ? i 'm sorry . whoa . replay . do you got something to share ? jake : no . nothing yet . tad : oh . well , ok . good luck . have fun working on that . uh -- jake : we 'll be right here . so we could -- right . now , why do you have to do that ? amanda : what ? jake : why do you have to bring up our -- the whole -- our baby ? amanda : she asked about trevor , so i just told the truth . jake : just saying . amanda : i did n't mean anything by it . [ phone chirps ] jake : can you believe this ? i got to get to the hospital . amanda : a rain check ? jake : yeah . no , a rain check -- of course . are you kidding ? you hear anything about the -- if they call you , get the results , you call me right away , ok , even if i 'm at the hospital . right away . [ scene_break ] cara : you 're officially off duty . tad : what duty is that ? cara : the duty of cheering me up . tad : i like cheering you up . cara : i 'm good , ok ? tad : yeah , sure . you 're shuffling cocktail napkins . you 're kicking me to the curb , is what you 're telling me . no , if i 'm getting on your nerves , just -- cara : stop it ! i 'm actually giving you an out here . go , please . i 'm ok . can you just please clear my brother ? tad : he 's , like -- it took me 15 minutes to find a parking space . what about the drinks ? cara : i 'm not -- i do n't want to . tad : what are you gon na do ? cara : i 'm gon na help out at the clinic . tad : you gon na be ok ? cara : do i have a choice ? see you at home . singer : i do n't know why i keep holding on , for this hope is only fated for heartache when i wake up and -- tad : yeah , griffin , it 's me . look , call me back , ok , as soon as possible . i can not take this anymore . it 's not fair to cara . i do n't want to keep her in the dark . we have to tell her that you 're in town . [ scene_break ] officer : what are you doing on this property ? griffin : look , can we deal with that later ? come on , a woman 's life is in danger . officer : freeze ! keep your hands where i can see them ! [ scene_break ] ricky : first , you put off the wedding , which i 'll admit it hurt . but then you agreed to go on with the cruise . `` time alone with the man that i love `` : that 's what you said . kendall : and i meant it . ricky : so why were you so surprised when the boat started moving , huh ? almost like you were expecting somebody to join us . the truth , kendall -- i think you owe me at least that . kendall : ok . you 're right . i have n't been honest with you . ricky : i 'm listening . kendall : i 've been -- i 've been conflicted . ricky : about ? kendall : about how i feel , how i 'm supposed to feel . ricky : about us ? kendall : yes , but not in the way that you think . for so long i have been fighting my feelings for you since practically the first day we met . ricky : but then you just -- kendall : but i just lost zach . yes , i know . that 's what makes this whole thing so hard . and it 's gon na keep getting hard unless i own up to it right now , face to face . i know what you did . i know you killed zach . please do n't deny it . i do n't want you to , because the god 's honest truth is i 'm glad you did it . [ scene_break ] jack : keep them closed . ok . now you can open them . so what do you think ? jane : this is all for us ? just us ? jack : all for us . just us , sweetheart . jane : i 've never -- it 's beautiful . jack : hey , i was kind of hoping for smiles , not tears . jane : oh . sometimes they go hand in hand . jack : true enough . here you go . you remember last new year 's eve i planned something like this . unfortunately , life intruded -- as it often does with us -- and things were never really the same , were they ? jane : no , no , they were n't . jack : so let 's look at this as our chance to do it over , to do things the way we should 've done them . how 's that sound ? jane : i have never wanted anything more . [ scene_break ] bianca : mother of two , founder of the miranda center , murderer -- that 's quite a resume . marissa : no , no , there is a difference between self - defense and murder . bianca : spoken like a true lawyer . marissa : spoken like a friend . bianca : you do n't have to pretend like this is normal . marissa : oh , no . no , i 'm not . i definitely would n't call it `` normal . `` but , god , bianca , if i was in awe of you before -- i mean , how do you -- you have it together all the time . how ? bianca : i put it behind me . that did n't happen overnight , but i finally got there . marissa : you are the strongest person i know . bianca : if i 'm so strong , then how come i keep seeing michael cambias ' face every time i close my eyes ? marissa : because we are in a really messed up place right now . you know ? because what ricky did brought up a lot of stuff , and sometimes emotions take over . you ca n't be in control all the time . bianca : if you have n't noticed , i 'm not very good at giving that up . i 'm cold . are you freezing ? it 's freezing in here . marissa : look . i 've loosened some of these ropes . can you turn around to me ? look at me . look at me . bianca ? it 's gon na be ok . bianca : i 'm sorry i got you into this . marissa : no , do n't be . i 'm not . [ scene_break ] jake : why you got to page me ? you should be able to handle everything by yourself . frankie : you must learn to trust the master . hear about cara 's friend , little girl with leukemia ? jake : mackenzie winslow ? what happened ? frankie : i just ran into her oncologist . transplant went without a hitch . she 's in full remission . jake : that 's great news . frankie : yeah , i know cara was dying to hear , so tell her when you see her ? jake : yeah . she could use a little pick - me - up . frankie : cool . i should get out of here . i do n't want the acting chief on my case for slacking off . you know what i mean ? jake : absolutely . he 's a hard - ass . frankie : yeah , you have no idea . jake : make yourself useful . change a bedpan or something . slacker . nurse : i 'm sorry it was n't better news . jake : what are we talking about ? nurse : your wife 's pregnancy test . but i told her when i texted her the results that -- jake : sorry . you 've already given her the results ? nurse : oh , no . i 'm sorry -- jake : it 's fine . when did you get them ? nurse : a few hours ago . jake : huh . that 's fine . nurse : sorry . jake : no . [ scene_break ] cara : `` massacred `` ? oh , god . griff . [ scene_break ] officer : are you or are you not dr. griffin castillo ? griffin : yes , i am . officer : then you 're coming with me . griffin : wait . i swear i will cooperate with you , but first we have to help my friend , kendall slater , ok ? she 's on a boat with a psycho . he could kill her ! officer : i thought that was your department . griffin : listen , man , if we could just make it to the marina in time -- officer : oh , so you can try to escape ? i do n't think so . tad : you do n't want to do that . ooh . hey . he 's telling the truth . [ scene_break ] kendall : from this moment forward , no more lies . i need you to tell me everything . ok . all right . you do n't know if you can trust me . i get that . i do . this whole situation is so out there , but i 'm serious when i tell you that this is really happening . i have fallen in love with the man who killed my husband . despite everything -- my doubts , my family 's doubts , the guilt that 's been eating away at me -- but i ca n't help how i feel . i want you , ricky . i do , but not in spite of everything . and this is the part that 's so hard for me to admit , but because of it , you 're the man that zach could never be , the man that i wish he was . you would do anything for the woman you loved , right ? ricky : anything . kendall : that is the man i should be with till the day i die . ok , now i -- i have told you how i felt . i have told you my deepest secret . now tell me yours , please . [ scene_break ] marissa : do n't get me wrong . it 's not my idea of fun to be bound and locked in a closet . bianca : party pooper . marissa : yeah , that . that right there -- that 's why i 'm not sorry . the way you 're dealing with this ? bianca : oh , i 'm not sure i would say `` dealing . `` marissa : i would . you went from hyperventilating to cracking jokes ? you 're incredible . bianca : i 'm faking . marissa : heh . there 's something else we have in common . uh , do you know that song `` forevermore `` ? bianca : where did that come from ? marissa : my dad -- not david -- used to sing it to me . all through the night near and far , we will be together so hush , do n't you cry you will be in my arms forevermore . that 's calming , is n't it ? bianca : i 'm sorry that ricky did this to you , but i 'm really glad i 'm not alone right now . marissa : me , too . hey , are you ready to get out of here ? bianca : is that a trick question ? marissa : no . i think i got some of these knots . bianca : let me help . marissa : here . wait . hang on . got it . bianca : got it ? marissa : yeah . bianca : oh ! marissa : ok . huh ! ok . free . bianca : almost . marissa : if we were in a movie , you 'd open that with a bobby pin . bianca : do you have one ? marissa : no . i was hoping you would . bianca : ok . we 're just gon na have to use brute force . marissa : ok . bianca : on 3 . bianca and marissa : 1 , 2 , 3 -- bianca : oh , god . marissa : that felt good . bianca : it did , did n't it ? marissa : whoa . come here . we need to get you to a hospital . bianca : no , no , no , i ca n't . i have to go find kendall , make sure that she 's ok . marissa : no . you could have a concussion , bianca . we 'll call the police on the way in . [ scene_break ] jack : thank you . do you remember our toast on new year 's eve ? jane : i remember every moment i 've ever spent with you . jack : oh . jane : but let 's not dwell on the past , ok ? i want to drink to the future . jack : i 'm with you there , sister . to our future . [ phone rings ] jack : oh , i 'm so sorry . i did n't turn that off . jane : just let it go to voice mail . jack : it 's marissa ? i 'm so sorry . marissa , hi . ok . thank you for letting us know . we 'll meet you there . jane : what happened ? jack : it 's bianca . she 's on her way to the hospital right now . [ scene_break ] cara : dr. griffin castillo . it 's c - a - s - t - i - l - l - o. ok . i understand that his name is not on the list , but i 'm telling you i know he was there , because i 'm his sister , ok , and i just need to know if he 's alive . so if you hear anything at all -- ok , great . thank you . can i just make sure that you have my number ? it 's -- jake : hey . i 'm glad you 're here . i come bearing some good news . mackenzie winslow -- the transplant took . it 's like magic . it 's -- hello ? i thought you might want to hear some good news . i know i could use some good news . what 's the matter ? what is it ? cara : i think my brother 's -- i think griffin 's dead . [ scene_break ] tad : my name is thaddeus martin . i 'm a licensed private investigator , and i 'm a good friend of jesse hubbard . officer : yeah , i 've seen you around the station . tad : all right . ok . so just cut us a little slack here , ok ? dr. castillo is not a liar . if he says kendall slater 's in trouble , she is . officer : then we can send somebody to check that out after i haul him in . griffin : no , no . by then , it 'll be too late . she can not be alone with that criminal . officer : the criminal here is you , pal . griffin : listen . i 'm going to help kendall . you have a problem with that , you can shoot me ! tad : no ! hold -- [ scene_break ] kendall : tell me , please . no holding back , ricky , not for us . tell me that you would kill for me . tell me you 've killed before . ricky : i would . i have . i killed your husband . [ scene_break ] frankie : who did this to you ? marissa : hey . we 're in this together , ok ? i 'm not going anywhere . frankie : all right , let 's get you set up in a cubicle . bianca : ok . jack : all right , why do n't you hang out here . i 'll find out where she is , ok ? jane : you did n't sign up for this , but you better pull yourself together . she 's not your daughter . she 's not your daughter . [ scene_break ] cara : why are n't there any more updates , jake , like a list of names or something , you know ? but it would n't really matter , because i bet you griffin 's not even using his own name ! he 's probably using some other name , but i can tell you i can figure this out , though ! jake : let 's just talk about your brother . we both know he 's tough as nails . right ? he 's probably not even there . he 's probably off in some other hemisphere . you know how he is . so i 'm just saying before we start panicking , let 's just think about it for a second . cara : i 'm not gon na sit here and do nothing ! jake : hold on a second . where do you think you 're going ? cara : i 'm gon na go find my brother . [ scene_break ] tad : of course , i get it . i understand . but think about cara . how 's your sister gon na feel if something actually happens to you . griffin : i will tell cara everything . i will . officer : all right , buddy , put your hands behind your back . griffin : but first i have to get to kendall ! tad : i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] ricky : it 's like this huge burden has been lifted . wow . kendall : you 've been holding onto the truth for so long . ricky : if i would 've known how you felt -- kendall : i was scared to admit it to myself , let alone admit it to you . ricky : why ? kendall : i could n't marry you with this huge secret between us . that 's why i freaked out at the house . i wanted to get you alone and get everything out in the open and start fresh as a couple . ricky : as an engaged couple . kendall : right . but i do need to know one more thing . ricky : ask away . kendall : how did you make it look like there was no foul play ? ricky : i found a vulnerable part in the engine . i planted a small explosive , practically undetectable , set it to go off over water . see , that reduces the chances of traces being found . although , i got to admit i was not planning on a lockbox . i 'm sorry if this is too much for you right now . kendall : no . no , no , no . like you said , it 's a relief more than anything . ricky : but you know the craziest part ? it was business -- blow up the plane , protect my stake , the casino partners . and , kendall , i did not plan on falling in love with you . now that i have , i am never letting you go . is this turning you on ? kendall : right -- right now ? ricky : nothing 's keeping us apart anymore . kendall : ricky , stop . ricky : come on , kendall , we deserve this ! kendall : ricky , i said stop it ! stop it ! ricky : give me it ! what the hell is this ? kendall : your ticket to hell . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom . uncle jack . jack : are you all right ? bianca : i 'm fine , thanks to marissa . jack : honey ? sorry . jane : you had us worried . jack : i 'll say . what the hell happened ? bianca : ricky happened . jack : ricky torres ? i do n't understand . bianca : he attacked me . jane : the reverend ? jack : he what ? jack : what 's going on ? bianca : ricky killed zach . jack : ricky ? sweetheart , ricky officiated at zach 's funeral . he married ryan and greenlee . he 's engaged to your sister . bianca : kendall suspected it for a while , and she wanted to get proof , so she let him get close to her . jack : no , that 's -- jane : i do n't believe it . marissa : the guy 's been fooling everyone , and when he found out that bianca knew , he knocked her out . jack : i 'm gon na go talk to the police . bianca : mom ? are you ok ? you 're so quiet . jane : i 'm just trying to put this all together , that 's all . i mean , this is -- bianca : i know . mom , i 'm so scared . [ scene_break ] cara : i 'm serious , jake ! get out of my way ! jake : immigration is watching your back . if you leave the country -- cara : i do n't care if they lock me up forever . i 'm going to find out what happened to him . jake : i do n't want you to go . [ scene_break ] tad : jesse , look , what do you want me to say ? it was an accident . aiding and -- no ! if you want to slap me on the wrist , you can do it later . all right ? kendall is in legitimate trouble . just please get down to that boat before anybody else gets hurt . [ scene_break ] griffin : where the hell 's the boat ? ! [ scene_break ] ricky : i trusted you . kendall : it hurts , does n't it , when you realize someone 's been lying to your face ? ricky : what i said about zach -- that was between us , kendall . kendall : yeah , not anymore ! ricky : everything you said -- that was to be used against me . kendall : that 's right . you bet your ass . ricky : and this ? us ? it was all a lie , was n't it , huh ? kendall : i felt something for you . i did . i felt loathing and disgust . ricky : you see this ? kendall : you know what ? it does n't matter , because i know everything now . it 's over . your pathetic , sick , and twisted game is over . ricky : you 're just like the rest of them . my kind of love is too much . you ca n't handle it . kendall : the fact that you even use that word shows how insane you are ! ricky : i do love you , kendall , and i always will -- even after you 're gone . my , my . what have we here ? [ scene_break ] marissa : i 'll give you two some time to talk . bianca : you do n't have to hang around , you know . marissa : yeah , i do . bianca : mom , tell me kendall 's gon na be ok . she 's a kane woman . she has to be ok . jane : you must be hungry . bianca : what ? jane : you probably have n't eaten in hours . i 'll go get you some food . bianca : no , i 'm not hungry . jane : ok . then i 'll just choose whatever looks good , then . jack : listen , i just want to thank you so much for helping bianca . marissa : we helped each other . [ scene_break ] tad : holden , diana holden . i need the coroner 's report asap . what do you mean , is it important ? i 'm trying to prove the guy 's innocent . how could n't it be more important ? yeah , call me as soon as you get something , anything . amanda : everything ok ? tad : no . i 'm hoping it will be . you waiting for the navy to show up , or you looking for somebody ? amanda : you have n't seen jake , have you ? tad : no . i have no idea what the hell 's going on between you and your husband -- and i do n't need to -- but from where i sit , you got one option . amanda : what 's that ? tad : find him , wherever the hell he is , and make things right . [ scene_break ] jake : if you leave the united states now , it 's over . it 's done . you 're not gon na be helping griffin or anybody else if you get yourself hurt or worse . it just does n't work like that . cara : who cares , jake ? jake : i care . ok ? i care . i said it , ok ? i care . i ca n't lose you again . not like this , please . cara : no , no , do n't do this . just let me go , please . singer : that you 're looking back at me let 's begin again let 's begin again [ scene_break ] griffin : no , do n't tell me what you ca n't do . i need a boat now ! [ scene_break ] kendall : griffin 's gon na bust in here any second . that 's who i was waiting for . ricky : really ? kendall : really . ricky : so where is he , kendall , huh ? griff ? griff ? kendall : he 'll be here . ricky : your poker face needs a little bit of work , ok ? kendall : you get the hell away from me . ricky : do n't you forget that griff , the protector , left the country to save himself ! so who 's gon na save you , huh ? ! kendall : i do n't need to be saved ! ricky : you do n't even know how to use that thing . kendall : yes , i do . you make one more step , and i will show you how well .
bianca wakes up locked in the closet of ricky 's room tied to marissa after dreaming about her rape . marissa encourages bianca to talk about it so bianca tells her that her struggle with ricky brought back memories of being raped by michael cambias and then tells marissa all the details including that miranda was the product of a rape and that she killed michael cambias . marisa thinks bianca is an amazing woman and a few minutes later get free of the ropes and bust open the door to the closet and get free . bianca and marissa head to the hospital to make sure bianca is okay and they call the police on the way . jack and `` erica `` have a romantic dinner at confusion but when marisa calls they head to the hospital . bianca tells a stunned jack all the details about kendall 's plan and that kendall was trying to get proof that ricky killed zach . `` erica `` ca n't handle that real life has intruded on her fairytale and tells her that she did n't sign up for this and bianca is n't her daughter . bianca wants `` erica `` to assure her that kendall will be okay because kane women make it though anything and `` erica `` ca n't handle all of this so she leaves to get bianca some food . cara is heartbroken when she gets an e - mail about trouble in afghanistan where she thinks griffin is and she starts to cry then jake finds her to tell her that the little girl with cancer had a successful transplant and is in remission . cara wants to go find griffin and she does n't care what immigration will do to her all she cares about is her brother . jake admits to cara that he cares about her and ca n't lose her like this and then they hold hands .
bobby : this is it , anita . our luck is changing because i 'm changing . and i -- i did it for you because i missed seeing pride in your eyes when you looked at me . and i know we got a way to go . but let 's make this our first step , ok ? just give me two or three days , and let me remind you just how right we are for one another . anita : ok , i 'll do it . i 'll do it . i 'll -- i 'll check in with the hospital , and i will call you back with my flight info . bobby : great , great ! ok , we 're going to have a blast , baby . i love you , i love you , i love you , ok ? whoo ! ha ! [ scene_break ] maria : bobby is with erica in las vegas ? wait a minute -- what the hell is erica doing with my sister 's husband ? has she not hurt this family enough ? edmund : honey , there could be some reasonable explanation for this . maria : reasonable ? are you -- we 're talking about erica . [ scene_break ] woman : it 's been a hell of a year for you . erica : look , i appreciate your concern , but -- woman : first there was the rape and all . bianca killed that guy , right ? zach : if you could give the lady some room -- woman : such a tragedy . you do n't know how sorry i am . to lose a baby like that -- it 's just wrong . [ scene_break ] bianca : what is it , babe ? babe : bianca , i love you like a sister . and we talked about having our babies together . and we gave birth together . we even survived hell together . bianca : yeah , and we 're going to get old and cranky together , too . nothing can change that . babe : and , j.r. , you 're my world . loving you -- it 's like breathing . and i swear i will -- i 'll love you to the last day that -- j.r. : babe , babe , babe -- why are you doing this ? why are you getting yourself all worked up like this ? krystal : say whatever you need to say , babe . babe : i do n't know how . i do n't know how to . bianca : babe , we love you , too . you can tell us anything . beverly : here she is , ready for her big day . j.r. : ho - ho - ho , there 's our little girl . hey . have you ever seen anything so perfect in your life ? yeah . how 's daddy 's princess ? hmm ? bianca : you know , i 'm going to go downstairs and see if my dress is ready . hey , it 's an emotional day . some things do n't have to be said . krystal : uh -- well , we need to get you spiffed up , honey . come on . now , sit down . j.r. : aw . there 's my girl . and you know how much your daddy loves you ? hmm ? you know , bianca 's right . you are an angel . you 're a perfect little angel . you 're my very own little angel . did you know that you have a bunch of real angels watching out for you , though ? my two sisters and your grandma -- she went straight to heaven . but when she died , she left a hole in my life . and then you came along . and every time i hold you , and every time you grab my finger and you smile , you fill me up . with all the love that i thought that was gone for good . [ scene_break ] brooke : hi , sweetie . jamie : hi , mom . i got to go check on something . brooke : ok . adam : you 've raised quite a boy . brooke : well , the last time you said that , you wanted to string him up . adam : oh , well , it 's all in the past . today is the beginning of a brand - new future . brooke : is this where you offer me a cigar ? adam : you can have a doz if you want . brooke : ok , i give up . what 's going on ? adam : ca n't a man be happy ? my son is getting married , my grandchild is being christened . life does n't get much better than this . brooke : hmm . your son is marrying a woman who was married to somebody else when she married him the first time . did i get that right ? adam : word travels fast . but why should we judge ? babe is young , impressionable , in love . she made a mistake . brooke : hmm . adam : i ca n't hold that against her . brooke : you 've held more against less . adam : she -- she loves my son , and she 's given us a remarkable child . brooke : oh , i see . the procreation factor is working for her . adam : oh , shame on you for being so cynical . brooke : ok , ok . you have forgiven her . the secret marriage , the situation with jamie , the paternity drama -- all forgotten ? adam : absolutely . brooke : all right , adam , what the hell 's going on ? [ scene_break ] tad : wow . you 're looking your best , man . jamie : hey . tad : see what i did there ? good . what 's up ? jamie : nothing . tad : you 've been giving me the cold shoulder for a few days . so let 's talk it out . now . jamie : why 'd you do it ? why 'd you lie to your two sons ? [ scene_break ] adam : brooke , do n't get suspicious on me . not today of all days . brooke : today 's as good as any day . adam : brooke , share the joy . brooke : oh , you are so full of it . i know that look . adam : i 'm happy . brooke : you 're plotting . your eyes are twinkling , and you 're so nice so that your victim has absolutely no idea until you go for the jugular . so tell me , adam -- who 's your target this time ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : who would 've ever thought something this tiny could change my life ? thank you . thank you so much for giving me this miracle . [ scene_break ] woman : you really are a living doll . wait till i tell the girls ! erica : what am i going to do ? she 's going to tell everybody that she sees that she met me , and then i 'm going be on the cover of every tabloid rag in this country . i 'm not ready for that . i do n't want to be found . i ca n't . zach : you wo n't be . you got my word . erica : well , that 's nice -- zach : excuse me , miss -- woman : miller . but you can call me gwen . zach : gwen ? i like that . miss kane was so impressed with your kindness , she wants me to offer you a little treat . that 's if you 're free , of course . woman : well , i most certainly am . imagine taking time for -- singer : i do n't know what 's up you see , i just suspect [ scene_break ] anita : bobby totally scored ! maria : really ? anita : yep ! he went in on some investment , and it paid off big . maria : oh , so that -- is that what that phone call was about ? anita : and more . he wants us to celebrate . maria : you 're going to vegas ? anita : yeah , he was so sweet and excited , i just -- i could n't say no ! edmund : sounds like more than a victory party . anita : i hope so . i mean , i think i 'm finally ready to give bobby a second chance . maria : even after all your doubts and stuff ? anita : yeah , it 's just -- i know , you know . but he -- he 's tried so hard for so long , it just -- it hit me . i love bobby . i can let go of the past and make things work . i got to go pack . maria : wait -- right now ? anita : yeah , i 'm on the next plane to vegas . [ scene_break ] zach : ok . erica : well , that did n't take long . what happened to -- zach : gwen ? you do n't have to worry about her anymore . erica : do n't tell me you had your boys fit her for cement boots . zach : you know , gwen was right . you really are something else . is that what you think i am ? you think i 'm a gangster ? one of the bad guys ? erica : i think you 're my hero . i 'm just curious is all , right ? zach : well , i offered her the vip package . it 's the deluxe suite and 10 grand in chips . you 're in the clear . erica : i 'm not . my daughter lost her baby , and i 'm desiree dubois . you must wonder what kind of a parent i am . [ scene_break ] tad : so that 's what this is about -- babe 's annulment , or lack thereof ? jamie : well , you knew her marriage to j.r. was bogus when the paternity results came in , did n't you ? tad : come here . yeah . as a matter of fact , i did . jamie : you kept quiet . because you figured j.r. would dump babe and i 'd take on babe and the baby . tad : no . james , there was a lot more to it than that , ok ? jamie : you did n't trust me to deal , so you took care of it for me by lying . tad : i lied . and i admit it was wrong . but i only did it for the baby and for j.r . jamie : so everybody should thank you now ? tad : just wait a minute , all right ? i was at this house outside their front door ready to tell your brother the entire truth , ok ? and then i saw firsthand how crazy he was about his wife and how excited he was about being a father . now , you know how much he 's lost in his life already . he 's -- now he 's found somebody he cares about , who he loves and who loves him right back . i did n't want to take that away because of some kind of technicality . jamie : so you made the choice for j.r. ? tad : and bess . i did it for her future , too . i wanted her to be born into a happy , united , loving family , ok ? not a war zone . jamie : ok . what if the test result turned out that that baby was mine ? would you have still kept the secret ? would you have let j.r. and babe raise my child ? tad : absolutely not . [ scene_break ] j.r. : babe -- honey , what 's wrong ? babe : it -- it 's just all -- it 's just all too much . i -- j.r. : this is a big step . it 's a big step for all of us . it 's the beginning of our life . so -- you know , i -- i am so happy that i feel like crying . dry the tears . we have a wedding to go to . and a christening . all right ? i love you . i 'll be downstairs . babe : all right . j.r. : i 'll take the baby with me so you can get finished , ok ? say goodbye to your mommy . say goodbye to mommy . bye , mommy . babe : bye , sweet pea . oh , god . i ca n't do this . i ca n't ! krystal : you can , honey . you can . you 'll decide what 's right for everybody and you 'll do it . babe : i had j.r. and bianca right there in front of my face , and i could n't do it . mama , i froze like a selfish , lying coward ! i froze ! krystal : you 're not a coward , honey . you are in a hell of a situation . you ca n't blame yourself . babe : then i blame god . how could he let my baby die ? how can he do this to us ? my best friend is grieving over the same child that my husband loves more than life itself ! what the hell am i supposed to do ? why do i have to break their hearts when mine is already in a thousand pieces ? [ scene_break ] anita : i got to go pack ! you got to help me ! maria : wait , wait , wait , wait . anita -- anita : look , i know i 'm totally psyched . it 's like i 'm going on a honeymoon . but it 's just -- it 's taken me so long to get here . i just -- when bobby sees me , i just -- i want him to know that he made the right choice and that i am just as excited to make things work as he is . all right ? i got to shut up . you got to help me pack . come on . maria : no , no , no , no . now , look , there 's just -- there 's something that you should know . anita : i get it . i get that you 're all trying to protect me , but it 's ok . i know what i 'm doing . it 's what i want . it 's real . maria : but this is -- it 's about bobby . anita : i know -- i know that you 're not crazy about him , but he 's changed . you 'll see . i just -- i know it . ok . ok , what is it ? i have a plane to catch . aidan : all right , look , i lied to you , anita . bobby was n't alone in las vegas . he 's with erica kane . [ scene_break ] zach : your family is your business . i 'm not going to judge you . losing a child -- i do n't know what that would do to a person . but i do know that we all mourn in our own way . erica : my daughter is devastated . zach : so you tried to protect her . erica : when the baby died , i tried to comfort her . i tried . but she would n't let me . she -- she said that i was no longer her mother . zach : i -- i know numbers , you know ? i know odds and what makes gamblers tick . i do n't -- i do n't have a clue about family . erica : you do n't spend much time with yours ? zach : no , i never had one . but i would imagine that they can strangle the life out of you . erica : well , that 's very harsh . zach : and i would imagine whatever you give them , it 's never enough . they always want more . and that they want to stuff you into a mold and make you into somebody you do n't want to be . erica : that 's why i 'm here . it 's just that the longer i 'm away from my family , the more i miss them . when i ca n't sleep at night , sometimes i lie there and i just -- i imagine myself with my two daughters , and we 're laughing and we 're teasing each other , and they are happy with me as the mother i 've always tried to be . zach : do n't give up . erica : no , i 'll find myself again . and i 'll make that dream come true . [ scene_break ] babe : i wanted to tell . i really did , mama . but then i saw j.r. sitting there with bess , his own little angel . i do n't know -- it all felt so right , for j.r. and for bess . i do n't know , it 's -- and then , like , bess -- she had her own daddy , like a real daddy would love her . then there 's bianca . she was just so sad . her eyes -- i just -- i just wanted to tell her , `` that 's your baby . that 's your miranda . `` but i could n't . i just did nothing . what am i going to do ? krystal : ok , honey , first of all , you just take a deep breath -- [ krystal inhales ] krystal : and just settle down . babe : what would you do ? krystal : i know how much you love j.r. , and i know how much j.r. loves you . marry him . marry him and start your life together as husband and wife . babe : and lie to him the rest of my life ? krystal : no , no , not necessarily , honey . you still can tell bianca the truth if that 's what you want to do . but at least you and j.r. will have that love and that commitment to fall back on . babe : he 'll be so devastated . so will i. bess is a part of us now . [ knock on door ] krystal : come in , unless you 're the groom . bianca : hey . oh -- um -- all right , i can come back . babe : no , bianca , i 'd like for you to stay . if you could just give us a couple minutes ? krystal : i love you . babe : you look beautiful . bianca : oh , thank you . babe , you 're supposed to be floating on air today . why are you so upset ? babe : jitters . i -- bianca : uh - uh . it 's a lot more than that . what 's wrong ? you know you can tell me anything . babe : i do n't want to upset you . bianca : i 'm not the one with her mascara running . babe : how do you do it , bianca ? how do you get over losing a baby ? [ scene_break ] adam : keep your eyes on the prize , son . you 'll get through this just fine . j.r. : well , a drink or two might help . adam : takes a real man -- for example , a chandler -- to cut through all the sentimental tripe and do what has to be done . not long ago , i was afraid i 'd lost you . j.r. : like when i gave up my brain and fell for a pathological liar ? what the hell was i thinking ? adam : well , do n't be so hard on yourself . you 're young . it 's -- it 's not easy for a boy to pass up a package like that . it was glandular . j.r. : it was more than that . i wanted to stick it to you . adam : and i 'm glad you did . [ scene_break ] bianca : i do n't think i 'll ever get over losing miranda . babe : never ? bianca : well , i mean , i ca n't hold her and i ca n't tickle her and i ca n't watch her grow up , but i 'll never stop loving her or missing her . babe : how do you live like that ? bianca : you just do . myrtle helped me a lot . she -- she told me that god has a plan for miranda . and i believe that . and i know that wherever she is -- whatever -- whatever god 's plan for her is , that he 's going to watch over her and keep her safe and loved and protected . babe : i 'm sure that she is . bianca : i thought it would get easier . some hours are better than others . but sometimes i 'm afraid the pain is going to kill me . and so when that happens , i wrap my arms around my stomach where miranda grew inside me , and i squeeze as hard as i can until i can hear my heartbeat . and i pretend it 's hers and that she 's still inside me . and for just one brief moment , i let myself believe that miranda is still with me , that my baby is still alive . [ scene_break ] erica : she said yes ? bobby : i 'm grinning like a fool , are n't i ? erica : oh , you 're in love , and do n't lose an ounce of that feeling before she gets here . bobby : i wo n't have time . she 's making plans to come here right now . erica : oh , ok . well , you be sure to let me know exactly when she plans to arrive so i can just flip on my sunglasses , flip up the collar on my trench coat , and disappear like me . bobby : oh , whoa , whoa -- i had -- i wish -- you know , i wish romancing my wife was n't chasing you out of town . erica : no , no no no , it does n't matter . come on , i 'm thrilled . my aching muscles and i will soak up the sun . bobby : there are plenty of tourists there that know all about erica kane , though . erica : not in my private hideaway . stop worrying . you are not going to get sucked back into my private drama . that is unacceptable . listen to me -- i want exactly for you what your wife wants for you -- the best . success , love , and that marriage you worked so hard to save . bobby : you 're the best . [ erica and bobby laugh ] bobby : my damsel , my diva , my -- what am i ever going to do without you , huh ? erica : oh , i 'm going to leave a life - size picture of myself with rudy , so he can yell at me every hour . now , go on , get out of here ! you have plans to make . you have a woman to woo . bobby : i do . dinner -- what do i have ? -- stretch limo , shows , all top - notch . this is my one chance to get us back , and i 'm not about to blow this . [ scene_break ] anita : it 's not like this should be a shock , right ? we 're talking bobby , a man who never met a lie he would n't tell or a woman that he would n't -- you know what ? i just -- i need to talk to aidan , alone . maria : are you sure ? because maybe we should just go upstairs -- anita : please , maria . big sister can take the night off . i can take care of myself . edmund : let 's go . anita : what , am i supposed to thank you ? you saved me the trip . you saved me the humiliation of -- of walking in on my husband 's affair . aidan : listen , i did n't know how to tell you . anita : you did a good job just now . what took you so long ? you could n't tell me before when i asked you ? you let me make a complete idiot out of myself ? aidan : just -- there 's no easy way to say some things . anita : you know what ? just spare me ! you 're a coward , just like bobby . you play your little boy games , and you do n't care who gets hurt . bobby plays with the girls and you 're off playing spy ! aidan : look , i 'm sorry you 're hurt . but i 'm not sorry i tried to protect you . anita : oh , gosh . there i -- there i go again . i always end up having to apologize to you . you -- you try to be a friend , and i -- i nail you . i am -- i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . aidan : apology accepted . [ scene_break ] jamie : maybe you were right to keep babe 's secret . but i still think it reeks that you lied to us . tad : you 're right . it did , and i am sorry . so i 'm begging you to forgive me , ok ? jamie : yeah . tad : good . now that that 's settled , i believe you have some best man duties to look after , right ? jamie : yeah , like testing the food . i 'll take that . tad : yeah , they went all out , but if i were you , i would like -- you know , do n't go too overboard , ok ? jamie : ugh . well , who knew ? i mean , when j.r. found out babe lied about the annulment , he was so adam , it freaked me out . and now he 's walking her down the aisle . tad : because he 's dixie 's child , too . and do n't forget , underneath all that chandler steel beats his mother 's heart . we just have to remind him of that every once in a while . jamie : so , i hope j.r. really means what he said -- because babe deserves it . tad : you still really care about her , do n't you ? jamie : actually , i do . and i love j.r . i mean , they 've been through a lot of hell , and some of it because of me . they 've earned some happy time , and i 'm going to help . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why would you be glad that i married babe to stick it to you ? adam : oh , because when you left here you were angry at me . and why not ? i was determined to rule your life . but when you waltzed in with that strumpet on your arm -- what better way to prove to me that you were your own man , making your own decisions ? j.r. : yes , but it took me long enough to figure out that babe was just a prop to get rid of . adam : yes , but , fortunately for us , you impregnated that prop . and you 've given us an exquisite addition to our family . j.r. : i definitely understand you a lot better , dad . adam : you know , i 'm glad to hear you say that , son . elizabeth has brought you into your own , j.r. she 's given you the reason to fight your battles and to win them . this baby rules your world . j.r. : and i want to give her the world . adam : and you will . look what you 've accomplished already . you 've got the masses convinced that you 're madly in love with a girl who 's been lying to you from day one . j.r. : yes , let 's just hope i can get through the ceremony without choking on my vows . adam : you will , you will . just remember the stakes . this little girl , safe here in this family . and her mother back on the streets where she belongs . j.r. : nothing is more important . adam : i am proud of you , son -- of the man you 've become . j.r. : thanks . adam : here we go . j.r. : oh . adam : oh . well , do n't you think it 's time to admit it ? j.r. : admit what ? adam : that , despite your resistance , you ended up learning a few things from your old man . j.r. : stick around . you 'll learn a few things from me . [ adam laughs ] [ scene_break ] babe : i love you , bianca . and today is just as much your day as it is mine . bianca : i love you , too , so much . but if you do n't start getting dressed , the bride is going to get married in her underwear , right ? i 'm going to go down and get your mom so she can help you . krystal : oh . how are you doing , sweetheart ? bianca : i 'm fine . i 'll be downstairs if you need me . ok . krystal : you did n't tell her ? babe : i wanted to . i could n't -- the words -- they just got stuck . krystal : `` your baby 's alive `` is not something you say every day . babe : bianca 's still so sad . i just thought maybe if i could just say it -- if i could -- if i could just tell her , that i can take away all her pain . but then i realized that i 'd be putting j.r. through that very same torture . krystal : you could n't rip bess from his arms . babe : bianca trusts me . how can a person let their best friend believe that their baby is dead ? krystal : oh , honey , i am so sorry . i 'm so sorry i put you in this position . babe : well , stop . it 's not your fault . it 's paul 's , and only god knows why he did this . krystal : oh , but i should have had the brass to tell you when i knew , honey . i was just -- oh , i just thought i could spare you . babe : you did it because you love me . and you wanted to protect me just like you 've always done your whole , entire life . and i love you for it , mama . krystal : oh -- oh , my god . ok , it 's not going to do for anybody to see us in a puddle . you need to get ready . i love you . and i believe in you . so i know -- i know you are going to make the right decision for everybody , especially that baby . babe : i just do n't know how that 's possible . krystal : your heart has never let you down , babe . trust it . babe : how do you know for sure ? krystal : because i have absolute faith in my baby girl . babe : that 's it . i know where to get my answer . [ scene_break ] bobby : are you taking off asap ? because i have got things planned for us , and we do n't have a second to lose . so what is it ? anita : um -- bobby , i do n't have a flight . bobby : oh . what happened ? you did n't get a chance to book it ? are you too swamped ? because i can do it . anita : i do n't have a flight , because i 'm not coming . bobby : anita , what 's wrong ? whatever it is , just come here , and we 'll fix it , ok ? anita : i have to go . bobby : anita , what happened ? i -- why would you change your mind in an hour ? [ dial tone ] [ scene_break ] [ erica imagines laughing as she sits with kendall and bianca ] bianca : i can not believe that you actually said that ! kendall : well , they do n't call me my mother 's daughter for nothing . bianca : cheers . erica : yes . bianca : what are you thinking about , mom ? erica : i am thinking i just love you both so much , and i just -- i ca n't imagine my life without you . kendall : well , i love you , too . bianca : so do i . to the kane women , together again . kendall : the kane women . erica : the kane women . [ scene_break ] brooke : bianca , what a gorgeous dress . bianca : oh , thank you . what -- tad : what -- what 's the problem ? jamie : yeah . tad : you look magnificent . jamie : b - e - a -utiful . bianca : thank you . i 'm sorry , suddenly i feel underdressed . tad : ah , we can remedy that . you know what to do . bianca : oh -- jamie : you 're one of us now . bianca : thank you . jamie : wear it with pride . bianca : i 'm going to cherish it always . but i think i 'm going to wait until after the ceremony . tad : ah , see , there you go . there 's always one in every party . jamie : well , you know , that 's probably a good idea . i mean , you 're just test driving it . adam : welcome , welcome . oh , bianca . it 's not fair to upstage the bride . bianca : oh , well , babe looks absolutely beautiful . adam : no more radiant than bess ' godmother . do n't you agree , j.r. ? j.r. : oh , absolutely . adam : and tad martin . i 'm glad you could make it . here , this is for you . there . tad : you 're not going to tell me where to put it ? [ adam laughs ] adam : no , no , not on this glorious day . i 'm in much too good a mood to let anything bring me down , even you , martin . but -- oh , there is one problem . tad : here it comes . brooke : mm - hmm . adam : mm - hmm . no -- no champagne . waiter ? more bubbly , pronto . thank you . jamie : what 's with adam ? he seems to be smoking more than cigars . brooke : jamie -- tad : yeah , like you 're not thinking the same thing . adam : it 's not often that our extended family gets together . tad : well , there 's probably a reason for that . adam : and i 'm looking at it . [ adam and j.r. laugh ] adam : i want to propose a toast to my son , who will guide this family to a new and remarkable beginning . j.r. : hmm . brooke : hear , hear . bianca : cheers . jamie : cheers . [ scene_break ] [ bess fusses ] babe : hey , why do n't you go grab a bite to eat ? you 're going to get pretty busy later . beverly : uh -- ok . thank you , mrs. chandler . babe : hey . you know that i love you , do n't you ? and so does j.r. and bianca . we all just want you to have whatever your little baby heart desires . and that 's why i 'm here . because i need your help . you see , i 'm supposed to decide who you 're going to be with . and i ca n't . do i take you away from the daddy who loves you more than his own life ? or do i keep you away from the mama who misses you down to your little heartbeat ? just give me a sign . please tell me what to do , ok ? oh , miranda . kendall : miranda ? [ next_on ] anita : the world is a fascinating place , aidan . ask me in , and i 'll prove it . erica : you lied and you manipulated , and you never expected to get caught . kendall : this is not babe and j.r. 's baby . derek : we 're here to question babe chandler regarding a homicide .
anita is ready to visit bobby in vegas until maria and aidan inform her that he 's with erica . assuming he 's cheating on her , she refuses to visit him . babe is torn between doing the right thing by giving miranda back to bianca and admitting what her mother did , or having jr believing she gave him a baby . jr is still ready to put his plan into motion with only adam and jamie knowing about it . jamie asks tad why he kept the secret of the annulment from both him and jr . right when babe is alone with the baby , she asks her whether she wants to be with her or with bianca and she calls her miranda . unknown to babe , however , kendall witnesses what she 's doing .
greenlee : that is horrible . you are so low , so beyond disgusting . you will say anything no matter how obscene if it 'll mess up ryan and me . this is all part of your sick master plan to get him back . kendall : ryan is the one who has a plan , greenlee -- to make sure that your love nest is two and only two , ok ? no nurseries , no babies . the only pitter- patter of footsteps you 'll hear are your own . greenlee : he would n't even consider a move like that without telling me . our marriage is 50/50 -- equal partners . kendall : yeah , well , it 's going to stay that way , and no third party 's going to join you . greenlee : ryan would n't do that . kendall : well , he ca n't -- that 's why he got a surgeon . greenlee : he would discuss it with me first . kendall : look , greenlee , maybe he tried to tell you , ok ? maybe you did n't notice . i 'm sorry , but wake up . you do n't have an all - time , perfect marriage -- you 're not even close . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm just tired . you 're not really here . jonathan : you made maria grey think you 're the guy with all the answers . ryan : i am not like the rest . i am taking control . jonathan : ryan , you 're a lavery . our fate is your fate . ryan : there 's no such thing as fate . jonathan : there must be since you think you 're controlling yours . oh , hey , no , this is funny . school was basically a waste of time for me , except to get away from dad , but i had to learn this insane poem from my almost hero , mr. hewlett . part of it went , `` i am the master of my fate . i am the captain of my soul . `` ryan : yes , that 's right . jonathan : then how come you ca n't get me out of your head , master ? i 'm proof that you 're going to live and die a lavery . ryan : i killed you . i got rid of you , and i will do it again . [ scene_break ] danielle : hold up . how will crashing this private club help save ryan and greenlee 's marriage again ? simone : we get in , we get the down low on ryan 's activities , and then we get him to give it up for happy hubbydom . danielle : i see incarceration and maybe a pink slip . simone : ok , greenlee 's husband has gone astray , all right ? we need to round him up and bring him back into the marital fold . danielle : my mama did n't raise no sheepdog , and this place looks shady . i mean , if ryan has gone naughty , would n't he pick a nice place ? simone : well , they 're designed this way , so they can fly under the radar . danielle : are you sure this is what you claim it is ? simone : ryan gets weird whenever he comes here . ok , i 've tracked him , dani . just follow my lead . [ simone sighs ] simone : good . ok . come here . [ scene_break ] maddie : you rat dog deserter . it 's bad enough you screwed up our escape -- now you 're going to walk out on me ? sam : it 's not my fault we could n't get to california . maddie : you -- you brought lily in on it . sam : shut up about lily . maddie : you know , sam , if you walk out on me , i will hate you till the day i die . maria : what 's going on ? hey , hey . maddie : no , let go of me ! sam : hey , go away . maria : no , no , no -- ah . which -- ok . which one of you is going to tell me what this is about ? i do n't know how many times i have to say this -- we are going to work through this together as a family . maddie : together ? that 's -- that 's funny . no thanks to you and your casino boss lover , i do n't have my father , and now because of you , i 'm losing my brother , too . good work , mom . [ scene_break ] lily : one , two , three , one , two , three . one , two , three , four . hello . zach : hi . lily : you did n't say `` hello `` when i walked in . are you hiding ? zach : no , i 'm not hiding . no . lily : well , i had -- i had four towels in my room until i went down to the honeymoon boat , and then i had three , because i left the fourth one in here . zach : so you found it , good . lily : i found it , and i found you . you 're the man that did not kill the man in the wheelchair . zach : i 'm zach slater . lily : you 're the man that my boyfriend hates more than anyone in the world . zach : who 's your boyfriend ? lily : do many people hate you that much ? zach : there 's a few . what 's your boyfriend 's name ? lily : sam grey . zach : sam grey -- yeah , he 's -- he 's right near the top of `` the people who hate me `` list . lily : can i see the list ? zach : i did n't bring it . i do n't have it on me . lily : why are you here if you 're not hiding ? zach : i lost something . lily : well , i 'm a great detective . tell me what you lost , and i can help you find it . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you ca n't get rid of us , ryan . we 're part of you , man . we are you , and we 're here to stay . ryan : no , you are the only one that 's in my head , and you 're are about to be gone . braden : you 're all of us , ryan -- jonathan and me . patrick : and yours truly . heh . to the line i sired . ryan : no , it ends here , old man . patrick : you 're kidding yourself , son . settle in , boys . we 're here to stay . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you just married zach for power and revenge , so keep your mouth off my marriage . kendall : this is not some nuptial competition , greenlee . you have to deal . greenlee : you resent me , because i have ryan , and we 're happy . kendall : not lately . i do n't envy anything you have , greenlee , including ryan . greenlee : you 've never been able to deal with the fact that he actually fell in love with me . kendall : oh , god , that is so wrong , so old and so wrong . greenlee : stop trying to mess me up . if you messed up your life , fix it . leave me alone . kendall : hold on a second . would you just back off with the miss priss snooty thing for five minutes ? this is me here being honest , being your friend . greenlee : right . kendall : ryan 's head has been messed up since the standoff at that cave . i mean , he killed his brother , for god 's sake . greenlee : we 're working past that . kendall : yes . well , ryan is working to make sure that you never have a child by him , greenlee . i 'm serious . greenlee : how would you know ? he would n't tell you . kendall : that day i dropped by your place , ryan got a phone call from a doctor 's office , and he tried so hard to act normal . he did everything he could to convince me that it was a phone call from a shrink . greenlee : but naturally you jumped to this ugly conclusion . kendall : his name was dr. cooper . i called all three in the county -- not one of them is a shrink . the one that ryan 's using is a surgeon . greenlee : but that does n't mean that -- kendall : no , i confronted ryan , and i made him so angry that he spilled everything , but he would n't let me tell you . greenlee : you knew about this for days ? and you did n't tell me ? and you say you 're my friend ? you pretend to give a damn about me ? when ? when is he having this done ? when is the appointment ? tell me , or i 'll strangle it out of you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i escaped you once , i will do it again . patrick : you ca n't leave me behind , ryan . i 'm in there . ryan : you 're just old baggage . patrick : you 're going to break one day and then you 're going to show everybody that you 're just one of us . you live , we live . ryan : no , you lost your power , pops . jonathan : why are you so scared of having kids ? ryan : the tradition of lavery hatred and damage ends here . patrick : hmm . you always thought you were better than us , but you 're wrong . you 're going to find out that you 're just like us . ryan : i am not like you . i am nothing like you . braden : sorry , brother , but for once , the old man and hockett got it right . all laverys are the same inside and out . [ scene_break ] simone : dani , no -- danielle : i 'm creeped out . i have homework . simone : finally . woman : this is a private establishment . simone : yeah , well , we 're on the guest list . woman : there is no list . danielle : well , ryan must have gotten it wrong , then . simone : yeah . danielle : ryan lavery ? we 're his guests . simone : mm - hmm . woman : i do n't recognize that name . simone : oh , come on . he 's here all the time -- gorgeous , tall , piercing blue eyes , chiseled good looks , cheeks to die for , and his body -- oh -- danielle : unforgettable . simone : a six - pack to kill for . woman : then i guess i have n't met him . simone : come on . you do n't have to play innocent with us . we know what the deal is . woman : hmm . then you know more than i do . enjoy your night , ladies . simone : ok , she 's really spooky and there 's obviously something very ooky going on in there , or they would 've let us in . danielle : ok . i would n't have let you into a public place with that riff . simone : what ? danielle : his six - pack ? that 's stalker talk . simone : no , or it 's girlfriend talk . yeah . yeah , so why would a cathouse let me in to go search for my man ? danielle : is n't it really a hoochie house ? i mean , would ryan risk his marriage , not to mention his health , playing pile - on with a bunch of skanklettes ? would he ? simone : it 's either that or something even worse . [ scene_break ] sam : i 'm not running away . i 'll just be at tad 's . maria : no , you 're not going to tad 's or anyone else 's house . sam : my sister and i are talking -- do you mind ? maria : you 're having a fight about something that 's not going to happen , so why do n't you go upstairs ? sam : hey , why do n't you just butt out . you 're not my real mom -- you do n't get to tell me what to do anymore . maddie : so i 'm not your real sister ? so you do n't give a damn about what happens to me ? you just want to save yourself . maria : i care what happens to both of you , and i 'm ready to do whatever it takes to save this family whether you want to or not . now , whether you like it or not , your lives are with me . maddie : this is so bogus . sam : why not just chain us in our rooms ? maddie : no , i want out of this family . i will sue if i have to . maria : ok , you 're not going anywhere . maddie : and i 'm dropping out of school . i will die before i go back to that hellhole . maria : why ? what happened ? honey , did something happen ? maddie : `` how do you compete with your cheap slut mother ? you give it away for free . `` maria : what ? where did you get this ? maddie : it was on my locker . maria : oh , my god . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , honey . sam : like that makes any difference . maria : you -- this is just scrawled by some idiot kid who 's probably jealous . sam : oh , yeah . everyone wants a tramp for a mother . maria : stop ! right now , sam . do n't let what one kid said , what one stupid kid wrote eat you up . maddie : it 's not just one kid . you claim you listen to us -- listen . my god , what does it take to get through to you ? maria : what is going on -- what else ? this obviously is n't just about one thing . did something else happen ? honey , what -- sam ? maddie : do n't tell . maria : what ? sam : she ought to know . maddie dropped her purse at the mall , and when she was on her knees collecting her stuff , this guy from our school , this junior super jock , was standing almost on top of her and his guys were all behind him . and he said he wanted a `` pro like maddie `` to give him some `` free servicing . `` maddie : sam beat him up . maria : oh . [ scene_break ] zach : when i say i lost something , i did n't -- um -- i 'm here to think , you know , about stuff , feelings and things , it 's -- lily : oh . well , that 's a lot harder than detecting . i do n't understand feelings , either . i have a place where i can go to think , too . it 's a hollow tree . it smells safe . zach : well , maybe this is my hollow tree , then . lily : it does n't smell safe . it smells like chlorine . zach : you 're a very nice girl . lily : thank you . i 'd rather be nice than hot . can you tell what i 'm feeling by my face ? zach : i -- i guess you 're happy , right ? lily : yes , because my dad married the woman that 's supposed to be my mother , and i did n't ruin the honeymoon after all . zach : there was a chance of that or -- lily : oh , yes . a honeymoon should be for the bride and groom only , because when they 're married , they want to have sex , and kids should n't be around for that . zach : no , they -- no , they really -- they should n't , no , no . lily : so reggie came and got me and then he got seasick , and i felt really bad . zach : i 'm sure he 's fine . lily : he is . well , if you can tell me what i 'm feeling -- i 'm happy -- what are you ? zach : i -- i do n't -- i do n't understand -- lily : well , i take a life skills class , because people are very difficult to read and understand . we study expressions and faces and tone . i 'm not sure about your expression -- what is it ? zach : well , this is the face of a man who 's been dead wrong about pretty much everything in his life . lily : you ca n't be right or wrong about anything if you 're dead . zach : you 're right . that 's -- it 's just an expression , and i was totally wrong about a lot of things . that 's all . lily : the odds of being wrong all the time are very small . zach : i manage . lily : well , i 've been wrong a lot , too , but i guess you beat me -- `` beat `` meaning you win . but if the contest is the amount of times you get something wrong , i guess you really lose more than you win . zach : you 're right about that . lily : so who 's on `` the people that hate you `` list ? zach : well , let 's see . um -- there 's your stepmother , erica . lily : erica 's happy . you ca n't hate anyone when you 're happy . zach : oh , you 'd be surprised . she disapproves of the way i dealt with ethan . lily : your son ethan ? kendall 's fiancé sometimes ? zach : yep . and she has an opinion as to how i dealt with maria -- sam 's mom . lily : sam hates you so much that we were planning a get - away for him and his sister . my plan got foiled -- that 's a technical term . anyway , i was trying to save sam from you . zach : ok , i tell you what -- i will not make any more trouble for sam , i promise . lily : i 'll tell that to sam . he 'll be really happy . zach : he 's lucky to have you as a friend . lily : i 'm lucky , too . sam is very smart , and he understands me , and we 've kissed more than once . so where 'd you go wrong with ethan ? zach : oh , i do n't know . i did n't know how to be a good father to him . i did things , you know . i tried to make the right choices , turned out to be the wrong ones , and i messed it all up . lily : does ethan hate you even more than sam does ? zach : he 's at the top of the list . lily : i guess that 's what happens when you 're dead wrong . life is all about clues . there are millions of them . it 's really hard to sort them out . you have to be a very good detective . i can give you a clue about how to be a good father . do you want to hear it ? zach : i would , lily , very much . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm a bad friend -- me ? you 're the one who did such a lame job of keeping zach and me from getting married . greenlee : how long , kendall ? how long have you known that ryan intended to cut off our chances of having children ? [ scene_break ] ryan : for the record , i did n't think that i was too good for you , dad . i knew it . first time i heard you yell , i heard mom cry , and i woke up and saw her bruises . i knew that i was better than you . when you dislocated my shoulder , when you hit braden in the stomach so he would n't bruise in the face , when you slapped us around like it was a game , i knew i would never be anything like you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i swear if it 's too late , i 'll slaughter you . is it ? when is he having it done ? now ? is that why he did n't come down to florida for my dad 's wedding ? spit it out . kendall : i do n't know the exact date . i was stunned , greenlee , but i fought for your side . i did . greenlee : yeah , you fought for my side , but you neglected to tell me about it ? kendall : no , i promised ryan . greenlee : well , you picked a hell of a time to go all moral and honest . hi , this is mrs. lavery . put the concierge on . [ scene_break ] ryan : i made a life for myself , a life that has nothing to do with any of you anymore , and none of you can take it away from me . jonathan : i thought that once . it does n't work that way . it 's like a poison , ryan . it 's inside of you and it works its way out . tell me you do n't feel it . [ scene_break ] zach : so why do i have to stand here ? lily : it 's for your parent test . zach : i 've already flunked it . lily : no , you have n't taken this one yet . step one -- pretend . pretend is where you act like something is real even when it 's not . it 's kind of complicated , but it works . can you do it ? zach : i 'll give it a shot . lily : ok , step two -- pretend that i am your child . zach : i got it . lily : step three -- watch . zach : stop ! lily : why did you stop me ? zach : well , you almost walked into the wall . lily : well , if i ran into the wall walking backwards , i would learn to walk forwards and not to run into walls . zach : ok . would n't it be better not to hit anything at all , maybe ? lily : my dad would call what you just did interfering . my new mother would call it being a good parent . zach : ah , well , who is right ? lily : that 's the problem . it 's not like mathematics . there 's so many different ways to work a problem and an infinite number of answers . i think that if children are adult children , what you did was interfering . what do you think ? zach : i think you 're right . lily : i ca n't see your face . are you happy or sad ? you 're sad . i 'm sorry . zach : ah , it 's ok . i 've done nothing but interfere since i met ethan . ruined his life . lily : so that 's why he 's at the top of your list ? zach : yeah , that 's why . [ scene_break ] maria : honey , you did not deserve any of this or -- or that filthy pig 's comment . i 'm sorry because this is entirely my fault . maddie : there 's a news flash . maria : well , here 's the good news -- is that this is all over . it 's ended . sam : people do n't trash you to your face . maria : zach and i have said good - bye . it 's done . maddie : again ? maria : i get that you do n't trust me because i have n't always used the best judgment . but the one thing that has always been constant is that i love you two . i -- i 'm going to do whatever it takes , i swear to you both , whatever it takes to keep this family together . sam : have you not noticed that we 're not into really bonding with you ? maria : we 've got to do something to support each other and to love each other . sam : maybe if zach slater were out of the picture , we would think about it . maria : he is . sam : slater wo n't be gone until someone locks him up for good . i 'm going to bed . [ scene_break ] ryan : i will never , never treat my wife the way you treated mom . you slap her around , then have kids , treat them like punching bags , so they grow up to be monsters ? patrick : that 's a fine thing to say about your family . ryan : my family ? you were never a father . you were n't even a man . you were a terrified , pathetic slob that tortured women and children , so you could feel like you had something to control . [ patrick chuckles ] patrick : you still think you 're superior . you think johnny and braden did n't try and break the family mold ? it ca n't be done . ryan : i 'm already doing it . braden : the deck 's stacked against you . i know . one day everything 's fine , you 're a good guy living your life happy . then something sets you off . jonathan : some idiot thinks he knows best and sticks his nose where it does n't belong and next thing you know , you 've beaten the life out of him . braden : or your wife lies to you , and you slam out . and you see some girl walking down the street . you follow her and you take her . patrick : or you do some kid a favor by bringing him into this screwed - up world , feed him , clothe him , and then he mouths off , so you smack him one -- not to hurt him , just to make him shut up . jonathan : it 's a trigger that gets pulled , and you just go off . braden : she 's nothing special . you 're not attracted to her . you just need to feel that power . you just want to hurt something . jonathan : you have to lash out and hurt something . patrick : it just gets easier . hell , it 's natural . jonathan : and it feels good . patrick : and nobody -- jonathan : no one cares , ryan . no one cares , ryan . [ patrick , jonathan , and braden talking at once ] jonathan : no one cares , ryan ! no one cares ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : and send someone up to get my bags . no . no , wait ten minutes . i have someone to take care of first . maybe you are a good friend , kendall -- to ryan , not to me . kendall : no , that 's not true . greenlee : shut up ! i am so onto you . i know why you did this . months ago when i told you that ryan and i wanted to have a baby , you freaked . later , you admitted you were n't ready to accept it -- me and ryan as parents creating a family . then you just tried to pretend that everything was cool . kendall : no , no . i told ryan that what he was doing to you was n't fair . i did everything i could to get ryan to call that doctor and cancel the appointment . greenlee : maybe that was my job . did that ever cross your mind ? maybe it was my place to discuss the children question with my husband . kendall : no , i 'm the best friend that you 've ever had . greenlee : no , kendall . a friend would 've come to me and said , `` friend , your husband is about to do something permanent that could destroy your marriage . `` kendall : this has nothing to do with the past or what ryan and i had a zillion years ago . greenlee : your real allegiance has always been to ryan . it makes sense . you 're still in love with him . your so - called friendship with me let you keep ryan in your sights . kendall : will you just stop with that ? please , stop . greenlee : the moves you put on him at the roadside bar -- kendall : yeah , to find out how he felt about you ! greenlee : to gauge how much effort it would take to win him back . kendall : no , that 's not true . greenlee : then why 'd you wait to tell me this , huh ? because you knew if you waited long enough , our marriage might incinerate . kendall : no , greenlee , you 're wrong about this . greenlee : your word is worthless , but mine 's not . so , as god as my witness , we 're back where we started -- honest enemies who despise and only want the worst for each other . you better pray i 'm not too late to stop him . [ scene_break ] [ turns off stereo ] ryan : this is the last time . this is the last time that any of you will be here , because from this point on , i am closing you out . and i know that i can do it , because the fact that you are all here ganging up on me like this is proof that i can do it , because you know -- you know that i found the one certain way to end you , to end the lavery line forever , and you 're powerless . and i do n't have to think about you . i do n't have to worry about the future . you do n't have one , thanks to me . braden : you think greenlee will be ok with this ? she wants children . patrick : he does n't have the guts to tell her . ryan : greenlee will understand . she will support my decision . now , get the hell out of my life , all of you ! [ all of ryan 's tormentors disappear . ] [ scene_break ] zach : i really was trying to do the right thing . i was trying to save my son . lily : well , people make too many mistakes . life jackets are the only sure thing . zach : i do n't think this is going to fix it for ethan and me . lily : well , you could try unconditional love . that 's what my dad has for me . it 's kind of hard to explain , but i know i have it for him , too . zach : you 're very lucky . lily : i 'd better get going . good night . zach : good night . hey , lily . thank you for talking to me . helped a lot . lily : i 'll tell sam not to hate you anymore and that you wo n't be the bad guy for his family . zach : thanks . [ lily hands zach a life jacket . ] lily : they really do work . [ scene_break ] [ while `` i 'll stand by you `` plays , maria sadly glances up outside her front door , zach stands under a rotating ceiling fan thinking , kendall agonizes and falls backward on the bed , greenlee packs her belongings , and ryan stares outside his apartment with tears in his eyes . ] singer : oh , why you look so sad ? tears are in your eyes . come on and come to me now . do n't be ashamed to cry . let me see you through 'cause i 've seen the dark side , too . when the night falls on you , you do n't know what to do . nothing you confess could make me love you less . i 'll stand by you , i 'll stand by you . wo n't let nobody hurt you . i 'll stand by you . so , if you 're mad get mad , do n't hold it all inside . come on and talk to me now . hey , what do you got to hide ? i get angry , too . well , i 'm a lot like you . when you 're standing at the crossroads , do n't know which path to choose , let me come along 'cause even if you 're wrong , i 'll stand by you . i 'll stand by you . [ scene_break ] maria : i was up all night thinking . and i 've come up with what we need . maddie , do n't walk out right now . this is important . maddie : i already know what we need . i 'm going to talk to daddy . maria : we 're having a family meeting ! oh , god . ok , well , she 'd probably prefer to hear it from you later , anyway . sam : no , no , no , do n't drag me into whatever you 've got going . maria : no -- until last night , i had no idea how bad it had gotten for you and your sister . sam : i 'm fine . maddie 's the one getting shafted . maria : well , our lives have become way too public here . sam : not much we can do about that now . maria : not here , there is n't , but there are millions of really nice little towns that we could go live in . hayley and mateo live in california . we could go live near them . i just -- i think we all need a fresh start . what do you think ? we could leave all our problems behind us . [ scene_break ] zach : what happened to you ? kendall : i got hit by a very small truck . never mind , i 'm fine . i just -- i need to be alone right now , please . zach : first , i 'm going to tell you what i 've decided to do . [ scene_break ] danielle : leave ryan alone . simone : oh ! you know , if reggie was running around on you , would n't you want to know ? danielle : sure , so i could bust his head in . but i would n't need the word from you . i 'd know . simone : greenlee and ryan 's relationship has been on the rocks for months . ok ? greenlee is in florida . she 's clueless . danielle : ok . so when she gets back , take her to a chick flick , but do n't wreck her marriage . simone : well , it may not be too late to save it . danielle : sure . tell greenlee her man has a platinum card at the house of tarts , and just watch the fun begin . simone : i 've made up my mind . danielle : you ca n't derail them without one single fact . simone : i am telling greenlee ryan is cheating on her , end of discussion , assistant . danielle : oh . i knew you could n't resist playing the assistant card . well , this assistant 's revolting . or better yet , mutinying . i wo n't let you wreck greenlee 's life . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . greenlee : hey . ohh . ryan : why did n't you call me , tell me you were coming home ? greenlee : i missed this . ryan : yeah , i missed you , too . get in here . tell me about it how was it ? how was the wedding ? greenlee : where are you going ? ryan : it does n't matter . tell me . was it erica 's best yet ? greenlee : yeah , it was gorgeous . erica -- i ca n't . ryan : what 's wrong ? greenlee : i know , ok ? but it 's not ok . kendall told me what you 're planning to do . [ scene_break ] lily : i told you , i got my towel . reggie : we 're not looking for a towel , all right ? we need to talk , in private . lily : well , this is a very good place for privacy . reggie : yeah , i have to make sure your head 's screwed on tight . lily : i like the way you talk . you look scared . reggie : no , lily , i 'm not scared . all right , this is about you and sam . lily : well , you can turn your mouth up for that . it 's a happy subject . reggie : all right , you said you and sam were kissing and stuff ? lily : no , i never mentioned `` and stuff . `` just practice kissing . reggie : well , you should n't . lily : well , how am i going to get any good at it if i do n't practice ? reggie : ok , all right . guys -- they can get carried away . and if you give them a kiss , you know , they -- they might want to take things further , and -- and they might want to go to the next step . lily : you think i 'm going to do what the hot girls are doing ? reggie : sam may want that . yeah . lily : no , only kissing . reggie : yeah , so far , but sam 's -- all right , sam 's a guy , and guys are different than girls . lily : i know that , reggie . reggie : all right . i do n't want you to -- i want you to stop practice - kissing sam . lily : i thought you were my brother . reggie : i am your brother . that 's why i 'm giving you brotherly advice . lily : no . this is an interference . i have our mom and dad for that . so go back to being my brother . [ scene_break ] sam : you said that running away did n't solve anything . maria : there 's a difference between running away and starting fresh . sam : sure , when you do it . how many times can you torch my life ? there are two things in my life that i do n't hate -- being part of the martin family and lily . and now you want to just drag me away from them , so you can go someplace else and crash and burn all over again ? leave me and maddie out of it . [ scene_break ] maddie : i hate him , daddy . i hate him more than i will ever hate anyone . how could she be so stupid and hook up with zach slater ? [ maddie walks up to the wildwind mausoleum door . ] maddie : do n't worry , daddy . zach wo n't get away with it . i wo n't let him . [ scene_break ] zach : sit down . it 'll be easier . kendall : i 'm really not in the mood for more -- zach : just sit down . all right . i 'm withdrawing my suit to overturn cambias . i do n't want it , and i do n't want the money . kendall : wait a minute . zach : no , you wait a minute . you married me because you wanted a piece of the cambias pie . it 's not going to happen . so if you want out , you can get out , no questions asked . [ scene_break ] greenlee : that 's why i did n't warn you that i was coming home . i 'm in time , are n't i ? there are about a billion reasons why that procedure is wrong . ryan , we should have babies . you 'd make a wonderful , wonderful dad . i know i can convince you of that . i know i can if we just sit down on the couch , and we thrash it out . maybe we should get therapy or something -- ryan : it 's too late , greenlee . it 's done . [ next_on ] erica ( to dr. greg madden ) : do i know you from somewhere ? di ( to amanda ) : you 've got this two - faced act down , do n't you ? simone ( to ethan ) : i know what you 're doing . i can not let you do it , can i ? greenlee ( to ryan ) : you made the decision of a lifetime without me ? kendall : do you have a gun ? zach : yeah , why ? kendall : i want to see how big a hole i can put in your heart .
simone and danielle go to investigate ryan 's secret place and the woman he sees but they do n't find anything out from her . greenlee finds out , from kendall , that ryan has talked to a surgeon about having a vasectomy . ryan is back in pine valley being `` visited `` by the ghosts of jonathan , braden , and their father . they all tell him that they are all inside him and he 's capable of doing what all of them did . greenlee returns home and attempts to convince her husband that he does not need to go through with having a vasectomy because he would make a great dad . but he tells her it 's too late . maria finds out her kids are being harassed at school because of their family 's scandal . she suggests to sam that they move somewhere else and make a fresh start . but sam tells his mother he wants to stay in pine valley . he has a family , the martins . and he has lily who he really likes . reggie tells lily she should be cautious of sam because he might push sex on her . but she tells him he 's her brother and not her father . lily has a conversation with zach slater and finds out about his problems with ethan . zach tells kendall that he will give up all of cambias money so she 'll have no reason to stay married to him , and she can go back to ethan . but she realizes it 's too late .
[ previously_on ] at the wedding of a lifetime , three stories of love collide . first , two best friends -- greenlee : we will conquer the world . greenlee and kendall : yes ! one with a dirty little secret . kendall : we slept together . we cheated on our significant others . aidan : it was a one - time mistake . then , back from beyond to reunite her family . tad : my little girl is still out there somewhere . only one man can help . dixie : i came to make you do the right thing . and -- tad : you and angie -- it 's a hell of a love story . separated for 20 years . jesse : i never stopped loving you . a joyous reunion , until his past catches up to them . robert : jesse hubbard , your day has come . a day of celebration turns deadly . jack : aidan and kendall betrayed you . greenlee : how could you have done this to me ? robert : one move and she dies . jesse : let 's do this ! tad , no ! [ scene_break ] tad : oh . jake : tad . tad : oh , my god . frankie : we got to get him out of here . jake : ready ? frankie : yeah . jake : one , two , three . [ tad screams ] [ tad moans ] [ scene_break ] [ jesse grunts as he climbs aboard the helicopter ] robert : ow ! jesse : are you trying to kill us all ? robert : killing you would be enough , huh ? angie : jesse ! jesse : baby ! baby , take the controls ! angie : jesse , what do i do ? jesse : pull that stick back towards you ! angie : what do i do with it ? [ robert yells ] jesse : pull it back ! pull it back ! [ scene_break ] cassandra : you have to let me go up to the roof . aidan : you ca n't . not a chance . it 's not safe . cassandra : he 's got my mother , my brother , and jesse . aidan : yeah , and robert gardner is armed . and we 're not sure where he is . cassandra : look , i do n't care . dre : hey , come on . greg : are you ok ? opal : how could i have been so stupid ? greg : no , do n't beat yourself up . opal : you see any smart people locked in a closet ? what a fool i was . i should have known that ray gardner 's brother would have just as black a heart . greg : it sounds like he fooled a lot of people . dre : cass ? cassandra : let me go ! aidan : listen , i told you , you ca n't go . it 's not safe . cassandra : i do n't care . he has my mom . ruth : she 'll be all right , dear . they all will . cassandra : you do n't know that . ruth : i 've been sending up prayers all the time . [ scene_break ] [ noise ] zach : greenlee ? [ noise ] zach : green -- [ greenlee grunts ] zach : ay - yi - yi . you forgot your purse . greenlee : those shoes are new if you 're aidan 's size . zach : uh -- no , they 're going to be a little tight on me . greenlee : son of -- zach : do you want to talk ? greenlee : i 'd much rather -- [ greenlee growls ] greenlee : so much better than talking . zach : you 're hurt . greenlee : no . i 'm cleaning . it 's spring . it 's what you do . and i feel so much better already . really . all this room , space to spread out again , closets just for myself , and the bed -- zach : oh , that 's pretty . greenlee : aidan gave it to me . a souvenir from the famous los angeles book tour trip . [ greenlee grunts ] [ souvenir crashes ] greenlee : when did he have time to shop for me ? hell , when did he have time to think of me ? he was too busy doing your wife . zach : that 's not what happened . greenlee : oh , that 's right , that 's right . it was only once that they got naked . and every day , week , month since , aidan lied to me . [ greenlee grunts ] zach : here . greenlee : what ? zach : i lied to you , too . i thought maybe you 'd want to throw something that belongs to me and -- greenlee : you were supposed to be my friend . zach : yeah , well , friends make mistakes . greenlee : i 'm not forgiving you here . zach : that 's ok . greenlee : and i 'm never forgiving aidan . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . is greenlee here ? have you seen her ? ryan : no , why would greenlee be here ? kendall : did she call you ? ryan : no . what 's going on ? kendall : uh -- are you alone ? ryan : no , emma 's here . but annie 's out . let me try this again . what is going on ? kendall : ah -- i do n't know . i -- i -- i should go . ryan : hold on , hold on , that 's ok . just stay here and calm down , ok ? please . kendall : i ca n't . ryan : hey , hey , hey , hey . it 's ok . it 's ok . tell me what happened . kendall : uh -- oh , god , ryan , it was really bad . there was -- we were at angie and jesse 's wedding , and there was this man , and he was shooting at everybody at the reception , and he shot at everybody around him . and -- and he shot julia . ryan : julia keefer was shot ? [ scene_break ] joe : we have a gunshot , upper right quadrant . i need a fast exam and a c.t . scan , stat . nurse : yes , doctor . joe : get some o - negative up here , at least five units . cube two . julia : krystal ? krystal : i 'm right here , julia . julia : what -- what happened ? krystal : you were shot . julia : kathy -- krystal : she 's fine . she 's fine . she 's with colby . julia : i need to -- i need to see her . krystal : no , no , no . you need to let them take care of you . emt : julia , we got to move . krystal : you 're going to be fine . you hear me ? everything is going to be fine , julia . [ scene_break ] frankie : hold on , hold on , hold on . jake : the bullet went through his arm and into his chest . [ tad moans ] jake : through -- [ tad screams ] jake : and through . frankie : oh , lots of blood . jake : most likely a tear to the brachial artery . frankie : all right , we got to stop it before it bleeds out . jake : all right , all right . his breathing is shallow and rapid . he 's cyanotic . hold on . frankie : he 's got a perforation between the lung and the pleural cavity . jake : pneumothorax . frankie : yeah . we got to get him out of here . jake : not an option . he 'll never make it . frankie : oh , tad -- get down ! get down ! down ! [ scene_break ] angie : jesse ! jesse : i 'm -- i 'm ok , baby ! you 're doing great ! you just keep breathing , baby ! you keep that throttle pulled back as far as you can ! as hard as you can ! keep this thing in the air ! robert : damn you ! jesse : give it up ! give it up ! robert : never ! angie : jesse ! [ jesse grunts ] angie : jesse ! robert : you should have stayed dead ! angie : jesse ? jesse -- [ robert yells as he falls back to the casino 's rooftop ] jesse : you should have fastened your seat belt ! hold on , baby , just hold -- just hold -- angie : oh -- oh -- oh -- [ scene_break ] julia : you 're sure kathy 's ok ? krystal : yeah , yeah . she 's right as rain . julia : you 're sure she was n't hurt ? krystal : no , no . no , she was n't even in the room when that crazy man stormed through , remember ? colby had just taken her to the restroom . julia : thank god . she did n't see me like this ? krystal : no . no , she has no idea what happened . everything 's going to be ok . all right ? you 're going to be home before you know it , chasing that little girl around the house . [ scene_break ] colby : do you want to play a game , kathy , or read a book ? how do you feel about dinosaurs ? little a 's left lots of them around . kathy : where 's aunt julia ? colby : i 'll go grab some toys and stuff . i 'll be right back . adam : uh , why do n't you take kathy -- with you ? adam : well , i think i 'm going to make myself a drink . long day . hmm . would you like something ? cookies and milk ? kathy : no , thank you . [ adam finds another copy of the adoption certificate at the bar ] adam : damn ! kathy : that 's a bad word adam : yes . yes , it is . [ scene_break ] jake : nice . frankie : this is going to hurt . jake : all right . frankie : this should stop the bleeding until we get to p.v.h . jake : his breathing 's getting worse . pressure 's building in the left lung . you stay with me , ok ? i 'm not going anywhere . i 'm right here . i 'm right here . dixie : no , no , tad -- frankie : ah . we 're going to have to relieve it . jake : or we 're going to lose him . [ scene_break ] ryan : well , when do you think you will have an update ? all right . ok , thank you . kendall : how 's julia ? ryan : they 're still working on her . there 's -- there 's no word yet . kendall : oh , god . oh , my god . ryan , it was such a beautiful day . i mean , their wedding , and the vows . all that love and hope . and then -- ryan : who is this guy ? i mean , why would he take angie hostage ? kendall : i do n't -- it 's tad 's uncle ? i do n't know . i do n't know why . ryan : you 're lucky that you were n't shot . kendall : yeah , well , i was n't there when it happened . aidan told me about it . ryan : well , if you 're looking for greenlee , that 's a pretty good place to start . kendall : i do n't think so . ryan : why ? what happened ? kendall : greenlee found out . ryan : found out what ? kendall : well , you 're going to hear it anyway . uh -- aidan and i -- we -- we were together . ryan : you what ? kendall : just once . once , ryan . it was just once , ok ? and it was when they were missing . we thought that -- we thought that greenlee and zach were dead . please , please do n't look at me like that , ok ? we were going through a horrible , horrible time . we both thought that we had lost the people that we love . ryan : once ? kendall : once , once , yes ! ryan , i love my husband . ryan : does he know ? does zach know ? kendall : yeah , he -- he knew a while ago , and he 's dealt with it . ryan : zach has dealt with it ? i mean , how does any man deal with his wife sleeping with another man ? kendall : greenlee was so happy , ok ? she was happy , and she was in love , and we all just wanted to protect her , so we kept quiet . was that so wrong ? ryan : you know , you lied to greenlee about using your eggs and not hers when spike was conceived , because you wanted to protect her . and how did that work out for you ? kendall : greenlee barely survived in that bomb shelter . she got so sick , she almost died . i mean , what was i supposed to say ? `` hey , i 'm glad you 're out of hell . oh , and by the way , i slept with aidan `` ? ryan : it was lies that drove greenlee out of pine valley , and she came back . she worked it through , she forgave . she finally got her life to a good place , and what happens ? her life gets blown up by the people that love her . kendall : i want to make things right , ryan . but i do n't know what to do . i mean , you should have seen greenlee 's face . if you had seen her face -- i do n't think she 'll ever get over this . [ scene_break ] greenlee : total flipping liar ! [ greenlee pants ] zach : better ? greenlee : a little . [ greenlee ca n't get her engagement ring off ] greenlee : i 've got to get it off . come on . i swear to god , i 'll cut off this finger if i have to . [ greenlee grunts ] zach : here , let me help you . greenlee : i can do it ! i 've got it . zach : you 're just making it worse . greenlee : i want it off , now ! i hate him , zach . i hate him . i want this ring off . i want aidan out of my life . i never want to see him again . [ scene_break ] opal : i wish somebody would tell us something . cassandra : now , i knew there was something sketchy about that guy . i knew it . dre : there 's nothing you could have done . cassandra : i keep -- i keep reliving it in my head . my mom looked so scared . dre : do n't . cassandra : it 's so -- it 's so twisted , right ? i mean , it 's like a perfectly happy day . and then , all of a sudden , out of nowhere , all hell breaks loose ? life or death time ? dre : i got to get out of here . cassandra : where are you going ? wait , what 's wrong ? dre : i 'll call you later , ok ? cassandra : dre ? aidan : hey . listen , you ca n't go . cassandra : ok , if he 's going , so am i . aidan : hey , hey , hey . greg : come here . come here . your mom 's going to be ok . cassandra : look , the guy has a gun ! what do you -- greg : angie can take care of herself . cassandra : you do n't have to talk to me like i 'm a kid , like to pat me on the back and tell me everything 's going to be ok . greg : i 'm not , i 'm talking to you like someone who has known your mom for a long time . she 's not going to lose her head , she 's not going to fall apart , she 's going to stand up to robert and win . i 've seen her do it a million times . cassandra : yeah , i know . she 's -- she 's pretty tough . greg : yeah , and she 's got jesse and tad up there fighting for her , and frankie , too , a regular war hero . and jake . there 's no way gardner stands a prayer . [ scene_break ] [ jesse pants ] jesse : all right , ok . all right . all right , baby . calm down . we 're going to get this thing down . we 're going to get this thing down on the ground . all right , baby , you did good . you did good ! you did good , baby ! angie : put on your seat belt . i do n't want you to fall out ! [ jesse and angie laugh ] jesse : oh , my god . anything for my new bride . oh , jesus . [ scene_break ] dixie : oh , my love , hang in there . jake : oh , god , he 's going into shock . cardiac output is just too low . i 'm going to have to puncture the lung and release the pressure . got anything sharp ? something sharp . frankie : i call her `` my lady . `` she 's sharp , but she ai n't sterile . jake : she 's going to have to do . jake : i 'm sorry , brother . this is going to hurt . [ tad groans ] frankie : ok . all right . damn you ! [ frankie struggles with robert for the gun ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : here . get it off now . zach : all right . just relax . greenlee : relax ? relaxing got me here -- trusting , believing . what the hell was i thinking ? ok , i 'll relax . i 'm still not forgiving you . greenlee : did you throw things when you found out ? zach : maybe one thing . greenlee : that was it ? how did you do it -- be ok with it ? zach : i was n't ok with it . it 's , um -- greenlee : you are now . zach : the punch helped . it felt good . greenlee : yeah . you punched aidan hard . maybe i 'll forgive you . zach : i understand if you do n't . people do n't like being lied to . [ ring hits the floor ] zach : hey . come here . [ zach hugs greenlee ] zach : it 's ok . it 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee should n't be alone , ryan . i 'm worried about her , and i will go after her , but zach swears it would only make things worse . ryan : so you want me to find her . kendall : well , yeah . you 're not part of this mess , and she needs that . ryan : maybe she just needs some space . kendall : please , ryan . you and greenlee had that whole green dynamite kiddo butterfly thing -- whatever that was , you had that , and she needs that superhero now . ryan : well , i do n't remember any of that , so -- kendall : but you still have the connection . she 'll listen to you , and you can make her understand . ryan : greenlee 's fiancé slept with her best friend . the people that love her most in the world lied to her . i do n't think i can explain that . kendall : but , ryan , please , please . i need this . greenlee needs this . oh . oh . ugh . sorry , sorry , i -- ryan : what ? kendall : of course . no . ryan : what ? kendall : i totally understand why you do n't want to go after greenlee , because you have all that love for her that you do n't have for annie . [ scene_break ] jake : hang in there . [ frankie and robert continue fighting ] jake : here we go . jesse : ah ! jake : ok . i 'm right here . [ tad wheezes ] jake : good , good . you 're responding . thank you . dixie 's voice : thank you . jake : that 's very kind of you . [ tad gasps ] jesse : hey ! robert : ah ! ow ! jake : get him tight . frankie : do n't even think about it . mom . [ scene_break ] [ jesse pants ] jesse : we got it . we got it , baby . we 're ok . we 're ok . angie : i love you . jesse : i know . me , too . me , too . i love you . ok . all right . [ jesse and angie laugh and kiss as they land the helicopter ] jesse : we did it . baby , we did it . we did it . [ scene_break ] krystal : kathy was just a picture at the wedding . julia : she was so excited . krystal : joe , what 's the good news ? julia : it 's bad . joe : the bullet hit your liver and did some damage . julia : it 's lacerated ? badly ? krystal : but you can fix that , ca n't you , dr. joe ? i mean , some stitches and -- and she 'll be good as new . joe : we 're going to get julia into the o.r . right away . [ scene_break ] colby : how about we draw something special for your aunt julia ? kathy : can we call her ? colby : i bet you 're a great artist . kathy : i want aunt julia . adam : you know , i -- i have it on the utmost authority that your aunt julia loves cats . so , why do n't we -- why do n't we draw her a cat ? a great big cat . what do we call it ? what 's his name ? kathy : sam . that 's my cousin 's name . adam : sam , perfect , perfect cat -- name for a cat . inspired . what about his whiskers ? let 's see . hmm . hmm . what about whiskers ? long or short ? kathy : long . [ scene_break ] joe : we 'll get you prepped . julia : no . no surgery . [ scene_break ] aidan : guy 's name is robert gardner . he just retired from the fbi , and he 's armed . cassandra : look , he 's got my mother , angie hubbard . officer : all right , how many people on the roof ? greg : robert , angie -- four men went after them . cassandra : one of them is my brother , frankie hubbard . officer : was anyone else armed ? cassandra : look , you have to save her , ok ? opal : they will . they will save her , honey . cassandra : you have to -- opal : they 'll save them all . [ scene_break ] jesse : baby , it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . look at me . look at me . are you ok ? are you ok ? angie : oh , boy , i do a lot for you , do n't i ? [ jesse laughs ] jesse : i love you . i love you . all right , come on . come on . let 's go finish this . all right ? you with me ? all right . breathe , baby . [ jesse and angie cry then get out of the chopper and hug in relief ] angie : oh , my god , tad . robert : ow ! oh ! jesse : you ok , son ? frankie : i 'm good . jesse : all right , hold him still . i want to look at the man who tried to kill my wife for a rock . [ jesse takes the diamond out of rob 's pocket then picks up the gun and points it at his chest ] robert : damn you , hubbard . jesse : you -- you 're done , papel . you are so done ! jake : he 's lost a lot of blood . angie : but you kept him out of shock . jake : barely . he 's in bad shape , angie . angie : hey , handsome . we 're going to take care of you , ok ? robert : go ahead . shoot me . go on , you know you want to . hell , all those -- all those years , huh , i kept you from your precious woman . she 's a sweet little thing , is n't she ? huh ? jesse : shut up ! [ robert chuckles ] jesse : shut up . robert : go on , you got a gun . why do n't you use it ? frankie : dad , do n't do it . robert : 20 years -- 20 years , you 've been wanting to do this . all that hate , all that rage , and now you got a chance , huh ? finally . so , go ahead . huh ? you 've been dreaming about this , have n't you ? have n't you ? have n't you , huh ? frankie : you can not give him what he wants , dad . he knows what it 's going to be like . prison for an ex - fbi agent ? come on . now if you shoot him -- if you shoot him , you give him an easy way out . now , he 's given you 20 years of hell . he 's given me 20 years -- us 20 years of hell . i say , you give it back to him . [ robert coughs ] frankie : make him do his time . robert : oh ! frankie : oh , yeah ! all right , all right , all right . yeah . robert : you 're a little coward , ai n't you ? frankie : all right . officer : police ! drop the gun ! frankie : here 's your man right here . [ scene_break ] krystal : no , no . she does n't mean that , joe . of course , she wants the surgery . the loss of blood , the shock , the drugs -- julia : krystal , i know what i 'm doing . no surgery . krystal : no , no , this is crazy . julia : i have a steady internal bleed , a severely lacerated liver . krystal : that 's -- that 's why they 're going to operate , so they can fix that . tell her . julia : it would only be temporary . krystal : that 's not true . that -- that ca n't be true . right , joe ? joe : we 'll pack the wound . julia : i 'll die anyway . you know that . krystal : no . no , no . that ca n't be . there 's got to be some -- a transplant . we 'll turn pine valley upside down to find a donor . i 'll volunteer right now . joe , test me . come on . joe : the lead time for testing takes weeks . we do n't have that long . want to see kathy ? julia : no . i brought her here when her mother died . i wo n't put her through that . julia : it 's the best decision , krystal . joe : we 'll do everything we can to make you comfortable , julia . julia : thank you . krystal : is there anything i can do ? anything that you need ? julia : my sister maria in california . she is kathy 's appointed guardian . call her for me . krystal : of course . of course . i just -- i just wish that -- julia : maria has a wonderful family . kathy adores sam and maddie . she 'll be happy and loved . julia : one more thing . krystal : anything . julia : tell kathy i love her . [ scene_break ] robert : i 'll be in touch . ow ! frankie : you did the right thing . you did . jesse : i 'm not so sure . [ frankie hugs his dad ] jesse : how 's he doing ? angie : he does n't have much time , jesse . jesse : you got your wings ? frankie : like a bird . flown one , flown them all . jesse : we got transportation . jake : i 'll call p.v.h . , tell them we 're on the way . jesse : thaddeus , you listen to me . you hang in there , all right ? you hang in there . you can not leave us . you ca n't leave us , man . you hang in there . you hear me ? jake : come on , come on , come on . jesse : you just hang on . [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan , i 'm sorry about the whole greenlee thing . i should n't have brought it up . you -- you have enough troubles of your own . ryan : it 's ok . it 's all right . look , annie 's going to have to know about julia , all right ? she told me that they 're close . kendall : yeah , i know . of course . i should go . [ scene_break ] greenlee : surviving that bomb shelter , bad food , bad water , snakes , and skeletons , and no air -- that was easy , but letting myself trust someone again -- the scariest thing i 've ever done in my life , and look where it got me . zach : oh . how do snails fight ? they slug it out . slug -- slug it out . greenlee : that was terrible . zach : yeah . greenlee : thank you . zach : you want something ? a glass of water , a cup of coffee , or scotch ? water ? [ greenlee kisses zach ] [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] krystal : i 'll tell kathy that her mother was strong and brave and beautiful , and that you loved her to the other side of the moon . julia : her favorite color is yellow . and she likes creamy peanut butter , not chunky . and she likes to have her back rubbed when she goes to sleep . she likes bubble baths and butterfly kisses , and she wants a pony . dixie : you 've taken such good care of my kate . so much love . thank you . i wish you did n't have to go , but she 'll be all right . i promise you , julia , our little girl -- she 'll be all right . krystal : julia ? julia : she 's going to be all right . my little girl 's going to be all right . [ monitor flatlines as julia takes her last breath ] [ scene_break ] frankie : i love you guys . jesse : be careful up there . jake : buckle up , bro . we 're going airborne . [ as frankie and jake take tad to pvh in the helicopter , jesse and angie stand together on the roof kissing ] [ next_on ] greenlee ( to zach ) : let kendall go . make love to me . angie : julia , i want you to come back . krystal ( to j.r. ) : what about tad ? j.r. : he 's going to be all right . jake : a partial tear -- j.r. : he 's not going to leave you and jenny now . [ monitor flatlines as dixie watches over tad ]
jesse manages to rescue angie from robert 's clutches but then struggles to land the helicopter . tad is shot . the bullet went through his arm into his chest . dixie hovers over him while jake works frantically to stop the bleeding . julia is rushed to the hospital , but she has some major internal bleeding plus a lacerated liver that costs her her life . robert was knocked out of the helicopter by jesse , but he begins to come to . adam and colby take kate home to adam 's mansion and try to distract her . krystal stands vigil by julia 's hospital bed when she receives the bad news from joe . realizing that her condition is fatal , julia refuses surgery . zach goes to see greenlee who is busy tossing everything of aidan 's out the door . kendall tells ryan what happened between herself and aidan and wants him to go after greenlee , but he refuses . cassandra begins to panic over what happened to her mom . robert manages to grab the gun and get on his feet . frankie sees him and tackles him . they struggle over the gun . greenlee urges zach to get aidan 's ring off her finger . greenlee informs zach that she will not forgive him . zach holds greenlee when she begins to cry over aidan , then they kiss . jesse and angie land the helicopter safely then are horrified to see tad lying in a pool of blood . as she 's dying , julia asks krystal to get in touch with maria , because she is kate 's legal guardian . jesse wants to shoot robert , but frankie asks him to make him do his time in prison instead . the police arrive and take robert away . realizing that tad needs immediate hospitalization , frankie and jake fly him there by helicopter . after dixie thanks her for taking such good care of kate , julia takes her last breath , confident that her little girl will be all right .
[ tad yells as he flies down the hospital corridor in a wheelchair while krystal 's exiting the elevator ] jake : somebody stop this man ! [ when his wheelchair crashes , tad lies on the floor covered in krystal 's yellow roses ] tad : get away from me . woah ! krystal : tad . tad are you all right ? jake : tad , are you all right . good . you 're an idiot ! you 're a complete idiot tad : [ laughs ] ah , who says life is n't a bed of roses ? hee hee ! see what i did there ? [ laughs ] jake : yeah , i did . [ tad laughing ] [ scene_break ] liza : excuse me . i 'm looking for adam chandler 's room . nurse : oh , yeah , it 's just right here . liza : good morning . security guard : sorry , it 's family only . liza : i am family . liza colby . security guard : i do n't see you on it . liza : well it 's obviously an oversight . listen , my stepfather is being buried today and i need to go over the funeral arrangements with his brother . unless you 'd like to tell mr. chandler that he 's delivering the eulogy ? security guard : all right . liza : thanks . adam : which part of leave me the hell alone is tripping you people up ? liza : i 'd love to leave you alone , but i 'd have to take my daughter with me . adam : liza ... ha . liza : hello , adam . it 's been a long time . what , are n't you gon na congratulate me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you are bossy , said the turtle . but you do n't have to be . so then bossy bear gave his friend the turtle the bossy crown . come on let 's go . ok , this is sad . i know , honey . i 'm not really good at the voices am i ? i 'm really not . i 'm sorry erica : hey . do n't stop on my account . kendall : oh please . i am sure poor ian could use the break . i 've been butchering his stories all morning . erica : no , i think you 're doing a wonderful job . kendall : well , not like zach . erica : have you heard anything further ? i could call jackson , and he could go down and see what kind of a deal he can make . kendall : except zach does n't want a deal . he 's going to jail for murder [ scene_break ] jesse : can i get you anything zach ? zach : yeah . some answers would be nice . jesse : well , you 'll have to be a little more specific . zach : i plead guilty . i should be in some kind of a maximum security prison by now . jesse : no well i have a few questions of my own still . zach : oh what do you need to know . what else do you need ? jesse : oh first of all . you can tell me what really happened the night that stuart was killed ? i 've been going over your file . you left out a few really important details . zach : you 're gon na have to be a little more specific , jess . jesse : all right fine . all right , why did n't you tell me that kendall was at the chandler mansion the night stuart was killed ? on the terrace . with a gun . the same gun that killed stuart chandler . according to forensics , her prints were all over that gun . [ scene_break ] krystal : these were for you . i thought you might need something to cheer you up , but it looks like you 're doing just fine . tad : of course , i am . i 'm free . or at least reasonably priced . jake : yeah , he actually is free . that 's why i was wheeling him out in the wheelchair , and you know what if that thing is broken , you 're paying for it . i 'm not paying for it . krystal : no listen , hey if you need a ride , i will drive you home . tad : yes . thank you god , yes ! jake : he does n't need a ride . you know , i got it all covered . i 've got the keys . i 'm gon na get the car . tad : you stink . you stink . by the time we get to the parking lot , i 'm out of here . krystal : tad , is that a yes ? jake : it 's not a yes . we thank you but -- krystal : fight it out . i 'm going to pull the car around . tad : that 's a yes . go , go , go . retrieve the chariot , my helen , my my elena , my aphrodite . thank you . you look great . jake : unbelievable tad : what is wrong with you ? jake : do you see what 's happening ? do i have to spell it out for you ? first it 's gon na be flowers like it is , then it 's gon na be rides home . then she 's going to be offering to take jenny off your hands . is that what you want ? tad : oh please . jake : is that what you want ? tad : you 're just ticked off because i outed your lousy driving skills . [ laughs ] jake : no in my ... first of all , first of all , i 'm an excellent driver , thank you . no now , first of all , i 'm upset , ok ? i 'm an excellent driver . what 's gon na happen when your kid is calling hayward daddy . what 's gon na happen then ? [ scene_break ] david : good morning to you , too . now , now . is that the way to treat the father of your child ? [ scene_break ] adam : what are you doing back in town ? liza : i 've come to reconnect with my daughter . adam : you ever heard of the telephone ? [ liza chuckles ] liza : yeah , well , this is not the kind of news that you leave on a machine . adam : who 's the poor bastard you duped this time ? you going to steal his child , too ? liza : well , not that it 's any of your business , but i got it from an anonymous donor . adam : from a sperm bank not owned by me , i hope . liza : oh , do n't think i did n't double check . but apparently , it was silly for me to worry . turns out you do n't own much these days , do you ? how does that feel , losing your entire empire ? adam : i still have colby . liza : you say that as if somehow you 're deserving of her love . adam : my daughter chose me , liza . live with it . liza : adam , i miss my daughter . adam : really ? well , that 's interesting because i noticed you never came back for her . and it 's a little late to play the doting mother . so why do n't you just say thank you and go your waddling way ? liza : because i believe that my daughter can still be saved . adam : oh , colby ? she 's a remarkable young woman . god knows what she 'd be like if she had n't already saved herself from you . liza : well , all of this from a man that breeds alcoholics . colby : better an alcoholic than a murderer like you . [ scene_break ] zach : even if kendall 's prints are on the gun , does n't mean she pulled the trigger . jesse : no , but it does make her a prime suspect . zach : no further suspects . you got your guy . jesse : we 've got a heart - broken mother thinking that her son is gone for good . who would n't want to go looking for justice , zach ? zach : how many more times -- how many more times do i have to tell you ? i thought my son was dead . i went after adam to make him pay . jesse : well , he did pay . his brother is dead . his family is in pieces . so is yours , it seems . zach : well , my son 's going to be fine . live a full and healthy life . jesse : without his father . it 's not going to be easy for either one of you . trust me . i know -- i 've been there . missing out on my son 's life -- there was n't a day that went by where i did n't wonder , did i make a huge mistake , zach ? zach : yeah , i know . the difference is you had a choice . jesse : no , i did n't . you do have a choice . zach : to do what , unshoot him ? jesse : unconfess . zach : why would i do that ? jesse : because the only reason you 're doing this little dance , or whatever it is you 're doing here , is to protect kendall , and we both know that . [ scene_break ] kendall : no lawyer , no defense . zach 's made up his mind . he is going to jail . erica : the police think they have an airtight case , do n't they ? kendall : i thought so . erica : what does that mean ? kendall : jesse 's been asking questions . erica : about you ? kendall : yeah . he knows where i was the night that stuart was shot . erica : what did you tell him ? kendall : well , that i was at the chandlers ' , and i was running away from the house when i heard the gun go off . erica : alone ? not exactly an airtight alibi , is it ? kendall : i did n't kill stuart , mom . erica : i 'm not implying that you did . kendall : well , then what are you implying ? erica : nothing . i 'm just -- i 'm trying to figure this whole thing out . did jesse say why he continues to ask questions when he has zach 's confession ? kendall : i guess he 's not convinced . erica : well , honey , that makes you the top suspect . does that worry you ? kendall : if i had something to hide , maybe . erica : kendall , did you see anyone , anything at all , anyone ? anyone who can vouch for your whereabouts ? kendall : well , just ryan , but that was after the gun went off . erica : but then i 'm going to guess that they brought ryan in for questioning , too . kendall : i do n't know . i have n't seen him . he 's been so focused on emma since the kidnapping . erica : well , of course , he has . i mean , he thought he lost his child . kendall : there 's nothing worse than that . and there 's nothing a parent would n't do to protect that child . [ scene_break ] colby : have you even told him why you 're really here ? liza : colby . colby : it was mom . she was the one trying to kill you . liza : that is completely untrue . colby : innocent people do n't ask their kids for fake alibis . [ liza sighs ] adam : what the devil is she talking about ? liza : the night of the murder , i was in the house . colby : she asked me to lie to jesse , to say i sent her away before uncle stuart got shot . adam : and that 's not what happened ? colby : no . and i told jesse that , too . adam : do you really think she would have protected you when you tried to kill her father ? liza : i went into the house to find colby . adam : and you found a gun instead . liza : you know what ? you can just drop that because if jesse thought i was guilty , he would have already arrested me . adam : oh , what did you do -- blackmail him ? make him let you go that way ? liza : no , actually , what i did was -- erica : no , i do n't think so . officer , remove this woman from this room right away . adam : you know , on second thought , arrest her . liza colby tried to kill me . liza : uh -- you have absolutely no grounds to take me in . officer : i 'm under direct orders to detain anyone who poses a threat to mr. chandler . liza : well , you better get some backup because there 's going to be a very long line . erica : can you imagine -- the nerve of her to come here and see you after everything she 's done to you ? adam : i 'm afraid that kidnapping colby was just the beginning . liza colby has far worse in store for me . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , sweet boy , i 'm not making any promises , but i think i 've got this train down pat . all right ? so choo - choo , all aboard . here we go . ok , let 's see here . angie : am i interrupting . kendall : oh , please . the woman who saved my son 's life , not at all . come in . angie : hmm , how 's he doing ? kendall : well , his heart is beating , thanks to you . angie : you know , i wish i could take the credit , but i told you , you really should be thanking jake martin . because he refused to give up on you . not even after everyone else would , including me . kendall : and me . and zach . ian has been our little miracle since the day he was born . of course , he would pull through . angie : oh , kendall , you know , he was down for so long . i mean , even i was telling jake that he needed to call it . kendall : why could n't we have just waited , just a few more minutes , a few more seconds before we let the grief swallow us whole ? angie : you know , sometimes it just seems so impossible to believe when -- kendall : but we should have believed . we should have stayed , and we should have trusted that our boy would pull through just like he always does . if we had , scott chandler and ian would still have their fathers . [ scene_break ] jesse : zach , i understand why you 're doing what you 're doing , taking the fall so kendall wo n't have to -- zach : i do n't know what you 're talking about . jesse : it 's pretty clear you 're still in love with the woman , and you would do anything to protect her . zach : even if that were true , does n't mean i 'm protecting her now . jesse : you do n't draw an x on a man 's forehead for the entire world to see and then cop out , shoot him in the back . zach : i just wanted him dead . did n't really care how that happened . jesse : you wanted to look him in the eye and see the fear before you took him out . zach : yep , you 're right about that . but we do n't always get what we want , do we , jess ? jesse : no , we do n't . look , i have no doubt that you wanted adam dead , that you wanted to kill him . i have no doubt that you would have gone through with it if kendall had n't beaten you to it . zach : you were n't there . jesse : i was there in the hospital when ian flatlined . zach : oh , i know . jesse : i saw you say goodbye to your son . and i remember thinking , where the hell is kendall ? my guess was halfway to adam 's house . but by the time you got there , it was too late , was n't it ? [ zach recalls seeing kendall aim a gun ] jesse : so you went into damage control mode . you did everything in your power to make yourself look guilty including shooting at one of my men . you were n't trying to get away . zach , you probably just fired off a round in the air to make all the evidence point to you instead of kendall . zach : sorry for interrupting you . is that how you 're going to spend my tax money -- going over crimes that have already been solved ? jesse : prints all over the smoking gun . powder burns on your hands . slam dunk for any da , right ? until somebody blew your cover . ooh , got your attention now ? jesse : i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] david : popcorn . amanda : do n't get too comfortable , david . jake 's going to be back any second . david : ooh , i 'm trembling at the thought . amanda : fight him all you want . you 'll lose . david : hmm , well , i seemed to have won yesterday . your boyfriend 's lame attempt to have me thrown out of the hospital fell embarrassingly short . amanda : get out ! david : i got to tell you . it 's really cute , though . i mean , this whole `` stand by your man `` mentality . amanda : oh , shut up . david : unfortunately , your faith in that jackass is terribly misplaced . amanda : i trust him . david : really ? enough to risk everything ? it 's a huge mistake , amanda , letting dr . incompetent go up against me . because when i beat him , and we both know i will , you 're the one who stands to lose the most . so you need to ask yourself , is jake martin really worth it ? [ scene_break ] krystal : your chariot . tad : thank you , jeeves . however , i will be requesting a change in itinerary . krystal : what ? you do n't want to go home ? tad : in a manner of speaking . i thought we should go get the girls , go pick up a mess of our stuff , and head over to wildwind . krystal : i 'm sorry . i do n't think i heard that correctly . tad : now do n't get me wrong , ok . this is just for a few weeks . krystal : you want to move in with david and me ? tad : well , the truth is my house is kind of over - stuffed , and i could use your help with the girls , ok ? and you know , it 's not like you do n't have the room . you guys could be in the eastern turret , and me and the girls could be in the western . it would be like a tolkien novel . krystal : tad -- tad : look , and then in the evening , we just come down , be one big happy family , converge . there would be wine , women , song , games -- parcheesi . krystal : parcheesi ? jake : parcheesi . tad : what 's wrong with parcheesi ? krystal : it 's not the game . tad : well , then what is it ? krystal : well , excuse me , but a couple of days ago , you would n't even allow jenny to come over to my house , and now you 're asking me to take her to live there ? i do n't -- tad : with me . i 'd be around to keep an eye on things . krystal : yeah -- what about david ? tad : what about him ? what 's going on ? i thought you said -- you swore to me you wanted to spend more time with the girls . krystal : i did . i -- i do , tad . it 's just that -- i mean , i do n't want to send the wrong message , all right ? especially to kathy . i do n't want her confused as to where we stand , you know ? tad : really ? krystal : yeah . look , let 's just keep the current situation , all right , the way it is in the current arrangement . it does n't mean that i 'm not going to help you . tad : well , does that start now ? because i could really use a cup of water . krystal : yeah , i 'll get some water . and i 'll meet you two by the car ? tad : yeah . jake : mm - hmm . tad : thanks a lot . jake : all right . tad : see what i did there ? jake : yeah , yeah , it 's fantastic . stop . so am i underestimating you here ? tad : you think ? listen , i may have lost some gray matter , but i 'm not stupid . my daughter goes nowhere near `` dr. derwood . `` jake : stop it . all right , let 's go . tad : although , parcheesi sounded fun . jake : yeah , it sounds like a blast . tad : ow . [ scene_break ] erica : liza admitted that she was in the house . she has no alibi for the time of the murder , and she has every reason in the world to want you dead . now why on earth are n't they dragging her in for questioning ? adam : apparently , she was . but what difference does it make ? slater already confessed . erica : well , that has n't stopped jesse from grilling kendall . adam : kendall ? she was in the mansion that night ? erica : well , after thinking that they had lost ian , kendall was scared of what zach might do . adam : well , perhaps if she had conveyed these facts to the police , my brother might be alive right now . erica : i know . i know how difficult this is for you today , adam . i 'm sorry . adam : stuart was the better part of me . how do you say goodbye to someone like that ? erica : i do n't know . adam : erica , thank you . i just really need to be alone right now . erica : ok . well , i 'll see you at the church . ok . [ once alone , adam breaks down and cries ] [ scene_break ] kendall : do you think he 'll remember all of this ? these tubes and wires ? angie : nah . while he 's out on the ice making goals for the team ? kendall : actually , zach and i had a deal . no hockey for this one . baseball , instead . angie : home runs , then . children are resilient , kendall . kendall : ian , especially . angie : well , he must get much of his strength from his mom . you know , i do n't know how you got through all of that . i mean , watching your son just slip away right before your eyes . kendall : yeah , i can still hear the machines . that awful alarm when his heart stopped beating . and it 's not just the sound that sticks in my head . it 's -- it 's that picture of my baby . i mean , i thought he was gone , angie , and it was like my whole world just disappeared . angie : yeah , i know . kendall : and all that was left was this overwhelming ache . that must be what zach 's going through right now . angie : well , at least zach knows ian 's alive . kendall : zach has lost both his boys , angie . they 're his life . i mean , i do n't have to tell you that . angie : no , you do n't . kendall : so how can i expect zach to move on when i know that i could n't ? [ scene_break ] liza : jesse , i do n't understand what zach is still doing here . i told you that kendall was the one with the gun . jesse : at the moment , i 'm more concerned with you , liza . making threats against adam chandler ? liza : jesse , we were just having a conversation , but if you want to build a case about it , you know that i 'll have a field day just getting it thrown out . jesse : all right , all right . i have enough to deal with as it is without you adding to the mix . just stay away from adam , please . liza : gladly . so what else can i do for you ? jesse : i need you to sign your statement . the da wo n't pursue a case against kendall unless all the paperwork is in order . natalia , can you pull a copy of ms. colby 's statement , please ? natalia : sure , right away . jesse : thank you . liza : how much does zach know ? jesse : i did n't out you if that 's what you 're worried about . liza : then i 'd like to out myself . jesse : i do n't think that 's a good idea , liza . liza : it 's not illegal either . jesse : slater is a bit of a hothead . if he finds out that you identified his wife -- liza : ex - wife . natalia : here you go . jesse : whatever . it wo n't be pretty . thank you . natalia : you 're welcome . liza : well , i can handle it . it just has to come from me . jesse : why ? liza : because i owe him . zach : something you want to tell me ? liza : well , you must really still love her . zach : i 'm sorry . liza : kendall -- you 're willing to throw your life away to protect her . zach : i do n't have time for this . liza : i 'm sorry , where i 'm seated that 's all you have is time -- zach : what did you say to jesse ? liza : i told him the truth . i told him that kendall was outside the chandler mansion with a gun . zach : how would you know that ? you were there , too ? you had this information the whole time , and now is a good time to bring that up . liza : because i have no alibi the night of the murder , and jesse started asking questions . zach : so you threw kendall under the bus ? liza : well , unlike you , i am not willing to go to prison to protect her , so , yes , i did . i did what i had to do to protect myself . zach : fix it . liza : what ? zach : fix it . liza : you go out there and tell jesse you made a mistake . you did n't see my ex - wife at the house when stuart chandler was killed . liza : i ca n't do that . zach : why not ? liza : because i just signed a sworn statement -- zach : statement -- take it back . liza : so i 'd become the prime suspect . zach : i do n't care . you 're a lawyer , put together a defense . do it , make it go away . liza : and if i do n't ? zach : secrets will come out . [ scene_break ] corrina : lavery residence . erica : oh , thank god . is that you , corrina ? corrina : yeah , can i help you ? erica : yes , this is erica kane . i have been calling and calling ryan on his cell phone , but he 's not answering . do you have any idea where he is ? corrina : no , mr. lavery called me last night and asked if i could come watch emma , but i have n't heard from him since . erica : well , did he say why he needed you ? i mean , did n't he say anything about anything ? corrina : just that he had an emergency that he had to take care of and that he 'd be home as soon as he could . i 'm actually kind of weirded out that he has n't called to check in . erica : well , it 's just that since he 's been through all this with emma recently , it must be something very important to keep him away from his daughter . [ scene_break ] david : you know , jake can use every trick in his junior high playbook -- it 's not going to keep me away from my kid , and neither are you . amanda : does it feel good , david , busting in people 's homes , throwing your useless weight around ? david : hey , do n't shoot the messenger . i 'm just stating the facts . amanda : you 're threatening a pregnant woman . you should be embarrassed . david : for what , wanting to be a part of my child 's life ? amanda : for being you . god 's gift to surgery , women , overall mankind . what a load of crap . you know what , the truth is you are just a spineless , mean coward , and jake is like the anti - you , and i think that that scares you to death . david : no . no , i can tell you i have numerous visceral reactions to jake martin , but i can assure you scared is definitely not one of them . amanda : really ? then why are you always in my face staking claim on this baby ? david : oh , i do n't know , amanda , why would that be ? maybe because the baby is mine . amanda : or maybe because jake is a decent guy , and he would make such a better father than you ever would . david : hmm . that 's an interesting theory -- laughable , but interesting . too bad you 'll never get a chance to prove it . amanda : the only way you are ever going to touch this baby is if you cut me open and take it out . david : oh , amanda , you do n't want to give me any ideas . amanda : i 'm not giving you anything . tad : we may get a shot at parcheesi after all . jake : what are you doing in my house ? tad : technically it 's my house . jake : stop it . david : all right , excuse me for wanting to visit my unborn child . jake : did he say anything that upset you in any way ? amanda : it 's david , what do you think ? tad : jenny awaits upstairs . care to join me ? krystal : yeah , anything 's better than bringing her down here . tad : oh , definitely . i 've got to tell you , she 's a great audience . laughs a lot , but there is drooling involved . david : all right , look , this does n't need to get ugly , right ? amanda : you do n't need to be here , right ? david : right . jake : you heard her , dave . david : ok , you know , wait a minute -- if anyone should be pissed off right now , it should be me . dragging me in front of the ethics committee , really ? jake : see , i do n't know whether you 're misinformed or just thick . you ca n't go around drugging people , dave . adam could have died , and why -- because you have an obsession with little adam ? david : no , you see it 's called love , jerk -- jake . jake : oh , oh , oh , so you 're admitting it now , because there is no ethics committee here , right ? david : what are you talking about ? you heard that nurse . she took full responsibility for adam 's condition . jake : hmm , yeah , and how much did that cost you ? a couple of grand ? what , a kidney ? see , it does n't matter what you 're worth or what you try to pull , you 're never going to get your hands on the kid . david : you going to make that happen , huh ? jake : oh , i 'm going to -- yeah , absolutely without a doubt . amanda : i told you . david : you might want to ease up on the threats , jake . jake : oh , really ? why ? i was just getting started . david : oh , what a coincidence , so am i . tell my wife i 'll see her back at home . jake : yeah , i 'll make sure i do that . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , baby , what are you doing ? angie : hey . was that liza colby ? jesse : the one and only . angie : i did n't know she was back in town and pregnant . jesse : full of surprises . angie : well , that 's not good . what was she doing here ? jesse : recanting her statement . she was the witness that saw kendall at the chandlers ' with a gun . angie : ok , so now you wo n't be forced to take kendall away from her little boy . what ? jesse : i 'm not buying it . angie : what , liza 's words ? well , of course , they 've never been reliable . jesse : liza 's and everybody else 's . i mean , nobody in this town is telling me -- they 're lying through their teeth . i mean , stories are not matching up . this one is covering for that one . it 's -- angie : do you still think zach is covering for kendall ? jesse : yeah . ryan 's covering for kendall , too . angie : yeah , but why push it , jesse ? i mean , you have a confession . jesse : but what if it 's the wrong person that confessed ? angie : look , kendall should not be separated from ian -- not now . jesse : and neither should zach , especially if he did n't commit this crime . angie : jesse , look at me . what would i do if i came face to face with the person who caused frankie 's injuries , knowing the pain that he was in and the rough road ahead ? would you hold me responsible ? jesse : baby , a man has been murdered here . not just any man -- stuart . he 's a friend of ours . angie : i know , i know , and i ca n't even stand to think about it . but ian slater without a mother ? baby , there has to be another way . jesse : that 's just the thing . i do n't think there is . [ scene_break ] adam : oh . thank you . colby : are you ready to go ? adam : oh , yeah . let 's go . are you going to the funeral ? kendall : i wanted to say goodbye to stuart . he was always so wonderful to me and the boys . adam : well , kind of an interesting way to express your appreciation . colby : dad -- adam : you knew that zach was coming to kill me , did n't you ? and you did n't say a word . why did n't you ? is it because you wanted me dead as badly as he did ? kendall : it 's a tragedy stuart was hurt . adam : hurt ? no , not hurt , gone . dead . his blood is on your hands . you and that maniacal ex - husband of yours . kendall : wait a minute -- what ? you 're blaming us ? us ? adam : yeah . kendall : you did this . you and your disgusting corporate greed . my son was sick . he was sick , and you said you 'd help him with your amazing new heart valve , but you left out the part where it was n't ready . adam : we did n't know that . kendall : you stood by , and you let it happen . you let david rip open ian 's chest . you know what , my son almost died because of you , adam . you . so do n't stand there and preach to me about the sanctity of life , not when you were willing to play god with my son 's . [ scene_break ] tad : oh , shucks , did dave leave ? krystal : maybe he went home to brush up on the parcheesi rules . tad : no , it does n't matter . it 's wasted effort . he 's never going to outmaneuver the master . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : i 'll see you soon , ok ? tad : sounds good . david : hey . krystal : oh -- oh , you 're still here ? david : where 's jenny ? krystal : upstairs taking a nap . david : i thought the whole point of playing nice with tad was to get your daughter back . krystal : honey , he just had surgery . he needs to be with his family . david : and what do you need , krystal ? krystal : you . david : unbelievable . martin sucked you back in , did n't he ? [ scene_break ] amanda : that look on david 's face , like he had it all figured out . jake : well , he does n't . amanda : yeah , he does . yes , he does . no matter what we do , jake , he 's going to win every time . jake : yeah , well , not this time . i mean , yes , technically this time , yes , but i am going to find proof that he was -- that he was drugging adam , and when i do , they 're going to kick his ass out of this town , i promise you . amanda : i wish . when did this become my life ? faking my son 's death ? handing him over to strangers ? what i 'd give to be liza colby . [ scene_break ] kendall : liza ? liza : yeah ? kendall : i just wanted to say how sorry i am again about stuart . liza : thank you . thank you . kendall : how 's marian holding up ? liza : well , she 's hanging in there . it certainly has n't been easy . would you excuse me for a moment ? kendall : of course . liza : what are you doing here ? officer : just need to grab your paperwork . erica : zach ? zach : hey . erica : thank you . zach : for what ? erica : for keeping my daughter safe . officer : let 's go . bus to the state pen 's right outside . zach : ca n't wait . erica : hello . officer : hi . erica : i 've been looking for ryan lavery . by any chance did you bring him in , too ? officer : yeah , last night for questioning . erica : and he 's still here ? officer : downstairs in a holding cell . erica : well , that is completely unacceptable . i want you to bring him to me right now . officer : ok . excuse me . [ scene_break ] jesse : i 'm here on police business . liza : but i have recanted my statement . jesse : yeah , i am still stuck on the why part . liza : all right , listen , i slept with zach . sue me , i like him . that is why i told you that kendall had the gun , because i wanted to get rid of her . kendall : you 're a bitch . jesse : and you 're under arrest .
yelling in the corridor of the hospital as krystal gets off the elevator . tad comes down the hall , in a wheelchair , whooping and yelling . all of a sudden , a large noise . tad had wrecked in the wheelchair . krystal and jake come to his defense . jake and krystal help tad up and back into his room . tad lets krystal know that he is going home . liza , in the hospital corridor , lies to one of the police officers in order to get to see adam . when liza walks into adam 's room , adam is surprised to see her . liza lies to adam as to why she is here , but liza is caught in her lie when colby comes into the room and lets adam know that liza had been in adam 's home the night that stewart was killed . erica watches as kendall reads a story to ian . at the police station , zach is taken into an interrogation room . jesse comes in to join zach . jesse turns on a mini tape recorder to tape zach 's statement . erica visits adam only to find liza there . adam yells for the officer to arrest liza for attempting to kill him . tad lets krystal know that he is going home , and suggests that he and the girls move into wild wind with krystal and david . david visits amanda despite her protests .
[ erica sniffs ] jack : what do you have there ? erica : i have photographs of my fiancée and of my daughter . please do n't take them away from me . please do n't do that . you 've taken everything else from me . please , please let me at least keep these . man : are you all right ? erica : why ? do n't i look all right ? you mean i do n't look like the same dazzling erica kane that you see in movies and magazines and tv ? maybe that 's because you 're holding me prisoner , and maybe for some reason it means more to you for some other reason than money . i do n't understand . but your boss jane -- she 's gon na find out that it 's not easy being erica kane -- even when you are actually erica kane . [ scene_break ] doctor : you realize this wo n't all make it better , do n't you ? not after what you 've been through . [ scene_break ] j.r. : let me . um , jackson called me . he could n't get a hold of krystal . i do n't know all the details . are you all right ? [ scene_break ] liza : ok . so what is so important that this could n't wait until the morning ? tad : forensics report on diana holden . liza : you seriously just brought me over here to read something that i 've read a thousand times ? tad : read it again , and this time read between the lines . liza : ok , you know what ? my job is to read the facts , and the facts in this report tad : if you 're after facts , you should know that the most important one is n't in there . it 's what 's not in this that 's the most important . look , you indicted the wrong guy , and most likely it 's gon na cost him his life . [ scene_break ] cara : you ca n't help me , jake . please let me go . jake : i 'm not doing that . i ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] ricky : wow . well , are n't you full of surprises . first the recorder , and now this ? kendall : it 's over , ricky . ricky : is it , kendall ? because this thing right here ? that 's not gon na do you much good . so guess what ? you have no proof , kendall . and if you kill me , you 're going to make your children very lonely . mommy goes away to prison for years and years -- kendall : shut up ! shut up ! i will not let you use my children against me anymore . you took away their father . you used them to get close to me , just like you used my friends and my family . ricky : no , no , no . you still do n't get it . that 's the thing : i did this for you . ok , zach -- that was just business -- everything else was about that life that we talked about , that life that we dreamed of and that you said that you wanted with me . kendall : i hate you . i hate you ! i only said those things to make you prove what you did . i only said those things to make you pay for what you did . ricky : really ? that admittance of guilt ? guess what -- you do n't have that anymore , kendall . so what are you going to do , shoot me ? ! kendall : you do n't think i will ? go ahead . take another step . safety 's off . magazine 's got a full load ready to go . zach taught me how to shoot , and he was one hell of a good teacher . [ scene_break ] erica : it 's one thing to try to impersonate someone for a day or two , but to try to take my whole life ? to live with the people who know me best ? can she run a company ? can she handle the press ? can she juggle 40 balls in the air at the same time and look good doing it ? do you really want to go to prison for her bizarre desire to be me ? look , you know so much about me , and i do n't even know your name . wo n't you tell ? these are my daughters . this is the man i love , and she 's trying to take it all away from me . you ca n't possibly be as cruel as she is . man : you have no idea of what i 've taken away from people . [ phone rings ] jane : yes , i am trying to get out there just as soon as i can . is everything ok ? man : she 's not happy . i 've never really seen her like this , but there 's nothing she can do . what about you ? jane : what do you mean ? man : you sound a little upset . jane : no , i 'm fine . just too many reminders of things that i need to forget . [ scene_break ] bianca : any news ? jack : no . i 'm still waiting to hear back from jesse . listen , kendall is going to be fine . there 's nothing i can do to help her , but maybe there 's some way i can help you ? bianca : i 'm not the one who 's out there missing with a murderer . jack : no , thank god , you 're not . but you did just come through something pretty scary . bianca : yeah . yeah , i did . jack : something that might 've brought back some bad memories . bianca : no , ricky is not michael cambias . i 'm fine , as long as kendall 's ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : have you been checked out by a doctor ? marissa : no . i 'm fine . i 'm just a little shaken up . j.r. : ok . then why do n't you come back to the house with me ? marissa : no , i -- i want to stay here . i do n't want to leave bianca until i 'm sure she 's ok . j.r. : jack just told me that she 's fine . she 's got her mom . come back to the house , eat some food , take a hot shower . marissa : yeah . yeah , i do want to take a shower . i want to get the memory of that man 's touch off of me . j.r. : i 'm gon na make sure that he 's caught and that he never touches you again . come on . [ scene_break ] jake : i ca n't let you just risk your life like this , ok ? cara : no , i 'm not gon na stay here when my brother could be over there -- jake : your brother would want you to be here . your brother wants you to be safe . that 's what he would want . cara : he could be dead , jake . he could be dead . so , no , you are not gon na stop me , and i 'm gon na do what i want to do . ok ? [ scene_break ] liza : griffin castillo was found at the scene when diana holden 's freshly strangled body was found in his bed . tad : with somebody else 's dna under her fingernails . liza : so she 's got bad hygiene . she did n't scrub her nails that morning . is that really all you 've got , because i 've got a lot more evidence here that is going to convict him . tad : and that 's the problem . liza , honestly , why do you go to work in the morning ? are you after a conviction or justice ? because if you want another notch on your bedpost , by all means , you are wasting your time . but if you want the truth , you 're gon na test that dna again . liza : against who ? tad : revered ricky torres . [ scene_break ] ricky : you do n't want to shoot me . kendall : no , you could n't be more wrong . ricky : you shoot me now , and you 'll never know the truth . kendall : i know everything i need to know about what you did to zach . ricky : i 'm not talking about zach . i 'm talking about your sweet baby sister . kendall : what have you done to bianca ? where is she ? answer me ! [ scene_break ] jack : i want you to listen to me . you are not to be worried about anybody or anything . you 've been through enough . we will find kendall , and ricky -- if i have anything to say about it -- will spend the rest of his life behind bars . bianca : thank you . jack : you 're welcome . bianca : i wonder what 's taking mom so long . jack : i was kind of wondering the same thing myself . [ scene_break ] jane 's voice : you do n't understand . i would n't expect you to . doctor : even though it 's been a while , the loss must still be with you . jane : i do n't want to talk about it , and now i do n't have to . erica kane does n't suffer . erica kane does n't lose . jack : erica ? sweetheart , what is it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : please keep me posted . marissa : is there any news ? j.r. : not yet . how are you feeling ? marissa : i 'm better after the shower , but still -- j.r. : how would you like a glass of wine ? marissa : yeah , i 'll take you up on that . j.r. : all right . i have n't told you this , but i 'm very proud of you . bianca 's very lucky to have someone like you with her . you 're shivering . let me get you a throw . marissa : thank you . [ scene_break ] liza : ricky torres ? what does a reverend have to do with a dead casino executive ? tad : i do n't know . i 'm not sure yet . i have n't been able to fill in all the blanks . it 's complicated , but i swear to you he 's up to his neck in this : in diana holden 's murder and zach 's . liza : zach 's ? tad : and zach 's . like i said , it 's complicated . the only thing you got to know right now is that kendall is in serious trouble , and i will bet you a year 's salary the dna under her fingernails belongs to torres . so you have to reopen the investigation before it 's too late . liza : i do n't know . tad : liza , for god 's sake , give me a break here , ok ? it 's cara 's brother that 's out there . he 's on the run , and she 's worried sick . i do n't want some trigger - happy cop to find him before i have a chance to prove that he 's innocent . and i do n't think it 's fair for kendall to be out there risking her life to put this guy away when we have enough evidence to do it ourselves . please . liza : ok . all right . i 'll put a warrant out for a dna sample for ricky torres . tad : thank you -- and cara thanks you . liza : i just realized just now just how much you really love your wife . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jake : stop , stop . jake martin . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't move . tell me where bianca is now . ricky : ok . she 's somewhere where she 's gon na need to be rescued , and soon . so if i were you , i 'd be careful with that safety being off . because if you get rid of me , you 'll get rid of the only person who can lead you to her . kendall : you call the cops . call the cops . tell them exactly where bianca is . ricky : i got a better idea . why do n't you call them ? kendall : hey ! stop it ! ricky : give me the gun . kendall : stop it ! ricky : let go . kendall : no ! ohh ! ricky : relax . oh , kendall , kendall . oh , i wanted you to love me , kendall . and even though i know that you might not want me , guess what . i still want you -- and i always get what i want . let 's play a little game . let 's pretend that none of this ugly business ever happened , that you 've completely surrendered yourself to me , because i can make everything that 's bad in your life go away , kendall . your husband , your sister -- none of it matters anymore . all you know -- is i can make it all feel better . that 's it . that 's the kendall i wanted to see , baby . ah ! [ kendall whimpers then kicks ricky off her ] ricky : why the hell did you have to go do that for , huh ? ! oh , kendall . we could 've been so good together , kendall . and now ? now i 'm just gon na have to end this . ok ? [ door opens ] [ scene_break ] jack : i thought you were going out to get bianca some food . jane : i was . but then a reporter called and work came up , and my phone has n't stopped ringing . jack : so turn the damn thing off . jane : and what i think i should do is what i said i was gon na do , which is to go get some real food for bianca . jack : erica , why am i getting the feeling that you just do n't want to be in bianca 's hospital room ? [ scene_break ] [ bianca remembers ] bianca 's voice : aah ! oh ! oh ! ricky 's voice : you know everything , do n't you , bianca ? michael : stupid , self - righteous bitch . ricky : i was hoping there would n't be any more complications . bianca 's voice : no , stop ! aah ! stop it ! stop ! let me go ! let me go ! let me go ! let me go ! come on , let me go ! stop it ! let me go ! let me go ! stop it ! stop ! i 'm not afraid of you . i wo n't be afraid of you or anyone like you ever again . [ scene_break ] marissa : i kept thinking that any minute ricky was gon na come through that door and kill the both of us . and then i thought of annie and what she did and what a person like that is capable of when their mind snaps . j.r. : annie was my fault . i should 've seen it happening . marissa : but nobody can take away what she did . j.r. : i can try , if you let me . what ? what is it ? marissa : i know you too well , j.r . j.r. : what are you talking about ? marissa : you 're using the situation to your advantage , to keep me here , to keep me close to you . [ scene_break ] jake : we -- ahem . we ca n't -- cara : it 's ok . it 's -- nothing happened , so -- yeah . nothing happened . jake : right . tad : hey . i found you . [ scene_break ] ricky : bravo . we 're very impressed . i did n't realize you could fly , doc . griffin : it 's over , ricky . let her go . ricky : yeah . you 're right about that . it is over . but how did you get on board ? griffin : i convinced a guy on a speedboat that there was a woman in danger on this boat . now , let her go . ricky : hey , hey . all i got to say is thank you . griffin : for what ? ricky : because you gave me everything that i need to get out of this . dr. griffin castillo -- fugitive , drug dealer , and murderer -- finds the woman that he loves in the arms of her fiancé . so he kills poor kendall , and then he turns the gun on himself . you like that ? i do . but do n't worry , guys , because i will deliver both of your eulogies . kendall : aah ! [ gunshot ] ricky : ugh ! agh , agh , agh ! you son of a bitch ! you broke my leg ! ugh ! griffin : you ok ? look at me . look at me ! you killed zach . you killed diana holden , and you framed me for her murder , and you framed me for selling the drugs . ricky : griff , you got no proof . ok ? you know it . i will get away with all of it , live to make another plane explode in the sky . kendall : griffin , no ! ricky : come on . you do n't have the guts . come on . [ scene_break ] jane : of course , i want to be in that room with bianca . i just thought it would be a good idea to get her some decent food to eat . jack : erica , you do n't go off to pick up food . you have it delivered . i mean , what is it ? sweetheart , what 's wrong ? jane : look , honestly , um , it is difficult for me to be in there with her right now . it just brings back some horrible memories . jack : all right . that i totally get . i was concerned about bianca 's reaction to all this , as well . jane : and , jack , i just want to go back to having fun . back to that magical date we were having , where we were laughing and really enjoying each other 's company -- instead of being here in this hospital and worrying about my daughter . jack : look , this is all gon na turn out ok , and we will get back there . i promise you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : believe it or not , when i put my arm around you just now , that was me trying to be compassionate . but if you 'd like me to keep my distance , i will . marissa : no , i -- i do n't know what i 'm feeling right now . j.r. : i 'm sure you 're feeling pretty freaked out . marissa : no , that 's the odd thing -- i 'm not as freaked out as i thought i would be . i was ready to fight as hard as i could . if ricky had shown up -- j.r. : he would 've been sorry . marissa : damn straight ! but i decided i was n't gon na wait around for that . so i worked on those ropes as hard as i could , and i got my hands free , and then together we kicked that door in , you know ? we did it in one kick ! j.r. : it 's a good thing that you and bianca have great legs . marissa : j.r . j.r. : what ? i 'm just trying to keep things light . marissa : pour me another and maybe i 'll chuckle a little . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's good news . liza 's agreed to reopen griffin 's case . cara : that 's great . what did you find ? tad : it 's what i did n't find , is what i 'm hoping to find . you see , she 's gon na take a look at the dna underneath diana holden 's finger -- what the hell 's going on ? did i miss something ? jake : oh . yes . there was a report that came in , and it 's -- there was an attack on the afghan border , and there was a group of humanitarian doctors there and there was a lot of casualties , and it 's possible -- it may be possible that griffin was there . cara : and i ca n't seem to get any information , so i 'm not sure if he 's alive or if he 's dead . tad : cara , it 's ok . cara : it 's not -- tad : no , griffin 's alive . jake : tad , you do n't -- tad : it 's not a joke . he 's alive . not only that , he 's here in pine valley . he just pretended to leave , because he wanted to prove his innocence and he wanted to look after kendall . cara : i 'm sorry . he 's really alive ? [ scene_break ] kendall : griffin , listen to me . i want to kill him , too , but you ca n't . ricky : no , do n't put it past him , kendall . he prides himself on being the great healer , but he loves you , too . griffin : you 're pushing your luck . ricky : you 're exactly like me , castillo . you think nothing can break you , nothing can get to you . but then somebody like kendall walks into your life , and then all reason goes out the window , because you know what ? you want her , and if you have to kill for her , you will . come on . come on ! blow me away like i blew her husband away into tiny little pieces . come on ! griffin : i am nothing like you . jesse : police ! freeze ! drop the gun , castillo . drop it now ! kick it over . lieutenant , we 're all clear here . i got it under control . all right . just so you know , coast guard has got the bridge locked down . so no stupid moves . ricky : thank god , chief . thank god you 're here . these two were trying to kill me . this one killed that woman , and she helped him escape . go on , arrest them ! kendall : he 's a liar . ricky : oh , please . all this time you were trying to make me believe that you loved me , that you wanted to marry me , while she was keeping him hidden away . kendall : no , he killed zach . he killed that diana woman , too . ricky : no , they 're trying to fool you . ok ? this guy broke my leg , and he was gon na shoot me . you saw him . griffin : jesse , you ca n't possibly believe what -- jesse : shut up . you 've been a big enough pain in my ass , all right ? you . you 're under arrest for kidnapping bianca montgomery and marissa chandler . kendall : bianca ? what happened to bianca ? is bianca all right ? jesse : she 'll be fine . she was locked up in the good reverend 's closet with marissa , right ? ricky : hey , i told you -- ow -- my leg is broken ! jesse : improvise . you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . ricky : i love you , kendall . i love you . regardless of what happened , i love you . kendall : i hate you . shut up ! you killed zach ! you killed my husband ! you killed him ! you killed my husband ! you killed my husband ! no ! no . griffin : hey . kendall ? kendall , it 's over . you did it . you did it . you did it . kendall : no . no , no , i did n't . i did n't . i could n't have done it without you . yeah , my kids are safe now . now my kids are safe , and maybe zach can rest in peace . [ scene_break ] jack : we will get back to that wonderful life , but right now your daughter needs you . ok ? you are the only person who can help her tap that inner strength of hers that is the hallmark of the kane women . jane : i am . jack : so get out there and take a walk , get some air , shake off whatever 's bothering you , and then get back here and help your daughter . jane : yes . i think you 're absolutely right . i do need to take a walk . [ scene_break ] frankie : i 'll have the lab tests back later tonight . so get a good night 's rest , and you 'll be on your way home in the morning . bianca : and what about the panic attack i had ? frankie : if you 're asking if you need medication , i do n't think so . you 're in pretty good shape after the day you 've had . you and marissa really pulled each other through . so , good night 's rest , see you in the morning . bianca : thanks . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm gon na go check on a.j . i 'll be right back . marissa : thanks . hey , j.r. ? thank you for being so sweet . i really , really appreciate all of this . j.r. : shh . you 're gon na ruin my reputation . and if you tell anyone , i 'll deny it . [ phone rings ] marissa : hello ? bianca : hey . it 's me . how you doing ? marissa : i 'm good . how are you ? bianca : ok . is it too late to call ? marissa : no , no . in fact , i was just thinking about calling you . [ scene_break ] jake : i think it 's fantastic . cara : why did n't you tell me before ? tad : because i could n't . i did n't have a choice . i only found out about it myself recently , and then he made me promise that i would n't tell anybody , especially you . and i hated to keep you in the dark . i knew you were in pain , but i gave him my word , and all he was trying to do was protect you . jake : protect her from what , exactly ? tad : are you kidding ? from doing something crazy . i hate to admit it , but it worked . cara : griffin 's alive . tad : yep . [ phone rings ] tad : hang on . oh , this is huge . hey , jesse , tell me something good . you 're kidding . both of them ? and they 're ok ? you -- yeah . no , it 's fine . listen , i 'll call you back later . um , ha ha ha ha ! cara : what happened ? tad : griffin and kendall just nailed the real killer , and you 're never gon na guess who it is . now , listen . i 'm sure he would like to see your smiling face , so what do you say ? cara : yes , let 's go ! yes , let 's go . [ scene_break ] kendall : bianca 's safe , and you 're safe , and the man that killed zach is behind bars . griffin : yeah . it 's all good . kendall : i do n't know how i can ever thank you . oh , my god , griffin . griffin , you were shot . griffin : it 's ok . it 's all right . it 's not serious . i would know -- i 'm a doctor , remember ? no , it 's all good . i got lucky . it 's just a graze . kendall : no , no , we have to get you to a hospital . griffin : no , no , no . all this has to be is washed and dressed . i would know . what 's important now is that it 's over . jesse : not quite yet . i 'm afraid i still have to put you under arrest , doctor . [ scene_break ] erica : look at yourself . jane 's more you that you are right now . she will not bring me down , because only one person can say these words : `` i am erica kane . `` [ scene_break ] bianca : i just want to make sure you 're doing ok . marissa : good . j.r. has been amazing , but do n't tell him i said so . jack : hey , hey . great news . they found kendall . she 's ok . torres is in police custody . bianca : oh , my god ! thank god ! jack : yeah . i 'm gon na go find your mom , give her the good news , ok ? bianca : did you hear that ? marissa : yeah , yeah . great news . bianca : oh ! we do n't have to worry about him ever again -- not that you were afraid or anything . marissa : you 're wrong there . i was terrified . bianca : you could 've fooled me . marissa : wow . crazy day , huh ? bianca : it was . we make a great team . marissa : hell , yeah . j.r. : hey . i just heard that kendall 's ok . marissa : oh , i got a better source . i already got the 411 . j.r. : is that bianca ? marissa : yeah . j.r. : tell her that i 'm glad that she 's safe and kendall , too . marissa : will do . did you hear that ? bianca : yeah . tell j.r. to take good care of you , or he 'll answer to me . marissa : i will do . have a good night . bianca : you , too . sleep well . j.r. : your room 's ready . why do n't you get a good night 's sleep ? marissa : thank you , j.r . [ scene_break ] tad : cara ? cara : yes ? tad : you do know it 's gon na take a while ? that boat was out there . cara : no , thanks . no , i want to wait here . i do . i 'm excited . i want to see his face . i want to see that he 's really here . tad : yeah , i 'm sure . listen , be honest . how angry are you with me for not telling you about griffin , on a scale from one to punching my lights out ? cara : i 'm not angry . ok ? i understand why you did n't tell me . it 's all good . hey , you helped keep my brother alive . yes , you did . thank you . tad : well , hey . i got the feeling i should 've told you no matter what i promised griffin . cara : ok . all right . do the dishes for a month . we 're even . tad : no , it 's not a joke . look , hey , a marriage vow is supposed to be sacred , even when it comes from a marriage as unique as ours . i ca n't help thinking that i let you down , that i broke mine . [ scene_break ] kendall : he 's been shot . he needs a doctor . jesse : we 're gon na need another ambulance at the dock . how bad is it ? griffin : just a graze . it 's ok . kendall : you ca n't possibly think he 's guilty after all of this . jesse : this is not my decision , kendall . the man has got outstanding warrants . i ca n't just ignore those -- not to mention resisting arrest , assaulting an officer . kendall : he was trying to save my life . jesse : ok . and that will all come out , i 'm sure . but right now i 've got to do my job . kendall : yes , i understand that , but he caught the man who killed zach ! we have the proof right there . it 's right on that thing . i got ricky to confess . he confessed that he killed zach , and he killed diana holden . you ca n't do this , jesse ! griffin : kendall , it 's all right . hey , he 's just doing his job . everything will work out , i promise . kendall : we 're gon na end this . we 're gon na make this right . we 're gon na get your life back to the way it used to be before you turned it upside down for me . griffin : i am so looking forward to it . let 's go .
tad persuades liza to reopen the case against griffin and seek dna from ricky to prove that he killed diana . `` erica `` and bianca both relive bad memories at the hospital `` erica `` remembers her plastic surgery and the doctor telling her that the surgery wo n't help her replace the loved ones she has lost . erica tries to persuade jane 's employee to let her go since she is sure that he is n't as cold as she is but he says that she does n't know the things he has taken from people . bianca again recalls michael 's rape and how ricky grabbed her and how hard she fought back against him then she tells herself that she will never be afraid of michael or people like him again . cara is vulnerable and is about to leave to go look for griffin when she returns and gives jake a passionate kiss which he returns they begin to take their clothes off when they are interrupted when jake gets a call from the hospital . kendal almost shoots ricky but he distracts her and takes the gun away from her and pins her to the ground and starts to kiss kendall . kendall sticks her knee where it can most hurt ricky and tries to get away but he grabs her again and points a gun at her temple . griffin arrives and he and ricky struggle for the gun a shot goes off and griffin breaks ricky 's leg and griffin considers killing ricky but kendall reminds him that he is better then ricky .
jane : miss miranda . usual ? miranda : yep . thanks , jane . jane : you 're welcome . miranda : [ sighs ] hi . bianca : hi . so , how 'd it go ? miranda : you know , better that i thought it would . some kids even came up to me and told me what a dick they thought hunter was for what he did . bianca : and no run - ins with him ? miranda : he actually came and apologized . bianca : that was big of him . miranda : yeah , well , you could tell someone put him up to it . aj called him out on it , and hunter was just like , whatever . bianca : you know , aj will have to be careful . he ca n't afford another suspension . but it is nice that you have a friend who loves you like that . miranda : yeah . bianca : i have a surprise for you . miranda : yeah , i do n't know if i can handle any more surprises . bianca : [ chuckles ] your uncle zach is in town . miranda : no way . i have n't seen him in , like , forever ! bianca : i know . i know . he wants to take us to dinner tonight . miranda : cool . gabby , too ? bianca : just the three of us . um ... there 's some things that we should talk about . [ scene_break ] aj : [ sighs , looks at the bag of steroids ] [ scene_break ] cara : that 's enough . jr : no . just give me a second . cara : no . listen to me . you hit the wall for the day , okay ? i 'm calling it , jr . jr : hold on . cara : the mistress of pain has spoken . jr : [ chuckles ] all right . [ grunts ] cara : gently . jr : thank you . cara : you 're welcome . jr : well ... 10 minutes . [ panting ] we 're starting again . cara : [ sighs ] look -- i get it . you want to make up for lost time , but -- jr : no . it 's not about lost time . this family does n't tolerate weakness in any form . cara : okay , well , do they tolerate foolishness ? because that 's what it would be for you to keep going when your body needs to rest . you have to trust me on this . jr : trust you ? i barely know you . cara : well , considering i 'm trusting you with the biggest secret of my entire life , do you think that you owe me at least that much in return ? [ scene_break ] david : joe . thanks for seeing me . joe : mm - hmm . david : can we talk in your office ? joe : no . i 'll give you five minutes here , then i call security . david : [ chuckles ] you do n't have to be such a hard - ass , joe , especially since i 'm offering you the opportunity to make this hospital world famous and to give you a legacy that the medical world will be talking about for decades to come . [ scene_break ] zach : honestly , what do you expect ? a shortened season , lidstrom 's retired , first year without him , a lot of injuries -- come on . lochman : i guess i was hoping zetterberg would keep the fire going . zach : you and me both ! lea : lochman , get your ass in here . what the hell do you think you 're doing ? zach : take it easy on agent lochman . he did a nice job tailing me until i decided to lose him . lochman : this guy is really quick . zach : but , to be fair , i circled back , and i bought him lunch . lea : you had lunch with the subject you 're supposed to be tailing ? zach : well , he did ask if we could invite you , and i just said that you 're not that much fun , so ... lea : we 'll talk later . zach : see you , lochman . nice job . this is -- [ nameplate thuds ] zach : [ sighs ] take it easy on the guy . he 's doing a good job . besides , if i really wanted to disappear , you 'd never find me . lea : why do n't you do it , and we 'll see ? zach : you know , i do n't have to run from anybody . i 'm one of the good guys . lea : the evidence against that statement is rather compelling . zach : oh , okay . then , you know what i 'll do ? i will prove it to you . even better -- wager . if you win , i 'll go to prison . if i win ... you 're gon na strip some more . no ? lea : what are you doing here , slater ? really . what do you want ? zach : honestly ? i came to be with you . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] cassandra : [ whimpering ] uri : you have been keeping secrets from me . cassandra : i do n't know what you 're talking about ! [ crying ] uri : your stepfather is chief of police in pine valley ? that makes you very dangerous piece of merchandise to keep around . [ scene_break ] cara : hey , really good job today . okay ? jr : thank you . see you soon . dixie : yeah , tomorrow ! tomorrow . dixie : hi . cara : hi . uh , can you make sure your son does n't work out any more today ? doctor 's orders . jr : [ grunts ] yeah . dixie : i will do my best . cara : bye . jr : cara . i do , you know -- trust you . [ scene_break ] miranda : what was it you and zach wanted to talk about , anyway ? bianca : well -- [ sighs ] after what happened with you at school , we just thought ... that it was just time to discuss some things , that 's all . and i - i want him to be -- [ cell phone beeping rapidly ] bianca : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . um , emergency tone from work . uh ... barbara , what is it ? what ? ! no . no , no , no . uh , tell them that i have to be there . yeah , right away . no arguments . miranda : you 're bailing on me , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] joe : diagnostic biosensors . david : that 's right , with a focus on cardiac monitoring . joe : i 'm sure you realize that there must be hundreds of universities and biotech companies that are already a decade into r & d on these things . david : absolutely . absolutely . but those five years i spent in prison , i developed a method to use the body 's own stem cells to bind to a nano - device , to fool the immune system into thinking that a biosensor is the patient 's own heart tissue . joe : wow . um ... if you 're right , you have leap - frogged years of research . david : [ chuckles ] yes , i certainly have . but there 's still a lot to be done , joe , which is where you and pine valley hospital come in . joe : well ... [ scene_break ] lea : what do you mean you want to be with me ? what is that -- some sort of pick - up line ? zach : oh ! um , no , no , no . that 's -- that 's not what -- it 's interesting you would think of it that way . no , what i meant was i - i want to be with you , like ... you know , i 'm not against you . we 're on the same team . lea : not quite . before this was about sex trafficking , this was a money- laundering case . an investigation . it still is -- with you as the prime suspect . zach : hmm . you 're stubborn -- like my wife , my ex - wife . it 's a compliment , by the way . lea : and your arrogance reminds me of the half thickheaded jocks at the academy . and that 's not a compliment , by the way . zach : hmm . it 's never gon na end for you , is it ? lea : what are you talking about ? zach : whenever you 're with a man , you have to make sure that you 're stronger and better . lea : you do n't know a damn thing about me . zach : even at the academy , you 'd beat everybody else down . you win . you 're the best one . but it still does n't get that chip off your shoulder , does it now ? lea : digging into my history , mr. slater , is not gon na win you any brownie points . zach : i 'm not doing that . i was just ... curious . you know , i want to find out whatever i can about my new partner . and , by the way , you should call me zach . is that okay , lea ? can i call you lea ? is that all right ? lea : we are not partners , and you can call me special agent marquez . zach : holy shit . that 's a mouthful , huh ? listen . 24/7 , you 've been on me . it 's really making it hard for my investigation . lea : what -- are you afraid that we 're gon na catch you with some unsavory people , people that will further implicate you in this investigation ? zach : no , what i 'm afraid of is that if the fbi is on me , all the rats are gon na scatter . lea : well , when you lie down with dogs ... zach : well , at least , when i go after a subject ... i keep my clothes on . unless she 's cute and she says pretty please . lea : you 're a suspect in one of my investigations , not a partner . end of discussion . zach : maybe i can change your mind on that . [ scene_break ] bianca : honey , i 'm so sorry ! there 's a violence against women conference that the center is sponsoring in dc . we 've raised a ton of money selling it out . the speaker has an emergency , and i have to fill in . please understand . it 's an important cause . miranda : sure . hey , it is my name on the place , after all . um , so what about me and gabby ? bianca : oh , uh ... well , gabby can probably come with me , but i 'd hate to see you miss any more school . maybe you can stay with opal ? miranda : of course , the logical choice in this situation would be for me to stay with aj , considering they have more rooms than a hilton , but that would mean me staying under the same roof as his evil father , would n't it ? bianca : miranda ! miranda : look , mom . i understand why you hate jr so much , but he 's back in aj 's life , which means he 's also back in mine . bianca : all right , let me be very clear about something . the last thing i want is for there to be any tension between you and me . and as for aj , i love him as though he were my own . i mean , for a while there , it was looking like he was gon na be . miranda : do we really need to revisit that night ? bianca : apparently , we do , because that night our family , which consisted not only of you , me , and gabby , but also of aj and marissa was destroyed . miranda : by jr . i know . bianca : okay , well , if you know that , then you should be able to understand why i ca n't just turn off my emotions when it comes to that man ! miranda : well , can you at least try to control them ? ! 'cause it 's really gon na suck if i have to choose between my mother and my best friend ! bianca : [ sighs ] okay . for your sake and for aj 's , i will try . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ crying ] please just let me go ! i promise i wo n't say anything ! i 'll tell them i was drugged , and i 'll say that i never seen anything ! please ! uri : if you are begging for your life , should you not be on your knees ? cassandra : [ crying ] please ! please do n't kill me ! please ! i 'll do whatever you want ! please ! uri : anything ? cassandra : yes . uri : stupid girl ! very pretty , but very stupid . you are too valuable to kill . you will be sold , and then you will disappear forever . cassandra : no ! [ scene_break ] david : i 'm confident that i could raise the financing , joe . and i want you to hear this -- that i have every intention of doing everything aboveboard . that means that i want to run the entire fda gauntlet . so , all i 'm needing from you are lab facilities , um , cardiac patients for trials , and , well -- [ chuckles ] most importantly , this hospital 's endorsement . joe : [ chuckles ] david , there is no way this hospital will give you any kind of endorsement or assistance . david : you 've got to be kidding me . i did my time , joe . joe : uh - huh . david : i paid my dues . you 're obviously not understanding the full significance of what i 'm talking here . this has the potential of saving hundreds of thousands of lives ! and what -- you 're gon na reject that , because you want your pound of flesh ? unbelievable . well , you wo n't be satisfied until i 'm dead and gone , will you ? joe : i 'll settle for gone . david : when i succeed at this , and i promise you i will , i 'm going to make sure the entire world knows what a petty son of a bitch you really are . cara : [ gasps ] what are you doing here ? david : i 'm just wasting my time talking to a fool . [ scoffs ] do n't you even feel a twinge of hypocrisy ? what -- doing everything you can to save that child in there , all the while knowing that you deliberately killed ours ? you 're the one this town should be calling a murderer . not me . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] jr : aj ! aj : i 'll be right out ! jr : [ sighs ] aj : would you get the hell out of my stuff ! jr : what is that ? aj : it 's none of your damn business . jr : answer me ! are you shooting up drugs ? aj : yeah , dad . i 've been slamming crystal meth for the past two months . these are n't drugs , okay ? they 're steroids . jr : those are still drugs , aj ! how long have you been taking them ? aj : not like it 's any of your business , but i have n't been , and i was n't planning on it , either , okay ? some kid gave them to me today to try . that 's it . jr : why do n't i believe you . aj : why do n't i give a shit whether you do or not . jr : hey . what am i supposed to think ? i mean , i find a baggie full of vials and needles in my son 's backpack , and i 'm not supposed to be concerned ? aj : and i told you that i did n't take them , and i was n't planning on it , either ! but , no , you 'd rather think that i 'm some liar and an addict ! sorry , dad . but the only person in this room who fits that description is you . [ scene_break ] cara : [ crying on joe 's shoulder ] joe : oh . there , there . oh , listen . you must n't let that man say anything that can do this to you . cara : no . no . you know what ? you do n't understand . joe : tell me . cara , you used to be my daughter - in - law , twice over ! i want to help . [ scene_break ] uri : such a shame . i had such plans for you . cassandra : [ crying ] eileen : you bitch ! you sold her out ! tia : it 's called self - preservation , honey . uri : yeah , today . she is too dangerous to keep . [ scene_break ] zach : may i ? [ keyboard clacking ] zach : there . look familiar ? lea : yes . it 's the strip club 's website . members log in to get nightly entrance codes . i 've already gone through it . there 's just a homepage and a javascript code generator . zach : that 's what i thought , then i kept looking . lea : i 'm sure you did . there 's lots of pictures of naked women . zach : yeah , there is . did you click on the naughty bits ? lea : [ chuckles ] no . not exactly what came to mind , no . well , how incredibly juvenile . i 'm sure this kept you busy for hours . zach : it did . see , it 's a code . a game , really . what you want to do -- see the woman in the middle . lea : hm - hmm . zach : you want to try to give her an orgasm . i 'll explain what that is later . [ mouse clicking ] woman : [ moaning ] mm . mm - hmm . mm . zach : see ? almost there . woman : [ panting , moaning ] zach : there . lea : [ sighs ] well , well . password - protected link to another site . i bet you had fun finding that one out . zach : ah , once you know what buttons to push , it 's pretty easy , but this one here -- it 's uncrackable . lea : there 's no such thing . [ computer beeps ] zach : mind if i get a copy of that ? lea : how can you get a copy of something that does n't exist ? now , let 's see what 's hiding in here that warrants this type of security . [ scene_break ] dixie : hi ! brooke told me you 're going to be staying here for a while . is everything okay with your mom ? miranda : oh , yeah . everything 's fine . she had to go out of town . i guess there was an emergency with the center , so ... dixie : she 's amazing . she pours her heart and soul into that place , does n't she ? miranda : tell me about it . dixie : well , listen . i can track down aj for you -- he 's somewhere if you want . miranda : no , it 's okay . i can just put my stuff in the guestroom , and i 'll text him if need him . dixie : okay , great ! well , maybe i 'll see you at dinner later . [ chuckles ] miranda : [ chuckles ] dixie : nice having you here . miranda : thank you . dixie : okay . bye . miranda : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] lea : i 've been through some gruesome homicide scenes , but i have to tell you -- nothing has made me want to lose my lunch like some of this stuff . zach : [ sighs ] that one right there . cassandra : [ crying ] man : [ slaps her ] say it ! cassandra : [ crying ] man : [ slaps her ] say it ! cassandra : [ crying ] i 'm a -- man : say it , bitch . cassandra : i 'm a dirty girl ! man : you know what happens to dirty girls , do n't you ? zach : turn it off ! cassandra : [ crying ] please ! lea : you 're sure it 's her ? zach : i said turn it off ! lea : i 'm sorry ! but at least it 's a solid lead . zach : yeah . you know what ? you better follow that solid of yours , special agent marquez , because if i get to these guys before you , i 'm gon na kill every single one of them . [ scene_break ] cara : thank you . joe : and the boy ? cara : he 's safe . he 's with my mom in puerto rico . joe : mm - hmm . cara : i - i had to lie , you know ? i know what david would do if he find out . joe : you do n't have to tell me that . i am well aware of what david is capable of . well -- [ sighs ] i am going to do what i can to keep him away from the hospital and from you . but as far as jr is concerned , since he knows the truth , i think you 're just gon na have to trust him . cara : and not many people do . joe : yeah . [ scene_break ] aj : i 'm not like you or anyone else in this screwed - up family . i do n't lie ! i do n't cheat ! i do n't steal ! i do n't try to kill people . and i sure as hell do n't do drugs ! jr : hey , hey . all right ! okay ! god , i 'm sorry . aj , i believe you ! i believe you about the steroids . but now i need you to believe me . i 'm not that man anymore . aj : why should i believe you , huh ? i do n't know you . i -- you 've -- you 've -- you 've been in a coma for a third of my life , okay ? grandpa and brooke sure as hell do n't believe you ! jr : what are you talking about ? aj : yeah . i overheard them on the phone this morning . grandpa thinks you 're bullshitting everyone . he thinks you 're faking your memory loss or whatever . he does n't trust you at all ! jr : is that what you believe ? aj : god , i do n't know what i believe . i try to be straight with you , and you -- you call me a liar . jr : look , i know . i - i said i 'm sorry . look , aj . i was -- i was an addict . you know , i know what drugs and booze can do to you . aj : but i 'm not you , okay ? ! god , here ! you know what ? i was gon na get rid of these , but since you do n't seem to trust me any more than your dad trusts you , you do it ! jr : aj -- aj : screw you . [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] miranda : aj . aj : what are you doing here ? miranda : um , mom 's out of town , so i 'm staying here for a while . hey , is everything okay ? i kind of heard you and your dad fighting . aj : yeah , well ... come on . let 's get the hell out of here . [ scene_break ] lea : the ip address is in belarus . it 's probably routed through zombie proxies . we can still trace it . maybe we 'll get lucky . do you want me to tell her parents ? zach : no , i do n't want you to tell her parents . not until we find her . lea : she 's still alive , at least as recently as this video . zach : yeah , if you want to call that living . lea : i 'm uploading this to washington . they can run a facial recognition on the guy in this video , and then we 're going to take this website apart piece by piece . i will find her . zach : we will find her . i found that lead . we will find her . lea : despite your threats about killing these men -- zach : i did n't threaten anyone ! i promised you ! do n't make me prove it . lea : wait a minute . look at this end table . zach : what is that -- a drawing ? lea : i do n't know . maybe . zach : a menu ? lea : i can try to clean it up so we can see it a little bit better . maybe it can help us pinpoint her location . [ scene_break ] cassandra : if they take me out of this country , no one 's ever gon na find me . i almost wish they 'd just kill me instead . eileen : do n't -- do n't say that , please ! do n't say that . cassandra : [ crying ] eileen : do n't give up hope , okay ? vlad : time to go .
jr promises cara that he will keep her secret about her baby being alive . cara tells jr that he should n't push his body so hard and rest when he needs it . jr wants to recover quickly because he is a chandler and chandlers have to be strong , not weak . david arrives at the hospital to talk to joe about some important stem cell research he has been working on and he asks joe fir use of the lab as well as the support of the hospital for his research . joe refuses to allow david to use the lab and he will not have the hospital support the research . david calls joe a fool for not backing a project that could make the hospital famous around the world . david bumps into cara and calls her a hypocrite for trying to cure her patients while she ended the life of their child . the pressure of keeping the baby secret gets to cara and she starts to cry and joe consoles her and cara admits to joe that her and david 's child is alive and living with her mother in puerto rico . joe promises cara that he will keep david away from the hospital and from her but she will have to trust jr and that is hard to do .
[ music plays as greenlee sits on fusion 's rooftop thinking of ryan ] [ scene_break ] annie : orange and pink . emma 's new favorite colors , and they were all over the wall . actually , it 's quite artistic . very monet . and do n't worry -- she knows not to do it anymore . and from now on , all artwork goes on paper . so i 'm thinking about getting to fusion early today . back - to - back meetings , face to face with greenlee . hand - to - hand combat by noon , i 'm sure . maybe i should take the fireplace brush with me to work . or the poker . what do you think ? should i take the fireplace brush with me or the poker ? ryan : i kissed her . last night , i -- i kissed greenlee . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , this -- this bringing - me - to - work thing -- i -- i -- what 's -- what 's going on with that ? zach : why ? a man ca n't bring his wife to her office ? kendall : yeah -- um -- i like it . [ zach growls as he kisses kendall ] kendall : mm - hmm . i like it , but -- zach : yeah ? kendall : you have an office full of people waiting for you . zach : you have an office full of greenlee , so i thought i 'd come as backup . [ hearing the elevator approaching , greenlee hides in the back ] zach : the coast is clear . kendall : good . you know , i liked greenlee a lot more when i actually missed her . i mean , now that she 's back in town , and she 's all over ryan , she 's up in my face , grabbing at fusion -- and then the way that she slammed on you for what happened at the clinic . zach : what happened was my fault . kendall : yeah , but you did n't do it to hurt greenlee . i mean , she does n't get to come back here and try to ruin our lives just because she 's miserable . zach : well , she 's not done yet . kendall : i know . that 's what i 'm afraid of . zach : that 's why i 'm here -- to make sure you do n't get another round of flak . kendall : right . well , after the way greenlee acted last night , hopefully she 'll be too embarrassed to show her face today . [ scene_break ] annie : you kissed greenlee ? maybe i should go with the poker . hmm . ryan : it just happened , annie . i -- look , she was upset , and i suppose that i was trying to comfort her . annie : pity kiss ? ryan : annie , when she kissed me , it confirmed something . it confirmed that in that moment , that i knew that i was kissing the wrong person . all right ? i -- i knew that -- that any question about what i -- i might have had with greenlee , that is totally and completely gone . she is -- she is my past . you 're my future . annie : greenlee is a part of your future , too . something tells me she 's not going anywhere . ryan : that kiss on the roof was the last one . i made that very clear to her . it wo n't happen again . [ scene_break ] adam : you -- you did it . you won again . what a clever boy you are . yeah . well , i guess we should n't be surprised about that , because you know , they named you after me for a reason , you know . yeah , so you have brains and -- and the will to win . oh , i missed you so much . little a , you mean the world to me , little man , you know that ? so now that you have my name , you 're going to grow up and be just like me . j.r. : little a , lucretia made you some waffles -- some animal waffles in the kitchen . are you hungry ? adam : um -- well , we were going to -- to play one more round . j.r. : no , actually , little adam has to eat his breakfast . adam : all right . animal pancakes . eat a lion for me . we chandler men can take on the king of the beasts . j.r. : i warned you before . you stay the hell away from my son . [ scene_break ] krystal : what are you fussing about , huh ? you have been loved and fed and loved some more . no reason for the grumps . mama 's going to take care of everything . yes . yeah . you do n't believe me ? just ask your big sister . oh , honey -- yeah , i got her from teething to driving just fine . how -- oh , come here , sweetie . no , the only differences is -- here 's your paci . here 's your paci . here . oh , yeah . yeah , the only difference is this time , instead of being tumbleweeds , we are going to plant ourselves in one spot and grow ourselves a big old happy life . yes , and we do n't need adam chandler and his stinky company shares to do it . babe : what 's up with adam 's shares ? krystal : oh , here . here , you want to hold your little sister ? babe : come here . krystal : oh , he was just -- babe : come here . oh -- krystal : he was just going on about how he 's going to take them away from me . yeah , teach me a lesson . oh . babe : your paci . krystal : so , i -- i just kick them -- gave them back -- right back . you should have seen the look on his face , i tell you . he was just -- he was locked and loaded for the fight of the century , and i just -- just took that right out of him . just sucked the air right out of his universe . krystal : mama , those shares are worth a lot of money . i mean , you 've got this little one to think about . krystal : yeah . and my own two hands . i 'm going to climb my way back up that hill , on my terms . you know ? i mean , it 's not like i 'm not entitled to half the house and the money . it 's not like i 'm going to be out on the street . babe : but what if -- what if something happened , and you -- krystal : well , i 'll just make more things happen my way . no way am i going to go back to ketchup soup and sock dolls for my little girl . i wish i could have given you more . babe : mom , what you gave me could never fit on some dinky silver spoon . you know , jenny and i are lucky to have you as our mama . krystal : oh , i 'm the lucky one . my daughter , the big high - powered cosmetics executive . babe : yeah . krystal : a partner . you just keep wowing them at fusion . and little a and i will just be cheering you on every step of the way . babe : i 'll do thank you for the snuggle , my sissy . i love you . oh , you 're all grumpy today . krystal : she 's a little -- babe : that 's a grumpy bear . krystal : yeah . babe : oh . right ? love you , both . love you . krystal : bye - bye . thank you . [ krystal giggles ] krystal : aw . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , greenlee has n't just come back . she 's on a mission to take back everything that she 's lost . i mean , look how quickly she snagged babe 's shares . and i know she 's not done . zach : she left her entire life behind . a son she did n't know . it ca n't be that easy to start over . kendall : is this about hannah ? zach : i do n't know . hannah and greenlee -- they 're not that different , you know . they both came looking for what they lost and the son they did n't know , and all they found was pain . kendall : she still blames you for what happened to ethan ? zach : a grave opens up and -- whatever comes out does n't want to go back . you know , there 's no -- no simple answer . kendall : are you ok ? zach : love you . we 're the lucky ones , you know ? kendall : we are . di : hey . kendall : hey . di : sorry to interrupt . i thought i 'd be the last one here . zach : reinforcements . strength in numbers . i 'm leaving . bye . kendall : ok . bye - bye . [ scene_break ] krystal : we are in luck . jamie : oh . oh , hey . krystal : oh , hey . jamie : i had to get my jenny fix . krystal : oh . well , she 's always happy to see her brother , too . are n't you ? jamie : what do you say you and i hit the park soon ? we can , you know , hang out and watch the boats , the kites ? krystal : oh . jamie : maybe get some ice cream . krystal : you hear that ? jamie : actually , it might be a little soon for ice cream , but -- krystal : yeah . jamie : i 'm good with the rest . do you mind ? krystal : oh , please . sit down . jamie : it 's a nice day . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : yeah . it 's my favorite time of year . [ jenny sneezes ] krystal : bless you . jamie : that was some scene last night at the roadside . would have been a riot if it were n't for you and babe . krystal : yeah . well , it helped that babe knows her way around bars and bats and drunken skunks . anybody that takes her on has got to be ready to hit the floor , right ? jamie : how is babe ? krystal : she 's good . she 's a little quiet , actually . jamie : something was up with her last night . krystal : you saw that , too ? jamie : yeah . you have any idea what ? krystal : i -- work , maybe . i mean , greenlee 's back in the mix . that -- that ca n't be easy . jamie : babe did n't say anything ? krystal : no . no , not a word . but i can tell when something 's scratching at my daughter , and tell you , it does worry me . jamie : well , i 'm with you on that . i 'll try to find out what it is . krystal : oh . thanks , jamie . bye . good to see you . [ scene_break ] ryan : we vowed no secrets , which is why i told you about what happened with greenlee . now , it was a kiss , but it 's over . over . all i care about is you and our family . annie : i 'm glad you told me . and i understand that you may feel sorry for greenlee , but i do n't . maybe her heart is broken , but guess what -- that 's happened to all of us . it hurts , but we survive -- without taking other people down with us . ryan : she 's not going to take us down , because i 'm not going to let her . annie : greenlee has to grow up . and she has to deal with this on her own . i mean , does n't she remember ? she left you ! she ripped you apart . it 's not your job to patch her up . ryan : no , i do n't plan to , i just -- i wanted you to know what happened between us . annie : because you 're a fantastic husband . and you had to tell me about that kiss before greenlee could . [ scene_break ] babe : good morning . di : good morning . babe : so i guess the ad proofs are going to have to wait until i clean out my desk . di : greenlee snaking back your shares totally sucks . babe : yeah , well , it 's in the contract , so -- di : yeah , well , that does n't make it right . kendall : well , we 'll get you a better desk . and at least you 're here . if we 're lucky , greenlee wo n't even show her face after last night 's scene . greenlee : good morning , all . well , that 's going to have to change . kendall : oh , god . greenlee : the attitude . kendall : our attitude was fine until you got here . di : sleep well ? greenlee : i did . you 're lucky i 'm here . the numbers are worse than i thought . someone needs to kick this company in its behind . di : well , that 's not the only behind that needs a good kick , now , is it ? greenlee : ok . well , make jokes , but fusion 's in serious trouble . babe : yeah , well , serial murder kind of does that to the bottom line . greenlee : i understand , and it was terrible . but regardless of the reason , we need to get fusion back on track . we need to rally . so let 's get focused . babe : well , as soon as i put my life in a box , i 'll get back to thinking outside of one . greenlee : babe ! i had no idea . babe : give it back . greenlee : how did you manage to be partner here ? your ged ? you do n't even have a high school diploma ? babe : mind your own business , greenlee . greenlee : well , i 'm sure you excelled in extracurricular activities . kendall : shut up , greenlee . babe has helped fusion all the way to where it is right now . di : zarf , the teen demo -- those were -- those were all babe . greenlee : ok . so she can talk to rock stars and teenagers , but what about ivy league chemists and executives ? di : would you just lay off ? babe : no , it 's ok , really . some people -- they need degrees to feel worth something . but life 's lessons have taught me more than any diploma on the wall . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . lily : hi -- i compiled all the files that you requested , all the projects that ms. nichols was working on . um -- there 's the potential mergers and acquisitions , and the new employee pension fund , and the tax structure for the off - shore companies . ms. nichols was very busy . zach : she was . lily : is there anything else i can help you with ? zach : that 's it , thank you . josh : permission to speak freely . zach : denied . josh : that was rhetorical . listen , zach , we both know that hannah is as cool as they come . she 's a machine when it comes to business . so you can understand my surprise when i find her in your condo holding a baby 's shirt , crying . tears , zach , hannah nichols . it blew me away . zach : it 's old news . josh : zach , the woman was a mess . she -- she was all about the dead son that she could n't feel anymore . how much she missed him , the baby she could n't have . i did n't know what the hell to do . zach : that 's why i fixed it , josh . josh : did you ? did you , zach ? she vanished ! and then i find you in her room , all dark and quiet , which is n't unlike you , zach . but sucking back a fifth of scotch ? that is unlike you , so it got me to thinking . you want to hear some more ? zach : sure . josh : the only thing that would have made her happy was a new baby , to replace her dead son , and i think she wanted you to be the father , again . so tell me , zach -- did you do it ? did you give her what she wanted ? zach : now , you 're the one who was sleeping with hannah . what , you think maybe she 's pregnant or something ? she did n't say anything , so i -- i think you 're in the clear . josh : hmm . that 's interesting how you always try to do that -- turn the conversation around so it 's not about you . i 'm going to ask you again -- what happened with hannah ? zach : we talked about ethan . we talked about losing a child that she never knew . and the emptiness that she tried to fill with anything , and when she got here , it only got magnified . we talked about me and my part in all that , and how i treated ethan , and how i got to be there when he died . josh : guilt 's a bitch . zach : she came here to find a son she lost , and all she found was pain . and in the end , it was too much , for her and me . so she left . josh : does kendall buy that story ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i love that outfit . is it the cutest ? rachael : i know . he does n't want to take it off . kendall : oh , my son , the clothes horse . greenlee : i have some bullet points we need to discuss . kendall : he is getting so big , i think he 's going to be busting by the seams by next week . wo n't you , big boy ? greenlee : kendall , we have a meeting . di : greenlee 's a jerk . big deal you did n't go to high school , huh ? she went to flipping ucla , and she 's an idiot . at least you 're working for the ged . you know , her grandfather probably bought her grades . babe : all i 've done so far is buy the study guide , so -- di : well , you should go for it . do n't let her get to you . you know , she is going to be on top of you until you actually get sick of her crap and quit here , and we need you a hell of a lot more than we need her . greenlee : ok , save it for lunch , ladies . now that i 'm back , i want this place run like a company , not a club . that means morning staff meetings . lunch should be no longer than an hour . and brainstorming in the afternoon . i want every department to bring me three ideas on the table every day . di : that 's a lot of meetings . when do we actually work ? greenlee : well , if we 're going to be competitive , we 're going to have to push . that means structure , discipline , and deadlines . [ sitting at her desk , kendall gets an e - mail ] hannah 's voice : `` dear kendall , i saw zach before i left , but i -- i did n't get a chance to say goodbye to you . i wanted to thank you for understanding what i 'm going through , and for your advice . you may never really know how much you 've done for me . fondly , hannah . `` [ scene_break ] stuart : she 's wonderful . krystal : aw . stuart : she 's perfect . krystal : now , these -- these are wonderful . what a beautiful gift . stuart : i wanted -- i wanted to do something special for jenny . something that -- that -- krystal : oh . stuart : is all her own . krystal : but a mural for her room ? stuart , that 's a lot of hard work . stuart : all right , what do you say ? you -- you want to wake up to a -- a magical jungle ? or how about some fairies and frogs and lily pads ? krystal : hmm . stuart : or some -- some unicorns flying through the clouds ? krystal : they 're so beautiful , stuart . i just -- i do n't know how to choose . stuart : well , i am appointing you her official spokesperson . and you can take as long as you want . krystal : oh -- that 's so sweet of you . i guess adam 's probably not too happy that you 're here . stuart : adam is not too happy about anything these days . krystal : and those chest pains -- what -- what did the doctor say ? stuart : oh -- it was a little bit of heartburn and a whole lot of angry . how are you and jenny doing ? are you ok ? krystal : well , you know , starting over again is a -- a little nerve - wracking , but you know , i 'm an old hand . it 's not like i 'm alone -- babe and -- and little a -- winnie -- boy , she 's a godsend , i 'll tell you that much . oh , it must be quiet over at the chandler mansion . but with adam 's heart , maybe that 's best . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , i just had a heart attack . who knows when i might have another one ? if -- if the egg - white omelets and the rabbit food do n't kill me first . oh , god , i do n't know how much time i have left . j.r. : oh , please . you 'll be yelling at whoever 's left after armageddon . adam : you ca n't just cut me off from my grandson . he 's one of the few bright spots i have left in my life . you ca n't deny me these moments of happiness . j.r. : i already told you , he 's not your grandson anymore . adam : yeah , well , i do n't think that 's your decision to make . he 's my own flesh and blood . j.r. : you did it to me . you ca n't be alone with my son anymore . adam : ah . this is about payback , is it ? j.r. : no . it 's about my son , and i wo n't let you do to him what you did to me . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee might not even mention the kiss to you . annie : there 's probably already a billboard on main street . ryan : look , even if she goes to the news with it , the point is , is it meant nothing . annie : and that 's that ? ryan : for me , yes . annie : it is not over with greenlee just because you say it is . ryan : sit , please . i have an incredible wife who i am head over heels for . i have two unbelievable children that are the world to me . and that is all that i care about . greenlee is a lifetime ago . annie : see , there -- that -- that is what you have been doing since she got back . ryan : what ? annie : dismissing what you had . acting as if you can put greenlee in a neat little box , label it as the past , and stick her on a shelf . ryan : well , i 'd prefer it 'd be a double - locked basement in another state . annie : stop , stop . be serious . you loved greenlee once . and it was intense , and it was powerful . you did n't leave her because you stopped loving her . she walked away , and you wanted her back . now she 's back . ryan : i told you -- annie : i know what you told me . but being with greenlee again -- seeing her -- those -- those emotions , those memories -- you ca n't just shut that down . you ca n't -- you ca n't just ignore that , or deny that . ryan : i think that you 're making -- annie : if you want to get back together with greenlee , tell me now , before this marriage goes any further . ryan : i want you . i -- i want our marriage and our family . that 's what i want . and , yes -- i was in love with greenlee , but -- but it was -- it was wild and it was crazy . i do n't know how to describe it . it was like -- it was like a trapeze act with no net , you know ? it was great while we were flying , but the landing was really rough , but with you , it 's just real , and it 's solid . annie : i 'm safe -- great . ryan : no . no , no , no , no . i 'm trying to say that -- that you -- you taught me what true love can be like , that true love does n't have to be a drama and a circus act , that it 's -- it 's saying nothing and having a conversation . it 's tucking our kids in at night . it 's -- it 's bad coffee and it 's oatmeal baths . that 's what it is -- true love . it 's your voice . it 's your eyes . it 's your hands . i do n't want to be anywhere else . i do n't want to be with anyone else -- no one . so you 're just going to have to face the fact that you are stuck with me forever -- actually , till the day after forever . annie : forever is good . it 's very good . but -- ahem -- but this day is getting away from me , and i have to get to fusion before lunch , so -- ryan : but wait . are n't -- are n't you forgetting something ? annie : ah -- the fireplace poker ? ryan : no , no -- kiss . you see , that 's part of the deal -- you have to kiss me . you have to , every day . you sure you ca n't stick around a little bit ? annie : oh -- it 's tempting , but i have to go to work . [ scene_break ] greenlee : where are you going ? kendall : oh , i -- i have somewhere i have to be . [ kendall prints out hannah 's message ] greenlee : yeah , but we have our first concept meeting . kendall : i 'm sure you can muddle through . greenlee : ok , you do n't get special privileges -- kendall : i 'll be back . greenlee : just because . kendall : i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] zach : you saw the condition she was in . she realized coming to pine valley was a mistake , so she left . josh : end of story ? zach : end of story . josh : hmm . zach : hey , josh ? your cute little theory might be amusing to you , but it could hurt other people . josh : like kendall ? zach : like kendall . and you know how i feel about anyone hurting my wife . josh : whatever you say , boss . [ scene_break ] jonathan : what 's up ? you called ? ryan : yeah , i called , and this is up right here . this is my new venture capital firm . jonathan : oh , ho , ho ! ryan : we 're going to hunt down and invest in start - up companies and grow them all into their potential , and not just any start - up companies -- socially responsible ones . we 're talking about education , the environment . you name it , they 're making contributions . jonathan : that 's fantastic . congratulations . ryan : thanks . jonathan : yeah . ryan : thank you . you know what ? i did n't just invite you over here to talk about it , because i want you to be part of it . yeah . jonathan : what do you mean ? ryan : i want to hit the ground running , and i want you with me . jonathan : wow . that 's a -- that 's a big offer . ryan : yeah , only you 're the only man for the job . jonathan : i 'm not the only man . ryan : what is that ? you 're -- are you turning me down ? jonathan : no , i 'm not . i 'm -- i 'm not . ryan : because you and i talked about you trying to find something a little bit more challenging than your bartending -- jonathan : no , you know , and i -- i am interested , i am . i do n't know , man . my -- i do n't know where my life 's going right now , ok ? ryan : ok . just -- you 'll think about it , though , right ? jonathan : yes , i will . absolutely . ryan : because it would mean the world to me to have my brother there with me . it would be exciting -- maybe not as exciting as your bartending job , but it 'll be exciting . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , if you ca n't handle it , i 'm going to give it to somebody else . babe : i have done the marketing reports every quarter . greenlee : but it needs to look professional . that means do n't dot your is with happy faces and flowers . babe : i wo n't start now . greenlee : ok , and before the meeting , i need everyone to have the latest ad copy , mockups of gift - with - purchase , and make sure the coffee is fresh . babe : i 'll make sure that the intern takes care of it . greenlee : did you know that she 's top of her class at pvu ? what a waste -- all that education when you could 've just done it . babe : ahem . greenlee : is something wrong ? because if there is , there are plenty of places you could work where a high school degree is not required . jamie : hey , babe . got a minute ? greenlee : this is a business , not a singles bar . babe : actually , yes . i do . jamie : in private ? babe : sure . greenlee : well , where 's the rest of my crack staff ? does n't anyone keep regular hours ? annie : mommy hours are n't usually regular . sorry i 'm late . emma 's the new jackson pollock of the crayon set and i had a bedroom wall to clean up . we ready to work ? [ scene_break ] krystal : oh , well , you know , i have started over more times than i can count without a lick or a promise to go on . but this time around , i -- i have family , i have friends -- rock - solid base . stuart : yeah . krystal : and even better , i have a plan . stuart : oh , really ? what -- what is it ? krystal : well , no , no , i -- no , i ca n't talk about it yet -- i do n't want to jinx it . but , if i work out all the details , i just might have something that 'll help me fill my days and actually make one of my dreams come true . stuart : oh , well , that 's the best kind of dreams -- the ones you can live . i see you 're still wearing your wedding ring . krystal : um -- yeah , i -- i guess i just did n't realize -- i guess i just did n't realize what it would mean to take it off . stuart : oh -- good . i 'm sorry if i upset you . krystal : oh , no , no . actually -- actually , you just gave me a wonderful idea . [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's official -- well , almost official . hey , have you -- you talked to lily since the wedding ? because i know after the annulment , she was kind of shut down , but at the wedding , i thought i saw a little break in the armor , you know , maybe a little smile . jonathan : yeah . well , that 's because that was n't lily -- that was ava . ryan : what ? are you kidding me ? no wonder you were so ticked at her when you saw her at confusion . jonathan : yeah . she said she has a reason for the lily imitation . ryan : she had a reason , huh , and that 's it ? you 're ok with it ? jonathan : oh , hell , no . i was n't , but then -- i do n't know . i -- i started talking to her , and i got to know her a little bit and -- you know , people do dumb things . you -- you hurt yourself , you hurt someone else , and there 's always this little teeny , tiny part of us that wants to write them off and -- and forget about them and move on , but we ca n't , because we know why they did what they did . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , going from play dates to the corporate world is a big step . i do n't expect it to be easy , but i do expect you to be on time . annie : just tell me what i missed . greenlee : ok , there 's a lot , but i 'll go slowly so you can keep up . basically , i 'm going to start running fusion like a company now . i 'll have morning staff meetings , afternoon concept meetings , and i 'll need every department to give me three new ideas every day . i know it 's a lot , you 'll need help , but feel free to ask . annie : oh , well , i already have a file of point - of - purchase possibilities . greenlee : great . we 'll see if we can turn them into something viable . i need to go call robbie , our bio - organics farm manager . he is such a diva . di : where is a weed whacker when you need one ? annie : well , with all that manure -- di : yeah . i mean , i 'm impressed . you 've got outstanding self - control , or are we just heavily medicated this morning ? annie : oh , i 'm just waiting to get her alone . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey , lily , is zach here ? and do n't tell me he 's in a meeting or ca n't be disturbed . lily : he -- i wo n't , because he 's not here . josh : zach 's gone . is everything ok ? kendall : what do you know about hannah leaving the way she did ? [ scene_break ] zach : you 're going to have to trust me , adam . adam : never completely . zach : it was your idea . now , someone has to go and buy the remaining shares of chandler enterprises without throwing up a red flag . if you want your son to remain in the dark , give me the ball and let me run with it . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , josh , you must know something . josh : hannah resigned , she left town . cambias is looking for a new cfo . kendall : well , there must be more to it . josh : just drop it , all right , kendall ? leave it alone . lily : wow , kendall , this is really like a mystery , is n't it ? zach told me that if anyone called or asked for him , that the call should be transferred to him immediately . [ scene_break ] zach : holding companies are in place . let me know , and i 'll make it happen . adam : hmm . i 'll be in touch . zach : do n't wait too long . sooner or later , junior 's going to figure something out . he 's not going to sit still . [ scene_break ] jamie : come on , babe , talk to me . i know something 's up . you were off at the roadside , and you 're not any better now . babe : she screwed me over , jamie . jamie : greenlee ? babe : i -- i have n't even told mama . i do n't even know how . jamie : what did greenlee do ? babe : she took back my shares in fusion . jamie , i love this company so much , and i have put so much into it , and now i do n't even -- i do n't even own a paper clip . jamie : i 'm sorry . j.r. : well , this is déjà vu all over again . [ scene_break ] ryan : remember you said that ava was trouble at confusion ? jonathan : ah -- well , i was being harsh about her . ryan : well , no , you had -- reason . i 'm just saying make sure she does n't do some sort of sweet , vulnerable little number on you -- you know what i mean ? she 's not lily . in fact , she 's lily 's half sister , which means she 's even more trouble , so -- you 'll stay away from her , right ? jonathan : yeah . i will . ryan : all right . see ya . [ scene_break ] [ annie confronts greenlee in the restroom ] annie : alone at last . [ next_on ] juliet : why divorce at all ? mike : erica , why would n't you admit that you 're wrong ? juliet : has this simply become a matter of your pride ? babe ( to the fusion women and j.r. ) : i quit . annie ( to greenlee ) : i will never in this lifetime let you have ryan . zach ( to ryan ) : you 're not over greenlee , are you ?
ryan lets annie know that he kissed greenlee the night before but assures her she is his past , but she is his future . annie puts the ultimatum before him to let her know right now if he wants out of this marriage . adam plays with little adam on the terrace until j.r. comes out and forbids adam from being around his son again . when zach brings kendall to work , they discuss greenlee 's actions of the night before while she eavesdrops from the back room . josh comes into zach 's office and lets him know that he is aware that hannah wanted a son to replace the one she lost , and wonders if zach gave in to her . greenlee sets up a new business format which includes babe to get fusion back on top . kendall gets an - mail from hannah thanking her for what she did for her while she was in pine valley .
frankie : all right . i guess we 'll see you guys back at the hospital ? angie : are you sure you know how to fly this thing ? frankie : ma , that 's the easy part . angie : you 're just like your daddy . frankie : and i 'm proud of it . jesse : you really stopped me from going over the edge back there and killing that bastard . i want to thank you , son . frankie , i want to -- i want to thank you . franklin . frankie : franklin . jesse : franklin . [ frankie laughs ] frankie : i love you guys . jesse : be careful up there . jake : buckle up , bro . we 're going airborne . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps quickly ] doctor : she 's gone asystolic . joe : no , it 's a fine v - fib . start cpr . joe : krystal , you have to leave . defibrillator to 360 . doctor : sir ? joe : yeah ? doctor : she said she did n't want resuscitation . joe : she said she did n't want surgery , doctor . i 've seen too many miracles around here not to give her a chance at one . we 'll shock . [ scene_break ] detective : and you were never on the roof ? aidan : no , i was covering down here , in case he -- in case he showed his face down here again . so , are we good ? am i free to go ? detective : yeah . any more questions , we 'll be in touch . jack : aidan -- i just heard what happened . do you have any idea where greenlee is ? aidan : she left , jack , before the shooting started . jack : yeah , i know . i tried to find her , and she would n't even answer her cell phone . let me ask you something . what in your mind told you that it would be a good idea to tell her about you and kendall at a wedding ? aidan : i did n't , jack . you did . you told her . [ scene_break ] zach : hey , hey , hey , hey . you do n't want that . you do n't -- you do n't want me . greenlee : well , i sure as hell do n't want aidan anymore . zach : well , this is n't the answer . ooh . greenlee : i do n't get it . zach : ok . greenlee : how can you be so calm ? kendall betrayed you . zach : i was as angry and hurt as you are now , but i -- i let it go . greenlee : so , is that why you hit aidan ? because you `` let it go `` ? you hate what they did as much as i do . admit it . zach : i did n't ignore it . but i faced it and dealt with it . greenlee : stop being so analytical about it . they lied to us . they did the most horrible thing they could do , and then they lied about it . how can you live with that ? zach : how can i not ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , corrina , it 's ryan . look , there 's been an emergency , and we really need you here to watch emma , all right ? could you please call me back as soon as you get this message ? thanks . annie : hi . i have got some delicious surprises for you . some lacy , some naughty -- what ? something 's happened . ryan : there was a shooting at the hubbard wedding , and julia was shot . annie : what ? is she ok ? ryan : um , all i know is that it is serious . annie : but -- but she 's still alive , right ? ryan : i already left a message for corrina , and i told her to come over here and watch emma so that we can go to the hospital . if she takes too long to get back to me , i 'll find somebody else , ok ? come here . [ scene_break ] zach : i love kendall . it 's that simple , and that complicated . greenlee : you ca n't let her do this to you , zach . you 're too good of a man . she 's poison . you 've got to get her out of your life , and out of your system . and do n't be a fool . she did it once , she 'll do it again . zach : i do n't think like that . greenlee : yeah , well , you have to , because she 's a mistake . down there , in that bomb shelter , you and i opened our souls to each other . you told me you could n't ever admit to making a mistake , because you could never be vulnerable with anyone . but you were , zach . you were vulnerable with me . and we got through that together . kendall and aidan have turned out to be our big mistakes , but we can get through this , too . together . we wanted each other , zach . but you and i were better than they ever could be . let 's not make that same mistake again . let kendall go . make love to me . [ kendall walks in ] [ scene_break ] babe : god . mama . krystal : julia 's bad . she 's really bad . j.r. : oh , god . is there any word on tad ? krystal : what about tad ? babe : oh , god . you left before it happened . krystal : what ? what happened ? babe : oh , god . krystal : wait , wait . where 's tad ? babe : no , it 's ok . krystal : where 's -- j.r. : just calm down . jake : we 've got a gunshot , partial tear of the brachial artery -- hypertensive tachycardic . i had to do a needle decompression in the field for tension pneumothorax . he 's lost a lot of blood . get these belts off him . i 'd call the blood bank -- get on their ass -- we need all the o - negative they 've got . put his hands out . nobody touch this tube , it 's the only thing between him and death at the moment . put his hands at the side . hang in there , tad . [ dixie stands over tad caressing his face ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : go away . you 're interrupting us . kendall : zach is here to help you , not sleep with you . greenlee : see ? she even tries to tell you what you 're supposed to be thinking now . get out and leave us alone . kendall : i 'm here to help , too . if you 'll just let me explain . greenlee : if i hear one more person try to explain this whole thing , i 'm going to scream . you and aidan were overcome with the idea of zach and me being dead , so you comforted each other with a healthy round of grief - numbing sex . end of story . kendall : greenlee , listen to me . what happened ca n't be summed up in a sentence or two . you need to understand where we were during all those weeks . greenlee : shut up . shut up , ok ? you know what ? you may have him programmed to accept that load of crap , but i never will . so either shut the hell up , or i 'll get out of here . kendall : please just give us a chance . greenlee : fine . goodbye . kendall : i thought you said it was a bad idea to go after greenlee . zach : she jumped in the car , wanted a ride home . kendall : well , i was n't going to come here . i went to see ryan first . [ zach chuckles ] kendall : i asked him if he could help her . zach : oh , boy . ryan ? greenlee 's ex - husband , who is not really sure who he 's in love with right now . you think he could help the situation ? kendall : well , i thought he might be a little more helpful than you could be , considering that greenlee 's ideal revenge is now to get you into bed . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , but as soon as you can , all right ? ok , great . that would be great . so , corrina is going to come over , but it 's going to take her a little bit of time before she can get here . annie : ok . any word from the hospital ? ryan : all i know is that julia is in the e.r . , but they 're working on her . annie : that 's -- that 's a good thing , right ? i mean , that means she 'll be ok . i mean , she 's done so much for me , ryan . ryan : i know she has . annie : i mean , she 's such a special friend . before she even knew me , she let me into her home with open arms like -- like this beautiful angel . what about kathy ? what will happen to kathy if julia 's -- ryan : look , do n't even go there , all right ? just try to focus on how strong julia is . you go ahead to the hospital . i 'll stay here with emma until corrina shows up , all right ? you go ahead . annie : ok . ok , thank you . thank you for being here , for being so wonderful . [ scene_break ] aidan : jack , i take full responsibility for what happened . it does n't matter how she found out , does it ? the fact is , she -- she now knows , and she 's upset , and she has every right to be . but she needs some time alone . and i 'm going to give that to her . jack : or maybe it would have been a better idea not to betray her at all . what do you think ? aidan : do n't you think i know that ? all right ? i ca n't take back what happened . what happened happened . and i 'm sure you 're angry , and i 'm sure you want to hit me in the face , but i 'm afraid someone else beat you to it . jack : and my guess is that would be zach . aidan : zach , yeah . zach and kendall , all right , they feel terrible , too . we all know that greenlee 's been hurt before in the past , and i did n't mean to hurt her again . i did n't . i love her , jack . and i want to make this up to her . but right now , i mean , i have to get to the hospital . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . i heard about julia . do you have any idea how she is ? aidan : i do n't know . but both julia and tad are at the hospital . jack : tad ? aidan : tad was shot on the roof , and they both left here in bad shape . [ scene_break ] surgeon : call the blood bank . tell them to send out all the o - negative they have until we get him typed and crossed . dr. martin , i 'm sorry , but the hospital has rules about treating family members -- jake : yeah , i worked on an average of five thoracic gunshot wounds per week for about , i do n't know , about the last five years . what 's your tally here in pine valley , doc ? surgeon : we got it . jake : thank you . that was a hell of an assist on the roof . frankie : yeah , well , you did all the hard work . if you were n't there -- i do n't know , man . j.r. : we have n't heard anything yet . frankie : hey . krystal : hey . you look like a ghost . frankie : yeah , well , he lost a lot of blood . but he 's still with us and jake and the others are going to make sure that it stays that way . angie : frankie ? how are they ? frankie : they just got tad in , and i do n't know about julia . krystal : she 's not good . joe is working on her , but it 's -- it 's not good . angie : all right , look , i want you to take care of greg . his arm . it looks like the bullet 's missed any vessel , but i want you to get a doppler ultrasound on it to make sure before dressing it , ok ? i 'm going to go check on julia . frankie : oh , mom , mom -- you 're still in your wedding dress . angie : no , i 'll change when i get a chance . frankie : all right . jesse : hey , hey . it 's going to be ok . neither tad nor julia are going to die , all right ? ok , baby ? come here . angie : oh , sweetie . all right . stay with cass . jesse : i will . angie : all right . [ monitor flatlines ] doctor : still fine v - fib . joe : epinephrine . angie : julia , it 's angie . julia , i want you to come back . will you do that for me ? please ? come back . doctor : another hit ? joe : no , no . she 's asystolic now . 100 mils of lidocaine . angie : please , please , do n't go . do n't go . joe : try the amiodarone . joe : she 's gone . angie : no . no , joe , she ca n't be . she ca n't -- i 'm s -- joe : it 's enough . angie : sorry , honey . i am so sorry . joe : call it . [ scene_break ] zach : greenlee did n't want to sleep with me any more than i wanted to sleep with her . kendall : i know that . she 's just -- she 's hurt . and she 's lashing out . i do n't blame her . zach : and do you think this is going to solve the situation , folding all of aidan 's stuff ? that 's going to fix things ? kendall : god , zach , i feel like everything is falling apart . greenlee hurting like this , the same hurt that i still sometimes see in your eyes , and then , everything that happened at the casino tonight . zach : what ? kendall : did n't you get my messages ? zach : i do n't bring a phone to a wedding , it 's rude . what happened ? kendall : i thought you knew . zach : what happened ? kendall : this gardner guy , he had a gun . and he took angie hostage , and he started shooting at everybody in the wedding reception . and julia was hit . they said it was bad . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ah ! oh ! i do n't deserve this ! damn it ! oh . ow ! [ greenlee grunts and wheezes ] greenlee : do n't even think of trying anything , i 've had a really bad day ! ryan : greenlee ? greenlee : oh , my god . ryan . ryan : what the -- what 's going on ? are you ok ? greenlee : yeah . no . the way this night from hell is going , i thought you 'd be a maniac in a hockey mask . ryan : were you on your way to the hospital , too ? greenlee : no , i do n't know where i was -- what ? the hospital ? why ? ryan : i thought you were there . greenlee : where ? ryan : at the wedding . robert gardner took angie hostage and shot up the reception . julia keefer is shot . she 's at the hospital . greenlee : oh , my god . was -- was anyone else -- ryan : i do n't know . i have n't been able to find out any information at all . but the cop that i spoke to at the hospital saw jackson and aidan . they 're fine . they 're totally safe . greenlee : well , is julia going to be ok ? ryan : i do n't know . i have n't been able to find out any information from anybody at all . greenlee : oh , my god . ryan : hey , kendall told me what happened between her and aidan , and i 'm really , really sorry . greenlee , if there 's anything at all i can do -- [ scene_break ] annie : is there any news about julia ? jesse : no , not yet . they 're still working on her . and tad . annie : tad ? jesse : yeah . he caught a -- a bullet up on the roof . annie : oh , my god . i have to see julia . babe : no , no , annie . no , wait . you ca n't . they 're trying to save her . we have to wait . annie : she ca n't die , babe . she ca n't leave kathy . babe : i know . come here . [ scene_break ] frankie : well , it 's going to hurt like hell for a while , but all you need is some antibiotics , change the dressing daily . you know , you 're one lucky man . greg : yeah , yeah . a few inches to the side -- how come tad could n't be as lucky , or that nurse who got shot ? how come i pulled the lucky straw ? frankie : i , sir , do not have an answer for that , but i do know how you feel . greg : yeah , i suppose you do . you saw a lot of this over there , did n't you ? that nurse , did you know her ? frankie : i was getting to know her . julia , she saved my life a few months ago . she and my mother did . i had a reaction to a poison that i was exposed to . she put a trache on me when i was choking to death , and now , some crazy son of a bitch just -- greg : not just any crazy son of a bitch . another gardner . after all that tad 's been through , and now opal . i tell you , to have another member of that family do this to them , it 's just -- frankie : yeah , well , i certainly did n't help at all . i mean , i invited the guy in . the man who kidnapped my father , who tortured him , stole his life , took him away from us ? i basically put out the `` welcome `` mat for him . greg : hey , frankie , do n't go there . i mean , you thought this guy had saved your dad 's life . there was no way you could have known who he really was . frankie : yeah , well , you tell that to tad . and julia . [ scene_break ] joe : tell me they killed robert gardner . because if they did n't , i 'm ready to . angie : no , but they did catch him . joe -- joe : ok . anyway , you 're all right , huh ? jesse , he 's ok , too ? angie : joe , listen . someone else was shot . joe , it 's tad . they 're working on him next door . joe : tad ? well , i better take care of this . opal : joe , is tad going to be all right ? joe : i , uh , i -- i do n't know , opal , i -- ahem . julia keefer has died . [ gasps ] annie : no . joe : yeah . excuse me , honey . i need to see how our boy is doing , ok ? [ scene_break ] jake : can you get a team up here , please , to work on a temporary fix for this arm ? he 's lost too much blood . joe : stats ? jake : dad . uh , 70 over palp . pulse up to 180 . he 's lost a lot of blood . he 's on his first bag of o - negative . i just need him to stabilize before we cut him open . they 're working on a trauma panel now . he 's got a probable tear to the brachial artery . where is that second unit of o - negative that i asked for ? no , he 's still hypotensive , but at least his blood pressure stopped dropping . joe : mm - hmm . jake : he 's bleeding like hell on the inside , though . nurse : we 've got only five units of o - negative left . more is on the way , though . jake : well , i hope so . surgeon : look , we may not have enough time to wait for him to stabilize further . jake : we cut him open now . joe : he could arrest very soon . prep him . jake : thank you . [ scene_break ] cassandra : well , thank god you 're ok . frankie : julia ? jesse : those bullets were meant for me . aidan : you did n't fire the gun . tad 's going to make it . j.r. : you just hang in there with us , ok ? he 's going to be all right . you said it yourself . nobody 's more stubborn than a martin . he loves you , krystal . he 's not going to leave you and jenny now . krystal : it 's times like these when i understand why tad sees you as a son . [ scene_break ] dixie 's voice : well , i will as soon as i know for sure you 're going to do the right thing with kate 's adoption certificate . tad reclaims his daughter , you reclaim your soul . colby : i just heard a news report . they got robert gardner , but there were other shooting victims . [ phone rings ] colby : hello ? j.r. : uh , colby , i have some bad news . julia 's dead . colby : no . j.r. : there 's more . tad was hit . he 's in bad shape . they 're trying to stabilize him for surgery . colby : daddy . kathy : where 's aunt julia ? [ scene_break ] zach : julia died a few minutes ago . tad is critical . i got to get to the hospital , and i have to call maria and anita . julia did n't have any family here , so i 've got to , uh , see what they want to do with her body and what they want to do with kathy . [ zach sighs as kendall hugs him ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : you really want to help me ? ryan : yes , of course i do . anything -- greenlee : fix my damn tire . [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : yeah , i can do that . greenlee : and once you 're finished doing that , why do n't we just take off ? what do you say ? we get a couple of motorcycles like before and just ride off into the sunset and never look back . ryan : you know what ? that sounds like a great idea . greenlee : you really mean what you said ? you 'd run away with me ? ryan : why the hell not ? i mean , from what you 've told me and from the little i remember , we had a blast on our road trip , right ? and this -- the world is going nuts , greenlee . it 's going nuts . what happened at the casino tonight is just proof of that , but you and me , we can get on our bikes and we can just -- we can outrun it , you know ? we did it before . we can do it again . greenlee : what about spike and emma ? ryan : yeah , that 's true . they do add a new wrinkle to this , but they 'll be ok . i mean , spike has got zach and kendall . emma 's got annie . i 'll visit them as much as i can . they 'll be fine . it 'll be just you and me alone just like before . greenlee : you are so full of it . you would n't leave those kids for the world . you 're not going anywhere . ryan : neither are you . greenlee : watch me . ryan : now who is full of it ? you 're not going anywhere unless aidan is driving you . greenlee : i 'm not discussing him . ryan : you 're in love with him . greenlee : i hate him . ryan : maybe right now you do . greenlee : i told you i do n't want to talk about it . is the tire fixed yet ? ryan : yes , the tire is fixed . i just got to put this in the trunk . greenlee : forget it . i 'm out of here . [ ryan sighs ] radio announcer : the latest report from the scene is that there are a number of casualties after the hostage drama at the seasons east casino . one confirmed fatality and another victim in critical condition . stay tuned for further updates . greenlee : one fatality . ryan : julia . [ scene_break ] jesse : baby , this is everything i was afraid of . i mean , i stayed away from here for 20 years to keep something like this from happening and now julia 's dead , tad is -- angie : do n't , do n't -- please do n't do that . you ca n't blame yourself for this . [ jesse grunts ] angie : baby , listen . yeah , there is evil in the world , but you 're not responsible for it , you 're not . listen , why do n't you come with me , and we 'll say a prayer for julia -- and for tad . [ scene_break ] [ tad 's monitor beeps ] [ monitor beeps quickly ] [ scene_break ] adam : hi , sweetheart . your aunt julia is at work right now , um , but she asked me to tell you that she loves you very much . kathy : are you crying ? colby : no , princess . i 'm not crying . i just -- i just got something in my eye , that 's all . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you know , i bet if you went into the kitchen and asked lucretia for some cookies and milk , i bet she 'd rustle some up for you . would you like that ? huh ? ok , why do n't you go tell her i said you could have two . kathy : ok . adam : yes , just right down the hall . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . is tad in surgery yet ? joe : no , not yet , but soon . zach : uh , i tried to call maria and anita . i ca n't get through anywhere . joe : actually , julia asked krystal to do it . so , i think she 's handling it . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] ryan : jack . jack : thank god you 're all right . greenlee : is it julia ? jack : yeah , it is , honey . ryan : um , where 's annie ? jack : annie , um -- she 's been here . you might want to check the chapel . [ scene_break ] jake : i 'm going to go fill my father in . jake : dad , we really ca n't wait any longer . joe : mm - hmm . jake : he 's about as stable as we 're going to get him and he 's -- he 's just bleeding to much . i need to get inside . we 've got all the blood we need for him from county , so we 're good with that . here 's his panel . joe : yeah . jake : and it ai n't great , but i think he 's got a fighting chance . joe : thank god you came back . thank god you 're here for your brother . krystal : joe -- joe , could i -- could i see him , please , before -- before you take him in ? ruth : let her , joe . please . joe : ok . come on . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : god , i need to call jamie and let him know about julia and tad . babe : ok . adam : i 'm sorry about what happened . i just wanted to be here for you . any word on tad ? j.r. : krystal 's in there with him right now . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , it 's me . they 're getting ready to take you in and get you all fixed up . so , all you have to do is hang in there and you be as strong as i know you can be . jenny needs you . and i need you . hell , everybody out there needs you , tad . you 're the one who keeps this whole crazy group together . you 're the one that keeps me together these days . so do n't give up , tad martin . do n't you leave me . you hear me ? i love you . [ scene_break ] jack : ryan , can you give us a moment , please ? how you doing ? and i do n't mean about this . i mean about you and -- greenlee : it 's over , dad . jack : i 'm so sorry . i thought you knew when i opened my big mouth -- greenlee : stop . i 'm glad i found out now . i 'm fine . really , you do n't have to worry about me . [ greenlee turns to ryan ] greenlee : i have to get out of here . will you take me home ? ryan : you see annie , will you just tell her i 'll be right back ? zach : sure . [ sitting alone , annie picks up a brochure on fertility treatments ] [ scene_break ] krystal : what are you doing here ? never mind that . how 's kathy ? [ dixie looks quizzically at adam over krystal 's shoulder ] [ next_on ] greenlee ( to kendall ) : after ruining my future with aidan , you owe me . give me our company . surgeon : come on , we 're running out of time . doctor : he 's in de - fib . joe : clear ! tad : i wish we could have had another chance . dixie : we can .
tad is rushed to the hospital by helicopter . when another doctor wants to take over his care , jake insists that due to his recent experience in africa , he is the best qualified to treat his own brother , so he proceeds to pack the wounds and order blood transfusions . meanwhile , in the next cubicle , joe and angie struggle to resuscitate julia . finally , they call the time of death and inform all her shocked friends . when j.r. calls colby with the news , she drops the phone and hugs her dad . greenlee kisses zach and then asks him to make love to her , but he insists he loves his wife . after zach gets a call about julia 's death , he takes care of the arrangements regarding her body since she has no family in town . everyone stands vigil at the hospital awaiting word on tad 's condition . jake informs his dad that tad is stable enough for surgery . adam and colby arrive at the hospital . krystal walks up to him and asks him what is he doing there . dixie looks at adam in a questioning way as if wondering what he is going to do next . greenlee is stranded by the side of the road with a flat tire when ryan comes to her rescue .
j.r. : i just do n't know how i 'm going to do it -- get up there in front of everyone without breaking down . maybe you could help me . scott : no . no , i 'm not speaking . i ca n't do it . j.r. : what ? you 've got to at least try , scott . otherwise you 're going to end up regretting it . scott : you know , do n't tell me what i should do . he should still be alive , and it 's your father who was supposed to be in this box . [ scene_break ] amanda : when did this become my life ? faking my son 's death , handing him over to strangers ? god , what i would give to be liza colby . jake : wait . why on earth would you be jealous of liza colby ? amanda : because she did everything right with her baby . she knew what she wanted , she went out , and she got it . no complications , no wondering who the father is , no custody battles . i really envy her . jake : no . you see , the last person on earth you should envy is liza colby . when it comes to liza , the only thing you should be doing is watching your back . [ scene_break ] natalia : ok , you both are supposed to sit tight until chief hubbard gets back . erica : what the hell did you tell jesse ? ryan : why ? what happened ? erica : kendall could be in a great deal of trouble because of you . [ scene_break ] liza : all right , listen . i came to town . i slept with zach . sue me . i liked him . that 's why i told you that i saw kendall with a gun . i just -- i wanted to get rid of her . kendall : you 're a bitch . jesse : and you are under arrest . kendall : what ? jesse : you have the right to remain silent . kendall : you ca n't arrest me ! why are you arresting me ? jesse : anything you say can , and will , be used against you in the court of law . liza : you ca n't arrest her . i withdrew my statement . jesse : you have the right to an attorney . liza : she was n't at the house with a gun . jesse : if you ca n't afford one , one will be appointed for you by the court . adam : what 's going on here ? jesse : kendall is under arrest for the murder of your brother . [ scene_break ] amanda : i thought you and liza were old friends . why should i have to watch my back ? jake : you just should , is all . [ jake remembers ] liza : that 's really a shame , because if my baby does n't arrive on the due date , then david is going to find out that his baby 's alive and that you two faked the stillbirth to deprive him of his child . jake : oh , you 're going to blackmail me . amanda : hey , jake , what is it ? jake : look , when it comes to liza colby , you need to know that liza colby 's first priority is always going to be liza colby . she 's not going to be your best friend anytime soon , you know ? and plus , you 've got one of those already . i 'm right here . hi . what ? what is it ? you do n't believe me ? amanda : no , i do . i just -- i flashed on stuart and what a great friend he always was , especially when i was a kid . he was like that magical grownup that you could n't wait to go see . [ jake laughs ] amanda : and now he 's gone . way too soon , just like my dad . jake : i know . i know , it 's -- it 's not fair . it sucks , but you know what ? that does n't mean that everybody who loves you is going to leave . i ai n't going anywhere . i 'm right here . [ scene_break ] tad : here he is . hey . hey , ladies and gentlemen . it 's great to be back here at the castle . yep , time for some mindless entertainment . this is something we think you 're really going to like . i do n't want any entertainment . i 've got you under my spell . i want you to go out and perform evil deeds for me . knock- knock . what ? knock - knock . who is it ? boo . boo , who ? no need to cry , just a knock - knock joke . oh , you 're killing me . who do i got to pay to get out of here ? [ kathy giggles ] tad : knock , knock . who is it ? candace . candace , who ? can this get any funnier ? i 'll kill you , i 'll kill you , i kill you ! agh ! [ kathy laughs ] [ tad laughs ] tad : hey , ma . opal : hey , honey . i 'm just about to head out , but the sitter is going to be here any minute to help you with the kids , ok ? tad : no . no , actually , i think i 'm going to go to the service myself . opal : oh , no , honey , now you are supposed to be resting . even playing with these kids is more than you should be doing . tad : kathy , here you go . opal : you should n't be -- tad : no , ma -- ma , i 'm going the service , and that 's it . stuart needs me there . [ scene_break ] kendall : did n't you hear her ? she lied to you about what she saw that night . liza lied . i mean , should that surprise anyone ? adam : what did you do , liza ? did you -- what did you tell jesse ? liza : well , it does n't matter anymore . colby : it does if you were lying about kendall to cover up that you murdered uncle stuart . liza : colby , i did n't murder anyone . colby : then what were you doing there that night ? j.r. : colby , come on . kendall : please , please , jesse . why are you doing this to me ? zach has already confessed . jesse : because all the evidence points to you , kendall . adam : jesse , could you just leave ? this day is difficult enough without all this going on . j.r. : yeah , that 's right . come on , dad . let 's get inside . colby : no , you stay away . you are not a part of this family anymore . j.r. : colby , think about what uncle stuart would have wanted . marian 's going to need all the support she can get , and that includes liza . kendall : look , i admit that i wanted to kill adam . i was there , but i could n't do it . i could n't go through with it . you talked to ryan . i mean , he must be able to back up my story . jesse : yeah , i talked to ryan . that 's one of the reasons i 'm here . your stories do n't match up . [ scene_break ] ryan : jesse already had a witness . erica : a witness who saw her ? who ? ryan : he would n't tell me , so i admitted that i saw kendall at the grounds that night . erica : before or after the shooting ? ryan : before . we heard the shot together . erica : well , kendall told jesse that it was n't until after the shooting that you two got together , so which is it ? which is the version that 's the truth , ryan ? ryan : kendall 's is the truth . erica : then why did you lie for her ? ryan : because , erica , i was trying to protect her . i did n't think that jesse would hold me until he talked to her . you know , he 's never done anything like that . i thought i could see kendall , and we could get our stories straight . why is he doing this ? why wo n't he let this go ? you know , because zach confessed . he said he was in it alone . why wo n't he just back off already ? erica : because he 's a smart cop , and he knows that something is n't right . did you lie for kendall because you think she did it ? ryan : i lied because i wanted to avoid exactly what she 's going through right now . what about you ? do you think she killed stuart ? [ scene_break ] marian : stuart ? adam : no . no , marian , it 's me , adam . i know you must blame me for this . i wish i could -- i just -- i know `` i 'm sorry `` is meaningless . marian : adam , stuart loved you , no matter what , and he forgave you , no matter what . so i know he would want me to do the same . i do n't blame you . i know how much you loved your brother , and i know you 're going to miss him as much as i do . adam : i have n't just lost my brother . i 've lost the better part of me . i took him for granted . i did n't spend as much time with him as i should have . i did n't -- i did n't love him , or tell him i loved as much as i should have . marian : of course , you loved him , adam . stuart knew that . adam : yeah . now i ca n't show him . maybe -- maybe with scott . maybe i could somehow make it up to stuart by taking care of his son -- be a father to scott . marian : stuart would like that , adam . he would like it . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . scott : hi . marissa : i heard about your dad . i just wanted to come pay my respects . i know it 's kind of weird of me coming to a funeral of someone i never knew , but something told me that you might need a friend . if i 'm out of line , just say so . i can just leave . scott : no , no , please do n't . i 'd like you to stay . [ scene_break ] erica : i have no idea what happened , but you know me better than to ever think that i would condemn kendall . but i do know how much she loves her boys , and when she thought ian had died all because of adam 's greed -- i mean , i have no idea where her mind went . i do know that she and zach were both crazy with grief . ryan : and either one of them capable of just about anything . erica : well , would n't you have been ? ryan : yeah . erica : if it were either spike or emma ? ryan : yes . absolutely . that 's why i said what i said . erica : well , you still have n't answered my question . do you think that kendall did it ? ryan : no . i do n't , and i 'm not going to let her go down for any of it . so if you have any doubts at all -- erica : no . you know that i will stand by my daughter no matter what , and if anyone deserves to pay for this , it 's the person who deserves to be behind bars . someone like liza colby . [ scene_break ] scott : you never think about it . you know , growing up , you never think about burying your mom or your dad . granted , when we lost my mom , it was -- it was awful , but at least we knew that she was going , you know ? we had a chance to say goodbye , but with this -- he 's not supposed to be in there . he 's not supposed to be in that box . it just was n't meant to be him . it 's wrong . i told them i 'd speak in there today , and i ca n't . i ca n't do it . marissa : i felt the same way at mom and dad 's service , but once it started , i realized i had to go up there . not for them , not for the people in the church , but for me . i had n't even planned on anything to say . i just started talking about the three of us , about the good memories , the little moments that we shared together , and how lucky i was to have two such wonderful people as my parents . it helped . saying it out loud like that -- it helped me to say goodbye . but that was me . i 'm sorry . i was just trying to help . i -- scott : thanks . [ scene_break ] marian : oh , liza , thank god you 're here . oh , darling , i still ca n't believe that you 're going to have a baby . liza : i know . i 've started thinking about some names , and if it 's a little boy , i 'm going to name him stuart . [ scene_break ] ryan : liza is back ? erica : yes , and she just happened to reappear the night that stuart was murdered . she was there . she was in the mansion . her own daughter thinks that she pulled the trigger . ryan : well , does jesse know all that ? erica : yeah , he does . he knows it , but whether or not he has any evidence beyond the fact that she was there , that i do n't know . but i 'm going to fill him in on the battle royal that was adam and liza 's marriage . oh , god , no ! ryan : kendall ! erica : whoa , whoa , whoa . jesse , let her go right this minute . jesse : you do know that the two of you brought this on yourself ? lying to me during a murder investigation , and then you tell me two completely different stories that kind of scream `` somebody 's guilty . `` not only that , it also pisses me off , ryan . ryan : i was scared for her , jesse . i tried to protect her . it does n't mean that she did it . jesse : funny thing about people who lie to you , then turn right back around and admit that they lied -- all of the sudden , you ca n't believe a thing they say . sit down , shut up , wait your turn . erica : jesse , she did n't do it . jesse : erica , i do n't need your a - list drama right now . erica : there are suspects out there . real suspects -- look at them . look at liza colby . kendall : mom -- mom , you 're wasting your breath , ok ? liza 's been working everyone , including jesse and zach . erica : zach ? what did she do to zach ? kendall : you do n't want to know . she 's the reason i 'm in handcuffs . jesse : there 's enough evidence and witnesses out there for me to do this , no matter how much i hate it . erica : well , you 're wrong , jesse , and you 're going to be proven wrong , and it 's going to be a huge embarrassment for you if you do this . jesse : erica , would you like to be arrested , too ? erica : yes , go ahead . arrest me . jesse : do n't try me . kendall : ok , mom . jesse : ok ? kendall : mom , please , go to the funeral . be there for stuart . please go . i 'm ok . i 'd like to see ryan , just for a minute . [ scene_break ] angie : marian , jesse sends his love . he wishes he could be here , but he is fighting so hard to find out what happened . marian : oh , thank you . thank you so much . [ scene_break ] adam : i may not be able to do this . stuart 's funeral -- my brother 's dead because of me . marian may be able to forgive me , but i 'll never forgive myself . j.r. : hey , guy . little adam : hi , grandpa . i love you . adam : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] pete : you ca n't miss stuart 's service . why do n't you just stick with me ? we 'll sit on the opposite side of the church and block liza from your view . colby : maybe i 'm just looking for an excuse not to go in there and face it all . i do n't know how to say goodbye to him . pete : i 'm going to miss him , too . stuart was the only guy who did n't treat me like a dork . he treated me like an equal . but then , stuart had no equal . he was one of a kind . colby : come on . let 's say goodbye together . [ scene_break ] j.r. : there was no doubt that christmas was uncle stuart 's favorite holiday . every year , you 'd find him selling christmas trees to raise money for the aids charity that he put in cindy 's name . one year , i went to visit him at the christmas tree lot , and he wanted to show me this gift box that he had found that was sitting under one of the christmas trees there , and he insisted that it was a magic box , and he was right . it was magic . he asked us all to wish for what we thought was inside . not for ourselves , but for someone else . and i think that 's the most magical christmas i 'll ever have , because what was really in that box was all the good that uncle stuart saw in every single one of us . my uncle had an amazing way to get people to believe in possibilities , to believe in themselves , because he believed in all of us . in fact , not one person who was lucky enough to be in the presence of my uncle would walk away without feeling better about themselves , about their lives , about just being alive . i know that you 're really not gone , uncle stuart , because you 'll always be there , standing over my shoulder , smiling that smile , and whispering in my ear , and reminding me that life is n't just some stupid box , but a box that 's filled with hope and faith , and most of all , magic . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm sorry , ok ? i was trying to help you . you know that . i did n't know jesse was going -- kendall : it 's ok . it 's all right , ryan . ryan , it 's not your fault , ok ? liza 's the one who messed everything up . i 'm not angry with you . how could i be ? i love you . you do n't have to hold him anymore , right ? i mean , he 's free to go soon ? jesse : he 's free to go for now . kendall : i have one favor to ask . ryan : ian ? kendall : yeah . ryan : i 'm going to take care of both of them . do n't worry about the boys , ok ? i 'm worried about you . kendall : i 'll -- i 'll be fine , as long as my boys are . ryan : i love you , too . jesse : ryan , go get processed the hell out of here , please . [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. is absolutely right . from this day on , i 'll never be able to think about stuart without smiling , especially around christmas . as a matter of fact , your christmas story brought up a little holiday anecdote of my own , and this is going to be , you know , way too early for you to remember . this was years ago . i was doing a tv show . what was it , jack ? `` nothing `` -- `` nothing but `` ? jack : `` the truth . `` tad : `` nothing but the truth , `` `` nothing but the truth . `` thank you , sir . and stuart showed up , and he was pretending to be adam dressed as santa claus , and i 'm telling you , he had the whole nine . he was beautiful . he had the white beard , the red hat -- [ laughter ] tad : suit and everything . and he 's giving away millions , you know , like his brother -- millions and millions of dollars like it 's nothing . and the great thing was , every dime of it was adam 's money . [ laughter ] tad : and i do n't think even adam cared , because stuart was so good at it . he just -- he and santa claus , they were just a right on match , you know ? you should have seen him up there giving away checks like a copy machine . tad : `` what 's that , charlie ? `` `` the kids on the street need a new clubhouse . `` `` that 's ok . you just remember the open bar . `` [ laughter ] tad : yeah , stuart and santa claus , they were something else together . he was -- he was amazing . it 's like you said . all you had to do is believe in him , and he made it so easy , because he believed in you . there was never a more fun , generous , kind , loving -- so meant to love other people -- on this earth . i mean , the only thing that he liked more than laughter -- of his own laughter -- was hearing people , other people laugh , and do n't kid yourself . he hears us today , every one of us . you know , he can hear everything , wherever you 're sitting . you know , he 's eating this up with a spoon . he can definitely feel the love . and another thing that stuart loved hearing , which is completely foreign to me , because i , like many of us here , think of stuart as -- as simply as an artist , you know , as a painter . he loved music , you know ? and he loved this one song so much . a simple song , but to me it was sort of more an anthem for stuart , because it really -- it sums up his philosophy of life , and i think for stuart 's sake , we should all give it a shot . so to facilitate that , i brought along visual cues . [ laughter ] tad : yep . next time you 're found with your chin on the ground , there 's a lot to be learned , so look around . just what makes that little old ant think he 'll move that rubber tree plant ? anyone knows an ant ca n't move the rubber tree plant . but he 's got high hopes . he 's got high hopes . he 's got high apple pie in the sky hopes . allegro , people ! so any time you 're feelin ' low , ' stead of lettin ' go just remember that ant . oops , there goes another rubber tree . oops , there goes another rubber tree . oops , there goes another rubber tree plant . once there was a silly old ram thought he 'd punch a hole in a dam . no one could make that ram scram . he kept buttin ' that dam , but he 's got high hopes . he 's got high hopes . he 's got high apple pie in the sky hopes . all problems just a toy balloon they 'll be bursted soon . they 're just bound to go pop . oops , there goes another rubber tree . oops , there goes another rubber tree . oops , there goes another rubber tree plant [ applause ] tad : ladies and gentlemen -- [ applause ] j.r. : i 'd like to thank all of you for coming and celebrating stuart 's life . there was a lot more smiles than there were tears . and i think that -- no , i know that would have made him happy . and now reverend miller will close the ceremony . scott : uh , wait . i 'd like to say something . i was n't planning on saying anything , but after hearing all of you talk , the love that you felt for him and the love that i know he had for all of you , it brought back a very difficult time in my life . i was in new york city on 9/11 at nyu film school . it was so sad and depressing . it was so surreal . i could n't find a way to deal with what had happened . i had lost all faith in the world and in my life . and then dad came to visit me . [ scott recalls talking to stuart as they walked in nyc ] scott : i ca n't shake it , dad . i get up every morning thinking what 's the point ? all those people went to work , like they do every day . some of them , they kissed their kids goodbye , dropping them off at school . others got in a fight with their husband or their wife , and they never got a chance to say `` i 'm sorry . `` they never got a chance to say `` i really do love you . `` so -- and then it was all just over . so what 's the point ? what 's the point of living if you 're just going to die ? if it all just disappears like that ? stuart : i love you , scott . i love you , and that 's the point . we 're born loving our mothers and our fathers . and we get a little older , we love our brothers and sisters and aunts and our uncles . and you keep growing , and you love somebody that you met along the way . and then our husbands and their wives , and then you love your children . and if you 're really lucky , you 'll love your children , too . scott : yeah . yeah . but you still die . it 's still over . stuart : your love does n't die when you do . it does n't jump in your coffin with you . no , love is in your soul . and your soul does n't die . i still feel your mother 's love . i do . all i ever do is think of cindy , and i feel her love . thanks , cindy . love is it . we do n't live to die . we live to love . all right ? scott : you were right , dad . i can still feel your love . and i love you , too . [ scene_break ] ruth : how long are you going to be in town ? liza : well , actually , i 'm going to stay . it 's where i belong . besides , my mother needs me now . [ scene_break ] marissa : the story you told about your dad was beautiful . [ scott sighs ] scott : thanks . he was a beautiful man . i would n't have gotten up there if it had n't have been for you . thank you . marissa : i 'm sorry i never got a chance to meet him . j.r. : we have to head over to the cemetery soon . marissa : i 'll be working at the yacht club . stop by later , if you like . i mean , for a drink or some dinner -- talk . scott : thanks . marissa : the service was beautiful . j.r. : thank you . liza : mother , i 'll walk you to the limo . [ marian cries as she leaves the church ] j.r. : we need to go to the cemetery . adam : no , please , just -- i just need a moment alone . please . nothing is going to be the same , stuart . i remember when lottie died and my whole world came crashing down around me . but you were there for me . i knew i could count on you any time to ameliorate the pain . but this -- it hurts so much . i have never felt this alone in my life . i remember you used to say , `` adam , adam , when you 're good , you 're very , very good , but when you 're bad , you 're ... `` when i was bad , you always let me know it . i always wanted to be there for you , stuart . and i was , until i failed . and i failed -- failed over and over many times . well , no matter . no matter . i -- i 've always loved you , stuart . and god knows , i 'm going to miss you . [ adam cries over stuart 's coffin ] [ scene_break ] angie : hey . i did n't expect to see you here . ryan : your husband arrested kendall . somebody 's got to be here for ian . angie : ryan , i 'm sorry . ryan : she did n't do it . angie , she did n't kill stuart . angie : listen , jesse does n't have anything against kendall . but if he arrested her , he has a reason . ryan : well , then he 's wrong . he 's wrong . she belongs here with her son . not in some cell . and i 'm going to prove that . i 'm going to get her out . [ scene_break ] [ metal door slams after kendall enters her jail cell ] annie : first day 's the hardest . it 's ok . i 'll help you through it . [ scene_break ] jake : oy . tad : oy is right . look at you , you sad sacks . stuart would n't want this . come on , you were there . you heard . he 'd want laughter , you know ? wine , women , song , more women . with great big earrings . jake : all right , all right , all right . tad : you know what i recommend ? popcorn and a marx brothers marathon . opal : i think maybe just a cup of tea . tad : silence . women should be seen and not heard . did you know behind every successful man is a woman ? behind her is his wife . jake : ok , you 're crazy now . people are thinking you 're -- tad : no , it 's all right . my brother 's a chicken . he thinks he 's a chicken . we never tried to talk him our of it , because we needed the eggs . jake : ok , so we 're going to watch the movie as a family , ok ? tad : i 'll get the popcorn . pete : oh , we 'll get the dvds . jake : keep an eye on him . you all right ? you 've been very quiet since the church . amanda : i think we need to go . jake : well , actually , if you have n't seen a groucho movie , they 're very funny . amanda : no . i think we need to go . i think -- i think i 'm having the baby . [ scene_break ] erica : going for your gun ? planning on finishing the job ?
at the chapel , scott and j.r. wait for stuart 's memorial service to begin . scott feels that it should be adam in the coffin instead of stuart . scott tells j.r. that he can not get up there and deliver a eulogy to his father . amanda begins to question as to what shape her life had gotten in and wishes that she could be more like liza . jake advises her to watch her back when it comes to liza . at the police station , natalia brings ryan in to visit erica . erica blames ryan for kendall being a suspect in stuart 's murder . liza confesses to jesse that she had slept with zach and that she set kendall up for the murder of stuart to get kendall out of the pic so that liza could have zach . jesse arrests kendall for the murder of stuart . jake warns amanda to watch her back when it came to liza . tad puts on a puppet show for kathy and jenny . opal arrives to join in the fun . marissa arrives at the chapel to pay her respects , but offers to leave if scott does n't want her here . scott insists that she stay .
juliet : well , if you 're still a little groggy this morning , our next guests will probably do more for you than a double shot of espresso . [ laughter ] juliet : please welcome erica kane and her husband for now , jackson montgomery . hi , guys . mike : erica , jack , welcome to `` the morning show with mike and juliet . `` jack : hi , mike . hi , juliet . thanks for having us . juliet : well , what can we say except i guess bad marriages equal great ratings ? america is hooked on your show `` the new divorce . `` jack : seems like it . mike : but is this divorce going to happen ? jack : oh , well , i would have to say probably not . juliet : um , is it true that somebody actually pledged a million dollars to the miranda montgomery center if the divorce is finalized ? erica : yes , yes -- very generous , right ? juliet : yeah , and very flattering . mike : well , sure , but no clue to his identity ? erica : no , no . he has n't revealed it yet . jack : or she has n't . could be a she . i mean , my fans have sent me photos , i got a bikini -- at least , i think it 's a bikini , i 'm not quite sure . it has a -- anyway , and -- and marriage proposals . can you come in just a little bit closer , please ? thanks . i just want to say thank you to all the people who have e - mailed and written and called for your kind words and some really interesting and attractive offers . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , i never got the turn - on factor from this rooftop . babe : do n't , ok ? i 'm not in the mood . j.r. : who messed with you ? was it my father ? babe : no , actually , for once , it was n't adam . jamie : it was greenlee . babe : she took advantage of a clause in the stock transfer . if fusion hit a financial low , she could take back her shares . we have and she did , so basically i have gone from a partner to an intern . j.r. : well , you 're not alone , babe . whatever you need , consider it done . [ scene_break ] singer : i believe in you though i do n't say it zach : hey . it looks like the same wavelength . spike 's really going to clean up tomorrow , is n't he ? ryan : why did you give greenlee the whole blackout story , zach ? zach : you kind of had to be there . ryan : did you think for one second what that information might do to her ? zach : i was more concerned with protecting my wife . [ scene_break ] di : hey . hey , annie -- annie is in the ladies ' room . kendall : uh -- i 'm not looking for annie . di : yeah , but she 's locked in there with greenlee , kendall . she 's been waiting to get greenlee alone . kendall : oh . i do n't hear any screaming . di : ok , you find that comforting ? kendall : do n't look at me . whoever makes it out first alive wins . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ooh , an ambush , and me without my brass knuckles . annie : let 's talk . greenlee : could 've done that outside . annie : i thought i 'd give you some privacy to let this sink in . up on the roof , that is the last time you will ever kiss my husband . greenlee : well , you 'll just have to take that up with ryan . annie : when ryan told me everything that 's happened between you two -- greenlee : `` everything `` ? i doubt it . annie : i know enough . greenlee : you know , it 's funny that ryan felt the need to confess the kiss to you . i would n't have bothered . annie : oh , yeah . i bet . greenlee : i was upset . ryan was being his normal sweet self -- you know how he is . annie : yeah . i know my husband really well . greenlee : well , then you also know you have nothing to worry about . i would never have mentioned that little , nothing kiss to ryan ever again -- unless -- do you think he feels guilty about it ? maybe the kiss meant more to him than i thought . annie : hmm . it does n't . and just in case you 're planning on using it , you will be wasting your time and your energy , because i will never , never in this lifetime let you have ryan . he is mine , and he is emma 's , and that is how it 's going to stay . got it ? [ scene_break ] zach : i cut the power to the clinic , destroyed greenlee 's eggs , and forced kendall into doing something that she probably would n't have done . why would n't i want to talk about that ? ryan : you should 've thought it through , zach . you should 've figured out way to get greenlee to back off of kendall . zach : mm - hmm -- you protect your wife , i 'll protect mine . ryan : wait a minute -- you think you 're actually protecting kendall by throwing gasoline all over greenlee and striking a match ? zach : what 's going on here ? you 're not over greenlee , are you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , relax , annie . are you always so paranoid ? annie : you think i do n't know you ? you have no idea how much ryan 's told me , or the way he talks about you to me , because you 're right -- ryan is kind , and he will be as nice as he possibly can be no matter how he really feels . greenlee : yeah , i know ryan as well if not better than you . annie : ok . and now you know who i am , too . greenlee : this has been fascinating . so unless we 're now going to wrestle , i got to get back to work . annie : we 're on a roll . why do n't we move on to something else ? like how i am going to help you salvage your company . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , di -- help me , please . di : i -- i ca n't concentrate . kendall : ok . which one of these is mr . right ? di : they 're -- they 're all clowns . kendall : all right . uh -- blammo ? di : mm - hmm . kendall : or we have whamdoodle . or -- ooh , i like this one -- sockittome . di : huh . kendall : so , which one ? di : i hate clowns . kendall : but -- but , why ? no , they 're funny , they make balloon animals , and they ride in cars and they beep horns . di : and they -- and they eat children , kendall . kendall : what ? di : have you read stephen king ? they eat children , they live in the sewer and he crawls up , and he eats the children . kendall : thank you ! that 's a lovely visual , nice image for my child 's first birthday party . thank you so much . di : in the neighborhood . sorry . ok , limbs attached . everyone 's ok . kendall : oh , ok . um -- do n't tell greenlee about the party , ok ? di : hmm . kendall : so , uh , what 's new ? annie : we need to have an emergency meeting . di : oh , god , i knew it . kendall : all right , and the reason for this meeting ? annie : greenlee 's brilliant plan to put fusion firmly back in the black . [ scene_break ] babe : fusion is in a slump , because we were in limbo for a while . we could n't even work out of our offices . j.r. : well , that 's not your fault . it was in greenlee 's contract . babe : it 's just that i never even dreamed -- you know , it 's done . j.r. : the question is , where do we go from here ? jamie : uh , you do n't have to worry about finances , babe . j.r. : she knows money 's not the problem . jamie : as long as i have it , you have it . babe : that 's very sweet of you , jamie , thank you . but even if i was that bad off , i 'm not taking charity . j.r. : what we need is a strategy . what do you want , how do we get there ? jamie : and what 's in it for you ? j.r. : i can ask you the same question . jamie : i care about babe . j.r. : ditto . and i 'm also the father of her son , which means i will always care about her and her mother . i just want them to have a good life . is that ok with you ? jamie : yeah . it 's very decent of you , j.r. , very human . j.r. : what 's going on with you carey women , anyway , and stocks ? greenlee grabs hers back , your mother throws shares of chandler back in my father 's face ? jamie : good for her . j.r. : yeah ? you both got a lot of guts . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , baby . krystal : ooh . tad : hello , baby ! krystal : hey ! tad : come to papa . ooh , you 're such a little munchee - chee ! krystal : huh . tad : so , what , you called me because she needs changing , right ? krystal : well , could be . no , actually , i asked you over here for a financial question . tad : huh . [ irish accent ] do n't look now , but i think she 's hitting us up for cash . krystal : no , tad . i -- i want to get rid of this . tad : [ normal voice ] huh -- ok . well , you know , as far as i 'm concerned , it 's about time , i guess . krystal : well , it 's not just the wedding ring i want to get rid of . it 's all these trinkets , too , you know -- all the jewelry that adam gave me . tad : whoa , whoa , hang on , baby . if you need money , you know i 'm your go - to guy . krystal : no , no , no . look , i -- i 'm not hurting , ok ? adam and i are going to work out our finances eventually , but in the meantime , i mean , why let all this stuff collect dust when i need a big chunk of cash right now ? tad : for what ? krystal : just something i need . now , i do n't want to jinx it , ok , until it 's a done deal . meanwhile , i -- i need to unload all this hardware . tad : ok , ok . well , come here for a second . i think i know somebody who might be able to give you a -- a good price . krystal : oh , i knew you would . tad : uh - huh . you sure about this ? krystal : yes . hey , jenny . you think mama 's going to make her dream come true ? [ scene_break ] jack : i would n't say there is n't another man out there who would n't put up a million dollars to get erica back in the dating pool . erica : oh . jack : i mean , i think a million dollars is a -- a bargain to have a chance with her . mike : man , this is one amazingly amicable divorce . juliet : really . jack : well , i must say i -- i value erica as much as i ever have -- her strength , her intelligence . and as far as i 'm concerned , she is the sexiest and most desirable woman who ever drew a breath and that does n't hurt one least little bit , now , does it ? mike : oh , wow . juliet : why ca n't i find a guy like that ? mike : i mean , so she 's pretty close to perfect ? erica : oh . jack : yes . juliet : well , then , what , erica , is he crazy ? erica : no , no . juliet : is he an undercover creep ? erica : no , definitely not . juliet : well , here 's the deal . has jackson done something so heinous and so hideous that you ca n't tell us on national television ? erica : no , no -- jack is -- is -- he 's a wonderful man . jack is very -- juliet : very -- erica : generous and kind and supportive . juliet : most women probably would n't kick a guy like that to the curb . [ laughter and applause ] erica : you know , the whole point of jack 's initial appearance on `` new beginnings `` -- mike : the `` divorce , erica style `` episode ? erica : well , we did n't call it that . juliet : well , everybody else did . erica : well , the whole point of jack 's initial appearance on `` new beginnings `` was to show everyone that a divorce can survive with mutual respect and -- and friendship and -- and we do n't have to be battling animals . jack : no . erica : i mean , we can -- we can keep our heads and we can just keep our sense of humor and that 's how we can -- we can go through with our divorce and -- juliet : so why divorce at all with all this love and respect going on ? why not just go to couples ' therapy ? mike : yeah , i agree -- i mean , ca n't the marriage be saved ? in fact , we 're going to roll a piece of tape here from your own show to help you decide . look at this . jack : well , it also helps when you still love the person you 're divorcing and that , frankly , is the secret of our divorce . erica and i are still very much in love with each other . [ cheers and applause ] juliet : i smell reconciliation . why are you going to fight it ? erica : i never said that -- mike : oh , come on . you kids are in love . erica : well , jack said we were in love . jack : yes , and i stand by that statement . i 'm still in love with you . [ cheers ] jack : and she 's still in love with me . [ scene_break ] babe : mama 's no fool -- she did n't hand the store back to adam . she 's held on to plenty . j.r. : i came here to talk to you about little adam . i saw my father working him this morning . i do n't think we should allow him access to our son . i do n't want our son looking up to him like he 's some hero . babe : he wo n't . we will teach him real , solid values . j.r. : i can not allow little adam to make the same mistakes that i made . babe : j.r. , he wo n't . mama and i do n't even need to see adam ever again . j.r. : i think it 's smart that your mother 's dumping her stock . but you better prepare yourself , because my father 's going to focus his eye on your chandler shares . jamie : adam ca n't take your stocks the way greenlee did . j.r. : my father is great at using any small wedge . we can disarm him and protect ourselves at the same time . babe : how ? j.r. : you sell me your chandler shares . you get a big injection of cash , and my father ca n't use it as any kind of a takeover attempt . jamie : finally -- what 's in it for you . you know , for a second , i thought you either got struck by lightning or you found religion . j.r. : should n't your nose be in a medical book ? i will pay you what the shares are worth , and you could take the money and invest it in anything that 's adam- free . it 's a smart move , babe and it 's a great way to protect little adam . are you interested ? [ scene_break ] erica : what part of `` divorce `` do n't you understand ? jack : well , sweetheart , in all the years we 've been in love with each other , how many times have you changed your mind ? erica : well , but this is not lawn furniture . i mean , this is not a whim . mike : but , erica , why would n't you admit that you 're wrong ? erica : i 'm not . juliet : has this simply become a matter of your pride ? mike : a contest of wills ? erica : is this the 1800s ? i mean , technically jack is my husband , so does that mean he gets to speak for me ? [ audience reacts ] erica : no matter what i say , jack 's word is law ? are any of you going through this out there ? do you have husbands who have this warped sense of entitlement ? i mean , someone asks you both a question , and who answers ? who answers for himself and for you , as if you have no voice and no mind and no free will ? your husband . see , this is symptomatic of everything that is wrong with our marriage . and i know you understand , because you 've been there -- [ applause ] erica : and i 've been there , too , only i said `` no more . `` mike : but if anyone knows how to get a divorce , it 's you , erica kane . i mean , how many times is it now ? juliet : this is 10 , by my count . erica : well , i do n't count the ceremonies -- i count the men . seven . mike : so your full name would be ? erica : erica kane martin brent cudahy chandler montgomery montgomery chandler marick marick montgomery . mike : wow . juliet : mind - boggling . erica : well -- mike : but he 's special . erica : yes . he -- he was special and he 's still special . i just ca n't stay married to him . mike : you thought marriage to jackson montgomery was going to last forever , though , right ? erica : absolutely , i did . it just -- it just did n't turn out to be true . [ scene_break ] krystal : this one was in honor of our wedding night . tad : a couple of jugs ? krystal : oh . of moonshine , tad . tad : oh . krystal : those xs , those are -- those are sapphires . tad : yeah . how romantic . krystal : and then -- then this , this topaz deer ? that was -- for that deer that i had hanging on the wall there , remember ? tad : a barrel of monkeys . krystal : huh . and then this diamond snowman for my frosty . tad : you got a thing for cartoon characters ? krystal : tad , that was adam 's nickname our first christmas . [ tad chuckles ] tad : yeah , well , that 's almost interesting . i hope my lunch stays in place . listen , baby , are you absolutely sure you want to get rid of all this stuff ? i mean , this is a lot of gelt . krystal : i 'm positive , tad . i 'm ready to move on . tad : ok . as long as you 're sure . woman : only for you , tad martin , would i drop everything . tad : yep , that 's what they all say . how are you , gorgeous ? good to see you . woman : oh . tad : i want you to meet a really good friend of mine . this here is susan pritchard . krystal : hi . susan : hi . krystal : krystal carey . nice to meet you . susan : you , too . tad : oh , how do i -- how do i do this decorously , huh ? uh -- me and susan did some business a few years back . susan : tad proved that my erstwhile husband was a cheating bum . tad : yeah . go figure . the moron . susan : so i owe him . tad : huh -- if only . do n't hit -- why always the hit ? susan : and who is this ? krystal : that 's jenny . tad : this is the latest addition to our sort of overall family . this here is jenny colby -- carey colby , care colby ? carey martin ? krystal : jenny colby carey . tad : she 's got more names than a phone book . susan : we have a lot of catching up to do . tad : well , obviously . susan : but , first , let 's take care of business . tad : amen . ok , there , mama - san . do n't just sit there -- show her your booty . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's only stock . j.r. : i remember when i first gave them to you . but things change -- even when we do n't want them to . babe : well , all we can do is move on and try to be happy . j.r. : and right now , that means protecting little adam . babe : i know what this deal means to you , j.r. , and it 's ok . i 'll sell you my shares in chandler . might as well make a clean break . j.r. : i will always , always be here for you , babe . babe : i better get back to work . j.r. : show 's over , jefe . jamie : oh , i know . do you ? j.r. : what 's going on between you two ? jamie : babe 's part of my family now . my dad , her mom , our sister . j.r. : ooh . yeah , like i 'd forget . jamie : you do realize that you just severed a major chandler - carey bond ? j.r. : yes , james . i did . [ scene_break ] zach : you 're not the only one who was close to greenlee . look at all kendall did -- she was willing to give up her son for her . do you know what i think ? if you 'd been in my shoes and greenlee had attacked annie , you would 've done the same thing . ryan : well , you were lucky that you missed greenlee 's little rant at confusion . zach : it was a good one , rough ? ryan : yeah , it was rough , on everyone . at least i know annie can handle it . [ scene_break ] annie : so , a lot of our products are already natural and organic , but that 's not enough anymore . global cooling is where it 's at . we ca n't keep using so much energy -- we have to be greener than green . greenlee : right , encompassing our packaging . annie : we already have a lot of biodegradable cardboard , but we have to come up with some program that recycles all of our plastics , and then we reuse it ourselves . kendall : ok , i 'm sorry , but this is n't exactly earth - shattering . annie : well , it 's all part of our earth - saving fusion green line . greenlee : mm - hmm . annie : we -- we take our natural ingredients , and we make them more natural . we take blends that do n't require as much -- as much mixing , as much heating , totally environmentally friendly . kendall : sort of sounds like something that we talked about over my kitchen stove . all right , you know what ? i 'm onboard . i 'm in . di : ok , so do we call r & d , the chemists ? greenlee : well , we need the best . kendall : yes , agreed . greenlee and kendall : boyd . kendall : whoa . yeah . di : who 's boyd ? kendall : ok , he 's only the -- the top , most amazing chemist -- greenlee : genius . kendall : yes , yes . no one can touch him . greenlee : well , except kendall . she touched him -- ruined him . kendall : no , no , no . do n't even start that now . greenlee : he 's not going to come here after what you did to him . i mean , you led him on and broke his heart . kendall : no , that , that -- the whole thing was your idea . you bribed us , you -- you used me and boyd both . greenlee : oh , that is so revisionist . kendall : all right , stop . this is it , this is immaterial . let 's just stop . we need a good chemist , and we 'll get one . annie : and we could get an ad campaign as soon as we can to amp up , you know , interest in the product . kendall : yeah , start tantalizing the market , people . greenlee : yes , get everyone clamoring for the launch . kendall : yes , are people hungry for the new products . this is good . all right . and where have you been ? greenlee : oh -- well , probably bribing the ged board . kendall : that 's uncalled for . greenlee : you know , fusion 's not a playground . employees ca n't just wander off if their feelings are a little bit hurt . kendall : babe , it 's cool . do n't worry about it . greenlee : no , it 's not cool . this is n't slacker land . we work , we strive , we -- babe : you suck . i 'm sorry , girls -- fusion is just not worth her hassle . i quit . kendall : you have n't got a clue what babe has done for fusion . greenlee : i did n't fire her , she quit ! kendall : no , you cut her off at the knees with that stock reversal . greenlee : ok , that was the original agreement . kendall : greenlee , you could have done it differently . you did n't have to humiliate her and embarrass her and talk down to her . greenlee : well , maybe you 're just not familiar with basic management styles . kendall : you walked out on fusion . babe walked in , she took over , and she did great . she is the real deal , greenlee -- like you used to be . greenlee : `` used to `` ? fusion green is mine ! this global cooling concept -- it 's mine ! kendall : ok , babe had a lock on every single one of zoe 's artists . every tune , every song , every lyric , free to use however we wanted to . greenlee : well , great . we 'll send her a fruit basket . kendall : you think this is funny ? we have n't even inked the agreement yet . di : it was all babe . greenlee : babe repped fusion , fusion will close the deal . annie : babe and zoe are really close , you know . like sisters . greenlee : well , sisters do n't always stay close . kendall : babe can call zoe , zoe can have her label drop us , and then our marketing campaign is kaput -- that 's it . you should have appreciated babe and respected all the work that she did for you when you were hiding . j.r. : wow . the planets must be all jumbled . kendall sticking up for babe . did nostradamus predict that ? greenlee : hey , get out of here ! j.r. : i 'm not talking to you . greenlee : hmm . well , kendall has nothing to say to you , you homicidal maniac . you almost tried to kill her . kendall : wow . it actually sounds like you 're on my side . greenlee : well , i 'm not on his . kendall : ok . j.r. and i know where we stand . greenlee : oh , well , then excuse me for giving a damn . kendall : you waiting for me to thank you ? greenlee : no . i do n't need your validation , thanks . kendall : good -- then let 's not get off the point , ok ? let 's focus . what we 're talking about here is babe and fusion . greenlee : you know , if you would have stayed focused , then fusion would n't be slipping and on its last leg . kendall : this is not my fault . greenlee : ok , well , then let 's give zach the credit . i mean , he destroys everything . he 's such a pro at it . kendall : would you forget this , please ? greenlee : how can i ? kendall : it 's in the past , greenlee . we have to move on . greenlee : yeah . well , that 's easy for you . you 're in love with him , you have spike . kendall : oh , my god -- would you stop with this ? what do you want me to do ? you want me to just stop living my life -- would you be happy -- annie : all right , all right . enough , enough ! please , truce -- while there is still a fusion to fight about . greenlee : it 's my idea . i will go outline it to the staff chemists . di : i guess you and i need to figure out everything that babe was doing . kendall : yeah . di : yeah . j.r. : that fire 's still there . kendall : and you 're still here . why ? j.r. : well , memories -- see you get all hot and angry -- it 's -- kendall : yes , yes , yes . anger is just so sexy . and -- and you almost killing me and killing my child ? that -- that was pretty hot , too . that was a turn - on . j.r. : that was a tragic mistake . it did n't change how i felt about you . kendall : yeah ? well , it means everything about the way i feel about you . so why do n't you just slither the hell out of here , j.r. ? j.r. : have a nice day . [ scene_break ] krystal : i had no idea we were talking that kind of money . susan : it 's rare to find as many quality pieces in a local collection . the designs are quirky , but the gems are flawless . krystal : oh . susan : your ex had amazing taste . tad : only in some things . susan : thanks for calling me . tad : ah . susan : and congratulations on your latest jewel . tad : yeah . susan : she 's gorgeous . tad : she is that , ai n't you ? krystal : she is priceless . thank you . tad : yeah , whatever . krystal : oh , whoa . oh , ho - ho - ho - ho . oh - ho ! this is it , this is it ! i can float the whole kit and caboodle . tad : translation , please ? [ krystal sighs ] krystal : no , no , look -- yeah , i 'll tell you soon , but until it 's a done deal , this is top secret . [ scene_break ] zach : i hope greenlee does n't know about spike 's party . ryan : what ? no , no . are you kidding me ? after what she pulled , who would possibly tell her out that ? zach : good point . ryan : yeah . hey , what did you -- what did you get him ? zach : there was this fire department that was set up in the window . it 's cool . it 's got the little fire trucks and the -- ryan : with the men and the helmets and the whole deal ? [ scene_break ] mike : hard to believe , but time 's up . juliet : have we made any headway at all ? wo n't you even consider reconsidering this divorce ? erica : no , i really -- i -- i wo n't , because i have to stay true to myself . i have to stay true to my needs . mike : jack , man , i do n't know how you think she 's still in love with you . jack : well , i 'll tell you , mike , it 's a matter of the heart knowing what the heart knows . mike : you really think this divorce may not happen ? jack : to that , i would have to say stay tuned . juliet : well , mike and i will -- mike : yeah . juliet : to `` the new divorce . `` jack : listen , do we have just a couple seconds ? mike : just real quickly . jack : i just want to say i know i 've made a lot of mistakes in this marriage . as a matter of fact , just last week , i totally forgot to give my wife an anniversary gift , and i 'd like to do that now . [ jack presents erica with a pair of amethyst earrings ] mike and juliet : oh ! juliet : without my sunglasses ! mike : hello ! well , i guess only time will tell if jack 's little present there will melt erica 's heart . [ applause ] juliet : we got to go . bye , guys . see you tomorrow . erica : oh -- um -- just -- just a minute . um -- mike : erica -- erica : i was just startled . mike : we 're actually done . we 're already off . sorry , but -- erica : oh , there was something i wanted to say . mike : good to see you . jack : the pleasure was mine . juliet : it was really good meeting you , come back anytime . erica : i just want to say a quick hello to lily . good night . that 's a wrap . jack : oh , no , sweetheart , this is a gift . erica : this was the worst form of manipulation . jack : no , it was n't . it -- erica : this was a blatant attempt to blindside me in front of america . jack : no , it was n't , and i 'll tell you why . because i meant everything i said up there . erica : you meant that you want me to come back to you ? well , you know what ? you do n't get any points by trying to make a fool out of me in front of america . you 're as bad as the tabloids . turn that damn thing off ! pam : keep taping . jack : what , you 're afraid that america might side with me , erica ? erica : i said off -- off ! pam : conflict fuels the ratings . erica : i do n't care about ratings ! jack : oh , honey , you know that 's just not true . erica : oh ! pull the plug now ! jack : you know , you 're starting to look a little like a sore loser in all this . erica : and you are looking like -- you 're delusional ! the audience was on my side . they saw you for the -- the egotistical , domineering male you are ! greenlee : jack , i need to talk for a minute . alone . [ scene_break ] kendall : this was in our bedroom ? rachael : spike was about to pick it up . kendall : oh . well , thank you so much . if -- if he had , that would not have been good . rachael : no . kendall : thanks . zach : so here 's a funny story . well , not funny . but i ran into ryan at bj 's , and he -- kendall : hannah 's earring , is n't it ? she was in our bedroom . zach : yeah , she was . [ scene_break ] greenlee : company . crowd . erica : if you do anything to hurt kendall , i swear -- greenlee : oh , please , the teflon diva ? why would i try and hurt her ? erica : well , let me think . what did you scream at confusion ? greenlee : kendall has the perfect life . she 's just wallowing in her happily- ever - after . erica : and i intend to see that she stays wallowing . greenlee : i do n't give a flying -- jack : all right -- easy . greenlee : why are you accusing me of wrecking her life ? was n't it you who was all anti - zach ? erica : and with good reason , which is far more than you could ever possibly comprehend . greenlee : well , you 've lost your touch , erica . zach ended up with kendall , after you pushed her towards ryan . ryan winds up with annie , and now , you and jack -- jack : greenlee , did n't you -- erica : no , no , no . jack : come here to talk to me ? erica : this is about you and ryan , is n't it ? greenlee : and how could you care about a woman who casts you on her reality tv freak show as the jilted lover ? it 's very tacky . erica : oh , and i can get so much tackier . jack : oh , will you just stop it , both of you , right now . erica : all right , i 'll see you at the party tomorrow . jack : greenlee , what do you need ? greenlee : legal advice . yes , it does involve kendall . [ scene_break ] [ amanda sighs ] amanda : say something , why do n't you ? you know , if you 'd been right behind me , i would have -- j.r. : you would have kod me ? amanda : you think i ca n't ? j.r. : i enjoyed boxing with you the other day at the gym . amanda : are you stalking me ? j.r. : if following you from confusion to here is stalking , then yes . amanda : what are you after ? j.r. : a rematch . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , what are you doing ? i see you out here pacing like a duck in a shooting gallery . babe : i am so damn mad right now , you have no idea . greenlee -- she -- she took back the fusion stock ! krystal : oh , sweetheart , i -- babe : it -- i -- i -- finally , i found something that -- that i really liked , that i could contribute to . i came up with these solid product ideas . i -- i really did , and i loved it there , and now , it 's -- krystal : oh , sweetheart -- well , look , so you 're not a partner . you 're still very , very important to the company . babe : yeah , except i quit . krystal : honey , you love fusion . babe : but i did n't love being treated like dirt by that little -- by her . ugh ! krystal : oh -- oh , god . do n't worry . babe : well , do n't worry about me . i 've got plenty of money . i -- i sold back my shares of chandler to j.r. , so now we 're both rid of that mess . krystal : well , we both know there 's more to life than the almighty dollar . babe : we both have our babies . krystal : and i just got us something that we can both share and take a lot of pride in . babe : what ? krystal : you want me to show you ? babe : yeah ! [ scene_break ] tad : well done . susan : i was just following orders . palmer : very nice job . well , it 's always a pleasure to help krystal , but stick it to adam at the same time -- ha , ha . well , what could be better than that ? [ scene_break ] zach : she crossed the line . she grabbed the keys to our apartment and came in here . kendall : that 's crazy . zach : so i accepted her resignation . she left pine valley . it 's about time . kendall : yeah , i 'd say past time . why did n't you just tell me when you found her ? zach : because i think you have enough to deal with , with greenlee and everything . i did n't want to add to that load . kendall : well , i still do n't understand what hannah wanted . zach : i do n't know . whatever it was , she did n't find it here . maybe a closeness to ethan , or insight -- i do n't know . kendall : you have to stop feeling guilty about this . zach : have i told you lately that you , spike , and company mean everything to me ? kendall : no , you have n't . could you tell me ? [ kendall giggles ] zach : have i told you lately that you , spike , and company mean everything to me ? kendall : yeah , i like that . oh . poor hannah . hopefully , someday , she 'll have another child . let 's hope . [ scene_break ] ryan : oh , yeah ! there 's a lingerie store . annie : this is not for you . ryan : you got me a present . what ? annie : well , i guess it is for you , huh ? ryan : yeah , it is for me , as long as you 're wearing it , it 's for me . annie : hmm . ryan : mm - hmm . oh , hey -- how did it go with greenlee ? annie : it went . greenlee knows that i 'm fine , that we 're fine , and that she better get used to it . ryan : so wait a minute -- you spoke , and greenlee actually accepted what you had to say ? annie : well , you know , greenlee steamed . she blew up at babe -- pretty much forced her to quit . ryan : that 's great . annie : i know . but hopefully , greenlee got it out of her system , and she will not bother us anymore . ryan : ok . annie : well -- come on . come on , come on . [ annie giggles as she and ryan run up the stairs ] [ scene_break ] jack : it 's going to be a legal nightmare like you can not imagine . greenlee : well , then let me worry about it . jack : well , you 're going to worry about it yourself , because i am not going to help you with this . i 'm not . greenlee : ok . jack : oh , gosh . what the hell is this for ? greenlee : for and attorney / client privilege . mum 's the word . [ greenlee spots spike 's birthday invitation on jack 's table ] jack : greenlee , listen to me . do n't rush into this . [ next_on ] colby : what are you doing ? sean : i 'm going skinny - dipping in your pool . j.r. ( to amanda ) : get into bed with me , and you could be looking at a huge payoff . babe ( to krystal ) : we have turned something ugly into something new and beautiful . [ as tad stands in front of the bar , a piece of the plaster ceiling falls on top of him ]
annie lets greenlee know that ryan told her everything that happened between them up on the roof and about the kiss . greenlee wonders if ryan might feel guilty about the kiss . annie assures greenlee that she will never let her have ryan in this lifetime . zach questions ryan if he is really over greenlee . annie offers to help greenlee salvage her company . kendall and di go over new fusion advertising designs , but di is pessimistic . j.r. finds out from babe about the trouble that fusion is having . j.r. offers to buy back the stock that babe has in chandler enterprises . after much conversation , babe finally decides to sell the stock back to j.r. krystal calls tad over for a business discussion . krystal has decided to sell all the jewelry that adam gave her . erica and jack are still being interviewed on television . jack surprises her with a pair of pink diamond stud earrings . krystal and tad go through all the jewelry that adam gave her . susan pritchard arrives and the introductions are made . susan gives krystal a very good price for the jewelry . zach and ryan realize that they both bought the same thing for spike 's birthday . greenlee , annie , di , and kendall go over new plans to save fusion from complete devastation . kendall agrees to their plan and she and greenlee share a laugh remembering the chemist that helped them get fusion off the ground .
greenlee : what do you think , alfonso ? am i stupid or what ? aidan betrayed me -- with my best friend . be glad you do n't have to fall in love . it 's too hard . [ scene_break ] angie : we wo n't know what kind of repair tad needs until we go in . the operation will last until morning . i need to run into the o.r . [ scene_break ] zach : have you talked to greenlee since she left you ? aidan : how is that any of your business ? kendall : well , she 's clearly upset , and we all care . aidan : yeah , i know that , and i 'm sorry that she 's upset . i 'm sorry about a lot of things . but i lost a friend today . and tad is still fighting for his life . and there 's not a damn single thing that i can do to fix any of it . kendall : zach , i have to make things right with greenlee and aidan . zach : they 're both adults . kendall : she 's my best friend . i did this . i have to fix it . zach : and i 'm sure you will in time . kendall : no , life is too short , zach . look what happened here tonight . zach : yeah , but you could do more harm than good . kendall : i have to get to work . zach : you 're going to fusion now ? kendall : no , i have to work on greenlee . [ scene_break ] jesse : you 'll come out , and you 'll tell us if anything happens in tad 's surgery , right ? angie : yeah , of course , i will . he 's in good hands , baby . jesse : i know . angie : i love you guys . cassandra : love you . frankie : bye . cassandra : so , what now ? we just wait ? frankie : well , there 's no way in hell i can just sit around here . jesse : me either . frankie : i 'm going to go see if the e.r . needs an extra hand . cassandra : but you 're not even on tonight , are you ? frankie : it 's better than watching a clock . jesse : yeah , i 'm going to help tad out . cassandra : how ? jesse : i 'm going to help him find that little girl . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what the hell is my dad doing here anyway ? does n't he realize that krystal 's got bigger things to do than just worry about him ? babe : no worries , j.r. , ok ? mama can handle adam . [ scene_break ] adam : colby 's taking very good care of kathy . that little girl does n't know what 's going on . krystal : not yet . adam : how are you ? i just wanted to make sure you 're ok . krystal : ok ? do i look ok ? my husband 's been shot . he 's going into surgery . they 're not sure if he 's going to make it . [ scene_break ] jake : all right , are we ready ? doctor : we are . joe : jake , jake , you do n't have to assist . dr. george and his team are very skilled -- jake : dad , i take bullets out of people every day . it 's what i do . joe : well , still , he 's one of the best in the state -- jake : i have to be in here . i have to do this . joe : ok . dixie : your daughter needs you , tad . [ scene_break ] krystal : is kathy -- is she really ok ? adam : yes , she 's fine . colby 's doing everything she can to keep her occupied . but she keeps asking for her aunt julia . krystal : oh , god . what did you tell her ? adam : well , not a whole lot . colby 's pretty good at changing the subject . krystal : julia 's gone . now that that poor girl 's already lost her parents , how in the world do you tell her that she has no one now ? dixie : kathy still has her father . [ adam clears throat ] [ scene_break ] greg : coffee , coffee all around . anybody want coffee ? opal : thanks . greg : yeah , sure . ruth : thank you . greg : what about food ? anybody hungry ? i think the cafeteria just opened up for breakfast . ruth : is it morning already ? i do n't think i can eat a thing . opal : thanks for the offer , though . i ca n't believe this operation is taking so long . ruth : [ sighs ] gunshots are very tricky , opal . the surgeon has to work so carefully . greg : you know , leave it to tad to keep a room full of women waiting up all night long for him . [ laughs ] i mean , oh , sure , he 's married now and has a family , but back in the day , back in my day -- ruth : ah , careful now . greg : tad the cad . cassandra : cad ? do people even use that word anymore ? [ laughter ] opal : well , our son did have a way with the ladies . greg : you know , when we were younger , tad could talk a girl into just about anything . cassandra : oh -- i 'm sorry . t.m.i . just stop right there . [ scene_break ] j.r. : how is maria ? krystal : not good , as you 'd expect . i just called and told her that she lost her sister . babe : and what about kathy ? krystal : maria 's calling the family attorney now to check to see what she has to do to fulfill the requirements for guardianship . [ sighs ] oh , frankie , any news on tad ? ruth : is he out of surgery yet ? frankie : well , an o.r . nurse said that they still have a ways to go , so i 'm sorry . it 's not going to be any time soon . ruth : thanks . frankie : but if i hear anything , i 'll be sure to let you guys know . krystal and babe : thanks . krystal : i need to get some air . babe : ok , come on , mama . i 'll go with you . krystal : ok . j.r. : why are you here , anyway , dad ? adam : my family is here . j.r. : i 'm the only family you have here . krystal managed to escape the chandler clan . adam : uh - huh , yes . may i be concerned ? is that possible ? j.r. : about tad ? what -- you got the reaper warmed up in the supply closet ? adam : j.r. , please . i know you 're upset . j.r. : you do n't know anything . you 're a vulture , and you 're not even hiding it . you 're just waiting for tad to die so you swoop in and grab krystal . you know , that 's real classy . adam : i 'm here for krystal , yes . and i 'm here for you if you want anything . j.r. : for somebody who 's wanted tad out of the picture for so long , do n't you think it 's a little ridiculous for you to show up now ? adam : i do n't like tad , that 's true , but i do n't want him to die . believe anything else that you might want , but i do n't want that . [ scene_break ] dr. george : suction . jake : damn it . that 's another bleeder . where 's all this blood coming from ? dr. george : can you tie it off ? jake : i ca n't get a visual . sponge and cauterize . that 's a lot of blood . two more units . he 's bleeding out . slow down there , big brother . slow down . shoot , i ca n't visualize . do you see it ? dr. george : i ca n't tell . jake : lap pad . lap pad , please . come on , let 's move . dr. george : got it . jake : good . that 's one down -- a dozen to go . angie : one at a time , joe . [ scene_break ] jesse : so you 're absolutely sure you do n't have any by that name at this adoption agency in albuquerque , right ? ok , all right , all right , all right . well , just let me know if anything changes , would you ? unbelievable ! some people just really need to get an education . that was another dead end for me . what about you ? aidan : i got nothing . jesse : anything on tad ? aidan : still not out of surgery . jesse : so we keep working . he needs to wake up to at least something on kate . that 's the least we can do right now . aidan : yeah , and internet searching and cold calling is not going to get us anywhere jesse : i got a few more names on the list i can go through . aidan : and they 're going to keep stonewalling you . you know what tad would do ? jesse : what would tad do ? aidan : he 'd play pinball or have a game of darts , or even a game of pool . anything to get his mind off the case . jesse : you know what ? i could use some of that right now and get my mind off this . aidan : you know , when i first started working with tad , he laid so many rules on me . rule number one , he 'd say , the pool cue never lies . rule number two , never let a female client leave here without getting a number . jesse : for follow - up purposes , of course . aidan : of course . fish ' n chips , he 'd say , you take life way too seriously . you can still do serious work and have loads of fun . jesse : just like tad . nice . thanks for getting the guy that shot him . jesse : well , it was n't soon enough . aidan : i should have been there on that roof . jesse : you were exactly where you were needed at the time . that idiot could have gone downstairs and started shooting again . aidan : yeah , well , i still have so much drama , you know ? i should have been more alert , because then i could have saved julia or tad . [ scene_break ] zach : come on in . jackson : good morning . is kendall here ? zach : no , she left . why ? jackson : i wanted to talk to her about greenlee . zach : how can she help you with that ? jackson : well , that 's between kendall and me . zach : right now it 's between us . what do you want to ask my wife ? jackson : ok , kendall 's half the reason that greenlee broke it off with aidan . zach : i 'm aware of that . jackson : yeah , i know you 're aware of it . i was just trying to be tactful . zach : no need for that . it 's out on the table . greenlee broke it off with aidan , because he slept with my wife . [ scene_break ] kendall : good morning . [ scene_break ] jackson : so you 're ok with what happened between kendall and aidan ? zach : no , i 'm not ok with it , but i dealt with it , and now it 's in the past . jackson : oh , well , but the problem with that , zach , is the past just reared its ugly head , and destroyed my daughter 's life . zach : i know . it 's going to take a little time . jackson : my , are n't we cavalier ? a little time . so it was that easy for you ? zach : i did n't say it was easy . i 'm sure it was n't easy for you when erica ran off with jeff martin . jackson : no , it was n't . zach : but you 're still in her life . jackson : yeah , we have a lot of history . zach : right . so what do you do ? where do you draw the line ? when you love somebody , you forgive things . jackson : my , what happened to bring on this spiritual awakening in you ? zach : i do n't know . life happened , you know ? stuck in a bunker for a few weeks with your daughter , and she made me realize some things that are very important . jackson : so we need to thank whoever sealed you two down there for this epiphany ? zach : i thank greenlee . [ scene_break ] kendall : i brought coffee , nonfat skinny latte , and doughnuts . i 'm not leaving until we work through this thing . greenlee : you slept with my fiancé . that 's not something you work through . kendall : i disagree . greenlee : you kept it from me for months , now you expect me to get over that ? kendall : well , i know that it 'll take time . greenlee : no , no . here 's what happens . take our friendship off life support , pull the plug . over , done , call it a day . kendall : well , what if i 'm not ready to give up on this friendship ? greenlee : too bad . kendall : greenlee , we have to save this . we can save this , we have to . greenlee : no , we do n't have to . i do n't care how guilty you feel , i do n't have to do anything . get out . kendall : i 'm not leaving this time . greenlee : do n't push it , kendall , do n't . you do n't want to fight me on this one . kendall : you want to fight ? fine , bring it on . we can go shot for shot until we draw blood if you have to . greenlee : you have no idea . kendall : yes , i do . how many rounds you up for this time , greenlee ? [ scene_break ] greg : i 'll be right back . cassandra : excuse me . do you want this ? ruth : oh , no , thank you , sweetheart . cassandra : dre . i was wondering what happened to you after things went crazy . dre : i had to leave . sorry . cassandra : no , it 's ok . i just wanted to know that you were all good . dre : um , i brought you this . you forgot it last night . cassandra : wow , thank you . i did n't even realize it . my brother helped save my mother 's life . dre : oh , that 's great . how 's tad ? cassandra : you heard ? dre : yeah . is he going to be ok ? cassandra : it 's touch and go right now . [ scene_break ] frankie : good morning , miss -- randy : who are you ? frankie : i 'm dr. hubbard . can you tell me how you got injured ? randy : i do n't even know how i got here . frankie : well , according to the paramedics , you were found in the street unconscious . randy : what ? no , no way . frankie : were you attacked , mugged , or anything like that ? randy : i do n't -- i do n't have a clue . the last thing i remember , i was walking home from work , and i do n't know , bam , i end up here . frankie : ok . all right . well , uh , i 'm going to run a full workup here and make sure everything checks out . these are some serious bruises you have . randy : look , i 'm fine . i just need to get out of here , and a couple of aspirin , i 'm good to go . frankie : whoa , whoa , whoa -- see ? hold on , sister souljah . you 're not going anywhere like that . now , i promise , all of this will be relatively painless . is there anybody you 'd like for us to call ? randy : i told you , i 'm fine . frankie : where do you work ? randy : are you trying to ask for insurance ? frankie : no . does your job require any lifting , any kind of movements ? i just want to establish your history . randy : just do what you have to do to get me to walk out of here . frankie : that 's the plan . randy : the sooner the better . [ scene_break ] greg : you ok , krystal ? krystal : not even close . greg : is there anything i can do ? krystal : can you guarantee me that tad will walk out of here ? greg : there are no guarantees , krystal . i wish there were . [ scene_break ] dr. george : dr. martin , can you see the main bleeder ? jake : i ca n't find it . joe : what about the liver ? dr. george : the liver 's clean . a small tear on the duct . no damage there . jake : it would n't account for all of this . dr. george : give me some suction . patient 's still bleeding out . jake : the patient is my brother . hang in there , tad . dr. george : we 're going to have to work this fast . he 's becoming very unstable . [ scene_break ] j.r. : because krystal does n't want you here . adam : i have no doubt that 's true . but i 'm here for you , too , j.r . j.r. : then you should go , because i sure as hell do n't want you here , either . [ scene_break ] zach : greenlee was amazing down there . she made me see things and believe in things that i never believed in . faith , and love , and forgiveness . i know -- forgiveness . and i came out of that hole , and i found it in me to forgive kendall and move on . jack : boy , it 's ironic , is n't it ? greenlee imbues you with all this sage wisdom , and for her thanks , she gets her heart trampled . zach : and i did n't want that . she does n't deserve it . jack : no , she does n't . zach : i care about your daughter . jack : yeah , ok . you know , i know you two got close down there , but this is a whole different thing . zach : jack , it 's more than that . i love your daughter . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're insane if you actually believe we 're going to be friends again . kendall : we 've been through worse . we 've always made it back . greenlee : sorry , kendall . this one 's a deal breaker . kendall : i am still here after you ripped my dress off in court to prove that i was n't pregnant . i 'm still here after you stole ryan from me . greenlee : please . ryan came willingly . kendall : but my kid did n't . you took him . greenlee : you took my child , the one i was dreaming of , when you took my eggs and stole my flipping life . kendall : i did that for you . greenlee : please . kendall the martyr ? kendall : ok , we do bring out the worst in each other . i admit that . but we also bring out the best in each other . greenlee : not a chance . kendall : spike ? fusion ? greenlee : so that 's what this is about ? fusion ? you 're trying to make nice because you are afraid for the company . kendall : no , that 's not it . greenlee : you know what ? after ruining my future with aidan , you owe me . kendall : well , that 's why i 'm here . greenlee : good . you want to make nice ? give me our company . give me fusion . [ scene_break ] aidan : i could have done more . jesse : oh , aidan , do n't go there . it 's not worth it . the only one to blame in all this is gardner . aidan : but , jesse , i ca n't stop thinking about julia 's little girl and jenny . jesse : so let 's just put it to good use , all right ? tad looked for his girl every single day , did n't he ? aidan : tad ever show you these ? jesse : no , i do n't recognize it . aidan : these are letters to kate . he wrote two of these every week , hoping that he 'd find her soon , and when he did , he would show her these and then she would know that he never stopped thinking about her . jesse : he was going to give this box to her , huh ? aidan : yeah , i mean , when she was old enough to understand . jesse : dear kate , this is your old man again . still missing you like crazy . [ scene_break ] krystal : kathy has to be told about julia . babe : there 's time for that , mama . when tad is better -- krystal : i do n't want to leave here , but i -- babe : but you just wait until after tad 's surgery , ok ? krystal : it 's going to be so hard to tell her . babe : i know , i know . krystal : but it has to be done . i mean , she probably knows something is wrong by now , but you 're right . i ca n't -- i ca n't tell her . not -- not now . [ scene_break ] jake : i think i found it . i think i found the source . yes , that 's it . good . 3 - 0 suture . dr. george : come on , come on , we 're running out of time . anesthesiologist : pressure 's down . joe : you need to stop the bleeding . angie : joe , they have it . you 're going to have to let jake and dr. george handle this . dr. george : he 's in v - fib . joe : hurry . doctor : he 's still in de - fib . jake : hold on . hold on . hold on . i got it . go . joe : 360 . clear . [ charge fires ] joe : charge . doctor : nothing . joe : clear . angie : come on , tad . come on . joe : clear . doctor : he 's back . [ machine beeps ] jake : do n't you do that to me , big brother . do n't you ever do that to me again . sponge . [ scene_break ] ruth : j.r. , would you like to come with me and greg down to the chapel ? opal 's there . j.r. : um , thank you . but ruth , i do n't really want to lose this spot . [ scene_break ] colby 's voice : julia was sitting where i was when she got shot -- daddy , where you told me to stay put if -- orderly : 17-year - old female shot at the casino . adam : you said my loved ones would suffer . dixie : well , they are suffering . do n't you see it , adam ? adam : yes , of course i see it . i see them . j.r. , colby -- yes , they are suffering . they both love tad , and they 're afraid they 're going to lose him . dixie : someone else close to you is in pain , too . adam : krystal . [ scene_break ] jack : so you love my daughter . zach : yeah . a friend like that is hard to come by . jack : really never had an easy time making friends . zach : well , she 's got one in me for the rest of her life . i 'll see her through anything . jack : how are you going to see her through this mess exactly ? zach : i did n't tell her , because i wanted to protect her . jack : yeah , and yet she turns out to be hurt worse than anyone . i do n't know how to help her . i do n't , i do n't . zach : well , tearing into kendall is probably not going to help . jack : yeah , well , you know what , zach ? here 's the thing . kendall plays at being greenlee 's friend , but she just keeps taking and taking , and she constantly gets away with it . zach : nothing to do with us . it 's between them . jack : yeah , ok . so who tells kendall that she ca n't do it any more ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you will be eating your fudge ice cream in hell before i hand over fusion . greenlee : well , there 's no way we can work together . not after this . kendall : we were together after you stole my son and crashed the car he was in . so suck it up , greenlee . put on your big girl pants . greenlee : suck it up ? suck it up ? you slept with the man i was supposed to marry . kendall : yes , and i will be paying for that for a very long time . greenlee : i 'd rather scrap fusion and sell it for parts than share it with you . kendall : you would kill our fusion ? you ca n't mean that . greenlee : try me . [ scene_break ] cassandra : and that 's when they took tad to the hospital . i mean , he 's still in surgery . they have no idea if -- dre : i had to leave the casino . seeing all those people panicking , i thought about my mom . cassandra : oh . dre : she was in the south tower on 9/11 . cassandra : i know . colby told me , and i 'm so sorry . dre : so i had to get out . sorry , i should n't have come here . cassandra : no , it 's ok . dre : no , go . be with your family . [ scene_break ] randy : so , what ? you run me through half a dozen hoops and then ditch me forever ? frankie : i had to go over your film with the radiologist . randy : and ? frankie : and you have a hairline fracture in your right wrist , and we notice another recent break in your arm as well . randy : so fix me up and get me out of here . that 's how it works , right ? [ frankie chuckles ] frankie : i wish . how 'd you break your arm ? randy : how is it your business ? frankie : are you married ? do you have a boyfriend ? randy : again , none of your business . frankie : well , it -- it just looks as if you -- randy : what ? i 'm clumsy . frankie : did someone hit you ? randy : honestly , you 're nuts . frankie : look , i think it would , uh , behoove you to speak to someone . a social worker . [ pager beeps ] frankie : i 've got to run , but i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] krystal : it 's taking a long time . jesse : i do n't like it . aidan : neither do i . frankie : how 'd the search go ? jesse : no luck yet . aidan : we 've been covering ground without tad . jesse : he 's got to be a part of the search for katie , man . frankie : it makes sense . aidan : well , as soon as he gets back on his feet . jesse : yeah , we 'll give him a week or two , right ? aidan : then he can man up . [ scene_break ] krystal : i just wish i could be there , you know ? do something for him , help him somehow . j.r. : you have helped him , krystal , by being his wife . krystal : but what have i given him , huh ? i mean , nothing close to what he 's given me . i did n't love him enough . he deserves to be loved better , and i could n't do it . [ scene_break ] zach : jackson . kendall regrets what she did . jack : that does n't make it ok . zach : i know , but she 's trying to make amends . she 's at greenlee 's now . jack : kendall 's at greenlee 's now ? zach : yeah , and you know why ? because greenlee and kendall , they ca n't stay away from each other . even something like that where somebody gets hurt . jack : yeah , but you know what ? this is not just a little hurt ! zach : i know . i agree with you , but they 're sisters , jack . blood or no blood , they 're sisters . ca n't tear them apart . [ scene_break ] kendall : admit it . you do n't want fusion trashed any more than i do . greenlee : fine . fine . but i hate you . kendall : fine . hate me , but we 'll work together , and you 'll get over this . greenlee : but i 'll still hate you . kendall : fine . see you at the office . greenlee : kendall . you knew how much i loved aidan . you knew i could n't handle being hurt again . and still -- kendall : i thought you and zach were dead . greenlee : i was n't dead , but a part of me feels dead now . and you did that , kendall . you , my best friend . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] social worker : she wo n't give her last name ? frankie : yeah , well she 's shady talking about the fractures . i suspect abuse . social worker : yeah , i 'll see what i can get out of her . [ scene_break ] adam : krystal . j.r. : look , i told you , dad . krystal : no , j.r . it 's ok . um , could you two give adam and me a minute , please ? babe : are you sure about that , mama ? krystal : yeah . i just -- i just keep wondering what i can do to help tad and what i could possibly say to help him survive this -- to give him the strength to survive it . adam : and you came up with something ? krystal : well , all i keep thinking about is when you lied . and it just keeps going over and over and over in my mind when you told me you knew where kate was . adam : hm . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : if only it was n't a lie . if only -- if only you did know where kate was . angie : krystal , tad made it through surgery . he 's in recovery . krystal : oh . [ scene_break ] joe : sweetheart , he made it . ruth : oh . joe : he 's in recovery . ruth : oh , thank god . krystal : when can we see him ? angie : not quite yet . ruth : joe , what are n't you saying ? joe : the bullets did major damage . angie : we have no way of knowing at this point if the repair will hold . joe : the next 24 hours are crucial . [ scene_break ] [ machine beeps ] jake : ok , so , i 've done my job . now you need to do yours . you hear me ? we love you , and we need you to stick around . so do n't go anywhere . you understand me ? [ when dixie puts her hand over tad 's , he opens his eyes and talks to her ] tad : hey . dixie : hey . tad : i wish we could have had another chance . dixie : we can . tad : huh . mm . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to adam ) : kathy 's already lost both of her parents . no one should have to go through that twice . dixie : we can start over , tad . tell me you want this . tad : yes , i want this . [ tad and dixie kiss ]
kendall goes to greenlee 's home to make things right between them . it is touch and go for tad , but they find the bleeder , close his wounds , and caution that the next 24 hours will be critical to his survival . jesse and aidan search for kate , but run into stumbling blocks . aidan is concerned about greenlee , but he lost julia , a friend and tad is in trouble as well . kathy ( kate ) does not yet know that julia has died . maria is seeking guardianship of kathy . colby was sitting in the chair where julia was shot . adam dislikes tad but does not want him to die .
jake : all right , take it easy because the o.b . is on his way . [ amanda groans ] jake : all right , breathe . breathe . amanda : oh , here comes another one . jake : ok , ok . amanda : oh , god . david : what 's going on ? jake : the baby 's coming . that 's what 's going on . david : what ? it 's too soon . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh , no -- no more . thank you . you got your job back ? marissa : yep , and my room . krystal : so does this mean you 're really staying ? marissa : for now . [ cell phone rings ] [ scene_break ] annie : first day 's the hardest . it 's ok . i 'll get you through it . kendall : guard ? guard ? i need to -- to be in another cell . this woman is crazy . guard : does this look like a hotel ? you 'll stay where i put you . annie : i know why you 're here . you killed stuart chandler . [ scene_break ] erica : going for your gun ? planning on finishing the job ? well , next time you plan to frame someone , you leave my daughter out of this . come after me . [ scene_break ] kendall : i did n't kill stuart . annie : i did that too when i first got here -- swore i was innocent . i said i did n't kill richie , said i did n't kidnap emma . i thought if i denied everything i could stay in control , but eventually the lies just get bigger and bigger . kendall : well , i 'm not lying . annie : you 're acting as a mom , a mom who thought her child had been taken from her . i -- i understand that . i do . you 'd do anything for your children just like i would do anything for emma . kendall : ok , what you put your daughter through was sick . it 's not enough that you had to -- to fake a kidnapping and almost get her killed in a fire , but you busted out of the looney bin again and tried to take her . annie : i just wanted to see her , kendall . i just wanted to read her a story , ask her how school was going , but everybody told me that i could n't . without emma , i have nothing . i have no reason to live , and then when i thought about being in that place alone for weeks , months , years , i just -- i just lost it . so i convinced myself that my actions were justified , that my child needed me , so that gave me the right to do whatever i had to do . kendall : i did n't make it any easier on you , did i ? i know . right -- right from the start i did everything i could to shut you out . annie , you hurt a lot of people that i care about , and i 'm not excusing that , but no matter what you did , you are still emma 's mother . i tried to take that away from you , and it was wrong . annie : yes , it was , but i forgive you . [ scene_break ] erica : i saw you reach into your purse . was it for a gun to put a bullet between adam 's eyes ? that is why you came back to pine valley . liza : you know , i think about the hell that adam put me through , and i would love to kill him , but i 'd never do it because then i 'd lose colby forever . erica : you abandoned colby . you really think that your daughter wants anything to do with you ? i mean , you -- you kill her uncle while you 're really trying to kill her father , and then you have the nerve to try to get her to cover for you . liza : are you lecturing me on abandoning my daughter ? kendall could n't stand looking at you for years , and bianca moves an ocean away . erica : your daughter colby left you when she was 15 . she packed her bags . she went straight to adam . that 's how much she hates you . liza : you do n't know a damn thing about my daughter . erica : oh , i know your daughter better than you do . she 's a great girl . and now all of a sudden it seems like you would do anything to get her back , even commit murder . come on , liza . why do n't you just tell me what happened ? you know i 'm going to find out anyway . liza : what about you , erica ? hmm ? i mean , you 're so concerned about protecting kendall . why do n't you just admit that you murdered stuart ? erica : oh , i would sacrifice myself for my daughter kendall in a heartbeat , but i do n't have to , and i would much prefer to put away the person who is responsible for that killing and for having my daughter arrested . wow , somebody should 've had you spayed years ago before you could breed again . [ erica yelps when liza slaps her ] adam : what the devil is going on ? erica : adam . liza : oh , come on , erica , hit me . erica : no . you know what ? you 're pregnant , so i 'll wait . i 'll wait until after the litter is born . [ scene_break ] david : you realize it 's most likely just braxton hicks , right ? jake : probably , but we do n't want to take any chances . [ jake exhales ] david : so you 're in love with her now , huh ? that 's pretty funny considering the fact that she 's pregnant with another man 's baby , and you ca n't seem to stay away from her all of a sudden . jake : yeah , i love her , and i 'm going to protect her and have her back . david : now , as much as you enjoy playing mr . mom , you might want to start facing reality . i would never let any other man , especially not a martin , raise my kid . jake : you want to fight ? you want to meet in -- in the playground at 3 : 00 ? what do you want ? david : me ? you and your posse are the ones coming after me , trying to run me out of town . jake : i 'm not -- i 'm not -- i 'm not doing this with you , ok ? david : you know something ? and until this last effort , all of your other efforts have been rather lame . but this one , accusing me of poisoning adam chandler with pills , dragging me in front of the ethics committee , now that one -- that one almost worked . jake : i 'm not -- i 'm not doing this with you , and i 'm not -- i 'm not going to say it again , ok ? david : ok , i get it . you do n't want to fight ? fine . so why do n't you and i just end this all right here and now , hmm ? i 'm sure the martins could use some extra cash now that tad 's brain is even more ineffective than usual , and we all know that amanda would do pretty much anything for money . so why do n't i just make it easy for everyone and just buy her out ? jake : you want to buy amanda 's baby ? david : why not ? exactly how much does a newborn go for these days anyway ? [ scene_break ] adam : we 're about to bury my brother . show some damn respect . erica : well , then you better ask liza to show some damn restraint . liza : you know , i may be with child , erica , but i could still take you . erica : oh ? liza : yeah , i could . adam : ladies , we 're having a funeral here . we 're laying stuart to rest . erica : i was defending you , adam . liza just admitted that she wants you dead . liza : you know what ? that 's ok . i did not come here to fight . colby , you do n't want to see me . i get it . i get it . i 'm not going to pressure you . i just know how much you loved your uncle stuart , and i know how hard this is to say goodbye . in all those years i was n't there for you , i figured i would -- i figured i would try and be there for you now . you know , something this awful happens , and you realize just how precious family is . colby , i -- you see , i love you so much , and i look at you , and you 've just become so beautiful , and so poised , and so strong . it just takes my breath away , and i owe it all to your father . i could never take him away from you . i owe him too much . erica : you owe him 25 to life . liza : and colby , i 'm really sorry about asking you for an alibi . it was stupid . it was , well , selfish , you know , like so many of the bad decisions that i 've made . i 'm so sorry . colby , i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] david : well , this ought to do it . jake : go to hell . krystal : and do n't even bother to come back . jake : you know something , krystal ? you -- you 've got yourself a real winner here . david : hi . and what brings you by ? krystal : well , i came to tell you that marissa was really settling into pine valley . she even got her old job back . remember marissa ? our daughter ? the one i sold ? what was that with jake ? some sick joke ? david : yeah , i guess you can call it a joke of sorts . krystal : because of what i did , you think you can just wave a check in front of any woman , and she 's just going to hand over her baby , huh ? you know , you have done some lowdown things , but that is just -- david : ok , all right . first of all , i did n't know you were standing there , ok ? krystal : and that is supposed to make it all right ? you 're obsessed with that baby just like you 're obsessed with little a , only now you are so desperate you want to pay for it . why -- why do n't you just save some money and -- and kidnap it ? really , just -- just grab it and go the second they cut the cord . david : krystal -- krystal , just take it easy , ok ? krystal : oh , that 's too risky ? oh , i -- i thought you liked a good challenge . david : now , wait a minute . i am the father , right ? that baby does belong to me . krystal : that baby is a person , a human being , not something you can just , you know , slap a price tag on . believe me , i should know . that 's something a parent should never do . david : what you did you thought was necessary , ok ? i understand that . krystal : when they took marissa from me , i lost a piece of my soul , and i have had to live with that emptiness , and i am talking shame and guilt so bad i thought it might kill me . so if you really understood , if you had the slightest clue of what i went through , you would have never done what you just did . [ scene_break ] amanda : is the baby coming ? doctor : they were just very strong braxton hicks contractions . jake : that 's good . it 's good news . the baby 's not coming too early . amanda : but it is coming . jake : yes , yes , it 's coming , and when the baby comes i will be here , ok ? [ scene_break ] erica : well , i think you made the right choice to move back here and live with adam . colby : because everyone raised here turns out perfect . erica : everything adam does is for his children . everything liza does is for liza . colby : ok , enough . stop talking about my mom . erica : i 'm just glad that you can recognize liza for the person that she is . she preyed on you . she preyed on my daughter . colby : what gives you the right to judge my life ? what are you even doing here ? erica : colby , i 'm -- i 'm surprised . i 'm surprised that you would even try to defend liza . colby : whatever . [ scene_break ] [ amanda sniffles ] liza : is everything ok ? amanda : no . no , everything is definitely not ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : i pretty much ruined your life . i wrecked your marriage , i -- i fired you from fusion , and now i 'm with ryan , and you 're telling me that you forgive me for all of that just like that ? well , i 'm sorry . no , i -- i do n't believe you . no way . annie : kendall , i was a mess back then . i was volatile and unstable , and you reacted to that . you were n't being cruel . you were just trying to protect the people that you love . i understand that now , and that is the reason why i can forgive you . before i came here , i saw ryan and i told him that i truly do understand that trying to take emma was wrong , and i will never try to do that ever again . from here on out , the most important thing is emma 's happiness , not mine , and then i told him i would turn myself in . but first he let me say good - bye to her . kendall : it -- it wo n't be forever . annie : crazy annie . let 's hope i can shake that someday , huh ? kendall : you know , you 're not so crazy anymore . annie : listen to me . struggling and resisting , it 's just going to make everything worse . it 's just going to hurt your family more , so cooperate . tell them what they want to hear . just a little advice from an old friend . [ scene_break ] adam : when stuart and i were growing up in pigeon hollow , we did n't always have electricity , so when it got dark , we had an awful lot of candlelight to deal with . when it was time for bed and time to blow out the candles , i was terrified . of course , i tried to hide it , but stuart caught on . he said , `` adam , do n't be afraid . would you just close your eyes and pretend to see the sun , and then when you open your eyes again it 'll be tomorrow , a new bright , beautiful day . `` well , stuart was the brave one , the good one , the one who should still be alive . j.r. : do n't say that . adam : it wo n't be long before they bury me , too , whether it 's a bullet in my back or my heart gives out . i will miss stuart every day of my life . scott : we all will . adam : i was a fool . i pitted you two against each other in some sort of ridiculous comp -- competition over chandler enterprises . scott : look , we do n't have to talk about that now . adam : you wanted to be with him , did n't you ? you wanted to be with j.r. , but that 's what i wanted , too . i 'm still going to step down , but i hope instead of battling it out you two will both take over . j.r. : scott 's right . we do n't need to discuss this right now . adam : oh , yes we do . this is the perfect time to discuss this because stuart loved cooperation . that 's what i want from you two . instead of being rivals , i want you two to be like family , to be like brothers . stuart 's gone now , but if my son and stuart 's son can work together , then he will not have died in vain . you will be protecting this family so that when i 'm finally laid to rest , you wo n't have to rack your brains to come up with something nice to say about me . scott : i can think of a few nice things . j.r. : why do n't you say what you really want ? i hear the way that you talk about scott and how scott talks about stuart -- his love , his admiration . that 's what you want from me , is n't it ? you want me to love you . adam : yes . well , do i have your word on that ? are you a team ? do you hear that , stuart ? tomorrow 's going to be a new bright , beautiful day . [ scene_break ] marissa : let me guess . krystal came running right over to tell you ? david : so , i guess this means you 've forgiven her . marissa : i do n't -- i do n't know if i have or not , but running away is n't the answer . david : marissa , there 's something you need to know . this was all my fault . krystal was forced to make this terrible decision because of me . now , i wish i could tell you that you and babe were conceived out of love , but that just would n't be the case . the fact is , i was a cocky young med student . krystal was a vulnerable young woman . we were drunk at a party . in the morning , i could n't even remember her name . marissa : i 'd love to hear about your conquests , but i 'm kind of busy . david : all right , look . just , please just -- just hear me out . as i look back on all this now , i ca n't help but realize that if i had n't been such a selfish jerk , that if i had had the decency to at least pick up the phone , i could 've prevented so much pain . marissa : look , david , i 'm -- i 'm not upset , ok , about the way things turned out . i had two incredible parents , a great home . i was really lucky . david : good . i have done such damage to so many lives . the hatred i feel for some of the people in this town who 've lined up against me has driven me to do some pretty unspeakable things . take adam chandler . i ca n't stand the man so much so that i was willing to put him in a coffin , and his brother ended up there instead . what a shame . why does it all have to be so hard ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , do you think we can do it ? be a team ? scott : i 'll sure as hell try . i came back to this family to figure out where i fit in with the chandlers . do you even consider me a real chandler , or am i just some kid that stuart adopted ? j.r. : that was just a cheap shot that i 'd use when i felt like i was losing . scott : j.r. chandler gets insecure ? j.r. : rarely . very rarely . scott : you know , if we keep getting along like this , your dad will be right . my father 's death really will have meant something . so ... brother ? j.r. : brothers . [ scene_break ] adam : where 's colby ? erica : oh , she left . listen , the service was beautiful , adam . adam : well , it 's over . stuart 's gone . he 'll never be walking through this room again , overalls covered in paint , his collar messy , just to say hello . his kind of simple , selfless gestures , but i took him for granted . erica : you and stuart were as close as brothers could be . adam : no . no , i dismissed him . i ridiculed him . my own brother , i do n't -- i 'll never forgive myself . erica : let me tell you something . when my mother died , i felt the same way . i was very sad , of course , but i also felt guilty . it took a long time , but finally , i realized that where my mother was , where my mother is , there is no bitterness . there is no anger . and she 's in a much better place now . we are in a better place now . and i know that you will come to feel the same way about stuart . adam : um , i was awake all night last night thinking . the first time in months i could think . and i realized just how much you have done for me , erica . it 's been extraordinary . thank you . erica : well , i 've been a friend . adam : i depended on you far too much . i 'm not the kind of a man who depends on other people . erica : and i 'm not the kind of woman who puts her own personal projects on hold for very long . adam : so i guess this is where we part company . [ scene_break ] amanda : this is supposed to be the happiest time of my life , but it 's not because -- i may as well tell you . everybody else knows . my baby 's father is david hayward . liza : well , that certainly explains why you 're so upset . amanda : david 's stalking me . liza : what ? amanda : every time i turn around , he is in my face reminding me that he 's going to steal this baby . and he will not stop until i am erased from my son 's life . my god , i am so jealous of you . anonymous donor , no strings attached . you -- that baby is all yours . liza : i mean , is that really what you 'd want ? you want to raise this baby alone ? what about jake ? amanda : i 'd give anything for jake to be this baby 's father . he would be so perfect . you thought so , too . you wanted jake to be colby 's father . liza : yeah , well , that did n't work out . amanda : how do you feel now ? liza : oh , jake ? jake and i -- we are just friends . i mean , listen , i saw all those same qualities in him that you do , and i wanted those for my baby , not myself . so trust me , you have nothing to worry about . amanda : except that this baby is half hayward . liza : listen , you know , i see how much you love this baby , and he can feel it . you know , that love -- that will keep him safe from david . and it 's going to make him grow into a wonderful , wonderful person . amanda : i just want him to have a really great life . liza : is n't that what jake wants ? amanda : the three of us as a family -- that is my dream . but it will never happen . david wo n't let it . [ scene_break ] david : krystal , do n't do this . i need you . krystal : make me an offer . david : offering that money was insensitive . it was cruel . i do n't know what i was thinking . krystal : oh , god . i chose you over everyone , over everything . i defended you . i lied for you . i made choices that went against almost everything i believe in , and i could live with that . but i ca n't live with a man who would take the worst thing i ever did and throw it back in my face . david : ok , now wait a minute . i was n't throwing it in your face . i did n't even know you were there . but what i did , it makes me sick , all right ? and i hate that i hurt you . krystal : you continue to hurt me . you make it very clear that i am just not enough , that all you care about is amanda 's baby . and then i catch you writing a check ? david : would you at least let me apologize . i 'm trying to take responsibility here . krystal : oh , the hell you are . you are just up to your old tricks . drugging adam , burning the evidence , poisoning j.r. , getting angie and jake fired from the hospital , getting me hooked on pills ! david : ok , you do n't have to remind me , all right ? i know , i know . i do terrible things . i ca n't stop . i do n't know how to stop . it 's unbelievable . a year ago , i was alone on the other side of the world . and now i have a wife , a home , another daughter . you 'd think that i would recognize how lucky i am , that i would cherish what i found . no , of course not . instead , i just seem to be destroying everything i 'm trying to protect . i wish i could tell you that i am capable of change , krystal , that i could be a better man . i do n't know . maybe , maybe one of these days , maybe someday . krystal : that 's not good enough . i need that man now . david : all right , krystal . look , do n't do this . do n't throw us away . we belong together . you know that . you 're the one that gave me a reason to live . krystal : oh , stop it , stop it ! those are just words . they are meaningless words . david : that is not true . krystal : you are the one who said that you did n't put stock in words , that they could be twisted , empty . it 's what you do that speaks the truth . well , when you whipped out that checkbook , that was the most honest thing you have ever done in your life . [ scene_break ] j.r. : god , i hate funerals . marissa : try burying both of your parents at the same time . sorry . how 's scott doing ? j.r. : he 's getting through . i 'm going to help him out any way that i can . marissa : that 's great . i thought you guys were n't exactly best buds . j.r. : yeah , we got off to a rough start , but we 're taking the family company over together . we 're doing it to keep uncle stuart 's spirit alive . if scott and i partner up we can do that at chandler . marissa : just make sure there 's a referee around . j.r. : i think we 'll be ok . you know , scott brings a lot more to the table than i thought . marissa : he 's a good guy . that 's hard to find these days . j.r. : so that 's the real reason you 're staying in town . [ scene_break ] liza : where does david hayward get off terrorizing women ? jake : all right , what did he say to you ? liza : no , it was n't me . it was amanda . i walk in there , that woman is just crying her eyes out . he thinks he 's the father so he 's just going to take the baby . jake : well , that 's dave for you . listen , i 've been thinking about this whole you pretending to be pregnant thing , right ? and you raising amanda 's -- liza : yeah , it 's not going to work -- it 's not going to work out . jake , i thought -- i thought this would help us all , you know , but i just saw how scared she was in there . david hayward is never going to believe that that baby died in childbirth . no , he 's going to make it his life 's mission to find that baby . i just ca n't risk it . jake : ok , so now what are you saying ? liza : i 've got to have a miscarriage . [ scene_break ] kendall : do you think i 'm guilty ? jackson : does n't matter . my job is to get you out of here as soon as possible . kendall : i miss my boys . jackson : i know you do , sweetheart . let 's talk about your defense for just a second . there 's one option i 've been entertaining . temporary insanity . kendall : are you serious ? jackson : yes . kendall : what , annie and i share a padded cell ? jackson : hear me out . you thought your child was dead . when you left that hospital to go straight to the chandler mansion , you were so filled with grief and anguish that you lost the ability to control your actions . you lost the ability to be able to tell right from wrong . is that what happened ? annie 's voice : cooperate . tell them what they want to hear . [ scene_break ] marissa : nice try , sherlock , but , no , i 'm not staying in pine valley for scott . j.r. : you guys seem pretty close . marissa : no , i 'm here for two reasons -- to figure things out with krystal and david and to finish law school . the last thing i need in my life is a guy . scott : hi . am i interrupting ? marissa : no , not at all . are you hungry ? j.r. : i think i 'm going to go home . give my son a hug . scott : hey -- thanks for everything today . it meant a lot . marissa : how do you want your burger ? scott : right now i really just need someone to hang with . marissa : my shift just ended . [ scene_break ] [ colby eavesdrops from outside the room ] liza 's voice : i do n't want to screw up like i did with colby . it 's too hard letting go . jake : actually it was adam who screwed up . he screwed up the whole beginning , and if he did n't , i think you and colby would have been just fine . liza : oh , god , it makes me so crazy . he was never supposed to be colby 's father . you were . jake , i just wanted you , and you would have been colby 's dad if adam did n't decide to play god . jake : i 'll tell you a secret . those first couple of months , i thought that beautiful little girl -- when i thought that was going to be my baby , i -- probably the best days of my life . [ scene_break ] erica : i ca n't wait to get back to my own -- adam : erica , erica , i did n't mean it to sound so final . could we have dinner this week ? erica : call val , and we 'll see if we can squeeze you into my schedule . adam : fine , scurry off . be done with me . erica : a few days ago , i thought that you were dead . do you have any idea what that did to me ? when your son was too distraught to even think that he could possibly go in and identify your body , i went with him . but why did i bother ? and why am i bothering now , because what do my feelings matter for anything ? adam : what -- what feelings ? erica : when you look at me what do you see ? a celebrity ? a ceo ? a mother ? what ? do you see anything more than that ? adam : yes , more . much more . erica : well , then what ? tell me . i need to hear , what is it you see ? adam : i see a woman . [ scene_break ] kendall : it would be so easy to say yes , that it happened exactly as you described . plead temporary insanity , get a short sentence , and then zach would be free to be with the boys . jackson : but ? kendall : but it would be a lie . i ca n't get shipped off to some mental institution . i ca n't . ian and spike need me , so i have to tell the truth . i went to the mansion to kill adam , but i 'm not the one who shot stuart . jackson : so you say ? kendall : jack , you 've got to believe me , i have no idea who did it . i mean , maybe it was zach . all i know , and all i can tell you is , it was n't me . [ scene_break ] david : just tell me what i need to do to fix this . i 'll do whatever you want . i 'll even give up on amanda 's baby . krystal : how stupid do you think i am ? you 've tried this before . you 'll never give that child up for me . david : so that 's it ? that 's what you want ? you want me to make a choice between my wife and my unborn child ? krystal : i 'll save you the trouble . [ krystal removes her rings and hands them to david ] krystal : see how easy they came off ? as if they were never there .
jake brings amanda into the hospital with contractions . they run into david into the corridor . krystal sees marissa at the yacht
j.r. : can you say `` score `` ? if babe could have landed jamie the first night she was in town , you 'll have him in no time . and then uncle jamie will be free from that blond freeloader known as mommy . amanda : oh , i was so smooth . a couple of tears , a couple of hugs , then señor six - pack told me to move out of here into myrtle fargate 's boarding house . j.r. : ah . myrtle would have you pegged as trouble before you shut the front door . well , i guess you 're going to have to be here a while . amanda : yeah . di : why is that ? no road rash from you tossing her out on the street . any reason you let the little thief stay ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you did this ? you went and did this ? you made it so that we can never make a baby ? ryan : yes . yes , i did . [ scene_break ] danielle : you have zero facts and half a clue . simone : excuse me ? danielle : but you 'd still be willing to wreck the ryan - greenlee love fest ? do you think pine valley needs another tragically screwed - up couple ? ethan : simone , danielle . two of the glamorous dynamos behind fusion . danielle : `` dynamos `` ? simone : `` glamorous `` ? ethan : join me for breakfast . danielle : oh -- ethan : there you go . danielle : thank you . ethan : you 're welcome . the -- ahem -- eggs benedict are lousy , but the pancakes are excellent . simone : yeah , well , thank you , but we already ate . danielle : actually , we did n't finish because someone got a little hyper . ethan : simone , tell me , does my company give you your own car ? simone : not since i smooshed the one greenlee gave me . ethan : oversight . why do n't you pick out one at the agency ? you know , ragtop -- your hair streaming in the wind as the rest of the world eats your dust . simone : i know what you 're doing . yeah . and , god , help me , i can not let you do it . can i ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , what a lovely day . a bite here and then -- jack : where ? where ? where ? here ? here ? right here should i start ? erica : i meant the food . jack : my mistake . erica : then we could walk to the open market . oh , i love to walk to the open market . oh , thank you . jack : thank you very much . erica : thank you . but first i 'm just going to call kendall . i 'm just going to let her know that we actually did not die on the open seas . jack : waiter ? another juice for the lady , please ? erica : oh , but i already have one . are you kidding ? [ jack takes erica 's cell phone from her and dumps it into her orange juice glass . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : say it again . no , wait , do n't . do n't . do n't . just tell me it was a lie . zach : the war games between me and my son are over . i 'm setting him free . i 'll do the same for you if you like . kendall : no more -- no more lawsuit against cambias ? no more billions for me ? no shot at saving bianca and miranda from ethan ? that 's it ? that 's it , all gone ? no more , bye - bye ? zach : it 's not what you agreed to , so if you want out , i got no problem with that . kendall : shut up . stop ! stop . do you have a gun ? zach : yeah . why ? kendall : i 'd like to see how big of a hole i can blow into your heart . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee stares at ryan incredulously . ] [ scene_break ] erica : you just -- jack : i 'm sorry . i must 've been blinded by love . i was actually aiming for your oatmeal . erica : you ruined my phone . jack : i ordered you another . erica : phone ? jack : juice . erica : a harmless call , jack . that 's what you saved me from . jack : why do n't you try these eggs and tell me -- is this green onion or chive ? erica : a polite call to touch base . i would expect the same from kendall if she were sailing the high seas with her husband . jack : she does n't have one . erica : thank god . jack : `` thank god `` is right . and by the way , it 's chive , definitely . erica : do n't you humor me . i was just about to do a thoughtful deed as a parent , and you just juiced my phone . jack : sweetheart , i could listen to you lie all morning . erica : i was not lying . `` hello , kendall . we 're fine . love you . bye . `` oh , do n't think you know me so well . jack : well , if somebody knows you better , i 'd certainly like to shake his hand . erica : oh , really ? well , if you 're such an expert on erica kane , then how come you do n't know that i would never violate our agreement and start to interfere in our children 's lives ? jack : so that was a perfectly innocent phone call to kendall , right ? no mention of ethan or zach ? erica : please , i would not ruin our honeymoon with the mention of such vile names . jack : so you were just checking in , not checking up ? erica : yes , the considerate thing to do . jack : all right , well , then , my heartfelt apologies . here , use mine . for the queen of harmless . erica : put it away and let me just eat my breakfast . jack : ah , the faint blush on your cheeks as you call me rotten names in your head . erica : look , i just want kendall and even greenlee to experience the kind of joy we have . is that so wrong ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : a doctor told you to do it ? is that what happened ? because there has to be a reason . you would never , without talking to me , because -- a medical reason . you 're sick , and you did n't want to tell me , because i 'd want to help you . i 'd want to do something , whatever it is . ryan : it had to be done . and i 'm not sick , not physically greenlee : so someone else told you to do it , then , because you had no choice ? a psychiatrist ? someone you respect and had to listen to ? a way to feel better ? ryan : it was my decision , greenlee , all mine . and things are better already . greenlee : you -- you told me you were on the phone with a doctor . was it a shrink ? i mean , was he the one who made it so we can never have a child together ? ryan : it does n't matter who , greenlee . it matters why . greenlee : why , then ? ryan : for us . for you . greenlee : what ? what did you just say to me ? you did this for me ? ryan : yes . and i know it 's going to -- greenlee : you lied to me . you ruined our future and our hopes and our plans , and you told kendall about it , and you did n't come to me and ask me , tell me , warn me ? you did all of that -- you did it for me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : now you play hero ? i lost ethan and greenlee , and now you 're telling me i lost a shot at billions and power and marriage with no chance of love ? zach : you deserve to know your options . kendall : no . i deserve half of an entire company called cambias . screw my options . i want the money . zach : i do n't have it on me . kendall : fine . well , maybe it 's in your other pants , so go get it . i can wait ! zach : as i said , i 'm dropping the suit . i do n't want cambias . it 's going to stay with ethan . it was a mistake to try to take it away from him in the first place . kendall : you just did the world 's biggest flip - flop , and you did it without asking your wife . we had a deal . we made vows , zach , and they did n't include `` till business suicide do us part . `` zach : he wants cambias . let him have it . kendall : he also wanted you to fry for murder . why could n't you give him that instead ? zach : it was my mistake . i pushed him too far . i screwed up his life . kendall : wait , all of a sudden , this is just now occurring to you ? yes , of course you screwed up his life and you pushed him too far . it 's who you are . you 're the same man who convinced everyone that you died because you just -- you did n't feel like dealing with life . you 're a selfish , vindictive screw - up , ok ? that 's who you are . why change now ? zach : i do n't know . time , maybe ? kendall : time ? what , you thought you were running out of time ? what happened to you ? i do n't understand . who got to you ? zach : it does n't matter . the thing that matters is that i -- kendall : no , what matters is that you get over it . there is no way that you can fix ethan . he is way beyond repair , way beyond . so i want you to get on the phone , call your lawyer , and tell her , `` you know what , hey , baby , guess what -- the rumble is back on . mama needs a few new thousand pairs of shoes . `` tell her you are the same man that you 've always been , the same sob you 've always been , the man i married , and you 're going to take ethan for every dime he 's got . [ scene_break ] ethan : it 's good to be king . i get the opportunity to reward faithful employees . simone : king cambias the generous . what are the chances that this is a cover- up ? ethan : that i 'd use breakfast as a way to spend more time with you ? i 'd say the chances are pretty good . simone : huh . i think you 'd use breakfast to maybe forget kendall went through with it , married your father , pick up some arm candy to help you cover the tracks of your tears . danielle : is n't she hilarious , i mean , the way she just makes stuff up like that ? does n't mean a thing . can i have her job when she talks herself out of it ? ethan : no , no , no . simone is far too valuable to let her go to the competition . simone : and you 've had way too much of that lately , huh ? ethan : simone , look at me . look at me . simone : i ca n't . i get all oogly and my brain goes fuzzy . ethan : good . listen , look , no tracks , no tears , ok ? just an employer who wants to see his employees happy . simone : like a new title and raise happy ? ethan : i think like hash browns and dinner happy . [ scene_break ] j.r. : little adam needs a blanket . and amanda 's stunt -- di : tping the mansion next door is a stunt . swiping 10 grand and pinning it on me ? that 's larceny and lies . j.r. : i 'm sorry that you were put in that situation . i got very angry with amanda -- very -- and i know that she 's sorry . amanda : very . j.r. : especially for accusing you . amanda : that is the worst part . i am so ashamed . j.r. has forgiven me , and i hope you can , too . di : that 's it ? i thought you were n't big on second chances , considering how you go on and on about babe . amanda : the help always thinks the boss is some kind of monster . honey , you have to know j.r. a lot longer before you get it . di : hmm . amanda : you see , he is the sweetest guy ever , totally fair . he 's super- understanding to his friends and family . di : all i do is look after j.r. 's flesh and blood , pride and joy . but i pick up a few things here and there -- vibes , you could say -- like you took his money and he is cutting you six miles of slack . maybe because he 's sweet , or maybe because -- you know , just exactly what are you using amanda for , j.r. ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i need you to do something for me . greenlee : his and hers procedures ? just to be extra sure the stick never turns blue ? why ask me ? why not just do it while i 'm sleeping , tell me in the morning ? ryan : if you need to rage , rage . i get it . just know that when you 're finished , i love you . greenlee : how could you love me and -- ryan : you know me , greenlee . you know that if i do something drastic that i have a reason . and right now all you 're feeling is what you 've lost . and i 'm just asking you to forget that for one second , forget what you think i did to hurt you . greenlee : i did n't feel a thing . you think i would have had a twinge or a shiver , my marriage , my future shredded just like that . ryan : but it 's not , greenlee . our future , our marriage , it 's still here -- and it 's amazing . i saved it . that 's why i did what i did . that 's why i had no choice , to save us from -- from god knows what kind of pain and anger and hurt . greenlee : this is hurt , ryan . this is anger and pain -- me , right here , right now , knowing you made this decision behind my back . you made the decision of a lifetime without me , your partner , your wife -- according to you , the other half of your soul . you did that to me , to us . you said you 'd get help . ryan : i got the help that i needed , just not the kind that you wanted . greenlee : you know , you kissed me and you sent me to that wedding knowing that i thought that we 'd work through this . you knew that i 'd want a family . ryan : we are a family , you and me . greenlee : you lied to me . ryan : i said no kids . i never lied about that . greenlee : you never said the `` love , honor , and obey `` vows , and here you are , big man , all the decisions , all the power , and i get to obey after the fact . ryan : what about me ? i said no kids , and i meant that , greenlee . greenlee : you do n't make life decisions when your world has exploded , literally . you take a break , you rest , you regroup . you save the big decisions for later . ryan : you thought that you knew me better than i know myself . do you remember that night ? the pasta , the beer , the back rub , and everything ? you decided to forget the birth control and take me to bed . you wanted to make a baby . did i get a vote ? did i have a say in that ? [ scene_break ] zach : i did n't ask your opinion because this has nothing to do with you . kendall : no , it 's about ethan , who you royally screwed up , and now you want a do - over . zach : i 'm leaving cambias with ethan , my choice . you want to remain my wife , that 's your choice . kendall : what , like i need your permission to dump you ? please , get a grip . zach : hey , i do n't blame you for being angry . kendall : oh , thank you so much for being understanding . thank you . zach : but i am through punishing my son . i 'm sorry if that left you high and dry . kendall : well , pony up 39 billion , and we 'll call it even . [ knock on door ] kendall : what now ? what , did you take a vow of poverty and offer my shoes to the sister of slingbacks ? reggie : hey . kendall : oh . reggie : oh , no . kendall , what is he do -- what are you doing here ? kendall : all right , you do n't want to know . reggie : you know what , spare me the details . if you and him -- you 're a dead man . lily : no , he is n't . mr. slater 's alive . zach : hi , lily . lily : good morning . reggie : no , no , do n't smile at the man who just -- kendall : ok , listen , listen , reggie , honey , listen , i appreciate the whole protective brother thing , but zach is not my lover . reggie : ok , kendall . all right , you know , that 's all i needed to hear . kendall : he 's my husband . reggie : no . no way . kendall , you did not -- kendall : yes , honey , yes , i did , ok ? so throw the rice and bust out with the wedding march . lily : should i say congratulations ? kendall : well , there you have it , folks . the $ 39 billion question . [ scene_break ] j.r. : amanda is my guest . she 's here at my discretion , as you are . if her behavior affects my son or you in any negative way , you let me know . but now that this glitch is over , i think we should all move on . amanda : if the nanny 's still upset -- j.r. : and you need to move on , too , for little adam 's sake . i 've worked too hard to clear all the negative influences out of his life . it 's all about him . everything else is just background noise , and i do n't want to hear it . di : of course . amanda : i am just so glad that we get to start fresh , especially for the little man . j.r. : it 's better for everyone this way . is n't that right ? amanda : sucks to be reminded just where you stand in life , but i am sure that he called you background noise in the nicest possible way . di : well , you 've got this two - face act down , do n't you ? your mother 's daughter . guess that means we need to hide the crowbars . [ scene_break ] jack : hmm . erica : would n't want to give the ladies the vapors . jack : how about that guy over there ? erica : gee , i 'm sorry , i left my eyes - in - the - back - of - my - head glasses on the boat . jack : ok , look , he 's right behind you , two tables over , over your left shoulder . erica : well , if he 's not tall , blond , incredibly handsome , and mad about me , why would i care ? jack : good answer . try casually urbane and absolutely riveted to our table ever since we sat down . erica : are you jealous , mr. montgomery ? well , why do n't you just show him who 's boss ? lay one on me . jack : again , worried about giving the ladies the vapors . just look over your shoulder and take a look at the guy . [ when erica turns around , a handsome older man casually averts her eyes . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : reggie , honey , jack and mom do n't know . i would never do that to them on their honeymoon . reggie : yeah , it 's way better to blow their minds when they get back to dry land , right ? lily : you really are n't a bad man anymore , are you ? reggie : wait , are you kidding me ? lily : sam thought mr. slater was bad , but we talked last night , and he said that sam does n't have to worry about him anymore . zach : i meant that . reggie : wait , when did you talk to my sister ? kendall : hold on a second , wait a minute . you talked to lily ? this is why you 're doing the whole st. slater act ? lily : well , if you 're married to kendall , that would make you my brother - in- law . now we 're family . my family just keeps growing . reggie : yeah , like a big , nasty fungus . you know what , zach , you 're a punk , and you 're a user . kendall : he 's a reformed punk and user . reggie : lily does n't even know -- she does n't even know you . lily : yes , i do . we had a conversation last night . reggie : all right , you messed with erica down in vegas , and then you played bianca as soon as you get to pine valley . and now -- now you marry my sister ? zach : your sister made a decision , and i respect that . maybe you should try . reggie : kendall , do you love this chump ? kendall : god , no . it was a business deal . reggie : ok . all right , here 's the plan -- we 're going to find a shredder , we 're going to feed it your marriage , and we 're going to stuff slater in it , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i did it . i 'm the bad girl who tried to lure her own husband to bed . ryan : minus birth control . greenlee : you busted me . i told you i 'd back off . did you roll it around in your head and get madder and madder until you just went to the doctor for permanent payback ? ryan : i did n't do it out of anger , greenlee , or payback or anything like that . i understood . you wanted a baby . you wanted our baby . how could i ever blame you for that ? greenlee : well , looks like you found a way . ryan : i blame me . greenlee , i blame me , because i ca n't give you what you want . greenlee : it was never `` ca n't `` before . it was never `` what i want . `` it was `` we will have a child soon . `` it was `` someday , i promise . `` then you changed and it was `` no , never . `` now it 's `` ca n't . `` you made it so that we ca n't have a baby . you did that to me , to us ! you got what you wanted . ryan : it 's the way it had to be . kids were never in our future , greenlee . we just did n't know it yet . ever since i left des moines -- before that -- ever since i was born into that family , i should never have said yes to you . i should never have given you hope . greenlee : oh , now i get it . hope is the bad guy in all this . so you killed it . ryan : i did it to save you . you just ca n't see it yet . greenlee : do you even know you ? do you even have a clue ? ryan : better than you do , greenlee . i live in here with a mess and a chaos that you ca n't even imagine , that you ca n't see . i know who i am . i know who i could turn into . greenlee : ugh -- lies ! stuff that jonathan fed you -- `` you 're tweaked , ryan , you 're twisted just like me , `` and then my dad had to add to it . ryan : yes , jack was right . greenlee : he was angry and protective . that does n't make him right . ryan : it 's not his fault that he was the first to see it , greenlee , and it was n't his fault that i asked for a divorce . greenlee : oh , great ! great , you came up with it all yourself . you wanted to leave me . ryan : to save you and to protect you . but you said that it would kill you , and i could n't hurt you like that . greenlee : but you can hurt me like this ? ryan : i could never leave you , greenlee , because -- because i love you too much , and i need you , so i had to find a way to be with you . i had to find a way that we would n't create some thing . greenlee : `` thing `` ? our child is not an `` it , `` he or she . ryan : it would never have been right . it would n't have been healthy , it would n't have been innocent . greenlee : my child never would have been -- because you 're so -- what about me ? what about me ? can you even see me ? can you even -- no ! damn it , ryan , look at me ! see me , know me ! why , ryan ? where did it all come from ? ryan : i had a dream . greenlee : me , too , and now it 's gone . ryan : that was before the cave . it was before the whole lavery legacy . you were there as my mother , and you were married to my father , and you were pregnant . and my dad was hoping for a girl , but i knew that it was going to be another jonathan or another braden . greenlee : or you ? ryan : or me . greenlee : could you be more wrong ? how could you be more caught up in that mess in your head ? ryan : i just could n't let that happen to you . greenlee : i did n't pick a man like your father . i picked a man like you . i do n't drink to numb the pain like your mother . i embrace the life i have with you . you think i 'd let you beat me and not slam your butt in jail ? you think i 'd crank out some tainted babies and let you beat them , or let them go crazy and torture the world ? ryan : you ca n't control it , greenlee . you do n't know . i was there . no one wants it , no one plans it . it just happens . greenlee : i know me , and i know you , and i know what happened with your brothers in that cave scared the hell out of you , but it 's over . they 're gone . ryan : but i 'm here . you understand ? what 's in them is in me , and it had to end . greenlee : forget what i wanted . forget that things change . forget that if we had talked , if you had gotten therapy , and if you had convinced me somehow that it was the only way , there was still no rush , no reason that you had to lie to me , hide this from me . we were using birth control . could n't that have been enough ? why was n't that enough ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , my goodness , nobody told you ? jack : told me what ? erica : oh , jack , you poor , sweet , naive thing . you married a celebrity . i am , as danielle says , crazy famous . jack : i see . so first i 'm jealous , now i 'm naive ? erica : no , first of all , you 're a great , big handsome hunk . and all three together ? endearing . jack : sounded like you forgot what you were going to say for a second there . erica : never . jack : ah . erica : listen , would you take care of this ? jack : of course . that 's what us great , big handsome hunks do . excuse me . erica : excuse me . dr. greg madden : may i help you ? erica : i do n't mean to interrupt your breakfast , but do i know you from somewhere ? [ scene_break ] danielle : girls live to text . we have them do our promotions for us . ethan : i love it . i love it . i mean , listen , when kendall and greenlee get back in the office , you call a meeting . danielle : really , me ? ethan : yeah . danielle : by myself ? simone : yeah . i 'm sure mrs. slater and mrs. lavery would love to be summoned . j.r. : oh , so they did it , huh ? kendall tied the knot with daddy ? how sweet . you get a chance to give the bride away ? danielle : death wish alert . ethan : j.r. , this is a cambias meeting , and you 're not technically part of the company . j.r. : yeah . yeah . well , you know , is n't life quirky how it works ? you know , you get the world by the stones , the money , consultants you can fire on a whim , and then -- bam ! -- honeymoon comes along , mommy and daddy slater sipping on champagne , and they 're figuring out how to rip cambias out of your pocket while they 're laughing in your face . oh ! [ everyone laughs when simone flings a blob of mashed potatoes at j.r. 's face . ] [ scene_break ] reggie : you do n't mess with my family and get away with it . kendall : ok , he looks petrified . ca n't you tell ? lily : kendall married you , but she does n't love you , and you do n't love her . but marrying someone you do n't love is a lie . did you convince my sister to lie ? zach : no . we 've been honest with each other so far . kendall : listen , can you -- can you just give us a second ? i just need some time alone , please . reggie : you really want me to leave you alone with this guy ? zach : she 's going to be safe , i swear . reggie : she better be safe , because i know where -- kendall : ok , listen , enough . thank you , thank you . i love you , i appreciate this , but i can take care of this . i promise , i 'll be fine . ok ? go . reggie : come on , lily , let 's go . zach : wow . that 's a nice family . it 's got to make you feel good to know that there 's other people in this world who want to kill me . kendall : i 'm sorry . zach : about what ? kendall : for yelling at you and asking for a gun and wanting to blow your brains all over the wall . zach : ok , i was going to tell you about that -- in a place like this , a cleaning crew , that 's going to cost you . kendall : it 's who i am . it 's the way that i get when i 'm confused . zach : you confused now ? kendall : not anymore . kendall : whatever you feel , your emotions are your own . we do n't have that kind of marriage . zach : ah , and death threats from your family -- those are my own , too , right ? kendall : i 'm over it , but i ca n't vouch for reggie . i 'm the new sister he wants to protect . he just does n't know how profoundly screwed - up i am . but i ca n't blame you for that . i accepted your proposal . i proved that i could hurt ethan as badly as he hurt me . and then he signed the paper . he was ready to give you his share of cambias , but it was too late . i already signed our marriage license . so this is my fault . i did it . i 'm the one to blame . it 's all me . zach : i do n't know . i think we did this together . kendall : ok , see , there you go . see , this thing with you helping me out here -- no , no , this is my guilt and my blame . you ca n't have it . zach : i do n't want it . no , it 's all yours . but before you start banging your head on the floor , what is this all about ? kendall : this means that i suck at love . i 'm famous for it . zach : yeah , you and me both . so what do we do now ? [ scene_break ] ethan : wonderful to have a champion , especially one with such a beautiful , soft hands . simone : oh , thank you . j.r. : yeah . i 'm sure your shareholders would be impressed . ethan : you know , if you want to handle this like a man , j.r. , we can take this outside . j.r. : yeah , that 's fine with me as long as silky hair here stays right here . simone : come on , boy fight , let 's go . wait . j.r. : you know , you ooze cocky even though your world 's falling to dirt . i admire that in a friend . but with you , it 's just -- it 's just hysterical , really . you know , you got all huffed - up when i slept with kendall . you wanted to fire me , you wanted to buy me off . and then jack and -- i 'm sorry , what are you going to call her ? `` auntie kendall , `` or you going to go straight for `` mommy `` ? anyway , either way , they 're going to rip your billion - dollar legacy right out from under you before you can file bankruptcy , and your stepmonster , my friend kendall , will hand chandler back to me , per our conversation right after she said , `` oh , god , that was so good . `` oh ! [ j.r. crumbles to the floor after ethan punches him in the stomach . ] [ scene_break ] amanda : you 're a stranger , ok ? nobody knows you , and all you do is you wipe baby butts all day . so how would you know anything about me or my mother ? di : i take care of little adam . that means i ca n't sit by and let you hurt his father . amanda : you threatening me ? di : is this the cutest thing or what ? [ leaves rustle ] di : come out already before a bug crawls up your pants . david : shh ! keep your voice down . di : oh , that 's good -- advice from the guy who hides in the bushes at his enemy 's house . did they revoke your brains when they revoked your license ? david : all right , yes , i know it was a risky move , but i had to come . i have big news . [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're a force , greenlee . you 're unstoppable . nobody fights for what they want like you do . greenlee : i said i would n't try and trick you again . ryan : and even if you meant that -- greenlee : all of this is to protect yourself from your conniving wife ? ryan : mistakes happen . greenlee : mistakes ? ryan : yes . i grew up , and i called them `` brother . `` i could n't take that chance . greenlee : you based this decision on some ugly nightmare instead of on us . ryan : it 's always been about us , greenlee . i love you . you 're my wife . i want to be with you always . i want to be able to hold you , i want to be able to make love to you without fear . greenlee : i 'm not afraid . ryan : people still have incredible lives without kids . we can still have a -- a great life . people do it all the time . one of us could have been infertile , greenlee . you are all that i need . greenlee : you do n't know that . you do n't know how you 'll feel ten years from now , ten days from now . ryan : i know how i 'll feel . no more evil will come from my blood . greenlee : evil ? you think i fight hard ? no one fights harder than you . you made yourself into a good and honorable man , and you threw that all away . you did n't just cheat me . you cheated yourself . you cheated a child out of a great father . you cheated the future out of our son , who could have been as wonderful as you , who could have changed the world . you took that away . and i want it back . [ scene_break ] erica : i seem to have startled you . i 'm sorry . i just thought maybe we had met somewhere . dr. greg madden : oh , no . miss kane , you are very famous . i am not . erica : well , some of the best people are n't , mr. ? greg : i 'm sorry , was i staring at you ? i 'm so terribly sorry . it 's just not every day that one spots celebrity over coffee and croissants . erica : i see . greg : i hope i did n't upset you . erica : no , no , not at all . but are you sure that -- greg : we 've met before ? no , certainly not . i would remember that -- and i will . erica : well , then i 'll leave you to your coffee and croissant , and you have a lovely day . greg : thank you very much . jack : well , you certainly gave him your erica kane , star - quality smile . erica : well , he 's a fan . that 's my job . jack : sweetheart , you 're on your honeymoon . your job is to just fawn over your beloved . erica : oh . i think this purse is just divine , do n't you ? jack : yeah , it 's nice . shall we ? [ scene_break ] di : well , whatever it is , call my cell phone . let 's meet later . let 's just not do this now , ok ? david : now . it has to be now . tad has followed my bread crumbs all the way to germany . di : so what 's next after tad and your bread crumbs ? david : that 's your cue . time for you to shine , honey . you 're about to be dixie . [ scene_break ] kendall : we took our vows . we made a deal . zach : well , deals can be broken -- now , if you 'd like . kendall : yeah , but what about your gaming licenses ? i was supposed to get them back for you . zach : no , i have a whole list of back - up wives . wish your mom were available . i kind of got a thing for her . kendall : ok , great . well , so much for being irreplaceable . zach : is that what you want ? kendall : from you ? zach : from anybody . kendall : bianca warned me that i would never find the love of my life in you . but let 's say that i did . i mean , how long till i screwed it up ? six months at the longest ? zach : you beat me by five . kendall : see , marriage to you has an upside . i can live like regular folks -- no love , some kicks on the side . zach : you 're such a romantic . kendall : hmm . zach : so what are you saying ? kendall : i 'm saying the deal still stands , ‘till big , honking divorce do us part . [ scene_break ] greenlee : he would have saved you -- or she -- our baby . our child would have been your salvation . i know it in my heart , ryan . ryan : to watch you hold our child , to watch you love , rear , nourish , and cherish , and know some day , somehow that child would turn into jonathan or braden , to look into your eyes and to see my reflection , but not me -- my father , in full rage , fist raised -- greenlee : it would never happen . ryan : not now because i did the right thing . [ picking up her little purse , greenlee storms out . ] [ next_on ] j.r. ( to jamie ) : i asked brooke to meet me down here . brooke ( to jamie ) : this is not an ambush . kendall ( to ryan ) : greenlee 's gone , you want to find someone to blame , look in the mirror . greenlee ( to maria ) : i want to see the man who wrecked my life . get him down here now ! david ( to di ) : get back to the chandlers ' before your ex - husband tad drops in for his visit .
while erica and jack are having lunch , she notices a strange man noticing her who seems like he might have an agenda . unknown to them , kendall has married zach . but unfortunately for her , he 's given up his cambias wealth so she has not reason to stay married to him . reggie and lily find out about this . lily is friendly to zach after their last conversation but reggie is suspicious of zach and protective of kendall . greenlee finds out that ryan had the vasectomy behind her back . he protests to her that he is protecting the world from any more sick lavery 's . but she tells him he 's denied his child the right to have a good father and he can not take that away from her or from their child . back in pine valley , simone and danielle are brainstorming what to do in their friends ' lives . ethan and jr join them . at jr 's , di and amanda are not getting along but jr wants them both there so they can help him hurt babe and jamie .
[ music plays as jamie and julia make out on the beach . ] [ scene_break ] amanda : what are you doing ? greg : amanda -- thank you for coming in after hours . amanda : you mentioned overtime . i figured it was filing new patient records . what 's going on ? is everything ok ? greg : i 'm leaving pine valley . amanda : what ? why ? [ scene_break ] tad : hi , is this dr. michael brewster ? terrific . this is a bit of a surprise , i know . my name is thaddeus martin . i 'm calling you from pine valley , pennsylvania . you were referred to me by a dr. greg -- oh , excuse me -- dr. greg madden . he 's a fertility specialist . and i understand that you adopted a baby girl . you did ? well , congratu -- no , wait , wait , wait -- excuse me , excuse me -- the -- the haitian organization of -- of orphaned children ? i -- that -- so you never heard of a dr. greg madden . i see . well , then -- i 'm sorry to waste your time , doctor . i did n't mean to take you away from your patients . excuse me . i 'm sorry . dixie : madden gave you that number ? tad : yep . dixie : you know , he 's done the same thing to me many , many times . totally bogus . tad : i do n't need your help . i do n't want your help . please leave . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom , you 're exhausted . why do n't you go home for a little while ? erica : and pace and worry there ? no , no . i can do that right here . bianca : yeah , but you need sleep . erica : i need to be near kendall . i mean , if anything should happen and i was n't close -- every second that passes , she slips further and further away . if only i could just go in there , just sit with her , just hold her hand -- bianca : i am sure that you could . erica : oh , no . zach would never allow that . and ryan -- how could he side with such a horrible man ? bianca : zach is not the enemy and neither is ryan . erica : i am the only one fighting for kendall 's life . zach pulled a gun on anyone who dares to come in there to save her . and ryan -- well , i just never thought it would come to this . i ca n't trust him , either . bianca : zach and ryan both love kendall . the only one that you ca n't trust is kendall 's best friend . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i love you , babe . more than my own life . babe : i 'd have to be crazy to believe a man who tried to kill me . i guess i 'm certifiable . because i do believe you . j.r. : but that 's not enough ? god knows i do n't deserve another chance . i probably never will . [ babe sighs ] j.r. : but i do know that i do n't want to lose you . babe : i ca n't picture my life without you . but i -- i do n't know how we can get back to where we were . if it 's even possible . j.r. : so is that it ? are we finished ? babe : we said our vows right here . little adam was with us . our family gathered around . it was so beautiful , so perfect . the day , the promises we made . it was right out of a dream . maybe that 's all it was . j.r. : it was real . i vowed to share the rest of my life with you . it 's what i wanted . i still do . babe : and i should be running as fast as i can hating your guts . it should be so easy , but i look at you and -- why am i not afraid ? you tried to kill me . part of me is not ready to let go of you , j.r . but then , i do n't see how we 're ever going to find our way back to each other . j.r. : well , life with you and little a was all that i ever wanted . but i let the grudges and the paranoia and the booze blow it all to hell . i want all that back . but i ca n't until i take full responsibility for what i 've done . babe : you really mean that . j.r. : i shred the people that i love . i try to kill when i 'm hurt . i do n't want to be that man anymore . i want to be the man who vowed on our wedding to take care of you and love you forever . i want to be the father that little adam needs . please , babe -- for our son 's sake . help me do this . help me make it right . [ scene_break ] erica : j.r. did n't try to kill kendall . bianca : right , he tried to kill babe . whoops , kendall just got in the way . erica : babe 's a liar . i mean , who knows that better than you ? this is just one more of babe 's vicious attacks . she screams that j.r. tried to kill her , then she takes the baby and runs . sound familiar ? bianca : well , babe has done some pretty horrible things , but have you ever seen j.r. drunk ? it 's scary . and if j.r. was drinking , then i would n't put anything past him . erica : but j.r. truly cares for kendall . how can this be happening ? kendall 's near death . her baby 's at risk . and ryan and zach , who claim to love her -- they choose to let her die ? bianca : they 're not choosing to let her die . erica : one word from ryan -- that 's all it would take . but zach has gotten to him . my god , bianca . i do n't want anything to happen to the baby . but kendall -- kendall could die . there 's nothing i can do . bianca : mom , when 's the last time you had something to eat ? erica : oh , i 'll be fine . you said that opal is with miranda ? bianca : yeah . erica : well , that 's good . bianca : yeah . erica : listen , honey , why do n't you -- why do n't you go kiss that sweet baby ? and tuck her in and then read her a story ? bianca : i 'd like to , but she 's been in bed for a long time . erica : oh , yeah . sorry , i did n't -- i did n't realize it was that late . you know what ? i 'm just going to -- i 'm going to go out to the courtyard for a little bit , and i have my cell , so you promise you 'll call me . you call me if anything happens . bianca : well , i 'll -- i 'll come with you . erica : oh , no , no , no , thank you , sweetheart . thanks , but i think it 's more important that one of us stays here , ok ? bianca : ok . erica : all right . i just -- i would like to have some alone time , that 's all . bianca : sure . erica : ok . pa announcer : dr. kravitz , you have a visitor in the main lobby . dr. kravitz , a visitor in the main lobby . josh : bianca ? you -- you may not remember me -- bianca : oh , i know exactly who you are . [ scene_break ] greg : i have clinics all over the world . my facility here is doing very well , so it 's time i move on and help others . amanda : but i just started working for you . i 'm going to be that couple 's surrogate . if you 're not here -- you ca n't just leave . greg : amanda , i 'm leaving pine valley . i 'm not leaving you . i 've made arrangements , if you 're agreeable . amanda : you 'd take me with you ? greg : well , you 're my patient . i never turn my back on a patient . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , i have searched a long time for kate . and i know that you 're upset with me , ok ? you -- i took your anger before and that 's fine . i deserved it . but i 'm not going to walk away now . tad : well , that 's too bad . apparently , disappearing is your greatest trick . do n't let me stop you . dixie : if greg madden gave you information , i want to know what it is . tad : why ? according to you , all of his information is bogus . why do n't you just go with that ? dixie : well , maybe it is and maybe it is n't , tad . but either way , i 'm entitled to every word he said . tad : as far as i 'm concerned , you 're entitled to nothing . [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm glad i talked you into taking a break . jamie : what ? julia : this -- jamie : yes ? julia : this is not good . [ scene_break ] krystal : let the mojo flow . adam : as magical as your fingers are , darling , i -- i ca n't , i -- after what i 've done to j.r . krystal : j.r. 's done it to himself . adam : no , no , no . no , i raised him to think he was privileged and entitled . above the law . huh , if you ca n't hit first , hit harder . well , he 's my son right to the bone . and look at what he 's become because of me . krystal : you made mistakes , adam . all parents do . adam : no , but this -- there 's nowhere to go but -- j.r. , who put up your bail ? krystal : what , did you try to drown my baby doll this time ? you stay the hell away from her . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm a lying , cheating , ambition - crazed , loyalty challenged son of a madden . i 'm sure your mom had a few other choice words . does that about cover it ? you may not believe me , but i actually like your mom . bianca : yeah , right . josh : really . i admit , the fame trip , the bright lights may have gone to my head , but what can i say ? i aimed high , i got shot down . i 'm not a sore loser . no hard feelings . bianca : no hard feelings ? big of you . but my mother was n't the one that drugged you and tried to step on your career in order to get ahead . josh : yeah , your mom is hard core . she could have tried to slam me behind bars . not that the charges would have stuck . bianca : is this -- this is you being a -- a gracious loser ? josh : well , if i were in trouble , i 'd definitely want erica on my side . she 'd wrestle god to save kendall . bianca : my sister 's putting up a pretty good fight on her own . josh : yeah , i do n't know kendall very well , but i think i get her . she definitely does n't take crud from anyone . she goes after what she wants and she plays tough . kind of reminds me of someone -- someone i like . bianca : my mother ? josh : me . bianca : yeah , there 's a big difference -- she has a heart , you do n't . josh : i think i 've got some patients i need to go see . bianca : dr. madden , is my sister going to live ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : until kendall comes out of the coma -- krystal : or not . j.r. : the charges against me are up in the air . adam : you pled guilty ? you 're not going to fight ? j.r. : i want to step up and take responsibility . adam : son , there are ways to take responsibility that do n't include prison time . krystal : no , planted behind bars is exactly where he belongs . what was stuart thinking , bailing you out ? and what kind of voodoo did you use against my daughter to get her to think that you are new and improved ? babe : mama , it 's no con . j.r. 's joined an outpatient alcohol treatment program . krystal : oh , ok . is n't that just dandy ? so in between 12-step programs , j.r. can get tanked up on his favorite booze and think of all kinds of booby - trap ways to kill his pie - eyed wife . babe : he 's even willing to do prison time , and he seems to be making an effort . krystal : somebody needs to keep their eyes open . j.r. lulls you into this -- this cloud of love , and it makes it that much easier for him to lower the boom . j.r. : i get that you do n't trust me . krystal : oh . well , you get right , j.r. how do we know this is n't just some sneak play ? you all full of regret and remorse ? going to meetings , making amends . all sugar to the wife that you just tried to kill ? is that true love ? is that a new man , or is that just a ploy to get the judge to go easy on you , j.r. ? j.r. : i 'm not asking for leniency . or special treatment . babe will be safe away from me , because i 'm going to prison , krystal ! there 's no way of getting out of that . krystal : well , until then , can we lock you up in the cellar ? j.r. : oh -- adam : j.r. , it takes -- it takes a real man to admit his mistakes and to pay for them . but prison time is not an option . it ca n't be . j.r. : well , dad , you can come visit me on saturdays . adam : there has to be a way around this . did you -- did you sign anything ? j.r. : a plea agreement . adam : was your lawyer present ? j.r. : i did n't ask for one . adam : ah , good , good ! thank god . without the lawyer , your confession is meaningless . there 's still time to get out of this . [ scene_break ] jamie : something i said ? julia : it was n't the talking , it was the kissing . jamie : oh . the kissing . julia : it was inappropriate . jamie : inappropriate ? julia : mm - hmm . jamie : why is that ? julia : you know why . definitely no kissing . hmm ? jamie : well , fine , if that 's what you want . julia : it is , definitely . jamie : all right , as long as you 're sure . julia : i am . i am -- i am sure . this is crazy . this is -- it does n't make sense . it ca n't happen . jamie : well , i am all for crazy , but no pressure . thanks for the swim . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , you 've not been well . alcoholism is a disease . you 're a victim . krystal : j.r. , a victim ? adam : we will prove that you were n't in your right mind , that you 're not a criminal , that you were sick . krystal : oh -- taking notes , baby doll ? big daddy revving up for the big fix . babe : what adam says does n't matter . adam : i 'm trying to protect my son , krystal . guilt can be punishment enough . especially with somebody as sensitive as j.r . krystal : oh , the hell with that . i want that judge to throw the biggest , thickest book on the shelf at j.r. maybe then i might believe this miracle of remorse . babe : ok , mama , can you please ease up ? j.r. : the only way for me to do the right thing is by taking my punishment . adam : did stuart do this ? did he talk you into this after he bailed you out ? j.r. : no , it 's not what uncle stuart said , it 's what you said and krystal said , and babe and tad . adam : well , wait a minute . do n't blame me . j.r. : look , uncle stuart took me around to listen to what you and everyone else had to say when they did n't know i was there . adam : what ? was my brother dressed up as the ghost of christmas present ? that 's obviously an alcohol - induced delusion . and i 'll testify to that . j.r. : i heard you and krystal on the terrace . i heard how you -- you blame yourself for trying to control me , and you want another chance . well , i want that same chance . i also heard what babe and jamie had to say . babe still loves me , despite what i 've done . my brother , too . stuart and i made one other stop , at tad 's . my mother was there . adam : wait a minute -- you overheard your -- your pathetic excuse for a mother , and that convinced you to spend the rest of your life in prison ? that woman -- she let you think she was dead . j.r. : when babe tried to pull that family meeting together , when my mother came over here , she tried to tell me then , but i blew her off . adam : oh . and what great truth did dixie impart ? that she is worthless ? that she is -- she does n't give a damn about you ? j.r. : that my sister 's alive . that 's right . kate is alive . [ scene_break ] dixie : i carried kate against all medical advice . i gave birth to her against the odds . i left my family and my friends to do it . tad : then you gave her away . dixie : which was a huge and extremely complicated mistake . but do n't tell me that i 'm not entitled to look for my own child . tad : is n't that exactly what you expected me to do ? dixie : oh , so this is payback ? i get it . can we move on ? do you feel better ? tad : ok . i did some research . apparently , kate was adopted by a brewster family . a dr. brewster out of bangor , maine . now , there was a brewster family in bangor , but apparently , they moved a while back . dixie : well , madden must have known that . otherwise , he never would have given you that information . tad : it does n't matter . the trail 's not cold , because according to a concerned neighbor , they moved to the country . dixie : well , `` country `` could mean anything . it could -- that could be anyplace . tad : i know . that 's why i did a global search on every single brewster in the northeast . i came up with this . now , it may be a dead end . it may be just a place to start . the fact is there 's no way of knowing . [ scene_break ] krystal : tad 's baby girl is alive , and dixie gave her away ? adam : no -- krystal : he must be in pieces . adam : there is no way in hades dixie would put her child up for adoption . babe : unless she thought she was dying , maybe . krystal : no , tad was here , at home . he should have gotten the child . adam : no , another lie . j.r. : no , it 's not a lie . adam : all right , maybe you 're right . she abandoned one child . why not toss away the other one ? j.r. : i wish you were there . i wish you could have seen her . i wish you could have heard her . she 's a wreck ! she 's been looking for her daughter for all these years . babe : all this about your mom -- it 's helped you get to this place , has n't it ? j.r. : well , yeah , that 's part of it , but there 's a lot more to it . look , i deserve nothing but hate , but babe and my brother -- they 're willing to stand by me . krystal : yeah , as long as there 's not any piles of cinder blocks anywhere nearby . babe : mama , would you please give j.r. a chance ? adam : well , babe , why do n't you give j.r. a chance ? a real chance ? tell the police it was all a mistake . or is a prison term what it takes to soften your heart ? babe : `` soften my heart `` ? are you kidding ? do you remember what just happened ? i think i 'm doing a pretty darn good job . all i want is for j.r. to get help , for him to fight for us and our family . adam : all right . you -- you 've gotten what you wanted . j.r. 's in treatment . he 's begged your forgiveness . he wants to get well . that should be the end of this . j.r. : dad , this is n't up to babe anymore . what she told the police does n't matter . what i told them is what counts . this is all on me . adam : j.r. , i love you for taking this on yourself . i could n't be prouder . i just wish you 'd unburdened yourself with someone other than the district attorney . krystal : oh , you really want j.r. to skate , huh ? adam : yes , i would like to put this all behind us so we can be stronger as a family . j.r. : no , dad . we ca n't . [ scene_break ] tad : no , it was suggested to my wife and i that we call you . dixie : yeah , i 'm a patient of dr. madden 's . i wanted to talk to you about -- tad : and i assume you never heard of a greg madden ? if that 's the case , i apologize . i did not mean to waste your time . dixie : um -- oh , you have n't ? oh , i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry to bother you . tad : hi . is this dr. brewster ? uh -- yeah , i -- listen , i know this is a bit of a surprise . my name is tad martin . i 'm calling you at the suggestion of a dr. greg madden , a fertility specialist . my wife and i have been trying to adopt a child , and he -- he suggested we call you . [ tad snaps his fingers ] tad : so you did adopt a child through dr. greg madden ? dr. brewster : greg madden changed our lives . everyone should be as lucky as we are . tad : um -- yeah . is it true that you -- you adopted a -- a baby girl through dr. madden ? dr. brewster : yeah , our little kathleen . she 's just about to turn 4 . tad : my wife and i had tried so long to have a baby with no luck . going to dr. madden was our last - ditch effort . dr. brewster : hmm . yeah , i know the feeling . my wife and i , same story . that 's the great thing about dr. madden -- he 's all about making families . tad : oh , thank god . no , this is so exciting . listen , um -- i -- i know this is totally unexpected , but i -- i travel a lot in my business , and my territory is the northeast , so i was wondering if you 'd be kind enough , if you 'd be willing to meet and talk about the adoption process , you know , like what to expect , if there are any pitfalls . dr. brewster : oh , yeah . i 'd be happy to get together , but we 've moved . we are literally out in the middle of nowhere . it 's really hard to find . tad : oh . believe me , at this point , you give me an address and a direction , i 'm like a bloodhound . i 'll find you . dr. brewster : all right . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i am not going to retract my statement . what i said is true . i confessed , end of story . adam : all right , fine . you 're just going to walk into prison ? you made a mistake , j.r . j.r. : dad , i tried to kill my wife . adam : i know , i know -- you 've got some issues . who does n't ? you think you 're going to get the help you need behind bars ? j.r. : i 'll be able to look at myself in the mirror , and i think that 's a pretty good start ! adam : oh , no , no , no . no , you 're a chandler . every punk in that cell block will have it in for you . they 'll all try to chew you up , because their lives are so damn miserable . j.r. : look , my whole life , i have slid through . i 've never once had to own up to all that crud that i pulled . those drug charges when i was a kid -- gone . the chandler way -- sleep with the judge , pay off a witness , add a wing . i do n't care , you know ? this time , i do the time . adam : there are other ways . you have to let me help you . j.r. : well , there is something that i 'd like . adam : fine -- anything . what is it ? j.r. : well , i do n't know exactly when they 're going to schedule my plea hearing . but until then , i 'd like to stay home and spend time with my son and my wife as much as i can . adam : of course . where else would you stay ? j.r. : no , no . i 'm not asking you . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : look , what i 've done -- i 'm completely ashamed of . i do n't even deserve another hour with you or our son . but i can hope that you believe in my love enough to let me stay here until my sentencing . krystal : hey , baby doll , you do not have to do one thing that he wants . whatever you decide , i will back you up with both barrels if necessary . adam : krystal ? this is for babe and j.r. to work out . krystal : no -- babe : i guess you can stay . little a needs his daddy . [ scene_break ] [ surf crashes ] jamie : hey . julia : hey . jamie : the view 's terrific . julia : so , how 's amanda dillon ? you two still friends ? jamie : trying . she does n't make it easy . julia : yeah . she 's had a tough time . jamie : well , it 's about to get even tougher . amanda has now decided she wants to be a surrogate . julia : what ? jamie : oh , i know -- it 's crazy , huh ? i mean , i 'm not saying that amanda could n't handle it eventually , but now , after losing her father and dealing with her mom ? she 's totally -- julia : vulnerable . jamie : yeah . julia : and she just started working for madden , did n't she ? he 's gotten to her , too ? we have to stop this from happening . [ scene_break ] greg : how 's kendall ? is there any improvement ? i 'm sorry . i wish there was something that i could do to help . erica : you mean that ? greg : of course , i do . erica : then you will , right now . greg : i 'm not following you . erica : you 're the baby genius , the guru , the miracle worker . you will save kendall and her baby . josh 's voice : kendall is definitely her mother 's daughter . she 's got her fire , her drive . if there is anyone who can burn themselves through a coma and dance out those doors , it 's kendall . [ scene_break ] bianca : you 're supposed to be the great liar ? you ca n't trot one out right now ? `` oh , yeah , your sister 's going to be fine . she 's going to wake up and she 's going to walk out of those hospital doors with her baby in her arms . `` that 's the lie i want to hear . just say it . even if it 's not true , i just -- i just want to hear the words . josh : i 'm sorry . i guess it 's the white coat . bianca : now you got to go all honest on me . fine . just go do whatever doctor thing you need to do . josh : bianca , listen . i have no doubt that kendall 's going to pull through this . the risks are high , but the odds are n't totally against them . it 's not completely out of the question that they 'll pull through this . [ scene_break ] tad : no , seriously , i appreciate it . you get the plane ready , i swear i 'll be there within the hour . yeah . yeah , ok . dixie : ok . what 's the plan ? tad : plan is i just booked a ticket to nowheresville , maine . dixie : all right . when do we leave ? tad : `` we `` do n't leave . i 'm leaving . dixie : well , no . i do n't -- i do n't -- no . that 's not going to work for me , ok ? we 're in this together . tad : i 'll keep you in the loop . dixie : tad -- oh . i have been searching for kate over the entire planet . do you understand what i 'm saying ? i 'm not going to sit here and wait by the phone . tad : dixie , at this point , i do n't care what you do . what i 'm saying is i 'm not going to spend any time in a tin can with wings buckled up next to you . [ scene_break ] greg : as much as you loathe me , you admit that i 'm -- i 'm brilliant at what i do ? erica : i 'm desperate . greg : well , i was hoping for a little more enthusiasm . erica : do you want money ? greg : no , just maybe a little more kindness , perhaps a smile , maybe gratitude . erica : gratitude ? i have protected your son from the truth about who he is , what you are . if you save my daughter and her baby , i 'll consider us even . [ scene_break ] josh : she 's got your eyes , definitely your charm . she 's smart . i bet she reads already , in french and english . bianca : you 're good . the patient 's sister gets emotional , ask for pictures of the baby . nice work -- do they teach that in doctor school ? josh : oh , absolutely . it 's a key strategy . bianca : hmm . josh : right up there with asking a patient 's family member for coffee . bianca : what does that accomplish ? josh : well , it 's still in the experimental stages . want to check it out ? [ scene_break ] jamie : what 's going on ? amanda : um -- dr. madden is leaving town . jamie : great . that means i do n't have to worry about you anymore . amanda : i 'm going , too . jamie : and why the hell would you do that ? amanda : dr. madden 's made all the arrangements . jamie : you 're still going through with the surrogacy ? amanda : as if it 's any of your business . julia : amanda , whatever you think you know about greg madden , there 's still a lot to learn . amanda : he is the nicest boss i 've ever had . julia : he is unethical , amanda , and he is dishonest , and he is manipulative , and he targets vulnerable young women . amanda : you mean stupid young women ? julia : you are a smart woman , and you 're smart enough to make your own decisions , and if you want to go ahead with the surrogacy , then that 's your choice , that 's great , go for it , but not with madden . you ca n't trust him -- he 's a pig . amanda : oh . [ scene_break ] tad : oh . again , damon , i ca n't thank you enough for doing this on such short notice . damon : no problem . we 'll take off as soon as we 're cleared . tad : thanks . damon : it 's a good night to fly . tad : i do n't believe this . get out . damon : ma'am , this is a private flight . dixie : i do n't care . i 'll pay whatever it costs . tad : this is not going to happen . dixie : yes , it is . tad : the hell it is . i told you i am doing this alone . there is no way in hell that you are going along for the ride . dixie : do you have a gun ? because the only way that you 're going to leave without me is to shoot me . [ scene_break ] amanda : what is with the tag team , ok ? it 's not going to change my mind . jamie : amanda , this is a huge decision . you have to hear everything . amanda : i know everything i need to know , and i 've heard way more than enough from you , ok ? this is my choice , no one else 's . jamie : that went well . julia : yeah . jamie : hmm . julia : subtle would 've been better . i 'm sorry . jamie : no , i do n't think it really mattered . amanda 's made up her mind . julia : madden has made up her mind . jamie : ok . well , then , let 's go to the source . julia : how do we do that ? jamie : i 'll do it -- alone . [ scene_break ] greg : saving both kendall and her child poses an exceptional challenge . erica : i did n't hear `` impossible . `` greg : it would require radical , unethical measures -- the kind of experimentation you 're so rabidly against . erica : but at which you excel . greg : if any physician in the world could save kendall and her child , it -- it would be me . erica : then do it . greg : under any other circumstances , i would . but , i 'm sorry . i ca n't . erica : why not ? you said it was possible . greg : well , if kendall were my patient . but she dismissed me as her doctor -- in writing , remember ? erica : you never had any intention of helping me . greg : i 'm so sorry . my hands are tied . erica : you will know what this feels like . i 'll make sure of it . you will know what it feels like to be totally and completely hopeless and trapped . you will know what it feels like to have no choice but to give up every last bit of hope . [ from around the corner , bianca and josh hear erica 's threats . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : yeah , the truck , huh ? thank you . babe : little a loves his daddy . j.r. : you could 've sent me down the road . babe : i think the guest room is far enough away . if you want to do the right thing , i 'm going to help you do it -- for our little boy . [ scene_break ] dixie : this family -- it could n't be the one , could it ? tad : i do n't know . could be just another jerk - around . dixie : god , i 've been here so many times . what if their daughter really is our kate ? tad : well , then i guess we better be prepared to meet our daughter . [ next_on ] dr. mayer ( to erica ) : based on these results , we can proceed with a c - section . zach : now it 's up to you . you got to hold on , come back to us , ok ? dr. mayer : how is she ? or doctor : stable . nurse : suction 's ready . doctor : neonatal team 's all ready . kendall 's voice : spike , you 're about to come into the world .
still , nobody knows what to do with comatose kendall and the baby . bianca talks to josh and knows that he has some sort of secret although she knows nothing about it . erica tells bianca that she does not trust zach and she 's beginning to distrust ryan . but she does not believe that jr is responsible for kendall 's injury . bianca tells her mother she believes and so would anybody if they saw what alcohol does to jr . jr is still telling babe , krystal and adam that he intends to turn himself into prison and accept the consequences for his actions . adam tells his son he wo n't let him go to prison but instead wants to check him into an alcohol treatment facility because he 's a victim of alcohol . krystal tells adam it 's time to stop making excuses for his son and blaming everything on alcohol . tad calls a lead who might have adopted kate . dixie tells him she will go with him whether he likes it or not . greg knows that too many people are on to him . he informs amanda that he intends to leave pine valley and she is welcome to come with him and be a surrogate . jamie and julia find out that amanda still plans on going through with the surrogacy with greg and they tell her that she must know that he can not be trusted .
colby : ok . come on , hurry up . [ sean sighs ] sean : ok , i owe you bigtime for letting me crash on your floor , but being stuck inside all day -- colby : oh , yeah , being stuck with your stinky socks is n't exactly a party -- what are you doing ? sean : well , i do n't have any swim trunks , so i 'm going skinny - dipping in your pool . colby : no , you 're not . sean : look -- `` yonder blessed moon which tips with silver all these fruit tree tops . `` shakespeare -- `` romeo and juliet . `` do n't you remember any of our study sessions ? colby : yes -- i remember that they both ended up dead . now put your clothes back on . sean : colby , look . look at the stars , ok ? feel the air on your skin . imagine the possibilities . adam : colby , what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] josh : ah . are you moving in ? you instead of bianca . lucky me . greenlee : it was my penthouse first . oh . [ elevator stops ] greenlee : what did you do ? josh : we 're stuck . [ scene_break ] amanda : you sure you want a rematch ? i 've been practicing , and i am even better than you remember . j.r. : you 've always had great form . i 've been thinking about it ever since the day i saw you at the gym . i 'd like to see what else you got . oh , oh -- hey ! hey , come on , come on , knock it off . oh . that 's not the kind of rematch that i want . [ scene_break ] jonathan : so what 'd you get ? ava : something i bought with my own money . jonathan : easy . ok , i believe you . ava : i 'll show you mine if you show me yours . jonathan : it 's for my nephew . he 's turning 1 . ava : cute . jonathan : yeah . ava : i do n't know who this is for yet . hmm ? jonathan : uh , the -- listen . the other night at the boathouse , you did n't have to do that . ava : do what ? run away ? or let you kiss me ? jonathan : we 're cool . that 's all i 'm saying . ava : but why would n't we be ? jonathan : oh , no reason . i just -- listen , i was n't trying to start anything . what happened at the boathouse was impulse . ava : ok , but that kiss was for me , right , not for lily ? jonathan : yes . it was for you , ava . but do n't worry because it 's not going to happen again . ava : and why not ? jonathan : because we 're not a good match . i heard you telling di how you wished you had a man that looked at you the way i did at ryan 's wedding . now , did i look at you that way at the boathouse ? uh -- maybe . but i do n't know why because i knew that you were n't lily , so i -- i guess i just wanted to make you feel better . ava : ok , so you felt sorry for me ? that 's why you stuck your tongue down my throat ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i see -- you want that kind of a rematch . j.r. : except this time , we both win . when you came back to pine valley , you were a lightweight . you needed a little training to beef up your skills . amanda : funny -- i do n't recall you complaining . j.r. : oh , no , no . you were a champ in bed . but everywhere else , you were a complete amateur . i mean , you were back , what , a day and you came up with the brilliant idea to lift $ 10,000 out of my safe ? and once you were busted , you were -- you started crying like a baby -- `` oh , j.r. , please give me another chance . `` but i owned you . i used you to mess up jamie 's life because you had nothing . things change . amanda : and how do you think things have changed ? j.r. : well , you have a few more bouts under your belt . you 've learned how to handle this fight game that goes on around here . plus , we have the same enemy -- my father . amanda : well , you got that right . i despise your father . j.r. : so why do n't we put our heads and whatever else together and come up with a way to bring charges against him ? amanda : you really want to put daddy in jail ? j.r. : you can get revenge for janet . my father used your mother in order to steal a baby , and where is he now ? he 's living large on the freedom that he bought . amanda : your dad has hurt plenty of people . why come to me ? j.r. : i already told you -- great form , after i saw you at the gym , and you proved to me that you 've moved up in rank . now , we 're on the same level . now , we could be opponents . but would n't it be a lot more fun to be in the same corner ? [ j.r. gasps when amanda socks him in the gut ] amanda : huh . [ j.r. coughs ] [ scene_break ] colby : it 's such a beautiful night , dad . i had to come out here to be alone with nature . adam : without a shirt ? colby : yonder the -- the moon and the fruit trees . adam : oh . oh , no , please -- please tell me this is not the start of some hippie flower - child phase . colby : dad , it 's shakespeare . i busted my butt in that class . it inspired me . adam : my budding dramaturge . colby : that 's me , all about the drama . and i have to get these creative juices flowing , so i need some privacy . adam : well , all right , all right . um -- but it is getting late , and i want you in -- to come inside in the -- [ splash ] adam : did you hear that ? colby : no . adam : that mutt next door -- he jumped in our pool again . colby : dad , he 's just trying to cool off . adam : well , let him doggy - paddle on his own property . colby : ok , dad , you need to calm down . this is n't good for your recovery . palmer : aha ! happy day , happy day . adam : oh , no . no , that 's it . the electric fence goes in tomorrow . palmer : allow me to be the first to inform you that krystal has outfoxed you once again . well , i hope you enjoy your evening . i certainly will enjoy mine . [ scene_break ] [ krystal laughs as she walks into her new establishment ] krystal : do n't you just love it ? babe : i 'm looking at a , like , a whole new place . krystal : look , look , look , look . i love these ring stains , huh ? from all those years of people sitting here and having a beer and a laugh . oh , and look ? babe : what ? krystal : jukebox -- alicia keys to zz top -- babe : yeah ? krystal : and just about everything in between . and i 'm going to get a new dartboard and a big - screen tv to watch the games . babe : you come here -- way to go ! i mean , outbidding everyone that wanted to buy this place ? i mean , i did n't even realize it was for sale . krystal : i know it , i know it , and i made the down payment this afternoon with that cash that i made from selling the jewelry . babe : and i 'm totally investing some money from the shares that i sold back to j.r. , and we did it . we have turned something ugly into something new and beautiful . krystal : well , i do n't know if it 's beautiful just yet , but you 're right . we are free , and we are standing strong with a place that we can -- we can call our own . tad : so , how long you planning on closing for renovations ? krystal : the idea is to get customers to come in , tad , not keep them locked out . we are going to be up and running asap . babe : ok , so speaking of , what about a grand opening ? thoughts ? tad : yeah , i got a thought . i think you should call somebody , get them to go over this place with a fine - tooth comb . you can start with the plumbing , and then the electrical and the heat , the a / c . babe : ok . what do you think , mama ? i mean , i definitely think live music would be good -- i mean , we have to deck the place out . krystal : oh . absolutely . good music , good food , good drinks , good people -- that is the idea ! i want everybody who plants their fanny in a barstool to feel just as comfortable here as they do in their own home . babe : yes . tad : yeah , well , how many fannies are allowed ? did you even check the fire code ? babe : you know what 's going to happen ? their friends are going to tell their friends and then the next thing we know it , all these folks are going to be coming in . krystal : absolutely . we 're going to have a place in every state like a franchise , like one of those coffee chains . babe : ah . oh , wait , wait -- chalkboard menus , right ? krystal : yes , for the daily specials , absolutely . tad : you do know you need a permit to serve food ? babe : uh , wait -- beer pints or mugs ? krystal : both -- why not ? babe : all right -- oh , and shot glasses ? you saw those last time . those are nasty and -- and probably margarita glasses . everyone likes a good margarita . krystal : oh , good idea . babe : but most important , we -- i mean , we have to come up with a good name , so what do you think ? krystal : how about -- oh -- cash and carey ? babe : `` cash and carry `` ! oh , wait , wait , wait -- the krystal palace ? krystal : ah ! i like it . babe : huh ? krystal : no , i got it -- the comeback . babe : `` the comeback `` -- as in , `` y'all come back , now , you hear ? `` krystal : no , no -- as the carey girls are coming back ! babe : yeah , baby ! krystal : whoo - hoo ! tad : no , baby ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : can you fix it ? josh : you see a tool belt ? greenlee : you know , you 've been living here which means you 're responsible for breaking this thing . josh : you 're the one who overloaded it . a little less junk in the trunk and maybe we 'd be moving right now . greenlee : this was my building way before you ever lived here . you know , i come back here and everything is broken and it 's because people like you have -- [ alarm starts and stops ] greenlee : fine . we 'll just wait for someone to rescue us -- someone capable . josh : great -- no signal . greenlee : me , either . you know , i 've been stuck in this elevator before -- which must -- with much worse company . josh : well , it sounds like you 're the one who breaks this thing . great -- no wi - fi connection , either . greenlee : oh , did you break your computer , too ? josh : you know , you do n't have many friends , do you ? i wonder why . sure is a lot of stuff to be carrying on your own . what -- no backup ? when we first met , you were leading a group break - in into the fertility clinic . greenlee : yeah , i do n't -- i do n't have backup anymore . it 's just me , all alone -- ever since your father decided to blow my life to hell , decided to play god with kendall . the night of the blackout -- used her eggs instead of mine . him and zach took my life from me -- my child , my husband , my friends . my whole world -- gone . josh : yeah , well , i know what it 's like to be betrayed by greg madden , all right ? turns out he was n't my biological father after all . and thanks to him , i was n't really my parents ' son . he stole me , kind of like he stole your baby . so i 'm sorry if i upset you . greenlee : no , you did n't upset me -- i 'm claustrophobic . [ scene_break ] amanda : do you honestly think that i would go another round with you ? j.r. : it 's a win - win deal . amanda : i stopped making deals with you after you ran me over with your car and you let babe take the blame . you are a liar and a slime , just like adam . he used my mom to get to me , and now you 're using her to rope me in ? huh -- you have got one set on you . j.r. : you can use me right back . amanda : for what ? you 're useless . j.r. : i -- i knocked my father out of chandler enterprises . i 'm in charge now . get into bed with me , and you could be looking at -- ahem -- a huge payoff . amanda : you are really lucky that i 'm not taking what that sounds like personally . look , you 're a trip to fight with , j.r. , but i have done friends with benefits -- it does n't work . so get out of here before i punch out all your teeth . j.r. : ooh . well , i 'll call round two a draw . but if you change your mind , you know where to find me . [ scene_break ] ava : nobody kisses me because they feel sorry for me . are you serious ? guys love kissing me , they beg for it . jonathan : ava -- ava : i could kiss any guy in this mall . jonathan : it 's not that i did n't like kissing you . it was n't -- you know , i ca n't explain it . it just did n't come from a good place . ava : oh , i thought it was an impulse . jonathan : yes , it was , but not a good one . ok , you do n't know me , and there 's no way that i 'm ever going to understand you . ava : and why is that ? is it because i 'm a big slut ? jonathan : no . ava : is it because i like to kiss boys ? jonathan : ava , no one 's judging you , ok ? i did n't want you to get the wrong idea . i was n't trying to lead you on . ava : one kiss , and i 'm deeply , madly in love with you ? jonathan : i 'm not saying that . ava : come on , jonathan , get over yourself . i 've been dumped by guys that actually mean something to me , and you do n't mean a damn thing . so , if you 're worried about hurting my feelings , do n't . jonathan : fine . i 'm sorry for trying to be honest with you , ava . and i am sorry that i kissed you , and i am certainly sorry that i ever met you . ava : only thing that you 're sorry for is that you kissed me , and i kissed you back , and you have no freaking idea how to handle it . man : boyfriend trouble ? ava : this loser is not my boyfriend . man : could i be ? [ scene_break ] josh : that 's it , keep breathing into the bag . carbon dioxide will relax your organs . greenlee : you must think i 'm such a head case . josh : no more than anyone else in this town . besides , claustrophobia is pretty common , it 's nothing to be ashamed of . greenlee : you know , i never used to freak out in small spaces . it just happened after i got stuck in that mineshaft . josh : a mineshaft ? hmm . well , having a phobia does n't mean you 're a coward or crazy . it 's just your subconscious mind trying to keep you safe . greenlee : huh . ok , i 'll buy that , doc . what about my `` performance `` in confusion the other night ? josh : hmm . greenlee : that was n't self - preservation , that was just panic . oh , i do n't know what to do without ryan . i 'm just -- i 'm lost . josh : i 've definitely been there . greenlee : yeah , right . josh : no , i 'm serious . you do n't have a pilot 's license , do you ? greenlee : not that i know of . josh : well , that 's good , because the last time my life spun out of control , i fired up a jet and crash - landed onto a deserted island . greenlee : what made you do that ? josh : does n't matter . i 'm just glad i 'm still here . [ scene_break ] tad : you are two of the most capable people i have ever met in my life , beautiful on the inside as well as out . but before you and your -- you know , your little four - footed friends here open up the place , can i please just ask you a relevant question ? who 's going to handle payroll ? krystal : i will . tad : oh , really ? krystal : yeah . tad : ok -- well , then who 's going to line up the vendors ? babe : i can do that . tad : ok . well , um , let me ask you this -- has either of you sent in your articles of incorporation to the state ? krystal : tad -- i just bought the place this afternoon , ok ? babe : yeah . tad : i rest my case . if you are not prepared , your little cash cow could very easily turn into a money pit . you know , you have to be prudent . krystal : oh , really ? you have never been prudent a day in your life , tad . tad : oh ! krystal : come on , is there some reason why you do n't think babe and i can be independent ? is that what it is ? tad : if the carey women want to step out on their own , if they want to stand up for themselves , then amen . you both deserve an adventure , but it 's time for you to be smart . what 's the point of running out there and chasing your dreams if there 's a good chance it 's going to blow up in your face ? [ scene_break ] palmer : let 's raise a glass , what do you say ? the earth has gone around once again , and it 's time to kick the great adam chandler in the butt once again . adam : keep your mitts off my booze , cooney . palmer : oh -- you know , a little birdie told me that -- that krystal was paid very handsomely for selling and dumping all of that jewelry . and now that she 's no longer burdened with all of that , i think that she and her daughter are facing a very happy future . adam : those baubles are meaningless . but your big scoop about krystal 's being short on funds -- that 's the best news i 've had all day . palmer : oh , well , the jewelry -- that 's just the beginning , it 's nothing . no , krystal will be one very rich woman when the divorce is settled . adam : your mind 's beginning to mummify . my soon - to - be ex - wife handed me back all of her chandler shares without a peep . palmer : yes , but what i heard was that she could n't wait to get rid of that jewelry . no , no , it just confirms something that i 've known all along -- she did n't love you . she did n't give a hoot for you . no , not at all . to krystal -- i do n't know -- you were just the bank account . adam : you know nothing about my marriage . you 've never been loved the way that woman loved me . yeah , you 're not fit to shine that woman 's shoes . [ scene_break ] sean : yeah , way to cheat in that last race . colby : dude , i smoked you fair and square . sean : oh ! -- hey , can we hang out here for a minute , or do we have to head back to the bunker ? colby : no , i think we 're good , but make sure you dry off really good . the last thing we need is boy footprints heading up to my bedroom door . sean : works for me . colby : oh . hey , do you know what -- do you know what i want to try this summer ? sean : what ? colby : rock climbing -- they just got a new wall at the rec center . sean : yeah , we used to go in seattle all the time . colby : did you like it -- rock climbing ? sean : yeah , a lot . you know , the first time out 's kind of rough , then you regroup , try it again , and it gets better and better . colby : so you do n't want to rush it ? sean : it 's better if you take things slow . colby : learn from your mistakes ? sean : yeah , take your time . colby : enjoy it ? j.r. : colby ! colby : go . j.r. : colby ! colby : ahem . j.r. : you out here ? [ scene_break ] ava : just get me out of here . ok , that 's far enough , thank you . man : you want to do it right here ? an exhibitionist -- oh , i like that . ava : ok , the dream 's over , loser . see you later . man : hey -- ava : get your filthy paws off me . man : what , you think it 's funny to be a tease ? ava : you 're hurting my arm ! jonathan : hey -- leave right now while you can . you ok ? ava : yeah . i was so mean . why did you do that ? jonathan : i do n't know . i heard yelling . ava : and you came running to me . jonathan : i did n't want this to turn into a bad situation . ava : why would you care ? jonathan : i would 've done that for anyone . ava : wait , come back . i like the way you look at me . so now i 'm `` anyone `` ? jonathan : i have to go . [ scene_break ] [ beat plays ] josh : come on , pine valley ! are you ready to rock ? let 's make some noise ! i ca n't hear you ! raise your hands in the air ! come on , raise your hand . raise your hand . raise your hand in the air and wave it like you just do n't care ! let 's make some noise ! say `` hey ! `` `` ho ! `` come on -- `` hey ! `` greenlee : hey ! josh : `` ho ! `` greenlee : ho ! josh : `` hey ! `` greenlee : hey ! josh : `` ho ! `` greenlee : ho ! [ elevator starts ] [ beat stops ] greenlee : whew -- finally . you , uh , always carry a toy piano around with you ? josh : all the time . no , just kidding . i have a birthday party to go to , it 's a present . greenlee : right . of course -- spike 's your nephew . josh : you going ? greenlee : i think my invitation got lost in the mail . [ scene_break ] amanda : what do you want ? jonathan : i want someone who 's not going to mess with my head . i 've been doing a lot of thinking , and you 're right . no , you 've always been straight with me , and thank you . i 've got to stop moping over lily . she 's moved on , and i need to , too . amanda : congrats . best of luck . jonathan : you know , i miss -- i miss talking to you . amanda : is there something in the air tonight ? the last time you and i really talked , jonathan , i told you i was in love with you , and you ran for the door . why are you doing this ? jonathan : doing what ? amanda : you tracked me down at this time of night to tell me you 've had some big revelation about how you miss talking to me ? it seems like what you really miss is friends with benefits . jonathan : come on . let 's not overthink this , huh ? we can pick right up where we left off . amanda : i -- do i have my `` use me `` dress on tonight ? i 'm sorry , jonathan . no , i 've moved on . jonathan : with who ? amanda : no one . i have finally gotten to a place where i can go the week without having to hold someone 's hands . jonathan : amanda , we do n't have to be in love to give this another shot . amanda : i 'm not interested . jonathan : you do n't even want to give it a try . amanda : why are you pushing this so hard ? is this about lily again ? jonathan : no , amanda , it 's not about lily . amanda : so it 's about the sister , ava ? [ scene_break ] ava : so , lil , you think i can pull this off ? lily : i do n't know -- you 'd have to be wearing it for me to make an accurate determination -- but i do n't see why not . there 's no buttons in the back , right ? ava : you know , i ran into jonathan at the mall today . what is with that guy ? i mean , one second he 's like a jerk , and the next he 's all nice ? lily : jonathan used to be bad . you can ask anyone -- everyone hated him in pine valley , including me . ava : so how do you go from hating him to walking down the aisle with him ? lily : we did n't have an aisle at our wedding . we got married at city hall in new york city , new york . ava : but you still said , `` i do . `` how come ? lily : jonathan and i both had trouble interacting with other people . but when we were together , it was easy and nice . we agreed to disagree , and we could finish each other 's thoughts . i married jonathan , because he was not normal like me , but then he started lying , and i found out . ava : complicated dude . lily : no , jonathan was bad , but when he was with me he thought he could be really good . ava : i guess i 'm not helping him out in that department . lily : what department ? you mean , like , a store in the mall ? ava : have you heard from sean ? where is he ? [ scene_break ] colby : ahem . oh -- it 's wet ? sorry , i did n't know what one to sit on . j.r. : yeah . i need your help with dad . colby : why do you think i moved back in here , j.r. ? i want to make sure he eats right , takes his pills , exercises . i 'm on it , j.r . j.r. : dad showed up at the office the other day . he got so worked up he nearly passed out . the man is famous for never slowing down , and most of the time that -- that 's pretty impressive . but when he 's having heart trouble , that 's quite scary . colby : dad 's fine , j.r. -- he did n't even need surgery . j.r. : no , dad is at risk of having another heart attack . the greater the stress , the more the risk . now , if he does n't back off the business , he could die . you spent all those years getting back here . do you really want to lose dad before you turn 18 ? colby : j.r. , i do n't understand what you 're asking me . j.r. : dad has worked his entire life , it 's time for him to start enjoying what he 's earned -- a long , healthy retirement , making it up to his daughter that he loves more than anything . colby : ok , j.r. , i still do n't get what you 're asking . j.r. : you , colby -- you are dad 's legacy , not chandler enterprises . help him see that . tell him that you need him around , tell him that you need him for your future children . and if dad starts getting itchy trying to make any moves to retake the company , let me know so i can get him to ease off . colby : ok , so you want me to spy on him so you can stay ceo ? j.r. : is n't that what 's best for dad ? colby : ok , no , that is dad 's call , j.r. -- and , no , i 'm not going to be your snitch . j.r. : you know , one day you 're going to be sitting in a hospital room , and you 're going to remember this night -- and you 're going to be sorry . [ scene_break ] krystal : listen , tad , i know you 're just looking out for us -- babe : and we do appreciate it . krystal : but there are times when you stick your little toe in the water , and then there are times when you just have to dive in headfirst . tad : wear a life vest , that 's all i ask . krystal : all i 'm saying is i know that babe and i have what it takes to make this place a success , i can feel it . and people that walk through that door -- let me tell you , i do n't care where they 're from or where they 're going . truckers , doctors , businesswomen -- everybody belongs , ok , everybody is welcome . stuart : you 're trying to invent a whole new home -- world -- without adam . [ scene_break ] adam : now , shove off . i do n't want you croaking in my house . palmer : you 're -- you 're a bigger fool than i thought you were -- tossing krystal out when you 're still madly in love with her ? adam : that 's enough ! you have no idea what it 's like to love krystal . now , get out , before i throw you out . krystal 's voice : when i win this thing , my first command is going to have you strung up , adam . willie : get ready -- adam : and i 'm going to have you drawn and quartered ! krystal : oh , baby , i 'd love to see you try . adam : i 'm going to try . [ scene_break ] lily : well , i know sean went to go stay with his mother , but i have n't talked to him . why ? ava : i 've texted him , like , a zillion times . he 's totally blowing me off . lily : maybe sean and barbara are getting along better than anyone expected , and he 's having such a good time with her that he 's not checking his messages . ava : from what he told me about his mom , i really doubt that . lily : well , then you have to consider alternative theories . is there any other place that sean might be ? ava : just one . [ scene_break ] amanda : while greenlee was having her meltdown at confusion , i saw you looking at ava . you could n't take your eyes off her . what was going through your mind , huh ? were you confused , intrigued , turned on ? it must be a little tempting at least . if you touched ava , she would n't freak out . if you kissed her , she might actually like it . jonathan : who knows what ava would like ? amanda : so you have thought about it ? and you want to use me to shake off your fantasies about lily 's half sister ? no way ! huh -- you know what ? tonight i am doing the using . [ scene_break ] sean : you were pretty amazing just then . i mean , j.r. almost had me with the whole `` poor adam `` rap , but you -- you saw right through him . nice work . colby : maybe j.r. 's right . maybe i need to keep a closer eye on my dad and take really good care of him . sean : you just did , ok , by sticking up for him . [ colby groans ] sean : look , you 're the girl i 'd want to have my back . [ hiding in the bushes around the chandler patio , ava spies on sean and colby ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : thank you . i hope you do n't expect me to repay the favor . it 's a well - known fact i 'm notoriously ungrateful . josh : well , lucky for you , i do n't need any favors . greenlee : well , you might as me as an upstairs neighbor -- like , someone to buy you a year 's worth of earplugs . i play my music 24/7 , and i 'm kind of hard to ignore . josh : why would anyone want to ignore you ? greenlee : that 's the first nice thing anyone 's said to me since i 've been back . josh : hmm . greenlee : see ya . josh : see ya . greenlee : maybe sooner than you think . [ scene_break ] krystal : i am not inventing anything , stuart . we are building a place that is very real , very , very special . so i 'd appreciate it if you kept your evil twin out of this -- or you 're fired . [ stuart stammers ] stuart : i got a message and you asked me to come down here -- but fired ? for what ? krystal : well , i was kind of hoping that i could hire you to paint a mural for the place . babe : that is really cool idea , mama . krystal : yeah . tad : oh , yeah , it 's terrific -- we want a couple scandinavian broads with huge chests and bikinis . krystal : uh -- no . tad : i thought you wanted suggestions . babe : oh , now you 're all interested in the bar ? krystal : god -- babe : we see how it is . krystal : seriously , i -- i was thinking of a mural to be sort of like a mirror of all the customers who come into the bar , and then every week you and i can decide who to add . stuart : so it 's like -- it 's like everybody 's just a big family ? you 're one smart lady , krystal . krystal : well , it 's kind of amazing how much smarter i feel now that i 'm not married to your grouchy brother . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh -- sleeping alone ? adam : ah . j.r. : well , you better get used to it , because starting tonight , you 're going to be a party of one . adam : i do n't see anybody keeping your bed warm . [ scene_break ] krystal : your very own key to this fine establishment , partner . babe : ah -- krystal : we are in business ! come on . babe : oh , my gosh . krystal : ah ! come on , stuart . stuart : ok . [ while tad leans against the bar , a piece of the plaster ceiling falls on his back ] krystal : uh - oh . tad : you sure you do n't want to delay the opening till after the inspection ? krystal : oh , come on , tad , it 's nothing . the building is just settling a little bit , come on . come on , i 'll pay for your cleaning . get out . [ scene_break ] colby : are you serious ? you 'd really want me to have your back ? sean : i 've never been more serious in my life . [ while colby and sean kiss , ava quietly leaves ] [ scene_break ] [ amanda approaches j.r. from behind as he 's staring out the window . he slowly turns around and kisses her ] [ next_on ] kendall : thank you so much , all of you , for coming to spike 's very first birthday party on this beautiful -- [ thunder ] kendall : perfect day . greenlee ( to jack ) : if you 've come here to change my mind , you 're wasting your time . those useless , selfish friends of mine -- they got some surprise coming .
palmer cortlandt visits adam and colby and lets adam know that krystal had out - foxed him once again . krystal and babe buy a bar and rename it `` the comeback . `` josh and greenlee get stuck in an elevator . josh tries to use his cell phone and gets no signal so he can get no help for them . greenlee lets josh know how zach had ruined her life . palmer tells adam that krystal sold all the jewelry that he bought for her . j.r. tries to con amanda into a business deal with him , but amanda flatly refuses . colby and sean enjoy a swim in the pool and are dry off on the patio when first adam and then j.r. interrupt with questions for her . sean hurries and hides to keep from being seen . jonathan apologizes to ava for kissing her . another man comes up and upon hearing jonathan and ava 's conversation , wants to be ava 's boyfriend . ava and the man start to leave , and the man begins to attack her . jonathan rushes to ava 's rescue . he helps ava up off the floor .
zach : i have two more in me before my head 's going to explode . kendall : ok , then take a break . zach : how are you doing ? you all right ? kendall : ah . honest answer , i do n't know , zach . i think that maybe we should just hold off on spike 's birthday party . i mean , greenlee hates me . tad 's in the hospital . and julia -- i still ca n't believe that it happened . zach : well , we 're here . you , me , ian , spike , we 're your family . kendall : i know . zach : ok . hold on to that . hold on to me . kendall : i will hold on to you . zach : come on . [ scene_break ] jesse : it 's going to be ok , baby . angie : it 's not ok , jesse . how can it be ok ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , that 's good , dad . are you going to die on me , too ? adam : is that a request ? j.r. : i just want to know , because i want to know how many funerals i 'm going to be attending this year . i might need to buy a new suit . adam : no one else is dying , j.r . j.r. : why do n't you tell that to tad ? oh , that 's right , because he 's unconscious , fighting for his life right now . adam : j.r. , i know you 're scared . but he will pull through . j.r. : will you do me a favor ? will you quit pretending like you care ? i 'm going to go check on the kids . kathy 's already lost both of her parents . no one should have to go through that twice . [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't care what you have to do , tad martin . you hear me ? you hold on . and you hold on tight . [ scene_break ] tad : you said we could have another chance . how ? dixie : come with me , and i 'll show you . we can start over , tad . tad : start over ? over from when ? dixie : seven years ago . tad , we 're going to have a baby . tad : did i miss something ? dixie : yes , we both did . tad : where 's the hospital ? what is this place ? dixie : this place is our second chance . and we 're going to get it right this time . tad : i do n't understand . dixie : seven years ago , i gave birth to our child . and i did n't tell you because i got scared . tad : i did n't want you to risk your life . oh , dixie , you should have told me . dixie : oh , i know . i should have had faith in you and in us . i just could n't find it . but i have faith now . help me . let 's bring a child into this world . tad : a child ? no , no , wait . dixie : no , tad , this is it . this is our chance to have everything that we always wanted . tad : a child ? dixie : our little girl , that we can call -- tad and dixie : kate . tad : kate . dixie : will you do this with me ? tad : how ? dixie : just say yes . you and me and kate , finally . have faith this time . tell me you want this . tad : i want this . yes . i want this . [ scene_break ] adam : how 's my grandson ? j.r. : he 's good . jenny and kathy are , too , just in case you were wondering . adam : kathy seems -- seems all right ? j.r. : for now . until she finds out that her mom 's gone . adam : julia was not kathy 's mother . j.r. : how could somebody be so obsessed with family yet have no idea how to be part of one ? adam : oh , i understand , j.r. , i understand . j.r. : no , you do n't understand , because if you did , you would understand what losing julia and tad means . it 's about jenny not having a father . it 's about krystal losing her husband , her best friend while babe watches the entire time . it 's about colby losing her friend , the man who asked her to be the godmother to his daughter . it 's about jamie getting that phone call and finding out that the woman he loved and his father are gone . just like that . adam : what about you , son ? if tad dies , what happens to you ? j.r. : well , i 'll probably find someplace to hide , lie down , and never want to get up . but i would , because they need me . adam : you mean little a and colby ? j.r. : and babe and jamie and krystal . adam : you care about all of them . j.r. : yeah . and if tad dies , to watch them suffer would be the hardest part . [ scene_break ] jesse : ah , ah , ah , ah . angie : what are you doing ? jesse : baby , you are running on fumes . you need some rest . caffeine ? come on now . angie : no , what i need is to get back to work . jesse : are you kidding me ? angie : i ca n't believe she 's gone . julia had so many plans . i mean , moving to australia , starting a new life with -- how is kathy going to go on without her mother ? jesse : baby , i 'm sure that julia santos had a plan in place in case something like this happened . angie : something like this ? jesse , it was a wedding . a celebration , party dresses , flowers . and now we 're here ? burying julia , praying for tad -- how , baby , how did this happen ? jesse : well , you 're not going to find the answers out there right now , so come on . come on . angie : what , am i supposed to find them in here ? jesse : well , maybe not . but at least in here , you got me . [ scene_break ] kendall : how do you do it ? how do you stay so strong after what happened to julia ? zach : well , i do n't really have a choice , you know ? everything 's falling apart out there , and -- but here , this is our home , and there was a time we did n't think we 'd celebrate spike 's second birthday . kendall : yeah , or if he 'd be able to hear us sing him happy birthday . and then there 's ian , another miracle . [ balloon sputtering ] kendall : ahh ! zach : whoa . team slater . all right . another red one . kendall : oh , thank you , zach . thank you for making me laugh . [ phone ringing ] kendall : and thank you for -- oh , thank you for reminding me how lucky we are . wait , hold on . [ balloon pops ] kendall : aye . zach : i just blew them up . kendall : hello ? rachel , hey , listen . can you distract the boys for a couple of more hours ? great , we have more work to do . ok , thanks . bye . [ balloon sputtering ] zach : couple of hours ? do you have any idea what i could do in a couple of hours ? kendall : oo . couple of hours ? zach : couple of hours . kendall : you can do a lot in a couple of hours . ah - ha - ha . [ scene_break ] dixie : [ breathing heavily ] tad : that 's it . that 's my girl . come on . come on , just a little longer . you 're doing great . dixie : how much longer ? tad : any second , honey . come on . come on , dixie , push . dixie : ahh ! tad : push . dixie : ahh ! tad : i want you to meet somebody . i want you to meet somebody . dixie : look at her . dixie : oh , she 's perfect . tad : of course , she 's perfect . of course , she 's perfect . she 's our kate . dixie : hi . [ scene_break ] krystal : where are you , tad ? you 've got to come back . and not just for me , but jenny . your baby girl misses you . [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] dixie : oh , ok . there you go . that 's better . tad : is this real ? i thought i lost you . and kate , i tried for so long , but i could n't -- i could n't -- yeah . but none of that happened , did it ? yeah . you 've been here the entire time . dixie : i 'm here now , tad . this is our life now . tad : mama . dixie : that 's the birthday girl . [ baby talk ] tad : i want a close - up . this is a close - up . come on , ready to get sticky , kid ? dixie : look at your cake . tad : who is this for , birthday girl ? is n't it special ? you want to blow out your candles ? ok , with mama . ready ? on three . tad and dixie : one , two , three . dixie : yay . tad : ready ? dixie : oh , i 'm ready , baby . tad : ok , hurry up . jamie , j.r. , get down here , guys . picture time . dixie : do n't tell them that . they 'll never come . tad : son of a -- dixie : [ laughs ] tad : oh , she is a miracle . i 'm telling you , man . the way that she 's motoring around . before you know it , she -- dixie : [ gasps ] tad : honey , did you see that ? did you see that ? did you see that ? dixie : yes , i did . where 's the camera ? tad : i do n't know , i do n't know . she took her first step . she took her first step . [ kate crying ] tad : forget the camera . our little girl 's walking . stay where you are . you 're going to make her upset . she -- it 's ok . dixie : honey , do n't you want to remember this forever ? tad : believe me , i will . oh , honey . kate : look at the picture i drew , daddy . tad : yeah ? oh , wow , look at that . that 's something . it 's really , really good , too . this is you , right ? it 's got to be you . it looks so much like you . uh- huh , and this -- oh , that 's j.r. , for sure . right ? and that 's jamie , mm - hmm . and i know who this beautiful woman is right here . this guy right here , the one that looks so much like johnny depp , who 's that ? kate : that 's you . tad : oh , yeah , well , i should have known . dixie : oh , yeah . you and johnny depp , two peas in a pod . tad : pretty much . that 's beautiful . that is just beautiful . and do you know why it 's such a beautiful picture ? kate : why ? tad : because it 's of our family . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i heard there were some blueberry muffins in the kitchen , but that would n't interest any one of you , would it ? it would ? then go in there and get some . j.r. : sometimes i just want to grab a hold of little a and just never let go . adam : you have to protect your children . j.r. : yeah . that 's something tad never got to do , at least with one of his kids . he could die without ever finding kate . adam : you make it sound like the girl was kidnapped by a pack of bandits . dixie , the love of tad martin 's life , gave his daughter away . j.r. : do n't you even say my mom 's name again . adam : he got exactly what he deserved with that girl . j.r. : you ca n't be serious . adam : let 's talk about what he took from you . how quickly you forget tad made you believe that your son was dead . j.r. : that was completely different . adam : all right , let 's talk about what he did -- what he took from me . you , colby , charlotte -- j.r. : do n't you mean jenny ? adam : he stole enough kids to last a lifetime . j.r. : well , i 'm here . just in case you missed that . and last time i checked , colby 's upstairs . as for your charlotte , i do n't know what to say . adam : well , i had to mourn for a child that never existed . that 's pretty funny , is n't it ? that 's on martin . j.r. : that 's on you . you could have made a choice , to stand by krystal and been a part of jenny 's life , but you walked away . adam : i did n't walk away . i did n't walk away . that woman that i was married to had just delivered tad martin 's baby . and then they walked away one night , divorced me , married each other . i did n't walk away . i had no choice . j.r. : of course , there 's a choice . there 's always a choice . you either find it in your heart , or you do n't . adam : you think what you like . burning charlotte 's things , saying goodbye to her , one of the most painful experiences of my life . j.r. : you 're right . losing someone is very hard . adam : thank you . j.r. : but that was one fire . that was one night . imagine living with that pain for years . imagine tad waking up and his daughter 's not there , and he has to lose her all over again . [ scene_break ] kendall : ah . take a deep breath . breathe . wow , look at this place . we did good . zach : we did better than good . sometimes i look around , not just at this , but at my family , you , ian , spike and i do n't think i deserve it . kendall : are you kidding me ? that 's not true , zach . you deserve more . zach : more ? what 's more ? we live , we love . kendall : we fight . zach : we fight , we fight together . i 've got to tell you something . i love you more than anything , anyone i 've ever loved before . you got to understand that . kendall : i do . and i love you , too . and i need you ... i need you . that 's it . zach : i want to show you something . kendall : you do ? zach : ah . kendall : whoo - hoo . zach : come here . kendall : hey , hey , now . where are you taking me , buddy ? [ scene_break ] angie : jesse , when you were gone , there were so many nights that i wished i 'd died , too . jesse : angela . angie : that 's how bad i wanted to be with you . and now , wherever tad is , if he 's feeling the same way about dixie ... [ scene_break ] tad : oh . dixie : well ? tad : mission accomplished . dixie : mm . tad : oh , let 's see . by my reckoning , that gives us about two hours before her first water request . dixie : well , what are you waiting for , then ? get over here . tad : i thought you 'd never ask . dixie : i 'm going to slap some lovin ' on you . tad : ok . sounds interesting . you know what i was thinking ? did you ever stop to wonder , i do n't know , i mean , if things had n't worked out this way ? you know , if somehow we missed this . if you think about it , it would have been simple , you know ? just a bad decision here , a mistake there . dixie : we would n't be sitting in front of the fire with our sleeping girl upstairs . tad : mm - hmm . it 's a scary thought though . dixie : yeah . more than you know . tad : thank you , dixie . for everything . for the perfect life . i mean it . with you and kate , i 've had everything . dixie : tad . tad : so slap some lovin ' on me . you said it . dixie : here it comes . tad : you promised . dixie : are you ready ? are you ready ? tad : ok , which side ? dixie : here it comes . [ scene_break ] krystal : come on , come on , tad . come on , you 've got unfinished business here . you know that . so you come back . you come back and let 's find kate . [ scene_break ] kathy : do you want one ? j.r. : actually , i 'm full . but i bet you winifred would want one . why do n't you bring one to her ? yeah . oh , kathy , she 's such a good kid . i almost forgot how close she was to tad . if she loses him , too -- adam : tad 's not dead yet , so why do you keep tormenting yourself with all these what ifs ? j.r. : because i do n't know what else to do . i mean , tad 's lying in that bed helpless . i mean , i could sit here and be useless and do nothing , or i could try to find a way to help him . adam : help him ? how ? j.r. : by finding kate . adam : tad spent years searching for her and found nothing . what makes you think you can do better ? j.r. : because i wo n't give up until i find her . and if tad dies , even if he does n't , i 'm going to spend my life trying to bring kate home . [ scene_break ] angie : is this damn thing even working ? i should go to the front desk and make sure . jesse : the pager 's working just fine , baby . angie : i hate this . jesse : i know , i know . angie : what if he does n't come out of this ? jesse : he has to . angie : that 's just the thing . he does n't have to . jesse : angela . angie : he may very well -- jesse : angela , angela , you 've got to have faith . my god , that 's what got us through the last 20 years . it 's going to get us through this . angie : should we go sit with tad ? i do n't want him to be alone . jesse : krystal 's with him right now . i 'll go check on him a little later , i promise . right now , you are exhausted , and you need to get some shuteye . come on . come on , now . [ scene_break ] dixie : to the mall and back , ok ? no joyriding all over town . kate : nobody calls it joyriding , mom . tad : duh . dixie : do you want these keys or not ? kate : yes , i want them definitely . dixie : ok , no more than four people in the car at all times , and everybody wears seatbelts , ok ? kate : yeah , i got it . kate : mom , dad , thanks . [ kate giggles ] [ door opens and closes ] tad : i swear , that girl 's god 's vengeance on me for every lousy thing i 've ever done . dixie : it 's quite possible . and she 's going to college . tad : and we 're paying for it . dixie : what are we going to do with this big , old house all by ourselves ? tad : oh , i do n't know . we 'll come up with something . dixie : like what ? tad : trampoline . dixie : oh . tad : yeah . dixie : mm . tad : unicycle . dixie : hm . tad : ok , i 've got a better one . how about we set up a trapeze right here in the living room ? dixie : what are we , joining a circus ? tad : why not ? i 'm very bendy . dixie : you certainly are . well , why not ? after all , i did marry a clown . tad : oh , you are so going to get it . dixie : he 's a clown . clown . stop , what are you doing ? tad : clown ? [ laughter continuing ] dixie : that tickles . tad : love of my life . together forever . dixie : there 's nothing i want more . [ scene_break ] adam : you should focus your energy on your own family . j.r. : for the millionth time , kate is my family . and even if she was n't , i would still try to find her . adam : why ? because that 's what tad wants ? j.r. : it 's because it 's what i want . why ca n't you get that ? when you love someone , you want happiness for them . their dreams , their goals become yours , because you just want to see them smile . adam : do n't you think i understand that ? i 've spent my life wanting what 's best for my children . j.r. : how about just trying to make us happy ? adam : yeah , that , too , for all the ones i love . j.r. : yeah , name them . adam : oh , come on . j.r. : no , seriously , dad . who do you love ? adam : well , aside from you , there 's colby . there 's little adam . j.r. : who else ? adam : stuart , hayley , skye . erica on a good day . j.r. : and ? adam : and krystal -- what 's your point ? j.r. : everybody you just listed all care about tad . adam : i know that . j.r. : then why do n't you stop dancing on his grave and start thinking about what losing tad would do to us , to all of us ? [ scene_break ] jesse : well , i told angela that you 're coming back to us , buddy boy . you better not make a liar out of me . [ scene_break ] dixie : you are such a liar . tad : i am not lying . it is the god 's honest -- dixie : you do not have a case in hawaii . tad : there is a little follow - up i could take of , ok ? besides , you , me , and a beach and a couple of mai tais . how bad could it be ? do n't make a federal case of it . dixie : oh , yes , and a quick visit to see kate . tad : that 's an excellent idea . [ dixie scoffs ] tad : that 's terrific . i 'm glad you thought of it . dixie : tad , she 's on her honeymoon . tad : what 's your point ? [ dixie laughs ] tad : so what ? who would n't want to hang with their parents on their honeymoon ? we 're talking about a quick dinner . i 'm not talking about sharing a mix -- point taken . dixie : thank you . i know you miss her already . do n't you ? tad : so badly , it hurts . dixie : well , look on the bright side . tad : the bright side ? dixie : you still have me . tad : and you know something ? i do n't care what happens . i am never letting you go , ever . look , i 'm not kidding , look , look . i swear , he looks just like kate did when she was this age . dixie : oh . tad : oh , he is a handsome devil , are n't you ? you 're so handsome . listen , do you think kate would mind if he came to grow up with us ? dixie : probably . tad : yeah ? oh , well . in that case , how do you feel about being spoiled ? dixie : rotten . tad : must be broken , because i did n't leave the door open . dixie : you were the last one out of the house . tad : well , i do n't know what to tell you , because it was n't me . dixie : well , then who , tad ? tad : the pool boy . dixie : we do n't have a pool . tad : the cleaning woman . dixie : you 're looking at her . tad : really , this the best you could do ? [ dixie scoffs ] tad : as long as you admit it . gotcha . dixie : you do realize we 've been having the same argument for 45 years . tad : and you realize that we are going to have it for another 45 years if you keep this up . dixie : oh , ho , ho , ho . tad : just for the record , i did n't leave the door open . [ scene_break ] j.r. : tad is lying in that bed , and there 's nothing we can do to stop it . adam : j.r . j.r. : i just wish i knew where she was , dad . i mean , even if i could n't bring her to him , i could at least tell him , `` tad , wake up . kate is waiting for you . she 's here , she 's waiting . `` adam : j.r. -- j.r. : that 's not going to happen , is it ? adam : damn it . j.r. : what ? adam : i hope you 're satisfied . damn it to hell . j.r. : wait a minute , dad . where are you going ? dad . [ scene_break ] jesse : what do we do to get you back , tad ? what do we do ? what do i do ? what do i do ? what do i do ? what do i do ? [ scene_break ] zach : for a second , i thought it was my birthday . kendall : nice . thank you . zach : you ok ? kendall : when i was in that coma , pregnant with spike , two children in the hospital at the same time , how did we survive ? zach : you leaned on me , i leaned on you . that 's what happens . people love each other . there 's always more . the way i love you , and we love our kids , you know , you think you run out . there 's always more . and when you think there is n't , you 've just got to believe that everything 's going to be ok . kendall : but i did n't . you were counting on me , and i did n't . do you think that things will ever be the same again ? i mean , not for us , but for everybody else , everything else ? zach : hey . i learned a long time ago that things never stay the same . kendall : you know what i learned ? zach : what ? kendall : to never take a single moment for granted . our boy is turning two today , two . let 's celebrate him . let 's celebrate life . zach : yeah , for him , for us , for tad and for julia . kendall : yeah . [ scene_break ] angie : come here . let me take care of you for a change . [ scene_break ] adam : yes . yeah , thank you . jake : adam ? what the hell do you want ? [ scene_break ] tad : we 've had a good life . dixie : the best . tad : everybody 's happy and healthy . our children , our grandchildren . dixie : our great - grandchildren . tad : i 've gotten everything i ever dreamed of . dixie : me , too . tad : dixie , i think i 'm ready to go with you . [ scene_break ] jake : i think it 's best if you just leave . adam : no . jake , is it true what they say that even though tad is unconscious , he can still hear me ? there 's something i need to tell him , jake . [ scene_break ] dixie : ready to go with me ? where ? tad : into the light . [ scene_break ] jake : i do n't care what you have to say to my brother , adam . he does n't want to hear it . adam : oh , believe me , he 'll want to hear this . jake : adam , the only way you 're stepping into this room is over my dead body . [ scene_break ] tad : dixie , please . think about it . everything we 've ever had , everything we 've ever been is right there . and it 's just waiting for us . and if we want it , we could relive every wonderful moment over and over again . dixie : yes . we would . tad : come on . let 's go . [ dixie and tad start walking away hand in hand ] [ next_on ] krystal ( to adam ) : leave tad in peace , please . dixie : together . tad : forever . [ heart monitor beeping ] adam : i need you to bring kathy over to the hospital right away .
zach and kendall get ready for spike 's party . tad is in a deep coma , and dixie is by his side as they have a `` second chance `` dream life . in their `` second chance , `` tad and dixie are married for forty - five years . they raise kate and have grandchildren together . angie believes that what happened at the wedding should not have happened , because it was a happy occasion ; now they are burying julia , and maybe tad as well .
greenlee : yeah , that 's what i like to see -- an office full of employees working hard to get fusion out of chapter 11 . so , what 'd i miss -- mass coffee break , world 's quietest fire alarm ? where 's our posse ? di : oh -- hey , i 'm not sure . greenlee : well , it 's unlike kendall to take the day off without checking in , and annie -- i mean , you speak to her 12 times a day . do you know where she is ? di : uh - uh , i have n't spoken to either one of them today . greenlee : hmm . ever feel like the whole world 's throwing a party , and you have n't been invited ? [ scene_break ] [ laughter ] clown : oh , there you go -- spinning , spinning . ryan : that clown better get out of here before the cake is served . i 'm not sure he can handle those two on a sugar high . annie : only kendall would hire a clown for a party with three kids . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , yeah , work it . come on , come on . show me those teeth , all eight of them . zach : can you stop taking pictures ? you 're blinding everybody . kendall : what ? i 'm sorry , i just -- i just want for bianca and miranda to see how my spikey loves his first birthday present . zach : i 'll tell you what -- i 'll rush mom , you grab the camera . kendall : oh . zach : go get it . kendall : wait -- can i help it if i 'm proud ? i 'm proud , i am , i 'm excited . oh , and you , you , you -- oh , my honey , my honey . see ? he seems a little excited , too . i mean , you sketched this place from -- from your imagination and it 's almost finished , zach . zach : yeah -- you like it ? kendall : i love it ! i love it . i just ca n't wait to start making new , happy memories here . zach : it 's a new start for us . we deserve it . kendall : yeah , in a place where nothing bad has ever happened and nothing bad ever will . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , you . greenlee : perfect timing . what do you know about lip - gloss ? jack : ooh , let 's see , what do i know ? enough to do this -- on the cheek . why ? greenlee : oh , look around you -- fresh out of staff . jack : yeah , so i see . so tell me -- what can i do to help ? greenlee : oh , well , what you really want to know is if i went through with my plan . jack : you 're so perceptive . so did you ? greenlee : no , but i will , so if you 've come here to change my mind , you 're wasting your time . those useless , selfish friends of mine -- they got some surprise coming . [ scene_break ] colby : ok , i so got you on that last race . sean : oh , keep it down . shh . colby : how come ? sean : because your dad will hear . colby : so what ? we 're not doing anything wrong . look it -- the sun 's out , it 's a beautiful day . we have our swimsuits on . it 's not like my dad can get mad at me for having a friend over to use the pool . sean : yeah , well , let 's not find out , ok ? colby : look , even if he did , it 's not like he 's going to find you 're sleeping on my floor , and we 're definitely not going to tell him . so , how could he find out ? sean : i guess he could n't . [ ava continues her spying from the bushes ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : do n't rush off on my account . amanda : `` rush off `` -- that 's funny . you 've talked me out of leaving five times already . j.r. : hmm . i did n't think it was my talking that convinced you . amanda : hmm . oh , come on , j.r. we had a great night -- and morning -- but you know how we like it . it 's back to reality -- you rip on me , i cut you down . j.r. : i do like that , and i promise that i 'll start ragging on you in about an hour . amanda : hmm . j.r. : or two . adam : ah -- ahem . chandler enterprises must be doing better than i thought if you can take a whole day off for -- j.r. : oh . adam : this . j.r. : chandler 's doing great . and so am i , as you can see , so you can scrub off any delusions of a takeover . adam : you blinked . amanda : i 'm not into swordfights . j.r. : no , no , hang on . do n't let him scare you off . it was a hard , fast fall . he does n't have anyone or anything to make miserable , so he just shuffles around this mausoleum trying to cause trouble . adam : maybe all you need is a really good , strong cocktail -- drink to forget . oh , i forgot -- pills are the preferred dillon elixir . how is your mother anyway ? amanda : i would n't be so smug if i were you . you may never serve time for trying to sell krystal and tad 's baby or getting my mom to help , but what goes around comes around . adam : you 're beginning to sound like janet . i 'd be worried if i were you . hmm ? yeah , but , you know , lunacy is hereditary . amanda : good - bye , j.r . j.r. : hey -- i 'll stop by confusion later . amanda : i 'm not going to be there . i 'm leaving there early to check out the comeback . it used to be the roadside -- krystal and babe bought it . bye . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] [ cheers ] krystal : whoo , whoo , whoo , whoo ! whoo ! liquor license , come to mama . i am so ready to fill these seats with warm bodies , let me tell you . babe : oh . tad : do n't look now , old boy , but i think we 've been dissed . krystal : hey , del , perfect timing ! come on in . opal : oh , my goodness ! tad : now i know we have . opal : time for fun ! del : oh , i wish , darling . i 'm here to work , actually . krystal : all right . babe : amanda gave you time off to help us out ? that 's cool of her . del : yes , indeed . i 'm at your disposal , ladies . use me , abuse me -- no need to be gentle . opal : oh , well -- jamie : that 's good to know . opal : now that you asked -- jamie : but dad and i are delegating clean - up duty . tad : broom ? del : right . opal : get that thing out of here ! del : how about a pick - me - up before we all get our hands dirty ? i can mix up a batch of my famous del lightnin ' . krystal : sounds del - lightful . tad : last time i had a cup of that , i tried to take my pants off . jamie : whoa , come on , derek . they 're not even open yet . derek : that does n't mean i ca n't come in and have -- tad : come on , give her a break . babe : hey , i promise that we 're filing all the paperwork . everything 's going to be legit . krystal : derek , i am not going to hang that `` open for business `` sign in the window until all the ts are crossed , i promise . derek : my , do you plan on interrogating every person that comes in for a good time ? krystal : all right ! jamie : hee - haw ! opal : all right ! babe : what can we get you , baby ? [ scene_break ] clown : hey , hey ! you guys like the balloons ? annie : i do n't get the whole clown thing . i do n't think they 're that funny . i think they 're actually kind of creepy . erica : so do i. i think they 're vile . ryan : wow -- really ? annie : yeah . ryan : i do n't know -- i 've been around some amusing ones . annie : i have n't . ryan : come on . there 's got to be a clown out there someplace that can make you laugh . annie : doubt it . ryan : huh . i 'll be right back . annie : ok . erica : it 's really strange weather , is n't it ? i mean , the clouds are out , but it 's warm . it 's almost muggy . julia : yeah . erica : are you ok , julia ? you seem a little down . julia : oh , no , i 'm -- i 'm just tired . ryan : ok , clown hater . annie : give it your best shot -- oh ! ryan : it wo n't stay on , so i decided to hold it . annie : oh ! ryan : here you go . annie : that 's my girl . oop ! [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , come on , spikey ! ok -- zach : no more pictures -- you 're making him cry . kendall : wait , no -- i 'm sorry ! i just -- i -- i know there 's people waiting , but he 's only going to have a first birthday once his entire life , so i do n't want to miss a moment . i do n't ! zach : all right , i 'll do it , i 'll do it . i 'll tell your mom about the present you got her , we 'll give it to her now . do n't get upset -- we 'll give it to her . kendall : oh , what -- what do you mean ? wait -- see ? a present for me ? zach : uh - huh . kendall : no , this is spike 's day , honey . it 's his day . zach : you did what ? i know , we 'll do -- we 'll do it right now . here you go . kendall : wait -- what ? zach : this is from spike . kendall : from -- zach : oh . kendall : zach , what did you do ? zach : i did n't do anything . kendall : what did you do ? zach : spike is celebrating hitting mom lotto , and he wanted you to know about it , that 's all . kendall : oh , my god . you guys . hey . zach : look . [ zach gasps ] zach : hmm ! kendall : oh , my god . are you kidding me ? zach -- zach : wow . what did you do ? kendall : wait -- what ? oh -- zach : the green one is for spike . kendall : yes , yes . it 's -- it 's emerald , it 's his birthstone . it 's beautiful . zach : uh - huh . just put it on . kendall : i 'll put it on -- will you help me ? thank you -- oh , honey ! zach : and then the blue one -- see the blue one ? kendall : ok , wait , let me see this -- oh -- zach : oh , good . kendall : the blue , yes -- it 's the topaz ! [ spike fusses ] kendall : oh , come on -- you like topaz ! you picked it out , i 'm sure . this is for november . zach : yeah . so do n't do december , all right ? november is the day . do n't screw it up for your big brother . kendall : this is amazing , and then there 's a third one , too . look . you guys -- zach : well , he just wanted to do something , he wanted to show you how much he cared about you and how much you 're adored by this one , that one , and this one . kendall : i love it . it 's amazing . it 's amazing . you 're the best . zach : we broke his piggy bank , yeah . kendall : i 'm sorry . hmm , and i love you , my honey . i love you , my honey . [ zach growls ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : kendall 's had it rough ? please , jack -- spare me . jack : well , i know you do n't want to hear it , greenlee , but it happens to be true . while you were away , kendall went through hell -- so did ryan and zach , for that matter . greenlee : well , if i do n't look all broken up , it 's because i 'm not . jack : yeah . listen , a year ago , kendall was in the icu fighting for her life , ryan and zach were battling over who to save -- her or spike . greenlee : well , what a difference a year makes . i mean , now she 's married with kids , deeply in love . the world 's her oyster . me ? no life , no friends , still lonely . time to level the playing field . [ scene_break ] sean : you think it 's going to rain ? colby : uh -- yeah . do you know what ? you better head to the pool house . i 'll go make sure the coast is clear . sean : cool , you got it . [ scene_break ] jack : listen , i know this has n't been easy for you , but -- sit down a second . i want to talk to you about this plan of yours . greenlee : does that mean -- are you going to help ? jack : no . i will support you , but not if you 're going to tear other people down -- i 'm not going to do that . what i suggest you do is try to patch things up between you and ryan and kendall . greenlee : oh , you 're joking , right ? jack : no . greenlee : no , those days are over . jack : greenlee -- greenlee : there 's no going back . jack : i think if you really believed that , you would n't still be here . i think you want kendall and ryan in your life . i think it 's important to you . but if you go ahead with this plan of yours , this attack of yours , you 're going to make it impossible , ok , so here 's what i suggest to you -- give it some time , think about it very carefully . before you do anything -- i mean , anything at all -- you come and you talk to me , ok ? please ? greenlee : yes , all right . jack : good , thank you . ok . greenlee : you 're very welcome . jack : good -- now , i do n't expect miracles because -- greenlee : no , we 're done talking about me . let 's talk about you . i mean , i 'm getting all my divorce scoop from larry longan -- jack : oh . greenlee : so , what 's the buzz , daddy ? what 's the status with you and erica ? [ scene_break ] annie : pretty good , daddy . ryan : come here . come here -- annie : ooh ! come over -- yes . ryan : ok . pam : erica ? hello . erica : pam , what on earth are you doing here ? pam : oh , honey , do n't . how many days have you been trailed by a camera ? it 's all fair game . erica : spike 's birthday party is not . some events are sacred , and this is one of them . [ scene_break ] jack : well , to be honest , i do n't know when exactly erica and i went from happy to not so happy . things started to happen . she found out josh was her son , sean showed up at my doorstep and moved in , and lily and jonathan broke up . it was just one thing after the other and i got to tell you , i think -- i think stress had a lot to do with it . greenlee : well , all marriages suffer stress . jack : yeah . greenlee : they do n't all break up because of it . jack : no . you know , one morning we were waking up together , still blissfully in love , and then the next thing i knew , erica was walking out the door going to find herself . [ scene_break ] erica : ok , so what on earth are you still doing here ? i told you , this is a camera - free zone . pam : is jackson or is jackson not coming to this little shindig ? erica : yeah , of course , he 's coming . pam : then why are you all up in my face about this ? spike 's party is the perfect place to showcase to the world how smooth you and jack are -- divorced yet able to co - exist , divorced yet able to jointly celebrate a family milestone . erica : divorced yet able to throw my very pushy producer out on her camera . good - bye , pam . myrtle : you told them who 's boss . erica : well . sometimes they just go too far . myrtle : look , they ca n't just use anything for `` the new divorce . `` even a fan 's saying that -- that 's me . erica : oh , well , thank you , myrtle . i 'm very glad to know you 're watching . myrtle : i 'm more than watching . every night , i call larry longan 's hotline and i cast my vote and say `` reconciliation . `` now , when are you and jack going to get together again ? erica : myrtle , we 're -- we 're not getting together again . myrtle : darling , darling , you ca n't take the most painful , the most horrible period of your life and turn it into something like a -- a reality show , not if you want your marriage back . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i think you 're better off without erica . jack : hmm . greenlee : i mean , she is one of the most spoiled , selfish , narcissistic people i know , and her daughter is just like her . jack : and she 's also kind and caring and beautiful -- greenlee : ok , plenty . thank you , enough . but , i mean , if you think she 's this fabulous , why are n't you still with her ? jack : because she is stubborn and controlling and manipulative , and she wo n't admit that she let this thing go too far . and i am sick and tired of being the peacemaker , the one that always gives in , and if erica wants to help me save what 's left of this marriage , she 's going to have to come to me . [ scene_break ] erica : ok , fine . there was a time when i hoped that jack and i would find our way back to each other . myrtle : and ? erica : and that 's probably partly why i asked jack to appear on my show in the first place . ok , it is why . myrtle : but was that so difficult ? erica : but jack has taken things too far . myrtle : honey , he said that you both still love each other very much . what is so bad about that ? nothing -- i do n't think anything is bad about it . [ scene_break ] ryan : they bring your play -- there he is ! there 's my birthday boy ! annie : hello ! ryan : hey ! kendall : hi , you guys . i am so , so sorry we 're late . zach : well , if you think you missed anything , there 's a whole photo montage that i 'm sure kendall would like to share . kathy : cool ! kendall : yeah ! zach : yeah . kendall : well , you guys , thank you so much , all of you , for coming to spike 's very first birthday party on this -- [ thunder ] kendall : beautiful , perfect day . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , now that we 've established that i 'm an ungrateful bitch , and you 're a stubborn mule -- jack : yeah . greenlee : let 's bag this personal talk and help me weigh in on this ad design . jack : oh , gosh . you know , as much as i 'd like to do that , i 'm no good at it , and i have someplace to be . come here , you . greenlee : hmm . jack : call you later . greenlee : ok . di : hey . did i miss a call from aidan ? he 's just -- he 's been on my case , and i have n't -- i have n't really heard from him . greenlee : hmm , not that i know of . listen , i 'm taking off for the day . di : going anyplace special ? greenlee : spike 's birthday party . yeah , i may not be on top of the guest list , but i would n't miss it for the world . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] babe : del lightnings ! oh , my skills . i can not believe that this is the same grimy pit that i used to make minimum wage in . opal : oh , i 'll take one . babe : anyone ? krystal : yeah , well , it does clean up good , does n't it ? babe : it does -- come here . oh ! so exciting . del : let me be the first to hug congratulations . tad : oh , absolutely . come here , you big stuffed squirrel . opal : oh , get off of him ! [ laughter ] babe : oh , my gosh ! i can not believe that the roadside is really ours . krystal : i know . babe : it 's crazy . krystal : and once i get the liquor license , and i get some real customers in here -- derek : hey ! babe : oh , uh -- tad : she 's been doing that all day . krystal : no , i 'm saying you are my guests . jamie : whoa -- nice save . babe : yeah ! krystal : no , really , and until i 'm officially open for business , it 's just not going to feel like a real carey production . babe : which is why we 've got to get to work and get those doors open asap . tad : i still say you should get a structural engineer here to give the place a once - over before you open up . krystal : ugh ! naysayer . opal : oh , come on . babe : boo . opal : you old fuddy - duddy . no , these guys do n't have time for bureaucratic baloney . they 're making a statement . jamie : which is ? opal : the statement is that strong women bounce back . babe : thank you ! palmer : hey , hear , hear , hear ! babe : hi ! palmer : congratulations . the place looks great and so do you , yes , indeed . you deserve everything you get , especially dumping monster man -- thank you . babe : here -- cheers to that . derek : i could n't have said that better myself . another shot of this del lightnin ' and i may try . babe : cheers , everyone . palmer : cheers . babe : come on , mama . get it on it , let 's go . cheers ! [ scene_break ] adam : you know , a real man would be running his company right now or at least trying to get full custody of his son . he would n't be wasting his time sleeping with a tart like amanda dillon . not only is she babe 's best friend , but given her pedigree , she might just stuff you in a food freezer if you so much as look cross - eyed at her . j.r. : you 're the one who 's lecturing me on bad decisions ? why do n't you take a look around this place ? it 's empty -- yeah , yeah . you 're the one for bad choices . adam : ah . no matter how many corporate coups you stage , you 're always going to be sub - par , boy . j.r. is always going to stand for `` junior , `` the son of a giant , the son who never measured up . [ scene_break ] ava : you 're not avoiding me , are you , sean ? sean : what -- what are you doing here , ava ? ava : well , i sent you about a million texts , so i never got a response , thought you might be a little worried . [ thunder ] sean : yeah , i got your text , ok ? i -- i ca n't help you out . my uncle does n't own that boat anymore , ok ? it belongs to the chandlers now . ava : i do n't care who owns the freakin ' boat . i want to go for a ride , and you said you 'd take me . sean : look , well , now i 'm saying i ca n't take you , ok ? it 's going to pour . ava : oh -- well , i wonder what colby 's daddy is going to think about you sleeping on his little angel 's floor ? so we 're going on that boat , sean . who 's going to drive -- you or me ? [ scene_break ] zach : so what 's going on here ? the only time i ever get to see you is at parties . myrtle : i 'm a social butterfly , and my calendar is full . as a matter of fact , this afternoon , i 'm going to a wedding and the bride is 90 and the groom is 75 . zach : really ? there 's hope for us yet . come on , i 'll walk you out . myrtle : yeah , well , tell kendall . zach : i 'll tell her . kendall : ok , i -- i mean rain ? who said anything about rain today ? erica : kendall , will you stop worrying ? jack : kendall , you know your mother 's right . i mean , as long as spike is here , this is the perfect party . kendall : true . ryan : yeah , well , wait till you see what your old man got you , spike . [ ryan chuckles ] zach : ca n't have too many toy fire departments . ryan : exactly . josh : are you ok ? you do n't look so cool . julia : huh -- yep , doc . just a little tired . josh : all right . kendall : ok , there you go . erica : kendall , is that new ? [ annie gasps ] kendall : oh . annie : that is gorgeous . kendall : thank you -- [ jack whistles ] kendall : yes . erica : ah . kendall : actually , it 's from spike . lily : but spike 's too young to buy jewelry . kendall : well -- [ doorbell rings ] erica : ok , i 'll get it . annie : oh , it 's so pretty . kendall : thank you . i think , cake , cake . zach , do you want to get the cake now ? zach : cake , yes . cake . annie : yes . um -- erica : come in , teddy bear . greenlee : surprise ! lily : hi , greenlee . greenlee : hi , lily . everyone . jack : greenlee . i thought we had an agreement . greenlee : you said i should give everyone a chance to see the error of their ways . i 'm being nice ! this bear cost $ 200 . jack : ok , you know that that 's not what i meant , right ? [ thunder ] greenlee : i 'm reaching out , jack . let 's see if anyone reaches back . [ scene_break ] colby : sean ? sean ? [ colby finds sean 's phone and starts peaking at his messages ] [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] krystal : hey , hey , hey , amanda ! babe : hi ! krystal : come on in , girlfriend ! pull up a stool . amanda : hey , everybody . the place looks great . tad : well , sure it looks great . the only problem is it might collapse around our ears at any moment . derek : hey , buzz kill . opal : why did i ever teach him to talk ? jamie : i have often wondered that myself . opal : yeah . palmer : i wonder who taught you . opal : oh . tad : ooh ! jamie : come on ! babe : hey ! oh . amanda : hey . how are you ? babe : so good to see you . amanda : oh , you , too . can i talk to you alone for a minute ? babe : oh , yeah , totally . let me grab these glasses for mama real fast , ok ? amanda : ok . babe : what 's up ? amanda : hey , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i have something to tell you . babe : is your -- your mom , is she ok ? amanda : no , um - j.r. : well , there she is . babe : oh , hi . j.r. : congratulations -- the entrepreneur . can you believe this ? babe : thanks . krystal : no , really , there was this bar in crow hollow , and every week , they would have these moonshine drinking contests and the person who could drink the most moonshine and still be standing at the end of the night was the supreme ruler of the bar . tad : and win a free squirrel . [ laughter ] derek : are you planning on having del lightnin ' drink - offs here ? krystal : uh -- no , no . no , i like the idea of the contest , but i just do n't want to be responsible for people getting that loaded on a weekly basis , you know what i mean ? derek : hmm , smart woman . opal : no , i think a del lightnin ' drink - off sounds like a blast . i say we start one right now . palmer : uh - oh , uh - oh . that 's my cue to leave , yeah . well , she gets a little frisky when she drinks , and i get forgetful . the last thing i want is to wake up in the morning with a hangover and find that in my bed . opal : oh -- well , you better watch your tongue , mister , or you 're going to wake up with a horse head on your pillow . palmer : same difference . opal : oh ! tad : oh , we have a winner ! [ scene_break ] zach : you all right ? kendall : no , zach -- stop , stop . if she wants to stand over there and be completely ignored , fine . let her . let 's get some cake . emma : maybe i 'll -- maybe i 'll win the -- josh : are you sure you want to be here ? greenlee : yeah . why not ? josh : well , this party is n't exactly the funnest thing i 've ever been to , and to tell you the truth , that clown is kind of freaking me out . maybe you want to go get something to eat . greenlee : no , um , it 's ok , but thank you . i heard there 's going to be cake soon . josh : hmm . erica : uh , josh ? will you give me a hand with something ? josh : sure . julia : where did you get this bear ? i want to get one for kathy . jack : ryan , believe it or not , this is greenlee 's idea of mending fences -- i know . but if you and kendall could consider meeting her halfway -- ryan : i do n't want to blow her off , jack , obviously , but i also do n't want to lead her on . [ thunder ] jonathan : hi . blue punch . was that your idea ? lily : no . zach and kendall know not to have red in their color palette if i 'm a guest . jonathan : what 's ava up to today ? lily : i do n't know . but i would n't tell you even if i did , because you do n't like my half sister . kendall : so , maybe she 's just trying to be nice . erica : greenlee , nice ? are you kidding ? greenlee 's jealous -- she told me , and as well she should be . i mean , look at your life , look how far you 've come in a year . now , greenlee can take all the cheap shots she wants . she 's never going to have it as good as you . julia : i was fine before kathy , but now it 's -- it 's just different . i never knew that having a kid would be so great . i know that she did n't come from me , but i love her just the same . greenlee : it 's ok , julia . everyone knows that i ca n't carry a child , so you can just stop with these pro - adoption pep talks . julia : is that how you took that ? oh , hey , there you are . you know what , baby ? it 's -- it 's time for us to go . jonathan : time to go ? julia : yeah . jonathan : uh - oh . come here . uncle jon 's going to give you a walk out . lily : hey , greenlee , why does n't anyone want you here today ? what did you do ? greenlee : that 's a good question , lily . maybe you should ask them . emma : i like the bear your bought . greenlee : thank you . [ thunder ] ryan : emma , this is greenlee . greenlee is a -- she 's an old friend of mine . greenlee : you have your daddy 's eyes , emma . emma : you have a little girl , too ? ryan : you know what ? i am going to get you a piece of cake before we run out . how about that ? zach : kendall is pregnant . she does n't need this stress . erica : kendall , honey -- i 'm so sorry that i have to go now , i really am . i have an editing session in about half an hour , ok ? kendall : ok , that 's -- that 's ok , mom . erica : oh . hey , you 're not still feeling sorry for her , are you ? i mean , greenlee 's a piranha . watch your back . zach : you made your point . you accomplished what you came here for . greenlee : how do you know what i came here for ? zach : why do n't you just go home ? greenlee : because i 'm not ready to , unless you 're going to physically throw me out . excuse me . hey , spike -- hi ! do you remember me ? well , we met before , but we were n't formally introduced . i 'm your auntie greenlee . i knew you before you were even born . can i hold him ? kendall : oh . i was just going to go change him . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jamie : hey , i found your twin . del lightning giving you rotgut ? tad : if you think i 'd come within 10 feet of anything the redneck mixes up , you 're out of your mind . i 'm sipping beer , thank you very much . jamie : well , then why are you so sad ? tad : same old same old . i was thinking about kate . five years old in a couple of days . jamie : yeah , i know . tad : it means if i 'm lucky , she 's , what , learning to ride a bike ? maybe losing some baby teeth , getting ready for kindergarten ? jamie : you have n't given up looking for her ? tad : well , unless i know where to start , it 's all wasted -- hey ! julia : hey . tad : what 's up , gorgeous ? julia : ah ! so , you guys working hard ? jamie : hardly working . julia : yeah . jamie : how was spike 's party ? julia : uh -- action - packed . tad : hey , where 's your pint - sized partner in crime ? julia : kathy ? oh , she -- she went back to wildwind with jonathan . i would 've brought her along , but i -- i could n't find her fake id . tad : if you show me your fake id , i might just buy you a drink . julia : well , do you need a fake id for sparkling water ? i think a real drink might put me right out . tad : want lemon in it ? julia : yeah . tad : one lemon jacuzzi coming right up . squirrel ? julia : hey . jamie : ah , i ca n't apologize enough for him . are you ok ? julia : yeah . i must look really horrible -- you 're the third person that 's asked me that today . jamie : you 're -- you look fine . you just -- you look fried . julia : yeah , i know . i ca n't believe i only have a few days to work up to kathy 's fifth birthday party . jamie : hmm . [ scene_break ] derek : what is del lightning anyway ? krystal : oh -- derek : strictly off the record . opal : do n't you tell him . krystal : well -- ha - ha -- let 's put it this way . i made sure that del 's version is completely legal before you walked in the door . opal : oh , boring ! [ krystal laughs ] derek : well , whatever it is , keep them coming . krystal : you know , maybe you better back off just a little bit , chief . those things will hit you hard , especially your first time . derek : have i ever told you i 've always liked you ? krystal : never once . derek : i 've always liked you . krystal : i 'm blushing . derek : do n't . babe : hey , i 'm so sorry we keep getting interrupted . i -- what is it that you wanted to tell me ? is it bad , because i could really use a break from bad news for a while . amanda : no , i just wanted to tell you how excited i am for you . babe : oh . amanda : and this place is fantastic , and i wish nothing but the best for you and your mom . babe : i 'm so excited , thank you . oh , you 're such a good friend . thanks for coming down . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i wonder what 's taking them so long . do you think kendall put spike down for a nap ? i mean , there 's no furniture or -- [ thunder ] greenlee : emma , you 're so good with that doll . emma : i 'm practicing when my mommy has a baby . greenlee : oh . you 're going to have a little brother or sister soon ? when ? emma : when , mommy ? annie : i do n't -- i do n't know , sweetheart . whenever it happens . uh , mommy and daddy have to -- have to make the baby first . em , why do n't we go check out the rest of this house , huh ? do you want to ? that 'll be fun . come on , baby . greenlee : thank you for a great party . zach : she 's gone . [ kendall emerges from the back carrying spike ] [ scene_break ] ava : ok , if this is , like , a gazillion - dollar yacht , then why is it such a pain to get rolling ? sean : oh , look , the weather 's starting to get really bad , ok , so we ca n't take it out long . we 'll just have to turn around and come right back . ava : wait , what fun ? we have n't even had that much fun yet . i know i can change that . [ colby spies on ava and sean kissing ] [ scene_break ] del : oh , come on , jules . i 'll do double duty at wildwind if you let me move back in -- no more guns , no more cheating at poker , no more boxers on the bathroom floor . come on . jamie : well , the problem is we already have all that , and the pleasure of not having to look at you , so -- [ julia chuckles ] del : oh , wow , james , you 're a real crack - up . tad : yeah , i taught him everything he knows . julia : del , can we just talk about this later ? i 'm -- i 'm just too tired . [ scene_break ] derek : i was n't any luckier at marriage than you , but i got a great daughter out of it . krystal : hmm . derek : and i survived . [ thunder ] krystal : yeah . well , i 'll tell you what -- here is to surviving cruddy marriages and living to tell the tale . derek : hmm . [ krystal giggles ] krystal : hmm . huh . [ derek leans in and kisses krystal while adam watches aghast ] [ scene_break ] ryan : what do you say , emma ? does spike 's party get a thumbs up or a thumbs down ? what do you think , hmm ? [ thunder ] ryan : hey -- oh . emma : mommy ! annie : it 's ok , sweetie . it 's ok . ryan : yeah , it 's ok , it 's ok . the power just went out . it 's all right . kendall : do we have a flashlight anywhere ? zach : i got one in the car . kendall : ok . oh . greenlee : the road is -- it 's all washed out . [ next_on ] sean ( to colby ) : i care about you . colby : so much that you had to run off and have sex with someone else . amanda ( to j.r. ) : you did n't tell babe that you and i -- j.r. : are you ashamed of me ? kendall ( to greenlee ) : i love you ! you were my sister -- we can be us again -- i know we can , ok ?
when greenlee comes into work and finds no one there but di , she comments on the fact that they are the only two there . kendall busily takes pictures of spike on his rocking horse while zach holds him . jack visits greenlee at fusion and she assumes that he is there to find out if she is going through with her plan against her so - called friends . greenlee tells him that her friends are n't going to know what hit them and asks jack if he is going to help her and he declines . krystal , babe , tad , and others gather at her new `` watering hole `` for a celebration . as sean and colby get out of the swimming pool , she assures her leery friend that they are n't doing anything wrong . ava continues to spy on them . amanda and j.r. come downstairs together kissing as adam comes into the room flinging insults at both of them . del and derek join the celebration at `` the comeback `` looking for a good time . erica mentions to julia that she seems awfully down . zach gives kendall a surprise of a triple band ring with stones to represent spike , the baby that she is carrying , and zach . ava approaches sean insisting that he take her on that yacht ride that he promised or she will tell adam that he is sleeping in colby 's room the camera crew from `` new beginnings `` arrives to take footage of the birthday party . kendall , zach , and spike join the party guests outside just as the thunder begins to roll . greenlee tells di that she may not be on the guest list , but she is going to spike 's birthday party . she arrives at the birthday party with a giant teddy bear .
[ jake remembers kissing cara ] jake 's voice : let 's go . let 's go . amanda : so you are here . jake : hey . ahem . amanda : long shift last night , huh ? jake : yeah , i caught a couple hours of sleep at the hospital . since i have to go right back , i figured i do n't want to wake you up , so -- amanda : no , i could n't sleep anyway . i almost called you myself , but i did n't want to bother you . jake : yeah . ahem . well -- personally , i wish you did . [ scene_break ] cara : you have no idea what i went through last night . griffin : it was n't exactly a picnic for me either . cara : i thought you were dead . griffin : you know why i could n't tell you , cara . i was afraid if you got involved , you would get into trouble . cara : well , sometimes that 's hard to avoid . griffin : what kind of trouble we talking about ? cara : what do you mean ? griffin : what you just said about getting into trouble . cara : i 'm not in any trouble . griffin : then why 'd you say it ? cara : i just said sometimes i get into trouble like you get into trouble . it just kind of runs in the family . griffin : but you 'd tell me if it was important , would n't you ? tad : why are n't we smiling ? [ scene_break ] bianca : oh , my god , kendall ! oh ! god . kendall : are you ok ? bianca : i am now . i was so worried about you . kendall : oh , my god , bianca , i am so sorry . i 'm so sorry to hear what ricky did to you . i feel terrible . i should have protected you better . bianca : protect me ? i can not believe that you went on that boat alone with that maniac . what were you thinking ? kendall : i had to get him to confess , and i did it . binks , i did it . i got ricky to actually say the words that he killed zach . bianca : ok , yeah , but he could have done the same thing to you . just thinking about that -- kendall : do n't . do n't . do n't think about it . bianca : i 'm glad that you 're ok and it is all over now . kendall : yeah , except it 's not over . no , not for me . i 'm not done with ricky . i have n't even started yet . [ scene_break ] ricky : you know this is a mistake , right ? hey , look at me . i 'm serious . i am a man of the cloth , all right ? cop : yeah , right . ricky : come on ! damn . ryan : ok , you son of a bitch . time for you and me to have a little one - on - one chat . greenlee : as long as you leave a few pieces of him for me . [ scene_break ] [ ringing doorbell ] david : erica , come on ! if you 're in there , open up . i need to talk with you . [ classical music playing ] [ music stops ] erica : you 're in there , are n't you , and that 's my phone that 's ringing . is it one of my daughters ? is it jack ? i 'm back . you did n't really think that i was just gon na wallow in here , did you ? all right , you want me to admit it ? i need you . you can lock me up in a room , you can steal my face , you can steal my life , but you owe me information about my family , my daughters , about jack . jane : your daughters are all right , i guess . erica : what do you mean , you guess ? jane : if there was a crisis , you 'd probably take them shopping , right ? buy them something classy . erica : crisis ? what are you talking about ? jane : or maybe you 'd give them a day at the spa ? erica : talk to me , damn it ! what 's happened to my daughters ? what 's going on ? jane : all right . you know that reverend that you liked so much ? well , he turned out to be a crazy person . he 's the one who killed your son - in - law zach . erica : what ? ricky ? oh , my god . jane : yeah , who 'd have thought , huh ? but then he hurt bianca , and she wound up in the hospital . erica : the hospital ? what do you mean he hurt her ? jane : i think kendall 's all right , but she was trying to pretend that she loved that creep . erica : let me out of here now . my daughters need me . jane : they have me . erica : well , that 's not working , is it ? 'cause you 're not their real mother . oh , that 's why you 're here , is n't it ? because you need me , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's gon na be so nice to watch you take a fall , after getting so many people to trust you , to look to you for spiritual guidance . you make me sick . ricky : i bet i helped a lot of people . greenlee : you killed an incredible man . ricky : you have no proof that i did anything to zach . ryan : i 'm having every single one of your associates investigated . ricky : for what , ryan ? for being in business with me , huh ? ryan : no , for having you murder zach to stop the casino sale . ricky : yeah ? well , guess what . nobody 's gon na talk to you . ryan : you think so ? really ? 'cause they all know that you murdered zach . once they realize that their lives are on the line , you think they 're gon na take the bullet for you ? greenlee : especially after they hear what you did to diana holden . who knows how many other associates you have buried somewhere . ryan : you preside over their funerals , too ? greenlee : the way you used kendall 's grief was so twisted . ricky : i did love kendall . as a matter of fact , i still do . and i know deep down , she knows that . yeah . greenlee : really ? here 's the message she asked me to deliver to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm going to be in that courtroom every day in the front row staring ricky down . and then when they convict him , i will make sure he gets sent to the worst prison in the state , in the country . bianca : kendall -- kendall : everyone he hurt will get the justice that they deserve . you , me , the boys -- everyone . bianca : ok , i know what that 's like , but it 's time to let it go now . kendall : no , there 's still so much more that needs to be done . bianca : you 've done everything you possibly can to make sure ricky pays . and now it is in the hands of the court . kendall : what if they do n't get the evidence that they need ? what if they do n't get enough proof ? what if he walks ? bianca : he knocked me out and tied me up in a closet with marissa . that alone will lock him away . kendall : they have to convict him of murder , of zach 's murder . bianca : they will . there is plenty of evidence . ryan is working on that . so is tad . kendall : yeah , well , this is a little more personal for me . bianca : that is why it 's so dangerous -- because it 's so personal . my god , kendall , you pretended to love him , kissed him , you wore his ring . kendall : do n't remind me . bianca : but if you keep this going , you will be constantly reminded . if you do n't let this go , it can hang on forever -- eat you alive . you have to walk away , kendall . you have to walk away right now . kendall : i ca n't . bianca : why not ? kendall : because if i walk away , it 'll be like walking away from zach , like leaving him behind . i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] tad : why are n't we celebrating ? griffin : it 's been a rough night . cara : griff 's still under arrest . tad : yeah , for the moment . let 's not forget , they 're testing the dna under the victim 's fingernails . it comes back to torres , you 're in the clear . griffin : that 's great . thank you , tad . cara : and the drug charges ? tad : may be a little more complicated . cara : he 's just sending medicine to third - world countries . he was n't dealing heroin . tad : i 'm on your side . i know that , you know that , jesse knows that . and hopefully we use the extenuating circumstances . we 'll get those charges dropped as well . it just might take a little longer . griffin : how about kendall ? how 's she doing ? tad : she 's fine . how she was able to carry that off for so long with ricky and not get hurt , it 's amazing . let 's not forget , she is erica 's kid . cara : let 's just be grateful that she and my brother survived . griffin : a lot of that thanks has to do with your husband right over there . you definitely married the right martin brother this time . [ scene_break ] amanda : so , did something happen last night ? jake : no , not at all . can i just -- amanda : oh , you just sounded like you wish i 'd called for a reason or something . jake : well , actually -- just a little . thank you . good , good , good . thank you . amanda : what ? jake : ricky torres killed zach . amanda : the minister ? jake : he ai n't a minister . he was just pretending to be a minister so he could be close to kendall . amanda : what -- oh , my god . jake : this truth came out last night , so bianca , ricky , and griffin all ended up at the hospital . amanda : griffin ? wait a minute , i thought griff was halfway across the world . jake : well , he was n't . he was here the whole time helping kendall . amanda : well , cara must be relieved . jake : yeah . where 's the guy with the menus ? amanda : oh , my god . and here you were saying nothing happened last night . jake : well , that was just me being stupid , i guess . amanda : no , that would be me . jake : what do you mean ? amanda : you want to know why i said i almost called you last night ? you 're gon na be angry , and i do n't blame you because i should have told you when i knew -- jake : listen , i already know you 're not pregnant . [ scene_break ] tad : i ca n't tell you again how sorry i am that i could n't tell you he was here the entire time . cara : i understand why you did it . it 's ok . tad : no , it 's not , not for me . i promised you i would always be somebody you could count on , and i took that vow seriously . cara : i know . i took the same vow . tad : right , and you 've been straight with me . i was n't straight with you , and i regret it . cara : i think you 're making way too much out of this . griffin : listen , if you 're gon na be mad at anybody , you can take a look in this direction . i 'm the one who told you not to tell cara where i am . cara : oh , my god , let 's just drop this whole thing and focus on the fact that you are alive . griffin : i agree . tad : i vote for that . cara : ok , fantastic . and on that positive news , i am off to confusion to get us something to eat . que quieres ? griffin : yo quiero crab cake benedicts , por favor . cara : ok . ole . bye , you two . tad : yeah , whatever she said . no joke . you have no idea how worried she was about you . when your birthday came and went , i thought she was gon na lose it . griffin : i know . we worry about each other , which is why i 'm happy she 's with you . you 're good for her . tad : yeah , so you 've said over and over and over . griffin : because it 's true . tad : well , it works both ways . she 's good for me , too . griffin : yeah , i can clearly see that . question is , what are you gon na do about it ? [ scene_break ] jake : i found out that you were not pregnant from nicole . amanda : i thought nurses were supposed to keep -- jake : they 're not supposed to . she thought i knew , and then when she told me , she could see that i clearly did n't . amanda : i 'm sorry . jake : do n't be sorry . amanda : no , i 'm so sorry . i just thought that if i was pregnant that it would help our marriage and bring us together . i know how crazy that must sound . jake : it 's ok . amanda : no , it 's not . jake : it is . i do n't blame you . i 'm not mad at you . amanda : why are you being so sweet about this ? jake : 'cause i love you . and i love our life together , and i love our son . and you did this because you thought our marriage is in trouble , and it is n't . we 're not in trouble , ok ? amanda : really ? jake : really . truly . and i 'm sorry if i made you feel insecure or anything . i 'm sorry . amanda : you did n't . it was me . jake : i could have reassured you more , every day if i had to , because you mean everything to me . you know , people , they make mistakes , right ? amanda : except you . jake : well , you would be wrong about that . [ scene_break ] jane : of course , i know how to take care of kendall and bianca . erica : you do n't know anything about being their mother . jane : shut up . erica : no ! they need me . they need their real mother , not some empty department - store mannequin version of erica kane . you may have made yourself to look like me , but you are not me . you 're empty inside . [ scene_break ] kendall : i hate the game i had to play with ricky -- making him care about me , making him think i cared about him . bianca : it made my skin crawl every time he touched you . kendall : well , it does n't matter now because i got exactly what we needed . when ricky actually said those words that he murdered zach , as horrible as it was , i felt as if i had won . bianca : yeah , and you did win , kendall . all i 'm trying to say to you is -- it 's over . you got what you wanted . kendall : no , binks , no . like i said , there 's still a lot more that i need to do . bianca : yeah , but with your kids , with your life . kendall : for so long , my life has been about fighting for zach , doing everything we can , making sure we get the proof that we needed . so i feel like as long as i 'm fighting , it keeps him alive . bianca : we all miss him . we still have all these wonderful memories of zach . kendall : yes , i know that . i know , but -- i 'm not ready for zach to just be a memory , binks . and he would n't have to be if it were n't for ricky . bianca : do you know what zach would say to you right now ? kendall : what ? bianca : move on . go have a happy life with your kids . well , he 'd use fewer words . kendall : yeah . he probably would . bianca : listen to him . listen to me , because i have been there . and i know what a dark and lonely road it is to want more than just simple justice . do n't let this take over your life . do n't let ricky win . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee slaps ricky ] ricky : what the hell was that ? greenlee : kendall 's message to you . do you want to hear it again ? ryan : no , i think he got it . i think he got it . greenlee : did you ever meet zach ? ricky : what difference does it make ? greenlee : it might make it more personal , knowing the man that you killed . maybe to you it would n't . ricky : really ? 'cause according to kendall , zach was n't a real prince . greenlee : and you believed -- she was trying to get a confession out of you , which she did . ricky : whatever . greenlee : zach was more than a prince . he mattered in this world . he had a wife who loved him . he had kids who adored him . he had friends who counted on him . you took all of that away for money . ryan : he 's not even worth it . come on . ricky : please , you two do n't know a damn thing about me , but one thing that you should know is that i am very determined , and i will find a way to win kendall back . greenlee : it was n't real , you idiot . the relationship with kendall was fake . ricky : oh , really ? you mean like your marriage ? oh , whoops ! i guess you guys forgot , huh ? you guys said your i dos in front of me . and guess what . i 'm not a real minister . so that makes the two of you , what , roomies ? greenlee : go to hell . ryan : come on , let 's get out of here . let 's get out of here . you ca n't let him get to you like that , ok ? greenlee : but what he said was true , ryan . this ring is as fake as his collar . [ scene_break ] jane : in and out , a quick hug . that 's all she needs . and then , i can go back to living the classy life . bianca : mommy 's missed you , too . but you know what ? i am coming home soon . and i 'm gon na stop by on my way home and get you your favorite chocolate cupcakes , ones with the double chocolate frosting . oh , i love you , too . david : just the person i 've been looking for . [ scene_break ] amanda : ok , so -- jake : there you are . amanda : so you think you 've made some mistakes in your life ? jake : i do n't think it . i know it . it 's the fact , jack . amanda : ok , so you bought the wrong toothpaste once . you 've never lied to me or done anything crazy like i have , like calling immigration on cara or trying to get pregnant without telling me . jake : all right , i want you to please stop beating yourself up about all this stuff , ok ? please , ok ? cara : he told her . [ scene_break ] griffin : tad . tad : leave me alone . do n't look at me like that . griffin : you always have an answer for everything . what are you gon na do about my sister ? tad : what am i supposed to do ? i 'm gon na do what i 've been doing all along , ok ? i 'm gon na be a husband to cara , of sorts . i 'm gon na try to take care of her , keep her from being deported . griffin : so that 's good enough for you ? tad : you 're like a dog with a bone . ok , it 's just you and me . i admit it . if something was to happen between me and cara -- i 'd think it was great . griffin : so what are you gon na do ? you gon na wait for lightning to strike ? is that your strategy ? i think whatever she had with jake is over . tad : yeah , maybe . griffin : you do n't think so ? tad : what i think is she realizes he 's in love with his family , and she does n't want to do anything to screw that up . griffin : ok , so what 's the problem then ? tad : franklin . frankie : how 's the patient ? griffin : i 'm all right . frankie : how 's the arm ? griffin : still connected to my shoulder . frankie : boy , do i love having doctors for patients . could you give me and the doc a minute ? tad : i can take a hint . frankie : since when ? tad : hasta la vista , baby . griffin : hasta la vista . frankie : so how you been feeling ? griffin : i 'm ok . frankie : `` ok `` is not the answer i 'm looking for . griffin : i 'm having a little trouble flexing my hand . frankie : hmm . still swelling . the antibiotics they gave you -- griffin : they have n't done their job yet . [ scene_break ] ryan : so ricky is n't a minister and we 're not officially married , but we knew that was a possibility . greenlee : we just ca n't let that change anything . he 's taken too much already . kendall . ryan : hey . are we happy to see you . greenlee : oh , my god . you 're so amazing . you 're so brave . kendall : right . well , i was n't feeling too brave on that boat with ricky . ryan : somehow you did it , though . you got him to confess . it 's unbelievable . kendall : yeah , i did . he confessed . he said the words out loud . `` i killed zach . `` it was surreal . and then he said it was a relief that he 'd finally said the words . then he started bragging about how he pulled the whole thing off . greenlee : he 's sick , but you got him . kendall : yeah . i 'm ok . i am . i 'm good . i just wish we could go back to the way things used to be , that zach was still here . greenlee : i 'm sorry . if he had n't come -- kendall : would you stop , please ? how many times you gon na blame yourself ? for the hundredth time , it is not your fault . i do n't blame you . ok , at first i blamed the two of you . i needed somewhere to put my anger and my pain towards , but the truth is , if it had n't happened on that plane , ricky would have found some other way to get to zach . ryan : we 're just happy he did n't get to you , too . kendall : yeah , well , i had a little help with that . you guys , tad , my family -- you guys have been amazing . ryan : are n't you forgetting somebody ? kendall : yeah . [ scene_break ] frankie : let it go , griff . griffin : i ca n't make a fist . frankie : you done enough already . all you 're doing is irritating the nerve . give it a rest . griffin : how am i supposed to operate if i ca n't wrap my hand around a scalpel ? kendall : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] tad : well , hey , beautiful . cara : hi . ha ha ! tad : you ok ? cara : yeah , just -- great . tad : frankie is -- going over things with griffin , so he 's still gon na be there for a while . i was wondering -- you wan na have some dinner with me ? cara : actually , you know what , i have a great idea . let 's go back home , and i 'll make us something , and i 'll make up something for griff . tad : no , come on . you look amazing . you 're here -- cara : thank you , but i 'm not -- tad : whoa . hey , look . cara : what ? tad : jake and amanda . what do you say we make it a foursome ? cara : yeah ? tad : yeah . cara : ok . tad : get a room . jake : hey . how you doing ? tad : hey . all right . cara : hi . thank you . jake : how -- how 's your brother ? cara : alive . amanda : how are you doing , cara ? cara : what do you mean ? amanda : i was just wondering with everything that 's happened -- cara : oh , i 'm , you know -- i 'm focused on my brother . jake : knowing your brother , he 's gon na be up and running and working at the hospital in no time . tad : amen to that . then hopefully it 'll be like this whole nightmare never happened . [ scene_break ] p.a . : dr. kravitz , you have a visitor in the main lobby . greenlee : i 'm sorry about what i said before . i love my wedding ring , and i 'm not taking it off . i could n't care less whether this marriage is real or not , because we 're real . we 'll deal with the legal part after we deal with everything else . ryan : i can do better than that . i want you to call , and i want you to cancel all your appointments . greenlee : but i 'm supposed to be -- ryan : whatever it is , it can wait . you and i are gon na go down to city hall , and we 're gon na find a judge , and we 're gon na make this marriage official . right now . [ scene_break ] jane : oh , is n't this a surprise ? david : yeah , for me , too . any reason why you 're avoiding bianca ? jane : i felt that my daughter would like to be alone . david : after what she went through last night ? the erica i know would be moving her base of operations into her room . jane : just trying to give my daughter her space . david : you look to me like someone who just did n't want to deal with it . jane : you know better than that . you know how much i love my daughters . david : ok . so here 's another question . why have n't you been answering my phone calls ? jane : what did you want to talk to me about ? david : i 'm trying to get my medical license reinstated , erica . i would appreciate your help . i would like you to testify on my behalf in front of the medical board . jane : why would i do that ? david : because i was shot in the back a few months ago . remember ? almost died ? jane : but you 're alive now , and the charges against me were dropped . david : the charges against you ? i 'm not talking about you , erica . i 'm talking about the real shooter . [ scene_break ] griffin : it 's not that bad . kendall : what was that whole thing about you not operating again ? griffin : oh , doctors go worst - case scenario all the time . kendall : so then it is a possibility . griffin : remote . kendall : how remote ? griffin : hey , i 'm a doctor . you can ask me questions . i can answer them . frankie : at the moment , you 're the patient , and i 'm the doctor . i 'm telling you to rest your hand and keep it elevated . griffin : why do n't you just hook me up with some anti - inflammatories -- frankie : we 're not starting you on any other drugs until i have more information , ok ? i 've been in your shoes -- or should i say surgical gloves . griffin : oh , my god , spare me another speech , please . frankie : you may be a brilliant surgeon , but you 're a lame - ass patient . griffin : makes the two of us . frankie : look , just be patient . let the antibiotics do their job , and stop flexing that hand . kendall : you may never operate again , because you were hurt saving me . [ scene_break ] david : you do n't want to play games with me , erica . jane : i do n't know what you 're talking about . david : knock off the act . no one can hear us . you know damn well you 're not the one who put a bullet in my back . jane : i am so tired . i 'm sorry . i have been through so much . david : are you telling me you do n't give a damn whether or not the real person who shot me gets away with it ? jane : i 'm telling you i do n't have time for this right now -- or for you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan -- ryan : we should have no trouble finding a judge that will marry us . greenlee : please , listen to me . ryan : by the end of the day , we will officially be mr. and mrs. ryan lavery . greenlee : no . ryan : what do you mean `` no `` ? greenlee : exactly what i said . i do n't want to get married this way . ryan : are you actually turning down my proposal ? greenlee : it is n't a proposal . it 's a way to show that fake minister that he does n't have the last laugh , but we 're better than that , ryan . when we get married , which i know we will , i want it to be special . i do n't want you thinking about anything or anyone except me , except us . ryan : i will . you know i will . greenlee : you just lost a baby , and you 're mourning that loss , and you 're not the only one . ryan : i know , i know . madison -- you and i -- greenlee : we 're gon na be fine . i know that , but there 's emma . we have a little girl at home who was so excited to have a baby sister . you have to tell your daughter that 's not gon na happen . ryan : you 're right . you 're right . [ scene_break ] griffin : my white blood count is high . when the swelling goes down , my hand will be fine . kendall : i do n't believe you . griffin : you want me to get a medical textbook ? i could show you . kendall : if something bad happened to you because of me -- griffin : does it always have to be about you ? kendall : i would like a straight answer , please . griffin : all right . there 's a small chance that i have nerve damage . kendall : nerve damage ? griffin : my prognosis is good , and whatever happens , i have no regrets . kendall : and here i was just worried about you getting thrown into jail -- griffin : we 're all working on that . kendall : can you let me work on that , too , and help ? griffin : yeah , you can help me by taking care of yourself . kendall : i have been . griffin : you have n't been following your doctor 's orders , which means you should n't be here . you should be at home taking it easy . kendall : you sick of me already ? griffin : never . i think you should be -- getting some down time . i think you should be with your boys . kendall : yeah , i 've been away from them a lot lately . griffin : then go . we 'll talk later . kendall : ok , all right , but i am going to come and visit you , whether you want me to or not . all right ? deal ? griffin : deal . kendall : ok . wait . was that your -- look at your hand ! griffin : yep . kendall : yep . griffin : the doctor is back in business . kendall : oh , he is . look at that . i did that . griffin : you did ? kendall : i did . [ scene_break ] jane : yes . hi . this is room 301 . i 'd like an order of wings and -- hot wings -- and french - fried onion rings and extra ketchup and mayo . yeah , that 's it . ahh -- erica was right . it is not easy being erica kane . i do n't know how she does it without a drink . [ scene_break ] tad : kendall ends up on the yacht with ricky holding a gun on her . somehow -- thank the lord -- griffin manages to get on board , nail the bad guy , and ends up shot . so he 's been beaten up , stabbed , and shot . has he ever been run over by a car ? cara : no . amanda : you must have been scared to death . cara : oh , long night . so i think that takeout 's ready . excuse me . jake : where is this waiter ? i 'll get our bill so we can pay and go . all right ? tad : stop . amanda , look at me . it 's gon na be ok . [ scene_break ] jake : how you doing ? cara : my brother 's alive . jake : i 'm not talking about him . cara : i know . jake : i mean how are you doing , really ? cara : we do n't really need to talk about what happened . it was a mistake . we never should have been that close . jake : right . cara : you love your wife . you love your son . jake : i do n't want to do anything to hurt them . cara : and i do n't want you to . that 's why whatever happened just never happened . jake : so we just erase it . cara : exactly . it 'll keep from hurting the people that we care about . jake : you 're ok with that ? cara : i have to be , and so do you , ok ? keep the change . jake : thank you very much . cara : hey . tad : hey ! cara : ready ? tad : yeah . let 's do it . jake : ok . see ya . right . all right . amanda : hey . you 're missing a button . how 'd that happen ? jake : i am ? what ? beats me . [ scene_break ] emma : daddy ! ryan : hi , hi , hi , hi . ooh -- hey , um -- i know how much you were looking forward to having a little baby sister , were n't you ? emma : when can we see her again ? ryan : well , um -- sometimes things happen that are really , really hard to understand . greenlee : sara was a strong little baby girl . she was just born too early . ryan : and she fought as hard as she could , and we all prayed for her , but in the end she just did n't make it . emma : no . no . ryan : it 's true , sweetie . it 's true . it 's true . greenlee : she 's in heaven smiling down on us right now . ryan : and she 's happy now . she does n't have to fight anymore . emma : no . [ scene_break ] man : comes my way but the thought of being without you is the one thing i do n't wan na know 'cause we shine together and we shine right through to forever and you make me strong when you 're right here by my side you can light the world around us 'cause there 's nothing left to bound us 'cause all we are is all we need this time together we will shine stay with me and i 'll stand by your side 'cause one thing i know is true ooh , we can win we can conquer anything if you can believe in me like i believe in you 'cause we shine together we 'll shine right through forever you make me strong when you 're right here by my side we can light the world around us 'cause there 's nothing left to bound us 'cause all we are is all we need this time together we will shine [ scene_break ] tv announcer : with a new lease on life thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children -- [ knock on door ] tv announcer : tracy hooper was given the liver -- jane : who is it ? man : room service . jane : well , that was fast . [ turns off tv ] jane : i just ordered a couple minutes ago . hey !
jake has a cup of coffee and is deep in thought when amanda joins him . cara confronts griffin over not telling her where he was and what he was doing . kendall and bianca hug in relief that everything is over . both ryan and greenlee confront ricky . erica tells jane that she needs her . jane listens to erica 's plea for help . jane tells erica that she guesses that her daughters are alright . erica demands answers . jane tells erica that ricky had killed zach . jane also tells erica that bianca had been in the hospital . greenlee blasts ricky for killing zach . ricky insists that he loves kendall . bianca tries to calm kendall down from being so angry about zach 's death . bianca begs kendall to let this go . tad joins cara and griffin . tad assures griffin that he will get the charges against him dropped . jake tells amanda that ricky had killed zach . jake tells amanda that he knows that she is not pregnant . amanda looks puzzled that jake already knows . tad apologizes to cara for not telling her that griffin had been here all along . griffin takes the blame for making tad keep his secret . griffin assures tad that he is good for cara . jake tells amanda that he loves her and their marriage is alright . erica tells jane that kendall and bianca need her . kendall tells bianca that they got what they needed when ricky confessed to murdering zach . bianca encourages kendall to move on with her life . greenlee slaps ricky for murdering zach . ricky tells greenlee and ryan that they are n't really married . jane stands outside of bianca 's door and coaches herself in how to act like erica . david meets up with jane ( thinking it is erica ) and tells her that she is just the person that he was looking for . tad assures griffin that he wants to be a husband to cara . greenlee and ryan try to comfort kendall after all that had happened with ricky and finding out that he had killed zach . frankie tells griffin to give his hand a rest and stop trying so hard to make a fist .
jack : babe , is it true ? j.r. : tell them , babe . tell them . tell them that our baby did n't die , and that this is our baby . this is our baby . kendall : is she ? or did you call her miranda because that 's the truth ? is this my sister 's baby ? krystal : go ahead , babe . tell them . babe : tell them ? krystal : mama 's here , honey . i 'm with you all the way . j.r. : what is she saying ? what -- what , is there something to tell ? kendall : if there is , we all need to hear it . babe : i -- tad : hey . somebody move the wedding inside , forget to tell us about it ? guess you were right . jamie : the wedding 's still happening , is n't it , j.r. ? j.r. : as soon as our guests stop trying to steal my daughter . they want to know if bess is miranda . tad : are you for real ? how could there be any doubt ? david : it never occurred to you that we had two unconscious mothers and one sob with an agenda to vouch for what happened ? tad : sure it did -- a long time before it occurred to you . did n't you tell them ? adam : tell us what ? for god 's sakes , will someone give us a straight answer ? tad : i do n't know what you 're waiting for . looks like this would be a good time to admit what i did . j.r. : what did you do to my baby ? [ scene_break ] bianca : j.r. has his reasons , as any father would . but i have my own reasons for wanting to keep away from bess . maggie : well , i do n't think you want to keep away from bess because i saw how you were with her -- the way that she lit you up when you held her . bianca : it 's true . when i look at her face , it makes me realize how much love i have to give . but then i have to remind myself that she 's not miranda . she 's not my child . and it is wrong of me to transfer the feelings that i have for my child over to somebody else 's . maggie , this a -- a huge light bulb moment for me . my shrink is going to be so proud . maggie : i know . i just do n't want you to be so hard on yourself . because if being with bess makes you happy , then that 's what you should do . bianca : i know . look , this is what 's best . trust me , i know this is right . today we 're going to celebrate bess . and then i 'm going to do what i told j.r. -- i 'm going to see her as little as possible . because that 's what 's best for me and for bess and for everyone . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this better be good , tad . tad : j.r. , i 'm sorry . the only reason i kept what i did secret is cause i wanted to spare you . i did n't think it was right to drag everybody through more hell . kendall : ok , so you came up with the same thing that we did . that 's why we have to test this baby . tad : no , we do n't . because my father 's already run a dna test . adam : he what ? who in the hell authorized that ? j.r. : what was the result , tad ? tad : bess is 100 % yours and babe 's . kendall : yeah , but what about -- what about paul cramer ? i mean , how do we know he did n't make a mistake at the crash site , and then try to cover up for it ? he works out of the hospital , right ? adam : i ca n't believe what i 'm hearing . david : yes , that 's right ! i mean , cramer easily could 've changed the results . the security in that hospital is a joke . greenlee : he had access and opportunity . kendall : yes , exactly . tad : kendall , nobody knew about the test except for my father until after it was over . and the results were definitive . kendall : are you sure , tad ? are you sure there 's no chance ? tad : i 'm sorry . but , yes . i had the same considerations that you do . i thought that maybe bianca took bess because she had some instinct that nobody else did . adam : that 's outrageous . that 's totally outrageous ! as the child 's grandfather , i should 've been informed as to what tests were being made , why they were -- tad : why do n't you just shut up ? i just informed you that bess is your grandchild beyond a shadow of a doubt . why ca n't you ever say something righteous , like `` thank you , `` and move on ? adam : well , let 's see what my lawyer has to say about it . tad : as always , your humanity is staggering . jack : well , i guess it was too much to hope that it might be true . greenlee : i wanted it , too , kendall . i really did . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] reggie : whoa . hello ! wait a minute . are you who i think you are ? lily : i 'm lily . [ scene_break ] livia : did you think i would n't notice ? did you think i would get a huge credit card bill and not even check the charges ? danielle : i have to shop . what 's the big deal ? livia : oh , well , the big deal is that i do n't buy $ 300 shoes for myself . did you think i 'd want to pay for yours ? danielle : if my dad would get me my own card like i asked , then i would n't have to run up the charges on yours . derek : and whose idea was it to steal your aunt 's credit card ? as if i could n't guess . [ scene_break ] reggie : jackson 's going to be knocked out when he sees you . woman : oh , sorry . the parking here is impossible . i 'm ms. hopkins from lily 's school . reggie : oh . oh , why do n't you guys come in ? ms. hopkins : oh , no -- lily does n't do touch . is mr. montgomery here ? lily : someone 's going to knock him out ? reggie : hmm ? look , no , no , no , no . he 's at a wedding . why do n't you come in , come in . i do n't think my dad knew she was coming home so soon . ms. hopkins : nobody knew . you 're reggie , are n't you ? reggie : yeah . ms. hopkins : you remember , from the pictures your father gave you ? lily : reggie 's my brother ? ms. hopkins : that 's right . your father has explained lily 's autism spectrum disorder to you ? reggie : yeah . it 's hard for her to get used to new places . ms. hopkins : well , that 's why she has the pictures . reggie : ok . ms. hopkins : she 's also very literal when it comes to language . you have to be careful how you word things . reggie : oh . yeah , the part about jackson being `` knocked out . `` ms. hopkins : yeah , it 's important to think before you speak . mr. montgomery may have told you -- lily 's favorite teacher moved to california , and she 's been having trouble adjusting . lily : ms. mcconnell moved to san francisco , california . that 's 2,913 miles away from my school . ms. hopkins : lily was very attached to ms. mcconnell . reggie : yeah , that 's the reason why , you know , j decided to let her stay here for school . ms. hopkins : apparently , she could n't wait . today we caught her running away . lily : i do n't want to stay at school without ms. mcconnell . ms. hopkins : that 's why we 're here , lily . she was halfway to the bus when we found her . i was coming this way anyway , so i offered to bring her . they were supposed to contact her father before i got here . reggie : well , he 's been gone for most of the day . ms. hopkins : i -- i really ca n't leave her without her father being here . reggie : well , it 's ok . i 'll just call him on his cell phone . he should n't be too hard to find . [ scene_break ] jack : well , i 'm just glad we did n't drag bianca into this . it would 've been devastating to her to have her hopes dashed again . greenlee : well , he 's the one you should thank . jack : well , a good call , ryan , thank you . ryan : it 's not the ending that i hoped for . greenlee : yeah , but you did the right thing . it 's obvious we can all trust my husband to take care of us . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] j.r. : you should finish be getting ready . babe : i am ready . j.r. : then let 's do this . there 's people waiting . babe : j.r. , i love you so much . j.r. : i love you , too . kendall : i 'm sorry , j.r . i 'm really , truly sorry . you 're angry . i -- you should be . but what happened today -- it was n't meant to hurt you . i mean , you 're such a good friend , and i really care about you . i just -- i -- i do n't think you could possibly imagine what this has been like for bianca and for all of us . j.r. : well , what just happened in there -- it was close enough . kendall : i would never wish the pain that bianca 's been through on anybody , especially you . j.r. : you know what ? you 've -- you 've said what you need to say . i do n't need any more trouble , kendall . kendall : well , neither do i. i just -- i want you to understand . when you told me how babe lied to you over and over again , and then i find out that her ex- husband is the pilot who crashed the helicopter -- and then i walk in and i hear her calling this baby miranda -- i finally get how bianca could convince herself that bess was hers . i mean , it did n't take much for me to get there . i swear , i looked at her and i can see bianca in her eyes . j.r. : well , you were wrong , kendall , about a lot . you did n't really see bianca in my baby . and you were wrong to bring it up today of all days . you were wrong to betray my confidence . kendall : i guess i ca n't expect you to understand . j.r. : you understand this -- bess is my child . no one will ever take her from me , not now , not ever . kendall : good . good , i -- you should never let them . i know i would n't . adam : i thought you ought to know -- the rumor inside is the wedding is off . care to confirm or deny ? j.r. : this wedding is happening right now . kendall : well , i guess i -- i 'd better take my seat , if you still want me here . j.r. : sure . why not . adam : thank god she 's ours . [ scene_break ] jamie : babe ? are you ok ? babe : i 'll be fine . jamie : sorry about what happened down there . i ca n't imagine believing for even a second that it could have been your baby that -- you must be so relieved . babe : yeah . jamie : i know j.r. is . i honestly do n't think that he could have taken it . babe : well , it -it 'd kill us both , but we 'd have to make it through . jamie : not j.r. like i told you , losing his mother was huge , and i guarantee you he still thinks about the two baby sisters that he lost . look , this thing today -- j.r. 's pretty tough , but i 'm not sure he can recover from something like that . i guess what i 'm trying to say is that i 'm glad that my father did the test , and i 'm glad that it turned out the way it did . babe : i -- i have to go finish getting ready , jamie . jamie : i 'll see you downstairs . oh , babe ? you 're a beautiful bride . bianca : babe , what 's wrong ? did something happen with j.r. ? it 's not the baby , is it ? [ scene_break ] tad : you ok ? krystal : yeah , it 's great watching your daughter getting put through a grilling again , at her wedding . what is with the people in this town ? it 's like they go out looking for trouble . tad : why did n't you just tell them the truth ? krystal : like that matters in this house . tad : no , i mean about the dna test . krystal : well , give a girl a minute . i was barely in there for a heartbeat before you came waltzing in . thank god you did show up when you did . they never would have believed it from me . tad : you better be careful . you going to start to sound grateful . krystal : i am . if you had n't done that dna test , they 'd have been traipsing babe down to the hospital in her wedding gown while everybody sat around here getting sloshed on overpriced champagne , picking caviar out of their teeth , waiting for the test results . that would have been some kind of wedding . tad : i 'm happy it 's over . i 'm even happier that you 're no longer angry about it . krystal : listen , why do n't you find yourself a seat ? i think here in second we 're going to actually have something to celebrate big fat mess , huh ? david : i would have run that test , krystal . krystal : and i would n't have blamed you . i know what bianca 's baby meant to you . david : do you ? krystal : well , at least i know how i 'd feel if it was babe 's child that -- that died and i thought for a second that there is a chance that her baby was alive , and i would move heaven and earth to prove it . so while i am grateful for so much , i -- i 'm sorry -- i 'm sorry that you 've been let down again . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] babe : the baby 's fine , bianca . honest . so is j.r . bianca : then what happened ? why did you have to go down there now ? babe : it 's a long story , but it 's all taken care of . i 'm just -- i 'm so stressed out . the wedding was supposed to start 30 minutes ago . can you imagine what the guests must be thinking ? bianca : who cares ? nobody 's going anywhere . j.r. 's not going anywhere , and he 's the only one that matters , right ? babe : you 're right . j.r. really , honestly does love me . bianca : i 'm so happy for you , for both of you . babe : i love you so much , bianca . i never had a friend who 's meant as much to me as you do . [ babe sighs ] krystal : you ready to do this , babe ? bianca : ok , i 'll go down and make sure that everyone 's in their proper place . babe : i 'll see you downstairs . krystal : oh . oh , babe . that was quite a ride down there in the library . you ok now ? babe : i know what i have to do , mama . krystal : honey , listen . before you do anything , why do n't you just take a minute and clear your head , all right ? you have been on one heck of a roller coaster . [ string music plays ] babe : it 's too late , mama . j.r. 's waiting . they 're all waiting . [ `` here comes the bride `` plays ] minister : dearly beloved , we have come together today in the presence of god to witness and bless the joining together of this man and this woman in holy matrimony . into this holy union , adam chandler jr. and arabella carey now come to be joined . if anyone can show just cause why these two may not legally be married , speak now or else forever hold your peace . [ baby cries ] [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] derek : did you just roll your eyes ? danielle : what 's the big deal ? derek : credit card fraud , for starters . seven years maximum sentence . i bet your friend reggie forgot to mention that . danielle : what 's reggie got to do with it ? derek : everything , would be my guess . danielle : daddy , this was all my idea . it has nothing to do with reggie . and if you 'd bother to ask , you 'd know that i plan on paying aunt livia back . livia : oh , you bet you will . derek : yeah , every cent . here . danielle : ew . this is why i have to shop for myself . what am i supposed to do with this ugly thing ? derek : it 's an apron . you wear it . danielle : uh - uh , you wear it . derek : the manager of the serving spoon is doing us a favor . she said you could start right away and work through the summer . danielle : i ca n't work there . i already have a job -- at fusion . derek : since when ? danielle : since bianca montgomery decided they could n't survive the summer without me . derek : bianca is reggie � s cousin . you are forbidden to see reggie . danielle : can we lay off the reggie trip ? this is about me . livia : is n't everything ? what could you possibly do at fusion ? danielle : it 's kind of like a youth marketing consultant position , which is why i had to buy a new wardrobe . if i 'm representing today 's youth market -- derek : then we 're all in big trouble . danielle : come on , daddy . you have to admit these hip - huggers are just too cute to return . everything i have is so last month . i thought you 'd be proud that i 'm so motivated . it 's like a real career . derek : well , i have n't said yes yet . please tell me that these were on sale . danielle : see , i 'll never be able to afford them from tips from the skanky spoon . derek : what the -- when did you get this ? [ scene_break ] reggie : my dad must have turned his cell phone off for the wedding , and the chandlers are too rich to be listed . ms. hopkins : well , this is awkward . reggie : well , i mean , the wedding ca n't go on too much longer . you can leave lily here with me until jack gets back . i could watch her . yeah , her room 's straight and everything . ms. hopkins : no . i do n't know . reggie : lily , are you cool with that ? lily : i 'm not cold . reggie : i know , i know . literal . i 'm going to get it . ms. hopkins : it 's not that simple . reggie : i 'm her brother , ok ? my dad explained to me the whole disorder thing . we 'll sit here . we wo n't go anywhere . we wo n't do anything . we 'll just let lily get used to being someplace new . ms. hopkins : you wo n't try to take her out ? reggie : no . ms. hopkins : and you can not leave her alone , not for a minute . reggie : ok , i got it . ms. hopkins : i could still catch my flight . here 's my cell phone number if you need me . reggie : ok , all right . i got it . [ ms. hopkins sighs ] ms. hopkins : i have to go now , lily . your brother 's going to take care of you , ok ? she 's a good girl . you 'll see . reggie : yeah . thank you . ms. hopkins : yeah . reggie : it 's cool . we 're just going to chill here until jack gets back . lily : i said i 'm not cold . [ reggie repeatedly bounces a basketball on the wood floor . ] lily : stop ! stop it ! [ scene_break ] derek : is this tattoo your thanks to reggie for getting you the job ? or is something else going on here ? danielle : no ! and reggie did n't give me the job . someone out there actually thinks i have some talent , believe it or not . derek : yeah , talent for listening to other people 's ideas ! danielle : reggie did n't say anything to make me get the tattoo . derek : and this -- this is your brilliant idea ? what 's going on with you and reggie , anyway danielle : the only time we really spent together was when you made me work with him in the music store . derek : oh , so -- so now it 's my fault that you hooked up with this -- this junior player ! danielle : he 's not a player , daddy , and we 're not hooked up ! derek : you are on the next train back to your mother . danielle : no , wait ! you ca n't ! aunt livia ! daddy , what about my job ? derek : i do n't care about some job ! you 're going back to your mother 's . danielle : now i get it . this is what you wanted all along . you never wanted me here . derek : i did n't say that i did n't -- danielle : daddy , i thought you loved me i thought you would be happy that i wanted to live with you . derek : danielle , i do love you . i 'm just saying that you -- danielle : forget it . you want me gone , i 'm out of here . [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : in the name of god , i take you , babe , to be my wife , to have and to hold from this day forward . for better , for worse , for richer , for poorer , in sickness and in health , and to love and to cherish . babe : until we are parted by death , this is my solemn vow . minister : do you have the rings ? j.r. : um -- if we could just hold on one second . we 're going to break from tradition a few ways today , and as some of you already know , there was a bit of a glitch with our first wedding , so if it seems like it 's a real wedding versus a renewal of vows , that 's because it is . and i 'd like to continue in that vein now . babe : what are you doing ? j.r. : just one more thing i have to do . i would like to say a vow to my daughter . bess , as your father , make this solemn vow . i will love and comfort you every day of your life . i will be there for you wherever and whenever you need me . this world can be a very , very harsh place , but i promise that you can always count on me , no matter what . i love you more than i ever thought was possible , and i 'll never let you doubt that love , not even for a minute . as a token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love , with this ring i thee we d , in the name of the father , the son , and the holy spirit . amen . babe : as a token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love , with this ring i thee we d , in the the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit . amen . minister : now that babe and j.r. have given themselves to each other by solemn vows , by the joining of hands , and by the giving and receiving of rings , i pronounce them husband and wife , in the name of the father , the son , and of the holy spirit . those whom god have joined together let no one put asunder . if mommy and daddy will kiss each other , i can pronounce them husband and wife . [ laughter ] [ applause ] babe : so pretty . j.r. : now , if everyone will join us for the christening of our beautiful daughter -- [ baby cries ] j.r. : we would appreciate that kindly . minister : you have been invited here today as family and friends for your prayers and spiritual support in the life of this child . babe 's voice : what about bianca ? how can i be happy ? how can i be the best mama that this baby deserves , knowing what i 'm doing to my best friend ? minister : that heaven comes down and surrounds the child with god 's love . babe 's voice : she 's bess chandler . miranda 's daddy was the devil , but bess -- her daddy loves her and adores her . how can i tell j.r. ? what words possibly exist to explain this ? if i take bess away from him , i do n't think he 'll ever recover . bianca is still so sad . do i take you away from the daddy who loves you more than his own life ? minister : and former dedicate yourself to our heavenly creator . babe 's voice : or do i keep you away from the mama who misses you down to your little heartbeat ? give me a sign . just tell me what to do , ok ? oh , miranda . minister : babe and j.r. , will you strive to do this to the best of your ability ? babe and j.r. : we will . minister : bianca christine montgomery and james edward martin , as godparents to elizabeth , god will give you the wisdom and ability to hold within your heart forever the spiritual welfare of this child . you are charged with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare of this child should the need arise . and it is you who stand as spiritual counselors . do you accept this duty and charge ? bianca and jamie : we do . minister : do you promise to love , honor , support , and encourage the child throughout her life ? bianca and jamie : we do . minister : what name has been chosen for this child . bianca : elizabeth -- miranda . minister : so be it . we christen you elizabeth miranda in the name of the -- babe : wait -- wait . i 'm sorry . there 's something i have to say . it 's important . about bianca . she 's not just her godmother . bianca 's also her mama . [ babe sighs ] [ next_on ] babe : i ca n't turn my back on bianca . i -- i ca n't live -- not with this baby . kendall : you do n't deserve a happily ever after , babe , and after everything you 've done , you will never , ever get it . bianca : kendall , do n't do this . kendall : and when the sky falls , you 'll remember this day and exactly what i said .
right before babe 's and jr 's wedding commences , jr and a big group of concerned people ask babe if her baby is really hers and jr 's or if she is bianca 's . but , tad martin somehow saves the day for babe and krystal by announcing that the second dna test has confirmed that the baby is babe 's and jr 's . the wedding starts . the preacher goes through the whole process and pronounces them husband and wife , and bianca and jamie as the baby 's godparents . but babe interrupts the ceremony to confess something that is eating her up inside .
jamie : amanda , hey . come on in . we were just talking about you . amanda : hey ! i 'm so glad you 're ok . we so almost got busted at casa chandler . jamie : yeah , babe said j.r. walked in . babe : yeah , i barely had a second to hide . but how about you ? are you ok ? amanda : yeah . why not ? babe : j.r. was practically pawing at you . amanda : he was n't that bad . babe : amanda , come on , you and i both know that he was trying to get you in bed . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so what do you want , tad ? tad : i 've got some questions for you . di : i 'll see if i can come up with some answers . j.r. : and i 'll stick around . di : you 're the boss . go ahead . what do you want to know ? tad : the family you used to work for before you took this position -- i 'm having some real problems tracking the dates you gave me . j.r. : oh , babe just wo n't lay off , will she ? we have her references . tad : and i checked them . but i 'm sorry , j.r. , i 'd like some more facts . j.r. : and you know what , i do n't really give a damn what you want . di : j.r. , it 's all right . i do n't mind . in fact , i would like to put everyone 's suspicions to rest . so go on , tad . ask me anything . [ scene_break ] simone : i 'm serious . squid boy and i were sitting right over there . ethan : come on , the guy ca n't have been that bad . simone : you want to meet him ? i know where he lives , i 'm serious . yeah , just squid boy , a couple of calamari , and his laptop so he can put out fake profiles on internet dating services . ethan : uh - huh ? simone : oh , yes , i just admitted that i have gone to online love , yeah . ethan : you did ? simone : or dating , yeah . that 's attractive , is n't it ? yeah . ethan : oh , come on , it 's nothing to be embarrassed about . simone : really ? i will take the humiliation just because it made you smile . you 've got a killer smile . i hope i get to see it more often . not that i 'm superficial . you know , i know that looks are n't everything , and skin only goes so deep . but i have to tell you that the last guy left an extremely hopeless vibe , and now the vibe is hopeful . things are definitely looking up . or not . [ the conversation comes to a screeching halt when greenlee walks in . ] [ scene_break ] david : what 's wrong ? greenlee : i 'm cosmically dissed . i ask for help , and you send david ? not funny , leo . david : if you 're in trouble , i will do anything i can to help . greenlee : oh , like when i was being poisoned ? you pitched right in . oh , no , that 's right -- babe needed your help , so it was good - bye me . so now it 's good - bye you . go away , david . david : not until you tell me what ryan has done to make you so miserable . [ scene_break ] zach : we 're closed . ryan : oh , that would explain it . zach : we 'll reopen soon . you can come back then . ryan : i do n't want to wait . zach : why are you here ? come back to the scene of the crime ? what , you want to go out to the gazebo where your brother first tried to kill you ? ryan : no . i want to make a killing of my own . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you do n't know anything about me or ryan or anything . you do n't give a damn about me , so take your mr . concerned act and stuff it . just go away . david : no matter how angry you are at me , greenlee , we will always have two things in common -- leo , and coming here whenever we 're so upset , because we want to feel closest to leo . do n't shut me out , greenlee . please , just tell me what 's bothering you . greenlee : if i do n't talk to someone , i 'm liable to start screaming , and if i start doing that , i might not stop . david : i could scream with you , but it might be more productive to talk . greenlee : well , if i do confide in you and you go into a ryan rant , i will walk away and never look back . david : all right , ok . i get it . go ahead . greenlee : i went down to boca raton for jack and erica 's wedding , and ryan stayed home . while i was away , ryan did something . something that -- i thought about what our family would be like . i always wanted to have a little girl so i could buy her a whole new wardrobe every single year and -- and i could relate to her and steer her away from things . but first , we should have a boy . a little boy just like ryan . so he could be her big brother and be smart and funny and steer her away from things when she was just getting way too far out there . and we 'd be so happy . and they 'd adore their daddy so much because he 's so good and loving . but it 's gone . it ca n't happen . ryan made it so that i can never have his children . [ scene_break ] [ ryan downs a shot in one gulp then pours himself another . ] ryan : nice . zach : take it at your own time . hmm . so who are you out to kill ? ryan : i 'm out to make a killing . your money 's my target , not you . blackjack . zach : hmm . ryan versus the house . odds are against you . ryan : yeah , the odds have been against me for a long time . i 'm used to it . zach : well , i just want to point out you 've had a bit of a losing streak lately . ryan : and i 'm going to point out that 's about to change . you deal the cards . zach : it 's tough , is n't it ? not being able to turn to family when you need them ? and it 's too late for your brothers to pitch in , so what do you say ? play a couple of hands in their memory . ryan : well , you want to commemorate your dead brother , too , do n't you ? and your father and ethan . i mean , he 's pretty much dead to you . let 's make it five . [ scene_break ] ethan : why do n't you go ahead and order some dessert , ok ? simone : ok . kendall , you said i could have a clear field . kendall : hi , ethan . ethan : is there something i can do for you ? kendall : i just wanted you to know that zach and i talked , and we do n't want to cause you any more pain . ethan : spoken like a true stepmother . simone : how about , uh , crème brulée or green tea ice cream ? yum . kendall : zach is dropping the lawsuit on cambias industries . ethan : really ? tell me , how does your lover , j.r. , feel about that ? [ scene_break ] amanda : j.r. wo n't get me into bed . babe : well , he was n't exactly subtle . amanda : well , it takes two . i 'm not interested . j.r. 's not my type . babe : that may not matter . amanda : is that a dig at me ? jamie : no . it 's just that j.r. 's changed a lot since you left town . amanda : yeah , so i found out . babe : amanda , is there something that you 're not telling us ? amanda : i feel like such a dork . i have never been naive . it 's so weird . jamie : what happened ? amanda : last night , j.r. came into my bedroom . jamie : what did he do ? amanda : he just started talking . i thought he was being nice and sweet , you know -- until he made it clearer to me . and you 're right . he 's after me . jamie : all right , i 'm going over there right now . amanda : no , you 'll make it worse . jamie : no , j.r. needs to back off . amanda : that 's what i told him . babe : so what did he say ? amanda : well , then he brought out the big guns -- my tuition and how he gave it to me out of the goodness of his big , big heart . jamie : ah , and guess what he wants in return . amanda : you guessed it . well , hey , that does n't mean he 's going to get it . i have n't been living in a cave , you know . lots of guys have hit on me , and i 've handled them fine . babe : well , j.r. is n't some kid from school . he swooped into my life and acted like this big , devoted hero , and next thing i know , i 'm married in two weeks . jamie : when j.r. wants something or someone , he does n't stop until he gets it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : make your point and go . tad : i met somebody in germany that knows you . j.r. : germany ? not germantown , pennsylvania ? germany ? tad : yeah , germany . deutschland , deutschland ? western europe ? that germany . j.r. : what , did babe and jamie slip a ring in your nose ? she whines , you jump ? man , you are sad . tad : this has nothing to do with babe . it 's just between me and diana . j.r. : and me , her employer . tad : there 's only one reason i am doing this , and that 's to make sure who diana cole really -- di : i need -- j.r. : whoa . diana ? tad : well , that 's convenient . j.r. : what are you talking about , you idiot ? she 's burning up ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : how could ryan all on his own decide that we would n't have children ? it 's a betrayal of me , of our marriage , of himself . ryan needs children . they 'd change his life in such a profound way . i truly believe that . david : i understand . leora was my salvation . now i have babe and little adam . the child - parent bond , it 's -- it 's extraordinary , beyond description . greenlee : that 's what i want for ryan , that love and sense of wonder . david : greenlee , i do n't know . maybe it 's for the best . if there is any chance that ryan might misdirect his anger -- greenlee : no , ryan is nothing like his father or his brothers . he would never hurt a child . i know that . i wanted to prove that to him . if i could 've had our baby , ryan would realize that he was wrong to doubt himself . he fixed it so that he 'll never be able to look into his child 's eyes and see his beauty and his strength gazing back at him . he killed that chance . [ scene_break ] ryan : hit me . 19 . zach : oops . 20 . keep playing like that , you 're going to lose everything . ryan : i 'm not the big loser of this bar , pal . zach : it 's a long time ago , blood under the bridge . ryan : oh , so you think that you 're done -- you , ethan , and kendall ? i mean , the ink 's not even dry on the marriage certificate . zach : i know that look . you 're trying to make a point , are n't you ? ryan : you married the woman that your son loves . that 's like handing the guy a rifle and painting a target on your forehead . zach : you think he 'll kill me ? ryan : well , if you 're too much of a coward to end your own misery , yeah , maybe he might want to -- zach : wait a second , that 's not fair . that 's a page out of your brothers ' book , is n't it ? oh , that reminds me -- i got something for you . here it is . for your family album . ryan : turn it off . zach : security cameras got this not too long before jonathan took his first shot at you . oh , man , look at that . jonathan should 've listened to him . you know what gets to me ? there 's still another lavery left standing . [ ryan smashes zach 's disc player to smithereens . ] zach : you feel better ? [ scene_break ] amanda : if i 'd known it 'd set you off , i would n't have said anything . j.r. 's not that bad . he 's just a jerk about sex . jamie : no , the chandler motto is `` the ends justify the means . `` j.r. lives by that . babe : you have to take this seriously , amanda . jamie : j.r. drugged babe 's drink one night . babe : yeah , he put this pill or something in that was supposed to make me a nympho . amanda : oh , my god . jamie : yeah , and she had an allergic reaction and almost died . babe : honey . amanda : and how could j.r. be allowed to walk around free , like into my bedroom at all hours ? babe : because the chandler money and power , it opens doors . amanda : from now on , i 'm locking mine . j.r. 's turned skeeve - meister . relax , i am a pro at dealing with the twisted . i 've had tons of experience . babe : how do you have all this experience ? amanda : from my mom . up close and way too personal . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we got a patient ! nurse : please fill this out , sign the x on front and back . j.r. : she ca n't do that . nurse : you can help her . j.r. : fine , you know what ? get her in a cubicle and page joe martin . nurse : dr. martin 's chief of staff . tad : he 's also my father . just page him for us , please ? nurse : we can not treat patients without -- j.r. : her temperature is off the chart ! get her a doctor ! nurse : please , sir -- j.r. : i 'm j.r. chandler , as in chandler on the board of this hospital . if you do not get a doctor -- di : j.r. , i 'm fine . tad : she 's doing her job . just ease up . j.r. : everything 's going to be all right . i 'm not going anywhere . i 'm staying right here . do you want to be out on the street ? excuse me , can you help her ? doctor : what have we got ? nurse : i 've got a pain in the neck . she 's got a fever . j.r. : she passed out . doctor : hey , what 's your name ? j.r. : diana . doctor : let her tell me . di : diana cole . doctor : ok , ms. cole , let 's go take a look . do you have any allergies ? di : uh - uh . doctor : you are n't allergic to any medications ? di : uh - uh . joe : what 's going on , tad ? tad : j.r. 's new nanny conveniently fainted . apparently , she has a fever . joe : what do you mean , `` conveniently `` ? tad : i was trying to question her when she passed out . j.r. : whoa , what are you doing ? let me in there . orderly : the examination will go faster -- joe : j.r. , listen , i 'll observe . you wait out here . j.r. : what ? tad : you care a lot about her . j.r. : you 're damn right i do . tad : why ? [ scene_break ] simone : mixed berries ? kendall : it 's true , ethan . zach is done with cambias industries . it 's all yours . ethan : then does n't that make me the big winner ? simone : you know what , you can just pretend i 'm invisible . kendall : i 'm really truly sorry about the way things ended between you and me . ethan : you ended them , kendall , when you married my father . and if you 're so sorry , why 'd you do it ? kendall : it was a way out . ethan : a way out of what , exactly ? kendall : of all the pain and the hurt and the confusion . ethan : really ? well , i hope you found what you were looking for when you said , `` i do . `` i hope that the pain and the anger and the confusion just disappeared . kendall : you know damn well it has n't . not even close . [ scene_break ] zach : so what you 're saying is you do n't want the disc ? ryan : when you were in jail , you knew that one of my brothers tried to kill me , and you kept your mouth shut ! zach : you were n't ready to hear it , especially from me . you want to keep playing ? ryan : you told me that i had to take the journey , like the one you took with your brother . zach : it 's something , is n't it ? to learn that the brother you loved , protected , and looked after your whole life betrayed everything you believed in ? ryan : yes , it is something . zach : there 's hope for you yet . ryan : yeah , there is hope for me , slater , but none for you , because my luck is about to change . let 's keep playing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : without our loving , happy child as solid proof , ryan 's lost . he 'll always think that he 's damaged , that he 's like jonathan or braden or his sadistic father . david : time could change that . maybe in a few years -- greenlee : by then , it 'll be too late . his self - doubt and his self - hatred will only sink in deeper . it 's going to poison him . it 's going to ruin our marriage . david : you know , maybe the dream is n't dead . maybe this can be salvaged . greenlee : have n't you been listening ? there 's no way out of this . it 's over . it 's done . david : no , no , greenlee , it 's not . i could give you that child . [ scene_break ] simone : talk about painful . i wish the floor would open up and swallow us all . kendall : was n't that bad . simone : oh , please . you were , like , bleeding from your eyeballs you were so tragic . kendall : do n't be so dramatic . simone : look , you know what ? i 'm going to make a sacrifice . i 'm going to go over there . i 'm going to tell ethan , `` no dessert for me . `` even though he 's my hot , semi - sweet chocolate on my ice cream brownie , i 'm going to walk away . and you can have your second chance . or thirds or fourths or whatever it is . you can have another chance . kendall : you 'd do that , would n't you ? simone : hmm . well , i 'm a romantic , i love you , and i 'm a fantastic person . kendall : if i thought there was a chance , i would go over and say something , but there 's nothing i can do . we 're done . simone : are you sure ? kendall : i 'm sure . there 's no way he 's ever going to forgive me . we 're through . simone : i 'm sorry -- for you . but for me , if i can have your blessing , you do n't mind ? kendall : nope . it 's every woman for herself now . simone : ooh , thank you . ok , i got to go take care of a few things . ethan : let me . i insist . kendall : i 'm sorry that i interrupted your date . ethan : you 're sorry about a lot of things . kendall : yeah . ethan : you sorry you married my father ? you going to stay married to him ? [ scene_break ] ryan : how does kendall like being in the middle , hmm ? she only married you to get back at ethan . she still loves him -- god knows why . zach : another card , yes or no ? ryan : you or ethan . wow . poor kendall . that is a lose - lose proposition , is n't it ? of course , she does hate you as much as the rest of pine valley . so how long can it last ? no , i 'm good with what i 've got . how about you ? you still suing for the control of your family business ? zach : no , i 'm not . ryan : huh . all that time and all that energy and hate . i mean , what 'd you get out of that ? anything ? zach : i learned that some men should n't be fathers . [ scene_break ] greenlee : god , david ! how can you even imagine -- i 'm not going to have your baby for ryan 's sake . david : whoa ! no , greenlee ! i 'm not suggesting that you and i -- greenlee : that 's what it sounded like . david : listen to me . i do n't know where i heard this from -- maybe liza told me , i do n't know -- when ryan first came to town , he was broke . greenlee : yeah , i know . so what ? who cares ? that was ages ago . david : ok , but do you also know how he made some ready cash ? at a local fertility clinic . greenlee : ryan was a sperm donor ? david : yeah . greenlee : how do you know ? david : all i know is that liza was trying to have a baby , and they nearly inseminated her with ryan 's donation . somehow she found out right before the procedure . from what i was told , she leapt right off the table . are you getting what i 'm saying to you ? greenlee : ryan might already have children . david : he might . and we can get one for you . greenlee : no , i 'm not babe . i 'm not going to hunt down some child and take it from its mother . [ scene_break ] babe : your mom taught you to be careful of people ? amanda : mom taught by example . babe : i do n't get it . amanda : she does n't know about my mom ? jamie : not by me . amanda : ok . how to spill this . i told you my mom is in prison , and i do n't want to compare her to j.r . it 's not like she 's some horrible criminal . but mom 's sick , mentally ill . babe : i 'm so sorry . amanda : it 's ok . it 's kind of nice everybody in town is n't still buzzing about all the stuff she pulled . and the rest i survived . i 'm here , and that 's what counts . jamie : amanda , janet never hurt you ? amanda : she never intentionally set out to do it , but -- my dad would 've stopped it if he knew , but he had so much to put up with . i 'm sorry i said anything . can we just forget it ? jamie : whatever happened , you eventually did tell trevor , right ? amanda : daddy knew . he just could n't accept the fact that mom , even as sick as she was , would go after me . even -- but finally -- babe : is there anything we can do ? amanda : yeah . next time i go off on a pity jag , slap me . i do n't want you to think that my parents are horrible mutants . they 're pretty good people , and they love me . it 's just hard sometimes . jamie : i wish i 'd known how tough things were for you . amanda : hey , i did all right . finished product 's not that bad , is it ? it was a learning experience , and that 's life , right ? babe : yeah , but makes it a lot easier when you have good friends . amanda : well , i 've got them now . that 's what counts . thank you so much for caring what happens to me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm not up for an interrogation . tad : it 's not an interrogation . if you two have grown so close , i just want to know why it happened so quickly . j.r. : she happens to take really good care of my son . why do n't you blow off , huh ? tad : gosh , j.r. , you do n't think you 're overreacting a little bit ? j.r. : what do you want from me ? you want some dirt on diana , something juicy ? well , i ca n't give it to you , because it does not exist . tad : because you know all about her ? j.r. : i know enough about her to know that she 's not a sociopath or a terrorist or a threat to national security . diana cole happens to be a really decent human being that my son happens to love . so you can go tell babe to drop -- tad : what i want to know about diana cole does n't have a thing to do with babe . j.r. : how is she ? joe : she 's resting comfortably . j.r. : the diagnosis ? joe : well , he ca n't make one until he gets the test results back from the lab . the fever is high , but nothing that poses any immediate danger . you can go in if you 'd like . j.r. : yeah . tad : dad ? i want you to do me a favor . joe : oh . i remember when i used to hear those words , i 'd start reaching for my wallet . bigger than that ? tad : yeah . look , while she 's here , i want you to run a dna test on diana cole . joe : a dna test ? why ? tad : to find out whether or not she 's dixie . [ scene_break ] j.r. : is there anything i can get you ? water ? di : a slice of pizza . all i need to do is eat . if i 'd eaten lunch , we would n't even be here . j.r. : that would explain the fainting , but not the spiking of the fever . di : take me home . j.r. : no , first of all , we 're going to figure out what 's wrong and what treatment you need . di : you should get back to little adam . j.r. : he misses me as much as he misses you . di : please ? they could keep me here for hours , j.r . j.r. : i forgot to tell you -- the other night when i was tucking little adam in , he said your name . di : he did not . you ca n't change the subject like that . j.r. : yeah , i was tucking him in . my son scrunched up his face into a frown , he glanced around , then he asked for you . di : that would be good medicine if i believed you . j.r. : he did n't say the whole name . he said `` di . `` he said the first syllable , but -- di : is that true ? j.r. : yeah . he loves you . di : i love him . j.r. : you know , before you were little adam 's nanny , everything was so fouled up -- all that fighting with babe , all those loser nannies . he did n't have much that he could count on . di : hmm . you do n't have to be extra nice just because i 'm in the hospital . j.r. : i 'm not . you brought stability into his life . he knew you were the one right away . he lit up the moment that he saw you . di : it was mutual . love at first sight . j.r. : yeah . he was waiting for you to come along . and i think i was , too . [ scene_break ] tad : the woman i interviewed in europe , ok , the other diana cole described this diana cole to a t . joe : and how many other people , as well ? you know , it is a fairly generic -- tad : you do n't understand . i 've been working on this thing for weeks , ok ? every single thing i 've come across , every single hint points to this woman being my jane doe . if she is , she very possibly might be dixie . joe : do n't go there , huh ? it 's not possible . tad : i 'm not saying she is . i 'm saying the possibility -- joe : tad , son , you want dixie back . we all want dixie back . now , i do n't know what this is all about , but , i mean , think . after all this time , suddenly this information starts rolling in and this woman shows up ? i mean , does n't -- does n't that seem peculiar to you , suspicious ? tad : of course it does . that 's why i 'm asking for your help . run the dna test . joe : no , no , not without her -- tad : pop , you already ran a background test . joe : we ran a dna test on bianca 's baby , you know ? it backfired on everybody , so the answer 's no . it 's illegal . i 'll have no part of it . tad , tad , you want that test run , you get that woman 's consent . oh , prosser . test results ? [ scene_break ] zach : house wins . want to keep playing ? ryan : yes , i do . zach : you know , i learned something else . you ca n't wish away the fears of a family and the sins of a family , because they became part of who you are now . part of your blood , part of your bones , and part of your dna , and eventually they 're going to rise up to the top , and you 're going to infect everything you touch , everything you love . ryan : but if you take action , if you fight , then you can control your own fate . zach : i think you 'll find that the only way to protect the people you care about is to build a big wall , cut yourself off . no one gets in , no one gets hurt . [ scene_break ] ethan : for what it 's worth , i 'm glad we had what we had . and i 'm glad that i did n't know then what i know now . kendall : know what ? ethan : we never had a chance , kendall . hey . simone : hey ! have i got a surprise for you . ethan : really ? i ca n't wait . simone : mm - hmm . good . [ scene_break ] amanda : thanks for the lowdown on j.r. from now on , i 'll be ready for anything . babe : you just make sure that your message is completely clear . jamie : if he comes on to you again , do n't laugh it off . babe : because he 's just going to think you 're into it , and he 's going to try harder . jamie : and if he puts a hand on you , you call me . babe : you know what -- better yet , you get the heck out of that house and you get over here . jamie : and i 'll take j.r. apart . amanda : you guys -- you are the best . if i need you , i 'll come running . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what are you still doing here ? tad : why wo n't you tell me how she 's doing ? j.r. : maybe because you do n't give a damn ? what , what is it ? what 's wrong ? joe : ms. cole has a kidney infection . j.r. : can she be treated as an outpatient ? joe : no , we have to admit her . j.r. : for how long ? dr. prosser : we ca n't tell at this point . she is getting antibiotics iv . that should knock out the infection . j.r. : but it might not ? dr. prosser : we 'll monitor her progress closely . do n't worry . do you want to take her the paperwork ? j.r. : yeah , i 'll take care of it . thanks . tad : what 's with the look ? it 's a kidney infection . it 's not the end of the world . joe : it could be when the patient has had one kidney removed . tad : you mean like dixie ? joe : and like diana cole . [ scene_break ] simone : you do not like bananas foster ? ethan : no , it 's a little sweet for me . simone : aw . well , then so much for surprises . but i guess kendall was enough in that department . ethan : look , i 'm sorry that you had to get caught in the middle of that . am i going to beat out squid boy as your date from hell ? simone : bite your tongue . no , look , i get that you and kendall have a lot of unfinished business . ethan : no . as of tonight , everything is finished . simone : i like being with you . ethan : good . simone : yeah . i like trying to make you laugh . ethan : hmm . simone : i like looking into those yummy eyes . ethan : i have n't heard that in a long time . simone : really ? well , stick with me , kid . i 'm an original . ethan : really ? simone : bartender ? ethan : look , stay here , ok ? do n't -- do n't go -- oh . stay here . simone : actually , i think we should probably call it a night . ethan : uh - huh . come here . simone : what ? ethan : what 's all this ? simone : oh . well , this , actually , is my dinners for a week . ethan : really ? simone : yeah . and since you 're picking up the tab , i want to make sure that you feel free to stop by and share them with me . ethan : and , uh , what is this ? waitress : oh , we put the desserts on dry ice . ethan : really ? simone : yes , yes . their chocolate - mint mega - mousse parfaits have to be kept at exactly 38 degrees for optimal tastiness . ethan : really ? simone : yes . ethan : `` for optimal tastiness `` ? simone : yes , and that beautiful smile of yours is worth every penny you 're paying for it and every calorie i 'll be indulging myself by . i 'll take this , ladies , thank you . if you 'll be so kind to follow me to the car -- my new car , thanks to you . good night . ethan : good night . waitress : your check , sir . [ scene_break ] [ at home , kendall tearfully recalls a happier time with ethan ] kendall : this is heaven . ethan : you and champagne . i ca n't think of a better way to celebrate the beginning of our future . [ scene_break ] zach : congratulations . it 's not a killing , but you drew blood . ryan : well , thank you for the practice . and when you reopen the casino , i 'll be back . zach : ca n't wait . ryan : give my love to kendall and enjoy the rest of your honeymoon . zach : my best to your family . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i ca n't believe i listened to you . i expected you to help me . instead , i get a kidnapping plot ? david : no ! no , i 'm not -- what i 'm saying is that there 's no way for us to know at this time whether or not ryan 's sperm was used to fertilize any eggs . greenlee : of course it was used . he 's perfect . what woman would n't want his sperm ? david : greenlee , i 'm not insulting ryan . listen to what i 'm trying to say to you . there is a possibility -- a strong possibility -- that the clinic still has some frozen ryan left just waiting for you to defrost it . [ next_on ] amanda : so what 's it take to put jamie martin over the edge ? jamie : you . sam ( to maria ) : when is zach going to stop screwing with us ? now he 's using lily . j.r. : you and tad have some sort of past ? tad : you want to tell him or should i ? di : yes , we do .
david finds greenlee and hears about ryan 's decision to never have children . he tells her it 's possible that she could turn that situation around because he knows for a fact that ryan was once a sperm donor . he tells her it 's possible they could find ryan 's frozen specimens still in a laboratory and she could have his child after all . ryan goes to play cards with zach and sounds like he wants to get some `` ideas `` from him about how he deals with his sick family . zach tells ryan that ending the genetic line is not an effective way to end the family 's ills . simone is interested in ethan . kendall tells her she can have him . but kendall indicates that she might not be over ethan . amanda works on babe and jamie and makes them think she is emotionally fragile because of what her parents did to her and that jr may be hurting her . di collapses with a fever , right when tad is ready to question her about who she really is . tad notices jr 's being very protective to di , just like he would if she was his mother . tad asks dr. joe to run a dna test on di to find out if she is dixie . joe refuses to do that and believes tad is crazy to consider that she is dixie . but joe discovers that di has only one kidney and so did dixie .
tad : whew . dixie : what exactly do you think you 're doing ? tad : hopefully getting us the hell out of here . dixie : by burning down the only shelter that we have ? tad : well , if this works , we wo n't need any shelter . dixie : it was the only building with a roof . tad : i know . oh , just stand back , it 's going to get a lot hotter . [ scene_break ] josh : what 's going on here , dad ? why are you leaving town ? greg : i need new opportunities . you do , too . come with me , josh . josh : wow . erica must really have something on you . why else would you be running away ? what the hell did you do ? [ scene_break ] erica : you 're right , sweetheart . this family has had enough secrets . bianca : what did greg madden do to you ? erica : where do i start ? bianca : it 's that bad , is n't it ? j.r. : how 's kendall ? is the baby ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : my baby . tell me about my baby . is spike ok ? did he make it ? ryan : come on , spike . breathe . please , god , let him breathe . [ scene_break ] bianca : what are you doing here , j.r. ? you are the last person anyone wants . erica : bianca , please . j.r. is a friend of kendall 's . bianca : oh , come -- i -- i find that hard to believe now . babe : please , we just came to see about kendall and her baby . has there been any change ? bianca : she 's having a c - section right now . we have n't heard anything yet . j.r. : there 's something that you both need to know . bianca : the only thing i want to know is , did you hurt my sister ? j.r. : i 've seen the da . i 'm pleading guilty . erica : j.r. , no . i mean , that 's not possible . j.r. : erica , what babe told the police was true . i was drunk , i was out of control , i tipped over that pile . i did this to kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : spike ? spike ? spike ? [ spike cries ] dr. mayer : good job , kendall . ok , everyone , let 's finish closing her up . zach : you hear that ? that 's spike . that 's him crying , he 's alive . he 's going to be pushing people around , just like his mother . dr. mayer : looks we 're ready to turn her over to dr. solomon . kendall 's voice : thank you , god . please keep him safe . keep him alive . dr. mayer : check her icp number one more time . ryan : thank you , kendall . thank you for our son . he 's -- he 's as small as he can be , but he 's going to be ok . and now it 's your turn . dr. solomon : let 's go . ryan : it 's your turn to fight , ok ? you need to be his mother . they 're -- they 're already giving you the drug that 's going to help you . you got to make it . you got to fight . kendall 's voice : as long as my baby 's safe , whatever happens now , it will have been worth it . [ scene_break ] greg : i told you -- when erica made those ridiculous accusations , there was no base . just a hysterical female lashing out at me . josh : come on , dad . i can smell it in the air -- fear and panic . that 's not like you . greg : what you smell is stale air . pine valley has outlived its usefulness to me . josh : i do n't believe you . you 're running out of here so fast you 're squealing tires in the parking lot . what are you running from ? the law ? what have you been doing , dad ? greg : i have done nothing wrong . josh : then what is with all this drama ? what , are you about to lose your license over this ? greg : oh , stop jumping to ridiculous conclusions -- you 're just like everybody else . josh , this is about work . i 'm making some amazing breakthroughs here . come work with me -- unlimited budget , cutting - edge technology . come , work with me . this is all going to be yours someday , anyway . josh : you want me with you because you do n't think you 'll be able to come back here . greg : there 's a wonderful opportunity for you . josh : look , if you were just flying off to do some research , i could always join you later . what 's going down , pop ? this ca n't be good , and i do n't want any part of it . greg : it 's your loss . you 'll be missing out . josh : well , then fine . i 'll risk it , i 'll stay here . i like the hospital , i like joe martin -- greg : oh , joe martin , joe martin , joe martin ! what 's he ever done for you ? i gave you life . josh : oh , here we go again . you want to start out with this `` miracle baby `` crap ? `` if it was n't for you , i 'd never -- `` greg : yes ! yes ! you 're damn right , yes ! if it was n't for me , you would never have been born . josh : you know what ? that 's the last time you ever get to say that to me . you hear me ? you wore that speech out when i was 6 years old ! greg : you have no idea what i 've done for you . josh : right . right . i 'm ungrateful , too . [ scene_break ] di : look , here is perfect . del : uh -- what are we doing ? di : we 're keeping tabs on madden . sit down , make yourself comfortable . but not too much . we have to keep an eye on this hallway , because he ca n't leave without passing by this door . del : and are you going to tell me why we 're trailing this jerk ? i thought dixie said she 'd handle it . di : right now dixie needs our help . [ scene_break ] dixie : all right , tad , i think you 've gone completely off your rocker here . dixie : well , you really think that burning down half of maine is going to get you there any faster ? tad : relax , it 's a controlled burn . dixie : oh . i feel so much better . excuse me if i do n't feel like making some s 'm ores . tad : listen , remember that ranger station , the one on the map , about 1o miles away ? if that ranger is there , and they 're not sleeping off a bender or they have n't been the victims of a cutback , they can send a rescue team straight to us . dixie : but what if it spreads ? you 're not exactly smokey the bear here . tad : you got to trust me , ok ? listen , i know what i 'm doing . it 's not like we 're going to light the woods on fire . we 're just burning down a couple of shacks . dixie , look -- see this ? the ground 's wet . it means it rained last night , ok ? there 's no wind , and those shacks are in well - cleared areas . it 's like burning leaves on your lawn in the autumn . more importantly , that smoke is going to get somebody 's attention . dixie : you 've always liked attention . tad : well , i 'm sorry , it 's the best i could do . next time i 'll bring an eraser , a couple of paper clips , and a can of aerosol . what 's with the look ? dixie : relax . i almost forgot how clever you are . [ scene_break ] j.r. : erica , i know that there 's nothing that i could do to make it up to you , but -- erica : get out . j.r. : i know what i did was a horrible thing -- erica : bianca , please get them both out of here . bianca : out , out , out right no you 're not helping anybody . j.r. : i 'm trying , bianca . i 'm taking responsibility for what i 've done . bianca : what do you want me to say , j.r. ? `` good for you ? `` `` thanks for finally figuring out how to be a human being -- oh , too bad it 's too late for kendall `` ? i get it , you 're very , very sorry . is that supposed to help things ? j.r. : what i did is inexcusable . babe : you 're absolutely right , it was . but he is trying to do the right thing now . bianca : you are a sick , sick man , j.r . i 've known that since you tried to keep my baby from me . you 've hurt my family more times than i care to remember , and you may have killed my sister and her baby . babe : bianca , can you please just listen to what he has to say ? bianca : babe , i do n't know -- why are you still standing by him ? [ scene_break ] ryan : she did it . kendall and i have a son . there -- there were some scary moments there , but he 's alive and he 's hanging on . erica : and kendall ? ryan : she 's hanging on , too . erica : thank you for telling me . ryan : they started giving her the drug that she needs . erica : and ? ryan : well , i -- i think it 's still too early for anyone to know anything for sure . erica : because it may have been too late . [ scene_break ] babe : you do n't understand . bianca : no , no , i do n't . your husband tries to kill you , and you stick by him ? babe : j.r. , can you give us a few minutes alone , please ? j.r. : fine . bianca : what is going on ? did he hurt you ? is he threatening you ? babe : no , it 's not like that . bianca : is he blackmailing you ? is this about little adam ? is -- he 's ok , right ? babe : no -- yes , yes , little a is fine -- somehow -- through all of this . bianca : then please tell me why you 're standing by j.r . babe : it 's hard to explain . i do n't -- bianca : well , can you try me ? i do n't get it . babe : i -- i was n't even with him at first . i was -- i was going to take little a , and i was going to hit it , i was going to go as far away as i possibly could . bianca : that sounds like a plan to me . babe : i mean , i think about what he did to me . i do n't know if i can ever even get over it , but i do n't know , bianca . i -- at least he 's trying to help himself . bianca : how many times has j.r. said he was going to change ? this is n't the first time he 's gotten violent . i still do n't know if he pushed me off that balcony in florida or if i fell , and god knows what he 's done since i left for paris . babe : it 's been rough -- with his mom and everything . bianca : are you making excuses for him ? babe : no . god no , there is no excuse , but at least he is finally taking responsibility instead of blaming everyone else . he 's -- he 's in therapy , he 's -- he 's in an alcohol abuse program , he 's -- he 's pleading guilty , he 's going to jail . what else is there ? bianca : good . he deserves all that . babe : but i can not stop thinking about the vows that we took . bianca : i 'm sorry , but when you vow `` till death do us part , `` i did n't think j.r. would get to pick the day . babe : and i know that our marriage is probably over . i -- i get that . how could we go back ? but i keep telling myself that -- that i owe it to my son and -- and to those vows to at least acknowledge that he 's in pain and that he needs my help . bianca : i find that very hard to believe . babe : so do i . but it 's true , i love him . even after all of this , i love him , and after everything that we 've been through the last couple of years , it 's obvious i 'm in deep . i -- i told myself that i would never stand by a man who would do the wrong thing . how can i not stand by him when he 's trying to do the right thing ? [ scene_break ] david : you tried to kill my daughter , you miserable sob . i do n't know what you 're doing out of jail -- j.r. : get your hands off me ! david : but you 're definitely not getting away from me . do you think you can just walk around here like nothing happened ? j.r. : you get off me , hayward . david : do you think you can walk around here like nothing happened ? j.r. : you get off me , hayward , i got enough issues without adding you to the list . david : believe me , j.r . i know you have issues . the only reason why you 're still standing is because i promised your mother i would n't hurt you . j.r. : why do n't you back off ? go bother some poor guy who 's a steak away from a heart attack . david : why are n't you behind bars ? j.r. : do n't worry , you 'll get to throw your party . you 'll get rid of me soon enough . everyone will . [ scene_break ] del : so tad and dix are together right now ? di : hopefully finding our little niece . but until then , we have to keep our eyes on madden . del : yeah , well , i 'd still like to go beat the information out of him . di : no . our job is simple -- not let madden out of our sight . del : you know , he put dixie through hell . he took her kid , and because of his crazy scheme , he put all of us through hell thinking she was dead . di : yeah , ok , but this is tad and dixie 's call . we have to do it the right way -- their way . [ scene_break ] tad : here , you can have my coat . dixie : no , it 's ok . i 'm not really cold , tad -- i 've got the biggest bonfire on the east coast to keep me warm -- i 'm just scared . tad : it 's ok , i 've got it under control . dixie : no , you do n't understand . i 'm afraid that we wo n't get back in time , and madden will have disappeared . tad : if we get back , and he 's gone , i 'm going to find him . dixie : do n't -- it just should n't have happened like this , ok ? i 'm the one who made the mistake . i 'm the one who made the decision . i did it alone . i 'm the one who should suffer the consequences . tad : finding our daughter ? you 're going to have to forgive me if you want me to -- i 'd rather stay in the loop . dixie : tad , do n't you get it ? every time i thought i found kate , i wanted to come home , put her in your arms , and beg your forgiveness . and then there would be a lead that did n't work out or greg would disappear -- no little girl . and every time i tried to find her and -- and i could n't , i would just circle further -- further down into this hell , and it was a hell that i made for myself . you know , i did n't want to bring you there with me . it was n't right . i 've done enough . tad : you 've done plenty . that 's obvious . those days are over . it does n't matter how many lies madden tells , how many tricks he 's got up his sleeve . his days of stealing children are over . when we get back , i 'm going to find him , and when i do , i 'm going to get answers . [ scene_break ] greg : i 'm the reason you are here on this earth . josh : well , just shut it ! all right ? just because you worked your baby magic on me does n't give you the right to run my life . greg : you need to remember where you came from . josh : i am so sick and tired of you holding this miracle you performed over my head . how you gave me life and -- and saved mom from some emotional breakdown ? the all - great and powerful greg madden -- all hail him ! you know , you can play god all you want with your patients , but it wo n't work with me . i do n't owe you a damn thing . greg : as your father , i think you owe me . the least you owe me is respect . josh : well , i 'm sorry , dad , but wherever you 're running to , i 'm not running with you . i want the truth right now , or i 'm walking out that door , and i do n't give a damn what the hell happens to you . greg : all right , i 'll tell you the truth . josh : i 'm listening . greg : your mother never wanted you to be born . [ scene_break ] erica : i could lose my daughter today . ryan : i understand how you must feel . erica : do you , ryan ? ryan : i know that you 're upset because i changed my mind , and i sided with zach . erica , do you understand why i did it ? erica : i do n't understand any of this . i -- i 'm so numb , i do n't know what to feel or how to feel . but we ca n't undo any of this now . ryan : but we 're going to get through this , erica . erica : please , i -- i just do n't want to talk anymore right now . [ erica hurries out of kendall 's room and finds bianca in the hallway . ] erica : kendall is out of surgery . the baby is alive , and the baby is in neonatal intensive care . bianca : and -- and kendall ? erica : they 're giving her the drug she needs right now to -- to take the pressure down , and hopefully that will bring her out of her coma . babe : that 's wonderful news . thank god . bianca : this is all good so far , right ? erica : yeah , so far . bianca : ok . are you ok ? erica : oh , i 'm fine . babe : your mother hates me for what i did to you -- and has every right . bianca : mothers do n't forgive easily . babe : you do know that i was willing to pay whatever price necessary , do n't you ? bianca : yeah , i do . babe : and now j.r. 's willing to pay for what he 's done . bianca : maybe being with him is part of your punishment . babe : maybe it is . bianca : i do n't know if that makes me feel any better . babe : look , i know it 's not going to help kendall or her baby , but j.r. is really trying . he 's trying to be the man that i 've always wanted him to be , even though he 's facing a very scary future . and i know that if i do n't stand by him , no one else will . i do n't know . i hope that -- that that makes sense somehow . julia : bianca ? bianca : hi . julia : kendall 's out of recovery and back in her room . would you like to see her ? bianca : oh , yes , i would . julia : ok . [ scene_break ] zach : hey -- you did it . you had your baby , and he 's getting stronger every minute . now all you need to do is wake up and come back to me . hey . bianca : is there any change in her cranial pressure ? julia : not yet . let me know if you need anything . bianca : hey , you . i hear you just made me an aunt . that is so cool . i know that miranda is going to be so thrilled to meet her new cousin . and as soon as you 're getting better , and you 're up and awake , we 're going to come visit you , ok ? hey , nice work -- bringing a boy in to deal with us kane women . he 'd better be pretty tough , because we 're a handful . kendall ? kendall , please . wake up . wake up and let us know that you can hear us . you got a great husband here , and he 's dying to take you on your honeymoon . and he has n't left your side the entire time , you lucky girl . wake up . bianca : mom ? erica : are you happy now ? bianca : mom , please -- please do n't do this now , ok ? she 's going to be fine . she 's -- she 's going to be ok . she 's going to be just fine . kendall -- kendall , please , can you hear me ? wake up . kendall , come back to us . kendall 's voice : binks ? bianca : listen to me . wake up . kendall 's voice : i can hardly hear you . how 's spike ? is he doing ok ? am i going to wake up ? everything is starting to feel so -- strange . [ scene_break ] julia : hey . ryan : hey . julia : come with me . [ scene_break ] david : well , that sounds promising . at least in prison , you 'd be away from babe . my daughter deserves a lot better . j.r. : like my mother ? what does she deserve ? david : oh , a lot more than she 's been given . j.r. : what are your intentions with her ? david : my intentions ? oh , i 'm sorry , sir . do i need to ask permission ? j.r. : no , what you need is to give it up ! david : no , that 's not going to happen , kid , because your mother is going to love me all over again . in fact , she 's going to love me even more than she loves tad . you know how i 'm going to make that happen ? i intend to give your mother the life she deserves , the life she had stolen from her , the life she was denied by the family who hounded her out of town . j.r. : did you know about her -- my sister ? did you know kate 's alive ? [ scene_break ] [ dixie coughs ] dixie : well , the good news is you did n't catch half of maine on fire . sorry , charlie . tad : so am i . well , we better get started . that ranger station 's about 10 miles away . hopefully if we start -- [ helicopter approaches ] dixie : huh . [ scene_break ] del : so , you going to tell me how you really feel about tad and dixie together up in maine ? di : they 're following a lead on their daughter . del : yes , and they 're alone . time to talk , catch up , forgive . di : i got it . i got it , del , but you know what ? i have to root for tad . i -- i love the man . i want him to be happy . del : true , but you do n't have to root for our sister . di : you know what ? tad just found out that his daughter is alive , and she 's missing . i ca n't imagine what that 's like . del : well , i did n't ask you to imagine it , di , i asked you how you felt . di : and dixie 's been -- been looking for kate for all these years . you know , we can criticize her for staying away , but the most important thing right now is that they find their child . del : and what if they find each other ? di : then they find each other . del : are n't you worried about that ? di : of course , i am . but i have been all along , now , have n't i ? [ scene_break ] [ erica eavesdrops from the other side of the door . ] josh : my mother loved me . greg : i 'm sorry . it 's the truth -- your mother never wanted you . josh : you are so sick . greg : i saved your life . your mother never wanted to give birth to you . i intervened . josh : so if what you 're saying is true , you kept this from me my whole life ? why ? greg : let me explain what happened -- josh : are you saying my mom was some sort of sick experiment for you ? is that what you 're telling me ? she never wanted to have kids in the first place ? greg : there was nothing sick about what i did . let me finish . josh : just shut up , all right ? just shut up ! you think telling me this is going to make anything better ? how could you do this ? [ scene_break ] julia : here you go . julia : this is your son . [ scene_break ] di : i tried to get the man i love , the family i wanted , by cheating . del : well , that was a while ago , di . old news . di : it does n't make what i did ok . del : well , not everybody 's a saint , not even dixie . di : dixie said once that i had no right to her life , that i had n't earned it . she was right . del : no , dixie threw away her life . so what if you picked it up , dusted it off , and put it on ? di : well , it was n't mine to wear . now , if -- if there 's anything in my future with tad , without him , i -- i have to start earning it for myself . maybe hoping tad and dixie find kate is a way to get a piece of that future back . but the most important thing is finding their daughter . [ scene_break ] dixie : hey ! thank god you found us ! tad : it 's crucial we get back to civilization . we think our child 's been taken . officer : hold up . one thing at a time . do you folks know what happened here ? tad : yeah -- we got stranded . dixie : yeah , we could n't see a soul . officer : how did all these old logging cabins catch on fire ? dixie : well , tad lit them on fire to get your attention , and it worked . officer : he got our attention , all right . tad : setting off the fires was our only option -- officer : before either of you say anything else , you should know i 'll be arresting you on suspicion of arson . dixie : what ? officer : i 'd keep your mouth shut -- tad : arson ? officer : if i were you . tad : no , no , no , wait -- you got it all wrong . dixie : you do n't understand . tad : we were desperate . dixie : this is the only thing that we had to do . tad : look ! you 've got to be kidding . officer : you have the right to remain silent . tad : oh -- officer : anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . [ scene_break ] david : dixie never told me about kate . i had to figure that one out by myself . but when i find that little girl , your mother is going to be eternally grateful . j.r. : oh , yeah . so you find her so you come out looking like the hero ? you 're a little late for that -- tad 's already got that handled . all you 're going to be left with is holding your little -- david : oh , i think i can handle tad . and you 're going to be too busy learning the rules of state prison to go out looking for your sister . j.r. : tell me what you know . david : if i told you , i 'd have to kill you . j.r. : what about this guy who 's responsible for taking kate ? david : what , you do n't know ? j.r. : this guy , greg -- no , i do n't know much about him . david : neither do i . sorry , kid . i wish i could tell you more , but i ca n't . babe : bull . you know who took kate , and if you wo n't tell j.r. , you 're sure as hell are going to tell me . [ scene_break ] greg : josh , you need to understand -- josh : no , i understand that you 're running scared . miracle baby or village idiot -- it does n't matter . i do n't want any part of it . greg : you 're not giving me a chance to tell you -- josh : you know what ? what , you used my mom as some kind of guinea pig , and then lied about it all this time ? or , you know , you 're making up some sick , demented story right now . greg : this is the truth , josh . josh : how could you -- how could you trash my mother 's memory like this ? she loved us till the day she died . you think this is going to make me want to come with you ? this is -- this is so messed up . i do n't even give a damn about the truth anymore . you can just go to hell . greg : get out . erica : i told you . i told you just how he 'd feel if you tried to tell him . greg : this is none of your concern . erica : the hell it is n't ! but now all that 's left is that you fall as hard and as slowly and painfully as you possibly can for what you did . greg : i do n't think so , erica . you see , i always have a contingency plan . i think it 's very important for occasions just like this to have a plan . i would n't have got this far without one . erica : well , greg , this time you 've lost , and you will pay . greg : i do n't think so . erica : what -- hey – [ greg grabs erica by the arm and injects her with something . ] [ scene_break ] julia : go ahead . ryan : hey there , little man . way to go . i know that you 're stronger than you look . i 'm your dad . welcome to the world . do you know who you have to thank for that ? do you ? your mom . yeah . her name is kendall , and -- well , she 's very beautiful , and she 's very brave , and i love her very much . and you 're going to love her , too . and right now she 's fighting like heck to come and see you . i need you to be like her , spike , ok ? i need you to fight like your mom . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach ? i ca n't hear you anymore . zach ? where are you ? everything 's fuzzy . it 's slipping away . am i dying ? oh , god . please , please take care of spike . please take care of my son . derek : zach ? speak to you outside ? derek : zach slater , you 're under arrest for multiple counts of assault , reckless endangerment , contempt of a court order , and kidnapping . [ scene_break ] tad : so , you see , it 's absolutely crucial that we get back to pine valley . dixie : we may never see our daughter again if we do n't . officer : setting fires in national forestland is not something i can just let you off with a warning . tad : so we 'll donate some equipment . look , i 'll pay any fine you want , anything . officer : are you trying to bribe me ? dixie : no . no , no , no , absolutely not . please . i have been searching for my daughter for years . please help us . [ scene_break ] di : oh , wait , wait , j.r. ? del : hey , hold up . di : j.r. ? what are you doing here ? j.r. : i 'm going to have a little chat with that bastard who stole my sister . [ hearing the commotion from inside his office , greg watches over an unconscious erica . ] [ next_on ] del ( to greg ) : what do you got in here ? greg : very precious cargo . del : all right . [ unbeknownst to del , erica is inside the box he is moving , unconscious . ] aidan ( to a woman ) : they 've been here ? woman ( to aidan and jack ) : were you supposed to be at the wedding ? you might have missed it . jonathan ( to lily ) : it 's not going to be long now . ryan ( to bianca ) : we 're losing her , and i ca n't do anything about it . zach ( to derek ) : i 'm not letting kendall die without me .
kendall gets out of surgery . they 've performed the c section , delivered the baby , and it looks like he will be ok . but they are still not sure about kendall . jr comes to confess to erica and bianca what he has done . babe comes with him and bianca asks babe how she can forgive him after he tried to kill her . tad sets the house he and dixie are stranded in , on fire . the ranger comes to `` assist `` but decides he must arrest tad for arson . josh confronts greg almost as if he knows that greg has been lying to him about something throughout his life . he demands to know why greg has always told him about the `` miracle `` of his birth . erica goes to confront greg and overhears josh telling his father he will never forgive him for making his `` mother `` an experimental guinea pig to give birth to him . she assumes that josh must now know the truth that she is his mother . she goes to confront greg for ruining josh 's life . but he drugs her and she passes out . david confronts jr for what he did and informs him for that he knows that kate is alive and it is greg madden who took her from dixie . jr then goes into greg 's office to confront him . but right then , greg has unsconscious erica lying on the couch and knows he better hide because too many people are onto him .
[ colby spies on ava and sean kissing on the yacht ] ava : oh , much better . for a second there , i did n't think i had your full attention . sean : you got it . colby : you are such a guy . [ scene_break ] [ adam enters the comeback as krystal and derek kiss from across the bar ] adam : i detect a theme -- a bar , krystal , and some poor sap . no offense , chief . i was a sap once , too . j.r. : what are you doing here ? adam : i came to congratulate the new owner -- her brains , her beauty , her unfailing ability to land smack in the slime . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there was all this water , it came flooding in and -- [ thunder ] greenlee : the whole car is flooded . ryan : the car is flooded , or is it just the engine ? greenlee : um -- i -- i , the , the , the -- the car , i -- you can go see the difference . i -- dry - clean only . oops . next time , drip - dry , at least . zach : ok . [ zach removes his jacket and places it over greenlee 's shoulders as she shivers ] ryan : whoa . car is at the bottom of the drive , the stream has completely flooded , and the car is totally , completely submerged . annie : you were in there ? greenlee : i -- i -- i made my big exit and then it was time to go , and i was in the car and there was just all this water , and it kept coming and coming and coming and -- and it was so heavy ! it came through the doors and the window and i -- i tried to kick the door , but it was just way too heavy , so i -- i climbed out , and i thought i was going to drown . [ scene_break ] colby : you 're a jerk and a liar and a cheat ! it was a joke , huh ? i was a joke . ava : look , child , i know it 's your daddy 's yacht , but you 're not exactly on the guest list . sean : look , it 's not like you think . ok , this is just -- ava : it 's just sex , lots and lots of sex and some groping and a little more sex . sean : ok , shut it . ava : you sure you want to say that to me ? you better think long and hard . sean : yeah , how about `` shut it and go `` ? ava : you want to know , the first time we did it was on the living room couch , and then we moved to the shower . and the next time we did it , it was , oh , i 'd say about half an hour later . someone had been stringing him on a little too long . colby : oh , you think you 're funny ? you 're nothing but a filthy , dirty -- ava : nope , not true . nope . right , sean ? we used soap all the time when we did it in the shower . sean : ok , stop . colby : `` all the time `` ? sean : ok , look , do n't listen to her . ava : i admit it -- we did take it a little too far . we even got caught by erica 's divorce - cam , and i was going to be a star , but all i got was a frickin ' lecture and sean kicked out of the house . colby : what -- wait . what ? sean : what -- what the hell is wrong with you ? colby : you said you just could n't handle it anymore . ava : huh . teensy little lie ? you really think he 'd want to leave me ? sean : ok , enough ! colby : you said you wanted to be with me , sean -- not her , me . it was a lie ! sean : no , it was the truth . ava : you should listen to him . he does want to be with you -- when he 's not too busy having sex with me . oh , god . [ ava gags and runs to the bathroom ] sean : look , colby -- look , everything i said to you and every -- every minute we hung out together -- colby : it was n't compared to the time you spent with her ? sean : no , it 's not like that . colby : i saw you , sean ! stop lying to me . you spent the night in my room , we kissed . we played video games , we played truth . truth , sean -- you 've been having sex with her ? sean : it 's the truth . [ scene_break ] tad : this is a private party , which means you can either walk out or be thrown out . adam : ha - ha . you 're the bouncer now ? oh , finally found a job commensurate with your intelligence ? that , and of course , krystal 's stud ? jamie : ahem -- the place is n't open for business , adam . [ del spies a puddle on the floor caused by the leaky roof ] adam : oh . and young jamie martin . hmm , young jamie martin -- that 's a side of beef here to protect the carey dignity . [ adam chuckles ] adam : and remember , is n't it interesting how you used to bed your half sister jenny 's half sister babe ? remember ? how very carey of all of you . derek : you 're tres -- trespassing . adam : and you 're slurring , not to mention slobbering all over the mother of his child . is n't it adorable when friends and relatives can all get together and share a common womb ? opal : hey , just watch your mouth , you slimy sob . derek : i 'm still sober enough to take you out . adam : oh . tad : wait , wait . adam : you 're out of uniform -- you 're just another bully . babe : you were n't invited . adam : no . a word of warning -- stay sober , unless you want to end up playing daddy to another one of tad martin 's bastards . opal : ok , come on -- tad : that 's enough , come on . opal : hoist him up and toss -- krystal : wait , wait , wait -- everybody , please just let -- let go of him . [ scene_break ] ryan : yes , we 've got two kids and a pregnant woman -- ok . all right , thank you very much . so the storm is n't supposed to clear up till tomorrow morning , and the road crews are n't going to start until the storm clears up , and they said there 's a chance that they might come and canvass the area , but more likely they will start with the more populated areas . kendall : hmm . ok , so basically we 're stuck here . annie : all of us . kendall : all of us . greenlee : i did n't know where to -- [ emma sweetly offers greenlee her doll ] emma : she makes me feel better when i 'm sad . greenlee : well , thank you . zach : hey . come sit . [ as spike fusses , greenlee sits by the fire ] zach : oh , my goodness . [ thunder ] kendall : oh . here . let me . [ kendall takes greenlee 's wet clothes and hangs them up , then sits next to her ] greenlee : thank you . [ scene_break ] derek : tell me i heard wrong . adam : tell him , krystal . krystal : if he wants to stay , he can stay . babe : mama , this is your night . you do n't have to let him ruin this . krystal : no , no , pretty soon , we 're going to be open to the public and like i said , everyone is welcome . maybe we 'll get a loyal customer in mr. chandler , so i 'll tell you what -- how about one on the house , huh ? should get us off on the right foot . tad : well , there 's an idea . del , why do n't you pour our friend here a triple something -- does n't really matter what it is . with your ticker , three fingers of any old swill ought to do the trick . krystal : i got a better idea -- how about a nice decaf tea , adam , huh ? adam : no , sounds like soaked socks . no , i think i 'll pass on that . uh -- instead , madam owner , i would like to soak up the ambience . [ thunder ] adam : excuse me . jamie : krystal , you say the word , and i will throw him out on -- krystal : no , i -- you will hear me loud and clear , jamie . thank you . jamie : yeah . adam : the chief looks let down . you sure you do n't want to go on with your tonsil inspection ? krystal : huh . funny -- the more you keep talking , the less i care . adam : i 'm wounded . krystal : just ca n't stay away , can you ? you come in here , you sit down , you start making jokes trying to make me feel small . but , hey , here i am . i am doing just fine . i 'm going to get this place up and going and then another one and another one and another one . adam : a whole chain of outhouses . wo n't you be proud . krystal : you are going to eat every snarky comment . adam : you 'll never break even . krystal : want to bet ? adam : you got it . man : delivery for carey ? krystal : yeah , right here . i 'm krystal carey . all right ! julia : this was supposed to be such a great night , you know ? jamie : are you sure you 're ok ? julia : oh , it 's not -- it 's not him , it 's not you . it 's just -- oh . i do n't know , i just -- opal : just kind of came over you ? julia : yeah . jamie : yeah , well , she 's been working really hard lately , so -- julia : yeah . opal : oh , that must be it . jamie : man , you really need that vacation to see your family . julia : oh , yeah . krystal : all right . all right , straight out of the box , ready to jam . derek : please tell me that 's not -- krystal : oh , yes , it is . babe : oh , yes , she did . krystal : the finest japanese import ever -- the karaoke machine . derek : i see . krystal : oh . babe : i am going to -- go do something or something . krystal : ok . derek : i was out of line . krystal : what , you mean the -- the kiss ? derek : gave chandler something else to throw at you . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . krystal : well , he does n't need any encouraging . and i do n't need an apology . derek : i -- i meant what i said . i -- i like you -- [ thunder ] derek : your spirit , the rest of you . krystal : huh . so , all those times you were locking me up -- derek : just doing my job . krystal : huh , i 'll tell you what , chief -- when you cut loose , you are one heck of a charmer . derek : does that mean you 'll let me take you to dinner ? krystal : well , how long did it take you to start dating after your divorce ? derek : you 're going to make me wait that long ? krystal : like i said , you 're one heck of a charmer . and i 'd like you to take me out . i 'll let you know when i 'm ready . [ scene_break ] tad : uh -- correct me if i 'm wrong -- and i say that rhetorically , because , what the hell -- i know i 'm right . did n't you used to own this fine establishment once ? adam : go suck some tea . tad : ah , come on , adam , admit it . i remember you behind the bar -- you and your herd of mangy little rodents slinging around the rotgut . adam : coincidentally enough , that was a time when i thought i had nothing left to live for . tad : ah . j.r. : sort of a good news / bad news story , huh ? adam : do you really have to be here ? j.r. : you were a wreck , but you were human back then . it was because of uncle stuart , right ? tad : that 's right . that 's it , yeah . you thought you lost your brother . did n't you vow to be a more honorable person if you ever got him back ? j.r. : yeah , way to keep your word . tad : yeah , i guess -- as in i guess you never loved or honored your brother to begin with . adam : shut up about stuart . he 's worth ten of you . j.r. : and why are you here ? tad : oh , there 's probably nobody home in the old gilded cage left to torture . j.r. : yeah , well , if you ca n't make somebody 's life miserable , what 's the point in living ? [ scene_break ] zach : time tonight . kendall : yeah , i think he 'd just stay crashed without you , honey . [ spike fusses ] zach : good idea with the pajamas . kendall : yeah . zach : good job . kendall : it 's the bottomless diaper bag . it holds all . oh . my sweet . [ zach hums ] [ spike yells ] kendall : oh . i know . [ thunder ] zach : shh . ryan : oh . oh . this is all -- hey . this is all i could find in the car , unfortunately , but it 's dry . why do n't you lie down on that ? go ahead , lie down . annie : that 's my good girl . ryan : put your head over here . annie : ok . ryan : ok . annie : here , face down . ryan : there you go . here . annie : ok , here , lie this way . ryan : why do n't you crawl in there ? annie : good girl . ryan : there you go . annie : all right . ryan : that 's your collar -- let me see your beautiful little face . annie : ok . ryan : let me see your beautiful face . how 's that ? is that good ? emma : it smells like daddy . ryan : oh . annie : yeah , i know . this is nice getting cozy in daddy 's jacket , huh ? ryan : ok . kisses from me -- and annie and emma . good night . [ thunder ] greenlee : good night , sweet emma . thank you for letting me use your dolly . sleep well . [ greenlee returns the little doll to emma ] greenlee : and you , too , spikey . good night . you have yourself some beautiful dreams . [ scene_break ] colby : `` do n't taint your delicate female self , colby ? do n't give it away ? `` sean : look , i loved spending time with you , ok , every second of it . i just did n't want to screw it up . colby : well , you know , sean , you screwed it up the second you got naked with her . god , and then you lied to me . you lied about why you left your uncle 's house , and then you lied about the text from miss `` i want your naked body . `` sean : yeah , look , i made a mistake . i made a mistake and i lied about it , ok ? it 's truth . it 's the truth , i -- but , colby , i swear to you , i swear -- you have to believe up in your room , by the window -- look , i -- i care about you . you know that . you have -- you have to know how much . colby : yeah , i know exactly how much you care about me -- so much that you had to run off and have sex with someone else . [ ava screams ] [ scene_break ] adam : my son , my pride . you know me too well . and your words ring in my ears . in fact , i would never notice you if you did n't whine so loudly that you made my ears ring . [ thunder ] adam : what would your sainted mother say about your allegiance to krystal ? tad : she 'd love it . j.r. : you 're done . you 're finished . adam : hmm . j.r. : no more effect on anybody 's life , and you ca n't ruin this for krystal no matter how bad you want to . adam : i do n't have to lift my finger . you people will all fail miserably on your own . krystal : is it on ? babe : yeah ! krystal : all right ! hello ! babe : yeah , mama ! krystal : ok , listen . i -- i just -- first of all , i want to thank all of my amazing friends and family for coming out tonight . i really -- i really appreciate it . not too long ago , i -- well , i thought i had everything . adam : you got that right . krystal : huh . i lived in a fancy mansion , which was more like a mausoleum , actually . i had a lot of fine jewelry , which was more like a ball and chain . and i had love -- or at least i thought i did . turned out to be a ticking bomb that was ready to blow up in my face and break my heart . but now , i have -- i have this place . it 's , you know , a little run - down , it 's showing its age , but it is loaded with possibilities and loaded with friends and family who love and support me ! tad : hear , hear . opal : testify , sister ! krystal : friends who make me laugh and smile and make me feel like i can do just about anything , which is why i 'm going to try to sing something here . babe : all right ! pick a song ! krystal : ok , let 's see . amanda : we love you , krystal . krystal : oh ! julia : i do n't know how much more of this i can take . krystal : break this puppy in here . [ krystal wipes rain water off her face ] babe : oh . mama , please do n't let him make you cry . krystal : no , i -- i 'm not crying . it 's just this -- [ as the ceiling plaster starts to fall on everyone in the bar , derek rushes to protect krystal ] del : oh -- all : oh ! oh ! [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] ryan : hey . you feeling better ? greenlee : warmer . kendall : you looked so scared . greenlee : no biggie -- just a giant tidal wave crashing into my car and me stuck there . you know that whole life - flashing - before - your - eyes thing ? i 'd demand my money back . ryan : you did good , greenlee . greenlee : survival instinct . kendall : we 're glad you made it . we 're glad that you 're here . [ scene_break ] annie : heck of a first birthday party . zach : spike seemed to like it . [ thunder ] annie : they still care about her a lot , ryan and kendall . zach : well , there 's history . annie : you were n't there in the beginning , were you ? zach : i was there for a lot of it . annie : how did you deal with it -- how enmeshed they all are ? zach : deal with it ? i do n't know -- not so well at times , i guess , but it worked out pretty much . annie : i thought i had my hands full with kendall at first , but greenlee ? i 'm looking for some words of wisdom here . zach : from me ? annie : huh . zach : wow . uh -- i do n't know . you seem rooted and grounded in whatever you do , and it 's working , so do n't change a thing . and do n't let your guard down , not for a second . annie : i was aiming for guidance . that kind of sounded more like a warning . zach : same thing . [ scene_break ] ryan : it should n't be like this -- you , us , different sides . greenlee : is there any other option ? ryan : if we work at it . i want to work at it . [ thunder ] ryan : what ? what is it -- what 's wrong ? kendall : no , i -- nothing 's wrong . it 's not wrong , it 's not wrong . zach ? zach ? zach : what ? kendall : come here , come here . zach : what ? what happened ? kendall : the baby , the baby -- zach : baby what ? kendall : he or -- or she or -- our baby 's saying hello . [ kendall chuckles as she feels the baby move ] zach : oh . just do it again , do it again . kendall : no , i -- i 'm sure that he or she or it , i 'm sure they will . they will kick and turn and somersault and -- and do everything . do you remember spike ? remember how we knew spike would be a center ? you feel it . you feel it , i -- zach : do it again . kendall : i promise , i -- zach : no , do it . annie : no . oh , it 's exciting . [ as greenlee runs from the room and breaks down sobbing , kendall comforts her ] [ scene_break ] ava : as if it was n't bad enough that i already wanted to puke everywhere , this wave comes out of nowhere and tips the boat -- oh , my god ! you totally saved me . colby : you make me sick . take my father 's yacht back to the shore -- now . sean : i ca n't get there fast enough . ava : hey -- my stomach says you need a little company in the wheelhouse thingy . sean : oh , come on . do n't try it . ava : ooh . touchy in all the right places . colby : unbelievable . ava : just awful , right ? dirty little ava benton . how can i get such a good little boy like sean m. to do such smutty things with me ? i 'll tell you what -- it 's because he 's a guy , princess . colby : oh , yeah , you know him so well . ava : yeah , i do -- right down to that mole , the one where the sun do n't shine ? yeah . i mean , what did you honestly think ? did you think that holding hands with you would be enough ? colby : just shut up ! ava : you saw it for yourself . guys date girls like you . they want girls like me . colby : you know , you 're right , ava . i am such a loser . and you know , if i were really lucky , i 'd be a slut like you . [ scene_break ] julia : no discomfort ? krystal : no . no , i think i 'm fine . i really do . del : i think i saw a tarp out back . jamie : yeah , we 'll weigh it down . it should hold until morning . tad : uh -- uh , krystal ? babe : tad , how bad is it ? tad : it 's not good babe : what ? krystal : ah -- in dollars . how `` not good `` is it in dollars ? tad : baby , i do n't know what to tell you . it looks like that leak 's been up there doing its thing for a long time . babe : do n't say that . derek : last owner did n't do much repair work after the fire up here . babe : derek ? babe and krystal : what ? krystal : what the -- babe : oh , god , that does n't sound good . derek : hey , martin , get your butt up here . tad : i 'm on my way . adam : well , beautiful , beautiful . bravery in the face of disaster . she can sing , she can pour , she can go broke trying to save this trough . a woman of many talents . derek , do you hear that ? your new squeeze is looking for a new sugar daddy . only the wealthy need apply . well , i can only have so much fun . oh -- krystal , thank you . thank you for dropping the chandler moniker . the last thing i need is for the chandler name to be sullied by the likes of you . amanda : i talked to my mom . she asked about you . adam : really ? did she ask about the easter bunny and the tooth fairy also ? amanda : she 's on her meds now , hates that she helped you . adam : look , that never happened , and shame on you for encouraging those delusions . amanda : you know , the craziest part is -- adam : what ? amanda : she does n't hate you . she is afraid of all you will lose by hurting the people that you love . adam : really ? when you see your mother again , you tell her santa says `` ho , ho , ho . `` [ adam laughs ] amanda : i want him to suffer like you have no idea . j.r. : i do , and he will . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry . greenlee , i 'm so sorry . look , i did n't think , and i should have . i 'm sorry , but the baby and -- greenlee : do n't . kendall : i 'm just -- i 'm sorry . greenlee : do n't , please do n't . kendall : greenlee , i missed you . i missed you so much . [ thunder ] kendall : and when you came back , we shut you out . i do n't want to hurt you , greenlee . i never want -- i never want to hurt you again . greenlee : i 'm so stupid , kendall . i should n't have come back here . i should n't have . kendall : no , no , you listen to me -- you belong here . you belong with us . i loved you , greenlee . i still do . and i do n't want to see you sad . i just want you to be happy . greenlee : how ? ryan , the baby gone -- how am i going to be happy ? kendall : you are . you are , you can , and you will be because you 're you . you will have a family , you will fall in love , because you 're greenlee and because you deserve it . greenlee : it -- kendall : yes , it 'll happen . greenlee : it wo n't . kendall : yes , it has to . greenlee : it wo n't . kendall : listen , i will be right by your side . i will be with you , ok ? will you let me help you ? greenlee : stop . kendall : will you listen -- greenlee , listen to me ! listen to me a minute ! listen , ok ? i love you ! you are my sister . we can be us again -- i know we can , ok ? best friends who drive each other absolutely nuts ? but we can do this , ok ? there 's no one like us . greenlee : yeah , no one . kendall : good . good , ok . so , will you let me help you ? will you let me help you make things right ? [ scene_break ] derek : my ride 's here . babe : ok , you . come , sit , sit , sit -- no worries . hey -- krystal : ugh ! babe : we are totally going to take care of it . krystal : oh , well , it should 've been taken care of . tad said do n't just buy the place , check it out . did i -- did i do that ? did i wait two seconds to make sure that this place was n't one good storm away from falling down ? no . babe : look , we are going to hire derek 's friends , we 're going to pay them , and they 're going to fix that . they can totally fix it . i mean , that 's how money works . not long ago , something like this would 've stopped us in our tracks . krystal : well , it might not stop us , but it is going to slow us down . we 're not going to know how bad , how much , how long until we get a contractor in this place . babe : it 's not going to be long . krystal : well , i just want it to happen now . i -- i want to start plating burgers and pouring sodas , and i want that register to start ringing . babe : it 's going to , and you know what ? we are going to have your first 20 framed on that wall , you know it . krystal : what makes you so sure of that ? babe : because i know you , and you 're magic . [ scene_break ] opal : how are the water works doing ? julia : oh . i -- opal : huh ? julia : i do n't know where that came from . i think it 's probably like jamie said -- it 's just been double shifts and kathy and aftermath of the nurses ' strike . opal : yeah , sounds like you need a nap . julia : or a bucket . oh , and i did n't even have anything to drink . [ scene_break ] amanda : you did n't tell babe that you and i -- j.r. : what ? you ca n't finish your sentence ? amanda : you know what . j.r. : no . i did n't say anything , but i can tell her right now if you want me to . amanda : no , do n't , ok ? not now , not ever . j.r. : are you ashamed of me ? gosh , i feel so cheap . amanda : j.r. , do n't mess with me , ok ? i said do n't tell and if you -- j.r. : hey , babe , can you come here a second ? amanda : do , so help me god -- oh , you are a jerk . you 're a creep . babe : what 's up ? j.r. : i 'm going to be taking a business trip to smooth over some chandler waters over the regime change . amanda : j.r. , the corporate hero . amanda , the bar manager -- i 'm going to go wash some glasses . babe : thanks . but i -- i mean , i guess i really should n't be worried because i do n't own chandler stock anymore . j.r. : well , it 's only for a couple of weeks , it 's not right away . it 's to set us up , really lock us into position . babe : j.r. , it 's ok . parents do have to travel . j.r. : will you tell our son that i love him ? babe : of course i will , every night . he 'll draw you pictures , and he 'll send you kisses . j.r. : he 's an amazing kid . babe : you sure you have to go ? you really do n't seem all that excited . j.r. : yeah , this is really a chance for me to grab ahold of chandler , make us an undeniable force . tell your mother congratulations for me again . babe : ok , but you just did a massive gear shift . care to fill me in ? j.r. : i 'll call you . [ scene_break ] adam : lily . hi . have you -- have you taken to hiding in bushes and coloring your hair ? ava : the name 's ava , this is my hair , and lily 's my half sister . adam : fascinating , how fascinating . ava : if you like that , you 'll love this . adam : your cell phone . i 'm getting a little bit wet here . yeah . [ ava shows adam a cell phone photo of sean and colby kissing ] adam : where did you get this ? trespassing on my property ? ava : while your sweet , little pretty princess has been shacking up with my boyfriend . adam : oh . a woman scorned ? ava : damn straight . adam : well , you came here for a reason . what do you want ? want me to try to get your squeeze back for you ? ava : kick in some pay for some pain and suffering , and we 're talking about something here . adam : hmm . well , i have a suggestion . ava : hit me . adam : you can have some pay -- as long with your boyfriend -- as long as you keep him away from my daughter . ava : i do n't know that i 'm feeling up for it yet . i mean , my feelings are still really hurt . adam : oh , no . you feeling any better now ? [ scene_break ] julia : why is it a nurse can never diagnose herself , hmm ? opal : well , maybe that 's mother nature giving you a nudge . julia : oh , yeah , probably saying `` slow down , take a nap . `` opal : or `` start picking names , putting the baby crib together because my guess is , 10 to 1 , you 've got a bun in the oven . jamie : agh -- and the tarp 's up ! del : and the rain is out . babe : oh ! tad : come on , ok ? stop it , stop it , stop it -- krystal : ugh ! tad : i 've got a big old collection of buckets up there to catch all the water , you 're going to be fine . take a deep breath . krystal : yeah -- until the roof collapses again and -- tad : come on . krystal : i have to rebuild from scratch ! tad : krystal , you 're going to be huge -- krystal : yes . tad : nationwide . krystal : amen ! tad : tell adam exactly where he can stick it . krystal : hell -- ok , just because you patched my roof does not give you the right to make fun of me , tad . tad : i 'm not making fun of you . maybe a little . [ krystal chuckles ] tad : my point is he does not deserve your time , he never did . krystal : the only thing he is going to get is a view of my backside , walking away . i 'm moving on , and without him dragging me down . [ scene_break ] adam : this is between you and the scum that took advantage of my daughter 's kindness . ava : just between me and sean -- got it . adam : yeah . ava : and five little benjamins . adam : uh - huh . uh - uh . backdoor . ava : sure , chief . adam : yeah . [ door closes ] adam : my home , my daughter . yes . ah . i seem to detect a stench of failure here . was it krystal 's roadside , or just bad cologne ? [ adam laughs ] j.r. : it gets to you . yeah , does n't it ? krystal 's making good without you . adam : oh , a face full of plaster ? oh , her success shames me . j.r. : it got to me , you know -- that speech she said -- adam : oh , yeah . j.r. : about love and family ? adam : it got to me , too . but , actually , the -- the nausea passed . j.r. : i thought about it -- you know , the love , the unconditional support . everything i learned about that , i sure as hell did n't learn from you . [ adam laughs ] adam : must 've been horrible to be raised with self - esteem and self - reliance . j.r. : oh , yeah , the martins -- they 're that kind of family . adam : yeah , i would add in a few idiots and buffoons . j.r. : it 's time for me to really respect my mother , i mean , really respect her -- her and tad both . adam : hmm . j.r. : she loved him , she wanted to give him the family that he deserved , but i stood in the way , and still -- still , we were able to work through that . adam : yeah . extraordinary . really . j.r. : yeah . well , you 've disowned me , so i do n't really think you 're going to care , but i intend to make it legal . i 'm tad martin 's son , and i intend to take his name . [ scene_break ] zach : thank you . power 's going to be on soon . ryan : i 'm surprised you ca n't flip the switch yourself . rain 's letting up . annie : and what about the rest of storm ? [ scene_break ] kendall : please , greenlee . just one word , that 's all it takes . you let us back into your life , and we let you back into ours . we 'll make things right . greenlee : i want to make things right . i 've been thinking about something that could . i do n't have a lot of choices . but i think -- i think i found a way . kendall : ok . well , tell me . greenlee : well , it started the night of the blackout at the fertility clinic -- all my eggs destroyed . i 'm bringing charges against your husband for destroying them all . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to adam ) : i 'm not leaving until colby is out of here in one piece ! josh ( to greenlee ) : on a scale of 1 to 10 , how much trouble did you cause ? greenlee : infinity . annie ( to zach ) : greenlee 's right -- you do belong in prison .
kendall , zach , spike , annie , ryan , emma , and greenlee remain huddled together since the thunderstorm has washed out the roads . krystal and her entourage remain huddled together at her new establishment . krystal and derek share a kiss . adam walks in and sees them kissing . adam walks up to confront derek for kissing krystal . colby confronts sean and ava for kissing on her father 's boat . zach pulls his coat off and puts it around greenlee 's shoulders . ryan finds that greenlee 's car is totally submerged . greenlee tells them what happened to her when the water came flooding into her car . everyone attempts to be nicer to greenlee . emma offers greenlee her doll for company . zach gives greenlee his place by the fire . zach and annie get up and go outside so that ryan and kendall can have a talk with greenlee . colby blasts ava and sean for being on her father 's yacht . ava , sarcastically , lets colby know that sean wants to be with her ( colby ) . ava gets sick and leaves the room , holding her mouth . colby and sean argue . sean owns up to colby that he had sex with ava . tad confronts adam as to why he is here . a new karaoke machine arrives at krystal 's establishment . krystal gets it going and starts to sing a song when plaster begins to fall off the ceiling .
jesse : how are you holding up , zach ? zach : i miss my kids . how about you ? jesse : yeah , i miss my boy , too . still living and breathing this murder , still looking for answers . zach : why ? you got the guy responsible behind bars . close the case . jesse : i wish it was that simple . this thing just keeps getting more and more complicated . zach : does n't have to . why do n't you put an end to it ? jesse : because then somebody would be getting away with murder , would n't they , zach ? i 've just arrested kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : we all had reasons to want adam dead . that it turned out to be stuart who was killed was -- was wrong . i mean , all of this is wrong . none of this should be happening . this is not right . and my children should be able to have their mother kiss them goodnight tonight . jack : yes , they should and so they shall . i managed to have the process speed up a little bit . you , my dear , made bail a half - hour ago . [ scene_break ] [ outside the door , colby eavesdrops ] liza : colby would have been your daughter if adam did n't decide to play god . jake : i can tell you a secret . those first couple of months i thought that beautiful baby girl was mine was like the happiest , happiest time of my life . liza : what adam did switching those sperm samples , it cheated all of us , and especially colby . jake : well , it was a long time ago . liza : jake , i wanted so bad for you to be colby 's father , for her to start off with your compassion and your strength , and your kindness . adam did n't care about any of that . all he wanted was me and another genetic heir . [ scene_break ] erica : so is this the part where i 'm supposed to be all impressed ? swoon into your arms , maybe ? adam : or maybe admit that i 'm a little more than an old friend and an ex- husband . erica : i am unlike any other woman who has ever been in your life . adam : on that we can agree . erica : and i do n't need any man . adam : need ? erica : even you , adam chandler . adam : no , no , no -- need ? i do n't want to be needed . no . erica : no . you want to be feared . you want to be respected and worshiped . adam : i think i 'd prefer , um , challenged . erica : but that 's so unfair to you . you 're no match for me . adam : you care to put that to a test ? erica : it 's a known fact and i 've proved it to myself years ago . adam : really ? is that what 's been happening between us lately ? a game ? erica : i do enjoy your company , and i find you witty . adam : really ? let 's see then . i do n't believe you because when you heard i was dead , it broke your heart . you already were missing me desperately . erica : no . i pitied you . [ scene_break ] krystal : see how easy they came off ? as if they were never there . david : krystal . krystal , wait . just -- can we at least talk this through ? krystal : you say you believed in emotions instead of words . the kind of emotion that you see when you look in someone 's eyes . i see nothing in your eyes anymore . [ scene_break ] liza : i thought i 'd left all this behind me . pine valley and adam and all these bad memories . jake : and i think about that for you , and i feel for you . i mean , it must be -- it 's very difficult to watch her run back to adam and not to you . liza : yeah , well , it 's like you failed the most important job of your life , and she does n't hesitate to tell me what a rotten parent i am . jake : no , see , i do n't think that you 're a rotten parent . i think that you 're just trying to protect her is all . liza : and now adam has finally snatched her away from me . jake : well , i get it . you 're scared that david would do the same thing with this baby that adam did with colby ? liza : yeah , well , it 's not just that . i 'm afraid that amanda will change her mind , or that you will . i mean , i see how much you two love each other , and i 'm really happy for you . you deserve it , but what if one day david no longer poses a threat and you two decide you want this baby back ? jake : well , that 's never going to happen . liza : can you promise me ? i mean , can you look me in the eye and swear to me that this baby will never be taken away from me ? no , no , you ca n't . [ scene_break ] david : braxton hicks , huh ? nature 's way of playing `` made you look . `` amanda : get out . david : krystal left me . amanda : took her long enough . glad to hear she 's finally come to her senses . david : you 're right . i did n't treat her very well . i have n't treated you very well either , have i ? amanda : what 's this all about ? david : i did n't mean to hurt you , amanda . amanda : hmm , you 've been drinking . david : yeah , a little . maybe just enough to help me find the courage to look in the mirror for a change . amanda : one more time -- what do you want ? david : how did we get here , amanda ? you and i ? amanda : what ? david : i mean , we were kind of like friends once , right ? this , this baby -- i mean , this baby was conceived by two people who actually liked each other . what happened ? [ scene_break ] opal : ah , how the heck did you do that ? tad : this , mama . i 'm telling you , it 's all spin . opal : well , you are a cruel , mean son for whooping me like that . tad : what are you talking about ? opal : ohh . tad : this is -- this is the first game i 've won since we started . you 're five games up . opal : yeah , well , i 'm officially too pooped to participate . i 'm finito . tad : you ok ? opal : no , nothing that my little blue pills , my little allergy pills -- tad : i know , i know where to find it . i 'll get it . you just relax . and by the way , i owned you during that last game . opal : oh , you did , did you ? well -- tad : oh , my god . [ doorbell chimes ] opal : krystal . krystal : i left david . opal : and what do you expect from tad ? krystal : i just came by to tell him he was right . [ scene_break ] kendall : thank you , thank you . how did you do that ? how did you get that done ? jack : i called in a judge , then i called in a favor . you have to remember i used to be a big - shot da around here , so -- kendall : yeah , yeah , until you came to my sister 's rescue which cost you your job . jack : well , you know , i 've got this soft spot in my heart and in my head i think as well for you kane women . plus , i happen to think you 're innocent . kendall : thank you . jack : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall did n't shoot stuart . jesse : i 've got to say this is pretty impressive , zach . you taking a murder rap for somebody like this , the whole `` far , far better thing . `` zach : did she tell you she took a shot at somebody ? jesse : ok , she 's the mother of your kid , but you 're not even together anymore . zach : did she confess , jesse ? jesse : i was forced to lock you up for a crime i know damn well you did n't commit and now she 's locked up , too . the question is , who does that leave to take care of your little boy ? ryan ? zach : she did n't confess anything , did she ? you got me here to push my buttons so i 'd give you some kind of answer for something . it 's not going to work . you 've got nothing . you do n't have enough to convict kendall for anything . jesse : i had enough to make this arrest , and if forensics proves out , there will be enough for a conviction , too . zach : you know what that is ? that 's desperation and it shows . as far as my son , he 's going to be just fine . how about yours ? i understand he got hurt . jesse : yeah . zach : what 's the prognosis ? jesse : his hands are kind of messed up , but he 's going to live . and he might have to stay in germany for awhile . zach : well , i hope it 's going to work out , but maybe you should go see him , spend some time with him instead of wasting your time here with me . [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't want to be pitied either alive or dead . erica : adam , you asked me how i felt when i found out and i told you . you have unfinished business in this world , things that you 've only just begun to accept about yourself , things concerning your family , and i began to see some regret in your eyes . adam : what do you think , i 'm turning into some kind of sentimental sap ? erica : no , of course -- no . but you 're also not a cold - hearted ogre who would want to profit from a faulty heart valve . you and i have one very strong passion in common -- our families , and i know the pain you 're going through over stuart 's death . and what i see is that you are genuinely trying to live up to all that stuart represented for you and your family . adam : well , i will admit that there are a few things that i 'm reevaluating in my life . erica : good . adam : but that brings us back to you and me . erica , where do we stand ? erica : the one thing that is certain between you and me , adam , is that you will never know what 's really on my mind . colby : ahem . adam : colby . colby : i need to speak to my father alone . erica : it 's all right . i really was just on my way out . adam : yeah , but please do n't . stay . you can use my study to handle your business calls . erica : all right . adam : i do n't appreciate rude behavior like that , young lady . colby : i just overheard mom and jake martin talking at the hospital . was he really supposed to be my father ? adam : what did liza tell you ? colby : she does n't know i heard anything . neither does jake . everything she 's ever told me about you is true , is n't it ? adam : no , you do n't understand . colby : for years i 've blamed her . i was so sure nobody could possibly be as cruel as she said you were , and no matter what you did , i 've always told myself you 're my father . adam : yes , oh , yes , i am your father . colby : because you what ? broke into a sperm bank ? adam : sweetheart , you have to understand the complexity , the circumstances of what was going on there then . colby : what circumstances ? you had to be in control , just like always , and i was a tool to help you get what you wanted . so you made sure you ended up being my father instead of jake . you wanted control over her , and you used me to do it . [ scene_break ] liza : see , i ca n't afford to get attached to another child and then lose it . no , jake , this is my last chance to make up for all those mistakes that i 've made with colby . i am going to give this child the love that it deserves and not use it as some sick game between two people . jake : look , if we do this thing , and trust me , i 've had my reservations , but if we do this thing , the baby is yours . yours , period . liza : ok , promise me . jake : i promise . liza : jake , i am warning you . if you try to trick me , as far as we have come , i will make sure that you not only lose this baby but you will lose amanda , too . [ scene_break ] opal : tad is healing right now and not only from getting shot in the head . krystal : i did n't come by here to try to steal tad 's heart back , opal . i just came by to talk to him . you have every right to trash me , especially after what i did to tad . i made a major mistake with david , no excuses . the only finger i 'm pointing is in the mirror . i know i 'm not much to be proud of , but there is some good left in me , and a lot of that is because of tad and what he gave me . before we were parents or partners or husband and wife , he was my friend , and i need that friend tonight . tad : hi . krystal : hey . tad : welcome back . [ scene_break ] jesse : you need to consider what we talked about . zach : i did and you got my answer . how is ian ? kendall : he 's doing all right . i 'm on my way to see him , but i had to see you first . i need to know , zach . did you kill stuart ? [ scene_break ] tad : come on in , come on in . so is this , this is the -- it 's true , right ? are you and david , you know , you 're really kaput ? or is this as in everybody still in a relationship taking one big step forward -- not so fast , krystal . krystal : yeah , it 's -- it 's really over . tad : ah . so , i mean , where are you going to stay ? krystal : i have n't gotten that far yet . tad : well , i have , baby . you 're staying here . opal : what ? tad : oh , yeah -- oh , yeah . krystal : no , no , no , listen . that 's not why i came here tonight . opal : tad , we have been down this road before , you know . she swears she has given up dr. d. and then she 's back by his side quicker than you can say jack robinson . krystal : she 's right , you know . i do n't blame you for , you know , taking this into consideration , considering my track record . tad : would you two cut it out ? you 're giving me a headache . what a couple of cynics . you were outside . see , it 's a beautiful spring evening . it 's an evening to celebrate . you know what we should do ? we should wake up the girls , take them outside . we 'll have a picnic , crack open a couple of juice boxes , and we 'll toast to your big return , how 's that , huh ? opal : hey , listen , kathy has school tomorrow morning . we are not waking her up . i just barely got her down to begin with . tad : ok , what about jenny ? is jenny all right ? come on , mama , it 's a night to party . krystal : tad , i do n't think you understand . tad : oh , come on , sweetheart . of course , i understand . you 're not back here for me , leastways not like that . i mean i get it . your daughter 's here and you need a safe place to stay . you know , and despite the fact mama 's going to be running around here giving you the fish eye for 24 hours a day you can be safe here . i hope you know that . more than anything you 're safe in my house . i do n't care what road life takes us down . you and me are friends . krystal : i guess you do understand . [ scene_break ] david : tell me , what is it about me that you hate so much ? amanda : you want to take my baby . david : fair enough . so is that it ? is that the extent of my sins ? amanda : you hurt people . you like to hurt people . david : no , you see -- now see , that 's not quite true . i 'm no sadist . there 's no satisfaction , no pleasure involved . but you 're right , you 're right . i do hurt people . i remember when i was just a boy , i went on this backpacking trip into the forest , and there was some person who had set some coyote traps around . i remember seeing this one trap that had been sprung with this animal paw severed and in it . the animal had chewed off its own paw just to escape the trap . and i remember thinking , what a horrible , horrible thing , to have to do something like that . but as my life went on , i kept finding myself stepping into one trap after the next , and every time i did , i just kept losing something , you know ? another part of myself , and then i finally realized in this life you 've got to set your own traps before walking into someone else 's . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . jake : what 's going on ? tad : join the celebration . opal : yeah , the martin clubhouse just took in another stray . jake : you 're kidding me , right ? krystal : i -- i 'm going to get jenny some more juice . i 'll be right back . opal : mom 's going to get you some more juicee . juicee , that 's right . jake : what ? tad : what ? jake : what do you mean `` what ? `` tad : what ? it does n't mean anything , ok ? it 's not a big deal . krystal and david had a fight . she needs a place to stay . i invited her to stay here for a little while . jake : she needs a place to stay ? tad : ok , like i said , it does n't mean anything . except , of course , to jenny . look at her . jake : i saw her . tad : no , go ahead . look at her . jake , come on . what little girl does n't want both her parents under the same roof , ok ? relax . it 's a good thing . [ scene_break ] adam : i 'm not going to lie to you . all of the things , the details surrounding your conception ... tricking liza like i did , that was all part and parcel of wanting to get liza back in my life again . what can i say ? i was a man madly in love and people like that do strange things . but i always wanted you . you are everything to me , colby . you have to know that . colby : but why did you keep this from me ? why did i have to find out now ? like this ? adam : you will have to ask your mother about that . she stole you away from me . i did n't know where you were for years . colby : but i came back . adam : yes . yes , despite all the poisons that liza poured into your ears about me , you came back . and i look forward now and all i can see is a wonderful , wonderful future with you , not a past filled with recriminations . there was no need to burden you with what happened back then when all that i needed to know is how much i need you right now . colby : i do n't know what to do . adam : well , maybe you could start by forgiving me . i wanted to make sure you were my daughter , not jake martin 's . liza : oh , my god . so you told her ? colby : he did n't have to . i overheard you and jake talking at the hospital . liza : colby , i ... i am sorry . adam : colby . please forgive me . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , what happened was a horrible mistake . you thought stuart was adam , but you ca n't do this to yourself . you ca n't rot away in here . not if it 's just to keep me from being involved as some accomplice . you have to fight . maybe you can get a lesser charge . zach : hey , hey , hey . we both wanted the same thing . and now all i want is for you to be out there . i saw you standing there holding the gun . kendall : right , right , and i saw you with a gun . you were in the house . but i did n't do it . i -- i could n't do it . i got freaked out . i dropped the gun , and i ran . and that is when i heard the gun shot go off . so i thought you did it . zach : he was shot from the terrace . kendall : well , i thought maybe you came after me and ended up shooting from the terrace . zach : i was still inside when stuart was killed . i did n't shoot anyone , and we both know that . kendall : you did n't shoot him ? zach : i was about to pull the trigger when i heard the gun go off . i was looking right at adam . stuart . and i saw him fall . and then i checked his pulse . he was gone . so i went out on the terrace looking for you . you were gone . but the gun you dropped was right there . i picked it up , fired a shot to get some powder residue on my hands , and fingerprints on the weapon . kendall : you did all that to cover for me ? to -- to protect me ? zach : spike needs his mom . and now with ian -- well , those boys need you more than they need me . so now all we have to do is create some reasonable doubt for your case . kendall : reasonable doubt ? zach , i told you i did n't do it . zach : stop it . if we 're going to pull through this , we have to be straight with each other . kendall : oh , my god . you do n't believe me . you still think i killed stuart . [ scene_break ] amanda : i did n't set any trap for you , david . i did n't plan on having this baby . david : no , of course not . i know that . amanda : but i 've also seen first hand how ruthless you can be , how you tried to tear little adam away from his father . david : no , wait a minute . that was different , ok ? that 's my grandson . i was just trying to see him . amanda : why do n't you get back together with krystal , ok ? you guys are perfect for each other . and it 's not like you do n't have any children . you have marissa . bring her into your life . just please leave my baby alone . promise me that you wo n't try and take my baby , and we will work something out , ok ? i swear we will . [ scene_break ] jake : david sent you here , did n't he ? what , are you spying on amanda ? krystal : no . i 've left him . jake : well , i do n't believe you . krystal : are you kidding me ? you saw him . he tried to buy amanda 's baby with a big fat check . you think i would stay with him after that ? that i would forgive something like that ? jake : i think you 'd probably forgive him for just about anything , yeah . krystal : i do n't blame you for thinking like that . i 've done some pretty awful things for him , but it 's over , and i am away from him for good . and if you really love amanda , then , yes , you should stay suspicious of everyone and everything . because , i 'm telling you something , he is never ever going to give up . jake : krystal , this is not your house anymore , and i do n't like you here . so if you hurt my brother or you go near amanda at all , you 're going to find that hayward is not the only doctor you need to be afraid of . [ scene_break ] colby : we 've lost too much around here already . yes , i can forgive you . liza : colby , and me ? please , do you forgive me for not telling you ? colby : he was n't raising me , spending every day with me . how could you never say a word ? liza : i wanted to . i was so close a few times . but i just figured it was n't the right thing to do . i figured what was done was done , and i did n't want to see you hurt . colby : but this would 've proven your case all those times you were telling me what a monster my father was . liza : no , no . because what he did , he did n't do for an ugly reason . yeah , he tricked me into having his baby , but the reason he did it was because he just wanted me . and with you , it was making us a real family . honey , despite everything i have said about your father , at one time i did love him . hell , i married him three times . adam : we did one thing incredibly well . you . i ca n't take much credit for raising her , because liza did that . and she 's certainly responsible for your beauty . colby : [ mouthing ] thank you . [ normal voice ] if you loved each other , what happened ? liza : well , we both wanted to be in control . i think we were just too much alike . would n't you say ? adam : although i would n't have admitted this then , i must admit that your running off with her was n't the worst thing that could happen . i 'm sure you 're aware of j.r. 's opinion of my propensity for meddling in my children 's lives . liza : not just your children 's lives . adam : i think i 've mellowed . liza : as much as i hate admitting this , you know , you have done a wonderful job with colby since she 's been back . adam : [ mouthing ] thank you . erica : well , is n't this a happy family gathering ? [ scene_break ] jake : hey . what are you doing home ? i -- i thought you were going to stay overnight . i was going to come over . i was getting ready . amanda : i was , but i freaked . i thought i 'd come home , but now i 'm even more freaked that there 's a picnic going on out there with krystal . jake : yeah , well , see , tad invited krystal to move back into the house . she says that she broke up with david . amanda : that 's why i freaked at the hospital . he paid me a visit . jake : david ? really ? what did he say ? what did he do ? amanda : noth -- jake : no , come here . come here , come here . amanda : nothing . he 's just -- he was just really weird . and he told me that krystal left him , and then he started talking about himself . i 've never seen him that vulnerable before . he reminded me of the man i first met after babe died . jake : hmm . well , vulnerable ? i 'm not so sure . but i think what he 's trying to do is keep you off your game . you got to remember everything with this guy is a trick . amanda : i do n't know . he seemed really genuine . it 's all so surreal . the doctor keeps telling me to not stress out . and then everywhere i go , i hit something . jake : it 's going to be ok , ok ? amanda : i 'm scared . i 'm scared . i 'm just -- i 'm worried this plan , something 's going to go wrong . jake : well , i have a sneaking suspicion everything is just going to be perfect . it 's going to be fine , ok ? amanda : i know i ca n't keep this baby , but we just have to make sure the wrong person does n't take him . jake : the right person 's going to get this baby . i promise . i promise . [ scene_break ] kendall : i did not kill stuart . even though i thought it was adam standing there , i still could n't bring myself to pull the trigger . zach , i know you and i have grown apart , and the trust we had is n't there anymore . but you have got to believe me now . i swear on the lives of our children , i did not do this . do you believe me ? zach : yeah . i did n't kill him either . the only reason i confessed was to protect you . kendall : what are we going to do now ? so neither on of us did it . but you did a hell of a job making yourself look guilty . zach : well , i 'll have to do what i can to undo what i did , and to clear you . we 're going to have to work together on this . kendall : yeah . there were a lot of people there that night . i mean , any one of them could have picked up the gun and shot stuart . zach : and any one of them had a reason to want adam dead . [ scene_break ] liza : i should go . colby , you still did n't answer my question . have you forgiven me for not telling you ? colby : there are a lot of things i ca n't forgive you for . not yet , at least . but this is n't one of them . liza : well , good . maybe we can work the rest of them out sometime . perhaps over some lunch ? colby : yeah . that would be nice . liza : i would like that . erica : i 'll show you out . liza : well , erica , you are acting like quite the lady of the house around here these days . is there anything i should know about -- about you and adam ? erica : liza , if there were anything you should know about anything , i certainly would n't tell you . liza : well , my interests are only in regards to colby . erica : yes , that was quite a touching family tableau back there . i do n't buy your contrition act for one minute . a snake might shed her skin , but underneath she 's just a snake . [ scene_break ] jake : you have to believe that i am going to take care of this , ok ? it 's all going to work out . it 's all going to work out . amanda : i want to so bad . oh , i am going to go upstairs and take a very long bath . jake : ah , sounds nice . go ahead . i 'll come up and bring you some tea . amanda : [ giggling ] ok . [ scene_break ] krystal : do you see your star ? tad : huh ? krystal : your star ? tad : oh , yeah . it 's there . nice and bright tonight . i think dixie wants me to make a wish . i just ca n't figure out what it is . you know what ? come to think of it , why ca n't you make a wish ? krystal : i do n't know . i do n't think i want to push my luck . just being able to be here right now ? that 's enough . jenny : [ babbling ] [ scene_break ] [ david sits on the windowsill at wildwind holding krystal 's ring with tears in his eyes ]
jesse visits zach in prison to let him know that he arrested kendall . in the pine valley jail , kendall meets with jack , her lawyer . at the hospital , colby listens to jake and liza talking . liza tells jake that she wishes that jake were colby 's father . erica pulls away from adam and tells him that he is no match for her . at wildwind , krystal pulls off her wedding rings and gives them back to david . david tries to talk to krystal , but she leaves him anyway . amanda orders david out of her hospital room david and amanda begin to resolve their differences . amanda tells david that if he promises that he wo n't take her baby then they will try to work something out . when krystal visits tad to let him know that he was right about david , he asks her to move back in . opal has her reservations about krystal being here . tad is overwhelmed that krystal is home and wants to have a celebration . jack arranges for kendall 's release from jail . colby confronts adam and liza about them not telling her how adam manipulated liza into having his child . colby forgives both adam and liza . erica walks into a very tender moment between adam , liza and colby . liza promises jake that if he goes back on his promise to her that she will make him and amanda both pay . kendall visits zach in jail and asks if he killed stuart . jake arrives home to find out from opal that krystal is moving back in . jake assures amanda that her child will be given to the right person .
angie : i can not believe that i invited dr. doom and his bride to dinner . jesse : what i ca n't believe is you dragging me along to suffer with you . angie : well , you 're the one who said kill him with kindness . look , i just need you to watch him , because you know how david sets me off with nothing more than a look . jesse : yeah , i know that look . i 've been there . angie : do you have that taser handy ? [ jesse scoffs ] [ scene_break ] david : you can back out of this dinner if you like . greenlee : i 'm fine . do you like these ? david : perfect . just like you . you know , sometimes i catch sight of you walking across a room or coming through a door , and i ca n't believe that you 're my wife . how lucky am i ? greenlee : i think i 'll try the other pair . david : i 'm sorry we have to go out to dinner with the hubbards . greenlee : it 's fine . david : `` it 's fine . `` hmm . you 're fine . you 've been saying that a lot . i 'm not sure i believe you . greenlee : is erica fine ? you keep saying she is . she could be lying in the wreckage of a plane somewhere . david : there 's been no report of a crash . greenlee : but that does n't mean anything . maybe it was foggy . maybe the plane went down -- in the ocean . david : ok . erica is like a cat . she has more lives than husbands . at this moment , she 's probably holed up somewhere plotting her next move to roar back into fusion . and when she does , we need to be ready . you 're right . those earrings are definitely better . [ scene_break ] krystal : still not returning your calls ? jack : no , not a one . krystal : well , erica and i may not be bosom buddies , but skimming money off of miranda center , her own daughter 's charity , not a chance . jack : i could n't agree with you more , but there 's so much evidence to the contrary . erica 's nowhere to be found . krystal : yeah . and she 's the type that usually comes out fighting . jack : exactly . that 's why i 'm so worried . [ scene_break ] caleb : [ snoring loudly ] hey ! erica : oh ! caleb : oh . erica : do n't feel my leg . stop looking at my legs . caleb : oh , please . do n't flatter yourself . that looks infected . [ caleb clears throat ] erica : no , it does n't . it 's not . caleb : well , i hope not , 'cause you 're enough trouble when you 're healthy . erica : well , do n't worry about it . i 've never felt stronger . i certainly do n't need anything from you . caleb : morning . [ duck quacks ] caleb : well , good . 'cause the door 's open , sun 's up , good day for you to head on down the mountain . erica : you 're throwing me out ? caleb : you said you were good to walk . erica : i am . i 'm fine . that 's right . caleb : good . then you can head on back to civilization . take a left at the big tree . erica : oh ! slippery floor . my leg 's gon na be all right -- caleb : ok . erica : just as soon as i get medical attention , which i intend to do as soon as possible . caleb : good for you . erica : that 's why i 'm leaving right now . caleb : hmm . erica : and i remember my way down . i can do this . caleb : watch your step . mudslide could send you flying . erica : are you telling me that i should stay ? caleb : ha ! hell , no . just telling you what to expect . erica : well , then , why did you -- caleb : 'cause i want to be sure you 're leaving . erica : of course , i 'm leaving . i want to go . caleb : ohh -- erica : my family , my friends , they must be really worried sick about me , and my company 's in crisis . i ca n't afford to hang around this dump , no matter how charming the company is , so -- if we could eat something , i 'll go . caleb : i thought you were n't a fan of the cuisine . erica : well , it 's growing on me . caleb : well , knock yourself out . erica : are you kidding me ? are you telling me there is nothing left to eat ? caleb : you can always shoot something . erica : yeah , do n't tempt me . caleb : or you can wait till the rangers come by . they come by every couple of weeks . they 'll have something for you to eat . erica : no , thank you . i have waited long enough . thank you very , very much . [ sighs ] some barracuda in lipstick is trying to steal my company . ah ! yes ! yes ! i knew i would find something . see ? caleb : hey . if you 're so famous , how come nobody 's looking for you ? erica : well , after they know that my plane crashed , i know everybody 's gon na be looking for me . oh , my god . i just realized i forced the pilot to take off before he could file a flight plan . caleb : so nobody knows where you are ? erica : wait a second . i think when the pilot got to the hospital , he must have opened his mouth . caleb : i do n't think so . he was in pretty bad shape . erica : you mean , you do n't think that he ever came to ? caleb : nope . erica : oh , no . caleb : so , let 's see -- the list of people who know where you are is -- me . erica : that 's why i really have to get out of here , just as soon as i eat something . caleb : as soon as we eat something . erica : well , now , i was hoping that you would be gracious enough to let me eat this . i really need my strength to get down that mountain . caleb : ok . it 's all yours . all you have to do is open it . erica : [ slams the can down ] aah ! caleb : break a nail ? erica : smartass . caleb : do a lot of camping ? [ thumping ] caleb : why do n't you try biting it ? erica : very funny . caleb : want to share ? erica : share . caleb : oh , my . do n't leave home without it . [ uses a knife to break the vacuum seal ] caleb : there we go . [ metal rattling ] caleb : mmm . [ scene_break ] [ bag zips closed ] [ elevator door opens ] madison : hey . ryan : hey . madison : what are you doing here ? ryan : somebody sent a letter for fusion to cambias . i guess they did n't get the memo that i do n't work here anymore . madison : well , i 'm glad you made the trip . ryan : hmm . here you go . madison : oh , a letter . ryan : yeah , it 's the one i was talking about . madison : yeah . [ chuckles ] ryan : hey , any word from erica ? madison : no , nothing . ryan : really ? ok . i 'll see you . madison : well , hey , how was emma 's party ? i got her a gift . ryan : oh , you did ? oh , it was great . she had a blast . she 'll be thrilled to hear that . i got ta get going . ok ? madison : ok . ryan : i 'll see you later ? madison : you will . ryan : ok . [ elevator door opens , closes , and opens again ] madison : oh , it 's you . frankie : ouch . madison : oh , sorry . i did n't mean it like that . frankie : uh - huh . is randi back ? madison : no , you missed her again . she actually just left a little bit ago . frankie : huh . thanks . madison : hey , frankie ? i need a man 's opinion . frankie : oh ? madison : huh . look , so , ryan is all about how he does n't want a commitment or a relationship or whatever , and i get that . frankie : but ? you 're interested ? madison : and he 's still kind of hung up on greenlee , which i get , too . frankie : so -- madison : so -- if ryan were maybe up for something a little bit more casual , would i be crazy to do it ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is crazy . you know that , right ? dinner with the chief of police while erica is missing in the whole miranda scandal ? david : it 's all right . greenlee : you know he 's gon na have questions for us . david : i can handle jesse and angie and still enjoy my steak . you need to stop rushing to the worst - case scenario . greenlee : no , i ca n't stop . screwing with the books is one thing . but if you caused erica 's -- david : ok , do n't . do n't ! please do n't say that . you have to know that i would never do that to erica . how the hell could i possibly know that she would force her pilot to take off without the required inspection ? greenlee : that 's why you do n't tamper with planes . david : [ sighs ] all right . greenlee , it 's gon na be all right . erica will be back , and fusion will be yours . greenlee : this is n't how i wanted to win . david : if this had been a fair competition , there 's no doubt you would have won . erica is the one that turned this dirty . ok ? she 's the reason why we had to stoop to her level . now , i know you 're upset , ok ? but i promised that i would help you and protect you , and that 's exactly what i 'm doing . greenlee : then find erica . david : i will . but right now , i 'm looking forward to taking my beautiful wife out to dinner . pine valley 's newest power couple hitting the town . i 'm sure a few heads will turn . greenlee : i have to finish getting ready . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , he 's breathing better now . doctor : i got the page . angie : he fell off his bike , and we still do n't know what happened before or after the fall . i had to do an r.s.i . we 'll send him to the unit as soon as he 's ready . doctor : we 're lucky he 's still with us . angie : well , listen . just make sure that you keep me posted , all right , because i want to know what caused that fall . doctor : you bet . jesse : wow . saving a kid 's life , all in a day 's work , huh ? angie : oh , baby , just doing my job . jesse : you 're really amazing at your job . you know that , right ? angie : just instinct . i mean , you see someone in trouble , and you want to help them , and you ca n't . jesse : what do you mean you ca n't ? you just kept that kid breathing . angie : you know what ? if this hospital were properly staffed , a specialist would have been here already . jesse : well , you know what ? you need to beat david hayward over the head with that one at dinner . angie : jesse , that 's the first thing he did . i mean , he brought the staff down to bare bones . you know , if that child had died -- if he had died , it would have been david 's fault . jesse : uh - oh . dr. doom better bring his kevlar vest to dinner , i see , huh ? angie : no , you do n't have to worry . i 'm not gon na shoot , stab , or strangle david . i just need him to know that his cost - cutting measures are hurting the people who come to us for help . jesse : baby , you know , it 's not too late to cancel this whole thing . angie : no , no . not a chance . listen , just give me a few minutes so that i can go and try to get beautiful for you . jesse : hey , that 's already a done deal , but you got something over here . [ scene_break ] frankie : ryan 's a great guy . he 's straight up . he wo n't lie . and he wo n't use you . madison : so is that manspeak for go for it ? frankie : ehh -- madison : i 'm just looking for a little bit of perspective here , you know ? you 're a guy . you know how guys think . so a little bit of guy insight would be great . frankie : you know , why ca n't you just , i do n't know , read a book or something ? madison : frankie , should i ask him out ? frankie : [ sighs ] i mean , what 's the worst that could happen ? if he says no , you 'll live , right ? madison : i 'll call him , i 'll call him . frankie : good . madison : ok . and you 'll stay , frankie , please ? just in case i mess up ? frankie : ooh -- all right . madison : thank you . thank you . frankie : yeah . [ ringing ] frankie : just take it -- ryan : hello ? madison : hi . ryan , it 's madison . i was wondering if you might want to grab a drink . i want to give you emma 's present , if you 're free . ryan : yeah , that sounds good . what do you say we meet at confusion ? madison : ok , great . i 'll see you there . bye . frankie : aww -- madison : ok . frankie : all right ! see , now here 's my card if you need any more -- ahem -- expert advice . madison : oh , thanks . frankie : mm - hmm . madison : ok , this is weird , right ? frankie : yeah . madison : i mean , it was n't that long ago that i was the monster going after your family . now here i am asking you for dating advice . frankie : yeah , well , you had it bad , but you got help . madison , you 're a great person . trust that . [ scene_break ] david : you all set ? greenlee : i 'm gon na call the airport in west virginia . you know , maybe they 've heard something . maybe the pilot has called them or -- david : greenlee , you have to know you ca n't do that . greenlee : yeah , because it would be suspicious . someone calling out of the blue and asking about erica 's plane ? david : yes ! greenlee : a plane that could be in pieces . david : or could be parked on a lovely secluded island somewhere with erica sunning herself and planning her next move . have i ever let you down ? have i ever given you reason to doubt me ? greenlee : no . david : then please , just trust me on this . everything is gon na be fine . fusion will be yours , and we 'll be safe . all you have to do is relax and get through this dinner . greenlee : with the chief of police and his wife . david : we wo n't have dessert . [ scene_break ] krystal : jackson , i have some good news . marissa said that erica had a gift messengered over to emma for her birthday . jack : huh . krystal : look , i did n't expect you to jump up on the table and cheer , but i thought that would rate more than a `` huh . `` it means erica 's ok if she 's shopping for toys . jack : look , erica has some very serious allegations being leveled at her , and she 's nowhere to be found , but yet , she has time to shop for a birthday present for emma ? krystal : huh . jack : exactly my point . it does n't make any sense . whether she wants my help or not , she 's gon na get it . jesse , it 's jack . can you meet me at fusion ? it 's urgent . thanks . krystal : i hope she knows how lucky she is to have you . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , a fire would be great . caleb : yep . erica : any chance ? caleb : wood 's wet . erica : no harm in trying . caleb : you must not hear the word `` no `` very often . erica : just prefer to be proactive . caleb : proactive . there you go , proactive . erica : are you serious ? caleb : you 're the one who wants a fire . erica : ok . i can do this . i do pilates . [ caleb groans ] erica : [ laughs as she splits wood ] oh , hey , i 'm good at this ! all i have to do is imagine your big , thick head ! caleb : i heard that . erica : good ! well , listen carefully , 'cause here comes another one . [ scene_break ] ryan : any hints ? madison : ruin the surprise ? i do n't think so . ryan : ah . madison : ok , it 's a fusion children 's makeup set . i 'm bad at surprises . ryan : really ? she 's gon na love that . madison : i hope so . ryan : she will . she definitely will . ryan : [ sighs ] i have to say , your call was -- was a surprise . madison : it was ? ryan : yeah , a good surprise . a good one . madison : yeah ? ryan : yeah . usually after the whole `` i 'm not looking for a relationship `` talk , women delete me pretty quickly after that speech , so -- madison : well , i meant what i said about my baggage , too . i have been a disaster with relationships . look , the last thing i want is to get all serious and complicated with somebody . ryan : hmm . so you 're cool with casual ? madison : cool ? i 'm way cool . i 'm cooler than cool . i 'm the coolest -- except that probably sounded very uncool . ryan : [ laughs ] no , actually , it did n't at all . madison : i just -- i do n't know . i like hanging out with you . ryan : yeah , me , too . but unfortunately , right now , i got ta get back to emma , so -- madison : absolutely . ryan : you know what ? why do n't you come with ? madison : to your place with you ? ryan : yes , with me , and you can give emma her present in person . she would love that . madison : you know , i just got ta check one thing first , ok ? ryan : ok . sure . woman : hi . ryan : thanks . [ music playing ] madison : frankie , why are n't you picking up your phone ? listen , do i go to ryan 's place or do n't i ? what do you think it means ? i mean , i really want to , but -- if i do -- ryan : everything ok ? madison : yeah , it 's great . ryan : so , are we going ? madison : i think i 'm gon na have to pass right now , but another time ? ryan : sure . madison : ok . [ scene_break ] caleb : dorothy , what the hell are you doing ? erica : i am cold , tired , and hungry . i have n't had caffeine for two days . i have slept on that couch . i 've chopped wood . i 've eaten putrid food , and i 've endured you calling me `` dorothy . `` so i swear to god , if you make one crack , i am throwing you in that fire . caleb : how about i just thank you for reminding me of why i live alone ? erica : oh , you live alone , all right . nobody comes to visit . not one picture is around . even that dog you claimed you owned , he did n't come back . caleb : oh , he 'll be back . i just like solitude . erica : it 's not natural . i mean , you must get lonely . do n't you ever want to share a laugh or this solitude of yours with somebody ? caleb : nope . erica : well , i sure miss my daughters . and jack . caleb : your husband ? erica : he was . he 's a lawyer . caleb : lawyers . bear food . erica : jack 's not like other lawyers . he 's a good man , and he makes me laugh . caleb : hmm . erica : in fact , i think of all my husbands , he was probably the best . caleb : all your husbands ? how many husbands have you had ? erica : 10 . caleb : 10 ? who the hell gets married 10 times ? erica : well , certainly not anybody like you . caleb : oh ho ho ! whoa ! erica : boy , i 'd give anything to see jack 's face right now , hear his voice , have him just walk right through that door . boy , would i just love that . i hate you . [ scene_break ] jack : jesse , erica did not do this , and i want to clear her name . believe me , i know how bad this looks . jesse : i know you want to protect her , jackson , but the s.e.c . is all over this . they are gon na find her . jack : and i wan na find her first , ok ? look , thank you for coming over here . i hope i 'm not interrupting any plans . jesse : oh , please . i 'm not looking forward to these particular plans . dinner with the haywards ? please . jack : the haywards , as in my daughter and david hayward ? jesse : not a pleasant thought , no offense to your daughter . jack : no , none taken , believe me . look , i think david hayward is behind this . i think he framed erica just to get her out of fusion . i 'd bet anything . jesse : hey , we 're on the same page here . my antenna 's up . the radar is on . i 'm gon na dig , see what i can find , ok ? jack : appreciate that . and you 'll keep me posted ? thanks . [ scene_break ] krystal : david and greenlee are your dinner guests ? does jesse know that ? angie : my husband loves me . krystal : a lot ! but just do n't wreck the place , ok ? i just got it . angie : yeah , i 'll do my best . jesse 's late . krystal : i 'll keep the drinks coming . krystal : welcome . david : yeah . well , congratulations on your new venture , krystal . krystal : just keep the place standing . david : well , it 's just dinner with friends , right ? krystal : friends ? greenlee : no drama . david : yeah . well -- so is n't jesse joining us ? angie : as soon as he can . police business . something about erica . david : oh . well , does anybody object if i order a bottle of wine ? great . pinot noir . it happens to be greenlee 's favorite . krystal : it 's a good thing she does n't like milk . i 'll do my best . angie : so , do you two get out a lot ? david : well , not as much as we 'd like , but what married couple does n't say that these days , right ? angie : well , it 's nice when you have someone to come home to , you know , someone who understands , especially with the stress we all face at work . i mean , not that i get to see jesse much these days , you know , with the new staff cuts at the hospital . david : it was a decision that had to be made . angie : you know , sometimes decisions have to be unmade . david : you know , i have every confidence that you can handle it , angie . jesse : hey , sorry i 'm late . hope i did n't miss all the fun . greenlee : angie said you had a lead on erica . david : oh , i 'm sure he ca n't talk about that . angie : we were discussing the hospital . david : no , that 's all right . we 're through with that subject . [ cell phone rings ] jesse : excuse me . hmm . i have to take this . hubbard . david : wow . krystal 's really outdone herself with this menu . i 'll tell you what , you wan na split the spicy cornbread ? greenlee : yeah , that sounds great . will you excuse me ? i just have to use the ladies ' room real quick . [ music playing ] greenlee : was that about erica ? jesse : that was the s.e.c . when 's the last time you spoke to her ? greenlee : before she left town . jesse : and what did you talk about ? anything i should know ? greenlee : are you grilling me ? jesse : yeah . greenlee , if you know where that woman is , now would be the time to tell me everything you know . krystal : enjoy . david : yeah . this was an interesting choice for a dinner . angie , a truce , perhaps ? angie : you know , we almost lost a patient today , a child about 12 years old , because our specialists are stretched too thin . david : hospitals all over the country are struggling with staff and budgetary issues . angie : i only care about my hospital . david : you know what your problem is ? you got ta stop thinking that i 'm making these cuts to punish you . angie : that 's exactly what you did , because you do n't give a damn about anything but yourself . jesse : ok , is everything fine here ? angie : except that i have to work with a narcissistic control freak who 's only interested in power plays and revenge . jesse : ok , why do n't we enjoy this fine wine and just chill ? angie : because i am not a hypocrite . because i ca n't act as if nothing is wrong when this man is trying to destroy a place i love ! jesse : you know what ? maybe we should do this another night . angie : no , i 'm not done ! you know , you are a wretched -- jesse : no , no , no , no . baby , baby , baby , we 're done . we 're done . believe me . come on , let 's go . angie : this is n't over . david : ok . well , this dinner is over . take care . enjoy the night . jesse : it 's ok . just calm down . all right . angie : what did i just do ? jesse : baby , you just spoke from your heart , all right ? it 's ok . come on . [ scene_break ] erica : where were you ? caleb : when ? erica : just now . i was about to tell you something very , very heartfelt , from my point of view , and very important , and you just left . caleb : and ? erica : and it 's rude . caleb : i had to -- erica : oh . all right . well , here . caleb : keep it . erica : i 'm leaving . caleb : what , this hour ? erica : well , i said i was going today , and i am . caleb : you can hardly walk . erica : i would crawl to get down this mountain . i mean , i 'm certainly not gon na hang around here and wait for those rangers to show up . caleb : suit yourself . erica : well , good - bye again . caleb : hey . take this . [ hands over a flashlight ] you 're gon na need it . and if you see a bear , stand perfectly still . or run like hell . i can never remember which one . [ erica clutches her make - up bag and begins to walk away but quickly collapses ] [ scene_break ] david : greenlee , you really have to try to relax . greenlee : i 'll relax when i know what happened to erica . i know , i know , i know . everything is ok , and she 's probably in bora bora getting a mani - pedi right now , but that 's crap , and you know it . david : why ca n't that be true ? greenlee : because she never lets down . she never stops , and no one knows that better than i do . i have to get going . david : going ? greenlee : i 'm going to fusion . the s.e.c . 's gon na be looking at the books , and i wan na be prepared . david : ok , do n't go like this . greenlee : i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] ryan : jack . hey . ryan . listen , david and greenlee just totally got into it over here , and she is not very happy and headed to fusion . maybe you ought to head over there and find out what 's going on . jack : listen , ryan , i 'm already at fusion . do me a favor . stall david for as long as you can . ryan : i will , and maybe if we 're lucky , we 'll get some answers . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] madison : hello ? frankie : hey . i got your message . were you kidding ? because when i offered you my card for guy advice , i was kidding . madison : yeah , i was 90 % sure that you were kidding , but i did n't have anyone else to call . and frankly , i really did n't know what to do . i mean , a guy asks you back to his place -- i do n't know . maybe he was expecting , you know -- frankie : madison , really ? with his daughter there ? probably not . madison : you 're right . you 're right . i should have gone . oh , i 'm an idiot . frankie : you want some guy advice ? relax . take a chill pill . have fun , and see what happens . madison : i 'll try to remember that next time , if there is a next time . [ scene_break ] greenlee : [ staring at erica 's poster ] you know , it 's not exactly a secret how i feel about you . it 's like this constant pounding in my ears . you took my company . you had ryan . it 's like you were put on this planet to make my life hell . i have to remind me that i 'm not you , that i 'll never be erica kane . i hated you . i hated that nothing could ever get you down , that you were always bigger , better , and stronger , so fierce , so sure of yourself . oh , my god . it 's like i 'm jealous of you . huh . maybe that 's why i always wanted to beat you at something , anything , just to prove that i 'm just as good , just as smart , just to hear you say it just once . now i 'll probably never get the chance . [ jack walks in ] [ scene_break ] caleb : oh , no . oh , this is all i need . oh , boy , oh , boy , oh , boy . oh -- [ picks up erica and carries her back into the cabin ] [ scene_break ] krystal : looks like you scared off your dinner companions . david : i 'll just have a check , thank you . ryan : hey , krystal , would you do me a favor and just delay giving that check to david , please ? krystal : anything i can do to be of service . ryan : thank you . so it looks like the honeymoon 's over , huh ? david : go away . ryan : i 'm just curious , 'cause there was all this tension over at chandler 's , and then this argument was kind of nasty . i got ta be honest . so , has your bride finally seen the light ? 'cause i got a tip for you . you ca n't control greenlee . david : you know , that 's one of the qualities i admire most about her . that 's why she cut you loose , is n't it ? because you did n't see her for who she really is , strong and passionate ? you just did n't realize what you had . ryan : you 've really fallen for her , have n't you ? oh , you are in trouble now . david : you can leave . ryan : no , i 'm just saying , i know what it feels like to lose greenlee , and the way things have been going lately , looks like you will , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you doing here ? jack : taking another look at the books before the s.e.c . has their turn at it . i want to thank you . greenlee : for what ? jack : for your webcast . you could have attacked erica . you could have blamed this whole scandal on her . you could have dragged it into the mud , but you did n't , and i do appreciate that . greenlee : and i do appreciate you coming by , but if you 're -- [ a small box falls out of jack 's jacket ] [ jack sighs ] greenlee : oh , my god . you 're going to propose . jack : yes , i am , just as soon as she comes home . [ scene_break ] caleb : oh , boy . [ water dripping ] caleb : damn , you are burning up . yeah . there .
at the hospital , angie tells frankie about her dinner plans with david and greenlee . at wildwind , greenlee and david prepare for their dinner plans with the hubbards . greenlee is anxious over the whereabouts of erica . at the cabin , erica awakens to caleb 's snoring . erica wonders if the pilot will ever reveal as to her whereabouts , but with caleb 's help realizes that no one knows where she is . madison gets a visit from frankie , who is looking for randi . madison asks for frankie 's advice concerning men especially ryan . david assures greenlee that everything will be fine . greenlee orders david to find erica . an injured boy is brought into the hospital where angie consults on the case . at fusion , jack tells jesse that he wants to find erica . jack blames david for erica 's disappearance . david and greenlee arrive at krystal 's for dinner with the hubbards . jesse soon arrives , but is interrupted by a phone call . greenlee leaves the table to find out what jesse knows about erica . jesse begins to question greenlee as to what she knows about erica 's disappearance .
adam : if the board of directors splits , how many will stay loyal to your father ? michael : this is such a waste of time , adam . who cares about the cambias board of directors ? i say we move now while he 's not suspecting it . adam : and i say we wait . i 'm not going to rush into this because you have the patience of a 4-year - old . michael : excuse me ? adam : your track record is n't very impressive when it comes to business maneuvers , michael . michael : look , adam , my desire to move on this is n't motivated by naiveté . adam : no , no , it 's motivated by your tenuous relationship with your father . you want to prove yourself to him . i can understand that . michael : well , of course you do . after all , you have your own tenuous relationship with your son j.r. , is n't it ? adam : do n't go there . the situations are not to be compared . michael : true , true . i mean , after all , i never took off on a tramp steamer to get away from my old man . see , you 're not the only one who knows how to cover his bases , adam . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'll ask you again . the reason that you do n't like lena -- is it because you do n't trust her or because she 's gay ? erica : bianca , i thought we were past all this . look , the way i feel about lena has nothing to do with her convenient sexuality . bianca : mom . erica : and why are you so determined to defend her ? lena lied to you . she stole from my company . sweetheart , it 's because of lena that michael cambias is in our lives . she 's responsible for what that monster tried to do to me . bianca : no . that 's not true . erica : excuse me ? bianca : it 's not . you heard me . lena 's not responsible for what happened to you . [ scene_break ] henry : could you just -- please , i need you to sit down . alma : is this about the summer research position you applied for ? lee : alma , let the boy speak . alma : lee , this is important . it 's sponsored by the top medical schools in the united states . henry : i 'm not going to medical school , mama . alma : nonsense . of course you are . lee : henry , do n't worry so much . you have a few years before you graduate . you have plenty -- henry : no , uncle lee , i 'm not -- i 'm not even sure i 'm going to graduate . alma : henry , this is not funny . henry : i 've been expelled . lee : expelled ? what for ? henry : cheating . anna : no , do n't say it ! no ! no ! [ scene_break ] joe : leora 's heart was so very weak . you know that , anna . anna : i thought this operation was supposed to change that . i thought that 's what this was for . joe : she was n't in any pain . she went quietly . anna : you 're sure ? oh , god . this was supposed to help her live , not -- what happened ? i do n't -- what happened ? did something go wrong ? joe : no , no . no , no , you -- you did everything any parent could do . you did everything right . you -- would you like to be with her a little bit to say goodbye ? anna : no , no , no . i -- no -- i need a minute . i do n't want her to see me like this . you know , i -- i do n't think so . in a minute . ok ? joe : david , i wish -- procedure this delicate -- anna needs you now , david , and you need her . [ scene_break ] adam : do you think threatening my son will win points with me ? michael : well , i 'm sorry if you perceive my casual observations as a threat . i meant nothing by it . adam : keep your observations to yourself and stay away from my son . michael : where are you going ? adam : the deal 's off , michael . you overplayed your hand . michael : wait a second . you said you needed me . adam : i 've reconsidered . you 're a mess , michael . you 're a spoiled brat . temperamental , nearsighted , and most definitely an amateur . michael : ok , wait , wait . adam , adam -- you 're right . when it comes to my father , i can be nearsighted and temperamental . adam : and ? michael : and however you want to handle this , we 'll do it your way . you call the shots . but , please , adam , do n't walk away from us . not now . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , how can you take her side ? have you forgotten everything she 's done ? bianca : no , of course i have n't forgotten what she 's done , but , mom , what michael did , trying to force himself on you -- it 's not lena 's fault . erica : she was his accomplice , his lover . how do you know she 's not still on his payroll ? how do you know she 's not the one who bailed him out of jail ? bianca : well , did you ? lena : no . bianca : there . erica : that 's it ? you 're just going to take her word for it ? bianca , please , do n't let lena manipulate you again . bianca : she 's not . erica : how can you say that ? bianca : because maybe i understand lena and why she did what she did a little better than you do . erica : no , no . no , no , no . you -- you take your things , and you go . go now . i want you out of here . bianca : lena , wait . i want to talk to her before she goes . erica : bianca , no . please , there ca n't possibly be anything more that you have to say to her . bianca : there is , and you ca n't stop me . erica : i do n't want to stop you . you 've made wonderful progress , bianca . i do n't want to see you slip back into a self - destructive pattern . bianca : a self - destruct -- what self - destructive pattern ? erica : falling in love with women who -- who are wrong for you . bianca : that 's not what 's happening here . erica : yes , sweetheart , it is what 's happening , and i 'm afraid you ca n't see it , or maybe you choose not to . lena : bianca 's not a child anymore . erica : how dare you . you are the one who treated bianca with no respect . you lied to her , you manipulated her , and she has been through enough , thanks to you . lena : still , your daughter is a grown woman who 's capable of making her own decisions . she 's nobody 's victim . [ scene_break ] alma : you did not cheat . they 're wrong . my son is not a cheater . how dare they say that about you . this is insane . i 'm calling the university . henry : no , mom , stop . ok , look , there 's no one who can fix this . alma : i will not let them spread such ugly lies . henry : mom , this is not a lie . alma : yes , it is . what did you do ? why would they say that about you ? henry : because i did . i cheated . [ speaking chinese ] lee : henry , henry , what happened ? henry : i do n't know . i just -- i froze during my o - chem midterm . i panicked . ok , i 'm sorry . alma : i do n't understand . you study all the time , except when you are working here . henry : mom , please , do n't blame yourself for what happened . alma : i do n't blame myself , henry . i blame her . [ scene_break ] anna : i do n't believe this . i ca n't believe this . david : she 's gone . anna : oh , god . david : she 's gone , and now we have to go in there . anna : i do n't understand how this happened . david : it 's time to say goodbye , anna . anna : no . no , i ca n't . look at me . i love you . i love you . david : i love you , too . anna : i ca n't go in there . i 'm not ready . i ca n't . david : we have to do this , all right ? anna : do n't rush me . why are you rushing me ? david : i do n't want her in there alone , lying on that table , ok ? [ anna gasps ] anna : oh , no . of course not . oh , no . yes . ok . ok . ok , i 'll go . oh , i – [ scene_break ] alma : what is she doing here ? maggie : i 'm here for henry . alma : i think you 've done enough for henry . henry : look , mom , this is not maggie 's fault . alma : no ? then whose fault is it ? did you ever freeze up on an exam ? did you ever cheat ? no , not before she distracted you from your studies . henry : maggie did n't distract me . alma : then tell me what happened . henry : i just told you . alma : not good enough . i expect more from you . everything i 've done , everything i 've sacrificed and struggled for has been for you . henry : yeah , i know . alma : from the moment you were born , my life has been about you , providing for you . i left my home and my family to come here -- henry : i never asked you to . alma : you will show some respect ! now , i deserve to know why you did this terrible thing . lee : alma -- alma , stop . you 're being unreasonable . alma : me ? what about you ? always encouraging him to develop outside interests . look what 's happened . look what you 've done ! henry : stop . stop , ok ? stop blaming uncle lee and stop blaming maggie . they 're not the reason i froze . you want to blame someone ? blame yourself . [ scene_break ] erica : who do you think you are to tell me how to treat my daughter ? lena : i am someone who cares about bianca , who sees the person she 's become -- erica : you do n't care a bit about my daughter . you treated her in an appalling way . lena : that 's true , and i will regret that more than you can imagine for the rest of my life . erica : oh , in that case , please , forgive me . lena : erica , confessing what i did was almost impossible for me . erica : oh , i 'm so sorry for you . you mean because you 're such a good liar ? lena : what finally made me face the truth was a young woman who 's strong enough to fight back and to stand up for herself . erica : do n't you dare try to tell me the strong points of my daughter . lena : do n't treat her like she does n't have any . erica : do n't you do this . do n't you dare try to twist this around now and dare try to make me the bad guy here . lena : i 'm sorry . that was not my intention . erica : i do n't believe you . and do n't think for one minute that you can ever fool my daughter again . bianca : excuse me . i 'm still in the room . erica : of course you are . i 'm sorry . bianca : i do n't want your apologies . all i want is a minute alone with lena . erica : if that 's really what you want . bianca : it is . erica : just please be careful . please remember what she did to you and how . bianca : as if i could forget . [ phone rings ] erica : yes . oh , finally . you found out something about michael cambias . what ? what is it ? oh , no . no , that -- that ca n't be . no , i do n't believe that . no , no , i am going to take care of this personally . [ scene_break ] adam : i 'm going to tell you this once -- you go after my son , even mention his name , and you 're dead to me . michael : look , i understand . there 's no need for such warnings , adam . adam : for your sake , i hope you 're right . michael : all i can say in my defense is that i 'm used to playing rough to get what i want . adam : michael , michael , all you need to do is look for some kind of a chance -- albeit a slim chance -- to prove your father wrong about you . michael : does n't pay to be your enemy , does it ? adam : no , it does n't . you made a big mistake here . but if you 're smart , you 'll learn from it . [ scene_break ] david : hey , my sweetheart . hey , my leora . daddy 's so sorry he left you , baby . can you hear me ? daddy 's sorry . i did n't do what i promised , did i ? i did n't protect you . i listened to everybody else tell me what they thought was right even though i knew what was right . but i never gave up on you , baby . is that what you thought happened ? you thought your daddy had given up on you ? is that why you stopped fighting ? huh ? anna : that 's not true . that 's not true . no , no . she knows you did not give up on her . david : no . anna : yes . david : no , she does n't . she knows i left her with joe martin -- anna : no . david : and that i let him do this to her . anna : shh . please do n't do this . not now , please -- david : leora needs to know why i was n't there , anna . it 's going to be ok , darling . anna : no . david : daddy 's going to make sure that joe martin pays for what he did to you , i promise . anna : shut up . [ scene_break ] michael : i -- i admire you , adam . the way you stuck up for your son , put a profitable business arrangement on the line -- certainly not something my father would do . adam : my family means everything to me . obviously , your father 's lost sight of that . michael : well , we 'll make him see the error of his ways , wo n't we ? adam : no doubt we will . erica : well , is n't this cozy ? michael : erica , what -- erica : adam , do you have any idea what you 're doing ? any idea at all ? adam : yes . i 'm having a drink . michael : we 'd ask you to join us , erica , but we know you have a history . erica : you bailed this parasite out of jail ? how could you do that ? are you out of your mind ? adam : i did it as a favor to his father . erica : do you know what he did ? do you have any idea ? michael : erica , have n't you made enough public accusations against -- erica : stay away from me . he tried to rape me , adam . michael : oh , come on . i never laid a hand on you , erica . adam : erica , erica , if you do n't mind -- michael : what you interrupted was a private moment between my lover and i . erica : kendall despises you , and everybody knows that , and your intentions were very clear . adam chandler may be many things , but he would never risk his reputation to be associated with anyone as unworthy as you and he will never buy into one thing you have to say . adam : erica , what i 'm having trouble buying into is this scene that you 're trying so hard to create . erica : excuse me ? adam : once again you 're letting your childhood trauma interfere with your adult life . how many people can you try to make responsible for what happened to you all those years ago ? [ scene_break ] alma : this is my fault ? lee : alma , alma , i 'm sure henry did n't mean -- henry : i can speak for myself , uncle lee . nobody made me cheat , ok ? and i 'm not proud of it , but i came forward and i confessed . alma : but why would you do something like this ? henry : look , i made a mistake . and i 'm the one who has to live with it , not you . alma : who are you to stand there and talk to me this way , after everything i 've done for you ? henry : oh , what ? what ? everything you 've done for me , everything you sacrificed for me ? yeah , i know , mom , because when i sat with that stupid test in front of me , that 's all i could think about -- you wanting me to do well , to be a success , to be a doctor , to have all these things you never had and all these advantages and this life ! alma : i wanted something better for you . henry : all i wanted was a choice . alma : you had a choice -- cheat or do n't cheat . study or do n't study . so you do n't want to be a doctor now , is that it ? henry : i did n't say that . alma : what is it you want to do , henry ? henry : i do n't know . alma : do you want to play the guitar , stand on the corner and have strangers toss money into a hat ? i will not support you . there is no honor in what you have chosen . lee : you kept that inside for too long , henry . henry : i never wanted to hurt her . lee : and yet you unburden yourself at her expense . henry : uncle lee -- lee : there was a better way to handle this . henry : look , uncle lee , just -- what do i do ? [ scene_break ] lena : i meant what i said to your mother . you 're nobody 's victim . bianca : least of all yours , right ? least not anymore . i 'm sorry if that sounded harsh . your mother came to see me today . she told me that you 're moving to chicago . lena : oh . i told her not to do that . she knows your mind is made up . i 'm sorry . she just gets very stubborn when she thinks she 's doing the right thing . bianca : i know the type . lena : i 'm sorry . i hope she did n't make you feel uncomfortable . bianca : no , she did n't . she helped me to understand what your life was like in poland . lena : oh . bianca : you never told me . lena : no , no , i did n't . bianca : why not ? did you think that i would n't understand ? lena : bianca , to be honest , i 've never been with anyone who cared . i ca n't just open myself up like that . bianca : and yet i opened myself up . i guess that was all right because it helped you get what you wanted . lena : look , i did what i thought i had to , but that 's still no excuse for how i treated you . bianca : well , maybe if i had n't been raised the way i was raised , i would n't be quite so willing to believe what you told me . lena : bianca , my feelings for you were the first honest feelings in my life . they still are . bianca : and yet you 're leaving ? you 're going to chicago ? lena : i 'd only have one reason to stay . [ scene_break ] anna : ca n't you have some respect ? david : leora did n't have to die , anna . this was n't an accident . this was not an act of god . open your eyes . joe martin did this to her . anna : i do n't know . i -- i ca n't fight you . i am so full of pain . there is a knife in my soul . david : me , too . me , too . anna : oh , david . david : sweetheart , daddy has to go now . i want so badly to take you with me , but i ca n't , baby . and daddy needs you to forgive him for that . can you do that ? but i 'm going to make this right . you will always be the best part of me , sweetheart . the one thing i got right . and i love you so much , and i 'm always going to hold on to that . i promise . can you promise me you 'll do the same ? goodbye . anna : david -- david -- david -- david -- david : what ? anna : where are you going ? i want to stay here , and i want to hold her , ok ? help me . david : i ca n't . anna : please , david . david : i did all i can , anna . i told leora i love her . i told her i 'm sorry . i said goodbye . there 's nothing left . anna : i need you . david : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . anna : david -- anna : you . look at you . you sweet baby . you 're still so perfect . hmm ? oh , you 're still warm . it 's like you 're asleep . i know you 're not going to wake up this time . you had to fight for every beat your little heart made , so you rest now , ok ? you cross over to peace . oh . i really prayed to keep you with me . your breath on my neck -- i love that . it 's not supposed to be like this . i should be waiting for her eyes to open , not kissing them closed . you 're my miracle . i always knew that . i just -- i just thought it meant something different . i thought loving you forever would mean watching you grow up . i 'll hold you in my memory . i really had a beautiful future planned . i mean , just this morning , before everything stopped . i was so full of hope . it was because of you , my beautiful daughter . you opened my heart , and you gave me hope again . oh , dear . what will i do without you ? [ scene_break ] tad : david ? joe : we 're so very sorry , david . david : you 're sorry ? both of you ? you feel bad , huh ? what did you lose today , joe ? a patient ? i lost my daughter . tad : that 's not fair . this was n't easy for anybody . david : i do n't give a damn if this is n't easy for you . tad : david , whether you believe me or not , i know what you 're going through . david : really ? you know what i 'm going through ? tell me something , tad -- when did you hold your daughter in your arms ? joe : david , david , david -- tad : i never got the chance . maybe you should be thankful for all the time you got . now , if there 's anything we can do -- david : no . no , there 's nothing . joe : please know that our thoughts and our prayers -- david : prayers are with me ? oh , please . you 'll have to excuse me if i find that somewhat ironic , considering the fact that those words come from the two men that murdered my child . [ scene_break ] maggie : what are you going to do about your mother ? henry : talk to her when she calms down . you know , maybe i could get her to see that there 's more to me , more to my life than becoming a doctor , that she did n't waste all this time on me for nothing . maggie : she did n't waste her time , and she loves you . so do n't give up on her so easily , ok ? henry : you know , sometimes i think maybe she loves me too much . maggie : there is no such thing . you know , i would trade places with you in a second . my mom never gave a damn about me . henry : at least she let you breathe . maggie : well , i think it 's natural to want what you do n't have . henry : you want someone who cares about you . maggie : i deserve that . henry : yeah , you do . and , maggie , i care about you , even though i know i screwed up royally . will you give me a chance to make this up to you ? [ scene_break ] lena : look , i know you can only listen to me apologize to you so many times , so -- at least from now on , you wo n't have to hear it again . bianca : you make it sound like you 're leaving today . lena : tonight . bianca : do n't you have to be here for michael 's trial ? lena : i gave a deposition . if they need me to testify , i 'll come back . do n't worry , i wo n't try to see you . bianca -- do you ever wonder -- bianca : what ? lena : if we had run away that day at the airport , what our lives would be like now ? bianca : i would have found out the truth eventually , and i would n't have cut off contact with my mother . lena : right , but at least we would 've had more time together . bianca : that would 've just made things worse . lena : yes . you 're right . bianca : you kept this . why ? lena : i wanted to have something to remember you by . i ca n't go . i ca n't do this . i ca n't lose you . please just tell me you have some hope for us , and i 'll stay . bianca : i 'm sorry , but that 's not the way it works . i ca n't just forget what happened . lena : i know . but you heard that i was leaving and here you are , just like that day at the airport . bianca , please , even if you 're not sure , i am . please just say yes . you wo n't regret it . [ scene_break ] erica : this is a new and disgusting low , even for you , adam . adam : erica , all i 'm saying is that this is not the first time you 've confused the past with the present . there was an incident i recall with dimitri . erica : how dare you . how dare you throw this in my face . adam : just the other day , you and kendall going at it right in there . erica : that was completely staged . that was to trick michael . michael : quite the little showgirl , are n't you , erica ? erica : you just shut up . adam : oh -- erica : shut up ! michael : what are you doing , erica ? adam : erica , really -- erica : adam , believe me , you lay down with this dog , you 'll never get over the fleas . adam : maybe we should continue this later . michael : yeah , i agree . i trust you can handle her . do n't get too close . you never know what she 'll accuse you of . erica : oh , if you think for one second that you can handle me after the horrible things you just said to me -- adam : erica , erica , sit down . erica : the hell i will . what 's the matter with you ? adam : erica -- erica : my god , have you no humanity left whatsoever ? colby . you have a little girl named colby . i mean , are you going to throw her in that monster 's sight ? adam : no , of course not . i 'm going to make that little rat pay for what he did to you . erica : what ? adam : we 're on the same side , erica . [ scene_break ] henry : look , maggie , i love you . and i know it 's more than i deserve , but -- but if i could take back any of this , i would . maggie : where was all this when i asked you to come forward , when my life was on the line ? henry : i was scared . maggie : me , too . henry : maggie , i 'm sorry . maggie : so am i . henry : mommy , mommy . alma : oh , yes ? henry : say `` ah , `` mommy . alma : ah . henry : all better . alma : so fast ? you are the best doctor ever . henry : i am . alma : yes , you are , dr. chin . [ scene_break ] lena : bianca , say something . what are you thinking ? bianca : i 'm thinking about how little i trust you , lena . lena : i know i 've given you very little reason to . bianca : i ca n't be with somebody that i do n't trust . lena : bianca , it 'll be different this time , i promise . bianca : no , we ca n't just go back to the way it was before . lena : i know , but -- listen , you have made me happy , and that 's everything to me . why would i spoil that ? i will never hurt you again , bianca . bianca : i know you wo n't . you wo n't hurt me again because i wo n't let you . [ scene_break ] adam : michael wo n't get away with what he 's done to you . just like your day with kendall , this was an act . michael is no more than a willing patsy . erica : i want him ruined , adam . adam : you 're on the board of directors at cambias industries . erica : that 's been announced ? adam : yes . your loyalty to michael 's father ? erica : what are you suggesting , adam ? adam : working together , we can hurt michael a lot worse than a prison sentence . individually we 're powerful , yes , but together we 're unstoppable . anna : lullaby and good night you 're your mother 's delight shining angels beside my darling abide soft and warm is your bed close your eyes rest your head soft and warm is your bed close your eyes rest your head [ scene_break ] david : you killed my daughter , joe . you let her die . tad : what is wrong with you ? he supervised the surgery . he did n't perform the operation . david : i warned him that this was n't the way to go . i told him that it was a mistake . but you did n't listen , did you , joe ? you saw a chance to prove me wrong , and you took it . joe : that is not true , david . david : yes , it is . then why did you have your son come and remove me from the o.r . ? joe : because you were interfering with the surgery . you should not have been in that -- david : i had every right to be there , you self - righteous bastard . tad : that 's enough . david : you and your son kept me from saving my daughter 's life . tad : listen -- david : the two of you -- the two of you are responsible for my daughter 's death . you hear me ? and i 'm going to make sure that you both know what it feels like to watch your family crumble around you . i promise . anna : guardian angels are near so sleep on with no fear guardian angels are near so sleep on with no [ next_on ] erica : out of nowhere , you just announce that you 're leaving ? carlos : this is a date , a real date , greenlee , and you do n't think i can handle it . anna : tell me the truth . am i responsible for what happened ? david : i need you , leo . i need you more than i ever have before .
erica warns bianca to stay away from lena and to not trust her anymore . bianca defends lena and says she 's not to blame for michael 's attack . after erica leaves , lena begs bianca for another chance , but bianca says she ca n't allow herself to be hurt again . erica discovers that adam was the one who bailed michael out . she shows up at the valley inn where adam and michael are discussing future plans . erica makes a scene and adam defends michael . michael leaves and adam asks erica to calmly listen to him . he says he was just putting on an act and that he 's actually on her side . the two of them sit down and starting plotting against michael . henry tells his mother that he cheated and that he 's getting expelled . alma ca n't believe it and blames maggie . henry insists that maggie is n't to blame , and tells alma that she put too much pressure on him . after alma leaves , henry begs maggie to give him another chance to make it up to her . maggie is n't so sure and leaves . a distraught henry wonders where his future is headed . anna and david are heartbroken after hearing about leora 's death . joe encourages them to turn to each other in this hour of need . david leads anna into the operation theater where leora lies so they can say good - bye . holding on to leora , david vows to make joe pay . later , joe and tad offer their condolences to david , but david is furious . he tells joe that he will take revenge for his daughter 's death .
babe : as -- as most of you already know , bianca and i , we 've been through it all together -- the flash flood that swept us away into the middle of nowhere . and that 's where bess and miranda decided that they had to be born . so we welcomed our girls into the world . and they were like a ray of light underneath those dark storm clouds . but only one of the little girls made it home with us . so bianca and i , we -- together , we grieve the loss of a child . you see , i was the lucky one . i was the one that was handed the little girl that survived . but i -- i ca n't live , not with this baby . i ca n't turn my back on -- i ca n't turn my back on bianca . it just would n't be right . you see , j.r. and i , we thank god every single day for blessing us with our daughter . i want bianca to be her mother , too , not just her godmother . bianca , i want you there when bess says her first words and takes her first steps , and on her first day of school and on her wedding day . i want you to be there when she has her own child . i love you . minister : may your generosity of spirit be an example to your daughter . kendall : no way . a kiss on the boo - boo and that makes it all better ? how the hell can she be so patronizing ? ryan : this is not the time -- kendall : no , no , really , how can she do this to bianca ? after this pretty little show , she 'll have her perfect baby , her perfect marriage , and her perfect life , and what the hell will bianca have ? bianca : kendall , it 's all right . kendall : no , bianca , it really is n't all right . she 's not doing this to ease your pain . she 's doing this to cover her own pathetic guilt . is n't that right , babe ? is n't that what you 're doing ? babe : no . kendall : oh , really , no ? ok , well you know what , you do n't deserve a happily ever after , babe , and after everything you 've done , you will never , ever get it . your fairy tale will crash and burn , and you 'll deserve everything that you get . bianca : kendall , do n't do this . kendall : and when the sky falls , you 'll remember this day and exactly what i said . myrtle : time to hide those spinning wheels . kendall : this has to be said , bianca . you can not believe a word out of that girl 's mouth . bianca : she 's my friend ! kendall : she 's a user . she does n't care who she guts on the way . she 's only out for herself . is n't that right , babe ? j.r. : i 'll handle this . bianca : kendall , look , i do n't know what 's got you so upset -- krystal : you be strong , babe . you did what you had to do . bianca : stop this now , for bess . j.r. : calm down . you take it outside and get a grip . kendall : oh , god , the nice , sweet , proud hubby and papa . no , i 'm not going anywhere , ok ? ca n't say the same for other people around here . j.r. : shut your mouth and let us finish . kendall : no , do n't shut me down , j.r. you know exactly what she deserves . ryan : ok , ok . you , with me , now . kendall : go back to your wife . ryan : now , kendall . kendall : you know what i said is true . you know it . bianca : i am so sorry . i -- i do n't know what set kendall off like that . myrtle : darling , darling , have courage . have courage . babe : j.r. , why would kendall say that i would n't have a happily ever after ? what did she mean ? why would she say that ? j.r. : it 's ok , bess . just a little bit longer . can we continue , please ? minister : of course . if the godmother will join us , we can proceed . [ scene_break ] kendall : sure the wifey does n't mind you and me in here locked up all alone ? ryan : yeah , greenlee 's fine with this . kendall : oh , good . yeah , that 's right , i saw the look between the two of you . excellent nonverbal communication . how the hell did you train her so fast ? ryan : all right , you want to tell me what the hell you were trying to pull out there ? kendall : did you just see babe ? did you just see what she did ? she has the nerve to offer a consolation prize . honorary mommy ? what the hell is that ? i mean , what could bianca possibly do with that ? sit and watch babe be the mother that bianca will never get to be ? it 's -- it 's stupid . it reeks . ryan : babe was just trying to help . kendall : no , babe was trying to cover her own butt and make herself look good . she was trying to show what a big heart she has so no one will know what a liar she really is . ryan : what ? where do you get this stuff ? kendall : oh , please do n't tell me that you ca n't see it , ryan . come on , babe is all about playing the new bimbo matriarch of the chandler clan , when really she 's just a selfish , lying , stupid little bitch . ryan : babe has been nothing but good to bianca . this is totally off the wall . you have no reason to act out ! kendall : yes , i do ! the hell i do n't ! she played bianca , she played j.r. , and i 'm not going to let her get away with it . [ scene_break ] babe : honey , you have to give the baby to bianca . minister : and so we christen you elizabeth miranda chandler , in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit . amen . may god 's power protect you , may his presence watch over you , and may the light of god 's truth surround you all the days of your life . elizabeth miranda , we bless you and you give us joy . god loves you , and so do we . bianca : oh , you were so good . you did n't even mind getting water all over you . babe : of course she was . she 's our little angel . j.r. : well , this little angel needs a nap . bianca : of course . babe , that was so beautiful what you said . thank you . [ bess sneezes ] babe : oh , yes . bianca : and i 'm sorry about kendall . i do n't know what made her spin out like that . babe : she 's just still stressed about miranda . we all are . it just makes sense , seeing you holding bess . bianca : yeah , well , she should n't have gone after you . that was wrong . babe : hey , i 'm in one piece -- we all are -- and we have a huge future ahead of us . bianca : i just wanted you both to know , as grateful as i am and as much as i love bess , she 's your baby . this is your family , and there 's no way that i 'm going to intrude on that . babe : you could never intrude . bianca : i love bess as her own little person , and not as a replacement of miranda . so i wo n't be crashing any family dinners , but i will be the best godmother ever . babe : i know you will . bianca : oh . i 'll see you guys later , ok ? j.r. : well , you should join the guests out on the terrace . babe : j.r. , i wanted to explain everything with the ceremony -- j.r. : no , bess is tired . i need to take her to the nursery . [ scene_break ] mia : what 's up with kendall ? simone : you know what , just be happy there 's not a pool around or a tower . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , babe . babe : what have i done ? krystal : oh , honey , what you did was brave and wise and it was the best compromise you could make in this whole tragic mess . [ bess cries ] krystal : and i am so -- i 'm so proud of you , honey . i 'm so proud of you . babe : yeah , but was it right ? [ scene_break ] liza : well , those carey girls sure do know how to razzle - dazzle , do n't they ? they should travel with a couple of clowns and a trapeze . tad : not today , liza . [ scene_break ] mary : left alone at the altar ? greenlee : right . ryan will be back when he 's done with kendall . mary : they 've been together alone all this time ? greenlee : well , you saw her . she had to be talked down . mary : greenlee , open your eyes . that little drama kendall just staged was probably her idea of foreplay . now , go try to find them and stop it right now , if it 's not too late already . greenlee : mother , please . ryan needs to talk to kendall alone . mary : that 's what he said , and you believed him ? greenlee : i trust him , and i 'm not going to be threatened every time he has a conversation with kendall . mary : then you 're a fool . [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's babe 's fault miranda � s dead . ryan : that 's a bit of a stretch , considering that babe was unconscious most of the time . kendall : no , she 's the one who drove bianca into that storm . and when things got crazy , did she call 911 ? no , she called paul cramer , the incompetent pilot . ryan : she did everything that she could . kendall : yeah , well , obviously it was n't enough because the chopper crashed . if babe had used the two brain cells that god gave her , then miranda would still be alive . ryan : wow . you really know how to run with your anger , do n't you ? kendall : no , this is not just about bianca and miranda . this is about babe taking down everybody who gets close to her . did you know that paul cramer was her ex - husband ? well , barely ex . she was still married to him when she roped j.r. into that quickie `` i do `` in san diego . ryan : ok , that does n't mean that she did n't love j.r . kendall : no , she was a bigamist . she should be in jail for it . instead , she has this great , big , beautiful , fancy wedding . that 's what today is all about . she has to have a wedding to cover up for her screwup . she 's been lying to j.r. since the night that she met him . ryan : and they got past it and they got married , and now babe has offered to share her child with bianca . i mean , where 's the harm ? kendall : are you kidding me ? it 's a show , ryan . it 's a big , fat performance . it 's all babe , all the time . it 's her sucking up to bianca and playing sweet and light with j.r . ryan : and you are the only one that sees through this ? kendall : yes , obviously . ryan : and this little tantrum of yours -- this is probably also babe 's fault . kendall : she wrecked everything for everybody . ryan : wow . you are a piece of work , kendall . first it 's erica that 's the reason you 're not happy , then it 's me and then greenlee , and now it 's babe . you 're , like , desperate to find a designated villain in your life , are n't you ? kendall : well , someone 's got to stop her . ryan : no , you have to stop , kendall . do n't take this out on babe . you 're not angry at babe . you 're angry at me . [ scene_break ] babe : i could n't do it . i could n't tell bianca that my baby is miranda . babe : i wanted to . i -- i really did . i love bianca so much . but i love j.r. more . [ scene_break ] j.r. : that 's right , bess . sleep . daddy will watch over you . jamie : hey . it got pretty rough out there , before and during the show . at least it 's over now and everyone knows that bess is yours . ok , do n't let kendall get to you . you two are pretty tight . jamie : ok , she really pushed the envelope today when she said that bess was n't her kid . j.r. : i do n't want to hear you say that ever again , damn it . no one is claiming my child and no one is sharing my child . no one is going to ever take my child from me . jamie : babe was just trying to be nice to bianca . j.r. : bess is not some puppy to be passed around . she 's a child . she is my child . jamie : she 's babe 's child , too , j.r . remember ? j.r. : i know that she 's babe 's daughter , too . jamie : so everything 's cool ? j.r. : everything 's cool . [ bess cries ] j.r. : what 's the matter , sweetheart , hmm ? did uncle jamie and daddy wake you up ? hmm ? jamie : half of pine valley 's downstairs waiting to party . j.r. : let them . [ bess cries ] j.r. : what is it ? do you need changing ? is that it ? jamie : you and babe have to kick it off , dance the first dance . j.r. : you do it for me . jamie : funny . j.r. : you 're the best man . step in for me , please . jamie : ok . just hope babe does n't want to macarena . jamie : see ya . j.r. : it 's ok , bess . daddy 's here . and there 's no place that i 'd rather be . adam : how 's my granddaughter ? j.r. : she 's had a long day . beverly , why do n't you take her down for her feeding . beverly : sure . j.r. : and remember , i do n't want her anywhere near bianca montgomery or kendall hart . beverly : i understand . that 's a good girl . adam : you were magnificent during that travesty down there . i knew you could do it . j.r. : well , i married babe , christened our daughter . everything would be perfect if i could just do one more thing . adam : what 's that ? j.r. : kill my bride . [ scene_break ] krystal : what you did took more courage than anything you 'll ever have to do again in your lifetime . babe : i hope so , because i could never go through this again . it 's not like it 's over . i mean , i have to live with it . maybe i did do the right thing . or maybe i was just too damn selfish . well , it 's true . i get the kid and the family , and bianca is left with nothing . krystal : that 's not true , babe . you offered to share every bit of bess ' life with bianca . honey , you freaked me out there for a second , but what you did was so generous and so loving , and i could n't be more proud of you . oh . but , honey -- honey , now that you 've made your decision , you 've got to bury it deeper than china -- no regrets , no what - ifs , no guilt . babe : the last one 's going to be hard to deal with . krystal : listen , whatever guilt you have , you 're just going to have to bury it under love . you made your choice , babe . you must never , ever do anything less than love that baby with all your heart and soul . honey , you 've got extra- special reason to be the best mama you can to her . babe : i swear , i will spend every single minute of my life making bess and j.r. every shade of happy . krystal : that 's right , honey , you do that . you just focus on your husband and your daughter and your future . babe : pretending to be her real mom . krystal : no , no . honey -- babe : god . krystal : you delivered that baby . you were the first person to hold her . you were the first person she saw when she opened her eyes . you are her mama in every way that matters in the whole world . babe : not to kendall . mama , she hates me because i walked away from that crash with a baby . and i do n't blame her . but i can live with her anger and i can live with the guilt . i can live with everything that i 've done because i did it for j.r . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm mad at babe . it 's got nothing to do with you . ryan : you sure about that ? because all the signs are there . i mean , you 're not just mad , kendall . you 're , like , freaking out . you 're a woman on a mission . kendall : no , no , this is about babe betraying bianca , betraying j.r. , using bianca . ryan : just the same way that you were betrayed and used . kendall : you want a prize ? ryan : you 're like a bounty hunter , kendall , driven to nail anybody who 's broken a trust . you ca n't get me , so you set your sights on babe . well , god help her . kendall : yeah , well , she deserves everything that 's coming to her . ryan : and you 're going to make sure she gets it , are n't you ? kendall : if you really think my beef with babe is all about my deep , dark anger at you , then help me work through it , ryan . help me understand why i think everyone is trying to hurt everybody else . i mean , where the hell could i possibly get that idea from ? ryan : is that a rhetorical question ? kendall : no , you really want to help me , ryan ? admit what you did to me . admit that you married greenlee to hurt me . kendall : go ahead , say it -- you married greenlee to hurt me . ryan : i married greenlee because with her , i can have the life that i want . kendall : oh , that 's very touching . what the hell does that mean ? ryan : huh . with greenlee , i can breathe . kendall : oh . you were breathing pretty heavily with me . ryan : you going to shoot off one - liners , or do you want to hear why i married greenlee ? kendall : if a sappy metaphor about breathing is the best you can do , save your breath . ryan : ok . with greenlee , i do n't have to explain myself . i do n't have to watch every word that i say . i do n't get grilled . i do n't get tested . i can just live in peace . kendall : ok , fine , if you want me to believe that you can have this happy , wonderful , new little life with your bride , fine , fine . but just tell me this -- what made you want to marry her , ryan ? what was it that said , `` she 's the one for me , she is the woman i want , she is the woman i ca n't live without `` ? what was it ? what was that feeling ? was it desperation , payback , indigestion ? what ? ryan : love . i love her . [ scene_break ] mary : how can you eat ? greenlee : i 'm hungry . mary : where are your priorities , greenlee ? greenlee : are you kidding me ? mary : while you 're nibbling on shrimp puffs , guess what kendall 's nibbling on . greenlee : ahem , is that a trick question ? mary : your marriage could be at stake . you ca n't let it fall apart while you 're standing in front of a buffet table . greenlee : this may be a concept outside your box , mother , but i trust my husband . mary : do n't be naive , greenlee . greenlee : do n't lecture me about marriage . why do n't you just go throw yourself at adam ? jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . if you 're looking for ryan -- greenlee : no , i 'm not looking for ryan . jack : i just saw him leaving with kendall . i just wanted you -- greenlee : he did n't leave with kendall . why is everyone so concerned about my marriage ? jack : well , you know what , i ca n't speak for anyone else , but i 'm concerned because i love you , greenlee . greenlee : well , do n't worry about me . jack : look , pardon me if i 'm being an overprotective parent , but it seems to me about 30 seconds before ryan married you , he was engaged to kendall . yes ? greenlee : i know what i 'm doing . jack : look , you made it pretty clear that you do n't want to set yourself up for hurt . it just seems to me this drive - by marriage of yours to ryan is the perfect setup . greenlee : for what , a fall ? no problem . i know how to land on my feet . jack : ok , let me put it to you this way -- do me a favor right now -- i 'm worried about erica and bianca and kendall and reggie and lily , and i do n't want to have to worry about you , ok ? greenlee , i love you . i want you to be safe and happy . greenlee : i am happy , jack . remember what i told you at the hospital , ryan could be the one ? jack : yeah , i remember that . but do you love him ? greenlee : he 's the best friend i 've ever had . i love being around him . i trust him completely . jack : and what about ryan ? does he love you ? greenlee : he gets me . jack : that 's not really the same thing . you think that 's enough to support a marriage ? greenlee : kendall hurt him . he needs time . jack : what if time is n't enough ? greenlee : i 'm a patient woman . jack : when did that happen ? greenlee : ryan has a huge capacity for love . he needs someone who sees that and who allows him to give that and who gives it right back at him . i 'm that person . [ scene_break ] liza : hello , david . enjoying yourself ? david : you must be pretty desperate , going out of your way to talk it up with me . liza : well , i mean , we usually do n't have much to talk about . david : hmm , at least not since you tried to trap me into killing adam . liza : that was misguided . david : hmm . too bad i did n't go through with it . would 've saved the world a lot of pain and suffering at adam 's hand . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , you have every right to turn babe into mulch , but not yet , not now -- not when you 're this close to getting what you want . j.r. : yeah , but it would be so easy to throw her out instead of going through with this joke of a marriage . adam : it 's not a joke to babe . but it 's paramount that you do n't let babe know what you 're thinking , what you 're feeling -- not an inkling . not a look of disgust or recoiling from a touch or a harsh word . all of them can set off babe 's alarms , as dim as she is . j.r. : yeah , well , it 's not going to be easy . adam : trust me , it 's astonishing how little it takes for a disgruntled wife to scream mental cruelty . j.r. : every time i see her , i just -- i do n't know how long i can rein it in , dad . adam : your day will come , son . but until that day , you have to be the most loving , romantic husband that any woman could ever wish for , especially in public . because we need -- we need people to testify that in all ways , in every way , you 're a doting spouse . it 's the toughest assignment so far , but go out there and show our friends and our family that you are the perfect husband . j.r. : yeah , but i 'm more interested in being the perfect father . adam : yeah . that 's why i have every confidence that you can do this , because you 're doing it for the most important reason in the world . [ scene_break ] liza : i do n't want to talk about adam . david : of course you do n't . you 'd rather talk about tad . liza : why would you say that ? david : because you ca n't seem to keep your eyes off him . liza : why would i want to talk about tad when they are so many other interesting guests , like the mother of the bride ? [ scene_break ] jamie : hey , dad . tad : james . listen , mazel tov on your godfather / best man gig . you did a good job . jamie : yeah , i almost had to hip - check kendall , but -- tad : you just be careful , ok ? it 's obvious that kendall hip - checks back . jamie : i 'm more worried about j.r . tad : j.r. ? why ? j.r. 's hot himself a beautiful bride and a brand - new baby girl . what 's to worry ? jamie : he 's still freaked that babe wants to share bess with bianca . tad : well , all new fathers are nervous . it just kind of goes with the dad . let 's not forget that bianca did snatch his child , and now kendall 's claiming that bess does n't belong to him . how can you blame him ? jamie : ok , i get that , but i saw j.r. upstairs -- tad : listen , do n't worry about your brother , ok ? pretty soon , he and his brand - new bride will be shoving cake in each other 's face . matter of fact , here comes half of the happy couple now . babe : hey . [ bianca leads the guests into applause as babe enters the room . ] babe : thank you guys so much . now if i could figure out where my groom is . where is he ? i thought he was here . jamie : excuse me , everyone . it 's time to rock this joint , so if the bride and groom would hit the dance floor , we can get this party started . singer : i remember when i 'd run to you through fields of white flowers could n't keep your love from me , no singer : i need you like the dragonfly 's wings need the wind babe : so you still mad at me ? j.r. : how could i be mad at you ? babe : you 'll barely even look at me . i 'm so so sorry , baby . i never meant to hurt you . i just -- i had to make things right with bianca , you know ? j.r. : you have nothing to apologize for . you were helping your friend , and i love you even more for it . tad : whatever the problem is , i 'm sure they 'll work it out , if they have n't already . that 's what married people do . jamie : oh . man , i hope so . brooke : what do you hope , my handsome boy ? jamie : that you 'll dance with me . brooke : you 're not going to wear that pig nose , are you ? jamie : only if you insist . singer : i was too proud to see that all of the world and all of its powers could n't keep your love from me , no could n't keep your love from me 'cause i need you like the dragonfly 's wings need the wind like the orphan needs home once again like heaven needs more to come in [ scene_break ] liza : so , how long have you been sleeping with krystal ? david : boy , you need to brush up on your small talk , liza . most people start with the weather , move on to common acquaintances . liza : well , there 's nothing more common than krystal , and you 're involved with her . david : so you want dirt ? liza : just curious . david : hmm . or hopeful ? hmm ? come on , liza . you 're figuring that if i 'm sleeping with krystal , that clears the field so that you can snag tad . liza : i thought so . you have n't slept with krystal , but you want to . david : you want me to . there is a difference . liza : i can make that happen for you . david : you 'd make a scary matchmaker . liza : well , you should call me if you 're interested . [ scene_break ] [ in the tunnel , krystal sobs loudly . ] tad : krystal . krystal : what the hell are you doing here ? get out ! tad : no . forget it . i 'm not going anywhere , not this time , ok ? krystal : i am not asking you , tad , i am telling you get the hell out of here ! tad : i 'm not going anywhere till you tell me what 's going on ! krystal : it 's none of your damn business ! tad : krystal , i just want to help ! for god 's sakes , ok , just trust me ! tell me what 's wrong ! [ scene_break ] maggie : great chow . except i 'm not too happy with the groom . you know , he did n't have to throw you off bess like that . look , i do n't want you to be upset about it , ok , because he 's just being a jerk . bianca : oh , no , it 's not j.r. , it 's kendall . maggie : oh , she threw one hell of a fairy routine . bianca : i ca n't help but feel partially responsible . maggie : you know , i hate it when you do that . the only one to blame for kendall 's behavior is kendall . i mean , the girl needs an off switch . bianca : you know what , though , i 've been so focused on my own grief , i have n't realized how hard kendall 's been hit by all of this . maggie : a lot of people are having trouble dealing with what happened to miranda , but they do n't need to be combusting out in public . bianca : well , kendall did n't just lose her niece . she also lost ryan . maggie : whose fault is that ? bianca : it 's true , kendall has made a lot of mistakes , but she loves ryan . she needs him . maggie : well , she 's with him now . bianca : she should be married to him . instead , he 's married to greenlee . kendall 's all alone . does love ever turn out the way it 's supposed to ? maggie : hmm . that 's a good question . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , you love greenlee . you love greenlee like you love a pet or like you love french fries , but you do n't love her the way that you love me . ryan : you know what , i 'm done with this , kendall . i do n't have to defend myself . i do n't have to give you an explanation for anything i do ever again , and it feels good . it feels really , really good . kendall : no , ryan , do n't go ! please do n't go , ryan ! do n't leave me , please ? ryan : i want off of this merry - go - round , thank you . kendall : ok , but you were right , ok , i was wrong . i should 've never gone after babe . i was totally wrong . ryan : well , then apologize to her , not to me . kendall : no , but i was just awful to you , and for the millionth time , i do n't know what the hell is wrong with me , ok ? i say that i 'm going to give somebody another chance -- you , babe , even greenlee -- and then i just screw it all up . i do n't know what the hell is wrong with me . i 'm sorry . ryan : well , you 're going to hurt yourself more than you hurt anybody else , kendall . kendall : ok , well , then help me , ryan . please just help me . i do n't want to drive people away . i 'm sick of losing it all the time . you 're the only one who can help me , ok ? you know me . you know me better than anybody else . you know why i do what i do better than anyone else . ryan : because i 've been on the receiving end way too many times . kendall : no , please , then do this , ryan . please , you 've got to help me . you 've got to help me before i wreck what 's left of my life . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] j.r. : you are so gorgeous . i can hardly wait to get you alone . [ scene_break ] brooke : nice event -- though you have had so much practice . adam : you did n't complain . brooke : all right , maybe i owe you an apology . adam : well , i 'm sure you do , but about what in particular ? brooke : i was sure that you were going to pull something on babe and j.r. , and then kendall was the one that sort of ruined this final happy ending , so i was wrong . but you are certainly too damn happy for all of this . adam : j.r. is marrying the woman that he loves , and i 'm sure he 'll do right by her . what happens now between j.r. and babe is up to j.r . brooke : oh , spoken so not like adam chandler . adam : really ? but have you seen me dance ? [ scene_break ] babe : so are you really happy ? j.r. : how could i not be ? we 've gone through a hell of a lot this time . we are really , finally , legally married . so let 's forget all the knocks and the bumps . let 's party , hmm ? [ scene_break ] maggie : now this is something i can get my feet behind . you want to dance ? bianca : me ? where 's jamie ? maggie : oh , hopefully taking out his lame jokes out of his stupid toast . come on , you 're due for a good time . bianca : oh , all right , but only if i get to lead . maggie : ok . bianca : excuse me , coming through . [ scene_break ] liza : so you 're still here . where 's your date ? david : oh , who knows . probably making out with your boyfriend , tad , in the wine cellar . [ scene_break ] krystal : you 're making way too much of this . tad : oh , really ? forgive me . i 'm sorry . i thought i found you sobbing . normally , that 's an indication that there 's a problem . krystal : i 'm the mother of the bride , all right ? they were tears of joy . tad : the hell they were . krystal : tad , look , you know i do n't like to let anybody see my crying in public . you know that . tad : yeah , so you thought you 'd come down and spread all this joy around the tunnels of the house ? come on ! it 's me . what is it ? what 's wrong ? was it what happened before , all that nonsense with kendall thinking that bess belonged with bianca ? krystal : leave it alone . leave it alone , tad . tad : well , that ca n't be the problem . the dna test proved that bess is exactly where she belongs . krystal : you 're exactly right . she is exactly where she needs to be . tad : well , what the hell is wrong with you ? i mean , babe is finally legally married . she and her husband have got a baby to raise , a beautiful future to look forward to . krystal : would you leave it alone ? tad : i ca n't ! krystal : just stop it and get out of here ! leave it alone , tad ! tad : hey , come here . krystal : get your hands -- oh ! [ scene_break ] singer : hear what i say she 's hip today no other built like her babe : i love you . singer : shake it , girl just shake it shake it , girl , just shake it shake it , girl , just shake it shake it , girl , just shake it shake it , girl , just shake it shake it , girl , just shake it the girl is fine it should be a crime [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan , please -- ryan : like i said , kendall , i 've dealt with your bull enough , so you can just drop your act . kendall : ok , ryan , listen to me , just listen to me ! ryan : when haranguing me does n't work , then you start to pour on the honey . but that does n't play anymore , so you can just go find somebody else to work over , ok ? kendall : all right , fine . well , i thought it would work , but obviously -- you know , obviously it did n't work . i mean , i figured if a little runt like greenlee can manipulate you into marrying her , i figured i might as well give it a shot , too . ryan : she tried to reach out to you today . kendall : no , greenlee can be as sweet as she wants to be -- she can push buttons , she can pull strings , she could probably even make you feel good in all the right places -- but that 's all she 's got going for her . she does n't love you , ryan . i love you . and i know that in spite of that ring on your finger , you love me , too . you love me so much . and you know it . you know it . that 's why you 're afraid to walk out of that door . you 're afraid to deal . ryan : well , now you have to deal , kendall . kendall : you know what , you can stay locked in your stupid little marriage with greenlee all you want , but it will not change a thing . it will not change what you do , what i do , or what greenlee does . our love is too strong . ryan : wait , what did we have that was so great ? lies , games , manipulation , tricks ? no thanks , kendall , i 'll pass . kendall : you can curse it all you want and deny it all you want , but you know our love is too strong , ryan . it 's going to bring us back together . you can marry a dozen women , but i 'm the one that you love , i 'm the one that you want , and you know it . [ next_on ] krystal : please do n't let me die . tad : you 're not going to die , sweetie . i promise you you 're not going to die . kendall : i just got 98.6-degree , lip - smacking proof that ryan wants me more than ever . ryan : i want this to be over , greenlee . this has to end tonight .
right when babe gives her speech that she wants to welcome bianca into her family as her child 's godmother but fails to admit that she knows her baby is really bianca 's , kendall throws a tantrum about what that lying tramp has done to her sister . ryan tells her she 's only venting about her anger over his marrying greenlee . tad catches krystal privately crying , and tells her he knows there 's something going on that she 's not telling .
jamie : the interest and late fees are killing us . babe : well , i 'm trying to get some extra overtime at the bar . jamie : you know , you can work around the clock , and it might just put a dent in this one . babe : well , hey , if i have to work 24/7 to get us through this rough patch , i will gladly do so . jamie : i love you for it , babe , but this is more than a rough patch , and bringing your sleeping bag to work is n't the answer . babe : i just wish there was something i could do to wipe this worry off your face . jamie : soap and water ai n't cutting it , huh ? [ knock on door ] jamie : oh . creditors come to take the soap and water away ? babe : hey , it could be ed mcmahon with a check for a million dollars . you never know . amanda , hey . amanda : expecting someone else ? babe : actually , yeah , a couple cameras , a guy with a mike , maybe some balloons . we 're expecting the lottery . amanda : oh . well , guess what -- you won it ! look ! surprise ! babe : come here ! oh , i missed you . [ scene_break ] david : late for a hosers anonymous meeting ? j.r. : why do n't you blow it out your squeegee , hayward ? anita -- hey , how 's diana ? is she feeling any better ? she have a rough night ? anita : she seems to be doing well . we moved her to a room this morning . david : diana 's in here ? why ? j.r. : how the hell do you know diana ? and why do you care ? [ scene_break ] tad : dixie . di : what are you talking about ? how did i get in here ? where is j.r. ? tad : they brought you here -- after you left the er late last night . di : oh . tad : and i 'm sure that j.r. will be along shortly . is there anything else i can fill you in on ? di : the baby . is he ok ? tad : yeah , the baby 's just fine , thank you very much . it 's you everybody 's worried about , what with your kidney infection and all . di : i 'll be fine . tad : you sure about that , dix ? after all , you 've only got one . come to think of it , how 's your heart doing ? di : it 's hard enough waking up in a hospital fuzzy on how you got there . i do n't need you staring at me like i 'm some science project , calling me your dead wife 's name . tad : what should i call you ? di : you know my name . it 's diana cole . tad : no . it 's not . [ scene_break ] david : do n't bust your brass , junior . i do n't know diana personally . i just know she 's little adam 's nanny . j.r. : why do you care that she 's in here ? david : the woman takes care of my grandson . of course , i 'd be concerned if she 's hospitalized . little adam could be at risk . anita : she 's not suffering from anything contagious . david : ok . why is she here ? anita : i ca n't tell you that . j.r. : translation -- get lost , tidy man . is she going to be ok ? anita : yeah , she 's -- she 's resting comfortably . we 're going to continue to monitor her , do some more blood work . and we 'll know something more a little bit later . j.r. : can i see her ? anita : she 's in room 216 . j.r. : is n't there some sort of vip suite you could put her in ? anita : it 's all booked up . it 's a hospital , j.r. , not the royal plaza . j.r. : well , i 'm just trying to make sure that she 's comfortable , that 's all . anita : she 's being very well taken care of . j.r. : well , make sure that she has the best nurses , the best food , the best of everything . do you understand ? anita : ms. cole will get the best available service , same as our other patients . if that 's not good enough for you , j.r. , you 're going to have to take it up with someone a little higher on the totem pole than me . now , if you 'll excuse me , i have to get back to work . david : just tell me why she 's here . anita : you know i ca n't divulge patient information . david : the woman takes care of my grandson , anita . look , come on , it 's not like j.r. 's done you any favors . i heard the way he was just barking orders at you . and it was n't too long ago that he stole your keys and tried to set me up as a drug thief . anita : i 'll tell you what , david , you get ms. cole 's permission , and i 'll tell you anything that you want to know . till then , you 're going to have to let that warped mind of yours run free . [ scene_break ] maria : i have a right to know who you 've been talking with on the internet . maddie : you 're my mom , not the cia . i 'm not going to let you pry in my private life . maria : honey , there are all kinds of twisted people who specifically go on the internet to find boys and girls that they can try to seduce and con and do worse to ! maddie : oh , please , you are so paranoid ! it 's none of your business who i chat with . and if it were , i would n't tell you , so drop it ! maria : no , honey , i 'm not going to drop it . i 'm not going to drop it until i know that you 're safe . maddie : get a clue , would you ? leave me alone ! sam : hey , here 's an idea . why do n't you pack her up and move her to california ? i 'll stay here . problem solved . maria : no , because we 're not going to go anywhere without going as a whole family . sam : well , you are stuck in pine valley , because i 'm not going anywhere . maria : do you have any idea who she 's talking to on the internet ? sam : hmm . maybe it 's dad . [ doorbell rings ] lily : hi , sam . sam : lily , you 're back . lily : yes . i 've been home from florida for 3 - 1/4 hours . sam : well , how was the wedding ? lily : it was really nice . the weather was sunny and beautiful , and there was an average temperature of 76 degrees . everyone said i looked beautiful . sam : well , that 's a given . lily : my dad got married , erica 's my new mom , and bianca and kendall are my new sisters , and miranda 's my niece . are n't you going to kiss me hello ? [ scene_break ] babe : you look good enough to eat . you know that ? yes , you do . yeah . amanda : look at how happy he is . this is so great . jamie : do you know how much trouble babe could be in for this ? amanda : no one will ever know we were here . jamie : and j.r. has the family court on speed dial . amanda : j.r. went to the hospital to check on the nanny . babe : the hospital ? what happened ? amanda : oh , i 'm not sure . diana went overnight for tests or something . i heard him tell winifred it 's not life threatening , but maybe she went to get her teeth sharpened . jamie : and j.r. left the baby with you ? amanda : technically , he left him with winifred , but i offered to pinch - hit for her and take little adam to the park . on our way , we decided to take a detour , so he could say , hi to his mommy and daddy jamie . babe : the three of us -- we have n't been together in so long . jamie : yeah , but babe can lose her visitation rights if j.r. finds out . babe : what 's that ? amanda : i did n't mean to kick things up , honest . i just got to thinking -- j.r. is the center of this little boy 's world , and that really creeped me out . little adam needs to be around a real man , a good man , even if it is only for a couple of hours . he needs you , jamie . babe : she 's right . i mean , look at him , our boy . the three of us back together again . hey , say , hi . jamie : hey , there , big guy . you remember me ? [ little adam talks ] jamie : what 's that ? [ scene_break ] tad : you 're not diana cole . di : oh . did i wake up in the twilight zone ? tad : you know something ? that 's a really good question . matter of fact , i 've been asking myself that one a lot lately . because i 'm sure you remember just before you fainted i was telling you that i met a good friend of yours in germany . and her name was diana cole . the diana cole that worked for bryce wellington in philadelphia all those years , raised his two sons . you know , the diana cole whose resume you used to get your position with j.r. what ? no snappy comeback ? or is your brain just tearing itself up trying to come up with another lie ? maybe -- just maybe you 're considering telling the truth . so what is it ? who the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] jamie : huh ? babe : jamie has been going quietly bonkers missing that little boy . you have no idea how much you brightened our day . thank you so much . amanda : well , i figured someone needed to toss you guys a bone . and besides , i 've grown pretty crazy about that kid . he 's the only happy face in that big old mausoleum the chandlers call a home . jamie : i wish you 'd find a way out of there . amanda : i have n't run up against anything i ca n't handle yet . anyway , do n't you want someone living with little adam that 's in your corner ? babe : well , that 's not why you 're staying , right ? not for our sake ? amanda : that 's an added benefit , but , hey , i can do shallow , too . a maid , a cook , and a pool ? it 's nice to live the high life . do you hate me ? babe : of course not . how could i hate anyone who brought this sweet little angel to come see us , huh ? jamie : go to mom . babe : ai n't that right , cutie pie ? daddy 's right . amanda : look at that smile . now i know i did the right thing . unless -- did we come at a bad time ? babe : oh , god , no . there 's never a bad time . every minute with my son is like gold . it 's just that i 'm supposed to go see my mama today , as in -- as in , like , minutes from now . amanda : oh . and here i am , dangling your son in front of you , making you choose between the two . i am so -- babe : no , seriously , please stop . i really did need this visit . i did . [ little adam talks ] jamie : what ? babe : just like mama needs to see me . hey , bub . i got to go , ok ? go see your nana . she gets really lonely in there . she does . and seeing me , it brightens her day , just like me seeing you brightens mine . but at least you get some time with daddy jamie . jamie : look how big he is . you going to be a tight end or a quarterback ? babe : oh , uh - uh . no , basketball . no tackling , right ? jamie : what ? babe : no . jamie : no , what ? tell your mom she 's crazy , and i wo n't tell her she 's wrong if you do n't . babe : it 's so good seeing you two together . he really does belong in your arms . jamie : hi , buddy . i 'll make sure he gets home ok . babe : hey , my biggest boy . jamie : hey . babe : mommy has to go , ok ? but i 'm going to take that kiss , i 'm going to give it straight to nana . it 'll be like you gave it to her yourself . ok ? i wo n't be long . seriously , i ca n't thank you enough . bye . jamie : what 's going on ? amanda : all right . are we having fun yet , or what ? jamie : yeah , we are . hey , you want to check something out ? amanda : ooh . jamie : how about you get one of these someday when you get older , huh ? yeah . [ jamie makes revving sounds ] amanda : now tell me you 're not completely stoked i stopped by . jamie : completely . [ scene_break ] lily : after erica -- i mean , mom married dad under the banyan tree , we had a little party , and then i went on their honeymoon with them . sam : oh , a buzz kill . lily : but i did n't stay for long , because reggie came and got me on a motorboat , and then he got sick . and zach slater is n't a bad man anymore . sam : wait , wait -- whoa . where did that come from ? lily : from me . from zach . he said he 's -- you do n't have to hate him more than anyone in the world anymore . sam : zach slater went to your dad 's wedding ? lily : no . he was n't at the ceremony . he was at the hotel . he said he was n't going to be the bad man in your life or your family 's life . sam : you know what ? zach is a liar . let 's just drop it , ok ? lily : but i thought you 'd be happy that zach is n't going to be bad anymore . is n't that a good thing ? sam : when is zach going to stop screwing with us ? now he 's using lily . damn him ! [ sam storms out , slamming the front door . ] maria : lily , are you all right ? lily : i think i just lost another boyfriend . [ scene_break ] di : i 'm not sure where to start . tad : ok . maybe i can give you a little push . because my mind 's got a thousand questions that are begging for answers . first and foremost , why 'd you think it was a good idea to steal diana cole 's identity ? secondly , are you the woman i 've been chasing for weeks ? all the way back to some country doctor in switzerland , because you miraculously survived a car accident the same week my ex - wife supposedly died in one ? you want to talk about the twilight zone ? i got evidence that tells me that dixie , a woman i love more than life itself , never died in the first place , that she 's lying here in a hospital bed in pine valley . and if that 's true , then no matter how hard my heart just wants to reach out , grab ahold , and never let go , my head 's telling me something else . it 's telling me there 's no way she could be dixie , because the dixie i knew would never do something like that . she 'd never sneak back into our lives and let us go on thinking that she were dead . the woman i was in love with -- no matter what happened to her , no matter how much things changed -- would never do that to me , and she would certainly never do it to her own son . so now i think it 's time for you to say something . you tell me who you are , damn it . answer me . j.r. : hey , get away from her . what 's your problem ? what do you want with this woman ? [ scene_break ] babe : so then he squishes up his face -- krystal : uh - huh . babe : and the next thing you know , he 's spitting this pickle all against the room . i swear , i think it 'll probably be the last time he 'll try one of those for a while . krystal : you know , you did the same thing when you were his age , with an onion . earth to babe . babe : i 'm sorry . i just -- i was thinking about jamie , the look on his face when he was looking at little adam . i swear , i have n't seen him smile that big in a long time , mama . krystal : oh , honey , that 's a good thing . why are you so sad ? babe : because he gave up so much to be with me . krystal : now , i may be stuck in here , but i know for a fact that jamie would n't change a thing . honey , he loves you . babe : but he deserves better , and here i am -- i 'm standing smack in the middle of him getting what he deserves . krystal : if he walked out on you when his aunt offered him that whopping pile of cash , would you ever even want him back ? babe : no . krystal : no . babe : i would n't . but he would never even do something like that . krystal : ok . ok , then . you chose the right man , and he chose you . you be proud of that . you be proud and you move on . and you concentrate on making him happy that he made that choice . babe : he gave up his dream , mama . krystal : you 're the dream that counts . you listen to me . i do n't want you second - guessing yourself and jamie , because that kind of thinking can only lead to trouble . [ scene_break ] amanda : how do you stay sane , jamie ? living like this without this little boy who 's obviously missed you so much ? dodging all the ammo j.r. throws at you . seems like you should have been committed a long time ago . jamie : i probably would have been if it were n't for babe . as long as we 're together , i can handle just about anything . amanda : just about ? you 're not saying there 's a chink in that shinning armor , are you ? jamie : maybe . amanda : get out . well , i 'm looking , and i do n't see it . so what 's it take to put jamie martin over the edge ? jamie : you . [ scene_break ] lily : i do n't think i 'm a very good girlfriend . maria : oh , honey , you 're a wonderful girlfriend . lily : if that were true , i would know how to make him happy , but he just got angry . maria : that 's because he 's -- sam is really confused right now . and he 's hurting inside . and it 's not because of anything that you did . i promise you . it 's because he 's really having a hard time with everything that has to do with zach . lily : but zach 's not a bad man anymore . maria : well , you know that and i know that , but i think sam 's having a hard time believing that . lily : sam said that every word out of zach 's mouth is a lie . that ca n't be . zach would n't lie to me . dad says that you can trust family more than anyone else . maria : that 's true , but -- i mean , he 's not your family . lily : yes , he is . since my dad married erica , kendall is now my sister . and since kendall and zach were married , zach 's my new brother - in - law . you see , he is my family . [ scene_break ] [ reading from di 's medical chart . ] david : let 's see what 's going on with you . renal infection . `` cipro regimen began -- `` `` possible complications due to patient 's early -- `` [ scene_break ] j.r. : how come you have to constantly be harassing my nanny ? tad : i was n't harassing her . i 'm just looking for some answers . j.r. : to what ? i mean , what could you possibly say to diana ? di : tad , i understand your concern . but you do n't know everything that i 've been through . i think you 'd understand a lot better if you did . tad : well , why do n't you fill me in ? j.r. : no , no , here 's a thought -- why do n't you fill me in ? di : i 'm trying to put tad 's mind at rest . j.r. : well , then you better use some of that magic on me , because i 'm completely lost . tad comes over to my house , says he has some urgent questions for you . now i find him hovering over your hospital bed about ready to completely lose it . so what gives ? tad : you want to tell him or should i ? j.r. : you 've been playing with my head for way too long now . so if you have something to say about diana , you 'd best start saying it . tad : all right , j.r. maybe you better sit down first . di : j.r. , you need to understand -- anything tad does is done out of love , for you and your mother . j.r. : no . no , tad stopped loving me a long time ago . di : i do n't think that 's true . in fact , i know it 's not . he still loves you . he would n't be here if he did n't . j.r. : tell me how him bullying you with 101 questions is love . di : did you ever consider that maybe he 's making sure you do n't get hurt ? what he does n't get is i 'm trying to do the same thing . we may have different methods , but we 're both aiming for the same target , tad . we 're both looking out for j.r. , what 's best for him , for everyone involved . j.r. : i 'm sorry . you know , i must have left my secret decoder ring in my cereal bowl this morning . i think you better start talking english . di : i know you have a lot of unanswered questions , but i think i need to be alone with j.r. right now . anita : excuse me , sorry to interrupt , but i have some work i need to do . di : be gentle . anita : oh . tad : she 's right about one thing . i do care about you . i never want to see you get hurt . j.r. : that 's two things . i do n't really care about either . so , thank you for nothing . anita : ok , you can look now . di : oh . anita : the worst part 's over . but i need you to wrap up your visit with j.r. , because i need to come back in a minute and do some more tests in private . ok . [ door closes ] j.r. : well , i can see that this whole conversation you were having with tad has got you all messed up . di : just a little woozy from having that blood drawn . j.r. : look , i 'm not mad at you , diana . in fact , i miss you already . and little adam , you know , he practically cried himself to sleep last night , because you were n't there to kiss him good night . the house just has n't been the same with you gone . di : it means a lot to hear you say that . j.r. : it 's the truth . but i 'm going to have to know -- what is really going on with you and tad ? [ scene_break ] krystal : so how 's that nanny j.r. hired ? has she still got you worried ? babe : i 'm trying to work things out with her , for the baby 's sake . krystal : good . so you guys have kept your claws in check , have you ? babe : you know , she 's really not that bad . and i think she takes pretty good care of my son . krystal : well , good . i 'll tell you , after the parade of washouts that j.r. marched through that nursery , makes a real good thing that little adam 's finally got some stability . so how is amanda ? babe : she is -- she 's awesome . you know , i wish i could have taken that time that she gave me and jamie this morning with little adam and bottled it or something . it felt like we were a real family again . krystal : honey , you are family . you are . i know you do n't get as much time with little adam as you want , but no matter how hard j.r. tries , he is never , ever going to break the bond that you three have . babe : i know that you 're right . but i really am so grateful for amanda . even though j.r. has been treating her like absolute dirt , she was so determined to bring little adam over to us . i really think that she 'd pretty much do anything for me and jamie . [ scene_break ] amanda : so , i 'm your kryptonite ? why me ? jamie : i 'm used to j.r. coming after me . he 's hurled so much crud , i 'm beyond caring what happens next . but hurting women -- that 's where i lose my cool . amanda : how russell crowe of you . jamie : babe i can protect . but you -- you 're in that house with j.r. day after day . things have got to get ugly . amanda : i can handle j.r . amanda : ugh . i hate how he 's got you so worked up like this . you do n't deserve it . you should have the world at your feet , living made in the shade . you should be saving lives , not buy parts . jamie : things could always be worse . amanda : what if i had a way to give you what you want , and j.r. exactly what he deserves ? jamie : bring it on . [ scene_break ] joe : what the hell are you doing ? `` diana cole . `` huh . did n't we have this conversation last night ? am i going to have to bar you from this hospital ? tad : you just might , because one way or another , i 'm going to get to the truth . joe : yeah ? not by stealing this woman 's blood , you 're not . tad : ok , if there 's the slightest chance that that woman is dixie , i have to be positive . joe : all right , then . have you ever considered just asking her outright ? tad : of course i have . i did . she wo n't give me an answer . joe : how about j.r. ? has he gotten wind of what 's going on here ? tad : not yet . not unless i 'm 100 % positive can i lay something like this in his lap . joe : hmm . tad : and i could be positive if i could just use a little of her blood . joe : all right , son , now you listen to me . you get diana 's permission , or you forget about the dna test . now , i mean that . tad : what 's wrong with this picture , hmm ? this should be the single happiest day of my life . why am i so damned miserable ? joe : well , i think you know . i mean , if she is dixie , why would she be pretending to be someone else ? why would she be conning her way into the chandler household ? and , of course , why would she want everyone to believe that she 's dead ? tad : as torn up as i am by it , it would destroy j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what is tad 's problem with you , anyway ? di : i think he 's worried . j.r. : about what ? there 's nothing to worry about . no , wait a second . no , do n't tell me that tad 's fallen for you . di : i -- no . i do n't know . j.r. : yes , you do . it 's all over your face . there 's something that you 're not telling me . did you know tad before you moved into my house ? is that it ? do you and tad have some sort of past ? di : yes , we do . [ scene_break ] joe : you think it 's about time that you brought j.r. into all this ? you know , couch it in whatever terms you think , but best ease the blow . tad : dad , how in god 's name am i going to ease a blow like this ? joe : well , i do n't -- i mean , however you do it , he 's got to be told . the woman is looking after his son . and whether she is dixie or whether she is n't , she 's not the woman she says she is . so she is an imposter . should n't be under his roof . and she most certainly should not be responsible for his boy . tad : why not ? what if that is j.r. 's mother ? joe : well , if it is dixie , i guess the first thing is we 'll try to find out why she 's been hiding her identity . and then we would just accept it as the miracle that it is . but in any case , you got to tell j.r . sam : tad , i 've had it . i am done with that family . she wants to pack us up and move to california ! tad : why not ? maybe a change of -- sam : oh , no , no , no . do n't you start , too . do n't . i am staying here in pine valley . they can go without me . i am staying right here with you , if you let me . joe : what 's going on ? tad : long story . mm - hmm . sam : i know who you are . you are my great - grandfather . yeah , my mother is your granddaughter . you 're my family , same as tad . tad : sam , we 've discussed this . sam : tad , i 'm only going to say it one more time . i 'm not going back to wildwind . i do n't want anything to do with that woman . [ scene_break ] maria : zach and kendall slater -- lily : now i 've made you mad , too . your mouth is turned down . maria : no , no , mad . i 'm just surprised . lily : i thought you 'd all be happy that zach is n't the bad man for your family anymore . maria : no -- yes , i 'm very -- that 's very good news that he 's not a bad man . lily : zach says he 's been dead wrong . that 's an expression . but he says he 's been wrong about anything he 's ever done and every choice he 's ever made . maria : well , i think he was probably being a little hard on himself . lily : i thought so , too , but he said he 's been wrong 100 % of the time . maria : lily , everyone makes mistakes and has regrets . but zach was never really a bad man . lily : he was n't ? you really do know him well , do n't you ? maria : yeah , i actually probably know him better than anyone . and zach is a very good man . [ eavesdropping from the hall , maddie is not happy . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is so unreal . it 's perfect . how long have you known tad for ? what , did he have you planted in my house ? di : no . he had nothing to do with my coming to work for you . that was all me . the minute i walked into that house and saw little adam , i knew it was where i belonged . j.r. : what , do you expect me to just buy this coincidence ? that you had a relationship with my stepfather , the man who stabbed me in the back , and now you just happen to be caring for my boy ? di : i 'm not tad 's spy . you do n't have to believe it , but it is true . any connection tad and i had is in the past . j.r. : and anything that involves you and tad martin , past , present , or future , i want to know about . like when you met , what you two meant to each other . i want to know everything . i want to know it all . di : ok , please do n't push me on this right now , j.r . i promise , you 'll know it all , eventually . anita : let 's wrap it up , j.r . i have work to do , and ms. cole needs to rest . di : do as she says , j.r . please , let me get some sleep for a while . i promise , you and i will talk later . j.r. : all right , diana . i 'll talk to you later . [ scene_break ] joe : son , i know this has come as a big shock to you . why do n't we come down to my office , and we 'll talk ? sam : no , there 's just nothing to talk about . are you going to let me move in with you , or do i have to do this on my own ? tad : we 've been through this . moving in with me is not the answer . sam : i 'm out of here , then . joe : oh , sam -- sam , come on , wait . sam : no , do n't bother . you do n't want me , either . j.r. : all right , i want answers right now , tad . what 's this big secret ? how do you know diana ? are you going to tell me , or am i going to have to beat it out of you ? tad : no , son . i think maybe it 's time you knew . [ scene_break ] jamie : look at him here . laughing , playing , lost in his own little world . giving me hope . amanda : the way it should be . you two together , j.r. out of the picture . jamie : back to the real world . so you had a solution for my troubles ? amanda : foolproof . sure you want to hear it ? jamie : absolutely . why would n't i ? what do i have to do ? amanda : break up with babe and go out with me . [ scene_break ] babe : and another thing about amanda -- it 's so great . she can fill me in on all the little things that the baby does . things that i miss out on not being with him around the house . krystal : well , sounds like you two have a shot of becoming real girlfriends . babe : i hope so . especially after everything fell through with me and bianca . i never really thought i 'd have another friend again . krystal : i know what you mean . and i hope amanda can become that for you . babe : me , too . i almost forgot . krystal : what ? babe : pictures . krystal : oh ! babe : yeah . krystal : do n't make me wait another second ! i want to see the little munchkin . babe : ok , here 's one . that 's the first one . krystal : oh , would you look at that face ! babe : so cute . krystal : oh , is he the cutest baby in the world ! babe : second one , same day . krystal : oh . oh , he 's got your nose . [ krystal laughs ] babe : is n't that ridiculous ? krystal : he 's precious . babe : he 's so cute . krystal : oh . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all right , your dad 's gone . diana 's not here to interrupt or cut us off . it 's just you and me . so let 's just make this as fast and painless as possible . tad : i do n't know if i can do that . at least not painless . j.r. : what is with all this drama ? just tell me what you know . who is diana to you ? tad : dixie . i think she might be your mother . [ scene_break ] [ diana looks up and is surprised to see david standing in her room . ] david : what have i done ? i thought my plan was so clever . i have martin convinced that you are dixie . but all along , it 's been your plan , has n't it ? dixie -- is it you ? [ next_on ] greenlee ( to ryan ) : i 'm not sure i can stay here . i do n't know if this is even a marriage anymore . david ( to di ) : you 're more like dixie than i planned . tad : we should walk into that room and confront her . j.r. : what if she stonewalls us ? tad : ask her for a dna sample . amanda ( to jamie ) : ready to play ?
amanda is working on jamie , playing nice to him and to babe , when her real intent is to seduce him . tad is determined to find out if jr 's son 's nanny is really dixie . he tells his father he does n't want jr to ever find out if she is or not . but joe tells him jr has the right to know . so , he lets jr know . david also finds out by checking her medical records . lily goes to see sam and tells him that he does n't have to hate zach slater . but hearing that , sam is even angrier at zach for working on lily . sam asks tad and joe to let him live with them since he is a martin . but they both tell him he needs to get back to maria .
[ on the diner door is a poster directed at jonathan and lily , saying , `` we 're sorry . we love you . we want you to be happy . call us . `` ] jack : over here , aidan . listen , i postponed a meeting with the police commissioner to do this , so -- aidan : ok . well , i 'll be quick . i got word from a source in the city records department . jack : and ? aidan : lily and jonathan were at city hall yesterday . they applied for a marriage license . [ scene_break ] [ jonathan and lily happily walk toward city hall each holding one end of a white scarf . as a newly we d couple runs by them , the bride tosses her bouquet at lily who smiles and smells the pretty flowers . ] singer : right here and now , let 's entangle in the moment just the two of us against the world that wished us away . right here and now , all we need is for the taking . disappear inside the making of a love so sublime right here . right here and now , la - la - la - la - la - la , right here and now [ scene_break ] bianca : you know , if you do n't get better soon , i think i 'm going to start to take it personally . i came all this way to see you . so , do n't take your sweet time , ok ? this medicine is supposed to be working . come back to us , kendall . if you think that your baby is going to get by without you , then -- spike needs his mother . and do n't think that i 'm going to be taking your place , because auntie bianca just does n't cut it . [ scene_break ] ryan : no , derek , do n't do this . zach : kendall needs me . derek : you should have thought of that back when you were playing gunslinger in the icu . ryan : come on , he did n't hurt anybody -- derek : you want the laundry list of charges ? kidnapping , contempt of a court order , 9 counts of aggravated assault , 9 counts of simple assault , and 11 counts of endangering the lives of others . let 's go . zach : i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] di : you know your sister 's alive . j.r. : i 'm going to find out where she is from madden right now . jamie : kate ? kate 's alive ? [ scene_break ] [ from inside his office , greg tends to an unconscious erica while listening to the agitated voices in the hallway . ] greg : i hope their parents taught them manners . if they rush and find you here , i 'd just hate if somebody got hurt . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i heard my mom say some guy named greg got her to give kate to another family . babe : and my dad said that it was greg madden . del : what , david knows ? jamie : do tad and dixie know this ? di : yeah , they 're up in maine right now chasing down a lead . j.r. : what ? they know where kate is ? di : it 's a big if , j.r . it 's based on something that tad heard from madden . jamie : damn . i mean , madden -- how did he get his hands on kate ? he arranges surrogates . he plays god with their babies . babe : ok , wait -- plays god how ? jamie : well , that 's -- i -- di : you know what ? can we talk about this somewhere else ? j.r. : no . let 's get the answers direct from the source . [ j.r. flings open greg 's office door and stares inside . ] [ scene_break ] bianca : you know , visiting paris -- that 's one thing . but for spike to come and live there ? you know , i 've seen him , kendall . he seems like an all- american boy to me . and i know that ryan is his dad , but really , he 's all you . he 's already as stubborn and willful as his mom . he 's wearing out the staff at the neonatal unit . half the nurses are going to take early retirement . he 's got the strongest lungs and the loudest cry of any kid they 've ever had in there . i do n't think that maggie and i could take it . i mean , miranda is such a little angel , and i -- i do n't think we could survive hurricane spike . he needs his mom to keep him in line . he needs you , and no one else . so come back to us , kendall . come back and help your little boy make his way in the world . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm not leaving kendall . derek : you do n't have a choice . ryan : just cut him some slack , derek . come on , the timing here , it -- the courts will still be here . the jail cells are n't going anywhere . derek : but he is -- with me , now ! zach : i 'm not letting kendall die without me . [ scene_break ] greg : i can guess why you 're here . wo n't you all come in ? i have n't seen you since we worked on the victims of the explosion . j.r. : you said you know why i 'm here . greg : i assume it 's because of your sister . j.r. : you 're damn right it is . jamie : and we 're not leaving until you tell us everything that you know . and so , try starting with the truth . greg : it may be difficult for you , but please . why do n't you all sit down ? [ scene_break ] jack : and you trust this source ? aidan : it 's definitely them . reggie : so why do n't we just call the police ? jack : no , what we do is we go over to city hall to stop this right away . aidan : and the flier ? `` we 're sorry -- come home `` ? jack : not married . marriage was not part of the deal , aidan . aidan : she 's 18 now . jack : yes , with autism spectrum disorder . aidan , you know what it 's like for her . she has to go to class to learn the things that the rest of the world takes for granted . like how to shop , how to judge people 's emotions by the change of expression on their face . this is not someone who 's ready to be married , and certainly not married to jonathan lavery . aidan : and say if we do find lily , and you snatch her away from jonathan . what 's our next move ? she 's going to run away again , jack . now , lily 's a smart girl . and she learns very fast . and her and jonathan have done a great job of keeping low . and if those two take off again , they might do an even better job this time . and we may never find them . [ scene_break ] groom : why ? i did the double thingy . i did the double thingy . bride : you need to push it up . groom : what 's the difference ? jonathan : it 's not -- it 's not going to be long now . lily : when we 're married , no one can tell us what to do or where to live or anything . groom : well , baby , i 'm here , are n't i ? bride : so ? you got to get drunk to marry me ? groom : i was celebrating ! bride : mom warned me . she always said you -- groom : your mother 's a cow , angela . [ groom moos ] angela : so that 's a reason i should marry a pig ? groom : oh ! angela : a plastered pig ? uh - uh . no ! not in your piggy lifetime . lily : 365 , 360 , 359 , 358 -- angela : i do n't think so , anthony . i want a divorce ! anthony : we ai n't even married yet , wack job . angela : anthony -- lily : 355 -- angela : you 're a lousy , thoughtless bum ! anthony : yeah , i thought you were the woman for me -- for better and for worse . lily : it 's too loud . jonathan : he just had too much to drink . lily : too loud -- jonathan : that 's all . he just had too much to drink . lily : too loud . 357 -- jonathan : you remember how you told me that erica and your dad fight sometimes ? and they yell , but -- but that does n't mean that they -- they love each other any less . they 're just having a misunderstanding . they 're -- they 're nice people , like everybody else we met in town today . anthony : kiss me . angela : no . jonathan : i mean , new york is a loud place . and sometimes you have to speak loudly to each other so -- so that you can be heard . anthony : be ok . that 's why we 're here . lily : that makes sense . anthony : are you kids in love ? jonathan : why do you think we 're here to get married ? lily : we 're meant to be together . i love jonathan more than anyone in the whole world . anthony : you hear that , angela ? that is so sweet . angela : easy for her to say . he 's not knee - walking drunk . come on . anthony : no , come on , do n't fret . jonathan : are you -- are you ok ? lily : i 'm fine . but i 'll be even better once we 're married . jonathan : ok . ok , good . well , then let 's go . lily : ok . [ scene_break ] jack : come on , we 're out of here . aidan : jack , i 'm not telling you how to run your life -- jack : no , you 're telling me how to run my daughter 's . aidan , i hired you for your skills , not for your sage advice , which i do n't want or need , got it ? let 's go . [ scene_break ] lily : thanks . officer : you 're welcome . lily : it 's your turn . jonathan : well , ok . we 're on our way now . oh , thank you . officer : you 're welcome . lily : i 'm so excited . jonathan : i 'm -- i 'm going to put this on , ok ? lily : ok . [ jonathan falls to the floor with a severe headache and dizziness , touching lily on the way down . ] lily : jonathan ? jonathan : lily -- lily : what ? what 's wrong ? what 's wrong ? no , no touching ! no touching , no touching . no , no -- no touching . jonathan ? jonathan ? jonathan , are you -- it 's all right . are you ok ? jonathan : i 'm -- i 'm ok . i 'm -- i 'm ok . lily : jonathan , i 'm so sorry . let me help you . i want to help you . [ lily helps jonathan get up and smiles when the physical contact does n't bother her . ] [ scene_break ] greg : i assume your mother or tad have told you about dixie 's search for the child . j.r. : yeah . yeah , i know about that . greg : it 's sad . it 's -- it 's very sad . di : are you leaving the hospital , dr. madden ? greg : oh , you mean this mess ? no , i 'm preparing for a sabbatical . i 'm organizing my office . i told joe he could have someone in here while i 'm gone . ah . yes , here it is . believe me when i tell you , i 'm very sorry . this is all i have . babe : a death certificate ? greg : this is the proof that dixie wo n't accept . i 've already explained this to tad . j.r. : they 're looking for kate right now . jamie : because you 're full of it . greg : well , i 'm sure tad is going to wait until the right moment to present dixie with the truth . di : no , that -- that does n't make sense . tad and dixie are following a lead that you gave them . greg : i gave them nothing . your mother stole from me . [ scene_break ] [ sirens ] ryan : derek , is n't there somebody that we could appeal to ? da , judge -- somebody ? derek : later , after i arrest him . zach : i wo n't go . derek : you do n't have any choice , except between simple or difficult . zach : it 's going to have to be difficult . ryan : all right -- hey , hey , hey -- no -- none of this is going to help kendall at all . zach : i ca n't leave her here . ryan : you do this the right way and we get you back , out on bail , fast . get you back -- zach : it should be fast enough for kendall . ryan : have you heard the charges ? did you hear them ? you add -- you add resisting -- zach : get off me . ryan : you add resisting arrest and assaulting officers to that , you think he 's going to help you then ? i do n't think so . just go with them . i will call livia . i will have her meet you at the station , all right ? come on , you and i have connections . she 'll know what to do with them . we 'll get you back here in a couple hours . this is the right way to do this . zach : let me say good - bye to my wife . bianca : what is going to bring you back ? zach : hi , honey . i 'm going to have to go away for a while . there 's some business i ca n't avoid , so -- i wo n't be long . but you know what ? that gives you a chance to work on getting better . so you can wake up and yell at me for leaving you . do that for me , ok ? do it for spike . [ zach sighs ] zach : wait a second . here . [ zach reaches into his pocket , takes out her diamond ring , and places it on kendall 's finger . ] zach : that 's better . [ zach kisses kendall on the forehead then leaves with the police . ] zach : i love you . [ scene_break ] lily : you 're walking in a straight line , not an arc . better . jonathan : yeah , i 'm feeling -- i 'm feeling better now . lily : it 's my fault , though . if i would n't have gotten in trouble with terry , you would have never gotten hurt . jonathan : no , lily , do n't say that . the headaches are fine , ok ? do n't worry . lily : no , but you should n't be having headaches anymore , jonathan . i think we should go to the doctor . jonathan : in -- instead of -- instead of getting married ? lily : no , in addition to . jonathan : no , i -- i do n't want to postpone this . your father and aidan are looking for you . if they find you before we 're married , then they 're just going to take you away . and -- and then we wo n't be together . lily : you 're right . well , after we 're married , we 'll take you to the doctor , ok ? do you have the license ? jonathan : well , let 's do this . lily : ok . jonathan : ok . lily : are n't they letting people get married today ? groom : not now , they are n't . lily : but they 'll be back ? groom : you might as well come back tomorrow . i think they 're done for the day . [ scene_break ] jack : gentlemen -- officer : oh , no . uh - uh . back on the other side . jack : we have an appointment upstairs . officer : the detector 's down . reggie : it 's broken ? jack : look , it 's important that we get up there , ok ? officer : nobody goes anywhere until you go through a working metal detector . reggie : so fix it . officer : hey , do we look like repairmen to you ? aidan : well , is there another machine ? another entrance , or -- officer : it 's a systems problem . go have a coffee . come back in a while . jack : i know you gentlemen have a job to do here , but please , it 's very important we get upstairs now . officer : what 's so hard to get ? until this is fixed , you are n't going anywhere . jack : look , why do n't you pat me down ? they still teach you to do that , do n't they ? officer : he 's trying to make me mad . second officer : i 'd get coffee if i was you . jack : why do n't you do yourselves a favor ? just pat me down , frisk me -- whatever you have to do . get me through there and let me go upstairs . i do n't want to have to call the police commissioner about this . officer : push me , mister , and you 'll be calling the commissioner from rikers . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what the hell could my mother possibly steal from you ? del : my sister is no thief . greg : oh -- dixie is in deep denial . she needs psychiatric help . jamie : that 's funny , coming from you . now , what did you do with my little sister ? greg : my involvement with the child ended with her death . now , the last time dixie harassed me -- jamie : you want to see harassment ? greg : i understand what she did , but there 's nothing i could do to stop her . she came to see me . there was nothing i could say or do that could appease her in any way . i left my office . she came back in after i was gone . the following day , my file cabinet was opened . j.r. : are you accusing my mother of coming into your office and stealing ? greg : she took the file of a child . a little girl was born the same week as kate . i think dixie believes that child is hers . di : but you say it 's not , so we should believe you ? greg : well , you should perhaps go ask the adoptive parents that tad and dixie are about to swoop down on , and disturb their child . dixie 's child was cremated in switzerland four years ago . it 's here on the death certificate . i 've called the adoptive parents and warned them about dixie . jamie : someone has to warn the world about you . greg : why do n't you just check the facts ? jamie : oh , i will . and then i 'll be back . greg : i 'm so sorry you all got dragged into this . it 's most unfortunate when people get their hopes raised for a hopeless situation . jamie : you talk like this is over . greg : ask tad to call me . now , if you 'll excuse me , i have a lot to do . beginning with this . [ inside greg 's large wooden trunk lies an unconscious erica . ] [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. , talk to me . j.r. : what do you want to talk about ? my dead sister or my crazy mother ? look , i 've been trying to hold it together . i screwed up so badly . i do n't know how i ever got it in my head that i want you -- that i wanted you dead . kendall took the hit and her baby , and i took the responsibility , and i 'm facing prison . but now , this on top of everything else ? babe : we 're not sure what this is exactly . j.r. : right . do i have a sister ? did she survive , only for greg madden to hand her off to some strangers ? is dixie sane or is she nuts ? i mean , who can i trust ? i mean first my mother 's here , then she 's not . and then i have a sister , or maybe i do n't have a sister , but greg madden 's got the death certificate . i mean , what 's real ? babe : i do n't know what 's real . j.r. : i 'll tell you what 's real , is i 'm going to prison . jamie : who says you 're going to prison ? j.r. : it 's a done deal . i pled guilty . jamie : pled guilty ? why would you do that ? knowing you , you probably could have gotten -- j.r. : gotten off . yeah , i know . but i did it , james . this is all on me , and i 've got to pay for it . it 's really not what i want , but -- [ scene_break ] di : tad got his information from madden . they are not chasing down some couple named in a stolen file . del : yeah . well , we ca n't exactly shadow madden now , can we ? di : no . but he 's lying . just how do we prove it ? del : good question . pa announcer : dr. kravitz , you have a visitor -- del : how do we break through when dixie 's obsessed over this fantasy all these years ? di : what ? you ca n't be serious . del : you saw the death certificate . you know about postpartum depression . and with everything dixie has been through -- surgeries and painkillers , what -- what 's so tough to understand ? di : no -- del , we have to get to the bottom of this . del : ok , wait . wait , ok ? until tad and dixie get back , ok ? let 's get her to a shrink . until then , we 're going to back off , all right ? dr. madden -- listen , we are both very sorry about all the trouble dixie 's been causing . di : i can not believe you believe him over your own flesh and blood . del : hey , you know what ? dixie ca n't deal with her baby 's death . i do n't find that so weird , and i do n't believe in conspiracy theories . di : you know what ? i know he 's a big renowned doctor , but i -- do n't believe his lies , del . del : di -- di , go home , ok ? i 'll call you later . di : do n't bother . del : they 're both really high - strung . i 'll try to get through to them , but i would n't expect any miracles . greg : well , it would be best for everybody if they expressed their grief and then just accepted their loss . del : well , thank you for being so patient . i know you can make things really hard on dixie with all the break - ins and the theft and everything . greg : she 's suffered enough . del : well , i just -- i wish there was something i could do to help out -- make it up to you . greg : well -- no . no , it 's too much . del : what ? greg : i ca n't . del : what is it ? just name it . greg : well , actually , i have a trunk here . i was going to call the moving company , but i really want it out of here tonight . del : well , let me see it . i bet i can handle it . i got it . oh ! what do you got in here ? greg : very precious cargo . del : all right . [ scene_break ] bianca : why is n't the medication working ? nurse : wish i knew . bianca : have you seen my mother ? nurse : uh -- ca n't say i help you there , but i can have her paged . bianca : oh , no , that 's -- that 's all right . she 's probably just catching up on sleep . i do n't want to wake her . thank you , though . nurse : ok . bianca : what did livia say ? ryan : she 's on her way to the da 's office to see if he 'll deal . bianca : zach has to come back soon . ryan : her expression looks different . bianca : the nurse said that there 's no change . ryan : her mouth -- it 's -- it 's more set or something . i do n't know -- it 's more of a straight line . we 're losing her , and there 's nothing i can do about it . bianca : maybe there 's something that i can do . i 'll be right back . ryan : hey . i saw our son a little while ago . man , is he focused on staying with us . his face -- his face is all scrunched up , and he 's concentrating really hard on living . he 's got this -- he 's got this little crease in his forehead right there . and his mouth is all puckered up . and he 's got these tiny little hands that keep clenching into fists and then releasing and then clenching . like -- like he could take on the world if he had to . like he 's getting ready to fight . i happen to know he gets that from you , kendall , so now you got to fight . ok , you got to fight to meet your son . he 's waiting for you . [ scene_break ] derek : i wish you could be at the hospital with kendall , too . oh , i get what you did for her and the baby . i even admire you for it a little bit . but you had to go and use a gun . [ derek locks zach into a jail cell then leaves him alone . ] [ scene_break ] lily : maybe we could go find a walk - in clinic for a doctor . we can come back here tomorrow when they 're open . jonathan : no . no , let 's just -- let 's wait a little bit longer , ok ? angela : you look better . anthony : yeah , how come i 'm feeling worse ? jonathan : lily -- lily , she 's back . let 's go . clerk : what can i do for you ? angela : come on ! anthony : all right , do n't rush me . [ lily freezes when she the clerk removes her overcoat and exposes her bright red dress . ] [ scene_break ] reggie : listen , dad , why do n't we just let aidan handle this , ok ? he 's a little less involved than we are . jack : and you 're thinking that 's a good thing ? reggie : yeah , because he wants to find lily and jonathan just as bad as we do . jack : son , that does not mean he 's on our side . aidan : my friend does n't mean to be pushy . it 's just his daughter ran away , and she suffers from autism spectrum disorder . and she could be upstairs right now getting married . officer : well , if it is n't against any laws -- she 's 18 ? aidan : uh - huh . officer : she can marry the guy . aidan : all he wants to do is have a word with her and make sure that she realizes exactly what she 's doing . that 's it . [ phone rings ] officer : my daughter 's ex - boyfriend had her ready to run off to vegas once . aidan : really ? so you understand , then ? officer : we wo n't pull him in . second officer : system 's up again . jack : good , we 're clear to go . thank god . officer : go on through . [ metal detector beeps ] jack : i do n't have time for this , all right ? officer : all right , now , back through , empty your pockets . [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan -- jonathan , i need my sunglasses . jonathan : ok -- lily : i could have left them at the coffee place . jonathan : ok . groom : hey , can you help me out here ? clerk : this couple is first . jonathan : i do n't have them , lily . clerk : are you two doing this or not ? jonathan : yes , yes , we are . only , i need you to -- lily : i ca n't look at you . clerk : you think you 're such a prize ? jonathan : no , it 's your red blouse . could you just put your coat back on , please ? clerk : it 's like 100 degrees in here . lily : no , no , it 's closer to 73 . clerk : you and the human thermometer , make up your minds . jonathan : no -- ok , listen , i 'm jonathan , ok ? and this is lily . and lily has a problem -- clerk : no ? really ? next ! jonathan : no , just a second ! please -- please , everybody . lily has autism spectrum disorder , ok ? and things that are not a big deal for people like us are almost unbearable for her . groom : like waiting forever for -- to get something to happen ? jonathan : the color red freaks her out , ok ? and when -- when she sees it , it 's a meltdown . it -- it 's overwhelming . clerk : how does she get along ? jonathan : well , usually , we -- we can put on her sunglasses . clerk : and the color changes -- i get it . jonathan : yes , yes . clerk : god , the stuff some people have to put up with . groom : tell me about it . clerk : lily , hon ? it 's ok . jonathan : thank you . clerk : you can turn around . jonathan : thank you so much . clerk : no problem . i 'll have you two processed and on your way in no time . jonathan : ok . lily : thank you . you 're another reason to like new york . clerk : are n't you sweet ? let 's get you two hitched . [ scene_break ] jack : that 's all i 've got . reggie , if i do n't get through this time , i want you to go upstairs and stop this thing any way you can . may i ? thank you . thank god . do n't wait for me . just go , go , go , go , go . i 'm right behind you . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach , wake up . [ in the cell , zach dreams that kendall is standing right next to him . ] kendall : hmm . i love you . just as much as you love me . and you love my child , too . you proved that . zach : i do love him . kendall : so you 'll take care of him as if he were your own son . zach : we 'll raise him together , you and i . kendall : you and ryan will look after spike . [ kendall suddenly stands on the other side of the bars then disappears . ] zach : come back to me . kendall , do n't do this . do n't do this . come back to me . [ scene_break ] bianca : kendall , i -- i -- i visited spike in the neonatal icu , and he 's amazing . he 's just stronger and stronger by the minute . and he really , really wanted to come visit his mom , but the nurses nixed that , so he sent this instead . bianca : it 's -- it 's spike 's hospital blanket . and the nurses gave him a new one , because he wanted you to have this one , because he wanted you to be able to hold him , think about him . ryan : no , no , no , no , no , it 's good , it 's great . here , kendall , you hold on to this , ok ? there you go . bianca : you just imagine how amazing it 's going to be when you get to hold your baby . he needs you , kendall . he needs his mommy . he told me he wo n't accept any imitations . so please -- please -- please wake up . [ scene_break ] jamie : dr. madden handpicks all the surrogates . he conned amanda into it . and another woman , he felt was n't even fit to have a child , so he gave her a completely false diagnosis . j.r. : and he 's got this island where he waits for the surrogates to give birth ? jamie : yeah . and here 's the fun part . they 're all impregnated by him . babe : that is so grotesque . j.r. : that 's one sick son of a bitch . jamie : look , nobody can trust dr. madden about anything . i really do n't think kate is dead . di : tad and dixie must be on to something solid . j.r. : is that why you think madden 's packing up ? di : i do n't know . we 're going to find out . del and i are keeping tabs on madden for tad and aidan . j.r. : we 're waiting for him to trip up ? i do n't think so . i 'll beat the truth out of him right now . babe : j.r. , no , you ca n't . j.r. : no , no , watch me . babe : no , i do n't care what happens to greg madden , but you ca n't make things worse for yourself . j.r. : i want to know the truth before i have to go to prison . di : you 're not definitely going to prison , j.r . j.r. : i signed the deal . that pretty much means i 'm going to prison . jamie : look , babe 's right . i should probably do this on my own . babe : yes . please , let jamie handle it , and tad and dixie . di : and del and me . j.r. : kate is my sister . i 'm going to do it for her . babe : little adam needs you , j.r . they 're just going to put you away longer . j.r. : you go home to little adam . i 'll take care of this . jamie : you know what ? we 'll take care of this . i 'll keep you out of trouble . babe , it 's going to be ok . i 'll watch out for him . babe : when you two both get on the same track , i know i ca n't stop you . please be careful . j.r. : i will . babe : will you watch out for them , too , di ? di : yeah , try not to worry . [ jamie sighs ] j.r. : well , if you 're supposed to be watching madden -- jamie : why are you here ? [ scene_break ] [ del helps greg by dragging the wooden trunk containing erica on board his private plane . ] del : how 's this , ok ? greg : that 's good . easy , easy . here . del : thanks . greg : let me give you something . del : hmm -- no . after all the grief my sisters have given you , it 's the least i can do . so , where you headed for this sabbatical , doc ? greg : well , i 'm going to be working so hard , i -- i will have no time for sightseeing , so it does n't really matter . thank you . del : yeah . safe trip . [ scene_break ] di : del 's with him . he 's playing along like he 's on greg 's side . j.r. : that 's a mistake . del ca n't handle this . he 's going to blow it for everyone . [ scene_break ] del : ah , damn it . i knew i should have put di 's number on speed dial . [ in the cargo area of the airport , del feels dizzy then falls unconscious after drinking a bottle of water , which had been spiked by greg . ] [ scene_break ] zach : guard ! i need chief frye down here . he -- i need to get out of here . i need to go to the hospital . i need to get to my wife . my wife needs me ! she ca n't leave me like this . she ca n't leave her baby like this . she ca n't leave her son ! [ scene_break ] [ ryan and bianca hug while crying by kendall 's bedside . ] [ scene_break ] [ greg opens the trunk and talks to erica who 's still unconscious , lying on pillows . ] greg : i guarantee you a comfortable flight . sorry it 's not exactly first class . [ scene_break ] aidan : i 've got this one , jack . jack : aidan , thank you , but i 've got this . reggie : no , dad , let aidan handle this one , ok ? we 're all on the same side . aidan : hi . excuse me , i 'm looking for a -- for a young woman . in fact , i 've got a picture of her right here . there 's two of them . have they been here ? clerk : so sweet . they 're the kind that make this job worthwhile . jack : when ? when were they here ? clerk : oh , were you supposed to be at the wedding ? you might have missed it . jack : are you telling me those two are getting married right now ? clerk : right in there , now . [ jack rushes into the room just as jonathan and lily marry each other . ] justice of the peace : i pronounce you husband and wife . [ next_on ] tad ( to josh ) : where 's madden ? josh : he 's my family . i 'm not turning on him . tad : do n't talk about family . you do n't know anything about family . you owe this family . josh ( to tad ) : what do you mean , i do n't know who my family is ? j.r. ( to jamie ) : maybe you should go home , let me handle this . i 've got nothing left to lose . zach ( in jail ) : it 's payback time .
greg drugs erica and puts her in a trunk . di , dixie , tad , del , j.r. jamie and babe all find out about greg 's diabolical plans and find out he has taken kate from dixie . del acts like he 's greg 's friend and helps him move the trunk with erica in it ( not knowing she 's in it ) onto the plane for greg . but little does del know that when greg gave him some bottled water to drink , he 's drugged it . before greg is ready to take off on his jet with erica , del collapses and passes out . greg observes del and makes sure he 's out before he takes off . the cops take zach to jail for using a gun to prevent the doctors from entering kendall 's room . ryan tells him he will get livia to post bail . ryan and bianca are both very upset that kendall will not wake up . lily and jonathan go to the nyc court house and overcome many obstacles in order to get married . not far away , jack , reggie and aidan rush to stop them . but it 's too late by the time they get there . the judge pronounces lily and jonathan husband and wife .
kendall : hi , oh , my goodness . josh : you 're welcome . one multi - colored cake for you . kendall : thank you . josh : cutting is your department . kendall : oh , yeah . i will do my best . this is -- wow . thank you for bringing the cake . this is amazing . josh : no problem . it was on the way home from the hospital . zach : how 's tad ? josh : tad is , uh , he 's stable . zach : let 's get a beer . come on . [ doorbell rings ] kendall : come in . ryan : hey ! kendall : hi ! ryan : where 's my little birthday boy ? kendall : well , he will be here soon . rachael took spike and ian out , so we could make the place festive . we know that balloons and streamers wo n't make us forget , but we 're celebrating life . ryan : for tad and for julia ? kendall : exactly . so where 's emma ? annie : oh , she 's at home with corinna . ahem , she actually was n't feeling very well . kendall : oh , i 'm sorry . well , thank you for coming for spike . i -- i know it ca n't be easy for you . kathy and emma are -- like sisters . annie : i just -- i ca n't believe that , you know , one day julia 's planning her new life in australia , and the next day she 's gone . i 'm sorry . kendall : no , do n't -- do n't be . it 's ok . we 're -- we 're all here to -- to help each other get through this , right , ryan ? ryan : right . i 'm going to get a beer . kendall : ok , uh , yeah , you can put the gifts over there with the rest of them . ryan : ok . annie : is everything ok with you and ryan ? kendall : yeah , of course . [ doorbell rings ] kendall : excuse me . [ scene_break ] erica : jack ? what is it ? is it tad ? opal said that he was stable . he is , is n't he ? it -- it did n't get worse ? jackson : tad 's still with us . the next few hours are going to be incredibly critical for him , but he 's still here , yeah . erica : well , he has to be all right . i mean , he simply has to be . jackson : yeah . erica , there is something else . um , greenlee found out that aidan and kendall slept together . erica : what ? how ? jackson : i told her . [ scene_break ] babe : what are you doing ? j.r. : oh , i 'm working my contact list to keep people updated with tad . jamie , jeff , brooke , hayley . babe : save it . that 'll be the guest list for when we throw tad his welcome- home party . j.r. : that 's a good idea . how are you holding up ? babe : god , i almost blew it . kathy caught me having a cry , and i told her that i stubbed my toe . j.r. : you know , i get why krystal , you know , does n't want to tell kathy about julia just yet . you know , there 's never a right time to tell somebody this kind of news . babe : yeah . hey , i thought adam was here . j.r. : oh , he was . he was talking about tad . then he blew on out of here . man on a mission . [ scene_break ] adam : would you get out of my way ? i have to speak to tad . jake : no , not a chance , adam . no , not a chance in hell . aidan : hi . is there -- is there a problem ? adam : damn it , martin . i need to speak to tad martin . jake : please , please , just help me get him out of here . adam : no . jake : please , please , please . adam : just i -- i -- you do n't understand . i can help . [ scene_break ] krystal : what kind of dream are you having that you do n't want to wake up ? [ scene_break ] tad : dixie . honey , this is it . `` together forever `` are n't just words anymore . i 'm ready . let 's go . dixie : we ca n't . tad : of course , we can . why should n't we ? this is the way it was always meant to be . you and me forever . dixie : i 'm sorry , tad . i ca n't . tad : you do n't want to be with me ? dixie : oh , sweet -- i do want to be with you , honey . i do so much . and i promise you that i will be , but not now . now , you have to go back . tad : no . no , i do n't . i ca n't . i ca n't lose you all over again . do n't ask me to . dixie : i promise you i will always be in your heart . tad : it 's not enough . it 's not enough . why should it be ? you 've shown me our life together , the life we deserve to have , with kate , doing all the things we wanted to do but never got the chance . why should i have to go back to wishing on a star and hoping and praying that someday , some way , i 'll be able to see you again ? it 's not fair . dixie , please , this is my choice . it 's my choice . this is what i want . i want to stay here with you now . i want to live the life that we were meant to live . dixie : this is n't living . tad : it 's close enough for me . do n't you tell me this is some kind of dream , because that 's just not possible . [ tad and dixie kiss ] tad : that felt pretty damn real to me . you want this as badly as i do , and we can have it . all we have to do is hold hands and walk into that light . dixie : oh , tad , but you have a life . tad : dixie . you are my life . you always have been . [ scene_break ] colby : marching , marching . wiggle your ears . kathy : we ca n't wiggle our ears ! colby : no ? then maybe we 'll have to tickle you ! babe : how about some kisses ? i 'm going to give away some of those kisses . j.r. : oh ! kathy : no , no ! colby : ready troops ? let 's hit the big screen . let 's march , let 's march . j.r. : march , one , two , three -- colby : ready ? one , two , three , four . j.r. : hup , two , three , four . [ babe laughs ] babe : i -- i ca n't imagine what it 'll be like for her , you know ? i mean , i -- i get that she knows her aunt maria and all of her cousins , but still , kathy will have to do this all over again , except for this time in another state . it 's just -- it 's just not fair . j.r. : no . no , it is n't . babe : i mean , we 're really , really lucky , j.r. , except for the fact that we -- that we suck at marriage . little a has all of that . he has family and friends and two parents that love him very , very much , no matter where he lives . [ scene_break ] erica : this is it . this is really just the last i can take . jackson : i 'm so , so sorry . erica : i should -- i should be there with my family . i should be there right now . i -- i should be holding opal 's hand . i should be telling tad that i love him , that i 'm pulling for him . i should be singing `` happy birthday `` to spike . i should be helping lily get ready for m.i.t . and god knows what greenlee and kendall are going to do to each other without me there to stop them . jackson : greenlee and kendall have managed to get past a lot of things through the years . erica : yeah , i know , which is exactly why we should be so worried right now , do n't you think ? i mean , this time might just be the fight to the death . [ scene_break ] greenlee : for spike . that 's why i came . i 'll just -- hi -- add this to the pile and help myself . to the beer , not your husband . greenlee : hey , boys . josh : greenlee , what 's up ? greenlee : hey . [ josh whistles ] josh : you look great . greenlee : thanks . just lost 185 pounds . never felt better . josh : huh ? zach : can -- can i get you something ? greenlee : i already asked . you refused . i 'll help myself . worked for kendall , did n't it ? josh : what was that all about ? zach : you do n't want to know . [ scene_break ] annie : ok , what is going on ? you look like you 're waiting for somebody 's head to explode , so spill . ryan : the birthday boy ! hey . kendall : who is here ? who 's here , who 's here ? is it the birthday boy ? annie : you and kendall . could 've sworn i saw the death stare . greenlee : must be the lighting . i told her to go halogen . annie : so is aidan coming ? greenlee : ryan did n't tell you ? annie : tell me what ? greenlee : aidan and i are over . annie : what ? what happened ? greenlee : kendall . annie : what does kendall have to do with this ? greenlee : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you 're going to drag this out ? you know , here and there and everywhere , people are just beaming prayers and love . i would do anything to bring you back . [ krystal sniffles ] krystal : wrestle with the devil , sweeten a deal with god , but what deal should i make ? to love you to the bone like you deserve ? or let you go ? [ scene_break ] adam : ok , it 'll take a minute . jake : adam , what do you want ? you want to pull the plug , huh ? you want to curse him out one last time ? adam : no , no . aidan : i do n't see any other reason why you 're here . adam : if you nitwits would just shut up and listen . krystal : hey , hey , hey , hey ! what -- what is going on here ? adam : krystal , i want to see tad . jake : i 'm sorry is we 're making too much noise . we were asking him to leave . we were trying to get him -- aidan : i was just about to get rid of him . come , let 's go . adam : no , no , no . krystal , please . this is important . krystal : why do n't you two get yourselves some caffeine ? aidan : are you sure ? krystal : it 's ok . i 'll -- i 'll take care of it . aidan : all right . jake : come on , i 'll buy . aidan : let me know if he 's any trouble . krystal : he wo n't . why are you here , adam ? huh ? why wo n't you just leave us alone ? huh ? leave us in peace ? adam : blast it , woman . i 'm trying to save his life . [ scene_break ] ruth : chocolate - covered peanuts ? tad 's favorite . opal : first thing he ever put on his cereal . ruth : until he graduated to candy bars . opal : when tad wakes up , i am going to buy me a truckload of cereal and chocolates , and i 'm going to mix them up myself . ruth : we are not going to lose him . opal : no , not a chance . you know , a mother 's love is a powerful , powerful thing , and he 's got a double - dipper dose of it . [ scene_break ] krystal : where is this coming from , adam ? you hate tad , so why the concern and -- and the urgency ? did they let you out of oak haven too soon ? because your brain is addled . adam : i 've never been more sane . krystal : well , then , why do n't you try making some sense ? adam : this is bigger than tad and me . this is -- it 's family . it 's the future . it 's colby 's , j.r. 's , and your future . believe me , especially yours . that 's why i 'm doing this . krystal : everybody 's future is going to be just fine without you upsetting tad . adam : he 's unconscious . well , i just want to say a few words to him . maybe he will understand those words . maybe he will remember them , regardless of who said them . krystal : you are making about as much sense as you were when you were eating paper and -- and seeing things . adam : i 'm going in , krystal , and you ca n't stop me . krystal : if you go in there , adam , i will never forgive you . adam : ah . yes , i know . [ scene_break ] dixie : you have a life without me , and it 's a wonderful life full of people that you love , that love you . family and friends and children -- tad : and i 'll always love them and watch over them and protect them , the way you always watched out over me . dixie : but the children need you , tad . they need their father . tad : dixie , j.r. and jamie are grown men . they 're doing just fine by themselves . dixie : think of your daughters , tad . tad : my daughters ? tad : ah . tad : jenny . [ whispering ] jenny . she just turned a year old . dixie : and kate ? your daughters need their father . [ scene_break ] kendall : so you finally saw greenlee after all ? ryan : i fixed her flat tire , yeah . kendall : well , thank you for talking to her . ryan : i did n't do it for you . kendall : ok , you 're angry . ryan : i just think it 's time that greenlee got a break . that 's all . kendall : so what did you talk to her about exactly ? ryan : she knows she 's got a friend . kendall : so you 're -- you 're friends . and ? ryan : and i see a cookie with my name on it . kendall : ok . josh : you want go to see mommy ? you want to see mommy ? kendall : who 's that ? josh : yes . kendall : come here . josh : ok , there you go . kendall : hi , my baby . josh : i love him , but i think he might have peed on me , so -- kendall : oh , yes . did you pee on him ? oh , it 's allowed . josh : here you go . kendall : my sweet little pickle . oh ! [ scene_break ] zach : thanks . ryan : ok . zach : cookie ? annie : no , thanks . zach : how 's emma ? annie : she 's good . she 's napping . but she gave me special instructions to bring her home lots of cake . zach : ok . do you want a -- a juice cup or another beer or celery sticks or carrot sticks , something like that ? annie : no , i 'm ok , thank you . zach : good , because all we have is sugar . you want sugar ? annie : i 'm good . zach : hey . sit down . annie : cute chairs . zach : you ok ? annie : i 'm just thinking about this time last year . all the same people , but everything is different . last year , greenlee crashed the party , and she was the one on the outside . everything 's changed . [ scene_break ] opal : they let anybody in this place . palmer : ahem . windbag . opal : old coot . [ palmer takes opal 's hand while they sit next to each other ] [ scene_break ] tad : my daughters . my daughters . but -- but kate -- dixie : kate -- kate is waiting for you . so is jenny . they need you . tad : well , i need you . i need you more than anything . i 'm sorry . i ca n't . i ca n't do it without you anymore . i do n't want to . i ca n't go back and not be with you . and not be able to -- to touch you , to hold you . dixie : you ca n't , you ca n't . you have to think of all the people who love you , that you made promises to . your parents , your brother , your children . tad : dixie , of all the promises i ever broke , of all the mistakes i ever made , the worst ones i made with you . because of me , we lost kate . we lost so much time together , because i failed you . i ca n't fail you again . [ scene_break ] krystal : i am sure you have all kinds of reasons to see tad , and they all seem really good to you . but you need to do this , adam . please . for me . and i will never ask anything of you again , but , please . leave tad in peace . adam : ok . ok , i 'll , uh , tad 'll be fine . he 'll be ok . adam : dixie , i need you . where the hell are you ? burning down somebody else 's closet ? dixie ! blast . [ adam dials his phone ] adam : yeah , j.r . j.r. : hey , dad , where did you run off to ? adam : i need you to bring kathy over to the hospital right away . j.r. : at the hospital ? adam : yes , we 're here . bring her over . j.r. : why ? does krystal want her there now ? adam : yes , yes , krystal wants kathy here right now . just -- just do it . well , krystal does want kathy here right now . she just does n't know it yet . [ scene_break ] krystal : and that 's from our sweet jenny . [ krystal sniffles ] krystal : she loves you so much , so you have to stick around for a long , long time . you hear me ? because jenny needs you . aidan : we all do . you 're the only brother i 've ever had , tad . i 'm not about to lose you now . [ scene_break ] dixie : you never failed me , tad . your strength , your love , for me , for so many people in your life -- tad : but kate , if i had just believed -- dixie : no , no , what happened was n't your fault . sometimes things just happen for a reason . and kate , she 's ok . she 's been taken care of and loved . [ dixie laughs ] tad : where is she ? dixie : i -- i ca n't , i ca n't -- tad : dixie , tell me . where is she ? dixie : i 'm sorry , tad . there are rules . tad : i do n't care . i do n't give a damn about the rules . [ scene_break ] jake : am i crashing the party ? aidan : no , no , no . i was just about to go to the cafeteria . you want anything ? krystal : you know , um , i really think that you being here gives tad another reason to hurry up and open up his eyes . jake : well , if he wanted me here this badly , all he had to do was ask . krystal : i , uh , i think he did . jake : busted . krystal : any , uh , any changes at all ? jake : no , not yet . you know , you gave my brother a child , a real home , a family , and with a love like that , he 's going to come back . [ scene_break ] adam : ok , dixie . here 's the deal . i take kathy -- kate over to tad 's bedside , but that 's it . no explanations , no apologies , no , just the child . that way , he gets the final piece of his family , and i get to keep what 's mine . that 's fair . that 's fair , is n't it ? well , i do n't -- i do n't care if you do n't like the terms . i ca n't tell the truth if -- if they know how long i 've known about kate . i 'd -- i 'd lose everything . everything . i do n't care about saving my soul , but if you think i 'm going to lose everyone i love for tad martin ? [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm sorry . i 'm really sorry , jack . of course , i do n't blame you for everything , of course not . i 'm just so frustrated . jackson : you think i do n't know what it 's like ? to watch your friends , your family , the people you love in pain and not be able to do anything about it ? erica : look , the , um , the plea bargain . they 're insisting on -- on serving my time immediately . that was -- that was a grandstand play on my part , so i could show samuel woods that i could go him one better and to try to get him to stop using me for publicity . i had no idea that i would be needed by my family so much . jackson : it might be small comfort to you , erica , but you are very much needed here . do you realize what you 've done for some of these women ? for carmen ? you have changed lives in here . you have . erica : and i 'm glad i can do that . i really am . but it 's not the same thing as taking care of my family . jackson : no , and god knows our family needs taking care of . erica : i thought i could do this six months . there would be visits and mail , phone calls , tennis . not easy , but possible . i just want this over , jack . life in here without my family , without you , it 's no life at all . [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you think kendall and zach will mind that i let him open his present ? ryan : i do n't think you care what they think . greenlee : your daddy is a very smart man . ryan : and you 're acting like you 're going to start the conga line here at the party , greenlee . it 's ok , you know , to feel bad . greenlee : men have died on me -- spike : mama . greenlee : pretended to die on me , and dumped me . this is the first time in a long time that i got to do the dumping . spike : mama . greenlee : it feels good , empowering . spike : mama , mama . greenlee : ha , ha , mama . liberating . who knows ? maybe i 'll buy another motorcycle . can you say motorcycle ? ryan : well , you need someone to ride with , and you got my number . greenlee : thanks . car . kendall : greenlee is doing her perky party routine . do n't get too close . that smile of hers is sharp enough to draw blood . zach : we drew first . kendall : yeah . zach : what 's going on with annie ? is she all right ? kendall : well , i think julia 's death hit her hard . it ca n't be easy . i mean , kathy and emma are like sisters . zach : i think it 's something more than that . kendall : no . no , whatever it is , annie will be fine . she 's -- she 's always perfect . that 's her thing . [ scene_break ] annie : ahem . hey , i , um , i really am sorry about aidan . greenlee : yeah , you said that . annie : it 's just you guys are so in love . greenlee : yeah , were . annie : ok , you 're angry , and -- and you 're hurt . i totally get that , but people make mistakes , greenlee . greenlee : spewing clichés about something you know nothing about is a mistake . aidan sleeping with my best friend and lying about it , deal breaker . annie : i understand you feel that way now , but you can get past this . i mean , you 've already started to . you 're here , right ? you 've obviously forgiven kendall . greenlee : i 'm here for the food . kendall always has the best spread in town . ask aidan . annie : he made a mistake , greenlee , but he loves you . greenlee : how would you feel if ryan slept with someone else ? annie : i sure as hell would n't walk away . i would fight . i would do whatever it takes to keep him . [ scene_break ] dixie : we had our time , tad . tad : no . not enough . dixie , `` together forever `` was a promise we made to each other before we even knew what it was , but it was a promise . because at our best , we lived every day like it was our last , and one day , we were right . because i turned around , and you were gone , and i was left alone , staring into the night sky , wishing , praying , somehow , some way , i would get the chance to see you one more time . that moment is now . this is the answer to that prayer . please , say you want this . say we can be together forever . dixie : together ? tad : forever . dixie : i do n't want to lose you , tad . i do n't want this to end . but we ca n't . there are rules . tad : dixie , our life together never followed any rules . maybe this is what 's meant to be . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . we got here as soon as we could . krystal : why are you here ? j.r. : what ? dad said you wanted to see kathy . krystal : i most certainly did not . what -- what are you up to ? wh -- why did you tell him to bring this child here ? take her home . th -- this is no place for her here . j.r. : all right . adam : look , j.r. , j.r. , wait , wait . krystal : ok , what is going on here ? adam : if you -- you and j.r. would just wait -- krystal : take her home . adam : give her a snack . go ahead , but just do n't leave the hospital . kathy : is aunt julia here ? krystal : kathy , honey , um , why do n't you let j.r. and babe take you to the machine for a snack , ok ? and i 'll be right in there to talk to you . j.r. : want to go get some sugar , huh ? ok , let 's go . krystal : well , that proves it . you really are certifiable , adam , or else you 're just heartless . that child has no idea that julia is dead , and you have her brought here ? why would you do that ? adam : listen to me . listen to me . if i were lying in there , a hair - breadth away from dying , and i -- i had a child , one of the childs that i thought was lost -- children , maybe colby , and she walked in the room or any of my other children , it would save my life . krystal : what is your point , adam ? adam : your own child can work miracles . krystal : uh , ok , so that 's your bright idea ? you want us to march kathy in there and pretend that she 's kate , huh ? [ scene_break ] guard : kane ? let 's go . jackson : i 'll be back very soon . bye . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , kate , spiky , are you ready to blow out some birthday candles ? spike : yeah . kendall : yeah , all right ! yeah . zach : dada -- kendall : you too , huh ? zach : i checked it . it 's fine ryan : yeah , so -- so did i. i wanted to make sure he was going to hear every butchered note . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : you too ? annie : here we go . group : happy birthday to you . happy birthday to you . happy birthday , dear spike . happy birthday to you . happy birthday to you . happy birthday to you . happy birthday , dear spike . happy birthday to you ♪ [ scene_break ] dixie : i love you . tad : that never has to end . [ scene_break ] krystal : adam ? what are you saying about kathy ? [ tad and dixie hug and kiss but then separate as they hear adam 's words ] adam : tad . come back . kate 's here . i have your daughter . i have kate . come on , martin . wake up . do you hear me , martin ? kathy is your kate . kathy is your kate . [ as dixie gradually disappears , tad 's eyes open ] [ next_on ] aidan ( to greenlee ) : listen to me . i love you . and i 'm not giving up on us . tad : is it true ? adam : yes . krystal : come quick ! tad 's awake ! tad ( to adam ) : tell them what you told me . j.r. : what are you talking about ? adam : i found kate .
at pine valley hospital , tad is still in his coma . tad is with dixie and he does n't want to leave her side . josh arrives at kendall 's and zack 's for spike 's birthday party . josh brings the birthday cake which is a giant cupcake . ryan and annie also arrives , bearing a gift for spike . to everyone 's surprise , greenlee also arrives with a gift . greenlee is sarcastic as usual . jack visits erica in prison and lets her know that he had told greenlee about kendall and aidan sleeping together . erica is completely beside herself . adam is at pine valley hospital and he tries to get to see tad , but jake stops him and refuses to let him go any farther . jake and aidan are attempting to escort adam to the door when they meet up with krystal . krystal tells them to take a caffeine break and she will take care of this situation with adam . krystal absolutely refuses to let adam in to see tad . she also tells him that she will never forgive him if he goes in to see adam . babe tells j.r. that kathy had caught her crying and she had to make up a lame excuse to tell her as to the reason why she was crying .
colby : `` kendall hart slater , accused of first - degree murder in the death of stuart chandler , was released on bail and will remain free until her trial . a date has not yet been set . `` it 's crazy , huh ? scott : yeah . colby : she killed your dad , and she gets to walk around like nothing happened . good news for zach slater , though , a get - out - of - jail - free card courtesy of his ex . is n't it weird kendall showed up at your dad 's funeral , and she 's the reason he 's dead ? scott : she 's not the reason my dad 's dead . i am . [ scene_break ] david : oh , huh , huh , huh . well , well , well . if it ai n't my long - lost , ever- loving daughter . no , wait a minute . not so lost . not so loving . marissa : have you been drinking ? david : i 'm out of orange juice . marissa : ok , where 's krystal ? i wanted to talk to her . david : uh , she 's gone . she packed up and left . marissa : wha -- she left you ? what -- what happened ? david : why do n't you come on in and let dear , old dad tell you all about it ? come on . [ scene_break ] liza : well , good morning , erica . erica : are you staying here ? liza : yes , it 's -- it 's lovely , is n't it ? erica : it 's lovely at the valley inn , as well . they have rooms . liza : yeah , i like it here . so i guess you 'll just have to get used to seeing me . erica : i 'm warning you . if you dare to slap me again , i swear to you i will press charges . jack : morning , ladies . erica : jack , good morning . well , i was just about to have breakfast . would you like to join me ? jack : thank you , real nice offer . unfortunately , i had plans already . morning , liza . sorry i 'm late . [ scene_break ] jesse : you wanted to see me . zach : yes , i want to recant my confession . jesse : finally , you make sense . zach : so what happens now ? jesse : well , the da 's here on another matter . maybe i can set up a meeting . zach : will they get me out ? jesse : depends on what you have to say . [ scene_break ] kendall : good morning there , sweetness . yeah , it 's morning , sleepyhead . pretty soon , you 're going to be waking up at dawn and jumping on the bed , yeah . ryan : hey . kendall : hi . ryan : how 's he doing ? kendall : he 's great , he 's great . look , his color is so much better . yeah , he slept through the night . ryan : that 's great . how about you ? did you get any sleep ? kendall : mm , not very much , but it 's ok . i -- i do n't care . as long as i can be with my boy , i do n't care how much sleep i get . thank god , jackson arranged the bail . ryan : he needs his mommy . kendall : and he needs his daddy . zach should be released soon , maybe even today . ryan : hey , are you 100 % positive that zach did n't kill stuart ? [ scene_break ] david : babe left me . now krystal . marissa : where did krystal go ? david : do n't you want to know why ? marissa : it 's really none of my business . david : what are you talking about ? you 're family , right ? marissa : ok , i should go . david : no , wait a minute . no , no , wait . listen , krystal , she was right to leave me . she gave up so much to be with me , ok ? her friends , custody of jenny . i mean , i -- honestly , i was -- i was surprised she stayed with me as long as she did , because i 'm not an easy man , ok ? and you were right . you were right to walk away . why -- why the hell did you even think of coming back ? marissa : this was a mistake . david : no , you see -- ha ha , oh , that 's funny because that 's -- that 's the smartest thing you 've ever said . you know something ? i think you got my brains , mm - hmm , because if you had krystal 's brains , you would just keep giving me one chance after the next till i did something so bad that you would be gone for good . the thing is i did n't mean to hurt her , you know ? i love her , and i would do anything to have her walk back through that door . marissa : if you love her , then maybe you can work it out . david : right , right , right , yeah , yeah , maybe we can work it out . you 're kidding , right ? yeah , kiss and make up , forgive and forget , it 's all gone to hell . stuart . stuart is dead , not adam , the person who should be in the grave . marissa : what does his death have to do with krystal leaving ? david : if she had just stayed away , you know ? if she 'd just not gotten in the middle of it , you know ? just let it be . let it take its course . now a good man is dead , and adam 's alive . i 'm alive , and i 'm not a good man , but you already know that , right ? marissa : what are you talking about ? what happened that night ? david : stuart was n't supposed to die . adam was . [ david makes a shooting motion with his hand ] [ scene_break ] scott : it does n't matter who pulled the trigger . i loaded the gun . colby : scott , you ca n't blame yourself . scott : i brought the valve to the company . i could n't shut up about how many lives it could save , and it almost killed ian slater . dr. chappell committed suicide . my dad was murdered . way to save the world . colby : you meant well . things just got out of control . scott : because i could n't see past my ego . one of the reasons i came back was to spend more time with dad , and , instead , i took all the time he had left . i should have never come back . colby : it 's -- it 's not your fault . scott : when i went to the hospital to stop the operation , i saw zach and kendall and the fear in their eyes . they were so worried . they were so fragile . i could n't look them in the eyes . imagine what they must have felt when they thought that their son had died . colby : i get the grief , but it does n't give them the right to do this to our family . scott : i did this , colby . i did this to our family , and i 'll have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] liza : you know , i ca n't tell you how terrible i feel about kendall . i never meant to hurt her . jack : yeah , well , you place somebody at the scene of a murder with a gun in their hand , and bad things happen every time . liza : i had no choice . jesse wanted answers . jack : and you wanted to give him some , i 'll bet , huh ? liza : and he tagged me with motive . jack : liza , you should probably know there are several people in this town who think you have every reason to want adam dead . liza : yes , well , that does n't make me a murderer . i am so sorry that i saw kendall . i wish i had n't , but i did , and it 's not exactly like i saw her shoot stuart . jack : because she did n't . liza : you are a fantastic lawyer , and i am sure that you will get her off , if it even gets that far . i mean , i -- i recanted , so that should help . jack : liza , you 're blowing smoke up my skirt . you know the prosecution is going to put you on that stand , and you know you 're not going to risk disbarment by perjuring yourself . you got to tell the truth , that you saw kendall on that terrace with a gun in her hand moments before stuart was shot . [ scene_break ] mr. north : you did n't kill stuart chandler , and you want to recant your confession . zach : that 's right . jesse : he confessed to protect his ex - wife . zach : i want to do whatever i can to get out of here and see my son in the hospital . mr. north : we 'll have to go over the events of the night again . uh , this time , what really happened . did you go to the chandler house to kill adam ? jesse : he went to stop kendall . zach : i went to kill adam . jesse : because he thought his son was dead . mr. north : and your threats to mr. chandler were very public , very specific . why did n't you follow through ? zach : i saw my wife . mr. north : where was she ? zach : on the terrace . jesse : did she have a gun ? zach : yes , but she did n't fire it . mr. north : how do you know that ? zach : because my -- my ex - wife is not capable of killing anybody . mr. north : that 's an opinion . i need facts . zach : the fact , mr. north , is that even though she thought that ian was dead , she still had spike , and she would n't leave him without a mother . mr. north : this is your opportunity to recant your testimony , not to protect your ex - wife . that 's what got you in here in the first place . so you saw mrs. slater on the terrace with a gun . zach : which she did n't fire . mr. north : and you did n't kill mr. chandler , and you 'll have us believe your ex - wife did n't kill mr. chandler . then who the hell did ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i am 100 % sure that zach did not kill stuart . are you disappointed ? ryan : no , i just want whoever is the real killer to be caught , that 's all . i feel like it 's my fault that you 're going on trial . kendall : no , it 's not . ryan , it 's not your fault . please blame liza . you were just trying to protect me . ryan : you would n't even have ended up in handcuffs . i think we should have coordinated our stories beforehand . kendall : no , no , listen , ryan . it 's not your fault that i did n't have an alibi . it 'll be ok . the police will figure out who killed stuart . it 's not as if there are any other suspects . if we 're lucky , they 'll discover that liza was guilty , and she 'll spend the rest of her days buried behind bars . that woman has no morals and no ethics . ryan : wait a minute . are you saying that she lied about seeing you ? kendall : no , i 'm saying that the woman ca n't be trusted . she 's saying how she 's all about coming back to town to bond with her daughter , spend quality time with her daughter . well , she 's been spending quality time on her back with zach . ryan : and why do you care about that ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'd tell you what i wish for , but you say it out loud , it does n't come true . [ piano chords ] [ phone rings ] krystal : oh . hello ? marissa : hey , krystal . krystal : marissa ? i -- i was hoping you 'd call . i mean , not in a pressure kind of way , but i -- i -- it 's good to hear your voice . marissa : yeah , you may not think so when you know why i called . krystal : why ? why -- why are you whispering ? marissa : it 's david . he 's totally flipping . krystal : uh , you -- you 're at wildwind ? marissa : he 's out of his head . he 's -- he 's drinking . the place is a wreck . he keeps talking about adam chandler , how he should have died . look , you 've got to come over . krystal : i -- i ca n't . marissa : i know you left him . he told me , but he 's lost it , ok ? you have to come talk him down . krystal : look , i ca n't do that , marissa . it 's over . [ david bangs loudly on his piano to end his playing ] [ scene_break ] colby : i feel so torn . my mom needs me . my dad needs me . what am i supposed to do ? just seeing my mom and dad in the same room again , it 's totally weird . pete : yeah , i get that . i mean , my mom and dad are in different countries . but when i was little , i wanted them to get back together . colby : when i was really little , i did , too , but my mom and dad together ? it 's like mixing nitro and glycerin . they 'd totally combust . pete : oh , no , my parents are like hydrogen peroxide and acetone . because it combusts the same way . colby : the weird thing was as much as they hate each other , they had this moment . they even smiled at each other . pete : yeah , see , my dad hates my mom 's tarot cards and tea leaves and wubba , wubba , wubba , and mom 's always complaining about what a strong - headed guy he is , but there 's that thing , that connection . colby : all i know is all my life with my mom , she trashed my dad , told me how terrible he was , evil , but it did n't make me hate him . it made me curious , so i came back , and , yeah , my dad 's not perfect , but he 's not this monster my mom always said he was . pete : whoa , no , adam chandler is a pretty scary guy . i mean , he 's the kind of guy who says , `` you 're toast , `` and you 're looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life . colby : the kind of guy who collects enemies . kind of guy people want to kill . [ scene_break ] zach : i do n't know who killed stuart . i just know that kendall did n't . mr. north : except for that gun in her hand and all kinds of motive . jesse : oh , trust me . there 's plenty of motive to go around . mr. north : you lied to protect her . so did ryan lavery . that 's a lot of covering up for a woman you both claim is innocent . zach : as i said before , mr. north , my ex - wife does n't have it in her to kill anybody . mr. north : and yet , immediately after stuart chandler was shot in cold blood , you confessed for one reason only . you believe that your ex - wife was not only capable of murder but guilty of it . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , why on earth would you meet with the woman who had kendall arrested ? jack : for the record , kendall had kendall arrested . i 'm trying to prove her innocent . i wo n't be able to do that without interviewing all the witnesses , now , will i ? erica : liza is not a witness . liza is the killer . she 's lied about kendall to protect herself . jack : well , nobody saw liza with a gun in her hand . erica : oh , that means she did n't do it ? jack : liza seems very , very sorry that she even brought kendall up . erica : like hell she is . jack : erica , i know you 're upset about kendall being arrested and all this , but please , please , if you want to help your daughter , stay the hell out of this . erica : stay out of this ? oh , come on , jack . you know me better than that . there 's no way i 'm going to stay out of this until my daughter 's cleared . [ scene_break ] david : little adam , he would be safe right now . he would be with people who love him right now if it was n't for adam . marissa : j.r. seems to love his son a lot . david : j.r. is a drunk . i 'm drunk right now . there 's a difference . marissa : how about a shower maybe or sleep ? david : no , do n't -- do n't change the subject . babe is dead . little adam is out of reach . krystal is gone . stuart is dead . i may as well be , but adam , adam just keeps on keeping on . what was i thinking ? i should have killed him when i had the chance . i mean , he was supposed to die , not stuart . [ david flings his glass against the wall ] krystal : what the hell are you doing ? marissa : oh , thank you so much for coming . david : hey . what do you -- you called her ? krystal : i 'm sorry you had to see this . david : so -- oh , did you -- you came here to sober me up . is that it ? krystal : no , i do n't care if you drink yourself to hell , but this is not marissa 's problem , and shame on you for dragging her into this . david : i -- i did n't drag her . she was knock -- you knocked on the door , right ? i did n't drag her in here ! krystal : marissa , you should go . david : why ? why -- why should she go ? you want her to her stay . i mean , you want us to be a family , right ? krystal : i am so sorry . i 'll call you later , ok ? marissa : you sure ? krystal : go . david : hey , wait , wait a minute . what about my goodbye kiss ? [ door closes ] david : i knew you 'd come back . i knew it . you still love me . [ scene_break ] ryan : why -- why is zach having a fling with liza so hard for you to handle ? kendall : ryan , i can handle it . we 're divorced . we 're living our own lives . ryan : you just wish zach was n't living his with liza . kendall : i do n't care who zach moves on with . it does n't matter , and i 'm hardly jealous of liza colby , please . ok , you know , you want to know what it is ? it 's the whole pregnancy thing . ryan : what are you talking about ? kendall : well , i mean , what if -- you know ? i mean , it 's zach and liza , they -- they were sleeping together , so -- ryan : is n't liza like seven months ' pregnant ? kendall : yes , yes , she is , but you know what ? zach has a history of fathering children without telling me . ryan : look , you said seven months , kendall . that would have meant that they were together -- kendall : yeah , when i was in a coma . ryan : well , that 's crazy . you know that 's crazy , right ? kendall : oh , is it , is it ? ryan : yes . kendall : no . listen , i 'm all for zach moving on with whoever he wants , but the idea of him impregnating liza when i had a tube stuck down my throat ? it makes me want to throw something and kill people and beat people up and -- ryan : ok , well , before you start hurting people and destroying rooms and things like that , why do n't you just ask him if the baby is his ? kendall : no , ryan . zach was ready to throw away his whole life to protect me . it seemed a little tacky to ask him if he was the daddy of liza 's baby . erica : do n't tell me there 's more bad news . ryan : that depends on who you ask . kendall : zach 's been sleeping with liza colby . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm cooperating . when can i be released ? jesse : well , the first time you cooperated , you gave a false confession to protect the ex - wife who is now being held for stuart 's murder , and i 'm sure you can see how the da might , i do n't know , be a little leery of your new cooperation . zach : i told him the truth . jesse : which did n't help kendall 's case . this guy north is ambitious . he 's going to run with this until she 's put away for life . zach : i did what i did so i could get out of here and find the real killer before kendall 's trial starts . jesse : i do n't need any more trouble from you , slater . zach : more trouble ? the headlines say they got their perp . so as far as police is concerned , this case is closed . jesse : this case is closed after i 've run down every possible lead and spoke to everybody that was on that property that night . jesse : thank you . well , you 're a lucky man . you are free to go . [ scene_break ] pete : so you and your mom , what 's that like ? colby : beyond bizarre . she 's , like , totally ignored me forever , then she shows up out of nowhere , pregnant , and wants us to be this happy family , like throwing a baby into the mix makes everything all better . pete : a baby ? when my parents were having their trouble , mom just got me a cat . colby : and i found out that my mom did n't even want my dad to be my dad . she used a sperm donor . pete : whoa . do i really want to hear this ? colby : the donor was jake martin . pete : jake ? oh , my god . colby : it did n't turn out how my mom planned , because my dad found out and made sure he was the donor . pete : so -- so jake is not your dad . adam is your dad . colby : exactly . pete : oh , thank god . colby : so chill with the kinky dreams . but what kind of people have a kid as a power play ? are n't you supposed to have kids because you love each other ? pete : well , your dad is a power - play kind of guy . i mean , well , he must have really loved your mom to go to that extreme . colby : i 'm tired of extreme . i want normal . pete : normal ? i do n't think our family can do normal , but that does n't mean that you ca n't get along with your dad and your mom . colby : it 's just she 's lied to me so much , and now she wants to be best friends ? pete : she knows she screwed up . maybe she 's just trying to make things right . you should give here a chance . colby : i did promise to have lunch sometime . pete : see . there you go . that 's a start . colby : you 're pretty smart at this stuff . pete : well -- really ? i 've been kind of studying relationships -- familial , paternal , maternal , and romantic . colby : pete -- pete : no , listen . it 's -- it 's like this . it really is like chemistry . you get two chemicals together and kaboom ! it 's -- colby : there 's no kaboom . pete : no , there is , given the right circumstances . music , stars , getting struck by lighting -- colby : cut it out , pete . pete : never . [ scene_break ] krystal : i came because of marissa , not you . i am trying my damnedest to make a connection with our daughter , and then you treat her to this ? and why the hell are you going on and on about adam and stuart and murder ? david : no , krystal . it was n't murder . it was a mistake , a terrible , terrible mistake . why does everything have to go so wrong ? i mean , so many good people are gone , and adam , that bastard , he just keeps on living . krystal : ok , you know what ? you really do need some coffee . david : i came back for babe , and i lost her because of adam . i lost little a because of adam . i lost you . krystal : you did that all by yourself , so would you just stop with the drinking and the self - pity , because it really is pathetic ? it really is . david : ok , ok , ok , wait . do n't -- do n't go . do n't go . come on . krystal : i have got to get back . david : what ? where ? wait a minute , wait a minute , wait a minute . what -- where have you been staying ? krystal : that is none of your business . david : oh , jeez , you went running straight back to tad , did n't you ? i do n't believe it ! krystal : all right , you know what ? why do n't you just curl up with that ? [ glass breaks ] david : there 's no way in hell you 're walking out on me again . do you hear me ? [ scene_break ] scott : marissa . marissa : hi . i hope you do n't mind me just stopping by . i just -- i just wanted you to know . i probably should n't even be here . i 'm sorry . scott : no , no , come in . marissa : i was just with david , and he was drunk and crazed , and he started going off about how he wanted to kill adam and how your dad died instead . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . the last thing you need is to be reminded about it . scott : it 's not like i can forget . what did david say exactly ? marissa : he -- he hardly even made sense . david blames adam for everything that 's gone wrong in his life , and he just kept going on and on about how adam deserved to die and how everything got messed up , and the wrong man was killed . it was so bizarre , and , from what i heard , i think my father killed your father . [ scene_break ] erica : zach and liza ? kendall : mm - hmm . erica : now this makes perfect sense . obviously , that 's why liza had you arrested . ryan : i think that 's a little bit of a stretch . erica : hardly . liza lied to the police to get kendall out of the way , so that she could have zach all to herself . kendall : well , i 'm not stopping her . erica : but , obviously , there is a connection between you and zach , and she sees that . ryan : i 've got a meeting . i 'm going to get going . i 'll call you later , ok ? kendall : ryan , we 're ok , are n't we ? ryan : yeah , we 're good . we 're good . i 'm glad he 's feeling better . erica : look , it ca n't possibly be a coincidence that liza colby just happened to pop back into town just exactly when someone tries to kill adam . kendall : mom , i just do n't see liza as a killer . erica : are you kidding ? of course , she 's the killer . look , she lost her daughter colby to adam , which means that adam won , and liza hates it when adam wins . all that has to be done is that a gun has to be put in liza colby 's hand . kendall : ok . well , how do we do that ? erica : well , you are not going to do anything , honey . you have got your hands full here . you got plenty to do right here , but i am going to do what the police obviously ca n't do . i 'm going to find the evidence that really nails liza as the killer . [ scene_break ] liza : ahem . excuse me , hi . i 'm looking for dr. jake martin . he 's not in his office . woman : i believe he 's somewhere on this floor . liza : ok . thank you . oh , you 're out . zach : your eyewitness account got kendall arrested . liza : listen , i recanted my statement . i did n't think that they would arrest her . zach : do n't worry . i 'm not going to expose your belly to the world . liza : thank you . listen , if there 's anything that i can do for you -- zach : you 've done enough , i think . kendall : zach . zach : i 'm here , son . i 'm never going to leave you . [ scene_break ] krystal : let me go . david : why , why ? so you could leave me again , huh ? run back to tad ? krystal : sleep it off , david . david : krystal , i love you , ok ? i need you . my life does n't make sense without you . you got to come back . you got to ! krystal : oh , i will burn in hell first . david : look , i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry for everything i 've done . i 'm sorry for hurting you . i 'm sorry for anything else that bothers you . krystal : no , you know what ? you opened up my eyes to the truth , and i can finally see now . you never loved me . you were using me . david : oh , no . krystal : so that you could get little a and so that you could get back at tad like everybody said . david : no ! stop listening to everybody ! listen to me ! krystal : i listened to you enough , and because of that , i lost everything . i lost my friends . i lost my family . i lost jenny because i listened to all -- david : ah , krystal , listen to me . listen , you know i love you . you know i love you . i love you . krystal : you know what ? maybe you were telling yourself that so that you could make this farce of a marriage work . i 've been loved . i 've been with a man who embraced me , who understood me , and who protected me ! david : you 're kidding , right ? you 're kidding , right ? no , wait a second ! you walked away from that safe , neat little love ! you chose me ! you chose passion , our kind of love ! krystal : i chose wrong ! i chose wrong . i gave you every little bit of me . i listened to every word that you said , and when i could n't give you a child , and when you lost little a because of me , then , suddenly , i was n't enough for you anymore . david : that is not true . you -- you 're my wife , ok ? krystal : let me go , let me go . david : you 're my wife . krystal : no , let me -- david : now , look at this . this is your ring , all right ? your wedding ring . put it on . krystal : no , no , i wo n't do it . david : krystal , we said vows right here in this very room -- krystal : stop it ! what -- are you out of your mind ? david : you 're my wife , damn it ! now , put the freaking ring on ! put it on ! [ scene_break ] erica : oh , hello . i wonder if you could help me . woman : ms. kane , i 'm such a fan . anything . erica : well , thank you so much . i seemed to have misplaced my key , and i wonder if you would be so kind as to let me into my room ? woman : you 're even more beautiful in person and so gracious . erica : thank you . thank you very much . i would really appreciate it if you could help me . woman : are n't you in the penthouse ? erica : oh , well , i changed because of a privacy issue . so , really , i would appreciate this so much if you keep it just between us because , you know , one word and the paparazzi are going to be all over this hallway . woman : you can count on me , ms. kane . erica : thank you . woman : ms. kane ? erica : yes ? woman : it would really mean a lot to me if you would n't mind a picture . erica : oh , of course , of course . ok . ok . woman : my friends are so not going to believe this . we never miss your show . erica : oh , well , then , you know what ? i 'll make sure that you and your friends , you all get tickets for my show . woman : i 've died and gone to heaven . erica : thank you . ok , then , the key ? woman : oh , yes , of course . erica : yes . not a word then . woman : you can count on me . erica : thank you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i heard that liza recanted all the incriminating stuff that she said about kendall . jack : yes , but , unfortunately she had said it already . ryan : so where does that leave me ? jack : well , you lied to protect kendall , but kendall admitted you were with her when the shots were fired . ryan : so that makes her look even more guilty ? jack : yes . ryan : jack , they ca n't put me on the stand , ok ? jack : sure they can , and they will . i guarantee it . ryan : there 's got to be another way . i have to be able to protect her , which is why i need to do something , why i ca n't just sit back and watch , ok , and feel helpless again . even if i have to lie , jack -- jack : no , no , no , ryan . perjury is not the answer in this . ryan : finding the real killer is the answer . jack : yeah , and you better pray find whoever it is in a hurry . ryan : i 'm going to do a lot more than pray . jack : ok , i 'm going to tell you two things . i want you to listen to me . number one , do n't do anything crazy . but , number two , if we do n't find whoever killed stuart , kendall can go to prison . [ scene_break ] zach : you look good . you 've grown . i 'm going to let you sleep . i 'll read to you later . kendall : i 'm glad you 're out . zach : i 'm going to find whoever killed stuart . i wo n't let you go to prison . kendall : i was so close to pulling that trigger . zach : but you did n't . kendall : if i do go to prison -- zach : you wo n't . ian needs his mom . [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] [ erica gasps ] colby : what the hell are you doing ? [ scene_break ] krystal : let me go . david : you 're my wife , damn it . look , this is your ring . just put it on . krystal : no , you know what ? you 're hurting me , you 're -- david : put the ring on , ok ? stop fighting me ! why do you keep fighting me ? why did you have to get in the middle of it ? why did you have to interfere ? stuart is dead because of you . krystal : let me go . david : it 's your fault he 's gone ! do you hear me ? it 's your fault ! scott : get the hell off of her ! david : what the hell ? she 's my wife . she -- [ krystal gasps as scott punches david 's lights out ] [ scene_break ] ryan : is the baby zach 's ? liza : no , any other questions ? ryan : yeah , i do , actually . why did you give up kendall like that ? liza : i told the truth , and , listen , i never meant to hurt kendall , and i would do anything to avoid testifying , but what am i going to do , huh ? leave town ? that would only make things worse . ryan : things ca n't get much worse right now . kendall is innocent , and you and i are both lined to testify against her . liza : and it 's killing you that you ca n't do anything about it . [ scene_break ] kendall : the district attorney is convinced that i killed stuart . zach : i 'm going to un - convince him . kendall : well , what if you ca n't , zach ? what if they never find out who really killed stuart ? you 're going to have to testify against me . you are . the pact that we made to kill adam and you seeing me with the gun pointed at him -- ryan : there 's a way around that to protect you . spouses ca n't testify against each other . kendall : what are you talking about ? ryan : marry zach .
at the chandler mansion , colby reads an article to scott about kendall being released . scott tells colby that he is the one to blame for this mess and the reason that stuart is dead . marissa visits david and finds him drunk . liza sees erica at the yacht club who warns her never to hit her again . erica is taken aback when jack arrives to meet liza . jesse visits zach in prison . zach wants to recant his confession . erica watches jack and liza together . while kendall talks to ian in his hospital crib , ryan walks in . marissa calls krystal to let her know about david and his drinking . krystal refuses to help .
[ previously_on ] jack : you think because of what happened to chris that i 'm going to change my mind about marrying you ? erica : you might regret this for the rest of your life . david : the two of you are responsible for my daughter 's death , and i 'm going to make sure that you both know what it feels like to watch your family crumble around you . [ scene_break ] reggie : i just do n't understand , ok ? she opens her door . she lets you stay here . why could n't you just be sick for a little while longer , you know , until you worked out something more permanent ? jack : be sick for a little while longer ? i do n't work that way , reggie . reggie : so , what , you going to marry this candy cane , or what ? jack : that 's ms. kane to you , or maybe on the special occasion erica . and it 's a little more complicated than that . reggie : you mean it 's history . look , but do n't sweat it , ok ? you have plenty of other women down at the office that 's not exactly looking for legal advice . jack : reggie , please , spare me on this , will you , please ? erica : jack . jack : hey . erica : i was just wondering , maybe if you feel up to it -- what 's going on ? jack : well , i thought maybe it would be a good time for reggie and i to pack up and move back to my place . erica : what ? reggie : yep , it looks like you 're losing my man jack here , but , you know , there 's plenty of other foxes in the forest . [ scene_break ] mary : hi . could i have a white wine , please ? anything imported . excuse me . would you mind giving me a cocktail napkin ? just right over there by your -- right there . thank you . carlos : you 're welcome . mary : i do n't recall seeing you around here before . carlos : you have n't . mary : oh . well , my name is -- carlos : mary , yes . mary : that 's right . carlos : you do n't remember me , do you ? mary : no . is it your hair ? is it different ? i mean -- greenlee : mother , what are you doing here ? and why are you being so nice to carlos ? [ scene_break ] [ anna hums ] [ arguing in hallway ] anna : david . david : you do n't know what you 're talking about ! i knew whether it was necessary or not ! [ scene_break ] anna : i have to go now . david : i knew about my daughter 's life ! i knew that her heart would n't be able to take it ! she 's gone , ok , joe ! you should n't have thrown me out of the o.r . ! anna : oh , you 're so cold . oh , look , your blanket 's here . it will keep you warm . it 's going to be so much better now . there will be no more doctors , no more pain , no more hospitals . it will all be so much better . you 'll see . good night . oh , my sweet baby . you sleep tight . i love you . forever . [ scene_break ] david : it was n't necessary ! you do n't know what you 're talking about ! you 're murderers ! tad : david , take it easy . david : you will rot in hell for what you did to my daughter ! i 'm going to put you there ! anna : david , it 's not their fault . [ scene_break ] mary : carlos , of course . i did n't recognize you out of your work uniform . this is a lovely jacket . where did you buy it , greenlee ? carlos : i 'll go check on our table . greenlee : here 's a tip , mother . do n't wear your best shoes when you put your foot in your mouth . mary : i do n't want to make trouble . [ greenlee laughs ] mary : do n't want to make trouble . greenlee : really ? you do it so well . mary : well , i 'm sorry . i 'm just surprised to see you still dating the handyman . greenlee : he 's not just a handyman . he happens to be an artist . mary : oh , yes . an artist . and the handyman is just the real job . and the pool boy is studying to be a brain surgeon . i know . greenlee : as a matter of fact , carlos ' work was shown at the chandler gallery . mary : well , that 's because stuart has a fascination with beginners . you know that . carlos : five more minutes . mary : greenlee tells me you 're something of an artist . greenlee : mother is an artist , too , carlos . mary : well , i do n't think we can compare his work to mine . greenlee : no , of course we ca n't . carlos ' work is inspired by the real world , not country clubs and cruise ships . mary : wealth is just as real as poverty , and it 's a lot more fun . and it 's the only world you have ever known . like it or not , the only world you will ever fit into . greenlee : yes , well , we can talk about this some other time when you 're in town again . mary : good , i 'd love to . i plan to be in town a lot more from now on . greenlee : oh . mary : yeah . i 'm going to get a little pied - a - terre in pine valley to be closer to mother and daddy -- and you , of course . greenlee : really ? carlos : let 's go . are you ready ? mary : enjoy your dinner . greenlee : i 'm sorry , my mother 's impossible . maitre d ' : we 're just setting up your table . perhaps while you 're waiting , our wine list . greenlee : here , i 'll -- carlos : it 's ok , greenlee . thanks . ah -- the chilean cabernet sauvignon . maitre d ' : of course . very good choice . [ scene_break ] jack : reggie , we can do without the commentary and your speculations on my love life , please . reggie : i just wanted her to make sure she knew that you would n't be begging for her company . jack : thank you very much . reggie , why do n't you go into your room , make sure you have n't forgotten something . reggie : oh , already did that . everything 's in the bag . jack : yeah , why do n't do you do it again . reggie : oh -- oh , again . jack : yes . reggie : oh , sure , yeah . i understand . gotcha . jack : that 's it . reggie : ok . jack : he 's a great kid , but i never know what 's going to come out of his mouth next , i swear . erica : yeah . well , i guess he learned from a master . jack : i do n't follow . erica : well , out of nowhere , you just announce that you 're leaving ? jack : well , honey , it 's not exactly out of nowhere . i mean , you never suggested i move in here on a permanent basis . i certainly never presumed to do that . erica : do you think that i 'm so heartless that i would make you leave when you 're still recuperating ? jack : no . no , no , of course not . i 've seen the doctors . except for a kind of romantic , bullet - shaped scar right around here , i 'm fit as a fiddle . just like brand - new . erica : well , i think i know you better than the doctors , and you 've had a trauma and you still need somebody to take care of you . jack : erica , right now the only person you need to take care of is yourself . i mean , with everything that 's happened -- chris ' death , michael cambias attacking you -- i just think you need time and privacy . erica : jack , you 're not doing this because of what i said , are you ? i mean , that you should save yourself by leaving me ? jack : oh , no . no , sweetheart , no . look , you had just found out about chris . i 'm not going to let my life or your life or our life together be dictated by words that were said in pain and shock . erica : no . that would n't be the jack i know . jack : let 's just make sure that we 're reading out of the same book here . i 'm not leaving because i 'm giving up on us . i 'm leaving because i believe in us more than ever . [ scene_break ] david : anna , stay out of this . anna : she 's my daughter , too . david : get your hands off me ! anna : please , stop ! david : do n't tell me to calm down ! anna : david , enough , enough ! david : my god . how could you defend them , anna ? anna : i 'm not defending them . david : they 're the reason why she 's dead ! anna : oh , come on . joe did everything he could to save her . david : no , that 's just it -- he could not have saved her . i could have . he kept me from that o.r . he kept me from saving our daughter 's life . anna : you do n't know that . david : i know it ! i know it in my heart ! my god . if i was any kind of father at all , i would n't have let them stop me . i would have killed them all to save my daughter 's life . tad : believe me , i know what you 're going through . david : you do n't know what you 're talking about ! tad : yes , i do . i do , ok ? i lost a child last year myself in that car accident . it was n't just dixie . the baby she was carrying was a girl . david : you think this is the same thing ? when did you ever hold your little girl 's hand ? did you ever look at your daughter ? did you ever watch her sleep ? did you see her smile ? so do n't you dare pretend to tell me what you 've put me through today -- that you know what you 've put me through today . tad : fine . it 's not a competition . david : you forced me to stand by and you let my daughter die . you think you know what that feels like ? you do n't ! you do n't know what you 're talking about ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : thank you . mmm . this is excellent . i did n't think -- what made you select this ? carlos : i happen to like it . greenlee : right . waiter : perhaps you 'd like to look at the menu while you 're waiting ? greenlee : ok . carlos : thank you . do you know what you 're having ? greenlee : oh , the shrimp cocktail will be plenty for me . carlos : that 's just an appetizer . greenlee : i 'm not exceptionally hungry . carlos : no ? why ? greenlee : this would n't be the first time that my mother killed my appetite . carlos : you 're angry at her . greenlee : does it show ? carlos : why ? greenlee : you were there . you know why . carlos : tell me . greenlee : the condescension , the putdowns . carlos : about what ? greenlee : please . your work , your clothes , your whole right to be here in the first place . carlos : oh , i see . and that 's wrong ? greenlee : yes . yes , it 's awful . carlos : then why are you doing it , too ? greenlee : excuse me ? carlos : this is a date , a real date , greenlee , and you do n't think i can handle it . [ scene_break ] marian : well , it 's certainly good to see you again , darling . so now , have you decided what part of pine valley that you want to live in , huh ? mary : well , of course . the west side . you know me . someplace in the arty district . marian : oh , no , no , darling . i 'm afraid it 's gone downhill there . i mean , the economy has been terrible on the boutiques and restaurants , and it 's very dangerous after dark . mary : no . really ? marian : yes . our own district attorney was shot there and left in an alley . mary : what ? jack ? marian : yes , he was seriously wounded . mary : oh , my god . is he going to be all right ? marian : oh , yes . yes , i 've heard he 's going to make a complete recovery . mary : oh , thank god . marian : mary ? why are you so concerned with jackson montgomery ? [ scene_break ] erica : thank you , jack , for giving me the time and taking off the pressure . jack : sure . i just do n't want you to think it 's forever . i mean , i 'm going to be back complicating your life before long , i promise you . erica : really ? how soon ? jack : well , first of all , while you 're putting your world back together , i 'm going to try to take michael cambias ' world apart . erica : oh ? jack : yes , i 'm hoping he 'll be relocating to a cell in statesville very soon . erica : well , then one thing sure has n't changed a bit . i can still count on you . jack : you bet . erica , we 've come so close this time . i just do n't want to lose ground , you know . erica : we wo n't . jack : prove it . erica : how ? jack : by keeping this ring on your finger . erica : of course i will . jack : that 's my girl . i love you . reggie : look , jack , i 've checked and i 've checked where i 've already checked , and i checked that , too . i 've checked everything there is to be checked . can we please get out of here now ? jack : yes , yes , reggie . come on down . we 're all done . reggie : thank you . jack : and , by the way , i do n't know where he gets this idea of foxes . reggie : oh , yeah , but they got pretty good ideas about you . but it 's just your luck , you 're a one - fox kind of guy . erica : thanks , reggie . thanks for clearing that up . reggie : yeah , no problem . you know , i really like this place . you got a nice crib . erica : thanks . reggie : all right , time to go . let 's go , dog . jack : yeah . hey , if you need me , you know where to find me . erica : thank you . reggie : jack , now . let 's go . come on , you 're making my stomach do flips over here . let 's go , please . the kissing , stop . horrible . jack : reggie , do the words `` pain in the butt `` mean anything to you ? reggie : slightly , slightly . erica : bianca . what , bianca ? what is it , honey ? it 's lena , is n't it ? oh , honey , i am so sorry . i know that i should n't have left you alone -- bianca : mom , how could you ? erica : what ? what did i do now ? bianca : how could you not tell me about chris ? i just saw it on the news ! erica : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i just assumed that -- bianca : so it 's true ? i thought it might be a mistake or something . oh , mom , i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] anna : david , just stop this , please . stop . david : this is n't over . this has n't even started . anna : where are you going ? i 'm sorry . joe : it 's not your fault , anna . tad : and it 's not david 's , either . i meant what i said . i know what he 's going through . anna : i know , but to threaten you is insane . joe : we did n't take any of his threats seriously . tad : what about you ? are you ok ? is there anybody you want us to call to drive you home ? anna : no , i do n't want to go home . i need to know . joe : know what ? anna : was david right ? joe : anna , we have a lot of time to go into that later on when people are less emotional . anna : no , i need to know . am i responsible for what happened ? joe : anna , how could you possibly be ? anna : because i forced david into going along with the surgery . i wanted leora to have that pacemaker practically from the moment that she was born . no , you have to tell me the truth . did i do this ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , honey , i 'm sorry . i really wanted to be the one to tell you about chris . bianca : i would n't even be alive if chris had n't been there to rescue me from that fire . erica : i know . he was a very , very caring man . bianca : and i know that even though you two were n't together anymore that you must be in so much pain . erica : well , honey , what about you ? i mean , you just came from learning the worst about a person you care very much about . bianca : i did ? erica : yes , i 'm talking about lena . where do things stand with her ? bianca : what 's a little heartbreak compared with what happened to chris ? erica : well , your happiness will always come first with me , which is why i hope that you can get on with your life once this lena kundera has left town for good . bianca : mom , do we have to talk about this now , of all times ? erica : oh , no . oh , do n't tell me , she 's decided to stay ? bianca : yes , and i 'm very upset about it . erica : well , yes , you should be . oh , bianca . she 's gotten to you again . [ scene_break ] mary : jackson is -- we 're just old friends . marian : oh , just old friends , huh ? how disappointing , darling . well , i guess it 's for the best , anyway . mary : why ? marian : have n't you heard ? erica kane is engaged to him for about the 10th time again . mary : oh , please . what 's the chance of those two ever making it down the aisle ? marian : whether they make it down the aisle or not , darling , erica 's never going to let go of that poor man . well , they certainly do look good together , darling , do n't they ? mary : yeah , a little bit too good if you ask me . marian : mary , listen to me , friend to friend . mary : hmm ? marian : do not sell carlos short . stuart has taught me to never judge a man too quickly . never . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you can take me on a date . i know that . you took me to the pit . i had a wonderful time . carlos : that was my turf , and this is yours . greenlee : and you 're fine here , too . carlos : you seem surprised . greenlee : impressed . carlos : you did n't think i could order the wine ? greenlee : i was just trying to help . i know the list . carlos : and the appetizer for dinner ? greenlee : i told you , i 'm not hungry . carlos : no . you do n't think i have the money to pay for this place . greenlee : would you tell me if you did n't ? carlos : yes , i would because money 's just money . it 's not who i am . greenlee : and this place is n't , either . carlos : it 's fine . greenlee : but it 's not what you prefer . i mean , i 've seen you happy with a beer at b.j . 's . why did you suggest the valley inn ? carlos : do you like it here ? greenlee : well , yes . carlos : that 's why . you went with me to the pit . now it 's my turn . greenlee : but , really , carlos , i know what we pay you at fusion . carlos : greenlee , see this ? greenlee : um -- carlos : the gallery show . greenlee : really ? carlos : uh - huh . greenlee : carlos . how wonderful . carlos : we can do this tonight , tomorrow , the next day -- does n't matter . greenlee : i 'm sorry . i have to learn not to underestimate you . carlos : oh , you will . and now you 're going to order a whole meal . greenlee : order for me . from here on in , i 'm completely in your hands . [ scene_break ] joe : leora 's heart was always weak . and all her doctors knew there was a risk she would not survive surgery . but we all believed , anna , that without surgery , she would die , that she needed the pacemaker . it was her only chance . we may have been late . anna : what do you mean , late ? joe : yes , and for that i take full responsibility . anna : why ? joe : because i did agree with david initially and i did counsel waiting . anna : what are you saying ? that if she 'd had the operation sooner , this would n't have happened ? joe : medicine is just never certain . maybe the procedure would have succeeded if we implanted a pacemaker a month ago . maybe it would have worked if we had waited another month . maybe , anna , it would n't have worked no matter what we did . all we know for certain is it did n't . anna : but why did you say that you held yourself responsible ? joe : doctors are only human . the `` what ifs `` eat away at us , too , just like it would anybody else . anna : oh , i see . will there be an autopsy ? joe : oh , yes , yes . in surgery -- if a patient dies in surgery , it 's mandatory . but you and david can have your own pathologist conduct an autopsy . anna : no , no . that 's more knives . i promised her that that was over . joe : well , in any case , this is not a decision you should make now . tad : i think maybe you need to speak to david . i know he needs to talk to you . anna : i just want this all to stop . i want to go back a day or an hour , just so i could hold her again . that 's all . david : hey . can you hear me ? are you there ? i need you , leo . i need you more than i ever have before . [ scene_break ] anna : thanks for coming . aidan : thank tad for calling me . where 's david ? anna : i do n't know . aidan : do you want me to go find him ? anna : no . i think it 's -- it 's best if he 's not found for a while . aidan : well , how about you let me take you home ? anna : i ca n't leave because she 's still in there . aidan : there 's a chapel around the corner . how about we go in there for a while ? anna : no . there 's nothing to pray for anymore . i do n't think god 's really on speaking terms with me , anyway . aidan : why ? anna : i did n't do enough for my daughter . i feel responsible for this . david : she 's gone , leo . your niece . my daughter . leora . oh , my god . oh , my god . leora 's birth was the beginning of two new lives , leo -- hers and mine . she changed me . i 'm not saying i 'm a good man now . no . but suddenly , it was like she made me want to be a good man for her . and now -- you know , leo , when you become a parent for the first time , this is what you fear more than your own death . so much more . this did n't even have to happen . i could have saved her . i could have . but because of joe martin and tad , my little girl is gone . there has to be a price to pay for a sin like that , and i 'm going to make sure they pay . [ scene_break ] tad : wow . it 's a pretty rough day . joe : yes , for david and for anna . tad : and for you . i know , i 've been watching you for a lot of years now . you never get used to it . joe : well , sometimes i can accept it . when you lose a little one like leora -- tad : listen , i got an idea . why do n't you come back to the house with me tonight ? we can watch some bad television , and tomorrow we 'll get up , i 'll make us both some breakfast . what do you say ? joe : no , that wo n't be necessary . tad : it has nothing to do with necessary . you know mom 's off visiting kelsey . i just do n't want you to have to go to your house alone . joe : thank you , son . thank you . tad : do n't thank me yet . i think you forgot what my cooking is like . pop , would you do me a favor ? go get us a table . there 's something i have to do first . joe : yeah . yeah , ok . thank you . tad : excuse me , carlos . i 'm sorry for interrupting . greenlee : hey , tad . tad : honey , there 's no good way to do this . i 've got some bad news for you . it 's about leora . greenlee : oh , no . tad : i 'm sorry . she did n't make it . greenlee : oh , god . carlos : look , we can do this some other time . let me take you home . greenlee : oh , no , no , no . forget about me . i have to see anna and david . where are they ? tad : anna 's with aidan . david 's pretty shaken up . he kind of took off . greenlee : i have to find him . tad : i think it would be a good idea . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i had to be the one to tell you . greenlee : no , no . thank you . i 'm glad you did . carlos : let me help you . greenlee : no , you know what ? i should do this alone . carlos : ok . greenlee : ok ? carlos : just go . go . i 'll take care of everything here . greenlee : thank you so much . i 'll call you , ok ? carlos : all right . [ scene_break ] mary : jackson ? jackson ! jack : mary . mary : oh , thank god you 're all right . [ scene_break ] bianca : lena 's gotten to me ? what does that mean ? erica : that it seems that you 've forgotten what she did . bianca : i have n't forgotten what she did , and i have n't forgiven her , either . erica : and i pray you never do . bianca : i bet . erica : for your own protection , bianca . lena 's trying to get back together with you again , is n't she ? bianca : that does n't mean that i 'm going to let it happen . erica : she 's very clever . bianca : and i 'm not . is that what you 're saying ? mom , do you think that i 'm stupid enough to be fooled by that again ? erica : honey , lena -- i was taken in by lena , too . and you are a much more forgiving person than i am . bianca : oh , do n't worry about that , mom . i 've been cured of that now . erica : well , i hope so . michael cambias is out on bail , and incredibly enough , the charges may not stick . so he 's dangerous . he 's more dangerous than ever . bianca : and what does that have to do with lena and me ? erica : well , how do we know that lena is not still working for him ? bianca : oh , mom . erica : why ? what -- why is that so impossible ? bianca : lena turned her back on michael the minute that she found out that her mother was safe . she 's been working with uncle jack on his investigation . she 's even testifying against michael . erica : and that could all be part of another charade , bianca . bianca : look , we 're arguing about nothing . i 'm not back with lena . i may never be . erica : `` may `` ? `` may `` is just not enough . i mean , i will never have a moment 's peace until i know that that woman is out of your life for good . bianca : that woman or any woman ? erica : oh , that is way over the top , young lady . this is not about your being gay . this is about lena lying to you and using you . bianca : is it ? erica : yes , it is . i am trying to protect you from making the biggest mistake of your life by having a relationship with a liar and fraud . please , bianca , do n't do this . do n't twist my love and concern for you into some problem i have with your sexuality . i 've gotten past my issues about your sexuality , about your being gay . i 've come to terms with it . bianca : but you 're not really happy for me , are you , mom ? erica : that 's not what this is about . lena kundera hurt you . now , i would n't accept that if she were a man . and as far as i 'm concerned , she is just as bad a michael cambias . bianca : she 's not michael cambias . she 's one of his victims . erica : oh , honey . you always want to believe the best about people . let me ask you something . would you ever do what lena kundera did , ever , ever under any circumstances ? bianca : lena is n't as strong as i am . erica : and she also does n't deserve a second chance with you . bianca : i 'm sorry , mom , but i 'm the only one that can decide that . and i am . look , i 'm sorry . i did n't want to fight about this . i came here to talk to you about chris because i 'm going to miss him a lot . and i know you are , too . erica : yes , i 'd like the number for the immigration and naturalization service , please . yes , yes , would you do that ? please connect me . hello . yes , may i speak with someone about a change in immigration status of a lena kundera ? i have reason to believe that she 's in this country illegally . [ scene_break ] jack : well , mary , look at you . good to see you again . mary : it 's good to see you . it 's so good . jack : thanks . reggie , why do n't you go check on our takeout , huh ? reggie : why ? jack : because i asked you to . reggie : oh . jack : yes , good . mary : i 'm sorry to be so gushy , it 's just i heard you were shot . jack : yeah . mary : are you ok ? jack : yeah , yeah . mary : are you going to be all right ? jack : i 'm going to be just -- mary : do you have stitches ? i mean , do you have any -- jack : well , i had stitches -- reggie : i got the food . jack : ah , good , good . well , listen , let 's hit the road . mary , always good to see you . mary : you , too . jack : ok . reggie : whatever you have , jack , i hope it 's catching . jack : i wish you would just -- mary : paying your own way ? i guess neither one of us had the evening we 'd hoped for , huh ? carlos : ok . you have a problem with me . mary : not with you per se . i just do n't think you 're right for my daughter . carlos : well , i was right enough for you when you did n't remember who i was . mary : what do you mean by that ? carlos : you hit on me . mary : i was being friendly . carlos : like the first time ? mary : i would hardly call our meeting at fusion being friendly . carlos : no , before that . mary : before , when ? carlos : we met before fusion . mary : when ? carlos : years ago . at your father 's . ok , i was fixing some pool lights . you came out in a red robe , black bikini . you put a towel down , stretched out , face - down , opened the back of your -- mary : ok , ok . that 's enough of your teenage fantasy . carlos : you asked me to rub on some suntan oil . mary : no , i did not , and i do n't remember any of this . carlos : oh , yes , you did . and you remember all of it . and if i was good enough for you then , i 'm good enough for greenlee now . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm sorry you never got a chance to see her , leo . her tiny , bright eyes . her amazing wonder about -- about everything . you would have been a great uncle . greenlee : he is her uncle , david . she 's safe in his arms right now . and he 'll be watching out for her until you see her again . [ scene_break ] aidan : anna , you ca n't blame yourself for leora 's death . you have done everything that you could . anna : it was too late . i should have insisted that she have the surgery right after she was born . aidan : your love gave leora all the happiness that she ever knew in her life . you ca n't blame yourself for the shortness of it . it 's not your fault leora had a damaged heart . anna : that makes two of us now . aidan : no , anna , anna . [ next_on ] boyd : are we just friends , or are you finally ready to give us a chance ? greenlee : let me help you the way you helped me . michael : my plan is to hand chandler enterprises to you on a silver platter , father . flanders : move and you 're a dead man ! say goodbye to mommy , kid !
jackson packs up his things at erica 's apartment . he tells her she needs to concentrate on herself right not and deal with chris ' death . erica protests , but jackson assures her that he 's not bailing on them and asks her to keep the ring . after jackson leaves , bianca shows up and asks why she was n't told about chris . erica hugs her daughter and apologizes . she starts talking about lena , but bianca tells her that she 'll make her own decisions . after bianca leaves , erica calls the immigration and naturalization services hotline to tell them about lena 's illegal status in the country . anna tells david that it was n't joe 's fault that leora died . david is outraged and vows to make them pay . he goes to the waterfall where leo died and calls out for his brother . anna asks joe if she 's responsible in any way , but joe tells her that no one could have known what was going to happen . aidan shows up and comforts anna . he tells her not to blame herself , but anna still feels responsible . carlos waits for greenlee at the valley inn , all dressed up in a suit . greenlee 's mother shows up and hits on him , not realizing it 's carlos . when she realizes , she makes some snide remarks about him being a mere handyman . carlos and greenlee sit down for dinner , but greenlee feels that he ca n't afford such an expensive meal . carlos shows her a wad of money and tells her made enough from the art gallery . he tells her not to be like her mother . tad shows up and tells greenlee about leora . greenlee apologizes to carlos and goes off looking for david . she finds him next to the waterfall and comforts him . she tells david that leora is with her uncle leo now , and that she 's safe .
reggie : my world - famous reggie burger , second only to my world - famous turkey and egg cheese scramble . ok , they 're not really world famous , but , you know , i figured you missed your lunch on your way back from school . lily : i had cereal this morning , without the raisins . yogurt , a banana , and orange juice that was really yellow . reggie : you do n't have to keep a food diary around here . just , you know , dig in . lily : make it gone ! reggie : but you have n't -- lily : make it gone ! reggie : you have n't even tried it yet ! lily : red -- make it go away ! [ with one swipe , lily makes the plate of food fly across the room . ] reggie : damn ! ms. hopkins did n't say you was a vegan . look -- all right , it 's cool , all right ? i 'll make something else . everything 's all right , ok ? [ knock on door ] reggie : everything 's cool . all right . everything 's all right . i 'm going to get the door . just stay there . be calm . everything 's all right . danielle : oh , reggie , i know you hate me , but i need your help . you 're my only hope . who the hell is this ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i ca n't -- tad : easy . come here . sit down , sit down , sit down . krystal : i do n't -- tad : what is it ? krystal : i do n't know . tad : what 's wrong ? krystal : i ca n't -- i feel like i -- i ca n't breathe . my -- my -- my heart feels like it 's going to explode , tad . tad : all right , you just take it easy , all right ? stay here . i 'm going to go get help . krystal : no -- no , no , no ! do n't -- do n't leave -- do n't leave me , tad . no , i am scared . no , do n't leave me . [ krystal pants ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , excuse me . thank you . bianca . hey . i have n't seen you since our bizarre wedding -- whatever it was that kendall tossed for us . bianca : why did you run off and marry ryan ? do you have any idea how much kendall is hurting right now ? greenlee : i have some idea , yeah . i 've been there myself . bianca : you know how much kendall loves ryan . greenlee : actually , i do n't know that . but even if i did , what could i do at this point ? offer to share ? i 'm sure polygamy is not the solution that kendall 's looking for . bianca : you would joke about this ? greenlee : you 're right . you 're right , it 's not funny . but it 's done . ryan has made his choice , and it 's me , which leaves kendall no other choice but to move on with someone else . [ scene_break ] ryan : what are you trying to pull ? what are you trying to prove ? kendall : i just proved it . you 're not done with me . ryan : i 'm still married to greenlee . kendall : true , true . and in some twisted way , you might even love her , but you still want me . you do . you still want me . you love me so much . you love me as much as you ever did . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 've never felt -- felt like this . my arms are all tingly . i feel like i 'm going to pass -- pass out . please -- please , do n't let me die . tad : you 're not going to die , sweetie . i -- i promise you , you 're not going to die . [ scene_break ] bianca : greenlee , people get married for a lot or reasons . what was yours ? greenlee : what do you think ? bianca : i think that you married ryan to get back at kendall for taking you out of fusion . i think you went after the one thing that she loves most . because you wanted to be the big winner and rub her nose in it . how close am i ? greenlee : not even . i know we did n't ask to be instant cousins . and we 're not as close as you and kendall . but when i gave you that necklace from leo , am i wrong ? i thought that we bonded a little . we 've had some moments , have n't we ? bianca : a couple of acts of kindness do n't make up for your behind - the - back attack on my sister . greenlee : be loyal to kendall . but ryan 's been a good friend , too . the last thing i want is for you to hate him , or me , when all we 're trying to do is get on with our lives . bianca : at kendall 's expense . greenlee : you know , i did n't steal ryan from kendall , bianca . she lost him . i did n't . [ scene_break ] ryan : throwing my arms around you and ditch greenlee , and based on -- on what ? on your say so ? kendall : yeah , well , at least i have the courage to speak my mind . ryan : and what was that striptease the other day ? was that courage , or was that just you thinking in the buff ? kendall : hmm . ok , so you noticed . ryan : yeah , that was hard to miss . but it 's the same old message . right ? you want what you want when you want it . that 's why marrying greenlee was such a no - brainer -- because she does n't raise the bar and then demand that i pole- vault over while she hides the pole . she knows when to back off . kendall : nice speech . now , why do n't you tell me how you really feel . [ scene_break ] reggie : dani , you do n't know how much i do n't need this right now . danielle : i asked you a question . who 's this ms. scaredy rabbit ? reggie : it 's my sister . her name is lily . danielle : another sister ? where you been hiding this one ? lily : red -- red ! danielle : what 's she on about ? lily : red ! reggie : it 's the colors . lily : red ! reggie : it 's not just red meat . she must not really like red . lily : red -- reggie : so when i poured the ketchup -- danielle : big whoop -- i dis plaid , but that does n't mean -- lily : red ! danielle : i scream and yell about it . reggie : ok , dani , look , this is my sister , all right ? she has this autism thing going on , so if she does n't like the color red , you take it off , or you get out . danielle : whoa , reggie , you nearly had me punked again . so , who are you really , and how much did the reg man pay you to play ? lily : 99 -- reggie : no , dani , i 'm serious , this is not a joke . back the hell off ! lily : 93 -- danielle : what 's the deal with the number running ? lily : 74 -- reggie : look , she 's my sister , all right ? lily : 63 -- reggie : just stop . danielle : give it up , reggie ! you need a new cover . come on , girl . lily : 56 , 55 -- danielle : sit down and tell me how your brother got you to run this scam on me . lily : stop ! it hurts ! reggie : dani , stop ! reggie : lily , stop counting . lily : 74 -- reggie : all right , breathe -- danielle : you can knock off the act , girl . i 'm not a threat . reggie and i are officially done . reggie : just stop , all right ? lily : stop it ! stop it ! stop it ! stop it ! jack : what 's going on in -- lily ? lily , sweetheart -- hi . what -- what -- when did you get here ? reggie : she got here this afternoon . all right , i tried to call you , but you would n't pick up . danielle : your sister -- she 's for real ? jack : yeah , very , very much so . reggie , you want to clue me in here , please ? reggie : all right . her schoolteacher dropped her off this afternoon , you know . she tried to run away . and then dani stopped by . we kind of got into it . lily freaked out . it was nobody 's fault . jack : lily , i 'm -- i 'm -- are you all right ? good . well , i 'm very happy to see you . i 've got your room all ready , all the colors you love . no red . i 'll show it to you , if you like . danielle : i 'm really sorry . reggie : i 'm tired of hearing that . is that , like , your favorite phrase ? you come in here , you start all types of trouble , and all you seem to say is `` i 'm sorry `` ! well , `` i 'm sorry 's `` not going to cut it , danielle . [ scene_break ] greenlee : if you guys are n't done , i could jog around the block . ryan : we 're done . greenlee : the party 's winding down . i think j.r. and babe want to be alone . ryan : well , we 'll take our leave from them . greenlee : i 've got to check to see where the moon is in my charts . [ scene_break ] bianca : if nobody told you that they love you today , i 'm saying it now . and if you need a shoulder to cry on , i -- kendall : oh , do n't worry about me , binks . i have so not lost ryan . bianca : what , you mean the guy that just left here with his wife ? kendall : yeah , that guy is mine . i just got 98.6-degree , lip - smacking proof that ryan wants me more than ever . bianca : so what does that mean , kendall ? does that mean that -- an affair on the side , or a three - way with ryan and his wife ? kendall : i do n't know , i do n't know . i 'm not sure what it means . all i know is that i can still feel ryan 's lips burning against mine right now . bianca : kendall , stop it . stop it ! forget ryan . it 's over . [ scene_break ] tad : hayward ! hayward , make yourself useful . i think krystal 's having some kind of heart attack . babe : mama ! tad : easy there . david : i 'm right here . open the dress . tad : sit her up . babe : what 's going on ? david : let me take this . are you ok ? are you ok ? take deep breaths . let 's get this out here . krystal : yeah . tad : who makes these things ? david : tad , tell me what happened . tad : i do n't know . she just collapsed , said she could n't breathe and her heart was hurting . babe : it 's ok . david : her pulse is racing . babe : it 's ok . well , is it a heart attack ? david : somebody get my bag from my car . adam : j.r. , j.r. -- take your time . babe : here , lay down . lay back . [ krystal pants ] tad : listen , you hang in there , ok ? anything happens to you , you 're going to ruin the party . david : all right , tad , will you please back up so i can examine my date ? all right , listen to me -- krystal : babe -- david : listen to me . babe : you 're my -- david : listen to me . can you hear me ? do you feel any pain ? krystal : yeah -- my -- david : where ? krystal : my chest . david : in your chest , ok . take deep breaths . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you going to talk , or do i have to guess ? ryan : why do i go there over and over again ? greenlee : go where ? ryan : no matter what i know , no matter what i say , no matter what i do -- bam , in a heartbeat , i 'm right back there . greenlee : talking is n't helping , so let me guess . ryan : i want this to be over , greenlee . this has to end tonight . greenlee : you and kendall ? or you and me ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i ca n't -- babe : i have never even seen mama sick . she does n't ever even get sniffles . tad : maybe it 's just indigestion from all the stuff she was wolfing down before the ceremony . david : tad , will you shut the hell up so i can examine her ? tad : i wish i 'd gone to med school so i could bark like that . david : ok , take a deep breath . it 's ok , that 's it . [ krystal exhales ] david : that 's good . just try to relax . everything 's going to be fine . ok . krystal , what i want you to do is take this paper bag -- krystal : oh . david : place it over your nose and your mouth , ok ? and i want you to breathe slow , deep breaths . babe : what 's it for ? david : it 'll increase her carbon dioxide levels ? tad : that 's it ? her life is on the line , you 're going to prescribe a paper bag ? david : her life is n't on the line . so just relax , ok ? everything 's going to be fine in a few moments . babe : dr. hayward , what is wrong with her ? david : in layman 's terms , your mother suffered from an anxiety attack . tad : yeah , well , in layman 's terms , i think we should have the hospital sign off on that . david : why ? so some gp with half my education and none of my talent can run a battery of tests and come to the same diagnosis ? why do n't you stick to what you know , tad ? which , when you come to think of it , is n't much . babe : how are you feeling ? krystal : better . babe : oh . did you hear that , j.r. ? mama 's feeling better ! she 's going to be ok . oh , gosh . dr. hayward , get over here ! oh , mama is so lucky to have you as her date . i mean , look at you -- good - looking , and you saved the day with a paper bag . tad : yeah , we should probably just be grateful he did n't turn her into a zombie or dose her up with some love drug . babe : so you all better ? krystal : getting there . hey , could you just give me a minute with my date , honey ? babe : yeah . krystal : i love you , babe . tad : if he pulls out anything that looks like a needle , you scream . david : hey . krystal : hey . i guess you can put this in the recycling . but -- before you do that , i kind of need to -- i kind of need to lay a truth on you . david : ooh . i wish you would n't . the truth is n't exactly my friend . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. -- j.r. -- j.r. , just be patient . you 're on the verge of getting everything you want . just convince babe that you have a future together , and bess is yours . ah . [ adam chuckles ] babe : oh , j.r. , is n't it just great about mama ? j.r. : oh , yes , it 's the best . [ babe giggles ] [ scene_break ] liza : so , what did you do to get krystal hyperventilating ? tad : oh , i frequently have that effect on women . liza : it does seem a little odd on her daughter 's wedding day . i mean , her daughter 's finally married . she 's set for life . tad : well , liza , i do n't know what to tell you . i found krystal in one of the tunnels . she was crying , and then she just collapsed and said she could n't breathe . liza : krystal was in one of the tunnels ? tad : yeah . liza : and she was crying ? sounds like there 's a story there , tad . but we may not know what it is until it 's too late . [ scene_break ] kendall : no , the big diva has not sung yet . ryan and i are not over . bianca : hello ? ryan is not here . ryan left with his wife . kendall : oh , so what ? that 's just a pesky little detail . it does n't matter . and , hey , are n't you the cheerleader who told me to -- to go after ryan and never give up on love ? bianca : that was before ryan put a ring on greenlee 's finger . kendall : well , details -- blah , blah , blah . forget them . just focus on the big picture and never lose heart , because i know in mine -- i know in my heart , bianca , i 'm right . i know i 'm right . ryan does n't want to give up on me any more than our mother wants to give up popping champagne corks . i know . bianca : kendall , we 're bordering on obsession here . i mean it . simone told me that you locked greenlee in a castle tower . you threw ryan the most awkward wedding party ever , that totally freaked out the guests . you put a curse on babe at her baby 's christening . for god 's sakes , kendall , i 'm scared what 's next . kendall : no , it 's not crazy to know what you want . bianca : yes , it is , when you want what you ca n't have . i know what that 's like . i know what that 's like . if you start to go down that road , the craziness just multiplies . i do n't want you getting all mixed up in that . kendall , i kidnapped babe 's baby because i could n't let go . do you want to be the third kane woman who loses it ? i took bess ! mom is dancing and boozing it up in las vegas , and you are heading for a fall from which you might never recover . is -- is any of this getting through , kendall ? you ca n't have ryan . the end ! [ scene_break ] ryan : i mean , in that split second , she had me . if you had n't have walked in when you did -- greenlee : chalk one up for mrs. dynamite kiddo . ryan : you definitely earned your decoder ring . greenlee : so you do n't want us headed for divorce court ? ryan : what ? our marriage is the only thing that stands between me staying smart and sane and me jumping off that cliff that kendall keeps talking about . but that 's a hell of a way to use you . greenlee : am i complaining ? ryan : you have every right . greenlee : it 's not like i did n't know this was part of the deal . ryan : but why did n't you say something ? greenlee : figured it was the part you did n't want to talk about . ryan : so you knew that i married you as a firewall to keep me from going back to kendall ? greenlee : if you wanted to get me back into fusion , you could have thrown lawyers and money at the problem and figured out some other way . you did n't have to stand in front of a minister and say `` till six months do us part . `` i just hope that that 's enough time to wipe the desire for kendall out of your body . ryan : and you 're ok with this ? greenlee : you walked down the aisle to save yourself from kendall . i walked down the aisle to save you from yourself . that , mr. dynamite kiddo , is what friends are for . ryan : well , i could n't have picked a better one . greenlee : how far do you want me to go ? ryan : you lost me . greenlee : to keep you from going over kendall 's cliff ? ryan : i do n't want to want her , greenlee . she 's like a bad habit that i ca n't seem to kick . greenlee : well , you could try a 12-step program . or hypnosis . or david could whip you up one of his zippy new drugs . ryan : or not . greenlee : you could put yourself completely and totally in my hands , and do everything i tell you to do , starting right now . ryan : am i going to like this ? greenlee : not if i do my job right . remember when i was so desperate to get over pablo ? i begged you to leech him out of me . ryan : well , i do n't remember you using those words , exactly . greenlee : yeah , but you agreed and you stood by me . ryan : it was n't exactly a success . greenlee : i 'm over him now . and like finding manolo markdowns at a shoe sale , i 'm much better at it than you , so are you going to put yourself in my very capable hands ? ryan : what have i got to lose ? greenlee : your addiction to kendall . the key is to build up your resistance . ryan : mm - hmm . greenlee : increase your immunity so even a full - frontal kendall assault will leave you bored . now , i 'm going to be kendall and you 're going to be you , and we 're back at the chandler library , like you were tonight . and you were standing here , kendall was standing here . what did you talk about ? ryan : well , kendall did most of the talking . greenlee : figures . what did she say ? ryan : well , i do n't remember , like , exactly -- greenlee : come on , ry . you want to change this , you got to give till hit hurts . ryan : ok , ok , she said something about us -- about me and her not being over , that i will always want her . greenlee : ok , i 'll take it from there . greenlee : ryan , you 're my heart . you 're my soul . i ache for you . the memory of your touch leaves me full of desire . do n't deny it . you want me . say it . you want me . ryan : i want you . ow -- ow ! what was that for ? greenlee : negative conditioning . you 're supposed to be resisting me . ryan : well , i do n't -- greenlee : ryan , it 's just you and me . we 're alone . i 've wanted to do this for such a long , long time . open them . you 're supposed to resist me . i thought you wanted to get over kendall . ryan : i did -- i do . greenlee : well , it 's never going to happen if you let her kiss you every time she gets the urge to merge . now , we 're going to keep doing this until you 're free of kendall 's lip lock , ok ? hold it . hold it . hold it , do n't let go . do n't let go . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't help it . i ca n't help it . i 'm sorry . when i 'm around ryan , i just -- i feel this pull . bianca : and when i 'm in a room with the pvu women 's volleyball team , i feel a pull , too , but i resist it . kendall : ok , how ? bianca : i remind myself that the world is not a salad bar . i ca n't just help myself to whatever i want . kendall , you 're so out of touch with reality right now . ryan is married , not shacking up , hooking up , going steady , going out with , dating . he 's married ! kendall : yes , but that marriage is bogus , it 's bogus . bianca : to you , it 's bogus . but that 's what ryan wanted . he made a solemn commitment to greenlee . kendall : no , come on , bianca , people break commitments all the time . bianca : it 's true , people do . but what do we love about ryan ? what makes him so special ? he does n't break commitments . he honors them . kendall : maybe . maybe , maybe not . bianca : oh , kendall . kendall , you 're hopeless . yeah , you believe whatever you want to believe . you 're completely forgetting who ryan is because all you 're focusing on is what you want , your dreams . when ryan makes a promise , he keeps it . [ scene_break ] david : if you 're worried about your heart , do n't be . there 's no need to bare your soul . krystal : david , i -- david : the rapid heartbeat , the feeling of suffocation -- it 's all part of the basic fight - or - flight response . krystal : yeah , i know . it 's the fight - or - flight thing that i kind of want -- i want to talk about . david : ok , ok . when you perceive danger , your mind sends off a signal -- krystal : no , no , no , no , no , no , not -- not the medical thing . to be -- to be honest , i -- david : ooh . there 's that word again . i hate honesty . it 's highly overrated . so stop before you say something i 'll regret . krystal : the other night when i was at your cabin , i -- i was looking for trouble . david : well , of course . everybody knows that `` trouble `` is my middle name . krystal : i know , i know . the whole town thinks that you 're some kind of royal stinker . but the truth is you are a human being , and you 're also more handsome than the law should allow . david : well , if this is truth , please , bring it on . krystal : i was wrong . i was wrong to use you to forget my troubles , and i apologize . david : krystal , when the woman doing the using is this beautiful , no apology is necessary . i 'm not even going to charge a user 's fee . krystal : tall , dark , handsome , and funny . david : hmm . but not as funny as tad , huh ? krystal : listen , i do n't want to use you to hurt tad and vice versa . david : it 's all right . it 's ok , i get the point . krystal : and i should 've been more open . david : it 's ok , my -- my services as the unhealthy distraction are no longer necessary . it 's ok . but , since we 're being honest , i think it 's only fair to warn you . tad 's girlfriends do n't have a long shelf life . and even if they do make it past the expiration date , well , they usually end up , shall we say , disillusioned . but , hey , you 're a big girl . you do n't need my advice . david : oh , i 'd wish you luck , but i 'd be lying , and -- well , i do n't want to taint my already bad reputation . [ scene_break ] danielle : reggie , listen , i was a mess . my dad wants to send me back to new york . you 're the only friend i have in this stupid town . please , give me a break . i did n't mean to freak out your sister . [ knock on door ] derek : give me one good reason why i should n't kick your butt to the probation office with a `` lock up `` order pinned to your chest ! jack : well , derek , i 'll give you one good reason why you 're not going to kick my son 's butt anywhere -- because he did n't do anything . he was trying to help my daughter . he was doing a damn fine job of it until your daughter showed up . derek : well , you know what ? the headaches are about to be over -- at least mine are . the tattoos , the break - ins , the pranks -- your son 's influence ends when i send my daughter , danielle , back to her mother in new york . reggie : fine by me . poor new york . jack : shush . derek : come on , let 's go . jack : reggie , i 'm sorry that all this played out the way it did . reggie : not me . she 's more trouble than i am . jack : i hope you 're talking about danielle here . reggie : who else am i -- oh , yeah . how is lily ? jack : well , she 's good , she 's good . she 's arranging her room the way she needs it to be . reggie : that 's good . jack : you did a great job , man , you really did . i mean , lily -- she 's -- well , she 's very special , is n't she ? reggie : yeah . jack : and i do n't think i prepared you near well enough , did i ? reggie : she 's cool , you know ? jack : yeah ? reggie : she looks at life at a -- a different angle . that 's a good thing . jack : yeah , that 's a good thing . but i got to tell you , life is n't going to be easy as long as she 's living with us . reggie : dad , `` easy `` ? when have we ever done `` easy `` ? jack : good point . reggie : good point . jack : come here . [ scene_break ] babe : i was so scared i was going to lose you . krystal : do n't you worry . your mama 's got a lot of life left in her . babe : it was my fault that you had that panic attack . krystal : no , no , it was n't your fault , honey . please , no , no . my system was just on overload and my circuits just went kerflooey . babe : it 's my fault . when j.r. asked me point - blank in the library today if bess was our baby -- god , i pushed you over the edge . krystal : no , that 's not true . and , honey , come on , speaking of j.r. , i mean , this is your wedding night . do n't you think you should be up there in that boudoir getting the honeymoon started ? babe : i just wanted to make sure you 're ok . krystal : i 'm more than ok , ok ? so scoot , all right ? and you just start being the wife that you know you want to be . babe : thank you so much for sticking by me . i could n't have made it through all this without you . krystal : oh , honey . come here . babe : i love you , mama . krystal : right back at you . all right , ok , that 's it , that 's it . no more -- no more tears . i 'm serious , all right ? babe , nothing but happy times now . tad : kind of makes you feel small , does n't it ? krystal : what 's that ? tad : all those stars stretching off into forever like that . kind of just makes you feel pintsized sometimes . krystal : on the contrary . kind of makes me feel larger than life right now . tad : you mean happy to be alive ? krystal : yeah . yeah , you got that right . even though i was tempted to go toward the light when i heard those angels singing me home . tad : krystal , you had a panic attack . you did n't see any light or hear angels singing you home . krystal : ok , all right , all right . but i wanted to . i was kind of curious to see if st. peter had my name on that list . tad : well , i 'm sure he does . but personally , i 'm very thankful you were a little early for your appointment . krystal : me , too . in fact , i think we should celebrate the sheer thrill of being alive . tad : amen . i 'm game for it if you are . krystal : yeah . yeah . how about a little thank - you dinner for you thinking so fast on your feet and scooting me out of that tunnel ? huh ? or something corny , like a movie ? tad : are you asking me on a date ? krystal : well , you know , dinner , movie -- you know what a movie is , right ? you know , the cineplex hell with the little screen the size of a toaster and the cell phones ringing and your feet stuck to the floor and -- tad : krystal , i know -- i know all about the movie . i 'm just a little intrigued because , you know , the last time we got together was sort of a disaster , and i thought you had declared a moratorium on dates . krystal : yeah , i know . but after my brush with the grim reaper , i just thought i 'd call that whole moratorium thing off . tad : glad to hear it . ok , i 'd love to . we can fight over the armrest , and i might even dip into jamie 's college fund to see if i can spring for the popcorn supercombo . krystal : took me a while , tad , but i think i 'm starting to get you . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , hubba - bubba . so where you been ? j.r. : uh -- i was checking on bess , and she 's -- she 's sleeping like an angel . babe : well , if our luck holds out , she 'll sleep through the night and we can honeymoon until the morning -- since we are really husband and wife now . not that some stupid piece of paper makes any difference . i 've been your wife since the moment i met you -- in every way that counts . so how about i help you get out of this starched shirt and show you how much i love you ? j.r. : um -- listen , there 's nothing that i want more . babe : then how about i show you ? j.r. : look , the truth is right now , babe , i am -- i 'm wasted . babe : i 'm pretty sure i can revive you . j.r. : like no one else . listen , it 's just -- everything has been so crazy today . all the nuts have come out of the woodwork . you know , the cops quizzing you about paul cramer 's disappearance , friends insisting that our baby was bianca 's , kendall putting the curse on you , your mama 's false alarm -- you know , the only thing that has n't happened today was a tax audit and a wardrobe malfunction . babe : it 's all over now . honey , the only thing that matters is you and me . j.r. : and i love you more than ever . just give me a chance to recharge . i 'll go check on bess . when i come back -- or tomorrow morning -- babe : ok . j.r. : ok . [ babe giggles ] babe : ok . j.r. : bye . babe : tomorrow morning . everything looks better in the morning . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there , you did it ! and you thought resistance was futile . ryan : oh , it was -- it was a little easier with a little bit of practice . greenlee : you star pupil ! now you 're ready for your next lesson . ryan : oh , give me a break , greenlee . come -- greenlee : oh , yeah . like that 's what you told kendall when she peeled down to her bare nothing . ryan : that was a challenge . greenlee : oh , i can imagine . but you do n't have to . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm telling you , this farce of a marriage is not easy . adam : it 'll be worth it , j.r. just bide your time . babe will be history , and bess will be yours . j.r. : well , it 's not going to happen soon enough for me . you know , i almost lost it today when i saw hayward doing a dna test on my daughter . you know , he 's lucky i was n't locked and loaded . adam : well , i 'd gladly give the order to open fire . but , son , the threat is past , and we 're this close -- this close -- to getting everything you want . [ scene_break ] bianca : i had winifred pack us up some extra wedding cake . figured we could use the sugar rush . let 's go home . you know i 'm right about ryan . it 's time to move on . kendall : this is me moving on . bianca : i 'll go have them bring the car around . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok -- whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , hold it . i think we 've -- i think we 've had enough desensitizing for one night , do n't you ? i mean , i 'm -- i 'm wiped . you must be -- you must be , too , right ? greenlee : hmm . fast learner . we 'll pick up tomorrow where we left off . night . [ next_on ] greenlee : maybe you should n't be so hard on bobby . if erica 's in the mix , it 's a whole different game . erica : you betrayed me . jack : only in your mind . [ bianca gasps ] ryan : bianca ? [ bianca gasps ] ryan : you talking to somebody ?
bianca unsuccessfully attempts to counsel kendall to get over ryan , while greenlee somewhat more successfully attempts to counsel ryan to get over kendall . krystal has a panic attack which attracts the attention of many people who wonder what would cause this on her daughter 's wedding day . david tells her she 'll be o.k . and it looks like he and tad both want to win her over .
jamie : so you want me to break up with babe ? amanda : not right away . you should sample the goods first . jamie : oh , right , because it usually works that way . amanda : until we get busted . here 's the deal -- you can call me whenever you want and nobody 's ever in the pool house , or i could come here when babe 's working -- whatever . i 'm easy . jamie : i can see that . amanda : i bet it 's been a long time since someone 's offered to help you out , no strings attached . jamie : so , every time babe 's back is turned , that 's our quality time . amanda : and it will be quality . so , ready to play ? [ scene_break ] babe : so it seems like we have some real players on our team , mama . i mean , amanda -- she has been so great and -- and the nanny , she 's really wanting to make nice for us . krystal : hmm . honey , it is about time you got a little sprinkle of good luck . babe : you never know . before we know it , our three hours a week could be extended . krystal : i 'm just so glad you brought pictures . i swear , every time i see a new one , it 's like he 's just getting bigger and bigger . he 's going to be driving before we know it . babe : you 're right . seriously , he 's so great . every time i see him , he 's getting so big . krystal : aw , i tell you what , i bet that nanny 's doing something right . babe : she is . krystal : you got any pictures of her ? babe : uh -- yeah . [ scene_break ] di : david , what are you doing ? when did you turn into dr . drama ? david : answer me . are you really dixie ? di : do n't be stupid . you were the one that put me up to this . david : that 's because i could n't actually believe it was true . di : are you out of your mind ? david : oh , yeah . i lost my mind years ago , over her . i loved her so much , and i would do anything for her . now , tell me the truth . are you dixie ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : she 's what ? what , are you on medication ? tad : dixie -- alive . look , i know it sounds crazy , but that 's exactly what 's going on here . j.r. : no , my mother has been dead for three years , tad -- tad : wait -- j.r. : for three years . tad : wait . j.r. , the only thing that we know for a fact is that dixie has been gone for three years . j.r. : no , i 'm not going to stay and listen to this garbage . tad : son , i hate getting your hopes up , especially when there are certain things that i do n't understand myself . j.r. : no , there is no hope . tad : i disagree . and that 's why i was on your terrace last night , and that 's why i was in diana 's room just now -- because i want some answers . j.r. , there 's a lot going on around here that tells me that woman is your mother . that 's dixie . j.r. : well , if you 're not on meds , you need them . [ scene_break ] ryan : no , she did n't come home last night . thank you , simone . just let me know if you hear -- never mind . greenlee : you did n't think i was coming back ? ryan : no . are you back to stay ? greenlee : i 'm back , because i 'm trying to figure out what the hell happened to us . ryan : i still love you more than i ever did . greenlee : i 'm not sure i can stay here . i do n't know if this is even a marriage anymore . ryan : i know i want it to be . the question is whether you could still love me . greenlee : i wish it were that easy . i wish `` i love you `` solved everything . ryan : i am sorry that i hurt you , but i know i made the right decision . greenlee : i 'm still trying to wrap my head around my husband , a man so strong and so brave and so wonderful , a man who would make any kid proud , medically fixing it so that we can never have a baby together . do n't you regret it at all ? even a little ? ryan : greenlee , we 've had this out already . i 'm not going there . greenlee : i do n't think you realize how i feel . the greatest gift i 've been given decided to take away the greatest gift he could ever give me . the worst part is you did it behind my back . you did n't even talk to me about it . ryan : you could n't have changed my mind . greenlee : how do i get past the dishonesty , ryan ? because i 'm really having trouble with that one . [ scene_break ] tad : come here . do me a favor -- you stop pretending you hate my guts for ten minutes and you listen to me . let me lay this out for you . i swear to you i 'll -- i 'll lay it out for you . i 'll tell you everything i know about diana cole and how i found out about it , and then you can tell me what you think is going on . j.r. : all right . before i go get your straitjacket , why do n't you tell me how you arrived at this stunning conclusion ? [ scene_break ] amanda : this will be fine . i 'll help you screw over j.r. and get that money if babe 's out of the picture . jamie : wow , it does n't sound like it 's j.r. you 're going to screw . amanda : hmm . jamie : you ready to go for it , right now ? amanda : ooh , that 's what i 'm talking about . oh . jamie : take the baby and get the hell out . amanda : what ? jamie : you heard me . amanda : well , what ? you were totally into it . jamie : you pretend to be our friend , babe 's friend , and then you bring little adam over for a booty call ? amanda : that is not what happened . jamie : you know , i 've seen sluts before , but you are one dirty -- amanda : hey ! you have known me forever . do you really think i would do -- jamie : no , i do n't know if you 're in j.r. 's bed or in his bank account , or maybe this is your own little game , but i 'm not playing . so get out right now and do n't even think about coming back . [ scene_break ] babe : so here is a picture of little adam and the nanny . guard : did you get that call from pretty boy martin ? krystal : no . when was it ? guard : oh , that 's right -- there was n't one . krystal : well , nothing like a little friendly banter between us girls . babe : when was the last time that tad came to visit ? krystal : well , let 's see -- it -- it 's been a while . i guess it was since -- just after i had that little accident . but tad 's got to go where business leads him , and it does n't always lead him here to the prison palace . babe : right . krystal : anyway , it 's no sweat , honey . i 'm the one who told him not to come by . i mean , a guy can only see a girl without lipstick so many times before he starts to lose interest , right ? babe : come on , you can not actually believe that . krystal : look -- babe : tad said that he cared about you . krystal : i 'm sure he does , babe , but come on . let 's face it , all right ? i 'm in prison with not so much as a good conjugal visit to keep a guy interested . anyway , come on . why are you so interested in whether or not tad stopped by ? babe : oh , there 's -- there 's no reason . i just -- i do n't -- just conversation . krystal : babe carey , do n't you hold out on your mama . if you got something going on in there , i want to know , so spill it . babe : ok . now , i have n't heard the latest , but jamie said that there 's some crazy chance that dixie may still be alive . [ scene_break ] tad : i know you never bought that story about your mother 's empty car at the crash site , but i could n't give up on it , because a jane doe wandered into a rural country doctor 's office in switzerland the same week your mother supposedly died . now , that jane doe was transferred to a hospital in germany where she underwent extensive rehabilitation , physical therapy , facial reconstruction . j.r. : well , what does your wild - goose chase have to do with my son 's nanny ? tad : aidan and i went to germany . we talked to somebody that knew that jane doe . that somebody 's name was diana cole . now , she told us that this mystery woman was fascinated with her life . she wanted to know everything about her -- where she worked , who she worked for , everything . luckily for her , the real diana cole was a veritable font of information . j.r. : i thought you dropped all this trash . tad : no . i let you think that , because i did n't know whether it was trash or the truth . j.r. : all right , you listen to me . my mother is gone , so you leave my family alone . tad : j.r. , sit down . this is the real diana cole . her address is on there . now , you do n't believe me , you have your people check it out . better yet , call bryce wellington in philadelphia , ask him about that reference . j.r. : i 've already checked with him about diana . tad : about diana cole ? or the woman that 's lying in that hospital bed ? because they 're not one and the same . so whoever 's been taking care of little adam is lying . j.r. : then take it up with the cops , let them sort it out . tad : not yet , because something tells me that she did what she did for a reason , for an innocent reason -- because she wants to be close to you and your son . j.r. : ok , you know what ? let 's just say that she 's an identity thief . it does n't make her a candidate for my birth certificate . tad : j.r. , it 's an awful big world . something led her right here to pine valley , to your front door . j.r. : why do n't you go sleep off that jet lag , because you 're not making any sense now . tad : i do n't blame you . i thought i was imagining things , too , but there 's something about her . you got to admit -- you 've seen it , too . j.r. : no , you know , i think that you 're seeing the only things that you want to see . tad : little things -- the way she speaks , the way she moves , the way she stirs her tea . remember how your mother used to do it ? di 's voice : you are my sunshine tad : slice of lemon ? [ j.r. flashes back to a recent memory in the baby 's nursery . ] di 's voice : my only sunshine you make me happy j.r. : she 's in love with you . she 's singing . she reminds me of my mom . [ back to the present ] j.r. : all right , you know , i said there are some similarities that i believe only our overactive imaginations are seeing . tad : j.r. , i 've been where you are right now , killing myself trying not to get my hopes up , but something in the pit of my gut kept me going , kept me looking into this . and the first ray of light , first ray of hope , was finding out about that car and the jane doe . the second was when the real diana cole told me that that jane doe had lost a child , because of a kidney or a heart problem . still , i held back , held on . and then this happened . j.r. , this diana cole is in this hospital , because of a kidney infection , and she 's only got one kidney . [ scene_break ] di : where are your so - called brains that got you through medical school ? do you really think you found your sainted dixie in a prison ? david : why do you keep avoiding the question ? have you been setting me up from the beginning ? di : david , you drilled me on this storyline , you steered me into the nanny job . you invented me . how can you question me ? david : no , there are way too many questions here . there are too many coincidences to ignore . di : you must have some crazy ego to believe your own spin . david : the point is this , sweetheart -- you 're more like dixie than i planned . di : why are you doing this , david ? you know i 'm di kirby , the broad behind bars with krystal carey . a natural brunette . david : oh , yeah -- a brunette with one kidney , just like dixie . now , that was something i never told you about . now , tell me , di -- or dixie -- whatever the hell your name is . what happened to your other kidney ? [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , no ! oh , my god ! jamie , you thought i was serious ? i -- i am so embarrassed . you actually thought i was hitting on you ? jamie : well , i always say , `` i 'm ready to go for it `` when i want to be friends . amanda : back the truck up , mac . i guess i was n't too clear . jamie : `` break up with babe and hook up with me `` is pretty damn clear . amanda : i meant we should pretend to do that -- make people think we 're getting it on , go for it -- - the scam , not the sex . jamie : well , i apparently missed the `` pretend `` part in the `` i 'm easy `` bit . amanda : oh . think about it -- i was just doing this to help you . i 'm showing you how it could work . jamie : i 've seen the kind of help you 're offering . amanda : no . to help you get the money from the chandlers . think about it -- i still live with them . we could let j.r. catch us doing a little something- something . you tell him that you 're so over babe , he was right about her , blah , blah , blah , details to be worked out later . he has to release great - aunt moneybags ' inheritance to you and hello med school . jamie : and i 've lost the most important thing in my life . amanda : not for a second . babe 's in on the whole enchilada . once you got the cash , you can marry her . by then , no one can take it away from you . you are rich , babe 's rich . hell , maybe we 're all rich . [ scene_break ] di : do you ask all the girls about their internal organs ? david : why did n't you tell me you were missing a kidney ? di : i was afraid you 'd drop me from the phony nanny medical plan . david : very funny . now tell the nice doctor what happened to your other kidney . di : it went down the toilet , right with your right to call yourself a doctor . david : i am not leaving this room until you give me an answer . di : oh . fine . my family has kidney troubles . what 's the big deal ? david : what kind of troubles ? di : i do n't know , david ! some kind of infection . i got it when i was a girl . my mom was never real clear about it . david : oh , yeah -- conveniently vague . di : yeah . that 's why i 'm living the high life until my last kidney gives out , wiping up baby puke . all right , come on . i 'm not your damn dixie , and you know it . david : at the moment , i do n't know it . di : do n't you think if i really was her , i would n't have to wait around for a jerk like you to come around and find me , so i could come home to my loving husband and devoted son ? [ scene_break ] tad : one kidney ? what are the chances of that ? j.r. : missing kidneys can be arranged . tad : arranged ? what do you think , she was hard up for cash , so she sold one on the internet ? i am not asking you to blindly go along with this . i 'm just saying that together we should walk into that room and confront her , find out what she 's doing in your house . j.r. : yeah ? yeah , what if she stonewalls us ? tad : ask her for a dna sample . j.r. : yeah , because those have worked so well in the past . tad : an official dna test . j.r. : you 've got this all figured out , do n't you ? tad : j.r. , this means as much to me as it does to you . all i 'm asking is that we go through it together . [ scene_break ] jamie : it 's bribe money . i 'm not taking it , and i 'm sure as hell not earning it . amanda : why the heck not , as long as babe 's in on the action ? jamie : because i love babe , and i 'm not for one minute letting anyone think that i dumped her . amanda : she 'll get over it . you 're not really dumping her . jamie : i will not let j.r. do this to us . amanda : so , you 're saint studly -- i get it . but coming from a girl who 's worn the same tank top as your wife , i do n't think she 'd mind a temporary dis if it means it would set you up for the rest of your lives . jamie : do n't even think about mentioning this to her . amanda : why ? because she might go for it ? jamie : no , because she 'll think it 's the right thing for me . but i am done playing chicken with j.r. you could n't pay me to let him win for a second . amanda : he wo n't win in the end . you 're sure you want to decide this solo ? jamie : no , i 'm not letting money make decisions for me . amanda : this idea was n't just for you . i feel even worse for babe -- working all hours at some shady bar , coming back to this dump falling apart . how does this help her look like a fit mother for little a ? do n't you owe the girl you love every trick you can think of to give her a decent life ? [ scene_break ] babe : so i told jamie not to tell j.r. that tad has been in europe looking for dixie . krystal : honey , you are nicer to your ex than he deserves . well , i guess that explains why tad 's been scarcer than a bubble bath around here . babe : i 'm not even sure if he 's even turned anything up . krystal : well , if he did , that -- that would be nice for him . babe : will you forget about tad ? what about you ? krystal : honey , dixie is the love of his life , all right ? now , there 's no shame in coming in second to that , right ? i mean , besides , i got plenty of great parting gifts . babe : tad said that he cared about you . i 'm sure he 's crazy about you . krystal : babe , dixie 's different , ok ? i always knew that . tad feels the same way about dixie as jamie feels about you . when those guys fall , they fall hard . babe : oh , god , it could drive you crazy being in here . krystal : oh , honey . what am i going to do around pine valley -- walk around hoping that he does n't find the love of his life ? babe : this is n't fair , though . you ca n't even fight for him in here . it -- it 's not fair . krystal : honey , it 's probably what 's best , ok ? if tad does have dixie come back to him , then it 's probably meant to be . anyway , i do not wish that woman dead . babe : i do n't believe that you would just give up . what happened to us going after what we want ? krystal : that still holds . but i am in jail for nine years plus , ok ? now , for tad 's sake , i hope he finds dixie . [ scene_break ] di : get out . i 'm supposed to be recovering . your bedside manner sucks . david : my bedside manner is not what 's in question right now . i 'm simply trying to get an answer or two . di : whoa , whoa . remember me ? i was in jail for taking the fall for some sketchy , crooked executive , a guy who did n't give two shots about me . david : yeah , well , you do n't have to worry about that . you 're safe now -- if that story was even true . di : i 'm just a girl who ca n't catch a break . now , if my life were dixie 's , now i could get used to that -- a son who adores me and his little boy . a smoothie like tad martin after me , you hot even for me . you think i could pass that up ? david : i do n't know . you tell me . di : as dixie , i 'd have the people of this town counting the days to throw me a homecoming parade . david : so you 're saying that you missed being loved by all those people ? di : i never had it . but dixie had more love than anyone deserves , too much for me to ignore . hell , i 've only seen a breath of her life , and it 's already too good for me to walk away from . david : is n't that funny ? a few days ago , you were ready to walk away from it . di : that 's because i thought i was going to hurt tad and j.r. now i am not going to . so you -- you keep spinning your little web , because i 'm going to hang on to poor dixie 's life as long as i can . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my mother 's alive ? you always know just the right bait to dangle in front of a sucker 's nose . tad : all right , then you give me something else . you 've heard everything there is to hear -- give me another conclusion . j.r. : you expect me to believe that my mother , the woman who loved me , that i 've mourned for for years , would suddenly just sneak here into town , have an extreme makeover , and -- and start becoming my son 's nanny ? i mean -- tad : j.r. , j.r. , if that is dixie , she 's been through a hell of a lot . she lost a child , she nearly died . she 's probably spent most of the last three years in a hospital . j.r. : well , she 's here now . where 's the love ? tad : i agree . her behavior does n't make sense . j.r. : is that why you 've been hassling diana ? hmm ? to get her to go along with your sick , wack - job story ? is that it ? tad : i did n't make this up . i swear to you on your mother 's life . j.r. : no , you do not swear on my mother 's life , because my mother is not alive . she is dead . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i feel like a part of me has died . how can you justify lying to me ? how can you justify how i feel ? ryan : greenlee , do you really think that going six rounds over this would 've made us more honest , because i doubt it . look , once i realized that this was the only way , the only way that i could make love to you , i had to take this step without you . greenlee : i want to understand . how does our marriage survive after what you 've done ? ryan : you knew how i felt , greenlee . i never made that a secret . greenlee : and you knew i thought it was just as important to keep this option open . i believe that a baby would show you how much good you have in you . ryan : nothing i could 've said would 've made it ok with you , but i knew that i could prove it to you that this is the right decision . i still can . greenlee : ok , so let me get these new rules straight -- obviously they 've changed . are you saying it 's ok not to tell the truth as long as it saves us ? ryan : yes . that 's exactly what i 'm saying . greenlee : if we really believe that our actions will save each other , why not tell each other ? ryan : because sometimes people do n't realize what 's best for them in the long run . greenlee : i agree . so we trust that the other person loves us enough to do the right thing . ryan : yes , and have faith , and do n't give up on us . i can still prove to you that this is the right decision . we can still be happy . greenlee : `` happy `` seems a long time down the road . ryan : i know it does . i heard you laid into dr. cooper . greenlee : could n't tear you apart , so i went after the next responsible party . ryan : do n't blame him , blame me . i told him that you were onboard with this . greenlee : i see . so you lied to the doctor , too -- about me ? ok , i 'll try to get my head around that , too . ryan : will you -- will you at least give this marriage a chance like this ? greenlee : well , you have n't left me any choices . ryan : is there a shot that you can get past this ? [ scene_break ] jamie : forget it . babe and i already have a decent life . amanda : ok , i do n't mean to be harsh , but what does that mean ? free chicken wings after work on wednesdays ? jamie : babe loves living together . give it some time , and we 'll be married . amanda : of course she loves it . she loves you . she 's going to tell you whatever you want to hear . you 're taking care of her , and she loves you for it . jamie : well , taking care of her includes tossing this bs about aunt phoebe 's money . amanda : you win . i better get the munchkin back before winifred sets out a search party . [ amanda kisses jamie on the cheek . ] jamie : do n't forget these . what was that for ? amanda : for being so awesome . truth is you 're the guy most of us are looking for but never find . babe 's lucky she can trust you -- with anything . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm so sorry , mama . now i feel lousy that i even told you all this stuff . krystal : no , no , no , no , no . listen , if this is the dixie that i 've heard so much about -- yeah , i might cry a few tears in my pillow every night , but i 'll be happy for tad . anybody deserves to be happy , it 's him . babe : i 'll just leave these pictures of little adam here for you , and i promise i 'll bring more next time , ok ? krystal : ok . thank you . babe : i love you . krystal : i love you . [ babe leaves the picture of di holding little adam on the visiting room table . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : first , you lie to me about my son , and now you 're going to lie to me about my mother ? i hate you . how dare you use the death of my mother to throw me in front of the bus . tad : i 'm not using anybody . i loved your mother more than anything . you know that . because when she died , i was the one grieving right next to you . you honestly think i would do something like this , put you through something like this if there were n't a chance ? j.r. : i would n't put it past you . tad : j.r. ? are you really so full of your father 's bitterness you refuse to see what 's right in front of your face ? if i were screwing with you and trying to use diana to do it , why would i be the one insisting on a dna test ? j.r. : dna tests , tad , can be forged . who 's going to tamper with it this time ? good old dr. joe ? tad : not if we 're -- not if we 're all witnesses to it . j.r. : well , you did such a smash job on miranda 's . you gave birth to a nightmare with that one . i would n't trust this hospital 's research team to take a temperature . [ phone rings ] j.r. : yeah , who is it ? fine , i 'll be right there . you stay away from me , and you stay away from diana ! [ scene_break ] di : i have every intention of staying dixie . i get all of her perks , none of her pitfalls . david : ok . so you 're not dixie . i guess i got carried away . di : yeah , i guess you damn well did . david : i saw that missing kidney on your chart , and it just freaked me out . di : the world 's full of surprises . david : i do n't like surprises . di : you know who you should worry about is tad . whatever you set him up with is about to come down . david : so tad heard about the kidney , huh ? di : he burst in here , demanded to know who i really was . he knows i 'm not diana cole . david : i guess the trip to germany paid off . he 's probably comparing pictures of you and dixie right now . di : what do i do next time he asks ? i stalled him this time , but do i admit i 'm dixie , or what ? david : here 's what you 're going to do . [ scene_break ] greenlee : maybe there is a way to give this marriage a shot of hope . ryan : name it . greenlee : well , one time that you said i needed help , professional help . maybe you 're right . maybe at a time like this , i should talk this over with a doctor . ryan : great . anything to get our marriage back the way it was . greenlee : anything ? ryan : anything . anything to keep you in my life . greenlee : that settles it , then . i 'm so glad you feel that way . ryan : well -- where are you going ? you going to the doctor right now ? greenlee : oh , yeah . this is for us , ryan . i 'm going to do my damnedest . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , sexy . how about mixing a stiff one for me ? j.r. : where 's my baby ? amanda : i just left the rugrat with winifred . i guess that 's a no on the drink . j.r. : since when do you take my son out for some air ? amanda : since he would be the perfect little way to cozy up to our stone - cold make - love birds . thought it was brilliant . j.r. : i do n't pay you for your brilliance . it 's not your brains that are doing the work . the idea is to get jamie to want you , not my son . amanda : i have to get in good with jamie and babe first . how better , then , to dangle a little bonus time with the kid ? j.r. : all right , i want this understood perfectly . my son is not part of this plan . babe can not have any additional time with my son for any reason . amanda : you 're kidding , right ? you 're trying to break up your brother 's happy home , and you 've got scruples how to do it ? j.r. : sit down , shut up , and listen . amanda : ooh , bring it , big boy . i did n't realize you liked it rough . j.r. : all right , you 're sex on a stick , you 're perfect to get jamie all hot and stupid . i do n't care if you have to get naked and walk down main street to get what i want . the point is to get rid of babe , not have her gush all over my son . amanda : babe had to go visit her mom anyway . we were with jamie most of the time . j.r. : and i do n't want jamie getting attached to my son , either . amanda : you are seriously limiting my tools here . hmm , got any other ideas ? j.r. : well , i got that money you 're so living high on . your job is to break babe 's heart , so you better do it fast . amanda : jamie is as opposite you as can be , is n't he ? j.r. : yeah , well , i take that as a compliment . amanda : i tried to pitch a little pretend action to get the good stuff going , and jamie totally shot me down . he 's loyal and disgustingly honest . j.r. : so , what , you 're giving up ? amanda : no way . just chill . j.r. : should i find a new girl ? because you 're not freeloading off me unless you get results . amanda : i 'll think of something . the challenge is half the fun . [ scene_break ] krystal : thanks for coming by . david : i always have time for you . what 's up ? krystal : well , babe came by . david : i 'm glad to hear it . krystal : yeah . yeah , and she finally got some quality time with our little grandbaby , which is great . david : good . krystal : oh -- here , she brought pictures . david : hmm . krystal : and she said she 's finally getting along with that new nanny . david : well , that 's good . krystal : yeah . have you met her ? david : who ? the new nanny ? krystal : mm - hmm . david : nope . but i hear she 's perfectly fine . krystal : listen , i really do n't have enough visiting hours to beat around the bush , so i 'm just going to come right out with it . um -- babe told me something . i do n't know if you 've heard , but she said dixie might be alive . david : wow . i -- i ca n't imagine that -- oh – [ seeing the picture of di , david drops it under the table then slips it up his sleeve . ] guard : does n't look like tad to me . david : dixie -- alive ? krystal : yeah . are n't you going to go ? are n't you going to try to track her down ? david : dixie is somebody else 's problem . i 'm sticking with you . [ scene_break ] di : it really is n't necessary . orderly : we have to do another test . second orderly : doctor 's orders . let 's go . di : let 's just get it over with . [ sneaking into di 's empty hospital room , tad goes through her purse and pockets one of its objects after putting it in a plastic bag with a tissue . ] tad : look at this -- not even in a wrapper . not even a hairbrush . ok . improvise , thaddeus . in a pinch , dna 's not available , so fingerprints are just going to have to do . [ scene_break ] nurse : how may i help you ? greenlee : i 'm mrs. ryan lavery , and i would like my husband 's sperm , please . you have it in back , frozen somewhere . i want it . i want you to make me pregnant . [ next_on ] amanda ( to aidan ) : how about a soda at the beach shack ? my treat . jack ( to dr. greg madden ) : if you want to leave here with all your teeth , walk out right now . j.r. : you do n't get to do this , kendall ! you do n't get to bail on me ! greenlee ( to nurse ) : this is the optimal day in my cycle to conceive . get them in me on the double .
greenlee tells ryan that their marriage might not be worth anything if she can not trust him . she still wants to convince him that they should have a child and he still wo n't go for it . but he tells her that she needs to give their marriage a chance . amanda attempts to get jamie to cheat on babe with her . at first he gets angry and tells her no way would he even consider that and she 's worthless to even suggest it . but she suggests to him that they make jr think that jamie has dumped babe so that jr will hand over phoebe 's money to jamie . she reminds him that babe will probably be only too happy to help them with a plan like that . tad tells jr that he has good reason to believe that his nanny is really dixie . jr still has problems believing that and trusting tad . but he still seems to trust his nanny . david confronts di about whether she is dixie . she denies it and convinces him she 'd have no incentive to lie about her identity ant put herself through what she has if she was in fact tad 's wife and jr 's mother . babe visits krystal and asks if tad has been by to see her . krystal says she has not seen him . babe is able to figure out that the reason why is because he believes he might have found dixie .
kendall : all right ! 2-year - old boy . ryan : and the best part is he heard every single word . oh , my gosh . to be here with my son on his birthday , i ca n't imagine anything better than that . [ ian coos ] kendall : yeah . greenlee : they 're just one big , happy family . kendall has everything she could ever want . annie : hurts , does n't it ? kendall : ooh ! zach : all right ! kendall : we are so lucky to be here together . happy and safe , right ? spike : more . kendall : `` more `` ? he wants more . ryan : yeah . no , your mom is right . your mom is right . you are right . today , of all days , we should count our blessings . [ scene_break ] adam 's voice : do you hear me , martin ? kathy is your kate . kathy -- is your kate . krystal : oh , my god . tad ? tad : kate . adam : yes . yes , kathy is kate . your daughter . dixie 's daughter . she 's right down the hall . [ babe speaks quietly ] krystal : angie , joe , come quick . tad 's awake . joe : huh ? ruth : did she just say -- jake : tad 's conscious , mom . come on . ruth : oh ! babe : we 're fine . go . go . j.r. : ok . kathy : do n't be sad . opal : i 'm not sad , sweetie pie . this is just my way of thanking the lord above for bringing my baby home . krystal : hey there , handsome . you gave us all a scare . tad : krystal -- krystal : shh , no , no , no , no . do n't -- do n't try to talk , ok ? jake : angie , is his heart elevated ? angie : something 's got his blood pumping . how are you feeling , tad ? tad : i feel so sore . so sore . did i miss something ? joe : you were shot by robert gardner . jake : you had major surgery , tad . ruth : thank god , you 're awake . opal : you just took about 10 years off my life , mister , and i ca n't afford it . do n't make him laugh . aidan : welcome back , mate . jesse : i knew you 'd pull through , kid . j.r. : what are you doing here ? tad : is it true ? adam : yes . yes . j.r. : what 's going on with you two ? jake : all right . i think adam should leave the room . i think it 's probably the reason tad 's heart is elevated . i do n't think it 's -- tad : no . jesse : tad , you 're still really groggy . if you want us to put him out of here , we will . krystal : you know , why -- why does n't everyone just hush up ? i mean , let 's just enjoy this moment for just a while , ok ? it sure is nice to see those baby blues , is n't it ? ruth : hmm . kathy : tad ! babe : kathy , wait . krystal no , no , no . you know what ? it 's ok . come on . tad : hey , kiddo . kathy : are you sick ? tad : much better now . kathy : can you do a magic trick for me ? [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : you know what , kathy ? maybe a little bit later . tad needs his rest right now . tad : sure is good to see you , though . kathy . joe : ok , everybody . let 's give tad some breathing room , ok ? jake : yeah . joe : you can all come back after we complete our exam . ruth : i 'm not going anywhere . jake : mom , let dad do his thing . j.r. : all right , you heard him . move it . tad : i -- krystal : tad -- tad : no , let adam stay . krystal : tad , you need your rest . tad : honey , i -- please . please let him stay . let him stay . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] jake : are you all right ? ruth : oh , i 'm -- i 'm just so relieved . jake : ok . ruth : i 'm ok , honey , thank you . thank you . jake : see you in a bit . ruth : aw . opal : well , you raised one hell of a tough cookie , ruthie . guess it takes more than a few bullets to send our boy to heaven , huh ? ruth : well , opal , if he 's -- if he is so strong , it 's only because he had two mothers who loved him so much . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , what do you think , jake ? is tad out of the woods ? jake : i think he 's talking , and he 's breathing on his own . i think he 's on his way to a full recovery . jesse : you know , angela and i , we owe him big - time . even if it takes the rest of my life , i 'm going to make sure i make it up to him . [ scene_break ] j.r. : out of all the people in the entire world , why does tad ask to speak to my father ? babe : the important thing is , is tad 's ok . he 's alive , j.r. you 're not going to lose him . ok ? j.r. : ok . [ scene_break ] krystal : hi . kathy : hi , krystal . want to color with me ? [ scene_break ] everyone : cheese ! ryan : fromage ! josh : aw , that 's perfect . zach : we need one with annie . come on , annie . kendall : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . ryan : oh . zach : aw , monkey , you all right ? ryan : oh ! kendall : ok , ok . someone is hungry . ryan : annie , get over here quick , before we lose ian . quick , quick , quick ! annie : it 's ok , it 's ok . ian needs to eat . it 's ok . zach : you hungry ? here we go . kendall : thank you . thank you so much . ryan : man , i wish i could remember your first birthday . i really do . kendall : yeah , that 'd be good . you know what ? i want one more picture . here , give me that , give me that . thank you . ryan : allow me . kendall : you can take it , please . this one is , uh , this is for spike 's two dads . ryan : ok . hold on . here we go . look at that . we look fantastic . kendall : yes , yes , yes . ryan : and -- got it ! kendall : cheese ! [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : look right up here . look , everybody . spike , look up here ! ok -- got it ! josh : hey , how are you doing ? annie : i 'm ok . josh : yeah ? annie : why ? josh : well , i know you and julia were close . and we 're all going to miss her . [ phone rings ] josh : sorry , i 'm expecting a call about tad . annie : oh , take it . josh : do you mind ? annie : yeah , take it . of course . josh : this is josh . ruth , hi . ok , that 's -- that 's great . all right , i 'll let everyone know . ok . bye - bye . greenlee : is that about tad ? josh : yeah , he 's -- he 's awake . tad 's awake . kendall : that 's great ! ryan : i knew he would pull through . zach : you should go . kendall : yeah . josh : you know what , there 's a crowd over there already . why do n't we just stay here and celebrate first ? kendall : ok . well , you know what ? let 's pop open some champagne . ryan : let 's pop open some champagne . not for you , young man . you 're staying with me . that 's right . we 're going to have cake . do you want some cake ? singer : oh do n't you believe it ryan : what 's this ? singer : why ca n't you see it ? never singers : know [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] aidan : oh . i was hoping it was going to be you . greenlee : tad is awake . josh just got word from the hospital . aidan : thanks for thinking of me . greenlee : i just thought that you should know . aidan : well , actually , i 'm at p.v.h . right now . i just spoke to tad . greenlee : of course . i should have known . aidan : no , no , no . no , i 'm glad you called . greenlee : give him my love . aidan : i will . listen , greenlee , i 've been thinking about you a lot . i just -- i wanted to give you some time alone . greenlee : good idea . aidan : but , i 've got to tell you , i mean , i 'm going crazy on this end . greenlee : well , i , um , i just thought that you should know about tad . i should go . aidan : no , no , no . do n't -- do n't hang up yet . greenlee , are you there ? greenlee : yes . aidan : we need to talk . please . give me a chance , will you ? i did n't think i should use my key . greenlee : you can just leave it on the table . how 's tad ? aidan : jake seems to think that he 's going to be back on his feet in no time . greenlee : that 's great . i packed your clothes . if anything 's missing , i 'll just messenger it over . aidan : so this is it ? greenlee : yes , aidan , this is it . get your stuff and go . aidan : i thought we were going to talk . greenlee : why would i want to do that ? aidan : to try and get past what happened . greenlee : `` get past `` you sleeping with my best friend ? aidan : greenlee , i thought you were dead . all right ? i was grieving . greenlee : oh , right . i 'm sure your heart was in a million pieces when you took kendall to bed . aidan : that 's not how it happened . greenlee : you know , you 're just like all the others . aidan : what does that mean ? greenlee : you gave up on me . aidan : no , i did n't . greenlee : yeah , you know what ? you broke my heart , and i want you out of my apartment . aidan : greenlee -- listen to me . i love you , and i am not giving up on us . [ scene_break ] joe : i think we 're done here . should i get krystal ? tad : no . first , adam . joe : are you sure ? tad : yeah . it 's ok . adam : so , you cheated death again . tad : kathy is kate ? adam : yes . tad : how did you know ? adam : so you do believe me ? tad : i want proof . krystal : he gave it to me just before you woke up . tad : that 's madden 's name . kathy 's -- that 's dixie 's signature . it 's true . how did you get this ? adam : what -- what difference does it make how i got that piece of paper ? you 're getting what you want . tad : i want to know . adam : i found it in the mansion . krystal : how the hell did it end up there , adam ? adam : i have no idea . tad : liar . krystal : ok , look . you know what ? the important thing is , is now you know the truth , tad . tad : it 's for real ? it 's for real . kathy 's my baby girl . oh . opal : is something wrong , tad ? what is it ? krystal : no , no , opal , actually , he 's -- he 's fine . he just got some good news . it 's -- it 's a miracle , really . adam : i 'll leave you to visit with your brood . tad : no . tell them what you told me . adam : another time . j.r. : what are you talking about ? krystal : tell them , adam . adam : i found kate . ruth : what ? joe : kate , our grandchild ? jake : is this some sort of sick joke ? adam : no , no , i assure you , it 's the truth . tad and dixie 's daughter is kathy mershon . the little girl julia adopted . opal : oh , my -- joe : kathy ? opal : god . joe : kathy ? ruth : oh , that sweet child out there ? oh . j.r. : how long have you known ? adam : not long . krystal : oh . `` not long . `` really ? a few months ago , you came to me with a deal . if i divorce tad , you would give him kate . and i thought you were bluffing . but you were n't , were you ? you knew where that little girl was way back when , did n't you ? did n't you ? adam : yes . yes . [ scene_break ] aidan : greenlee , i do n't want to be just another failed relationship to you , all right ? greenlee : well , maybe you should have thought about that before you slept with kendall . aidan : i love you , baby . i love you , and i want to marry you . greenlee : that 's not going to happen . aidan : look , it did n't mean anything . greenlee : well , it sure as hell did to me . aidan : it was just -- it was sex , that was it . greenlee : yeah . right , right . `` grief sex . `` what a bunch of bull . did you take her in your arms while you slowly undressed her ? aidan : greenlee , do n't , do n't . greenlee : did you look into her eyes when you kissed her , aidan ? did she run her hands through your hair just the way you like it ? aidan : i was n't thinking about kendall . greenlee : so you were thinking about me ? you have to go , now . aidan : listen , you were gone , all right ? we were searching for you for weeks . we thought no one could have survived in that cold , in that freezing cold out there . greenlee : but i did survive . i did . i did survive . and for what ? to have my heart ripped out and stomped on by the two people i love the most ? aidan : but i never wanted to hurt you , baby . greenlee : well , you did . you did , aidan . you and kendall . it would have been bad enough if it was a stranger , but kendall ? it had to be kendall ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm so glad tad 's going to be ok . zach : yeah . and now you can focus on worrying about greenlee full - time . kendall : well , she was just so upset when she left . i hope that aidan can talk some sense into her . zach : it 's going to take a little while . kendall : you do n't think she 'll take him back ? zach : greenlee feels betrayed . it 's not that easy to get over that . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . annie : hey . ryan : how are you holding up ? annie : i 'm sorry . i 'm just having a hard time getting in the party spirit . i guess because emma 's sick . ryan : annie . please , all right ? one of your very good friends just died . annie : i mean , we lived together , ryan . our kids used to play together . and now , she 's -- she 's gone . somebody i loved . gone . kendall : ryan , do you want to read spike his favorite bedtime story ? the one you promised ? ryan : i do . will you just give me a minute ? kendall : ok . zach : he may not be awake by then . josh : oh , you know what ? uncle josh can help . no problem . kendall : uncle josh can do it . ryan : no , no -- you know ? um , it just -- it feels like his first birthday for me , you know ? do you mind if i -- annie : go , go . give him a kiss for me . ryan : ok . all right . thanks . come here , my birthday boy . kendall : want to go to daddy ? here you go . who 's that ? who 's that ? ryan : the one , with the car ! [ scene_break ] jesse : she does n't even know about julia yet , does she ? angie : they 're waiting to tell kathy what happened . jesse : she was such a good woman . angie : you know , julia was the first friend i made when i came back to the hospital . she helped me save frankie 's life . jesse : we owe her . angie : how did we pay her back ? jesse : baby , do n't do that . do n't go there , ok ? angie : no , i have to . if julia had n't been attending our wedding , she never would have been around robert gardner . jesse : come on . stop it . that 's not on us . that is on robert gardner . all on him . angie : jesse , that little girl has been through so much already . she 's lost so much . what is kathy going to do now ? [ scene_break ] jake : i could kill you for this . joe : jake -- i know how you feel , but do n't do it , do n't do it . adam : well , you know the truth now , so i have done what i came for . goodbye . krystal : he 's not getting out of this that easy . jake : mom ? j.r. : is this real ? kathy mershon is my sister ? tad : that 's your mom 's dying wish . j.r. : we got it . how do we -- oh , my god . how do we tell -- how do we tell her who she is ? tad : first things first . we got to talk to julia . tell her what 's happened . joe : i 'm sorry , son . i 'm so very sorry . tad : why ? j.r. : julia was shot at the casino . joe : she 's gone . [ scene_break ] krystal : not so fast , adam . babe : mama . krystal : i had to just -- i 'll tell you later . opal : there she is . ruth : not a word . tad should be the one to tell her . opal : yeah , yeah , you 're right , but would someone please take my granddaughter out of this room , because i 've got some words to say to adam that may not be appropriate for young ears . ruth : i 'll -- i 'll take her . kathy , sweetheart , would you like to come with me , and we 'll go outside and look at the flowers in the garden ? hmm ? would you like that ? oh , good . come on . babe : mama . opal : time to explain yourself , you slimy rodent . adam : i do n't answer to you , opal . jake : actually , today , you answer to everybody . jesse : wait , hold -- hold it . what 's -- what 's going on here ? opal : oh , nothing , really . just a little secret that adam has been keeping about tad and dixie 's daughter , kate . jesse : you know where kate is ? opal : that was kate . kathy is kate -- that little girl that just left here with ruthie . angie : what ? babe : that ca n't be true . krystal : it is . jake : he 's known about this for months , and he just decided not to tell anybody . opal : oh , this is the lowest thing you have ever pulled . babe : what is wrong with you , adam ? that is j.r. 's sister . adam : krystal , please . i 'd like to talk to you alone . opal : why ? why , so that you can weasel your way out of this ? krystal : oh . forget it , adam . i think you 're going to have to listen to what they have to say whether you like it or not . [ adam chuckles ] adam : this is ridiculous . tad martin has survived . he has his child back -- his long - lost child back , and i had a great deal to do with both of those . opal : you knew about it . how long did you know about it , you despicable monster ? and it took my son being on death 's door for you to say anything . jake : you better be gone when i get back , mr. chandler , or i 'm going to put you in the ground myself . angie : does tad know about this ? krystal : he just found out . if you guys could give us a minute , i have a couple things i need to say to adam myself . jesse : you know something ? you 've been messing with tad for way too long . you need to learn to quit . krystal : i just have one thing to ask you . adam : what ? krystal : all those months ago , if i had left tad -- [ adam chuckles ] krystal : would you have told him who kate was ? [ adam chuckles ] adam : that 's -- that 's kind of amusing , is n't it ? because then i would have done almost anything to get you back into my life . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : but you did n't . adam : no . krystal : and you waited all this time to tell tad the truth . you must have known i would hate you for that . adam : well , with your track record , of course , that 's what i would expect , but i was also risking a great deal by not telling him . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you 're not going to believe -- you 're not going to believe this . krystal : well , try me . adam : when i decided to , uh , come clean with tad , i did it because it was the right thing to do . [ scene_break ] zach : you going back to the hospital to check on tad ? josh : uh , actually i got to stop by the office first and file those transfer papers first thing in the morning . annie : hey , i should get going . zach : i hope emma feels better . annie : thank you . um , thanks for having me . zach : what are you talking about ? you 're family . come here . [ zach chuckles ] annie : good night , zach . zach : good night . josh : i 'll walk you out . annie : thanks . kendall : everybody left ? zach : yep . they said you were n't a very nice host . kendall : oh . ryan : even annie ? she 's gone . zach : even annie said -- [ zach laughs ] zach : come on . join us for a drink . come on . ryan : no , no . you guys got to be tired . zach : nah , it 's been a good day . come sit down . kendall : yeah . ryan : yeah ? all right . [ kendall sighs ] zach : cheers . ryan : cheers . to spike . zach : to spike . kendall : to spike . mm - hmm . zach : glad greenlee showed up . kendall : hmm . why ? zach : well , it means the talk you had with her must have helped . kendall : that 's not the impression that i got from greenlee . [ scene_break ] aidan : i 'm not making excuses for what kendall and i did . greenlee : because there are none . so , stop trying and stop saying her name . it is like fingernails on a chalkboard . aidan : look , you will find a way to work it out with her , because you always do . greenlee , you love kendall in a way that lets you forgive her . greenlee : oh , please . aidan : you love kendall that way . it 's true . i mean , hey , you even love ryan that way . but the question really is , do you love me that way , too ? greenlee : are you saying that i should forgive you for this ? aidan : well , you know , not now . it does n't have to be now , but eventually . greenlee : do n't hold your breath . aidan : listen to me . you do n't know how it felt knowing that you were gone , all right ? believing that i would never be able to hold you in my arms again . greenlee : so , you just grabbed the closest body . aidan : you really -- you really ca n't understand how someone could make a mistake ? greenlee : not like this . aidan : you finally found the perfect excuse , have n't you , to stay miserable forever ? greenlee : what ? aidan : well , you 're always going on about how life has ripped you off and how you 're looking for that man to love and how you always wanted that man to love you back . well , greenlee , i am here , and i love you with all my heart . and that scares the hell out of you , does n't it ? greenlee : so , now i 'm afraid to be in love ? aidan : you 're afraid of being happy , and that is the real reason why you 're pushing me away . [ scene_break ] tad : she loved kathy so much . j.r. : look , you know that i know what it 's like to lose a mom . i would n't wish that upon anyone . tad : pop , what do i do ? how do i tell her ? joe : you 'll find the words . j.r. : just a few hours ago , we were all wondering if you were going to live and what kathy was going to do without julia , but she 's got a dad . tad : that 's not going to make up for losing a mother , twice . j.r. : i know that kathy is going to be hurt by losing julia , but if you ask me , kathy 's still lucky , because she has you as a parent . and i know from personal experience there ai n't no better father out there . joe : tad needs rest . he 's just come off major surgery . [ pager beeps ] joe : it 's the e.r . i 've got to get that . i 'll be back soon . j.r. : take care of yourself . tad : j.r. ? i love you . j.r. : i love you , too . angie : hey . how you feeling ? tad : oh , so tired . alive . jesse : you need to stop jumping in front of bullets , man . it 's a bad habit . [ jesse chuckles ] tad : do n't make me laugh . jesse : i 'll try . tad : look at the bright side . we got her back , did n't we ? jesse : yes , we did and i 'm -- i owe you one for that . tad : it 's ok . angie : seriously , i do n't know what we 'd do without you . jesse : and we never want to find out , either . hear me ? tad : yeah -- uh -- [ scene_break ] j.r. : ahem . babe : hey , how 's tad ? j.r. : he 's weak , but he 's getting better all the time . there 's something that you need to know . babe : i -- i heard . j.r. : yeah ? babe : yeah . j.r. : it 's incredible , is n't it ? babe : incredible , yeah . j.r. : yeah . hey , kathy , what have you got there ? kathy : mint chip ice cream . it 's my favorite . j.r. : oh , really ? [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : mine , too . kathy : really ? j.r. : yeah . well , ever since i was knee - high to a grasshopper . kathy : do you know any magic tricks ? j.r. : you really like magic , do n't you ? kathy : yeah . j.r. : well , then you 're lucky because i know a great one -- because it 's right here behind your ear . [ babe chuckles ] kathy : tad did that trick for me . j.r. : well , tad taught me the same thing , and maybe one day , i 'll teach you . kathy : promise ? j.r. : i cross my heart . [ scene_break ] [ krystal sighs ] krystal : you expect me to believe that you told tad the truth about kate out of the goodness of your heart ? adam : well , in a way , yes . it was you and colby and j.r. , and -- i knew how much you care about tad and how much pain you were in and then when you found out he was going to die -- krystal : you -- grew a conscience . adam : yeah , yeah , sort of . i -- i have it on the very best authority that -- that if tad found his lost girl , that he would survive and that i would lose everyone i love in the process . i just did n't , um , give a damn about the consequences . i told him anyway -- the truth . krystal : do n't expect me to think of you as a hero in all of this , adam . adam : i deserve that , but there 's one thing i want you to believe , krystal . i did what i did out of love . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i want to be happy more than anything , and i thought this was my chance . aidan : well , it can be . greenlee : no , no . it 's too late . aidan : greenlee , come on . all right ? it not too late , not -- not with me . but maybe i 'm not part of the equation anymore , am i ? maybe you were just back to waiting for somebody else . greenlee : what are you talking about ? aidan : oh , you know . ryan . [ scene_break ] ryan : all right , i 'm going to let you guys enjoy the rest of your night alone . kendall : so , you are going home to annie ? ryan : probably going to take a ride and clear my head a little bit . sometimes i do n't know if i 'm actually helping her by being there . kendall : well , just be patient . you guys are still getting used to being around each other . ryan : it 's true , actually . you know , it 's easy with you and greenlee , but with annie , sometimes i do n't -- i do n't know . i do n't know how it would help her . kendall : well , just being there helps . ryan : tell spike i love him . kendall : of course . zach : get out . [ ryan and kendall laugh ] ryan : really ? a little longer ? no . all right . good night , guys . [ scene_break ] aidan : can anyone ever measure up to the perfect fantasy future with ryan ? greenlee : this conversation is over . aidan : come on , just be -- be honest , do n't hide . let 's talk about it . greenlee : stop making it sound like this is about ryan or that i did this to myself . you betrayed me . aidan : and i loved you , and i cared about you , and i stood up for you when nobody else in pine valley would , and i did n't accept `` no `` when i asked you to marry me , and i even gave up on the thought of having kids . greenlee : you did that all out of guilt , did n't you ? aidan : no , not out of guilt . i did it out of love , and i fought all of your attempts to sabotage us . greenlee : i did n't cheat . aidan : greenlee , i 'm not asking you to forget . all right ? i 'm just asking you to give me the chance to show you how much i care . that 's it . let me show you how much i love you . all right ? listen -- let me make you happy for the rest of our lives . what 's this ? greenlee : this is my engagement ring . i want you to take it , and then i want you to get your things and go . [ scene_break ] zach : you all right ? kendall : yeah . zach : you look stressed . come on , it was a good night . kendall : it was . it was a good night . it was fun . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : and then there 's greenlee , and annie , and my mother , and julia . and maria lost her sister , and kathy lost her mom . zach : come here . [ zach sighs ] zach : let 's focus on the good parts , ok ? we had a birthday party with presents , friends , and songs . spike heard all of them . kendall : he did . zach : blew out his birthday candle . kendall : hmm , with a little help . zach : a little help . kendall : mm - hmm . zach : and ian 's going to have a candle soon , too . and ryan -- he was happier than we 've seen in a long time . kendall : yep . and then there 's greenlee . zach : and there 's greenlee , but there 's not much you can do about that . kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know , zach . she -- she 's out for blood . do n't let her party face fool you . i just hope she does n't do something she regrets . [ scene_break ] [ ryan sighs as he sits on the beach ] [ greenlee gasps ] ryan : oh ! [ ryan sighs ] [ scene_break ] opal : i thought i 'd bring you one last visitor . [ kathy sits in front of tad and smiles at him sweetly ] [ scene_break ] krystal : i -- i do n't believe you . adam : i understand . i understand that , but i saved you a lot of pain . so , it was worth it . j.r. : hey , you and me , we 're done . adam : j.r. , i 'm not proud of what i 've done , son , but -- j.r. : i told you how much finding kate meant to me -- meant to tad -- and yet the whole time , you were laughing at us , hiding her from her own family . adam : j.r. , i knew that once i told you the truth that you 'd be looking at me just the way you 're looking now , that you 'd hate me . j.r. : no , i do n't hate you . i just do n't care about you . tad martin is my father . adam : j.r. , you do n't mean that . j.r. : the hell that i do n't . i do n't care about you . you know what ? i ca n't even look at you , right -- i just -- i just ca n't even look at you . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to babe ) : adam chandler 's lost his son . erica : what are you doing here ? adam : i need your help . aidan ( to tad ) : we 're behind you all the way , all of us . adam chandler 's not going to get away with this . greenlee ( to ryan ) : it 's nice , the way we always come back to each other .
the celebration continues for the birthday of little spike . annie and greenlee feel as though they are outsiders during the celebration . adam , finding his chance to go into tad 's hospital room , he tells tad that kate is really alive and she is kathy . tad 's eyes pops wide open . krystal walks in and finds out that tad is awake . everyone is overjoyed that tad is awake , but they are stunned by adam 's news that kathy is really kate . j.r. demands to know how long that adam had known that kate was really kathy . krystal figures it out that adam had known for months . adam finally confesses that he had known for months . josh , greenlee , kendall and the others at the party find out that tad is awake . greenlee calls aidan to tell him the news about tad . aidan encourages greenlee to meet with him and let them talk . aidan and greenlee talk about getting back together , but greenlee refuses to listen to him , orders him to get his things and get out .
jake : how are you feeling ? liza : i 'm fine . jake : mm - hmm . any dizziness or shortness of breath ? liza : uh , jake , i 'm not really pregnant . jake : oh , well , you 're about to be . [ scene_break ] colby : what the hell are you doing ? erica , why are you in my mother 's room ? in her underwear drawer ? [ scene_break ] scott : are you all right ? krystal : david was so angry , i thought he was gon na kill me . scott : like he killed my father ? [ scene_break ] ryan : marry zach . kendall : are you serious ? zach : why would she do that ? kendall : ok , wait a minute . are -- you 're just saying this so that zach ca n't testify against me . that 's all , right ? ryan : exactly , yeah . why else would i be suggesting it ? kendall : but , ryan , you can incriminate me , too . zach : that 's a good point . marry him . it 's a better idea . ryan : we really should n't wait on this . kendall : ok , great . why do n't we flip a coin , i 'll call a minister , and we 'll get right to it . are you serious ? you both actually think this is a good idea ? i have to pick one of you to be my husband right now ? ryan : this is the best possible way to protect you , ok ? do the cops know that you saw her that night with a gun ? kendall : zach had to tell them some things to get out . i 'm ok with what he said . now he 's free to be with ian . but no one ever said anything about getting married . zach : excuse me . i told jesse and the da that kendall did n't shoot anybody . ryan : but i 'm sure they did n't believe you . zach : no , they did n't . but now i 'm free , and i can find out who really shot stuart . ryan : and i got guys on that , too , but we have to move very quickly here , people . the da is pushing for a quick trial . zach : so now we need a quick wedding so one of us has spousal privileges . ok , who 's it going to be ? ryan : it has to be zach . all right ? it has to be zach . with us , they just -- you know , the cops just found a discrepancy in our story , that 's all . it happens all the time . we can chalk it up to nerves or whatever . but it 's going to be much , much more difficult to explain away what zach said and what he saw . kendall , you could end up in prison for the rest of your life . kendall : away from my boys ? ok , i 'll marry you . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm looking for evidence . something to prove that your mother pointed the finger at kendall so the police wo n't know that your mother is the one who really murdered stuart . colby : my mom took back everything she said about kendall . erica : well , a lot of good that did -- the damage was already done . the da still thinks that kendall is the main suspect . but i am going to find something , some evidence that proves that liza is the guilty one . colby : you should n't be here . erica : colby , i just want justice , and i think you do , too . your mother has no alibi for the night of stuart 's murder , so she asked you to fabricate one and you refused . because i think you believe your mother killed stuart , too . colby : maybe i did , but i do n't know anything for sure . erica : you know that your mother is desperate to get you back into her life . you know that she considers adam to be her biggest obstacle -- the man she blames for turning her only child against her . and your mother felt she had to eliminate her biggest obstacle any way she could , even if it meant committing murder . colby : my mom swears she did n't kill uncle stuart . erica : but you 're not sure you believe her . we need answers , colby . so i 'm doing what the police wo n't do . i am investigating liza . there has just got to be some evidence lying around here , and i feel that there is . i am so close to it . i can just feel it . do you want to help me ? colby : nail my mom for murder ? no , thanks . erica : well , maybe you 'll find something that will exonerate her . colby : you think so ? erica : no , but you can give it your best shot . [ scene_break ] liza : what is that ? it 's got my name on it . jake : yes , it does . that 's from the archives . that 's when you were pregnant with colby . this has got complete tests in there , notes , my examinations , everything . all i had to do was change the dates and the sex to fit the baby . so , congratulations , you are officially pregnant . liza : oh , wow . i appreciate all of this , but i 'm actually more concerned about the real baby . how am i going to get amanda 's child without anyone knowing ? jake : right , right . well , here 's what 's going to happen . i 'm going to take amanda to barbados , ok . she 's going to have a c - section . you 're going to lay low for a couple of weeks . then you 're going to re - emerge with a beautiful baby , and you 're going to introduce it to the world as your new son . liza : and when do you guys actually leave ? jake : right , well , i ca n't finalize a due date until i do a number of things . i have to check the baby 's lung function and a barrage of tests , but it 'll be done , and when it is and i know everything is safe , it 'll happen . oh , and this here -- this is sort of an insurance policy in case anybody goes snooping around or what have you . you are now officially documented . liza : you mean if david hayward goes snooping around . you really have covered everything . [ scene_break ] scott : yeah , tell chief hubbard to get over to wildwind right away . i have some important information regarding my dad 's -- the murder of stuart chandler . david : ohh -- krystal : so you really think david killed your father ? scott : you 're damn straight . so is this the part where you defend him ? krystal : no . actually , i think you might be right . david : what -- ow . scott : get used to it , hayward , because i 'm going to be all over you day and night , until they lock you up for the rest of your pathetic life . [ scene_break ] liza 's voice : dear colby , it 's been almost three days since you left . i 've called , but you wo n't answer . i thought about following you , but that would only push you further away . i have n't stopped thinking of you , not for a second . i 'm sorry we fought , and i 'm sorry for what i said . please , do n't shut me out . dear colby , happy sweet 16 . i can hardly believe it . it seems like yesterday i was rocking you to sleep in my arms . i wish i could be there to celebrate with you , but i know you 're angry . but , please , would you write back ? just let me know you 're ok . dear colby , it 's a bright , clear new year 's day , and i am hopeful that you and i might take this chance to start fresh ? if there 's anything you want to say -- you hate me , you wish i was n't your mom -- i can take it . but the silence , it 's -- today 's april fools , and i realize i 'm a fool . i have n't heard from you , because you 've never received any of my letters . your father 's been hiding them from you . adam , if you 're reading this , i know what you 're doing . you 're trying to make my daughter forget me . it wo n't work . dear colby , you must think i 'm crazy to keep writing these letters that your father wo n't let you see , but i wo n't stop . because someday you 'll read these words , and you will know how i really feel . you 'll know the truth of how much your mother loves you . [ scene_break ] liza : you really think we can pull this off ? jake : i think it 's a perfect plan , and i think before you know it , you 're going to be the proud mother of a bouncing baby boy . now we need to check out something , ok ? hold on to your hat . liza : well , what -- that -- this obviously could n't be mine . jake : no , it is . that 's colby when she was 28 weeks . liza : oh , my god . oh , wow , she 's beautiful . jake : i remember when i saw this for the first time and i thought -- i thought it was my baby girl . i thought i was a father for the first time . liza : you know , you are going to be a father one of these days , and you are going to be a terrific dad . jake : right . amanda : hey , is that your baby ? liza : yeah , actually , that is . amanda : is n't it crazy how much you can see ? so do you know if it 's a boy or a girl ? liza : well , i -- jake : ah , well , she wants it to be a surprise , so ... amanda : oh . jake : what i 'll do is i will make some prints of that and keep it in your file , ok , so you have it . liza : thank you . jake : ok . liza : for everything . jake : no problem . amanda : hmm , you know , i know you gave me the whole thing against trusting liza , but i like her . i hope everything goes ok with her baby . jake : i think it will . i do n't have a doubt in my mind . [ scene_break ] kendall : are you sure you 're ok with this ? ryan : well , i 'm not signing up to be the best man , but i understand it 's the best way to protect you . kendall : you know , we 're doing this for spike and ian so that their parents are free and this whole nightmare is over . zach : hey , ryan . quick question . you do n't think i shot stuart , do you ? kendall : no , ryan knows you 're innocent . tell him . ryan : if you shot an innocent man and killed him , especially a man as innocent as stuart -- there 's no way that you would get yourself out of prison . you would be so buried in guilt , you 'd probably have the cops throw away the key . so -- when is this wedding happening ? zach : the sooner the better , apparently . ryan : well -- zach : we 'll get right on it . ryan : forgive me for not sticking around and watching . kendall : wait , ryan . [ scene_break ] pete : you thought your mom completely forgot about you , but she 's been writing you this whole time . colby : everything my mother felt was in those letters . she did remember . she did care . but my dad kept that from me . he stole from me so i 'd keep on hating her . my poor mom . i 've been so mean to her . pete : now you know the truth . i mean , she 's crazy about you . when 's the last one she sent ? colby : uh , i do n't know exactly . uh -- maybe this one . it 's got lipstick on it . pete : that 's not lipstick . it 's blood . [ scene_break ] jake : hey , how did the checkup go with pierce ? amanda : uh , he said that everything 's fine . jake : really -- then why do you look like you 're about to cry ? amanda : i 'm this pregnant . i cry when i chip my manicure -- jake : no , no , i think this is a little bit more than just hormones . amanda : i 'm just worried . i 've been here twice already thinking that i might lose the baby and then the braxton - hicks . jake : i know , but i told you , that 's very common . did n't i say that ? amanda : yeah , but it still scared the crap out of me . i mean , what if it happens again , but for real this time and the baby comes too soon , and we do n't have time to hide him away from david , and he takes my son away from me ? jake : i told you , i have all of that covered . i have it covered . amanda : jake , you ca n't cover everything , ok ? what if something goes wrong ? [ scene_break ] scott : there he is . that 's the man who killed my father . jesse : got any proof ? david : ask her . go ahead , krystal , do n't be shy . tell jesse what you told scott . you think i murdered stuart . scott : marissa came over here to see krystal , and she found david wasted , pouring his guts out . he pretty much told her he shot my dad . david : that 's moronic , all right ? why would i confess to a crime i did n't commit ? scott : oh , it 's so obvious . look at yourself . you 're a total mess . you 're hung - over from trying to drink away your guilt . and now that you 're busted , at least have the decency to admit what you did . jesse : you 're kind of quiet over here , krystal . you got anything to add ? krystal : you know that david was at the mansion the night of the murder . jesse : but according to you , he did n't make it past the front gate . scott : little adam saw his grandpa david inside the house that night . jesse : little adam sees heffalumps under his bed . not a reliable witness . but if you are now saying that he did turn around and leave that night , we got a whole new story , right ? krystal : nobody wanted adam dead more than david . david : all right , that 's it . cuff me . officer : should i , chief ? scott : jesse , do it . david : all right , come on . you might as well . i ca n't fight krystal . she 's determined to bring me down for murder . she needs to believe i killed stuart , so she can go running back to her ex - husband with a clear conscience . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , excuse me . ryan , have you seen kendall ? ryan : yes , i have . she 's in ian 's room planning her wedding -- to zach . erica : very funny . ryan : i 'm serious , actually . the justice of the peace will be here any minute . spousal privilege . if they get married , then zach ca n't testify against her . erica : i see -- of course . that makes so much sense . ryan : there 's no other choice . zach 's testimony would destroy her . erica : then you 're ok with this ? ryan : it was my idea , erica , to protect kendall , but if zach thinks that anything else is going to happen , then he 's going to be in for a very rude awakening . erica : you 've made your position quite clear . you know what , ryan ? i just want my daughter to be safe and happy . ryan : which is exactly what i want . and obviously , the thought of her marrying another man -- rips me apart . but i can handle it if it means she 's protected . erica : ok , i guess i better go find my daughter and wish her luck . [ scene_break ] colby : why would a letter from my mom have blood all over it ? pete : well , if you hold it to the light , you can see the postmark , and -- it was sent -- colby : sent when ? pete , what 's wrong ? pete : this letter was sent in may , and it obviously was n't sent with blood all over it . colby : so it got blood on it at my house ? pete : in the last month . and who bled a lot at your house recently ? colby : you think it 's my uncle stuart 's blood ? pete : i 'll go test this . i 'll call you as soon as i find anything out . oh , hey . i , um , i 'm late for a comic book convention . liza : well , pete is , um -- he 's kind of unusual , huh ? colby : mom , what are you doing here ? liza : well , i just came from the concierge at the yacht club , and she said that you were looking for me . colby : yeah . liza : she said you went to my room , and when i got up there , you were n't there , and a few of my things were out of place . what were you doing in my room ? [ scene_break ] david : sorry to disappoint you , chief . there 's nothing here . scott is desperate to pin his father 's murder on someone other than the people he gave his shoddy heart valve to . and my beautiful wife here -- she just wants to hurt the man she loves . krystal : i do n't love you . not anymore . and looking at you right now , i wonder how i ever did . my friends were right , you know . i must have been out of my mind . david : women , huh ? you 're so damn fickle . you know , one minute you 're the hero , the next you 're a killer . go figure . just give it another half - hour . i 'll be the good guy again . sorry they had to take up your time , chief . jesse : you 're not off the hook yet , hayward . scott : then take him in . we have someone who heard his confession . david : the only thing my long - lost daughter heard was me cursing at the world ! krystal : marissa called me from here , and she was scared out of her mind . she said you were going on and on about the wrong person being killed in the mansion that night , that it was supposed to be adam . scott : that 's exactly what she told me . david : so what ? ! is n't that pretty much what everybody in this town feels ? krystal : i know you , david . the pain gets too great , so you grab a bottle and you chug until you ca n't think anymore . and then you ca n't fight . you ca n't lie . and that 's when it all comes out . you shot stuart . and you drank to ease your guilt . david : no , damn it . i drank to ease my pain . the pain because you were gone . i am not the killer , krystal . you are . you killed our marriage . and when you walked out , you killed me . [ scene_break ] liza : well , um , i 'm just so glad you finally got them . you know , i remember writing the very first one three years ago when we had that -- oh , god , that horrible fight . and you ran out of the house and you said to me , `` i never want to see you again . `` colby : i 'm sorry . liza : listen , we both said some things that we did n't mean . but i was so angry at you . colby : you said you were angry , but your letters were all so nice . liza : oh -- colby , i was so angry . i was mostly angry at myself , because i just was n't the mother that you needed . and i was really angry at you because no matter what i did , you just kept running back to adam , and that just -- hurt . so -- i started writing . and , uh , all of that anger just turned into sadness , because i realized that , uh , without you -- i just had nothing . you see , i 'm a mom . and it 's my responsibility to make sure that you are happy . but i was just -- i was selfish . i only was thinking about what it was that i needed . so i wrote you that first letter , because i just really wanted to apologize . and then you did n't write back , and i was crushed . colby : i would have , i swear . liza : i know . i know . i just figured you were just too angry , but then a year went by , and it dawned on me that your father just -- he was n't giving them to you . and it turned out that i was right . so , um , i know this is all a little -- too little too late . but , you see , i never stopped loving you -- ever . [ scene_break ] erica : well , i understand that congratulations are in order . kendall : there 's nothing to celebrate , mom . zach and i are getting married so he wo n't have to testify against me . that 's it . erica : well , if your baby knew what was happening , he 'd be happy , too . mommy and daddy reuniting -- it 's wonderful . kendall : it 's not what 's happening . erica : in a few hours , you 're going to be zach 's wife , again . kendall : on paper . erica : right , on paper . this is just a practical solution to a big problem , like the first time you and zach got married . he helped you out with ethan , you helped him with his gaming licenses . and then you fell madly in love . oh , but i mean , no danger of history repeating itself , because you 're with ryan now . [ scene_break ] ryan : goodness , you 're so heavy ! how did you get so heavy ? were you a good girl for opal ? opal : oh , she was a dream as ever . bette davis -- `` all about eve . `` ryan : nice , very nice . opal : we were just getting to the good part , were n't we , emma ? you know , over at tad 's , it 's kind of a rumble for the video machine . the other night i got all settled in with my popcorn and everything , pushed the play button , and what comes up but one of amanda 's movies of a lady giving birth . i mean , who in the world shoots those close - ups ? that 's my question . yeah , i mean , who would want to be right there ? ryan : wow , these are beautiful . good job . these look nice . opal : uh , emma , honey , would you mind doing a big favor for opal and go get my purse for me ? i think it 's in the kitchen . could you do that ? this is , uh , one of emma 's drawings . she threw it away , but i fished it out of the trash . i thought you should see it . [ scene_break ] colby : how come you 've never told me about the letters ? liza : well , you did n't give me a chance . you know , i -- every time i called you up , you could n't wait to get off the phone with me . then i finally mustered up the courage to come here to pine valley and called you , and you hung up on me . colby : but you came anyway . you 've been here for weeks , and you never said a word about these . liza : i know . i wanted to . colby : if dad hid the letters , how did you get them ? you took them . that 's why you did n't say anything . if you admitted you had the letters , it would prove you were in this house this night of the murder . liza : colby -- yes . yes , i did . i broke into the house to get these letters because i needed to prove to you that i was n't the woman that your father was making me out to be . colby , i had to come back and take what was mine , and i had a pretty good idea where to find it . so i took the letters and i left . colby : liar . [ scene_break ] jake : so , you want to hear the plan ? amanda : mm - hmm . jake : ok . in about a week , i 'm going to swoop you off to barbados . just the two of us -- well , just the three of us . amanda : it sounds good so far . jake : yeah . when you 're going to give birth , i 'm going to do the c - section and you 're going to be under , just as you requested . amanda : are you sure it 's not too soon ? jake : well , i would never do anything unless it was safe . he 's a very strong , healthy , beautiful boy , but i will run every test in the universe to make sure that he 's fine . amanda : we have a good plan . it 's just , now that it 's here -- jake : now that it 's here , we just have to make sure that everybody believes that this baby died , especially david hayward . as terrible as that sounds , this is what we have to do . and we can do it . complications with the birth . an emergency c - section weeks before the due date . absolutely , this is stuff that 's gon na make it very convincing . i even have a doctor that 's going to write the death certificate for us . amanda : and as soon as it 's born , you 're going to give it to the adoptive parents ? jake : well , the plan of transfer is all set -- solid . it 's going to be ok . the baby 's going to be safe . [ scene_break ] david : i told you all the truth . now get the hell out of my house , all of you . scott : no , no , no , no . hey , you 're not buying this ? what , this `` poor me `` routine ? call marissa tasker . she 'll tell you he practically admitted pulling the trigger . jesse : look , you want justice for your father . so do i . we 're going to get it , just not tonight . scott : he 's guilty , jesse , and i 'll prove it . and krystal will help me . jesse : scott . scott . scott : what ? jesse : let me do my job , please ? meantime , stay away from hayward . he 's toxic , he 's a hot mess . scott : david murdered my father ! jesse : if he did , he 's not going to admit to it right now , not drunk or sober . scott : i wo n't just walk away from this . jesse : he may be involved in this , and if he is , i 'm gon na get him , ok ? [ scene_break ] j.p. : we have a bride , a groom , and a witness , so we 're all set . we are gathered here today to unite in marriage kendall hart and zach slater . do you , zach , take kendall to be your wedded wife , to love , comfort , and honor her so long as you both shall live ? zach : i do . j.p. : do you , kendall , take zach to be your wedded husband , to love , comfort , and honor him so long as you both shall live ? kendall : i do . j.p. : do you have the rings ? kendall : no , um , i 'm sorry , we do n't have any rings . zach : i have rings . kendall : no . j.p. : place this ring on kendall 's finger and repeat after me . with this ring , i thee we d . zach : with this ring , i thee we d . j.p. : place this ring on zach 's finger and repeat after me . with this ring , i thee we d . kendall : with this ring , i thee we d . j.p. : by the power vested in me , i now pronounce you husband and wife . you may kiss . [ zach turns around and leaves ] [ scene_break ] ryan : look at the sun . that is a perfect sun , and the flowers and the grass and everything . hey -- um -- tell me about this one . emma : that picture was a mistake . ryan : oh , yeah ? who 's this ? emma : no , i ca n't tell . ryan : honey -- who told you not to tell ? emma : mommy . [ scene_break ] krystal : i got ta go . david : krystal , wait . you had every reason to believe that i shot stuart . i did want adam dead . krystal : so now the truth comes out , huh ? david : i had every intention of blowing that sob away . but something stopped me . krystal : yeah , i 'm sure you were thinking about how much you loved me and how devastated i would be if you were sent off to prison . david : no , i was n't thinking about you at all . marissa : daddy . david : i thought about amanda 's unborn baby , my baby . and my grandson . and marissa , the only daughter i have left . and as much as i hate adam , i could n't do it . so it was n't you , krystal . you did n't stop me . they did -- my children . [ scene_break ] amanda : it 's all so final . jake : yeah , but it 's a happy ending , right , for everybody . amanda : what about when we come back from barbados with no baby ? jake : well , the baby is going to have nothing but love , i mean , love all around it . that 's what you need to focus on , ok ? you wanted a life for this baby without david in it . that 's what you wanted , right ? amanda : it does n't make it easy . so , uh , do i buy a plane ticket or -- [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] colby : hey . pete : it 's blood -- on the letter -- human blood . it has to be stuart 's . liza : colby , honey , i am not lying to you about the letters . colby : then why is uncle stuart 's blood on them ? liza : what ? colby : you are a liar . you came here to kill my dad and you shot uncle stuart instead . liza : colby , please , would you stop saying that ? colby : just do n't touch me , ok ? just stop . erica : get away from her now . [ scene_break ] zach : no need to cry , honey . it was n't a real wedding . kendall : there is so much that i feel like i want to say to you . i love you . i feel like i ca n't say it often enough or loud enough . you know me . you knew my heart when i was too scared to look inside . and so i pledge my heart to you . the words , they 're all -- they 're jumbled in my head , but -- my heart makes sense . can you hear it ? i wish that you could hear it -- because it says that i love you . zach : you ok ? kendall : mm - hmm . yeah , yeah , uh -- i was , uh -- i was just -- just thinking about -- about ryan . [ scene_break ] annie : you wanted to see me ? ryan : i have some questions for you , and if you 're not straight with me , then i 'm going to have emma talk to the police . annie : i do n't understand . ryan : emma drew this . that 's you , right ? everybody knows you were at chandler 's the night of the murder , annie . what did emma see ? who were you pointing the gun at -- annie ? annie : ok , i 'll tell you .
at the hospital , jake gives liza her fake medical chart which shows that she is pregnant . jake also shows liza the sonogram of colby to pass off as this baby 's . david grabs krystal by the arm and begins to shake her when scott rushes in and hits david who falls to the couch . scott insists on calling the police . colby finds erica going through liza 's hotel room . erica insists that she is trying to find evidence to clear kendall . erica finally manages to convince colby to help her . colby finds some letters underneath the bed that she puts into her purse without erica noticing . a piece of white paper is lying under the foot of the bed . ryan suggests to zach and kendall that they get married to keep zach from having to testify against kendall . colby reads all the letters from her mother . when colby shows pete the letters , he notices blood on one of them . pete takes the letter to run a test on it to see if the blood is stuart 's . krystal tells jesse that all david could talk about was killing adam . colby and liza have a heart to heart talk about the letters . pete calls colby to let her know that it was indeed blood on the letter . colby calls liza a `` liar . `` zach and kendall are married . opal shows ryan emma 's drawing of a woman holding a gun . when ryan goes to show annie the drawing , she says she will tell him everything .
ryan : i am so happy we decided to walk . i love spending time with you like this . you know that ? hey , you know what i forgot to tell you ? emma : what ? ryan : is that jake and amanda have asked me to be a groomsman in their wedding . emma : are n't they already married ? ryan : yes , they are . but i guess they just kind of want to do it all over again . emma : will you ever get married again , daddy ? ryan : i do n't know . i do n't know . but if i do , it probably wo n't be a for a long time . emma : but what about greenlee ? ryan : greenlee 's married to somebody else now . emma : but do n't you still love her ? ryan : things change . but do n't worry , ok , because she 's always gon na be a part of our life . [ scene_break ] newscaster : those are the morning 's top stories . we 'll take a quick break and be back with sports and weather . david : [ turns off tv ] you really have to stop doing this to yourself . greenlee : how does the most famous woman in the state disappear ? her plane goes up , it has to come down somewhere . david : clearly i 'm not gon na be able to say anything to ease your mind , so maybe i need to do something instead . what do you say we go away for a few days ? we 'll go to a spa , to the wine country -- anything you want . greenlee : running away wo n't help . besides , i promised jake and amanda i 'd be in their wedding . david : yeah , amanda told me . do you really think that 's a good idea , given what 's going on with us ? greenlee : jake is my friend . he was my friend before there was an `` us . `` back before i was part of this whole insanity , when i was -- david : when you were what ? greenlee : when i was proud of who i was , and when i was n't scared that we might 've caused erica 's death . [ scene_break ] caleb : dorothy , wake up . erica : my name is erica , erica kane . caleb : your cut 's infected and you 've got a hell of a fever . erica : hmm . so do something . do something . caleb : do something ? [ erica gasps when caleb drops a wet washcloth on her face ] caleb : there . how 's that ? [ caleb kicks pail ] [ scene_break ] scott : you 're not listening to me . no , it does n't have to be exact -- that 's why it 's called a `` forecast . `` yeah . yeah , ok . just get me the numbers . thank you . remind me to hire a new accountant . marissa : damn it . scott : what 's with you ? marissa : i just want a coffee . is that too much to ask ? scott : i think you need decaf . marissa : do n't tell me what i need . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i just -- scott : [ yawns ] ohh , man . marissa : did you pull another all - nighter ? scott : yeah . no choice . got to keep chandler moving in the right direction . marissa : must feel good . scott : what 's that ? marissa : just being so good at all of this . taking something that 's unpredictable and complicated and finding a way to control it , possess it , force it to do what you want . scott : not so sure that 's a good thing . marissa : i am . i 'm rooting for you , scott . i hope that you succeed in every way . scott : we 're not just talking about business , are we ? [ scene_break ] annie : [ gasps ] ohh ! j.r. : you thief ! are you really that desperate -- swiping the crystal ? annie : adam took off with his new girlfriend , leaving me with nothing . so until the divorce settlement comes through , i am gon na do whatever i have to do . j.r. : put it back . annie : no ! why are you being so petty ? after what i did for you , you would really fight me over a stupid vase ? j.r. : a very expensive vase that does not belong to you . annie : this thing is worth what ? like , 5 grand maybe ? is n't your life worth that much ? j.r. : this has nothing to do with bone marrow , annie . annie : it has everything to do with that because you 're alive ! you could be a little bit grateful . instead , you act like it never happened . j.r. : no , that 's not true . i think about it every day , every time i look at my son . annie : then why do you act like you hate me so much ? j.r. : i hate that you have this hold on me . i hate that i owe you . every time i walk in a room , i -- annie : what kind of hold are we talking about ? j.r. : like i said , you saved my life . annie : we 're not talking about bone marrow anymore , are we ? j.r. : should n't you be making goo - goo eyes at old scott right now ? annie : scott was there for me when i had nothing , so i will be behind him no matter what . unless -- j.r. : unless what , annie ? [ scene_break ] marissa : i know that you have feelings for annie . scott : what , do i want her thrown out on the street ? no . but that does n't mean that i -- marissa : come on , scott , it is so obvious . all of you are so damn obvious . scott : you have every right to be angry . marissa : oh , just not too angry , though , right ? no , because i 'm supposed to be the nice one : goody - goody marissa , the naive idiot who gets walked all over . scott : nobody thinks of you that way . marissa : do n't lie to me , scott . i 'm so damn sick of being lied to , ok ? scott : ok , i have feelings for annie ! god . go ahead , tear my head off . marissa : actually , i think it 's a good thing . she needs someone like you , scott . after all , we all know that annie can be dangerous if she 's not handled properly . scott : wow . i have never seen you like this before . marissa : i 've never had to fight like this before . scott : for your marriage . marissa : for my son . what j.r. did makes me sick . if it were just the two of us , i would probably be long gone by now . but i just -- i ca n't walk out on a.j . that sweet little boy has just been through too much already , and he needs to know that his family is secure and strong . that is never going to happen with annie around . you take care of her , scott , because if you do n't , i will . [ scene_break ] david : can we talk about you accepting this invitation ? greenlee : we agreed i need to act normal , not raise any suspicions about erica . david : you could 've politely declined . that 's what people do when it 's not convenient to attend a function , when they do n't want to go . greenlee : jake 's my friend , and amanda asked me personally . if i turn them down , it would be obvious . besides , maybe i want to go . it could be fun . david : greenlee , please forget about being a bridesmaid and come away with me . i promise you it will be fun . greenlee : i already said yes . if i bail now , they 'll want a reason . what should i tell them ? `` i 'm sorry . i ca n't come because david and i have to search for erica 's possibly dead body . `` david : ok . fine . do what you want . we have our meeting with the hospital board soon . we should be going . greenlee : where are you , erica ? [ scene_break ] erica : you know , your bedside manner is really bad . caleb : i 'll work on it . erica : have n't you ever been around people ? you 've must 've had a life at some point . caleb : this is my life , and i like it . erica : well , some people would pay good money to have erica kane staying with them . caleb : you charge money for men to stay with you ? erica : i did n't say that . caleb : tell me again , what exactly are you famous for ? erica : would you just stop it now ? please , just stop it . i ca n't do this anymore . just do n't talk to me . my leg hurts . please , i just have to get out of here . i ca n't take it anymore . caleb : which part ca n't you take ? erica : the part where i ca n't walk . i ca n't leave this mountain . i ca n't get back to my life . i miss my life . i miss my kids . caleb : hmm . 10 marriages -- whoo . that must mean that you have , what , 30 kids ? erica : i have two beautiful daughters . my daughter bianca is in paris . she lives there . and kendall is in spain . caleb : spain . erica : please , soon as i get out of here , i want to go visit them . i want to go see them in europe . caleb : well , first , you 're gon na have to get off this mountain . [ erica groans ] caleb : where are you going ? erica : i 'm leaving . caleb : last time you did n't make it more than two steps before you hit the dirt . think you 're gon na do better than that now ? erica : uh - huh . just watch me . i 'll be fine . i 'll be fine . i 'll be fine in just a minute . where are you going ? do n't just leave me here . caleb : i got things to do . erica : like what ? jack : i do love watching you sleep . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey ! look who it is . madison : hey , guys . beautiful flowers , emma . wow . emma : they 're for my babysitter . she had a pendix . ryan : yes , yes , she did . we 're on our way to the hospital right now . madison : well , i 'm sure seeing you will make her feel much better . emma : thank you for my makeup set . ryan : yeah , your gift was a big hit . madison : oh , good . but you know what i really wanted to get you ? i wanted to get you a chocolate fudge sundae bigger than you are . huge ! ryan : we 're kind of hoping that anya 's `` pendix `` gets better real soon , right ? emma : maybe madison can be my babysitter . ryan : madison is juggling a couple of jobs right now . she 's a little busy , i think . emma : but she does n't work at night . madison : well , not every night . ryan : yeah , that 's true , but i 'm sure the nights that she has off she , you know , likes to relax a little bit , see friends . madison : i could be up for some babysitting . ryan : madison . madison : what ? i 'd love to . you would n't wear me out , would you ? ryan : hey -- great . yeah , hey , ems , why do n't you go see if you can find some flowers to add to the bouquet ? all right ? are you sure ? madison : yes , yes , of course . she 's great . you and i both know i could use the money . hmm . hey , good luck at the hospital . ryan : ok . i 'll see you later , all right ? madison : mm - hmm . ryan : ok . hey . you ca n't get up , can you ? madison : totally twisted my knee . ryan : are you serious ? were you ever gon na say anything to me ? madison : i hate being the damsel in distress . ryan : really ? well , if you ca n't even get up , you 're coming to the hospital with us . come on . no , i 'm serious . come on . take it easy . i know how bad that can be . madison : ok . ow . ryan : hey , ems ? we got one more coming to the hospital . come on . take it easy . madison : thank you . ryan : do n't put a lot of weight on it , ok ? there you go . look at you , ems . that 's impressive . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so you 're saying that scott was n't your first choice ? annie : no , that 's not what i said . j.r. : you said that you would stand behind scott unless -- unless my father takes you back ? annie : i do n't want adam back . j.r. : then what do you want , annie ? annie : i do n't know , j.r. what do you want ? j.r. : i want my marriage . i want my wife . annie : are you sure about that ? she 's not . j.r. : put the vase back . annie : that 's it ? that 's just your answer to all of this ? j.r. : you do n't belong here . that vase is n't yours . nothing in this house is yours , and it never will be . no , give me -- annie : fine . well , then at least i know where we stand . j.r. : put the damn vase back ! annie : no ! scott : what the hell 's going on ? j.r. : i just caught annie stealing . annie : oh , please . j.r. : then why else would be climbing the walls , swiping the crystal ? scott : because i told her to . i told annie that she could have anything around here to decorate her room . annie : come on , scott . let 's go find a place for this . j.r. : i 'm doing everything to get rid of annie . marissa : yeah , i 'm sure you are . but are you doing it for the right reasons ? j.r. : what is that supposed to mean ? marissa : do you want annie gone because you know that what you did was wrong , or because you 're worried that you 'll just do it all again ? [ scene_break ] scott : no , actually , give me that . give me that . annie : what are you doing ? scott : it 's a gorgeous day outside . let 's hold off on decorating and go have a picnic in the park . what do you say ? annie : well , do n't you have to work ? scott : eh , everybody needs a break . i 'll take the morning off . how about it ? annie : i 'll go get changed . well , actually , i do n't think i 'll need a bathing suit . from what i remember , you prefer skinny - dipping . [ scene_break ] j.r. : tempted by annie ? hell , no . every time i see her , i want to -- marissa : what ? you want to what ? j.r. : i want to throw her out the window . you 're the one , marissa . you 're the only one . look , i hurt you , and that kills me . and somehow you found it in your heart to give me another chance , and that means everything . i want annie gone so we can be a family again . marissa : that 's what you want ? a family ? not what annie offers ? j.r. : she offers nothing that i care about . marissa : but there 's still something going on between the two of you . i can feel it , ok ? j.r. : what you feel is hate . i ca n't stand annie . marissa : it does n't matter . it does n't matter . she still got to you . she lured you in and trapped you , just like she did to your father . j.r. : i am nothing like my father . with you by my side , how could i be ? marissa : i have to get to the library . [ scene_break ] frankie : all right , what happened ? ryan : busted up knee . madison : i 'm fine . ryan : she 's not fine . she can barely walk , seriously . frankie : ok , let 's take a look . madison : no , i just need to keep on icing it and rest it . frankie : well , let me at least make sure you did n't do anything damaging . all right ? ryan : thank you . madison : agh . frankie : oh . all right , i 'll order an x - ray . ryan : excellent . you see ? madison : ok . well , you guys should go . you should go see the babysitter . ryan : we will . we will . but first , we 're gon na hang out here for a little while . [ scene_break ] david : and this details the steps we can take to immediately make those changes happen . what 's madison doing here ? greenlee : i do n't know . i should go see how she 's doing . madison : greenlee . ryan : hey . greenlee : hey . is everything ok ? madison : just a twisted knee and an overprotective ryan . greenlee : i know how he can be . madison : this will not keep me from work , though . i promise . any word on erica ? greenlee : nothing . but we should hear from her soon . hi , emma . how 's it going ? emma : madison 's gon na be my new babysitter . greenlee : that 's great . [ scene_break ] erica : jack . what are you doing -- jack : shh . shh , shh , shh . it 's all right . i found you , erica . and now i know the truth . you see , greenlee confessed . she told me that she set you up on that embezzlement charge . but do n't you worry about her . she 's gon na be punished , permanently exiled . i 'm sending her away with the traveling circus . she 'll spend the rest of her life cleaning the elephant cages with a toothbrush . but you , you 're coming home with me . shh ! [ greenlee grunts as she 's bound and tied to a chair ] erica : oh , jack . thank god . greenlee 's voice : `` oh , jack . thank god . `` erica : greenlee ! greenlee : that 's right . game over . i won . i beat you and your little cosmetics line , too . erica : no way . i wo n't lose . i 'm not giving up . i 'm coming home . i 'm coming home . ohh . oh , jack . everything was just so awful without you . jack : i know . but we 're together now . i 'm never going to let you go . erica : you mean that ? jack : yeah , of course , i do . i 've got such a great day planned for us : a couple spa treatments , dinner at a four - star restaurant . erica : oh , jack . oh , that sounds incredible . jack : all you have to do is open your eyes . erica ? erica , open your eyes . erica , open your eyes . jack 's voice : erica , open your eyes . erica : aah ! aah ! [ scene_break ] scott : this is great . annie : this looks good . scott : this is it ? annie : yeah . scott : yeah . perfect . annie : ohh , beautiful . scott : give me that . annie : here you go . scott : you know , i remember back in college , first nice day of spring , everybody would be out on the grass like this , you know , studying outside . well , i got a `` c `` in film theory , but my ultimate frisbee team took the intramural title . annie : what 's ultimate frisbee , again ? scott : ultimate frisbee is like soccer , basketball , and football all rolled into one . it 's -- so there 's 2 teams of 7 players , and you -- annie : hmm ? sorry . 2 teams of 7 -- you were saying ? scott : yeah , 2 teams of 7 players , and they play on a pitch . it 's a big rectangular field with 2 end zones . annie : do me . come on , scott . i do n't want to get burned . scott : yeah . ahem . annie : and really get in there . i do n't want to get streaks . scott : you got it . annie : do n't be shy . i want it everywhere . ohh . it 's so nice out . i 'm so glad we left the mansion and left j.r . scott : yeah , you two really got into it before . annie : i do n't want to talk about him . he makes me crazy . scott : i know . annie : look at me , scott . i made a mistake , a huge mistake , with j.r. a mistake that i have made with many other men that were horrible and cruel and mean and that -- that used me and then just tossed me aside like a piece of garbage . i have learned my lesson . i know what i want now , and it 's not j.r . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. sits at his laptop but his thoughts wander to kissing annie ] [ scene_break ] marissa : hi . david : marissa . hi . marissa : i 'm ready to have that talk now about how to deal with annie . david : i was beginning to think that you changed your mind . marissa : no , i have to fight for a.j . he 's already lost one mother . i will not let him lose me . david : babe is smiling down on you right now , so proud to have you as a sister . and i could n't be more proud to have you as a daughter . marissa : ok , look , i did n't come here to bond , david . we all know that you 're a pretty lousy father . but when it comes to getting what you want , you 're the best . david : hmm . not exactly father 's day card material , but i guess i 'll take what i can get . marissa : when you want something , you do n't let anything get in your way . right now , annie is in my way . she 's destroying my family , ok ? i want her gone . tell me how to make it happen . david : annie 's not the easiest competition . you do know that , right ? marissa : yeah . she 's a murdering , gold - digging , psychotic slut . yes , david , i do know that . david : she 's also devious and smart and driven . now , do n't ever forget that , and do n't ever let your guard down . just when you think that she 's beat , that 's when she roars back for more . marissa : so how do i fight someone like that ? david : you fight her dirty , just like her . marissa : david , look , i want to bring annie down , but i will not stoop to her level . david : ok , fine . then you 'll lose . marissa : what , so if i do n't get nasty , then i have no shot ? david : you came to me for a reason , right ? not krystal , not tad . marissa : ok , i 'm willing to fight . david : good . then all the rules go out the window . otherwise , there 's no point . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i thought emma already had a babysitter . ryan : oh , she does . she 's just out of commission for a little while , so emma asked madison if she wanted the gig . madison : anyway , it 's just temporary . greenlee : kids can get attached to their babysitters . madison : well , i guess we 'll just see how it goes , huh ? greenlee : you ready for that ? babysitting , i mean . i mean , you have two jobs , and now you have a bum knee . madison : oh . well , obviously , my job at fusion comes first . i would n't head over to ryan 's until all my work for you is done . greenlee : so you 'd be there at night ? madison : well , yeah . i mean , only when ryan was out . greenlee : but you 're gon na be ok ? madison : for sure -- if i can just convince ryan of that . ryan : heh . greenlee : well , uh , i should get going . madison : see you at the office . greenlee : yeah , whenever you 're ready . ryan : are you still coming to jake and amanda 's wedding ? greenlee : yeah . yeah . i 'll see you there . ryan : sounds good . [ scene_break ] [ erica frets ] caleb : what the hell happened ? erica : oh , this fuzzy wuzzy friend of yours ! caleb : who ? this ? this is angela . this is my sweetheart angela . [ erica whimpers ] caleb : oh , she scared you . i thought she was gon na keep you warm . erica : ohh . caleb : i 'm sorry i did n't have a mink or a sable for you . erica : i hardly ever wear real fur anymore . caleb : oh . well , angela 's very happy to hear that . are n't you , baby ? erica : i 'm freezing . caleb : so who were you talking to ? your lawyer boy ? erica : jackson . caleb : hmm . erica : i thought he was here . caleb : oh . well , try to hallucinate more quietly , would you ? angela 's gon na look after you there . ok ? grr ! [ scene_break ] marissa : so where do i start ? david : with j.r. 's guilt . it 's eating him alive , as it should be , so use it . marissa : how ? david : just tell him everything annie 's doing to hurt you , how she refuses to stop attacking you . marissa : no , but that 's the thing -- annie 's not even attacking me , not outright . anyway , she 's subtle , so there are n't even any big moves that i can point to . david : then lie . marissa : what ? just like that ? david : just like that . and make it a good one , so you do n't get caught . marissa : i ca n't just -- i do n't -- god , i do n't know if i can do that . david : all right , do you honestly think that annie , the woman who slept with your husband , would hesitate for a second to lie about you ? marissa : no . but i 'm better than annie . david : let your father tell you his take on love . we 're born alone , we die alone , we live most of our lives alone . marissa : that 's uplifting . david : well , it happens to be the truth . the sooner we accept that the better chance we have at finding happiness . marissa : the way you put it , happiness does n't even seem to be part of the equation . david : just because we 're alone does n't mean we have to be lonely . that is the trick . and when you find someone who makes you feel like you really matter , someone who makes you feel like you 're more than just another speck of sand on that vast desert of humanity , you go after that person with all you have . you fight for that person with all you have . now , do i want you in the chandler mansion ? no . is that where your son is ? is that where he needs to be ? yes . so that 's where you belong . marissa : ok , i need , just , time to think about this . ok ? david : ok . do n't take too much time . marissa : ok . david : and , marissa ? no matter what , i 'm here for you . hi . um , you all right ? greenlee : yeah . just checking on my employee . she asked about erica . david : and you did n't say anything because you do n't know anything . greenlee , it 's gon na get easier . greenlee : yeah . you keep saying that . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm ready to go . ryan : ok . i 'll drive you home . madison : oh , no . that 's ok . i 'll just call a cab . ryan : no , you wo n't . i will drive you . absolutely . madison : no . i 'd really rather take a cab , please . ryan : why ? why do n't you want me to take you home ? madison : because i do n't have one . [ scene_break ] [ scott laughs ] annie : ooh . ahh . well , i owe you a huge thanks . scott : what 'd i do ? annie : you got me out of here . you reminded me how easy it is to be happy . i just need some sun in my face and some water on my body and a picnic lunch and you to share it with . simple things . real simple things -- that 's what i want in my life . scott : yeah , i had a good time with you , too . annie : well , great . well , then we should do it again sometime . scott : yeah . uh , i should get this basket back to polly . annie : ok . scott : yeah . annie : damn you , j.r . j.r. : what 's your problem ? i said what 's your problem ? annie : you are . j.r. : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? annie : get off me ! j.r. : just answer the damn question . annie : get off me or i will scream . j.r. : well , why do n't you go right ahead ? annie : you know , i really have a chance at being happy with scott , a man who treats me with kindness and respect . and then you walk in here , and it 's like you look at me like you know something or see something . you have ruined me , j.r. now i ca n't even look at another man without thinking of you . j.r. : i do n't care what you feel when you look at me . i just -- i do n't care . annie : yeah ? i do n't believe that . j.r. : well , then i 'll have to show you . annie : how ? what , are you gon na ignore me ? you gon na treat me like garbage ? j.r. : no , this thing between us -- annie : ah . so you admit there 's a thing ? j.r. : it will go away . annie : how ? j.r. : i 'll make it go away . because i have more important things to work on , like trying to get my company back and my marriage . you mean nothing to me . annie : really ? i mean nothing to you ? prove it . [ kiss ] j.r. : see ? nothing . scott : hi . annie : hi . ohh . scott : i thought you might like these . annie : oh , they 're beautiful . thank you , scott . scott : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . how was the library ? marissa : fine . j.r. : ok . listen , i 'm gon na take a shower . you want to join me ? marissa : i ca n't . j.r. , i 'm sorry . i 'm just not ready . [ scene_break ] caleb : hey , i caught some fish . i 'll fry them up . erica : caleb ? caleb : what ? erica : in the morning , you 'll take me down the mountain ? caleb : i 'll do my best . erica : i really want to get home . caleb : well , trust me , i want that as much as you do . [ puts his cell phone in his pocket ] erica : jack . [ scene_break ] doc : jackson montgomery ? jack : ah . doc waller , i presume ? doc : ha ha ! welcome to pigeon hollow . jack : thanks for meeting me . i appreciate it . doc : now , is there any place in particular you want to see first ? jack : actually , doc , what i 'd like to see is erica kane . i 've come here to take her home . [ scene_break ] ryan : so you 've been crashing this entire time at the fusion hospitality suite ? madison : just for now . ryan : ok , i 'm giving you a room at the casino to stay in . madison : no , ryan , i do n't want any charity . ryan : just until you get on your feet , ok ? i mean , if it makes you feel better , i 'll give you a room with a view of the dumpster . [ scene_break ] david : you really need to take it easy , not adding to your anxiety by committing to ridiculous things like faux weddings . greenlee : you 're on my case because i saw ryan . david : no , this has nothing to do with ryan or me . it has everything to do with your state of mind , your safety . greenlee : because weddings are so dangerous . david : no . but clinging to the past certainly can be . you and jake are n't even close anymore , and you barely know amanda , and yet you insist on going to this wedding . why ? greenlee : i told you . i made a promise . david : you do realize what happens at weddings , do n't you ? people get sentimental . they start drinking . they start talking . greenlee : ahem . david : now , normally , that would n't be a problem , but we 're dealing with a potentially disastrous unknown with erica . we have no idea what 's gon na happen next , which is why we both have to be extremely careful . greenlee : i 'm always careful . david : the fact that you even accepted this invitation tells me that you do n't fully understand how risky this secret is . like it or not , it separates you from everyone else . now , you go to this love fest , you surround yourself with reminders of what used to be , heaven knows what could happen . you let something slip , it could be deadly for us both . greenlee : oh , you do n't think i 'm strong enough to keep my mouth shut ? david : i have no doubts about your strength , greenlee . i just do n't understand why you 're taking such a huge chance on something this silly . greenlee : because i 'm not gon na be paralyzed by fear , and i wo n't hide from anything or anyone . and if that 's how you want me to live my life , maybe you should 've just left me in that river .
as ryan and emma walk in the park , he tells her that he is going to be a groomsman at jake and amanda 's wedding . at wildwind , greenlee watches the news to see if erica has been found . david comes in and turns off the tv . david suggests to greenlee that they go away for a while , but she reminds him that she has a wedding to go to . david tries to get her not to go to wedding . at the cabin , caleb tries to calm down erica 's fever . after working all night , scott is frustrated with a phone call to his accountant when marissa enters in a bad mood . marissa confronts scott over his feelings for annie . scott confesses that he does have feelings for her . j.r. thinks annie is stealing a vase as they argue over their feelings for each other . scott and marissa walk in . scott defends annie by saying she 's just decorating her room . scott suggests to annie that they have a picnic in the park . erica tells caleb about bianca and kendall and her desire to go see them in europe . erica gets up off the sofa to leave , but has to lie back down . in her dreams , jack appears to erica . ryan and emma see madison , on the ground in the park . madison agrees to do some babysitting for emma . ryan finds out that madison has twisted her knee and take her to the hospital where frankie orders an x - ray . marissa asks j.r. if he wants to get rid of annie for the right reasons . j.r. denies marissa 's accusations .
jane : what part of do not show your face in pine valley do you not understand ? you do n't just up and leave erica kane alone . ben : she 's secure -- for now . jane : for now ? and what is that supposed to mean ? ben : it means i got a bad feeling she 's gon na find out what really happened . [ scene_break ] jack : thank god it 's you . i thought it was another delivery man . come in . as you can see , erica has been celebrating her freedom by taking her credit cards out for a spin . caleb : uh - huh . well , that would explain it . jack : explain what ? caleb : why she did n't show up at the office . i 've been waiting for her all morning . jack : really ? she called me about an hour ago . i thought she said she was at work . caleb : well , she was n't working with me . [ scene_break ] jane : you have one job and one job only . now , do it , or things will start coming out . got it ? [ scene_break ] jake : i do n't think there 's any kind of problem with us working together , because when we 're at the hospital , we make it all about the patients and that 's -- cara : it 's just day in and day out , rounds , coffee talk , you and me spending all of that time together . do you really think it could work ? [ scene_break ] jesse : why am i here , tad ? tad : griffin . jesse : i should have known . tad : yeah . you should 've , and i 've already put the screws to liza , but i ca n't help thinking there 's more that you and i can do to get these charges dropped . jesse : well , not all of them . yeah , the guy 's innocent of murder , but theft -- tad : oh , come on , jesse . think about who we 're talking about . the guy took them for people halfway around the world who could n't afford them . and his plan from day one was to pay people back . jesse : look at you . are n't you the defender of the castillos ? what 's up with that ? always sticking your neck out for one of them . cara must be really important to you , huh ? tad : she 's my wife . would you stop it ? knock it off . you think -- why do n't you just say it ? you think i 'm in love with her . [ scene_break ] kendall : i should go . griffin : do n't . this time with you -- helping you nail ricky has made me realize something . you amaze me . the way that you went after ricky , you refused to back down . you got a trained hitman to confess it all to you . it just -- blows me away . and that 's it . i just -- i wanted you to know . kendall : thank you . griffin : you 're welcome . i got something else for you . and no , before you ask , this is not a gift . kendall : oh . yeah , you could say that again . griffin : you think you could return this to ryan for me ? kendall : yeah . actually , it 's tad 's . he lent it to ryan from his bag of p.i . tricks . yes , i will make sure he gets it . it 's gon na be kind of weird not having your voice in my ear all the time , you know , not hearing your mike voice . griffin : my what voice ? kendall : you know , your voice , the way your voice sounds over the wire . griffin : yeah ? and how 's that ? kendall : good , when you 're not yelling . griffin : ok , if , and only if , i yelled , it was to keep you safe . kendall : i know . you 're giving me all the credit , but truth is , i would n't be here if it was n't for you . [ knock on door ] chavo : jose said you wanted to see me ? griffin : yeah , let me take a look at that arm . oh , that healed nicely . kendall : yeah , if you do say so yourself . griffin : listen , i 'm gon na be really busy , so you tell your friends , you tell your family to come check out the free clinic in town , ok ? they 'll take care of you . you got it ? chavo : but not the way you did . kendall : he 's right , you know . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't know what to tell you . seems to me like cara came along at a very , very important time in my life . i needed something , jesse . i needed something . damon had left . liza -- we both know how that disaster worked out . and then -- boom ! what am i supposed to think ? all of a sudden , here 's cara . just kind of appears . ever since then , i feel like i 've had my feet back on terra firma again . she 's nothing if not entertaining . jesse : well , the woman is high - energy . got ta give her that . tad : all she needs is a pair of bunny ears and a little drum . it 's kind of hard to be down on somebody like that . jesse : so you 're happy , huh ? that mean you want more ? tad : what we have works . i just want to make sure i do n't do anything that stops it from working . as far as i 'm concerned , my marriage is real . i mean , in a way . why should n't it be ? we 're two people that care about each other . jesse : in three years , she does n't have to be married to you anymore . where does that leave you ? tad : i 'll cross that bridge when i get to it . i do n't know , but i do n't care . right now , i 'm happy in the present . and the present tells me that what cara and i have is pretty damn good . [ scene_break ] jake : see , i think that we worked very well to -- together at the hospital before you were forced to -- cara : yeah , that was -- and that was -- yeah . jake : that was before we decided not to go there . i 'm aware of that . cara : i 'm just saying that reality is what we did . jake : almost did . cara : it changes things , you know ? jake : yeah . cara : we talked about this . it would kill amanda if she found out . i know what i have with tad is completely different , but i 've got ta tell you i 'm feeling guilty as hell . jake : when we did what we did n't do -- cara : right . jake : when we did it , the circumstances were -- cara : were unique . i know , but it 's not an excuse . jake : no . i 'm not saying it 's an excuse . do n't get me wrong . cara : you know , the truth is , i did this . this is my fault . i said this -- do n't you say -- just listen to me . i 'm the one that came to pine valley . i knew you were married . i knew you had a family , but it did n't matter , jake , 'cause i needed to see you . jake : ok . i love my wife . cara : i know you love your wife . jake : i 'm gon na do whatever i have to do to protect that and -- look , we can be friends , you know ? cara : that 's great . jake : we could work together and be friends , and we can be colleagues . cara : yeah , i just -- i need a little time to think about the job . jake : take all the time that you -- cara : thank you . i need to get back to my work , ok ? jake : yeah , me , too . cara : it 's all good . excuse me . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . jane : caleb . what are you doing here ? caleb : looking for you . you never showed up at the office . jack : which is where i thought you told me you were . jane : i 'm sorry . i have n't been honest with either of you . after my rescue , i really thought that it would be just business as usual after a few days , but i was wrong . a few days has n't been enough . jack : honey , all you had to do was let somebody know . jane : i did n't want everyone to worry . i am not the only one who survived the ordeal . caleb : if you 're not ready , you should have said something . jane : no , i did n't want to say it . i did n't want to admit it even to myself , because erica kane is always ready . but now i 'm free , because kendall and bianca are both safe , so that puts me in a mood to celebrate . jack : by shopping , apparently . jane : well , yes . presents for everyone -- even you , caleb . i just want to enjoy my life . i want to enjoy my money . yes , i do . i 've earned it , have n't i ? jack : yes , you have . jane : i am not in some post - traumatic crazy place , ok ? jack : ok . jane : this is just me being happy . caleb : and this is just me needing my partner . baskin / rich deal . remember ? jane : yes , of course , what about it ? caleb : they tore up the contracts , the ones we discussed . i need you to sign off on it . jane : let me have a look . caleb : well ? jane : i 'm just gon na sign . caleb : that 's it ? no questions ? no opinions ? jane : nope . you did a fantastic job . there ! that was easy . caleb : if you 're done shopping for the day , there are a ton of other things we need to go over . jack : caleb , whoa . erica just said she needs more time . caleb : jack , there are other things that need both of us to address , unless you want to turn everything over to me . jack : ha ha ! good luck with that . jane : are you hungry , 'cause i 'm famished . why do n't you go to confusion and get us a table ? and then we 'll work over a late lunch . jack : are you sure ? jane : positive . i 'll meet you there . jack : i 'll show you out . jane : i 'm so sorry i did n't return your call , jack . i was on the go from the moment i woke up this morning . i never even checked my messages till i got to the building . jack : it 's fine . tell me , though , have you heard any more from hayward about that letter he wanted you to sign ? erica , do n't tell me that you 're planning to help this man . jane : jack , does n't everyone deserve a second chance ? jack : no ! not hayward ! are you kidding me ? what is wrong with -- erica , you know better than anybody else the damage that man has caused , what he has done to your family , to our family . jane : i know how to handle david hayward . just trust me . jack : boy , that is not what i wanted to hear . honey , i have an appointment . do you need a ride ? jane : no , no , i 'm fine . jack : see you later . [ cell phone rings ] [ scene_break ] jesse : jake . jake . jake : hey ! jesse : can i talk to you in here privately for a sec ? jake : sure . what is this ? police business or what ? jesse : yes and no . yes and no . jake : ok , hit me . jesse : the pending drug charges against griffin castillo . i 'm gon na need all pertinent records , schedules , inventory . jake : sure , whatever you need . no problem . what 's the non - police part ? jesse : cara . jake : what about her ? jesse : i think your brother 's fallen for her pretty hard . jake : ok , and -- jesse : and i need you to tell me that that 's a good thing , that my friend , your brother , is not gon na get stomped . [ scene_break ] kendall : i guess you will not be needing this anymore . tad : you do n't need it anymore , that 's for sure . kendall : i do n't . tad : this stuff 's expensive . thank god for that . how you doing ? kendall : uh -- good , good , i think . everything kind of happened so fast . tad : from what i heard . you still tryin ' to take it all in ? kendall : yeah . yeah . any luck getting the charges against griffin dropped ? tad : i 'm still working on it . kendall : it 's gon na be so weird having him just gone . he 's done so much good for everyone around here -- the hospital , the miranda center . tad : for you . kendall : for me . tad : what is it about those castillo people ? they 've definitely got a way of getting under your skin . kendall : i do n't think we 're talking about griffin anymore , are we ? tad : no , we 're not . i know you know -- about me and cara . kendall : i care about everyone involved , so -- tad : thank you -- for your discretion . kendall : of course . of course . thank you . was it hard ? tad : was what hard ? kendall : getting married again after dixie . tad : that 's a damn good question . i do n't know . i do n't think so , but then again , the marriage between me and krystal was pretty much the same thing -- a marriage of convenience for jenny 's sake . not that there were n't some real feelings there . kendall : no , i know there were . but was it the same way with cara ? tad : it started out that way . kendall : and now ? tad : it 's a little more complicated . kendall : it scares me , the thought of ever feeling for someone the way i felt for zach . tad : you mean like you 're betraying him ? kendall : yeah , yeah , like i 'd be betraying us . tad : kendall , you suffered the worst kind of loss there is . it 's almost impossible to fight your way back from that . some people ca n't make it . and from where i 'm sitting , you 're doing a hell of a job . kendall : really ? tad : yeah . you 're a beautiful woman , inside and out . and you sure as hell deserve to be happy . do n't let anybody ever tell you different . [ scene_break ] [ dixie dreams ] jamie 's voice : hey , where 's my mom ? tad 's voice : would n't believe me if i told you . j.r. 's voice : is she ok ? dixie 's voice : i 'm fine , sweetie ! j.r. 's voice : mom ? jamie 's voice : dixie ? j.r. 's voice : what 's going on ? dixie 's voice : the door is stuck . i 'm waiting for the wood to shrink back down , so i can get out . j.r. 's voice : do n't worry . we 'll get you out . tad 's voice : do n't bother . i 've already tried . dixie 's voice : ah ! jamie 's voice : they really are clueless . dixie 's voice : my heroes ! oh , my stinky heroes ! yikes ! tad 's voice : obviously , the wood has shrunk back down . jamie 's voice : sure , dad . j.r. 's voice : yeah , right . tad 's voice : come here . we 'll see about that , smart guy . [ boys giggling ] dixie 's voice : oh , i got you . no ! it 's capsizing ! [ scene_break ] cara : what ? griffin : so we 're gon na play that game . cara : oh . kendall went and spoke to you . griffin : really ? sending her over to convince me to stay ? griffin : when are you gon na let this go ? cara : i love you , ok ? i 'm selfish , i guess . i want you to stay here . i want you to be happy . and i get that you could be happy in the field , but there are other ways . do n't shut yourself off , because you 're scared . griffin : whoa . who said anything about being scared ? cara : is it a coincidence that as soon as you and kendall get close , you start packing your bags ? denying how you feel , that can cause some serious damage , griff , trust me . i know . griffin : hey , kendall is not jake . cara : and you 're not me . you spent your whole life taking care of other people . it 's time you take care of yourself . [ scene_break ] jake : jesse , let 's do a little recap on how we got to where we are today . nobody put a gun to tad 's head . he chose to marry cara all on his own . jesse : which , by the way , i know was for immigration 's benefit . jake : right . jesse : the problem is , i do n't think this fake marriage is fake anymore , at least not for tad . jake : really ? who said that ? tad said that ? jesse : no , we kinda sorta danced around the issue , but i can tell the guy 's got feelings . i do n't know your ex that well , but i do know she was very important to you once upon a time . jake : that is in the past . cara and i are done . [ scene_break ] cara : you are n't me , griff . but you know who you 're really not at all like ? dad . griffin : cara . cara : he was a waste . he was a bad husband . he was a bad father . he could n't commit to anyone . history is not gon na repeat itself . you are nothing like that . griffin : ok . cara : you are not selfish like him , and you 're not cruel like him . yeah , sometimes you 're a little cruel to yourself , but this is the time to change . let yourself love , 'cause i have a feeling you will be damn good at it . [ scene_break ] kendall : i like griffin . tad : ok . kendall : yes , a lot , but it was n't always that way . i do n't know . something happened , and all of a sudden , i found myself depending on him not just as my doctor , but as my friend . and then when i got it in my head that zach was murdered , griffin could have run for the hills , but he did n't . he stuck by me . he believed in me even when i did n't believe in me . tad : i do n't know what it is about the castillos , man . they both have that in common . kendall : yeah . tad : they just love a good fight . they sense some kind of injustice , and they 're -- boom ! up and at them . kendall : yeah , well , i 'm not surprised , given their background . cara had cancer . their father left . they 've been fighting for their own lives from day one . makes sense they 'd fight for other people 's , too . i think it 's impressive . tad : yeah , i just keep hoping that they do their fighting here . kendall : yeah . do n't you feel that way about cara ? tad : well , she claims to like pine valley . she wants to settle down here , but i got ta be honest . i keep thinking maybe she wants a little more . maybe she deserves a little more . not that she can go out there and look for it right now , not with immigration breathing down our necks . kendall : but if she could , what would you do ? tad : everything i could to get her to stay . [ scene_break ] jane : shall we order ? caleb : i think we should just get down to work . jane : i never got a chance to give you your present . caleb : what 's this ? jane : open it . go ahead . hope you like it . caleb : ah . jane : it 's for meetings , for business . oh , i think it 's gon na look just great on you . caleb : dorothy , are you flirting with me ? jane : no . caleb : 'cause you are with jack . you ca n't have it both ways . jane : i do n't want it both ways . caleb : what 's with this ? jane : as i told you , i 'm happy . i feel exhilarated . i feel free . is there something wrong with wanting to share that with all the people around me ? caleb : no , as long as we know where we stand . jane : we do . caleb : good , 'cause we have a press conference coming up . jane : a press conference ? well , what will i wear ? caleb : excuse me ? jane : you said press conference . i assume there 'll be a lot of cameras . i mean , i really have to look my best . caleb : yeah . jane : where are you going ? caleb : i 'm going to the office . feel free to join me when you 're feeling a little less -- exhilarated . jane : ahh ! david : that must be some serious soda water . [ scene_break ] jesse : i 'm not accusing you of anything , all right ? jake : jesse , i love my brother , and i love my wife . i have zero intention of hurting either one of them , ok ? when i tell you , yes , my history with cara is complicated , but that 's what it is . it 's history and it 's done . ok ? [ scene_break ] griffin : the timing is n't right for either of us . cara : ok . so you think that she is incapable of loving again , right ? griffin : maybe . i do n't know . cara : hmm . ok . well , i actually thought that i could never love again once i lost jake , that i could never open up my heart again , but you know what , i was wrong . [ scene_break ] kendall : how ? how am i ever gon na move on when he is right here all the time , and i do not want to let him go ? tad : i 'm confused . who says you have to ? kendall : is n't it the whole point ? everyone is constantly telling me to move forward . tad : yeah . they say the same thing to me , but they do n't tell you to forget the past . you ca n't . dixie 's one of the better parts of my soul . i ca n't leave that behind . she 's every bit as much a part of me as zach is a part of you . kendall : but i just ca n't imagine ever loving someone as much as zach . tad : maybe it 's not supposed to be as much . i mean , i see the same thing all the time , but i think maybe it 's because i 'm so afraid that -- somebody could n't love me the same way . maybe -- maybe it 's just supposed to be love somebody not the same , you know ? you know , what woody allen says -- `` we need the eggs . `` and i know that dixie wants that for me . i 'm sure zach would want that for you . i mean , would n't you want it for him ? kendall : no . tad : what ? kendall : actually , yes -- tad : you just stamp him on forehead , `` mine , mine . `` kendall : of course , yes . no , of course , i would . yes , i would . she ca n't be prettier than me , though . tad : it 's impossible . kendall : thank you . tad : for what ? kendall : not for that fake compliment , but -- tad : fake compliment ? ha ha ! kendall : but thank you just for -- it 's just nice to have a friend who can actually relate . tad : darling , if you ever get down in the dumps , you call me anytime day or night . we can relate till the cows come home . kendall : ok . tad : good . [ scene_break ] boy 's voice : no ! dad ! dad ! tad 's voice : dixie ! do n't move ! stay right there ! i 'm coming ! dixie 's voice : aah ! [ scene_break ] jane : excuse me . david : no , excuse me . i 'm a bit parched . wow . fallen off the wagon with a vengeance , i see . jane : what do you want , david ? david : i stopped by your place earlier with my letter . you remember the one that you promised you would sign ? jane : jack told me . david : yeah , i 'm sure he did . did he also tell you that he said there was no way in hell that you would help me ? jane : do n't act so surprised . david : i 'm not nearly as surprised as your family 's gon na be once they find out that you 're back on the sauce or that kendall is the one who really shot me in the back . do you really believe kendall could handle an attempted murder trial on top of everything else right now ? jane : you can threaten me all you want . i refuse to sign that letter . oh , i 'm sorry . there must be some mistake . i did n't order anything . david : no , it 's not a mistake . i ordered for you . thought you could use something in your stomach . thank you . you remember that , right ? it 's one of your favorites when we were together . i just hope this place does it justice . go ahead . dig in . jane : look , i can not in good conscience just step up for you . i 'm sorry . david : you think you 're sorry now , erica ? jane : what are you talking about ? who are you calling ? [ cell phone rings ] jack : jackson montgomery . david : jackson , it 's david . i have some information for you . it 's about your fiancée . jack : hayward , why would you believe for even a second that i would discuss erica with you ? david : oh , believe me , you 're gon na want to hear this . [ scene_break ] jake : hey ! hey , what a surprise ! amanda : oh , it 's more like a kidnapping . jake : is that right ? amanda : you 're coming with me , martin . jake : i wish that i could , but i ca n't . i am swamped , and when i say swamped , i do n't mean just regular , run - of - the - mill swamped . i 'm talking about walk- out - of - the - swamp- and - eat - your - face - off swamped . amanda : then it is a good thing that you have me , because i have already talked to your assistant who has rescheduled all of your appointments today . jake : is that right ? amanda : so you are officially mine . jake : i am ? but i ca n't . what about all my paper -- [ scene_break ] griffin : wait a minute . are you saying that you have real feelings for tad ? cara : yes . i mean , he 's been nothing but wonderful to me . he 's loving . he 's generous . he 's funny . griffin : that 's good . cara : yeah ? griffin : that 's good , cara . go with that . he 's a great guy . tad is a -- he 's solid . cara : you do n't think i know what you 're doing right now ? griffin : what am i doing ? cara : what are you doing ? you 're turning the tables . you 're trying to get me to shut up about kendall . griffin : it would be nice . i 'm not gon na lie . cara : yeah , well , you 're lying to yourself . listen to your heart , please . [ cell phone rings ] griffin : ah , speak of the devil . cara : oh ! griffin : hey . kendall : hi . are you busy ? i really need to see you . griffin : right now ? kendall : yes . it 's important , griff . please . [ scene_break ] david : was that really necessary ? jane : i believe it was . david : you realize you only bought yourself a momentary reprieve , right ? you need to work with me , erica , or you are gon na be sorry . what 's wrong ? jane : my throat is really -- i 'm having trouble swallowing . david : what are you talking about ? is this another clever way of yours to distract me ? i 'm not giving this up , erica . jane : was there fennel in there ? david : fennel oil , yeah , the way you 've always had it prepared . jane : i 'm allergic . david : since when ? [ scene_break ] jake : wow . what 's all this ? amanda : i wanted us to celebrate our anniversary in style . jake : it 's beautiful . our anniversary ? but we did n't get married today . amanda : i 'm talking about the first time you proposed to me . you remember ? jake : yeah , of course , i remember , yeah . it was n't that romantic , but -- amanda : it was romantic to me . so , go ! jake : want me to go ? oh , not leave . you want me to recite what i -- amanda : mm - hmm . jake : really ? it was n't -- it would be brief , if you -- all right , all right . let me get myself prepared . ok , i got it . marry me , amanda . that 's -- amanda : hey . what 's wrong ? jake : sometimes it just hits me is all . amanda : what does ? jake : how much i love you , 'cause i do . i just really love you . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . cara : hi . what ? tad : good news or bad news ? cara : bad ! of course . tad : really ? ok , well -- cara : get it out of the way . tad : bad news . one of the man cave recliners is busted . cara : yours or mine ? tad : what do you mean `` yours or mine `` ? i did n't know ownership was involved . cara : well , yeah , mine 's on the left . yours is on the right . tad : facing the tv or the chairs ? cara : the tv . yes ! ok . what 's the good news ? tad : i spoke with liza . cara : all right . tad : nothing 's definite . cara : ok . tad : but she 's working on a deal for griffin . cara : really ? tad : oh , yeah . cara : oh ! and you just let me go on about chairs ? tad : she 's talking about probation and/or community service . cara : no jail time . tad : no jail time . cara : oh , my god . wow ! i do n't even -- aah ! thank you ! thank you ! thanks ! [ scene_break ] kendall : so , i just spoke to my lawyer , and it turns out that the sales of the casinos are gon na take a little longer than expected , but you will get your money . i promise . griffin : so that 's why you had me rush over here ? kendall : well , that and i spoke to tad . and he is confident you are not going to prison . you 'll probably get some probation and -- my personal favorite -- community service . but anyway , i guess that means you 'll be sticking around for a while . so maybe that 's a good thing . griffin : why ? kendall : because -- i want you . [ scene_break ] [ jane gasping ] david : i still do n't understand why we 're not going to the e.r . jane : no . no hospitals . i do n't want to be here either . david : yeah , well , too bad . i was n't about to leave you . you 're having an anaphylactic reaction . jane : it 's -- getting worse . david : you need adrenaline , erica , or you could die . [ jane gasping ] david : give me that . just give it to me . [ jane gasping ] david : who the hell is jane campbell ? jane : oh --
cara encourages griffin to follow his heart and try to bee with kendall because he would be good at love not selfish like their father . cara also admits to griffin that she thought that she would never get over jake but she is having feelings for tad and griffin tells cara to go for it because tad is a good man . jake also stop by the free clinic to tell cara he loves amanda and his family and he is sure that she can work at the hospital with him and they can be friends . tad admits to jesse that he has feelings for cara and later jesse talks to jake at the hospital to tell him about his conversation with tad and he also asks jake not to hurt tad because of his past with cara . jake assures jesse that his relationship with cara is in the past and he hopes they can be friends . kendall stops by krystal 's to return tad 's surveillance equipment that she and griffin used to catch ricky and she wonders if it was hard for tad to get married after he lost dixie . tad is n't sure but tells kendall that you do n't have to love people in the same way the point is to love someone because zach would want her to find love again and be happy . tad tells kendall that griffin will probably get community service and wo n't have to go to jail . kendall then calls griffin to go to her house to tell him the news and she also tells him she is happy that he will be staying in town because she needs him .
greenlee : what you said -- [ thunder ] greenlee : that was real . you want us to get back what we lost , because you still love me . kendall : and to prove that , we put my husband in prison ? [ scene_break ] annie : kendall 's baby kicked for the first time . how do you think that made greenlee feel ? ryan : i think that it 's been a hell of a night . i think the storm is passing and the rain is letting up . why do n't you and me get some sleep . we 'll get back to our life in the morning , huh ? zach : greenlee should 've been taken care of a long time ago . ryan : you keep throwing gas on the fire , and it 's going to burn . [ scene_break ] greenlee : zach stole my only chance to have a child with ryan . kendall : i was there , remember ? greenlee : do you ? we had a plan -- your womb , ryan 's sperm , my eggs . we were all systems go until zach decided to shut us down , shut down the whole city . i mean , he did n't want you to be my surrogate , so he caused the blackout , destroyed my embryos , ruined my dreams . it was sick , it was controlling , and you know it . you know he took everything from me . kendall : you show up here , you bust into my son 's birthday party . you throw a pity party for yourself , almost drowning to make us feel sorry for you . to make me admit that i still love you , just so you can throw it back in my face . just like that night -- the night that you left . [ flashback ] greenlee : look at me , damn it . i 'm broken . i 'm so broken ! you broke me ! there are all of these pieces around me , and i do n't know where to start to fix myself . and i ca n't stand to look at you . i ca n't stand to be anywhere near you . have to get away . i have to get away from you and the apartment and hospitals and babies . i have to get away . i have to get away from the both of you ! ryan : greenlee -- kendall : greenlee -- [ back to the present ] greenlee : i wo n't go away again . zach betrayed me , ryan , you -- every person that was using that clinic as a lifeline . we had a plan , a beautiful plan , a plan that we made together . it was ours , not zach 's . he cost me everything , kendall , and that 's exactly what he deserves to lose . you said you never wanted to hurt me . you asked me if you could help me . yes . yes , the answer is yes . we can make this right . let go of zach . hang on to us . kendall : get out . i want you out of my house . our house , mine and zach 's -- the man you want to rip out of my life ? this is how much you hate me , or you hate us ? greenlee : no , i do n't hate you , i do n't hate you at all ! i hate this . i hate where we are because of what zach did to us . kendall : i know how much you 've lost . i saw your face when the baby moved . greenlee : kendall , you were my partner , my sister , my best friend -- a woman who would do anything for me , even carry a child . can you be that loving and selfless again ? will you testify against zach ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i tell you , nothing like a good rain -- wash away all the old and make way for the new . babe : do n't you want to come inside ? krystal : no , not yet . winnie 's in there with little a and jenny . anyway , i just have too many ideas racing around in my mind to go to sleep anyway . god , i have plaster in my hair ! i ca n't believe it . babe : here . krystal : oh , wow . ha ! so the roof caved in -- big deal , right ? we 've survived worse . we 'll have that place patched up in no time flat . babe : oh . krystal : and then once the flagship is up and running , then we can focus on franchising -- which is where the real bucks are . oh , we need a logo , right ? yeah -- something big and splashy that really pops so people recognize it , you know , and say `` that 's where i want to go , i like that place . `` babe : i just like seeing you this excited . and with all of the ups and downs in your life and all the drama the last few years -- i even think back to when you first got to pine valley and there i was , sucking you in with all my secrets . i mean , if it were n't for me , you would 've been on the road to your dreams a long time ago . krystal : hello ? the bar is called `` the comeback , `` ok , which means full speed ahead , no looking back . i do n't want to hear any more of that nonsense . babe : i do have to say , though , when you grabbed the mike and told adam what 's what -- oh , boy . krystal : well , he needed to hear it . [ babe laughs ] krystal : no , adam is not my home anymore . babe : you know , j.r. and i , we tried so many times , but the -- the trust and the caring -- it just -- just it always came after too many tears . krystal : hmm . all those battles -- babe : hmm . krystal : and still , those chandler men never knew what the fighting was all about . it was n't about money or stocks or things . it was about love . that 's what we were fighting for -- you and me . we can lean on each other , and knowing that -- it means the world to me . my girls , my freedom , my dreams -- that 's all i want . hey -- where 's that smile ? [ babe sighs ] babe : it 's still here . [ krystal groans ] krystal : no , you 're hiding something . babe : well , you were talking about your dreams , and i have yet to fulfill one of mine . i want to get my high school diploma . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you told me no matter what , i will always be second - rate . i will be the inferior son who will never measure up to the father . adam : ah . i did say that , did n't i ? and it 's so true . j.r. : you do n't want me dragging down the chandler name , so i came up with a solution -- i 'll become a martin . adam : real men do n't make idle threats . j.r. : oh , it 's not a threat , it 's a fact . you build me up , you knock me down , you test me , you trick me , you try to do mind control . i 'll tell you what , this ride 's over . adam : huh . j.r. : i 'm getting off . adam : well , watch your step -- try not to stumble over that inheritance that you 'll never see . j.r. : yeah , when you said you were disowning me , it freaked me out . but now that i look back on it , it 's the best damn thing you ever did for me . adam : foolish and weak -- you 're a martin already ! j.r. : i 'm changing my name -- and my son 's . adam : now , wait a minute -- you want to brand yourself a moron the rest of your life , that 's fine with me , but not my grandson . no way in hell you 're going to make his name synonymous with a pathetic joke . j.r. : and no way in hell are you going to ever , `` ever `` hurt anybody that i love again . [ scene_break ] kendall : what happened to the greenlee that i saw turn from a spoiled snob into a powerhouse ? who would do anything for me ? who would fight for me , for fusion , for our friendship ? she was feisty and funny . she made me happy and completely crazy and crazy - happy . i loved that greenlee -- greenlee . where is she ? greenlee : zach took her . he took her when he took my baby and took your choice . kendall : my husband acted out of love . greenlee : really ? was it love when he knew that ryan was alive but let us mourn anyway ? how many cold , vicious things does he have to do before you realize what he 's capable of ? how bad does it have to get before you see who he really is ? kendall : zach is a good man . greenlee : he 's going to betray you again , kendall , `` out of love . `` fine . you want to stand by your man , fine . i 'm going to get justice by myself . kendall : no . you go from zero to calling a lawyer because of one little baby kick ? greenlee : you 're in such deep denial , it 's frightening ! kendall : you -- you ca n't . putting my husband behind bars will not give you that little flutter in your belly , ok ? you ca n't rock vengeance to sleep or sing it a lullaby . greenlee : you know what ? you say whatever you want , i 'm not changing my mind . kendall : all right , first , you have ryan arrested for bigamy , now you want to put zach behind bars ? why do n't you arrest the whole damn world , greenlee ? it wo n't make up for the fact that you ca n't carry a child ! greenlee : i will never feel a baby kick inside me . i was supposed to feel my baby kick inside of kendall , but zach put a stop to that . ryan : what 's all this about prison ? greenlee : there 's other places i 'd like to send you , but maximum security is going to have to do . annie : for what crime ? zach : the blackout . annie : you made that happen ? at -- at confusion , greenlee said something about you taking on the pine valley electric grid , but i did n't -- and you -- you mentioned the blackout when you told me how spike was conceived , but you said it was complicated . is this what you meant by `` complicated `` ? kendall : are you trying to get everyone to hate you ? do you want everyone to believe that you are sheer evil ? zach : take it easy . kendall : no , do you think if you fill yourself up with enough hate , it 'll take on a life of its own ? a life that you can cradle and hold and love forever ? emma : mommy and daddy , what 's going on ? [ sirens ] [ scene_break ] adam : you martins never learn -- hands off my things . [ glass breaks ] j.r. : oh -- huh . that water was for you . adam : hmm . j.r. : you know , so you could , you know , pop a pill if your blood pressure spikes ? i may have ditched your name , but i do n't want you dead . [ adam chuckles ] j.r. : you know what ? here you go -- just in case . adam : any more announcements ? you know , why do n't -- why do n't you take on an l , initial l for the middle of your name ? it could stand for , oh , `` lush , `` `` liar `` -- whatever . [ adam chuckles ] adam : i mean , you could call yourself `` king kong `` for all i care . why do n't you get one of your medically inclined brethren to purge your body of all the chandler genes ? you 'd be 100 % martin -- a pure , spineless , self - righteous jackass . j.r. : the martins are stronger than you could ever be . here , let me break it down for you -- it 's betrayal , amends . adam : yeah , well , is this the excuse you 're using for jumping over to the other side ? why do n't you just admit you 're not worthy of my name ? j.r. : tad is the father that i betrayed . i 've let him down more times than i can count . but he never disowned me . he never kicked me out of his life . and for that , i owe him my love and my loyalty , just like a -- a real son . but you ? i do n't owe you anything , and i do n't want a damn thing in return . [ adam uses a knife to cut the watch band off j.r. 's wrist then crushes it under his foot ] adam : mm - hmm . ah . see the -- see the engraving ? `` from senior to junior . to my son , my pride . `` i 'll let tad buy you a new one . it can be inscribed , um , `` from one carey conquest to another . let 's hope the bimbo does n't poach it . `` ah . [ adam laughs as he opens up his safe and takes out wads of money ] adam : take a good look , son . try to remember it , because you 're never going to get your hands on any of it . j.r. : well , the -- the watch and the cash -- adam : mm - hmm ? j.r. : it 's -- just stuff . adam : `` stuff . `` the company that you stole from me -- you had to steal it . was that just `` stuff , `` too ? j.r. : no , i took that because i wanted my son to know that there 'll be somebody to take care of him for the rest of his life . adam : ah . j.r. : and maybe one day he 'll run it , maybe one day he wo n't . he might own a bar , he might become a doctor , but whatever he decides to do , at least he 'll know that he has a parent who will support him . adam : papa boozy and mama floozy -- what wonderful guidance you 'll give him . j.r. : yeah , i wo n't use money and threats to make my son fall in line . no , i wo n't try to mold him into me , i wo n't cut his mother out of his life the way that you cut my mother out of mine ! no , he 'll have a real family -- ruth and joe and opal and jamie and tad . adam : you better go pack . i 'm sure tad martin 's going to want you over there in his abode right away . oh , that 's right -- his abode burned down , did n't it ? j.r. : no , i 'm not leaving here . not while colby is still living under your roof . now , hayley got away , skye got a whole new family . but i 'm not leaving until colby is out of here in one piece ! [ scene_break ] krystal : everybody knows how smart you are . honey , you knocked their socks off at fusion . now , who cares how you got that gig ? babe : but i got in the door at fusion because greenlee gave me her shares . and now that she 's taken them back and i 've quit , until we 're pulling down cash in the bar , i 've got to get a day job . krystal : well , that 's easy as pie . first thing in the morning , we 'll just start working on your resume . babe : a resume ? i mean , what -- what do i say if someone asks , `` how did you go from pulling beer to co - owning a cosmetic company without experience , skill , education -- the most important , `` what am i supposed to say to them ? krystal : you tell them `` some things you do n't learn in school -- like strength , determination , and heart . `` you either got it or you do n't , and , honey , you got it in spades . babe : i want to get my degree -- not just for me , but for little a . how am i supposed to tell him how important education is when i never even graduated high school ? mama , i want him to respect me , i want him to look up to me the same way that i 've always looked up to you . krystal : so what 's your -- your plan , huh ? ged ? babe : if i do n't hit the books soon , jenny 's going to be graduating before i do . krystal : oh -- i 'm proud of you . and i know your little boy will wait till he gets a load of you in your cap and gown . babe : i ca n't wait . [ krystal laughs ] babe : oh , i 've always thought about that moment . krystal : oh . babe : it 's going to feel good . krystal : i know . babe : hey , baby . colby : i 'm a loser . he does n't want me . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] rescue worker : we got a call about a stranded car out front . anyone need evacuation ? greenlee : god , thank god ! we 're out of here . fine . i 'll go alone , stretch out in the back seat . i have a meeting with my lawyer in the morning anyway . you know , i just wanted to make this right . ryan : i 'll go and see if they 're sending any more rescue vehicles to help us out here . kendall : hey , ryan , wait a minute , wait . now , i -- i locked greenlee up to save your wedding ceremony . and then she ambushes us here with this blackout bs and threatens to put my husband behind bars , and -- and you do n't say one word to defend him ? i do n't -- what , are you over it ? ryan : no . i 'm not . [ ryan rushes up to zach and grabs him by the throat then lets him go ] kendall : what is wrong with you , ryan ? what , are you crazy ? annie : keep your voice down . ryan : do you get it now , zach ? do you understand ? do you understand why telling greenlee about the blackout was a mistake ? i mean , it was n't bad enough ? you had to give her even more reason to flip out ? kendall : ryan , he did it to get greenlee off of my back . zach : this is n't about now , it 's about then when the blackout happened . ryan : are you kidding me ? the blackout did n't `` happen , `` zach . you made it happen , and we all had to roll with it , because we had no choice . so , really , greenlee was right -- your choice affected all of us . kendall : what are you saying , ryan , that -- that you regret that we have spike ? that you wish you never had a son ? ryan : what ? annie : ryan loves spike -- we all do -- but the way he was brought into the world - i had to use a fertility clinic with emma . those places are n't just facilities , they 're a lot of people 's last chance . and you -- you just -- you just reached in and altered hundreds of lives forever to get what you wanted . kendall : annie , this is none of your business . annie : you destroyed eggs , samples -- you destroyed hope . greenlee 's right -- you do belong in prison . [ scene_break ] josh : you should 've taken me up on my offer to leave kendall 's and get something to eat . on a scale of 1 to 10 , how much trouble did you cause ? greenlee : infinity . [ scene_break ] colby : sean told me that i was beautiful and strong , and the -- the kind of girl that he 'd want to have his back . thanks . he said he 'd choose me every time -- hmm , but that was a lie . while he was making me feel special and important , he was having sex with someone else . krystal : he told you that ? colby : no . he lied about it to my face until i caught him . you know , i was good enough to hang with , listen to music with , play video games with . but when it came time to be with a girl , he wanted someone else . babe : it 's hard when you 're -- when you 're close with someone and -- and you trust that person , and then they end up going behind your back . it 's like a -- it 's like a slap in the face and a kick in the heart at the exact same time . i mean , you think , `` what was i thinking ? `` `` how could they do this to me ? `` colby : if you know how bad it hurts , how could you do it to j.r. ? krystal : and how could i do it to your daddy ? i 've asked myself that question a million times . babe : mama and i loved our husbands , colby , but we did make mistakes . krystal : we caused a whole lot of people a whole lot of pain . babe : but we 're sorry for what we did , and we have learned from our mistakes -- mistakes that we 're never going to make again . so , how close were you and sean ? i did n't -- i did n't even realize the two of you were dating . colby : we were n't . we just spent every second of every day together -- scoping out the universe , planning for prom , and a gazillion other ideas we had . sean 's right -- love does n't exist . [ scene_break ] adam : no , you ca n't keep my grandson from me . j.r. : you need to just back off . adam : when little adam 's mother played dead , i was the one who kept him , watched him . i 'm the one that kept this family together . j.r. : yeah , and ever since , you 've blown it all apart ! adam : little adam is an extraordinary , wonderful little boy . he loves me . j.r. : yeah . and nobody can make him smile the way that grandpa can . like when you take him for those walks around the lake to look at the ducks ? no , i 'm not going to trash those feelings he has for you . i 'm just going to make sure that you never see him again . [ scene_break ] colby : i 'll get big , fat tears all over her . krystal : oh , come on , jenny 's used to it . come on . please , the first few days after she was born , i could n't turn off these leaky eyes . babe : colby , the love in you -- it is so strong . and someday , you are going to give it to a boy who actually deserves it . but for now , you can give it to this beautiful little girl -- your sister who is here thanks to you . colby : hmm . i do love jenny . and i love you and krystal -- even though you guys have both cheated on people i care about . i ca n't care about sean again , can i ? krystal : well , that 's for you to decide when you 're good and ready . you want to spend the night ? babe : i could make hot chocolate . colby : hmm -- thanks , but -- here -- i just want to go home and crawl in my comforter and go to sleep . krystal : oh . well , listen , you 've had one good cry already . you can have another one -- it 'll probably do you good . but just take your time , ok ? think about things , write -- write everything down in your blog . if sean has something to say , you can listen to him . but more importantly , you got to listen to your heart . colby : no matter what my heart says , i do n't think i can ever change my mind . bye , you guys . krystal : bye . babe : bye . [ scene_break ] kendall : you were n't here . you do n't know a damn thing about the blackout . so keep your opinions to yourself and your mouth shut about prison . annie : forget the rescue vehicle , i 'm going to check on our car . i have to get out of here . ryan : hold on -- can you just -- can you just hold on -- annie : you agree with me , right ? zach is a criminal . ryan : i did n't go after the guy , because i was happy with what he did , but i love spike -- you know that , right ? annie : of course . ryan : i mean , i ca n't even -- i ca n't even imagine life without him , but that does n't change how i felt when i found out about the blackout , how i still feel . annie : the man who 's helping to raise your son -- what he did , what he 's capable of doing -- i -- we 're still here ! we need a way out ! somebody please get me out of here ! ryan : it 's -- it 's all right . listen to me , listen . listen , zach slater will not hurt you , emma , or spike . he can not even touch this family . ok ? ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's been twice already that greenlee has broken my heart , and i think i just let her do it a third time . zach : one thing is different this time -- you know it 's all my fault . [ scene_break ] babe : hey . j.r. : sorry to come so late . babe : look , is -- is everything ok ? j.r. : i told you that we needed to build a wall between my father and little adam ? babe : what did he do ? j.r. : nothing yet , but i had to step up the plan . babe : well -- well , he 's obviously angry . j.r. : he 's past angry . listen , you need to tell winifred and everyone at the miranda center and anybody you can think of to keep my father away from our son . babe : thank you for protecting our son . i mean , i know how hard that must 've been -- i mean , telling adam that he ca n't be a part of little a 's life anymore . he is still your family , and i know that you love him . j.r. : do n't ! do n't . babe : j.r. , our son needs both of his parents now , and you have really been there for him -- for everyone in this house all the way . i 'm really proud of you . well , i 'm proud of us . maybe we 're finally growing up . j.r. : maybe it 's about time . can i say good night to my son ? [ scene_break ] josh : does the silent treatment mean you want me to go ? guess so . greenlee : it 's true . i 'm the person everyone at that birthday party thinks i am . i do n't like her . i do n't want to be alone with her . josh : who is she ? greenlee : this nasty person who wants everyone else to suffer . josh : any chance you could stop giving people a reason to think that 's who you really are ? greenlee : i do n't want to think about it anymore , not tonight . ryan 's married to another woman . the mother of his child -- she 's sleeping in my bed with my husband . it 's all backwards , wrong . it 's like -- it 's like i fell down the rabbit hole , or went through the looking glass . that was my favorite book -- `` alice in wonderland . `` i thought it was so magical . but it was n't . it was just a little girl lost in a world that did n't make sense . well , do n't stare at me . speak , say something , throw out an opinion , play your toy piano -- just do anything to shut me up and get this out of my head ! josh : i do n't know what to say . clearly , you 're a mess . greenlee : yeah , thanks , doc . that 's exactly what i wanted to hear . josh : it was n't a diagnosis , it was an observation , and here 's another one . you need to decide whether you want to keep being the person everyone thinks you are . if you do , how much will you hate yourself when it 's all over ? greenlee : can you go , please ? just -- just go , get out of here . [ door opens and closes ] [ scene_break ] sean : just -- just -- please , just hear me out . adam : forget you . colby : do n't you `` ever `` touch me again . sean : colby , wait -- wait , look -- look -- look , i -- i hate that you 're upset , ok , i hate that i upset you . colby : no , i 'm not upset , sean . i 'm sick , ok ? i 'm violently ill , but do n't worry , it 'll pass -- unlike what you probably got doing ava . i am so over it . you do n't exist . now , move . sean : colby -- please . colby : i said `` move . `` adam : what 's wrong ? colby : not now , dad . if you say one word , i 'll go off . adam : huh -- it 's all right . colby : sean wants someone more than he wants me . [ scene_break ] [ as chris daughtry sings `` crashed , `` colby hugs her dad while sean stands outside the front door and j.r. watches his sleeping son . annie , ryan , and emma glumly pack up and leave the slater house while greenlee lies down on her sofa with a rag doll for comfort . ] well , i was moving at the speed of sound . head - spinning , could n't find my way around , and did n't know that i was going down . yeah , yeah . where i 've been , well it 's all a blur . what i was looking for , i 'm not sure . too late and did n't see it coming . yeah , yeah . and then i crashed into you , and i went up in flames . could 've been the death of me , but then you breathed your breath in me . and i crashed into you , like a runaway train . you will consume me , but i ca n't walk away . somehow , i could n't stop myself . i just wanted to know how it felt . too strong , i could n't hold on . yeah , yeah . now i 'm just tryin ' to make some sense out of how and why this happened . where we 're heading , there 's just no knowing . yeah , yeah . and then i crashed into you , and i crashed into you , like a runaway train . you will consume me , but i ca n't walk away . [ next_on ] j.r. : i 'm changing my name from chandler to martin . tad : why ? j.r. : you saved my life . kendall ( to greenlee ) : you are no match for my husband . do n't push him . greenlee ( to derek ) : zach slater is a criminal . you 'll arrest him when i tell you why . zach : clean , discreet , and immediately . are we clear ?
kendall and greenlee continue to lash out at each other over things that happened in the past . greenlee wants kendall to testify against zach in court . kendall opens the door and orders her out , but greenlee refuses to leave . they decide to take their argument into the room with ryan , annie , and zach . annie finds out what zach did to greenlee concerning the blackout . a policeman arrives to help to get them out . greenlee leaves , but the others remain . kendall confronts ryan as to why he did n't say anything in this mess . ryan goes toward zach , grabs him by the shirt , and pushes him up against the wall , but then changes his mind and lets him go . annie becomes upset about what zach did to greenlee and agrees with her that zach should be in jail . they all leave the house . kendall and annie do n't look at each other . j.r. and adam continue to argue over j.r. 's decision to change his name to martin . adam takes the watch off j.r. 's wrist and reads the inscription from father to son . he drops it to the floor and steps on it . babe lets krystal know that she is going to try to get her ged .
erica : oh , this must be a mistake . this ca n't be right . guard : do you want to see the visitor or not ? erica : i do n't know . who did you say it was again ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hey , jake . jake : hey , what 's happening ? no beer ? aidan : well , i did n't think tad was up for it just yet . is he awake ? jake : well , yeah . krystal 's in with him . aidan : ok , well , i do n't want to interrupt , so can you tell me -- you know , is tad going to be back on his feet soon ? jake : well , he 's not going to be dancing on the bar anytime soon , but he 's doing well . he 's looking good . what 's the matter with you ? why are you looking like you just lost your best friend ? [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee . greenlee : who did you think it was -- a ninja ? ryan : you should n't sneak up on people like that . greenlee : well , i saw you , and i thought i 'd surprise you . ryan : yeah , well , congratulations . you surprised me . you ok ? greenlee : yeah . ryan : what are you doing here ? greenlee : oh , nothing much , just trying to figure out how my entire life jumped off the tracks . ryan : you , too , huh ? greenlee : i can mosey on down the sand if you want to be alone . ryan : no , i 've been alone long enough . stay . [ scene_break ] annie : hi , has my blood work come back yet ? receptionist : no , as soon as it does , we 'll give you a call . woman : dr. campbell is wonderful . are you pregnant ? annie : not yet . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we almost lost him . babe : but we did n't . tad made it . j.r : and kathy is kate . babe : yes , your sister . j.r. : tad looked so long for that little girl , and my father knew she was here all the time . he knew . babe : it 's ok , j.r. tad has his daughter right now . j.r. : no , it 's not ok . it 's not ok . adam chandler 's lost his son . [ scene_break ] adam : i found kate . tad : where 's adam ? i need to talk to him . [ scene_break ] jake : you 're still beating yourself up for not being on the roof when tad got shot . aidan : no , it 's just some personal stuff , that 's all . i 'm going to wait for krystal and then i 'm going to go and see tad . jake : no , why do n't you just let me buy you a cup of coffee , all right ? and we can talk about why greenlee is such a -- a pain in the ass . aidan : so , what -- you 're a mind reader , too , now , huh ? jake : no , i 'm not being rude when i say this is -- it 's just that i 've been there . aidan : greenlee broke up with me . she broke off the engagement . [ jake sighs ] jake : that 's a shame , because i thought , in you , she finally found the right one . aidan : so did i . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is there any more news on tad ? ryan : it sounds like he 's going to be ok . greenlee : oh , thank god . ryan : i know . i know . it still has n't hit me that julia 's gone . yeah , he told me about how incredibly kind she was to her and to emma . she let them stay at wildwind . she let us have our wedding at wildwind . i 'm sorry . greenlee : you can say the word wedding . ryan : i was n't thinking about you and aidan . greenlee : look on the bright side . with no vows to write , no dress to have altered , i 'll have tons tons of free time . maybe i 'll take up knitting . ryan : you do n't have to do that , greenlee . it 's just you and me here . greenlee : do what ? ryan : that . pretend that everything 's fine , that everything 's normal , blow it off like you did at spike 's birthday . greenlee : how was that for you ? seeing your little man turn two ? ryan : it was amazing it was a great experience . talking about our problems -- greenlee : i know , i know , it seems wrong with all the other stuff that 's gone down . ryan : it sure makes you think , does n't it ? that everything can just change so incredibly fast . greenlee : one minute a person 's there , the next they 're not . ryan : one bullet . one bullet can take away an entire life . greenlee : or four years . it 's ok to talk about it . ryan : well , that 's true . i hurt a lot of people . i hurt a lot of people . i hurt you the most . greenlee : that 's all in the past . ryan : maybe it 's my karma . seriously -- for being so incredibly selfish for -- you know , for leaving jonathan and erin when they were just two innocent kids , for leaving you when you were pregnant with my child . you know , i ran away from life then , so now , my life 's being taken from me . greenlee : you know what ? you do n't deserve this . you 're a good man . a fabulous father . ryan : i do love my kids more than i ever thought possible , that 's for sure . they 're a part of me -- and so are my memories . my memories are a part of me , and i just want them back , you know ? it 's like , i want my life back . somebody help me . i need to fix this . greenlee : it wo n't always be like this . ryan : it 's like , everywhere i go , everything i do -- i 'm there -- i know i 'm there , but i do n't feel it -- a part of me does n't feel it . you know , i need to just -- i need to feel it again , greenlee . greenlee : you will . you 'll get it all back -- all of it . ryan : i finally remembered something about annie . [ scene_break ] dr. campbell : you and your husband are still having difficulty conceiving ? annie : we 've been trying to make a baby for more than a year . no luck . dr. campbell : it seems there 's a problem with ovulation . your blood work suggests you 've stopped producing and releasing eggs . annie : no , no , no , no , that 's not possible . doctor , i need to get pregnant . [ scene_break ] j.r. : adam chandler uses children to get what he wants , and it makes me sick . babe : you know what , j.r. ? i know that you 're upset , but you have to keep your voice down . j.r. : and -- and he teased us , do you remember ? he teased us that he knew . babe : yes , that 's why you moved back to the mansion , because he said he knew where kate was . j.r. : and what happened ? it was a lie , right ? because what does adam chandler do better than anyone else ? no , no , the joke was on us . babe : you know what ? i think we should go . j.r. : no , just wait a second . adam chandler is not my family . he 's done playing god with kids . here 's a man who can back me up . medic ? tell babe what a snake my father is . jake : i was just getting some coffee . j.r. : come on , do n't be shy . all right , fine , fine . i 'll tell her . colby was supposed to be jake 's daughter . babe : what ? jake : oh , wow . j.r. : you know , i think babe really needs to hear about this . liza was n't with my father when she decided to have a child , and she wanted jake here to be the donor . babe : j.r. , stop . j.r. : no . and my father , you know , the sly fox that he is , he switched the samples . and you know what ? he let jake believe that colby was his daughter for much longer than adam kept kate from tad . jake : you know , colby does n't know about this , so i 'd really appreciate you not broadcasting this all over the hospital . j.r. : how long did my father keep jenny before he tried to sell her to strangers ? anyone ? no ? no one ? well , i 'm just going to have to ask janet . jake : coffee . babe : i 'm so sorry . jake : it 's all right . j.r. : wait a minute , wait a minute . should n't you gunning for adam ? should n't you be loading your clip ? huh ? are n't you pissed ? jake : life 's too short , j.r . [ scene_break ] adam : hello , erica . erica : adam ? what are you doing here ? adam : i need your help . erica : you want me to help you ? adam : yes , i need a friend . erica : [ scoffs ] so did i , but i was charged with insider trading thanks to a tip i got from you . adam : we 've been through all this . erica : no , you swept it under the rug , adam . you said you did n't want to get involved . that 's the kind of friend you are . adam : ok , what do you want me to say ? i 'm sorry . erica : sorry enough to finish out my sentence for me ? adam : [ sighs ] erica : yeah , no , i did n't think so . but you know something , adam ? i 'm actually glad you turned your back on me , because it made me do the right thing . no , but that 's a concept you have n't acknowledged , and i know that 's completely foreign to you . adam : not entirely , erica . erica : oh , please . adam : tad martin got what he wants . erica : yes , he 's going to live . and i 'm sure that 's very disappointing to you . adam : there have been some new developments regarding tad 's daughter , kate . erica : his missing daughter ? adam : not anymore . she 's not missing anymore . she 's not missing thanks to me . erica : you found her ? adam : yes . erica : well , that 's wonderful . why did you come all the way over here to tell me that ? adam : kathy is kate . julia 's kathy . erica : then she was right here in pine valley all that time ? [ adam sighs ] erica : you knew , did n't you , adam ? adam : well , no , not -- not from the start , no -- erica : oh , come on . how long , adam ? how long ? how long did you deliberately keep tad from his own daughter ? adam : tad martin deliberately kept me from my daughter forever . forever . then he impregnated my wife and kept this child that was supposed to be mine . erica : i see , i see , i see . so this is your idea of -- of a payback ? deliberately manipulating the life of an innocent little girl ? adam : i told him the truth . i probably saved the man 's life . erica : so you want me to build you a statue ? adam : i knew it was wrong . i -- erica : wrong ? way below wrong , adam . this was despicable . i mean , even by your low standards . adam : no . erica : what am i saying ? you 're adam chandler . adam : oh , and you 're erica kane . you 've done this just the same . maybe worse . erica : oh , no , sorry , adam . this time , you have trumped all of us . adam : i 've lost j.r. and colby . erica : and do n't forget krystal . adam : no , do n't worry . i wo n't forget . erica : and so , was it worth it , adam ? was it worth it ? to lose all of this just so you could continue with your feud with tad that goes on and on and on ? how could i possibly help you when you have made it your life 's work to hate tad martin ? i mean , what a waste . [ scene_break ] tad : honey , please . i need to talk to adam . krystal : he 's not here , tad . he left . tad : find him for me . please . please . [ krystal leaves ] tad : mama . how 's kathy ? opal : she 's plum tuckered out , poor little thing . ruthie took her home . tad : oh , good . finally found my little girl . joe : yep , your daughter 's safe at home , and her daddy is going to be just fine , so long as he takes it easy . tad : huh . opal : i just ca n't believe it . all these years , i 've had this sixth sense about people , and i -- i did n't even recognize my own granddaughter . tad : it 's ok , mom . i recognized something . opal : hmm . tad : dixie , maybe . i -- i just did n't know it . opal : in your heart , you knew . joe : kathy has been asking her aunt julia . so far , we 've been able to distract her , but we ca n't -- ca n't keep on doing it , you know . tad : julia . i ca n't believe i never got the chance to say thank you . opal : honey . i can talk to kathy . krystal and me could do it together . joe : i could be there , too , if you 'd like . tad : no , pop . i love you . i love both of you . but it 's got to be me . it 's got to . i 'm her father . opal : yes , you are . tad : huh . opal : we are so blessed . all of this family . well , except for that part about rob gardner . may he roast on a spit in hell right next to his brother . i just ca n't believe i ever trusted that bastard . i 'm so sorry . tad : mama , it 's over . opal : well , i just thank my lucky stars my baby boy is all right . tad : hmm . joe : well , tad needs his rest . after all , he has another daughter to look after now . tad : careful , mama . opal : i love you , baby . tad : you , too . opal : sleep tight , now . tad : see you later , pop . joe : bye , son . tad : well , dixie ... she 's home . our little girl is finally home . i guess sometimes we wish on a star , and it does come true . [ scene_break ] krystal : where are you , adam ? babe : how 's tad ? krystal : thanks . joe says so far , so good . babe : how did we get here , mama ? i mean , one minute we 're at a wedding -- krystal : i know , i know . poor jesse and angie . some wedding day for them . babe : more importantly though , how are you ? krystal : babe , i -- i took him for granted . i did . i -- i thought tad would always be there for me and for jenny . babe : he will be , mama . tad loves you . krystal : where 's j.r. ? babe : well , hopefully , letting off some steam . krystal : well , well , i ca n't blame him for that . babe : it just -- it just proves that you were right about adam , right to leave him like you did . that man should be in the ground , not julia . krystal : no , do n't . do n't say that , babe , even about adam . babe : are you defending what he did ? krystal : no . no , of course -- babe : i just -- i do n't understand how -- how you could have ever loved him . i do n't understand that . krystal : i guess i could ask the same question of the girl who just hit the sheets with the ex - husband who tried to kill her . i 'm sorry . babe : no , i deserve that . krystal : look , adam is n't wired like the rest of us . but there is some good in him . i mean , there has to be , right ? otherwise , he would n't have finally told tad the truth . it 's just all the hurt that he 's felt his whole life and all the emptiness that he feels right now , it just makes him want to lash out at everybody around him , and i do n't love him . i do n't . but i -- i 'm starting to understand him just a bit -- babe : all right , stop , mama . that man does not deserve an ounce of sympathy . please , do not let him suck you back in . you have to cut yourself off from adam chandler for good . [ scene_break ] erica : you really think that you 're the injured party here , do n't you , adam ? adam : tad martin has everything he wants . erica : oh , yes . near - death experiences are always so delightful . adam : yeah , well , he 's not dead , and he has his entire family around him . erica : point taken . i understand missing family all too well . adam : i 'm sorry for the part i played in all of that , erica . erica : that sounds almost genuine . what do you want from me ? forgiveness ? absolution ? i 'm really not the one who can give that to you , adam . you know that , and i 'm not so sure i would even if i could . what is it that led you to choose this path toward goodness ? adam : dixie martin . erica : oh . what , is she alive again ? adam : yes , she 's been haunting me . erica : haunting you ? adam : yes , it 's true . i swear it . she 's appeared to me as some sort of a -- a spirit . erica : you saw her ? adam : yes , she wo n't leave me alone . she said if i do n't give tad back his daughter that i will rot in hell and that everyone that i love will be hurt , so i did what she said , and here i am . erica : you know what you need , adam ? adam : no . erica : you need a little prison time . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , uh , jamie was telling me that you were doing some good work over there . jake : yeah . what 's up with you ? j.r. : what 's up with me ? um , sorry , i 'm just a bit sidetracked right now . uh , trying to get my life back together . i 'm going to quit drinking . jake : ok , still working for your father . j.r. : for now . jake : until -- j.r. : until i do n't have to anymore . jake : right . j.r. : uh , about before -- jake : oh , about your dad ? yeah , no , it 's ok . i agree with you . he 's a bastard . he 's not on my radar anymore , but -- babe looks good , huh ? j.r. : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? jake : just saying she 's a good - looking woman . j.r. : yeah , she is . we 're not together anymore . jake : oh . j.r. : we were close . jake : got you . j.r. : i mean , if that makes any sense . jake : you know what 's funny ? i left this town god knows how many years ago , and coming back , it 's kind of just like a record that skips over and over , you know ? the martins and the chandlers still at war , you and babe still going nowhere . it just gets so old . it 's like you need a new tune or something . i 'd also stay away from the coffee . it tastes like a couple of dogs took a bath . [ scene_break ] dr. campbell : we should be able to get your eggs viable again . essentially , all we have to do is give your hormones a boost . we do that with an injectable medicine . annie : you 're going to give me a shot ? dr. campbell : no , you 're going to inject yourself . annie : oh . you know , i do n't really like needles . dr. campbell : mrs. lavery , i wish i could tell you that achieving motherhood were as simple as taking a pill , but i ca n't . but you have options , which makes you very lucky . annie : you 're right . you 're right . i have the chance to give my husband the most wonderful gift . i mean , having another baby , it 's -- it 's like a dream for us . dr. campbell : your family sounds lovely . annie : yeah , my husband and i have a wonderful life together , but we want to build on that life , you know , add -- add new memories . that 's what we want . more than anything . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you remembered something about annie ? ryan , that 's huge . are n't you happy ? ryan : that is what i 've been waiting for . greenlee : that was n't a yes . ryan : well , it 's like the memories -- i mean , they came back . these -- these images , sort of flashes , me and annie , and we were -- you know , we were passionate , whatever , and , uh , but i could see it , you know ? so , obviously , it actually happened . greenlee : you were in love . ryan : yeah , it 's not like i ca n't comprehend that my head . it 's just -- just here . greenlee : did you tell annie that you remembered ? but you did n't tell her that you do n't -- ryan : no . i can , uh -- i can see -- i can see hope , you know ? i can see the hope in her eyes . i ca n't , i ca n't hurt her more than i already did . greenlee : yeah , but you ca n't pretend , either . ryan : and i just keep coming back to `` why ? `` i think i might have an answer . i do n't -- all the -- all of the frustration and all -- all the guilt and the reason that it 's the feelings that have n't come back to me -- i mean , what if i never really loved annie at all ? greenlee : oh , ryan , no . ryan : it 's a possibility , and i just have to -- i have to face that possibility . greenlee : aidan said that , um , he thinks i never really wanted to marry him at all , that i was using what he did with kendall as an excuse to bail . ryan : that 's insane . greenlee : he said i was waiting for someone better to come along . ryan : who ? greenlee : you . [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't think time behind bars will solve my problem , erica . erica : oh , adam , you 'd be surprised . although it does n't look like anybody 's going to arrest you anytime soon , even though you deserve it . so i will try to give you the benefit of my prison experience . adam : enlighten me , please . erica : there 's a saying in here . `` behavior gets you in , and behavior gets you out . `` adam : so you do n't need the file i have stashed up my sleeve ? erica : behavior got you into your current trouble , adam , and behavior will get you out . adam : i was damned either way . if told martin , i 'd lose everything . if i did n't tell him , then he 'd probably be dead , and my entire family would be decimated . i -- i was trapped . erica : no , adam , trapped is being sentenced to 20 years in prison for something you did n't do . adam : oh , come on . do n't start with the melodrama . erica : every woman in here , adam -- myself included -- would give anything to be on the other side of those bars . you have your freedom , adam . use it . look , adam , not that long ago , you came to me , and you reminded me of who i am , that i am capable of doing anything i set my mind to . well , you can , too . i mean , it wo n't be easy , but it 's possible . i mean , you were good once before , adam . i know you can do it again . adam : you know , i think i just figured out why i came to see you . prison becomes you , erica . you -- you 're more beautiful than ever . erica : go get your family back . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to wake you up . tad : did you find adam ? krystal : he 's -- he 's not answering . i think he turned the phone off . how you feeling ? tad : honey , i want some answers about my daughter . krystal : well , i -- i do n't really know much , but there is something . remember when adam planned that party for us when we did our vows after the elopement ? tad : yeah . krystal : yeah . adam offered me a deal that day . if i divorced you , he -- he would tell you where kate was . tad : krystal , that was christmas . come on , neither one of us thought he had anything . krystal : i still have a hunch that i should look into it , so i went to j.r . tad : that 's why he moved back into the house . oh , honey , why did n't you tell me ? krystal : i did n't believe him , tad . and i just -- i did n't -- i did n't want to get your hopes up , you know , over something that i thought was just nothing . tad : i might have been able to convince adam to talk . krystal : listen , you know , just a few hours ago , i thought jenny was going to grow up without a daddy . but you 're alive , all right ? you have kate , i have my husband , so why in the heck are we sitting here wasting time talking about adam chandler ? tad : you 're absolutely right . krystal : i 'll let you rest . but before i go , i just want to make -- make one thing really clear . i love you . [ scene_break ] ryan : aidan knows that you and i are -- greenlee : what ? what are we exactly , ryan ? more than friends , less than soul mates ? ex - soul mates ? he thinks i never got over you . ryan : you guys were engaged , he cheated with kendall , you broke up . i do n't see how i figure into that at all . greenlee : i told aidan that i did n't want to have kids . he did n't understand why i would do anything to have your child , but with him , kids were out of the question . he says that no matter how much i 've changed , no man in my life will ever compare to you . he 's not exactly wrong . ryan : you wanted kids badly . and i never wanted to be a dad , and now look at us . greenlee : complete reversal . god 's sense of humor . ryan : i was so sure that i was going to end up like my old man . greenlee : i knew you would n't . ryan : all the horrible stuff that happened to me as a kid -- that i remember . not holding spike or emma for the first time , not falling in love with my own wife . greenlee : you 're not alone now . ryan : i told my shrink about this , and i told kendall about this , but there 's something about telling you . greenlee : it 's nice , you know , how we always come back to each other . [ scene_break ] annie : so , how soon can i expect to get pregnant ? dr. campbell : well , the first step is to get you producing eggs . there are potential side effects . they 're in the literature , but i -- annie : whatever they are , it 's worth the risk . dr. campbell : you may experience mood changes that can be quite severe . annie : oh . is there any way to prevent that ? dr. campbell : well , most women say that what helps most is going through this experience with a strong and supportive partner . annie : well , then i should have no problem . [ scene_break ] ryan : we ca n't do this . greenlee , it 's not a good idea . it 's not . you 're hurting . greenlee : so are you . ryan : it would be so easy for us to go back to what we know , but we got to be -- we got to be smarter , we got to be stronger . greenlee : i have been strong , ryan . i 've been braver than i 've ever known . and where 's it gotten me ? you 've been spinning your wheels for months . ryan : we have to stay focused . greenlee : on what ? on what ? the love you ca n't feel ? the wedding i have to unplan ? i know kissing you right now is not the answer , but what is ? you just said you 're not sure if what you had with annie was real , so is that your answer ? ryan : i 'm so confused . i 'm so frustrated right now . but annie is my wife . i ca n't , i ca n't . i ca n't . greenlee : i 'm sorry . you 're right -- about everything . ryan : i 'm not saying this to hurt you . greenlee : i know . ryan : i really want you to find the man that you belong with , the man that is always going to be there for you . but i ca n't be that man . [ scene_break ] aidan : nice to see your eyes open . do you need anything ? tad : yeah , as a matter of fact . if the bullets do n't get you , the food around here will . i 'd do anything for a steak and some cabernet . aidan : i bet you would , my son . it 's my treat -- steak and cabernet as soon as you get out of this place . so , i hear there 's a new lady in your life . tad : oh , yeah . she 's really something -- blonde , cute . she 's about four - foot- two . aidan : all this time , julia 's little girl . i 'm sorry you had to find out this way . but i 'm really glad that you found -- tad : do n't be sorry for anything . thank you . i mean it , for everything , for all of your work , all of your help . aidan : we looked everywhere for her , and there she was , right under our noses . we 're behind you all of the way , all of us . adam chandler 's not going to get away with this . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , you want to go get some dinner ? j.r. : i 'm not hungry . babe : you have n't eaten anything all day . j.r. : jake martin is still the same sleazebag , arrogant bastard that he always was . babe : why ? what happened ? j.r. : nothing happened . he just thinks he 's above all . babe : because he does n't want to put his fist through a wall like you do ? j.r. : have you heard from richie ? babe : what ? j.r. : has the guy who set me up with the hooker been in touch ? babe : why are you suddenly interested in richie ? j.r. : he let you believe that i was whoring around . did you think that i would forget about that ? babe : no . i just -- i just thought that you moved on , that 's all . j.r. : no , no . i will move on when that lowlife gets what 's coming to him . babe : j.r. -- j.r. : and by the way , this has nothing to do with my father . babe : right , right , because richie is just next on your list of things to do . j.r. : hmm , yeah , something like that . babe : j.r. , please , please do not do anything . j.r. : why ? i 'll handle this , ok ? stay out of it . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , jack , i was just hoping to hear your voice . i was just calling to say i -- i miss you . [ scene_break ] ryan : well , it 's getting late . i should probably get going . greenlee : i actually have an interview to do with kendall . ryan : yeah ? you going to be ok ? greenlee : sure . ryan : what i said -- greenlee : you have a wife to get back to . i have a life to get on with . ryan : so we 're good . greenlee : all good . ryan : you can do this , greenlee . you can move on , and you can be happy . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , amanda . listen , it 's babe . i really , really need your help . yeah . do you remember that plan that i was telling you about the other day to get proof from richie 's hooker friend , treena ? yeah , well , j.r. is on the warpath , and i 'm afraid that if he goes after richie , he 's going to do something absolutely crazy . so channel every slutty instinct that you ever had , because i 'm coming over . the game is on . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i thought you were known for dodging bullets . tad : only with women . krystal : oh , not quite . not this one . j.r. : yeah , but look , you 're safe now . we 're all here . we all got you surrounded . krystal : with love . [ krystal kisses tad on the forehead ] krystal : adam . [ next_on ] adam ( to tad ) : hit me with everything you 've got . jake ( to zach ) : you have no right digging around in my private life . kendall : so you 're saying that zach told you secrets ? greenlee : he knew better than anyone , husbands and wives do n't tell each other everything .
erica has a visitor , but is reluctant to see the visitor . aidan comes to visit tad at the hospital and runs into jake . annie goes to a women 's fertility clinic . ryan flips greenlee to the ground when she comes up behind him at the beach . babe and j.r. still reels from the news that kathy is really kate . tad remembers his conversation with adam in which adam had told him that kate was alive and she was kathy . aidan lets jake know that greenlee had broken off the engagement . erica 's visitor is adam , who asks for her help . adam lets erica know that kathy is really kate and that adam had known for a long time . annie sees a doctor for her fertility problems . krystal visits tad in the hospital . tad begs krystal to get hold of adam for him and tell him that he needs to see him . krystal is reluctant , but agrees to do as he asks .
marissa : hi , my name 's marissa . i 'll be your server today . jake : marissa -- are you -- are you krystal 's daughter , marissa ? marissa : oh , god , am i related to you or something ? amanda : or something . jake : well , i 'm jake martin . tad martin 's brother . marissa : oh , right , right . so you are -- amanda : amanda dillon . marissa : and that 's my half - sibling ? jake : listen , i do n't mean to be rude , but , uh -- and i 'll just apologize in advance because i do n't know how tight you are with your father , but david 's got no soul , and what he 'd like to do is steal amanda 's baby . so i 'll just say for the record , and just for your edification , that would happen over my dead body . [ scene_break ] david : so , as much as i hate adam -- i could n't do it . but it was n't you , krystal . you did n't stop me . they did -- my children . i mean , it would have been so easy for me to just pull that trigger , and i admit , i wanted to . krystal : but someone beat you to it ? david : no , no . i had plenty of time . i just could n't do it . but none of this matters , does it ? because you 're leaving . why ? krystal : i ca n't believe you have to ask me that . i mean , i do n't even know where to start . because you lied to me , because you drugged me , because you drugged adam to try to get your hands on our grandson , and because you tried to buy amanda 's baby . david : all right , all right , now , that -- that was a terrible lapse in judgment . krystal : ok , so now -- now you 're just going to try to steal the kid instead , right ? david : wait a minute . how can i be stealing a child that 's my child ? tad : hey . whoo ! bad time ? david : what the hell is he doing here ? tad : oh , i just -- i came to take krystal home . shotgun . ha ha . [ scene_break ] colby : you are a liar . you came here to kill my dad and you shot uncle stuart instead . liza : colby , please , would you stop saying that ? colby : just do n't touch me , ok ? just stop . erica : get away from her now . colby : erica , leave us alone . erica : liza was attacking you . liza : attacking her ? she 's my daughter . erica : yeah , that is all the more alarming . colby : stop it . this is between me and my mom . tell me you get that on some level . liza : oh , she gets it . erica 's a mother , too . [ scene_break ] zach : there 's no need to cry , honey , it was n't a real wedding . [ kendall remembers ] kendall : there is so much that i feel like i want to say to you . i love you . i feel like i ca n't say it often enough or loud enough . you know me . you knew my heart when i was too scared to look inside , and so i pledge my heart to you . god , the words , they 're all -- they 're jumbled in my head , but my heart makes sense . can you hear it ? i wish that you could hear it -- because it says that i love you . zach : you ok ? kendall : mm - hmm . yeah , yeah . i was , uh -- i was just -- just thinking about -- about ryan . zach : no need to apologize . you 're thinking about ryan -- makes sense . [ scene_break ] ryan : everybody knows you were at chandler 's the night of the murder , annie . what did emma see ? who were you pointing the gun at ? annie : you have to promise me something first . i want to talk to emma . i just want to tell her that i love her and that i think about her every single day . please , ryan , one phone call with our daughter -- and then i 'll tell you everything i know . [ scene_break ] kendall : marrying you -- it hurts ryan and me , and it must be hurting you , too . zach : well , try to remember why we did what we did . without my testimony , you actually have a shot at getting off . kendall : i know , i -- i know . i understand why we 're doing this , but it just does n't feel right for some reason . zach : no ? have a look . our boy 's still got a very long fight ahead of him . so it may not feel right to you , it may not feel right for us , but it 's right for the boys . kendall : that 's all that matters . zach : yeah . get out of here . go see ryan . that 's where you should be right now . [ scene_break ] ryan : the truth , and i will arrange a phone call between you and emma . annie : the truth is that i had no intention of killing adam or stuart . ryan : then why were you carrying a gun , annie ? annie : for protection , ryan , which clearly was a good idea considering our daughter was in a house with a murderer . ryan : ok , so you decided to go to chandler 's that night . annie : to take emma . i climbed up the trellis to the nursery . i was waiting until the coast was clear , but before i could take emma , adam came storming in . he was really , really out of it . he spotted me , and then he bolted . i did n't want him to call the police , ok ? so i told emma to stay put , and i went after adam . the problem was i bumped into j.r. first , who was really , really drunk . i knew he would n't be of any concern to me . adam -- adam was my main threat . at least that 's what i thought . when i found him , it was crazy , ryan . he was -- he was shaking like a child . he asked me to help him . at first , i was n't going to do it . i thought i would take emma and i would just leave , but i -- i could n't leave him there . he was seriously a mess , ryan . it 's like he was on drugs or something . he kept saying that somebody was trying to kill him . ryan : did he say who ? annie : no . so then i took adam , and i took emma up to the attic . i thought we would wait it out until things quieted down . ryan : and that 's when you headed over to my building . annie : yes , yes , and you know the rest , ryan . ryan : when in there did emma see you holding a gun ? annie : up in the attic , ok ? we heard noises downstairs , and we heard a gunshot -- the shot that killed stuart . i was n't going to let anybody hurt our daughter . ryan : you realize that if adam 's story does n't match yours that nobody is going to believe you over him ? annie : well , if he says anything different , then he 's lying . but i do n't think that he will . ryan : why not ? annie : because i 'm telling you the truth . i know it 's been a long time , but i am telling the truth , ryan . so , can i call my daughter now , please ? ryan : i need to talk to adam first . [ scene_break ] erica : does adam even know you 're here ? colby : please , will you just go ? erica : colby , just do n't forget who you 're dealing with . your mother ignored you for years . do n't let her just swoop in here and pull the rug over your eyes . liza : all right . who the hell do you think -- colby : stop . liza : -- you are ? colby : ok , yes . my mom 's done some really lame things , and she 's lied to me . but look what it cost her -- me . and i ca n't believe -- i need to believe she would n't risk losing me again . liza : what , erica , is n't this where you get the last word in ? erica : adam will have the last word . colby is adam 's daughter , too , and he will never give her up without a fight . liza : who ever thought i would need my little girl to defend me ? colby : i 'm not a little girl anymore , and that was n't about you . i want to know what happened the night uncle stuart was shot . liza : ok . colby : the truth this time , or i call the police right now . [ scene_break ] marissa : do you guys know what you want ? jake : yeah . i 'd like to apologize to you . i should n't have said what i said about your father . you do n't say that to somebody 's daughter . it 's just that i happen be passionate on the subject , so , sorry . marissa : yeah , i can tell . you also seem pretty confident . look , i barely know the guy , so i 'm not going to stand here and defend him or anything . jake : but ? marissa : there are parts of david -- jake : uh - oh , she 's going to fall into the trap . it 's the trap . marissa : the trap ? jake : oh , yeah , the trap . the poor guy -- lonely guy trap . the misunderstood guy trap . marissa : i can take care of myself . jake : oh , good , ok , then i wo n't talk about it anymore . i am sorry -- i apologize . amanda : great , because i 'm hungry . jake : good , good , ok . how 's the pasta thing special ? marissa : great . jake : that 's good ? ok -- you good ? we 'll have two of those , and i 'll have chianti . nothing for you -- no drinks . amanda : oh , yeah , i 'm good with water , thank you . jake : thank you . amanda : you know , she 's right . jake : about what ? amanda : you . this whole confident thing that you have going on , i mean , it 's -- it 's almost like -- you 're relaxed . jake : well , why should n't i be ? amanda : is that a trick question ? jake : baby , come here . our plan is going to work , and maybe even better than we thought . [ scene_break ] tad : got anything to drink ? ha ha ha ha ! david : congratulations , tad . you 're now the official village idiot . tad : yeah , well , maybe , but at least i 've got a smile on my face . david : meaning i have nothing ? is that it ? tad : no , no , you have a little cut right there . somebody beat the crap out of you again ? krystal : all right , look , come on , let 's go . let 's go home . tad : oh , home sounds tame . what do you say we go dancing ? krystal : look , let 's talk about it in the car , all right ? tad : did you ever take her dancing -- i mean , like even , you know , once ? david : shut the hell up , and get out of my house -- both of you ! tad : what do you say we give him what he wants , shall we , huh ? krystal : what -- what ? tad , come on . tad : after you . [ vase shatters ] [ scene_break ] marissa : hey , krystal . krystal : hi . marissa : tad . tad : hello . marissa : table for two ? tad : yeah , just a minute . there 's jake . i 'm going to go give him nuggies . krystal : do n't ask . marissa : is david off - limits , too ? because i 've been worried ever since i left you guys . he was pretty out of control . krystal : everybody 's fine , including david . marissa : he did n't seem fine to me . krystal : i know . well , david is hurt . he 's angry that i left -- but he 'll be back on his feet soon . he wo n't be alone for long . marissa : does he really want to take amanda 's baby from her ? krystal : oh , he does n't just want to -- he will . [ scene_break ] liza : so , i remember adam always kept a gun in the parlor , and i thought to myself , if i could just get it , maybe i could scare him into admitting the truth . colby : so you did n't break in looking for the letters ? liza : no . i just wanted to hear him say it out loud , how all these years he 's been poisoning you against me . so , i came into the parlor , and i found the gun , right there in the cabinet drawer , and that 's when i found the letters . there it was , the reason you never responded . i knew . colby : dad had been keeping them from me . liza : yeah , colby . if you thought i was angry before -- colby : and then what ? liza : and that 's when i heard someone coming , so i dropped the letters , and i raced outside to the terrace . colby : was it dad ? liza : yes , it was , and he made a beeline straight to the letters , picked them up , and he pocketed them . well , he just stood there . it looked like he knew that someone was watching him , so i left , and then it was n't until later i heard a gunshot , i came running back to the parlor , and that 's when i saw him -- adam , or so i thought , lying there dead . so i went in , and i got my letters , and then i heard the police coming either through the front door or the terrace . i panicked . i got out of there as fast as i could . honey , if i had known that was stuart -- i mean , what was he doing with my letters ? colby , you want to call the police , i get it . but just think about one thing . why would i want to kill your father when i already had the proof that i needed ? colby : proof of what ? liza : how much i loved you and how i never gave up on you . [ door closes ] pete : colby , you 're never going to -- oh , i 'm interrupting , and i 'll just -- liza : no , it 's ok . please , stay . i trust you 're going to do the right thing . pete : are you ready for this ? colby : i doubt it . pete : the blood on the letter is definitely stuart 's . [ scene_break ] zach : you 're worried about ryan . go see him . kendall : and leave ian ? zach : you 're not leaving ian . i 'm here . kendall : i know , but you 're gon na need a break at some point . you should n't be alone . angie : hey , just here to see my patient . zach : angie , i got a question for you . are you going to be here all night ? angie : yeah , i am . zach : so if i need a break with ian , you 'd help me out , would n't you ? angie : yeah , it 's pretty quiet around here . i do n't see why not . zach : boom , problem solved . kendall : we should n't be asking her to do that . angie : are you kidding ? you know all i want is to be with frankie right now , but he 's on another continent . i ca n't help my son , kendall , so , uh , it would feel very good to help yours . kendall : are you sure ? angie : absolutely . zach : you can go . kendall : ok . all right , my sweet boy . i 'll be back very soon . you sleep well . thank you . angie : you 're welcome . so , i 'm sure you know that i 've heard . this is how you 're spending your wedding night ? zach : it 's the way it has to be . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , uh , mom , i ca n't really talk right now . i 'm on my way out , actually . erica : oh , good . that 's why i 'm here . i 'm gon na stay with ian . i thought that maybe after the ceremony , you and zach might like to go home , might like to rest . kendall : have a honeymoon ? erica : maybe . kendall : mom , i told you already , zach and i got married out of convenience . erica : i know . kendall : well , right now i need to focus on ian and being with the boys and ryan . erica : ryan ? is that where you 're headed off to ? kendall : yes . this has not been easy on him -- on any of us . erica : no , i know that . i know that . why would you do anything the easy way ? kendall : mom , will you please just stop , please ? just focus on yourself . erica : oh , believe me , i would very much like to do that . i would really love to be able to wash my hands of the whole thing . kendall : well , why ca n't you ? erica : because i happen to know for a fact that zach still loves you . [ scene_break ] tad : you know , it 's really not so bad . how about i find a song that will rock your world ? krystal : yeah . yeah , you do that . tad : then i will do that . marissa : tad 's brother 's really nice , huh ? krystal : hmm . yeah , if he likes you . oh , i 'm sorry . jake and amanda are good people . marissa : i wish this whole baby thing was n't such a mess . krystal : you and me both . marissa : maybe there 's something i can do . you know , if david 's looking for someone to fill that void , why should n't it be me ? maybe then he 'd stop obsessing over amanda 's baby and little a . krystal : that is not a good idea . marissa : all i 'd be doing is getting to know my father . krystal : it would turn out to be much more than that , trust me . and i do n't want you to get sucked in like i did . marissa : but if i can help -- what ? krystal : you just sounded like babe . [ scene_break ] angie : zach , you 're such a good father . such a way with kids -- a -- an instinct . zach : instinct , huh ? so where were those instincts when my son 's heart stopped ? he 's fought from the moment he was born . why would i think he 'd stop fighting now ? angie : no , i 'm talking about what happened after . i mean , when you thought your son was gone , you went after -- you were willing to give up your life -- no hesitation , no questions asked . zach : that 's my boy . that 's what fathers do . angie : well , i do n't know how many fathers would marry their ex - wives , unless it was n't a sacrifice . zach : no , there 's nothing left there . i 'm out of kendall 's heart , and she 's out of mine . angie : maybe that 's just what you think . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach still loves me ? erica : that 's what i said . kendall : he -- he told you this ? erica : yes . kendall : well , did he decide he still loved me before or after he slept with liza ? erica : kendall , he was reacting to losing you . yes , he made a mistake , but , honey , you are making an even bigger one by not forgiving him . kendall : mom , there 's nothing to forgive . zach did n't do anything wrong . he can have sex with whoever he wants to . what ? he can . erica : so this news -- this means nothing to you ? kendall : i did n't say that . erica : the fact that zach is willing to go to prison to protect you -- to lay his life on the line for yours -- you do n't care ? kendall : no , of course , i care . i am so grateful for everything zach did for me and for ian . erica : it 's not enough ? kendall : i love ryan . i do , and that 's just the way it is , and there 's nothing you can say that will change that . erica : you know something ? you 're absolutely right . there is nothing i can say . [ scene_break ] adam : what do you want , lavery ? ryan : i 'm here about annie . you were with her the night that stuart was murdered , correct ? adam : uh , yes , yes . i 've discussed this at great length with the police . ryan : well , now i 'm asking you to discuss it with me . adam : yes , well , all right -- what i can remember , thanks to hayward 's fog- inducing drugs . ryan : ok , well , do you remember seeing her that night ? adam : yes , yes . ryan : are you aware that she had a gun ? adam : well , no . she did n't threaten me with one . as far as knowing whether she had a gun , i do n't know . i told her that i needed her help , and she , thank god , gave it to me . she saved my life , ryan , and kendall took stuart 's away . ryan : there 's no proof of that , adam . adam : well , there 's a gun with her prints , and there 's eyewitnesses , but , um -- oh , that 's why you 're here . you want to get kendall off the hook , and who better to take the fall then your lunatic ex - wife ? ryan : i just want the truth . adam : the truth ? you 've got it . annie is innocent . i 'll stake my brother 's life on that . [ scene_break ] krystal : i did not mean to compare you to babe . marissa : we 're twins , right ? i guess it 's kind of inevitable . krystal : yeah . well , she did have a thing for the underdog . marissa , you are not david 's savior . marissa : i never said i was trying to save him . krystal : did n't you ? tad : yes ! [ pop song playing ] tad [ latin accent ] : i 'm coming for you , baby . [ krystal sighs ] marissa : excuse me . tad : i have moves you have n't even dreamed of . [ scene_break ] babe : hi , daddy . david : babe . babe : why are you so sad ? is it because of me ? david : yes , yes , because i love you so much , and you 're gone . everything just fell apart when i lost you , babe . babe : that 's no excuse . i 've been watching you , daddy , the things that you 've done . david : i know . look , it was all for little adam , sweetheart , everything . everything i did was for your son . babe : it 's wrong . you ca n't treat people that way . do n't you know that , daddy ? david : well , i guess i need you to remind me . babe : you should n't need me to tell you to be a good man . david : i do . but i do . babe : then be a good man , daddy . i know that it 's in you . david : how could you say that ? i left town . i -- i was never there for you . babe : but i realize that you loved me . david : yes , yes . that 's why i came back . at first , i just -- i just wanted to see you , to make sure that you were all right , but -- but that was n't enough . i -- i needed to talk with you . i needed to -- to explain , but -- i was too late , and you were already -- babe : but i 'm here now . david : yeah , but not to stay . oh , you 're not staying , though . babe : no . no , i 'm just -- i 'm here to ask you to stop all of this . leave j.r. alone . he is a wonderful father , and amanda , she loves her baby . david : oh , sweetheart . that 's our baby , ok ? i love that child , too . babe : yes , and she deserves the right to be a mother . david : yeah , but what -- what about what i deserve ? i mean , what , is this it ? me , alone for the rest of my life ? babe : no , you 're not alone . you have -- marissa : you have me . david : i have you . [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan -- ryan : i did n't expect to see you here tonight . kendall : you thought i 'd be with zach . ryan : maybe you should be . [ scene_break ] zach : what are you doing ? liza : hi . um , i 'm here to see kendall . i wanted to apologize to her for , you know , ratting her out to jesse . zach : hmm . well , kendall 's not here , so you can stop pretending to care . liza : you know , zach , i do care . and it 's not just that . you know , i really do feel terrible about us . zach : about us what , having sex ? liza : yeah . come on . if i had known that you were kendall 's ex , please , it never would 've happened . zach : really ? liza : listen , i just came here to start a new life with colby and my baby . zach : i still do n't see what the problem is . liza : the problem is that everything is all screwed up . colby , kendall , adam , scott , and you . i mean , god , every time i see you i just want to rip your clothes off . zach : you do n't want to do that . i 'm a married man . liza : um -- [ scene_break ] kendall : i know it 's -- it 's weird , me marrying zach . ryan : little bit . kendall : but if it keeps me out of prison and it keeps me with my boys , keeps me with you , then i 'm grateful to zach . but that does n't mean that i 'm still in love with him . i want you , ryan , and zach knows that . he 's the one who told me to come here , said -- said this is where i should be . ryan : it is n't , kendall . kendall : what ? ryan , i just told you that -- ryan : you should be with ian . you should . as much as i would love you to be here , and i 'd love you to be here a lot , your son needs you more than i do right now . kendall : if i could be in two places at once -- ryan : you would be , i know that . kendall : i love you . ryan : that sounded like a question . kendall : no , it 's -- it 's not . i love you , and -- and i need you to say that you know that . ryan : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] krystal : i just , um , i just want to say , you know , um , this -- us -- tad : mm - hmm . krystal : david made me very angry , angry enough to leave him , but i -- i do n't want you to think -- tad : i do n't . krystal : what ? tad : krystal , i may have a hole in my head , but i 'm not stupid . krystal : tad , i just do n't think you understand . tad : i do n't want to . i do n't want to understand . i do n't want to think things through , i do n't want mull over anything . all i want to do is dance . is that ok ? do n't you ? it 's so easy . all you do is close your eyes and -- let the music carry you away . come on . dance with me . [ slow song playing ] [ scene_break ] marissa : you might want to pop some aspirin , too . i have a feeling a killer headache is coming on . [ marissa lovingly places a throw over david 's shoulders ] marissa : what ? david : why are you doing this ? marissa : i guess i 'm just trying to understand you . i figure you 've got enough people judging you , right ? i 'm not one to go along with the group . david : you want to understand me , huh ? how , when i can barely understand myself ? the truth is , marissa , i 'd be surprised if there was one person on this entire planet that truly gets me . marissa : how do you know that person is n't me ? [ scene_break ] pete : i do n't get it , colby . we have forensic evidence . that plus motive equals your mom killed stuart . colby : shh ! could you please not talk in equations right now ? pete : i 'm sorry , colby , but the add - ins remain the same , right ? if this were a cop show , the cops would be banging down the door to arrest that -- you know your mom 's really hot , right ? colby : oh , my god , pete . pete : not appropriate ? i 'll take that as a no . listen , we have an obligation to tell the police . colby : no , we have an obligation to tell the truth , and my mom did not kill uncle stuart . pete : but she 's lied before . colby : things are different now . and no way am i turning her in . [ scene_break ] zach : we got married so i would n't be able to testify against her . liza : well , i get it . you did it for your kids . zach : those are my boys . liza : yeah . no , i -- i just did n't think that guys like you still existed . she 's very lucky . zach : see you soon . liza : hey , kendall , there you are . i was looking for you . kendall : why ? liza : because i wanted to apologize to you for giving you up to the police . listen , i will do whatever i can if i 'm called to testify , believe me . kendall : if ? recanted or not , you still said you saw me with a gun . liza : yeah , but i 've changed my story . kendall : well , that must 've been some one - night stand . you 're a lawyer . if you get caught lying under oath , your career is over . i mean , to take that big of a risk is insane . liza : kendall , i did n't do this for zach . kendall : well , you 're protecting someone , and it sure as hell is n't me . liza : i 'm protecting my baby . kendall : well , then that makes two things we share , does n't it ? protecting our children and my husband . [ scene_break ] tad : my god , i 'm a good tipper . too bad i ca n't remember how to spell my name . it does n't matter anyway . ca n't find the waitress . you ready ? krystal : yeah , i 'm ready . tad : it 's not so bad , is it -- being out without that big black cloud hanging over your head ? krystal : no , it 's not so bad . tad : that 's my girl . up . krystal : let 's go . ooh , nice dress . tad : yeah , no kidding . krystal : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , come on . tad : think she works out ? [ scene_break ] marissa : i understand you better than you think . you 're terrified of being alone . strange , considering how much time you spend pushing everyone away . and you definitely do n't think that you deserve to be happy or have any real , honest relationships , which is why instead of just loving and asking for love in return , you manipulate the people that you care about . marissa and babe : i know why you wo n't let us in . marissa : you 're scared of what we might see . david : how do you know all this ? marissa : i 'm not sure . i just do . [ scene_break ] erica : well , i see you 're not in handcuffs , so i 'm going to guess that colby finally actually bought that story of yours . in a twisted kind of way , it 's actually kind of clever , to get your daughter to cover for a murder like that . liza : erica -- listen , i love my daughter , and for the first time in a long time , i think she actually believes me . i missed out on three years of her life -- no more . no , i am getting her back . erica : well , excuse me for having the last word , again , but , uh , good luck with that . [ scene_break ] emma : guess what -- i won the spelling bee at school . annie : oh , sweetheart . oh , that 's amazing . i 'm so proud of you . and you 're being a good girl for daddy , right ? emma : yes . annie : emma , sweetheart , i need you to listen to me for a second , ok ? i need you to know that just because mommy 's not there right now , you are in my heart every single second , ok ? and i want you to know that when i 'm missing you , do you know what i think about ? i think about your great big hugs . emma : i 'm saving a big hug for you , mommy . annie : i ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . kendall : hey . zach : i did n't think you 'd be back tonight . kendall : i could n't stay away . zach : well , um , would you like this shift ? kendall : yes , i would love it . hey , sweetie .
jake and amanda have lunch at the yacht club and marissa is their waitress . jake and amanda introduces themselves to marissa . at wildwind , david tells krystal that it was his children who stopped him from killing adam . tad walks in to take krystal home . in the parlor of the chandler mansion , colby and liza argue . erica walks in and tells liza to leave colby alone . colby defends her mother to erica . at the hospital in ian 's room , kendall remembers the times that she told zach that she loved him . kendall also remembers the times that she told ryan that she loved him . at the police station , ryan shows annie emma 's drawing of her mother holding a gun in her hand . annie tells ryan that if he will let her talk to emma then she will tell him everything that happened . colby demands that liza tell her the truth about the night that stuart was killed or she will call the police .
[ when annie sees j.r. , she recalls him kissing her ] annie : great shot , is n't it ? does n't scott look so handsome and powerful ? j.r. : yeah . yeah . at first , i thought it was the cover of `` mad . `` still good for a laugh . annie : do n't worry , j.r. you were mentioned in the article -- once . j.r. : do n't worry , annie . i wo n't kiss you again . annie : i 'm not worried . are you ? j.r. : no . scott : there she is . annie : and there he is , the new face of chandler . scott : ha - ha , yeah . you busy ? annie : nope . not at all . j.r. : unless you count being annoying . annie : why ? what 'd you have in mind ? scott : i wanted to take you out to lunch . annie : i would love that . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , where do you want this ? madison : oh , anywhere . ryan : ok . madison : thank you for lugging it up here and giving me a lift to work , but i told you my knee is fine today . ryan : well , i would lose my eagle scout badge if i did n't give you a hand . madison : you were an eagle scout ? ryan : no . not exactly . they did n't give out badges for what i was doing at 16 . madison : oh . so this right here -- this is n't breaking our casual - dating rules ? ryan : oh , no , no . no , it does n't . anything over 20 pounds is special circumstances . madison : well , good , because i really needed you today . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee 's phone chimes ] david : what is it ? greenlee : my father 's made it to west virginia . he 's searching for erica . what if he finds her ? david : we 'll handle it . greenlee : how , david ? how will we handle it if all that 's left to find is erica 's dead body ? [ scene_break ] jack : doc , can you tell me anything else , anything at all ? doc : well , just ms. kane was the prettiest lady i ever did see . oh , and she liked my lemonade . jack : yeah , yeah . look , i have n't been able to reach her . i ca n't track down the plane she chartered . doc , i 'm starting to get worried . [ scene_break ] caleb : well , look who 's up . erica : i 'm leaving . caleb : sit down . erica : ohh ! caleb : that is still infected . erica : i 'm going home today . caleb : really ? you just ca n't wait to get back to that ex - husband lap dog of yours , can you ? erica : jack is nobody 's lap dog . caleb : really ? erica : and you , such a prize . caleb : you know why women think they can turn men into something that they 're not ? because most men let them . men have forgotten how to be men , and women have forgotten how to be women . erica : you do n't think it 's because some men are so pigheaded , they do n't even realize that they could use a little help ? caleb : it 's because men like to have a little peace and quiet sometimes . erica : well , jack is not like you . caleb : i take that as a compliment . erica : boy , if jack knew where i was , he would just move heaven and earth to rescue me . caleb : hmm . i 'd let him . [ scene_break ] annie : i feel incredible . scott : yeah ? annie : yeah . everyone knows i 'm with pine valley 's newest power player . scott : ha ha ha ! let 's not get ahead of ourselves . i have n't done anything yet . annie : you are in charge of one of the most important companies in the world . you 're about to launch this revolutionary new product . it 's amazing . and i see the difference in you already -- in your confidence , the way you walk into a room like you own it . scott : yeah . annie : [ squeals ] i 've dreamt about this since i was a little girl . scott : what , lunch at the club ? annie : being one of the glamorous people . being envied . being admired . heads turning everywhere i go ? i mean , fabulous parties , fabulous outfits -- it 's really all i wanted . well , that , and to be secure . my entire life it 's like i 've been fighting to hold on to the things that i thought were mine , whether it 'd be my daughter or my freedom . i just want to wake up one day and not worry that it 'll all disappear . i want to wake up feeling like i 'm not gon na end up completely alone . scott : you are not alone . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , yeah . yeah , i wanted to be a rock star -- sold - out stadiums , world tours , girls putting their posters of me on the wall . but i gave that all up for the business world . but sometimes just before a big meeting i like to play air guitar to get psyched . [ karenlaughs ] j.r. : that 's strictly off the record . karen : you got to give me something . j.r. : how about an exclusive , something that every financial reporter would die to have ? the reason why i called you here is because chandler 's under attack by a deadly threat , goes by the name of `` annie . `` karen : your father 's wife who 's in love with your cousin ? that `` herald `` interview claimed everything worked out . j.r. : yeah , that 's what she wants people to believe , but she 's poison . she drove my father away from his family . now she 's working on destroying his company . the woman is insane . she spent months upon months in a mental institution after killing her own brother . and she charmed her way past the shrinks and the judges , and she went right into my father 's bed . annie is a pathological liar , and she 'll do anything to get what she wants , and what she wants is to bring chandler to its knees . karen : why are you telling me this , j.r. ? j.r. : well , i needed someone to hear the real story , someone who would get the truth out there fast . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , you 're good to go . i 'm gon na head out , and i 'll give you a call about babysitting hours , ok ? madison : all right . well , thanks again for your help . really . ohh ! god , you got to be kidding me . ryan : it 's all right . hold on , hold on . we 'll fix it . we 'll fix it . we 'll fix it . come on . madison : thank you . ow . oh , my knee . ryan : easy with the knee , please . madison : welcome to my world . ryan : your world , huh ? your world of spilled coffee ? you 're not alone . [ scene_break ] david : jack is not gon na find anything in west virginia . nobody 's reading anything into erica 's disappearance . everyone just assumes that she 's lying low because she got caught stealing . greenlee : everyone except my father . he knows something is off , and now he 'll definitely not give up the search . david : i 'm working really hard to get answers , ok , so you do n't have to worry . jack knows nothing about our plan . greenlee : i do n't give a damn about our plan . my father loves erica . he bought an engagement ring , for god 's sake . you have no idea what 's waiting for him down there . what if he finds erica 's suitcase in pieces , her wallet with pictures of bianca and kendall ? david : stop . stop . greenlee : even if all he has is a bad feeling to go on , that 's enough . he 's gon na keep searching until he finds everything , and when he does , it 'll kill him . [ phone chimes ] greenlee : ohh . you know what ? we have to find erica , and we have to get my father back here in pine valley . david : perfect timing . [ scene_break ] doc : you know , on second thought , maybe ms. kane did n't say anything about going straight home . she was talking about that letter she got from pete cooney -- palmer cortlandt to you . jack : yes . what did the letter say , doc ? doc : something about stopping to smell the roses . maybe she took pete 's advice and went straight on out , took a personal tour of these parts . you know what they say abut women and cats : they 'll do as they please . men and dogs ought to just relax and get used to the idea . [ phone rings ] jack : excuse me , doc . hello ? greenlee : dad ? thank god . jack : greenlee , what is it ? what 's wrong ? greenlee : i just got a call from the s.e.c . they 're sending an agent over to fusion to look over our accounting books . jack : it was n't supposed to be so soon . greenlee : they want answers , answers i ca n't give them . what am i going to do ? jack : calm down and just tell me . what did they say ? greenlee : i ca n't calm down . where is she ? where 's erica ? jack : greenlee , i do n't know . i have n't found erica yet . well , someone needs to be here to defend her . her freedom and my company are on the line . if this guy starts grilling me -- jack : greenlee , listen to me . i want you to calm down and just hold them off as long as you can . i 'm on my way to the airport right now . greenlee : he 's on his way back , and he has no idea where erica is . [ scene_break ] erica : what are you doing ? caleb : hmm . wo n't be any rain for at least another 24 hours . erica : how do you know ? caleb : those cirrostratus . clouds -- direction they 're moving in . it says there 's not gon na be any precipitation . erica : i had no idea you were so well - versed on meteorology . caleb : hmm . people have forgotten how to slow down long enough to appreciate the simplest things in this world , like clouds . look how beautiful they are . wind , trees , smell of the earth . by the time we do appreciate it , too late . but to you , it 's probably all just dirt and bugs . erica : maybe not . a really good friend of mine recently suggested that i slow it down a little bit , that i stop racing towards the finish line and enjoy the journey , breathe . huh . he may have found a way to force me into it . caleb : hmm . [ automobile runs ] erica : oh . is that a car ? hello ? hello , we 're over here ! oh , i 'm finally going home . i mean , it 's been a great experience , but i ca n't wait to get into a hot bath . over here ! hurry , please , here ! oh , what on earth are they for ? caleb : you . ha . erica : oh , hey , he 's got a uniform on , just like the one -- [ gunshot ] [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , i did n't know you were invited to jake and amanda 's wedding . madison : yeah . looks like a good time . ryan : yeah . so who you going with ? madison : i 'm gon na go stag -- or , whatever you call it for women . ryan : any chance i could change your mind ? madison : what about casual ? weddings are n't exactly casual . ryan : what are you talking about ? we would just be saving gas , the whole environmental thing , that 's all . on top of that , weddings are bad enough going alone , having to sit through speeches and the toast and the pictures . madison : and the dancing . ryan : dancing -- please , no more dancing . but if i do have to , it 'd be nice to have a partner that i 'm actually comfortable with . madison : with a bum knee ? ryan : we 'll use that as an excuse , so it 's perfect . madison : ok . i 'm in . ryan : great . madison : um , but wo n't greenlee be there ? ryan : yeah , she will . madison : so wo n't that be a little bit weird ? ryan : not for me . [ scene_break ] david : and you 're absolutely certain ? all right . no , i understand . it 's just that -- it 's ok . all right , thank you . thank you very much . [ hangs up phone and throws around papers ] damn it . greenlee : what is all this ? david : it 's nothing . greenlee : looks like leads on erica . david : yep -- leads that did n't pan out . greenlee : where 's cedar grove ? david : it 's in west virginia . i used the database at pvh to access the names and numbers of every hospital administrator within 300 miles of pigeon hollow . i 've been going down the list , discreetly asking about any crash victims that may have come in recently . greenlee : so you do think that erica 's plane went down ? david : i did n't say that . greenlee : `` relax , greenlee . do n't worry , greenlee . `` it 's all crap . you 're just as freaked out as i am . all that stuff about erica being fine , hiding out , planning her next move ? you were just telling me that to make me feel better . you really think that she 's -- david : i do n't know ! all right ? i do n't know ! [ sighs ] but , god forbid , her plane did crash and erica somehow survived , i 'm gon na find her . i 'm gon na do everything i can . greenlee : all this time you 've been telling me that she 's fine , that everything 's gon na work out the way we planned . david : and it still might . greenlee : how ? you think that erica is dead , because you tried to ground her plane . david : what do you want me to say ? ! greenlee : i just want you to be honest . i do n't want you to try to make me feel better . i do n't want you to tell me some story ! ugh ! our relationship is about trust , and all this time you 've been telling me that everything is fine when really you knew it was n't ! or maybe you think that it is . maybe ending someone 's life does n't bother you at all . how , david ? how is it possible that you could 've murdered erica and you feel nothing ? david : i have been trying so hard to stay strong for you , to protect you , to keep you from worrying . i want to fix this . i am gon na try to fix this . but if i ca n't -- greenlee : do you believe erica is dead ? [ scene_break ] scott : you already lived the glamorous life with my uncle . annie : yeah , but i could never fully enjoy it . with adam , you 're useful until you 're no longer useful . scott : oh , i 'd give him a little more credit than that . annie : i give you the credit . if it were n't for you , i would be separated from my daughter right now , and i would probably be living on the streets somewhere . you gave me hope again , scott . thank you . scott : you will find that safe , happy place that you and emma are looking for , that you deserve , with the right man by your side . [ scene_break ] j.r. : annie is a deeply disturbed individual . she is a two - faced manipulative -- and that should be enough to get you started . karen : ok , thanks . j.r. : mm - hmm . hi . marissa : who was that ? j.r. : oh , karen kelly . she 's a business reporter . she had some questions about chandler for her blog -- really boring stuff . marissa : huh . j.r. : yeah . karen : one last thing . annie was at oak haven , right ? j.r. : right . marissa : you were n't talking to her about chandler . you were talking to her about annie . j.r. : scott 's running my father 's company . if he 's hooking up with that psycho and she 's influencing his decisions , the business world has a right to know . it would be irresponsible . it would be downright criminal not to disclose that . marissa : so you were really talking about chandler ? j.r. : of course . marissa : you 're right . that is boring . you should 've told her you slept with annie -- that 's the juicy stuff . [ scene_break ] david : if i 'd been in denial , it 's only because i could n't stand the thought of what might have happened to her , what i might have done to her . but i have n't given up hope . despite the odds , i found you . i brought you back from the brink of death . and if erica needs me to do the same for her , i 'm gon na do everything in my power . everything . greenlee : i just thought you did n't care . david : huh . erica and i , we 've been through it . and i would do anything to change what happened . but we 're fighters , greenlee . we 're gon na get through this . wherever erica is , i 'm gon na find her . i really should start making some more calls . greenlee : i 'll be at fusion if you need me . david : greenlee ? are we all right ? greenlee : i do n't think either one of us can answer that . [ scene_break ] erica : what are you doing ? give that to me ! caleb : get the hell off my property ! next time you come back , i wo n't miss ! erica : are you insane ? ! [ automobile drives away ] erica : ohh ! that man was my ticket off this mountain ! caleb : that 's not a man ! that 's a worm , and i 've warned him before . get out of here ! erica : you hillbilly ! you are completely deranged ! i want out of here , and i want out of here now ! you get him back here , or i swear i 'll -- caleb : or you swear what ? you 'll ruin my life ? ha ! erica : he was no random trespasser . he came here to help us ! he was one of those rangers you told me to wait for ! caleb : that piss ant and his family are nothing but a bunch of damn thieves and poachers . and do n't you ever try to take a gun out of my hand again ! ever ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : i would never , i mean never , bring our marriage into this fight . what we have means more to me than any grudge or any business . marissa : i want to believe that . j.r. : but you ca n't . marissa , i am trying . i am really trying . marissa : i told you that this would take time . j.r. : and i told you i would do whatever it takes to make things right . but when you dig on me about annie -- i am doing what is necessary to save my family . marissa : is it necessary to go so extreme ? do you really have to get rid of scott ? i mean , if he can help make chandler more successful , then why do n't you just run the company together ? oh . it 's not just because he has controlling shares , is it ? it 's because he has annie . j.r. : i do n't give a damn about annie . chandler is my birthright . it is our son 's legacy . my father only gave it to scott to punish me . i had to fight my way back from death 's door to take a backseat to my cousin . marissa : oh , i thought you fought back for me and a.j . j.r. : of course , i did . you know that . [ looks at his watch ] marissa : let me guess -- you have a meeting ? [ scene_break ] madison : it had to be coffee . could n't be water or club soda . ryan : at least they 're awake . [ laughs ] greenlee : this is agent pierce -- ahem -- from the s.e.c . he 's here to look at the books . you can take a seat right there , where i can see you . here you go . do your thing . agent pierce : have you heard from erica kane ? greenlee : fusion is my company . ryan : erica would never steal from her daughter 's charity . she 's gon na straighten this whole thing out as soon as she gets home . [ scene_break ] annie : the right man is hard to find . any suggestions of where i should look ? [ phone rings ] annie : oh . [ phone chimes ] scott : ahem . karen kelly 's new blog -- the office sent it over . annie : oh , look ! i got it , too . scott : huh . annie : `` annie chandler is a pathological liar , a home wrecker . she 's mentally ill and a murderer `` ? oh , my god . who did this to me ? [ scene_break ] erica : i am erica kane , damn it , and i have put my life on hold long enough ! now , i am sorry that my plane crashed into your house , but i will not stay here one more minute ! lunatic ! [ scene_break ] agent pierce : tell me about erica kane . greenlee : do you not understand english ? erica is n't here . deal with me . ryan : ok . excuse us for one second , thank you . look , i 'm not sure , but i do n't think antagonizing him is the best way to go . greenlee : i know what i 'm doing . [ elevator doors open ] greenlee : oh . jack : hi . greenlee : thank you for coming so quickly . jack : sure . is this the guy from the s.e.c . there ? greenlee : yeah . jack : all right . ryan : well , jack , hold on a second . any word about erica ? jack : no , no , not yet . ryan : but you must have talked to somebody ? jack : not anybody that was helpful in any way . ryan : nothing ? you got nothing ? not even an idea about where she could be right now ? jack : no , ryan , nothing at all . i mean , maybe if i could have stayed around a little longer . but greenlee needed my help , so i came right back . excuse me . ryan : yeah . all right . hey , hey , are you -- are you ok ? greenlee : other than being investigated by the s.e.c . , yeah , i 'm perfect . ryan : are things still tense with david ? greenlee : i do n't know what you 're talking about . ryan : greenlee , come on . i saw you guys arguing at chandlers ' , then at krystal 's restaurant . there 's obviously something going on . greenlee : you were spying on me ? ryan : no , i was n't spying on you . it was kind of hard to miss . greenlee : could you just harass someone else ? i have work to do . ryan : hey , look at me for a second . if there 's something wrong , if you 're in trouble , i want you to -- greenlee : i told you , i can take care of myself . ryan : so there is something wrong . greenlee : excuse me . ryan : hey , where you going ? listen to me . i want to help you , but you got to tell me the truth , ok ? did you set up erica or did david ? is that what you guys are fighting about ? tell me . greenlee : i 'm done talking about this . but since you ask , my marriage is great . sure , david and i disagree once in a while , but the make - up sex is phenomenal . [ scene_break ] annie : oh , my god . scott : ok . one phone call , this blog disappears . she will post a retraction immediately or she will deal with my lawyer . stay here . annie : you did this . you are trying to ruin my life ! j.r. : i believe in the freedom of press . annie : it 's libel . j.r. : what i told that reporter was 100 % accurate . she has every right to get it out there . and believe me , it is way out there . yeah . is it just me , or are people starting to look at you funny ? annie : oh , my god . scott : hey , i am all over this . do n't you worry . we will force them to take this down . annie : it 's too late . that blog is all over cyberspace . it was j.r . scott : what ? annie : yeah . he was just here to rub it in my face . please get me out of here . [ scene_break ] david : i just stopped by to see if you were all right . it meant a lot to me that you came to me for help . i know . i 've been a lousy father . but i was hoping that this might be a new start for us . marissa : `` a new start . `` is that even possible ? david : i 'd like to think so , yes . marissa : i would , too . oh , god , i just -- i do n't know what to do . j.r. is just still all about this battle with annie and scott . david : annie ? why is he fighting with her ? why is he doing anything with her ? marissa : he wants her gone , and he 's insisting on going after her himself . he 's spending just so much time and energy on her . david : have you told him to stop ? marissa : of course , i have . he knows that this marriage is on very thin ice . annie knows that i 'm pissed , too . david : that is not enough . marissa : i 'm not you , david , ok ? i ca n't just blackmail her or drug her or lock her away somewhere , ok ? i wo n't ! david : how much do you want this ? how badly do you want to keep your family together ? marissa : i want it for a.j . david : then you have to be more assertive . protect what 's precious to you . do n't let this situation get out of control . rein j.r. in . because if you do n't , he 's gon na stray again . you can trust me on that . speak of the devil . j.r. : what are you doing here ? david : what does it look like i 'm doing ? talking to my daughter . j.r. : oh . about what ? david : you . despite the fact that you 've hurt marissa , she 's giving you a second chance . do n't ask me why . she 's trying to believe that you could actually be a good husband and father . you have to know i have serious doubts . marissa : as if you have any right to criticize j.r . he made a mistake , ok , and he 's doing everything he can to make up for it . he 's standing by his wife and his child , which is a hell of a lot more than i can say about you ! david : marissa -- marissa : get out ! and do n't ever let me hear you put down my husband again . [ door closes ] j.r. : wow . thank you . marissa : well , we do n't need any more trouble in this house . we already have annie , right ? j.r. : not for much longer . marissa : do you know how hard this is for me , how completely humiliating ? i have to live in the same house as my husband 's lover . j.r. : she 's not my -- marissa , it 's over . marissa : is it ? because i have asked you again and again to stop going after her and focus on what 's really important . every time you blow me off , i feel like i 'm betrayed all over again . i need you now , j.r. , and your son needs you . what could be more important than that ? j.r. : nothing . marissa : then prove it . prove that a.j . and i come before everything else . [ scene_break ] madison : maybe you should go with her . ryan : she said she 's ok . i 'm gon na take her word for it . [ elevator stops ] greenlee : come on . come on , come on , come on . [ sighs ] erica : [ applauds ] bravo , greenlee . very well done . greenlee : you 're -- erica : looking pretty damn good for someone who passed on . greenlee : this is in my head . you 're not real . erica : i have so enjoyed watching you . i 've enjoyed watching you squirm . i mean , that thing you just said to ryan ? that was pretty childish . but i just loved your speech on the web -- playing the part of the fearless leader of fusion . so sincere , very impressive . but your shoes , not so much . greenlee : you are not real . erica : do you honestly think you 'll get away with it ? the man going over your books , he 's just the beginning of your nightmare . oh , what 's the matter , greenlee ? are you a little claustrophobic ? greenlee : get away from me . erica : oh , there 's enough air in here for a while . are you feeling trapped in here ? well , just wait till you get to your prison cell . greenlee : i am not going to prison . erica : of course , you are -- just as soon as your husband turns on you , makes you take the fall for everything . greenlee : david loves me . erica : he loves himself more . i mean , if he has to choose between his freedom and yours , you 're going down . you 're going all the way down . greenlee : you know something ? you 're just as annoying dead as you are -- [ erica disappears ] [ elevator doors open ] [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm just gon na sit here for a minute , and i 'm gon na warm up , and then i 'm gon na go . mudslides , infections -- none of it scares me half as much as spending another minute here with you . caleb : you 're scared of me ? why ? erica : you almost shot someone . maybe it 's how you get your kicks . you drag women up here and get them all dependent on you , and then you feed off their helplessness and their fear and -- aah ! oh , no , do n't ! stop it ! stop it ! get off of me ! get off of me ! [ scene_break ] scott : planting that story on annie was cruel . j.r. : as long as that woman has got you by the stones , chandler 's in danger , which means i 'll keep coming . scott : oh , you are so damn transparent ! you -- [ marissa walks out of the room ] scott : you ca n't have annie , so you do n't want me to have her either . j.r. : annie ? annie makes me sick . scott : no . no , what makes you sick is knowing that i am going to end up with everything that you want -- chandler , your father 's respect , his wife . j.r. : hmm . you 're a joke . scott : i 'm a joke ? these attacks on annie , your pathetic attempts to get into my way -- they are all gon na blow up in your face , little cousin , and cost you the one person who still gives a damn about you . [ scene_break ] annie : do you have any idea what your husband did to me ? marissa : i read the blog . did you ? annie : of course . marissa : well , tell me , annie , what part of it was n't true ? what j.r. did to you is nothing compared to what i 'll do if you ever touch him again . annie : i feel so , so sorry for you . because you know no matter how hard you try , j.r. is still obsessed with me . [ scene_break ] jack : erica , it 's jack again . look , the guy from the s.e.c . is at fusion right now . i need you to come home . i 'd like to give you ultimatums , but if you 're not back here by jake and amanda 's wedding , i 'm gon na come after you , and this time i 'm not gon na stop until i find you . [ scene_break ] erica : let go of me ! let me go ! get off of me ! get off ! caleb : hey ! see that ? your blanket was on fire . i was just trying to put it out . huh ? erica : do n't you ever touch me again . caleb : you know what ? you 're not my prisoner here . you can leave anytime you want . do us both a favor . sorry for trying to save your life . erica : i 'm going back to that plane wreckage , and i 'm sure that i can find something -- a radio , a flare , maybe my cell phone ! anything , anything that will keep me the hell away from you . caleb : [ looking up ] thank you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at confusion ] [ greenlee gasps when david touches her back ] david : hey . i 'm sorry you 're so stressed out . i 'm sorry for the stress i 've caused you . i 'm gon na make it right , greenlee . we 're partners . i should 've trusted that . i should 've trusted what we have . greenlee : i 'm not going anywhere , david . david : i 'm sorry . i am so sorry . singer : best thing i ever had take me back
in the living room of the chandler mansion , j.r. tells annie not to worry that he wo n't ever kiss her again . scott walks in and invites annie to lunch . ryan carries some boxes upstairs to fusion for madison . at wildwind , greenlee gets a text message from jack . in west virginia , jack talks to doc about erica . over lunch at the yacht club . annie inflates scott 's ego and relishes in getting what she 's always wanted -- security and admiration . scott assures her she 's not alone anymore . j.r. meets with a reporter to give her the scoop on annie who 's a threat to chandler enterprises . ryan lets madison know that he will call her about her babysitting hours . at wildwind , david assures greenlee that jack will find nothing in west virginia . david reveals to greenlee how scared that he is over erica and the possibility that she may be dead . greenlee is glad to hear that her husband actually cares . doc tells jack about palmer 's letter to erica urging her to stop and smell the roses . outside of the cabin , erica sees a car and tries to flag it down . caleb begins to shoot at the car to run them off . erica and caleb struggle over the gun . while erica screams at caleb , he grabs her , throws her down , and gets on top of her while she struggles . then he claims he was just trying to put out a fire on her blanket , but she warns him not to ever touch her again .
[ previously_on ] erica : you preyed on my daughter bianca . lena : no , erica , i love bianca -- luis : how many of these deliveries come through here every week ? reggie : a lot . why ? luis : because i think we can do some business . anna : i ca n't do this on my own . david : just do what you think is best . leave me out of it . [ scene_break ] man : and the last day of ms. kundera 's employment ? erica : oh , it 's right there on her termination notice . man : uh , yes , i see . ok , that wraps it up . i appreciate you contacting immigration service , ms. kane . erica : oh , i 'm merely doing my duty as a good citizen . so , ms. kundera has been notified that she will be deported ? man : yes , she has . erica : and what is the time frame on this ? are we talking about weeks , days ? man : actually , ms. kundera will be escorted onto a plane in a matter of hours . erica : oh . boyd : excuse me ? you 're having lena deported ? erica : this does n't concern you , boyd . boyd : erica , going after lena is probably the worst move you can make . lena : ms. dupres , you may not remember me , but -- greenlee : you 're the polish predator who crashed the fusion party and did scout work for michael crummiest . why are n't you in jail ? lena : i -- i agreed to cooperate with the district attorney . greenlee : in exchange for immunity . lena : look , i know i made a terrible mistake . greenlee : this is another one . lena : i 'm trying to rectify some of the damage -- greenlee : save it . lena : ms. dupres , i got a letter this morning from immigration . my visa 's been revoked . greenlee : what does that have to do with me ? lena : i need a job . jack : all right , you got it ? reggie : i got it , man . jack : reggie , reggie , where is your work belt ? reggie : i do n't need one . jack : yes , you do . you 're going tear your back up . reggie : no , i do n't . look , i got this , all right ? i got it . jack : all right . man : hey , reg . i 've got another load of two - by - fours here . reggie : oh , no problem . i 'll sign . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa -- that 's ok . i got it . you know what ? let me sign for that . i could use your muscle to clean up the mess you just made . reggie : i 'll take care of that later . i got it . jack : look , reggie , i appreciate your enthusiasm in this project . i do . but you ca n't do everything , ok ? reggie : yes , i can . i need -- jack : no , you ca n't . so will you please just go do that ? joni -- joni : what ? jack : from now on , when inventory comes in , do me a favor -- check it out , sign off on it . you are now in charge of inventory , ok ? reggie : oh , so joni gets my job ? i am not taking orders from joni , ever . tad : you know what mom used to say when i 'd study too hard ? not a damn thing . it never came up . what 're you doing ? joe : ah , skimming some articles . tad : why ? joe : looking for answers . tad : as to why leora died ? joe : if there 's anything anyone could have done -- tad : you 'd have done it . you know that as well as i do . joe : well , but they 're blaming themselves . tad : no . anna 's blaming herself . david is blaming us for dragging him out of her surgery . joe : i know . the death of a child is always very , very difficult to accept . it 's only natural to lash out . tad : yeah . well , he certainly went off on both of us . joe : yes , he did , did n't he ? let 's just hope he 's a little more rational this morning . tad : are you absolutely sure you want to do this ? joe : have to . ca n't delegate that . besides which , i promised your mother i 'd do it . tad : ok . come on . i 'll drive . joe : i 'll be with you in just a bit . i have to -- i have to leave some instructions for my secretary . tad : pop -- joe : yeah ? tad : you did everything you possibly could to save that little girl . try to let it go , ok ? i will wait in the hall . anna : did you sleep at all ? david , do n't . david : leave it . anna : i can make some coffee if you want . i talked to the funeral director last night , mr. lewellen . he would like us to come down this morning and talk about the arrangements . he wanted me to -- to bring something for leora to wear at the -- when she gets buried . i thought this -- her easter dress . david : i bought her that dress . anna : i know . we were all at the mall , and you saw it in the window and could n't wait to get it on her , so -- we got her all dressed up , had her picture taken with the easter bunny . i could n't find the shoes . i looked in the wardrobe . think i 'll just check around a bit more . i know they 're somewhere . and you 'll get a shower and get ready ? mr. lewellen is expecting us . david : i 'm not going . anna : david , we ca n't put this off . decisions have to be -- david : i said i 'm not going . [ phone rings ] aidan 's voice : hi , this is aidan . leave a message after the beep . [ beep ] [ phone rings ] jack : yeah , jack montgomery . hello . jack montgomery here . anna : hi . it 's me . jack : hi , anna . anna : i 'm sorry to bother you , but i have to go to the funeral home this morning to make arrangements , and david ca n't come . jack : which funeral home ? anna : it 's lewellen brothers , on pine street . jack : right , right . you need -- do you want me to come get you ? anna : no . that 's ok . i 'll meet you there . jack : all right , i 'm on my way . anna : thank you . jack : yeah . jack : listen , you two , something 's come up . i 've got to get out of here . reggie : oh , no problem . i 'll take care of everything , all right ? jack : just remember joni 's in charge of inventory , ok ? reggie : oh , so i do n't get a say - so in this ? jack : yeah , you get all the say - so you want when we get home later . right now , just do as i say , ok ? i got to go . joni : what 's with the attitude , reggie , huh ? what ? luis : recess is over . you , heel . and just what are you looking at ? joni : nothing . reggie : you show your face around here too much . you just missed the d.a . luis : actually , jack ai n't got nothing on me . reggie : that 's good , and you need to try to keep it that way , too . luis : i got the pickup out back . let 's go load it up . reggie : it 's not going to happen today . i 'm not in charge anymore . luis : since when ? reggie : since jackson gave the job to joni , your friend , remember ? luis : then i suggest that you get your woman in line and you make sure she stays out of my way . erica : agent fleming , i appreciate your prompt attention in this matter . agent fleming : thank you , ms. kane , for apprising us of ms. kundera 's change in work status . erica : well , please , just let me know if i can be of any further help . agent fleming : good day . erica : good day . boyd , the r & d meeting is not until after lunch . boyd : erica , look , i 'm the first to blast lena for her ethics , all right ? erica : as if she had any . boyd : look , i know she used people , ok , and abused their trust . i was one of them . but i really believe that lena 's sincere about wanting to turn her life around . and , besides , does bianca know you 're having her girlfriend deported ? erica : her ex - girlfriend , and i 'm doing no such thing , boyd . boyd : erica , you sicced i.n.s . on her . erica : boyd , i 'm running a business here . i agreed to sponsor lena as long as she was employed by enchantment . now she 's no longer on my payroll , and it was my civic duty -- boyd : to what , turn her in ? erica : i merely notified the i.n.s . of a change in her work status . that is what i am obliged to do to meet the criteria for the federal mandates . boyd : oh , come on , erica . that 's bureaucratic bull , and you know it . you 're trying to run lena out of the country any which way you can . erica : that is your perspective . and even if i were , since when did you become the great defender of this lying , conniving thief ? boyd : maybe since i found out there 's more to lena than her mistakes . erica : mistakes ? boyd , lena is a corporate saboteur . she stole your revolutionary anti - aging formula . boyd : erica , please , admit it . this is n't about enchantment . erica : this is all about enchantment -- our cutting - edge research , our hard work , our success . yes , it is . and if at the same time i can protect bianca from lena , then it is worth it . boyd : you see ? erica : oh , fine . ok . you 're not onboard with this , then maybe you ought to go clear out your lab and join lena in a battle that you ca n't win . greenlee : uh , lena , let me see if i 'm getting this . you angled to bring down enchantment , and on the basis of your stunning deception , you want me to give you a job ? lena : i 'm very good at what i do . greenlee : hey , i 'll tell you what . you leave me your card , and when i have an opening for a backstabber , i 'll give you a jingle . lena : ms. dupres , i have an m.b.a. and a further degree in international finance . the reason i got my work permit was thanks to my very specialized expertise . greenlee : yeah , yeah , yeah . we all know what you 're good at . lena : erica kane employed me because of my background in finance with a focus on the cosmetics industry . and now that i 've left enchantment -- greenlee : you mean got kicked out on your kielbasa . lena : look , i think fusion will be the perfect venue . we each have something the other one needs . i wo n't make excuses for what i did behind closed doors , but i will tell you that my hands were tied . greenlee : no , you know what ? save your s & m exploits for your memoirs . i 'm out of here . lena : ms. dupres , i know it 's a lot to ask . you 're probably the last person on earth who 'd offer me a job . greenlee : gee , you think ? kendall hart is my business partner . you remember her ? the woman who got sucked into thinking michael cambias loved her ? the woman he wined and dined and bedded while he was tearing up the sheets with you , the whore of warsaw ? lena : have you never done something because you were desperate ? greenlee : how desperate do you have to be to use your body as a bargaining chip ? lena : i hope you never have to find out . boyd : erica , i challenge your motives , and now you 're threatening to fire me ? erica : boyd , challenging my motives is not part of your job description . i am about five seconds away from calling security and having them escort you from the building . boyd : you sure you want to do that ? erica : oh , why , do you think you 're indispensable ? no one is indispensable , boyd . i already own the patent on your anti - aging formula . boyd : yeah , you own my formula , erica , but you do n't own me , and you sure do n't own bianca or dictate her life . erica : how dare you . boyd : look , i dare because i care about your daughter . erica : if that were the case , then why would you wish that polish plague on her ? boyd : because bianca and lena love each other , erica , and i 've learned that you take love where you find it . erica : lena has caused my daughter nothing but misery . boyd : that 's not true , erica . lena 's given her a lot more than that . and if you were half as honest as you expect lena to be , you 'd own up to that . [ knock on door ] casey : erica ? oh , excuse me . we said 9 : 30 , right ? erica : we did , casey . of course we did . please , come in . you know my lead chemist , boyd larraby ? casey : sure . boyd and i are old friends . kudos on your breakthrough formula , although i hate you for not shopping it to me first . boyd : yeah , well , erica had first dibs , and my commitments mean something . erica : well , then , i 'll see you at the r & d meeting , boyd . boyd : take care , casey . in fact , i 'd proceed with extreme caution . erica : casey , please , sit . thank you for stopping by . casey : what 's up ? erica : well , i wanted to warn you about a certain corporate shark who just might be making the rounds . her name is lena kundera . casey : ah , the stealth slut who worked with michael cambias . erica : ah , exactly . and the worst hire i ever made . so just be on the lookout , you know , in case she decides to storm giovanna 's gates . casey : oh , say no more . lena kundera will never eat lunch in this town again . lena : please , greenlee , i need to stay in america . i need to stay close to bianca . if i 'm deported -- greenlee : that is so not my problem . lena : bianca mentioned she was close to your late husband . greenlee : you really are good . lena : the only reason i mention it -- greenlee : is to guilt me into giving you a job , because that 's what leo would have wanted . lena : i 've offended you . greenlee : this whole conversation offends me . have a nice trip . lena : is there anything i can say to change -- greenlee : nothing . lena : thank you for your time . bianca : hey , what was that about , you and lena ? greenlee : she was making a play for me . bianca : what ? greenlee : your polish pastry is being deported , so she hit me up for a job . seems she wants to stay in the u.s.a. and be your good - time girl . bianca : so what 'd you tell her ? greenlee : i told her to get lost . i have no use for a lying , conniving -- bianca : oh , do n't , greenlee . you have no idea what lena has been through . greenlee : boo - freaking - hoo . bianca : her whole life has been one struggle to the next . greenlee : binks , how can you side with her when she used you , tried to ruin you and your mother ? bianca : people change . greenlee : not true . bianca : all right , then , what about leo ? how do you explain him ? anna : tell me i 'm not here . tell me this is n't real . jack : here he comes . man : ms. devane ? anna : yes . man : i 'm mr. lewellen . please , accept my sincere condolences . anna : thank you . mr. lewellen : come in . jack : thanks . mr. lewellen : is this dr. hayward ? anna : no . jack : no , actually , i 'm jack montgomery , a friend of the family . anna : dr. hayward 's -- he could n't bring himself to be here . singer : who can say for certain maybe you 're still here i feel you all around me your memory so clear deep in the stillness i can hear you anna : this is her little dress . i could n't find the shoes . mr. lewellen : not to worry . i usually ask if there 's a special memento or keepsake you might like to place inside the casket . a teddy bear , perhaps . anna : oh . well , her blanket . she ca n't sleep without her blanket . singer : watching over me from up above fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star i wish upon tonight to see your smile if only for a while to know you 're there a breath away 's not far to where you are i can see you here inside my dreams mr. lewellen : have you given any thought to what type of service you 'd like for leora ? anna : no . mr. lewellen : that 's perfectly normal . take your time deciding what would best suit your needs . anna : i need to lay my daughter to rest for everyone 's peace of mind . i want to bear witness to the life -- and -- i 'm sorry . i want to -- life and death of our little child . mr. lewellen : that 's very well put . do you feel up to the task of choosing a casket ? singer : up to where you are beyond the distant star i wish upon tonight to see your smile if only for a while to know you 're there a breath away 's not far to where you are anna : see , daddy set the camera up . look ! smile for daddy . david : oh , great . she 's too small to smile . anna : nonsense . she just has to hear your voice and she smiles . singer : that love will live on and never leave fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star i wish upon tonight to see you smile if only for a while to know you 're there a breath away 's not far to where you are i know you 're there a breath away 's not far david : daddy does love my little girl . hey . daddy loves you , honey . [ knock on door ] david : daddy loves you , baby . mr. lewellen : thank you , ms. devane . i 'll see to all the arrangements . anna : i 'll bring leora 's blanket next time . mr. lewellen : please feel free to stay in our chapel as long as you like . jack : thank you . is there anything i can do ? anna : you 're doing it . jack : i 'm happy to . but , anna , i 've got to ask you , i mean , what happened to david ? anna : he just ca n't cope with this . jack : i see . anna : you know , i asked him last night if he could help me , talk about the arrangements . and he said that he could n't , so i -- i called mr. lewellen myself . and while i was in the other room , he smashed the cradle to bits . and then this morning when i showed him the dress , he shut himself inside the bedroom . he shut himself away from me . jack : well , i 'm here for you . whatever you need , you let me know . anna : thank you . i really need my daughter 's father . joe : david , tad and i are here to offer our condolences . david : anna 's not here . joe : ruth is out of town , but she asked me to convey her deepest sympathy . david : did you get the autopsy results ? joe : not yet . david : well , you must have some conclusions . how long did leora struggle with her breathing in surgery ? joe : the anesthesiologist noticed a high - pressure buildup about the time you entered the o.r . david : did anybody have the good sense to check the wires ? joe : david , you know tuttle . he 's one of the top men in his field . david : well , you 're the chief of staff , joe , and yet everyone keeps forgetting that you stepped aside due to diminished capacity . tad : david , if you 're looking for someone to blame , that someone is not my father . joe : it 's all right , tad . it 's all right . david has the right to question his daughter 's treatment . david , sooner or later , you will have to accept the fact that there was nothing anyone could have done to save leora . her condition was too grave . david : what about your condition , joe ? when are you going to finally accept the fact that you 're just not good enough ? reggie : here , joni , let me help you with those papers . joni : no , no , i did n't ask mr. montgomery for this job , ok ? reggie : you did n't tell him no , either . joni : why should i ? reggie : because it was my job . i 'm supposed to be taking care of the business . joni : well , i guess he thinks i 'm more qualified than you are . reggie : well , then , i want my job back . just tell him that the work was too much for you , ok ? joni : but it 's not . reggie : just do it , ok ? joni : no , reggie . make me , ok ? greenlee : bianca , you 're comparing lena to my leo ? bianca : you do n't see the connection ? leo came to pine valley after your money , acting under the influence of his mother . lena came to pine valley after boyd 's formula , acting under the influence of michael cambias . it 's the same m.o . greenlee : no , not the same . i forgave leo . you gave lena her walking papers . so why are you defending her ? bianca : because of you . greenlee : me ? bianca : yeah . leo hurt you down to the core . that night at your engagement party when you found out that he had been married before -- not for love , for money -- you broke it off . you told him that you never wanted to see him again . greenlee : i remember that night . leo came to my loft , begging me to forgive him and give him another chance . but i did n't let him in . bianca : not right away . but you did forgive him . greenlee : so , if i 'm such a shining example , what are you waiting for ? go find lena . kiss and make up . bianca : is that what you did ? greenlee : no . i made him suffer and me along with him . it was hell for both of us . bianca : how did you know that you could trust him again , after everything that he had done to you ? greenlee : i just looked at him , deep into those big brown eyes , and i knew it was right . we were right . and if you 're lucky -- i mean , really lucky -- you 'll feel it , too . excuse me . erica : bianca , sweetheart , what are you doing ? bianca : i 'm here for the trade show . erica : no , i mean , what are you doing with greenlee ? greenlee : you want to know what binks and i were talking about ? her love life . erica : excuse me ? greenlee : i was telling your darling daughter to go for the girl , give lena a second chance . erica : bianca is way too savvy to take your advice about anything . greenlee : actually , she did most of the talking , comparing lena to leo . erica : leo was charming and caring . bianca : so is lena . erica : bianca , honey , why do n't we just head right into the dining room ? bianca : no , no , i 've already seen all of the displays . i 'm going to go back to work . greenlee : you 're not going to win this one , erica . erica : i beg your pardon ? greenlee : lena is -- bartender : thank you . greenlee : ga - ga over binks , and i think it cuts both ways . erica : well , i have no intention of discussing -- greenlee : what , discussing your daughter 's love life ? you 'd have to wash your mouth out with soap . erica : casey wexler told me about this little contest you 're running , the search for the sexiest man in america ? color you desperate , greenlee . greenlee : really ? did casey also tell you that fusion girls are lining up their boyfriends in clubs from coast to coast , giving us national name recognition ? erica : yeah , fad promotions are a dime a dozen . greenlee : this is a solid - gold idea , and you ca n't stand it because you did n't think it up first . the heat you feel is me breathing down your neck . erica : yeah . here today , gone tomorrow . greenlee : just like one of bianca 's girlfriends . how long before binks does the math , figures out you engineered lena 's return to her motherland ? erica : what are you talking about ? greenlee : oh , come on , erica . lena gets a call from the i.n.s . telling her she 's being deported ? that has erica kane written all over it . tad : maybe it was n't such a good idea to come . david : what did you both expect , huh ? that you 'd come here , i 'd welcome you with open arms ? i 'd suddenly realize i made a mistake and beg for your forgiveness ? and that sweet little speech of yours yesterday , telling me that you know how i 'm feeling , comparing your loss with mine ? tad : i was n't comparing my loss to -- david : it does n't even come close . your pregnant ex - wife died thousands of miles away in a car crash . your baby was n't anything more than a sonogram left in an empty apartment . tad : to you , maybe . as far as i 'm concerned , i lost a wife and a daughter . david : no . you lost your wife the second she slept with me , tad , and now you finally got me back . you dragged me out of that o.r . , and you kept me from saving my little girl . tad : you are out of your mind . david : you have no idea . anna : i 'm really worried about him . jack : well , i can certainly see why . anna : you know , i 've often wondered what it must feel like to hold someone 's heart in your hand and bring it back to life . you know , david 's done that dozens -- hundreds of times -- saving someone 's life . so why would n't he assume that he has the power over life and death ? jack : what do you think ? do you think david could have saved your baby 's life ? anna : no . no , i do n't think he could have . and he 'll never forgive me for that , ever . luis : yo , what 's up with pollyanna ? reggie : yo , she 's not a problem , ok ? luis : you sure ? because if she opens her mouth -- reggie : yes , i 'm sure . she 's not a problem . i have it under control . luis : man , you got a thing for her . reggie : no , i do n't have a thing for her , man . luis : shh . yes -- reggie : i do n't . luis : look , i understand , all right ? i 'm down with that . pollyanna be looking mighty tasty . might have to help myself to some of that . reggie : you touch her again , i swear to god i 'll kill you . erica : lena kundera is a cancer on this town . greenlee : and you 're going to remove her with surgical precision . erica : why would you even care , greenlee ? greenlee : gee , let 's see . maybe i do n't like it when mothers get in their daughters ' way . or maybe i do think lena 's love life rates a second act . or maybe , just maybe i 'm a hopeless romantic who wants to see lena and bianca hook up so they can live happily ever after and float down main street in the gay pride parade . erica : oh . you know why you hate me so much ? greenlee : why do n't you tell me ? erica : because you want to be me when you grow up . and in spite of all your desperate hype and your spin and your inflated sense of who you are , you know that you will never be me . you stay away from bianca . you 're the last person on earth that she would need any help from . greenlee : hi , granddaddy . good , thanks . listen , i have a lead on a brilliant financial mind , a good friend who needs a job asap . lena kundera . yeah . promise me you 'll hire her , no questions asked ? jack : you know , anna , when life throws you something this horrific , this unbearable , it 's hard to believe it 'll ever be better . so anything david says in the next few days or weeks , i would n't take to heart -- anna : no . everything gets better with time , right ? jack : well , it does for most of us , yeah . anna : david is n't most of us , though . jack : yeah . anna : if he were , i would n't have been so drawn to him . he would n't be the father of my child -- have been the father of my child . jack : so he shuts down , he shuts you out , but you 're at fault because you do n't measure up ? anna : no . no , i 'm not going to do that to myself , no . jack : good . anna : leora was conceived out of love , but the power of love could n't really save her . jackson , i 'm going to miss her every day of my life . is n't that strange ? jack : no . why would you think that 's strange ? anna : because i hardly knew her . really , i did n't know her for very long . jack : anna , did you love her any less than if she would have grown up to do and be all the things you dreamed for her ? anna : i just wanted her to be healthy . i just wanted her heart to beat next to mine . that 's all i really dreamed for her . oh . jack : here . tad : i 'm trying real hard to feel sorry for you , but you 're determined to turn this into some kind of vendetta . you need help , and it 's obviously not the kind of help that we can give you . david : why do n't you just go to hell ? joe : david , these are leora 's things from the hospital . i thought you might want to go through them . take care of yourself . [ next_on ] woodruff : you do n't want to help bianca . you want to hurt erica . boyd : i thought you said you needed a favor . bianca : it 's probably already too late . michael : just how badly do you want to stay in this country ? girl : did you miss me , daddy ?
david spends all night besides leora 's smashed crib . anna comes over and asks him to go with her to make funeral arrangements , but david refuses . disappointedly , anna calls jackson and asks him to accompany her . tad and joe go to comfort david , but david still blames them for leora 's death . he accuses tad of taking revenge for having the affair with dixie . tad tells him he 's out of his mind , and that he should n't turn leora 's death into a personal vendetta . after talking to the ins , erica has lena 's visa revoked . she also meets with a fellow cosmetics executive and asks her to make sure lena does n't get a job in pine valley again . lena desperately asks greenlee for a job , but greenlee sends her away disappointed . after talking to bianca , greenlee realizes the similarities between lena and leo . in front of erica , she encourages bianca to get the girl . later , erica warns greenlee to stay out of her business . she tells greenlee no matter what she does , she will never be as successful as her . greenlee does n't take the comment lightly and after erica leaves , she calls a friend and asks him to hire lena . luis shows up at the community center . when he makes a few suggestive comments about joni , reggie gets furious and tells him to stay away .
bianca : all right , kendall , this has gone on long enough . no more . you 're going to get up out of this bed , and i 'm going to tell you how it 's going to be . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . any news from the hospital or anything on kendall ? derek : no word yet . zach : i got to get out of here . derek : you know , normally i 'd be pretty ticked off if an arrestee used some kind of juice to skirt the process , but since kendall needs you , i 'll pass on being upset . zach : i got to get back there . derek : you 're one step closer . livia 's on her way down here with a judge and an ada . zach : down here as -- derek : this cell . you 're going to be arraigned right here , right now . [ scene_break ] tad : madden ? where the hell are you ? dixie : all of his stuff is gone . he 's already left . tad : ca n't be too late . dixie : he could be out of the country by now . tad : well , if he 's trying , he could n't have gotten that far . di : you 're back . how did it go ? j.r. : did you find her ? did you find kate ? dixie : you know about kate ? tad : aidan said you were watching madden . where is he ? how could he have gotten out of here ? di : greg left , but del is following him . tad : del ? del ? j.r. : i told her that del could n't handle this . jamie : yeah , he has n't checked in yet . di : del wants to find your daughter , too . you can use all the help you can get . tad : del could n't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel . what the hell were you thinking ? di : well , we were thinking that we were helping you and dixie , tad . dixie : it 's ok , it 's all right . thank you very much . we -- we can use all the help we can get . di : del wo n't let greg out of his sight . he 's on top of it . [ scene_break ] [ while del lies unconscious on the floor of the airport 's cargo area , greg watches over an unconscious erica in his plane . ] greg : it 's time to say farewell to pine valley , and not a moment too soon . finally we 're together as we should 've been from the very beginning . [ scene_break ] jack : no , no , no , no . we ca n't be too late . you ca n't be married , lily . lily : no , dad , there 's nothing you can do about it now . jack : lily ? lily : i 'm mrs. lavery . reggie : ca n't you just take back what you just did , huh ? call it a mistake or something ? lily : but it 's not a mistake . jonathan : lily wanted to get married -- uh , we both did . aidan : hey , maybe we should talk about this somewhere else , huh ? jack : no , we 're going to deal with this right here and right now . i 'm not walking out that door with this marriage legal . lily : then you 'll be in this room a very long time . jonathan 's my husband , and i 'm his wife , and we 'll be together till death do us part . jack : sweetheart , may i please talk to you ? please ? aidan : jonathan , how about we give lily and jack a minute , huh ? jonathan : hmm -- lily : no , do n't go anywhere . i wo n't talk to you without my husband . jack : sweetheart , i was so worried about you . are you ok ? lily : i 'm fine , now . but i 'm married to jonathan . reggie : oh , god , can this get any worse ? aidan : reggie , just let your father handle this , all right ? jack : i love you so much . you have a whole family who loves you . lily : well , i 'm married now , so jonathan 's our family , too . jack : you know how much i love you , lily . i was so scared for you . i was so frightened that something had maybe happened to you , that you 've gotten in some kind of horrible trouble . lily : well , i was in trouble . but then jonathan came to save me and once he was there , i was all right again . jonathan : i -- see , i told you . i told you that i would take care of you . lily : look , together we can do anything . that 's what married couples do -- they take care of each other . jack : i know you have feelings for jonathan . i know that he makes you happy , and you know that i have had a difficult time accepting that . but i also know that you 're growing up . lily : i am grown up . i had my birthday , and i 'm 18 . jack : i know that . that 's why i 'm trying so desperately to accept your relationship with jonathan . lily : really ? jack : lily , i want you to come home , ok ? now , we can talk about this . we can talk about you and jonathan being a couple , but this time we can do it right -- with supervised dates in public places , because this getting married , it 's just too much . i mean , it 's happened way too fast . we can get it annulled , you know , right now . lily : no . i 'm legally married . jack : you simply ca n't be . lily : if that 's the way you 're going to feel , i 'm not going to go home with you . i will not leave without my husband . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] tad : del 's not answering his phone . di : well , maybe he turned it off so that he could focus , or maybe he did n't want to be heard . j.r. : is it really true ? is kate alive ? jamie : we have a sister ? j.r. : dr. madden gave us some bs story about how she was dead . jamie : yeah , he showed us a death certificate . tad : yeah , i know . i could kill him . dixie : your sister is alive . and it 's my fault that she 's gone . j.r. : he stole her . dixie : no , not exactly . i -- let him talk me into signing her away . j.r. : well , i do n't get that . it was your daughter . i mean , how could you let anyone talk you into giving her up ? dixie : i know . uh , i -- you have every right to feel the way you do . it 's a very complicated story , and i ca n't get into it right now , ok ? suffice it to say that i was wrong . i was very wrong , so i have spent these last few years searching for her . that 's why i stayed away . i could n't come home until i found her . tad : i 'm going to find her . he 's not going to get away with kate . j.r. : you could 've told me . dixie : i 'm so sorry . jamie : look , why did n't you just come out and -- j.r. : no , no , you know , it 's my fault , too . i did n't let you tell me anything about her . tad : di , did you hear him talking to anybody , mention anything about where he might be going ? di : no , i got nothing . he just disappeared with del . tad : yeah , well , i 'm not about to let him get out of town . jamie : wait , he has a boat . j.r. : on the river ? tad : no , at the yacht club . it 's called the regeneration . di : catchy name . jamie : yeah , it 's not some little dingy , either . you could definitely take a long vacation on that thing . tad : well , you two get on that . i 'm going to check out the airports . j.r. : do n't worry , we 'll find him . jamie : and our sister . dixie : what are you doing ? tad : checking out all the passenger manifests for today , find out what he 's doing . come on , you sob . where are you ? [ scene_break ] greg : this is 65 quebec . i 'm still not getting three greens on the landing gear . i 've run the preflight check . yes , i 've tested the breakers and the led . i think i may need to have a mechanic come out and -- and check my front wheel base . as soon as possible , please . no , i have to get out this evening , so i 'd like a mechanic here as soon as you can . all right . thank you . we have a slight problem . it should n't be any trouble , though . by the time you wake up , pine valley will be far behind us and the atlantic will be spread out before us . and we 'll be well on our way to our new life . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom thinks that she has this whole kane women power thing cornered . ha . how many times has she told us that story of how she faced down a grizzly bear ? now , i 'm -- i 'm not doubting mom 's strength one bit . in fact , i always used to feel sorry for the bear . i mean , our mother can take down a whole pack of grizzlies , but so can we . and now we have to prove to her that we can match her . right now , kendall , open your eyes . come on . we got to start weaving tall tales of our own . you know what we got to tell spike ? that -- that his mom faced down a tower of bricks way bigger than a grizzly . you got to help your little boy conquer grizzlies of his own . oh , i see -- you think that you can wait me out . you think i 'm going to just lose steam and shut up . well , it 's not going to happen , kendall . i 'm a kane , too , and i have n't even begun to fight . [ scene_break ] zach : thanks for making this happen . judge : thanks ? your lawyer was n't the one pulled out of dinner with his wife . livia : it 's his anniversary . ryan and i pulled out a truckload of favors for you , so please -- best behavior . zach : ok . any news from the hospital , kendall ? livia : nothing yet . judge : where is that ada and the court reporter ? i do n't like people wasting my time . derek : they 're on their way , your honor . livia : we will get you back to your wife as soon as possible . zach : can i use your phone , please ? livia : sure . zach : thanks . hi . this is zach slater and can you page julia santos keefer for me , please ? julia : whew . pa announcer : julia keefer , line 7 . julia keefer , line 7 . julia : this is julia . zach : julia , hi . zach . anything new on kendall ? julia : well , there 's -- there 's no change , better or worse . we just have to keep watching . zach : how about the baby ? julia : he 's holding his own . and how about you ? zach : i 'll be a lot better when i 'm back at the hospital with my wife . julia : hmm . any idea when that 'll be ? zach : uh , ryan and livia -- they came through for me . they got the judge down here , and i 'm about to be arraigned . if anything changes , just call me , all right ? and if you ca n't get me on my phone , call livia . julia : will do . good luck . [ scene_break ] josh : dad , you still in here ? what the hell are you doing in here ? tad : where 's madden ? josh : why ? what do you want with him ? [ julia eavesdrops from outside greg 's office . ] tad : he stole my daughter . josh : what ? my dad makes babies . he does n't take them . dixie : well , he took our baby . tad : and we 're not alone . there 's no telling how many dozens , even hundreds of lives he 's destroyed . di : he left and no one knows where he went or why . dixie : we have to find him . tad : i 'm not much for medical diagnosis , but i consider your father a monster who lives to destroy people 's lives . josh : who are you to come in here and make all these accusations about my father ? tad : i need answers . dixie : we have to find him , josh . tad : he knows where my little girl is . josh : no . look at you -- talk about sick ? it 's in your eyes . you want to lynch first and ask questions later ? no way , i 'm not giving you any rope . di : they just want answers . josh : no . for all i know , you guys are trying to blame all your troubles on someone who did nothing but try to help you . he 's my family , i 'm not turning on him . tad : do n't talk about family . you do n't know anything about family . you owe this family . josh : what the hell are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan and i are going to stay married . he loves me . and while i 've been in new york , i 've realized that i really love him , too . i 'm an adult now . jack : i know that . i was n't able to see or talk to you on your last birthday . it was an awful feeling . my heart almost broke not knowing if you were ok , if you were even alive . please come home . lily : we 're going to boston . i 'm going to mit . we have a plan and a budget . and we even have back - up plans . we 'll make this work . reggie : lily , you ca n't just walk into mit and say , `` hey , i 'm a smart kid , sign me up . `` you have to apply , you have to write essays , get recommendations , and on top of all that , you have to get accepted -- not to mention tuition , lily . dad , the last time i checked , she does n't have an extra 30 grand laying around the house . lily : well , i 'll get loans . it 's an investment in my education . and the rates are currently very good . reggie : in the meantime , what are you going to do , hmm ? you do n't know what you 're in for . you 're headed into some new big city with this dimwit to take care of you . jack : reggie , reggie -- jonathan : um -- i wish that you could understand how -- how lily and i feel about each other . aidan : i think we all know how you two feel about each other . jonathan : we protect each other , ok ? hmm , we support each other . it 's like -- it 's like with us being together , we 're better people ourselves . jack , you 've felt that , have n't you ? jack : jonathan , you want me to understand this , but you 're trying to take my daughter away from the people who love her , the people she loves . lily : well , you were sending me back to boarding school . you were getting rid of me anyway . [ scene_break ] josh : what do you mean , i do n't know who my family is ? tad : josh , you ca n't hide behind the word `` family `` if it means protecting a man who tears families apart , who takes advantage of women , who talks them out of their children . di : he wants to decide who gets to have a child and who does n't . dixie : he took my daughter from me , and he wo n't tell me where she is , and he 's done much worse to many other women . di : he almost got kendall 's baby away from her . julia : and he tried to keep me from becoming a mother , too . josh : where 'd you come from , keefer , and since when were you pregnant ? julia : well , i never would be if your father 's lies had n't been found out . oh , and he also tried to convince amanda dillon to become a surrogate . josh : well , that 's just weird , but how is that illegal ? julia : josh , we 're not the only ones who feel this way about your father . talk to erica . josh : erica has been gunning for my father for a while . julia : ok , talk to ryan lavery . go to the jail and ask zach slater . tad : and now that he 's been busted , he 's disappeared , taken off for parts unknown . dixie : you have to help us , josh , please . josh : no . this is still my father 's office , and i want all of you out of here now . tad : not without this . josh : what the hell is that ? tad : josh , i 'm sorry . i know this is hard for you to understand . someday you will . where 's dixie ? dixie ? di : i did n't see her leave . wait , tad , wait . i 'm coming with you . julia : this sucks for you . i 'm actually sorry . josh : for me ? do n't be . julia : you love your father . you think he 's gone for good , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] jamie : here 's my cell number . if you see dr. madden , please call me right away . thank you . [ music plays ] jamie : anything ? j.r. : madden 's boat 's still out there , but no one 's onboard . jamie : well , did anybody come or go lately ? j.r. : well , not that anyone could tell me . he did have his tank topped off , though . he may intend to use it . anybody see anything in here ? jamie : not today . i paged the club manager , though , so -- j.r. : yeah . i wonder what she looks like -- our sister , kate . jamie : oh . oh , brunette , adorable -- just like my side . j.r. : you wish . jamie : hmm . j.r. : i wonder if we 'll ever see her . jamie : we will . we 're going to find this guy , and no matter what it takes to get him to talk , he 's going to tell us where kate is . j.r. : jamie , maybe you should go home , let me handle this . jamie : and handle madden alone ? j.r. : i 've got nothing left to lose . it might take a lot more than just chitchat to get the truth out of madden . i 'm leaving my son with babe . if i can give tad and my mother a daughter and you a sister , i might be able to make something out of this mess i call a life even if i go about it the wrong way . jamie : well , how about no freakin ' way ? j.r. : come on , jamie . you hate me for what i did to babe . i screwed you over again and again , just like i 've done everyone else . i 'm not letting you take the hit when it 's so much easier for me . look , you have a career , you have money , you have a good life . and what 's the big deal if i 'm the one to get the dirt on madden ? keeps your hands clean . jamie : it matters because there is no way that i 'm letting you go after madden without me watching your back , because deep down , i know you 've always had mine . [ scene_break ] greg : you 've always thought it was josh that kept you and i together . not so . now it 's just you and me . and pretty soon , you will understand why -- why i picked you all those years ago . [ plane takes off ] [ music plays ] greg : you and i remind me of an old german folk dance . two people start out dancing together , then they separate , then they twirl around the room dancing with other people . at the end , they come back together . it 's time now for you and i to finish our dance . [ scene_break ] jonathan : lily , jack was n't trying to get rid of you when he was sending you away to school . jack : i was just doing what i thought was best . maybe it was the wrong thing to do . i 'm sorry . jonathan : he -- he was just trying to get you away from me . reggie : yeah , no doubt about that . aidan : listen , jack , can i have a word ? it looks like you 're running out of plan bs here , mate . now , right now , you have a choice -- you let lily and jonathan come back on their terms or you watch them get on the next bus to boston . jack : oh , how about c , `` none of the above `` ? aidan , this is unacceptable . aidan : jack , if lily leaves , you may never see her again , so accept it . jack : sweetheart , you know , reggie is right -- you ca n't just walk into mit . and the application process to any college is going to take some time , so in the meanwhile , i want you to come home -- both of you , as husband and wife . i wo n't insist on an annulment . reggie : are you kidding me ? you -- jack : not for now , i 'm not . lily : well , if we come home , there 's one more condition . and i know it would be really uncomfortable for you to have jonathan living with all of us , so if we come back to pine valley , we 're going to have to have our own place -- together . [ scene_break ] bianca : ok . tough talk did n't work . time to try something else . kendall , you helped me through the roughest time of my life . i just want to return the favor . god , i wish i could just give you a hug . well , maybe i can . how about a little inspiration , huh ? it 's going to be summer soon . and i know that you 're hardly a sun worshipper , but you love the warm weather . you 're going to love it . i 'm already planning us a picnic , the perfect day . [ bianca imagines a picnic with miranda ] : oh , thank you , sweetheart . come sit down . mmm , they 're beautiful . i 've got an idea -- sit next to me . let 's share some of these with your auntie kendall . kendall : hmm . goodness , yes , i think i 'll take this from you , because you know what your auntie kendall likes . yes , you do . bianca : and she deserves lots of flowers , because she 's the one who got you that puppy . kendall : hmm . very nice . bianca : yes . look at her . kendall : i know , she is such an angel . she 's just like her mom . bianca : hmm . kendall : now , why is there trouble written all over spike 's face ? bianca : hmm , well , there 's good trouble and there 's bad trouble . miranda : i want to see the little baby . kendall : yes , yes , yes . bianca : you want to see the other baby ? kendall : and then there 's kane trouble . hmm , hmm , hmm . bianca : hmm . kendall : oh , look at this , look at this . bianca : see , right ? kendall : say hello to spike . bianca : ah . kendall : i do n't want this day to end . bianca : oh , well , it does n't have to . kendall : hmm . bianca : have n't you seen the forecast ? sunny skies from here on out . right , my handsome nephew ? is n't he handsome ? kendall : yes , he is . oh , my god . are we really two moms standing here in the park ? bianca : amazing , is n't it ? kendall : yeah . bianca : you know , we can do anything we want . wake up , kendall . open your eyes . see a new legacy . we 're definitely ready to introduce a male into the kane mix . [ scene_break ] julia : you 've lost your father , have n't you ? josh , do you think he 's done something wrong ? josh : i 'm not going to talk to you about my dad . it 's my family , my business . julia : well , let me tell you something about family , and i do n't expect you to fully understand this because you 're a guy . but to some women -- not all of them , but a lot of them -- having a child , having a family , becomes the core of who they are . women like dixie or me or now kendall -- the life that they create becomes their very reason for existing , and that 's what your father exploits . he makes women do whatever it is that he wants them to do , even if it goes against everything that they 've always wanted . he makes them question their choices , the value of their lives , the worth of their souls . it 's ugly , and it 's wrong . and it 's too late to go back and repair the damage that he 's done , but maybe it 's not too late to make some amends . josh : amends ? who says i 'm even buying any of this ? julia : josh , what -- what could all these people have to gain by making up stories about your father ? i do n't know all the facts about tad and dixie . i heard that for the first time today also . but if there 's any way to rectify just one thing that your dad did , is n't it worth trying ? help them find their daughter , josh . help tad and dixie . [ scene_break ] di : tad , will you wait ? tad : stop , all right ? i do n't need this right now . di : maybe i can help . i mean , what did you find out ? what 's in the printout ? tad : madden is listed on a flight that 's supposed to take off in an hour . di : ok , that 's good . tad : what ? di : listen , tad , i am sorry about del , ok ? he wants to help you , though , as much as i do . something must have happened to him . and , tad , i -- i 'm sorry that you 're going through all this with -- kate . but , i swear -- tad , look at me . if i had known , i swear i would 've told you . [ scene_break ] livia : i 'll post your bail , and you 'll be out in a minute . zach : thank you . i owe you one . livia : i 'm praying for kendall and for the baby . dixie : oh , zach , thank god you 're getting out of here . you have to help me . zach : no , i 'm going back to the hospital . dixie : no , madden is escaping . tad and i followed a lead to kate . it turned out that madden was behind it , and he is using it as an opportunity to slip away . he could be anywhere . he could be out of the country by now . please , please help us before it 's too late . dixie : listen , i am really sorry . i know you have so much going on with kendall and the baby . i would n't ask if it was n't urgent . zach : making sure madden does n't get away is urgent . dixie : we may never find him if he gets away this time . zach : hi . zach , again . any news on kendall ? ok . i 'll call back . madden wo n't get away . dixie : who are you going to call ? zach : calling someone who 's good at locating people . hi . zach . i need you to find dr. greg madden for me . when 's the last time you saw him ? dixie : um , i think he was at the hospital . zach : pine valley hospital . no , no , no , you do whatever you have to do . gloves are off . he 's done enough to you , erica , and kendall . dixie : thank you so much , zach . zach : it 's payback time . [ scene_break ] tad : i can only imagine the jerks you get in here sometimes . woman : some people can be pretty horrible . tad : hmm . i 'm sure you 're more than happy to help people if they 're nice to you . woman : sure , all the time . tad : oh . could you do me a favor ? i got a really -- a friend , a business associate who 's on this flight . his name is greg madden and i got to get some information to him . it 's pretty important , for business ? i wonder if there 's any way you could just go on the plane for , like , five minutes , find greg madden , have him come out because this is a -- this is a real deal breaker . woman : i 'd love to , but it looks like i ca n't . tad : you ca n't -- really ? woman : really . dr. greg madden is a no - show and final boarding is about to be called . sorry . tad : thanks , anyway . well , he could still show up . [ scene_break ] jamie : i ca n't even begin to imagine the kind of jerks you get in here someday -- acting like they own the place ? they have no idea how much better you can make their time here , and i 'm sure you can make things happen , pull some strings . heck , you 're probably the only person who even works around here . and from what i 've seen , you probably look pretty good doing it , too . susan : thank you . jamie : you 're welcome . do you happen to know a greg madden ? he has a boat over there -- susan : he 's -- jamie : third from the end ? susan : he 's a wonderful man . jamie : you have n't heard him talking about planning a trip somewhere , have you ? susan : i 'm not supposed to divulge information on members ' activities . jamie : and have you seen him on his boat lately ? susan : i 'm sorry . i ca n't . jamie : you ca n't or you wo n't ? susan : maybe a little of both . jamie : there 's no worries . it 's just that my aunt met dr. madden here at a party , and she 's recently divorced , all fragile and stuff . dr. madden asked her out on some sort of trip , and i just wanted to make sure that she was n't going to get played . susan : that is so sweet of you . i hope your aunt knows what a great nephew she has . j.r. : she does . do n't worry . susan : you do n't have to worry about that . dr. madden rarely goes out on the water with anyone . it 's like his own special retreat , and i did n't hear anything about him going anywhere . jamie : that 's good to know . my -- my aunt will be so happy . susan : hey , leaving so soon ? jamie : i 'm afraid so . i actually have to get back to the hospital . susan : are you a doctor ? j.r. : he 's going to be . susan : here -- if you ever want to go on a boat trip . jamie : definitely . susan : dr. madden might be at the airport . j.r. : really ? why would you say that ? susan : maybe he 's taking your aunt on a plane trip . well , he 's got a private jet . he trades flying stories with my boss all the time . [ scene_break ] julia : think about your own mother , josh . think about what it would 've been like for her if she had given birth to you and then somehow , someone had tricked her into giving you away . think of what that would 've felt like . tad and dixie just want to know where their daughter is . is -- is that so terrible ? where is your father going and how is he getting there ? i 'm sorry . this must be killing you . i did n't mean to make it worse . josh : he 's got a private plane . my guess is he 's probably already flown out of here . julia : thank you . [ scene_break ] greg : i 'm still waiting on maintenance to check my landing gear . [ pounding on door ] greg : oh -- he 's here now . thank you . oh . i 'm glad you could make it . mechanic : got a problem with your gear ? greg : yes , i 'm not getting any green lights on my landing unit . it 's urgent . i want to leave this evening . mechanic : in a hurry , huh ? let 's take a look . [ scene_break ] lily : well , all married couples live together . if you 're going to accept us as man and wife , then you have to accept that , too . reggie : dad , you 're not seriously going to let this happen , are you ? lily : i 'm not going to come back to pine valley unless we can have our own apartment together . jack : there 's plenty of room in our house , sweetheart . reggie : yeah , there 's plenty of room for this guy to try to take advantage of my sister . what ? you 're not in love with lily . you 're just some twisted psycho looking to get some , huh ? you ca n't find a girl your own age ? lily : do n't push him , reggie . reggie : oh , you ca n't find a girl your own age ? jonathan : that 's not it at all ! lily : do n't hurt him . do n't attack him , please . jonathan : i love her ! [ scene_break ] zach : no , that 's it . that 's madden 's corporation . regeneration , right . ok , i 'll call you from the car . dixie : what is it ? zach : did you know that dr. madden has a private jet ? dixie : yeah . zach : well , it 's right here in pine valley -- dixie : what ? zach : and it 's leaving tonight . come on . [ scene_break ] tad : i just do n't get it . where the hell could he be ? wait a minute . i got it . i know where madden is . you stay here in case he shows up . [ scene_break ] greg : can you fix the hydraulics tonight ? mechanic : whoever serviced her last should be written up . that line is n't just loose -- it 's completely sheared off . greg : well , take care of me as soon as you can , and i will take care of you . it 's very important i get out of here . mechanic : keep your pants on . i 'll do my best . i 'd take my anger out on the idiot who last serviced her if i were you . greg : i 'll remember that . mechanic : any idea who he was ? greg : i have a fair idea . i can assure you he wo n't work for me again . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] del : ahem . hello ? di : del ? is that you ? del : hmm . mm - hmm . where are you ? di : i 'm at the airport . oh , my god -- where are you ? i -- where 's madden ? [ del sighs ] del : the jerk knocked me out with something . di : are you ok ? del : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm at the airport , too , in the -- in the executive terminal in the cargo area . di : well , did you follow madden here ? did he lose you ? del : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . i -- i -- i helped him with his trunk , into his plane and -- di : he 's not taking a commercial flight ? del : no , he 's got his own jet , and that 's the last thing i remember -- bam , and i wake up here . di : oh , del . we have to stop him . i 'll be right there . del : hmm . whew . [ scene_break ] greg : damn it ! [ scene_break ] di : oh , del , there you are . oh , god . here , let me -- del : i said -- di : let me help you . del : i said i 'm fine . di : yeah ? well , you do n't look fine . what did madden do to you ? del : who knows ? i do n't know if he 's left yet . i -- di : ok . hey , hey , hold up there , champ . sit down for just a second . del : all right . where 's tad ? di : well , i think he 's probably figured out that madden had his own plane , and he 's probably around here somewhere . del : all right . give me a sec , i 'll be good to go . di : ok . del : all right ? we 're going to find this guy . [ scene_break ] jack : please come home . lily : to whose home ? jack : i 'll tell you what -- why do n't you and jonathan move into greenlee 's old apartment ? you can stay married and -- just come home . come back , please . lily : greenlee 's apartment is really nice . jack : yeah . lily : thanks , dad . jonathan : it -- it 's more than nice . thank you , dad . jack : let 's not push this . jonathan : ok . reggie : all right , listen . i could understand the whole marriage thing , all right ? but them -- you 're letting them move in together ? are you seeing the same guy i 'm seeing ? jack : reggie , if we do not go along with lily 's decisions , she 's going to walk out that door , and we 're never going to see her again . now , just -- let 's just see how it goes when we get back to pine valley , ok ? reggie : this is nuts . lily does n't even know about kendall and the baby yet , does she ? jack : let 's deal with one crisis at a time . we 'll tell her all about that when we get home . maybe there 's been some developments on that front . reggie : the thing is , erica must be going through hell . [ scene_break ] greg : we 're going to leave very soon , darling . you are even more beautiful than you were when we first met . how is that possible ? [ knock on door ] greg : ah . at last . [ as greg goes to open the jet door , someone knocks him out with a powerful blow . ] [ next_on ] tad : has anybody heard from dixie ? j.r. : nothing . tad : with madden missing and dixie out of touch , you got to remember , he 's desperate . if she does catch up to him , there 's no telling what he might do . kendall : bianca ?
bianca can not get kendall to wake up . she holds her unconscious sister and has a vision of herself and kendall with miranda and spike , at a picnic in the summer , acknowledging that they are all kane 's . zach is stuck in jail . derek tells him he will cut him some slack . josh catches tad , dixie and di in his father 's office and demands to know what their problem is with greg . tad tells josh there are many things he knows nothing about . josh protests that greg is his `` family `` , tad tells him greg does not know anything about family . julia then comes in and works on josh , convincing him that tad and dixie just want to find their daughter and she asks him if he can tell her where his father went . josh then tells her that greg left on his private jet . meanwhile , greg has erica drugged on his private jet . he 's also drugged del before del can stop him . di , dixie and tad try and fail to reach del on his cell phone when he 's passed out . jack , reggie and aidan catch lily and jonathan right after they 've gotten married . jack tells them he 's not going to allow that . but realizing his daughter is 18 and is breaking no laws getting married , he tells them he will accept their marriage and let them live in greenlee 's old apartment . jamie and jr go looking for greg . they talk about what kate would look like now and how they will feel when they see her . they argue about who should get their hands dirty going after greg madden . while greg has erica drugged on his jet , he has mechanical failure . the guy he calls informs him that whoever serviced it before is responsible for the problem he 's having now . di finds del after he 's come to . he informs her that greg left on his private jet . right after greg is ready to take off again and kidnap erica , somebody breaks into his plane and knocks him out .
zach : these are pretty good , right ? little birthday cakes . i like them . how do you like being 1 ? it 's a good age . you do n't have to deal with anything , really . hey . kendall : hey . zach : good morning . we 're just talking and spike tells me that he wants to start driving . i told him he 's ok to take your car , but if he wants to take mine , he 's going to have to learn how to walk first . kendall : hmm . zach : what do you think ? kendall : um -- how did you -- how are you awake right now ? i mean , did you sleep last night ? zach : i slept some . oh -- kendall : `` you slept some `` ? that must be nice . how are you so calm right now ? zach : that 's what sleep does . you should try it sometime . you know what we 'll do ? we will sing you a lullaby , so you can go to sleep and sleep an extra seven hours . you ready ? kendall : uh -- are n't you rattled at all about greenlee and what happened with greenlee last night ? zach : after what we 've been through ? no . not rattled by it at all . how about you ? kendall : i do n't understand . where is it written that we 're not allowed to have a peaceful , normal life ? zach : you do n't want a normal life , you 'd just be bored by it . and peace is on its way . what are you banging on that for ? kendall : well , what , is this your little lullaby that you 're going to sing me to get me to go to sleep ? zach : it 's part of it . i do n't sweat greenlee . you should n't , either . kendall : well , greenlee does n't kill people . but other than that , i would n't put anything past her . neither should you . [ scene_break ] val : excuse me , you can not go in -- greenlee : will you explain to this moron who i am ? val : i tried to explain to her that you were not ready to -- greenlee : well , clearly , you have amnesia , or early alzheimer 's ? erica : greenlee , stop . you do not come barging into my office and insult val or anyone else . it 's all right , val . i will speak to greenlee . greenlee : greenlee , your stepdaughter -- for now . val : i politely asked her to wait in the lounge until i could be sure that you were ready . erica : i know . i know , val . believe me , i completely understand . greenlee has -- ahem -- boundary issues . val : oh . so i recall . erica : all right , greenlee , what can i do for you ? greenlee : well , it 's what i can do for you . erica : i 'm extremely busy . greenlee : boost your ratings , send them soaring . erica : ah , and you would do that how ? greenlee : well , by ignoring your snipe about boundary issues and handing you the story of a life . a `` new beginnings `` expose . `` how zach slater pulled the plug on pine valley and smashed hundreds of dreams . `` [ scene_break ] zach : you 're giving greenlee too much power . kendall : well , when someone threatens to put my husband behind bars , it sort of worries me a little bit . zach : well , then trust your husband to get rid of the threat . kendall : how ? zach : how is irrelevant . give me till the end of the day . kendall : what are you going to do about greenlee ? zach : do n't get involved . kendall : all right , zach , you 're scaring me now . come on . zach : this battle is between me and greenlee alone . kendall : no , there is no `` you alone . `` [ spike babbles ] kendall : oh , yeah , yeah , you tell him . whatever happens to you happens to me . zach : you did everything for that woman . tried to give her a baby . and all of that out of love . and then i painted you into a corner , so now this is between me and greenlee . kendall : ok , honey , i love that you want to protect me . but the things that you do -- i mean , how far you go -- last time you wanted to protect me from greenlee , you cut out the whole power grid . zach : i 'm working on it . kendall : zach , i need to know what 's in your head . i need to know if you 're planning something that extreme . rachael : hello , hello . kendall : all right ! zach : hi , rachael . kendall : look who it is . rachael : there 's the spike - man . you ready to go see your dad ? zach : does he look older to you in any way ? rachael : oh , by hours and hours . zach : yeah , me , too . kendall : oh . zach : come here , stinker . oh -- oh , he 's so big ! kendall : all right . rachael : come here . zach : all right . i got to go . i have an appointment . kendall : no , wait a minute . hold on , hold on . wait , wait -- rachael , can you give us a moment , please ? rachael : yeah , sure . kendall : thank you . all right , munch . zach : i ca n't stay . i have an appointment . i 'm late already . kendall : all right , well , wait a minute . an appointment with who ? zach : i 'll meet you for lunch . i 'll pick you up . kendall : no , no -- ok , will you wait , please ? please wait . zach : honey , i 'll see you in a little while . hmm . kendall : oh . [ scene_break ] greenlee : are you silent because you 're stunned , or is something else in play ? erica : thank you for your story idea , but it 's just not my sort of thing . greenlee : you 're not surprised that zach caused the blackout ? you ca n't fake it . you knew . erica : greenlee , i think that it is extremely unhealthy to dwell in the past , and especially for someone like you . you have so many grievances . greenlee : like everyone else , you let it slide . what is wrong with you people ? erica : we 've moved on , and i think you should try it . greenlee : you know , the first step to moving on is placing blame where it belongs . erica : you know , you can blame whomever you wish . but i just will not build an episode of `` new beginnings `` around your bitterness . greenlee : you know , i ca n't be the only one . there 's got to be other victims . erica : huh . ahem -- `` victims `` ? greenlee : yeah . people who should have toddlers right now , but do n't because zach decided to play god . erica : i do n't do victims . i really focus on people who have overcome their setbacks , their disappointments . greenlee : yes , and handing out free passes to criminals . you used to hate zach . what changed ? erica : zach and i both love my daughter . greenlee : so you 're glad he pulled the plug ? you know , you 'd have done it yourself if you 'd thought of it first . erica : ok , i have a lot of work to do . greenlee : you hated that your daughter was going to be a surrogate for me , never mind that kendall wanted to give me a gift . erica : my daughter kendall was your guardian angel when you were nothing but needy and insatiable . my daughter was willing to give you her precious baby . and how did you repay her ? you spit in her face . greenlee : why did i even come here ? when have you ever supported me ? erica : you know something , greenlee ? you 're a big girl . you really ought to be supporting yourself . and while you 're at it , you need to lose that big chip on your shoulder , that incredible sense of entitlement . [ scene_break ] di : i 'm afraid i may know the answer to this , but how was spike 's birthday party ? annie : it -- started out pleasant , then hit a glitch , and went straight to hell . di : and by glitch , i guess you mean more than the weather ? annie : yeah . the weather did n't help much . di : how weird was it when greenlee showed up ? i was here when she planned to crash it , and i tried to give you guys a warning , but you were n't picking up your cell phones , so -- annie : you know , i -- i do n't think a warning would have really even helped . di : did kendall just lose it ? annie : kendall 's a lot more adaptable than i realized . a lot more adaptable than i would be in her place . di : are we talking about spike 's birthday party still , or are we on to something else ? annie : you know , i really do n't feel like getting into it right now . i just want to kind of plunge into work and pretend that the world as i know it makes sense . di : that bad , huh ? annie : it 's just , you think you know people , you know ? you assume people have the same limits as you do , and then something or someone opens your eyes , and you realize they have no limits at all . di : and what kind of limits are we talking about here ? or am i not supposed to ask that question ? derek : morning . di : morning . derek : can one of you point me to greenlee ? di : uh -- greenlee 's not in . annie : she had a late night . derek : well , she spread it around . she woke me from a deep sleep , insisted we meet first thing -- not at the station -- too public -- and here i am . and greenlee 's sleeping in ? annie : well , if she said she 'd be here , she will be . derek : when greenlee shows up , she knows where to find me . annie : i think you should wait . i mean , if you -- if you can . derek : you know what this is about ? annie : i know it 's -- it 's important to greenlee . could you maybe just wait in the lounge , just for a little while ? derek : what am i , the pizza delivery guy ? annie : just for -- just for a few minutes , if you can . derek : sure -- what else am i doing with my day ? annie : how do you like your coffee ? derek : on time . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i ca n't do your job for you . woman : well , if you 'd only just take a quick look at -- j.r. : i am handling the contents for the shareholders ' report . you people ca n't deal with the cover ? woman : well , we settled on a cover months ago , mr. chandler , but since then -- j.r. : no , no , no , do n't call me that , `` mr. chandler . `` that does n't work for me anymore . woman : uh -- i 'm sorry . j.r. : no , i 'm sending out a memo , there 's going to be a lot of things that are changing . oh , yeah , thanks for coming . woman : uh , i 'll just leave this on your desk -- j.r. : no , take it with you . woman : well , i -- j.r. : take it -- with you . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : i 'm sorry , do you want some coffee or something ? tad : no , no , i 'm fine . um -- what 's up ? j.r. : i 'm going to be leaving town for just a little while , but i wanted you to be the first to hear . tad : you 're innocent of all charges , but you 're buying a house in peru ? j.r. : it 's good news this time . tad : mm - hmm . i 'll be the judge of that . come on . j.r. : i 'm changing my name from chandler to martin . tad : why ? j.r. : partly to honor you and my mother . tad : the real reason ? j.r. : to save my life . tad : you just said this was good news . you look me in the eye , and you swear to me that you 're not in trouble . j.r. : no , i -- i was born in trouble -- `` at risk `` is what they call us , i think . tad : j.r. , you 've been to a meeting lately ? j.r. : this is n't about my drinking . it 's about honoring what my mother and my -- my father wanted me to be . tad : well , what 's stopping you ? j.r. : bad habits . my real father -- you know , the control freak . tad : and you think you 're going to be a brand - new man if you get a brand - new name ? j.r. : i 'm cutting all ties with him . i 'm cutting all access to my son . we are not carrying on the chandler name , we 're not going to be living any chandler values . tad : j.r. , have you told your father about this yet or am i the first person you 've hit with it ? j.r. : i told him last night . tad : and ? j.r. : and he was mad , he was angry , he was condescending -- he was everything that i thought he would be . tad : terrific -- so you got to stick it to your father ? j.r. : no , that 's -- that 's not the point . tad : oh , come on , j.r. , of course , it is . you wanted to make him angry , you wanted to hurt him , and you know that nothing does that more than cutting him off from his family . you wanted to exert your own power . it is the same dance you have always done with your dad . j.r. : i 'm ending it . tad : look , you decide you do n't want to be adam , you decide you want to be the anti - adam . terrific . only problem is the equation 's still about him , it 's not about you . j.r. : oh -- one time , ok ? maybe at one time , but not now . tad : j.r. , you 're always going to be adam , jr. , if you insist on acting like adam , sr . j.r. : that 's not what i 'm doing . tad : you want to save your life ? get the hell out of that house . why are you still there ? j.r. : somebody 's got to look after colby . tad : no , i do n't think so . from what i 've seen , your sister can take care of herself . if you really want to save your life , stop playing war games with adam . find out who you are . [ scene_break ] val : do you have time for sean ? erica : oh , of course , i do , always . sean , my god , what happened to you ? sean : nothing . uh , something -- ahem -- but i 'm -- i 'm fine . erica : well , you do n't really look fine . did you -- did you walk out on barbara ? sean : i have n't seen my mother in a while . erica : really , you 're not living with barbara ? where are you ? are you -- are you living at the valley inn ? i mean , where have you been all this time ? sean : i 've been living with a friend . erica : a homeless friend ? sean : i miss you , aunt erica -- almost as much as uncle jack does . [ scene_break ] jack : so , pam , i take it that erica opted to skip this one ? pam : erica 's a big - picture person -- ca n't focus on every detail . jack : you did n't clear this with erica , did you ? pam : she 'll love it . [ jack laughs ] pam : we 're riding the curve , catching the wave . jack : yeah , you may be catching the wave to the unemployment line with this . pam : never happen . jack : yeah , well , that 's what i thought right up till the time that erica fired me . pam : was n't that a mutual thing ? jack : excuse me . zach ? zach : yeah ? jack : you did n't have to treat my daughter like a leper when she showed up at your home with a gift , did you ? zach : she did n't come to wish us well . jack : she came on impulse , that 's all . it was n't the best impulse -- zach : no , no , no , no , no , she came to make a statement . she does n't think we 're entitled to our lives . and you missed the highlight of the evening -- kendall embraced greenlee , and she responded by declaring war . i ca n't let her destroy my family , i 'm sure you understand that . jack : yeah , i understand that . you 're not threatening me , are you , zach ? zach : threatening you ? uh - uh . threats are your daughter 's department . [ scene_break ] kendall : how late am i ? annie : have n't been keeping track . kendall : you still recovering from last night ? [ phone rings ] kendall : hello , fusion ? hi , mr. singer ! hi , this is kendall hart slater . thank you so much for returning our call . yeah , so we were wondering when we can get the ball rolling with the music . but we have a verbal agreement . please tell me what i can do to change your mind . i 'm sorry , too . great ! well , so much for our music - licensing deal . bye - bye , hip , new campaign . annie : let me guess -- ahem -- no babe , no music ? kendall : yep -- compliments of greenlee . she hounded babe until she quit . i 'm going to kill her . i could kill greenlee right now . of course , if she had the grace to show up here , but no , of course not . annie : greenlee 's on her way . people are waiting for her in the lounge . kendall : what `` people `` ? [ scene_break ] derek : you 've been summoned to greenlee 's royal court , too , huh ? livia : my , but you 're loaded for bear today . set up a coffee iv drip for my brother . di : i know . do you guys need anything else -- juice or something to eat , an aspirin ? livia : no , we 're fine . di : ok . derek : speak for yourself -- you bill by the hour . livia : hmm -- tough morning ? derek : no , not at all . i -- it 's a privilege to sit on my hands and wait for princess lip - gloss to arrive -- i believe it 's part of my job description . livia : so why do n't you quit grumbling or leave ? derek : hmm -- good question -- why am i still here ? livia : possibly because of your bar escapade last night . derek : hey , i -- i do n't know what you heard , but -- livia : that moonshine gone to your nervous system and paralyzed your limbs . derek : i did n't drink that much , and it was n't moonshine . livia : well , it must 've been some powerful stuff , because rumor has it you let it rip . derek : when i get my hands on tad , i 'm going to wring his neck . livia : tad ? i do n't think i mentioned tad . did i mention tad ? derek : whatever tad said , he exaggerated . livia : you mean you were n't snogging krystal ? derek : oh , come on , give me a break -- one kiss . livia : ooh , it was one `` hot `` kiss -- with adam chandler 's wife ? derek : ex - wife . livia : not quite . derek : almost . livia : well , that 's like being a little bit pregnant . derek : you know what ? i enjoyed myself -- enough to do it again -- and if you got a problem with that -- livia : oh , i do n't have a problem , no problem at all . i think it 's really good . i mean , when was the last time you had a good time ? was it the reagan years or possibly roosevelt ? derek : the bronze age . livia : sounds about right . i think it 's really good that you 're loosening up . i hope it 's a sign of things to come . [ livia giggles ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : morning , all . are derek and livia here ? annie : in the lounge . kendall : wait . greenlee : ca n't . kendall : i have to talk to you . greenlee : later . kendall : no , not later , now . greenlee : well , i 'm obviously late for a meeting . kendall : well , cancel it . greenlee : why would i want to do that ? kendall : because you 're making a hideous mistake . greenlee : i 've made a lot of mistakes , but nailing your husband is one of my better moves . kendall : no , i 'm here to tell you you 're wrong . there 's no way zach is going to sit back and let you lock him up . you 'd be an idiot to try . greenlee : the law 's on my side . kendall : greenlee , you are no match for my husband , even with or without legal backup . greenlee : there is nothing your husband can do to me that he has n't already done . kendall : do n't push him . greenlee : or what , he 'll assassinate me ? kendall : greenlee , none of us will come out ahead . greenlee : if zach is such a power , you have nothing to worry about , and if he 's not all that , well , then i 'm not getting hurt , so , yeah , someone does come out on top . kendall : please , go home , ok ? go home and clear your head . greenlee : `` chill `` ? `` get a life `` ? `` calm down `` ? annie : we have a problem . kendall : just -- deal with it . annie : this is a partner - level problem . we need some leadership here . kendall : fine . great . greenlee : hi . i am so unbelievably sorry . derek : i was about to leave . greenlee : well , forgive me for imposing on your time which is so much more valuable than mine . derek : what 's the emergency ? greenlee : zach slater is a criminal -- oh , you 'll arrest him when i tell you why -- and i 'm suing the son of a bitch within an inch of his life . [ scene_break ] zach : clean , discreet , and immediately . are we clear ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : the power outage , the fertility clinic -- did i put the two together in my head ? no . but kendall did . she knew instantly that something could be wrong . [ greenlee recalls a past scene ] kendall : remember ? the power was out , on and off , all over town for hours . and i got worried , so i went to the clinic to make sure that your fertilized eggs had n't defrosted . dr. madden told me they were good to go . so i figured , why not strike while the fertility gods were smiling ? greenlee : you implanted the embryos without me ? [ back to the present ] greenlee : i was thrown , but i was grateful . i did n't know my fertilized eggs had been destroyed , that ryan 's sperm had defrosted and needed to be used that night . i was clueless , but i was happy -- until i was n't clueless anymore . [ greenlee again remembers what happened ] greenlee : i want to toast kendall . kendall , who 's gone so far beyond the bounds of friendship , even taken it to the next level to carry this child -- the child i could never have . but , in fact , you 're not carrying our baby , are you ? my dear , selfless friend is n't carrying my baby with ryan . she 's carrying her own baby with ryan . [ back to the present ] greenlee : you know this part of the story -- everyone does . livia : could you go back to the part about zach 's involvement in the blackout ? derek : `` alleged involvement . `` do you have any proof ? greenlee : my proof is that he admitted it , confessed it right here in this room . derek : i do n't suppose he put that down in writing ? greenlee : no , but he said it straight out . livia : did anybody hear him besides you ? greenlee : kendall . derek : is this room equipped with security cameras ? greenlee : no . derek : i do n't suppose you were taping zach ? greenlee : no , but i -- i heard it ! i mean , is n't that enough ? derek : your word alone ? greenlee : it 's not just my word . livia : are you implying that kendall will back your story up ? greenlee : no , but ryan knows , too . livia : ryan was here when -- when he confessed ? greenlee : no , but ryan has known for a while . derek : well , how did ryan find out ? greenlee : i 'm not exactly sure . derek : does ryan have proof ? greenlee : well , he must . derek : ok , if ryan has proof , and he 's willing to share it , you can give me a call . if not , i 'm afraid you 're wasting your time -- you 've already wasted too much of mine . greenlee : that 's it , that 's all ? you 're leaving ? derek : try to explain to her how this works . [ door closes ] greenlee : do you think i 'm an idiot , too ? livia : in the interest of full disclosure , i have to tell you that i have represented zach slater . greenlee : meaning what , you 're on zach 's side ? livia : well , i 'm on my client 's side -- that 's my job -- and zach slater 's not my client today . greenlee : am i ? livia : i do remember when i was representing ryan while kendall was in the coma that erica blurted out something on the stand about zach being involved in the blackout . greenlee : yes , erica knows , too . i mean , she 's made it perfectly clear she 's not going to support my case . but could we use her past testimony ? livia : it was n't substantial . greenlee : and nobody thought to investigate ? livia : kendall and the baby could 've died at any moment . greenlee : was it really that bad ? livia : you ca n't even imagine . greenlee : but she survived . kendall survived , the baby survived . mine -- livia : `` if `` ryan will support your allegations , we `` might `` be able to make a case for a civil suit . greenlee : and then you 'll help me take zach down ? [ scene_break ] kendall : we have a campaign to restore fusion 's image . yes , and the music -- you 'll love it , it 's cutting - edge . di : thank you . kendall : true , but we do -- we have a whole new concept we 're coming up with , yes , i think that you 'll love it . right , ok . well , i will let you know as soon as we find out , but we 're working on it . ok , i got to -- thank you so much . i 'll get back to you ! bye ! wait , derek -- derek ! derek , hello ! hello , derek -- derek ? [ derek gets in the elevator and leaves ] [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] zach : you know how to reach me . call me when the job is done . singer : i will be rockin ' ca n't you see ? ca n't you hear me knockin ' 'cause i 'm way gone , way gone way into you greenlee 's voice : hi , this is greenlee . amaze me after the beep . jack : greenlee , it 's your not - so - amazing father , evidently , calling you for the seventh time . listen , there must be something that can be said for persistence . i intend to keep calling you until i wear you down . call me , will you please ? bye . singer : 'cause you know for sure pam : feeling good ? jack : feeling reckless ? pam : safe is no fun . jack : hmm . this is going to make erica crazy . you understand that , right ? pam : `` crazy `` is good in television . jack : no business like show business , huh ? pam : and no show like this one . jack : `` the new divorce . `` [ scene_break ] erica : do you want to tell me what 's happening ? or were you just hoping i would guess ? sean : look , i -- i totally dissed you for cheating on uncle jack . i acted like a 10-year - old . i just did n't get at the time that things just sort of happen . i get that now . erica : ava ? sean : she ratted me out to colby . erica : you 're surprised ? sean : i 'm sludge , ok ? erica : no , you 're not . you 're just a teenage boy with raging hormones . sean : well , colby 's not talking to me . i know , i know . you -- you warned me , but i -- i screwed up anyway . colby is huge in my life , aunt erica , and ava is less than nothing . but colby wo n't hear that from me . erica : i 'm sorry , sean . sean : so that 's it ? that -- it 's over , it -- no , it -- i mean , look , you hooked up with your ex , and uncle jack still wants you . how does that work ? erica : jack and i are divorcing . sean : not according to the online poll . should i just give up on colby ? erica : oh , well , i do n't believe in giving up . sean : well , what should i do ? erica : you keep on telling her how much you care . let her know in -- in 1,000 different ways . persistence . keep -- keep it up . and whatever you do , do n't give up . [ scene_break ] kendall : thanks . well , another distributor bites the dust . fusion is now synonymous with sudden death . annie : we 're going to need a new warehouse for all of our unsold products . di : no , we 're going to need a miracle . annie : what we need is a -- a fabulous new ad campaign that screams `` fusion is back . `` `` the satin slayer did not beat us . `` any ideas ? kendall ? kendall : what do greenlee and livia think they 're doing in there ? plotting world domination ? annie : ok -- other companies have bounced back from image problems . di : did n't they have to change their names ? [ scene_break ] tad : answer a question , ok ? j.r. : hmm . tad : hypothetically . if you had called yourself martin a few weeks back , would you have told me that jenny was mine ? j.r. : yes . yeah , probably ? tad : be honest . it would n't have mattered what you called yourself . you were using the truth as a weapon to get what you wanted out of babe , right ? j.r. : look , i made a mistake . i admitted to it , ok ? what more do you want from me ? tad : i want you to realize that you come by it honestly , that 's all , ok ? you learned that little maneuver by observing your father . j.r. : i get it , ok ? tad : mm - hmm . do you ? j.r. : yes . tad : do you really ? because it seems perfectly obvious to me , as it was perfectly obvious to your mother , that adam saddled you with a lot more than just his name . j.r. : i do n't want anything that he gave me . tad : what you want does n't matter . you 're stuck with it , up there and right there . you really want to take the name of the man your father hates more than anybody else on the entire planet ? that 's got `` adam , sr . `` written all over it . j.r. : you know , i thought , out of anyone , you would understand the most . tad : i do . you 're trying to destroy your father , and you 're screaming for his love at the same time . j.r. : i -- i get -- i get why you would think that . but you 're wrong . tad : ok . i stand corrected . i 'm wrong . you want to change your name , you change your name . going to shave your head , go , do it . you may pierce your eyebrows , join a cult . i do n't care how many times you make me angry , i do n't care how many times you completely ignore what i 'm telling you . when i look at you , i see your mother . you mean the world to me . i do n't care what you call yourself -- you 're my son . j.r. : unconditional love . something the chandlers do n't do . it 's a martin characteristic . and i 'd like to be a part of it . tad : you always have been . and you always will be . zach : junior -- j.r. : what do you want ? zach : i want to give you a heads - up . but from the look on your face , i guess you heard already . j.r. : heard what ? zach : the buzzards are circling . they can smell your blood . j.r. : `` the buzzards are circling `` ? zach : mm - hmm . j.r. : is that supposed to spook me ? zach : just putting you on alert . j.r. : for flesh - eating birds ? zach : all kinds of predators . some people are saying that the break from your father has made you vulnerable . j.r. : `` some people `` ? some people are wrong . zach : i hope so , man . j.r. : you know , i 'm touched that you care . but i 'm surprised . because not so long ago , you were threatening to kill me for what i did to kendall . why the turnaround ? zach : chaos is bad for commerce . i took over cambias , so i have a vested interest in your survival . j.r. : hmm . spoken like a pamphlet right from the pine valley chamber of commerce . zach : watch your back -- or not . up to you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : thank you so much . annie : health , strength , vitality -- that 's what we have to convey . di : hmm . how about we free - associate ? kendall : good , good . sounds like a plan . di : ok . kendall : so , why do n't you join in ? annie : um -- stamina . di : life . kendall : breath . greenlee : birth . annie : um -- healthy . di : strong . kendall : nourished . greenlee : fertile . kendall : fresh . annie : new . di : clean . greenlee : baby . [ scene_break ] erica : well , what 's happening here ? jack : hi . `` lighting track `` wanted to do an interview , i said ok . i assume it 's fine with you , huh ? erica : well -- apparently , no one needed my permission . pam : i set it up . we had to move fast . i knew you 'd approve . great press . erica : i thought that you wanted to hear about sean . jack : i do , i do . i do , absolutely . erica : well , he 's floundering , jack . really , i -- i do n't even know where he 's living . man : ms. kane , we 're beginning now . jack : oh . excuse me . pam : in five , four , three -- [ jack chuckles ] jack : hi . woman : hi . so how does it feel to be america 's most eligible bachelor ? jack : well , gosh , i 'm not -- i 'm not a bachelor yet . woman : but soon you will be . i mean , how many women have proposed to you so far ? jack : oh , well , just a few . woman : oh , quite a few , according to the buzz . jack : yeah . woman : we hear disney 's developing a new show about you . the divorced person 's answer to `` the bachelor . `` care to comment ? jack : shh . ca n't comment on that . woman : but you are open to the concept ? jack : well , i 'm certainly exploring the possibilities . erica : jack , take a break . we really need to talk . jack : be right there , ok ? go ahead . woman : erica kane will certainly be a hard act to follow . jack : oh , yes . woman : what sort of woman will you be looking for next ? jack : well , you know , i 'm not wedded to any certain type . i 'm open to new experiences . [ woman chuckles ] erica : ok , why do n't you just let me know when you can pencil me in ? [ as erica walks away , jack looks at the camera with a goofy grin on his face ] [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] j.r. : oh , finally , somebody who wo n't second - guess me , tell me that i 'm headed for disaster . man : unfortunately , we do have a problem , j.r. a small problem , easily handled , if you can address it now . j.r. : well , why ca n't you address it ? man : well , i am . as your most trusted vp , i 'm calling your attention to a matter requiring fast action . j.r. : all right , all right , all right , fine , seamus . give it up . what is it ? seamus : the cover art for the shareholders ' report . j.r. : how many times do i have to say this ? i do n't give a damn about the cover art . seamus : in this case , believe me , you do . i 'm thinking we nix all of this immediately . agreed ? j.r. : indeed . immediately is good . [ scene_break ] annie : growth , power , regeneration . [ kendall sighs ] annie : hello ? di : oh -- you know what ? i am sorry . i 'm fixated on aidan . he 's been on this case for -- for what , three weeks ? i 've talked to him maybe three times ? that 's weird , right ? annie : well , not if the job is intense , like this job is now , and we 're not going to have any jobs if we slack . di : you 're right . energy -- annie : power . strength . di : ok . kendall : thank god you are here . listen , greenlee is -- she 's on the loose , ok ? she 's meeting with derek and livia , and i do n't know -- zach : do n't panic . everything 's going to be fine . greenlee : oh , no , it 's not . you 're finished , zach . i 'm taking you down . zach : go ahead . greenlee : deny all you want . you 're going to answer for that blackout . zach : i 'm not denying anything . do what you have to do . [ next_on ] sean : colby , i was wrong , and i was a jerk . look , let me make it up to you . let me take you to prom tonight . greenlee ( to kendall ) : so are you going to offer me anything ? how desperate are you to save your man ?
zach assures kendall that the problem of greenlee will be taken care of by the end of the day . kendall becomes worried as to what he is up to . greenlee barges into erica 's office and wants her to do a show on how zach ruined millions of lives but erica refuses . tad visits j.r. in his office at chandler enterprises . j.r. lets tad know that he is changing his name to martin . tad is skeptical and wants to know why . j.r. informs him that he is doing it to save his life . derek visits fusion to talk to greenlee , but he finds out that greenlee has n't come into work yet . derek starts to leave , but annie urges him to stay until greenlee gets there . derek goes to the lounge area to wait for greenlee . erica 's assistant sets up an interview for jack to discuss his impending bachelorhood .
kendall : the reporter should be calling any minute . can you believe we made the cut ? `` finance magazine 's `` most successful women in business . ok , so i thought maybe we should go over a few things before the interview . greenlee : it 's not rocket science , kendall . i know how to promote my own company . kendall : our company . greenlee : whatever . kendall : ok , we have an agreement , greenlee . now , i know you may not want to be my friend anymore -- greenlee : you mean because you slept with my fiancé ? kendall : but we are partners at fusion . we agreed to work on this as a team . greenlee : fine . kendall : good . greenlee : great . [ scene_break ] joe : i do n't know about you , son , but i could use a drink . jake : i could use a double , trust me . joe : and i raise a glass to tad . he came through surgery , and now he 's recovering like a champ . jake : mm , just like my big brother , always showing off . joe : there were a couple of moments there in the er where i really thought -- well , thankfully he made it . and he made it thanks to you . the only thing i 've got to do is to be able to tell your mom when you 're coming home for dinner . jake : dad , you 're not going to like this , but i really need to get back to africa to work . joe : jake , jake , you 've barely been home . jake : it 's just something that i really need to do . joe : look , i know the humanitarian work you have been doing in sudan has been remarkable , but at some point -- jake : at some point what ? at some point but not now , dad ? trust me when i tell you i need to get back . zach : i do n't think so . jake : oh , look who it is . mr. slater , the big boss , what are you going to miss me ? zach : hey , joe . i 'm not your boss anymore . i hired someone else to take over your crew . jake : why would you do that ? zach : because if you go back to africa , you 're dead . [ scene_break ] amanda : babe , go home . babe : nope , i 'm doing this . amanda : you ca n't . it 's insane . babe : maybe it is amanda , but it 's the only way . amanda : so , what do you want me to do ? babe : i want you to turn me into a hooker . [ scene_break ] krystal : adam -- j.r. : what the hell are you doing here ? adam : mr. martin and i need to talk . j.r. : no , get out . tad : j.r. , it 's ok . let him stay . j.r. : no , i 'm not going to let you be alone with the lunatic i used to call my father . krystal : they , they need to do this , j.r . j.r. : we 'll be right outside . adam : well , go ahead . hit me with everything you got . [ scene_break ] kendall : can you hear us ? reporter : loud and clear , mrs. slater . is miss smythe on the line ? greenlee : right here . kendall : fire away . greenlee : before we get started , i want to say how honored we are to be included in your issue . kendall : yeah , the women that you featured in the past are role models to us , and we hope our company will inspire some people , too . reporter : well , fusion is a great story . but i want to focus on the two of you . what makes your partnership such a success ? greenlee : it started with a common vision . kendall : we wanted to create a company of women for women . greenlee : high quality , affordable products that would make women feel fabulous , that was the goal . reporter : well , all business women have goals , but not many reach them . how did you do it ? kendall : dedication , determination . we knew we had something special , and we refused to give up on it . reporter : fusion took a big hit last year . what do you do when the times get tough ? greenlee : turn to each other . kendall : yeah , um , over the past few years , greenlee and i , we not only have been business partners , but we have become best friends . we think of each other as sisters . greenlee : that is what makes working with kendall so special , total trust . i know she will never let me down . [ scene_break ] j.r. : he played us , krystal . yeah , all that bull about wanting to be father and son , meanwhile , he 's keeping tad 's daughter away from him ? my sister ? my god , i 'm such an idiot to think that he changed . krystal : j.r. , adam had every single one of us fooled . j.r. : yeah , yeah , family is everything . is n't that what that man preaches ? and what does he do ? he turns right around and betrays all of us . [ scene_break ] adam : well ? tad : do you really hate me that much ? adam : do you really have to ask ? tad : you kept kathy away from me for months . adam : yes , i have a daughter named charlotte . i 'll never get her back . but , kate , yes , kate , you found kate again . thanks to me . you can add her to your collection of family members you poached from me . tad : adam , i never took anything away from you . your wife and your kids came running . adam : well , you convinced them that you were the good guy . tad : no . they came running because when life gets complicated , and it always does , you expect your children to act like little clones of you . adam : who should i model them after ? you ? home - wrecker , who impregnated my wife . tad : ok , fair enough , guilty as charged . but you ca n't continually push away your family and blame someone else . adam : no , no , someone else . you . how long are you going to keep sniffing around my family before you get one of your own ? i find it mind - boggling . i make a mistake , i 'm the devil . you make a mistake , the martins make a mistake , and you 're a hero . [ scene_break ] jake : so , if i go back to africa , i 'm a dead man ? what ? zach : when you and aidan escaped , the rebel leader was killed . so now there 's a bounty on your head . joe : oh , good lord . jake : look , there are millions of people dying over there . they 're sick , they 're starving , they 're dying of aids , they need help . joe : would you listen to the man ? you can not go back now . you 'll be a walking target . zach : they know your face , and they know your name . jake : i 'll wear sunglasses . joe : that 's funny , that 's funny . jake : look , this is my -- joe : you could be killed . jake : dad , my choice . it 's my choice . it 's my life . i 'm sorry , that 's what happens over there . people die . it happens every day for no reason . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . i 'll talk to zach about it , and we 'll straighten this whole thing out , all right ? we 'll sort it out . joe : yeah , yeah , yeah , sure . jake : sorry , dad . thanks , thanks a lot . zach : i did n't mean to upset anybody . jake : if you want to talk to me about stuff like this , we do it in private . he almost lost a son this weekend . zach : i just thought you 'd want to know as soon as possible . jake : know what ? know what , zach ? that it 's risky to work in a war zone ? zach : risk is one thing . this is suicide . jake : what would you have me do ? should i hang around here , having drinks at confusion while mothers are having their babies killed right in front of them ? zach : we 'll talk it over . what do you think ? what do you want to do ? you want to go back there ? work , help women and children , and then maybe one of the rebels sees you , picks up a rifle , takes you out , takes the mother out , takes the baby out , and then what ? we all appreciate your dedication and what you 've done for cambias . jake : well , i do n't think i 've done enough . zach : you want to do more . i can understand that . jake : i do n't think you understand anything . zach : your family does n't know , do they ? they do n't know about your wife . jake : what do you know about my wife ? zach : i know as much as i can about the people who work for me . jake : you learn as much as you can . you have no right digging around in my private life . whatever happened to carolyn , whatever i tell my family , whatever i choose not to tell my family , none of your business . zach : if you 're going over there , you 're going to get killed . innocent people are going to die . jake : what do you know about innocent people dying ? zach : i know it 's not going to happen on my watch , not again . i ca n't stop you from going back , but maybe you should think about why you 're going back . and who you 're going back for . [ scene_break ] kendall : how have greenlee and i made it this far ? we work hard . greenlee : we love what we do . kendall : yeah , we have some kind of magic . greenlee : we put our heads together and wow . kendall : actually , a perfect example of that is our latest fragrance called charm ! . greenlee : kendall wrote the book . kendall : greenlee came up with the scent . greenlee : not by myself . kendall : ok , she 's being modest . she 's a genius . fusion green , all her . reporter : is that right , miss smythe ? greenlee : well , we , you know , we 've always wanted to make an effort to be more environmentally conscious . kendall : yes , we 're both perfect . reporter : more like too perfect . greenlee : excuse me ? reporter : best friends , sisters ? they love each other , but they do n't always get along . do n't you two ever disagree ? greenlee : believe me -- kendall : everything really is perfect between us . reporter : are you still there ? greenlee : we 're here . reporter : ms. smythe , you were saying ? greenlee : just that , you know , owning a company together , running it together can be , you know , difficult at times . reporter : so you do fight ? kendall : what greenlee is saying is , sometimes we may occasionally have a creative disagreement . reporter : such as ? greenlee : say , i do n't know , we have a new logo , and kendall approves it without telling me , that might -- reporter : make you angry ? kendall : i think we 're getting off topic here . reporter : miss smythe , i 'd like to hear your answer . if mrs. slater were to do something behind your back , how would you respond ? greenlee : it was a bad example . that 's not how we do things here at fusion . reporter : what about you , mrs. slater ? are there instances when you lose your patience ? kendall : like greenlee said , that 's not how we work . reporter : well , what about outside the office ? greenlee : i thought this article was about business . reporter : well , it is . but when two women as close as you run a company together , do n't your personal lives affect everything ? [ scene_break ] tad : a mistake , a mistake , that 's what you call denying a father his little girl ? adam : no , i would call it what you 'd call making j.r. think his son was dead . you 're hardly innocent in all this , martin . tad : i 'm not saying i am . but i am saying i do n't think anything i 've ever done to you justifies you intentionally trying to keep kathy away from me . adam : i seem to recall you and dixie keeping j.r. away from me . tad : that old song and dance , it 's ridiculous . look , we both know the fact is as soon as you had an heir apparent , you tried to offload dixie in a mental institution like she was so much baggage . i did n't want to see j.r. raised by a man capable of something like that . adam : you did n't want ? you 're not his father . his upbringing is not your concern . you continually worm your way into his life . tad : his upbringing ? i raised him . i love him . and you keep treating him like , like some kind of property . adam : i 've given him everything . tad : yeah , everything money could buy . everything in the world except unconditional love . adam : well , i have n't turned my home into the hippie commune that you and krystal share , but i do love my children . tad : i know . i know you do . but look at your track record . come on , man , i mean , skye took off for parts unknown , hayley is in california , j.r. jumps on a tramp steamer , liza was content to move to the middle of god only knows where to keep colby away from you . adam : you helped liza kidnap my daughter . just like you helped babe and jamie run off with my grandson . tad : yeah , guilty as charged . my point is , they were all running in the same direction . and that 's away from you . ok , all right , listen , listen , listen . you and i could go around all day and night about all the reasons we 're supposed to despise one another . we want to see the other guy dead , but the fact is i 'm lucky to be alive . i 'm so tired of wasting time . adam : so , you 're putting together your retaliation ? when do we get to the part about payback ? tad : adam , i do n't want to punish you . there 's nothing i could do to punish you . you 've already lost everything that ever mattered . adam : that 's not so . tad : i saw their faces . krystal , j.r. , all the love and respect in their eyes , gone . adam : it 'll come back , eventually . tad : maybe , maybe . but you can only push somebody away so many times before they 'll stay there . [ scene_break ] kendall : thank you for taking the time to speak with us . greenlee : we ca n't wait to see the article . reporter : are you sure you do n't have time for a few more questions ? we never really got into your personal lives . kendall : uh , we really should get back to work . greenlee : dedication , remember ? reporter : so , thanks to you both for a very enlightening interview . [ phone hanging up ] kendall : can you believe her ? greenlee : what kind of questions were those , asking about our social lives ? kendall : well , ones that we were smart enough not to answer . greenlee : not truthfully anyway . kendall : yeah , it was weird . i was starting to feel like we were answering some gossip magazine questions . greenlee : totally . she was digging for dirt . kendall : yeah , well , we did n't give her any . greenlee : but i could have . tons . kendall : right , because god forbid we ever let this go . let 's just hold on to the hate and anger until it wrecks everything we 've worked so hard for . greenlee : you 're blaming me ? kendall : i 'm not blaming anybody . i 'm just asking when this will all be over . greenlee : i do n't know , kendall . what 's the timeframe on getting over your best friend doing your fiancé ? kendall : you want to kill me , greenlee ? fine , but i will not let you kill fusion . greenlee : i do n't think you 're in a position to decide what i will and wo n't do . kendall : oh , my god , what do you want , greenlee ? you want revenge ? is that what you want ? you want to throw yourself at my husband so he can reject you again ? greenlee : i do n't have to sleep with zach . we 're close enough already . kendall : i 'm glad you and zach are friends . greenlee : oh , we 're way more than that . kendall : you 're trying to make me believe that you had sex ? please . greenlee : i 'm not talking about sex . i 'm talking about what happens between two people who think they 're sharing their final moments on this earth . there 's nothing more intimate than that . [ scene_break ] krystal : that 's good . ok . bye - bye . opal says kathy 's sleeping like an angel . j.r. : my little sister . i still ca n't believe it . krystal : it 's wonderful , and it 's hard because of adam . j.r. : i hate him . krystal : and you love him , too . j.r. : yeah ? how is that possible ? krystal : because he 's your daddy . and you love him , even when he breaks your heart . j.r. : i guess you would know about that . i 'm sorry , i 'm just pissed . krystal : i know . listen , i know , i know . there 's a lot going on . j.r. : i 've been dealing with my dad 's mental illness . i have n't even had time to think about that other psychopath , richie novak . krystal : oh , god , please , just steer clear from that creep . j.r. : oh , no , the guy set me up in bed with a hooker so babe would find me . i 'm not going to let him get away with that . krystal : j.r. , that guy is bad news . i think you and babe should just forget he even exists . [ scene_break ] babe : are these all the clothes that fusion got from that cheap company ? there 's nothing sluttier ? amanda : do you hear yourself , babe ? this is a bad idea . babe : i need proof , amanda . i need solid evidence that richie framed j.r . amanda : so you 're going to impersonate a hooker ? babe : i need treena , that streetwalking skank , to prove what richie did . amanda : you have no idea what this treena chick is capable of . what goes on out there at night . babe : i 'll be fine . amanda : why do n't you let j.r. take care of this ? babe : oh , so j.r. can end up behind bars instead of richie ? ok . amanda : i just do n't see why you have to do this . babe : j.r. told me that none of this was his fault . he looked into my eyes , and he told me the truth . but instead , i refused to believe him . i accused him of falling off the wagon and i even tried to keep him away from our son . so this is my chance to make up for it , amanda . amanda : you apologized , is n't that enough ? babe : i want to do more than just say the words . i want to show j.r. that i was on his side . amanda : so take him to dinner , write him a letter , god , sleep with him . do anything but impersonate a hooker . babe : j.r. is finally getting his life together . his life , not adam , so if i take care of richie , he 's not going to have to get sucked back into doing things the chandler way . amanda : ok , well , he 's always going to be a chandler . you ca n't change that . babe : but that 's just it , i do n't have to . he did it himself . and this is about making sure that he knows that i love the man that he is now . so , talking about becoming a new person , we have work to do . [ scene_break ] krystal : j.r. , you 've made so much progress . you ca n't let a loser like richie novak get in the way of that . j.r. : i just ca n't forget about him . krystal : focus on the good that you 're doing to chandler and with little a . j.r. : what about with babe ? krystal : you two have come a long way . j.r. : but you do n't see us together . you know , i really do n't get it , krystal . when everybody thought that i was drinking , you had my back . you 're always telling me how proud you are that i changed . krystal : i am proud of you , i am . i believe in you . j.r. : yeah , except when it comes to babe . krystal : as parents , i think you two are great , but as a couple -- j.r. : i love her , i love her . do n't you get that ? krystal : you know , i wish it could work for you two . i really do . it 's just that you two have beaten each other up so many times , i just do n't think those scars are going to go away . j.r. : are you talking about babe and me , or are we talking about you and my father ? [ scene_break ] adam : well , i think we 're done here . tad : almost . you are nothing if not stubborn . you could have kept this secret until rapture , but you did n't . why 'd you tell me ? why now ? adam : does it matter ? tad : it does to me . adam : i thought you were dying . i could n't just let you expire without knowing the truth . tad : you could n't ? adam : that 's right . tad : do n't you mean she could n't ? dixie 's what made this happen . we both know it . adam : yeah , she might have had a hand in it , yeah . tad : well , i do n't know what she did , or why it worked , but i do n't give a damn . i 'm glad that it did . i 'm glad i have my little girl back , and i 'm very glad that you had the guts to do the right thing . adam : yeah , well , i guess -- tad : adam , for what it 's worth , thank you . [ tad and adam shake hands ] adam : this does n't mean a damn thing . tad : why should it ? i still hate your guts . [ tad and adam smile at each other ] [ scene_break ] [ while techno music plays , babe puts on skimpy clothes ] singer : ah ♪ singers : naughty , naughty , naughty ♪ singer : i see them dudes staring at me like i 'm your fantasy well , i just stepped out of your wildest dreams you want to play with me ? you can touch anything ♪ singers : naughty , naughty , naughty ♪ babe : how do i look ? amanda : cheap and easy . babe : perfect . amanda : i still really think this is a bad idea , babe . babe : look , give me your cell phone . amanda : what for ? babe : so i can program my number into speed dial in case of emergency . amanda : emergency ? i do n't like the sound of that either , babe . babe : oh , babe . who in the heck is babe ? my name is candi . nice to meet you . [ scene_break ] joe : look , i know you 're a grown - up . you 're also my son , so i ca n't help worrying about you . jake : it 's just that -- it 's just that i guess i 'm really anxious to get back to work , dad , back to africa . and around here , you have too much time to think , you know ? joe : son , if you have anything on your mind , you can always talk to me about it . jake : thank you , dad . and i love seeing you . i love seeing you and mom and tad , i do . it 's just that there 's an awful lot of people counting on me , you know ? joe : yeah . well , it 's not my place to tell you how to live your life . i do want to know that you 're safe , that you 're happy . jake : well , thank you . thank you . that means a lot to me . joe : yeah . you 've been doing wonderful work . you 've got a terrific wife . i could n't be prouder . jake : dad , you need to know that we 're not together anymore . joe : what happened ? jake : i do n't want to get into the whole thing . i just thought that you deserved to know that . [ scene_break ] [ door opens and closes ] adam : oh , j.r. , i 'm glad to see you 're still here . j.r. : what you did to tad , i 'll never forgive . but we have a business to run . adam : yes , that 's a very sensible attitude . j.r. : i 'm not ready to let my son 's legacy go down the toilet . adam : barry says you 've been doing quite a good job . j.r. : do n't act like it 's the first time i 've taken charge . adam : well , the first time in a real adult capacity , yes . j.r. : well , somebody had to do damage control , dad . you were seeing dead people . adam : well , i appreciate your help during my absence . but that 's behind us . i 'll be resuming my duties as ceo immediately . j.r. : that 's right , dad . use me and shove me aside . no , i do n't think so . i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] greenlee : when zach and i fell in that hole , we hated each other . we came out best friends . kendall : i would n't go that far . greenlee : i know what a best friend is , kendall . it 's someone that you can always rely on , and who can always rely on you . kendall : and you think you have that with zach . greenlee : i know i do . he 's the only one . kendall : ok , well , you used the word intimate . to me , that means sex . greenlee : well , then , you 've never had real intimacy . kendall : of course , i have . greenlee : have you ? have you ever connected with a person so deeply you knew they 'd leave you no matter what ? have you ever trusted someone so completely you showed them parts of yourself you never show anyone ? kendall : so you 're saying that zach told you secrets ? greenlee : i knew you would n't get it . we thought we were dead . there were no more secrets , no lies , no barriers . all we had was each other and total truth . kendall : truth about what ? greenlee : everything . kendall : i already know the total truth about zach . greenlee : come on , kendall . you know better than anyone , husbands and wives do n't tell each other everything . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey . tad : oh , hey , baby . krystal : how 'd it go with adam ? tad : well , neither one of us is dead , so i guess it went fairly well . krystal : that is not even funny . tad : no . but it is amazing . who 'd have thunk it ? adam chandler finally did the right thing . krystal : miracles do happen . tad : stranger and stranger . the one man on this earth does n't owe me a damn thing gave me everything . gave me my daughter back . how is she ? krystal : i spoke to ruth . kathy is off in dreamland . tad : thank god for that . honey , i 'm scared . i 've got so much to tell her . krystal : yeah , i know . and it 's a lot for a little girl to take in . tad : you know , i was thinking . the way most parents , you know , their kids are born , they start banking money for college . well , when my daughter was born , i was n't there . i did n't even have the chance to see her , so i started putting away a little love , you know , here and there . started banking it right here . for years i just hoped and prayed that someday i 'd have the chance to give it to her . someday is finally here . [ scene_break ] adam : your services are no longer needed . j.r. : oh , really ? until the next time you start seeing people who are n't there ? adam : there wo n't be any more incidents . j.r. : incidents ? no , this is more like a nuclear disaster . we could have lost everything . adam : stop exaggerating . j.r. : do you realize what the board would have done if they would have seen you storming around here in your robe talking to ghosts ? adam : is that why you put me in a padded cell , so you could take over ? j.r. : i did what i had to do to protect this family , to protect the business . i 'm not walking away now . adam : you know , last year , you staked your fortune on a delinquent , drug- addicted model . do you really expect me to take you seriously ? j.r. : yeah , says the man who sees flying objects move across the room all by themselves . adam : little adam has a greater attention span than you do . you 'd lose interest before the first shareholders ' meeting . j.r. : face it , dad . i can do this job . and i 'm good . adam : yeah , in a straitjacket , drugged to the gills , i would be the better man for chandler , and you damn well know it . [ scene_break ] zach : how did your big interview go ? kendall : i could kill her . [ scene_break ] babe : this is it . this is treena 's street corner . amanda : ugh , are you sure about this , babe ? babe : yes , yes . are you sure she 's not going to be able to recognize me ? amanda : your own mother would n't even recognize you . babe : ok , good . all right , i 'm ready . so now you just need to go find a place to hide . amanda : ok , good luck , candi . man : how do i get a date ? babe : you keep walking . that 's what you do . treena : what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i kept chandler from going under . that 's got to count for something . that 's got to count for a whole hell of a lot . adam : yeah , well , i 'll get you a gold star . j.r. : you know , you 've been riding me for years . `` grow up , j.r. get serious about your life . `` well , i 've proven that i deserve to be right there on top with you . adam : yeah , i suppose you could run chandler someday . j.r. : if you do n't bankrupt it . [ phone rings ] j.r. : barry . no , i have n't read tomorrow 's headline on the `` herald . `` it 's online already ? thanks . adam : what , what is it ? j.r. : looks like we 're going to be going bankrupt sooner than i thought . [ the headline of `` the wall street herald `` reads `` mental breakdown lands chandler in asylum `` ] [ scene_break ] krystal : you should get some rest . i 'm sure you must be exhausted after battling adam . tad : actually , i feel pretty damn good . i like your dress . it would look real good on the floor at the foot of this bed . krystal : i do n't think you 're exactly at fighting condition . well , i 'm sure you gave adam a piece of your mind . tad : i started to , and then i ended up thanking him . i even offered him my hand . krystal : you did what ? tad : yeah . adam chandler may be a son of a bitch , but there 's very little in the world that he 's afraid of . what he did today in this room took unbelievable courage . i 've spent enough of my life chasing him around and around . i 'm tired of it . i think i 'll get along with the rest of it . krystal : no , no , you ca n't forgive adam , tad . do you hear me ? that can not happen . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hey , stranger . is this seat taken ? jake : you do n't want to hang with me tonight . greenlee : why not ? you 're kind of cute . jake : i would n't be much fun . greenlee : as i recall , we always found a way to have fun . jake : and as i recall , you always had a problem taking no for an answer . can i offer you a drink ? greenlee : i was hoping you 'd offer me more than that . [ scene_break ] zach : ok , you want to kill greenlee . why , what happened ? kendall : nothing . we just -- we had the interview tonight , and the reporter asked these questions , and greenlee gave a stupid answer . it annoyed me . it was very annoying . but i 'm fine . i 'm fine , and everything 's fine . and you 're fine . i love you so much , do you have any idea ? zach : no , i get it , and i love you back . kendall : yeah ? zach : i do . kendall : mm . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : mm . mm - hmm . zach , i 'm so lucky to have you . when i think of what we have , i feel sorry for everybody else , especially greenlee . she has no idea what it 's like to be with a man like you . how about a drink ? you want a drink ? zach : sure . kendall : oh , no , no , no . you stay , you relax . i will take care of my husband for a change . ok , so , you know what ? i have a great idea . why do n't i drive over to your favorite italian place , get you some dinner , maybe a nice bottle of wine , and then maybe after dinner we could take a nice , long , hot bath ? zach : why are you doing this ? kendall : doing what ? zach : why are you trying to play me again ? [ next_on ] jake ( to greenlee ) : so you do n't want a drink . what else you have in mind ? greenlee : sex . adam ( to j.r. ) : if you had n't carted me off to an insane asylum , none of this would be happening . zach : believe in us . can you do that ? kendall : i do . zach : but it 's not enough , is it ?
zach does n't think it 's a good idea for jake to return to africa , because of the danger of losing his life . babe will pretend to be a hooker to get incriminating information regarding richie setting up jr . seeking dirt on the fusion ladies , the phone interviewer asks kendall and greenlee if they ever backstabbed each other . jr plans to deal with the psychopath richie . tad thanks adam for finding kate , but he still hates adam 's guts .
angie : she should have been there , jesse . cassandra should have been in that room with the other girls , and she should be -- she should be here right now with us . jesse : sweetie , have some tea with extra honey -- angie : i do n't want tea with honey ! i want my daughter ! where is she , jesse ? ! [ crying ] w - what have they done with her ? ! what are they doing to her right now ? jesse : we will bring her back . i promise you . angie : can -- can you do that ? can you make that promise ? jesse : i give you my word that i will do whatever it takes it takes to bring your baby back home to you . [ scene_break ] brooke : no , i am not kidding . you have n't sent me one candidate who is qualified enough to run teen tempo . this is the wish list -- brilliant , unorthodox , passionate , a strong sense of style , and a real eye for what 's trending next , okey - dokey ? [ chuckles ] and diane , um , i need this position filled yesterday . all right . do n't let me down . thanks so much . [ sighs ] hey . jr : hey . hope i 'm not interrupting . brooke : no ! no , not at all . i just finished . jr : what -- a hard time finding an editor , or what ? brooke : well , uh , harder than i thought . so , you worked out ? jr : no rest for the wicked , right ? brooke : i know how much you want to get back into shape , but as cara said , you know , take it easy and do n't push yourself too hard . jr : it 's under control . brooke : okay . jr : [ sighs ] [ sighs ] [ takes aj 's steroids out of his pocket and thinks ] [ scene_break ] pete : oh . excuse me . colby chandler ? colby : petey cortlandt ? no way ! dweeb to hot ! what happened ? pete : [ sighs ] you have n't changed one bit . [ scene_break ] celia : `` hallucinations can be caused by drug use , fever , dementia , narcolepsy ... psychiatric disorders . `` evelyn : you are back ! thank god . celia : you scared me . evelyn : you scared me ! running off to new york with pete cortlandt ! what in the world were you thinking ? celia : i 'm sorry . evelyn : you 're [ scoffs ] i did n't even know you were back until lisa just told me . why did n't you come and see me the moment you got in ? celia : it was late . evelyn : well , since when are you afraid to wake me up ? celia , do you have any idea how worried i was ? celia : evelyn , were either of my parents crazy ? ! evelyn : what ? [ scene_break ] uri : chief hubbard . jesse : you piece of shit . uri : i prefer uri . jesse : where 's my daughter ? uri : you follow my instructions -- came alone ? jesse : alone , unarmed . uri : no police waiting to arrest me when i leave ? jesse : none . uri : good , because if you lie to me , if i 'm arrested , i will -- jesse : what do you want ? uri : we have 30 minutes to conclude our business . jesse : when do i get my daughter ? uri : if my people do n't hear from me in 30 minutes ... you will still get her , but in pieces . [ scene_break ] colby : i can not believe how much you changed . pete : maybe it has something to do with me owning the hottest app company in the country . colby : get out ! pete : yeah . started it after i dropped out of stanford . colby : what are you doing in pine valley ? pete : bringing cortlandt electronics back from the brink and making it fortune 500-worthy again . what are you doing here ? colby : big brother back from the dead . got to show him some love . jane : one latte , pine valley style . colby : merci bien . [ laughs ] you 're my new best friend . pete : oh , jane , run . just -- just run . go . go . colby : [ laughs ] you did not used to be so much fun . pete : oh , yes . i was , though . you just never noticed . colby : but i 'm noticing now . [ scene_break ] jr : hey . aj : yeah ? jr : what -- you in a hurry ? aj : kind of . jr : okay . well , i do n't want to keep you . look , i just -- [ sighs ] i wanted to say sorry about the other day , you know . when i came down on you about the steroids . aj : i 'm not mad . i was mad , and you know what ? you acted like a hypocrite , because you got on my case , and you 've been a drunk my whole life . jr : i know . you 're right . i should 've never said anything . aj : no . you should 've . i 'm your son . look , i get it . you 're trying to be a good dad . jr : and that 's what i want to be to you son . you know , i have made so many mistakes in the past , but i am going to get this right . aj : thing is , i just -- i do n't know . i never really had a good dad , so i do n't know what one acts like . jr : aj . aj : look -- i got to get some water for the road , okay ? jr : [ puts the steroids in a brown envelope in the trash can ] [ scene_break ] celia : i need to know . evelyn : where is this coming from ? celia : evelyn , i -- [ sighs ] i think there 's something wrong with me . evelyn : sweetheart , there 's nothing wrong with you . what would make you think that ? is this pete cortlandt ? has he made you think there 's something wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] pete : listen -- i want hayward out on his ass . man : that might not be so easy . pete : this whole thing 's a pr nightmare . man : hayward 's invention saves lives , creates jobs , he 's a hero ! we say no , we 're the bad guys . pete : [ scoffs ] all right . tell me a plus side . man : we 're fielding lots of investors ' calls . nobody seems to care that dr. hayward 's a convicted felon . pete : maybe i was being a little too hasty . we should think of how we can use this to our advantage . even if i hate hayward for pulling together this little little mini coup , i ca n't help but respect him . i -- and i think my father would , too . man : well , palmer was known for catching his adversaries off guard . pete : hayward wants us to rehabiliate his image ? let 's use him . man : so ... we do n't want him gone ? pete : no , we want him close . you draw up a contract -- ironclad , okay ? hayward wants to partner with cortlandt ? we 'll play . but he does n't take a leak unless he gets our permission to life the seat . man : i 'm on it . pete : thank you , jane . jane : you 're my favorite master of the universe . pete : [ scoffs ] jane : [ chuckles ] david : well , look who it is . good morning , partner . [ scene_break ] aj : so , you just click this and then click right there . jr : okay . wow . cool . thanks for sticking around and showing me . aj : yeah . jr : whole new world . [ chuckles ] colby : [ singsong ] i 'm back ! [ chuckles ] brooke : [ gasps ] oh , my god . jr : oh , my god . aj : hey . brooke : welcome home ! welcome home ! oh . yes . [ both laugh ] colby : miss me ? aj : yeah . colby : [ laughs ] aj : okay . wait ! one 's enough ! colby : get used to it . do n't move . jr : hey . colby : god , i 'm so glad you came back to us . jr : welcome home , little sis . colby : i got here as soon as i could . how are you ? jr : uh ... holes in the memory . you know , weak as a baby . but other than that , i 'm doing all right -- better every day . so much better now that you 're here . colby : you really do n't remember a lot , because you were not loving on me five years ago . jr : oh , i doubt that . colby : oh , it 's true , because back then you were a total shit , right ? [ scene_break ] uri : a body will be found so badly burned , identification wo n't be possible . you will head investigation . this will provide you with dental records that will identify body . jesse : let me guess ? your dental records , so everyone will think the charred , rotting carcass is yours . uri : you say that with bit too much relish , but yes . jesse : and this body -- where 's it coming from ? uri : your only job is to make sure everyone believe it is me . [ scene_break ] evelyn : will you please tell me where this is coming from ? celia : i 'm just asking . evelyn : no . that 's not a question you just ask . did pete put pressure on you ? celia : no . no . evelyn : did you not do something he wanted you to , and so he just suggested you were crazy ? celia : no . he did n't try to sleep with me , if that 's what you 're trying to get at . evelyn : well , thank god ! celia : [ sighs ] well , would it have been so terrible if i had ? every other girl in the world would have . evelyn : sweetheart , you 're not every other girl . celia : because i 'm hardly allowed out of your sight . i 'm sorry . and , for the record , pete totally understood . evelyn : well , then , he 's more of a gentleman than i expected . but the fact remains , pete cortlandt is a player . you know nothing about the kind of life he leads , fast cars , fast girls , sweetheart . even his mother tells me that he gets whatever he wants , and when he 's had enough fun , and he 's bored , he moves on to the next . celia : you do n't know him like i do . evelyn : but you 're having doubts . celia : i 'm not . evelyn : i think that as much as you like pete ... i think you know that you 're not really ready for the kind of relationship that he 's interested in , and maybe that 's why you are unsettled and you think you 're a little crazy . but i think in your heart , you know that this relationship is just not for you , sweetheart -- at least not now . [ scene_break ] david : it 's a beautiful day , would n't you say ? pete : you 're an asshole . david : oh , come on . you ca n't still be upset . pete : like i said , i do n't like being manipulated . david : mm -- what was that quote -- `` move fast and break things `` ? is n't that what you crazy kids are saying these days ? pete : that press conference was an ambush . david : [ sighs ] call it what you want . it worked ! pete : if you think you 're gon na partner with me , and that 's a huge `` if `` -- it 's gon na be on my terms . david : i 'm sure we can come up with a mutually beneficial agreement . thank you . [ chuckling ] oh , come on , petey . you need to lighten up . we 're about to make a hell of a lot of money . pete : [ scoffs ] i already make a hell of a lot of money . and i do n't trust you any more than my father did . david : that 's fine . we do n't have to be besties , just as long as we make cortlandt electronics a success . and with what i bring to the table , we 're pretty much golden . [ scene_break ] colby : you and dad are engaged , and that practically makes you my stepmom , which practically makes us family . brooke : practically . colby : and since we 're so close ... brooke : mm . colby : ... and family is all that matters , right ? brooke : hm - hmm . colby : maybe you could just spare ... 20 grand ? brooke : you want me to lend you $ 20,000 ? colby : `` give `` would be so much more `` all in the family . `` n'est - ce pas ? brooke : why in the world would you need that kind of money ? colby : does it really matter ? brooke : yes , it does . colby : it 's just a little situation that needs to be cleared up . but since you 're ceo'ing chandler , you could just write me a check , or direct deposit would be much better . brooke : unfortunately , the bank of chandler is not in a position to just hand out fun money . but i do have an idea . colby : well , i would rather have the money . brooke : i 'm looking for the editor for teen tempo . and with your talent and your style , you would be perfect . colby : you want me to work ? brooke : well , it 's not an entirely foreigh concept . n'est - ce pas ? colby : [ laughs ] you got to be joking , right ? brooke : no . i 'm not going to give you the money , colby , and neither is your chandler . colby : then i 'll call daddy . brooke : well , go ahead . you 're not in any trouble , are you ? colby : [ laughs ] i ran into pete cortlandt earlier . who knew some nerd would turn into such a hunk ? and he 's way loaded , and he 's hot . [ laughs ] brooke : mm . and tres -- taken . [ scene_break ] pete : hey ! you 're alive ! celia : breathing and everything . pete : you took off before i could even get you home . celia : uh , you were busy . i did n't realize how wrapped up you get with work . pete : i 'd much rather have been wrapped up with you . celia : [ chuckles ] pete : jane said you left , 'cause you were n't feeling well . i 've been really worried . celia : all better . pete : but not well enough to return my calls or my texts or ... i mean , if i did anything in new york to freak you out ... celia : no . you were great . pete : but ? it 's the work thing , is n't it ? the way i just got twisted about hayward . i 'm really sorry if it upset you . i just get kind of crazy about work sometimes . celia : no ! no . you 're not crazy . it 's not you . it 's -- it 's me . it 's just too much too soon . i ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] colby : yeah . i love you , too , dad . jr : that was dad ? went well , huh ? colby : do you have 20 large laying around ? jr : [ laughs ] there 's the little sister i know and love . and the answer 's no . geez . colby : yeah . there 's a lot of that going around lately . jr : oh , what -- you talked to brooke ? colby : since when did she become the gatekeeper ? jr : well , dad did what he thought was best by putting her in charge . colby : so , while you 're trying to put one foot in front of the other , she 's locking up our money ? jr : she shut you down about the money ? colby : i bet she is the reason dad did the same . jr : you 're just pissed because you 're not getting what you want . colby : what is wrong with you ? ! the old jr would 've scared the shit out of her by now or pushed her off the balcony or something ! jr : colby , i 'm -- i 'm not that man anymore . i 'm not . colby : well , you need to be . so , find that inner asshole and embrace it , 'cause chandler is ours , not brooke 's . jr : i - i do n't think there 's anything that we can do . colby : maybe you 're not the person you were before the coma . but step it up , jr , or brooke will take everything . [ scene_break ] jesse : so , you fake your death , the fbi drops the case , and you get away with everything that you have done , every girl that you have kidnapped , tortured , damaged for life , even killed . they pay . their families pay . but ... you do n't ? uri : what is saying you have ? `` survival of fittest `` ? jesse : you 're gon na start all over some place else , are n't you ? uri : you do n't need be concerned about what i do . if you want to see your beautiful daughter again , just do as i say . this is number . you will call me when job is done . jesse : and then i get my daughter ? uri : you have my word . jesse : the word of a lying piece of shit . uri : maybe so , but what choice you have ? if you refuse , cassandra will die , so why not accept my word and , uh , hope for the best . [ scene_break ] pete : i care for you , celia , a lot . and we both admitted in new york that we 're falling in love . but if you 're afraid that i 'm pressuring you into something that you 're not ready for , it 's not going to happen . we do this at your pace , whatever makes you comfortable . celia : it 's not that . pete : then what ? talk to me . you know , just help me understand . colby : there you are ! hey ! i know you said we should grab a drink together , but it 's a little early , so how about we start off with coffee and see where the day takes us ? celia : i have to go . pete : wait . listen . celia : you 're busy . pete : i do n't have plans . she 's an old friend . just -- just talk to me . celia : it does n't matter . colby : hope i did n't mess things up for you . pete : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] jesse : hubbard . partially burned ? where ? samuels ? no , no . uh , i 'll take this one . i know i 've got a full caseload . this one is mine . [ scene_break ] david : so ... wow , you look good . and how 's school ? aj : it 's cool . david : and your dad -- how 's that going ? aj : you know , it 's going . jane : chocolate volcano cake , aj 's favorite . i thought you might like the last slice . david : well , how can you resist that ? [ chuckles ] aj : thanks . jane : you good ? aj : uh , yeah . jane : okay . do n't let him hog it all . david : look , i 'm sorry . no . look , i 'm -- i 'm not trying to upset you , aj . it 's just -- i 've known your father a long time . i know what he 's capable of . aj : he says he 's changed . david : for your sake , i hope that 's true . aj : you do n't think it 's possible . david : i guess anything 's possible . but the man i know , he terrorized both babe and marissa , and now they 're dead . he even tried to kidnap you -- i do n't know if you know that . more than once . and when he drinks , his temper -- when you were young , you were so afraid of him . aj : look , i can handle my dad , okay ? david : of course , you can . but i just want you to remember what i told you the other day . if you need me , i 'm here for you , okay ? because that 's what babe and marissa would want . we 're family , all right ? [ scene_break ] jesse : no chance of an id ? officer : face , fingers -- completely burned . whoever did this wanted a john doe . forensics : i think i have a murder weapon , chief -- a letter opener i found at the scene . if blood 's a match ... jesse : bag it , i 'll take it in . officer : we 've already rushed it to the lab for prints . [ scene_break ] angie : dear god ... i do n't think that i 've ever needed you more than i need you now . [ voice breaking ] but i do . [ crying ] because i 'm scared . i 'm scared ! [ sniffles ] i keep trying to think of all the times that i was lost , and you were there to help me find my way back ! you gave me strength ! and that 's what i 'm asking you to do for cassandra . god , i 'm asking you to give her the strength to get through whatever hell she is going through and to help her find her way back . god , please . please , be there for her ... and help her come home . i 'm begging you . i 'm begging you !
colby chandler returns home to see her brother jr . plus she needs $ 20,000 because she has gotten herself into a situation . colby bumps into pete at jan 's addiction and she is surprised at how he went from nerd to hunk . pete tells her he is also the owner of the leading app company and he is back home to help revive cortlandt electronics . colby arrives home and catches up with jr and asks brooke to lend her the money she needs to help her resolve her situation . brooke refuses to lend colby the money instead she offers her a job as the editor of teen tempo . colby has no intention of working and calls adam to ask him for the money but he also refuses to give colby the money and colby wishes that jr were his old self so he could stop brooke from managing their money . jr apologizes to aj for their argument about the steroids and aj tells jr he understands that he was just trying to be a good father but since he has never had a good father it will take him some time to adjust to having one .
amanda : oh , would you do something for me if i said please ? [ scene_break ] jack : sweetheart , when you sent me back to the yacht to get something you 'd left there , i kind of had in mind , oh , hair dryer , makeup case . erica : on what planet would i ever forget my makeup case ? jack : i think maybe the very same planet that you would have any use for this , but -- [ irish brogue ] there she is , the compass and binnacle ye asked for . erica : oh , jack . is n't she beautiful ? jack : [ normal voice ] yeah . erica : and now that we 're back in our homeport , i really just wanted to have her as a -- as a souvenir of our honeymoon . you chart a bold and true course for our fabulous future , captain jack . jack : [ irish brogue ] you bet i will . come here . [ normal voice ] just hold that thought , will you ? [ jack approaches the stranger that 's been following them and grabs him by his coat 's lapels . ] jack : if you want to leave here with all your teeth , walk out right now . and i do n't ever want to catch you near my wife again . you got me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : what the hell ? j.r. : saved you again . [ j.r. and kendall start kissing . ] [ scene_break ] maria : ryan . hey . ryan : hey . maria : um -- i heard about your procedure , because greenlee was in here yesterday ripping on dr. cooper and me and -- ryan : yeah , i heard , but i did n't know you were involved . sit down , sit down . maria : yeah , she 's pretty upset . ryan : well , she 's got every right to be . maria : well , we had a talk . i mean , i tried to -- to get her focused on how much you guys love each other and your marriage , but i do n't know if she heard me . ryan : well , something you said must 've filtered through , because she came home , and we talked , and she seemed to understand what i did , and she even started to believe that we could have a happy marriage without kids . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't have an account number , but the name of the donor is my husband -- lavery , ryan lavery . i know for a fact he left enough little swimmers on deposit to make a billion babies , so let 's get them defrosted and inside me on the double . this is the optimal day in my cycle to conceive . nurse : mrs. lavery , what ob / gyn referred you ? greenlee : that guy who runs a great big hmo in the sky , who said `` be fruitful and multiply . `` nurse : well , the doctor will still need your records , perform an internal exam , take your medical history , consent forms , insurance , blood work . greenlee : you know , red tape and bureaucratic bs does n't exist in nature . you just put a man and a woman together , and , voilà . nurse : then i suggest you avoid all this red tape , find your husband , and voilà . [ scene_break ] ryan : our whole future depends on greenlee understanding why i had to do something so drastic , making our future 100 % childproof . maria : these are your post - op test results . looks like the procedure was a success . ryan : funny they do n't make greeting cards for this occasion . maria : ryan -- look , tell me this . did you do this because of edmund ? did you do it because your brother killed my husband ? [ scene_break ] jack : i apologize for threatening you with extreme dental work . erica : well , i 'm sure you can understand my husband 's reaction . i mean , the man from the tearoom in charleston suddenly mysteriously showing up at our own yacht club in pine valley ? jack : but now that we know you live and work here and dock your boat at our marina , now i 'm even more mortified , so , sorry . dr. madden : look , please do n't think about it . apology accepted . who was it that said , `` paranoia is the best defense `` ? i imagine for someone as famous as you , miss kane , you 're in an endless stream of persistent fans and perhaps the occasional nut job . erica : oh , well , as dame edna says , `` megastardom has its price . `` my life is rarely my own . jack : and what is left is mine . but now that we know you 're not a stalker with a shrine to erica in your root cellar , please join us for a drink ? erica : yes , please do . dr. madden : well , thank you , but i -- no , i wo n't . go , enjoy each other . i -- i have a very busy schedule . if i had n't miscalculated the local tides , i would 've nabbed the guest mooring two hours ago . erica : well , now that we have met , i hope that we will chart new beginnings . jack : yes , i 'm sure our paths will cross again very soon . dr. madden : and once again , congratulations on your marriage . jack : thank you . erica : thank you . dr. madden : i hope you 'll very happy . excuse me . erica : jack , i know he denied it , but i know him from somewhere , somewhere before charleston . [ scene_break ] babe : i guess amanda took little adam . jamie : yep . babe : i just hate that i had to leave him . but tell me , did you have a nice visit ? jamie : yeah , it was fine . babe : oh , come on -- `` fine `` ? when was the last time you got to see our little boy ? jamie : how was krystal ? babe : less fine than she pretends to be . jamie : well , then , be honest with me , babe . are we less fine than you pretend to be ? babe : where did that come from ? jamie : i know it blows working nights , and we never have enough money . babe : sure , it 's not the greatest , but it 's not going to be forever . jamie : yeah , but are you happy ? babe : i have you . of course , i 'm happy . jamie : yeah , but , what about your dreams , babe ? i mean , do you seriously like living above a garage ? babe : do you remember when i had more credit cards than a girl can count and i was , like , a phone call away from whatever the chandler money could buy ? i also had a husband who hated me . now , i 'll take this any day . jamie : i 'm not your husband . babe : not yet . hey , the only thing missing is that little boy from making us a family . jamie : i will give you the life you deserve one day . babe : you know , even with everything sucky that 's going on in my life right now , i am happy because of you . hey , what is up with you anyway ? did something happen ? [ scene_break ] aidan : let me guess . you want me to slather your delicate skin with spf-30 . amanda : there are way better pickup lines if that 's what i was doing , like , `` are you a parking ticket , because you 've got fine written all over you . `` aidan : did anyone ever warn you about talking to strangers ? amanda : um -- i must 've missed that day . do you know to point and shoot fuji cam x10 ? i promised my mom i 'd send her pictures of me on the beach . she says that 's what she misses most since she 's been in the hospital -- you know , squishing her toes in the sand , walking out on the pier . aidan : well , i 'm sorry that your mum 's not well . but you want me to take pictures of -- amanda : me with the sand and surf in the background -- if it 's not too much of a pain . aidan : no , sure . i -- i doubt it will hurt . amanda : all right . where is a good spot ? aidan : um -- how about that rock over there ? amanda : oh , cool . aidan : that looks good . amanda : ok . all right . how 's this ? aidan : perfect . that looks great . hold that . wow . that 's the money shot right there . amanda : can we get off a couple more ? aidan : sure . i can use your whole memory card if you like . [ scene_break ] kendall : hmm , interesting . there 's the kiss to shut me up , the prelude - to - hot- sex lip scorcher , assorted chews and nibbles , but that one -- i do n't know , i 've never had that kiss before . j.r. : hmm . there 's your clue right there . kendall : ok . yeah , yeah , i got it . i got it . j.r. : yeah . kendall : kissing the married woman . j.r. : well , the very gorgeous , hot , exciting , generous married woman . kendall : are n't you going to ask me what i brought you back from boca ? j.r. : my golden future , thanks to your wedding . you know , actually , you 're the first married woman i 've ever kissed -- well , besides babe . kendall : ok , well , do n't go smooching around for any golden futures , yours or mine . j.r. : you did marry slater ? kendall : yeah , but that 's only half the story . you missed the kicker . j.r. : i 'm not looking into the face of the woman who 's going to be giving me chandler enterprises back . kendall : no , my lovely new husband decided to yank the lawsuit from cambias , so i get nothing but a share of zach 's casinos , and you get nothing but that kiss . j.r. : you mean nothing but a kiss - off . look , i know that slater -- he backed you into a corner . you would n't cut me like this . kendall : ok , j.r. , this is n't all about you . i took some hits , too . j.r. : yeah , but we had a deal . you were going to marry zach , and you were going to deliver me back chandler 's . how did that all fall apart ? kendall : well , zach realized that the terms were n't as attractive as he first thought . j.r. : and you did n't fight him on that ? kendall : i did at first . but ultimately , this deal was his to make or break . j.r. : you marry the guy in good faith , and now he 's just -- he 's going to back out on his part of the bargain ? you 're going along with that ? kendall : what did you want me to do , j.r. ? what , did you want me to scratch his eyes out ? j.r. : yes , i do ! kendall : well , i 'm sorry . zach realized he could n't save his son by trying to destroy him , so he opted to cut his losses , ok ? i 'm sorry , that 's the breaks . j.r. : i burn my bridges with ethan , i turn my future to toast for you . and then , because you and zach want to leave ethan alone , so he 's going to run my family business , i have to sit back and watch him run chandler into the ground as payback ? kendall : ok , listen , i know you 're upset . i know you thought you were so close to having it back . j.r. : no , this is it , kendall . it 's -- what you do n't understand is he 's not just holding on to the company . he 's dismantling it . if you and your husband do not go and get cambias industries back , everything my father has sweated for , my son 's legacy , is going to go right down a rat hole . all i 'm asking you is for you and your husband to revisit -- revisit your options . throw me a scrap . you know that i hate to beg you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : nurse , my husband is no longer capable of producing and delivering his own genetic materials , but given he had the foresight to have several million of the little tykes frozen for future freshness , i do n't see there 's a problem with me , his wife , making a withdrawal . nurse : and i 'm trying to explain that 's not how this clinic operates . greenlee : look , i can prove i 'm mrs. ryan lavery . you want id ? here , i 've got it . here 's my passport , my -- my driver 's license , my lacey 's vip platinum card . this entitles me to his sperm . nurse : mrs. lavery , we do n't operate as a bank , even though that 's how the public perceives us . greenlee : yeah , and i 'm not bucking for a wall calendar or free toaster . nurse : we work with anonymous donors who are assigned lot numbers . there are confidentiality issues , legal liabilities . we maintain a very strict protocol according to the highest standards . greenlee : why did n't you say so ? would a cool thou take the edge off any legal liabilities , huh ? i 'll sign a waiver to avoid any embarrassing lawsuits . no ? 5,000 ? 10,000 ? how much to pave over any legal stumbling blocks , ok ? 15,000 ? i 'm good for it . i 'm loaded . and if we have a girl , i 'll name her after you -- hazel . hazel : mrs. lavery , is there someone i can call ? your husband ? greenlee : i told you i do n't need my husband right now . i need you . hazel : i ca n't help you . we ca n't help you , so if you 'll just go quietly -- greenlee : how can i make this clear ? i am not leaving this place without enough fertilizer to make my blossoms grow . now , fork it over ! who are they ? hazel : mrs. lavery , these ladies have come to escort you out . greenlee : they touch me and die . hazel : i have tried to explain why we ca n't accommodate your request . greenlee : well , accommodate this . let go of me . let go of me . let go of me ! let go ! dr. madden : what the devil is going on here ? hazel : mrs. lavery tried to bribe me into releasing her husband 's donation . greenlee : i said let go . dr. madden : it 's all right , hazel . mrs. lavery , is n't it ? greenlee : who are you ? the procreation police ? dr. madden : i 'm dr. madden . this is my clinic . greenlee : doc , your nurse 's front office manner could use a lot of work , not to mention the tag team twins . hazel : i beg your pardon , doctor , but this woman stormed in here -- dr. madden : i 'll take it from here , hazel . it 's all right . mrs. lavery , would you care to step into my office ? please , take a seat . now , from what i gather , your husband made a donation here , and you want it back . greenlee : thank you . finally , someone who gets it . when can i get it ? dr. madden : well , you ca n't . greenlee : now , do n't you go all hazel on me . dr. madden : mrs. lavery , your husband signed a contract stipulating that he would remain anonymous . greenlee : well , i know who ryan is , so no problem . dr. madden : prospective parents -- they get a profile of the sperm donor . they get medical history , physical data . they never get the identity , so it 's not as if you can walk in here , and you can order up a sample of ryan lavery . greenlee : i can , and i am . dr. madden : no , i 'm afraid you can not . there 's also the matter of the quit claim . you see , when your husband received financial compensation for his donation , he gave up all rights to our purchase . so it 's almost as if he sold us a house , and you 've come in here asking for a room back . greenlee : well , not a big room . just the baby 's nursery . dr. madden : to put it quite simply , neither you nor your husband has any legal rights to his donation or any issue therefrom . greenlee : doctor , i 'm a businesswoman . in every contract , there 's a loophole . help me find one . dr. madden : i suppose it might make a difference if your husband were to be here , and he could state his own case . greenlee : well , there 's only one problem with that . he 's been through a terrible trauma . he 's temporarily deranged . [ scene_break ] ryan : what jonathan did to edmund puts what it means to be a lavery right in my face , but , maria , it already existed . it was already there -- the rage , the fire burning in my stomach . and i had to make sure that that is not passed on to a child , an innocent child , or that it could come back and hurt a child or hurt greenlee . maria : pretty radical move , though . ryan : only choice i could make . maria : well , i know you believe that , but i 'm a doctor . i 'm a scientist , so i do n't believe that evil is genetic . ryan : tell that to my late brothers . look , i know that i made the right decision . i mean , i 've been walking around with the entire lavery family on my back , and now that it seems that greenlee and i have dodged that bullet , the weight is lifted and the fire in my stomach is finally starting to go out , and i ca n't tell you how good that feels . maria : well , you know , i 've got to give it to you , because i do n't even think most guys would have admitted there was any problem at all . they probably just would 've thrown themselves into work or started drinking too much or taken it out on everybody , you know , around them . and you saw a threat to your future with greenlee and you did something about it . so i -- i mean , i think that your science is a little fuzzy . i also think that lies in marriage are obviously not good , but i have to say i admire you for what you did . [ ryan gives maria a big hug . ] [ scene_break ] aidan : your memory card is full . amanda : well , thanks for helping out . aidan : no problem . amanda : whoo . those supermodels earn their paychecks . it 's hard work . how about a soda at the beach shack ? my treat ? aidan : thanks , but i really should go for my run . amanda : well , you could definitely skip a day and not miss it . aidan : that 's not my style . see you . in fact , you know , i will say it . it strikes me odd that your mother would want so many pictures of her daughter doing `` britney gone wild on the beach . `` but i guess it does n't really matter , does it ? as long as you keep it in the family . [ scene_break ] erica : my goodness , does everything have to be so complicated ? i mean , magnetic north and true north . i have a compass , and i 'm still lost . jack : not with true love , you 're not . that 's why we have each other -- so we can stand a good watch and make any corrections we need to make if we get off course . erica : as we did when we promised never to interfere in our impossibly adult children 's lives again ? jack : [ irish brogue ] that was a yar piece of navigation , that was . erica : certainly freed us up to concentrate on other things . jack : [ normal voice ] yes , did n't it , though ? hey , i have a present for you to replace the one i drowned in orange juice . erica : oh , jack . you trust me , you trust me not to torture kendall with this ? jack : yeah , i guess do . come here , you . erica : that reminds me -- i am due east northeast -- jack : yeah , that would be kind of -- erica : at my studio to work on my tv show . what about you ? jack : well , i guess i 'll drop by the office , check in with livia , and just in general find out what 's been going on in the real world while i 've been in paradise with my bride . erica : ok . you do that , and i promise that i will wait for kendall to reach out and touch me . jack : you got it . erica : ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : j.r. , my revenge trip on ethan is over . j.r. : you 're getting soft . kendall : no , i 'm getting smart . payback is exhausting . i 've had enough of it , so has ethan , so has his father . j.r. : i 'm not done until i get chandler enterprises back in control . kendall : fine , great . knock yourself out . j. : i 'm not walking away from this . i want you with me when i get chandler enterprises . i want ethan left hanging . i 'm not going to compromise one for the other . i want it all ! kendall : ok , fine , so have it all . just do n't include me or zach . j.r. : you 're making a big mistake , you know that ? kendall : no , no . my mistake was thinking i can do love . the fallout from that one insane choice almost tore me to pieces . so from now on , i am steering clear of anything that even remotely resembles it . j.r. : so basically , what you 're saying is screw me ? kendall : i 'm sorry , j.r . i 'm sorry , but my mind is made up . j.r. : no , you do n't get to do this , kendall ! you do n't get to bail on me ! we had a plan , we had a deal , and a sweet one at that . there 's been way too much time invested just to kick this away . kendall : j.r. , listen , calm down . relax , ok ? this is not worth it . j.r. : no , no , something happened to you in boca . somebody messed with your head , and it looks like somebody needs to straighten you out . kendall : ok , well , that someone 's not going to be you . now , just back off ! j.r. : no , you do n't get to shut me out ! kendall : yeah , well , you do n't get to rule my life ! j.r. : and you 're not done with this until i say that you 're done ! zach : excuse me . you got a problem with my wife ? j.r. : congratulations on a long life and a happy marriage . zach : what i asked you was if you had a problem with my wife . j.r. : no , i do n't . we were just simply having a confrontation about this whole situation over cambias . zach : do you know what he 's talking about ? kendall : um -- zach , honey , i think j.r. is referring to you dropping the lawsuit against ethan and letting him keep all the companies and the cash . zach : oh . what about it ? j.r. : you 're really going to go down without a fight ? i mean , because i can [ british accent ] practically hear ethan laughing his scones off . [ normal voice ] caving on a court date before it 's set ? zach : makes us look bad , huh ? j.r. : makes you look like the worst . ethan can roll right over you . and then this reputation that you have as a no - prisoners business guy that takes a hit -- you 're going to have vendors and employees thinking that they can rob you blind , because you fold without a fight . kendall : careful , the showgirls might tie you up and hold you hostage for a pay raise . j.r. : yeah , well , i really do n't know a whole lot about the casino business . but it 's going to say that zach slater can be squeezed . zach : hmm . so what should i do to keep people from calling me a coward ? should i just reinstate the lawsuit and take cambias away from ethan ? j.r. : yeah . i mean , that 's your word , but , yes . i think so . zach : what do you think , honey ? junior on to something ? [ scene_break ] ryan : well , we spent enough time in ryan 's world . maria : yeah , but ryan 's world sounds like it 's getting good . i 'm happy for you . ryan : thanks . what about maria 's world ? maria : oh , maria 's world ? yeah . lots of changes there , and -- especially with zach marrying your sister - in - law . ryan : yeah . and i ca n't believe kendall actually went through with it . you realize it 's -- maria , it 's strictly business thing . maria : no , no , do n't even go there . i do n't care . i 've got so much going on in my life right now that zach and kendall are almost comic relief . ryan : yeah . well , i told kendall they deserve each other . maria : well , what we deserve and what we get are usually two wildly different things . but right now i 'm actually too busy trying to take your advice . ryan : really ? maria : mm - hmm . ryan : and is that a good thing ? maria : it 's a very good thing . you 're the one who told me to get my rear in gear and climb my way out of this muck . ryan : well , you had a lot of help getting yourself into that muck . maria : maybe , but i 'm really the only one who can get myself out . and i 'm doing that by focusing on what 's the most important , and that 's my kids . and i 'm really , really trying to keep that focus positive right now . ryan : that sounds like good advice for me , too . i mean , the part about being positive . maria : please , i 'm not the one to be giving advice , but -- but i 'm happy for you . good luck . ryan : yes , you , too . maria : thank you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : no matter what , i love ryan more than anyone or anything . and you have to know what a change that is for me . i used to be the most selfish bitch you ever crossed the street to get away from . dr. madden : well , we all tend to be our own worst critics . greenlee : i 'm not exaggerating . i was completely self - absorbed . it was greenlee 's world , and you were lucky to live in it . and that changed for a lot of reasons . but the biggest reason is ryan . like , there is this thing that i always did -- passing a store window and checking out my look . and after i knew that i wanted a baby with ryan , i was passing lacey 's big display window . and i did my usual hair flip and half smile . and i saw myself reflected back -- with a little girl . and i was holding her hand . my little girl . and ryan was on the other side of her , holding her other hand . our little family . doctor , i ache for her , or for him . not just for myself , but for ryan . but now he 's had this damn procedure because he thinks his dna is poison . dr. madden : well , as far as i know , genetic mapping has failed to isolate the evil chromosome . greenlee : something you need to know about my husband -- he is the most loyal , wonderful , unselfish man on the planet . but he 's got it in his head that bringing another lavery into the world would be like releasing the dogs of the damned . i want to prove to this amazing man that ending his chances for a child was wrong . and i can do that with your help . i can present him with the most beautiful , well - behaved , nonhomicidal child . dr. madden : you really want this baby , and for the most unselfish reasons . greenlee : thank you . thank you for understanding . will you help me save my husband ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm just tired of everybody trying to get into our business . let 's just get married now . babe : god , i 'd love to hear you propose . but what about the money ? jamie : i have n't changed my mind . babe : yeah , but you marry me , and your ticket to med school -- it goes bye- bye , and j.r. laughs himself all the way to the bank . jamie : j.r. wins if i do n't make you mrs. james martin . babe : just think of everything you could do with phoebe 's money . jamie : enough about the money . babe : you know what ? it 's kind of hard to ignore . i found this while i was cleaning . jamie : j.r. brought it to taunt me . babe : it 's a really nice doctor 's bag . maybe you could put it to use . jamie : you know , i look at that , and all i see is trouble . people will try just about anything to kick us to the curb . babe : and by people , you mean j.r . jamie : babe , it 's time to make our lives , our decision , permanent . make an honest woman out of you . the custody courts will love it . babe : and we decided to wait six months , and i mean it . jamie : nothing 's going to change between now and then . babe : then look at the bright side . there 's no difference . and just look at it . we 're already halfway there . [ scene_break ] [ to get aidan 's attention , amanda runs into the water . ] man : oh , my god , i think that girl is drowning ! amanda : help ! help ! help ! help me ! [ scene_break ] dr. madden : mrs. lavery , you 've presented me with quite the challenge . greenlee : make it easy on yourself . say yes . dr. madden : you see , most of our clients are single . if you were single , this would be very different . but the fact is you 're married , and not as happily as you 'd like to be at the moment . but i get the sense that you wish the marriage to continue . greenlee : oh , with all my heart , forever and ever . dr. madden : we help to create children here . we have to consider the families into which they 'll be born . greenlee : well , ours is great . my dad is jackson montgomery , the former da and all around champion of truth and justice . and he 's newly married to my stepmom , erica kane , an amazing woman in her own right . she and ryan share a very tight bond . and then there 's my brother , reggie , and my sister , lily , and my stepsister bianca . kendall -- never mind about her . but believe me , this baby would be loved and cared for like you would n't believe . dr. madden : you 're missing a key member of this family . you see , mrs. lavery , in all discussions of a case like this , the husband and the wife -- they must both be part of the dialogue . greenlee : well , dr. madden , i explained , this a uniquely unique situation . if it were n't for his homicidal maniac brother and the rest of his abusive family , ryan would be sitting right here , signing off on this deal . dr. madden : well , you see , i only have your word for that . the problem is contracts would be broken . i 'd be opening myself up to all sorts of litigation . greenlee : well , i 'll waive whatever you want . you write it , i 'll sign it . dr. madden : it 's not your signature that would be required . it would be your husband 's . and quite frankly , the action that he 's taken to eliminate the possibility of children -- well , frankly , that speaks for itself . greenlee : i want to give this to my husband . i want him to see how good he is . he has so much love to give . i want him to believe that -- dr. madden : i 'm so sorry . without your husband 's signature , there 's absolutely nothing that i can do . greenlee : well , i could forge it . dr. madden : oh , please , that 's totally out of the question . i 'd have to meet with your husband . he would have to be here in this office , and even then , it would be a legal nightmare . i 'm so very sorry . i ca n't help you . greenlee : dr. madden , you have no idea with whom you 're dealing . but you will find out . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , honey , i 've heard j.r. 's opinion , and i think it 's a bunch of bs . zach : elaborate , please . kendall : well , i do n't think anyone 's going to care if you do n't go after ethan . i mean , no one 's going to mistake you for some wussy pushover . you are zach slater , and the name zach slater will always carry its own weight . so leave the payback to j.r. we 've got much better things to do with our time . zach : well , my better half has spoken . what she says goes . j.r. : if i had n't had such a pathetic day already , i would stay here and argue with you . but you two have already lost your minds , have n't you ? zach : stop by the casino sometime , ok ? j.r. : maybe one day . might be a monday , might be a tuesday -- i do n't know when . but ethan 's going to come in there , and he 's going to grind you to powder . he 's going to blow you away . but when he does , i 'll be there to blow him away . thanks . zach : we showed him , huh ? uh - oh . what did i do wrong , snookums ? kendall : you showed up , and you saved me , damn you . [ scene_break ] man : we 'll get help . aidan : yeah . there 's a phone just around the corner . you 're going to be all right . you 're going to be all right . you 're not going to drown on me . you 're not going to drown on me . thank god . [ after listening for breathing , aidan pinches amanda 's nose and blows into her mouth . ] aidan : stay with me . stay with me . [ after a couple of breaths , amanda begins to kiss aidan . ] [ scene_break ] zach : i did n't come here to save you from j.r . i know you do n't need saving . kendall : when did you get back from boca ? zach : i imagine probably the same time you did . it 's a little silly taking separate flights . kendall : worked for me . zach : i got some papers for you to sign . casino business . kendall : ok , right after we go over the marriage ground rules . zach : it 's in the prenup . kendall : yeah , well , these are my rules . i do n't need you to protect me , ok ? you 're not my hero , you 're not my savior . so the next time you walk into something that 's none of your business , just walk out like it 's none of your business , and please leave me the hell alone . erica : oh , hallelujah ! hallelujah ! i am so proud of you , kendall . oh , my goodness , finally you see this man for the -- the loser and the user he is . come on , why do n't you just throw that gaudy engagement ring back in his face , and let 's go celebrate . zach : you did n't bring a gift , did you ? that 's ok . ca n't have been easy to come up here and congratulate us on our marriage . kendall : it 's true , mother . zach and i are n't a match made in heaven , but we 're just as married as you and jackson . [ scene_break ] jack : well , ryan . so how 's greenlee ? i 've left a few messages . she has n't gotten back -- has n't gotten back to me . where is she ? look , ryan , i think greenlee 's time in florida was just what she needed . time with her family , a little laughter . i think she really needed to get the hell away from -- ryan : get away from me ? is that what you were going to say ? just shut up , jack , because i 've heard it ! i 've heard you rant , i 've heard your top reasons why greenlee should n't be married to a lavery . well , now you sit down and you listen to me , because i have taken care of it . [ scene_break ] simone : what ? greenlee : simone -- simone : yeah ? greenlee : let 's review . you 're a crucial member of the fusion team , the only one who can get the icemaker to behave , and my friend -- not necessarily in that order . agreed ? simone : ok , i confess . i ate the last pint of jamocha almond fudge , all right ? greenlee : forget that . you 're onboard when i need your help ? simone : well , you keep posting my bail , i 'm your puppet . greenlee : good . i need you to help me steal something . something big , something important . simone : oh , god help me . what is it ? greenlee : my husband 's sperm . [ next_on ] zach ( to erica who hauls off and slaps him ) : lay it on me . woman ( handing a key to ryan ) : this is for you . jack : this is how you 're taking care of my daughter , ryan ? ethan : i do n't kick a man when he 's down . j.r. : well , good . then let 's discuss what we 're going to do about kendall . kendall ( to simone and greenlee ) : i 'm interrupting something . the question is , what ?
greenlee is determined to stop at nothing in order to get pregnant by ryan 's seeds , whether he knows or approves or not . she goes to the sperm bank and offers bribes to the doctors although they explain to her that they have confidentiality laws and can not tell her where or if ryan lavery has any frozen sperm for her to use . ryan talks to maria about the situation . she assures him he did the right thing even though she personally disagrees with his belief that evil is genetic , since she is a doctor and scientist . jr is very disappointed to find out that although kendall has married zach , she wo n't have the money because he 's ended his fight with ethan .
babe : little adam missed his daddy kissing him good night and having pancakes this morning . what -- j.r. , where were you all night ? i -- look , i hope that you did find josh 's dad , but i 'm starting to get worried . call me when you get this , ok ? sweetie , let 's -- let 's let that poor lady sleep , ok ? come here . oh , you 're a big boy . [ babe is stunned to see a disheveled erica emerge from under a pile of newspapers on a park bench . ] [ scene_break ] jamie : where is he ? josh : get your hands off me , man ! j.r. : we 're going to make this a party if you do n't start talking . david : you looking for madden ? jamie : all night . which means he 's either left town , or he 's gone underground . j.r. : if he 's gone , we might have lost our sister forever , but this piece of crud could be our last hope . jamie : so i 'm going to ask you one last time -- where the hell is your father ? [ scene_break ] [ at the pool , del watches a bikini - clad amanda through binoculars . ] amanda : buy a magazine . it 'll last longer . del : is there a problem ? amanda : i do n't like being spied on . del : oh , what , these ? if i see something i like , i take a little more direct approach . amanda : just point your toy somewhere else . del : well , i ca n't . i 'm on a stakeout . amanda : sure you are . del : as much as i 'd rather focus on you , i have to keep my eye on that tub -- make sure a certain sleaze does n't ship out of town . [ scene_break ] di : finally . where did you go ? tad : what are you doing here ? di : well -- i mean , after we -- after we split up , i could n't find you . i was worried . tad : go home , di . di : you 're a mess . what have you been up to all night ? [ scene_break ] julia : hi . sorry i 'm late . dr. solomon : you were supposed to be here an hour ago . julia : yeah , i know . rough night . it wo n't happen again . how is kendall ? has she come out of her coma yet ? dr. solomon : as of 30 minutes ago , no change . [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan -- ryan : bianca , what is it ? bianca ? bianca : what ? did you say something ? what 's going on ? ryan : you just said something to me . bianca : no , i did n't . i was asleep . kendall : bianca -- ryan : the most beautiful eyes in the world . bianca : i love you so much . kendall : well , i love you , too . i 'm not going to break . [ bianca laughs ] kendall : what -- why are you here ? why -- why am i here ? ryan : um -- there was -- there was an accident at fusion . kendall : what happened ? bianca : some construction stuff fell on you . ryan : and -- and , you know , you gave us a little bit of a scare , for a while . but you know what ? you 're tough , and -- and you 're going to be all right . kendall : spike -- my baby -- where is he ? where is he ? is he ok ? ryan : he 's fine . kendall : yeah , but it 's too early for him to be out . ryan : no -- no , no , no . he 's -- it is a little early , but he 's fine . he 's strong , kendall . he is very strong . bianca : he 's -- he 's already got the nurses wrapped around his little fingers . kendall : i want to see him . i want to see him . i have to see my baby . ryan : and he wants to see his mother , too . he does . but right now , you have to get checked out . kendall : i did it . i 'm a mom . bianca : oh , god -- mom -- excuse me , i 'll be right back . would you please tell dr. solomon that kendall is awake ? and would you please find erica kane ? [ scene_break ] erica : did you do this ? have n't you put my family through enough ? babe : oh , you have been so freaked out about kendall , it would n't be so crazy to think that you could fall asleep out here . erica : i have n't even been sleeping , kendall and the baby and all . maybe i did drift off . babe : do you remember coming here ? erica : i was in greg 's office . i -- i was furious . what -- hey ! oh , my god . [ erica recalls being injected by greg . ] [ scene_break ] tad : after i left you at the airport , i stopped by the private terminal and found madden 's plane , which it was still there . it never took off , because he never showed up . di : you think he 's still in town somewhere ? tad : i 'm not sure . i spent the rest of the night checking out rental car agencies , train stations , bus terminals . i even stopped at a couple of truck stops to see if he tried to hitch a ride out of town , which means he 's either long gone or he 's right under our noses somewhere . di : right under our noses where ? tad : how the hell should i know ? you do realize , of course , that this is del 's fault . if he had n't have lost him , i would be choking answers out of madden right now . di : del -- tad : by the way , did your rocket scientist of a brother check in yet ? di : no . tad , he had an accident . tad : yeah , i 'm sure . he bumped into a flight attendant . di : madden knocked him out . tad , when he came to , he was in the private cargo area . he could barely stand up . tad : beautiful . that is just perfect -- on the job and out cold . i swear , only a guy like your brother would let his mark get the drop on him . di : hey , tad , listen , del is not a complete screw - up . he did ground madden 's plane , ok ? so cut him a little bit of slack . tad : he sabotaged madden 's plane ? how ? di : i do n't know . he 's -- he 's mechanical . he can make something go , he can make it not go , so just give him a little bit of credit . tad : ok , fine , he gets a gold star . but you do realize that if madden was able to knock him unconscious , it means he was on to him from the very beginning . the sad fact is madden 's been two steps ahead of all of us since day one . di : i 'm sorry . what now ? [ di sighs ] tad : what now ? now , we may never find kate . [ scene_break ] del : how 'd you get in , anyway ? amanda : guest pass from brooke english . who 'd you bribe ? del : i 'm a chandler . amanda : oh , come on . you are about as chandler as i am , and all i did was sleep with one . del : hey , i 'm legit . my sister dixie was married to adam . amanda : oh -- big deal . that was a long time ago . del : ah , j.r. is my nephew . i hold on to my family connections with perks like these , and it helps to know the chandler account number . amanda : you dog . del : thank you very much . amanda : ok . you 're such an insider , let 's make like the chandlers . how about eggs benedict at the grille ? del : i 'm all over that , but i got to stick by my post . amanda : oh , come on . not with the `` i spy `` thing again . del : i stopped this jerk from bailing out of town last night . there 's no way he 's getting past me today . amanda : ok , who is this big , bad wolf ? del : he 's a doctor . name 's greg madden . [ scene_break ] j.r. : your father 's ticked off a lot of people in this town and he 's running scared . you can stall all you want , but we 'll find him . josh : well , you 're doing a hell of a job so far . jamie : no , we already spent the whole night looking -- the airport , the marina . nothing . it does n't mean we 're going to stop . j.r. : did you know your dad had his jet gassed up and did n't use it ? what 's up with that ? josh : he does his thing , i do mine . j.r. : was he planning on flying somewhere or was it just a setup to waste our time ? jamie : or did you warn him , get to him first and wave him off ? josh : i do n't answer to you . david : but you do need to talk to me . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom has been totally camped out since you were brought in here . she knows the name of every nurse and when they 're on duty and what time your ivs need to be changed . your doctors are completely terrified of her . oh -- did i mention that she 's proud of you ? kendall : proud of me ? bianca : hmm . yeah , too bad you slept through that part . this , you , and spike -- kendall , it 's a miracle . you did this . you never gave up . kendall : spike . is he really ok ? ryan : yes , he is . he 's -- you know , he 's small , but he 's in an incubator . kendall : what 's wrong ? ryan : oh , no , no , no . it 's -- it 's standard . it 's standard procedure for a preemie . wait till you see him , kendall . he 's -- you know what ? this is his . kendall : how is it possible he 's ok ? it 's way too early . it 's early . ryan : you know , it was . it 's ok . it 's ok . it was too early when you had the accident and , i mean , it was very close . it was -- it was sort of touch - and- go , but the doctors wanted to take him right away , so that they could give you this drug that would help you wake up sooner . kendall : zach . where is he ? ryan : he 's been here . he 's the one who -- who told us how much you wanted our baby , that you would choose to let spike wait as long as possible so that he could be as strong as possible . he 's the one , even if it meant your own life . he fought for you , kendall . he fought for you and our baby and he took a lot of flak , did n't he ? but he never backed down . kendall : zach fought for my baby ? where is he ? i want to see him . where 's my husband ? dr. solomon : mrs. slater , welcome back . julia : it 's good to see you . dr. solomon : much as i hate to interrupt the party , i need to examine my patient . it wo n't take long . bianca : ok . we are going to be right outside , ok ? do n't be scared . kendall : ryan ? ryan : i will find zach right now . i promise . bianca : oh . thank god , ryan ! thank god . ryan : i do n't understand . things do n't -- this is -- we have kendall , and we have spike . we have both of them . what is this ? i do n't -- is this a miracle ? bianca : i guess so . zach is going to be completely blown away . you know , i -- i really expected him to , like , bust out of prison and -- and be here when she woke up . and where were you ? i did n't even hear you come in last night . ryan : oh , i had a couple of things that i had to take care of . sergeant , yes , i 'd like to leave a message -- whew -- for zach slater , please . he did ? when ? ok , thank you . bianca : what 's wrong ? he did n't really stage a riot , did he ? ryan : no , he -- he got bailed out last night . bianca : well , then , where is he ? why is n't he here ? ryan : what could possibly be more important than coming back to kendall ? ryan : hey . zach , when you get this message , just give me a call , ok ? thanks . you know , he 's not picking up at his condo , he 's not picking up at work . erica : bianca , ryan , is kendall -- bianca : oh , mom , mom , you wo n't believe it . kendall is awake . she woke up . she 's going to be ok . erica : she did ? kendall 's -- kendall 's -- she 's awake ? bianca : yes . erica : is she all right ? bianca : oh , oh , oh , um , the doctor is in with her now . we 're waiting to hear right now . erica : oh . i 'm not going to wait any longer , i ca n't wait any longer . i have waited long enough to see my daughter . dr. solomon : pupil response normal . erica : kendall ? kendall : mom . erica : thank you , god . kendall : mom . i want to see spike . i want to see my baby . dr. solomon : one step at a time . we have to make sure you 're up for the trip down the hall . kendall : oh . spike could be on the moon , and i would make it . i 'm fine . i know i 'm fine . erica : oh , sweetheart -- kendall : just -- erica : sweetheart ? you listen to dr. solomon , please . oh . seeing you lying here so still for so long , i was so afraid . but you pay attention to dr. solomon , ok ? you need to get your strength back , especially if you 're going to have a little one to take care of . dr. solomon : i 'll check on you a bit later . kendall : yeah . julia : welcome back . kendall : wow . julia is being nice to me . i must 've really been near death . erica : but all that 's behind us now . from now on , we just look ahead -- life with your beautiful baby boy . kendall : i just want to take spike home with me and be a family . erica : i know you do . and you will . you will . ryan is so excited to be a father . kendall : mom , the family picture is n't just ryan , spike , and me . zach and i got married . erica : zach made that abundantly clear . [ scene_break ] ryan : the doctors have n't really given kendall the all - clear yet , you know , but -- um -- from what we 've seen , i mean , she 's going to be all right and she 's going to -- she 's going to be up and out of here very , very , very soon -- and spike , too . babe : oh , thank god . oh , j.r. , thank god . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , i 'd love an excuse to deck you , but i 'll restrain myself . last time -- where 's madden ? josh : you touch me again , i 'll kill you . and last time -- no way in hell i would tell you even if i knew . david : you have to excuse j.r. -- he thinks violence solves everything . jamie : could n't hurt in some cases . david : let me try to get you to understand something . i was very close to dixie when she got pregnant with kate . she sacrificed everything to have that little girl -- her family , her very life . josh : it 's not my problem . david : oh , but it is . do n't think dixie 's posse is going to just get bored and forget about your father and what he did . until that little girl is back where she belongs , your father 's on most - wanted status , and that is not going to change until he 's behind bars -- or strung up . josh : look , maybe my dad did do something , maybe he did n't . i do n't know . it 's not my responsibility . but no way in hell i 'm going to let a pack of wannabe vigilantes hunt him down . [ scene_break ] del : wait a second , you and madden ? what 's that about ? he 's a baby doctor . you definitely do not look pregnant . amanda : i worked for him . it was a great job while it lasted . del : yeah , well , that 's a lot of loyalty for a boss . amanda : he was really nice , and he made me think i was n't so bad . del : you are nothing but fun , trust me . amanda : he made me think that i could make a difference and help people . i was going to be a surrogate mom . del : what ? amanda : for a couple he was treating . you know -- my eggs , their baby , my body ? it would 've been really great . del : mother nature did not build you this way so that some crazy guy could get you pregnant with a science kit . amanda : dr. madden is not crazy , he 's just -- del : madden stole my sister 's kid . ok , my little niece could be anywhere . my sister 's a wreck , so is my family . he 's going to pay , i 'm going to make sure of it . [ scene_break ] tad : `` del 's on top of it . `` `` del 's on top of it `` -- is n't that what you said ? the only thing del 's on top of is some flight attendant , and madden is god knows where . di : he did the best he could , tad . tad : yeah , well , that 's not saying a lot . you do realize if aidan was back from new york , this never would 've happened . freakin ' amateurs . di : ok ! all right , you know what ? excuse us for not having our -- our junior detective badges , ok ? but not even the professionals get it right all the time . i mean , you 're a bona fide , certified pi , and madden dumped you in the middle of nowhere . you did n't see it coming . ok ? just the same thing happened to del . do n't hang him out for this . tad : all right , i apologize . the only person i want to hang is madden . di : listen , we 're going to find the answers , we 're going to find kate . tad : no , stop . please , just do n't do that , ok ? do n't -- do n't tell me everything is going to be ok . nothing will ever be ok again until i find my daughter . di : ok . but it 's not hopeless , all right ? do n't give up -- tad : i 'm not giving up ! [ di sighs ] tad : all i want is -- is someone that i can trust , somebody i can believe in , you know ? somebody to make a promise and then -- and then keep it , who does n't say one thing and then turn around and do something else when i turn my back . is that too much to ask for ? is that so outrageously impossible ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i love zach , mother . being his wife , spike 's mom -- it 's all i want . i hope that you can be happy for me , and for us . erica : all i want is your happiness . kendall : even if it means zach at christmas , thanksgiving , birthday parties , family picnics ? erica : ok . kendall : mm - hmm . erica : i 'll do my best . just do n't make me sit next to him , ok ? kendall : ok . erica : ok . kendall : you 'll see . zach will be the greatest -- greatest husband , and a great stepdad . he loves spike so much already . he 's going to help ryan and me raise our little boy . erica : your little boy will bring you so much joy , and you are going to be a wonderful mother . kendall : i 'm ready , i think . i know i was hell on wheels when i was a kid . you know , a tiny boy version of me ? well , i will definitely have my hands full . erica : and not just with spike -- and i love his name . kendall : mm - hmm . erica : but , i mean , ryan and zach , father and husband , not exactly best friends , you in the middle . it could be difficult . kendall : they both love spike . it 's common ground , a good start . i 'll make it work . i will . erica : i hope so . ryan : dr. solomon filled us in . bianca : you 're a total star . kendall : is zach with you ? where is he ? [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] jamie : where have you been ? any news on madden ? anything we should know ? [ scene_break ] josh : give it up , hayward . david : all right , all right , listen to me . i do understand why you do n't want to tell j.r. and jamie where your father is . i mean , the last thing he needs is tweedledum and tweedledumber breathing down his neck . josh : you 're just as hot to find out where he is . david : yeah , well , that may be true , but not for the same reasons you think . now , can you at least tell me when you last saw your father ? josh : just before he left . he asked me to go with him . it 's crazy , huh ? david : and you 're still here . josh : well , i told him to go to hell . david : huh . well , i do n't think he got that far . so , do you know if he 's in pine valley ? josh : well , his jet 's still here , so is his yacht . i -- you know what ? i do n't have a clue . are we done ? david : whatever he did or did not do , your father still suffers from a severe heart condition , which means he needs constant monitoring . now , do you have any idea if he 's gone someplace where he can have the kind of health care that he needs ? josh : look , i really do n't have any idea where he could be . david : if you do hear from him , you 'll let me know ? josh : oh , yeah , so you can sic the martin clan on him ? david : your father has worse things to worry about than tad and jamie martin and j.r. chandler . [ scene_break ] jamie : so j.r. and i hit the marina , madden 's boat , and , big surprise , no madden . j.r. : yeah , but you got the assistant manager 's number . tad : is this before or after you rolled in the dirt ? jamie : well , you 're not looking too fresh yourself there , dad . tad : that 's not funny . come on , let 's focus . j.r. : so we hit the airport . jamie : susan , the assistant manager , clued us in to madden 's private plane . di : which he did n't use . tad : huh . at least del 's little case of sabotage slowed madden down a little . jamie : or maybe madden was there and waiting for his plane to get fixed and saw one of us and split . tad : which still leaves us with a whole lot of nothing . di : well -- ok , so if we ca n't get a lead on how madden got out of town or where he went , maybe he 's still here somewhere . tad : mm - hmm . which means that now that aidan 's coming back from new york and lily 's safe , if we put some more muscle out on the street , we may be able to drive him out of whatever hole he 's hiding in . jamie : oh , what about josh ? he may not want to tell us anything that he knows , but he 's still a straight shot to his dad . tad : do n't worry about josh . i 'm going to tap his phones , hack into his e - mails , and put surveillance on him , make sure that if madden shows up , we 'll know about it . has anybody heard from dixie ? j.r. : nothing . di : maybe she found a lead ? tad : i do n't like the sound of that at all . i mean , with madden missing and dixie out of touch -- you got to remember he 's desperate . if she does catch up to him , there 's no telling what he might do . [ scene_break ] del : dixie knew right away she made a mistake , but would dr. madden tell her where her baby was ? no way . amanda : no way dr. madden would do something so horrible . ok , there must be an explanation . del : yeah . with all the people gunning for him , i 'd say there 's lots of explanations , all of them bad . amanda : for so long , every choice i 've made , wrong . and i finally think this is my chance , i 'll get it right , and i picked the biggest loser of all ? no . del : hey -- dr. madden can be very convincing . it 's not your fault . amanda : i put my whole future on working for him , being a surrogate . he called it off , anyway . i 'm back to where i started -- big , fat zero . oh . now what ? del : well , i do n't know . you could work on your tan , learn how to sail , learn the backstroke . amanda : big tipper . so , how about it ? what is the chandler account number ? del : well , it starts with a c -- amanda : mm - hmm . del : and it 's followed by a bunch of numbers . amanda : hmm . this looks like a phone number . del : yeah , it 's mine . anytime you want to play on the chandler dime , just give me a call . amanda : you are a rat . del : and you are very hot . amanda : hmm . thank you -- for real . del : hey . do n't be a stranger . [ scene_break ] di : dixie knows better than to tangle with madden . you know , she knows how dangerous he is . tad : that has n't stopped her before . jamie : yeah , but now she knows she has all of us behind her . di : ok , well , maybe she 'll call . tad : i 'm not about to wait to find out . david : well , there he is , the great detective . i heard you let madden chump you and get away . tad : get stuffed , hayward . david : you know something ? i should 've known that you would screw it up . so where 's dixie , or did you lose her , too ? tad : i do n't have time for this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : no , still no answer . i do n't like it . jamie : whenever women get near madden , bad things happen . where were you last night ? di : i -- i was doing what everybody else was doing -- looking for madden in all the wrong places . jamie : where are you going ? di : i 'm going to nail that guy down somehow . [ door opens and closes ] j.r. : damn it , we have to find kate . jamie : we will . j.r. : when ? it 's not as if i can wait around for answers . i 've got a prison sentence . my time is up any day now . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , you see , the entire time that you were here , zach -- he was by your side . erica : till last night , when he finally had to face the consequences . kendall : of what ? bianca : of -- of letting everything but you hang for all that time . i 'm sure he just had some stuff to take care of . ryan : yeah , you know what ? i 'm -- i 'm sure he 's probably in the nursery right now teaching spike how to double down . kendall : spike . i have to see him , ryan . i do n't want to wait anymore . will you please take me to see my baby ? [ scene_break ] jamie : well , maybe we 'll get the results you need before you have to go off to prison . j.r. : and if i do n't ? jamie : then i take it from there . babe : she 's awake . kendall woke up ! jamie : that 's great news . j.r. : that 's great , because if kendall had -- babe : no , she 's -- she 's going to be fine . she 's -- she 's doing good , and so is her baby . it means you wo n't be charged with murder . now your sentence wo n't be nearly as bad . you 're going to be able to spend tons of years with little a . and speaking of , he was asking for you this morning . you did n't come home last night . where were you guys ? jamie : uh -- we were looking for madden . did n't have any luck . babe : all night ? jamie : we had to cover a lot of territory , but it was a bust . nothing happened . j.r. : nothing . [ somewhere , greg lies in a cabin in the woods . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm finally going to see my baby boy . he 's here , he 's real . oh -- oh , god , i must look awful . i hope i do n't scare him . ryan : you look great . he 's going to love his mom . hey -- um -- i just want to tell you that , you know , he 's -- he 's still a little small , you know , and he has n't -- he has n't left the incubator just yet , and he is connected to a couple monitors and some tubes and things like that just to help him out . he just needs a little help right now . and his little eyes are taped shut because -- uh -- because he ca n't make his own tears just yet , but he will . and so it might be just a tiny bit scary , but -- but he is going to be all right . kendall : ok . ryan : oh . julia : hi there . ryan : hey . julia : there 's somebody in here who is very excited to meet you . [ ryan chuckles ] kendall : you 're sure he 's ok ? julia : he 's just fine , kendall . his lungs are fully developed . he just needs a little extra help breathing right now . you can come put your hands through here . just reach in , let him know you 're here . kendall : will you help me ? ryan : yeah , of course . take your time . all right , slow . all right , there we go . nice and easy . nice and easy . ok ? [ ryan helps kendall stand up and touch her little baby for the first time . ] kendall : oh -- hey , spike . i 'm your mom . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom , do you want to go see the baby ? erica : oh , i ca n't wait to see this baby . but let 's let kendall and ryan have a little time with him first , ok ? and in the meantime , i really need to see greg madden . where 's your father ? answer me , josh . where is your father ? [ scene_break ] tad : dixie , it 's me . dixie , you in there ? [ scene_break ] babe : long night . j.r. : very . babe : messy . so , where were you looking for madden , a construction site ? what 's going on ? what did you do ? [ scene_break ] [ greg suddenly opens his eyes and looks around his strange surroundings . ] [ next_on ] david ( to dixie and tad ) : i 'm the one you should be coming to . i 'm the one that 's going to give you back your baby . kendall ( to zach ) : i would like to introduce you to the other love of my life . bianca ( to ryan ) : are you going to tell kendall the truth -- that you 're in love with her ? greg : buried alive .
erica awakens on a park bench , with no clue how she got there . she then discovers that greg drugged her . she 's on the warpath to find him but she 's happy about one thing : kendall has awoken and will be ok . kendall tells the others that she has to see spike . ryan takes her to see her tiny preemie son . but nobody can find zach . dixie is also missing . tad , di , jamie and jr are all very frustrated to have lost greg . but it looks like somebody has knocked him out and buried him somewhere . del meets amanda and tells her she can not trust greg 's surrogacy scheme .
[ carrying a box , sean crawls through colby 's bedroom window as adam comes in ] sean : colby , you here ? [ scene_break ] ryan : whoo -- oh . [ knock on door ] ryan : oh . come here . come here . come here , boo - babaloo . boo - babaloo . livia . livia : you are a man on the move ! ryan : just spending a little quality time with my man here . come on in . livia : i 'm glad i could pin you down . ryan : yeah . and why did you need to ? [ ryan chuckles ] livia : well , i 've been approached about the blackout that happened a year and a half ago . you remember it . ryan : greenlee . livia : yeah . she claims zach slater was behind it , that he confessed to it . but i mean , that 's just words unless there 's some proof . is there any ? [ scene_break ] annie : not sugar substitute , not raw , just white . plain old white sugar . the stuff that makes everything so good . di : it 'd be nice if we could sprinkle about a ton of it over greenlee and kendall , huh ? [ di sighs ] di : i 'm with you -- the stress , the pressure -- it 's -- i was wondering how long it would take for you not to be so focused and calm . we 're working our tails off to save this company . and the owners -- they 're going pro - wrestler on each other . annie : yeah . and that 's just part of it . di : i 'd be freaked out , too , if greenlee was going after my guy . that one goes `` way `` over the line to get what she wants . annie : there 's a lot of that going around . at first , i was completely anti- greenlee , but the more i learn -- zach really did a number on her . i mean , he made greenlee 's fertilized eggs unusable . her chance for ryan 's future -- for the future that she wanted . how -- how could he do that ? [ scene_break ] zach : you were robbed of a great deal the night your eggs were lost . greenlee : `` lost `` ? decimated , annihilated , obliterated ! zach : all because of me . i understand that . and it must have been terrible for you . kendall : zach was n't out to hurt you . zach : i ca n't replace what i took from you , but i want to try and make it up to you . what do you want ? greenlee : i do n't know . do the words `` chain gang `` mean anything to you ? zach : i 'm not leaving spike , kendall with a baby . i 'll give you anything you need . but i 'm not going to destroy my family . so what is it ? what do you need ? greenlee : you committed a crime . criminals do n't get to choose the rack , lethal injection , solitary , or hanging . and they certainly do n't get to protect their family from the kind of pain you caused your victim . kendall : zach is not a criminal . zach : let her be . kendall : this is how you 're dealing with greenlee ? zach : let her be . kendall : zach , you ca n't please a woman who 's never been satisfied with anything in her entire life . i should know . zach : i want to talk to you . kendall : zach , there 's nothing to talk about . there 's nothing to negotiate . she has nothing but hate and anger . please , please , just walk away . zach : let me talk to greenlee alone . kendall : zach , it 's not a good idea . zach ? [ scene_break ] annie : how were you a part of the whole blackout thing ? di : i heard about it afterwards . annie : what happened ? di : well , i worked at the casino with zach , and there was another guy there that worked for him , as well , that i 'd recognized from a new york club . he was some computer whiz . annie : not when we were -- di : no -- when i was dancing . and this -- marty was his name -- he was a frequent customer . annie : and how did he help zach ? di : zach hired marty to take out the entire power grid . annie : oh -- and with it , greenlee 's fertilized eggs . di : yeah . annie : you could help her prove her case . you could testify . di : what ? no , no , no -- annie : you 're a witness , di . di : no , no , no . no , zach is my friend , annie . he -- he employed me when nobody else in this town would even give me a second glance . annie : so you just look the other way , even if people got hurt ? di : i -- sometimes it 's better to say nothing , annie . i mean , it 's -- it 's not terrible advice . just so many people have already been hurt by this already . do n't tell greenlee about this . just please , just let it go . annie : she has a right to know . zach : excuse me . we 'd like to use this room . unless we 're interrupting something . [ scene_break ] ryan : wow , this is a new world , is n't it -- you being here on behalf of greenlee . usually she does n't miss an opportunity to get in my face . livia : it 's been very difficult for her . ryan : for all of us -- yeah , she 's made sure of that . livia : greenlee feels like her life was snatched out from underneath her . i ca n't entirely blame her for being upset . ryan : yeah . so how 'd you get involved ? livia : well , i 'm not sure i am . i mean , there 's not any grounds for a case yet . ryan : no , the reason i 'm asking is because usually when greenlee has legal problems , she goes to her dad , so -- i do n't know . maybe jack realized she was just trying to stir up trouble any way she could and wanted to stay clear of it , you know ? livia : that 's possible . it 's also possible she has a case . ryan : she does n't . livia : you know , that bottle has more of your attention than i do . can i get you back for a minute ? this zach - and - the - blackout theory is not so new . erica accused him as much when she was on the witness stand when we were fighting for kendall 's life . and i do n't think you even flinched at that bombshell . so you already knew zach was behind it , huh ? ryan : no , i was in canada , actually . i was dead to the world . livia : but zach was the only one who knew that . he was the only one who could reach you . a dead man is a really great confidant if you have something you need to confide . ryan : and what reason would i have to help zach ? livia : you 're holding him . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] babe : if you tell anyone about us , it 's over . boy : chill , already -- genius , remember ? that means you do n't have to tell me twice . babe : good . did you bring the stuff ? singer : no answers [ boy sighs ] [ scene_break ] singer : you i think you were sent to save me from myself to heal ava : you got the stuff ? man : you got the bank ? ava : yep . three big ones . bring you the rest later . man : uh - uh . i do n't do layaway . ava : well , i 'm good for it . man : well , then prove it . ava : ok , i can take my money elsewhere . man : no offense , but i do n't know you . how can i trust you ? ava : you can trust the benjamins . just give me what i want . man : how do we get to know each other first , and see where it goes ? [ ava sighs ] man : who the hell are you ? jonathan : why do n't you take your money back and put it in your pocket . she 's not for sale . ava : what are you doing here ? why are you always in my business ? jonathan : you , a man , and cash -- that leads me to think one thing , that you 're hustling again . ava : yeah , you got a one - track mind . jonathan : what are you selling him -- besides what you used to sell in the street ? ava : you 're an idiot , ok ? you 're an idiot . what are you doing here anyway ? you following me ? you stalking me around ? is that how you get your kicks ? jonathan : hey , do n't change the subject on me . you and that guy -- i want to know what 's going on right now . ava : fine . you want the truth ? he 's paying me to walk his `` dogs `` a couple laps around the park . good , honest labor , right ? singers : 'cause when you love so much jonathan : you , walking dogs , in this outfit , in those shoes ? ava : oh , you know i can do a lot in these shoes . hey , hey , hey , what are you doing ? jonathan : `` hey , hey , hey , `` what ? i 'm just going to go talk to him . i just want to see what kind of dog he has -- if it 's a purebred or mutts because i love mutts -- ava : oh , you 're so annoying ! jonathan : i just want the truth . singers : oh , i need you in my life and i need for you to see ava : ok . fine . you want the truth , i 'll give it to you . you busted me again . he is my business . but do n't get angry . outbid him . how much do you think i 'm worth ? [ scene_break ] sean : uh -- nice day , huh ? adam : hmm . you 're in the wrong house . sean : look , i 'm just here looking for colby . adam : yeah , we have a doorbell , and a door . sean : as if you 'd have let me in . adam : only to string you up by your thumbs . sean : look , mr. chandler , this -- this is no big deal , ok ? i was -- prom 's tonight , and i just wanted to give -- i wanted to surprise colby with a corsage . adam : really ? colby does n't like surprises . neither do i . but imagine my surprise when i found out that you 've been helping yourself to my little girl . sean : that 's not what 's happening . adam : oh , really ? you think yourself a pretty big man , do n't you , pretty smart ? you are a worm . and when i 'm through with you , you 're going to be sorry you ever laid eyes on my daughter . sean : mr. chandler , i swear i have n't touched your daughter . adam : uh - huh , uh - huh . is this yours ? i found this under colby 's pillow . i was wondering if maybe you could tell me how it got there . sean : ok , look -- adam : no , no , no , never mind . i do n't want any of your inane blather . i know everything . sean : ok , ok , look , just -- do n't go off on colby , ok ? she was just being a friend . adam : is that what you call it these days ? sean : ok , look , mr. chandler , things are -- look , things are really messed up at home right now , ok ? i needed a place to crash and she offered , but nothing else happened . ok , you have to -- you have to cut colby some slack on this , ok ? it is my fault i stayed here , not hers . colby : will you shut up ? [ scene_break ] babe : thank you . boy : milk shake . babe : so i 'll study hard , i 'm not stupid . boy : oh , brains and beauty -- definitely the whole package . babe : it 's just that i moved around a lot when i was a kid , and i never got enough credits , and then when i finally did settle somewhere for a while , studying was n't exactly on the top of my list -- especially algebra . boy : well , lucky you , it 's one of my best subjects -- not that i have gotten anything ever less than an a . babe : which is exactly why i hired you , troy . troy : ok . babe : so i want to pass this ged thing first time out of the gate , and 800 is a perfect score , and i want to be pretty darn near perfect . troy : you 've already got that covered . babe : and i do n't need this to be out in the open , i need it to be secret . it does n't need to be front - page news , ok ? troy : ooh , no , no , not a problem , not a problem . now , how about we pretend that i 'm your boy toy , and we 're dating , you 're completely infatuated with my body ? babe : and you know what ? how about we get back to the work ? what i was thinking is maybe we could meet twice a week , and you name the price , and i 'll pay you per session ? troy : i got a better idea -- you accompany me to my senior prom -- ahem -- senior prom , and -- and we 're even . babe : i 'm -- i 'm not so sure this is going to work . [ jamie is amused as he eavesdrops on the conversation ] [ scene_break ] kendall : ahem . di : if you want coffee , you might get it from here , because in there is kind of crowded . kendall : no , i was just -- actually , i think i lost a button , but i do n't know for sure . it 's probably -- probably over here , yeah . di : thanks for not saying anything to greenlee . annie : it was n't the time . di : you mean you still might go to her ? annie : look , at least greenlee and zach are talking -- something positive in this whole mess . i do n't want to drop a grenade into that . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you admit you caused the power failure -- so what ? i should thank you for your honesty ? zach : i do n't expect you to do anything . greenlee : and now you want to buy me off , shut me up , so you can get back to your perfect , unscathed life . zach : i want to help you . greenlee : well , do you have any spare embryos or can you pull another ryan out of your hat ? you cost me so much -- not just my child , but my husband . he wanted to die , and you , the big , fat expert , you helped him do it , and you kept it a secret ! zach : ryan came back to you . greenlee : yeah -- but the damage was done , and it did n't end there ! my friend simone , ryan 's sister -- dead . you married kendall , and your sicko daddy , to teach you a lesson , killed her friends -- my friends . i have lost so much , and it all seems to come back to you . i wish to god you had never come to pine valley . zach : that seems to be a majority opinion -- i 've thought it myself . greenlee : why are you doing this ? why are you agreeing with me and being nice ? zach : i do n't want to fight you , greenlee . i 'll help you any way i can , but i 'm not going to prison . greenlee : you 've changed since i 've been away . what happened ? zach : i became a father . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] troy : come on , you got to say yes . the prom would be so awesome , dude . babe : i -- you know , i 'm going to have to say no , but thank you . but back to studying -- when -- troy : you know what ? i bet you are really hot on the dance floor , and not to brag , but i 'm not so bad myself . wait for it -- mm - hmm , mm - hmm , mm - hmm . babe : troy ? troy , hi ? please snap out of it , please . jamie : uh -- troy , is it ? hey . um , i give you an a for effort , because that was topnotch , dude . um -- but this probably is n't going to work out , so you may want to leave . singer : have it all my way it 's not easy babe : sorry , i -- singer : they told me if i 'm late again do n't bother even coming in [ troy sips loudly ] singer : it looks like the drinks are on me troy : we would 've been great together . singer : i just wan na be happy i do n't wan na be sad i just wan na be happy is it too much to ask ? babe : oh , god -- ok , i -- i swear , that so was n't what it looked like . jamie : oh , that was so cute . it looked like a study date , with milk shakes and sweaty palms -- his , not yours . babe : it was my bright idea -- hire a high school brainiac to help prep me . i 'm trying to get my ged . jamie : that 's great . babe : yeah , but -- jamie : but just because you do n't have the paper does n't mean you do n't have the brains . the work you did at fusion , the business you have growing with krystal -- babe : what , the one without a roof ? jamie : you 'll make it work . you 're as smart as they come , babe . you do n't need a diploma to prove it . babe : i want to prove it to myself -- that i 'm finally disciplined enough to see it through . and i want to do it for my son . jamie : most people in your position would blow this off . i 'm impressed . babe : yeah , the problem is i think i 'm going to have to find a new way to prep , other than the geek squad . jamie : oh , i think there is . singer : i do n't wan na be sad [ scene_break ] jonathan : listen to me , you do n't have to hustle anymore . ava , hooking up with these creeps , playing the game ? you 're smart , you have a great family , you have a place to live , you can make an honest living . ava : ok , half the money and twice the time -- no , thank you . jonathan : ok . well , you know what ? jack took you in , and he did n't have to , so show some respect . if you go screwing around , that 's going to reflect on him . he 's a prominent lawyer in this town . his reputation is important to him . you want to blow that for him ? ava : yeah , ok -- it 's jack you 're worried about ? huh -- no , it 's lily . you 're afraid that someone 's going to see lily and think it 's dirty little me . jonathan : why do you `` do `` this ? you take every little thing i say and you -- you twist it to make the worst out of it . ava : god , you 're the one that 's twisted . jonathan : i 'm -- ava : i mean , seriously . you 're always there panting around me or breathing down my neck . just step off . jonathan : `` step off `` ? i 'm trying to help you , ava . ava : you want to control me . jonathan : you 're not on the streets anymore . ok ? no one 's controlling you right now , no one 's conning you , no one 's hustling you . you should n't be messing around with scum like this , you 're better than scum like that . singer : i just wan na be happy i do n't wan na be sad ava : so , who would be good enough for me ? someone like you ? singer : i just wan na be [ scene_break ] colby : why did you tell my dad that you 've been staying here ? sean : because he knew -- did n't you ? adam : from your lips . if i 'd known before , i would 've thrown you out that window . sean : you said you knew -- everything . adam : yes , i do know -- i know that you have the morals of a stoat , i know you used her . sweetheart , you have been involved in this lie from the very beginning , have n't you ? working behind my back ? we have been so close since i had my heart attack -- complete and total trust , i thought . now -- colby : i 'm sorry , dad . adam : i have worked my entire life to provide for my family , and for you , and this is the thanks i get -- letting this flea sleep under my roof . sean : ok , do n't blame colby for this . adam : i do n't , i blame you -- for using her , for -- for conning her into believing that you really cared for her . you just needed a place to sleep and a place to eat and a place in between your sex romps . he played you for a fool , sweetheart . sean : i did n't ! ok , look , ava and i are over . adam : wait a minute , `` ava and you `` ? wait a minute , whoa , whoa , ava ? what is ava ? do you and ava actually sit around and laugh at the fool you 've made of my daughter ? this is colby . her innocence -- is that a joke to you ? colby : ok -- please , stop . i 've had enough . how could you do this to me ? [ scene_break ] zach : you 've been hurt . greenlee : wow . sympathy , even ? well , i guess i should be glad you 're the only person not telling me to move on . being a father has done this to you ? zach : what i do affects people . greenlee : spike . yeah , i saw the way he looked at you when you rocked him to sleep . zach : greenlee ? how can i help you move past this ? [ scene_break ] ryan : where you going with this , livia ? livia : well , zach did n't want kendall pregnant with your child , and neither did you . ryan : i love my son . livia : of course , you do -- now . but then ? wow -- that 's a big job , taking out an entire power grid . it 'd take a lot of planning , pinpointing of coordinates . i mean , nobody could do that alone -- you 'd have to call in experts . ryan 's voice : zach knew exactly what he was doing , kendall . he wanted to make sure that you could n't carry greenlee 's and my child . livia : you with me ? ryan : yeah , i 'm right here . livia : there 's a lot to connect the dots -- zach , you , kendall , baby . from what i hear , not always so easy . ryan : yeah , we made it work , though . it 's over , livia . it should stay buried for everyone . livia : even greenlee ? ryan : there 's a 1-year - old child now . livia : and there 's a woman who should have a child now . ryan : look , what happened -- it was a mess , and i am truly sorry that greenlee got hurt , but i do not regret having my little boy . [ scene_break ] greenlee : `` past this `` -- i love how you say it so easy . you 've past it -- the wife , the son , the baby on the way , the dream life . well , here 's the problem -- i ca n't get `` past it . `` nothing you could offer me could possibly replace what you took -- unless you can think of another substitute for a child , a husband , a family that i 've always dreamed of . can you ? did n't think so . so that 's why i jumped to justice . putting you in prison is not the perfect substitute , but it 's one that i can live with . zach : i wo n't let you punish me by hurting my family . greenlee : `` your family . `` that 's what i want -- a family . i want to turn back the clock . i want to be with ryan . i want to have ryan 's baby . can you do that , zach ? rescheduled -- monday is good for you ? [ with tears in her eyes , kendall listens from the other side of the door ] [ scene_break ] annie : ryan was n't around when the blackout happened , right ? di : uh , no , he was in canada . annie : at least greenlee ca n't hold that against him . di : can we drop this ? we have a company to save . annie : what if you were subpoenaed ? [ di sighs ] di : can we just get back to the r & d meeting ? i -- annie : if you did n't actually witness this guy causing this blackout for zach , would your testimony even be -- even be usable or -- di ? there 's more , is n't there ? di : please , annie , please -- annie : `` please `` yourself ! please tell me . di : i was -- i was there when marty confessed . annie : what ? well , how -- when ? what happened ? di : i helped to get marty to spill his guts , to give a blackout -- demonstration . annie : demonstration for whom ? [ scene_break ] zach : you 're right . i ca n't turn back the clock . is there something i can do for you ? greenlee : you want to bribe me -- to get me to shut up and go away . kendall : why do n't you go ahead , zach ? go ahead and turn back the clock . maybe if greenlee time - traveled back to the good old days -- where we wrung ourselves inside out to make her happy -- she 'd remember . no matter what we did , it was never enough . greenlee : your husband 's really changed . apparently , you did that . family -- all his concern , his generosity . well , it smells like damage control . so , are you going to offer me anything ? how desperate are you to save your man ? kendall : as desperate as i was to save you when you needed it . [ greenlee flashes back to the past ] kendall : greenlee ? do you remember last night ? you were in trouble , and -- um -- dr. madden had to rush you here . greenlee , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . you had a miscarriage . greenlee : ryan will never live on through his children , because i ca n't carry my own babies . stop making me say it . you ca n't give me my baby back . kendall : no , greenlee , not the baby you lost , another one . your baby with ryan -- i can carry it for you . your baby , my belly . i give birth for you , and you have your child . [ back to the present ] zach : what do you think , greenlee ? will sending me to prison get you what you want ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jamie : well , i just happen to know a brilliant student . babe : well , who ? jamie : top of his class , sense of humor , charming -- babe : uh -- no . jamie : and free ? babe : oh -- you have the whole doctor thing , the med - school track . last thing you need is a high school dropout asking you what pi - r - squared is . jamie : look , i have to study anyway . we might as well do it together . we can do it right here -- there 's great coffee , wi - fi spot , mediocre people- watching . come on , what do you say ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : you know what ? do what you want . i 'm done . you can go -- you can go lie , you can cheat , you can steal -- you can use your sister if you want . you can use every person in your little life that 's helped you -- whatever gets you what you want , right ? it 's no big deal . you can even let losers like that put their hands all over you for money . ava : look , you do n't even know what 's going down right now . jonathan : i do know what 's going down , because every time you 've had a chance to do the right thing , you 've jacked it up , ava . you hustle them , you sleep with them , and then you steal from them -- just another day in the life of ava benton . ava : at least i never killed anybody . jonathan : i 'm not that person anymore . ava : yeah , i know , right ? bad jonny 's all gone -- medical - freakin ' miracle . whoop - dee - doo ! jonathan : i live with what i did , and i 've made every effort i can possibly make to change it . you do n't even `` try . `` you have a chance at a good life and all you have to do is take it , but you ca n't stop hustling . ava : why would you mess around with success ? jonathan : there 's nothing successful about what you 're doing . ava : ok , yeah , you hate me , but you want me so bad . ask yourself why . jonathan : this is not about lily . ava : right . then you have a serious problem . singers : i do n't need you i do n't need you i do n't want to mislead you i could take you i could leave you i do n't need you i do n't need [ scene_break ] sean : i would never laugh at you . adam : but you 'd lie . do you deny sleeping with ava ? colby : i saw them together . sean : look , i told you , colby -- ava does n't mean anything to me . adam : oh , meaningless sex -- that makes it all better . sean : look , i messed up , ok ? i 'm sorry , but i would rather hang with you any time -- swimming , watching stars , playing video games . adam : is that how he sweet - talks you ? it does n't work anymore . sean : ok , i 'm not trying to work you , colby , i 'm trying to make this right . colby : you totally played me , sean . we were so close . i was so in -- it was real . and i believed every word out of your mouth . all that bull about me being too nice , too young , too good for you to touch ? [ phone rings ] colby : you just wanted ava . sean : look , ava is definitely not what i want . ava : yo , mr. chandler , it 's ava . give me a call back when you get this . i 'm taking care of our problem , but , um , i 'm going to get some expenses -- big ones -- so you 're going to pay up . it 's going down tonight , but it 'll be totally worth it . sean : look , colby , i was wrong , and i was a jerk , ok , but do n't write me off . adam : do n't listen to him . sean : look , let me make it up to you . let me take you to prom tonight . colby : why do n't you leave ? my ice cream 's melting , and i have things to do . sean : look , i came here to give you this . i want you to wear it tonight -- with me . [ scene_break ] singer : oh , yeah babe : you 're adorable for offering , but no way do you get toe - tagged as my tutor . jamie : why not ? babe : because it -- it just would n't be fair . jamie : beats studying alone . babe : i 'll -- you know , i 'll just -- i 'll figure out another way , it 's no big deal . jamie : is it me ? babe : no ! please , no , no , of course not . it 's just that -- um -- well , greenlee -- she already publicly humiliated me as some dropout loser , and once is enough for me . if somebody sees you tutoring me , it 's going to be all over town , then . jamie : that was absolutely pathetic -- babe : what ? jamie : and a lack of imagination , babe . you and i together -- singer : feel like i would jamie : you and i have been friends for a very long time . no one 's going to look twice . babe : yeah -- except with a big stack of books on our table . jamie : i have an idea -- i 'm studying pediatrics . you have a son -- you 're helping me , i 'm helping you . who 's going to know ? singer : yeah rocks my world and who i babe : are you sure that i wo n't cramp your study style ? jamie : you can be very distracting . but lucky for you , i have excellent powers of concentration -- and i 'm even better at study breaks . singer : i start to understand babe : deal . i accept your offer . singer : you make me feel like i could [ scene_break ] kendall : you ca n't send zach to prison . greenlee : he committed a crime . kendall : spend all the money you want , greenlee , hire a hundred lawyers -- it wo n't make a difference . you still do n't have any proof . greenlee : fine . he 'd get off . and i 'd be exactly where i am now . zach : you wo n't get your revenge , but you still have your future . think about what you really want , and i 'll help you get it . you have my word . greenlee : ok . well , i do need something . [ scene_break ] di : can we get back to work ? annie : if you do not tell me , i will find someone who will . i will turn this town upside down until i do . di : fine . it was kendall . ok ? you happy ? annie : kendall ? why ? di : so that she would understand what kind of man zach was before she married him . annie : so -- hold on , somebody had enough evidence to arrest zach , but they went to kendall instead ? who would -- ryan . [ scene_break ] singer : maybe sinner or saint spirit i make if you will take to maybe it 's me [ sitting at b.j . 's , the man slips ava a packet of pills ] ava : these the real thing , right ? man : word , girl . it 's the best . now , you owe me 100 . do n't make me sorry , sweetheart . ava : only one person 's going to be sorry . [ scene_break ] sean : take it , please ? colby : it 's beautiful . i ca n't believe i was going to pig out on ice cream and mope over a loser like you ! sean : colby -- colby , wait ! adam : whoa , whoa , whoa ! date 's off , buddy . sean : do n't look too happy about it . adam : my daughter is pure chandler . that means she does n't like being used . and now that she knows you 're a manipulative maggot , she 's done with you . sean : i will get her back . adam : no -- hey ! go out the way you came in . [ scene_break ] kendall : i think you might 've actually done it , zach . you got through to her , did n't you ? and this whole thing might be over . zach : whatever greenlee decides , i still owe her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh ! what 's this -- `` take your husbands to work `` day ? ryan : i am not going to be part of your plan , greenlee . no matter what i know , you ca n't use me against my son 's stepfather . greenlee : what do you know ? ryan : forget it , greenlee , because i have . i am going to keep this family together , even if i have to perjure myself to do that . [ next_on ] jamie ( to julia ) : look what i just found . [ jamie holds up a pregnancy test ] colby ( to sean ) : either you go or i do . sean : just give me two minutes , please . j.r. ( to amanda ) : you used me good . use me again . annie ( to ryan ) : you 're really willing to risk everything to save kendall 's family , even if it tears our family apart ?
zach lets greenlee know that he is not going to prison for his involvement in the blackout . sean crawls through the window into colby 's room only to be caught by adam . ryan plays with little spike when he has a visit from livia . livia questions ryan about what he knows about the blackout a year and a half ago and if he has any proof that zach caused it . annie begins to see greenlee 's side as she accuses zach of causing the blackout that destroyed her fertilized eggs . zach offers to help greenlee get anything that she needs to get over this . adam blasts sean for his treatment of colby . sean lets it spill that he had been sleeping in colby 's room . colby comes in and orders sean to shut up . annie asks di what she knows about the blackout . babe meets a young man at b.j . 's who offers to tutor her to help her get her ged in exchange for accompanying him to the prom . after listening to their conversation , jamie interrupts and orders the eager geek out . when jamie volunteers to be her tutor , babe initially refuses but then changes her mind and agrees . jonathan assumes ava is with one of her clients and orders her away from him . to humor him , ava asks jonathan to outbid the man as to how much she is worth .
adam : what the hell is this ? j.r. : the end of chandler enterprises . adam : well , i am not , nor have i ever been , insane . this -- this is libel . i wo n't stand for it . j.r. : it 's a little late for that . do n't you think ? adam : it 's not too late for revenge . whoever is responsible , that 's what they 're going to get . [ scene_break ] treena : this is my corner , skank . step the hell off . babe : well , i 'm sorry . i did n't know , ok ? i -- i just -- i 'm new to the area . i -- i did n't know . treena : i was going to say because i know all the girls here . i 've never seen you before . babe : i just -- i just moved here from new york , you know ? the name 's candi . i 'm sorry , again . i -- i did n't know . treena : i suppose you would n't . my name 's treena . welcome to paradise . amanda : that 's what i 'm talking about . work it , girl . treena : so what 's your deal ? you looking for work ? have you done this before ? babe : uh , you know , here and there . treena : meaning never , right ? babe : i 'm a quick learner , and , you know , with somebody like you showing me the ropes -- treena : well , you better be , if you want to survive . i suppose i could talk to tony . babe : who 's tony ? treena : my manager . see if he 's looking for any new blood . you better be all that . babe : oh , oh . i -- i -- i am all of that and -- and a bag of chips . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at confusion ] jake : so you do n't want a drink ? that does n't cut it , huh ? funny , because we 're in a bar . what else do you have in mind ? goldfish , how about a goldfish ? greenlee : sex . jake : i was going to say that next , sex . [ jake chuckles ] jake : and i spoke to aidan . i 'm sorry about you guys . greenlee : i 'm not . so how about that sex ? come on , jake . it 's not like we 've never been there before . i 'm not asking to be courted , just -- jake : sex ? greenlee : sex . jake : got it ? greenlee : so what do you say ? jake : sit . i say sit . you and me , uh , friends . remember , friends ? greenlee : like anyone will ever let me forget . it 's all i want , you know , just to forget . jake : mm - hmm . greenlee : have you ever felt that way before ? jake : sure , sure . i know the perfect drink . greenlee : bartender ! [ scene_break ] kendall : fixing you a drink and , uh , picking up dinner for you . how is that playing you ? zach : you got to give me some credit . i know you really well . just seems a little forced . kendall : i was trying to be nice . jeez . next time i come home , i 'll make sure to be a real bitch . zach : kendall ? kendall : yes ? zach : what happened ? kendall : nothing . what , zach ? what rules did i break now ? you do n't want me to dote on you ? zach : no , no , i want that . what i do n't want is you lying to me again . no , no , no , no , no . what 's got you all worked up ? kendall : greenlee promised that she would n't let what happened with me and aidan get in the way of work . zach : but ? kendall : but it did . for the interview tonight , we were supposed to show the world the cohesive , united force behind fusion , and greenlee almost screwed it up . zach : almost ? kendall : yeah . she went on and on about how great it is working so closely with a friend . zach : that does n't sound so bad . kendall : zach , the goal was to highlight how well we worked together at fusion . not -- not to remind me how amazing it used to be before i screwed it up . zach : but in the end , everything was ok . kendall : yeah , after some major back - pedaling . why do you do that ? zach : why do i do what ? kendall : you defend greenlee all the time . zach : not defending anybody . i 'm just saying , in the end , everything was all good -- kendall : no , no , but it 's not all good , zach . it 's not even close . greenlee took the mistake that i made , which i have profusely apologized for , and she used it to sabotage fusion . zach : ok , a couple of things . number one , i do n't think she sabotaged fusion just from the sound of it . number two , she 's got a right to feel the way she feels right now . kendall : right . well , you know , saint greenlee can do no wrong . zach : huh . kendall : well , she feels the same way about you . do n't worry . zach : i 'm not worried . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : i made a mistake , ok ? i 'm the first to admit that . i messed up . but you know what ? i was n't the only one who lied to her and kept her in the dark about what happened . you were right there with me . zach : i was . kendall : ok , so why am i the only one getting dumped on ? why do you get a free pass , and i do n't ? zach : because you slept with her fiancé . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what is this ? jake : the classic . long island iced tea . every conceivable type of booze in there , and let 's not forget the caffeine . greenlee : hmm . giddy - up . ooh . whoa . that 'll put some hair on your chest . jake : nice , nice visual . greenlee : not helping to get you in bed , is it ? jake : hmm . as i recall , our relationship was n't just really about sex , although it was good . it was great , great . greenlee : obviously . jake : although we had some unresolved issues . maybe we were always meant to be friends . because you got me , ms. smythe . you always did . greenlee : remember that time -- jake : no , wait , wait , hold it . we were going to forget , remember ? that was the thing . greenlee : about the ex - fiancé who shall remain nameless . everything else , fair game . jake : ok . greenlee : i was kidding about the whole sex thing . jake : oh , i know , i know . greenlee : i mean , you just ended things with your wife -- jake : no , i know . trust me , i know , greenlee , i know . greenlee : good . god , life sucks . jake : i know that , too . greenlee : no , no . do n't even go there . jake : oh , what ? you 're the only one who 's allowed to have troubles and problems ? oh , woe is greenlee . greenlee : trust me . if this was a woe competition , you would n't even -- [ greenlee laughs ] jake : what ? what ? aw , no . greenlee : jake martin ? jake : god , yeah ? greenlee : i challenge you to a battle of the woes . [ scene_break ] krystal : so you are telling me that after everything that adam has done to you , after all the hell that he has put you through , you shook his hand , and you thanked him ? tad : yeah . krystal : why ? tad : because , honey . without him i never would 've gotten kate back -- kathy . krystal : i know , i know . but he kept her from you for -- for months . tad : yeah , he did . so can you imagine what it took for him in front of a room full of people to get the words out ? krystal : words that he should 've said ages ago , tad . come on , he lied to you . he lied to me . he lied to everybody . i mean , for -- for crying out loud . i mean , j. r. was walking around . his sister was right there in front of him , and adam did n't even say boo . tad : his sister is home , so it 's over . krystal : just like that ? tad : i -- i guess so . krystal : oh , wow . so you can just shake his hand and , um , everything 's fine ? everything 's forgiven . you can do that ? tad : i can try . but i 'm starting to get the feeling that you ca n't . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we 're in this mess because of you . adam : nonsense . j.r. : what ? i saw you talking to my dead mother . you were putting paper in your mouth . you were losing buttons , being slapped in the face . adam : i do n't need a play - by - play summary . j.r. : actually , i think you do . i do n't know who leaked this story , but if you were n't arguing with ghosts , there would be nothing to leak . adam : who are you calling ? j.r. : public relations . i 'm going to do some damage control . our investors are going to be pulling out left and right . adam : yeah , give me the phone . i 'll make my own statement . j.r. : after that brilliant review ? why do you think anyone would believe you now ? [ scene_break ] babe : so , uh , what 's it like ? you know ? treena : you do n't mean -- babe : oh , oh , oh , god , no . are you kidding me ? no , i 'm a -- i 'm a pro at that . treena : good , because tony would be pissed . babe : no , well , yeah , what i meant was is , you know , what 's it like working the streets ? treena : dream come true . what -- what do you want me to say ? pays the bills . babe : and , uh , i bet you -- you meet a lot of interesting people , right ? treena : huh , a lot , yeah . interesting ? that 's pushing it . babe : but , you know , they 're interested in -- in other things besides sex ? treena : you think some guy 's going to want to come and start a book club with you ? babe : that 's -- that 's not what i -- i -- i just meant , you know , i bet guys approach you for -- for other kinds of services . treena : oh , i 'm not into the kinky stuff . babe : no , like they approach you for things other , you know , besides sex . treena : oh , gee , look . i get that you 're nervous , but just relax . there 's only two things you got to remember . who to protect , and who to pay . we 're the first -- man : and i 'm the second . amanda : ew . what is that ? treena : candi , meet tony . this is the girl i called you about . tony : nice . you ready to rock and roll ? treena : oh , we 're ready . tony : motel on belmont . room 149 . i got two guys meeting you there in a half hour . have at it , girls . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't believe you . there 's no way your life sucks more than mine . jake : ok , whatever . you ready ? greenlee : to relive my miserable existence ? ca n't wait . jake : may i ? greenlee : bring it , martin . wait , wait , wait . how far back are we going ? jake : i just need the past year . greenlee : ha ! you are so going down . jake : whatever , ok . here we go . taken hostage by rebel forces . greenlee : ah . smashed up a car with my best friend 's baby in it . cheers . jake : wow , that 's a story for another time . greenlee : mm - hmm . [ greenlee laughs ] jake : beaten and tortured by my rebel captors . greenlee : hmm . aw . jake : mm - hmm . greenlee : set up for kidnapping and headed to jail . jake : hmm . [ greenlee chuckles ] jake : um , i was in an explosion . greenlee : hmm . trapped in a bomb shelter . jake : now -- [ greenlee laughs ] jake : this is a two - parter . greenlee : oh . jake : forced to come back to pine valley . oh . and hospitalized against my will . huh ? [ jake chuckles ] greenlee : bit by a poisonous snake . jake : oh . greenlee : beat that . jake : hmm . [ greenlee chuckles ] jake : ooh ! almost watched my brother die . greenlee : that does suck . but not as much as almost dying yourself , because you drank some weird root water to stay alive . jake : really ? greenlee : mm - hmm . jake : we do have to catch up . greenlee : mm - hmm . jake : hmm . i do n't know -- ok . greenlee : you 've heard it before , but it never gets old . my fiancé slept with my very best friend . so , martin , add all mine together . what sucks more than that ? jake : you 're right . your life does suck . you win . greenlee : ha ! victory ! whoa . i 'm wasted . [ scene_break ] zach : what do you want ? kendall : support , understanding . all of the things you so eagerly give to greenlee . zach : all i 've given you is support and understanding . why do you care if i give the same to greenlee ? why do you care ? kendall : because , zach , i 'm your wife . zach : i know you 're my wife . i married you . i love you . kendall : but you defend her , and you -- you always defend her , and you treat her -- zach : i treat her with respect ? is that -- is that ok ? she 's a very important woman in my life . what do you -- do you want me to apologize for that ? kendall : no , no , i 'm not asking you to apologize . zach : what are you asking me to do ? turn my back on her ? not talk to her ? is that it ? it seems a little ironic considering kendall : considering what ? zach : you 've been forcing her down my throat for years , and now , finally , things are ok , and -- kendall : and i wreck it all ? zach : well , in a way , yeah . what do you want from me ? come on . i -- i love you , always . only you . you got to remember that . kendall : of course , i do , i do . but greenlee said -- zach : i do n't care what greenlee says . listen to what i say . she 's my friend , nothing more . kendall : i have a feeling that she sees things differently . zach : i do n't care how she sees things . it does n't matter . kendall : it does , zach . it does matter . zach : no , it matters because you let it matter . why does everybody get to dictate who we are ? everyone except us . it 's enough . [ scene_break ] krystal : i have spent how long keeping you two from killing each other ? so excuse me if it takes me a second to get used to this little , cozy arrangement you two have . tad : honey , i 'm not trying to throw you a curveball . i do n't know what to say . it 's just , you know , it 's -- it 's kind of hard to hate the guy so much when he does something that 's so human . krystal : name one thing human about keeping your daughter from you . tad : he gave her back . krystal : if you had n't been at death 's door , lord knows how long it would 've taken adam to tell you , if he would have told you at all . tad : honey , i 'm not saying that you have to forgive him . krystal : tad , this is not about me . this is about what adam did to you . tad : are you sure ? krystal : and what 's that supposed to mean ? tad : well , up to this point , i 've sort of been the odds - on favorite , you know , kind of an easy choice . adam , evil scum . tad , sainted angel . krystal : do n't go overboard now . tad : no , my -- my point is it 's -- it 's -- it 's been so much easier for you to keep him at arm 's length , because of all this stupid crap he 's pulled . [ krystal scoffs ] krystal : so ? tad : so what happens now ? krystal : with what ? tad : between you and the man formerly known as `` satan `` ? it 's a miracle , but he finally did something very decent . krystal : depends on your definition of the word `` decent . `` tad : honey , let 's be honest with each other . ok ? if you ca n't hate adam , that scares the hell out of you , does n't it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : thanks . we 'll be in touch . adam : what did they have to say ? j.r. : well , what do you think , dad ? they 're worried . they 're sending you a media coach . adam : oh , for god 's sakes . i 'm not a puppet . i do n't need to be told what to say . j.r. : the most important thing is for you to appear lucid . adam : i am lucid . may i remind you that i put this company together ? i built it from scratch all by myself , and i do n't need some coach to tell me about some minor troubleshooting . j.r. : oh , really ? is that what you 're calling this ? adam : you want -- you want to point the finger at somebody , point it at yourself . if you had n't carted me off to an insane asylum , none of this would be happening right now . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : you were talking to dead people ! adam : ah , i see . that 's -- that 's why you went and had me committed . you want to have chandler enterprises all to yourself . is that it ? j.r. : that seals it . you are insane . adam : admit it . you enjoyed taking the reigns while i was away , did n't you ? j.r. : i apologize for keeping chandler out of the toilet . what was i thinking ? adam : ah , the view from up there is pretty good , is n't it , boy ? j.r. : oh , and you are unbelievable . i 'm not trying to poach your company . adam : oh , oh , no ? j.r. : no . i just wanted to be a part of it . is n't that why you built the damn thing to begin with ? j.r. chandler . no comment ! [ scene_break ] man : tony really hooked us up this time , huh ? how you doing ? treena : better , now that you 're here . we 're going to have some fun , right , candi ? man : yes . what 's the problem ? treena : you 'll have to excuse her . she 's a little new to this . man : oh , wow . we got a virgin in our hands , huh ? second man : ooh . man : easy , billy . i saw her first . uh , so , are you ready to rock my world ? babe : uh , just give me one -- one second , ok ? i 'm going to go freshen up first , all right ? man : all right . well , just do n't take too long , ok ? mm - hmm . [ babe sighs ] [ scene_break ] jake : look at it this way . things can only get better for you . greenlee : i do n't see how . jake : hmm . because you see , you , what they call , have hit rock bottom . greenlee : yeah . jake : mm - hmm . greenlee : i 'm the queen of rock bottom . jake : and when you 're at , uh , the bottom , the only place that you can go is up . greenlee : hmm . jake : hands are funny , are n't they ? greenlee : the only place i can go is up ? jake : hmm , yeah . greenlee : can you put that in writing ? because i felt that way before , and then i fell into an abandoned bomb shelter . jake : that 's terrible . for you , only good things from now on . greenlee : promise ? jake : i would , but i have to go to the toilet . excuse me . greenlee : coward . coward ! josh ! hi , friend . josh : greenlee . greenlee : hi , pull up a chair . wait . how much does your life suck ? josh : excuse me ? greenlee : on a scale of 1 to 10 , 10 being the suckiest of them all . josh : oh , i do n't know . maybe a five . greenlee : yes . i 'm still the queen of rock bottom . sit . josh : wait a minute . do n't tell me you drank all of these yourself ? greenlee : half of them are jake 's . you guys are related . josh : yeah . greenlee : weird . josh : yeah . greenlee : anyway , jake and i have established that my life blows way more than anyone else 's . hence -- josh : queen of rock bottom . greenlee : yeah , yeah , i should have a crown or a tiara . has anyone told you just how handsome you are today ? josh : i do n't know . actually , they have n't . has anyone told you just how drunk you are ? greenlee : yeah . me . oh , and , um , that girl over there . i may or may not have spilled my drink on her . josh : oh , that 's nice . [ greenlee chuckles ] [ scene_break ] kendall : why is this making you so angry ? zach : well , because all i 'm -- all i 'm trying to do is let things go , get past this , and you wo n't let us . kendall : how am i stopping this ? zach : because you 're holding on to everything . everything . you and aidan made a mistake . i 'm trying to move past it . and greenlee says something stupid , something inconsequential , and here we are in a beautiful living room , fighting about it . what is that ? kendall : ok , so , basically , what you 're saying is you 're above it all , and i 'm the petty idiot . is that what you 're saying ? zach : i -- no , i -- no , that 's -- no , that 's not what i 'm -- what i 'm sayings you 've got to let some things go so we can move on . kendall : i ca n't . how can i ? it 's in my face all the time . zach : well , tune it out . kendall : i ca n't . it -- it 's connected . greenlee and aidan , you and me . zach : no , it 's not connected . aidan and greenlee , that 's them . you and me , that 's us . it 's different . so believe in that . believe in us . can you do that ? kendall : i do . zach : you do ? kendall : yes . zach : but it 's not enough , is it ? [ scene_break ] krystal : not hating adam scares me . wow , ok . this -- this i got to hear . why , dr. freud ? tad : because hating him is what keeps you away . krystal : i have plenty of reasons to steer clear of that man . tad : name one . krystal : jenny . tad : touché . krystal : but now you think everything 's going to be fine . you think adam is going to be kinder and gentler from here on out -- tad : i 'm not saying anything like that -- krystal : because do n't kid yourself , tad martin . adam chandler is just taking a breather while he sits there and stockpiles a whole new mess of evil . tad : and if he 's not ? krystal : oh , you mean if he 's human ? tad : mm - hmm . krystal : well , that 's very interesting , because that 's what i was trying to tell you not too long ago . and babe , while she was trying to rip adam a new one . tad : and now you 've completely changed your mind ? krystal : now , you know what i did ? i took your advice . and i sat down , and i added up all of the horrible , horrible things that adam has done to you and me and to jenny , and that list scares the hell out of me , tad , because you were absolutely right . adam chandler is nothing but -- he 's a cruel son - of - a - bitch , you know ? and -- and that -- that 's just the way it is . tad : maybe that 's the way you need it to be . once upon a time , you loved him . fiercely . now , are you telling me that in your heart of hearts that kind of love is completely gone ? krystal : we 've talked about this , tad . tad : yeah . krystal : there -- there is a pull . tad : there is a pull . it 's a whole lot easier to resist as long as he behaves like a jackass . krystal : so you 're afraid that i 'm weak . you 're afraid that now that adam has done this good deed that i am just going to fall to my knees and just cave in . tad : no , no , no , no , no , listen . i do n't think you 're weak . lord , anything but . i just think you 're human . i think -- i think you want to believe that adam ca n't change because , if he could , you 'd be afraid there 's nothing to keep you from going back to him . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's official . i 'm in hell . amanda : where are you ? babe : i 'm in some skeevy motel room on belmont . amanda : gross ! they rent rooms by the half - hour there . babe : how do you know that , amanda ? amanda : never mind . was that treena 's pimp you were with ? babe : well , he 's my pimp now . amanda : ok , that 's too much . i 'm coming to get you . babe : no , no , not yet , ok ? i still have to get treena to cough up the goods on richie , so i have to keep playing along . amanda : you are in a gross motel room . how far are you going to take this ? man : well , you sure are taking your sweet - ass time . amanda : oh , my god ! babe : uh , look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm on the phone with my kid 's sitter , but -- but i 'll be right out . man : ok , well , hurry up , ok , because i 'm getting bored out here . babe : do n't you worry . it 'll be worth the wait . i promise . [ man scoffs ] man : better . babe : are you still there ? amanda : ok , i think it 's time to abort the mission . that guy just called you `` sweet - ass . `` babe : do n't worry about it , amanda . i have everything under control . [ amanda sighs ] [ man wolf - whistles ] man : hello . you just made my day ? amanda : oh , yeah ? well , get out of here before i dropkick you into tomorrow ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : thanks for my crown , by the way . jake : you 're welcome . josh : it 's very cute . greenlee : you guys , how did i get here ? just a couple of days ago , i had everything i ever wanted . the love of my life , the best friend , the rock . and then , all of a sudden , poof ! it 's gone . is it so wrong to want to be loved ? jake : that 's what everybody wants . josh : you deserve all of that , greenlee . greenlee : right ? josh : yeah . greenlee : right ! that 's how i feel . what am i saying ? i do n't even know how i feel or what to feel first . angry , betrayed , devastated ? josh : well , you deserve to feel all of those things . jake : that 's true , that 's true , nephew . just take it as it comes . greenlee : you want to know the worst part ? after everything she did to me -- i know she 's your sister , but i 'm allowed to vent . josh : vent , go on , vent . greenlee : thank you . anyway , i look at kendall , and you know what emotion washes over me ? jealousy . plain and simple . she 's got everything , and i 've got nothing . jake : now , that 's just not true . josh : what are you talking about ? you have your dad . jake : yeah , and you 've got your dad . josh : and fusion . greenlee : i do , do n't i ? josh : yeah . greenlee : you 're right . both of you . why am i sitting here feeling sorry for myself ? josh : beats me . jake : i do n't know . greenlee : i am a confident , kick - ass business woman . [ jake & josh laugh ] greenlee : who never takes no for an answer . what ? [ jake & josh laugh ] greenlee : i 'm sure as hell not going to start now . to me . jake : ok . i ca n't . greenlee : mm . josh : i can . greenlee : this is good . i feel energized , empowered . i 'm grabbing what i want with both hands . starting tonight . [ scene_break ] zach : i asked you a question . is what we have enough or not ? kendall : i believe in us , zach , more than anything . zach : all right . act like it . focus on us and our kids . stop obsessing about greenlee . kendall : ok , but when -- when you 've been through as much as greenlee and i have , it -- she 's a part of me , and you told me you understood that . zach : no , i do understand . but when your relationship with her interferes with your relationship with me , then i 've got to stop it . what do you want me to do ? kendall : she 's my sister , zach . we 're -- we 're sisters , ok ? i ca n't just ignore what she says . zach : all right , perfect . we 've got to do something because this is n't working . kendall : i -- i ca n't , i ca n't . not now . not when she 's sending these signals . zach : what signals ? kendall : forget it . zach : no , you still -- what -- what signals ? what are you talking about ? kendall : greenlee stole ryan , ok ? i loved him , and she took him . and now it feels like maybe history is repeating itself . zach : i 'm not ryan . kendall : i wo n't let her take you away from me . zach : no , i can see that . you 're just going to push me away . kendall : no . zach -- zach , come on , please ! [ door opens and slams ] kendall : i did it again . unreal . damn it , pick up ! zach , hey , it 's me . uh , can you just call me , please ? or , actually , can you just come home ? we need to finish this conversation . i love you . [ scene_break ] krystal : i got plenty of reasons to stay put , tad . you . and jenny . and our home , our life . i love our life . tad : i know you do , i know you do , so -- krystal : well , then why are you doing it ? i mean , are you trying to get me to go back to adam ? is that what you 're doing ? tad : god , no . krystal : well , then -- then what ? tad : krystal , if you and i have ever had anything together , it 's the fact that we 've always been honest with one another . i think you deserve the right to be honest with yourself . krystal : yeah , well , maybe you need a little reality check yourself , tad . i mean , this is adam chandler that we 're talking about . tad : yeah , yes it is . krystal : the man that stole our baby and tried to sell her . tad : i know , i know . krystal : and do n't forget , he burned down your house . did you forget that ? tad : i have n't forgot anything he 's done to me and mine . i got shot . i did n't get a lobotomy . lord knows the minute he steps out of line , i 'll probably want to shove him down an empty elevator shaft . but for now , today , i got to acknowledge the fact that against all the odds , no matter what it cost him , he had the guts to do the right thing . i know we have a good thing , maybe the best of things , but the truth is it was n't quite what you had with him . krystal : not quite what you had with dixie , either . tad : well , i guess that choice has sort of been made for me . krystal : yeah . and for adam . i mean , with him being such an evil -- tad : behaving like adam . it was made for you , too . until now . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : when did things get so damn complicated , tad ? tad : i 'm starting to think they 've always been kind of complicated . krystal : no , no , not like this . i mean , this absolutely -- it blows my mind . i mean , is it possible ? and that you think adam chandler is -- is a changed man ? [ scene_break ] adam : this is ludicrous . i 'm not a drooling half - wit . j.r. : yeah ? that article says otherwise . adam : really . well , it 'll be old news by tomorrow afternoon . j.r. : we need to call a board meeting . it 's going to take some convincing . adam : well , that should n't be a problem . unless -- j.r. : what ? adam : what if this story was leaked by one of our own , j.r. ? j.r. : dad , you ca n't be serious . adam : no ? well , what better way to get rid of me than a vote of no confidence ? j.r. : nobody on the board would do that . adam : no ? what about that -- that -- that , uh , that little , uh , nelson , uh , that little twig with glasses ? j.r. : nolan ? adam : yeah . he 's always had it in for me . j.r. : all right , let me get this right . instead of fix this nightmare , you 'd rather attack our board ? adam : yeah . you with me ? j.r. : uh , no . i got to go . adam : j.r. -- j.r. : dad , do me a favor and the company . stay out of the damn news . [ adam scoffs ] adam : yeah , barry , it 's me . um , listen , um , no , of course , i 'm not going to just take it lying down . tell you what . um , you find out who this `` somebody `` is and then bring his name to me . [ scene_break ] amanda : come on , babe . call me back . man : client stand you up ? amanda : excuse me ? man : mind if ask what you 're doing on this street corner ? amanda : yeah , i do . i 'm waiting for a friend . man : you 're coming with us , ma'am . amanda : ma'am ? do n't touch me ! man : you 're under arrest . amanda : uh , and you 're hilarious . what ? for what ? officer : solicitation . amanda : solicit -- you think i 'm a hooker ? [ scene_break ] man : wow , it 's about time . babe : um , treena , treena , c - c - can i talk to you for a sec ? treena : yeah , yeah , no problem . hold that thought . babe : uh , hey , listen . um , my -- my kid 's sick . i got -- i have to bail . treena : oh , man . i totally feel for you . i 've got kids of my own . babe : so it 's -- it 's cool , right ? treena : with me . tony 's not going to like it . and neither are they . man : uh , what 's the holdup here ? babe : uh , listen . i 'm -- i 'm really sorry , but my -- my kid 's sick . i have to go . i have to go pick him up , so -- man : oh , boo - freaking - hoo . listen , honey , we paid for a good time , and that 's exactly what we 're going to get . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know what ? tad : what ? krystal : you have a heart of gold , tad . you do . and i do n't know how i got so lucky . tad : yeah , you def -- definitely won the lottery with this guy . krystal : i did . i did . and here we are , talking about me when you are the one lying here in this hospital bed . you want anything ? you want some water ? want a snack or something ? tad : no , no . i was hoping for something a little bigger . krystal : well , do n't expect me to get your beloved pinball machine in here , because i do n't think these arms could handle it . tad : you think they can handle a six - year - old ? it 's time . i -- i 've got to talk to kathy . krystal : what are you going to say ? tad : i have n't got a clue . but my daughter deserves some answers . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , ring . hey , do n't do this to me . last time you walked out on us , you disappeared . with greenlee . [ scene_break ] greenlee ( to josh ) : come on . do n't be shy . [ next_on ] amanda : i need a drink . aidan : so do i . greenlee : i was n't entirely sure this would be a good idea , but now it 's feeling genius . kendall ( to zach ) : you slept with greenlee .
greenlee ask jake for sex , because she wants to forget . zach know that kendall is lying about what happened with greenlee , and does not like to be lied to . greenlee , and jake have a `` life sucks `` contest . greenlee wins the `` life sucks `` award . tad has a new attitude about adam , because of kathy ; he is grateful to adam . jr is upset over the newspaper article in the herald .
[ birds chirp as amanda and jake kiss in the park ] amanda : wow . i did n't think you 'd forgive me that fast . jake : yeah . you know , we all make mistakes . amanda : i did n't make a mistake . i -- i lied to my husband . tried to get pregnant without telling you . jake : does n't matter . amanda : how can you say that ? jake : it does n't matter . because i just want it to be all in the past , in the rear view mirror , ok ? i want us to move on . amanda : i do n't understand . what i did was really bad , and i made it worse by not telling you right when i knew i was n't pregnant . why would you just let it go like that ? [ scene_break ] [ tad kisses cara ] cara : oh . tad : oh . oh . me oh . i 'm sorry . i got carried away . cara : oh , tad -- tad : you were so cute . you were so happy , and i was happy you were happy , so i just did the wrong -- cara : you do n't need to -- it 's ok . you do n't have to apologize for kissing your wife . [ scene_break ] griffin : did you just say that you -- kendall : yes . i want you . i want you to stay . because i need you . can i start over ? yeah . i 'm gon na start over . griffin : ok . kendall : um -- oh -- we work -- we work well together . very , very well . which is not to say i ca n't do things on my own , because i can , but what i want to do next , there is no way i can do it without you . [ scene_break ] erica : please , wait . wait . if you 're still in there , please , please . come in . please . i could use the company . it 's so hard eating alone all the time . just this once . please join me . [ scene_break ] david : who is jane campbell ? jane : give me the shot . ca n't breathe . david : you really need this , do n't you , erica ? i understand because , well , there 's something i need just as bad . my medical license . you sign this recommendation , as you promised you would , and i give you the shot . save your life . jane : ] gasping ] forget you . david : i 'd strongly advise against leaving . if you do n't get some adrenaline soon , you could die . jane : i 'll be fine . david : maybe , if you get to a hospital in time , but for some reason you do n't want to go to a hospital right now . so it looks like i 'm your only bet . that 's right . your best bet , your only bet . david : ahh . thank you , erica . jane : give me the shot ! david : all right , ok , ok , ok . take it easy . you 'll feel a little pinch , all right ? [ jane gasping ] david : slow , easy breaths . you 'll feel better soon . you see that ? when is everyone in this town gon na finally realize that i hold the power of life and death in my hands ? [ scene_break ] jake : i know why you did what you did . you did it out of love . amanda : so that 's it ? i 'm forgiven ? jake : yes . yes and yes . amanda : i do n't know . it just still feels off . jake : we 've been off . right ? we 've been off . and i 'm gon na take half the blame for that . but look where we are today . right ? this is the day , this is our anniversary of the first day i asked you to marry me , so let 's just focus on that . that 's beautiful . i 'm committed to that . let 's just get back to where we were . amanda : i am committed to that . jake , that is all that i want . jake : beautiful . so let 's just love each other and let 's protect this , and let 's start by -- i do n't know , let 's take a holiday . let 's take a vacation . just the three of us . amanda : really ? jake : yes , absolutely . let 's ride horses on beaches . i saw a pamphlet . they have that . let 's go to maine . you like lobster ? you love lobster . we 'll go to a lobster shack . amanda : you 're swamped at the hospital . i have work . i told angie i 'd help her with lucy 's christening and -- jake : honey , honey , nothing is more important than family . this family . everything else can wait . right ? [ scene_break ] [ glasses clink ] tad : ok , no , now i 'm starting to panic . tell me you 're not creeped out . because i get it . i get it . a hug , maybe a peck on the cheek . cara : no , no , no . it 's ok . we 're married , right ? tad : technically , we 're friends pretending to be married , and i just want you to know , i understand it . cara : you married me to keep me alive , ok ? you 've kept my brother from going to prison , so that makes you the best friend i 've ever had . tad : it also makes me sound like a saint , and it 's not true . just do me a favor . stop saying it . you and your brother are amazing people , human beings . all you ever do is try to save other people 's lives , including jake 's , so as far as i 'm concerned , i was just , you know -- cara : i think you 're getting a raw deal here . tad : no ! being married to you is not a raw deal . if nothing else , you 're just -- you 're a heck of a lot of fun to stare at . [ cara snickers , then laughs ] tad : i 'm making it up as i go along . and not only that , let me tell you something . i had my annual physical last week . i do n't know how to explain it , but i 'm stylin ' . i 'm not kidding . good stuff is up and the bad stuff is down . according to my doctor , i 'm getting younger . cara : and better - looking . tad : i 'm not kidding . he was stunned . he asked me what was going on , and i told him what had happened and about you , and he 's gon na recommend marriage to all his patients . as a matter of fact , he was so stunned , we came up with a slogan . `` marriage -- it 's good for what ails ya . `` [ cara remembers talking to jake ] cara : we talked about this . it would kill amanda if she found out , and i know what i have with tad is completely different , but i 've got ta tell you , i 'm feeling guilty . tad : yeah , i know . that really does kind of suck , does n't it ? i tell you what -- i 'll come up with another slogan . cara : no . no . that slogan was -- everything is great . tad : obviously not . what about the kiss ? cara : ha ha ! tad : what is it ? what else is bothering you ? [ scene_break ] griffin : that you ca n't do without me ? kendall : fulfill zach 's dream -- open miranda centers all around the world . griffin : yeah , but i brought so much bad press , i scared away so many donors , bianca asked me to step down . kendall : pretty soon everyone will realize that those murder charges are ridiculous . they 'll be calling you a hero for taking those drugs from the hospital . listen , just hear me out , ok ? just hear me out . griffin : oh , boy . kendall : i have an idea . i have an idea . ok ? listen . now , when you were at that abandoned house , you helped people who had medical problems . you gave them medical treatment . you helped kids . you helped the elderly . and they kept coming to you . they all kept coming to you . but one doctor is not enough to fill that need . so i was thinking of maybe turning that place into a miranda center . griffin : but there already is a miranda center . your sister created it . kendall : but that 's for women and children . this would be completely different . completely different . this would be a clinic . different services , different neighborhood . griffin : it 's a great idea . you should go for it . but once the charges on me are cleared , i 'm outta here , kendall . kendall : griffin , come on . i mean , you saw that little boy 's face when you told him you could n't help him or his family . he was crushed . griffin : it 's not like i 'm leaving them high and dry . i told them that there was a free clinic in town . kendall : all right , look . i am not asking you for a permanent commitment . i 'm not . i 'm just hoping that maybe you could stick around just for a little bit just to teach me what i need to know . and then i will take over from there . i can do it all on my own . so what do you think ? you think maybe you can deal with me in your face a little bit longer ? griffin : all right . all right . i 'll give it a shot . kendall : really ? good ! great ! excellent ! griffin : but you start driving me crazy , i 'm out . kendall : ok , no , no , no , no , deal . got it . this is good . ok . so when can you start ? griffin : now works . kendall : now ? griffin : mm - hmm . kendall : ok . you do n't have any -- no hot dates ? your calendar is -- griffin : remember what i said about driving me crazy ? kendall : right . ok . great . i 'm gon na get the paperwork right now . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . i 'm so glad you decided to join me . come in . ben : this was a mistake . erica : i wo n't tell jane . this 'll be just our secret . and you can take this away . i do n't want it . ben : you have to eat . erica : i 'm not hungry . ben : suit yourself . you ca n't starve yourself again . erica : you 're worried about me . listen , how about this ? if you stay , i 'll eat . you do n't have to sit with me . you do n't have to talk to me . you do n't even have to look at me -- just -- do n't leave . [ scene_break ] jane : what are you doing ? david : your breathing sounds better . jane : back off . david : that 's a nice way to show your gratitude . jane : for what ? for using my suffering to make me sign that letter ? david : shoot me . oh , that 's right , your daughter already did that . come on , erica . i want to practice medicine again . your endorsement 's gon na go a long way to making that a reality . jane : if i had refused , you would 've let me die ? david : i would n't let that happen . you know that . but you should also know that i do n't do favors without expecting something in return . but in this case -- i may have gotten a lot more than i bargained for . you still have n't told me who jane campbell is . jane : she 's a friend . david : the prescription 's from connecticut . jane : yeah , she 's from connecticut . we happened to meet on an airplane one time . i was sitting next to her , and i had an attack and i forgot my epi - pen , and so she gave me hers . david : that 's very convenient . and fortunate for you . jane : and now i have to go , because jack is gon na be very , very worried about me . david : you 're gon na want to stay seated , erica , or you 're gon na pass out . so -- when did you become allergic to fennel ? jane : i do n't know . recently . david : really ? that 's so funny . most food allergies , they develop during childhood . just seems odd that it would come on so late . jane : it happens . just let it go . david : someone 's getting touchy . jane : why are you interrogating me ? david : consider it a fault of mine . i 'm a very curious man . who were you arguing with in the park ? jane : i have no idea what you 're talking about . david : this afternoon . you were tearing him a new one . i saw you , erica . you were furious . what did he do ? jane : what part of `` i do n't know what you 're talking about `` do n't you understand ? david : i have one last question . why did you have reconstructive surgery ? [ scene_break ] cara : just -- i 'm kind of all over the place right now , and i need to pull myself together in order to , you know , talk about it . tad : yeah , well , just so you know -- cara : yeah ? tad : i have a problem myself , actually . it 's something i did n't think i was gon na talk about , but as long as we 're getting it out there . cara : ok . tad : it 's something that needs to be said . cara : are -- are you ok ? tad : no . i 'm not . because i had to sit through three hours of the worst horror films ever shot because of you . i had to endure ages of cheesy dialogue and bad special effects . i 'm telling you , my brain is fried . i 'm turning into a zombie myself . for all i know , i 'm gon na start running into walls and walking into traffic . you 're talking to me one minute and the next minute -- cara : tad ? tad . that was great . i like that . the shake out of it . ahhh . that was good . tad : yeah , well , i 'm not quite there yet , but it 's nothing a little zombie salsa could n't fix . you know the zombie salsa ? cara : no , but i have a feeling you 're gon na show me . tad : it 's very big down my way . cara : oh . tad : zombie -- salsa . cara : it 's always got ta be about salsa , though , right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , obviously we have to go over this with bianca . here you go . but i was thinking we could have this really huge fundraiser , and if we raise enough money , maybe we could have the clinic built by flu season . what ? griffin : i 'm impressed . kendall : you 're making fun of me . griffin : no . not at all . it 's great to see you bounce back so fast . kendall : this is what zach wanted . i 'm doing this for him . i do n't want to let him down . so -- griffin : i did n't say anything . kendall : is n't this the part where you tell me i have to slow down and take it easy and not push myself ? griffin : i want you to stay healthy . but i can see that this is doing you a lot of good , especially after everything that happened with ricky . kendall : yeah , that was horrible . but i have no regrets . the man who killed my husband is behind bars . griffin : and zach got justice . kendall : and i finally have peace . thanks to you . [ scene_break ] tad : stop it . cara : that was classic . tad : the zombie salsa , man . cara : you made me smile , though . and you are good at that . thanks . tad : sometimes it seems like it 's the only thing i 'm good at . but at least it 's something that i can do for you . i just want you to know you do n't always have to be so strong for other people . it 's not such a bad thing to have to lean on a friend . or a husband . or a friend who happens to be a husband . cara : i hit the jackpot with you . tad : keep talking . cara : i could 've married a jerk who expected benefits or cash . yeah . tad : how much cash are we talking about ? cara : you 're a good man . tad : and you 're a good woman . a very good woman . you 're the reason jake 's alive . cara : well , you make me want to be a better woman . to show you how much i appreciate everything that you 've done for me and for my brother . tad : you do n't owe me anything . cara : i owe you everything , actually . at the very least respect , tad . but what do i do ? i just go and i mess that one up . tad : how ? you have n't done anything . i 'm the one that walks in here and throws myself on you . seriously , cara , what have you ever done that was that bad ? [ cara remembers lying with jake and kissing ] jake : mm . that sure beats filling out charts . cara : ha ! jake : what are you thinking about right now ? what 's going through your mind ? hmm ? are you crying ? why are you crying ? what 's wrong ? why are you crying ? cara : i 'm sorry . jake : what are you sorry for ? for being the best thing that ever happened to me ? are you kidding me ? what 's wrong ? tell me what 's wrong . [ scene_break ] kendall : all right . come here . come sit with me right now . i need to tell you . i never , ever could have dealt with ricky without you . griffin : it took some serious guts , doing what you did . that freak 's in prison because of you . kendall : yeah , but i mean , he tried to frame you for murder . he ruined your life . and you could 've run away , but you did n't . you stuck around to fight for your name and to help me . you are the one who 's brave . griffin : ha ! really ? i think -- kendall : really ? you think -- would you please shut up for once ? please just shut up and let me compliment you . ok ? listen ? griffin : yeah , i 'll shut up . go ahead . kendall : thank you . when zach died , i -- i was n't sure how i would ever go on . i did n't think i could . the only thing that kept me going , aside from my boys , was this mission -- finding the man who killed him and bringing him to justice . and you . you helped me do that . griffin : so basically , i 'm your hero . kendall : more like a giant pain in the ass . but one that i 'm very , very grateful for . [ scene_break ] erica : that was delicious . i just love fennel . i never had it cooked this way . ben : you done ? erica : oh , yes . i just ca n't get over that dish , though . it was just so good . this is definitely not from krystal 's . what was in this ? ben : olive oil . salt and pepper . a little chicken broth . that 's it . erica : you 're the chef ? oh , come on . i 'm not asking for state secrets . i mean , my goodness . you are a really good cook . ben : i would n't go that far . erica : i have dined all over the world , and i 'm telling you -- with talent like this , you could open your own restaurant . why would you waste your time working for jane ? oh , please do n't go . [ scene_break ] david : while you were resting , i got a good look at your hairline . saw some very fine surgical scars . jane : you know very well . i had facial reconstruction after that car accident you caused . david : no , no , no . no , that was a long time ago . those scars , they 're much more recent . jane : i was injured in that quarry explosion , and i needed some facial surgery . david : see , that does n't work , either , because i keep very close tabs on pvh , and you were barely there long enough for a checkup , let alone major reconstructive work . so what gives ? jane : none of your business . now i have to go . david : you do n't want to leave without this . fell out of your purse . jane : do n't touch that . david : who is the girl ? i 'm dr. david hayward . and who might you be ? they 're two of a kind . jane : what kind of a question is that ? david : it 's a damn good one , and i expect an answer . jane : do n't be ridiculous . you know exactly who i am . david : erica kane and i have history . intimate history . what i 'm seeing here does n't add up . jane : i do n't know what you 're talking about . david : for starters , erica does n't have food allergies . clearly , you do . erica does n't touch alcohol , whereas you 're boozing it up every chance you get . jane : are you finished ? because i have an appointment . david : do you honestly expect me to believe that all of a sudden , erica can handle alcohol ? that fennel , one of her favorite foods , could kill her ? jane : i do n't care what you believe . hey ! david : something about this does n't add up . something about you . something about those scars . jane : stop staring at me . david : this is too freakin ' bizarre . but it 's the only thing that makes sense . look at me . jane : no . david : look at me , damn it . you are not erica . you transformed yourself . your face . your body . but why ? jane : i 'm leaving now . david : if you 're an imposter , what happened to the real erica ? did you kill her ? jane : no , of course not . i love erica kane . i would never hurt her . david : oh , my god . it 's true . you 're a fake . [ scene_break ] cara : i want you to know that i 'm not trying to push you away or anything . tad : i 'm not taking it that way . i do n't think you 're pushing me away . i think that you 're a person of your word , and that 's one of the things i like the most about being married to you . if you tell me something , then that 's all i need to know . you tell me you want to deal with something on your own , then that 's more than good enough for me . cara : i think you give me too much credit , tad . tad : i do n't think i give you enough . but just remember , things are n't quite that bad . cara : right . tad : if you need me , i 'm here . cara : you got ta stop that . stop being so -- generous and thoughtful . i do n't know how much more i can take . tad : ca n't help it . because you bring out what 's best in me . [ scene_break ] jake : cara ? cara 's voice : if you 're reading this , it means i 'm gone . i wanted to tell you in person , but every time i tried , i 'd fall apart . my heart is breaking as i write these words , but you deserve an explanation . i 'm leaving because i met someone else . i 'm so sorry , jake . i do n't love you anymore . jake : cara ? [ scene_break ] david : where is erica ? jane : she 's somewhere safe . david : i swear , if you 've hurt her -- jane : no . i did n't . david : why should i believe you ? jane : because erica kane is the most important person in the world to me . david : important ? so important that you 'd kidnap her ? steal her identity ? turning yourself into some freakish clone ? what the hell have you done to erica ? jane : she 's fine . i swear on my life . david : so what , you 're passing yourself off as her double ? you have her stashed away somewhere ? is that it ? this is all starting to make sense to me now . erica disappeared right before her wedding . because of you , right ? she was kidnapped ? and then what , you made sure that you were rescued instead ? and what about the explosion ? did you pull that off ? you realize that people could 've been killed ? jane : that was not my plan . david : ok , now what about this man that i saw in the park ? is he helping you pull this off , too ? jane : i 'm done talking . david : you know something ? that 's fine with me . you can tell it to the police . jane : no . david : then give it up , lady . who the hell are you ? jane : i 'm nobody . i 'm no one . david : whoever rearranged your face did a pretty damn good job . that must have cost some serious cash . now where did you get that kind of money ? jane : why does that matter ? listen to me . you 're a very smart man , david . look at the opportunity you have here -- how much you stand to gain by working with me . everyone in the world thinks that i 'm erica kane . i can use all that power , all that influence to help you in so many ways . david : and what do you think you can do to help me ? jane : we can start with that letter . that letter helps you get reinstated at the hospital . we can rebuild your reputation as one of the finest surgeons in the world . if you promise to keep my secret and work with me , it will be the best decision you ever made . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . there you go . good as new . spike : thanks , mom . kendall : mm . you 're welcome , honey . something else bothering you ? spike : reverend ricky said he would take us to the stanley cup finals . is dr. castillo going to take us there now ? kendall : um , well , griffin 's very busy right now . spike : so we 're not going ? kendall : we are gon na go . we 're even gon na go with your brother . you know what ? you can go to as many hockey games as you want . we can even get season tickets . spike : really ? kendall : yes , really . of course . are you kidding me ? come here , you . i 'm gon na take care of my boys . yes , i am . [ scene_break ] cara : thank you . griffin : hey . what is it ? what happened ? cara : oh . well , ok . you ready ? griffin : yeah . cara : tad kept pushing liza about your case , so it looks like she 's offering you a deal . griffin : you serious ? cara : i am dead serious . probation . community service . no jail time . griffin : that 's incredible . cara : it 's not a done deal yet but it looks like it 's gon na happen . griffin : you have one hell of a husband . cara : really ? i had no idea . griffin : what 's your problem ? cara : what 's my problem ? i mean , where do i begin , griff , really ? he 's like the best , best guy i could have . he 's too good for me . griffin : no , no , no . that 's not true . you guys could really have something here . cara : no , we could n't . griffin : give me one reason why not . cara : because -- it 's not real . it 's not a real marriage . it will never be real because of me . forget i said anything . griffin : honestly , cara , honestly , i 'm rooting for you guys , ok ? tad obviously cares about you . eventually this could turn into something real . cara : nope . you 're wrong . griffin : so it 's impossible ? that 's what you 're telling me ? cara : that 's what i 'm telling you . it 's impossible . because of jake . griffin : no . look at me . you just -- you need more time . cara : i do n't need more time ! i had years away from the guy , ok ? i had thousands of miles between us . griffin : it 's normal . you were married . you were in love . cara : yeah . you 're right . and now he 's married to somebody else , and now he 's got a child with that person , and he 's moved on . he 's moved way on . but you know what ? does n't make a damn bit of difference for me . griffin : it 's in the past , cara . as long as it stays there , you 're fine . cara : and what if it did n't ? griffin : no , caracita . no . [ scene_break ] jake 's voice : you love your wife . you love your family . amanda and trevor . that 's what 's real . that 's your life . that 's your future . cara is the past . she is the past . she is the past . tad : that 's a nice clip . what are you running from ? [ scene_break ] erica : hello ? are you still there ? i apologize if i offended you . i was n't passing judgment . just curious , that 's all . you have so much potential . with all the opportunities out there , why waste yourself with this ? if it 's not the money , then what ? [ ben puts a single red rose by erica 's bedside ] erica : it 's beautiful . ben : my name is ben . erica : thank you , ben . [ scene_break ] jane : the simple fact , doctor , is that you need me as much as i need you . david : [ chuckles ] i think we both know that is not true . but i got ta hand it to you , lady . your erica impression is dead - on . jane : think so ? david : yeah , i do . it 's very convincing . jane : that 's good . it 's exactly what i need to get you everything you want . so we have a deal ? david : i did n't say that . this is a very complicated situation . do i really want you exploiting erica like this ? hmm . decisions , decisions , decisions . jane : you 'd be a fool not to work with me . i 'm the best chance you have to get everything you want . david : that would be true if you were the real erica kane . but you 're not . jane : but as far as the world is concerned , i am . david : i still need some time to weigh out my options . jane : well , that 's too bad . because i need an answer right now . david : well , we do n't always get what we want , now , do we ? even erica kane has to sweat it out sometimes . jane : this is n't over . david : [ chuckles ] you 're right about that . not by a long shot . stay away from that fennel , jane .
tad jokes with cara after their kiss to try to break the awkwardness of the moment . cara remembers her conversation with jake about their kiss . tad notices that she is distracted and wonders what is wrong . cara tells him that she has to work things out alone . griffin visits cara later and she tells him that liza will be dropping most of the charges against him soon and griffin tells cara she has a great husband . griffin encourages cara to make her and tad 's relationship real and she tells him that ca n't happen because of her relationship with jake . griffin reminds cara that jake is in the past but cara is n't so sure that jake is in her past . amanda is grateful that jake has forgiven her for lying about her pregnancy but wonders how he can do it so quickly and jake just wants to forget the whole thing and think about the future . jake later goes for a jog and tells himself how much he loves his wife and son . jake ca n't stop thinking about cara though and dreams about her while he takes a nap at the hospital .
bianca : are you still there ? erica : they did n't tell me that it was my daughter . they did n't say that it was you . bianca : well , i did n't think that you would take my call . erica : you 've been on my mind . how are you ? bianca : ok . better a little bit each day . erica : how did you know where to find me ? bianca : desiree has gotten some very good reviews . erica : well , if you found me , then -- bianca : yeah , we all know . erica : then the cavalry must be ready to ride to my rescue , no matter how i feel . bianca : do n't worry . no one 's coming to rescue you . we 've all decided to leave you exactly where you are , just the way you want it . [ scene_break ] isabella : forgive me , edmund . that sounded so cruel . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . maria : mama is really upset , honey , and -- and she really was n't thinking . edmund : you know , i 'm with isabella on this one . really , i mean , there 's no doubt about it -- this bad boy puts the `` worse `` in `` for better or worse . `` maria : honey , it does not . edmund : hey , listen , i -- i do n't have time , really . i got to go do a recon of the grounds and find a place for sam to build his castle . as you were . maria : general . mama , how dare you come into my house and talk about my marriage like that ! edmund and i are fine ! isabella : maria , how can a marriage be fine without the love of a marriage bed ? [ scene_break ] kendall : well , lucky for you guys , i 'm here . i know as much about this married couple as the bride and groom themselves . ryan : kendall , this is a private meeting , so if you 'll excuse us -- kendall : this might be about your private affairs , but it 's also about fusion and enchantment . and i have to protect my interest in both companies , so the only way to do that is to tell you guys what i know . george : ms. hart is a key player in this . you have our attention . kendall : very good . that 's true , i am a key player . and who else overheard a very private conversation that the newlyweds had about this very hearing just this morning ? ladies and gentlemen , it does appear as if the happy couple has committed a serious crime . they just might honeymoon in cellblock eight . man : if the laverys married for the purpose of funneling moneys out of cambias industries , we want to know about it . kendall : well , then i guess i 'm the lady you want to speak to . happy to be of service to you . oh -- excuse me one second . ryan : this is ridiculous ! i am the best shot this company has right now . do you really want to mess with me ? she 's got no evidence . greenlee : my husband is a gentleman so he wo n't say it , but ms. hart is the ultimate woman scorned . man : time for you to substantiate your claims that the laverys have committed a crime . kendall : what claims ? george : we want the proof . kendall : oh , well , i do n't have any proof . man : what about the honeymoon in cellblock eight ? kendall : no , i just said it appeared as if they had committed a crime . that was an observation , not an accusation . ryan waited until after he married greenlee to file the cambias transfer papers . now , to your sharp eye , that might look like some white - collar shell game . that 's all i meant . sorry -- i did n't get your hopes up , did i ? man : you 're saying that no crime was committed here ? kendall : well , aside from those shoes with that dress , no . as much as i hate to admit it , ryan and greenlee 's marriage is entirely real . [ scene_break ] bianca : you 're so quiet . you still want to be left alone , do n't you ? that 's why you went to las vegas in the first place . that 's why you 've been ignoring all the calls to your cell . you changed your hair and your name all so that you could be alone . erica : i intend to stay here . i 'm grateful that everyone respects my decision . bianca : that 's it ? that 's all you have to say ? erica : bianca , i 'm confused . you say that you are not trying to get me to come home . then why did you call ? bianca : is it really so hard for you to understand why ? erica : well , the last time that we saw each other , you said to me that you did n't want me in your life anymore . you said that i was no longer your mother . those were your words . and now here we are . i mean , we 're on the phone . all i ask is why . i read about ryan marrying greenlee . if you 've called me for kendall 's sake , i have to tell you i do n't think that kendall wants my support , either . bianca : no , this is not about kendall ! erica : well , then why ? i mean , bianca , you picked up the phone and you dialed . i believe there has to be a reason why you reached out to me like that . would you like things to be right between us again ? [ scene_break ] maria : mama , first you insult my marriage , and now you 're insulting my sex life ? you know what ? really , we 're -- we 're seriously done here . isabella : i did n't mean to hurt you , maria . i say these things with pride . you and edmund are proof that love and faith and hard work can preserve any marriage . there 's always hope . anita : yeah , mama , i got it the first time . can i talk to maria alone , please ? isabella : just do n't talk to your sister . listen to her . tonight , my rosary will be for your happiness . maria : thanks . anita : well , if mama has me this wound up , you must be a wreck . maria : i 'm used to it . but you know what ? edmund -- i 've got to go find him . anita : what ? maria : when i get there , what the hell am i going to say ? anita : you know what ? nothing . let me do this for you -- for both of you . [ scene_break ] bianca : wow , desiree . you sound just like erica kane . erica : i 'm not sure i understand your tone . bianca : well , your tone is coming through perfectly clear . betrayed again . yeah , it 's true . i did say some very horrible things to you the last time i saw you , and you left me during the worst moment of my life . erica : so this -- this is about recriminations ? bianca : i saw your picture as desiree , the `` toast of las vegas . `` you 're there and we 're here , and i just had to know why . why would you turn your back on us like that ? i just do n't understand why you would hurt us like that . erica : oh , i did n't mean to hurt you . i did n't mean to hurt any of you . bianca : but you did . erica : i do n't know what you want me to say . bianca : well , i guess that makes two of us . jack : let me talk to her . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , this love fest is on the up - and - up . trust me . ryan : well , i 'd say kendall here served her purpose , so , time for you to go . george : how do we know this is n't something you and the laverys cooked up together ? greenlee : fat chance . kendall : yeah , listen to mrs. lavery here . as the `` ultimate woman scorned `` -- that is what you said , right , greenlee ? -- i would rather pin this marriage on greed , fraud , or bad voodoo if i could . being here gives me heartburn . and as much as i hate to admit this , i know these two much better than i really would like to tell people , so i do have to say the one reason that they did marry is love . greenlee : what we 've been telling you . ryan and i are the real deal . george : as is the signed affidavit we have from the minister . man : he claims ms. hart was in a wedding gown beside mr. lavery prepared to take wedding vows shortly before you and he married . now , how do you explain that ? kendall : could you guys be any slower ? i mean , do i really have to lay this out for you ? i 'm one desperate woman . [ scene_break ] jack : bianca ? erica : is -- is jack there with you ? jack : yeah , jack � s right here . erica : jack . how are you ? jack : well , i 'd certainly be much better if you were here with me . zach : patch me into sector seven , number 28 . jack : i love you , erica . and i miss you so much -- we all do . we want you home . [ scene_break ] edmund : i come here to -- to remember , you know ? like birthdays , anniversaries , sunday mornings in bed . it 's so real . i mean , i could smell her shampoo . i could feel that little ridge on her shin from when she flipped it over when she was a kid on her bike . and she 'd be with me , with all of our best memories , and it 'd be perfect . and then she 'd be gone . anita : she 's still here , edmund , in that house , close enough you can touch her . edmund : and here i am again , searching for new memories -- when i could give her everything . anita : you still can . you do . you know why maria is not off somewhere pining for better days ? because when she needs happiness and peace , your wife turns to you . edmund : santos women . you 're very smart , very strong , and you 're very sweet liars . except isabella . she had it right . what did maria do to deserve a marriage like this ? [ scene_break ] maria : come on in . it 's so good to see you . livia : even in my official capacity ? papers for anita . maria : yeah . yeah , i know . she told me . if she 's got to go through something this tough , i 'm glad she 's at least going through it with you . she will be back any minute . livia : how 's edmund doing ? maria : oh , you know -- you know edmund . he 's superhuman even on a bad day . i -- i just told a ridiculous lie and i -- i apologize . i 'm sorry . livia : well , let 's make a `` no apologies `` rule , and you do n't have to talk about it if you do n't want to . maria : no , you know what ? i do . i really -- actually , i do because i feel like i need to say it out loud that he 's not doing well . and everything is a reminder -- you know , the stairs , the furniture is all in the way , and the -- and i just feel useless and really clueless as to how to make it easier for him somehow and how to convince him that i really love him no matter what . livia : well , i can sue someone for you , i can file a motion , or i can listen . maria : oh . god , it 's so weird because you and i never really got a chance to be close before or anything , but i feel like we just sort of jumped a stage . livia : well , it 's weird but it feels good . maria : yeah . yeah , i needed someone like you around , someone who 's direct and honest and has a happy marriage and a lawyer who 's used to some touchy subjects . livia : yeah , you 'd be hard - pressed to shock me , and even if you could , i 'd be faking it . maria : and it does n't hurt that you 're not a santos . livia : as in whatever you tell me wo n't come up at sunday dinner . maria : mm - hmm . i just ripped into my poor mother -- oh , god -- for even bringing up the subject . livia : bringing up what subject ? maria : well , fair warning because it is a touchy subject ahead . livia : try me . maria : ok , i need your -- your verbal expertise . how do i convince my husband that it 's ok that we 're not having sex , when really it 's driving me crazy ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't know when to quit . ask anyone . the minister did n't bear false witness . when i heard that ryan and greenlee were getting married , i showed up as bride number two . i know -- it 's pathetic and pointless because ryan loves greenlee . these two -- they 're meant to be together . and if i ca n't come between them , how in the hell can a couple of suits ? george : well , that 's very romantic , but the timing is still suspicious . now , you waited to file billion - dollar transfer papers until after you were married . ryan : you ever been married , milligan ? i mean , no matter how spontaneous it is , there 's a lot of planning involved . i had dishes left in the sink -- i mean , i was swamped . i had papers left on my desk . greenlee : when ryan makes a romantic gesture , he goes all out . he just wanted us to have our happily ever after . george : in the kingdom of cambias billionaires . ryan : even rich people fall in love , milligan . no crime in that . man : i deal with securities fraud , not fairy tales . give me some evidence or let me get back to work . ryan : so are we done ? man : ms. hart has risked a fair amount of embarrassment to corroborate your story , and i -- i ca n't imagine why she would have any reason to lie . greenlee : so no more investigation ? man : i think we 've wasted enough time here . congratulations . gentlemen . ryan : gentlemen , ladies . milligan ! kendall : ok . well , it 's been real . ryan : no , no , no , kendall . you are not going anywhere until you tell us what that performance was all about . [ scene_break ] erica : i miss you , too , jack . jack : well , i 'm certainly glad to hear that . erica : but that does n't mean that you can talk me into coming back there . jack : no , i would n't even try . erica : nothing you can say could change my mind . jack : erica , i want you back here more than i can say , but , now , that 's just me telling you what 's on my mind , how i feel -- not trying to change your mind . i realize that you 've made a decision , you 've made a choice , and i intend to honor it . erica : thank you . if you really can put your own feelings aside and -- and respect my wishes , then maybe there is some hope for us , jack . maybe things can work out for us someday . jack : yeah , well , our `` someday `` would be nothing short of magic , erica -- our future , the one we 've wanted , the one we 've worked so hard for , the one we 've earned . but that future will never happen unless you 're sober . unless you 're sober , our someday will never come . bianca : you did the right thing . jack : did i ? well , i guess we 'll just see , wo n't we ? zach : hey . peace offering . i just comped about 20 tickets to demi and ashton 's entourage . there 's no word if the supercouple is going to come to the show or not , but if they do , how about a little private meet and greet ? erica : i 'll see how i feel after the show . zach : you 're still worried about someone at home finding out ? erica : look , i said we 'll see . zach : desiree ? something wrong ? erica : and if there were ? zach : then i would try to help you . erica : of course you would . look , you and i -- strictly business . zach : i was being very charming back there . erica : do n't be . i 'm not the least bit interested in your private life , and you already know way too much about mine . i dance , you sign my checks . that 's it . zach : that 's fine with me . and yours is not the only check i have to sign . [ scene_break ] ryan : well ? we 're waiting . what was that all about ? kendall : ok , why do n't you ease off on the demands there , boss , ok ? i saved your butts . greenlee : we were doing just fine without you . ryan : yeah , and you said you heard a private conversation ? kendall , was that -- now , was that for milligan 's benefit or was that for ours ? kendall : why do n't you just relax . take it easy , ok ? the sec just let you off the hook . open a bottle of bubbly and take your wifey out dancing . ryan : i 'm not playing here , kendall . i want to know what is going on . kendall : ok , ryan , you know me better than anybody else . what 's my motivation behind anything ? what 's in it for me . ryan : so ? so what is it that you think that you just accomplished ? kendall : i just kept those suits the hell away from fusion and enchantment . besides , i really do n't want to see you go to jail . greenlee : well , not ryan , maybe . but me in a jailhouse jump suit ? the idea must give you a nice , warm glow . kendall : oh , the two of you now are like two little love bugs -- you 're joined by the hip . i ca n't crush one of you under my heel without crushing the other . greenlee : careful . you 're glowing again . kendall : so what if i am ? you 're the big winner here , greenlee -- both of you . you have each other , you have the cambias fortune , you have a nice , long , happy future together . greenlee : with your best wishes , no doubt . kendall : i have some questions for you , ryan . after everything i heard or said i heard , the only reason that you did marry was for love , right ? greenlee : you really do n't know when to quit . ryan : i told you at chandlers ' -- i love greenlee . kendall : i just had to hear it again . ok . well , my work here is done . in case you do n't like the trunk , you can consider today your real wedding gift . you 're welcome . greenlee : what the hell was that ? a free pass ? ryan : no , not by a long shot . i think we are still in a lot of trouble . ryan : well , before the sec walked out , i was thinking `` billion - dollar fraud , butt in jail `` trouble . but now ? i 'm thinking worse . greenlee : but it was a shutout . bad suits , zero . team lavery wins the game . ryan : and that trunk that she mentioned -- greenlee : she bought us that ? ryan : big and ugly , and right in the middle of the room . greenlee : she 's punishing us with bad decor ? ryan : and she said that she heard a private conversation , and that trunk was heavy as hell . greenlee : as in `` kendall hiding like a psycho - stalker in the trunk `` heavy ? i mean , i know she 's whacked , but that would be off the whack chart . ryan : i saw bianca . she opened it , and then she shut it real fast . greenlee : maybe it was musty . ryan : and she was talking out loud to herself . i mean , i was n't even in the room . she was talking to herself , and then all of a sudden kendall shows up at our private meeting . greenlee : oh , my god . but if kendall knows , then she knows we 're not legit . and if she knew that , she would use that against us , but she did n't . ryan : and i do n't know why . greenlee : her plan of attack is usually very predictable . ryan : look , we do n't know that she knows anything , but if she does , she has serious ammo . greenlee : so you think she 's just going to sit on her arsenal ? ryan : and you better bet our billions that she will pull out the big guns as soon as she needs something and refuses to lose . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . bianca : hi . kendall : binks , i have big news ! bianca : me , too . um -- you first . kendall : i 'm getting ryan back . [ scene_break ] zach : you need help ? erica : excuse me ? zach : you seemed mesmerized . erica : i was just about to go to the ladies ' room , unless i have to clear that with my boss . zach : you 're always hanging out in this bar . why is that ? erica : what happened to `` strictly business `` ? zach : this is business . i gave orders that no one 's going to give you anything stronger that a cappuccino . you did n't touch your breakfast . then why are you still here ? erica : you continue to overstep your bounds . you are my boss , not my keeper . i 'm not going to remind you again . zach : desiree . you do great box office . that could change just like that if you do n't get it together . erica : you know something ? since you ca n't stop yourself from hovering over me , i 'm just going to have to remove the temptation . i 'm moving out of here just as soon as possible . [ phone rings ] zach : yeah ? george : milligan . the meeting at cambias is over . zach : and ? george : the lavery marriage looks legit . the sec dropped the investigation . zach : ok , thanks . [ scene_break ] bianca : i can only imagine what mom is going through right now . kendall : about a fifth a day , probably . bianca : kendall , i know you 're upset , but can we just lay off the sarcasm right now , please , just for a little while ? kendall : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . she makes me so furious , and i do n't understand why she 's -- she 's throwing her life away for what ? for nothing . it 's stupid . bianca : it 's also miserable and depressing . can we just change the subject ? kendall : yes , please . bianca : i 'm sorry -- going on and on about desiree . tell me about ryan . kendall : mom always did love to upstage me . bianca : how can you get him back ? he is still married , is n't he ? kendall : by name only . on letterhead , not between the sheets . bianca : well , you ca n't know that for sure . kendall : no , the amazing thing is , i do know that for sure . i overheard it straight from the horse 's mouth -- that would be ryan . and from the horse 's ass -- that would be greenlee . bianca : all right , i get it . kendall : no , and as soon as i heard it , bianca , i knew -- i knew that he still loved me . hell , even greenlee knows . and mary -- she -- she really messed greenlee up good . i mean , how do you willingly -- how do you willingly marry a man who loves someone else ? it 's pathetic . i do n't get it . bianca : well , does ryan know that you know ? kendall : well , it nearly killed me , but i did n't -- i did n't say anything . i kept my mouth shut . greenlee was there . she was hanging all over him , playing the icky - poo wife . no , this time -- this time i 'm going to be patient . i 'm going to wait for the right moment , and then ryan and i are going to have our chance . i 'm not going to screw this up again . bianca : you already have ! kendall : no , bianca , i just told you , i know -- bianca : that you got that precious bit of information by hiding in a trunk and spying on him . kendall : yeah , proof that i need that ryan loves me . bianca : kendall , the man faked a dna test for you . he 's offered you a ring more than once . and -- oh , yeah , that 's right -- he told you that he loves you , again and again and again . if that is n't proof enough for you , then you 're the horse 's ass . kendall : all right , go on , binks . do n't hold back . bianca : kendall , you 're the reason that you and ryan are n't married right now . your need to -- to demand proof of love instead of just believing . you pulled a mom . look where that 's gotten her . so go ahead . go ahead , tell ryan that you tricked him into revealing the truth . so he 'll , what , take you in his arms and kiss you until you ca n't see straight ? yeah , right . if i know ryan , he 'll tell you to go straight to hell . [ scene_break ] maria : sometimes it feels like this has been going on forever . and the little things i can deal with . i just break them off into small pieces and i deal , you know . but the big things -- intimacy and , you know , the before , during , and after -- all that `` at peace but giddy `` feeling . right now , i really could use a `` cosmo . `` to tell you the truth , it would n't hurt . livia : come on . maria : oh . edmund and i -- that 's -- we have some pretty serious chemistry , you know . great sex -- we had really , really , really great sex . and now it 's -- i 'm just lucky if i get a kiss and a hug good night , you know ? this is insane because my husband is in a wheelchair , and i 'm complaining about what , you know ? livia : about the loss of a vital connection . you have watched edmund cope , and now you are watching intimacy slip away . that 's got to hurt . let 's not forget our `` no apologies `` rule . maria : i have to say i miss it . i really do . livia : well , this brings us to another `` cosmo `` moment . dr. grey , you are aware that there are an infinite variety of lovely ways to make love , do n't you ? maria : oh , yeah , i am very aware . yeah , and i love my husband and i find him infinitely attractive , you know , regardless of his legs . livia : then what 's the problem ? maria : it 's edmund . he 's not having any of it . he wo n't even test the waters , nothing . he wo n't even broach the subject . livia : hmm . maria : and i keep trying to convince him that there are all kinds of different ways -- different great ways to -- you know , just different . but to tell you the truth , i 'm having a hard time convincing him because i 'm having a hard time convincing myself . what we had was really awesome , and it made us us . livia : i hear you and i feel your pain . maria : thank you . i do n't know . i just need the -- the words , really , you know , to make this better for me and edmund , and -- words that we can both believe that will make it ok . but there are n't any , are there ? [ scene_break ] edmund : i got lucky when i found maria . both times . anita : yeah , you found a partner . someone who loves you no matter what . edmund : bobby hurt you . i hate that . anita : when bobby and i said our vows , i cried tears of happiness because i felt the words . i knew i found my forever , for better or worse . edmund : it 's funny how they sneak those words in there , you know ? anita : every day at work , i see the worse -- what the patients have lost , the pain -- and i imagine myself in their position , in your position . edmund : sucks , does n't it ? anita : please do n't think i 'm being presumptuous , but i think i can imagine how hard it would be . and i think i would survive if i had a love like maria � s to get me through . but this -- i did n't lose an arm , i did n't lose my legs , my sight . but i lost something i never thought i would . i lost my trust for bobby . i lost the faith in my vows . i lost the other half of my soul . edmund , you do n't know how lucky you are . edmund : yeah , i do . thank you . [ scene_break ] lily : you 're sad . jack : why would you say that ? lily : your mouth is down . that means you 're sad . up is happy , down is sad . eyebrows are trickier . when they 're all bunched up like yours , that means you 're sad , angry , or confused . but the mouth is easy . and yours is down , so you 're sad . jack : you 're absolutely right . i am sad . lily : because of me ? jack : oh , no , lily . why would you even say that ? lily : because i get in the way sometimes . jack : sweetheart , who told you that ? lily : ms. turner from school . i was in the hallway , and larry was pushing the food cart . he came real close , real fast . she grabbed me and pulled me away and told me i was in the way . i figured since you did n't have food carts , i would n't get in the way . but was i wrong , and now you 're sad ? jack : lily , you will never be in the way here . i love you . you 're my daughter . lily : ok . jack : ok . could i give you a hug ? not for very long , not -- not too tight . ok . i understand . lily : i want your mouth to turn up , daddy . jack : you got it . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 've gone off on you a lot lately , have n't i ? kendall : only a couple of times . bianca : and i 've gotten pretty intense . kendall : well , you have your reasons . bianca : it 's because i love you . it 's because i ca n't bear to see you end up like mom . kendall : is that really how you see me ? bianca : no . not yet . kendall : ouch . bianca : look , i know that you 're -- that you 're relieved that ryan still loves you and not greenlee . but i just want you to think twice before you go running after him and tell him that he passed your little pop quiz -- you know , the one that he does n't even know he took . because you just might end up as far away from love as you are right now . just as far away as mom is . i love you . kendall : i love you , too . bianca : i 'll see you , ok ? kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] singer : baby , there 's something on my mind tonight there 's a reason to believe we almost got it right there 's a fire burning in the firelight as we roll on tonight there 's paper singers : promises and alibis there is certainly uncertainty in all our eyes singer : but as long as you are here i 'll be all right as we roll on tonight so you go out i 'll go on if there 's a doubt , well singers : we 'll be strong singer : as we go on singin ' one more for love , my love one more for love singer : there 's always blood to fill the heart betrayed and there are children being born to every house that 's raised and we 're gettin ' closer to where we got it made as we roll on tonight so you go out i 'll go on if there 's a doubt , well singers : we 'll be strong singer : as we go on singin ' one more for love , my love one more for love singin ' one more for love , my love one more for love [ next_on ] david : once again , i get to say those four special words to you , krystal -- take off your blouse . j.r. : feels like you 're willing to think the worst of me . tad : i 'm just worried . zach : you 're not fit to perform ! erica : you ca n't stop me ! kendall : you think i 'm going to cause trouble for ryan and greenlee . greenlee : what 's she up to ?
for the first time , erica speaks on the phone to bianca and jack . but bianca expresses she is very disappointed in her mother and jack tells erica they have no future until she gets sober . zach slater is spying upon erica and hearing her phone conversations .
[ music plays ] di : you are unbelievable . del , come on . you have n't forgotten why we 're here , right ? del : i looked away for two seconds . is it a crime to rest my eyes ? di : oh , you call that rest ? your eyes were bulging out of their sockets . del , come on . no more distractions , not until we track down dixie 's little girl . [ scene_break ] tad : dixie ? dixie ! [ as tad runs into dixie 's ransacked room , she appears in the doorway . ] tad : oh . thank god . i mean , thank god you 're alive . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall . [ scene_break ] erica : kendall , dixie , julia , me . your father has toyed with more women 's heads than i care to imagine . and so far , i 've been pretty good about keeping quiet about just how evil he is , but not anymore , josh . josh : erica , you 've been blathering about my dad being corrupt since day one . do n't even try to act like this is new . erica : yes , josh , this is new . josh , your father has just -- zach : what happened ? bianca : oh -- zach : where 's my wife ? bianca : where have you been ? erica : it 's a little late to care now , zach . kendall does n't need you anymore . bianca : mother ? she 's in the nursery , and she 's ok . zach : thank you . bianca : well , that was just mean . josh : well , `` mean `` is your mother 's area of expertise . erica : i was merely telling the truth , and i just told that to zach . kendall has a family now . that troublemaker , zach slater ? no place in her life for him . [ scene_break ] kendall : i remember you giving a very detailed description of spike when he was still inside of me . ryan : he 's going to get there . he will , do n't worry . kendall : he inherited some pretty strong genes . ryan : yes , he did . kendall -- [ scene_break ] dixie : he took it . tad : `` he `` madden ? dixie : well , while zach and i were off looking for madden , he must 've sent somebody in here to raid the room and take all the evidence that i had against him , everything that i brought back from the regeneration spa , all the evidence that said that madden was an anonymous donor over a thousand times over , all the proof of what he did to erica , everything . it 's gone . tad : all this time , you were with slater ? dixie : yes . he was trying to help me find madden . tad : and then what ? how were you going to make him talk after you found him ? did you or slater have some kind of plan to get answers about kate ? [ scene_break ] [ children laugh at the park while the camera pans to the ground underneath a flower bed . ] greg : buried . buried alive . [ scene_break ] zach : you 're alive . you 're here . kendall : it 's where i belong . zach : maybe he is real . yeah . the guy that people talk to when no one else is listening . and i do n't know if i really believe in all that stuff , but you 're here . what did the doctors say ? is -- is everything ok ? are you ok ? is everything fine ? kendall : i 'm fine . no , i 'm fine . he looks really small , but he 's a tough cookie . so , are you ready ? i would like to introduce you to -- to the other love of my life . kendall : come on . zach : hey , little guy . kendall : zach , this is spike -- my son . [ scene_break ] josh : excuse me . erica : no , josh , you 're not going anywhere till you tell me where your father is . josh : will you get over my dad already ? erica : josh , your dad brought this on himself . josh : what do you want , erica ? you have nothing on him , so do me a favor -- leave us both alone . erica : josh , your dad attacked me . josh : here we go again . erica : josh , i was in his office , we were arguing , and the next thing i knew , i woke up on a park bench this morning . i had been unconscious . your dad had grabbed me by the arm and stuck a hypodermic needle in me . he drugged me . i do n't want him to get off scot - free . jack : you have a lot of experience at that , do n't you ? getting off scot - free ? well , no more . you have hurt my wife for the very last time . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] di : you 're supposed to be watching the boat , not the tan lines . del : ok , one two - second distraction , all right ? even with zero sleep and a shot of the doctor 's knockout juice , i 've taken care of every last detail . di : you set up the -- del : everything . i took care of it all . you still want to give me a hard time ? di : i 'm sorry . i 'm just so -- i do n't know . the whole thing makes me sick to my stomach . del : yeah , well , we ca n't turn back now . [ scene_break ] dixie : god , i ca n't believe he found everything that i hid in here . tad : so , neither you nor zach had any kind of master plan . dixie : i wish i had one now . tad : dixie , it does n't matter . documents or videos or any kind of information you have that may pressure madden with exposure -- it 's not going to work anymore . it 's not going to be enough . dixie : why are you saying that ? are you giving up ? tad : of course , i 'm not giving up . what i 'm saying is this thing has gone too far . whatever it 's going to take to find kate is going to have to be drastic . it 's going to have to be ugly . i 'm saying i will do anything i have to to find her . dixie : tad , nobody can get the truth out of madden if he 's gone underground . [ scene_break ] greg : help me ! hello ? oh . hello ! oh . can anybody hear me ? hello ? i 'm -- i 'm trapped in here ! can anybody hear me ? [ children play in the park while a man sits on a bench , unable to hear greg . ] greg : hello ? can you hear me , anyone ? hello ? [ scene_break ] zach : look at you -- already the center of attention . you 're your mother 's son -- causing so much trouble , huh ? it 's all worth it . so come on . get better , get out of this thing , so we can really stir it up . kendall : i 'm going to have my hands full with you two . zach : your mommy 's funny . she thinks that we do n't know each other when i actually i do . i -- i know all your likes and your dislikes . stick by her because when you need her , she 's going to be in your corner . bianca : that 's true . you can just call it the kane women lioness instinct . we always stick by our cubs . kendall : i got your back , dude . get bigger , get stronger . zach : you have a great son . ryan : thank you . julia : hey . how 's it going in here ? ryan : hey . well , it 's going great . um -- bianca : yeah . ryan : yeah , come on in . join us . bianca : we have ourselves a little celebrity here . julia : oh , i know . but actually , spike 's going to need a little personal time with his nurse and , kendall , you should probably get some rest , too . bianca : ok . bye - bye , bugaloo . ryan : anyhow , spike , do me a favor and do n't give julia too hard a time , ok ? julia : hmm , no way . spike and me , we 're buds . ryan : i 'll be back as soon as they say i can be . do n't miss me too much . kendall : think you can hang for a few without me ? because i 'm going to hate every second i 'm away from you . surprise me when i get back . get rid of this stupid box and start raising some hell around here . oh , yeah . by the way , do n't listen to your father . if you want to give nurse julia a little grief , i 'm cool with that . julia : ha - ha . kendall : i 'm kidding . ok . i 'll see you soon , spikester . i love you . i love you more than i ever dreamed possible . [ scene_break ] greg : microphone . you 've gone to a lot of trouble . water ? energy bars ? air supply . surveillance camera . is this where i 'm supposed to thank you for your generosity ? well , obviously you do n't want me to die . otherwise , you would n't have packed a picnic . tell me -- what do you want ? what will it take to get me out of here ? [ scene_break ] erica : no , jack . you have it all wrong . i 'm furious with greg . it 's greg i 'm really angry with . he 's not here , so i have been taking it out on josh . would you accept my apology , josh ? josh : sure -- when you 're giving it from a padded cell . jack : oh . erica , why are you always defending that punk ? erica : i was n't defending him . he just does n't deserve to be attacked , not this time . you got my message ? that kendall came out of her coma ? is n't it wonderful ? jack : yeah . it 's terrific news . sweetheart , i 'm so sorry that i could n't be with you during all that . i 'm a little concerned , though . i mean , what 's -- what 's all this about you and greg ? erica : well , i want to hear about lily . what 's the latest ? good news , i hope . jack : mostly . mostly good news . i mean , she -- she 's back home . she 's safe . erica : you found her ? jack : yeah . erica : that 's wonderful . jack : huh . you 're still avoiding my question . erica : no , i 'm not . i just do n't think it 's important -- i mean , not when we have our girls back . jack : and thank god we do . i do n't know what you 're hiding from me , erica , but you 're trying so hard not to tell me something . the problem is i already know so much . so , please , just , out with it ? what did greg madden do ? [ scene_break ] tad : madden is nothing if not a megalomaniac . he 's not going to stay underground for long . dixie : this is different , tad . he 's not just going to lay low for a couple of months and wait for everything to blow over . he knows that we know all of his secrets . i mean , how many people in town know that josh is erica kane 's biological son , for instance ? right -- you , me , zach , erica . tad : my father , jeff . dixie : right ? and how many people in town -- i think everybody -- knows that our daughter , kate , is alive , and madden is the only person who knows where to find her ? look , he is going to disappear completely and never come up for air . tad : i 'm not quitting . david : when are you going to wake up , dixie ? martin could n't find the sun if it spun out of the sky and landed on his head . i 'm the one you should be coming to . i 'm the one that 's going to give you back your baby . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall did good . huh . she did , she made an -- an incredible little boy . you 're looking the wrong way . the star is right over there . that way . bianca : ryan , i was watching you when kendall introduced spike to zach . spike 's -- spike 's ok now . he 's here . kendall 's safe , she 's out of the woods . so i was kind of wondering , are you really going to be able to stand by and keep things to yourself or are you going to tell kendall the truth ? that you 're in love with her ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so , ryan said that you never once left my side . the entire time i was in the coma , you were here . zach : where the hell am i going ? i 've got no friends . kendall : well , that 's true . but when i woke up , you were n't here . so where were you ? zach : wow . you actually did that . you did what i told you to do . and you 're never going to do that again , so let 's just take a moment . kendall : wait -- what ? wait , hold on . i 'm lost , i 'm lost now . zach : when i left , i asked you to wake up and to get better so you can yell at me and ask me where i was when i come back . kendall : well , i do n't want to yell at you , but i 'm asking . zach : i wanted to be here . i wanted to be the first face you saw when you woke up . well , i 'm here now . kendall : hmm . you 're real . this is -- this is real . zach : do n't ever doubt that . kendall : there 's so many things going on in my head . i know my baby is fighting for his life , and i know that i 'm lucky to be alive . but i 'm still not sure about some stuff . zach : well , maybe i can fill you in -- on the details . kendall : right . ok . well , i -- i recall some sort of wedding , so -- oh , are we married ? we 're married -- no ? yes ? zach : wife , mine . wow . [ kendall chuckles ] kendall : that 's what i thought . ah . cool . zach : no , it 's very cool . kendall : mr. and mrs. slater . zach : hmm . kendall : forever , for good this time . so , what 's with the face ? zach : you may not want to stay married to me when you find out what i 've done . [ scene_break ] greg : om . om . altered voice : rise and shine , dr. madden . greg : who are you ? what do you want from me ? erica ? is that you ? i do n't know how you did this . you must 've got someone to help you . altered voice : comfortable , doctor ? greg : i want out of here . altered voice : the sooner you work with me , the sooner you 'll be set free . greg : i demand you get me out of here . altered voice : the timing is up to you . once i have dixie martin 's daughter , you 're a free man . greg : tad ? oh . tad ? you honestly think you 'll get away with this ? [ scene_break ] tad : hayward , if you do n't have the good sense to get out of -- david : who messed up your room , dixie ? tad : this room in 10 seconds , i swear i 'm going to rip your misshapen head off your fat neck . dixie : tad , would you just stop ? david , please leave . david : is this your handiwork , detective ? what happened , hmm ? could n't find kate stashed under the bed , madden hidden in a sock drawer ? tad : take a good look around this room . whatever i decide to do about my daughter is my business , not yours , but i 'll guarantee you one thing -- if you get in my way at all , you 're going to be sifting through debris looking for what 's left of your teeth . [ scene_break ] greg : dixie 's daughter is gone , because dixie wanted it that way . she signed on the bottom line , she signed away all or any rights to that little girl . and if you want to do what 's best for that child , you 'll give up this ridiculous search and leave that baby alone . altered voice : name , address , phone number , zip code , to start . [ scene_break ] david : did n't madden bail on pine valley , taking the answers to finding kate with him , because you ran him out of town ? tad : as usual , you 're a moron , and as usual , you do n't have clue one as to what 's going on here . david : i 'm talking about you being a walking grenade , tad , wiping out any evidence you come into contact with . dixie : stop it ! will the two of you just stop it already . [ scene_break ] greg : stop -- tad , zach , who i -- whoever i have to thank for this . altered voice : dna . the tests have to be conclusive proof it 's really kate . once i have proof , you can go . greg : ok . ok , i understand . really , i do . but first , i want you to hear my side of this . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , david , the minute madden told me that he would never revoke kate 's adoption , when he said that i would never get my baby back , i should have come here . david : that 's ok , dixie . we 'll fix that -- dixie : not to you , david -- to tad . for god 's sake , he 's kate 's father . david : that 's what i 'm trying to tell you . i can help you in ways that tad ca n't . dixie : no , you ca n't . i 'm sorry , david , but you ca n't . look , i would really appreciate it if you would just leave , please , now . good - bye . david : i am going to be the one to find that baby . i will put kate back in your arms . [ scene_break ] [ greg sighs ] greg : you brought me here to toy with me . you do n't want me to die . you 've given me food and water . you 're not going to kill me . you have to remember i 've got a heart condition . so if i have a heart attack , you wo n't get any of the answers to your questions . see , you 're never going to find this child of dixie 's . altered voice : give up the information . the longer you wait , the longer you drown in your own filth . [ scene_break ] josh : you like margaritas ? woman : oh , yeah . josh : all right , listen . i 'm going to be hanging out right over there . why do n't you come by later . all right ? di : we need your help , josh . josh : listen , if this has anything to do with my father , forget you even saw me , all right ? [ scene_break ] zach : i -- i risked your life to save spike 's , because that 's what i believed you would 've wanted . because that 's what you told me on the boat -- you would give up your life to save your son . so i took you at your word . man , i hope i did the right thing . kendall : you heard me . you listened to me , and you remembered . you may be the only man who has ever truly listened to me . [ scene_break ] ryan : zach makes kendall very happy . he gets her and -- and believe me , i 've seen kendall happy , but i have n't seen her happy quite like this . you know , next time -- next time that you go in to see her , i want you to take a good look at her face , and you 'll see what i mean . she 's in a very good place right now -- and not only because of that little miracle right over there . bianca : so you do n't want her to know how you feel ? ryan : she knows how i feel . she knows . she knows that i love her . she knows that i love her , because she 's the -- she 's the mother of my son . bianca : but you do n't just love her as the mother of your son , ryan . it 's a lot more than that . ryan : and i told her that . i sat at her bedside , and i told her . i told her that -- that i 'm in love with her . bianca : i do n't think she remembers that . ryan : huh . bianca : she was in a coma . ryan : yeah , well , it 's probably a good thing that she does n't . ok ? the only way that i 'm going to show kendall my love is to be the best father i can be to that little guy right over there , and i can be , and i will be . what ? bianca : nothing . ryan : no , what ? bianca : no . ryan : seriously , if there 's something you want to say , just , you know , say it . bianca : honestly , ryan , you do n't want to know . ryan : say it . spit it out , bianca . there 's obviously something . go ahead . bianca : you 're in love with my sister , and you know that she 's married and heart and soul with another guy , and you say that you 're fine with that , that you can accept it , that -- that you 'll get over it . but how can you get over kendall when she 's going to be in your face every single day ? you guys have a kid together now . you 're going to see kendall more now than you have in the past couple of years . and you 're not going to want to miss a single moment with spike -- the first smile , first bottle , first steps -- ryan : yeah , birthday parties , swimming lessons -- yes , yeah . it 's going to be great . bianca : kendall is going to be there for all of that . is that really going to be great or is it going to be torture ? ryan : i know what you 're saying , bianca . i understand your point . i know that every time i go over to see spike , and kendall is sitting there with zach right beside her -- you know , it could be me . it could -- it could be me sharing a life with her , yes . and every first that i have , every first that we have with spike -- kendall , spike , myself -- it 's not going to be like a real family . she will experience that with zach . and i could let that eat me alive . or i could realize how outrageously lucky that i am because i have -- i have a little boy who -- who needs me and who -- who honestly i love more than my mind could possibly comprehend . and he would n't be here if it was n't for kendall , so i just -- i just want to be thankful for the time i get to spend with them , that 's it , instead of resenting the time that i do n't . i just want to think of them as a gift . kendall and spike -- they 're a gift . that 's what they are . [ scene_break ] kendall : i am so lucky , zach , because i have you on my side fighting for me . my son may never fully understand the lengths you went to to bring him into this world . but i know , and i 'll never forget . zach : i did it for you , because i love you . kendall : i 've never stopped loving you . even when i pretended i hated you , i loved you . and right now , i have never loved you more . [ scene_break ] erica : and the next thing i knew , i -- i woke up on one of those benches in the park covered with newspapers , and i have no memory of how or when i got there . jack : well , i 've heard enough . i 'm calling derek . erica : oh , no . jack , you ca n't do that . jack : what , are you kidding me ? greg madden drugged you . we have to bring the police in on this , honey . erica : no , jack . if i can get away with never seeing that man again , i will do anything . drop it , jack . i mean it . [ scene_break ] di : the mother / child bond -- josh , you ca n't spit on that . you ca n't just blow this off . my sister was separated from her child because of your father , and i ca n't expect dixie just to suck it up and move on . you ca n't , either . josh : look , i do n't know how many times or different ways you want me to tell you this . i have no idea where the kid is . del : that is such bull . josh : look , if my dad has some secret that he 's keeping from your sister , he never shared it with me . [ scene_break ] jack : so you just want to let him skate . honey , he could 've killed you . and you just want to look the other way ? erica : jack , the sooner i forget i ever knew greg madden , the better off i 'll be . [ scene_break ] josh : my father is gone . i do n't know where he is . i do n't know when he 's coming back if he 's coming back . i have no idea what he 's done to dixie if anything . all i know is that i am so over my dad and everything related to him that as far as i 'm concerned , i do n't even have a father anymore . [ scene_break ] greg : that little girl , the baby that dixie chose to give away -- she 's happy . she 's with people she 's considered her parents since she could form her first thought . do n't ask me to take her away from the only people that she has ever loved . it 's cruel . it would be selfish . tell me you understand that . [ scene_break ] bianca : you 're a much bigger person than i am . ryan : hmm . i doubt that . bianca : well , you seem to be handling this whole situation with kendall pretty well . ryan : i do n't really have another choice , do i ? i have to . have a little faith . bianca : i should , should n't i ? ryan : mm - hmm . bianca : life is good , a real gift . ryan : and that little guy right in there , my new lucky charm . it 's interesting , because he was supposed to be kendall 's gift to greenlee ; and the way things have worked out , he 's become kendall 's gift to me . i would -- i would love spike no matter who his mother was , but the fact that a part of -- a part of him is kendall and that she gave me this total treasure to share my life with , i look at spike and i guess i -- i finally know what i was born for , thanks to kendall . all kendall . [ in her hospital room , kendall and zach lovingly hug each other . ] [ scene_break ] erica : jack , tell me that you 're going to drop this . tell me that you 'll forget about greg madden . tell me that he 's a thing of the past . jack : he 's a maniac is what he is , erica . god knows what could 've happened to you while you were passed out on that park bench . look , you want me to just forget about this , but i 'm sorry , sweetheart . i love you . i ca n't just forget about this . i 'm going to call derek and have him put an apb out on dr. greg madden . [ scene_break ] tad : dixie , i 'm going to madden 's spa on that island you told me about . now , look , there have got to be records or files , and even if they 're coded , i can break a code . at least i can come back with some kind of clue . dixie : do n't you think he 's covered his tracks ? he knows we know about that place . tad : we are going to find our daughter . what ? what 's wrong ? dixie : nothing . um -- you said `` we . `` thank you for that . [ scene_break ] greg : can you hear me ? hello ? answer me . oh . is this thing working ? hello ? damn it ! where have you gone ? oh . can you hear me ? oh . [ next_on ] babe ( to josh ) : leave now or you eat the next one . julia ( to jamie ) : i guess i do owe you dinner . jamie ( to julia ) : well , what would you like in return ? ryan ( to kendall ) : trust me , you want to let zach take care of this , ok ? j.r. is your worst enemy .
everybody is happy that both kendall and the baby are going to be ok . but ryan makes it clear to bianca that he is sad that kendall has chosen zach . bianca concludes that she can tell that ryan is in love with kendall . somebody has locked greg in a box underground . he hears a voice and pleads that they let him out , reminding him they will never find out where dixie 's baby is if they let him die . tad and dixie discover that somebody has taken all the information that she and zach have uncovered about greg . david tells dixie he will help her and tad does not know what he is doing . she tells david that this is between her and tad because they are kate 's parents . erica finally tells jack what greg did to her . he 's ready to call the cops . but she kind of does not want him to do that .
greenlee : you 're not going to help me ? ryan : it 's too late , greenlee . greenlee : you 're going to let zach get away with this ? he took our child . ryan : i am not going to help you make zach pay for the blackout . it happened almost two years ago . you got to let it go . greenlee : i 'm not going to pretend that what he did was right . it 's wrong , and i ca n't be the only one who thinks that . [ scene_break ] sean : no wonder they invented clip - ons . ava : rites ? i mean , why hassle with it ? you 'll be way more comfortable without it , and it 'll save you time when you undress . so , you 're not promming with little colby . which lucky little hottie gets to spend all night -- or at least part of the night with you ? sean : not you , that 's for sure . [ scene_break ] colby : well ? adam : oh -- you are exquisite . and very grown up . colby : well , maybe you should think about that next time you want to ground me . adam : well , you did n't tell me our dinner and dvd night was formal . colby : it 's not . um -- i 'm sorry , dad , but i changed my mind about the prom . adam : who 's taking you ? colby : this is `` the `` event of high school , ok ? and i should n't shut myself out of it . and i do n't need to trail behind some guy . so i 'm going to go all alone . j.r. : well , do n't tell me i got all dressed up for nothing . [ scene_break ] ryan : you wo n't be able to put zach in prison without any proof , greenlee . greenlee : if you lie -- ryan : no `` if `` about it . it 's a guarantee . greenlee : well , then i 'll find a way to prove that you 've perjured yourself . ryan : and you wo n't be able to . greenlee : you know , you 're running a big risk yourself . you 'll end up in jail . ryan : if it keeps you from ripping spike and kendall 's life apart , it 's worth it . greenlee : god -- unbelievable ! is kendall the only person on this planet that matters ? `` kendall 's life , kendall 's happiness , kendall 's husband ! `` ryan : wow , i am -- i 'm sorry you had to hear that . annie : i 'm not . you 're really willing to risk everything to save kendall 's family ? ryan : damn right . annie : even if it tears our family apart ? [ scene_break ] jamie : hey . ah , trevor 's lucky coin . this is serious . amanda : oh -- ca n't i have a thought to myself ? jamie : all right , but it might help you to actually tell me . amanda : do n't people have lives anymore ? they just creep around watching me , waiting for me to crack ? jamie : will you take it easy ? nobody 's watching you -- amanda : and do n't treat me like i 'm some delicate flower . jamie : ok , you 're steel , but everybody has a breaking point . amanda : look , i 'm fine , ok ? totally great . so you can tell everyone to stop tiptoeing around me . if you ca n't be normal around me , then just back off . agh ! stop ! jamie : there you go . amanda : you jerk . jamie : that used to be normal to us . amanda : we were kids . jamie : very close kids . some things never change , amanda . anytime , i 'm here . amanda : thanks . but for now , i just need to be on my own . too many people asking me how i 'm doing , what 's wrong , and it 's just stuff that i need to work out by myself . [ amanda punches jamie 's arm ] jamie : oh . hmm . [ amanda chuckles ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : too formal ? i could go less . i could go sockless , tieless , shirtless . colby : oh , no , but you 're so sweet . j.r. : night of fun with my sister -- sign me up . adam : it 's the perfect solution . good thinking , j.r . colby : but he 's my brother . adam : but he cares about you . i 'm -- i 'm very impressed . yes , families should operate this way . we take care of each other . we look after each other . j.r. : i just thought it would be fun . colby : no , you just thought that i 'd be walking in all alone looking like a big honking loser . adam : oh , not a chance . j.r. : looking like this , i do n't think you 'd be alone very long . colby : well , we 'll just have to see . adam : hmm . colby : and i love you for caring , though . j.r. : all right , well , have fun . adam : oh , yes . um -- if that punk sean montgomery starts dogging after you -- colby : i can handle sean . adam : well , yes , but just do n't acknowledge his presence . do n't speak to him . that way , you wo n't have to handle him . colby : do n't worry , dad . sean 's dead to me . adam : well , you have a cell phone . if you need it , use it . colby : ok . but i do n't think i 'll have to . you know , maybe you should do dinner together , and dvd night . bye . adam : bye - bye . j.r. : well , is n't it interesting , us operating on the same side ? adam : huh . dream away , mr. martin . you 've already chosen your family . you want validation ? you want strokes ? go see tad and his tribe . j.r. : why the act ? adam : because that 's what colby wanted to hear . j.r. : no . colby does n't want to hear lies . adam : do you actually believe that i consider you a suitable escort for my daughter ? you 're worse than that deviant , sean montgomery . [ scene_break ] ava : stag . ouch . lined up with all the losers , sizing up the couples , waiting for miss colby to come in . see if she 's just as lonely as you are . sean : ah , yes ! oh , i 'm sorry . were you saying something ? ava : hmm . keep the tie , lose the rest of the outfit , and you wo n't be dateless for long . [ sean chuckles ] sean : you 're on my jacket . ava : oh , well , excuse me . gosh , spare a few seconds for a friend , wo n't you ? sean : oh , you 're not a friend . ava : oh , you know i can be anything you want me to be . especially now that you 're camping back here again . sean : no , i 'm not staying here . i just needed a place for the tux delivery . ava : well , with little airhead out of the picture , you know how much fun we can have . sean : take it someplace else . ok ? not interested . [ ava plants the drugs she bought in sean 's jacket ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : ugh ! [ greenlee sighs ] [ knock on door ] greenlee : i 'm not home ! josh : yeah , you are . greenlee : go away ! josh : i was downstairs . i heard a high - pitched sound , like a fire alarm or -- greenlee : yeah , well , look . everything 's under control . josh : are you sure ? you do n't need any help ? greenlee : actually , i do . can you go resurrect your father , greg madden , and have him testify that zach slater stole my life ? [ scene_break ] [ file drawer slams shut ] ryan : greenlee is hysterical right now . you ca n't take anything that she says at all to the bank . annie : you 're willing to lie for zach ? to a grand jury , to a judge -- whoever -- to get zach off ? ryan : yes , but it will not hurt you or emma . annie : it wo n't hurt us ? what , we -- we wo n't care if you go to jail ? ryan : i will not go to jail . annie : you hope . ryan : greenlee will not take it that far , annie . annie : right . right , right . because greenlee never goes over the top , right ? ryan : look , without me testifying , there 's no case . without a case , there 's no trial , so this is over . annie : oh -- `` greenlee `` and `` over `` in the same breath -- does that count as some sort of oxymoron ? ryan : she ca n't hurt us . annie : no , but you know what ? she 's getting an a for trying . or you know , maybe she 's not trying . i do n't know -- after what zach did to her -- ryan : ok , it 's going to be ok . it 's going to be ok . listen to me . listen , listen . you , spike , and emma are my family now , and so that means that zach and kendall are kind of included , too . i ca n't just ignore them . annie : i do n't want you to , but , my god -- everyone in this town is so intertwined -- the history , marriages , relationships . forget six degrees of separation . in pine valley , it 's more like two , or one . ryan : it 's not that bad , annie . annie : ryan , i -- we 've both had so much of our own drama . i thought now finally , together , we -- we could just relax into our perfect life . ryan : we are and we will . annie : no , no , it 's not `` we . `` i thought it was , but it 's not . i thought it was the two of us against all this craziness , but you 're in it as deep as anybody . ryan : if you stay in one place long enough , you know , bonds do form . annie : i know . i know , and it 's not that i 'm jealous . i trust you . ryan : people , friends -- you depend on each other , you do things for each other . annie : and to each other . ryan : it 's not all bad , annie . annie : i know , i just -- after our wedding , i thought that things would be -- ryan : perfect ? annie : well , at least reasonably calm . i thought we could concentrate on us , and -- and spike , and emma . ryan : and then i got arrested for bigamy . annie : yeah , and then every day since has been about somebody else . ryan : it 's not the honeymoon i had in mind , either , annie . i mean , who the hell knew that greenlee would bust back on to the scene ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : do n't tell me to calm down . josh : like i want a wine glass through the heart . life is full of screwed - up surprises , is n't it ? greenlee : hmm . yes , it is . josh : yeah , well , when i was a science experiment growing up with my fake mom and dad , i saw lots of women go through what you 're -- greenlee : ok , if you 're going to tell me that you feel my pain -- josh : no . greenlee : just do n't . josh : there 's no way , greenlee , i could do that . but i get it . wanting to have a baby and not being able to have one ? greenlee : yeah , but i was supposed to . i mean , it was happening . i was going to have a whole bunch -- four , five , ten . zach pulled the plug . josh : sorry does n't even begin to cover it , but i am . greenlee : really ? thanks . that 's really nice . but i 'm still so furious . i mean , i can think of a million things i would want to do to him ! horrible , painful things . josh : that 's not healthy . greenlee : but my baby is supposed to be celebrating his first birthday . i mean , he 's supposed to be toddling around , getting into things . josh : greenlee -- greenlee : knocking things over . josh : you can still be a mother . just because you do n't give birth to a baby does n't mean you love them any less . greenlee : but they would n't be ryan 's . [ scene_break ] annie : maybe i 'm not being fair . ryan : you 're entitled to your feelings , annie . annie : but if my expectations were completely unrealistic -- ryan : the wedding of your dreams and a private , peaceful honeymoon ? annie : a decent life with a wonderful man -- none of which i had the first time around . i just had this dream of starting off our life this wonderful way with you , and now i wake up every morning wondering what the hell greenlee 's going to throw our way . [ scene_break ] opal 's voice : my guess is 10 to 1 , you 've got a bun in the oven . jamie : julia , is that you ? julia : yeah , i 'm home . jamie : hey . tough day at the office ? julia : yeah , well , same old same old , you know -- ivs , meds . jamie : well , kathy made another finger painting today . i think she called it `` rabbit eating spaghetti , `` or something . [ julia chuckles ] jamie : i already called the philadelphia museum of art , so -- julia : oh . where is it ? jamie : sitting room . julia : oh , i got to see this . jamie : well , you look kind of tired . you want something to drink ? julia : ah , yes -- i would love a glass of cool water . jamie : ok , i 'll bring it to you . julia : ok . di : oh . jamie : you 're going to ruin your teeth . di : hmm . ha , ha . i got a splinter refilling the bird feeder . jamie : i can take a look at it for you , if you want . di : uh - uh . it 's ok . i 've got some tweezers in my purse , but i 'll scream if i ca n't get it . come save me . huh . jamie : uh -- di , you forgot your -- [ jamie finds the pregnancy test julia hid and assumes it 's di 's ] julia : huh . oh , this is so great . i 'm going to frame this . jamie : look what i just found . jamie : did di say anything to you ? she grabbed her purse , and she left this behind . she 's -- she 's not trying to get pregnant , is she ? julia : i -- i do n't know . jamie : oh , man . aidan gets back tonight , this is a hell of a welcome home . oh . julia : well , how do you think aidan will react if di is pregnant ? jamie : um -- i 'm just glad that we both know cpr , because god knows what he 's going to do . julia : how would you react if you were aidan ? [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] ava : are you busy ? di : uh , no , come in . ava : you sure ? because i 've got to talk to somebody -- just anybody . di : sure . sounds serious . what -- ava : no , not serious , really . i just hate being blown off . di : by who ? by people ? ava : no , i mean , do n't you just hate it ? i mean , you can be hanging out with a guy or whoever , and then all of a sudden , he 's , like , `` later `` because he thinks he 's too good for you , and he 's totally not . di : ok , that happens to everyone . ava : i mean , you do n't even really have to like the guy . it 's just the shootdown that sucks . and he 'll even let other people talk trash about you . i mean , where do they get off ? di : you know what ? you ca n't let that get to you . i know that 's easy to say . i still remember the first time i let somebody really get to me like that . i wanted to claw that girl 's eyes out . ava : but you called her a slut right back , and you walked happily home , right ? di : actually , she did n't call me a slut . she did n't really have to call me anything . she was this hostess at this restaurant where i was meeting an ex that i really wish i could forget about . and she was standing behind her little podium , dressed way better than i was , especially for this place . and i told her who i was meeting , and she puts this look of pity on her face and slaps on this condescending smile , and says `` oh , of course . `` three words -- that 's all she had to say . and i -- i knew i was -- i was just one in a long line of younger , underdressed dinner companions . at that moment , i had never felt cheaper in my life . ava : the bitch . di : yeah . yeah , she was . i just wanted to walk out of that restaurant -- run out . but i did n't have anywhere else to go . ava , you do . i mean , if i -- god , if i had been able to -- to meet my sister then , you know -- ava : yeah , lily 's the best . di : ok . so there 's something -- something else ? what 's going on ? ava : is there always something else going on ? di : you 're in a pretty good place . the montgomerys are good people . i know it 's hard to trust that , coming from where we 've been . yeah . i bet you have thought about snatching jack 's wallet and running with it about five times , huh ? [ ava chuckles ] di : ok , yeah , do n't do it . bad idea . give him a chance . ava : look , i 'll give people a chance that actually deserve it . but people that spit in my face -- they deserve what they get . jonathan : are you following me ? ava : oh , yeah , because you are so irresistible . di : ava is here to see me . ava : and look , i 'm done talking about turning tricks at b.j . 's , ok ? [ scene_break ] adam : who 's your tailor ? that jacket -- if i did n't know better , i 'd swear you had a spy . j.r. : ah -- sticks and stones . you know , your words are as meaningless as you . must be tough , though . adam : oh ? j.r. : you used to be so powerful . and now , you 're just -- adam : you smug little -- you never have been and never will be the son that i deserved . you 're the worst mistake i ever made . agh ! j.r. : dad ? adam : oh . j.r. : dad ? adam : damn ! [ adam coughs as he pretends to have a heart attack ] j.r. : look , i 'm going to call 911 right now . all right ? i 'm calling 911 . adam : you do care ! `` daddy , daddy , i 'm going to call 911 ! daddy ! `` i thought you were going to cry . you 're a joke . j.r. : yeah . well , prepare to laugh your ass off . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] colby : please -- prom is so much more fun solo , do n't you agree ? girl : i know . second girl : so have you staked out any guys yet , because carter was definitely watching him . colby : ew . girl : he would totally lose amber for you . colby : oh , my gosh , you guys , check this out . look at that waiter . girl : oh . so hot . colby : oh , my goodness . girl : i 'll take whatever he 's serving . colby : oh , honey , you are handsome . girl : uh - uh . colby : oh . girl : let 's go back inside . sean : no , wait , colby , hold up . girl : colby ? colby : i 'll be just a minute . please . sean : thanks . colby : sean , you ca n't ruin tonight , ok ? either you go , or i do . your choice . sean : ok , i 'll go , but just give me two minutes , ok , please . colby : hmm . sean : colby , please , this is -- this -- this really matters . [ scene_break ] ryan : you come first , always . annie : greenlee is unfinished business . ryan : she is finished . she just does n't know it yet . you do n't believe me . annie : i just -- i just wish i felt better about the zach thing . ryan : i do n't follow . annie : well , greenlee aside , what zach did was awful . i mean , how many women -- how many mothers ' and fathers ' lives were messed up because zach wanted to play god with kendall and greenlee ? ryan : wait , you 're on greenlee 's side now ? annie : i understand why she 's so angry , yeah . and why she wanted to get back at zach . huh , i sound -- you know what ? maybe that 's why i 'm such a mess . i 'm sitting here empathizing with the woman who wrecked my wedding and kissed my husband . [ scene_break ] josh : you 'd make a great mom . greenlee : huh . you have n't talked to kendall lately , have you ? josh : well , she has to still love you . she 's just really mad at you right now . look , i still have connections with the new owners of the madden fertility clinics . greenlee : so , what , you 're offering to hook me up ? josh : well , i think any child would be lucky to be with you -- if you could get over this mess with ryan and zach . greenlee : and kendall . josh : well , whatever happened , kendall did what she did for you . greenlee : yes , and kendall ended up with ryan 's baby . me -- bitterness . josh : it was out of kendall 's control . greenlee : well , she 's crazy in love with the man who hurt me . josh : well , we do n't always choose who we fall in love with . sometimes it just happens . greenlee : well , it happened that kendall got everything -- zach , ryan , ryan 's baby . josh : ryan has his own life . greenlee : yeah , it 's an extended family heaven . the laverys and the slaters all connected by spike . josh : kendall did not go after any of this . she did all of this for you , greenlee . she did n't even want that baby until way after you took off . [ greenlee flashes back to the past ] kendall : i 'm -- no . no , no , no . we 're pregnant . [ greenlee gasps ] greenlee : oh , my god ! for real ? kendall : for real , yes . we are , we are . greenlee , ryan -- ryan 's not gone . greenlee : oh . kendall : ryan -- a part of him is safe right here with me . greenlee : oh , kendall -- [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : yay ! kendall : i told you , i told you . i have a baby in here . [ back to the present ] josh : you thought ryan was dead , you wanted a part of him to live on , but he 's still here . greenlee : yeah -- here and happy without me . josh : well , he 's got his own life . greenlee : so , what , i should get one , too ? josh : i did n't say that . greenlee , you have so much going for you . greenlee : oh -- yeah , right . josh : you do . greenlee , you are strong , you 're smart . greenlee : if i 'm so smart , why are n't i happy ? josh : you can be , you will be . you just have to get used to things . greenlee : like ryan being married to another woman , that woman being the mother of his child , kendall being married to the man who prevented me from having ryan 's baby , so she had the baby instead -- the baby she did n't want , the baby that was supposed to be mine . [ scene_break ] ryan : please try not to get caught up in greenlee 's drama , please . annie : oh , how can i not , ryan ? ryan : because this -- this is about greenlee 's need to have control over everything like when she stole -- `` stole , `` which is a crime , too -- stole my sperm so that she could have my baby . annie : you ca n't equate what zach did with that . ryan : ok , um -- i 'm trying to tell you that i know greenlee pretty well , and i know that the worst crime that zach committed against her was just wrecking her plans . annie : well , to have your baby . exactly ! ryan : no , no , that 's not what i 'm saying . i 'm saying that suddenly greenlee was n't in the position to call the shots anymore . annie : no , it 's more than that . i 'm a mother . i understand why -- ryan : do n't , please do n't . do n't let greenlee drive a wedge between us , please . all right , just try to forget this , try to let it out of your mind , please . annie : oh . damn it , you are doing it again . this is n't a monster in the closet , ryan -- greenlee is real . you ca n't just wish her away . [ scene_break ] jamie : if i were aidan and di said she was having a baby -- i do n't know . i would hope that some special -- special ops training would kick in , like how to keep my sanity in an insane situation . julia : having babies is pretty normal . jamie : at this stage in our lives ? hey , you ca n't tell me that they 're actually trying . i do n't even know if di and aidan are really that committed to each other . julia : i think they are . jamie : oh , man , i 'm just glad i am not in aidan 's shoes . we should actually go out so we do n't have to witness the blowup . hmm . [ scene_break ] aidan : well , what do you know ? ava 's up to her old tricks again , huh ? di : hi , no `` missed you a whole bunch , good to see you ? `` just come in and start attacking ava ? aidan : were you soliciting at b.j . 's ? [ ava chuckles ] ava : what a nice way to put it . wow , he really likes you . aidan : just answer the question , all right ? jonathan : she does n't owe you an answer , aidan . you walked in on the middle of something here . you do n't know what 's going on . aidan : i 'm trying to find out . jonathan : well , that 's between ava and me , so stop it . aidan : you do know it was n't lily at ryan 's wedding . jonathan : yeah , yeah , yeah , i know -- ava crashed the wedding and pretended to be lily . we 've all been through that . ava : look , i swear , me and that guy at b.j . 's -- i was n't turning tricks . jonathan : ok . good . aidan : i 'm sorry -- are you just going to buy that , jonny ? di : tsk . jonathan : well , i was there , and were you ? no , that 's right -- you were n't . so , yeah , aidan , i believe her , so stop it . di : yeah -- ok ? let 's go upstairs and do aidan 's homecoming , take two . aidan : right . ava : yeah , you really look like you could use a shower or something -- all that traveling . jonathan : ahem . aidan : i 'll get that . it 's fine . di : no , just grab the rest . [ scene_break ] amanda : what ? i ca n't hear you . j.r. : you need to forget about everything -- stress , work -- just dance everything away . amanda : you want me to dance ? j.r. : well , not alone . i know a rich guy who 's cruising around in the back of a fully loaded limo . amanda : sounds like a lot of guys i know . i 'm not in the mood . j.r. : well , then it 's a good thing i called , because there 's only one thing that can get you out of this mood -- a club in philly that i know that nobody can get into . amanda : except for you ? j.r. : and the lucky lady that will be coming with me . get dressed . amanda : despite what you may be imagining , i am dressed . j.r. : for clubbing . listen , we 'll think of it as an upscale gym . we 'll work it out all night long on the dance floor till dawn . no strings attached . i cross my heart . well ? amanda : i 'm trying to decide if you have a heart . j.r. : oh , come on . we 're not going to see anybody from pine valley that we know . they 're not going to know the big secret that you 're into me . [ scene_break ] sean : look , it 's not like i went after ava , ok ? she slammed into me . colby : what , picked you up , whirled you around , and you were n't in kansas anymore , sean ? sean : look , i do n't care about ava , colby . colby : what , you just lusted after her , and then on top of all that , you had sex with her ? sean : i was n't thinking . colby : not with your head , anyway -- i know . sean : look , it was never about hurting you , ok ? i would never do that . colby : what , never again ? starting now ? because you did hurt me , sean , and it was n't the first time . sean : hey , if your father had stayed out of it , it would be ok . colby : my father is not the one getting porn tms from slut bag ava . sean : look , it was -- it was just a reflex with ava , ok ? it was like putting a -- a steak in front of a hungry dog . colby : yeah , you are a dog . you know , when i saw you tonight , i wanted to leave . now , i want to drown you ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : is it just me , or is it getting hot in here ? amanda : i am not taking this off . j.r. : yet . amanda : how much longer is it to the club ? j.r. : i can ask the driver to take the scenic route . we 've got plenty of time . amanda : who ditched you tonight ? j.r. : no one . amanda : so you usually cruise around town , all dressed up in a limo ? j.r. : no , but maybe i should . it seems to be working . amanda : so who 's the smart girl ? who ditched you ? j.r. : a beautiful blonde . but before it gets weird , it was colby . i was taking her to her prom . amanda : hmm , that 's almost sweet , but you know , i stick with my original observation -- smart girl . who takes her brother to the prom ? j.r. : do n't i get good - guy points ? amanda : no , you know , because bad guys do n't get good - guy points , especially when they 're just trying to get into my pants . j.r. : then tell me how i can make that happen . amanda : you know , as much as i want to see you do a bunch of stupid human tricks , i 'm going to have to pass . j.r. : well , you turned me down on the confusion rooftop and you showed up at my place ready for anything . so tell me how i scored so high then . amanda : you did n't . you were n't calling the shots that night -- i was . i was tired of being used , so i decided it was my turn to do some using . j.r. : oh , you used me good . use me again . i 'd use you in a second . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you and that guy at b.j . 's and all of that cash -- what was going on ? hey . you can trust me . ava : you 're not the only guy that 's ever said that to me . jonathan : well , i mean it . ava , listen , i 'm not -- i 'm not going to go tell anyone else . i 'm not aidan . i know you . [ scene_break ] sean : look , i was an idiot , colby . slap me , kick me , i do n't -- whatever . i do n't care , i deserve it . but do n't take away my one real friend . ok , look , you -- you mean more to me than anyone i 've ever met . and i know that might not mean anything to you , but it 's huge to me . and i just -- i would really appreciate it if you would n't walk out on me , even though i deserve it . you know , i miss what we had . i miss you . [ sean takes off his jacket and puts it over colby 's shoulders ] sean : this ok ? colby : yeah . sean : are we ok ? colby : no , sean , not yet . sean : can we be ? i mean , not -- not right away , but -- maybe , eventually , could we ? colby : you know , i need time , ok ? it 's a lot to -- man : sean montgomery ? sean : officer casey , we 're -- busy . ofc . casey : could be i 'm just in time . sean : see , if there 's trouble , it 's inside . ofc . casey : yeah , right . why do n't you just tell me what you 're trying to sell the lady . sean : uh , we 're talking . ofc . casey : i think you 're dealing . [ scene_break ] julia : so , you and aidan are anti - kids ? jamie : come on , you know i love kids . julia : as long as they 're other people 's , right ? jamie : well , right now , yeah . eventually , i want a whole herd of them . you 'd better give this back to di . julia : well , do n't have to worry about that , since it 's mine . [ scene_break ] annie : you keep saying everything 's fine . greenlee 's just a speed bump in the road of life , ignore her , let you handle it . this is n't beer spilled on the rug , ryan . she thinks and acts all on her own . ryan : right , and i know that a hell of a lot better than anybody else . annie : she -- she 's not leaving until she 's damn good and ready . ryan : and -- and you want to dwell on that ? annie : well , i ca n't ignore it . ryan : you 've said that you want her out of our lives , but you just admitted that i ca n't make that happen , so i was trying to concentrate on other things . i 'm -- are you saying that you want me to testify against zach ? you want me to put him in prison ? annie : no , i did n't say that . ryan : but it sure sounded like you said that when you said you understand where greenlee 's coming from with the clinic and the blackout and zach and everything , keeping in mind that i do know greenlee very well and for a very long time . annie : oh , oh , i know , i know . you 're the expert . ryan : i 'm just saying that prosecuting zach , prosecuting him , putting him in prison is not going to make greenlee happy or satisfied -- it wo n't . nothing he can do will make greenlee happy . that boat sailed a year and a half ago . annie : that 's not what i 'm talking about ! ryan : but it was when you were getting all maternal . annie : about the situation , yes ! excuse me for being human ! ryan : you got to tell me what you want from me , annie , because i do n't know . i 'm not sure . when i try to downplay the whole greenlee thing , i 'm unfeeling , and if i give her my time and my attention , then all of a sudden you 're threatened , and you want her out of our lives . what do you want me to do ? [ scene_break ] josh : are you hungry ? greenlee : no , thank you . it 's -- i 'm not hungry . josh : all right . well , promise me you 'll get some rest . greenlee : ok , i will . hey . thanks . josh : i did n't do anything . greenlee : you did more than you know . [ scene_break ] adam : ah -- it 's not a good time . ava : hey ! poor sean 's about to go down , which means you owe me a lot more . [ scene_break ] ofc . casey : hands on the railing , feet apart . sean : what am i supposedly selling ? ofc . casey : ecstasy . colby : oh , this is wack ! sean : yeah -- see ? told you , your source is -- ofc . casey : jacket ? colby : yeah , knock yourself out . ofc . casey : huh . looks like i could . mr. montgomery , you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . you have a right to an attorney . if you do n't have one , one will be assigned to you by the courts . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , let 's avoid the front door , the bouncers , and the crowd . amanda : oh , you want to go to the back door , huh ? j.r. : mm - hmm . [ approaching them from behind , a couple of guys put while cloths over amanda and j.r. 's faces , muffling their screams ] [ next_on ] man ( wearing black ski mask holds a knife up to j.r. ) : time 's up , chandler -- behave or die . sean ( to the police ) : do what you want with me , i 'm the guilty one , but let her go . annie ( to ryan ) : if greenlee had n't left , you would still be madly in love with her . greenlee knows that . greenlee : spike is mine .
ryan lets greenlee know that he will not help her bring zach down and put into prison . greenlee and annie can not believe their ears . sean gets ready for the prom when ava comes into his bedroom . she asks him what `` little hottie `` will be spending half the night with him . he lets her know that it certainly wo n't be her . colby comes downstairs to model her prom dress for her father when j.r. comes in . colby lets adam know that she is going to the prom . adam immediately wants to know who is taking her . ryan lets annie know that he will risk everything to keep kendall 's family together even if it means destroying his own marriage . amanda lets jamie know that she really needs to be by herself . j.r. offers to take colby to the prom . colby refuses to let j.r. take her to the prom . josh visits greenlee at her apartment and she asks him to resurrect his father to testify for her as to what zach did to her . ryan tries to soothe annie 's ruffled feathers and she tells ryan that he is in this as deep as everyone else . josh pours himself and greenlee a drink and they sit and talk . julia comes home with a brown bag in her hand which she lays on a chair when jamie yells for her . di comes in for a pair of tweezers and knocks the bag onto the floor . jamie picks it up and is surprised at what it contains . with julia standing there , jamie pulls the article out of the bag and finds that it is a pregnancy test . adam has yet another spell with his heart . colby is talking with a couple of her friends when she sees sean comes in . he begs her for just two minutes of her time . jamie thinks that di is trying to get pregnant , unbeknownst to him that julia is the one who thinks that she is pregnant .
amanda : i do . ahem . i do . i do , i totally -- do . jake : you know , i was thinking about it . should i ? and i thought , i will , i do . amanda : ha ! jake : i do . amanda : what are you doing here ? jake : mm . amanda : mm . jake : mm - mm - mm . amanda : well , hello . baby , i thought we were gon na wait until the honeymoon . jake : we are , we are , but i could n't find a belt , and i forgot something else . amanda : mm - hmm . what exactly ? jake : this . amanda : mm . jake : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] opal : holy moly ! when they said love is lovelier the second time around , they were n't kiddin ' . tad : yeah , you see , the groom never had a proper bachelor party the first time around , so we kind of figured he was due for the works . opal : bachelorette shindig . tad : tassels would be awesome . opal : well , i 'll be over at the club setting up for tomorrow if you need me . tad : no , we do n't have a pole , but feel free to use the groom as some kind of dance prop . opal : excuse me . what do you think i 'm doing ? you should be ashamed of yourself ! [ scene_break ] liza : hey . i did n't think you were gon na call . thanks . colby : i want to call a truce . liza : you do ? colby : do n't you ? liza : yeah . yes . i -- i guess i 'm just wondering what brought this on . colby : jake and amanda 's wedding for starters . mom , this should be a happy time for everybody , but the way you and i have been going at it -- happy is the last thing i feel . liza : i know . i know . colby : it 's not just us , though . it 's everybody in this house . everyone 's at each other 's throats . liza : i had a feeling that that would happen when your father left . colby : i hate that he 's gone . sometimes i feel like i 've -- lost him for good . and i do n't want to lose you , too , mom . liza : that is not gon na happen . ok ? i mean , just the sheer fact that you called and i 'm here , that should prove it . colby : i 'm glad you said that , because -- i have one condition on the truce . if we 're gon na start fresh , you have to stop trying to break up me and damon . [ scene_break ] scott : it 's absurd to think that annie is trying to take down chandler enterprises . well , either you issue a retraction or i will sue you for libel and your blog will be history . annie : thank you . scott : yeah . annie : you know , j.r. can sling as much mud as he wants to , but it 's not going to stick . you are the chandler to watch from now on . and with your new nanotech invention , i mean , the whole business world is gon na be -- is gon na be abuzz . i mean , there 's no stopping you , scott . scott : we both know it 's not my invention . annie : everybody thinks that it is . that is all that matters . scott : right . annie : when are you going to learn -- the truth is whatever you need it to be . j.r. : really ? what is she trying to convince you to lie about now ? annie : actually , i was referring to the lie you told the reporter about me . j.r. : nice try . something tells me you two have a lot of secrets going on between you . annie : you seem paranoid , j.r . j.r. : if any of these secrets involve chandler enterprises , they will be exposed . scott : when are you going to accept that you have no power anymore ? j.r. : i 'll get it back . [ cell phone rings ] scott : yeah . i got ta take this . chandler business . j.r. : something 's going on with your new boy toy . and when i find out what it is , he 's history . annie : you just ca n't stand the fact that scott is capable of doing all of the things that you could n't . j.r. : really ? like what ? annie : like not disappointing adam . unlike you , scott actually makes your father proud . j.r. : you know , it 's so obvious that you attack me , because you want to sleep with me . annie : why do i get the feeling you 're talking about yourself ? [ scene_break ] opal : a stripper ? ! are you out of your cotton - pickin ' mind ? tad : she 's not a stripper . opal : no ? tad : no , she is an exotic dancer , and that is what bachelor parties are all about . opal : no , not if the groom - to - be is already married . no . tad : what am i supposed to do with 5 quarts of jell - o ? what do you want us to do -- sit around and play board games ? she promised she would keep , you know , a couple items of clothing on . opal : uh - huh . well , off or on , when amanda finds out that you are behind this , your brother is gon na be looking for a new best man , ok ? tad : all right . guess i can save her for my next wedding . opal : oh ! like that 's ever gon na happen . tad : what do you mean ? is that a shot ? because , you know , it could happen . opal : yeah , i suppose it could happen if you would stop having that son of yours get in the way of having a relationship . tad : damon 's not getting in the way of anything . opal : no ? tad : no . it 's a choice . ok ? and even if he were , i 'm fine being alone right now . [ opal chuckles ] tad : what ? opal : thaddeus martin , you have never been fine being alone . no . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] liza : if you go to new york with him -- colby : well , it was your idea . liza : for the summer . i mean , not permanently . what about school ? colby : if i stay in new york , i 'll transfer credits . nothing 's permanent , and i 'm gon na keep my options open . liza : if you 're gon na be with damon , you 're not gon na have any options . colby : you 're wrong , mom . liza : he wants to steal you away from me like your father did . colby : no , he does n't want to steal me away , mom . he wants to be with me . when are you gon na step back and let me make my own decisions about new york , about school , about damon ? please , mom , i need you to support me . liza : honey , i want to . i 'll try . i will . i will try . colby : thank you . liza : huh . that is some dress over there . who 's the designer ? huh ? colby : me . yes . i -- i 'm taking a textile class at pvu . we 're learning about , you know , fabrics , which fabrics go with different styles . for example , this dress here . you have to make sure you use only silk or else the skirt will completely lose its shape , and the beading right here , you have to make sure it 's sewn a certain way or else it will pull . what ? liza : i think -- i just have n't seen you this excited about anything since you were 6 years old and you wanted to be an astronaut . colby : well , i guess this is a little more realistic . liza : i 'd say so . colby : hey , mom , i was thinking about that fashion designer you know in new york . liza : yeah , the one that you never wanted to meet ? i would love to set up an interview with you . only now i have a condition . colby : mm - hmm . liza : you have to design a dress like this for me to wear . colby : of course . liza : you are good . [ scene_break ] tad : surprise . damon : oh , hey , whoa , what 's up ? tad : what do you mean what 's up ? how many times do i have to tell you ? you 're going to jake 's bachelor party . damon : no , man , that 's not my scene . tad : come on . yes , it is . you 'll love it . there 's gon na be entertainment . musical entertainment . if i can ever find a band . not a bit of luck yet . damon : you do n't need a band , really . you just need a good playlist and a killer sound system . man , i could make you the greatest mix . uh , genghis tron , shrine stalker , howlin ' roadkill . tad : howling what ? opal : ooh , my ears are hurting already . tad : what 's wrong with zeppelin ? you know ? earth , wind , and fire . styx . opal : hey . kenny rogers . you should see him in concert . damon : i 'm pretty sure my speakers would refuse to play . tad : your speakers . see ? i love it . that 's my kid . i knew i could count on you for the gig . damon : did you say `` gig `` ? tad : yeah . damon : do n't say `` gig . `` tad : not good , huh ? it 's ok . i 'm down with that . sweet . damon : i 'll start downloading . tad : `` fierce . `` `` snappin ' . `` `` rad . `` opal : `` rad `` ? tad : kenny rogers . [ scene_break ] [ kiss ] amanda : ok . ok . we have to stop . jake : why do we have to stop ? amanda : because we said . jake : ooh , that 's a stupid thing we did . who 's gon na know ? no one . amanda : i 'm gon na know . come on . mm . i know it sounds crazy , but the first time we got married , we got everything so wrong . i want this to be right . jake : we did n't get everything wrong . it was n't every single -- amanda : not us . but come on . i mean , we had david tied to a chair , we had to rush through everything , and we could n't be with our friends and family when we said `` i do . `` jake : ok . all right . ok . so one more day . now , the wedding day . does that actually begin at the stroke of midnight -- amanda : oh , come on . get out of here . i 'm late to my final fitting . go , go . jake : i 'll see you at the rehearsal . amanda : all right . i wo n't miss it . oh . mm . mm . jake : i ca n't help myself ! amanda : do n't forget to get your hair cut . jake : right . [ door closes ] amanda : [ sighs ] you have to do this . [ scene_break ] colby : oh , i think i forgot my book downstairs . i 'll be right back , ok ? liza : of course . colby : ok . [ door opens and closes ] [ colby 's cell phone rings ] liza : `` girl , you have the guy . good plan using the house while everyone 's at the wedding . make that a reception party that damon wo n't forget . text me tomorrow if you need help with the hook up . damon 's hot . `` she 's gon na sleep with him . the night of the wedding . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ heavy metal music playing ] jake : ok -- tad : it 's about time you got here . jake : i broke an eardrum . tad : damon 's just giving us a sampling of tonight 's music . jake : so you 're gon na play dj ? shrine stalker . damon : ah ! jake : i 'm so down with that . that 's -- that 's not cool to say `` down `` ? wow . whatever . [ doorbell rings ] opal : oh . i 'll get that . jasmine : i 'm looking for tad martin . damon : hi . i 'm tad martin . jake : no , he 's not tad martin . jasmine : are you tad martin ? who are you ? tad : tad martin . hi . jasmine : you hung up on me before we could talk money . tad : jasmine . jasmine : i 'll need half my fee before i perform tonight . jake : when she says the word `` perform , `` what does she mean by the word `` perform `` ? tad : get away from me . look , i 'm sorry , really sorry , but there 's been a change in plans for tonight . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh . dr. price . i told the nurse i wanted to see my mom . i did n't expect her to page you . dr. price : i 'm sorry , but your mother 's not here . annie : what happened ? dr. price : i was going to call you . she was sent back to the institution this morning . i 'm sorry . [ pager beeping ] dr. price : i 'm needed in the e.r . uh -- amanda : no , it 's fine . i 'm fine . thank you for letting me know . dr. price : of course . amanda : [ cries ] oh . i 'm sorry , ruth . hi . how are you ? how long have you been back ? ruth : i just got in . i came straight from the airport to the hospital . i wanted to surprise jake . what are you doing here ? amanda : oh . i just came to visit my mom before the wedding . ruth : jake told us what happened with janet . i 'm sorry you had to go through that . amanda : you know , it 's -- it 's been so upsetting to see her that i 've stayed away , but -- but today i finally felt strong enough . ruth : how did it go ? amanda : it did n't . she was transferred before i even got to see her . ruth : i 'm sorry . amanda : it 's the day before my wedding . and good or bad , she 's my mother , you know . she 's my family and now she 's gone . ruth : you have family , dear . you 're part of ours . and you always will be . [ scene_break ] scott : hi . annie : hi . scott : glad to see j.r. did n't scare you away . annie : no , i think i scared him away . actually , i think you scared him away . i love seeing you two together . it 's so clear how much stronger you are . oh , i love it . and i love that you are not scared to take risks . scott : you mean steal ? annie : palmer 's gone . you have nothing to be ashamed of . scott : yeah . ahem . yeah . sometimes i wake up half - expecting him to be standing over me wagging a finger at me . annie : you did n't hurt him . you were his friend . i mean , you kept him company before he died . scott : the technology belonged to him , annie . annie : if you had n't taken this idea and completely run with it , somebody else would 've , scott . and i know you -- you 'll take the proceeds , you 'll take the profits and you 'll do something good in the world . listen to me . let go of the guilt and embrace your success . you know what you need ? you know what i need ? a break -- from this , from work , from the family drama . let 's take a break . scott : i tried giving you that yesterday by taking you out to lunch . annie : i know , and i loved that , but all the gossip - mongrels ruined it . so let me do this for you . scott : what -- annie : meet me in half an hour . scott : a hotel room . [ scene_break ] a.j . : `` little puppet made of pine , awake , c- , comman - c -- `` j.r. : `` commanded . `` the blue fairy commanded . come on , you know this . a.j . : sorry , daddy . j.r. : no , i 'm sorry . i should never be impatient . that 's a hard word . you know how proud i am of you ? yeah . do n't ever forget it . a.j . : can i go -- can i go out and play on emma 's new swingset ? j.r. : of course , you can . i 'll never make him feel like a disappointment . you chose scott to run chandler to prove a point . that was a mistake . that was a big mistake , and i 'll prove it . [ door closes ] scott : no , no , no , no , no . meet me there . i want to finish this today . yeah . great . all right . i 'll see you there . j.r. : room 423 . [ scene_break ] ruth : i have considered you my daughter from the moment you first married my son . oh , i almost forgot . this belonged to joe 's mother . amanda : jake 's grandma kate ? ruth : mm - hmm . yes . grandma kate would 've loved you , too . we want you to have it . amanda : oh , no , i ca n't . ruth : she 's your grandma kate now , too . amanda : thank you -- mom . ruth : ohh . come on . another hug . amanda : thank you . [ scene_break ] damon : so maybe you could give a little , uh , preview for the groom - to - be here ? opal : excuse me . excuse me . the groom - to - be is gon na be taking this over to the club where we will be hanging decorations for the wedding . tad : but i was just gon na move the coffee table for her -- opal : yeah , eyes front and march . damon : you know , i 'm in charge of music for this thing . maybe we could get together before and , like , tell me what you like . i have a pretty -- pretty extensive , uh , collection . tad : why do n't you go take a cold shower ? like i was telling you , something came up and we decided to change the venue a little bit , make it a little more pg , but , you know , as a way of apologizing , why do n't you come with me ? i 'll give you something for your trouble . damon : no , hey , i can do that . i can -- tad : shut up . you like credit cards ? damon : i 'll see you at the wedding . liza : what about the reception ? oh , right , you 're gon na be too busy having your little sex party with my daughter . damon : when are you gon na face it , liza ? colby does n't have to answer to you . she can do whatever she wants . and i 'm just there to make sure that she has a good time while she does it . liza : who do the hell do you think you are ? damon : i 'm the guy who 's gon na save colby from you . you should just say good- bye to her , liza , because once she gets a taste of freedom , she is never gon na want to come back . liza : ok , you listen to me . you stay the hell away from my daughter . tad : what is wrong with you guys ? calm down . please calm down . would you do me a favor ? go over to the yacht club and stay there till the rehearsal dinner ? liza : ok , you know what ? let go of me . let go of me . tad , you do n't know what he 's planning on doing with my daughter . tad : i 'm sure it 's not half as bad as whatever you think it is . liza : all right , well , the text messages from her friends say differently . tad : you read colby 's text messages ? liza : oh , please do n't get all self - righteous on me , tad . colby wants to move to new york with him . tad : so what ? liza : so what ? tad : so who cares ? it does n't mean she 's gon na do it . when we were kids , how many times did i make big plans and not follow through ? unless an adult got in my way , that 's the only time i pushed back . liza : you did n't push back when my mother got between us . you slept with her . tad , i loved you so much and -- ok . i -- you know what ? i 'm not gon na do this with you again . your son is using my daughter , and if anybody should recognize it , it 's definitely me . i know you do n't want to see that i 'm right . nobody does . but i am . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] annie : just a sec . come in . ooh -- [ scoffs ] j.r. : first of all , we need to talk . annie : what are you doing here ? j.r. : we have some things we have to work out . annie : scott is going to be here soon . you need to leave . j.r. : scott was delayed . annie : what do you want from me ? j.r. : i want you to stop playing games . annie : i did n't do anything . j.r. : you 're rubbing scott in my face . annie : you insisted you do n't give a damn about me , so what do you care ? j.r. : it tortures marissa . annie : it tortures marissa ? j.r. : yeah , the way that you walk around the house , the way that you look at me . annie : what about the way that you look at me ? j.r. : and yet it is so clear . you want me to take you on that bed and make love to you . annie : um , i think that 's what you want to do , actually . j.r. : you all but admitted that you would settle for scott because you want a chandler . annie : i am not `` settling . `` i want scott . scott is kind and generous and does n't treat me like garbage like you do . j.r. : stop . we both know you do n't want scott -- because you still want me . [ scene_break ] opal : scott -- scott : yeah . opal : forgive me . i 'm so embarrassed . i have been meaning to call you and thank you for those flowers . that was very classy . every tuesday since palmer died . i was just very grateful that you were able to be there with him in his final days . scott : how did you know that ? opal : jake told me . jake : jake told me . jake told me . what did jake tell me ? opal : you know -- how scott was always there with palmer when you would go and check in on him . jake : oh , yeah . well , you kept him engaged in life and work . that 's beautiful . that 's what 's important . stuff . scott : see ya . opal : scott , before you go , um -- i 've just been dying to know , you know , about palmer and those last days . i have n't been able to bring myself to ask till now , but -- what did you talk about , the two of you in those -- there in the end ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : go ahead . drink up . it still wo n't change the way you 're feeling . annie : what happened between us will never happen again . j.r. : one loving , devoted partner with my father . did n't work then and it still wo n't . because love and devotion are n't your thing . annie : but lust is , right ? and you know firsthand . i mean , that 's why you 're here taunting me , is n't it ? j.r. : i 've tried to get you to be honest about scott . annie : you be honest . because as much as you claim to love that perfect wife of yours , i know you do n't want her the way that you want me . j.r. : oh , do n't flatter yourself . annie : actually , knowing you , you probably want both of us . marissa as the perfect wife and me as the perfect lover . too bad it 's not gon na happen . j.r. : ok , then prove it . kiss me . kiss me again and tell me that you do n't want me . [ scene_break ] scott : family . he talked a lot about family . he talked about -- bobby , nina , dixie . you . opal : really ? scott : yeah . listen , i would love to stay and talk -- opal : oh , yeah , yeah , i know , you got your meeting , but -- oh , thank you . thank you so much . this really has helped me . all right , go to your meeting . ha ha . jake : ok . got bows for the aisles . aisle bows . opal : been waiting for those . jake : gon na spruce up the joint . thank you so much . yeah . i think everything is perfect . i mean , i 've been through enough -- mom ? opal : hey ! jake : mom ? are you kidding me ? oh , my -- you look beautiful . ruth : yeah ? jake : yeah , your hair 's gorgeous . ruth : well , 2 for 2 . ha ha ha . jake : and where 's dad ? where 's -- ruth : oh , honey , i 'm sorry . he -- he has 2 patients back in florida and they 're critical , and you know your father . but he sends you his love , to you and your beautiful bride . jake : well -- she is beautiful , is n't she ? [ opal laughs ] ruth : opal -- jake : you get embarrassed by these things . opal : oh , you 're too busy hugging your son . [ laughter ] jake : mm . i missed you . amanda : you just saw me . jake : no , i did n't . well , maybe 26 , 27 minutes ago , but -- amanda : that long ? jake : see ? what i 'm saying ? amanda : come here . [ scene_break ] annie : you think you 're so irresistible . what , one kiss ? one look from you , and i 'll just melt ? j.r. : you 're telling me you feel nothing . annie : you kissed me the other day . nothing . j.r. : liar . annie : i can resist now because i have something better . j.r. : kiss me . prove it was nothing . prove that scott 's twice the man that i am . annie : you are the one who is married . j.r. : ca n't do it , can you ? because you know if you do , you 're not gon na be able to stop yourself . annie : [ scoffs ] like hell . [ breathing heavily ] j.r. : no . this does n't go any further . annie : you son of a bitch . j.r. : you would n't have stopped . annie : get out . j.r. : no , not until you admit that you 're settling for scott . annie : go . leave me alone . go back to your perfect , little wife . i wonder how marissa would feel about this little test . j.r. : you shut up about my wife . annie : go . go , or i will call the police and swear that you tried to rape me . please . please . go . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] colby : i was starting to think you abandoned me . hi . damon : why would you think that ? colby : ha . i , uh , thought you were my mom . damon : oh . really ? do i look like her ? i 'll try not to be insulted by that . colby : ha . we actually -- we had a civilized moment . she saw some of my design sketches . acted like she wanted to see more . i went and got them , came back , and -- now she 's -- well , she 's gone . i am so sick of every person checking out on me . damon : she did n't check out . she came over to tad 's . colby : why ? damon : she saw some texts on your phone -- about tomorrow night . colby : oh , my god . damon : yeah . she freaked out . said there was no way she 'd let us be together tomorrow , and definitely not in new york . colby : i knew she 'd never back off . damon : she practically accused me of trying to steal you away from her . colby : well , she used to always accuse my dad of that , and then she did the exact same thing . we were on the run for years . i used to look out my window when i was a little girl and just wish i could go home . damon : i used to do the same thing , except i would wish that someone would take me away from my home . with my dad , i just never felt like i belonged . colby : when i 'm with you , i do n't need to look out my window anymore . damon : me neither . [ scene_break ] jake : nice . ruth : is there any chance i could sit on the bride 's side ? i 'd like amanda to know that she is n't alone . opal : she is so lucky to have a mama - in - law like you . you know that ? ruth : i 'm -- i 'm the one who 's lucky . tad : i always said that about you . ruth : oh . oh , honey . tad : mom . ruth : ohh . i needed that . tad : must 've been a rough flight . ruth : oh -- opal : you are terrible ! i 've got ta go call krystal . ruth : opal loves it . tad : so do i . opal : i 'm leaving you to him . tad : honestly . mm - hmm . ruth : oh , ok . all right . well , how -- how is krystal ? tad : krystal is kinda nuts ever since she bought bj 's . ruth : and the girls ? tad : growing like weeds . although i got ta tell you , it 's not real if you and dad are n't around to witness it . ruth : oh , do n't -- i do n't wan na even think about that . um , how -- how is -- how are things with liza ? you still going strong ? hmm ? the two of you ? tad : you must be thirsty after your flight . let me get you something . [ scene_break ] liza : hi . jasmine : were n't you just at that guy 's house ? liza : yes , i was . jasmine : did tad give you my number ? liza : no , actually , i googled you . i figured since he had to cancel at the last minute , that you might be free . jasmine : free for what ? liza : you know the -- the youngest of the three guys that you saw at tad 's ? jasmine : dark hair , bedroom eyes ? liza : yep , that is the one . jasmine : what about him ? liza : well , he 's gon na be at the bachelor party tonight , and i was hoping that you would take care of him . jasmine : `` take care `` how ? liza : what i 'd like you to do is actually lure him out very discreetly and get him into bed . jasmine : fyi , i 'm not a hooker . liza : i 'm not asking you to seal the deal . i 'm just asking you to keep him there long enough for my daughter to show up , and there 's $ 1,000 in it for you . jasmine : so `` bedroom eyes `` is your daughter 's boyfriend , and you do n't like him . liza : are you interested or not ? jasmine : let me think about it . liza : ok , well , it is tonight or never . [ scene_break ] opal : oh , hello there . how are you , pastor stanley ? pastor stanley : are the bride and groom ready to rehearse ? opal : oh , they sure are . they 're ri -- they 're -- oh , where the devil have they gone ? why do n't you just take a load off , padre ? i 'll go find out . where the devil are jake and amanda ? now , they promised no shenanigans before the wedding . [ scene_break ] amanda : mm . mm . we dec -- we decided to wait until the wedding to make this time special . jake : you are special . jake : hi . wan na join us ? amanda : jake . jake : i mean sit with us ? i mean stand with us ? j.r. : uh , i 'm sorry to stare . i was -- amanda : are -- are you ok , j.r. ? j.r. : yeah , i 'm fine . great . jake : so -- adam . how 's he doing ? is he missing pine valley ? j.r. : uh , not that he mentioned . amanda : so i guess that means he and brooke are -- j.r. : better than ever . jake : wow . those two . who would 've thought ? that 's -- that 's great . j.r. : yeah . i guess you ca n't help who you fall for . i heard you two are tying the knot again . congrats . jake : thanks . you should try it sometime . j.r. : yeah . [ cell phone rings ] j.r. : [ sighs ] hey . you finished your last final . that 's great . that 's great . ha ha . me ? i 'm -- i 'm at work . i wo n't be too much longer . we can celebrate tomorrow . yeah . i love you , too . ok . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . i 'm sorry i could n't get here sooner , but i had to -- what 's wrong ? annie : i had planned this whole romantic evening for the two of us , and then j.r. showed up and ruined it . scott : what happened , annie ? annie : oh , not that . not that . i kicked him out . scott : smart move . annie : i really wanted this , our -- our first time together to be special . scott : come on . let 's go home . ok ? annie : that 's not my home , scott . j.r. 's gon na do whatever it takes to get me kicked out of there . scott : that is not gon na happen . annie : you wan na bet ? scott : yeah , because you 're moving in with me . annie : what ? you mean that ? scott : little by little , i am learning the chandler way of taking what i want when i want . and i want you , annie . [ scene_break ] ruth : what 's the story with liza ? opal : you have n't told her ? oh , please . honestly . tad : we broke up . ruth : what happened ? tad : damon . in so many words . and before we get into it , mom , who cares ? i remember way back in the day , you know , you wanted nothing more than for me to stay away from liza . ruth : that 's true , but -- well , you two have been in and out of each other 's lives for so long , and i thought , well , maybe there 's something there , something that -- well , you shared that was -- tad : mom . i would like to introduce -- my son . damon . your -- ruth : grandson . oh . ohh . joe and i could n't be happier to have you be a part of our family . damon : thanks . grandma . [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] liza : did you make a decision ? jasmine : i 'll take the job . liza : i was hoping you were gon na say that . let me call you back with details . yeah . tad : thank you for coming . it means a lot to my family -- and to me .
jake and amanda are at home kissing while she models her wedding veil . tad is on the phone at home when opal walks in from her shopping spree . liza pays colby a visit . scott is on the phone in the living room of the chandler mansion when annie comes in and begins to offer him encouragement about what a good job that he is doing at chandler . j.r. barges in and confronts annie about the lies she 's telling him . opal reprimands tad for getting a stripper for jake 's bachelor party . liza and colby discuss liza setting up an interview for colby with a dress designer in new york . liza asks colby to design her a dress for jake 's wedding . amanda backs off from jake and making love to him before the wedding . amanda decides to go and pay janet a visit at the hospital where she gets devastating news that her mom has already been transferred without her getting to say good - bye . amanda seeks comfort from jake 's mother , ruth . annie and scott kiss . annie tells scott that she wants to do something for him . they make plans for later . j.r. and a.j . read a story together . scott is on the phone and leaves the note on the desk as he gets his jacket and leaves . j.r. finds the note . amanda gets a present from jake 's grandmother , kate . liza and colby arrive at tad 's . damon and liza argue over colby and his not being good enough for her . when tad interrupts them , liza reminds him of his sleeping with her mother , marian . annie hears a knock on the door and thinking that it is scott , drops her robe . j.r. is surprised to see annie naked . annie orders j.r. to leave , but he refuses until he gets a kiss from annie . annie finally decides to give j.r. a kiss and tells him that it means nothing until he pulls her toward him and kisses her again . when annie gives in to the kiss , j.r. suddenly pulls away and tells her that this is wrong . annie orders j.r. to leave . at the yacht club , opal asks scott what he and palmer talked about before his death . liza makes plans with a stripper to seduce damon so that colby would find him in bed with another woman .
kendall : i did it , zach . with griffin 's help , but i did it . i got justice for all of us . the man who killed you can not hurt anyone ever again . i 'm ready . i am ready to move on and move forward , and i am going to build miranda centers all over the world for you -- with griffin 's help , too . i mean , he can be a total pain in the ass , but there 's no one i trust more . griffin 's voice : i said i 'd be there for you , and i will . it takes a lot of courage doing what you 're doing . kendall : you know us kane women -- we 're tough . do not mess with us or the people that we love . [ scene_break ] greenlee : wait ! ryan : what ? greenlee : wait . it has to stay there . ryan : what 's wrong with where it was ? greenlee : everything , apparently . ryan : but it 's , like , totally in the way there . greenlee : yeah , but if it 's there , it gives the free flow of energy that maximizes our potential for love and happiness . feng shui . ryan : look , if moving furniture around was the answer , greenlee , all we 'd have to do is rearrange everybody 's living rooms and the world would be at peace , right ? greenlee : could we just try it ? ryan : moving a chair around is not gon na help us , greenlee . greenlee : with emma at denise 's tonight , i thought that we could have dinner together . does that sound good ? ryan : yeah , that sounds great . sounds good . what about this one ? greenlee : southwest corner for sure . ryan : ok . greenlee : ahem . ryan : no , greenlee , this is south over here . right here . greenlee : is this how it 's gon na be ? everything is an argument , even a stupid chair ? [ scene_break ] griffin : it 's in the past , cara . you know that . as long as it stays there -- cara : and what if it did n't ? griffin : oh , no , cara . caracita . cara : no , we did n't -- we were interrupted . god , i wanted to . i wanted so badly to be with jake . what kind of person am i ? griffin : the kind that respects the house , keeps her promise . jake 's married . you 're married to his brother . [ scene_break ] jake 's voice : you love your wife . you love your family . amanda and trevor -- that 's what 's real . that 's your life . that 's your future . cara is the past . she is the past . she is the past . tad : that 's a nice clip . what are you running from ? jake : i 'm not running from anything . i 'm just running . what 's got you out here ? tad : just stuff . jake : yeah ? tad : yeah . i got another lap to do . jake : yeah . getting yourself in shape for cara ? tad : no . just getting in shape for dinner -- as in no cardio , no cheeseburger when i get back . jake : it 's ok . everybody can see it . tad : see what ? jake : you do n't have to pretend you 're not exited to go home to your make- believe wife . except she 's not just a wife on paper anymore , right ? she 's someone you 're having real feelings for ? tad : why should n't i want to get home to my pretend wife ? she 's adorable -- the energy , the smile , the tamales , the bad singing . what 's not to want to get home to ? jake : that 's not what i 'm talking about . tad : no , i guess it 's not . the interesting thing is , why are you talking ? i mean , you have n't said two words to me all week , and all of a sudden you want to talk about my feelings ? you 're mr . touchy - feely ? that 's a heck of a change- up , do n't you think ? as a doctor , you should know . you should get that looked at . jake : really ? ok . i will . tad : and i 'll finish my exercise . jake : good . you want to know who sees it ? jesse sees it -- tad : jesse ? what 's jesse got to do with anything ? he 's so crazy about angie , he thinks everybody should be in love with his wife . and why should n't i care about cara ? that 's the point . she 's not some random chick i picked up to save from a couple of drug dealers , ok ? i did it because she 's important to you -- jake : this is a non - answer . you 're not the guy that talks about her ad nauseam ? she 's so good with the girls ? i was just asking you a question , ok , from my heart . that 's it . forget it . tad : ok , fine . you want an answer ? how about this . you 're right . you are 100 % absolutely right . now you happy , jake ? you satisfied ? somewhere between picking up her dry cleaning and the horror movie marathons , things changed for me . it 's no longer a marriage of convenience . i admit it . i have some serious feelings for your ex - wife . [ scene_break ] cara : if anyone is to blame for what happened , it was me . griffin : and jake . cara : i was crazed , ok ? i could n't get any information . i did n't know if you were dead or alive . i was ready to go to afghanistan to find you myself . and he was here , and he was trying to help , and he was -- griffin : right . so one thing led to another ? ok , you were freaked out . you thought i was dead . and if jake took advantage of you -- cara : that 's not what happened , griff , ok ? and we promised we 're not gon na go there again . griffin : cara , pine valley 's a pretty small town . you 're both doctors . you 're in the same family , the same orbit . do you really think you can live this close to each other and not give in to how you feel ? cara : it 's not gon na happen again , ok ? it was a huge wake - up call . griffin : messing with jake could get you deported . it could cost you your life . you do n't get a bigger wake - up call than that . [ scene_break ] jake : does cara know about this ? tad : jake , come on . i can barely admit it to myself . what the hell am i gon na say to cara ? the whole thing just kind of hit me out of nowhere , so -- jake : love can do that to you . tad : yeah , it can . i did n't go looking for it . you believe me , right ? you have to . i 'm no fool . i know what i had with dixie . that kind of thing is one in a million . lightning does n't strike twice . for the longest time i 've had a hard time believing that i deserved another chance . but you asked , so here it is . if i thought i had a chance -- and i 'm talking one in a million -- with cara , i 'd take it . but -- if we 're putting it all out there , to be honest , my feelings for your ex - wife do n't really matter here . yours do . so now you answer the question . things are n't over between you and cara , are they ? [ scene_break ] cara : i know jake 's got a family . i know there 's a price on my head in mexico . it was a mistake , ok ? it was just one time . griffin : maybe you and jake miss that rush of the battle zone , the danger , the crazy action . cara : no , that 's not true . griffin : what happens when you go back to the hospital , cara ? cara : i have n't made that decision . griffin : and when you do ? cara : i can handle being around jake . griffin : you 're both doctors . you 're gon na be working side - by - side with long hours , intense cases , crazy drama . what -- cara : it 's under control . and you know what ? whatever did or did n't happen between jake and me , at least i let myself feel something . no , even if it was wrong , i 'm not like you . i 'm not hiding behind my profession ! griffin : i 'm not hiding . cara : why is it easier for you to save the world than take one risk and save yourself ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you can put the chair wherever you want . you can put it on the balcony , for all i care . greenlee : it 's not just the chair . it 's everything . i feel alone , even when we 're in the same room together . we used to finish each other 's sentences , and now we barely talk . and every time i do say something , i feel like it 's the wrong thing . ryan : so do i . the wedding ? i thought us getting remarried right away -- i thought that would make you happy . greenlee : how can i say `` i do `` ? when we 're in a room together , i can almost hear you thinking , `` how could you ? `` ryan : i ca n't just turn off the grief -- greenlee : i do n't expect you to . ryan : or just forget about the fact that you lied to me about the baby . greenlee : i just want a night , one night , to remind you why you fell in love with me , why we 're together , and what we have together . ryan : i have n't forgotten why i fell in love with you . spike : daddy ! ryan : hey . greenlee : i did n't know you were stopping by . kendall : well , it was a spur - of - the - moment thing . ian 's with a friend , so it was just spike and me , and i figured , why not ? ryan : we 're glad you came by . look , spike . i got all your favorite toys out . go have fun . kendall : there 's been so much going on . i wanted the boys to focus on family -- and me , too . greenlee : i was just telling ryan how important family is . kendall : if you guys have something going on , we can totally leave -- ryan : we were just planning , like , a quiet night at home . greenlee : yeah . i was just gon na grab some dinner from confusion . give me your order , and i 'll tack it on to the order . kendall : ok . that sounds great . he is a mac and cheese boy , and i 'll have whatever you 're having . greenlee : great . i guess i 'll go get the food . kendall : ok . so ? what 's going on ? ryan : nothing . kendall : really ? i get the distinct impression that i have spoiled greenlee 's plans . ryan : like i said , we were planning a quiet night at home , but family just makes it better . it 's no big deal . hey , can i help you ? what are you building ? kendall : ok . speaking of family , then when are you guys planning your big wedding ? ryan : um , well , we 're not . [ scene_break ] cara : get back here . look , i just want you to be happy , ok , and kendall makes you happy . griffin : you safe makes me happy . cara : i 'm safe , ok , so stop avoiding the best thing that 's ever happened to you . griffin : i 'm not . cara : you 're the bravest guy i know , all right ? but when it comes to love -- griffin : i 'm being smart , which is what i need you to be . you married a great guy . cara : you do n't have to convince me of that . i know he 's amazing . i adore tad . griffin : i 'm worried about you . cara : you spent your whole life being worried about me . why do n't you start worrying about yourself ? cara : when i thought that you , you know -- i ca n't imagine my life without you . just promise me that you 're gon na stay here , that you 're gon na stay right here in pine valley , please . griffin : be careful what you wish for . because if i stay , if i stay , there is no way that i am going to let you risk your happiness or your life . [ scene_break ] jake : i 'm gon na get going . tad : no , you do n't . you started this conversation , you 're gon na finish it . ok ? we should talk more . this is good . this is productive . jake : oh , really ? i liked it the way it 's been . tad : i do n't . i like this -- jake : i honestly want to keep my heart rate up -- tad : jake , come on . give me a break , ok ? you owe me . it 's a pretty big gorilla i just threw in the corner of the room . jake : i owe you ? tad : yeah . we 're both in a tough situation here . you do n't think i know what you 're feeling , how hard it is for you ? i know what your first true love cost you . i know what that 's like . even if you have to move on in life , that 's a part of your soul . you know ? there 's still the thing . jake : there 's no thing . tad : are you sure ? jake : for the record , there is no -- tad : it 's not about you . it 's not a judgment call , ok ? it 's about me . i just -- i do n't want to be any more of an idiot than i have to . i do n't want to run around thinking i got a chance with cara if you 're still -- jake : look , i 'm committed to my wife . i 'm committed to my wife , and i 'm committed to my kid , ok ? and cara is an amazing woman , but that 's the past . it 's over . it 's been over for a long time . tad : you sure ? jake : yeah , i 'm sure . i 'm sure . and if you 're happy , and she 's happy , and you 're happy together , then i 'm happy for you . tad : you 're sure ? jake : yeah , sure . so you 're welcome . you 're welcome . tad : this -- this touchy - feely thing is n't that bad , you know ? should i bring it in ? man hug ? ooh . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . greenlee : hey . jack : good to see you . greenlee : what , are you eating alone ? where 's erica ? jack : no , no , no . i had a client meeting , but they canceled at the last minute . so -- greenlee : oh . well , how is erica doing ? jack : i think she 's getting back on track in her own unique way . thanks for asking . so how are things with you and ryan ? greenlee : we 're working on it . i 'm here to pick up dinner . we 're just gon na have a nice family night in . jack : nice . greenlee : yeah . i 'm trying so hard to make it work . if i could just remind him how much we love each other and how lucky we are to finally be together . if we could just get past the sadness and the guilt and the blame and -- tell me the truth . am i turning into my mother ? jack : are you turning into your mother ? no , greenlee . fortunately , you are nothing like your mother . i mean , yeah , sometimes you try to control things too much , and you 're a little too much about greenlee sometimes , but -- greenlee : you could n't have lied just to make me feel better ? jack : ha ha . you are not your mother , ok ? hey , when was the last time you were banned from france for life like mary ? come on . please . greenlee : this is why i love talking to you . you tell me the truth , and you can still manage to make me feel better . jack : what a very sweet thing to say . thank you . i love you . and i 've come to realize that when you want something badly enough , you do n't have a problem shoving the boundaries a little bit . but you know what ? i do n't blame you for that at all . greenlee : maybe you should . jack : no . i think i blame me . greenlee : blame you ? jack : greenlee , if i had been in your life to tell you when you were growing up how bright you were , how beautiful , how much you were loved , i think maybe you would n't feel like you had to keep such a vise grip on people to keep them close . greenlee : i do try too hard , do n't i ? and it always blows up . jack : not always . you know , the combination of patience and beauty seems to me to be a very rare one -- at least with the women in my life -- but you can always learn a new skill . greenlee : well , i thought i was being patient when i postponed my wedding again . maybe i just made the biggest mistake of my life . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , we 've been having a tough time lately . you know that . and so when she decided that she wants to take it slow , part of me was actually relieved . kendall : hey , spiky , can you run to the fridge and go grab a juice box ? could you do that ? all right . all right , ryan , listen to me . you and greenlee -- you guys can not keep doing this to each other . either you want to work it out or you do n't . ryan : she lied to me , kendall . she lied to me . i mean , i may never have found out that madison 's child was mine , and now that little girl 's gone . how am i supposed to get past that ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know . but if you ca n't , then you 've got to walk away . you owe it at least to yourself and to greenlee . ryan : i got a bag of new dvds for spike . just tell him i 'll be back as soon as i can , ok ? kendall : where you going ? ryan : i got something i got to do . kendall : ok . i 'll be here . [ knock on door ] kendall : did you forget your keys or something ? thank god i 'm here . [ scene_break ] cara : here . i ca n't wear this anymore . because every time i see it , every time i touch it , it reminds me of what we had . so please take it . please ? [ scene_break ] tad : oh . uh -- cara : sorry . tad : no . i was just wondering what that chart ever did to you . cara : you really do n't want to know . tad : wow . i guess it might be the wrong moment to give you a surprise . cara : i need to tell you something about jake and me . tad : looks like maybe you should call it a day , we can go home , you can tell me there . cara : no , i want to tell you here , right where it happened . tad : where what happened ? cara : uh , the night that i thought -- the night that i thought my brother had been killed , i was upset , and jake found me here . tad : i know . i mean , you were together when i walked in . so ? cara : um , i was -- i was a wreck . i thought my brother had been killed . i was upset , and jake was there . he was trying to keep me -- i wanted to leave pine valley , go find my brother , and he was -- he was trying to comfort me . we -- tad : ok . cara : we did n't do that , though . i just ca n't lie to you , tad , not after everything you 've done for me . and we do n't want to hurt anyone . and i know jake . i know how much he loves you . tad : i do , too . cara : and i think you 're amazing . tad : you and jake -- i understand if the two of you decide what -- cara : you know , he belongs with amanda . i 'm happy with you , if you 'll still have me . [ scene_break ] kendall : i am so glad that you 're here . what , are you a mind reader or something ? i 'm so happy to see you . griffin : i did n't -- kendall : it does n't matter . i do n't care . i 'm so excited to see the specs . griffin : specs ? kendall : yeah , for the miranda center clinic . see , this is exactly why i wanted to work with you . you do n't waste any time . all right . so let 's talk about it . let 's go . i 'm ready . griffin : i did n't bring the specs . i did n't know you were gon na be here . i -- kendall : oh . you did n't ? ok . so did you come to see ryan ? griffin : no . greenlee . kendall : greenlee ? griffin : mm - hmm . kendall : well , she 's not here . griffin : ok . uh , would you tell her i came by , because i need to talk to her . kendall : no , you ca n't leave . i mean , do n't you want to give greenlee a message ? griffin : yeah . i want to talk to her about the drug - stealing charges . i wanted to see if she could use her pull as owner of the hospital to get them dropped . kendall : i thought tad was working on that . griffin : tad 's helped the castillos enough , ok ? i wanted to do this on my own , so i did n't have to burden him any more . kendall : it 's called friendship . griffin : i 'm a lousy friend . kendall : why ? honestly , go ahead . griffin : would you just tell greenlee i came by ? kendall : would you stop ? why do you always do this ? why do you push everyone away ? [ scene_break ] jack : sweetheart , just do n't second - guess yourself . your mother mary is selfish and impatient and controlling , and it does nothing but make her miserable . greenlee : yeah , and everyone else around her . jack : amen . besides , who 's to say you 're not more like the old man ? greenlee : i will never have your patience . no , i want to be happy with ryan again . i do , but i ca n't just sit by and wait for him to realize how much i love him . that 's not me , dad . it never will be . i ca n't just wait around . i ca n't wait for that to happen . i -- i have to make it happen . ryan : hey . jack : hi . that was a little spooky . greenlee : what are you doing here ? ryan : i wanted to talk to you , unless i 'm interrupting something -- jack : not at all . i 'm just on my way out . good to see you . and you -- [ whispers indistinctly ] greenlee : is it good news or bad ? [ scene_break ] tad : here . cara : what is this ? tad : you 're kidding . i 'm gon na freak if you 're telling me you do n't know what that is . no , it 's just -- it belonged to my old man . i used to steal it out of his bag when he came home . he always got really upset with me . cara : oh , my god . this is your father 's . no , i ca n't take this . tad : i want you to have it . cara : really , i made a mess of things . tad : no , you did n't , cara . you did the right thing . you told the truth . you were honest when you knew it would hurt . that was pretty impressive . i understand that you and jake have history . cara : it does n't excuse -- tad : but i also know i am so proud , so proud to have you as a wife . whatever terms i can get , you know ? i just want what 's best for you , no matter what that is . cara : i want to make things right . i 'm not going back to the hospital . tad : no -- yeah . cara : no , jake is there . so -- tad : so are about 600 other people , and a lot of them are people that you can help , people like mackenzie . you 're nothing if not a damn good doctor , and i should know , because i 've been surrounded by them my whole life . you make the impossible possible . not to mention the fact you thrive on a level of stress that would just make my head explode . with all due respect , doc -- time for you to go back to the hospital , where you belong . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to go off on you like that . i thought that we 've reached an understanding and things were better . griffin : we 're good , kendall . kendall : no , we 're not . griff , you and i -- we fought ricky together . we were a team . we made it work together . i had your back , you had mine . i learned to trust you , and i thought that you trusted me . griffin : i do trust you . kendall : then why wo n't you tell me what 's really going on , why you ca n't wait to leave town ? griffin : when i take something on , i 'm all in or nothing . i take full responsibility and the consequences . otherwise , i get the hell out . kendall : all right . that 's why you 're a good doctor . that 's exactly why zach hired you to expand the miranda center . but what about your life ? what about the people who care about you ? what about your sister ? griffin : cara has made it clear to me that she can survive on her own . you do n't need me to make zach 's vision come true . kendall : you were a part of the expansion from the beginning . griffin : i will keep my word , and i will do what i can to help . but once these charges are dropped , that i 'm cleared , and i can leave town , i 'm out of here . kendall : it 's that easy , huh ? griffin : a clean break is best for both of us . i 'll get you those specs . kendall : i 'll tell greenlee you stopped by . [ scene_break ] greenlee : for us ? ryan : yeah . unless , of course , you 'd rather do the takeout ? greenlee : no . it 's great . it 's just -- what about spike and kendall ? ryan : i just thought that we needed a little time alone to figure out things , figure out where we are , what we 're doing , whether we 're gon na make it work or -- greenlee : i do n't want to hear the alternative . ryan : ok . greenlee : it 's been a while , you know , us like this . it 's nice to be talking to each other like this . like , not at each other , but to each other . maybe it 's the wine . ryan : it 's not the wine . greenlee : there 's something i 'd like to discuss with you . ryan : ok . anything . greenlee : i 'd like to rethink postponing the wedding . ryan : but that was your idea to begin with . greenlee : i know , but that was because it did n't feel right . ryan : why did n't it feel right ? because i was the one who suggested it ? you want to be in control of when , where , how ? greenlee : no , i 'm not some control freak . ok , maybe i am , but not about this . ryan : then what 's this about ? i do n't -- i 'm also just a little bit confused . do you want me to sweep you off your feet right now and go get married ? is this , like , some kind of a test or something ? are you gon na change your mind again ? greenlee : it 's not a test . this is coming out all wrong . waiter : are you ready to order ? ryan : no . greenlee : yes . [ scene_break ] cara : hi . i 'm ready to start my shift , unless you have an objection ? jake : you sure about that ? tad : yep . she is . cara : i -- i just told tad . tad : so i guess now we got that settled ? and we know that your hospital ca n't do without her . cara : when do i start ? jake : tonight . cara : perfect . jake : great . go home , get your stuff , and then report back here . cara : ok . actually , um , i have everything i need right here . jake : is that my father 's ? tad : it is . cara : i 'm gon na take really good care of it . jake : i 'm sure you will . tad : so i guess i 'll wait up ? cara : it could be late . tad : some things are worth staying up late for . cara : thanks . ok . jake : all right . cara : i 'm just gon na get my scrubs on . jake : cara ? cara : yeah , chief of staff , sir ? jake : um , i think that there 's probably something that we need to do . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 've barely touched your plate . ryan : i 'm just not very hungry . greenlee : look , i 'm sorry about the wedding thing . all i wanted to do -- ryan : we 're not ready , greenlee . greenlee : i am . ryan : i 'm not . are you gon na eat that ? i 'll take care of the check . [ cell phone rings ] greenlee : hi , dad . jack : hi , sweetheart . listen , i 'm just checking in . so how 's it going ? greenlee : not good . but i 'm not gon na give up . jack : hey . sounds to me like maybe you 're trying that patience thing we talked about , huh ? greenlee : i 'm trying . but i 'm gon na fight for ryan until i know we are the way we can be . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know what ? you are gon na be spending lots and lots of time with your daddy this summer . ok ? spike : ok . kendall : all right . why do n't you go and put your stuff over there , and then we can have some ice cream . spike : what 's that ? kendall : this is something i 'm working on with dr. castillo . yeah . who needs griffin , you know ? zach and i started this ourselves . i will figure this out without him , though it would n't be terrible if he told me exactly how we 're gon na do this . maybe i 'll call him . hi ! what you want ? spike : can i get two scoops ? kendall : two scoops ? i do n't know . you know what ? you can have three ! you can have three scoops ! do you want four ? you want four scoops , huh ? you want five ? you want 20 scoops ? [ spike laughs as kendall tickles him ] [ scene_break ] griffin : everything ok ? tad : yeah . thanks , man . bartender : you 're welcome . griffin : you and cara ? tad : peachy . i know you 've been talking about leaving pine valley once the charges are dropped . but for what it 's worth , i kind of was hoping you 'd stick around . i mean , especially now that cara 's going back to work at the hospital . come to think of it , pvh could probably use both castillos right about now . [ scene_break ] jake : i guess it 's time to put the past in the past . cara : another time , another place . jake : i think this is when i say , `` we 'll always have the sudan . `` cara : we will . jake : you want to do the honors ? cara : let 's do it together . jake : ok . ahem . that 's that , then . cara : yeah . [ cell phone chirps ] cara : excuse me . [ cell phone chirps ] cara : oh . it 's pediatrics . jake : it 's the e.r . cara : ok . excuse me .
kendall looks at a pic of herself with zach and the boys . kendall lets zach know that she got justice for his death . kendall remembers a conversation that she had had with griffin about working for the miranda center and taking the centers worldwide . greenlee redecorates the living room in order to give her and ryan more room to settle their differences . at the community center , cara lets griffin know about the closeness that she and jake had shared until tad had interrupted . jake takes his morning run , but his mind is centered on cara . tad catches up to jake . tad asks jake what is he running away from . jake realizes that tad has feelings for cara and confronts him about it . tad confesses that he has feelings for cara . tad also realizes that jake 's feelings for cara are n't over . greenlee suggests that they have dinner in just the two of them . kendall and spike interrupt . greenlee is quite put out when kendall is invited to share dinner with them . after greenlee leaves to get dinner , kendall asks ryan what is going on between him and greenlee . ryan reminds kendall how greenlee had lied to him about madison having his baby . jake lets tad know that he is completely committed to amanda . greenlee meets up with jack at the confusion bar . greenlee asks jack if she becoming her mother by being overly dominating . \
tad : j.r. ? where the hell is everybody ? tad : `` pennsylvania divorce case law `` ? why the hell would he be reading this ? j.r. : this is becoming a habit with you . tad : what habit ? j.r. : your nose , my business . the two have become inseparable . tad : well , ok . i mean , now that you brought it up , you thinking about getting a divorce ? [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm sorry , i know that you 're probably busy , but -- david : well , that 's all right . i was just getting myself together to go out for the evening . babe : well , it 's an emergency . david : why , is something wrong with you ? babe : not me . her . [ scene_break ] bianca : yellow cake , strawberry filling , buttercream frosting . reggie : mmm . bianca : shoot me now . so how is the birthday boy ? is he hungry ? reggie : yeah , jack � s kind of stressed . he took lily out for a walk , but you better make sure that strawberry filling is n't red . pink 's ok with lily . bianca : oh , my god , i completely forgot . well , uncle jack is probably in no mood to party . has he mentioned the phone call yet ? reggie : from erica ? no . lily 's the new mvp in town . he 's amazing with her . bianca : well , i just wanted him to know that i did n't forget . reggie : yeah , well , that 's cool . i guess we just got to play it low - key . [ scene_break ] ryan : i think it 's great that you kept jackson 's birthday under the radar . i mean , he 's had enough to deal with . greenlee : a little family support might be all he needs right now . blow out the candles , make a wish , and -- [ scene_break ] pearly : tell rudy to call off the mounties . her majesty decided to show up ! erica : the way rudy stresses over everything , he could give us all diva lessons . pearly : we 're going to go stretch before the curtain . you need to hurry up , desiree ! erica : time to spare , pearly ! i have never been better . that klutz ought to worry about her own problems . bianca : you 're hurting everyone , mother . you 're hurting everyone . zach : maybe you should n't go on tonight . erica : well , of course i 'll go on . i 'm a professional . zach : a professional what ? erica : what are you suggesting ? zach : you do n't look well . erica : i am not drunk . zach : if you say so . erica : oh , i see . oh , well , is n't this perfect . you 're going to stand here now and you 're going to argue with me so i 'm guaranteed to miss my entrance , which will , of course , ruin the show , but who cares because you 'll be right . that 's all you care about is that you are right and you make a fool out of the rest of us . jack : i ca n't even talk to you until you 've stopped drinking . erica : leave me alone . leave me alone , all of you . [ scene_break ] kendall : great minds think alike . bianca : well , not that much alike . what do you got in here ? kendall : huh . bianca : coconut layer cake . greenlee : pear torte . i know how much he likes fruit . reggie : and you three came together ? greenlee : no . kendall : no . bianca : but we all came here because we love uncle jack so much and today is his birthday , right ? kendall : mm - hmm . ryan : so where is the guest of honor ? bianca : he 's not home yet , but when he gets back , we should remember that today is about him and not us and all of our stuff . greenlee : variety is the spice of life . and for my next cliché -- kendall : where are the knives ? i mean for cutting the cake , i swear . bianca : you did n't tell me you were coming . kendall : well , do n't you love surprises ? bianca : hmm , no , i really do n't . so i 'm afraid to ask . kendall : what , what , you think i 'm going to cause trouble for ryan and greenlee ? bianca : yeah , well , that would be the question . kendall : no . look , look , i 'm jack � s niece , sort of , so i just want to be here for him the way that he 's been there for me . bianca : i 'm almost convinced . kendall : binks , i promise you i had no idea they were going to be here , ok , but i am very cool with this more - than - awkward situation . bianca : all right . kendall : ok . bianca : just make sure when uncle jack gets home , things do n't turn nasty . kendall : never . we 're family . greenlee : what is she up to ? ryan : i have n't the slightest idea . greenlee : should we get ready for act two of her little drama that she pulled at the interrogation ? should n't we ask her about that ? ryan : no , not here , not now , not tonight . reggie : wait a minute . what 's going on here ? it 's like the crips and the bloods . i do n't like the way this is going on , so listen up . i have an ultimatum for you guys . you can play it my way or get your cakes and get the hell out . [ scene_break ] babe : ok , so we 're driving along by the river , and then all of a sudden she starts breathing funny again like she did after the wedding . david : another panic attack ? krystal : no , you know , it 's just being down there by that riverbank where all that misery started . i just get -- babe : yes , you did , and so i realized how close we were to your house . dr. hayward , can you just please give her one more look - over , stem to stern ? krystal : honey , my stern is just fine . david : and your stem 's not so bad , either . babe : all that i 'm saying is if you guys do n't want me to start having panic attacks about your panic attacks , i need you to give her a clean bill of health and let me know that she 's in the pink . [ babe sighs ] krystal : my daughter is relentless . david : you 've got something really special there , krystal . i ca n't remember the last time someone cared enough about me to want my stem or my stern checked . babe : you guys , here 's the deal -- i either need to know that you have a clean bill of health or you are going to have to teach me cpr in case one of us falls over from a heart attack ! david : i 'm not worried about your mother and i 'm not worried about you . babe : dr. hayward , you really need to start watching more tv . do you know how many women are falling over from heart attacks all over the place ? david : babe , babe , relax . i 'll look after your mother . babe : all right . good . i 'll go wait outside so you two can do this proper . david : all right . well , once again , i get to say those four special words to you , krystal -- take off your blouse . [ scene_break ] tad : i know it 's not your father , because adam wrote the book on divorce in this state , so what 's the deal ? j.r. : i do n't know , why do n't you tell me . you seem to be the expert at keeping secrets . the one about babe 's annulment ? or how about the one where you ordered a dna crosscheck on my baby daughter ? tad : j.r. , i -- i told you why i did that and i apologized . i -- i do n't know what more i can do . i mean , are n't you at least happy that you know ? j.r. : oh , good . this is where you get to justify yourself . right ? tad : you know , son , resentments can make you mean . i 'm not trying to justify anything . in any case , all 's well that ends well , right ? j.r. : yeah . bet you breathed a sigh of relief . tad : yeah , i did , very much so , like the one you let go in this very room after kendall 's sideshow the day of your wedding . i proved to the world that bess belongs with you , and now that you and babe are happily legal , everything is cool , is n't it ? j.r. : nothing could be better . tad : well , then maybe you should forget about whatever it is you 're thinking of doing . j.r. : why would i marry a woman to divorce her the next day ? [ scene_break ] reggie : all right , so what we got is this girl that has way more baggage than me or any of you guys . she has this numbers thing going on that makes your head spin , and if stuff is n't exactly lined up , her head starts to spin . when sees the color red , she really sees the color red . and do n't go moving all over the room or anything like that . then she has to start over and go back . bianca : lily does n't see the forest . she sees every leaf on every tree . reggie : yeah , so just keep it simple . she takes everything literally . i say `` cool down `` and she 's ready to put on a sweater . greenlee : maybe this is too overwhelming , all these new faces all at once . ryan : yeah , that 's not a bad point . kendall : you know what , i 'll go . do n't worry about it . i 'll be the one to go . i 'll just -- i 'll come back and i 'll see jack later . just save me a cake -- or two . surprise ! [ scene_break ] erica : i do n't care what you have to say . i do n't need you anymore . i do n't need anyone . and you sure as hell do n't need me ! so why do n't you just get out of my face ! just go back to where you came from ! hmm . my luck . i would have to work with a bunch of slobs . [ scene_break ] david : your heartbeat is slightly above the normal resting rate . should i take that as a compliment ? krystal : yeah , you think pretty highly of yourself . it might be because i have a hot date tonight , which i am late for . david : a hot date ? krystal : mm - hmm . david : well , then by definition , that ca n't be tad . krystal : it could . david : ah . hold it . your heart just skipped a beat . krystal : purely coincidental . david : did you know that all a lie detector does is monitor one 's normal functions -- respiration , heart rate ? krystal : yeah , i know that . i watch `` nypd blue . `` david : hmm . in fact , if i wanted to , i can do a lie - detector test with you right here , right now . here , why do n't we try it ? breathe out very slowly . tad martin . ooh . krystal : what ? david : shh . again , slowly . david hayward . huh . good news -- you 're not beyond hope . krystal : what about my anxiety problem ? david : for the moment , under control . but i am worried that you might aggravate it . krystal : well , what can i do about that ? david : stop seeing tad . he 's bad for your health . krystal : now , is this a medical opinion or maybe just a little bit of sour grapes ? david : think about it . you 're as fit as the day that your daughter got married . the one contributing factor , the one linking factor to these two incidents is tad martin . so other than your lousy taste in male companionship , you are in excellent shape -- on so many levels . krystal : thank you . you do n't mind if i get a second opinion on that , though , do you ? david : so listen to me , krystal , when you can figure out why it is that tad makes you panic , give me a call , anytime , day or night . you can even reach me through my service . krystal : that 's real generous of you . bet you even make house calls . oh . so did you go to stanford ? david : yes , i did . krystal : what is that little windy road up there overlooking the ocean ? it 's mill -- mill something ? david : page mill road . krystal : that 's it . oh , my god , what a view . it takes your breath away . david : hmm . nice try , krystal . but i 'm keeping my eye on the prize . i 'm going to find you a cure for tad martin . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you see a book on divorce law and you immediately jump to babe and i splitting up . tad : well , give me a reason not to . j.r. : we could n't be happier ? tad : so what the hell is this , some new kind of hobby ? what happened to collecting baseball cards ? j.r. : i was simply reading the fine print on the annulment laws . i may love my wife , but she has a way of turning the simplest things into mud . now , i was just checking to see if we were legally legal and that her former marriage was history . you get it now ? tad : got it . j.r. : and when you were n't looking , i outgrew baseball cards . your stepson 's a grown man now . tad : j.r. , if i stepped over the line , i 'm sorry . j.r. : it feels like you 're willing to think the worst of me these days . tad : no . i 'm just worried . you know that i would be devastated if i ever felt that mistakes i 'd made would damage things between you and me . j.r. : you know , why do n't you just cut us both a break . these sort of things take time . tad : `` these sort of things . `` that 's a gentle way of putting it . j.r. : fine . you lied to me . you kept secrets from me . now i know , and i 'll survive it just like we 've survived everything else . tad : wow . how long does one woman take to get ready ? j.r. : who , krystal ? tad : yeah . i thought she 'd be downstairs by now . you mind if i go up and tell her i 'm here ? j.r. : you could if she were here . tad : she 's not ? j.r. : babe called , said that she was stopping by hayward � s place to get her heart checked out again ? tad : get out . j.r. : you know the way . ok . `` custody . custody . `` [ scene_break ] pearly : was that your world of revenge , desiree , tripping me during the second act finale ? erica : oh , come on , do n't be ridiculous . i just lost count for a little split second . nobody noticed anything . pearly : you 've done the same forward step slide a thousand times ! have you forgotten your left from your right ? erica : oh , come on . back off , pearly . do you hear me screaming like a fishwife just because you fell into the orchestra pit last month ? pearly : my shoe fell apart ! erica : oh , nice excuse . pearly : at least i was sober . erica : do n't you dare go there . i swear to you , you will not come back in one piece . [ scene_break ] kendall : we 're cousins , sort of . i 'm bianca 's sister . well , she 's my half sister . lily : how can you have half a sister ? you ca n't be cut in half unless you 're dead . jack : yeah , that 's not an easy concept for her to wrap her mind around . um -- bianca and kendall have the same mother , and that 's the half that makes them sisters . lily : so , i have a half sister , too ? greenlee and i have the same father . jack : exactly . this is greenlee . remember her picture ? greenlee : i 'm so happy to finally meet you . lily : yes -- to meet me . jack : and this -- this is -- this is greenlee 's husband , ryan . reggie : yeah , we 're still having trouble wrapping our minds around that one , too . ryan : i 've heard a lot about you , lily , and i hope that we can be friends . lily : all my friends are back at my school . bianca : lily , is this party too much for you ? lily : we had parties at my school -- for people with birthdays . i 'm pretty good at them if i make the schedule . will there be games , because games need schedules , scores , and the names of the players . reggie : no , no , lily , there 's no games . just presents and lots of cakes for jack . i think candles , too . he 's going to have to blow out a lot of candles this year . jack : hey , hey , hey . lily : can i write this down ? i have a pen and paper in my room . kendall : so , how 'd we do , jack ? jack : great , great . everybody , thank you so much . ryan : yeah , it 's not that complicated once you get down the basics , you know . reggie : is n't that what i said ? jack : she 'll get to know us all in a few months and it 'll be a lot easier , you know ? speaking of cake , we have a little cake - o - rama . shall we do the first round ? ryan : i 'm in , i 'm in , i 'm in . kendall : cut me some , please . jack : do n't go first , though -- me . it 's my birthday , you know . greenlee : thanks for backing us up with the sec . kendall : you 're welcome . greenlee : are you on drugs ? kendall : no , i 'm just high on life , greenlee . greenlee : i have a feeling that your other stiletto is about to drop and it 's going to land right in my back . kendall : ca n't a girl just be nice to a good old friend ? greenlee : not when that girl is you and the friend is me . kendall : greenlee , relax , ok ? you 've won . you have the life you 've always wanted , so just sit back and enjoy it . greenlee : yeah . so why do n't i trust any of this ? kendall : maybe i can help . i know the name of a really good shrink . [ scene_break ] david : yeah , that 's good . babe : so ? what 's the news ? how is she ? david : oh , i do n't know . it may be hopeless . babe : what ? krystal : david thinks i have a bad case of tad martin . [ babe chuckles ] krystal : if it starts to spread , i 'll call your service . david : good . so where 's the cad taking you tonight ? tad : i guess that would be none of your business . and it looks like i got here just in the nick of time . krystal : well , you know , he did n't tell me where we 're going , either . tad : yeah , well , that 's why they call it a surprise . david : great . i could see it now -- checkered tablecloths , chianti bottles with candles , overcooked pasta and sauce on top of everything , right ? tad : gosh , you know me so well . david : hmm , you are predictable . babe : sounds pretty yummy to me . tad : well , come , my naked gnocchi . your spumoni awaits . krystal : thanks , david . david : sure . krystal : baby doll , thanks for caring about your mama . babe : somebody 's got to do it . krystal : hmm . love you . babe : bye . krystal : bye . tad : take care . babe : have fun . so , honestly , how is she ? david : 100 % , except for that big lump hanging off her arm . she needs to have him lanced . babe : let me tell you something about my mama -- the more that you tell her something 's bad for her , the harder she 's just going to hang on to it . you 'll figure it out . thank you so , so much for taking care of my mama . david : sure . babe : ok . have a good night . david : thanks . [ david sighs ] liza : popular man . i waited until your fan club left . david : well , guess you missed the sign -- oh , of course you did because you did n't come through the front door -- `` no soliciting . `` liza : oh . that 's cute . you know , i would , if i had a pair of handcuffs , chain myself to that couch till you helped me get rid of krystal carey , but i do n't have any , so we have to borrow your pair because i 'm not leaving until mission 's accomplished . [ scene_break ] pearly : come on , desiree ! one more act ! if you can keep your left and your right straight , we can get this show over ! come on ! erica : i 'm fine . pearly : ugh ! erica : ahem . oh , thanks for your support , you pathetic bimbo . bianca : you are not fine . you are not fine . reggie : you are not fine . kendall : you are not fine . jack : you are not fine . all : you are not fine . you are not fine . you are not fine . you are not fine ! you are not fine ! not fine ! erica : yes ! i am fine ! zach : no , you 're not . erica : who asked you ? zach : you nearly brought down the whole line out there . erica : oh , for god 's sake ! i made one nothing little mistake ! i mean , i 'm not proud of it , but it 's hardly the end of the world ! zach : you 're right , it 's not , so you wo n't mind not ending the show tonight . erica : what ? you would n't dare . zach : you 're not fit to perform ! erica : you ca n't stop me ! i am going out on that stage and i am going to prove to every last one of you bastards ! you have tried to drag me down for my entire life , but you ca n't do it because i am better than you ! i am better than all of you ! zach : it 's ok . i got you . erica : take your hands off me ! zach : it 's ok . erica : no , let me go ! put me down ! [ scene_break ] krystal : checkered tablecloths , huh ? tad : oh , i did n't want to give hayward the satisfaction . krystal : you boys . where is everybody ? tad : well , they 're probably watching a team that stands a chance of winning . we used to stand half a chance , but they called our catcher up to double - a ball . krystal : and which ones are the pine valley mudhens ? tad : oh , those would be the gentlemen in the khaki , up to bat . all these other guys are just the llanview boilermakers . it 's an ancient and honorable rivalry . krystal : hmm . tad : remember , two balls , two strikes . krystal : whoo ! what is that ? tad : it 's my thumb . i have always wanted to do that . no , hey , not the face , not the face . come on , stop . krystal : too late for manicotti ? woman : hey , shut up ! it 's my boyfriend at bat . tad : yeah ? did he buy you that dress ? oh , oh , oh , oh , oh ! krystal : yeah ! throw the bum out ! he 's juiced on ' roids ! tad : sit down ! shh ! krystal : ow ! [ scene_break ] liza : i 've seen the way you look at krystal , and i know how much she would love being with a world - renowned cardiac surgeon . david : excuse me . i 'm bored now . liza : you 're not listening to a word i 'm saying . david : you 're right , i 'm not listening to anything because i 've heard it all before . it 's become part of your mantra . first , you start by stating your goal -- an unencumbered tad . then you try to convince me how wonderful my life would be if i lost myself in krystal 's lusciousness . liza : and why do i need to remind you that you hate tad and that you hate his father and that you hate everyone in his immediate world ? you probably lay awake at night trying to figure out ways to ruin his life , so why would n't you help me split up tad and krystal ? [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. ? hey . j.r. : how 's your mom ? babe : dr. hayward says that she 's perfect . it 's sweet of you to ask . j.r. : well , i was so worried , honey . babe : well , you know , she 's had a lot of excitement lately , and i guess it just finally all caught up with her . j.r. : hmm . babe : so , what have you been doing ? j.r. : oh , chandler business . babe : honey , this late ? do n't you think you probably should 've clocked out by now ? j.r. : you 'd think . even though it is our honeymoon , the wheels of chandler enterprises keep on grinding . babe : well , maybe i can help . j.r. : you know , you 're awfully cute and you make great - looking babies , but i do n't think you know anything about business . babe : except how to keep the boss happy . does n't this feel like one of those fun old movies where the secretary 's sitting on the boss ' lap and she 's taking dictation ? j.r. : yeah -- back before sexual harassment was created . babe : ahem . i 'm ready , mr. chandler . j.r. : take a letter , ms. carey . `` dear mr. smith , due to your dishonest dealings , we have begun hostile takeover maneuvers . negotiations are not an option . you 'll be hearing from my lawyer post haste . sincerely , etc . , etc . `` now read that back to me , ms. carey . babe : ahem . dear mr. somebody or other -- did you know that you have the sexiest eyes i 've ever seen ? [ scene_break ] jack : this is beautiful . thank you so much . and who 's next ? kendall : this is just a little something , a little tiny something , nothing big . jack : well , thank you very much . [ jack and greenlee laugh ] lily : uh - oh . people get presents . people get presents for their birthdays . jack : lily , you do n't have to worry about giving me a present . this was -- this was a surprise to you and me . lily : people get presents all wrapped up in boxes . i do n't have one . bianca : you know , lily , i do n't have a present for uncle jack , either . and a lot of presents do n't even have to come in boxes . kendall : that 's right , sometimes you just need to do something that the person would really want . just giving them something they want is a good present . lily : oh . i did n't know that . i know something i could give my dad that he really wants . he asked me before , but i did n't give it to him . if i say yes now for your birthday , will it count as my present ? jack : you bet it would . greenlee : what is it ? jack : a hug . now , lily , if you feel anxious about this at all , it 's ok to tell me that , ok ? ok . [ jack outstretches his arms and lets lily hug him wishing he could hug her back ] [ scene_break ] erica : what 's that ? zach : it 's what the natives call water . you ought to try it sometime . erica : in the other hand . zach : aspirin . erica : i never touch that . i mean it . i do n't want them . i wo n't take them . zach : you will tomorrow . erica : you do n't know what i 'm going to want tomorrow . zach : just shut up and swallow . you 'll thank me later . come on . erica : oh . i see . take two aspirin and pink - slip me in the morning . zach : no , i 'm not going to fire you . because sober , you are the best performer on my stage -- not just my stage , any stage . but drunk -- erica : oh ! here it comes . zach : drunk , you 're a fantastic waste of feathers and sequins . erica : certainly , you have better things to do with your time . zach : oh , you 're right , i do . erica : you 're just like everybody else . you are so busy dissecting your version of the truth , and you did n't even know me . zach : oh . oh , i get it . you think you 're complicated . you 're not . erica : ha . zach : no , you 're very simple . erica : oh . zach : you feel sorry for yourself , so you drink to punish everyone that loves you . erica : foolish man . and that 's not the first mistake that you 've made , because i could have danced . [ zach chuckles ] erica : i could have danced -- zach : yeah . erica : if you had n't kidnapped me . zach : get over yourself , woman . erica : oh , that 's a nice way to talk to a lady . zach : come here . come here ! erica : what ? hey ! zach : let me show you something . look at yourself . look in the mirror ! what do you see ? where is the lady ? [ scene_break ] lily : was that a present ? jack : that was maybe the greatest present i 've ever gotten . lily : really ? jack : really . lily : i have to go work on my schedule . jack : ok . thank you . [ scene_break ] zach : look at yourself . who 's looking back at you ? erica : desiree dubois . zach : she does n't serve you well . you -- you can lie to me all you want . i do n't care . you can lie to the whole world . you start lying to yourself , you 're going to end up in jail or the loony bin or a morgue somewhere . it 's up to you . zach : forget it . i took the bottle out of your bag . and room service has instructions . erica : what are you saying ? zach : you 'll be safe here tonight . drink plenty of water , and i 'll check with you in the morning , ok ? oh . one more thing . i 'm locking you in . management 's prerogative for difficult guests . [ scene_break ] krystal : whoo - hoo ! all right ! whoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! boy , i 've never seen a triple play ! that is amazing ! yeah ! yeah ! tad : you 'll get us killed . you 're supposed to cheer for the home team . krystal : honey , a good play 's a good play . it does n't matter who pulls it off . woman : would you shut your mouth , honey ? you would n't know a good play if it hit you on your head . krystal : oh . oh , that 's right , that 's your boyfriend who hit into that triple play , huh ? guess who 's not getting any tonight , huh ? woman : maybe i 'll have to make you shut your mouth . krystal : oh , i 'm scared . tad : all right , ok , girls , ladies -- stop , stop , stop . stop it , all right , remember ? neutral corners . would n't want to smudge the mascara . woman : she 's not worth it . krystal : please , i can take her . she 's a wimp . woman : oh , that 's it ! krystal : whoa ! whoa ! you want a piece of me ? you want a piece of me ? woman : yes ! krystal : come on ! come on , baby ! come on ! bring it on ! woman : oh , mine , mine ! tad : come on , sweetheart . come on , krystal . do n't do this to me , sweetheart . come on . woman : maybe you should take your girlfriend home . she 's looking a little piqued . tad : yeah , thanks for all your help . [ krystal groans ] tad : oh , yeah , that 's right . thank you , lord . krystal ? come on . come on back . you can talk to me . come on . [ krystal groans ] bianca : come on , krystal . you can talk to me . krystal : it was n't babe . it was -- it was me . i did it . tad : krystal ? what ? you did what ? [ scene_break ] david : liza , try to hear this -- i will not be your aide - de - camp or your handmaiden or your nasty sidekick . liza : i 'd give you a better title than that . david : trust this -- you 're not going to need me . martin is going to screw this up all on his own . he always does . so why should i take the heat when the fates are going to work this out for me ? liza : that 's it . david hayward , you have just given me the way to get rid of krystal . [ scene_break ] babe : maybe you could take me upstairs and make an honest girl out of me , make this marriage finally legal ? come on . let 's go do what we did n't do last night . [ phone beeps ] [ scene_break ] jack : okey - doke . so now what do we do with all this fantastic leftover cake ? bianca : i 'm full . i 'll take it to the shelter when we 're done . reggie : yeah , that 's good . that 's a good idea . [ phone rings ] ryan : hello ? erica : ryan ? ryan : erica ? is that you ? erica : ryan , i need your help . [ next_on ] tad : there 's something going on . it has something to do with miranda being front and center . kendall : i need to speak to erica before she comes back to pine valley . please let me hitch a ride with you . erica : no !
it looks like david is jealous of krystal seeing tad . she goes out with tad , gets in an argument with a young lady and has another panic attack , where she sees bianca and almost confesses what she did , to which tad questions her . it 's jack 's birthday . bianca , reggie and lily are there for him . greenlee and ryan show up , and so does kendall . they all appear civil for jack 's birthday . in vegas , erica is drinking too much and making herself a spectacle . zack slater takes her to his home and cuts off her booze supply . she calls jack 's place , ryan answers and she tells ryan she needs his help .
j.r. : you 're supposed to be seducing my brother from his skank fiancée , not making time with other guys on the beach . amanda : why so tense , j.r. ? take something off . relax . j.r. : you know what ? i 'm not going to relax , as long as you 're macking on aidan devane . amanda : ooh , sexy last name , too . what 's he do ? j.r. : he 's a detective trained to snap people 's necks like a twig . by the way , minor detail -- he happens to be partners with the guy 's father who you 're supposed to be sleeping with ! [ scene_break ] [ on the telephone .. ] jamie : do you really think you can find something with dixie 's fingerprints on it now ? i mean , it 's been over three years . tad : jamie , please just tell me if you have anything that belonged to dixie , you know , anything that she would have held . jamie : i 'll let you know what i come up with . tad : i appreciate it . look , i know this is a long shot . jamie : it 's not a problem . i know what 's riding on it . later , dad . babe : your dad wants dixie 's fingerprints ? why ? jamie : he 's on to something . or someone . this could really be happening . babe : do you really have to keep that greasy hunk of metal right there on our kitchen table ? jamie : i 'm just trying to keep the oil off the furniture . babe : yeah , well , here 's an idea . how about you keep your bike parts in the garage downstairs ? jamie : i wanted to work up here tonight while you were tending bar . what 's got you so hostile ? babe : i am not hostile . you know what ? fine . just dump your bike parts wherever you want , the same way that tad dumped mama in prison . [ scene_break ] tad : come on . one item . one little thing . is it much to ask ? [ while tad searches through large boxes , aidan appears in the doorway . ] tad : yeah , by all means , stand there . do n't do anything . you can watch a grown man go crazy . aidan : i see you 're in a good mood . tad : yeah , it 's dixie . you want to help , or you going to stand there and throw coins ? aidan : what were you looking for ? tad : anything . anything that belonged to her , anything with a clean set of prints on it , because if they match the fingerprints on this -- [ scene_break ] erica : this is all your fault . i told you to fix it , and you did n't . maria : look , i would ask you what you 're talking about , but i do n't really care . erica : you do n't care ? you do n't care that you are wrecking people 's lives ? go to zach , maria . tell him that he is making a mistake marrying kendall . will you quit stalling and just go and marry zach slater right now . [ scene_break ] zach : sounds like you 're ready to ship me back to the factory . kendall : no , no . i 'm dead serious . all the reasons for us to stay married are gone , except for your gaming licenses , which we can handle with a simple contract . we 're never going to be a real couple , so why do you want to stay married ? zach : and here i thought the best part of this arranged marriage was that we did n't have to share everything . kendall : ok , listen , you want to pull this whole dismissive act on the rest of the world , great , fine , be my guest , but this ring entitles me to the truth . come on , hubby . come on , spit it out . you got some sort of a scam going on ? what is it ? what , you got the hots for me ? at least give me one good reason that i can share with my friends and my mother . zach : i 'm starting to understand why the rest of your relationships went up in smoke . you talk too much , and you 're a huge pain . kendall : you know what ? you do n't intimidate me . i 've been insulted by far better men than you . now , come on , spill . spill right now , or shall i continue ? zach : i 'm drawing a blank . i guess i 'm just deeply shallow . divorce me if you like . kendall : i will divorce you when i 'm ready and not a second too soon . right now you 're too useful to me . i need you to protect me from the l word and all that goes with it . zach : the l word ? you make me feel like such a gentleman . kendall : just -- will you just tell me , please ? are you sticking with me to avoid the whole sappy romance thing , the one that blows up in your face without fail ? zach : you know what you need ? you need a chick flick , not a husband . kendall : come on , zach , cut to the chase . are you staying married to me to avoid maria ? [ scene_break ] maria : i have told you before that what zach does is his own business . i did n't interfere then . i certainly am not going to interfere now . erica : i thought you cared about the man . maria : he 's married to your daughter . erica : so what ? you know he loves you . and they 're never going to consummate that marriage . i mean , kendall is way too smart for that , thank god . maria : well , technically , they 're on their honeymoon . why do n't you get back to me in a week ? erica : look , zach only married kendall as some sort of a dramatic gesture , for his son 's sake , and to get your attention . the least you can do , maria , after the hell you have put us all through in this town is go after him . go to him . it 's what you both want . maria : i do n't know why you 're so afraid to have him in the family . is it because you 're afraid you ca n't train him ? erica : gee , i do n't know , maria . why do n't you tell me ? how did he do with `` sit `` and `` beg `` ? obviously , he could n't master `` stay . `` maria : look , you take care of your own dirty work . if you want to try to pry zach free of kendall , you go do it yourself . erica : you were the one who lured him here with your stupid amnesia . you inflicted him on us . you owe us . maria : erica , go home . oh -- my god ! erica : you admit it , maria . just admit it . the man loves you , and you love him . [ scene_break ] zach : do n't bring up maria . kendall : you should be thrilled i want to talk about her . most wives do n't want to hear how much their husbands miss their exes . come on . zach : why are you so obsessed with this ? it does n't matter . kendall : it does matter . it matters to me , because i 'm hurting , and i want to know how you make it stop . [ scene_break ] j.r. : are you getting this picture , amanda ? amanda : are you ? it is a beautiful night . we should be enjoying the sexy sea air . instead , you 're wasting your energy flapping your jaws about a hookup that never was . j.r. : no , i 'm trying to get it through your thick skull . now , despite the curves and the attitude and your history here in pine valley , you do n't know everything . you make one more mistake , hitting on the wrong guy , and you 're going to ruin our whole plan . trust me , it 'll be a lot worse for you than it will be me . amanda : finished ? j.r. : no , i 'm not even close to being finished . amanda : lighten up . what do you want from me ? i met a hot guy , we flirted , end of story . i am sure that you had your share of encounters like that . they 're totally innocent and super fun . does anything make you happy ? j.r. : yeah . babe and jamie at each other 's throats over you . amanda : i 'm working on it , ok ? so just chill . j.r. : no , why do n't you stop chilling and convince me how you 're going to pull this plan off ? where is this killer move you were talking about ? amanda : it 's all right in front of you , j.r. stop growling , and i 'll tell you . [ scene_break ] jamie : did something else happen between my dad and your mom ? babe : tad has n't gone to see mama in a while . jamie : he 's been in europe . babe : yeah , on a wild - goose chase with dixie . jamie : it does n't seem like a wild - goose chase now . babe : it still does n't make any sense . jamie : no , it does n't . but you had to know that this was possible . dixie could be alive . babe : honestly , jamie , the thought never even crossed my mind . all i kept hearing was what a wonderful mother dixie was . so when all these clues start coming together , how am i supposed to make sense of that ? how could a mother -- better yet , one as caring as dixie -- be away from her son for three years ? it does n't go with who she is , does it ? jamie : no . dixie adored j.r. and me . babe : i just wish i never would have even said a word to mama . jamie : babe -- babe : look , i honestly thought that tad would hit a dead end , and then he 'd be right back in mama 's arms . but then , now , thanks to my big fat mouth , mama has real reasons to cry tears in her pillow . jamie : krystal had to know sometime . you have to understand how huge this is . we all loved her . babe : ok . so let 's say that tad does find dixie , and we all rejoice and say hallelujah , including me and mama . why does it automatically mean that mama has to get dumped by tad ? jamie : i do n't know what this means for krystal -- or any of us . babe : it 's pretty clear what it means so far . my mama is stuck eating dixie 's dust , and the woman has n't even been found yet . jamie : from where i 'm standing , my dad was protecting your mom . babe : maybe . or maybe tad 's already forgotten about mama . [ scene_break ] tad : i stole the compact from diana 's room at the hospital when they took her away to do some tests . i 've already got her prints loaded on the computer . aidan : well , you do n't have dixie 's prints on file , though , do you ? tad : exactly . all i got to do is come up with one clear print from something i know that she touched , so that i can compare the two and find out whether the new improved diana cole and my once upon a time supposedly dead ex - wife are one and the same . aidan : well , i 'm happy to help you , but should n't we be looking through your house ? tad : that 's just it . i did . i could n't find anything , not one box . the only thing i could come up with was maybe when , you know , i moved my files over , here i moved dixie 's stuff by accident . aidan : ok , well , let 's get down to business , then . let 's start with this one , shall i ? tad : hey , hey , hey , aidan , come on , be careful , all right ? aidan : what ? i thought you wanted my help . do you want it or not ? tad : yeah , you 're right . go ahead , screw it . if it is dixie , it 's perfectly obvious she has no respect for me or her son . aidan : well , maybe she 's got reasons for keeping you in the dark , which will come out later . tad : yeah , that 's exactly what i said to j.r . the fact is if it turns out to be dixie , i have no idea what i would ask her first . i mean , how could she do this to me ? why is she spying us , pretending to be somebody else ? the worst part is i got a feeling i 'm really going to hate the answers . aidan : well , what if she 's not dixie ? then dixie 's dead all over again , for good , and all of this is for nothing . tad : maybe i should let whoever it is play it out in her own time . aidan : hey , you know what ? you 're probably right , because what you do n't know ca n't hurt you , right ? so no sense in having all these boxes around , so i 'll take care of it , should i ? tad : aidan , you know i ca n't let you do that . aidan : well , then , let 's stop messing around . let 's get down to business , shall we ? [ scene_break ] jamie : whatever future my dad and your mom may have had is a long way off . dixie or not , krystal is in prison for the next nine years and nine months . babe : so you would n't wait ten years for me ? jamie : i 'm not talking about you . babe : well , that 's obviously how you feel . jamie : are you seriously getting mad at my dad for doing exactly what your mom told him to do ? babe : just because mama took the high road , it does n't give tad a free pass to forget her . jamie : who says he 's forgotten her ? my dad cares a lot for krystal . babe : so the carey women -- we 're good enough to care about , but we 're not good enough to be the love of someone 's life ? jamie : what -- hold on . who are we talking about now ? babe : my mother is kind and beautiful and funny and as smart as a whip , with a heart of gold to boot , so if you even think she 's not as good as dixie -- jamie : babe , stop , ok ? i want my dad to find her . i want dixie back . [ scene_break ] tad : here 's a card the boys sent us on our third honeymoon . look at this -- `` third time 's a charm . have a rad honeymoon . love , jamie and junior . `` aidan : sentimental lot , are n't they ? tad : that is sentimental . it 's positively schmaltzy for those two . these are the boys they used to be . what do you think ? tad : ok . let 's see what else we got . aidan : what 's that ? family pet went to the taxidermist ? tad : no , it 's plastic . the boys slipped this in a punch bowl for greenlee 's grandparents ' party . they wanted to liven things up a bit . aidan : yeah , it 's hard to imagine those boys being so tight , is n't it ? tad : yeah . it seems like eons ago . then again , it seems like just yesterday . anyway , there 's no smooth surfaces on kermie here , so back in the box you go . this is probably slathered with fingerprints , but they 're all smudged , because dixie showed it to everybody who came by the house . it 's a valentine 's day card . look at that . me , dixie , j.r. , jamie -- one nice big happy family . aidan : yeah , `` j.r. chandler `` and `` nice `` -- the two words that do n't go together . aidan : what 's that ? tad : it 's the letter dixie sent me from europe , saying she was pregnant and the baby was doing fine . i jumped on the next plane . aidan : anybody besides you read that ? tad : no one . the only prints on this are mine and dixie 's -- at least on the letter , anyway . this is it , fish and chips . this is our best chance so far . [ scene_break ] jamie : i understand you 're hurting , babe . i know you love your mom , and i get what this means for her , but think about what this could mean for the rest of us if dixie were alive . babe : i am not saying that i do n't want her alive . i do . but what about mama ? jamie : my dad was having a baby with dixie when he lost her . his kid , my sister , could be out there somewhere without a father or even a mother . babe : oh , my god , jamie , that 's horrible . jamie : well , do you seriously expect him to have a clear head about your mom when he has things like that running through his brain ? babe : no , but i 'm also -- i do n't want him to write her off like she never existed . jamie : you know , and j.r. ? he has n't been the same since she died . all the crud he 's pulled lately , blocking us from seeing little adam ? none of that would have went down if dixie were here . j.r. would not be as cold as he is if dixie was around . she would n't even have allowed it , because she could get to him like no one else could . babe : nobody can get through to j.r. , jamie . jamie : you did n't know her . she was my stepmother . when my mom and dad split custody of me , she became like my second mom . and i could always talk to her when i felt funny talking to them about things . she was always around for me . babe : then where has she been the last three years ? jamie : we do n't know her reasons for staying away , or even if it was her choice . but if she 's alive , she did n't stay away because she did n't love us . she was a great mother to j.r. and me . babe : and i have a great mother , too . and she is alive and kicking , and she has never abandoned your father . but you 'll never be able to admit how wonderful she is , because you 've never liked her . jamie : yeah , i had a little problem with miranda 's dna switch , but that had nothing to do with -- babe : you know what , jamie ? spare me , ok ? spare me , because i know exactly how you feel about mama , and i know exactly how you feel about everything . you know what ? you and your crankshaft ? you guys have a cozy night . [ snatching up her purse , babe storms out of the apartment . ] [ scene_break ] maria : love ? that 's an interesting twist coming from you , because you 've always called it a cheap affair and that i was nothing more than a slut . erica : i said those things in the heat of the moment . maria : well , you know what ? you 're probably not the only one . erica : well , maria , if you are worried about people and what they might say , why do n't you just prove them wrong ? prove to them that it was n't just a fling . get back together with the man that you love . maria : and you think it 's just that easy ? erica : is it easier to let your last chance for happiness just slip through your fingers ? are you that much of a martyr , maria , that you are willing to risk your entire future ? maria : do n't you think if it was n't impossible , i 'd already be with him ? [ scene_break ] zach : maybe you should n't look to me for romantic advice . you see what i did with fatherhood . imagine me with hearts and flowers . kendall : maria had to have seen something in you . zach : it was two people alone in the beautiful desert . no questions , no families , no commitments . it 's easy to fall in love like that , you know . kendall : ok , ok , you 're not going to give on this one , fine . what about the other loves of your life ? was maria the only one ? wait , she is . she is , is n't she ? zach : it 's done now . it 's done , but -- what is it -- `` love is a dog from hell . `` kendall : hmm . i 've been there and almost said that . but then something always happens , and i fall right back into it . instead of living and learning and growing , i just mess up worse each time . zach : well , then , you got to move on and do n't look back . kendall : see , i do n't understand how you can just forget about someone who you care about so much . i mean , when you see maria -- zach : i do n't see her . kendall : well , what about when you 're lying in bed at night , and you 're missing her , and you 're dreaming about her ? zach : i do n't dream anymore , either . kendall : come on , zach . the one and only true love of your life , just gone without a trace ? that 's it ? i mean , do n't you -- do n't you ever still want to touch her and feel her ? i do n't understand . how do you make it not matter ? zach : i do n't . it does matter . it 's the only thing that matters . [ scene_break ] tad : you believe this ? aidan : there 's nothing on there to lift , tad . tad : who wipes the prints off a letter before putting it back in the envelope ? aidan : i do n't know . who knows ? have you got anything else ? tad : i do n't know . [ reaching into a box , tad pulls out a snow globe . ] tad : aidan ? the kids brought this back from a field trip . aidan : man , this is going to be perfect . this glass surface -- we are bound to get a perfect print off it . i 'm going to go upstairs and start dusting . tad : all right . babe : my mama loves you as much as i love jamie . do you love her ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : after a loser day , only your sick imagination could save the night . amanda : told you i can make you happy . j.r. : that depends . amanda : on ? j.r. : whether or not you come home tonight . believe me , i wo n't wait up . [ as soon as j.r. walks away , amanda picks up her cell phone and makes an urgent call . ] amanda : jamie , hey . jamie : amanda . what 's going on ? amanda : i -- i 'm ok . i think i am . jamie : what do you mean , you think you 're ok ? amanda : well , i 'm pretty sure he 's gone now . jamie : you think who 's gone ? amanda : j.r . i think i lost him running down the beach . jamie : now , what did he do to you ? amanda : i 'm ok . i lost him . i think i 'm just going to walk home now . i just got scared for a minute . jamie : get out of plain sight , but stay near the lifeguard tower . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] babe : i told her about dixie . and i swear , tad , i never thought in a million years that you would actually find her . tad : join the club . how did krystal take the news ? babe : she said that -- that she hopes that you find her , and that she 's happy for you . tad : yeah . that sounds like krystal . babe : no . she is just being brave . that is not her . that 's what she does when the world goes against her . i know what 's in her heart , tad . and you really are n't just some fling . you 're the love of her life . so if dixie 's alive , you tell me , what does mama have to look forward to ? how am i supposed to help her find a new dream ? tad : you know , i 've been wondering the same thing -- how am i going to help jamie find his new dream ? [ scene_break ] [ amanda giggles ] jamie : amanda ? you ok ? amanda : ok ? i 'm wonderful . check out the moon on the water . jamie : what happened with j.r. ? amanda : oh , you know how he is . he has all this money , he thinks he can get whatever he wants . but i was too fast for him . i would n't have sex with him . i 'd only have sex with someone like you . oh . [ scene_break ] maria : there 's just too much that has happened , and zach and i are beyond trying . erica : nonsense . maria , there is always hope . maria : edmund is dead , erica . erica : yes . and are you still going to let edmund come between you and zach ? or are you going to fight for the man you love , the way any self - respecting woman would ? maria : but it 's not just about me . it 's about my kids , and they hate me right now , and understandably , because i 've humiliated them , and i 've embarrassed them , and i just -- i got to get myself together , and i 've got to make it about those kids right now and make it up to them . erica : i understand . i really do . i mean , i care about my children , too . that 's why i 'm here . maria : yeah , but kendall 's an adult -- misguided , but she 's an adult , and you ca n't control her life right now . erica : and smothering your children with attention and affection is n't going to change your feelings for zach either . trust me . children adjust . they move on . when bianca first saw jack kiss me , she got so angry that she set her dolls on fire and burned the house down , and what did i do ? i broke up with jack , because my child was so unhappy , and yet look at us now . bianca just flew in from paris to be in our wedding . maria : our situations are nothing alike . erica : i do n't agree . we both pushed aside the men we love for our children 's sake , and we both know that love is worth fighting for . and the harder the battle , the sweeter the reward . trust me , please , maria . i really , truly have found the ultimate happiness now . maria : look , i know you 're on a poetic roll and all , but , erica , you are not nor will you ever be a role model for me . [ maria opens the front door for erica . ] maria : thanks for stopping by . do n't make it a habit . erica : you are making everyone 's life miserable , maria , and you are going to find yourself alone . is that what you want , maria ? to be alone for the rest of your life ? [ scene_break ] zach : in my vast experience , love is no more real than a win at the tables . it 's a moment of magic , and you 're at the top of the world , and you decide to roll the dice one more time . and just like that , it 's gone . kendall : so that 's it ? you 're just going to give up on the game ? zach : i asked you a question , ok ? kendall : listen , zach , i can talk to maria -- zach : can you sign the papers , please ? kendall : i can sign them tomorrow , yes . zach : ok . [ pager beeps ] kendall : it 's a little late for a page . anything important ? [ zach 's text message reads : `` meet me room 17 pine cone . have to see you . m. `` [ scene_break ] j.r. : kendall 's not home . oh . sorry . i did n't mean to startle you . i 've just been waiting for her myself . erica : well , we could always knock on zach 's door . j.r. : i already did . either they 're inside celebrating , or the happy couple bought themselves a new home . erica : oh , over my dead body on both counts . well , this is terrible . my daughter is at the mercy of a cambias yet again . j.r. : hmm . i 've had about enough of the cambias crew myself . after zach recouped cambias industries , the new mrs. slater said that she was going to help me get chandler enterprises back . then zach did the bait - and - switch . now he 's not suing ethan after all . not only does that royally screw me , but now kendall ca n't look after miranda and bianca 's best interests , and that was half the reason why she got married in the first place . erica : i had no idea . j.r. : yeah , well , you know , i guess i 'll survive . i just wish that there was something i could do . i 'm really crazy about that girl . erica : exactly how crazy ? [ scene_break ] amanda : oops . did i make a boo - boo ? i meant it as a compliment , really . it must be awesome to have sex with you . jamie : have you been drinking tonight ? amanda : of course not . jamie : there 's something off with you . amanda : do n't believe me ? smell my breath . what 's wrong ? you do n't like me this way ? jamie : i like you just fine . it 's -- you 're not yourself . amanda : hmm . you 're going to medical school one day , jamie . maybe you can come up with a diagnosis . examine me , doctor . [ amanda drops her towel and stands there stark naked . ] [ scene_break ] babe : what , you think that jamie should take phoebe 's money and dump me ? tad : i did n't say that , ok ? what you heard me say was i 'm going to back up my son no matter what he decides . but if he loves you the way i love dixie , he 's never going to give you up . babe : the way you love dixie . what about mama ? tad : i 'm not going to abandon her in that cell . i 'll always care for krystal , no matter what happens with dixie . babe : there 's that word again -- `` care . `` it 's so nice , so lame , so vague . you know what , tad ? why do n't you just not hurt yourself caring . i 'll watch out for mama myself . aidan : whew ! is it safe to come in ? tad : i do n't know , but she 's gone . aidan : listen , tad , i got something that might make you smile again . tad : you found a print ? aidan : a real beauty . we 're ready to go . [ scene_break ] j.r. come on , erica . you do n't want me to throw my heart out on the ground here , do you ? erica : please . you know i really want to know . how much do you care about kendall ? j.r. : well , it 's really no secret . i 've had a crush on her since i was a kid . erica : and now ? j.r. : and now i 'm sure that i care about her a hell of a lot more than slater does . erica : is that why you 're here ? to check up on her ? j.r. : yeah , well , you know , it bums me out to see her hurting . erica : kendall is hurting , is n't she ? j.r. : it was bad enough that she was engaged to ethan . but now she 's married to zach ? i hate the guy for talking her into it . erica : you know , i wonder -- no , i ca n't ask you to do that . j.r. : what ? look , you testified at my custody suit . i owe you bigtime . you can ask me anything . erica : i wonder if you could help me help kendall , and maybe i could help you , too . [ scene_break ] lily : hi , kendall . kendall : hey , lily . what are you doing out here ? lily : i 'm looking for greenlee . kendall : i think she left a long time ago . lily : i was afraid you 'd say that . kendall : what are you doing up so late ? lily : i could n't sleep . i need to talk to someone , and i wanted to talk to my new mom , but she 's not home yet , so reggie brought me here . kendall : well , why is n't reggie helping you ? lily : because i need boyfriend advice . can you help me ? kendall : ooh -- i 'm not really the right one to give advice on boyfriends . lily : but you gave me advice last time when we were in the cave . have you had more than seven boyfriends ? kendall : you know what , lily ? maybe i will help you with your problem , ok ? let 's give it a shot . lily : ok , well , my boyfriend , sam , is mad at me , because i told him some really nice things about a guy that he really does n't like at all , and i do n't want sam to be mad at me , because he 's the only boy i like kissing . actually , he 's the only boy i 've ever kissed , but , still , i like it . kendall : it seems like there 's always one guy whose kisses make your knees weak , whose kisses matter . lily : and that 's the person you marry , right ? [ scene_break ] [ finding the door to the motel 's room 17 open , zach walks in , turns on the lights , and looks around . ] zach : maria ? [ scene_break ] erica : really , you should steal kendall away for yourself . you should break up that sorry excuse for a marriage . j.r. : oh , well , i 'd love to , but , you know , she 's in one of her phases . erica : now , kendall is only sick of love until the next -- until the right man comes along . j.r. : i 'll tell you what , erica . if you 're really behind me , i 'll go for it . erica : go . full speed ahead . i 'll speak to bianca . i 'm sure she 's the only one who has any influence on ethan . i 'll get chandler enterprises back for you . j.r. : well , you 're going to have a battle with bianca . you know , she 's not one of my biggest fans . erica : i 'll do whatever it takes to get you what you want . and i trust that you 'll do the same for me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , our parents did it right . marrying for love is definitely the way to go . do n't you ever forget that , ok ? lily : everyone always says do n't forget , but everyone forgets sometimes . did you know that 95 % of daily memory loss is due to stress ? kendall : oh , my god . it 's a wonder i remember my own name . lily : should n't you be having sex with zach slater by now ? kendall : you know , it 's much more important that i 'm a good sister to you right now . yeah . lily : i 'm glad you 're my sister , too . do you miss bianca ? i do . kendall : yeah , i do , more than you know . binks is -- she was really good at giving advice . lily : even about boyfriends ? kendall : she knows how to be a better girlfriend than i do . lily : i wish she was here . kendall : yeah , me , too . you know what ? i have a great idea . since you and i both miss bianca so much , maybe we can work on being closer sisters to each other . lily : i 'd like that . we can save boys like sam and zach for later . kendall : exactly . good idea . [ scene_break ] sam : what are you doing at maddie 's computer ? maria : did you call lily ? because she thinks you 're mad at her . sam : no . i 'm mad at you . maria : yeah , i know . i tried to tell her that , but she was n't convinced . sam : so now you 're going through our stuff ? maria : i 'm trying to protect my daughter , because you hear on the news all the time about how these young girls get on the internet , and they get into a lot of trouble . you know what her e - mail password is ? sam : oh , no , forget it . maria : ok , ok , look . if you do n't want to tell me , you do n't have to tell me , but will you at least look at it yourself ? i know you hate me and all that , but i know you love your sister , and i know you would n't want to see her get hurt . please ? [ computer beeps ] sam : you better look at this . maria : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] zach : maddie . maddie : in the flesh . zach : what are you doing here ? where 's your mom ? maddie : you still want my mother , do n't you ? zach : someone try to hurt you ? maddie : mm - hmm -- you . help me , please ! someone , please help me ! help me , please ! he 's hurting me ! hurry ! somebody , please hurry ! help me ! [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm not cold . jamie : that 's great , but i 'm taking you home , and not buck - naked . amanda : i do n't want to go anywhere -- oh -- nowhere but here . [ scene_break ] aidan : now , this might not prove anything , tad . tad : or it could prove everything . aidan : so are you ready to find out which ? tad : i do n't know . do it anyway . [ on the laptop , aidan compares fingerprints . ] tad : it 's her . it 's dixie . [ next_on ] ryan ( to greenlee ) : just tell me that you can get past this . maddie ( to maria ) : he tricked me into coming here , so he could attack me . j.r. : just tell me , kendall , that we have n't tanked the two of us . amanda ( to jamie ) : i 'm hot . you 're hot . we 've got a free pass .
babe gets really angry at jamie for his justification of his father going after finding dixie and abandoning krystal . with perfect timing , amanda calls jamie and lures him to the beach clearly hoping to seduce him . jr seems to not trust amanda . but he runs into erica outside of kendall 's home . and she encourages him to go after kendall . erica really believes that jr cares about her daughter and will motivate her to get rid of zach and ethan . zach reveals to kendall , by refusing to discuss maria , that he is still in love with maria and is probably staying married to kendall in order to avoid facing the fact that he 's still in love with maria . maddie is up to no good and wants to set zach up to look like he 's attacked her .
kendall : hmm . you can save the pity face . i may look terrible , but i feel amazing . we both have a son , j.r. how cool is that ? j.r. : i did n't know , kendall . i 'm so sorry . zach : you 're mine now . [ scene_break ] [ babe sits on fusion 's rooftop terrace with an assortment of perfume bottles in front of her . when josh arrives , she angrily flings one at him . ] babe : you . leave now or you eat the next one . [ scene_break ] [ jack sits alone in his dark apartment . ] jack : erica , what are you doing here ? erica : i knew you 'd be here . jack : whatever you came to say -- erica : just a question -- what do you think you can accomplish here ? jack : well , i did call derek , had him put out that apb on greg madden . erica : that 's not what i 'm talking about . jack : i 've also done the impossible . i have n't let myself go upstairs and rip jonathan out of my daughter 's life -- not yet , anyway . [ scene_break ] jonathan : hmm . the -- the way that you were lining the legs of the chair with the edge of the rug , i -- i think it looks much better . [ lily sighs ] lily : equidistant lines make me calm . jonathan : hmm . it 's weird , huh ? i mean -- i mean , us being together with no one chasing us ? lily : `` weird `` sounds negative . jonathan : no . oh , no , no , no , lily . it -- it 's good , `` weird . `` it 's really good . i mean , we 're here -- here in our -- i mean , not really `` our `` first -- lily : jonathan ? jonathan , you 're having trouble standing and -- and your face looks scared . what 's wrong , jonathan ? [ scene_break ] julia : you look miserable . jamie : you could n't just lie to me ? julia : sorry -- not my thing . jamie : well , miserable 's going to take a break for a few hours . right now , i 'm going to eat and drink and try to forget that i just got my brother back in time to lose him to prison . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is between kendall and me . kendall : zach , what is -- what is wrong with you ? j.r. is my friend . ryan : no . no , kendall , he 's not , not anymore . kendall : ok . unless j.r. and i had a knockdown - drag - out while i was unconscious -- ryan : just trust me , all right , kendall ? trust me . you want to let zach take care of this , ok ? j.r. is your worst enemy . j.r. : kendall and i need to talk alone . zach : the last time you were alone with my wife , we both know what happened . j.r. : actually as a matter of fact , that 's why i 'm here -- to tell her what i did . ryan : yeah , like hell it is . get out . kendall : would you two please just back off and let him speak ? now , if there 's something that i need to know , then let him tell me . j.r. : it 's why you 're here . kendall : ok . will someone please just tell me already ? j.r. : i tried to kill my wife . and you took the hit instead . [ scene_break ] babe : the man that i love goes to court tomorrow to tell the judge what he 's done . and even after all that honesty , he still goes to prison . so do n't even begin to think that you can pull a little repeat of the park and try to slide into j.r. 's place even for one night . josh : i came here as a friend , babe -- a hands - off , no - strings , `` could n't be less interested in you `` friend . babe : i 'm busy , and you 're leaving . [ scene_break ] erica : what jonathan has done in the past is not at all who he is or what he 's capable of doing now . lily lights up when she sees him . jonathan followed her to new york . he found her . he 's the one who found her when nobody else could . he protected her . jack : and married her , against my wishes . erica : jack , your wishes are just not the point . this is what they both want -- they want a life together . and all you can do if you want to keep lily in your life is -- is just accept it . find a way of keeping our family together . jack : she 's 18 , erica . my daughter is 18 years old and married . erica : she 's young . that 's -- that 's true . jack : and autistic . she 's too young . she 's too young socially , she 's too young psychologically to even think of being any man 's wife . sharing a -- a home , a life , a bed with that man ups -- a month ago , my daughter was legally a child . and now she 's married to a man who she -- erica : clearly loves very much . it 's time , jack . we need to go home . [ scene_break ] jonathan : hmm . i -- i saw -- i saw black in -- in front of my eyes and -- lily : oh . jonathan : hmm . no , it 's ok . and -- it 's ok . has that ever happened to you ? lily : yes . and i 've researched it , and it 's a result of blood pooling in your lower extremities . [ knock on door ] jonathan : ok . jonathan : and -- who is it ? erin : erin and aidan and wedding presents . erin and jonathan : hi ! jonathan : hmm . come -- come in , please . erin : hi ! lily : hi . erin : is it too soon , guys ? are we , like , cramping your style ? lily : no . jonathan just had temporary dizziness , but that 's gone now , and he did n't even have any muscle cramps . in regards to our style , i just rearranged . i did n't redecorate . erin : oh . jonathan : hmm . and that -- thank you . thank you both very much . and lily and i love presents . lily : and you 'll be our first guests , so may i offer you something to drink like some water ? erin : i would love a glass of water , and i actually have to put in a few more hours at the miranda center , but -- but do you guys need help with anything ? can i maybe get a tour ? lily : ok . if you 'll excuse us , we 're going to get some water and a tour . aidan : ah . what 's up , man ? jonathan : hmm . well , what about you , aidan ? and -- oh , thank you . are -- are you happy for us ? aidan : yeah . uh -- i 'll be even happier if you give me some answers , like what did you save lily from , how did you get hurt , and what is this ? you 're suffering from dizzy spells now ? jonathan : when lily was in new york with this -- this bad man and -- and he was going to hurt her , aidan . but -- but i saved her . i got rid of him and -- and then we got married . and all the bad stuff , aidan -- i mean , it 's all over . [ scene_break ] julia : red , white , bubbles ? jamie : you know that whole in vino veritas thing ? julia : `` in wine , truth `` ? `` drink too much , spill your guts `` ? yeah . jamie : please cut me off before i talk about anything meaningful . julia : ok . well , we can talk about my hair products , how much you bench - press . jamie , are you sure you do n't want to just talk about j.r. ? jamie : yeah , i 'm sure . julia : ok . so just light , fluffy , frivolous entertainment , then ? jamie : yeah , sounds good . julia : well , i will bet you the check that green dress will be going home with señor big cheese at the bar . jamie : the green dress , señor big cheese ? julia : do you doubt me ? jamie : well , green dress is married to receding hairline , aka big dock , biggest slip and biggest yacht here . the señor big cheese is commodore of the yacht club . that would be pretty bad form to make it with big dock 's wife . julia : it 's very hot the way you just ooze confidence . jamie : yeah . julia : and yet , you are so totally wrong . so is it a bet ? jamie : i like my filet mignon rare , and if i forget to tell you later , thanks for dinner . [ scene_break ] babe : you refuse to leave ? josh : well , pretty much . i have limited social skills . but if i can make you laugh or give you a little smile -- babe : that 's impossible . the man that i love is going to stand up in front of the world and tell them that he hated me so much that he wanted me dead , so if you have a good way to spin that one into a funny , i would love to hear it . josh : so he 's definitely doing time ? babe : you catch on quick . josh : well , do you want him to go to prison ? babe : he tried to flat - iron my head , and he put kendall through hell . he -- he deserves to be in prison . josh : i hear a `` but `` crying out faintly in the distance . babe : but i want j.r. right here . do you even know who j.r. has become in the last 24 hours ? he is ready to shred himself in court , because he hates what he 's done and who he 's been . and do you want to know the complete supreme , sucky irony of this whole thing ? the new j.r. -- he 's my old j.r. , the one that i met in san diego , the one that i knew that i would love for the rest of my life . the one that was warm and sweet and open to feel , the good j.r. , the one who would n't hurt me or anyone else . i get to lose him all over again . i get to lose him to a cold , empty , miserable cell . so that , dr. josh madden , is irony -- nasty , spiteful irony . so am i ok ? how about you ask me in 5 to 10 ? [ scene_break ] kendall : this is true ? you -- you put me in here ? j.r. : yeah . i asked babe to come to the construction area . i set up a trap , so when she 'd walk in , i 'd -- ahem . j.r. 's voice : babe was supposed to walk through that door -- not you . j.r. : it 's not an excuse or an explanation , but it was like adding gasoline to the fire . it was more hate , it was more booze . i wanted to make babe gone . i wanted her gone . i wanted to make her pay . you -- you were the best friend that i had . i 'm so sorry for what i 've done . ryan : wow . [ zach chuckles ] ryan : hmm -- wow . you 're sorry ? i mean , did -- did you -- am i hearing things right ? zach : no , you heard -- your ears are good . that 's what he said . ryan : so this -- this woman here , apparently the only friend that you had , this woman could 've died and my son almost was not born . zach : hang on a second now . i mean , he -- he said he 's sorry , and he 's sober for the moment , so everything 's ok . let me tell you something , junior -- nothing is ok until you pay for what you 've done . j.r. : you 're right . that 's why i 'm going in front of the judge tomorrow and pleading guilty . i 'm going to tell him what i did to kendall and what i tried to do to babe . zach : wow . and what do you think you 're going to get for that huge sacrifice ? community service , maybe clean up the street a little bit -- what ? ryan : how about cleaning the toilets for a month -- j.r. : no , actually , i 'm going to get 5 to 10 years in prison ! what do you think of that -- 5 to 10 ? kendall : ok , good . everyone 's quiet now . stay that way . it is my turn to talk . you have done enough , and you have said enough . i know hate , j.r. , and i know rage . i thought i was the champ . but you -- you get the world title . that is all yours . you plot and hate and rage 24/7 in that twisted little head of yours . nothing and no one else exists . god help the poor sucker dumb enough to walk in your way . and who was the poor sucker this time ? me . and my son . what was going on in your head , j.r. ? what were you hearing in your head ? `` got to get babe ? got to -- got to kill babe ? payback ? got to kill babe ? `` well , instead , surprise . you -- zach : shh . kendall : get out . get the hell out . i do n't want to see your face again . i do n't want to see -- j.r. : i deserve it , i deserve all of that . zach : you heard the lady . get out . ryan : yeah , you 're done . you 're leaving . j.r. : back off ! ryan : do n't you -- j.r. : i 'm leaving -- ryan : do n't you -- j.r. : myself . i can get myself out of here , thank you . [ door slams ] ryan : i 'm going to make sure he is leaving . kendall : god . zach : you did n't need that . that was too early . kendall : my head . zach : i 'll get the nurse . kendall : i think -- no , no , i think -- no , i -- i think i heard something in the coma . [ scene_break ] josh : well , you win the cruddy - life contest . i stand here ashamed in defeat . babe : so where 's my sash and crown ? you can hand them over and go . josh : i 'd rather stay here and let you launch on me , because the truth is you 're not happy and there 's not a damn thing i can do about it . josh : i really am sorry , babe . [ scene_break ] jamie : all right , i 'm sick of this play - by - play . uh -- oh . what the -- clumsy me . you do n't mind , do you ? thanks . hmm . julia : subtle -- i 'm impressed . jamie : yeah . man : melissa . melissa : hi . man : how are you ? melissa : great . how are you ? man : may i join you ? jamie : you got to be kidding me . what , are you psychic now ? julia : yeah , that 's it . you got me . that and i use the powder room . jamie : tmi , i think . julia : i overheard green dress in the ladies ' room telling her girlfriend that she was hooking up with el jefe tonight . jamie : well , it 's going to take more than an apology to make up for that . julia : well , what more can a poor nurse do ? i guess i do owe you dinner . jamie : and what would you like in return ? maybe somebody 's placing a bet on us right now . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , this place is just an empty shell . jack : this place is where i could be close to lily . i never expected to be a father . i did n't know about greenlee back then , i had n't met reggie yet . and then when laurel died , lily became my responsibility . erica : and she was a lucky girl . jack : no . i was the lucky one . that brilliant , kind , sensitive child became my daughter . so delicate -- like a spider web at sunrise . erica : jack , that is just beautiful . that 's poetic . but lily is not a spider web . she 's a vital young woman who has her own thoughts and her own feelings , and she wants jonathan , and she will do anything it takes to keep them together . we did . we did whatever it took to keep us together . we hurt people , we broke promises . and in the end , nothing could keep us apart . jack : remember the first time i put her on the bus by herself ? first time i did n't follow along behind her to make sure everything would be ok , that she would be ok ? erica : and -- and she was ok . jack : yeah , that time -- thanks to the grace of god and some luck . but what about the next time or the time after that ? and boston -- boston . they want to go make this fairy - tale life in boston where lily 's going to compete at mit and the two of them are going to have to worry about landlords and professors and bosses and bills , and they 're all going -- going to do this on their own . you all want me to smile and say , `` oh , this is great . these two are going to have this wonderful life . `` well , you know what ? they 're not going to have a wonderful life . why am i the only one that sees that ? erica : so you 're waiting . you sit here with your paperwork and your open briefcase and the door cracked open . you 're waiting to hear lily cry out so you can be here to help her if she needs you . i 'm on to you , jack . [ scene_break ] lily : i 'm happy and married , and officially an adult . do you remember turning 18 ? erin : oh , hallelujah . the doors swung open to the prison , and i took my first steps outside . [ knock on door ] erin : is something wrong , guys ? jonathan : no . well , jack said we could stay here , but -- but we 're afraid that he 's going to change his mind about us . um , who -- who is it ? ryan : it 's ryan . wow , you 're having a party , huh ? jonathan : aidan and -- and erin came over to celebrate our marriage . did you come to break us up ? [ scene_break ] zach : what do you remember ? kendall : oh . i do n't know . it 's like déjà vu or a dream or something . i heard j.r. -- i heard him talking and apologizing , telling me what he 'd done . zach : you were out for a while . do you remember anything else ? kendall : i heard a -- a gunshot . oh , my god -- zach ? there was a gunshot and voices and banging on the door ? that 's -- no , that 's not -- that ca n't be true . zach : no , no , it can . it is . there was banging on the door . once i put up the barricade , they -- kendall : the barricade ? what -- zach : mm - hmm . kendall : you barricaded us in ? why ? zach : i wanted to keep out the cops and ryan . kendall : the cops ? oh , wait . you locked ryan out ? zach : hmm . no harm done . kendall : ok . well , what exactly did ryan and the cops want in here ? zach : they had a court order that allowed them to take the child by c - section before it was ready . kendall : ok , wait . you were in here , and they were all out there ? zach : yeah . kendall : you are insane . and i -- oh . i totally love you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i did n't actually come to get between you and your wife . i -- well , i guess i came to thank you . jonathan : for -- for what ? ryan : whew . well , i 've -- huh . i 've done love more than once , as you know , and -- well , i guess i thought i knew pretty much everything about everything , and you two proved me wrong . what you went through to be together and also what kendall went through for spike , it just kind of made me -- lily : do a 180 ? ryan : do a 180 , yeah . that 's about right . jonathan : so , then you -- then you think that we did the right thing ? lily : that 's a yes , is n't it ? ryan : hmm . i think you two deserve a really happy , wonderful long life together . [ scene_break ] jamie : your turn . julia : uh , i ca n't . jamie : tough . most embarrassing moment , right here , right now . hey , i told you mine . julia : ok , but it was only once . and i was very young and impressionable . i went to a michael bolton concert . jamie : you what ? julia : oh ! shh , please . stop . i -- i needed something , anything . kenny g or wheat grass juice or -- god -- meditation . i would 've been yanni 's head groupie if i thought it would 've helped . jamie : i 'm sorry -- hmm . i wish i would 've known you then . julia : you did . josh : guess the martin cradle is empty tonight . get your schwing on , nurse julia . jamie : good wine , great food , and an ass - kicking for dessert . it 's just my lucky night . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] babe : mama ? j.r. : i came to get my things . babe : sure . whatever you need . j.r. : i figured it was either pack up or watch little a sleep . babe : are you scared about tomorrow ? j.r. : it 's like a pit in my stomach . gets heavier and heavier . i just keep going over it in my mind , prepping myself , wondering how it 's all going to go down -- the reading of the charges , what i 'm going to say , what the judge is going to sentence , how much time i 'm going to do . but the worst part -- oh . babe : tell me . j.r. : worst part of it is being away from you and little a. i ca n't blame prison for that . i lost you all on my own . you know , after tomorrow -- j.r. : can i -- can i hold you again ? one last time ? no , you know what ? you 're right . i understand . babe : j.r. ? yes . you can hold me . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , that 's exactly how i felt when -- when bianca came out to me . i mean , you see their path . you see all the pain , all the pitfalls , and all you want to do -- you just want to put your arms around them and hold them tight and protect them as only you know how . all the months , all the years i 've kept one ear ready for bianca 's cry for help so i could throw myself between her and the world . jack : sure , because you 're a parent . erica : how to be a parent -- bianca taught me that . bianca taught me to -- to stand back and watch her strength and watch her spirit , and i 've seen bianca hurt . i 've seen her broken . but i 've also seen her come back . jack : lily is not bianca . erica : no . no , she 's not . but bianca was n't bianca until i learned to just step aside and give her a chance to become who she needed to be . jack : lily needs me . erica : to do what ? to grab her away from jonathan ? to send her away ? to deprogram her ? to have their marriage annulled ? i know what you 're thinking . but , jack , there is another choice . and that 's -- to do nothing . and this was really hard for me to learn , but just to wait . can you do that -- see what happens ? can you do nothing for the daughter you love ? [ scene_break ] josh : oh , relax , martin . just making some friendly chitchat . julia : try `` good - bye . `` josh : actually , i was just about to go on a little midnight cruise on my father 's yacht . why do n't you come along ? jamie : no . that was a complete sentence . josh : suit yourself . jamie : that guy 's a jackass . you know it , and you still let him get to you . julia : it does n't bother you ? jamie : that he 's an ass ? julia : no , that he 's right . i was buying tickets to michael bolton concerts when you were watching cartoons . jamie : thank god we both grew out of that . julia : this is what i meant on the beach that night . jamie : was it after the raging - hot , half - naked moonlit kiss ? julia : louder , please . i have n't had enough shame tonight . jamie : no , it 's ok . shame just left with señor big cheese . you have doubts -- that 's cool . julia : is it ? is that cool ? jamie : no one can talk you into anything . all i can do is -- julia : all you can do is what ? jamie : look in your eyes , take your hands , stare at your hair , cheeks , lips , and tell you that the rest is up to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : my one - man army . [ zach sighs ] zach : your rugged husband . kendall : very rugged . [ zach chuckles ] kendall : all right , my rugged husband , so tell me -- what charges are you facing ? zach : oh . uh -- kendall : hmm . zach : i will tell you . kendall : ok . zach : let 's see . kendall : oh . zach : `` to zach slater `` -- that 's me . `` kidnapping , reckless endangerment , contempt of a court order , aggravated assault , simple assault `` -- nine counts of that -- and `` possession and discharge of a firearm . `` that 's it . kendall : `` that 's it `` ? zach : yeah . kendall : ok , the gunshot ? zach : oh , that was me . kendall : oh , my god . you were busy . zach : i made a promise . kendall : ryan 's head must 've exploded . zach : no . he was n't there on the boat . he did n't know what you wanted . kendall : well , thank god you did . so ryan was willing to let them take the baby ? zach : just at first . kendall : but , i mean , ryan loved spike even before i could admit it . zach : but he could n't watch you die to save the baby . kendall : so ryan picked my life over his son 's ? i did n't know he cared that much . [ scene_break ] [ jack leaves his apartment with erica . ] [ scene_break ] jonathan : our -- our honeymoon is -- it 's waiting . does that count as our first party ? lily : yes , i think so . there are presents . i really like the sandwich maker . jonathan : grilled cheese is my favorite . lily : i like it , too . hey , maybe i can make you lunch tomorrow . you know , wives do that sometimes . jonathan : i -- i 'd like that very much . lily : i like being this close to you . i can hear you breathing . makes me feel not alone . jonathan : you 're not alone , lily . not ever again . jonathan : i -- i love you , mrs. lavery . lily : i love you , too , mr. lavery . [ though sleeping in the same large bed , lily and jonathan are separated by a large roll . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you . babe : you 're welcome . j.r. : good night . babe : good night . [ scene_break ] kendall : hmm . girl takes a nap and wakes up to a whole new world . zach : uh - huh , with a new baby and baby food and baby room and baby everything . kendall : yeah . you -- you 're good . you -- you 're downright brilliant . but what are we going to do about these charges ? these charges -- they 're not good . zach : you were gone . now you 're back . new vow -- there is nothing that no one could ever do to pull us apart again . ok ? kendall : ok . i like that . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] julia : so it 's up to me , whatever i want ? jamie : whatever that is . singer : oh , shine this is on my mind oh , shine whoo whoo oh , gon na shine [ while jamie and julia enjoy dinner , an explosion rocks the yacht club . ] [ next_on ] zach ( to tad ) : you lost kate because you never wanted her in the first place . adam ( to dixie ) : my son is being punished because of his mother 's sins . j.r. ( to babe ) : i 'm not going to fight you if you want divorce . altered voice ( to zach ) : you 've wasted enough time , doctor . i 'm not afraid to let you die .
jack is very worried about lily and jonathan getting married . erica is supportive to her husband and tells him that maybe it will turn out better than he fears . erin and aidan come to visit them and seem to be ok with it . ryan also admits that the reservations he once had about his brother and lily are no longer there . ryan and zach inform kendall that it was jr who caused her injury , in an attempt to kill babe . she tells jr she will never forgive him . she also finds out that zach got in trouble in his attempt to get the doctors to take the baby too soon . julia and jamie have dinner together . they admit that they like each other but she is having slight reservations over the fact that she is older than he is . jr is ready for his court hearing and preparing to go to prison . babe is very upset that the man she loved and the father of her child is going up the river for trying to kill her .
[ at her apartment , greenlee knocks a box off the top shelf of her closet and looks at the old photos that spill out on the floor . ] [ scene_break ] [ at her place , kendall goes through the same photos of herself and greenlee ] zach : hey . kendall : you know what ? we are never going to finish this packing . we 're not . zach : i 'm telling the boy the sooner he goes to sleep , the sooner he 's going to wake up in a new house , but he 's not listening to me . and then , i saw my hair was on fire . kendall ? hey . pack the good stuff . leave the bad stuff behind . did you want some of this ? [ scene_break ] [ when she comes across pictures of herself and ryan , greenlee flashes back to her recent encounter with her ex - husband on fusion 's rooftop ] greenlee : you still love me . ryan : stop , stop . greenlee , because you 're not going to like what you 're going to hear -- greenlee : ryan , that was not a kiss good - bye . ryan : i kissed you because you were hurting , ok ? greenlee : if i 'm hurting , then you be with me . ryan : no , just -- just i ca n't , ok ? i -- i ca n't . [ scene_break ] [ as annie looks over her wedding photos with ryan , he unlocks the front door and enters carrying a box ] annie : i do n't want to argue . ryan : that is not what i want , either . now , do you see greenlee around anywhere ? no , i do n't . it 's just you and me . [ scene_break ] greenlee 's voice : i want to turn back the clock . i want to be with ryan . i want to have ryan 's baby . can you do that , zach ? i want to look at you and still love you . i want to know that i can believe you two , the two people that meant more to me than anyone in my whole life . i want to go back to when i had a future . kendall : you still have a future . greenlee : no , i do n't ! you stole it from me . [ back to the present ] greenlee : i deserve it all back . [ scene_break ] jamie : so that 's your pregnancy test ? julia : ding , ding , ding . tell the fellow what he 's won . jamie : well , when did -- julia : i 'm late . even with my irregular cycles , i 've never been this late . jamie : do you have any symptoms ? julia : well , i 'm tired , i -- i just -- i 'm off . i feel weird . i burst out into tears for no reason . i 'm -- i 'm not a crier . i 'm just not . and i blew it off for days . good job , nurse julia . jamie : when were you going to tell me ? julia : i 'm not sure . and it 's best to take this test in the morning , so i was going to wait till tomorrow . jamie : we use protection every time . julia : yeah -- yeah , protection , you and i both know , is n't 100 % guaranteed . things do happen , even when you 're not trying . i wanted a child for years . noah and i could n't risk it in witness protection . and then , dr. madden told me that i could n't carry a child to term , and i was crushed -- i wanted a baby so badly . and then i found out that madden lied and then kathy came into my life and -- and i had a new purpose , and i had you , and i had this place and -- and friends and -- and a happy life . jamie : well , you 've made an incredible new home for kathy . julia : well , i 've been so focused on her , i have n't been thinking about conceiving a child . jamie : until now . julia : but if i take this test tomorrow , and i am pregnant -- jamie : you 'll go to term . julia : i will have this baby . [ scene_break ] ava : oh . adam : did someone offer you a drink ? ava : well , excuse me . all this drama 's made me very thirsty . adam : yeah , do n't play with me , little girl . my daughter 's coming home from the prom any minute now . ava : oh , proms -- man , they are not what they used to be , huh ? drugs , sex , alcohol . what happened to good , clean american fun ? adam : did you win back sean montgomery ? ava : details later , payment first . adam : i 've already given you $ 500 . ava : yeah , i needed those bills to score the goods . adam : but it was more than just a few bills . ava : look , if you want him out of colby 's life , you 'll cough up the benjamins . adam : oh . are you trying to threaten me ? ava : it 's called negotiation . adam : well , little girls like you do n't negotiate with men like me . ava : an even grand should cover my legwork . adam : if you spent all the money i gave you , that 's unfortunate . ava : hmm . `` hey , colby , it 's ava . did i forget to tell you that your daddy is paying me to get rid of your boyfriend ? `` adam : if you try to make trouble for me , the trouble you get in return will ruin your life . do you want to try me ? ava : wow . you just need to relax . adam : huh . um -- have you accomplished anything ? ava : everything is in place . adam : details , now . ava : i scored some party pills , slipped them in sean 's prom tux pocket . then i made a call to the friendly local officers . sean wo n't be dancing under any disco ball for long . adam : you idiot ! my daughter is at that dance -- you 've put her right in the line of fire . ava : take it easy . nothing is going to happen to your little princess . [ scene_break ] colby : ok , excuse me , sir , but do you know who i am ? do you know who my father is ? lt . perry : we know exactly who you are . miss chandler , mr. montgomery -- taking a limo ride ? what do we have here ? ofc . casey : someone wanted to deal a very big party . colby : ok , they are not mine . lt . perry : that 's quite the stash . ofc . casey : yeah , i found them in his tux jacket , which ms. chandler was wearing at the time of the arrest . colby : ok , do n't you guys need a judge , a warrant , or something ? sean : zip it , colby . shh . lt . perry : this time , charges against you two will stick . [ scene_break ] ava : romeo and colbyette are history . she 'll love watching sean go down . adam : i did n't say i wanted the boy arrested . i just wanted you to keep him away from my daughter . ava : done and done . calm down . adam : your -- your plotting was sloppy and stupid . nailing somebody takes very careful planning . [ scene_break ] amanda : help ! [ j.r. groans as the masked kidnappers force him and amanda into a dark basement at knifepoint ] j.r. and amanda : let us go ! amanda : come on ! j.r. : i do n't know what this is all about , but i 'm sure we can get it worked out , ok ? amanda : please do n't -- no ! oh ! man : time 's up , chandler . behave -- behave or die . j.r. : all right . [ scene_break ] adam : if your setup fails , you owe me $ 500 . ava : it wo n't fail . [ phone rings ] adam : yes . yeah -- hello ? colby : dad ? i 'm in big trouble . [ scene_break ] amanda : do n't hurt him ! man : is n't that cute ? amanda : let go of me ! man : adorable . j.r. : look , look , what do you guys want ? you guys want some money ? i 'll give you money , just let her go , ok ? i 'll give you everything . amanda : are you ok ? j.r. : yeah . wait ! wait , you guys ! you ca n't -- you got to let us get out of here ! come on , let us out of this room ! [ door locks ] j.r. : come on ! [ scene_break ] annie : oh . great kisses do n't solve the problem . ryan : but greenlee 's not here . annie : it 's just geography . you , greenlee , kendall , zach -- you 're all tangled . what happened in the past is still right here . ryan : you know what is right here ? us . [ music plays ] ryan : us -- nobody else , no children , no exes , just us . annie : what are you doing ? ryan : what i should 've done days ago . singer : feel inside annie : this is important , ryan . ryan : yes , i know . it 's very important , it is . it is the most important . now , would you do me a favor , please , and sit ? no , no , no , no -- there , over there where you were . over here , sit over here . [ ryan chuckles ] annie : what ? ryan : no -- right there , please . thank you . singers : what can i say annie : ok . singers : to make every day valentine 's day ? what can i do annie : oh ! what are you doing ? [ ryan dumps sand from the box he carried in all over the apartment floor ] ryan : welcome to our beach . annie : oh ! ryan : now , when you left fusion -- not really a tear , but abruptly -- i went and i stole a box of sand for you . annie : why ? ryan : well , you remember -- before we got married ? annie : when you took me away to the beach . ryan : `` that `` is just geography . you see , that time where it was just you and me and the ocean -- we 'd never had time like that before , ever , and it was just -- it was incredible . annie : it was amazing . ryan : and time like that is going to be hard to come by very often , you know , with children and exes and work and just life . life happens , and most of it 's good , but some of it is hard . and when it gets hard , people -- they 're going to try to crowd us and try to push us off our beach . singers : to make every day annie : so , steal some sand ? ryan : steal some sand -- annie : hmm . ryan : steal some moments . singers : what can i do when i look at you ryan : you think about it -- singers : it 's valentine 's day ryan : each grain of sand -- you know , individually -- is very rough and hard and sharp and really not all that pretty , you know ? but when you put them all together , you get this beautiful beach , this beautiful , soft , smooth beach . so i -- - i guess what i 'm trying to say is when things get crazy , we just got to put together the sand , you know , take our beach back . i love you , and i know that we 're going to be able to stay on the shore . i know that no matter how rough the waters get , you just got to fight with me . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh -- oh . we have so much packing to do still . zach : well , thank god we have movers for that . kendall : well , just give me a chance to purge . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : please . hmm . zach : did you ever use that ? kendall : once . zach : i want to run something past you -- how do you feel about a soccer field or a football field or a rugby field or any kind of field in the back 40 ? [ spike cries ] zach : anything where -- oh , god . kendall : uh , can you -- zach : sure , i 'll check . kendall : ok . [ as crying stops , kendall recalls the lipstick - making session in her kitchen ] kendall : whoo ! simone : yeah ! greenlee : oh , cool -- darn it ! kendall : hmm . ah . greenlee : all right , this stuff better set . simone : hello -- it glued my lips together . i think it 'll become solid . kendall : uh -- better not be too solid . ok , wait -- stop . we have to pray to the cosmetic gods . [ kendall hums ] simone : you know , speaking of gods -- kendall : hmm ? simone : how into boyd are you ? kendall : why , are you interested ? greenlee : hmm . does the boy wear pants ? kendall : oh . [ simone and greenlee laugh ] simone : you do n't have to be crass . greenlee : when 's mia getting back ? kendall : um -- ew . soon , i hope . you know what , let me tell you -- i like boyd , i do . he 's -- he 's fun , he 's sincere . greenlee : he 's boring . simone : he 's sexy . kendall : oh , god . all right . what do we got going on here ? ok . ooh ! i think it 's cool enough . all right , ok . simone : make sure . kendall : i 'm making sure . it 's good , i 'm not burning my finger -- ok . who wants to try it ? simone : hey , i 'm already putting in for hazard pay . greenlee : hmm ! simone : hey , uh - uh -- mm - hmm . greenlee : oh -- ok . [ greenlee clucks ] kendall : ok ? greenlee : i 'll try . kendall : all right . simone : pooch . [ simone laughs ] kendall : all right , ready ? simone : try to get it on her lips . kendall : i 'm going to try . greenlee : oh ! kendall : sorry , hold on . wait -- wait , wait , wait , wait ! i got to get it . simone : let me see . kendall : wait , hold on . hold , hold . simone : oh . hey ! kendall : wait , wait , wait -- speak , speak ! greenlee : how do i look ? kendall : oh , my god ! wait -- her lips are moving . look at that . simone : and you know , the color is positively glowing -- even on your teeth . kendall : it 's red . you guys , do you understand what this means ? greenlee : what ? kendall : we did it . look at her lips . we did it ! simone : we did it . kendall : we did it ! whoo ! simone : we did it ! we did it ! kendall : whoo ! simone : we did it , we did it ! kendall : get over here ! [ back to the present ] zach : it 's hard to pack away the past . kendall : i know that things will never be the same . and greenlee and i will never get our true friendship back . and the weird part about it is i do n't blame her for feeling that way . if i were in greenlee 's position , i would be just as angry , just as hurt , just as vengeful . [ scene_break ] [ coming across the baby 's sonogram , greenlee remembers ryan holding it ] ryan : that 's my -- that 's our -- kendall : yours . yours and greenlee 's son . this little one was created by someone that you love and someone who loves you . i never , ever thought of him as mine , ever . and for probably the first time in my entire life , it was n't about me . from the moment i began to carry this child , he was yours , greenlee -- your baby . it still is . you can hate me if you want to , but do n't you walk out on your son . [ back to the present ] greenlee : i should n't have walked away . [ scene_break ] jamie : you know how i feel about you . julia : hmm . yeah , but you do n't necessarily want to have a kid with me . jamie : no , i want a family . i love kids , i love hanging out with kathy . if it 's earlier than expected , we 'll deal . julia : you do n't have to do anything . jamie : i 'm not saying i have to , i 'm saying i want to . if you 're pregnant , we 'll get married . and we 'll raise kathy and the new little guy together . julia : just hold up . not so fast . [ scene_break ] sean : look , i swear , colby , the drugs are not mine ! colby : you know , sean , just shush and save your breath , ok ? i bought your big old lies before . yeah , i should 've never taken your stupid jacket . and i should 've never believed you when you said you wanted to be with me , and now , look it -- i 'm taking the rap for you . lt . perry : there are some people here to see you . colby : dad . adam : sweetheart . jack : sean . i tried to reach barbara , but i could n't , so i left her a message . sean : oh , good . adam : are you all right , sweetheart ? colby : yes , but , dad , i promise i did not do anything this time , i swear . adam : i know , i know . i 'll fix it . do n't you worry . colby : ok . ok . lt . perry : it 'll be a little hard to patch this one up . jack : listen , perry , could i get a moment alone with my nephew , please ? adam : you did this . your nephew got my daughter in trouble again . sean : uncle jack , can i just -- - jack : just , just -- what i want you to do is be still , sean . just shut up . adam : i want my daughter released immediately . lt . perry : sorry , ca n't do that . colby was wearing sean 's jacket . the drugs were in the pocket , they were found in her possession . colby : ok , i did n't know about the drugs ! jack : uh , let me ask you this . has anybody admitted guilt in this ? lt . perry : not yet . adam : my daughter has done nothing wrong . lt . perry : hey , i 'd prepare for your nephew 's appearance . jack : yeah , ok . lt . perry : get a good lawyer . she 'll need it . colby : i am in trouble . adam : no -- no , no , sweetheart , you 're not going anywhere . colby : prison , juvie -- sean : colby , you 're going to be ok , ok ? adam : no thanks to you . colby : god , i -- dad , i already have a record . what can they do to me ? jack : sean , have you said anything yet ? sean : i 'm sorry , colby . adam : you damn well will be . jack : lieutenant perry , can i get a moment with my client , please ? lt . perry : yeah , the next room . jack : thank you . colby : oh , god . dad , i am so scared . this is not good . jack : sean , let 's go . sean : i 'm not going anywhere . jack : yeah , you are . adam : get out ! you 've done enough damage . sean : look , colby did n't do anything ! jack : sean , shut up . let 's go . sean : they were mine ! ok ? the drugs , all mine . colby did n't have a clue . look , do what you want with me -- i 'm the guilty one -- but let her go . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. groans as he vainly struggles to open the basement door ] j.r. : if i could just get this door -- amanda : can you pull any harder ? j.r. : no ! it 's completely solid . amanda : ugh ! well , there has to be something . here . what about this ? j.r. : no , that 's not going to work . amanda : look -- is that the only window ? j.r. : it 's a basement . amanda : even if we could get up there , we 're not going to fit through it ! let us out of here , you bastards ! huh . they took our cells ! j.r. : we probably would n't get any reception down here anyway . amanda : who are they ? why would they do this ? j.r. : they said my name , so i assume it 's about business . amanda : what kind of business is this ? j.r. : we 're going to be fine . we 're going to give them whatever they want . amanda : who would do this ? j.r. : this whole thing might be a setup by slater , to take over chandler -- slater style . [ scene_break ] zach : so , why are you even packing this ugly pillow ? we 're not keeping that . kendall : what do you mean ? yes , we are . i love that . zach : you love this ? kendall : yeah . zach : dude , this is horrible . [ kendall chuckles ] kendall : it 's very nice , actually . zach : no , we 're not -- come on . can i have one room in the house that 's just all my stuff ? what if my friends come over ? it 's embarrassing . kendall : ok , all right . ok , on one condition -- if that means that you will leave all of your hockey sticks in one room and not all over the house , deal . zach : you must be tired , go to sleep . kendall : i 'm actually not tired . i do n't think i could sleep right now , so i may as well be productive . zach : you 've been productive . you 've been packing all your stuff away , it 's good . all these boxes . good stuff . kendall : no , no , no , no , no , but i 'll just keep packing more . zach : it 's about greenlee , is n't it ? well , running yourself into the ground is not going to make her go away . kendall : oh ! oh , god . [ scene_break ] annie : i love you , ryan . i love what we have . but i ca n't fight the `` what ifs . `` ryan : then -- then do n't . annie : what if greenlee had n't left town , ryan ? what if she had stayed to fight for your marriage ? what if she had accepted your son as her own ? ryan : `` what ifs `` are n't real . annie : if greenlee had n't left , you would still be madly in love with her . ryan : maybe , maybe not . annie : you would still be with her , ryan . greenlee knows that . you know that , i know that . that is what has given greenlee all of this hope and drive and determination . i do n't know how to fight that . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee imagines what it would have been like if she 'd stayed in pine valley ] kendall 's voice : you can hate me if you want to , but do n't you walk out on your son . ah ! ryan : that 's it -- breathe , kendall , breathe . kendall : oh , god . you try having a baby ! zach : we 're right here . kendall : ah ! ah ! oh , my god ! oh , my god ! ryan : you can do it , kendall . come on , you can do it . kendall : no , i ca n't . ryan : yeah . zach : yes , you can . kendall : no , i ca n't ! no , i ca n't ! i need help . i need help , i need the mother of my child . i need -- i need my friend , i need greenlee , i need my friend . greenlee : hey , hey , hey , hey . shh , i 'm right here . i 'm right here , ok ? i 'm here for you and the baby . kendall : ok . ok . is n't he beautiful ? greenlee : beautiful . oh . kendall : take him . take your son , greenlee . he 's yours . take him . greenlee : oh , hello . oh -- oh . oh , oh , oh . hi . he 's mine . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : spike is mine . [ scene_break ] ryan : yes , i loved greenlee , and i do n't know what would 've happened if she stayed in pine valley -- i do n't . but , she did n't . she left , and i 'm not in love with her anymore . i 'm in love with you . annie : but you and greenlee had such history . ryan : but -- but you 're my future . and -- and we can fight the `` what ifs `` if you do n't let them touch what we have . i wo n't . annie : you 're willing to risk perjury charges to shield kendall 's family ? ryan : what zach did was wrong -- there is no doubt about that -- but it 's over , it 's done . annie : no , but it 's not done , ryan . it 's right here ! we 're still talking about it , greenlee 's still living it . ryan : but i 'm not . you see , kendall forgave zach , and he 's in spike 's life , so i have to protect him , too , for spike , just like i 'll protect you . annie , you , emma , and spike are all that matters . you are my life -- believe that . annie : i want to . ryan : if you do , the `` what ifs `` ca n't touch us . [ ryan and annie kiss ] ryan : man , i love you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , i need you to come over right away . we have a lot of work to do . i 'll make a pot of coffee . we 're staying up all night if we have to . [ scene_break ] zach : no , she 's not -- she 's not in any pain right now . right ? you 're not -- kendall : no , no , i 'm fine . zach : ok . all right , doctor , thank you . thank you . he says you 're fine . kendall : how does he know ? zach : well , he 's a doctor . he says your pulse is fine , your pain 's gone and -- and you 're not bleeding , so there 's no need to go to the hospital now , and if something changes , i 'll take you in right away . he did say to lay off the bubble wrap for a while . you ok ? is the pain back ? kendall : no , no , no , the pain 's not back . i just -- i was careless , i was stupid . i could 've hurt our baby . zach : you did n't . kendall : i will never forgive myself , zach , if i do anything to hurt this child . zach : you did n't . you did n't do anything . everything 's fine . all right ? tomorrow , we 're going to be in a new house , new life . ok ? kendall : you -- but you never had the chance to bond with your first child . ethan died before you had a chance to get to know him . you need this baby . zach : i need you . kendall : i ca n't mess this up , i will not mess this up . zach : what are you messing up ? kendall : i ca n't ! zach : it 's you , me , spike , and the little goalie , and we 'll spend our summers by the pool and winters on the rink . ok ? kendall : ok . you deserve a healthy , beautiful child . zach : i deserve a wife who can give herself a break . we got a safe family , everyone 's safe , you 're safe . [ scene_break ] julia : kathy 's back down -- she had a bad dream . jamie : why would n't you marry me if you were pregnant ? julia : when you thought that test was di 's , you made it pretty clear how you felt about settling down . jamie : yeah , but nothing about you and me is `` settling . `` julia : you 're young , you 're in school . you 're not ready for kids . it 's completely understandable . i was n't , either . jamie : yeah , at my age . yeah . julia : no , it 's not about your age . you 're still recovering from losing dixie , you 're helping out your dad . jamie : maybe some good news would n't be such a bad idea , then . julia : you 're diving back into med school . the last thing you need is a shotgun wedding . jamie : i found you . now , i 'm choosing this . julia : you would do this , because you 're a good guy , one of the best . because it 's what you think you should do -- make an honest woman of me . jamie : i would do this because i love you . julia : let 's not get ahead of ourselves . why do n't we table this for tomorrow when we 'll know for sure ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : try to move it to the right now . amanda : ah ! i ca n't ! j.r. : it 's still not moving ! ah ! amanda : i see zach slater all the time with kendall and i -- i ca n't picture him kidnapping you . j.r. : why not ? he 's ruthless . amanda : maybe , but he 's all about his family now . and after his dad , he 's all about being a good guy . j.r. : i do n't buy that good - guy act . he 's all about business and that 's cambias -- my company 's competition . amanda : is there anyone else that would do this for chandler or whatever ? j.r. : yeah , there 's one other person who would want chandler and revenge -- my father . [ scene_break ] adam : well , lieutenant , you have your confession . now you can release my daughter . lt . perry : yeah , well , we have nothing to hold her on . colby : will sean go to jail ? adam : do n't worry about that delinquent , colby . lt . perry : you sure there 's nothing you want to tell us ? adam : of course not . lt . perry : i 'll take care of the paperwork . adam : and then i 'll get you home . [ scene_break ] jack : so you bought the drugs today , huh , sean ? sean : yeah , for prom . jack : down on pine street ? sean : pine , yeah . um -- look , when is colby getting out of here ? jack : you know , i do n't know if colby is getting out of here . they may have to keep colby here . sean : why ? she did n't do anything . it was all me . jack : i do n't think you did anything , either , sean . so why do n't you tell me what really happened , huh ? lt . perry : a judge wo n't be available for arraignment until morning . well , he 'll be held in a waiting cell overnight . jack : oh , come on -- is that really necessary ? lt . perry : it 's standard procedure . sean : whatever . it 's -- it 's my fault . [ scene_break ] [ banging on door ] j.r. : come on ! let us out of here ! look , i know my father hired you ! come on , take me to adam ! [ door unlocks ] j.r. : all right , just stay right there . man : you rang ? j.r. : i 'm the one you need . just let her go . man : you 're not calling the shots here . j.r. : look , then take me to my father right now ! [ the goon takes j.r. and leaves amanda locked in the basement ] amanda : no , wait -- no ! stop ! j.r. ! please do n't let me go ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok . this looks great . and i need it delivered asap , both of them . man : no problem . let 's get these out , pronto . [ scene_break ] jamie : well ? is it one line or two ? [ scene_break ] colby : lieutenant perry , can i talk to you ? lt . perry : miss chandler ? did n't you get enough of this place last night ? colby : i wanted to see about sean . has he been arraigned ? sean : colby , what are you doing here ? lt . perry : ready for your arraignment , mr. montgomery ? jack : alan , could we have a word before court , please ? [ scene_break ] [ door bursts open ] amanda : oh , j.r. ! oh , my god ! are you ok ? hey . what happened ? oh , my god . hey . oh , my god . oh , my god . what did they do to you ? oh , my god . oh . oh . [ j.r. rejoins amanda after he has his men beat him up ] man : you ok , man ? j.r. : yeah , fine . nice work , guys . man : what now ? j.r. : do your damage . man : i 'm not so sure about this . j.r. : look , do you want to get paid , or not ? make me look bad . make me look really bad . [ holding her bleeding friend , amanda cries while j.r. smiles ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i will see you at the new house . yes , i will ! ok . all right ! have fun , you guys . [ spike fusses ] kendall : oh , well , we 'll see you soon . zach : see you . kendall : hmm . zach : how you feeling ? kendall : i am ready for moving day . zach : any pain ? kendall : no . no , i 'm great . i think i -- i must have pulled a muscle or something . zach : yeah , something . i 'm going to supervise the move from now on . kendall : no , you know i love to delegate . zach : ok , when the movers come , you can delegate . kendall : all right . well , bye - bye , little condo , hello , big old house . zach : by the end of the day , you 'll have more space than you know what to do with . kendall : hmm . sounds good to me . zach : time for a fresh start . kendall : yes . [ knock on door ] kendall : hmm . zach : great . kendall : huh . bring on moving day ! [ kendall chuckles ] zach : hey . man : for ms. hart - slater . zach : thank you . kendall : hmm . what is it ? zach : i do n't know . kendall : what is this ? hmm . did you surprise me with something ? zach : yeah . kendall : it 's from greenlee . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee is suing for custody of spike . [ scene_break ] [ holding a copy of the lawsuit , greenlee smiles ] [ next_on ] kendall ( to zach ) : today i will show greenlee the limits of her power . greenlee ( to babe ) : i was wondering if you wanted to do lunch . babe ( to greenlee ) : you ca n't clear the music , and you want me to fix it . man ( to adam ) : we have your son . tell anyone , and he 's dead .
greenlee goes through old photographs and reminisces about the good ole days with ryan and kendall and when kendall was carrying her child . kendall goes through old photographs as she is packing for her move to her new home . annie looks at pictures of hers and ryan 's wedding . sean and colby are brought into the police station on possession of drug charges . julia lets jaime know that if she is pregnant that she intends to have the child . the kidnappers drag j.r. and amanda into the basement of an old dilapidated building . ava arrives at adam 's and demands more money or she will spill the beans to colby as to how adam hired her to rid sean from her life . colby calls her dad and tells him that she is in big trouble .
ryan : annie , why does david remind you of the night of the murder ? there 's got to be something there . i think we should talk about that night one more time . annie : ryan , please -- i 'm so tired , and that night was so horrible . ryan : just one more time , please . you were there and the power went off at chandler 's . adam : back off , lavery . leave the woman alone . she did n't murder my brother . ryan : i was just trying to figure out what happened that night . adam : oh , i know exactly what happened that night . you better go back and set up someone else for stuart 's murder . annie 's the only person in the house that did n't want to kill me . [ scene_break ] scott : well , i do n't see how it 's possible . j.r. : you 're new to the biz . you need the ups and downs . scott : come on , how can we possibly pull chandler out of this tailspin ? it was already circling the drain before the heart valve mess ever hit . j.r. : it ai n't over till it 's over . scott : yeah , well , the publicity has been way too harsh . that one article practically accused us of being attempted baby - killers . j.r. : and if you 've noticed , over the last couple days , the story 's evolved into the arrest of kendall slater for committing murder . scott : yeah , and they 're saying she did it because of a valve i pushed on their little boy . j.r. : do n't . do n't go there . uncle stuart did n't die because of something that you did . it was either kendall or someone else who was there that night . so many people that could be responsible . now , do you want to hear how we 're going to pull this company back from the brink ? scott : find a cure for the common cold ? j.r. : no , we 're going to change focus . p.r . matters as much as profit and loss at this stage . we 're going to turn the spotlight on the man who 's really responsible for all of our misery . marissa : and who would that be ? j.r. : your father . [ scene_break ] david : he 's looking good . getting stronger every day . we 'll be able to put that new valve in him soon . silent treatment , huh ? is this because of your arraignment ? kendall : no . the night of the murder , where exactly were you when the gunshot rang out ? david : do n't tell me you 're on the same page with ryan , trying to build a case against me ? well , it 's not going to work . we 're not going there . zach : that 's exactly where we 're going . there 's no way i 'm going to let my wife take the fall for you , david . [ scene_break ] randi : i do n't believe this . angie decided she 's not coming . she thinks this is -- this is something that i need to do on my own -- [ siren in background ] randi : that if i work hard enough -- but -- i do n't know , brot . i just , i -- i -- i do n't know . brot : hey , it 's ok . [ as his monitor beeps , frankie watches his wife and brot hugging ] randi : i 'm sorry . brot : for what ? for being human ? randi : for not being stronger for frankie . you know , he was just starting to tell me things . he was just starting to tell me how he felt , what he was thinking . it 's so hard being so close to him and not being able to reach him right now . he does n't even want to see me . brot : but it 's not your fault , randi . frankie 's like that because all he can see -- because he -- he put up those walls on his own . randi : what am i supposed to do ? brot : there are two choices , ok ? one , you walk back into that door and you keep pushing , and you keep fighting , arguing , and yelling at the top of your lungs until he 's too damn tired to fight you anymore . or -- just get on a plane and go home . either way , frankie 's going to resent the hell out of you . [ scene_break ] [ marissa sets j.r. 's glass down hard and splashes ice tea on him ] j.r. : hey ! marissa : david happens to be suffering enough without you adding to it . his wife 's left him , my sister is dead , so why do n't you just leave him the hell alone ? j.r. : did you bring your violin ? neither did i . you see , you 're not going to get any sympathy here . your father 's a scum - sucking slimeball who has not suffered as much as he 's made me suffer . marissa : oh , you call this suffering ? running your big family company over ice teas , watching the yachts go in and out ? j.r. : you do n't know half the things that your father 's done to me . did you hear about how he dressed amanda up in babe 's clothes in an attempt to torture me ? or how about -- how about when he paid her to get me drunk to take me off my one - year sobriety ? all of this so he could drag me into court to call me an unfit parent in an attempt to take my son from me . marissa : yeah , well , maybe if you had n't kept his grandson from him in the first place , he would n't have come after you like he did . j.r. : wow , you are really selling his pr , are n't you ? you know , you 're lucky that krystal kept you away from him for so many years so you did n't end up warped just like he did . marissa : lucky ? you think what she did to me makes me lucky ? i spent my life as an only child only to find out that i have a twin sister who i never knew and never will know . as for parents , my mom and dad died a few months ago . they 're the only people who i 've ever cared about and they 're gone , so do n't you dare just stand there and tell me that i 've been lucky . i 'm just as alone as david is right now . j.r. : well , better alone than mixed up with him , i say . scott : you do n't get it , do you ? you 've always had family . whether it be your mom or your dad , there 's always been someone there for you . you have no idea what it 's like to really feel alone in the world . j.r. : her dad may have murdered your dad . do n't be so quick to defend . now , if you 're really pals with her , tell her to run away from here as fast as she can before she ends up the same way . [ scene_break ] ryan : i was n't trying to set anybody up . i 'm trying to figure out who is responsible for your brother 's death before anybody else gets hurt . adam : you mean before your precious kendall gets locked up . you mean if you were smart you 'd be thanking annie , not harassing her . she 's the one person who kept your daughter safe from whoever is trying to kill me . annie : the newspaper says all the evidence points towards kendall . ryan : she did n't do it . she did n't do it . neither did zach , but whoever did ca n't be feeling very satisfied , not with adam still alive and well , and thanks to you . adam : do you think that 's why annie was attacked ? that someone stabbed her in jail ? ryan : no , but it might have something to do with why david hayward was here earlier . adam : ah , yes , yes , little adam told me that grandpa david was in the mansion -- looking for me . ryan : annie , did you see david anytime that night ? annie : i was hiding at the window about to take emma out of the nursery , and yeah , yeah , david came in with little adam . ryan : why did n't you tell me this before ? annie : ryan , you really have no idea how traumatic that night was for me , do you ? i was in a house with no lights , a murderer , and our daughter . ah -- adam : have some compassion . ryan : ok , adam , all right . how -- how much time between when you saw david and when you heard the gun go off ? annie : it was before adam even came into the nursery . i -- 15 , 20 minutes ? i ca n't be sure . ryan : so he had plenty of time to get outside and get to the terrace ? annie : definitely . [ scene_break ] jesse : i would n't get my hopes up . been over this area before . jack : using this equipment ? jesse : yeah , we 're trying a new model of electrostatic lifter on the terrace itself . so far , nothing new . nothing to exonerate kendall . jack : but that does n't mean what she needs is n't still out here somewhere . jesse : to be honest with you , i hope we do find something . i 'd love to be proven wrong about her . [ scene_break ] zach : what 's going on here , david , those pills were n't working fast enough ? you just wanted to get rid of adam once and for all ? david : it 's no secret i wanted adam dead , same as you . only someone beat us to it . kendall : i did not shoot stuart . david : no , you shot at someone you thought was adam . tragically , it turned out to be stuart . zach : that 's enough talk like that , huh ? there was a lot of people on the property that night willing and ready to shoot somebody -- you , me , not kendall . david : you ca n't shoot a man if you do n't have a gun . i had one when i showed up to the grounds , but junior , weasel that he is , snuck up on me with a rock . he knocked me out and disarmed me before i even left the gate . zach : you still have n't answered the question . where were you when the gun went off ? david : i was not out on the terrace . kendall : i saw you . zach : you did ? where ? kendall : outside , on the grounds , after i dropped the gun , after i started running . it was you . it had to be you . it was you that i tripped over . you were on your way back to the terrace to kill stuart . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] randi : i know that you do n't want to see me right now . frankie : then you should probably get out and -- and leave me alone . randi : i 'm your wife . frankie : i did n't ask you to fly all the way down here , did i ? randi : i 'm your wife . frankie : so ? what can you do ? can you -- give me my hands back , make them the way they were ? randi : no . frankie : then -- i do n't need you . randi : maybe i need you . have you ever thought about that ? frankie : i do n't think much about anything these days , except what i do n't have anymore . randi : maybe you should think about what you still have . frankie : oh , father , stop doing this to me , just stop . randi : to you ? do you think i enjoy this -- coming here and watching you give up on life ? give up on us ? i guess you and i only worked when you could save me . so , now that your whole world has come crashing down , you 're just going to toss me to the side like every other guy did ? is that how it is , frankie ? is that really how you feel about us ? [ scene_break ] jack : jesse , here 's the problem . no matter what we might find , the prosecution is going to claim it came from a tainted evidence field , that too much much time has passed . jesse : well , they can try , but i 've had this area sealed off since the night of the murder . and it 's been under 24-hour surveillance . jack : good . jesse : and let 's not forget -- the intended victim is still alive . this psychopath could try again . jack : but if kendall is guilty as you claim , her motive no longer exists . her son did n't die . jesse : let 's just say i like to keep my bases covered . jack : hmm . officer : we found a footprint next to the bushes where miss hart says she tripped . we 're making a casting now . jesse : does it match either prints we found in the mud the night of the crime ? officer : no , this one looks like a man 's dress shoe , size 11d . jesse : well done , thanks . jack : well , this might be what kendall needs . jesse : well , right now it 's just a footprint . jack : yeah , speaking of footprints , what about these other footprints ? jesse : yeah , those footprints , they 're not going to help us . they were made by kendall and ryan . j.r. : what 's going on out here ? how come all the cops are back ? jesse : we are looking at a new lead in the case . could i ask the two of you a question ? scott : yeah , anything we can do to help . jesse : what size shoe do you two wear ? [ scene_break ] david : look , i do n't blame you both for wanting to find a way out of this , but you 're not going to do it at my expense . kendall : i know what i saw , david . david : oh , really ? and how convenient that you just now remembered it . and how do you plan on explaining that to a jury ? repressed memory ? good luck with that . the jury will tear it apart and so will the prosecutor . zach : she 's not lying . david : maybe , maybe not . but she sure as hell did not see me there . who is your attorney ? montgomery , right ? now , i 'm sure he 's had you go over and over and over that night in your head until you finally saw something that just was n't there , but something that helped you get off the hook and would help you get back home with your kids . [ kendall recalls ] jack : what happened the night of the murder ? kendall : i think we went over this like 20 times already . jack : we 'll go over it 20 more and 20 more after that until you remember everything that you left out . david : and you can both try and pin this on me all you want . it 's not going to work . if one of us goes to jail , kendall , it 's not gon na be me . now , i think it 's best that we find another surgeon to handle your son 's case . kendall : you believe me , do n't you ? zach : the only thing that matters is that a jury believes you . it 's just your word against his . ryan : not anymore . we 've got another witness . [ scene_break ] randi : look at me , damn it . stop shutting me out . oh ! you know what ? i thought that you were special . that no matter what challenges we faced , as long as we had each other , as long as we had each other 's love , we could make it through anything . but obviously love is just not enough . i 've told you how i feel , about you and about what 's happened . but you do n't even want to listen to me . so i 'm not going to bother anymore . i am done begging and pleading with you to let me in . what 's the point ? like you said , frankie , you do n't need me . brot : hey . randi : i 'm going to count to 10 and if he does n't get out of that bed , i 'm going home . one -- two -- three -- four -- five -- six -- seven -- eight -- nine -- [ randi turns and leaves ] [ scene_break ] annie : thank you . adam : that is one thing you never need say to me again . you saved my life that night . annie : i never told you how sorry i am about your brother . adam : thank you . how are you feeling ? annie : i 'm ok , i think . it hurts , but i 'm ok . what about you , are you doing better ? adam : about -- what about , um -- annie : with , i mean , dr. hayward , drugging you . adam : oh , yes , yes . annie : that night when i found you , you were really pretty out of it . adam : yeah , much better , much better , i 'm -- now that i 've gotten hayward 's nurse to stop pushing pills down my throat every day , i 'm fine . i feel -- my head , everything is much clearer , no seizures , no confusion , nothing . annie : and your memory ? adam : i know why you 're asking . you asked me a question that night and got a promise from me , and i promised that i would do everything in my power to , um -- get all your charges dropped and get your daughter back . you got her . [ laughs ] ok ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : hayward -- i 've been saying it since the night i saw him at the gate . i took his gun . he must have found kendall , grabbed her gun , then killed your dad . that footprint outside is his . i can guarantee it , but that jerk 's just going to get away with it again , you watch . scott : you heard jesse . if the cops get the evidence -- j.r. : he 's just going to find another way around it . that man has been coming after my family over and over again . what have the cops done about it ? nothing . scott : listen to me . nobody agrees with you more than i do about what a bad guy he is , but it is not going to do you any good to blow a gasket right now . all we can do is wait for the cops to pull the evidence together . j.r. : you 're wrong . scott : oh , man . ok , j.r. , wait . [ scene_break ] marissa : what are you doing ? david : leaving . marissa : why ? david : because i refuse to sit around and wait for the villagers to show up and storm the castle . marissa : who 's coming after you ? does this have anything to do with all the things you 've done to j.r. ? david : you 've been talking to him , have n't you ? and i 'm sure he 's told you all sorts of horrible stories about me . marissa : the things he said you did to gain custody of little adam , paying amanda dillon to make j.r. drink , dressing her up in babe 's clothes to freak him out ? are they true ? david : yes , every single one of them , because i was not about to allow my grandson to be raised by some angry , pathetic drunk . babe 's son , your nephew , deserves a lot better . marissa : well , so , if you feel that way , why are you leaving now ? why are you running ? david : because they turned the tables on me , marissa . they 're out for revenge . any moment now the cops are going to come walking through that door , and they 're going to arrest me for a murder i did not commit . marissa : well , if you 're innocent , why run ? i mean , if you did n't do it , you should n't have anything to worry about . david : you know something ? you 're a sweet kid , but you have a lot to learn about the upstanding citizens of pine valley . the people in this town want my head , and they 're working overtime to manufacture evidence to use against me , including the chief of police , whom i 've pissed off on more than one occasion . hubbard has planted evidence on me in the past , trying to bring me down , and i can guarantee you that 's exactly what he 's doing right now . marissa : but you 've got the truth , you have the law . david : ha ha ha ! huh . the law . wow , that 's pretty funny . [ sighs ] the law and i , we have n't exactly had the most honest relationship in the past . i 'm afraid i 've broken it a few too many times . look , what i did to j.r. is nothing compared to my sins of the past . i have seduced men 's wives , destroyed marriages . i have developed exotic drugs and used them on people . i have set up others to go to jail in order to get them out of the way . i have lied , cheated , used people , usually vulnerable women . i have manipulated a lot of people 's lives in this town , marissa , and i have dashed many a dream . so it 's all right . if you feel like running out the door screaming , go right ahead . you would n't be the first . if you time it right , you can run into that angry mob , and you can borrow one of their pitchforks . marissa : i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie remembers seeing hayward in the chandler nursery the night of the murder . she says he had plenty of time to get outside , get to the terrace , pick up the gun that you dropped there , and kill stuart . kendall : ok , well , annie 's not exactly a reliable witness . she just escaped from a mental institution . now she 's going to trial for a list of her own crimes . i mean , do either of you honestly think that she can help out ? ryan : maybe not on her own . zach : what do you mean ? ryan : jackson 's going to need to get jake martin up on the stand , too . kendall : why jake ? ryan : because he was here earlier when we found david standing over annie 's bed . look , jake told me that david was drugging adam . david wanted adam dead because he was keeping little a from him . zach : but no one 's believing that hayward could drug adam ? ryan : no , we do n't have enough to nail him in court , no , because the nurse that took the fall for hayward has conveniently disappeared . but i mean , come on . given hayward 's past , it 's not hard to imagine that he was drugging adam , it 's just that the drugs were n't working fast enough . kendall : i do n't understand . what does all of this have to do with annie ? ryan : because annie had adam up in the attic that night , right ? before the killer could correct his mistake in killing stuart . so if it is hayward , he ca n't be very happy with annie right now . in fact , maybe he 's angry enough to make her pay for it . and she 's been locked up this entire time until today . she was brought here because she was injured in jail . she 's here like five minutes and hayward was standing over her bed , i mean , come on , it 's a little bit suspicious . i know it 's not proof positive , but it 's a case we can start with to try and prove later . zach : it 's a lot of what ifs . kendall : well , it does kind of make sense . i mean , it 's not like this is the first time david has drugged people in this town . zach : we need something more concrete . jesse : hey , just checked out kendall 's story about where she was when somebody tripped over her . we found a footprint . kendall : do you know who it belongs to ? jesse : well , that 's what i 'm working on now . what size shoe do you two wear ? ryan : 10 1/2 . zach : same here . jesse : well , so far that rules out j.r. , adam , scott , and stuart , and the two of you . ryan : where does that leave hayward ? jesse : that 's my next stop . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . do n't even think about it , zach . nobody plays hero . this time i 'm doing things my way . listen -- this is complicated as hell . i need facts to lead me , not your emotions . ryan : you want some facts ? well , i 'll give you some facts . i mean , david wanted adam dead . according to jake , david was drugging adam , with a very steady , very lethal dose of pills that he mixed up . on top of that , j.r. said that he caught hayward trying to break into the chandler property with a gun , jesse . now , krystal says that he never actually made it onto the property , but i have two witnesses that say he did . kendall and annie both saw him there . now you tell me you found a footprint right where kendall said she tripped over david , i mean , right before the murder happened . jesse : there is no proof that whoever left this footprint killed stuart . it only proves that they were there , along with the rest of the town . ok , now listen . i know that you all want to help kendall . we all do . the best way to do that is back off and let me do my job . i will be in touch . [ scene_break ] david : look , the only reason i told you all of this is so that you would understand i can not defend myself here in pine valley , not with the past i 've had , not with these people involved . marissa : look , i heard you admit to a lot of ugly things , but you never once mentioned murder . david : yes , that 's right , because i did not kill stuart . marissa : then stay . let me help you prove it . david : you would just be wasting your time . and you 'd be gaining a lot of enemies in the process . if you want to help me , just give me a head start before you call the cops . marissa : why should i call the cops ? david : because you do n't want anyone to think that you 're on my side . and i do not want you caught up in the middle of this . so you dial 911 after i 've left . and you make sure that nobody drags you in there as an accomplice after the fact . marissa : you should n't have to run , not if you 're innocent . david : ha ha . you know , you 're right about that , darlin ' . but this is pine valley . you 'll understand that someday . thank you . thank you for offering to help . [ marissa hugs her father ] marissa : be careful . take care of yourself . david : i wish things had been different . marissa : i do , too . j.r. : you going somewhere ? aah ! ohh ... uhh ! [ when j.r. tries to stop him from leaving , david throws him against the wall and runs ] scott : what happened ? [ scene_break ] adam : you came to me that night like a guardian angel . i was -- i was confused and frightened . really frightened . but you -- took my hand and led me to safety . annie : i could n't just leave you there , not in that state . adam : you came to my house to steal your daughter back , did n't you ? annie : yes . adam : yeah . but you did n't . you saved me . why ? annie : well , if you remember correctly , you took me once into your home before when nobody else would . adam : well , i have to be honest about that . um -- a certain amount of pressure from my son j.r. and his late wife . annie : yeah , but you still let me stay -- with emma . and i 've never forgotten that . adam : lucky for me . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] [ monitor beeping ] brot : nope , not randi . just brot . oh , you do n't want to hear from me , do you ? hey , what 's wrong with you , man ? you really blew it this time . are you -- are you dumb ? i mean , what 's wrong with you ? i 've watched you push this woman away for weeks now , and you finally pushed her right outside of that door . you happy with that , frankie ? it 's funny , because you do n't really look too damn happy right now . you know what ? come on , get your lazy ass out of bed . because you do n't have that much time , i mean , she 's probably halfway to the airport by now . so -- let 's go . frankie : well , good , let her go . brot : you do n't mean that , man . frankie : yes , i do . brot : she 's an amazing woman , frankie . she 's smart , she 's beautiful , she 's fun . and for some reason , she 's crazy in love with you . you do n't just let a woman like that walk out of your life . frankie : what life ? brot : oh . let 's not go down this self - pity road again . yeah , it sucks your hands are messed up , and you 'll never be that brilliant surgeon you always dreamed of . it 's not half as bad as burning alive , but you know what ? that still sucks , too . frankie , we are lucky that we made it home . and you know how many guys did n't get a chance to even come close to saying that . frankie : i warned her . i did -- before i left . i told her , if i came back , i 'd be different . brot : you know what , frankie ? do n't think you can tell the future just because you predicted it . it 's no secret that everyone that goes over there is going to come back different one way or another . frankie : and she thought she could handle it . brot : and who the hell are you to say that she ca n't ? huh ? i -- i -- i know how much she loves you , and i 've seen in her how determined she is to help you get better . but you wo n't give her the time of day . frankie : look , just stop quoting back to me all the things i said to you about taylor . brot : oh , ok . and how is this different ? frankie : because taylor was there , randi was n't . so just drop it , ok ? it 's better off this way . brot : for who ? definitely not her . and it is n't going to get any easier for you . frankie , i 've never lied to you , so take this to heart . if you do this , you 'll regret it for the rest of your life . [ scene_break ] j.r. : son of a -- you call the cops yet ? scott : no , not yet . j.r. : what the hell are you waiting for ? jesse : marissa , is dr. hayward home ? j.r. : you just missed him . jesse : what happened to you ? j.r. : hayward . he must have felt the noose tightening . i was on my way in here , he was on his way out . he was carrying a bag . he must be leaving town or something . jesse : yeah , this is hubbard . i need to put an apb out on dr. -- never mind , cancel that . [ david walks back into wildwind ] [ scene_break ] brot : frankie , listen up and learn well . i thought everyone would be better off if i was dead , because i did n't want to burden them with this . so i chose to deal with it on my own , and what happened ? i failed . because it was too much . and most of those days all i did was think about that explosion , the fire , even about dying . and i blamed you . frankie : what are you talking about ? brot : i blamed you , frankie , because you were the one who pulled me out of that vehicle . you saved my life . why did you do that , anyway ? so i could come back to some hospital , be a glorified janitor ? or so i could entertain people every now and then with my story on how i cheated death ? no , frankie . you did that for one reason , and that was so one day i could return the favor and keep you from making the biggest mistake of your life . now , you can live without your job . you can even live without your hands . but answer this -- honestly , truthfully . can you live without randi ? [ scene_break ] [ p.a . announcement in german ] p.a . : this is the final boarding call for flight 1 - 5 - 0 - 0 to philadelphia with a connection to new york city . [ scene_break ] aidan : i just heard about what happened . how is she ? adam : not to worry . she could n't be in better hands . [ scene_break ] kendall : maybe this is it . i mean , maybe this is the break that i need . i know it 's not the concrete evidence that you were talking about , but it could still give me the reasonable doubt that i need , could n't it ? ryan : yeah , it could . i mean , we all think david did it , we just got ta keep on digging until we can actually prove it . kendall : and if the footprint does n't match , if we ca n't find anything on david at all -- zach : then you 're still the prime suspect , and you will go to trial . [ scene_break ] marissa : why did you come back ? david : you . i made the mistake of letting them run me out of babe 's life . i refuse to let them do the same thing to you and me .
at the hospital , ryan is with annie in her hospital room . ryan questions annie as to why she had mentioned david being at the chandler mansion the night of the storm . adam interrupts their conversation and runs interference for annie . at the yacht club , scott and j.r. discuss how to get chandler enterprises back on its feet . j.r. blames david for all their trouble . marissa walks up and interrupts their conversation . david comes into ian 's room at the hospital to check on him to see how he is doing . kendall begins to question david as to where he was the night that stuart was killed . zach comes in and asks david the same question . david does n't want to do this , but zach and kendall insists . jack , jesse and the police are at the chandler mansion , on the patio , checking for more clues in stuart 's death . in germany , randi tries to reach out to frankie , but once again he pushes her away and this time all the way back to the united states . the police find a size 11 foot print in the woods behind the chandler mansion .
opal : well , the bride and groom are awol ! ryan : well , i guess that means i 'm not late . opal : oh , no . you 're fine . especially since one of the bridesmaids is also missing in action . ryan : who ? greenlee ? she 's probably on a battlefield of her own right now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm late . david : just give me a minute . you do n't have to do this . really . what -- you walk down the aisle , you stand next to the bride . honestly , what 's there to rehearse ? greenlee : i 'm going because one of my closest friends , not to mention former roommate , is marrying the love of his life . david : they 're already married . there 's really no point for you to be there . greenlee : it 's a little thing called friendship . david : i do n't trust them . any of them . greenlee : but do you trust me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , stranger . welcome home . ruth : oh , thank you . ryan : good to see you . ruth : oh , it 's so good to be back . my baby getting married . ryan : yes . ruth : oh , and greenlee back . is n't that some kind of miracle ? ryan : it is . it really is . ruth : i 'm so sorry to hear about her marrying -- tad : mom . ryan : it 's -- it 's ok . no , no . hey , it 's ok . i 'm fine . i 'm good . in fact , i 'm even bringing a date to the wedding , so , you know , i 'm doing ok . i mean , i 'm a little hungry , so i 'm gon na go get a bite to eat . i 'll see you later . ruth : oh , yes . ryan : ok ? all right . ruth : how -- we go live in florida and a few months pass , and everybody 's love life is -- is upside down . and the way you 're looking at liza -- tad : i 'm not looking at liza . ruth : oh , no ? is it -- tad : ma , it 's complicated . ruth : well , it 's always complicated with you . and the way you keep looking at liza -- tad : i 'm not looking at her . ruth : ha ha ha ha . over is never really over . [ scene_break ] liza : i 'm so glad that you agreed to do this . you understand that it has to be tonight , right ? jasmine : i 'll get this damon guy away from the bachelor party , make him think he 's getting lucky . still $ 1,000 , right ? liza : yes . and if colby walks in on you and damon in bed , there 's an extra $ 500 bonus . [ scene_break ] opal : well , for two people who are so excited to re - tie the knot , i can not for the life of me figure out what jake and amanda could be up to . tad : it 's really been that long , huh , ma ? [ scene_break ] [ as amanda and jake kiss in the park , she giggles ] amanda : mm . mm . stop it . we said no sex before the wedding . jake : we are wedded people . we 're wedded . amanda : we are gon na get arrested . jake : let 's go home . amanda : mm . we ca n't . we have the rehearsal . we 're already late . jake : what are we rehearsing ? we know everything already . i love you . please . amanda : mm . mm . ahh . [ police whistle blows ] amanda : oh , my god . please , god , do n't let them arrest us . we ca n't spend our wedding day in jail ! jake : we 're not getting hauled in any -- anytime soon . hello , krystal with a whistle . and things . krystal : yeah , just noisemakers for the bachelorette party . jake : yes . krystal : which wo n't happen until after the rehearsal . which wo n't happen until the bride and the groom show up . jake : that 's wild . so you 're just walking through the park and -- why ? krystal : ah , well , i saw your car , and i thought you might be up to no good . amanda : we were just talking . krystal : mm - hmm . that and you missed a button . yeah , well , all that noise about you not wanting to `` be together `` until after the wedding , i 'm just here to help you keep that resolve . jake : that 's so good of you . krystal : yeah . it 's a good thing i showed up when i did . minister 's waiting . amanda : you 're right . you 're right . [ krystal blows whistle ] amanda : ok . ok . krystal : come on ! jake : wacko . [ scene_break ] david : you know that i trust you . but it 's gon na be difficult for you to be there . greenlee : you mean because of erica . david : did you get any sleep last night ? greenlee : did you ? david : we 're gon na find her , ok ? i 'm not gon na give up . greenlee : well , at least you 're admitting what we 're both afraid of -- that she might 've died in that plane crash . david : i hate the toll this has taken on you . why do n't you just stay home , ok ? get some sleep . i 'll take care of you . greenlee : i ca n't do that . david : you got ta know what they 're doing . they 're trying to separate us . greenlee : it 's just a wedding . david : no , it 's not just a wedding . it 's a joke . they 're already married . look , i know the way their minds think , ok ? they 're gon na get you alone , they 're gon na fill your head with lies about me . greenlee : it wo n't work . david : i know . we just -- we need to be united right now . greenlee : we are . you made a terrible mistake . but you apologized and that means a lot , but i need to go . david : what if erica comes up ? greenlee : i do n't know anything . you 'll call me if you find her ? david : of course . greenlee -- it 's gon na be all right . greenlee : yeah . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . liza : hey , sweetheart . colby : can i talk to my mom for a second ? ryan : yes , yes , yeah , go ahead . go ahead . liza : yeah . what 's up ? colby : what the hell are you doing ? why are you reading my text messages ? liza : ok , damon told you . colby : yeah . yeah . that speech about letting me make my own decisions , respecting them ? it was -- it was a complete lie . liza : no , honey , i meant it . i did . i am so sorry . i should 've never read your texts . i should not have gone to damon . i read that text , and i completely overreacted . i am sorry . colby : you really ca n't be cool with this . liza : no , i 'm not thrilled that you 're going to bed with damon , but -- honey , you 're smart and you 're really strong . i got ta trust you . colby : even if you do n't like what i 'm doing ? liza : i just want to have fun with you . i mean , this whole wedding and the reception , it 's all about love . you know ? i do n't want to spoil it . hug ? colby : yeah . tad : looks like they made up . damon : would n't count on it . not the way liza feels about me . tad : come on . it 's not specifically about you . yeah , all right , it 's specifically about you , but so what ? liza 's just being a little overly protective . what parents do , ok ? it 's our job . damon : are you really defending her right now ? tad : why should n't i ? i 've known that woman most of my life , and let me tell you something . she may be complicated , she may be tough . she has a huge heart . when she loves somebody -- never mind . [ scene_break ] amanda : sorry we 're late . krystal : yeah , guess what ? i caught them sucking face in the park . jake : why do you say that ? opal : after the wedding . jake : that 's not right . amanda : hey . where 's greenlee ? opal : well , we 're just gon na work around her for the rehearsal and hope she 's more prompt on the actual -- greenlee : am i too late ? opal : not for this crew , you 're not . no . come on , let 's get going . we 've only got time to go through this once , so -- pastor stanley , the food is n't going anywhere . could you join us ? amanda : ok , thank you , opal . all right , so the procession 's going to begin right here . you guys are going to enter two by two . jake , you and mom are going to start us off . and of course , for the wedding you 'll be holding trevor . jake : of course . amanda : so come on , guys , everybody partner up . liza . tad . liza : listen , tad , i 'm really sorry about what i said about damon -- tad : liza , let 's just see if you and i get through the aisle without tripping over one another . opal : ok . amanda : ryan . greenlee . opal : come on . the train ca n't leave the station till everybody 's on board . get over here . ryan : ok . so you -- you go -- you go -- all right . ok . here we go . hey . doing ok ? greenlee : everything 's great . ryan : good . opal : cue the music . amanda : cue the magic . opal : ok , anytime you 're ready , honey . jake : this ought to be good . [ pop music playing ] [ crowd cheering ] [ laughter , indistinct chatter as everyone dances ] [ scene_break ] angie : oh -- jesse : hey . angie : hey , baby . jesse : i 'm glad to see you 're rethinking your wardrobe . you ready to go ? angie : gosh , i totally lost track of time . jesse : you do n't have to go to this party if you 're not up for it . angie : no , no , no , no . there is no way that i 'm missing amanda 's bachelorette party . and i know that you ca n't wait to hang with the bachelors and gamble away all our savings at the casino . yeah , do n't try it . jesse : hey , hey , hey . all i need is you . [ kiss ] you know that . david : i hate to interrupt this lovey - dovey moment -- jesse : oh , joy . david : but i 'd like some time . in private . jesse : well , sorry to disappoint , mr. hayward , but the chief is off the clock . david : that was n't me asking permission . angie : baby , i 'll meet you at the car . jesse : see you soon . angie : what 's so important ? david : you mentioned the other day that a child almost died . what you failed to mention was that you resuscitated him . heroic , even . angie : do n't think that you have to commend me for doing my job . david : i 'm not . you took an unnecessary risk . angie : ramon could 've died . david : and you could 've taken 10 seconds to grab some protective gear . angie : if we had enough staff to restock the masks and gowns regularly , then i would have . david : oh , so that 's what this was . your chance to play superwoman while taking a shot at my budget . angie : you know , i saved a life , and the last time i checked , that 's what we 're here for . david : you set a bad example . you pull something like that again , and i 'll have your ass in front of the medical board . [ angie sighs ] [ scene_break ] tad : ok , as you all know , as far as the tribe is concerned , this beautiful woman is already part of the family . and tomorrow we 're just gon na seal the deal , all right ? make it final even if i 'm not acting as minister , thank you very much . [ laughter ] jake : did you want to be the minister ? tad : when i look at my brother , my little brother , i see a man who truly has everything , and has a brilliant career , fantastic kid , and now , the woman of his dreams . and i can honestly say from the bottom of my heart , i never liked you . [ laughter ] jake : what is wrong with you ? tad : i 'm serious . i 'm proud of you . i 'm -- i -- come here . come here . i 'm proud of you . [ kisses jake ] jake : oh -- tad : i 'm proud of you . never been -- never been so proud to call you brother . jake : you know , this is funny . this is the guy that taught me how to actually skip stones . you know . and also the guy who taught me how to fix antiques after we broke them . we had the glue . that was him , and i helped him , mom . that 's what i was gon na say . he made me -- i was an accomplice . but what he really taught me , really , is about the love of family . and i can only hope that i am as good a father as our father was to us someday . that 's -- that 's my -- tad : and i 'm off to kind of a shaky start with one of my brood . is n't that right , damon ? i got a lot to make up for . and if it 's ok with you , and you , tomorrow while we celebrate the wedding of amanda and jake , i hope we can also celebrate you becoming a member of my family . [ applause ] tad : i would love that . and as far as i 'm concerned , everybody , everybody in this room has a reason to celebrate , because we are lucky to have all the people that we love in our lives . jake : nice . opal : so , we got a lot to celebrate , all of us . i say the rehearsal is over . let 's get down to some serious partying , huh ? girls , we 're meeting over at krystal 's . guys , you hightail it over to the casino , and try to come back with a little cash in your pockets , please . ryan : never . no chance . ruth : i 've got grandma duty . i 'll see you later . tad : kiss the girls for me , ok ? ruth : i will . definitely . amanda : tell trevor that his mom and dad will see him soon . ruth : i will do just that . jake : go over there , ok ? bye , mom . ruth : all right . jake : mwah . ahh . amanda : i 'm not gon na see you until tomorrow . jake : i know . it really ca n't come quick enough . amanda : just be good tonight . jake : yeah . [ krystal blows whistle ] jake : oh , with the whistle ! krystal : come on ! jake : oh , my god . krystal : enough with the fraternizing . come on , show some willpower . jake : that 's it . i will not touch this woman until i say , `` i do , `` and then when i do , i will . a lot . krystal : there you go . that 's more like it . have at it tomorrow . that 's better . [ jake blows kiss to amanda ] [ tad and jake speaking indistinctly ] amanda : hey , groom . jake : ahh . [ amanda squeals as she and jake kiss ] [ scene_break ] [ women cheering ] [ amanda laughs ] randi : looks like a bridal shop exploded in here . liza : looks like a dozen bridal shops exploded in here . opal : well , i have to admit it 's a little over the top even for me . krystal : but opal had good reason . opal : that 's right . that 's right . now , amanda said that she wanted a 100 % , full - fledged wedding experience , so we just did n't want her to miss out on just one little moment of all the fun and misery a bride has to go through . so , anyway , let the festivities begin . [ women cheering ] amanda : oh , no . krystal : oh , yes . oh , yes . [ puts a veil on amanda 's head ] amanda : thank you , guys . [ woman singing wedding march ] [ scene_break ] men : hey ! tad : now the party can begin . ryan : you got that right . come on , everybody . come on , come on , come on . about 10 grand each , approximately . damon : cool . ryan : do n't get too excited . it 's not actually real money . damon : i 'm still feeling lucky . ryan : ok . get to it . here you go . a little bit more for you . tad : yeah , right . all right , look -- what are you doing ? come here . uh , you got any questions to ask me about the mysteries of matrimony , the secret to sensuality , stop playing with my hair , you can ask now because the master is in . jake : ah . all right . so that 's cool . i should ask you , tad the cad since kindergarten , about relationships . perpetual bachelor . the guy who 's afraid of commitment . tad : stop talking . what -- what ? that 's -- that 's so wrong . i love commitment . i 'm big on commitment . i 'm huge on commitment . do n't throw that in my face . just because i am busy with damon , trying to make up for two decades of basically being a no - show . jake : all right , well , let me put it this way . you 're at my wedding . who do you ask to dance first -- krystal or liza ? tad : what kind of moronic question is that ? jake : it 's a good question because you 're living with krystal yet you 're with liza , right ? tad : whatever i do or not do with krystal is none of your business , ok ? and you know the situation with liza . it 's a mess . jake : i do n't really know the situation with liza . are you sleeping with her again or -- just saying , because when you look at her , it 's the type of look that you want to do more than just dance with her . [ scene_break ] liza : is that damon ? colby : i thought you promised not to get up in my business , remember ? liza : i know . i know . i know . i just really hope you do n't go through with your plan for tomorrow night . that 's all . colby : and this is how you leave it alone ? liza : colby , what can i say , honey ? i 'm just concerned . colby : no . you want to control my life . [ scene_break ] angie : how are you doing ? greenlee : great . unless you want to set up another dinner date so you can ambush david for the changes he 's made . angie : i wanted to talk about you . you know , i know that we 're not close , greenlee , but i saved your life a few years ago . greenlee : and i 'm very grateful . angie : you do n't need to be grateful . you do n't owe me . and just because david saved your life -- you do n't owe him , either . [ scene_break ] krystal : ok , ok , girlfriends . it 's time to start the fun and games . opal : yeah , all right , come on . krystal : and the first game , the first game is `` love and truth . `` opal : yeah . krystal : everyone has to put their love life out there , and the truth and nothing but . opal : all right . [ women cheering ] [ scene_break ] ryan : and to the man who is as lucky at love as he is at the tables . have you seen this guy ? [ men cheering ] damon : it 's soda . do n't worry . it 's soda . i promise . waiter : there 's a woman who wants to see you . damon : oh . yeah . thanks . oh . i thought tad , like , unhired you for the night . i told him that was a mistake . jasmine : i 'm not here to dance for the groom . i came to see you . damon : m - me ? jasmine : you 're so cute . and funny . i was kind of hoping maybe you 'd like to -- is that the police chief ? damon : uh , yeah . in the flesh . jasmine : i got ta go . damon : what happened to me being cute and funny ? [ sniffs ] [ slot machine chiming ] jesse : so is that boy of yours behaving himself ? tad : ah , better and better . yeah . honestly . more and more . you know , progress every day . he 's a good kid . jesse : he 's a good kid . tad : yeah , i know -- ok , fine . you do n't have to -- i know you think that i cut him too much slack , all right ? but he 's my son , jesse . come on . i just wan na help him as much as i can . jesse : you know what would help a lot , tad ? if you kept his little ass out of trouble . tad : i 'm working on it . jesse : mm . tad : me , on the other hand -- jesse : what about you on the other hand ? tad : i could definitely use a little more trouble . of the female variety , if you know what i 'm talking about . i 'm so busy with damon , i -- well , i 've been ignoring some very important things . jesse : like the female variety . tad : one female in particular . very important female . i did n't treat her as well as i should 've . jesse : do something about it . tad : yeah . you know what ? that 's exactly what i think i 'm gon na do . right now . jesse : you 're leaving now ? tad : people to see , baby . thanks for the advice . jesse : here 's a little more advice . do n't let me catch you driving drunk . call a cab . tad : on it , too . jake : i want to thank you for letting us use the place . this is great . ryan : well , you got it . you got it . glad i could help . you 're a lucky man . tad nailed it . you just did it right with the marriage , the family . jake : what happened here ? i lost all my money . i was n't even looking . ryan : mm - hmm . jake : listen , you 're gon na have greenlee on your arm tomorrow . that 's a start , i think , do n't you ? oh . i got ya . david : well . is all this confetti for me ? i would n't expect such a warm welcome . ryan : what the hell are you doing here , david ? jake : you were n't on the guest list . david : was there a guest list ? i 'm sorry . i just came by to try my luck on the tables , you know ? i mean , how should i know there would be a private party ? jake : it is a private party , and you 're not invited . david : that 's a pretty lame choice , do n't you think ? i mean , closing the place down like this for what , a bachelor party ? is that what this is ? i mean , what kind of businessman are you ? ryan : the kind that takes care of his friends . jake : he does n't know anything about friends . ryan : oh , that 's right . jesse : now might be a good time for you to go away . david : no , you know , i think i 'd rather have a drink first . i 'll have a vodka tonic , rocks , please . jake : you got a pair of rocks showing up here , david . ryan : why do n't you get out or i 'm gon na throw you out ? david : you got ta know that threats are not good for business , right ? ryan : get out , david . now . david : what is this -- assault ? you 're kidding me , right ? what -- are you gon na tell him to chill or do i have to press charges ? [ scene_break ] opal : let 's see . who is our first victim ? it is none other than -- liza . ha ha ha ha ! all righty . come on . do n't be shy . liza : ok , all right . oh . wow . you guys , as much as i would love to be in the hot seat and answer all of your questions , i do , i 've got to go . my apologies . [ woman blows whistle ] liza : what are you doing here ? you 're supposed to be with damon . jasmine : i did n't know the police chief was gon na be at the party . liza : ok . listen . you 're not doing anything illegal . jasmine : he busted me too many times . not gon na risk it . liza : ok . listen . you do n't understand . my daughter thinks she 's in love with this guy and she 's gon na throw her entire life away for him . i know because i 've done it myself . he 's gon na sleep with her and then he 's gon na rip her heart out if i do n't do something about it . jasmine : find someone else . amanda : no . i did n't . [ women cheering , laughing ] [ scene_break ] jesse : this is a private party . you 've been asked to leave . i suggest you do so . jake : it 's cool . i got this . jesse : this is the night before your wedding , jake . you do n't wan na mess it up fooling around with this idiot . jake : he 's got something to say , obviously . why would he show up if he knows everybody hates him here ? so i got it . shall we ? bar ? ryan : w - what are you doing ? jake : it 's all right . all right , ryan . i 'm used to this with him . he 's obsessed with me and my wife and my life and my kid , so i 'll have a drink with him , ok ? two seconds . i 'll just tell him what 's what and tell him to leave . ryan : i think it 's gon na take more than a drink to make that happen . frankie : yeah . i mean , if you want , if you need us to throw him out of here , just let us know . jake : i love you guys . oh , boy . david : ok , so what do you want to talk about ? jake : dave -- you 're such a sucky friend . david : [ chuckles ] well . sophomoric as ever . but since you 're buying , i 'll stick around . jake : is it that you 're lonely ? is that what it is ? you 're lonely . you lost your license , you lost your wife . i mean , you will lose your wife eventually . david : you keep telling yourself that . jake : oh , no . it 's pretty -- i mean , you did n't see her at the rehearsal . i just thought maybe -- maybe there 's trouble at home . i do n't -- david : nope . no trouble whatsoever . jake : well , there will be . tomorrow . when she walks down that aisle with ryan . i mean , you did n't really see her face . she just lit up when she was on his arm . [ scene_break ] opal : all righty . now let 's see who 's our next victim . amanda : drum roll . [ opal imitates drum roll ] amanda : greenlee . [ women cheering ] opal : come on , girlfriend . get over here . amanda : you ca n't pass . i 'm the bride - to - be . get in the hot seat . opal : come on , greenlee . greenlee : i need something to drink . i -- scratchy throat . amanda : oh , you ca n't even talk about your husband . what does that say ? opal : poor thing . she did n't get a test . [ amanda and opal laugh ] krystal : she did n't leave the building . amanda : i did n't mean to upset you . greenlee : i just -- i just do n't feel like playing games . and that 's what this is , is n't it ? one big game . you refuse to invite my husband and throw me together with ryan -- as if walking down the aisle together would make me see the light -- the light that you want me to see . amanda : look , i just want you to be happy . greenlee : just so we 're clear , my marriage to david is exactly what i want . we understand each other , and we trust each other and i resent the hell out of being put on a hot seat , because you think you know what 's best for me . amanda : ok . look . i 'm just worried about you , ok ? is that so terrible ? i know how david can be . he can make you feel like he 's the only person in the world that cares about you , that can protect you , that can give you exactly what you need . and so , you know , you start excusing his behavior no matter how bad or how crazy it can be , because you tell yourself , you know , he 's doing it to help you out . [ knocking on door ] randi : that must be the stripper . krystal : no . i did n't -- i did n't order a stripper . tad : hi . hey . opal : what are you doing here ? tad : i just came by to see how everybody 's doing . krystal : everybody is fine . angie : well , if you 're not here to strip , you need to leave . [ laughter ] tad : i used to inspire a little more enthusiasm when i walked in -- krystal : tad , this is a bachelorette party and no men are allowed . tad : you 've got chicken . krystal : ok , take the chicken to go , tad . come on . come on , let 's go . is that your cab ? i 'll put you in the cab . women : bye . opal : [ indistinct ] tad : you 're throwing me out ? krystal : you did n't come here to see how everybody 's doing . you came here to see liza . [ scene_break ] liza : well , well , well . damon . how 's the party going , huh ? you winning ? damon : thought you were gon na be at the bachelorette party thing . liza : ahh . bachelorette parties . so boring . really , they 're playing these stupid games and they have ribbon hats . no , i thought this would be a lot more fun . damon : are you drunk ? liza : no , honey , i 'm just happy . and i want to play , so -- damon : whoa , whoa , whoa . careful . liza : mm . look at that . you just saved me . [ scene_break ] tad : i did n't necessarily come to , you know , find liza or something -- krystal : no , tad . it 's ok . tad : make sure you 're having a good time . we 're having -- krystal : i do n't care , tad . i understand . tad : you know how great you are ? [ krystal sighs ] tad : you are so awesome . you are the best mother to our children -- krystal : thank you . thank you . it 's ok -- tad , it 's all right . tad , it 's ok . tad ! tad : you are the greatest mother in pine valley . you are killer -- krystal : [ blows whistle ] [ sighs ] i know you care , and i know you do n't want to hurt me , but i know that i 'm not the one you came to see . tad : wisest woman i think i -- krystal : ah -- tad : where is she ? krystal : i do n't know . i do n't know . she left . liza seemed a little bit tense . i think it was the game we were playing , actually . tad : is that the one with the ribbon and the hat ? i understand -- krystal : no . no . it was actually a game called `` love and truth . `` i think liza would like a little truth from you . [ scene_break ] liza : oop . there 's a step right there . this is really great of you to drive me home like this . thank you . i do n't know what i would 've done if you had n't driven me home , you know ? damon : there 's no way i was letting you behind the wheel of a car . liza : oop ! oops . sorry . damon : it 's ok . ahem . liza : uhh . boy , i feel a hangover coming on . damon , can you get me some aspirin ? it 's in the medicine cabinet . on the top shelf . it 's the top shelf . damon : yeah . yeah . sure . you got it . [ liza moaning ] [ while damon 's upstairs , liza sends colby a message , `` need to see you . i 'm home . `` damon : here you go . liza : oh , boy . damon : here . liza : you are a life saver . damon : all right . liza : it 's 2 . ohh . damon : everything good now ? you good ? liza : i think i better go lay down . yeah , i got ta lay down . i got ta lay down . i got ta get out of my dress , and i got ta lay down . damon : ok , i 'm gon na -- i 'm gon na hit the road then . liza : ok . uh - oh . it 's stuck . oh , boy . damon , can you just -- can you help me with this ? please ? [ scene_break ] amanda : all right , all right , all right . angie , is jesse a morning or a night man ? randi : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . excuse me . this is my father- and mother - in- law . amanda : ok , ok . close your ears . angie ? angie : well , jesse is a man who rises to all occasions . [ women cheer as randi covers her ears ] amanda : [ laughs ] all right . randi , it 's your turn . everybody 's gone but you . in the hot seat . randi : all right . opal : did you get tad off all right ? krystal : yeah . yeah , i poured him in the cab . randi : i 'm just telling you right now -- do n't ask me anything too embarrassing . amanda : oh , ok , what 's the fun in that ? opal , you wan na start ? opal : what could i think of ? well , is frankie neat ? randi : very . [ angie blows whistle ] [ laughter ] randi : all right , all right . he 's a total disaster . he drops clothes all over the house and somehow the boy manages to always have one shoe in the living room . one shoe . amanda : all right . is he romantic ? randi : very . opal : aww . randi : i miss him . i wish he was here . amanda : i miss jake . randi : well , maybe they 'll come by . amanda : oh , please . i mean , the men love us , do n't get me wrong , but they are doing the whole `` boys gone wild `` thing . they are gambling , drinking , and fist- pumping . [ laughter ] greenlee : i 'll be right back . randi : well , cheers , ladies . women : cheers . randi : cheers to the girls . opal : you calling your hubby ? greenlee : yeah . opal : well , i did n't mean to get in your way . i just came out here to make a call , too . to erica . [ scene_break ] jake : you know , you 're basically crashing my life . it 's -- it 's got ta stop . ok ? it 's got ta stop . now , here 's what 's gon na happen . i 'm marrying my wife . i 'm remarrying her . why ? because what we have is real , not like that fraud you got going with greenlee , ok ? in fact , look at this . ready ? see that ? my girl 's gon na wear that for the rest of her life . david : mm . yeah . you keep telling yourself that . everybody knows the martin men ca n't hold on to their wives . jake : well , now , why would you say something like that when you know that your wife 's got one foot out the door already ? david : shut the hell up . jake : you know what ? we 're in a casino , right ? so i 'm thinking we should bet $ 100 . let 's bet $ 100 that your wife takes her ring off her finger and tosses it away by the end of the year . what do you say ? ooh . somebody does n't like hearing the truth . [ david and jake grunt as they throw fists at each other ] [ scene_break ] opal : i 've left about a thousand messages . no word . greenlee : i 'm sure she 's fine . opal : well , that 's what i got ta believe , yeah . yeah , of course she 's just gon na come charging back here with a vengeance . in fact , you might wan na duck . amanda : i say it 's a great idea . let 's go . opal : thank you . hey , wait a minute . where 's everybody going ? no , we -- we got ta do the ribbon hat . krystal : no , we 're gon na crash the boys ' party . women : woo - hoo ! opal : that is just wrong ! women : yes . let 's go . opal : all righty . [ laughs ] i 'm with you . krystal : colby ? come on , colby , are n't you gon na go to the casino ? colby : i just got this text message from my mom saying she wants to see me . what is up with her ? she -- she leaves without saying anything and now she 's -- now she 's all about seeing me . krystal : well , i think your mother is in good hands . so come on . let 's go to the casino , and you can surprise damon . huh ? ha ha ha . come on . [ scene_break ] damon : my mom always used to rub soap on stuck zippers , so you can just take that . liza : it 's not that kind of stuck . damon : i should go . liza : ow . oh . i think it 's biting me . ow , ow . oh , please help me . careful . careful . damon : ok . liza : ahh . damon : there you go . there you go . liza : oh , whoo . that 's much better . ahh . mm . wow . you know , you really do remind me of your father . [ knocking on door ] tad : liza . open up . it 's me -- tad . [ scene_break ] ryan : come on now . it 's not worth it . jake : oh , yeah , it is . david : you know you 're all a bunch of morons , every single one of you . jesse : hey , where are you going ? david : i 'm going home . you happy ? jesse : not so fast , sparky . you are under arrest . david : what are you talking about ? [ women enter cheering ] jesse : anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . david : what is this , a joke ? jesse : if you need an attorney and can not afford one --
everyone begins to gather at the yacht club for the rehearsal dinner except for amanda and jake who are in the park kissing . they ca n't seem to get enough of each other . although jake wants to make love , amanda pulls away . ryan hugs ruth who asks about greenlee and if she will be there . ruth notices that tad is looking at liza who is on the phone with the stripper , confirming what she should do . krystal blows the whistle on jake and amanda and orders them to the dinner . at wildwind , david assures greenlee that erica will be found . david urges greenlee not to go to the rehearsal dinner , but she insists . colby confronts liza about reading her text messages . at the hospital , jesse and angie are getting ready to go to the dinner when david interrupts them . david reprimands angie for her actions and treatment of the boy who had been brought in . greenlee arrives for the dinner much to ryan 's delight . the women and men split up and go their separate ways ; the men to the bachelor party and the women to the bachelorette party . when david arrives for the bachelor party , ryan tries to force him to leave , but he insists on staying . jesse intervenes to try to make david leave . david still insists on having a drink . jake tries to talk david into leaving .
[ previously_on ] lena : a job ? i start tomorrow ? greenlee : no corporate espionage . this is my granddaddy we 're talking about . michael : what a nice surprise . mia : this was a mistake . opal : maybe you ought to think about talking to somebody . you can only hold this pain in for so long . david : you dragged me out of that o.r . and you kept me from saving my little girl . tad : you are out of your mind . [ scene_break ] simone : fusion 's sexiest man contest will be the biggest thing to hit philly since `` rocky . `` yes ! did you even know what we did in phoenix ? how about austin ? yes ! yes ! oh , my gosh , you 're going to love -- no , you will not be disappointed . you 're in ? fantastic . all right , so you know what , baby , i 'm going to call you back when -- when i 've got the details , ok ? all right , ciao . kendall : simone , will please get over here and help me proof this ad so i can submit it before the deadline , please ? simone : do i have to do absolutely every -- whoa ! carlos : are you ok ? cuidado . kendall : simone . please ? simone : all right , dots . carlos : ok . lena : um , excuse me , i 'm looking for ms. dupres . carlos : oh , she 's -- kendall : why are you here ? lena : actually , i was hoping to speak to greenlee . kendall : oh , you 're on the rebound already ? she does n't go your way . simone : oh . lena : i just wanted to thank her for her generosity . kendall : generosity ? you obviously have the wrong greenlee dupres . lena : well , if at least i could leave these for her ? carlos : i 'll make sure she gets them . lena : thank you . kendall : do n't you have a plane to catch ? lena : that 's just it -- thanks to greenlee , i can stay in america . kendall : excuse me ? lena : as of today , i 'm a financial analyst at greenlee investments . kendall : greenlee got you a job with her grandfather ? erica : palmer . palmer : oh . erica : palmer , is everything all right ? val said you needed to see me right away . palmer : no , no , i 'm fine . how about some coffee ? erica : well , palmer , val made it seem like it was an emergency . palmer : it most certainly is . erica : well , what 's wrong with you ? what 's going on ? palmer : there 's nothing wrong with me . the emergency 's about you . tad : a little casual for a funeral , is n't it ? joe : i changed my mind . i 'm not going . i do n't think you ought to , either . tad : what do you mean you 're not going ? leora was your patient . joe : yes , but david blames us for her death , and i do n't want to go to a funeral and take the chance of him blowing up again . tad : wait a minute . anna 's a friend , ok ? she 's been a good friend of this whole family . do n't we at least owe it to her to pay our respect ? joe : yes , yes , of course , and we will do so , but in private . tad : all right , pop , i 'll tell you what , you know , you handle it your way , and i 'm going to handle it my way . i 'm certainly not going to let david 's paranoia keep me from being a good friend to anna devane . joe : now , tad -- tad : no . joe : tad -- tad : no , seriously , i 'll see you later . ruth : was that tad ? joe : yeah , yeah . he 's going to go to the funeral . sure hope i did the right thing . ruth : you did . darling , i know you feel awful about leora 's death , but the less time you spend around david hayward , the better . joe : yeah , yeah . thank you , thank you . ruth : mm - hmm . joe : let 's hope our son -- [ knock on door ] joe : does n't get in any kind of imbroglio there . ruth : well , maybe he changed his mind , hmm ? oh ! jake ! oh , honey ! oh , my goodness ! oh ! anna : oh , david , please , we 're going to be late . did you go out last night ? i know you 're dreading this . so am i. i really ca n't do it alone . please . i think that we should say goodbye to our daughter together . mia : oh , my god , what a total score . that was wpvi in philadelphia . they want to help promote our sexy man contest . simone , did you just hear what i said ? simone : i 'm sure you know where to put this . mia : hello ? simone ? simone : what ? i 'm just having some fun . mia : he 's taken , remember ? besides , we 've got 100 hard bodies to wrestle right here . help me . simone : yeah , well , i do n't want a hard body , i want a nice guy -- like carlos . mia : yeah , well , i 've had my fill of nice and good . well , what ? at least you know what you 're getting yourself into . with a bad boy , you can protect yourself . simone : yeah , well , i 've had bad boys . you want to see my scars ? mia : no , not really . [ phone rings ] mia : fusion . simone : mia , what is it ? jake : i hope you do n't mind me calling like this . mia : jake . um -- no , no , not at all . jake : i 'm at my folks ' . mia : oh , you 're in pine valley ? jake : yeah , i just got back , and you 're the first person i called . listen , i do n't blame you for wanting to hang up on me , but , really , i 'd really like to see you if i could . mia : uh , you want to see me ? simone : oh . no , no . jake : i want to apologize and to explain , if you 'll give me the chance . mia : well -- simone : do n't you dare . mia : sure , i guess so . jake : all right , thank you . thank you . how about dinner ? are you free tonight ? mia : dinner ? dinner sounds good , yeah . simone : ugh . mia : dinner 's good . jake : ok . pick you up at 8 : 00 . mia : oh , all right . i 'll see you then . simone : what ? ugh . are you out of your fricking mind ? i mean , what are you -- what are you thinking ? mia : he wants to explain . simone : explain what ? he cheated on you and then he ran away . what , now you want to go kiss and make up ? mia : no , i just -- i want to hear what he has to say , you know ? simone : oh , this is unbelievable . this is way too much . what -- ugh . wait , no , where are you going ? mia : i 'm going to martins ' . simone : no . no , you 're not . mia : yeah . simone : no , i 'm not going to let you . you 're going to make an idiot out of yourself . mia : i -- i 'll be back , ok ? oh , my god . how do i look ? simone : like a bug about to meet a windshield . erica : really , palmer . palmer : erica , why have n't you returned my calls ? i know , i know what cambias tried to do to you . erica : oh , palmer , is that what this is about ? really , i do n't want to talk about it . palmer : and i know that chris ' death was a terrible blow to you . you loved him very much . erica : yes , i did , and i always will . but believe me , i 'm -- i 'm handling it . palmer : no , you 're not . no , no , you 've shut yourself off from the people who love you , you lose yourself in your work -- erica : well , i 've always worked hard . palmer : i know , i know that . but you have to deal with what 's happened . erica : i am dealing . i 'm dealing very well . palmer : uh - huh , by avoiding it ? i think you should see a professional . erica : oh , no , not you , too . oh -- palmer , look , i do not need to lie down on a couch and be shrunk . palmer : well , if you wo n't do it for yourself , at least do it for the people who love you . erica : palmer , this is ridiculous . i am the same woman i was a month ago . nothing in my life has changed . kendall : oh , mother . thank god i found you . erica : well , why ? what is it ? kendall : you 're not going to believe what 's happened . [ organ plays ] maggie : hi , janelle . janelle : oh , maggie . hi . maggie : hi . i ca n't believe this is happening . janelle : it was david 's greatest fear . maggie : david will be glad that you 're here . greenlee : well , i almost did n't come . i drove around the block twice . but if it were n't for david , you know -- maggie : i know . greenlee : oh , god . jack : janelle . anna told me that you agreed to lead the service . janelle : how could i say no ? jack : well , thank you . thank you very much . anna can use all the support she can get right now . janelle : i just hope i can get through this . oh , they loved that little girl so much . jack : you 'll be fine . you 'll be fine . this is not going to be an easy day for anybody . maggie : hi . what are you doing here ? henry : i heard about leora . i thought you might need a friend . maggie : thank you . jack : tad , buddy , what are you doing here ? tad : i 'm here because anna needs her friends . jack : i 'm not so sure that hayward is going to see it that way . tad : since when do i give a damn about what hayward thinks ? jack : look , this service is to honor the memory of a child . it is not a place to stir up grievances , my friend . tad : i 'm not going to stir up anything . look , a friend of mine lost her daughter . i 'm just going to pay my respects , that 's all . jack : and maybe get in hayward 's face a little bit ? tad : make your point , jack . jack : i was at dixie 's memorial when hayward crashed it . he made quite a scene . tad : and that 's what you think i 'm going to do ? jack : tad , if it is , i want you to leave , please . aidan : hi . where 's anna ? greenlee : she 's not here . neither is david . aidan : they have n't arrived yet ? where are they ? anna : david , are you coming or not ? we 're already late . but if you want to come , you know , you do have a few minutes to get ready . our daughter needs us this one last time . and i really , really need you . please ? ca n't you do it for her sake ? david , please . oh , god . ok . you know , maybe it 's better if you really ca n't face it . damn it , david . joe : mia . mia : hi , dr. martin . jake : mia , i thought we said dinner . mia : oh , i know , i know , but i could n't wait . i -- i just wanted to -- ruth : and i 'll give you the recipe for jake 's favorite cake . woman : oh , are n't you sweet . ruth : oh . mia . mia : hello , ruth . jake : mia , can we talk in private ? ruth : mia does n't know ? jake : listen , um -- mia : know what ? jake : i was going to -- i wanted to talk to you tonight . mia : no , no , jake , tell me here . jake : mia , i 'd like for you to meet carolyn finn , my fiancée . kendall : hi , palmer . listen , sorry to interrupt . palmer : you 're not packing any guns or sharp objects , are you ? erica : very funny . what 's your news ? kendall : lena was at fusion . erica : oh , no . do n't tell me that fusion has hired her . kendall : oh , god , no . no , no , no , she polkaed in to announce she had a new job . erica : well , that means that she can renew her work visa . kendall : yes , and stay in pine valley . erica : oh , no ! i do n't believe it . palmer : is n't lena cooperating with jackson 's investigation ? erica : yeah , well , only to save her own skin . palmer : well , if she 's so necessary to bring michael down , why are you trying to run her out of town ? erica : because lena wo n't leave bianca alone . kendall : and bianca is totally falling for lena again . palmer : are you two plotting against bianca ? erica : no , believe me , there is no plot , no plot whatsoever . lena wormed her way into bianca 's life , used her , and then broke her heart . and now lena 's coming back for more . guess what -- i wo n't allow it . palmer : well , what does bianca want ? erica : bianca is -- kendall : bianca 's so confused , she does n't know what she wants . palmer : oh , spoken like an expert . so you thought that you would save bianca ? erica : well , i 'm her mother , palmer . i have to save her . palmer : but trying to run lena out of the country -- that 's rather extreme , is n't it ? erica : i will do anything to protect my daughter , palmer . palmer : obviously . you know , this is not going to turn out well -- for either one of you . [ organ plays ] tad : ok , you 're right . i am here because of what happened at dixie 's memorial service . jack : tad , please , please do n't make a scene . i 'm begging you not to . tad : just hear me out , ok ? jack : ok . tad : as far as i 'm concerned , i did n't just lose a wife , i lost a baby girl . now , to david , kate was just some spot on a sonogram . but to me , she was every bit as real , and always will be , as leora is to him . now , i do n't think i could 've gotten through something like that without the love of my friends , including you . and i very much want to be a part of that for anna . jack : and anna needs that kind of love right now . but if hayward walks in here and he goes ballistic , what good does it do ? tad : hey , i 'm not responsible for what david does or does n't do . jack : tad , listen to me , listen to me . you know that hayward blames you and your father for what happened to leora . tad : we did n't do anything wrong . jack : i believe that , but at least your dad had the courtesy not to show up here . now , if you really care about anna , if you really give a damn about her peace of mind , then you should walk out of here right now , my friend . tad : i care about her and i 'm staying . jack : you do anything -- and i mean anything -- to upset her and you 're going to answer to me , you follow ? henry : i just wanted to say how sorry i am . i know how much you loved leora . maggie : you know , i saw her first smile . or maybe it was her second . henry : it was something , huh ? maggie : i would give anything just to see her giggle or laugh one more time . aidan : it 's so very unfair , is n't it ? greenlee : well , have n't you noticed that god 's not really into playing fair ? janelle : we ca n't always understand the reason why things happen . greenlee : what 's to understand ? janelle : we can only hold the people we love closer . anna : i need you to be with me . jack : i 'll be right there . anna : ok , thank you . thanks for coming . tad : yeah . anna : hi . maggie : hi . anna : do n't cry . it 's all right . shh . ok ? anna : thanks . thank you . thank you for coming . oh , hi . greenlee : i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . anna : i brought leora 's bear for her . is that all right ? greenlee : is -- is david with you ? anna : no , i do n't think he 's coming . jack : you ok ? you ok ? anna : yeah . jack : you sure ? anna : yeah . jack : ok . anna : i brought your bear . jack : here . anna : thanks . jack : just sit down , ok ? why do n't you sit over here . janelle : listen , the service can wait if you think david will show . anna : no . [ organ stops ] anna : you should -- you should definitely go ahead , thank you . thank you . janelle : all right . janelle : we are here to celebrate the joy of leora hayward . she may have only been with us a short time , but the love she shined on us will fill our hearts forever . mia : you call me up out of the blue after all these months . um -- oh , my god . i am -- i am such an idiot . jake : mia , this is not how i wanted you to find out about carolyn . mia : oh . jake : i 'm not telling you this to hurt you . mia : oh , my god . you cheat on me , you run off , and now you just -- you slink back into town to tell me your good news ? what -- what are you thinking ? i mean , jake , why did you call me ? jake : i called you because i think we both could use some closure . mia : oh , right , right , so you could be on to your next conquest . ok . jake : no . mia : so why do n't you just tell me about her then ? tell me . jake : she -- she 's someone who i have a lot in common with . we want the same things . mia : i thought we wanted the same things . jake : mia , what i did was inexcusable and wrong . i 'm not trying to justify it . i 'm never going to forgive myself for the mistakes that i made . mia : you know , i 'm really feeling your pain right now . jake : but you need to face the truth . mia : what truth ? jake : you wrecked what we had , mia , not me . mia : hmm . erica : palmer , all i 'm doing is trying to protect my daughter from a woman who has no scruples . kendall : yeah , after everything that witch has done to her , bianca 's actually willing to give her a second chance . palmer : well , sometimes people deserve a second chance . erica : well , not this woman and not with my daughter . are you sure that lena has been hired ? kendall : yeah , right down to the assigned parking spot . erica : but it has to be the right kind of job . kendall : well , how about financial analyst ? erica : how could this happen ? i mean , her face has been plastered all over the news as a major player in -- in a corporate scandal . i mean , who in their right mind would even hire her ? kendall : greenlee 's grandfather . erica : woodruff ? i mean , woodruff makes his employees pass a white - glove test before they 're even allowed in the door . i mean , what on earth would possess him to hire lena kundera ? she 's a fraud . kendall : greenlee . erica : what ? kendall : yeah , he did it as a favor for her . palmer : are you sure greenlee was involved in this ? kendall : yes , absolutely . palmer : and where are you going ? erica : thank you for bringing this to my attention , kendall . palmer : you 're playing with fire , young lady , and you 're going to get burned . [ soft music plays ] janelle : leora taught us so many things . she showed us courage before she was even born , so determined to know this world and to know the people who loved her . she was a miracle who lit up even the darkest corners of our hearts . we may have lost an angel to heaven , but the joy she brought will live within us forever . let 's celebrate leora 's life by sharing her love and her light together . singer : a man is placed upon the steps a baby cries high above you can hear the church bells start to ring and as the heaviness oh , the heaviness the body settles in somewhere you can hear a mother sing then it 's one foot then the other as you step out on the road of hope step out on the road how much weight ? how much ? then it 's how long and how far and how many times oh before it 's too late ? singers : calling all angels calling all angels walk me through this one do n't leave me alone calling all angels calling all angels singer : we 're tryin ' and hopin ' but we 're not sure how mia : you 're blaming me because you could n't keep your pants on . that 's -- that 's classy . i loved you . jake : no , you did n't , mia . mia : how can you say that ? how can you say that ? we were going to be married . jake : a marriage you kept postponing . mia : yeah , i know , because fusion was just getting started and things were happening . jake : mia , you did n't want to marry me . fusion was just an excuse . mia : that is so not true . that is just not true . i wanted to spend the rest of my life with you . jake : well , maybe once you did . i just -- i think that once you had your fall , it just changed everything . i -- i think that you nearly dying made you think about what you really wanted , and what you really did n't want was me . mia : you make all of that sound so incredibly selfish . jake : mia , it is what it is . you -- you wanted the freedom to test yourself , and there 's probably nothing wrong with that , but i resented it . mia : i -- i did n't want to rush into a marriage so that someone could solve my problems . i wanted to solve them for myself . jake : exactly . and i think the more strength you found in yourself , the more you pushed me away . mia : i never meant to . jake : and the angrier i got . mia : well , when you proposed to me , i was on top of the world . jake : we both were . i think it was -- it was a really happy ending for both of us . mia : that night i thought we found it . i did . jake : it 's still there to be had . just with other people . mia : right . right . carolyn . i ca n't be happy for you . jake : i do n't expect you to be happy . mia , i just wanted you to know that -- joe : may not feel like it , but you did the right thing . jake : i hope so . kendall : i 'm not up to anything . palmer : of course you are . this cambias brouhaha united you with erica , for the moment , at least , but now you are determined to see it go further . kendall : so what 's wrong with that ? the bond is real , palmer . i saved erica from being raped and she saved me . do n't you see how huge that is ? palmer : i know you 've always wanted a relationship with erica . kendall : what about you ? you 've been pushing for this forever . you even tried to use the fusion lease to get us together . and now that erica and i finally have something , why are you being so negative ? palmer : because you have a way of pushing things until they explode in your face . you can not force erica into a relationship and expect it to thrive . kendall : i 'm just trying to make it work . palmer : at what cost ? kendall : palmer , i thought you 'd be happy for me . palmer : well , not if you think that turning against your friend greenlee is going to make your mother love you more . anna : david ? leora : daddy . leora : why are you being so silly ? are n't you going to talk ? david : my angel baby . i love you so much . leora : i love you this much , daddy . david : do you know that before you were born , i used to sing to you ? and i would dream of the time that would come that i could hold you in my arms . and then that day came that i literally touched your heart , and you became a part of mine forever . my god . i miss you so much . leora : but daddy , i 'm right here . david : i promised that i would take care of you . and i tried so hard to keep you with me . i mean , if i would 've just -- but i swear , i will always love you , darling . i will always be your daddy . and no one will ever take that away from us . mia : happily freaking after . [ mia chuckles ] mia : who needs it anyway ? not me . i do n't need it . i do n't need anything . oh . oh , it 's you . michael : yeah , i hate to keep repeating myself , but you look like you could use something to drink here . kendall : i have n't turned on greenlee . palmer : oh , please . you ratted on her like a schoolyard snitch . kendall : i was trying to help bianca . palmer : you were trying to win points with erica . kendall : listen , erica has a right to know what greenlee did . palmer : fine . so you were so eager to give her up ? kendall : so ? so what ? palmer : it seems to me that in between your catfights , greenlee protected your back more than once . kendall : listen , i 'm just looking out for my family , ok ? family comes first . palmer : uh - huh . kendall : is n't that what everyone always says ? palmer : well , as , you know -- what , at the expense of turning on your friend greenlee ? kendall : all i did was -- palmer : was to point erica at her next target . kendall : but , palmer -- palmer : now , you know that erica is not going to let this rest , not when she is desperate to find a focus on something other than the terrible blows that she 's suffered . kendall : erica is just fine , trust me . besides , it 's lena 's head that she 's after . greenlee is hardly in her line of fire . carlos : are you all right ? greenlee : oh . not really . carlos : simone said you were at -- greenlee : leora barely had a chance to -- [ greenlee sighs ] carlos : is there anything i can do ? greenlee : actually -- look at all these responses . i mean , this place would fall apart without me . from you ? carlos : no , they 're from lena . she got them for you because you helped her get the job , for your generosity . greenlee : she actually said that ? carlos : yeah . greenlee : what are you smiling at ? carlos : i see the heart you wo n't admit you have . greenlee : uh , i hate to break it to you , but i did n't help lena because my heart 's so darn big . i did it to cause trouble . carlos : trouble ? trouble for who ? erica : for me . and you chose the wrong person to fight with . anna : you know , i want to thank you so much for helping , and what you said was really , really beautiful . janelle : look , if you need anything -- anna : i know , i know . janelle : i 'm worried about david . anna : yeah . me , too . aidan : are you sure there 's nothing you need ? anna : oh , no . just you being here was enough . aidan : i can wait around if you want . anna : uh - uh . i need to be alone with david . thanks . aidan : ok . i 'll call you later . anna : yeah . bye . anna : do you want to stay for a while ? david : no . anna : david , what ? david : why was he here ? anna : who ? david : tad . why did he come ? anna : no . you ca n't do this now . david : to gloat ? anna : this is certainly not the time . david : to do a victory dance over leora 's casket ? anna : oh , david . david : my daughter is dead because of him and his father . they ripped her out of my life . anna : i know you need to feel angry at someone , but this -- david : no , do n't , do n't . do n't patronize me . anna : i 'm not patronizing you ! we have just lost our child . david : yes , yes , that 's right ! and the martins got what they wanted ! anna : what are you talking about ? david : their sick revenge scheme . anna : what revenge ? david : they 've always hated me . anna : you have to stop this . david : because dixie loved me , because dixie chose me over tad . and all this time they 've been trying to find some way to destroy my life . they finally found it . they killed my little girl . anna : that 's crazy . tad and joe , they did n't kill her . david : oh , of course you would say that ! because you always know what 's right ! anna : no , i do n't , not anymore . david : well , it 's a little late for you not to be sure . anna : you 're blaming me ? so it 's me or tad or joe ? it 's not you . it 's never you . david : no . i will not blame myself for being the one person that genuinely tried to save her life . anna : you should have protected her . you should 've done what was best for her . david : i did ! anna : no , you did what was best for you because you can never be wrong , nor could you believe that anyone else could possibly save your daughter ! if anyone is responsible for her death , it 's you . [ next_on ] jake : tad , this is carolyn , my fiancée . tad : are you out of your mind ? mia : there is something that you could do for me , actually . david : you signed our daughter 's death certificate , anna . i just wish you would 've killed me , too . greenlee : maybe we should just end this now , before you 're my next target .
jake returns to pine valley and calls mia . mia rushes over to his parents ' place , only to find another woman there . jake hesitates and finally tells her that he 's engaged . mia does n't understand and jake explains that they both wanted different things out of life . he tells her that she kept pushing him away and at some point , other things in her life became more important . mia accepts her faults but still ca n't be happy for him . she goes off to the gym and finds michael there . joe decides not to go to leora 's funeral , but tad insists on going . at the funeral , jackson pleads with tad to leave if he plans to create a scene . anna arrives alone and tells her friends that david does n't plan on coming . janelle starts the service , but stops when she sees david enter . anna is glad david finally decided to say good - bye to his daughter . after everyone leaves , david asks anna why tad came . he insists that the martins have always hated him and that they finally got what they wanted . anna protests but david turns everything around on her . anna finally tells him that if anyone is to blame for leora 's death , it 's him . kendall tells erica that greenlee arranged for a job for lena , and erica rushes off to fusion immediately . at fusion , greenlee admits to carlos that she was n't helping lena out of the goodness of her heart and that she was just trying to stir up trouble . erica overhears this and tells greenlee that she 'll be sorry .
ryan : erica ? erica , are you still there ? erica : please , just get out here . ryan : where ? erica : i can trust you , right ? i 'm -- i 'm right about that , are n't i ? you 're the only one i can trust . i can trust you , right ? ryan : yes , yes , you can trust me , erica , but you got to tell me where you are . erica : you do n't know ? oh , they do . they paid people to watch me -- my own family -- but they do n't have a clue what 's going on . ryan : erica , are you all right ? erica : i 'm not all right . i 'm not all right , of course not , or i would n't need you . kendall : let me talk to her . erica : who 's that ? who 's there with you ? jack : let ryan handle this , please . erica : i hear people . where are you ? are you in a bar ? ryan : no , no , i 'm -- i 'm at home . but you have to tell me where you are , erica . erica : home -- i guess that 's where i am , too . whoo ! [ cards shuffle ] ryan : what 's going on ? erica : did you hear that ? ryan : no , i did n't -- what did you hear , erica ? ryan : erica , you said you 're at home . where 's home ? erica : hell . i 'm in hell ! ryan : ok , are you at the hotel ? are you still in las vegas ? erica : yes , yes , the hotel . please , please just come and get me . ryan : i will be there as soon as i can . erica : i need you ! ryan is coming . ryan is coming , and he 's going to get rid of you . he 's going to make you go away . ryan is going to take care of you , you son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] ryan : she wants me in vegas . jack : ryan , did erica sound like she 'd been drinking ? ryan : yeah . bianca : was she drunk ? ryan : i mean , she was out it . kendall : well , was she still at the hotel ? ryan : she said she was in hell . but `` hotel `` did register with her . i mean , i guess she 's still at the seasons . i got to get out there . jack : who are you calling ? ryan : i got to call my pilot because he 's got to file a flight plan in order to -- kendall : no , no , he does n't ! you 're not going . [ scene_break ] tad : do n't do this , sweetheart . come on , come on , stay with me . keep talking now . bianca : i want my baby back . i want miranda . krystal : i -- i ca n't . i ca n't hurt babe and j.r. -- i ca n't -- tad : krystal ? can you hear me ? what ? what could hurt j.r. or babe ? krystal : miranda . [ scene_break ] liza : this is perfect . david : whatever you 're plotting between those scheming synapses of yours , you can just forget it . you want to break up krystal and tad , you 're on your own . liza : you 're going to give me my ammunition . david : that 's funny . no , i 'm not . liza : that 's the key . it 's like a gift from god . david : would you just get out , please , before lightning strikes my cabin ? liza : you know babe 's father . david : no , i do n't . liza : you know , it 's amazing what you can find out when you do a genealogical search on the internet . david : really ? how fascinating . so is that your new hobby ? liza : i sent for babe 's birth certificate , accessed a few sites , and verified -- et voilá -- babe 's father , dr. ronald desmond fitzgerald , graduate of stanford medical school . david : ron fitzgerald ? and krystal ? ron is babe carey � s father ? liza : so you know him . david : yeah , i know him . we were n't close . liza : he was n't a fun guy ? david : a little too much fun and his own biggest fan . he was so arrogant . thought he was the hottest thing since jonas salk . liza : so you two had a lot in common . kidding . any idea where he went ? david : last i heard he was in northern california , i think . he went into pediatrics . liza : hmm . probably could n't take the pressure of surgery , like you . david : i have no idea why he chose that field . liza : well , maybe you want to ask him ? david : you want me to call ron ? liza : sure . why not ? invite him for a little visit , a little mini reunion -- you and ronald and krystal . [ scene_break ] tad : krystal , listen to me . you 're not making sense . what about miranda could hurt babe or j.r. ? krystal : tad -- tad : yeah . krystal : where -- tad : the ball game . welcome back . krystal : oh -- tad : strike three , remember ? boy , you had me scared to death . you were really out . krystal : oh , was that an asteroid or just a lucky hit ? tad : well , not too lucky for you . krystal : oh -- ow ! ow ! please ! do n't do an instant replay . tad : ok , that 's it . come on . krystal : where are we going ? tad : we 're going to the emergency room , for starters . krystal : no , do n't be silly . come on , i can do it . tad : krystal -- krystal : i 'm fine . leave me alone . tad : yep , that 's what i thought . krystal : oh -- tad : that 's kind of what they all say . all right , there , just one foot in front of the other , go on . krystal : oh . [ scene_break ] ryan : what are you doing , kendall ? this is n't your call to make . kendall : no , i 'm a lot more invested in this than you are . ryan : well , that might be true , but she called -- kendall : no , and so is jack and bianca . jack , do n't you think this is crazy ? ryan : she 's upset ! kendall : no , she 's plastered ! jack : no , she 's ill , is what she is . kendall : well , then , she should be calling you . jack : obviously , she does n't agree with that . kendall : no , erica is in a clueless , booze - induced haze . ok , let 's take a vote , then . all in favor of jack helping erica , raise your hand . greenlee : if she needs help -- kendall : she needs it ! jack : it has to be her call , kendall . kendall : come on , she 's totally incapable of knowing what she needs . jack , this is wrong . this is not right . come on , after everything that she 's done to you and me and bianca -- jack : none of that matters . all that matters is that she 's reaching out for help here . bianca : and not from us . kendall : yeah , but she 's pushing us all away . jack : so what ? maybe she 's feeling guilty . maybe she feels like we 're against her . she 's reached out to somebody that she trusts , someone that we all trust . kendall : oh , you think ryan 's going to be able to get erica into rehab ? jack : all i want ryan to do is to get erica back here to pine valley . then we can tackle the alcohol problem . kendall : yeah , which i 'm sure is that her corkscrew is under the couch and she wants someone to reach out and have her open another bottle . jack : now , you listen to me . if you 're angry at your mother , i get that . but nobody 's asking you to go out there and help her bring her back here or anything else . and if when she does get back here she offers you the olive branch of peace , you 're going to slap it out of her hand for all i care . but by god , you will not stand in the way of anyone who is trying to help her . kendall : my god , jack , is that what you think ? you think i want to see her hurting and broken ? i mean , is that really what you think ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , i 've wasted enough time with you . [ man laughs ] erica : besides , i think i need a drink . oh ! zach ! he locked it . [ man laughs ] erica : oh , you stop it . you stop it right now ! do you hear me ? oh , no . no ! no , that ca n't be . no , no , you ca n't do that . oh . no . no . no . no , i -- i do n't want to die . no , i do n't want to die . i do n't want to die . [ scene_break ] krystal : i was just surprised , all right ? the blood drained from my head . tad : and that 's why we 're going to make sure that some of it 's managed to find its way back . krystal : tad , come on -- tad : no ! let 's hear if from a doctor , ok ? krystal : are you sure you 're just not using this as an excuse to play doctor yourself ? tad : i 'm sure . krystal : wow . not even a hint of a smile . you really are scared about me , are n't you ? tad : i 'm concerned . at the ballpark , when you started to come around , you said something . krystal : oh , ok , what ? what , did i say some guy 's name and then got you jealous ? tad : no . you were talking about miranda . [ scene_break ] kendall : is that what you think ? you think that i want to see my mother ruined ? is that what you all think ? i hate the fact that my mother is drinking herself to death . i hate the fact that she 's out there all alone and that she left us . jack : all right , kendall , now that she 's reaching out -- kendall : no , but not to you or to me . do n't you understand that ? all i 've ever wanted growing up , even before i found out erica was my real mother -- all i 've ever wanted was to know that i belonged somewhere , that maybe there was someone else out there who needed me like i needed them . bianca : oh , kendall . now you know . kendall : yeah . erica was a part of that for about five minutes . i mean , we connected , we were right there , my dream came true . and then she left . she 's gone . she just left and she took it away . jack : kendall , do you want her back ? kendall : not if she 's going to push us away again . not under those circumstances , no . greenlee : sometimes life is beyond our control . bianca : yeah , we have to just wait and see what move she makes and then just take it from there . kendall : no , but she should have called you . jack : honey , even if she had called me , what could i do ? i ca n't leave lily now . reggie : we got to stick close . jack : look , i 'm glad she called ryan . you want to know why ? because he 's not as close to this as the rest of us . bianca : that 's right . you know what ? maybe this is better , because ryan can be a little more objective about this than you or me . greenlee : it 's like jack says , erica trusts ryan , so she wo n't feel guilty or threatened or anything . this could be the first step . ryan : ok , i 'm going to swing by my place . i 'm going to start putting some clothes in a suitcase . greenlee : i 'll drive you . ryan : all right . and we 'll call you as soon as i get any news at all . [ scene_break ] david : you ca n't force someone to love you . you might as well try to teach a pig how to sing . in the end , it 's a waste of your time and -- liza : and it annoys the pig . honestly , for heaven 's sakes , david , it does n't have anything to do with tad . it 's to show krystal for what she really is ! david : did n't you just accuse me of being interested in krystal ? liza : yeah , but you see the truth , and it does n't make a difference to you . david : thanks -- i think . liza : look , i 've always seen j.r. as my stepson . she has somehow maneuvered her gold - digging daughter into the chandler family ! david : i do n't know . that sounds more like adam 's problem than yours . liza : oh , you want to let adam handle it ? honestly , i 'm not out for blood . i just want to expose krystal and spare the rest of the town . david : oh , yes , the benevolent liza colby . but it 's more for tad , do n't you think ? liza : i 'm not going to let her and her daughter take advantage of anyone else . everyone deserves to know the truth about krystal carey . [ scene_break ] krystal : just give me the bill , and i 'm out of here . joe : no , no , hold on , hold on , not quite so fast . tad : is there any sign of concussion ? joe : not that i can see , but we 're going to take some pictures just to be on the safe side . krystal : ok , well , show me where to go , i 'll say `` cheese `` and then `` ciao . `` joe : well , you can do all that tomorrow morning . krystal : oh , come -- no ! joe : i want you here overnight for observation . krystal : dr. joe , my head is like concrete . tad : i 'll vouch for that . joe : yeah , well , even concrete cracks . i 'm doing this for your sake . tad : can i stay with her ? krystal : oh , what is this , some kind of father - son setup scam ? tad : hey , you want to be stuck in the hospital by yourself ? joe : it 's your decision . but in view of the anxiety attacks you 've been experiencing , i do not want you leaving here tonight . tad : thanks , pop . krystal : you do n't have to stay with me . tad : yeah , i do . i feel responsible . i took you to that stupid ballgame in the first place . it was my fault , and i just want to take care of you . krystal : you 're such a gentleman . tad : do n't tell anybody . you want to talk about miranda ? krystal : you know , i do n't -- i do n't even remember what i said . what did i say ? tad : well , when you started to come to , you said something like -- something to the effect that you had done something . and then you faded out again and you came back and you mumbled something about j.r. and babe getting hurt . krystal : well -- yeah . i mean , marriage is never easy . tad : yeah , no kidding . so what does that have to do with miranda ? you 're not going to say anything ? krystal : does n't a base hit to the skull say it all , tad ? tad : oh , come on . let 's be honest , all right ? it 's a lot more than that . truth is your stress level 's been off the charts for weeks now . at the wedding , you thought you were having a heart attack . now you 're mumbling about j.r. and babe and miranda ? krystal : well , look , honey , babe 's best friend loses her baby , then bianca leaves the hospital with bess . i mean , that 's enough to give you a stroke right there and then . tad : there 's something going on . krystal : yeah ! did n't you just hear me ? tons -- tons is going on ! tad : whatever it is , it has something to do with miranda being front and center . krystal : tad , come on . i mean , that baby has just torn everybody inside out . tad : this is no joke . i 'm scared for you . krystal : do n't be . tad : it 's easier said than done . i do n't want to lose you . look , you and i have been through an awful lot together , good and bad , and one thing i am sure of is you are a truly good person . whatever it is , you can tell me . krystal : i 'm -- i 'm so afraid . tad : of what ? krystal : babe . i 'm just afraid that she is going to lose everything that she 's ever loved . [ scene_break ] david : it 's a very fine blurred line that separates infatuation from obsession and sickness , liza . your focus on krystal and tad is becoming unhealthy . liza : it 's like the pot calling the kettle black . david : hey , i 've learned from my mistakes . liza : oh , yeah , maybe this time . and look at you . honestly , living out here in the middle of nowhere like some mad hermit . david : it 's not a cave ! liza : well , it 's the frank lloyd wright equivalent . you make a lot of money , right ? i mean , you ca n't afford a maid ? david : would you leave that the hell alone ? liza : that was n't trash ? ew ! david : well , i guess it is now . but for a few brief moments , this was almost a miracle . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh . i wish i really knew if our mother really wanted or actually needed help from us . bianca : well , after our last conversation , there 's no way mom would have called me . kendall : oh , binks , i 'm sorry . i know how much you love her . bianca : i know you love her , too . kendall : but -- bianca : but even if she did want to be a part of my life again , i do n't think we can ever be the way we were , not after the things she said about miranda and the way she felt . kendall : no . no . honestly , i think this is partially my fault . i mean , we worked so hard to keep her out of the loop . i mean , you and i -- we teamed up to lie to her , and maybe that was n't the best choice . bianca : that was the only thing we could do . look , keeping mom in the dark was the best thing for everyone , and she 's proven that a hundred times over . i mean , look , she could n't deal with life here , so she took off for vegas . kendall : ok , fine , but the drinking -- bianca : the drinking is terrible . i hate it . but i still say it 's not our fault . kendall : do you think maybe that she 'd be able to deal with all of this better if she had just dealt with her own rape all those years ago ? maybe she would -- bianca : absolutely . she would have been a lot healthier . god . i do n't know how i 'm going to react when she comes back , what i 'm going to say to her . kendall : we just need to let her know that we never meant to hurt her . bianca : that is if ryan can convince her to come back , and then -- kendall : and then -- bianca : if she does -- kendall : and if she does , if she does , then we just take all of this one step at a time . that 's all we can do . [ scene_break ] erica : no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! [ scene_break ] ryan : you understand why i 'm going , right ? greenlee : i want you to . nobody 's better at saving the day . you 're going to do the right thing . bianca and my father need erica . so does kendall . ryan : i 'm going to do my best . greenlee : that 's all anyone can ask . ryan : why do n't you come ? greenlee : erica wants you . ryan : yeah , she feels a connection to my father . greenlee : yeah , you 're the closest thing to chris that she can get . but me ? she would n't want to share a 747 . ryan : i guess you 're right . greenlee : sally forth , brave knight , and vanquish the dragon . ryan : oh , have faith , fair maiden , and do n't call me sally . i 'm going to miss you . greenlee : i wish i could give you , like , a scarf or some sort of token . is n't that what ladies did with their knights ? sorry , i 'm scarfless . ryan : well , i 'll have to settle for this . [ ryan kisses greenlee ] ryan : and , hey , if there 's any more , you know , legal -- greenlee : i 'll just dig a moat . ryan : battling , you know -- greenlee : i 'll just dig a moat between me and them -- ryan : well , call me before -- greenlee : and await your triumphant return . ryan : call me before you start digging . greenlee : i will , i will . safe flight . ryan : ok . all right . yeah , are we cleared for takeoff ? well , yeah , it 's fine , whenever the tower says it 's ok . [ scene_break ] jack : come over here , you . bianca : oh -- jack : what ? bianca : i 'm not unbreakable . jack : oh , i 'm surprised to hear that . i mean , you 're so incredibly strong . i mean , here you are , after everything you 've faced , everything you 've been through , and you 're give me moral support . huh . bianca : well , what are nieces for ? jack : well , if you 're the niece , i 'd say to set a good example for your uncle jack . you are so special . bianca : i 'm not so special . jack : yes , you are , and you 're very brave . bianca : i 'm really not . i just -- i just do n't know what else to do except keep going on . jack : and do you know why ? i 'll tell you . because you know deep down inside that someday , somehow everything is going to work out . bianca : i guess i must . jack : so you see ? you 're not so out of practice when it comes to hope . as a matter of fact , you give this whole family hope . [ scene_break ] david : so , for those few brief moments , i thought it was possible . the dna from this swab was going to prove that bess was bianca 's baby . liza : tad beat you to the punch . i mean , the results said the baby was babe 's and j.r. 's . david : oh , believe me , it did cross my mind that tad doctored those results . liza : tad ? never . i mean , he 's cursed by his own honesty . if you sensed anything fishy , check krystal . she 's the one who stood to gain by keeping that baby a chandler . david : liza , you 've got to let this go . krystal is not responsible for the disappearance of jimmy hoffa or the lindbergh baby or global warming . she was n't on the grassy knoll , nor was she asleep at the wheel of the titanic . liza : you know , you 're hypnotized , just like all the other men that krystal has rubbed up against . david : you know something ? you 're becoming more and more sick by the moment . you need a good therapist . liza : i thought you were smart . david : i am smart . i 'm smart enough to tell you to get the hell out of my cabin -- come on -- now . go . arrivederci . ciao . [ scene_break ] tad : what 's rolling around that head of yours ? tell me . krystal : oh . nightmares . tad : about miranda ? krystal : i see my grandbaby in that river . and i watch it struggle . then it 's gone . god , it 's just -- it 's just so real , and -- i wake up panicking , i 'm sweating . last night , i woke up screaming . tad : how long has it been going on ? krystal : since the baby was lost . and it 's just getting worse and worse and worse , and then at the wedding , when babe told me that she thought it might have been her baby that died , then that -- that night was the worst . tad : i 'm surprised you can sleep at all . krystal : i wish i did n't have to . and then kendall -- huh . come on , at the wedding , shouting at j.r. , cursing them ? i mean , telling them that them and their baby are going to have a life of unhappiness ? tad : kendall was being ridiculous . she was on overload , ok ? she just lost it , that 's all . krystal : no , but what if it 's true ? tad : oh , come on ! krystal : no ! tad : kendall 's a lot of things , but she 's no prophet . krystal : what if babe is headed for misery ? after all this , what if babe and j.r. are never going to get the happiness that they deserve ? tad : has j.r. given you any indication that he 's unhappy ? krystal : no , not to me . tad : ok . well , there you go . worry about j.r . he 's the only person that could destroy babe 's life . oh , i 'm sure adam would love to give it a shot . krystal : oh , god . it 's just -- you know , it 's just my craziness . i know it is . my whole life has just been nothing but low - paying jobs , low - type men , trying to feed a fatherless child , and then babe finally gets the white picket fence , and i 'm thinking , `` yeah , how long is that going to last ? `` tad : till death do them part . krystal : no , no . i have never had anything decent that some jealous creep did n't try to take away from me . tad : oh , now you 're just being paranoid . krystal : well , just because i 'm paranoid does n't mean they 're not out to get me . i mean , why should this be any different ? you do n't know what it 's like . you do n't -- afraid you 're going to be thrown back in the street ? back to square one , no job , no food , nothing ? forget about it ! i mean , you 're lucky . yeah , it must be nice growing up no worries , no cares . you 're the son of a rich doctor . tad : yeah , it must be nice . personally , i would n't know . and if you want to put a little money on it , make it interesting , i 'll stack my miserable childhood up against yours any day of the week . krystal : but you 're a martin . tad : yeah , i know . i am now . did you forget about opal ? you remember opal -- i know you do . she got the big hair and even bigger jewelry ? she 's always whining about seeing things ? what , you think that joe was married to her before he was married to ruth ? well , my biological father never helped people . he hurt them . and i got the scars to prove it . i got an arm that twinges every single time it rains to remind me just exactly where i 'm from and all about my polluted bloodlines . krystal : i 'm sorry . tad : no , do n't be . broken arm 's nothing compared to what he did to ruth . that 's another story . in any case , from the -- from the day that she and joe adopted me , i 've never , never known a moment 's abuse or feeling unloved or unwanted , but that does n't mean i do n't remember what it 's like . i may have had a happy ending , but i know all about being scared and waking up screaming . i got my own nightmares . truth is , sweetheart , sometimes no matter how hard we try to bury it , the past does n't want to stay buried . [ scene_break ] kendall : i want to go . ryan : you think that 's smart ? kendall : i wo n't get in your way , i wo n't interfere . ryan : there 's a reason that erica called me , kendall . kendall : no , ryan , i need to speak to erica before she comes back to pine valley . ryan : erica feels alienated from all of you , ok ? this is n't the time to get involved -- kendall : yeah , but there are things that erica needs to know before she sees bianca . ryan : what makes you think she 's even going to leave las vegas ? kendall : but if she does . look , ryan , erica and bianca were as close as any mother and daughter could be before i came into the picture . bianca needs erica with her right now . she needs her mother . i want to make erica understand . i want to help them get back what they had . ryan : you coming along could wreck everything . kendall : no . no , it wo n't , i swear . i wo n't -- i wo n't interfere , i wo n't -- no screaming . i wo n't even raise my voice , i promise . you call all the shots . ryan : i still think it 's a bad idea . kendall : ok , well , if you do n't let me hitch a ride , then i 'm just going to book a seat on the next commercial flight . ryan : to help erica find her corkscrew ? kendall : i only said that because i was hurt . i mean , when erica finally makes contact , who does she call ? you . ryan : and do you think all that hurt 's just going to disappear when you see her face to face ? kendall : no , ryan , i need to do this , ok ? for bianca , for erica , for me . i 'm not out to cause trouble . i do n't want to hurt anybody . i just -- i feel like this is where i belong -- near my mother . she needs me , ryan . she needs help . please let me hitch a ride with you . [ scene_break ] erica : i know you 're here , enjoying this . i 've had enough . let me out ! please . please let me go . ryan . oh , ryan . oh . you 've all come . you 've all come to get me , to get me out of this -- this sick joke ! oh . do n't you see me ? look at me . reggie : let 's go , dad . let 's go pay our last respects . erica : i do n't know what this is , but i 've had enough . please . please , jack , you have to get me out of here . please , jack . jack : i loved her so much . and now she -- reggie : no . maybe it 's like they say -- she 's in a better place now . erica : please do n't do this . oh , god , please do n't do this , i 'm begging you . please do n't ! i 'm ready . i 'll come home with you . please , just get me out of here . kendall : we fought too much . we wasted too much time . erica : but we can still have more time . we can have as much time as you want ! bianca : she 's with grandma now . kendall : she 's with mona . sweet , sweet mona . bianca : grandma will take care of her . erica : ryan ? ryan , you were supposed to help me . ryan , you 're my last hope . ryan : i 'm so sorry i did n't make it in time . erica : you did . you did . you are . just -- just do something . just get rid of him . he 's here . he 's here . he 's here right in this room . he 's watching and he 's waiting . ryan : give my love to my dad , and i hope that you and chris -- you find peace . erica : no , i 'm not dead ! no , ryan , please ! please , you ca n't leave me with him ! ryan , please ! he 's here ! this is what he wants ! he 's been watching and waiting ! jack , please ! no , jack ! [ scene_break ] liza : hello . dr. fitzgerald ? this is liza colby . i own wrcw - tv here in pennsylvania . we have one of the highest - rated medical talk shows here on the east coast , and i was calling to ask you for your expertise . pediatrics , children . well , that 's exactly why i want to fly you out here to discuss it . well , our offices are in pine valley , outside philadelphia . yes . interested ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you 're a lucky guy . tad : i know . believe me , i know . that 's why i want to give some of it back . see , i think you deserve to feel safe . i very much want you to feel safe . so how 's about you let me be the guy that 's there for you ? [ scene_break ] [ david picks up the plastic bag containing miranda � s dna ] liza 's voice : if you sense something fishy , check with krystal . she 's the one who stood to gain by keeping that baby a chandler . [ scene_break ] jack : we 're going to get erica the best doctors and we 're going to find the best facility for her . bianca : if she 'll let us . [ knock on door ] reggie : yeah . you ca n't get clean if she does n't want to . greenlee : ryan 's on his way . he 'll do all he can to reach her . jack : well , i just pray he can . reggie : well , i have some studying to do . bianca : i 'll go make some phone calls . jack : ok . greenlee : i have a good feeling about this . it 's all going to work out . [ scene_break ] ryan : and you promise to keep quiet -- you know , like take a nap or read or something on this flight ? kendall : yes , definitely . you wo n't even know i 'm here . ryan : and then you 'll take my lead in vegas when it comes to erica ? kendall : cross my heart . ryan : all right . against my better judgment , you 're on . kendall : thank you . [ scene_break ] [ cards shuffle ] erica : you wo n't destroy me ! they love me -- jack and bianca and kendall . it does n't matter if you do n't . they love me ! and you stay away from me . you go back to hell where you belong ! oh ! oh , god . oh , please . my life ca n't be over . this ca n't be the end . [ next_on ] krystal : you want to take me on , you go for it , but you go after my baby doll , and i will part your hair with a chain saw ! ryan : where 's erica ? zach : there 's no one here by that name . kendall : this is hers . my mother was here . ryan : all right , all right . what is going on ? what have you done with her ?
tad takes krystal to the hospital after her panic attack . she has almost incriminated herself , unconsciously revealing what she 's done with the dna test . but tad says he wants to be there for her , not hurt her . meanwhile , liza is determined to stop at nothing to break them up . when david hayward refuses to help her , she digs up babe 's real father who 's a doctor and invites him to come to pine valley for an interview .
maddie : somebody help me ! please , somebody help me ! zach : what are you doing ? maddie : he 's hurting me ! somebody please help me ! zach : i 'm not going to hurt -- where 's your mother ? maddie : help me ! oh , mom -- maria : maddie , what happened ? maddie : thank god you 're here ! maria : what happened ? sam : what the hell did you do to my sister ? maddie : look what he did to me . look ! it was awful , mom . he -- maria : ok , stop . stop . stop it right now . [ scene_break ] erica : i did it . i should n't have , but i did . i lied . i did n't go to the studio , i did n't wait for kendall to call me , i went to see her . i know -- we swore that we would n't interfere in our children 's lives , but i could n't help it . i had to do something . so , there it is . i broke my promise , and i 'm sorry . jack : i 'm sorry , too . erica : you can save the lecture . jack : erica , i did n't meet livia . i went straight to ryan and greenlee 's . erica : you broke your promise , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is delicious . all my favorites . ryan : i 'm glad you like it . greenlee : what ? ryan : i love you . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't crowd me , j.r . j.r. : how 'd you know it was me ? kendall : you 're the only guy in pine valley who wears that cologne . j.r. : it 's sexy , right ? kendall : it 's expensive . dead give - away . j.r. : well , i 'm going to try to mix it up in the future . kendall : all right , look , why do n't you try this ? kendall has had a very , very bad day . she 's not in the mood for sweet talk or chitchat . she 's definitely not up for bs , especially if it 's spelled `` j.r. `` j.r. : maybe kendall 's in the mood for a little of this . [ scene_break ] singer : you know that i love you , baby babe : hey , i did n't know you knew amanda . aidan : i do n't . well , not really . she asked me to take these . for her mother . she must have slipped the camera into my pocket . babe : pictures for her mother . is she not the sweetest thing ? aidan : yeah , that 's one way to spin it . babe : why do you say that ? [ scene_break ] amanda : you are such a hunk . how about sharing some of that ? jamie : amanda , we are not hooking up . hey , keep this on . amanda : no people , no clothes . you are way overdressed . jamie : amanda , put on the brakes . amanda : hmm . you do n't like me ? jamie : you 're adorable , but this is not going to happen . amanda : who 's going to know ? jamie : amanda , what is going on with you ? amanda : you , me , here , now . it 's all we need . we 've got a free pass . jamie : we 're not doing this . amanda : sure , we are . jamie : keep this on . amanda : oh . you 're so not fun . but that take - charge thing -- beyond sexcellent . jamie : have you completely lost it ? [ scene_break ] aidan : amanda 's very good at making friends . let 's put it that way . babe : friends , or are you two hooked up ? aidan : no , like i said , i barely know her . babe : well , sure looks like you do . [ babe giggles ] aidan : come on . i mean , things are n't always what they seem . [ scene_break ] amanda : is n't it obvious ? i 'm hot , you 're hot . jamie : i 'm done . amanda : oh , let 's dance . you got something to drink ? i 'm so thirsty , i could suck down the ocean , except it 's salty -- like you . jamie : wait a minute -- you 're thirsty ? amanda : oh , my tongue is so dry . let 's dance slow . jamie : no , ok -- what did j.r. do to you ? did he give you something to drink ? amanda : oh , i wish there would be a shooting star . i saw one -- jamie : amanda -- amanda , focus . amanda : oh , i 'm very focused . jamie : what did j.r. give you ? you got to tell me . amanda : no -- you 're so boring . orange juice , all right ? big whoop . [ scene_break ] babe : jamie and i were really worried about amanda . aidan : well , i think she can take care of herself . babe : not while she 's living with j.r. that guy -- he 's capable of anything . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , you 're shy , is that it ? i know the perfect spot by the parking lot . trees , privacy . jamie : no , the only place we 're going -- amanda : ooh ! jamie : the hospital . amanda : no ! jamie : you 've been drugged , amanda , and i know exactly who did it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , i came here to apologize . i was out of line . kendall : nice apology . i do n't remember inviting you in here . j.r. : look , i thought i had a chance of getting my company back . for my baby boy . i took a gamble . i lost , ok ? kendall : well , there was never a guarantee . j.r. : look , it 's ok . you know what ? i 'll find another way to get it back . just tell me , kendall , that we have n't tanked the two of us . kendall : would you look at this . check this out . i could be a millionaire . huh . j.r. : come here . nobody ever wins at that stuff . kendall : i 'm feeling lucky today . all right . so , how was ethan ? j.r. : oh , he 's such a smug jerk . kendall : see ? i knew it , i knew it . i knew it . you went over to ethan , you sucked up to him , and he slammed on you . and now here you are sucking up to me . [ scene_break ] jack : ryan and i had a nice long talk . he actually did most of the talking . he is trying to take control of the situation . erica : well , see , i knew if you had faith , you 'd find out that ryan is n't such a bad guy . jack : do n't get me wrong . i do n't completely trust this guy yet , but i will say this is the first time i had n't been totally pessimistic about greenlee 's future as mrs. ryan lavery . erica : well , i 'm so glad . i sure wish i could find some peace about kendall . jack : kendall ? well , kendall held her own real nicely down at the wedding . how much damage could she have done since then ? erica : you 'd be surprised . and apparently , i 'm not the only one who 's concerned , jack . i saw j.r . jack : j.r. ? what the hell does j.r. have to do with this ? erica : well , it seems that he really cares about kendall . jack : only as a friend , i hope . erica : we are n't going to interfere in our children 's lives , remember ? jack : yeah , i remember , but i can tell you want to . i can see it on your gorgeous face . erica : nothing wrong with a little guidance . jack : ah ! erica kane , guidance counselor . erica : oh , do n't give me that . you went straight to greenlee . jack : guilty , guilty . look , we have to find a way to stop busting into our daughters ' lives . i know kendall can push things right to the limit sometimes . there 's no doubt about that . erica : and greenlee does n't ? jack : well -- but i think you need to give kendall more credit , you know ? i mean , she 's made some rotten decisions in the past . there 's no doubt about that . some really horrible ones . but she 's matured . she 's learning . erica : you think so ? jack : well , yeah . i think she 's got a good head on her shoulders . you just have to let her use it . she makes some mistakes , she learns from them . erica : jack , kendall married zach . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i ca n't pretend nothing happened . ryan : i do n't want you to . greenlee : all this -- the dinner and the candles -- i mean , you went to so much trouble , and it is great , really , but i -- ryan : greenlee , i would feel the same way if you did what i have done . greenlee : the `` going behind my back decision `` part ? or the `` completely wiping out our family before we had a chance `` part ? ryan : look , i know this is difficult , but -- greenlee : i mean , all those little daydreams gone . little fingers , little toes , your eyes , my nose -- they 're just gone . you must have had them , too . first step , first tooth . first baseball game . ryan : the dream is not -- is not over . i mean , our future -- it 's wide open for us . the sky is not even the limit for us . i 've been working on this outrageous venture that i -- greenlee : you 're offering me a business ? corporate reports instead of the pitter - patter of little feet ? ryan : i 'm offering you a new life . a life that neither of us have ever seen . it may not be what you want right now . i guess i 'm -- i 'm just asking for the chance to prove to you how much i love you . we can still have so much . we can still be so happy . i will make sure of it , greenlee , please . just tell me you can get past this . greenlee : i want to get past it . ryan : can you trust me ? can you ? trust me like when we went out on my bike ? just you and me , the open road -- no maps , no schedules , nothing ? greenlee : you -- you 've already got these plans . you see this future . ryan : but you 'll be with me . i 'll be with you a step at a time , if that 's -- if that 's what you want . greenlee : i love you . you love me . odds sucked that we 'd get here , but here we are . and that kind of love -- our kind of love -- you do n't let go . you hold on to it to get you through . but i hate what you did to yourself . you deserve better . you deserve a chance to look into your child 's eyes and see the man that you are . you know , i ca n't see the future . but i ca n't see my life without you , either . so , i 'll do what it takes to get to the other side , together . [ scene_break ] maria : come on , get your stuff together , and we 're going to go home right now . maddie : this skeeve attacked me . that 's it ? we 're going to go home ? maria : stop ! stop it right now . maddie : you did n't believe me when we were at the airport , and he came after me -- maria : nothing happened at the airport . maddie : and so how do you explain this ? he tricked me into coming here , so he could attack me . you 're going to take his side again ? maria : maddie , i want you to tell me the truth . sam : well , she 's in a dump motel , her blouse is torn , and slater 's here . is that clear enough ? i 'm getting the cops . maria : no , you 're not . sam : oh , is your thug lover going to hold me down ? maria : we do n't need the cops . zach : i 'm not stopping you . sam : like hell we do n't need the cops . maria : sam ! manager : what 's going on in here ? maria : it 's ok . we 've got everything under control . manager : i can hear the yelling and screaming all the way to the highway . did you hurt this little girl ? maddie : he attacked me . maria : no , he did n't . he did n't touch her . manager : the shirt says otherwise . maria : i 'm her mother . this is a very big misunderstanding . manager : we 'll let the cops straighten this out . maria : no , no , no , we do n't need the cops , all right ? this is a family situation , and we 're going to work it out . manager : are you going to side with this perv ? what kind of mother are you ? zach : hey -- when you rented a room to that little girl , did you check her id ? manager : what are you saying ? zach : let her mother handle this . manager : ok , i expect to be paid . maria : you better get your stuff right this second . sam : so that 's it ? you 're just going to cover up for him again ? maria : i 'm not covering -- i 've never covered up for him ! sam : you 're just going to stand there and let my mom make excuses for you ? you 're a coward , you know that ? maria : you stop right now , sam ! sam : this is so screwed ! every time you choose him , over dad , over us ! maddie : i should have known you would n't care ! i should have let him do what he wanted ! maria : oh , knock it off , please ! now , you hate him . ok , i get that , but you have gone way too far this time . this is crazy . and you do n't know him . sam : oh , and you do because you 've slept with him ? maria : i know that zach would never take advantage of a child . maddie : i have proof , mom , i swear ! check my computer . the e - mails are all there . show the police the e - mails . they 'll prove it . i 'm not lying . maria : you really expect me to believe that he lured you here through e - mails to seduce you ? maddie : yes ! i saved all of them . sam : we saw them . that 's why we 're here . maria : what did you do ? were you helping her out , trying to help her frame him ? how did you do it ? because you had to have somehow hacked into his computer to make the charges stick . sam : i did n't know anything about it . maddie : we did n't frame him , mom . how could i ? i 'm not some computer geek . maria : no . no , but your friend ashby is -- the one who downloads all your music for you , and the one who fixed that computer virus for you . maddie : so what ? why is it everyone else 's fault but zach 's ? he 's here , not ashby . he tried to attack me . maria : oh , stop with that , please ! maddie : i swear to god , mom , you have to believe me . you have to do this -- for me and for daddy . maria : what does your father have to do with framing an innocent man ? sam : he 's not innocent . maddie : i promised daddy -- i promised him zach would pay . i promised zach would be put away forever . do n't you see ? i have to do this . if i do n't , daddy would have died for nothing . maria : oh , my god . maddie : you 're so amped about us being a family . please just be on my side . maria : zach 's not going anywhere . maddie : oh , mom -- maria : well , this is -- we 're going to have to go away . and the sooner , the better . [ scene_break ] reggie : oh , j , erica -- did n't expect you back so early . jack : no , obviously not . danielle : congrats on the honeymoon and the wedding . reggie said it was awesome . erica : thank you , danielle . it was . reggie : well , you know , do n't let us interrupt your honeymoon . you can have all the privacy you want . my treat . jack : where do you think you 're going ? reggie : to my room . jack : oh , i do n't think so . reggie : well , you 're always telling me to go there . now that i volunteer , you want me to stay here and bug you two ? erica : reggie , you could really help me find the perfect place to hang the picture that you gave us . reggie : jack 's really better at that sort of thing . all right , listen , it 's getting kind of late . is n't it time for you two to , you know , take it down and go to sleep ? jack : oh , and miss this opportunity to catch up with you ? heavens to betsy , no . danielle : reggie told me all about the wonderful honeymoon on your own private yacht . how romantic . jack : did reggie tell you about how he got seasick on my own private yacht ? reggie : oh , how about a round of sundaes ? you know , everybody loves sundaes . crushed nuts , anyone ? erica : i 'm not really hungry . reggie : mmm , pecans , my favorite . jack : you know , reggie , why do n't we just skip the nuts ? reggie : what ? jack : why do n't we skip the sundaes , too ? reggie : huh , jack ? ca n't hear a thing . jack : can you hear me now ? reggie : i 'm not really going to like what you have to say to me , am i ? lily : dad , erica -- i mean , mom . you 're home . i 'm so glad . i have some really good news . [ scene_break ] amanda : no , no , no hospitals ! forget it ! jamie : you need help . amanda : diana the nanny already slammed me , compared me to my mother . oh , what ? you , too ? you think i 'm some wack job like her ? jamie : j.r. put a drug in your drink . this is n't you . it 's the drug . amanda : why would j.r. do that ? jamie : to get you into bed any way that he can . amanda : that 's sick . jamie : damn right . and i 'm going to take care of him just as soon as i take care of you . let 's get you pumped out . amanda : no , jamie , no hospital ! jamie : we do n't know what this drug is . you could have a bad reaction , like babe did . amanda : i hardly had any . look , the juice tasted funny , so i only had a sip . jamie , please , if you take me to the hospital , they 're going to call my dad , and he 'll flip out . he 'll think i ca n't take care of myself . jamie : it 's not your fault that you trusted j.r . amanda : it does n't matter . please , my dad will take me home . i 'll die there , jamie . please , i swear , i 'll die . you said you went through this with babe , right ? anything funky happens -- i flip out -- whatever -- you can take me to the hospital . please just hang out with me . play doctor . i mean , make sure i get through it . see ? better already . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , why would i waste my time sucking up to ethan when it 's much more fun to be kissing -- kendall : hello , hello ? if ethan let you join his posse again , you would n't be here . you 'd be smoking stinky cigars and slamming on me . j.r. : look , i came here for you . i care about you . that 's why i 'm here . kendall : liar . j.r. : oh -- kendall : oh , no , do n't give me those puppy - dog eyes . you look like the adopt- a - pet of the week . j.r. : fine . you know what ? fine . you know what ? believe what you want . i just happen to think that you look really sexy when you 're ticked off . kendall : you could use a flea dip . j.r. : so -- oh , what do we got here ? i really think it 's time for you to upgrade to digital cable . we really need some hdtv , and that tv model you have over there is so last century . kendall : oh , hold on -- `` we `` ? what , you got somebody in your pocket ? j.r. : yeah . would you like to see him ? kendall : ok , would you please -- j.r. , leave . please leave . j.r. : all right , you know what ? dis me , threaten me , throw me out , but i know your secret . kendall : well -- ok , hey , get your paws off of there , please ! wait -- ok , well , what is my big bad secret ? j.r. : four - figure balance ? with this interest rate ? you need to cancel this credit card . kendall : ok , would you stop and give it -- spill . spill ! what is my secret ? j.r. : the last time i checked , i was the only friend that you got . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hmm . [ ryan chuckles ] greenlee : mmm , mmm , mmm . yummy . ryan : yeah . oh . mmm . delicious . it really is . greenlee : hmm . i ca n't move . ryan : well , you better have room for one more thing . oh , it 's still there . ah . greenlee : oh , my god ! what 's this ? ryan : it 's the surprise a day . it 's been a while . greenlee : it 's kind of large . it 's bright . ryan : it 's from japan . it is guaranteed to bring you good luck . greenlee : do i have to live in japan ? ryan : no . you can live wherever you want . and all your dreams will come true . greenlee : what about your dreams ? ryan : my dreams came true tonight . [ greenlee dreams of ryan holding their baby . ] ryan : all your dreams will come true . [ baby cries ] greenlee : baby , hi ! ryan : hey , greenlee , you all right ? [ greenlee snaps out of her daydream . ] ryan : just the way you like it . greenlee : hmm . oh . thanks . it 's perfect . ryan : no . now -- it 's perfect . singer : you said all that matters to you is this love that we found . i made you happy somehow , and it 's funny . i only wanted to be free , but now i do n't want to leave this place where we 've come to be , so – [ greenlee continues her fantasy of happiness with ryan . ] ryan : you happy ? greenlee : hmm , beyond . you in the mood for some pizza ? i 'll call gennaro 's . ryan : hey , how about the real thing ? do you remember that place in florence ? greenlee : il latini ? with the molto squisito biscotti ? right now ? ryan : why ? what , are you busy ? [ greenlee shrieks ] greenlee : oh . ti amo . ryan : i love you , too . greenlee : no one 's ever made me so happy . ryan : it 's only pizza . greenlee : it 's freedom , joy , peace . every day 's an adventure with you . ryan : what about the nights ? greenlee : hmm . i 'm so lucky to be with you . you 're everything i need to be happy . [ back to the present ] singer : from midnight until daylight ryan : you happy ? singer : just want to be closer to you greenlee : i 'm on my way . singer : and all the things that you do . maybe it 's gravity that brings two souls to be made for eternity [ greenlee imagines her life with ryan and their sweet little boy . ] ryan : look at you . and look at you ! nice threads , son . boy : it 's a tuxedo with a gummy bun . ryan : oh . well , it 's very gummy . boy : i 'm going to say good - bye to the fish . ryan : ok . ryan : thank you . greenlee : what , for being ready on time ? ryan : for our son . he 's perfect . greenlee : like his father . ryan : like his mother . and not like the -- if it was n't for you -- you saved me , you and our son . you helped me get here , and i 'd be lost without you , both of you . boy : do i get to stay up extra late ? ryan : extra , extra late . greenlee : come on . ryan : let 's go . greenlee : come on , let 's go . whoo ! [ greenlee laughs ] [ back to the present ] greenlee : hmm . i was so afraid . i could n't see our future . nothing but a big blank , questions , doubts . ryan : and now ? greenlee : no doubts . i know we can make it . singer : even when the lightning fills the sky , and the thunder rolls . well , i 'm not letting go . no , i 'm not letting go -- [ scene_break ] jamie : you still cold ? i got an extra jacket in my car . amanda : it 's not the weather . it 's me . i tried to hide . i ca n't . jamie : who were you hiding from ? amanda : not a who -- the truth . jamie : how bad can it be ? amanda : pathetic . that 's what you 'd think if i told you . jamie : try me . amanda : it 's going to sound like i 'm all `` nobody loves poor little amanda . `` but it 's true . nobody gives a damn about me . [ scene_break ] babe : hey . can i ask you something ? aidan : yeah , sure , go ahead . babe : you know when i got all freaked out about you and tad looking for dixie ? aidan : yeah . babe : i was wrong . and i get it . i see how important she is to everyone . and i want it to be true . i want her to be alive . it would really make jamie happy , and it 'd be wonderful for him to have someone else in his life . so are you close to finding her ? [ scene_break ] amanda : my dad 's all about taking care of my mom . my mom 's all about my mom most of the time . and tim -- i never see him . jamie : hey , babe cares . she thinks you 're great , you know ? but she 's worried , you staying at j.r. 's . that 's the last place you should be . amanda : babe 's all kinds of sweet , but what about you ? jamie : you know i care . amanda : yeah , well , are you just sorry for me because j.r. tweaked me with a love drug ? [ scene_break ] aidan : well , the case is still open . i 'd love to talk to you about it , but i ca n't , because it 's confidential and all that . babe : it 's just part of the job . aidan : yeah . babe : hey , on the house . aidan : you and amanda seem pretty tight . babe : yeah . she and jamie -- they were friends since they were kids , and i really like her . she 's smart and she 's funny , and she really puts it out there . aidan : yep , she certainly does . babe : i have n't had really much of the friend thing since i lost bianca , so it 's nice to have someone to talk to . someone who does n't hold my past against me . [ scene_break ] amanda : am i just poor little mandible ? somebody you have to take care of , feel sorry for , look after ? jamie : no , not a chance . i like you a lot . we go way back , and that means something . amanda : yeah , well , i go way back with j.r. , too , and it has n't exactly been a party . jamie : well , do n't worry . i 'm going to take care of him . [ scene_break ] kendall : i have friends . j.r. : well , please , share , then . do n't hold back . kendall : ok , there 's greenlee . greenlee -- she 's -- we 're great friends . she 's -- we 're best , almost . for about five minutes . ok , now she 's my stepsister . simone -- there 's simone . j.r. : co - worker . next . kendall : this is a stupid game . i do n't like this game . j.r. : wait . i mean , you torched ethan . you ticked off ryan . oh , what about your husband ? kendall : shut up . no , i 'm not playing this . i 'm done with this stupid game , ok ? no , zach and ethan are both off - limits to you . j.r. : all right , if you want to vent , i 'm here for you . kendall : what ? no , so you can hold it against me ? no , not a chance . j.r. : well , who else are you going to confide in if i 'm not your best friend ? kendall : ok , `` only `` does not mean `` best , `` j.r. you 're not going to be either one of those things if you just -- if you do n't stop pushing me , please . now , zach and ethan -- they 're off - limits to you , got it ? j.r. : all right . all right , whatever you say . kendall : ugh . j.r. : but you know that we are a lot alike . kendall : all right , you know what ? just keep this to yourself , please . j.r. : well , we 're both charming . kendall : ahem . j.r. : great looking . kendall : modest . we go from 0 to shred in 60 seconds . j.r. : see , that is exactly part of our charm . we 're renegades , outlaws . we have posters on every tree in town , right ? kendall : mm - hmm . we 're the first one with an `` unwanted `` poster . first one ever . j.r. : yeah . well , i want you . kendall : it feels good to be wanted . j.r. : yes , it does . [ scene_break ] lily : my new sister , kendall , is such a trip . did i say it right , danielle ? danielle : you got it right . reggie : yeah , kendall 's a trip , all right -- to the moon and back . lily : well , i 'm still not sure how a person can really be a trip , but -- i mean , she 's fun and unpredictable , right ? jack : that would be our kendall . lily : well , guess what -- the man that everyone thought murdered the man in the wheelchair -- he 's my new brother - in - law ! reggie : oh , that 's a trip . jack : yeah , we heard that news . lily : well , no one 's mouths are turned up . erica : oh , because it 's complicated , lily . we all just want kendall to be happy . lily : i told my boyfriend , sam , that , too . his mouth turned down . he 's mad , but not at me . his mom said so . i asked kendall for advice . she 's going to help me . she 's had lots of boyfriends . she knows how to get over them . reggie : yeah , by marrying their fathers . jack : yeah , not the best recommendation . lily : is your honeymoon over now ? jack : it 'll never be over . lily : well , then you want to have sex now , right ? jack : maybe not right at just -- at this moment . no . lily : well , you should go to your room , and we 'll go to ours , and we 'll close the door . reggie : oh , that 's way too much information , lily . [ scene_break ] maddie : you really think summer vacation 's going to make me forget what he 's done ? maria : not a summer vacation . a permanent move . maddie : no way . maria : too much has happened here , too many bad memories . maddie : but daddy 's here . we ca n't just leave him . maria : no , but daddy will always be with you . he will be with you wherever you are , wherever you go . maddie : no . maria : i already talked to hayley and mateo about moving out to california . they said that if we do , we can go and stay with them until we find our own place . they 're excited about seeing you guys , and so is lorenzo . excited about playing with his cousins . sam : you 're running away . maria : no . i 'm taking control . maddie : i do n't get it . why do we have to move ? maria : because we need to heal , maddie . i 've made a lot of mistakes . i -- i have let this family go , and i do n't want to lose you guys , because of my mistakes . and i want to focus on only the two of you right now , and the best way to do that is to leave all of this stuff behind us . maddie : he 'll probably follow us there , too . maria : no , he wo n't , because i wo n't ever see him or speak to him again . you and sam are my life . do n't you understand that ? i love you guys more than anything on the planet . maddie : but california -- that 's so extreme . maria : well , if it 's extreme , then let it be extreme . i will do whatever it takes to get my family back . maddie : you said that before . maria : i mean it . i mean it , and i 'll prove it . maria : i swear to you , we leave this room , and we do n't look back . we only look ahead . we could start a new life as a family . maria : ok ? let 's go home . [ scene_break ] aidan : you know , with you and jamie for pals , i think amanda should be fine . babe : that 's the plan . aidan : she does n't really remind me of bianca , though . babe : nobody 's like bianca . that 's for sure . but amanda and i -- we get each other . aidan : thanks for the freebie . this is yours . take care of yourself . babe : thanks for the tip -- and the conversation . singer : so do n't look for rhyme or reason aidan : oh , in fact , before i go , give this to your buddy amanda . babe : bye . [ scene_break ] amanda : thank you . i feel so much better . you 've been awesome . jamie : your teeth are chattering . amanda : oh , no hospital . you promised . jamie : no , i did n't promise . but that 's not where we 're going . i 'm taking you someplace safe . [ scene_break ] jack : lily , the postnuptial activities of my bride and myself should not be topics of general conversation . lily : but you are having sex , right ? reggie : lily , let it go . please , let it go . lily : whew . well , just in case , i 'll go to my room . i wo n't be out till morning . i 'm glad to have you back . jack : it 's good to be home . reggie : well , that 's one down , two to go . erica : reggie , as you said yourself , it 's really late . so why do n't you take danielle home ? jack : straight home . reggie : yes , sir . danielle : good night . jack : good night . erica : good night . jack : nice to see you . erica : alone , at last . jack : yes . listen , could i interest you in a little post - postnuptial activity ? erica : could you ever . jack : hmm . erica : oh ! lily : i can still hear you ! erica : oh . jack , maybe tomorrow we should think about trying to find a new place to live . [ scene_break ] [ alone in her apartment , kendall drinks and watches zach coming home to his condo . ] [ scene_break ] [ kissing , ryan picks up greenlee and carries her upstairs . ] [ next_on ] erica ( to greg ) : i have a proposition for you . kendall ( to zach ) : you want to show your gratitude with a hot kiss ? simone ( to greenlee ) : what is the plan ? ryan ( to simone and greenlee ) : yeah , i 'd like to hear the answer to that one . tad ( to adam ) : dixie did survive . she 's alive . di ( to j.r. ) : you asked me how i knew tad . i think it 's time that i explained all that to you .
amanda invites jamie to join her on the beach . she comes on to him and behaves in a way that seems strange to him and he assumes jr must have drugged her . he has no clue what she is really up to . jr goes to talk to kendall and offers to be her man and her friend . but she does not trust him . ryan and greenlee enjoy some intimate time together . but she has a fantasy about their future with children . and his dreams of the future is to be happy together without children . jack and erica are having difficulty juggling their private time together with all of their kids . maddie sets zach up to look like he 's attacked her so that she can get him in trouble . maria does not believe it for a minute and tells both of her kids that they need to move away and start over again together as a family .
josh : agh ! julia : oh , will you just hold still for two seconds ? josh : will you hurry up already ? i have things to do . julia : you should 've been in here hours ago after this first happened . now that i 've got you here , i 'm going to be thorough , so just deal with it . josh : listen , i 'm the doctor . i know what needs treatment -- a few minor lacerations -- and the bruises will heal on their own . if you want to play mommy and put bandages on my boo - boos , hurry up so i can get back to the yacht club . julia : what for ? josh : to see if the cops found the maniac who blew up my dad 's yacht . here comes the mad bomber right on cue . julia : hey , hey , hey . jamie : you got to be kidding me . you really think i blew up the ss madden ? josh : i just ca n't figure out , were you trying to kill me or my father ? [ scene_break ] disguised voice : good morning , dr. madden . had enough living death ? ready to cooperate ? [ scene_break ] tad : come on , derek , be honest with me . i mean , first madden completely vanishes , and now his yacht blows up ? you 're going to try to tell me that 's a coincidence ? derek : at this point , it 's anybody 's guess . tad : well , you got to have some idea what you 're looking at . i mean , either it 's an accident -- like a fuel leak or a faulty engine -- or just plain sabotage . derek : look , until i get the report from forensics , i 'm not making any predictions . tad : just give me a hunch . just when my day ca n't get any worse . you 're not the nautical type . what are you here to do , work on your tan ? zach : my tan 's fine . what do you know about madden 's yacht blowing up ? tad : no , the question is , what do you know about it ? because what i know about it is a guy like you would do something like that to impress dixie . [ scene_break ] dixie : hi . where 's j.r. ? adam : dixie , go away . dixie : look , adam , i just want to talk to him before he goes . adam : before -- before he go -- what ? say it . go on , `` before he pleads guilty to attempted murder `` or `` before he goes off to prison for god knows how many years `` or `` just one last glimpse before j.r. 's life goes to hell . `` dixie : i just want to talk to him . adam : and say what ? krystal : you 're -- you 're yelling . adam : i 'm not yelling ! it 's -- it 's on her head ! my son is being punished because of his mother 's sins . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i love you . i do n't want to leave . babe : i do n't want you to go . do n't go . i love you . j.r. : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . [ a knock on her door wakes up babe . ] j.r. : this is it -- the day that we say good - bye . is this a good time ? i have some things i want to go over with you . babe : i guess . yeah , come in . j.r. : so i spoke to the family attorney and the accountant . i wanted to make sure that they handled everything the -- the right way . babe : j.r. , you know i 'm not into all of this stuff . j.r. : you have to hear me on this , babe . i 'm not going to go into a lot of details , but i want you to know that i 've taken every provision possible for you and little a. i 've signed over the power of attorney to you to take over my shares at chandler enterprises . babe : what ? j.r. : that reaction there -- if you multiply that by a hundred , that 's a ballpark of how my father is going to react . babe : your dad does n't even know about this yet ? j.r. : no . and it 's my suggestion that you keep some distance -- at least till your mother can hose him off . babe : j.r. , are you sure ? j.r. : if i would 've known that the carey women would have controlling interest in chandler and the power to outvote my father -- uh -- babe : no , j.r. , you -- you 're making jokes and making light of this , but i know how hard this was for you to do this . j.r. : no , holding onto all this stuff is why i got in this whole mess to begin with . the reason why i -- i tried to kill you was because i was afraid to lose everything that i have . by giving this to you , on some weird level i feel like it 's setting me free . now , as far as our son is concerned -- it would be amazing if i was able to see him every day . but i do n't want him to freak out . so that 's why i 'm going to leave it up to you whether you think he should come for visits . babe : sure . absolutely . j.r. : you know i hate what i did to you . i wish i could go back . i wish i could rewind back to the day we were married . i love you , and i 'm going to hate myself for putting you through all that hell . and that 's why i 'll totally get it if you do not want to continue this marriage , if you do n't want to wait for me to serve my time . what i 'm saying is i 'm not going to fight you if you want a divorce . babe : what 's this ? j.r. : that 's custody of little adam , if and when you want to end the marriage . [ scene_break ] adam : you have been trying to get our son away from me since the day he was born , and now you get your wish . dixie : do n't you dare imply i wanted this . adam : well , did n't you , because you 're the reason it 's happening . krystal : oh , come on , adam . you can not possibly blame dixie for -- for what j.r. did to babe . adam : dixie is exactly who i blame ! you devastated that boy , you deserted him , you let him think you were dead , led him on to -- to drowning in the bottle , going on to a felony , and then straight to prison . dixie : do n't do this , adam . adam : the truth hurts , does n't it , lady ? you realize our son could be killed while he 's in prison , especially when they find out why he is in there ? almost killing a woman and her unborn child . dixie : do n't you dare say that . do n't you dare say that j.r. will be killed . do n't you ever say that again . adam : well , you abandoned one child and gave away the other one . no one is being fooled by your devoted parent act . krystal : adam , that -- that 's enough now . now , i am not condoning what dixie did to j.r. , but everybody knows that she has been working like the devil to try and find her baby girl . the only reason why she stayed away from her son was because of kate . adam : yeah , you 're absolutely right , krystal . she loved katie far more than she ever loved her own son . dixie : that is not fair . adam : no ? you abandoned j.r. because of baby kate . you stayed away because of kate . face it , dixie . you chose kate over j.r . [ scene_break ] tad : come on , for a guy that can take out an entire city 's power grid , blowing up a boat ought to be a piece of cake . zach : i like dixie , i really do . and i do n't think i have to blow anything up to impress her . i got better things to do . tad : yeah , `` better things to do `` -- like keeping her hidden from her family , letting us go on mourning for her , or taking little field trips out to some maternity resort . you mean `` better things to do `` like sticking your fat nose in other people 's business . zach : and here you are in mine . dixie asked me for help . would it make you feel better if i turned her down ? tad : no . it would 've made me feel better if you told me she was alive in the first place . it would 've made me feel better if you told me kate had survived that accident , somewhere out there was information madden had that would help me find my daughter , but you did n't . you kept your mouth shut -- again -- and now all that information is useless because it 's disappeared . zach : what do you mean , it 's disappeared ? tad : i mean it 's gone . i went out to that island , there 's nothing there . there 's no one and nothing , and that -- that big room , that secret room dixie told me about -- it 's empty . on top of that , somebody just busted into her hotel room . they took all the information back that you two stole , so there 's nothing left on this earth that can lead me to kate . zach : i tell you what , i got something to make you feel better -- this is all because of me . tad : i 'm so glad at a moment like this , you could be smug . zach : well , you asked me for help , i 'm giving it to you . i 'm taking the blame , which means you do n't have to face the truth . you lost kate because you never wanted her in the first place . [ scene_break ] josh : you saw me get on that boat before it went into flames . jamie : so that obviously means i did it . josh : you hate -- you hate me , you hate my father . jamie : yeah , me and about a thousand other people in pine valley . josh : well , you know what ? you can tell it to the cops because i 'm turning you in . julia : what ? you 're not serious . josh : i am dead serious . actually , i want your whole damn family interrogated on this . jamie : sounds good . i 've actually been meaning to talk to the cops . well , someone 's got to tell them all about your half brothers and sisters out there . [ scene_break ] disguised voice : once you 've told me where kate is -- name , address , phone number , zip code -- and i get dna proof it 's her , then you 'll resurface . you 've wasted enough time , doctor . your food supply is limited . greg : please shut up . disguised voice : your oxygen supply is limited . greg : i 'm trying to meditate . disguised voice : which means your time on this earth could be limited , unless you do as i say . greg : silence , please , please . that 's all i ask . disguised voice : how long can you hold out ? greg : please shut up . enough , already . disguised voice : i 'm not afraid to let you die . greg : all right . all right , i 'll give you what you want . i 'll tell you where dixie 's child is . ok . all right . i 'll tell you who has the child . i 'll give you the address , her home phone number , the business numbers -- i 'll tell you everything . but you have to get me out of here first so that i would know you wo n't leave me here to die . i 'll tell you everything you want to know , but get me out of here . answer me , damn it ! [ scene_break ] dixie : i have made more mistakes than i care to count . i have hurt my children in ways that are too depressing to think about . i admit that . adam : you -- this is n't some self - help meeting -- lousy mothers anonymous . `` i 'm -- i 'm dixie , and i 'm addicted to destroying my children . `` that does n't -- see , that does n't cut it . that is n't nearly enough , and it 's way , way too late . dixie : there is one thing that i am proud of , however , and that is j.r. admitted that he was wrong , and he is willing to face the consequences . it takes a very strong boy to do that . adam : yeah . yes , well , he 's already served his sentence -- all those years that he grieved for you and ached for you for nothing . you think he really deserves another sentence on top of the one you gave him ? face it . it 's a joke , a slap in the face , your being here . i never thought i would hear myself say this , but i am so grateful that j.r. has babe . unlike you , j.r. can count on babe to stand by him . she is n't going to desert him when he needs her most . [ scene_break ] j.r. : if splitting up is the route that you choose , i hope that you 'd be willing to talk with me about visitation after i get out of prison . babe : i need to get ready . j.r. : we have to talk about this . babe : no , i do n't want -- j.r. : no , we have to , babe . this is real , ok ? i 'm going away for a long time , maybe forever . you 're going to have to take on a lot more responsibility than you ever thought you had to , and i trust that you can handle it , but you got to know what i 'm leaving you with . this is a copy of my will and my insurance policy . babe : i do n't want those . j.r. : look , best - case scenario , i go in there for a few years , and i come out no worse for the wear . worst - case scenario , i may never walk out of there . babe : no . j.r. : please , just review it , babe . you can -- you can see that i left you everything . babe : no , j.r. , stop it ! i do n't -- i do n't want to hear any more of this . you -- you 're going to be fine , and -- and nothing is going to happen to you . j.r. : babe , please do n't do this right now . babe : i ca n't . i do n't want you to -- to die . i could n't stand it . j.r. : so if anything happens to me , you and the baby are taken care of . babe : would you quit saying that ? nothing is going to happen to you . you 're going to -- j.r. : well , look who it is . winifred : you wanted to see the baby , sir ? j.r. : yeah , you bet . hi . hi , buddy . [ door closes ] j.r. : oh . so -- check it out , ok ? daddy 's got to leave today . he has got to go away for a while and does n't know when he 's going to be back . he 's done some really bad things , and he has to take an extra - long time - out . but you still have your mama and your grandma and your aunts and uncles and all your friends . so if you ever need any help , you can always go see them , because they love you just as much as i love you . oh . i want to show you something , ok ? have you seen this ? see this ? that 's a picture of daddy and little a . so if you ever need to put it next to your bed at nighttime , if you ever miss my good - night kisses -- i love you so much . [ scene_break ] jamie : and at this creepy island maternity spa , dixie and zach slater found proof that your father was universal donor number one . julia : think of all those women who volunteered as surrogates , never having any idea that they were carrying their doctor 's baby . jamie : wow , josh , you just went from being an only child to one out of a thousand in a matter of minutes . i guess christmas could get real expensive for you this year . josh : this is total bs . jamie : no , this is fact . so if you try to turn me or my family in to the cops , i 'll just narc on your father and send that pervert away for good . derek . we 're just talking about you . derek : why does that worry me ? josh : any new leads on the explosion ? derek : just got word from forensics -- definitely sabotage . now , do you have any idea who could be responsible for this ? [ scene_break ] greg : first you wo n't shut up , now you wo n't say anything . what kind of ploy is this ? i thought all you wanted was your precious kate . who are you , anyway ? who do i have the pleasure of despising ? is it you , tad ? did you bury me like this , because i would n't give you back your child ? if you did , you 're a damn fool . you do n't deserve to have that child back . you do n't deserve to ever see her again . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : your services in searching for my daughter are no longer needed or accepted . you turn in your resignation . bye - bye . why , do n't you have a wife out there you can play superhero for ? zach : kendall has my full attention . why do you think i 'm going after madden ? he tried to convince her to give up her child . i 'm not going to let that slide . tad : hmm . what do you know -- something we finally agree on . yippee . madden 's a pig . do n't expect me to invite you out for beer and darts . zach : i never thought that beer and darts were a very good combination . tad ? what madden did to kendall is nothing compared to what your son did to her . tad : my son is going to prison for what he did to kendall . at least he 's paying for his mistakes . zach : my wife and her unborn son almost died . little more than a mistake . you want to know about a mistake -- how about that ? if you 'd succeeded in blowing up madden along with his yacht , you 'd never find out where kate is . what do you think about that ? del : do n't ask him . ask me . tad had nothing to do with the explosion . i blew the doctor 's cabin cruiser sky - high . singer : family , society and all the people in between [ scene_break ] dixie : hey , kiddo . i really hope you do n't mind me coming . i just -- uh -- i had to see you . i could n't let you go without -- without telling you how much -- how badly i -- how sorry i am for hurting you . for making you feel abandoned . for ever thinking that i do n't love you , because i do , more than you will ever know . and now you 're going to face this judge , and i got to tell you i feel responsible . so i just want you to know i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry for all of it . j.r. : you know , i 've been doing some thinking about what i 've done , where i 'm going , how i got there . but i do n't think anybody 's going to be able to understand my choices . i barely understand them myself . at the time , it seemed like they were the right choices , the only choices . and as twisted as it seems now , my wanting to hurt babe was because i felt like it was the only way i could protect myself and my son . i 'm not trying to justify it because i ca n't . i just wanted to let you know that i can sort of see it through your eyes . and it 's not as ugly as it was . dixie : you do n't have to let me off the hook . i 've made a lot of mistakes . j.r. : yeah , you have . i still do n't understand how you could walk away from your son . it absolutely killed me to say good - bye to little adam . but i do believe when you left pine valley , you did n't intend to stay out there as long as you did . you know , you had to go out to europe to protect kate , and i want what 's best for kate . you had to go looking for her . dixie : yeah , but i should 've told you the truth . i should 've told you that we were alive . j.r. : and i should 've put down the booze the moment i started thinking about killing my wife , but i did n't . and it just snowballed from there . same thing for you . but we can make this situation right . i can do the time that i deserve . and you can find my little sister . dixie : oh , i am trying , but i do n't know . j.r. : kate 's going to be coming home a lot sooner than you think . my baby sister will be here . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : are you out of your mind ? do you realize if madden had been on that boat , you would 've just taken away the last chance we have of finding -- del : i knew madden was n't on the yacht . i 'd been watching it nonstop . zach : so why did you blow it up ? del : take away a possible escape route . if madden 's anywhere in pine valley , he 's not leaving on that boat , not unless he plans on gluing together some splinters and building a raft . tad : you know what would be a better way to keep madden in pine valley is not letting him drug you at the airport . del : do you really want to start pointing fingers , tad ? tell me exactly how the supposed love of your life was alive and well in europe looking for your child , and the great pi ca n't track her down . di : ok , del , that 's enough . we 're going to go now . tad : no , no , no , no . that 's all right . by all means , allow me . del : when are you going to quit sticking up for this jerk ? how many times is he going to dump all over you before you realize he 's a total waste ? di : del , tad is not the bad guy here . you want to be ticked at someone , be ticked at madden . you want someone to suffer , let it be greg . zach : oh , madden will suffer . do n't worry about that . [ scene_break ] greg : tad ? answer me ! tad ? it has to be tad . dixie ? oh , dixie . if you 're foolish enough to bury me here -- oh . you 're so insane , you 're too insane to raise that precious child . if you have any ideas you 'll get that child back , you can kiss those good - bye . i know what 's best for that child . i know what 's best for all my children , and it 's best for them if they stay exactly where they are ! disguised voice : josh will be worried sick . you do n't want him to go through life thinking you abandoned him , do you , dr. madden ? would n't you like to see josh again ? [ scene_break ] josh : no , i do n't know who could 've blown up my dad 's boat or who 'd want to . derek : are you worried about your own safety , josh ? josh : no . no , not at all . derek : ok . but if someone should come to mind or if your father shows up , you know where to reach me . josh : there . i backed off . i did n't turn your sorry ass in to chief frye . you owe me , here 's how -- get off my father 's back . jamie : when your father messed with my family , he made the biggest mistake of his life . there 's no way i 'm going to let him get away with it . julia : jamie , wait a second . jamie : what ? julia : did you -- jamie : did i what ? julia : sabotage greg 's boat ? jamie : not me . what about you ? julia : no . jamie : well , when i signed in this morning , i noticed that you signed out early the night that greg madden disappeared . julia : well , i 'd been working here for so many hours straight , i just had to get out of here . uh , do you want to get a coffee ? [ jamie sighs ] jamie : i do n't have time . i have to go see my brother before he gets sent off to prison today . julia : jamie , i 'm so sorry . david : is n't he a little young for you , julia ? [ scene_break ] dixie : everything you 've said , j.r. -- it 's more than i ever hoped to hear . to say that you understand even some of what i 've done -- j.r. : it is n't easy . i mean , owning up to what i 've done would n't make much sense if i was n't prepared to admit to all of my mistakes . i have disappointed you , mom . i am so sorry for that . i know that you expected so much more . dixie : you could not have been a better son . i am so proud of you . j.r. : but i 've done so many inexcusable things . dixie : and i will always love you . i still love you . come here . [ scene_break ] joe : josh , what happened ? josh : someone blew up my father 's yacht . i happened to be on it at the time . joe : are you all right ? josh : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm fine . a few minor cuts and bruises . it turns out i 'm shatterproof . joe : well , thank god . i -- i assume the police are investigating ? josh : yeah , but i do n't trust them . i do n't trust anyone in this town . joe : i hope you know you can trust me . josh : i guess you heard the news . my father 's evil . joe : you believe that ? josh : i do n't want to . but i have a feeling he 's keeping something from me -- something major . joe : mm - hmm . have any idea what that could be ? josh : i think it has something to do with erica . she 's been holding something from me . i have to know what they 're hiding . i need to know . [ scene_break ] julia : beat it . david : you can do a lot better , julia . actually , you already have . julia : if you 're referring to those two regrettable nights that we spent together , i was really a mess then , and i had no idea what i was doing . [ david chuckles ] david : well , you seemed to be an expert at everything you were doing that night . in fact , i still dream about that one position . julia : will you shut up ? [ david chuckles ] david : look , i 'd love to stay and chat with you longer , but i have to get to the courthouse . my son - in - law is being carted off to prison today , and i want to get a good seat . julia : you 're unbelievable . david : i am on cloud nine . finally , that punk j.r. is going to get what he 's had coming to him . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i hope you get to know babe better while i 'm gone . dixie : of course . i -- i would love that . babe : me , too . j.r. : and -- and little adam . i want him to know my mom . babe : of course , j.r. little adam and i would love to spend more time with you . adam : j.r. ? you do n't have to make the decision right now . j.r. : i -- i have a request for you , too , dad . could you try to be nicer to my mom ? she 's welcome in the house any time . i mean , little adam is her family , too . krystal : dixie can come visit that little munchkin whenever she likes . j.r. : thank you , krystal . i 'm going to hold you to that . you know , i owe you an apology . i 'm sorry . every time i tried to hurt your daughter or disrespect her , trust her , i -- [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : there 's no way that i could ever make up for that . i just hope you know now that i really do love her . [ door closes ] tad : is it ok if we interrupt ? j.r. : come on in . jamie : i thought we 'd tag along with you to the courthouse if that 's ok with you . j.r. : are you kidding me ? that 's -- that 's more than cool . it 's -- adam : we can all ride over in the car together . dixie : you guys go ahead . babe and i will meet you there . i need to talk to you . it 's important . [ scene_break ] joe : josh , you -- you must be exhausted . why do n't you go home and get some rest ? josh : you know , do n't you ? you know what my father and erica are hiding . joe : hmm . josh : come on , dr. martin . you 've always played it straight with me . you gave me a job , support . i need your help . i am completely in the dark on this . my father is gone , and i have a feeling he did something so horrible that he had to run , and i have a -- i have a feeling he 's not coming back . i deserve to know the truth . i need to know who my father is . dr. martin , if you know something , please tell me . [ scene_break ] greg : of all the sick , twisted , demented psychopaths , whoever put me in here -- tad , dixie , di , del , slater , erica . oh , tad . you wo n't beat me . you 'll never win . you 'll never win ! you wo n't break me ! disguised voice : once you 've told me where kate is -- name , address , phone number , zip code , and i get dna proof it 's her -- then you 'll resurface . greg : it 's a recording . i 'm not even talking to a real person . oh . disguised voice : you 've wasted enough time , doctor . greg : whoever put me in here is n't sitting by a speaker over my grave ready to dig me up . they 're out there somewhere , going about their life while i 'm left in this death trap . where are you ? who are you ? you wo n't get away with this . whichever one of you did this to me , go about your business while you still can . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. arrives in the courtroom with adam , krystal , tad , and jamie . di arrives and stands with del , while david takes a seat , followed by julia , and then zach . ] [ scene_break ] babe : look , whatever you wanted to say , dixie , i wish you would hurry . j.r. needs me , and i ca n't be late for this . dixie : yes , you need to get to court in time to stop it . babe : stop what ? dixie : please , babe . save my son . you 're the only one who can . [ next_on ] josh ( to erica ) : we were just talking about you . joe : tell him , erica . dixie ( to babe ) : the guilty plea is for you . stop him from making it . ryan ( to kendall ) : i love you .
jr is ready to confess and go to prison . babe has a dream that she gets back with him . he comes to see her and humbles himself to her . dixie wants to find her son and talk to him before he goes off . but adam tells her that it 's all her fault that jr lost it and attempted to commit murder . jr talks to dixie and , for the first time , humbles himself to her . and it looks like they may have reconciled . and he asks adam and krystal to be nice to dixie , let her visit and see little a . he apologizes to krystal for the way he 's treated her daughter . he then visits with jamie before going to the court house . it seems everybody is supportive of him and respects the fact that he 's owning responsibility for his actions . only david hayward is happy that jr is going up the river . after madden 's boathouse restaurant gets blown up , tad finds zach and tells him he believes he did it in order to impress dixie . but he can not prove it . right when tad and zach are arguing , del comes and informs them that it was he who caused the explosion . he tells them he did it in order to prevent madden from leaving on his boat . he protests to tad that only he can bring madden to justice . josh gets injured from the explosion and julia and jamie suspect him of helping his father with the dirty deeds . they inform him what they know about greg 's plan to inseminate so many women . he does not buy that . he tells jamie he bets that he ( jamie ) is responsible for the explosion because of the problem his family has with greg . jamie and julia privately realize that they both have motives and means to get revenge on greg . when greg is buried in the box in the ground , the mysterious voice tells him he wo n't get out until he tells them where kate is . josh privately talks to dr. joe and tells him he knows that his father and erica have some sort of secret . and he needs to know what it is . he seems to know that joe knows something . greg still refuses to tell anybody where kate is . and it 's still a mystery who put him in the box in the ground . dixie asks babe to stay behind when going to jr 's trial . she tells babe that she ( babe ) is the only one who can `` save `` her son ( jr ) .
amanda : if you would just hear me out , you would understand you have this all wrong ! you are so going to be totally fired for this . where is derek ? oh , uh -- aidan : amanda , what 's going on ? amanda : aidan , can you please tell him who i am ? he wo n't even give me my one phone call . officer : save it for someone who cares . amanda : your boss , chief derek frye , he 's practically my uncle . aidan , you have to get me out of here . aidan : shh , just calm down a minute , all right ? officer : the chief is on his way to his new job in l.a. you must not be that close . amanda : what ? he moved ? aidan : give amanda her phone call and tell me what the hell is going on . amanda : finally . aidan : why is she under arrest ? officer : pretty woman here was walking the street . [ scene_break ] billy : what , do you think you can scam us out of our money ? babe : let me go ! man : uh - uh - uh . not before we get what we paid for , baby . treena : do n't make trouble , candi . [ scene_break ] amanda : babe 's in trouble , j.r . j.r. : what kind of trouble . amanda : she needs you now . [ scene_break ] man : just talk your clothes off , or do you need some help ? [ billy laughs ] [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , zach , where are you ? [ kendall recalls a past conversation with zach ] kendall : greenlee stole ryan , ok ? i loved him , and she took him , and now it feels like maybe history is repeating itself . [ zach walks in ] kendall : where were you ? i 've been freaking out . [ scene_break ] annie : `` these follicle - stimulating hormones were prescribed to promote ovulation . `` [ annie imagines a scene in the future ] ryan : what 's this ? annie : what do you think it is ? ryan : `` pregnant `` ? but how -- i do n't -- annie : it 's -- it 's a miracle . it 's our miracle . are you upset ? ryan : am i upset ? the woman i love more than anything else in the world is giving me this incredible gift -- a little -- little sister or little brother for emma -- no i 'm not upset . [ annie laughs ] ryan : our love can make anything happen , and -- and it has . [ ryan walks in as annie injects herself ] [ scene_break ] tad : i have no idea what to tell kathy . krystal : it 'll come to you . tad : it 's just so much to lay on a little girl who has already been through so much already . krystal : you know what ? you 're going to take one look at that sweet little face , and you 're going to figure it out . tad : god , i hope so . colby : we came as soon as you called . you guys ok ? krystal : yeah . tad : yeah , we 're fine . krystal : everything 's fine , colby , thank you . colby : call me if you need anything . krystal : ok . tad : hey , baby doll . [ kathy giggles ] tad : do me a favor . would you come up here , sunshine ? there you go . krystal : here you go . tad : there you go . that a girl . [ scene_break ] dixie 's voice : if tad reclaims his daughter , you reclaim your soul . [ footsteps ] adam : colby . come -- come sit down . colby : i 'm ok where i am . adam : colby -- honey , i know you 're upset . colby : `` upset `` ? what you did to tad , waiting until he was almost dead before telling him you knew kathy was his daughter -- it was beyond mean . it was -- adam : colby , if you would just -- colby : no , do n't even try . and not that you deserve to know , but i just dropped kathy off at the hospital . adam : to see tad ? colby : he 's finally going to tell kathy about julia . adam : sweetheart , if you would just give me a chance to -- colby : do n't , dad . i do n't want to hear it . [ scene_break ] tad : i know it 's kind of upsetting -- it 's confusing to have to stay with so many different people . some of them are -- are so sad . kathy : are you sad ? tad : i 'm sort of sad . yeah . i 'm sad because something sad has happened . and then i get to sit here with you , and everything is so much better . i know that you 've -- you 've been wondering where your aunt julia is , that you want to see her . honey , something -- something bad has happened . your aunt julia was hurt , she was very badly hurt . a lot of people tried to help her , but -- ok , listen . do you -- go back . do you remember a year ago ? a whole year ago , when aunt julia had that conversation with you about your mother and your father , and how they had that accident , but that accident meant that they got to go to heaven ? remember that ? well , even though you ca n't see them , they 're still there for you . and they love you very much . so does your aunt julia , because she 's gone to heaven , too , honey . in fact , she 's -- she 's with a whole lot of special people up there in heaven . [ scene_break ] babe : look , i 'm just trying to take care of my kid , ok . i have to go . man : you 're not going anywhere , sexy . babe : seriously , just let me go ! man : you are really pretty when you 're fighting . babe : ok , back off . i just want to make one more phone call , ok ? man : come here . come here . babe : let me go ! billy : your friend likes it rough , do n't she ? you like it like that ? treena : i get that you 're worried about your kid , but just chill . what the hell is your problem ? babe : give me that . man : it 's ok , baby , i like blondes , too . treena : you . hold up , guys . this is a scam . man : what do you mean ? treena : she ai n't no working girl . she 's some moron 's ex - wife who got jealous when he hit the sheets with me . billy : so , what the hell are you doing here ? you just like to mess with people , do you ? babe : please stop , ok . man : yeah , yeah , what do you think ? you can play with us ? babe : i -- did n't mean to do anything . man : well , i do n't care who the hell you are , baby . you know why ? customer 's always right . treena : do whatever you want to her . the bitch deserves it . babe : stay away from me ! [ j.r. storms in ] [ scene_break ] annie : ryan . i did n't -- i did n't know you were home yet . ryan : yeah , i did n't want to wake emma , and i just had to grab a couple of things . you ok ? annie : i 'm -- i 'm fine . why would n't i be fine ? ryan : oh , well , just because you dropped three feet when you saw me , that 's all . annie : you know . woman , alone -- ryan : oh -- the break - in . annie , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to scare you . annie : it 's ok . ryan : no , it 's not . i promise you , i will not surprise you anymore . annie : emma really wanted you to giver her a good - night kiss . ryan : oh . but she 's already asleep . annie : well , she wanted her kiss anyway . ryan : well , i ca n't ignore her highness ' wishes , now , can i ? [ scene_break ] josh : well , this was fun . we should do it again . greenlee : not so fast there , champ . josh : ok , maybe dinner , then , first . greenlee : here . josh : maybe even a movie . greenlee : do n't forget this . josh : i 'm serious , greenlee . i 'm serious . why do n't you and i go on a real date ? what do you say ? greenlee : you 're kidding , right ? josh : why would i be kidding ? you 're incredibly funny -- greenlee : uh - huh . josh : incredibly sexy . and we 're both single . so why do n't we just see what happens ? greenlee : i did n't mean -- i do n't -- i thought you knew this was a one - time thing . josh : well , it always starts with one time . greenlee : if i want seconds , i 've got your number . josh : well , second time around could be even better . greenlee : hmm . josh , i really like you . josh : but ? greenlee : but -- but sometimes , you need a warm body to put between you and the person who broke your heart . you know , feel wanted . feel good . josh : just `` good `` ? greenlee : great , even . josh : mind - blowing ? greenlee : do n't flatter yourself . josh : ok , i 'll settle for `` great . `` greenlee : ok . josh : you going to be ok ? greenlee : yeah . josh : not that i 'd expect to cure a totally broken heart in one night , but -- greenlee : no , it was nice to have you here . but -- [ greenlee chuckles ] josh : i know , `` one - time deal . `` i get it . but if you do have second thoughts , you do have my number . and i do live right downstairs . greenlee : thanks . i 'll remember that . josh : good night , greenlee . greenlee : good night , josh . greenlee : hmm . [ scene_break ] kendall : where have you been ? zach : i just needed some time . kendall : i get that , but where ? what , zach ? you do n't want to tell me ? come on . zach : `` come on `` what ? you already made up your mind where i was . i was -- kendall : meaning ? zach : greenlee 's , all right ? kendall : why would i think that you were with greenlee ? zach : to even the score . zach : or maybe i thought it was time for the other shoe to drop . kendall : zach , come on . zach : you got such a problem with my friendship with greenlee so -- kendall : no , i just -- i know how greenlee is . zach : and you think i 'm like ryan already . kendall : no , that 's not what i meant . zach : and ryan picked greenlee over you , so , you know , i 'm just following in his footsteps . kendall : no . zach : `` no , `` what `` no `` ? it 's exactly what you said . so , i 'm just trying to move things along a little bit . kendall : so , you slept with greenlee . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , you and babe thought it would be a great idea to go undercover as hookers ? amanda : no , babe went undercover . these are my own clothes . does anyone here think i look like a hooker ? ok , do n't answer that . i need a new wardrobe , ok ? aidan : brilliant plan , amanda . amanda : look , it 's not the smartest thing we 've ever done , all right ? aidan : exactly . so , babe managed to escape before you got busted by the police ? amanda : no , she went with the skank who set j.r. up , to meet two guys . aidan : yeah , right . amanda : no , she did . aidan : babe actually went to meet clients ? amanda : she swore she had it under control . she did n't want to make treena suspicious . aidan : this is dangerous , amanda . this is no joke . amanda : i know . that is why i called j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you ok ? man : sorry , buddy , this is a private party . billy : yeah , man , go get your own . treena : no , this is the guy ! the ex ! j.r. : did they hurt you ? are you ok ? they touched you ? babe : no , i 'm ok . man : hey , man , listen , she 'll be better in 15 minutes , i promise . j.r. : oh , yeah ? billy : we paid for a service . we 're getting that service . j.r. : yeah , service this . treena : you guys got your own drama . i 'm out of here . j.r. : you 're not going anywhere , because p.v . 's vice squad is on the way here right now . yeah . hey , you that desperate ? seriously , really ? get out of here ! babe : oh , my god . i 've never been so happy to see you . j.r. : what the hell 's going on ? babe : it 's complicated . j.r. : no , i do n't think so . you 're not going anywhere . treena : i 'm not sticking around to meet my old buddies at the vice squad . j.r. : that was a bluff . why do n't you make yourself comfortable ? huh ? now , you want to tell me why you thought this was a good idea ? babe : somebody had to help you , j.r. and since i was richie 's biggest champion when i should have been believing you -- j.r. : do you realize what could have happened to you ? babe : it was stupid , i know . ok , but i did n't want you chasing after richie and getting yourself hurt . j.r. : or hurting him and going to jail ? babe : that , too . j.r. : yeah . babe : is amanda still on the street corner ? it 's not safe out there . j.r. : amanda is fine . she got lucky . [ scene_break ] aidan : maybe next time , you 'll actually listen to someone before you arrest them . officer : look , i 'm sorry , miss . amanda : yeah , you are . aidan : hey , mandy . you ok ? amanda : yeah , i 'm fine . can -- can you just give me second ? [ phone rings ] babe : hello ? amanda : babe , are you ok ? babe : yeah , i 'm fine . how are you ? amanda : golden . is j.r. there ? babe : yeah . he 's here . thank god you called him , amanda . amanda : look , you do n't sound ok . i 'm going to be right there . babe : no , we got it , amanda . listen , just do n't worry about it . amanda : are you sure ? babe : yeah . thanks again . i appreciate it . amanda : call me if you ever need backup again , but let 's not repeat the prostitute part . [ amanda sighs ] amanda : i need a drink . aidan : so do i . [ scene_break ] j.r. : no , no . not so fast . treena : what is it with you people ? ca n't you just leave me alone ? j.r. : i know that we 've been to bed together , but i thought it was time that we officially introduced ourselves . you see , i 'm j.r. chandler . and i 'm about to become your worst nightmare . why do n't you make this easy on yourself and just give us what we want ? treena : if you think you could hurt me more than my manager , you 're smoking something . babe : just tell us what happened with richie , and we 'll let you go -- it 's all good . treena : until someone finds out i ratted . j.r. : money ? that do the trick ? treena : what happened with richie and me is nobody 's business . [ scene_break ] ryan : i will be out of your way in a minute . annie : it 's ok . ryan : no , you know what ? maybe i should just move all of my stuff in the guest room or something . annie : you do n't have to do anything tonight . i know you needed some time to think earlier . ryan : yeah , well , something like that . annie : you know , if you ever need to talk -- ryan : yeah . no , i -- yeah , i know that . thank you . thank you . annie : i mean , i 'm not trying to push , i just -- ryan : no , i know . really . i know , annie , and i do appreciate it a lot . it 's just i need -- i need some time to figure stuff out , you know ? annie : and i 'm not helping . ryan : i 'm not sure i 'm helping , either . maybe that 's the problem . maybe i 'm just -- i 'm making everything worse . annie : you need to do what 's best for you . ryan : i need to do what 's best for the family . annie : that would be nice , too . ryan : i saw greenlee earlier . [ scene_break ] kendall : what really happened ? where were you ? you were n't with greenlee . zach : you 're not sure ? kendall : i do n't think that you were with greenlee . zach : think i slept with her ? there 's a vote of confidence . kendall : no , i do n't think that you slept with her . i just -- it 's just -- i do n't know . you -- you 've been gone for hours , and you come home looking like you just got out of the shower . zach : yeah . well , that 's what men do after they cheat on their wives . it 's also what men do after they go to the gym . kendall : that 's where you were ? zach : yeah . blowing off some steam . kendall : oh . ok . you know what ? i guess i am a little bit paranoid . i 'm sorry . i do trust you . zach : but you like to test me , do n't you ? like to push me away to make sure that i come back . why do you do that ? you know what scares me , kendall hart slater ? one day , you 're going to push me too far . and i 'm not coming back . [ scene_break ] greenlee : no . no more shots for me tonight , thanks . water 's good . bartender : ok . greenlee : amanda . hey . want a drink ? on me . amanda : well , you own the bar . greenlee : so i do . it makes it easy , then . hey , a margarita , please . amanda : you 're in a good mood . greenlee : yeah , i guess some things just do it to you . anyway , um , what about you ? have you been upstairs all night , working ? amanda : you know , i really need my drink before i can even get into it . or two . greenlee : well , let 's -- let 's grab a table . gossip is best served sitting down . amanda : well , actually , i have a table , but -- greenlee : hmm . `` but `` ? `` but `` nothing . now , i know i should n't , but , you know . [ scene_break ] tad : your aunt julia loved having you as a part of her life so much . there are still going to be so many people around who feel the same way , who care about you , who love you . i may not look like all that much right now , but i 'm not going anywhere . and i know it 's kind of hard to count on , but i want to take care of you . krystal : kathy , um , peanut . you know , your family is n't just your mommy and your daddy and your aunts and your uncles . it 's -- sometimes , it 's a whole group of people who -- who care about you . and who take care of you . and , honey , you have a whole lot of people who care about you . like -- remember ruth and joe ? and -- and crazy opal with her palm readings , and -- and emma ? and emma 's parents ? they -- they 're crazy about you . they care so much about you . they love being with you . we all do . tad : you 're going to have so many people around that love you . krystal : yeah . you know , it 's ok to be sad about aunt julia . tad : honey , we 're all sad . all of us . and -- krystal : we 're here for you . tad : and it 's ok if you feel a little confused . even angry . if you 're mad , that 's fine . it 's ok . kathy : no ! no ! no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] kendall : how far is `` too far `` ? zach : i do n't know . kendall : i do n't want to get to that place . ok . i have these buttons and -- and when they get pushed -- zach : then people know . kendall : exactly . but with you -- zach : i hold it in . kendall : until you do n't . but when you explode , it 's huge , and it 's usually my fault . zach : i do n't like this pattern , kendall . kendall : me , either . zach : loving you does n't mean that things ca n't change . and you know , i got to tell you , a little less drama would be really good for both of us . kendall : yeah , well , i admit that when it comes to greenlee , i 'm a nutcase . i do n't like the person i become -- jealous and this paranoid freak -- that person who does n't believe and have faith in the people that she loves . you know , who wants to love someone like that ? zach : i like a challenge . kendall : well , i do n't want to be one . look , i do n't know how things are going to turn out with greenlee , but i know how i want them to turn out with you -- with us . [ scene_break ] annie : so , how was greenlee ? ryan : not good , actually . she 's in a -- a bit of a bad spot , you know ? annie : i 'm sorry . ryan : we just bumped into each other . annie : i know . i 'm not accusing you of anything . ryan : no , i know . i just -- just want you to understand , that 's all . um , she 's just still trying to figure out what to do -- you know , considering the whole kendall and aidan thing and trying to figure out what to do next , you know ? annie : here . ryan : and , uh -- oh . wow . and -- oh . [ annie chuckles ] [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : she 's not doing very well , but -- wow , that feels nice . annie : how about that ? ryan : that is good right there . annie : wow . ryan : yeah , so -- annie : you 're tight in here . ryan : yeah . i tried -- i tried , you know , talking to -- annie : to greenlee ? yeah , i feel like that 's the problem . there 's all this talking . we all worry so much , we ca n't just -- relax . ryan : yeah , maybe . annie : you know , you 're a ball of knots . greenlee 's a mess . ryan : and you are just taking care of me . [ ryan chuckles ] annie : well , that 's what i do . ryan : so -- oh , wow . [ annie chuckles ] ryan : what about you , though ? annie : well , you can take care of me later . how 's that right there ? ryan : that is very good . annie : you know what , i ca n't -- um , i ca n't get to the middle . why do n't you take this off ? ryan : oh , ok . absolutely . annie : you got that one ? yeah , you got that one . ryan : yep . [ annie chuckles ] ryan : annie -- annie , what the hell is this needle for ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , you got hauled down to the police station . amanda : cuffs and all . greenlee : that 's so funny . amanda : to you , maybe . greenlee : maybe it 's time to lay off the mini miniskirts . amanda : hmm . i mean , how the heck could they even think i was a hooker . [ greenlee chuckles ] amanda : is something funny ? greenlee : hey , you 're not the first fusion girl to be accused wrongly for hooking . remind me to tell you a story of when simone got arrested with this drag queen named rosemary chicken . amanda : sounds hilarious . i 'm just glad that aidan got me out of there before they threw me in some skeevy cell . aidan : all in a day 's work . greenlee : you 're everybody 's hero . amanda : oh , ahem , well , as fun as it is being teased for my misery , i 'm going to go home . i need a shower or two . aidan , thank you so much again . and greenlee -- i will see you tomorrow . bye , guys . aidan : so , how was your night ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : just tell me what richie paid you . i 'll double it . treena : money 's going to do me no good if i 'm dead . babe : you mean richie would actually kill you ? treena : i 'm not saying nothing . j.r. : we 'll protect you . treena : tony will cut me loose or worse if i spill my guts . a big part of this job is keeping your mouth shut . j.r. : i have resources , ok ? i can get you out of here , take you wherever you want . babe : this is your chance to actually do the right thing , treena . j.r. : or , you can make a really rich and powerful man an enemy for life . with us or against us . it 's your call . treena : can you guys give me a minute ? i mean , this is my life we 're talking about . j.r. : mm - hmm . that 's fine . well then , go take your five minutes in there . how the hell did we get here ? babe : look , i wanted to do more than just tell you i believed you . all right ? i wanted to show that i stand behind you . j.r. : and ? babe : and i -- i did n't want you to do anything crazy . j.r. : yeah , because your perfectly sane plan worked out so well ? babe : ok . all right . i 'm ready for my lecture now . j.r. : thank you , babe . [ scene_break ] krystal : no , no . tad : i got to get kathy . i blew it . krystal : you did not blow it , tad . tad : honey , i 've got to explain to her . krystal : and you will , but you 're not going to do anybody any good by keeling over right here in front of her , ok ? ok ? tad : yeah . go , go , go . krystal : ok . kathy . kathy , honey , come here . please ? kathy : no ! do n't touch me ! krystal : oh , honey , please . i just want to talk to you , ok ? [ kathy whines ] [ krystal sighs ] adam : krystal . adam : hey . hey , remember me ? hmm ? you came over to my house -- that really big house to sleep over with colby ? i know it 's bad news . it 's hard . it 's really hard . this reminds me of somebody that -- that i knew once . somebody that i was -- was very , very special to me . i did n't know it was possible to care about somebody as much as i cared about her . she made me happy . when i was sad , she 'd make me laugh or -- or smile or to just -- she took care of me . she was my whole world . i could n't imagine life without her . and then i lost her , way , way too soon -- way before i was able to tell her how much i really loved her . way before i was -- i was ready to let her go , which was n't fair . i was so sad i -- i just cried and cried , cried , cried . i thought i 'd never stop crying . but i did . it hurt , you know ? it hurt right here . i did n't think it was possible to be so full of sadness that your heart actually ached , but it did . does it hurt , kathy ? yeah . well , you know what i think would make us both feel better ? hmm ? how about a big hug ? a big hug . you know , your aunt julia was a very special person , very special . she made you feel all those things that i said i felt , did n't she ? [ adam chuckles ] adam : there are a load of people around here who want to make you feel better -- want to make you happy , make you smile if you 'll let them . there are still a few that are , um -- well , still a little bit hurt , a little bit nervous , and they would like for you to make them feel better . so , maybe you could make each other feel better . it 's wonderful when that happens . [ adam kisses kathy ] [ scene_break ] ryan : what is with the needle ? annie : i -- i forgot to toss that . ryan : you just leave hypodermic needles lying around the house ? annie : of course not . it 's a b-12 shot , ryan . the doctor prescribed them . ryan : oh . well , why did n't you tell me ? annie : what am i supposed to say ? things have been so stressful lately , i can barely keep my head up by the end of the day ? i -- you have enough to worry about . ryan : i worry about you . annie : i 'm a big girl . i can handle it . although , i could do without the bruises . i have n't quite mastered the shots yet . ryan : oh , i 'm sorry . annie : it 's fine . i 'm just -- you know , i 'm trying to stay focused and healthy . ryan : well , listen , i could help you with the shots , you know ? how often do you have to take them ? annie : every now and then . ryan : well , just tell me , and i 'll do them . annie : thank you . ryan : you can tell me stuff , you know ? you do n't have to keep anything from me . annie : you know , i 'm just trying to stay positive for you , and for spike , and emma . ryan : well , it 's time that somebody took care of you . ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall : let 's go to bed . what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] babe : do n't thank me when i blew this whole entire thing . j.r. : no , you did something for me . i 'm not going to forget that , and i 'm not going to forget this look , because it 's not every day i get to see you like this . babe : yeah , and you 're never going to see it again . j.r. : you 're crazy , you know that ? babe : you would know . j.r. : i did n't think i was going to get here in time . babe : but you did . thank you for saving me . treena : i 'm ready for my retirement fund . j.r. : you sure ? treena : i 'll talk , but not here . let 's go . j.r. : you did it . babe : we did it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : not that i do n't love an uncomfortable moment , but i have to go . aidan : really ? greenlee : yes . aidan : i love you . greenlee : aidan , do n't . aidan : i love you , and i do n't care how long it takes to prove it . greenlee : i have to go . aidan : i know you still love me . singer : do you think of me ? are you thinking of me ? yeah singers : do you think of me , baby ? do you think ? [ scene_break ] zach : i love you . i want you to remember that . kendall : i know that . so , come on . let 's go back to our room . i want to make love to you . zach : no . i want to stay right here and hold you . kendall : ok . so , hold me . [ scene_break ] ryan : there . how 's that ? annie : mmm . a little lower . ryan : a little lower ? ok . in here ? annie : mmm . ryan : it 's not too rough , is it ? annie : it 's perfect . [ scene_break ] adam : kathy , you feeling any better ? kathy : i want tad . krystal : ok , sunshine . kathy , come on . [ tad mouths the words `` thank you `` as he holds his little girl ] [ next_on ] jesse : sam woods offered me a job . angie : doing what ? jake : i think i found something that might help you get back what you lost . greenlee : no one needs to know that we hooked up last night . zach : too late . erica : greenlee is not the problem . it 's you .
greenlee and josh wake up together . greenlee finds it hard to believe that they had slept together . amanda is arrested and brought into the police station on prostitution charges . babe gets herself into hot water with a pimp and his client . at the police station , aidan finds out that amanda had been arrested for `` working the streets . `` babe 's cover gets blown when the man pulls her wig off , and the woman recognizes her . amanda calls j.r. and tells him the trouble that babe had gotten herself into . kendall paces the floor and wonders where zach is . she remembers the conversation that she had had with zach right before he had left . kendall hears a noise at the door and zach comes home . kendall wonders where he had been . annie imagines how ryan would react if she told him that she was pregnant . annie starts to give herself a shot when ryan walks in . colby brings kathy to the hospital to visit tad and krystal . tad begins to tell kathy what had happened to julia . adam is sitting alone on the sofa when colby walks in . adam remembers his conversation with dixie in which she had told him what would happen when everyone found out that he had kept this secret about kathy from tad . adam tries to explain to colby , but colby refuses to listen .
jake : `` the dangers of delivery `` ? is that about chinese takeout ? because if it is , i want to read it next . amanda : i 'm just trying to be prepared . jake : i think you 're freaking yourself out . that 's what i think . amanda : things go wrong in delivery all the time , jake . jake : really ? well , not this time . amanda : you do n't know that . jake : i do . i know that . amanda : all this talk about this baby , pretending that it died , what if it actually happens ? jake : it 's not going to happen . what -- stop . stop thinking about the worst- case scenario . amanda : i ca n't , ok ? i made promises . if something happens to this baby , there 's a woman out there who 'd be losing him , too . [ scene_break ] liza : hi . colby : hey . thanks for coming . liza : oh , i was so thrilled that you called . so how are you doing ? colby : uh , ok . liza : yeah ? have you , uh -- have you spoken to your father ? you know , you ca n't ignore him forever . colby : hmm , i can try . liza : hmm . colby : that 's actually why i wanted to see you . i want to move out of the mansion , like now . so i was wondering -- liza : yes , yes , of course , you can move in with me . oh , colby , i would love it . oh , we could -- we could bring back all those old traditions , you know , like saturday - night movie night and sunday spa weekends and painting your toes . gosh , i have n't done that in so long , but i 'm sure it 's -- colby : mom , mom -- liza : yeah ? colby : i -- i already have a roommate . liza : oh . colby : my -- my friend corrina , we -- we found an apartment . it 's right near campus , and it 's totally perfect , and i was hoping maybe you could help me out with the deposit . [ scene_break ] aidan : i just heard about what happened . how is she ? adam : not to worry , she could n't be in better hands . aidan : thanks for sitting with her , but i can take it from here . adam : i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh -- angie : krystal -- what are you doing here ? krystal : oh , i just came by to pick up a prescription for jenny . poor baby 's got a terrible ear infection . i was up half the night with her . angie : what -- tad is letting jenny stay at wildwood now ? krystal : no , tad is letting me stay with him . i left david . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , what are waiting for ? arrest him already . marissa : no , the chief ca n't do that without probable cause . j.r. : really ? how 's assault sound ? because i sure as hell did n't do this myself . i want to press charges . david : you attacked me , you nimrod . i was defending myself . jesse : all right , then shut up , just shut up . would you do me a favor ? get your cousin out of here ? please , i need to ask the doctor a few questions . marissa : about what ? jesse : about the night stuart chandler was murdered . [ scene_break ] kendall : and if the footprint does n't match , if we ca n't find anything on david at all -- zach : then you 're still the prime suspect . kendall : spike and ian , they 'll be men by the time i get out of prison , if i get out at all . ryan : do n't think like that . kendall : i have to think like that . all of the evidence points to me . i could be facing the death penalty . zach : not gon na happen . ryan : that is not going to happen . [ scene_break ] adam : annie asked me to come after she was stabbed with a shiv or whatever you people in prison call that sort of thing . she wanted me , not you . aidan : when she wakes up , i 'll be sure to tell her that you stopped by . in the meantime , if you do n't mind , i 'd like to spend some time alone . adam : so you can go on enabling her ? what is it , aidan ? is she getting too sane for you these days ? aidan : what are you trying to say ? adam : this woman deserves a chance to get better . aidan : what do you think i 've been doing these past few months ? adam : good question . aidan : when everyone turned their back on annie , i was there for her . i helped her . adam : well , how ? by encouraging her to escape from a mental institution , to flee the country ? no , you did n't help her . you put her in this bed . annie : stop , stop , please . adam : are you all right ? annie : i 'm just -- i 'm just tired . adam : you see ? you hear that ? i think you 'd best leave . annie : no , it 's ok . i have to talk to aidan . [ scene_break ] colby : you look upset . liza : no , i 'm not upset . i 'm just -- i 'm processing , you know , all of this . colby : me , too . me , too , between you coming back , me finding out about all your letters , and there 's the whole jake sperm - donor thing . liza : i know , honey . i know it 's a lot to process . colby : yeah , it would be good for me to have my own space , to think and -- and deal . liza : yeah , no , i get it . i get it . you know what ? i will write you a check right now , huh ? how much do you need ? colby : seriously ? liza : absolutely , and if you need any help whenever , just -- just call me . colby : wow , thank you . liza : but there 's one thing . hey , you , you have to talk to your father . he loves you , colby , and i know that deep down inside , you do love him , too , and i 'm not asking you to forgive him . colby : good , because i do n't know if i can . [ scene_break ] amanda : what if he comes too early ? jake : it 's not going to come too early . amanda : he comes out , he could have trouble breathing . jake : he 's not going to come -- that 's why i prescribed you surfactant , ok ? full , healthy lung development . this child 's so strong , we could deliver him right now . if you want to , we 'll deliver him . i 'll get some silverware . amanda : so he 's ready ? jake : yes , absolutely . amanda : what if i 'm not ? what if i ca n't say goodbye to this baby , jake ? [ scene_break ] angie : so david offered to buy amanda 's baby . krystal : yes . it was awful . i mean , under any circumstances , but the fact that he knew about marissa -- angie : so what did you do ? krystal : woke up , finally . woke up and walked out . angie : and david ? krystal : he was a mess , and , angie , i am not going to lie to you . it was not easy , but i finally realized that i just -- i ca n't save him . i mean , the lord knows i tried , and in the process , i lost tad and you and jesse and jenny . angie : krystal , is there anything i can do ? krystal : yeah , pray that i have the strength to stay away . [ scene_break ] jesse : the good doctor has n't given a statement yet . marissa : but two people have already been arraigned . david : oh , no , no , no , not just people , marissa , friends . you see , it 's a lot easier for the chief to play bad cop with people like me rather than be shunned by the so - called good citizens of pine valley . am i right , chief ? jesse : you can come with me willingly , or i can cuff you . it 's your call . j.r. : i vote for option b . david : shut up . j.r. : oh , come on , everybody knows you want my dad dead . i saw you at the front gate with a loaded gun . david : you know something ? he 's absolutely right , and why do n't you tell the chief here what happened next ? go ahead , junior . he knocked me out and stole it . you know , i have to admit i was pretty impressed , given your blood - alcohol level . exactly how much scotch did you guzzle that night , junior ? maybe just enough to accidentally put a bullet in your uncle 's back ? j.r. : son of a bitch -- jesse : all right ! everybody , out , now ! listen , i 'm not going to tell you again , junior . take a walk . take a nap . take a pill . i do n't care . you do n't have to go home , but you get the hell up out of here . let me do my job . david : you got that ? or would you like us to get you an interpreter ? jesse : you , come on . scott : uh - uh . it 's not worth it . [ scene_break ] zach : let 's go home and get some sleep . kendall : no , zach , no , you 've been with the baby all night . zach : i know , but we 've got some talking to do . you know , girls and sports and stuff . kendall : yeah , but you must be exhausted . zach : i 'm good . i mean , you must be tired . go home . ryan : spike would love to see his mom for a little while . zach : give him a kiss for me . kendall : ok . thank you . i love you , my sweet boy , and i will be back very soon . do n't let your dad keep you up all night . [ scene_break ] krystal : marissa , what 's wrong ? marissa : it 's david . jessie hubbard took him down to the station . they 're eyeing him as a suspect in stuart 's murder . krystal : well , you better call stark , david 's attorney . marissa : i tried . he 's out of town . look , i know that you want nothing to do with david , and i get that , but he needs our help . they 're trying to nail him for a crime he did n't commit . krystal : how do you know he did n't do it ? marissa : because he told me . krystal , he could go to prison . krystal : do n't count on it . david 's done some awful things in his life , but he 's rarely paid for them . why should stuart 's murder be any different ? [ scene_break ] liza : hey , you guys . is everything all right with the baby ? jake : he 's fine , just fine . amanda : yeah , just hormone overload . liza : oh , oh , this -- well , this ca n't be helping any . amanda : yeah , yeah , well , you 've had a delivery before . any words of wisdom ? liza : oh , yeah , well , that was a long time ago . tell you the truth , i 'm kind of getting a little nervous myself . amanda : really ? liza : yeah , but you do n't have anything to worry about . you 've got this handsome doctor right here as your housemate . i 'm sure he will be there for your every need . jake : sure . you want some water ? sparkling , flat , milk ? amanda : you know what ? that reminds me . excuse me . fun having to pee every 12 seconds , is n't it ? liza : right . jake : you do n't have to shove me down her throat , ok ? just because she 's not ending up with the baby , you know , i 'm not some kind of , you know , consolation prize . liza : well , i do n't have to shove you anywhere . it 's obvious that you two are -- you 're very together . jake : well , you know , you do n't know in this life . right now , it 's all about the baby , but when the baby comes , and the baby goes , it could be another story , and you never know . [ scene_break ] aidan : what happened ? annie : i was stabbed . i guess what goes around comes around , huh ? aidan : annie , that 's not funny . you should have had someone call me . you know what it feels like to hear about this on the news ? annie : you know , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , but i knew how you would react . i knew you would drop everything and come rushing over , like you did right now , and -- aidan : and what 's wrong with that ? annie , i care about you . i will always be here for you . annie : i know . and that 's what scares me . [ scene_break ] kendall : that 's a good thing , right , that david was brought in for questioning ? ryan : yes , definitely , a good thing . kendall : what ? zach : oh , i 'm just thinking . kendall : i know , i know . i should n't get my hopes up . i 'm sure david will find a way out of this , just like he does with everything else . zach : maybe , maybe not . are you up for a road trip ? ryan : sure . kendall : where are you going ? you 're going to go to the police station ? you guys are not going to be able to talk jesse out of this . i mean , he 's not going to let me off the hook just because you ask him to . zach : you 're right . ryan : not jesse 's call . zach : we have to go higher . [ scene_break ] jesse : listen , i want you to take fowler and head over to doc hayward 's house . grab some evidence bags , all right ? officer : you got it . natalia : what are you looking for ? jesse : a match for that print . marissa : excuse me for interrupting , but i 'm pretty sure it 's illegal to search a house without a warrant . jesse : we got that taken care of , all right ? anything you find , i want you to bag it and bring it back here . are we clear ? natalia : ok , clear . jesse : go get 'em , tiger . [ jesse enters the interrogation room and sets a recorder in front of david ] jesse : red light means go . david : say what ? jesse : truth usually works with me . david : the truth . all right , the truth . the people of this town want my head on a spit , and you 're the one leading the charge . [ scene_break ] liza : so , but , listen , do n't -- do n't worry about your delivery . i 'm sure everything is going to go just exactly how it 's supposed to go . amanda : thanks . liza : yeah , sure . right ? jake : yeah . liza : ok , i 'll see you guys . amanda : bye . liza : bye - bye . krystal : hi . i 've been looking for you two everywhere . amanda : why ? what 's wrong ? krystal : david 's been brought in for questioning about the night of stuart 's murder . amanda : oh , my god . jake , you know what that means . if david goes to prison -- krystal : he wo n't be able to get near your baby . [ scene_break ] [ while getting her belongings out of the mansion , colby finds an old drawing ] colby : ugh , ugh , ugh . oh ! adam 's voice : that 's why today is so important . the -- david hayward 's games do n't count . little adam is going to decide . he 's about the same age you were when liza took off with you . colby : he 's lucky he gets to choose now . i had to wait until i was 15 , and it cost you a bundle in bail bonds and wrecked cars and lawyers ' fees . adam : oh , my word , yes . best investment i ever made . colby : i 'm glad i came home . i love being with you . but i was kind of hoping after all this time , mom might come see me . adam : thank you for choosing me . [ adam walks into the foyer ] adam : colby ? did i hear something -- colby ? where are you going ? colby : uh , anywhere , really , as long as it 's far away from you . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , i 'm just trying to find out what happened at the chandlers ' that night . david : no , you 're not . you 're trying to pin a murder on me . jesse : come on , david . there are a ton of fingers pointing right at you . david : shocker . jesse : so why do n't you take me back to that night , what you saw , where you were when the gun went off ? david : i believe i have the right to an attorney present . jesse : and i thought innocent men did n't need attorneys . david : oh , they do when they 're being railroaded . [ scene_break ] marissa : oh , what the hell 's the point of having someone on retainer if they never answer their phone ? he should n't be in there alone . j.r. : why do you care ? seriously . you do n't even know the guy , and what you do know about him , you should be running for cover instead of defending that sob . scott : ok , that 's enough , j.r . j.r. : enough ? hayward killed uncle stuart . marissa : but there is no proof of that . j.r. : do n't you want justice , scott ? scott : but , of course , i want justice . i hate that -- i hate what happened to my father . i ca n't walk two feet in this town without being reminded of him . j.r. : then why are you standing here listening to this ? scott : attacking marissa wo n't bring him back . j.r. : really ? neither will buying her lies . scott : ahem . sorry . marissa : look , do n't . ok , j.r. 's right . you should hate me . for all you know , i 'm trying to help the man who shot your father . scott : do you think david did it ? marissa : not anymore . but saying i 'm in the minority on that would be a massive understatement . what about you ? do you think -- scott : i do n't know what to think anymore . i want to make this over . i can still feel him . my dad . whenever i -- whenever i look up at the moon or i -- i see sunlight bouncing off of the trash can . marissa : trash can ? scott : yeah , that man found the beauty in everything . i just want him to have peace . i owe him -- jesse : dr. hayward is asking for his lawyer . marissa : yeah , i 've tried calling his office . he 's out until friday , and he 's not picking up his phone . jesse : well , i can call in a public defender . liza : yeah , that wo n't be necessary . no , david 's always preferred a more personal touch . i 'd like to be the one to give it to him . [ scene_break ] annie : it does n't matter how much progress i 've made . i am still going to have to pay for the crimes that i 've committed , and we do n't know how long that is going to be for . aidan : we 'll get through it together , all right ? annie : yeah , but see , that 's just it , aidan . you should n't have to . you should n't have to put your life on hold . you should n't have to wait for me . i know , though , that you will never walk away , which is why i have to do it for you . aidan : are you being serious right now ? annie : i 'm sorry , but i honestly believe that this is what 's right . aidan : what 's right for who ? annie : you deserve so much more . aidan : annie , what i deserve is up to me to decide . is it not ? annie : officer ? will you , please , show mr. devane to the elevator ? aidan : come on . annie , do n't do this . annie : goodbye , aidan . [ aidan sighs ] [ scene_break ] adam : colby , i can explain about the letters . colby : what 's to explain ? mom wrote to me , said she loved me , missed me , everything i needed to hear . you knew that , and you kept them from me anyway . you had me believe mom did n't care . adam : no , that 's not true . colby : yes , it is . adam : your mother kept you for 13 years , and i -- i just wanted to love you without her infernal interruptions . colby : well , you had your chance , and you blew it . adam : no , do n't -- do n't go . we can work this out . colby : how ? the last three years have been a total lie . adam : you mean everything to me . i 've never lied about that . colby : i used to feel so bad for you that mom just took me away . adam : yeah . i do n't think i could survive if that happened again . colby : nobody is taking me , dad . i 'm leaving . and this time , it 's all on you . [ scene_break ] liza : hi , i 'm liza colby . marissa : marissa tasker . liza : i 'm an attorney , and i 'm an old friend of david 's , and i would be happy to help . marissa : great . he could use all the help he can get . liza : may i see my client ? jesse : knock yourself out . liza : thank you . jesse : with a baseball bat . liza : hello , david . [ scene_break ] mr. north : long day , gentlemen . excuse me . zach : that 's ok . it wo n't take long . ryan : yeah , we heard that hayward is being questioned as a suspect in the chandler murder . zach : so why is kendall still being charged ? mr. north : because i have more than enough evidence to put her away . her finger 's on the weapon . she lied to police . she 's got no alibi , and she 's been placed at the scene of the crime by multiple eyewitnesses . recanted statements or not -- zach : what about hayward ? you had evidence on him . mr. north : but not the kind i have on your ex - wife -- sorry , `` wife . `` congratulations , by the way . zach : thank you . ryan : do you have any idea what kind of man hayward is ? mr. north : that 's really none of my concern , just like my job and how i do it is none of yours . zach : is n't it funny ? maybe it 's just me . i thought da was an elected position . ryan : you know , last i checked , it was , and i 'm sure you want to get back into office , right ? you might want to work on your people skills a little bit . mr. north : save the threats . see , i get paid to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that someone 's guilty of murder , and , in this case , that someone is not hard to find . you thought you were clever , huh , marrying ms. hart to keep from testifying ? what you did n't know is that it does n't matter . you can stay mute . you can lie on the stand . the damage is done . i have a case . ryan : so hayward walks ? mr. north : the facts speak for themselves . you know what they say ? your wife killed stuart chandler . [ scene_break ] kendall : do you ever sleep ? angie : graveyard shift again , thanks to david hayward . so , listen , if you want to take a break , let me know , because i 'd be real happy to sit with the little guy . kendall : thank you , but with this trial coming up , i do n't want to miss a second . angie : do n't give up hope , kendall . kendall : i 'm trying not to . if this thing with david would just pan out , it would be great . angie : what thing ? kendall : well , the night of the murder when i was -- when i was at the chandler house , i was running , and i tripped over something . at the time , i had no idea what it was , but it turns out that it had to be david . angie : did you tell jesse ? kendall : well , his forensics team found a man 's footprint , so if it 's a match , it would prove that david lied about not getting past the chandler gate . angie : and open up another top suspect . kendall : yes , and right about now , that sounds really good . angie : david hayward out of our lives ? that 's better than good . that 's heaven . [ scene_break ] david : if you 're here to get your licks in , the flogging line starts behind the chief . liza : well , david , we can talk about how rough you like it later , but right now , i think we need to focus on your case . david : i 'm sorry , and you became a lawyer when ? liza : david , it 's been a long time . david : i can see that . liza : do you want my help or not ? david : i guess that depends . why are you doing this ? and , please , do n't tell me it 's out of the goodness of your heart . liza : well , at least i have a heart , which is a lot more than most people say about you , but i 'm here to prove them wrong . [ scene_break ] ryan : the guy is out for blood . zach : the election 's coming up . he ca n't afford to make mistakes . ryan : like wrongly accusing erica kane 's daughter of murder . zach : yeah , that 's why he wo n't pursue the hayward thing . ryan : because if hayward did it , he 's going to look like an ass . what do we tell kendall ? zach : nothing yet . ryan : well , she deserves to know something . zach : she 's scared enough as it is . we 'll keep it between us . [ scene_break ] angie : hey . listen , i made a call , and david is still being questioned . looks like it 's going to be a while . kendall : waiting , something i 've gotten very good at . angie : i think this is the perfect time for you to meet someone . angie : kendall , this is dr. sloane . he 's a cardiothoracic surgeon at seaview hospital . kendall : hi . it 's nice to meet you . dr. sloane : likewise . angie : i called dr. sloane to consult on ian 's case . dr. sloane : do you mind if i have a look ? kendall : please . so what does this mean ? angie : listen , ian 's not going to be able to stay on ecmo forever . now , this is only a temporary fix until he 's strong enough to receive another heart- valve surgery . kendall : right . angie : so if david goes to prison , god willing , you are going to need another surgeon . kendall : well , i think we want another surgeon anyway . angie : well , dr. sloane has an excellent reputation , one of the best in the country . kendall : angie , thank you so much for looking into this . really . angie : but ? kendall : but i 'm still stuck on the part `` if `` david goes to prison . i mean , that 's a huge if . there 's still no evidence against him yet . angie : sweetheart , look , you are just going to have to stay positive . kendall : how ? this is david hayward we 're talking about . angie : exactly . and that man has pulled so much crap that he is long overdue for a karmic kick in his ass . [ scene_break ] liza : you and i are a lot alike , david . david : this , i got to hear . liza : well , we both went up against adam and lost . we 've both been vilified for trying to protect our children , in your case , your grandchild . david : that 's not over yet . i 'm still determined to get custody over little adam some day . liza : not if you 're hauled off to prison . and i know what it 's like , have the whole world against you . david : [ chuckles ] sweetheart , you ai n't seen nothing yet , not if you 're determined to take my case . liza : well , i do n't care what anyone thinks except for colby . david : well , she 's not going to like it any more than her daddy will . liza : oh , she will understand . believe me , i will get her to understand . i 've lost her once , and i will never do it again . david : maybe we do have something in common . liza : is that a yes ? david : are you sure you want to take this ? stress is n't good for the baby . liza : david , i know exactly what is good for my baby , ok ? david : ok . where do we start ? liza : well , jesse hubbard has a warrant . he 's searching your place right now , so be straight with me , david . is there a possibility that he will find anything ? jesse : hello , again . mr. north : print in question at the chandler estate is a match to a shoe in your house . jesse : so you care to tell me what you were doing near that terrace ? [ scene_break ] jake : mmm . amanda : ah , david hayward locked up for life ? if i could drink champagne , i would be wasted right now . jake : well , you ca n't , pregnant lady , so just eat your ice cream . amanda : how are you not more excited right now ? this is what we 've been hoping for , jake . david hayward out of our lives for good . jake : because , honey , he 's not locked up yet . anytime we ever got close to nailing the guy , he slithers away . amanda : ok , debbie downer . jake : oh , i am not . do n't you call me that . do n't you scream at me . do n't you call me names . amanda : i have to . since i was pregnant , my stomach has been in knots , and so this is like the first time that it feels really good . so just give me , like , five seconds to enjoy it , ok ? jake : sure , one 1,000 , five 1,000 . now what ? [ scene_break ] colby : maybe i should stay . adam : now you 're making sense . j.r. : no , she 's not . you should move in with corrina . i think it 's a great idea . colby : but what about little a ? i 'm the closest thing he 's got to a mom . j.r. : little a will be fine . you should do it . this is your chance . take it . colby : yeah ? adam : are you insane ? are you insane ? this is your sister . she should be under this roof with her family . j.r. : oh , here we go , all in the name of the family . adam : yeah , that 's right . you may not agree with all the choices i 've made , but every one of them i made for you . all i care about is what 's best for my children . j.r. : what 's best ? how is keeping us from our mothers what 's best ? colby wants to leave for the same reasons that i took off to san diego . you control your children 's lives with a stranglehold . colby : it 's not normal . j.r. : or healthy for any of us . please , dad . let her go . she needs this . adam : well , you 'll always have a home and a father who loves you . [ scene_break ] jake : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . i am not a party - pooper . amanda : too late , you are . i 'm going to start calling you `` master p.p. `` for short . jake : no , no , well , i 've been not -- well , that 's a terrible thing . `` master p.p. `` ? `` master p.p. `` ? amanda : well , come on , jake . then just dream with me , just for a second , all right ? just picture david carted off to some cell , ok ? do you know that means we could -- we could stop all this craziness ? we could keep the baby . jake : you just -- you just said `` we . `` amanda : well , yeah . i mean , well , do n't you want to -- jake : marry you ? amanda : no , i -- i did n't say that . jake : no , um , i said it . marry me . amanda : yes . jake : you just said , `` yes . `` amanda : yes . jake : i said , `` marry me . `` you said , `` yes . `` amanda : yes . jake : you said , `` yes . `` you said , `` yes . `` [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . i did n't think you 'd come . krystal : me , neither . i tried to forget our conversation , but i could n't . marissa : because of david ? krystal : because of you . your voice reminded me a lot of when i defended david . i 'm -- i 'm worried about you , ok ? marissa : do n't be . i told you why i 'm doing this , for amanda 's baby and little a . krystal : i 'll buy that 's what got it started , but that 's not what 's going on right now . you are helping david for one reason , and that 's to get closer to him . [ scene_break ] jesse : let 's try this again . what were you doing on chandler 's property that night ? liza : do n't answer that . my client does not have to answer that . david : it 's all right . i 'll tell them what they want to know . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you ok ? adam : everyone i love leaves , lottie , my brother , skye , hayley , colby . j.r. : well , i 'm still here . adam : not because you want to be . my whole world is disintegrating around me , and i only have myself to blame . j.r. : blame hayward . the police are starting to . yeah . jesse took david in for questioning . they think he could have shot uncle stuart . adam : that should have been me lying on that floor . it would have been if it had n't been for annie . j.r. : oh , yes , that 's right , your new bff . what the hell 's going on with you two anyway ? adam : she saved my life . not -- not that i deserved it , of course . but i know it 's too late to bring stuart back , but maybe i could learn from his examples . maybe , thanks to annie , i might even get a shot at redemption . [ scene_break ] [ annie gasps and winces in pain ] annie : ugh . [ annie whimpers as she presses the nurse 's button ] annie : ah ! officer ? ugh . hello ? [ when no one comes immediately , annie gets out of bed ] annie : ah ! hello ? ow ! [ as sirens blare outside , annie sees her guard sleeping and his gun exposed ] [ scene_break ] kendall : how did it go with the da ? zach : well , he -- angie : we 've got good news . dr. sloane : i 'm comfortable with ian 's condition at this point . i think your son 's ready for surgery . kendall : really ? you can get him off of this machine ? you -- you can fix his heart ? angie : that 's the plan . zach : hey . [ ryan watches as zach and kendall hug ]
at the yacht club , amanda sits at a table and reads a book entitled , `` the dangers of delivery . `` jake joins her . jake begins to offer amanda reassurance that everything will be all right with the delivery . colby and liza sit at a table , also at the yacht club . colby tells liza that she is moving out of the chandler mansion . liza tells colby that , of course , she can move in with liza . colby lets liza know that she is moving in with corinna , but that she needs help with the deposit . aidan visits annie in the hospital and finds adam . aidan lets adam know that he will take over from here . at the hospital , angie questions krystal as to why she is here . krystal lets angie know that she had left david and had moved in with tad . at wildwind , j.r. demands that david be arrested . jesse insists on questioning david downtown . krystal fills angie in on how that david had wanted to buy amanda 's baby .
scott : can i have another , please ? singer : got a little secret i would like to share j.r. : that looks like trouble . scott : go away . j.r. : what are you doing , scott ? should n't you be comforting madison -- or something ? oh , yeah , that 's right . since you 're not playing daddy anymore , she gave you the boot . [ scott punches j.r. down to the floor ] singer : i would like to have you with me for a thousand years [ song continues indistinctly as j.r. gets up with a bloody lip and scott runs out of the yacht club bar ] [ scene_break ] bianca : no , i ca n't do this anymore . marissa : you ca n't do what ? bianca , please tell me what is going on . bianca : this was a bad idea . marissa : wait . no , wait . come here . come here . a homicidal sociopath locked us in this closet . we could have given in to the fear , sat there paralyzed in the dark . but instead , we did this -- together . bianca : yeah , we did . marissa : yeah . after sharing something like that with somebody , there is nothing that you could say or do that would change the way i feel about you . [ scene_break ] colby : welcome home ! maya : hey , you 're back . you look good . colby : yeah , does n't he ? asher : i feel good , except for these old things . i can make it to the couch . can you chuck those on the fireplace ? caleb : sure . asher : yeah . oh ! caleb : hey ! take it easy . sure you want to give those things up ? [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . i 'm so sorry i 'm late . i got your message . but the babysitter got stuck in traffic , and then spike -- he could n't find his sunglasses , but i 'm here . griffin : what message ? kendall : the message to meet here . griffin : i got the same message from my sister . [ chuckles ] cara 's done it . again . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . cara : hi ! ok , what do you say to an evening of mole poblano y princesses ? now -- what ? oh ! i know you like candy bars on your cereal , so i 'm thinking candy bars on the chicken . good ? tad : do you know where griffin is ? cara : yeah . he 's not gon na be joining us for dinner tonight . ok , so it 's movie night with us and the girls . so i 'm thinking we could do `` cinderella `` or we could do `` cinderella iii : a twist in time , `` which -- i 'm digging that one . tad : i -- cara : or `` the little mermaid . `` tad : i think i 'm gon na have to take a rain check . cara : what are you talking about ? what 's a dinner for princesses without the prince ? tad : cara , you do n't have to play house to make up for kissing jake . [ scene_break ] bianca : i want to tell you -- marissa : come here . sit down . oh , god . i 'm so sorry . sit down . i hurt you . bianca : no , i 'm fine . marissa : no , i hurt you . let me . here . is that better ? bianca : yeah . [ cell phone rings ] marissa : oh , hang on . [ ring ] marissa : oh , it 's j.r . i should answer this . it could be about a.j . bianca : of course . marissa : j.r. ? man : this is the manager at the yacht club . marissa : is there something wrong with j.r. ? man : i 'm afraid he 's been involved in an altercation . he 's fine , but he probably should not drive himself home . marissa : i 'll be right down . bianca : is everything all right ? marissa : j.r. is in the bar downstairs , and he got into some kind of fight . i should go . bianca : marissa -- you still love him , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] man : she 's on her way . she sounded quite worried . j.r. : that 's good . [ scene_break ] caleb : you all right ? asher : yeah . caleb : can i get you anything ? colby : how about a new car ? asher : you 're giving me your car ? colby : mm - hmm . well , it 's just one of them . he ca n't be getting in and out of his old truck in his condition , so here . do you really have to think about it ? there you go . maya : miss chandler ? colby : mm - hmm ? maya : there 's something in the foyer you need to see . colby : it can wait a second . i want to make sure asher 's -- caleb : go ahead . i 'll look after him . colby : no , it 's ok . that 's what i 'm here for , mr. cortlandt . asher : no , it 's cool . he can look after me for a second . colby : ok . maya : this was delivered to you . colby : ah , thanks . hmm -- ok . oh . it 's samples from michele maldonado . she loves my vlog and -- she wants me to be the face of her new line . what ? maya : are you saying that this box is full of free clothes ? colby : i have no idea , but help me with this upstairs and let 's find out . ooh ! [ scene_break ] tad : cara , i need to borrow your phone . cara : wait . one second , ok ? let 's just -- i understand what i did with jake . at the very least , it put you at risk , making this marriage look like the crime that it is . it was n't right . tad : listen , your affairs are none of my business . really . we can be honest about it . you 've apologized . i 've accepted . now can i please borrow your phone ? cara : ok . why you calling griff ? tad : sit - down with liza . i want him to make his case as to why she should n't press charges for liberating antibiotics from the hospital . cara : can you really make that sit - down happen ? tad : make it happen ? it 's supposed to be happening right now , but i ca n't find griffin and liza 's not exactly known for her patience , even though she dated me . cara : you 're easy to get along with . i 'm just saying ! tad : he 's not answering . what the hell 's going on ? cara : that 's 'cause he thinks it 's me . tad : why would n't he answer 'cause he thinks it 's you ? cara : because he 's angry with me . tad : why is he angry with you ? cara : 'cause i set him up on a blind date with kendall . it 's blind for her , too . [ snaps fingers ] [ scene_break ] kendall : what exactly did cara do again ? griffin : she brought you and me together under false pretenses . kendall : why would she do that ? oh . oh . right . griffin : somehow she gets an idea in her head and just ca n't let it go . kendall : yeah , well , i was not in on it at all . i really thought you wanted to meet . griffin : what about ? kendall : about the miranda center and sticking around to help me turn the abandoned house that you were staying in . griffin : once i 'm cleared of the charges , my place is back on the field . kendall : ok . all right , well , since you obviously did n't want to meet , my calendar is pretty full . so i 'm just gon na get going . oh . griffin : do n't -- go . [ scene_break ] bianca : i have no right to press you about j.r . marissa : bianca , i made you a promise to watch my back when it comes to getting sucked back into a relationship with j.r. that 's what you 're doing . i want you to be honest . bianca : i want that , too . marissa : i would be lying to you and to myself if i did n't admit that j.r. 's been winning me over , even if it is because he 's found my weakest point , and he 's very good at working it . bianca : you just want to be part of a family . marissa : yeah , yeah . see , you really get me . i 'm starting to wonder if i still have a chance to have that with j.r. bianca , i trust you . i 'm not saying that i 'm gon na be with j.r. , but -- if there 's a reason that you think i should n't -- bianca : i just want you to be happy . so if j.r. is the one who makes that happen , then i am 100 % behind you . he 's waiting for you . marissa : yeah , he is . you were going to tell me something . i just told you all of this drama , but i do n't want to run out on you without you telling me what 's going on . bianca : another time . marissa : ok . bye . [ scene_break ] caleb : get you something ? asher : i 'm good . probably just need to take it easy , kick back , take off my shoes . caleb : let me help you . sit back , relax . asher : sure . caleb : there you go . asher : maybe after that , you could take off my socks . they 're a little -- it 's getting hot . caleb : do n't push it . new car , huh ? she 's really putting out the welcome . asher : yeah . i think she feels bad for how she treated me when i did n't tell her that her boyfriend slept with her mom . caleb : you did the right thing . asher : maybe she finally realized that what i was doing was actually trying to prevent her from getting hurt . caleb : yep , i 've learned that the hard way . holding back from hurting somebody pretty much guarantees that that 's what 's gon na happen . [ scene_break ] maya : are n't you gon na open these ? colby : yeah . i was just thinking how all of a sudden i 'm like this big deal . maya : i thought that all the chandlers were big deals . i 'm sorry . did i just say that out loud ? colby : you have been hanging out with j.r. way too much ! maya : i should get back to work . colby : no . maya , stay . just come on . take a break . you know , when i started my vlog , i never thought it would turn into a place online for hurt young women to be heard . maya : you 've made them feel like they matter . colby : yeah , i guess i have . it 's a good thing . but you know , if i could go back and stop what happened to me from happening again -- i 'd do it in a heartbeat . colby 's voice : sometimes the people that are closest to us are the ones that you need to keep furthest away . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] liza : district attorney colby . who is this ? tad : liza , it 's me . i 'm calling on cara 's phone . liza : you might want to borrow your wife 's watch , too . tad : i know we 're supposed to be there right now , but i 've run into a little snag . liza : well , unsnag them . if you want me to talk to judge payton on your good doctor 's behalf , you 'll get here now . tad : we 're on our way . cara : ok , so , how did it go ? tad : what 's spanish for horrible ? [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] kendall : you should probably get that . they keep calling . griffin : it 's cara . i will deal with her later . let me turn this off . you gon na sit , or you gon na leave me standing here holding your chair ? kendall : you said you did n't want to meet , so -- griffin : yeah , but i 'm here now , and you 're here . and there 's champagne , and i do n't think you spilled any of it , so -- kendall : very funny . ok . griffin : why not take advantage ? i 'm assuming you have somebody watching the boys , and we can have another non - date . it 's not a cold night in the park and the food 's not as good as pierre 's , but -- kendall : well , i think i 'll manage . griffin : you always do . kendall : maybe it 'll give me a chance to talk you into sticking around , helping me with the center . griffin : we 've already gone over how stubborn i am , so good luck with changing my mind . kendall : i would n't want you to do something you did n't want to do . griffin : i 'm pretty committed to getting back on the field , restoring my reputation . kendall : well , it looks like it 's back on track . griffin : what do you mean ? kendall : you have got a table of lovely admirers over there . griffin : yeah , well , attracting members of the opposite sex has never been a problem for me . bianca : just a bottle of water , please . man : hey , is that the new model ? i 've been trying to get my hands on that . ricky 's voice : no ! bianca 's voice : no ! bianca : get your hand off of me ! kendall : bianca . bianca : who the hell do you think you are ? man : nobody . i just -- bianca : throw this man out . man : hey , i was being friendly . you do n't need to freak out . bianca : would you rather i call the police on my new phone ? man : ok , i 'm out of here . bianca : next time , keep your grabby little hands to yourself ! kendall : binks ! man : we 'll make sure he knows he 's not welcome here . bianca : thank you . kendall : what is going on ? bianca : i 'm just tired of it . i 'm tired of never being safe anywhere i go . kendall : ok . i 'm sorry . griffin : go . kendall : i got ta go . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you for coming to my rescue . i did n't want them to call you , but they did n't feel comfortable with me behind the wheel . marissa : it 's ok . just come here , let me see . ooh ! that is not too bad . is n't this where you tell me that i should see the other guy ? j.r. : it was a sucker punch . i did n't even see it coming . marissa : ha ! that really surprises me , considering how many times you 've goaded people into punching you over the years . i thought you 'd see it coming from a mile away . j.r. : ouch . that hurt more than the right cross i just took . marissa : seriously , though , did you give the police a description ? did they arrest somebody ? j.r. : i swear , it was completely unprovoked . marissa : who hit you , j.r. ? scott : me . for once , j.r. 's telling the truth . i punched him . [ scene_break ] colby : you know , i 've made mistakes of my own . asher -- he tried to be there for me , and i took it out on him . maya : sometimes people who care about you hurt you . does n't mean that they do n't care back . colby : yeah . i just want to make it up to him , though . maya : hey , if someone treated me badly , and they got me a car , we 'd be more than ok . colby : you do n't think that was too much , do you ? maya : i 'm just the housekeeper , miss chandler . colby : stop ! do n't call me miss chandler . just call me colby . and you 're allowed to talk . maya : it 's just i do n't think that you should buy the guy . i 'm not really sure what you did , but i think you 'd have to do a whole lot worse to get him to go away . i bet that he would just love being with you doing nothing at all . colby : thanks . i think i 'm gon na try that right now . thank you . maya : mm - hmm . do you want me to hang these in your closet ? colby : um -- you know what , i think this would look so fabulous on you . do me a favor and take it home . maya : are you serious ? colby : yeah , just take all of it . i think that you would look so great in this label , so take it . maya : i do n't even know what to say , miss chandler . colby : do n't ! do n't call me miss chandler . just call me colby . and just say , `` thank you , colby . `` maya : thank you , colby . colby : yeah . maya : thank you . colby : i 'll see you later . [ cell phone rings ] colby : you can get that . maya : just a sec . colby : ok . maya : i ca n't talk right now . work . i know you 're back . i 'll call you when i 'm not working . i 'm so sorry . colby : no , no , no . is everything ok ? [ scene_break ] cara : it 's like ironic , is n't it ? tad : i do n't know . irony 's lost on me . you 'll have to explain it on the way . cara : here i am , trying to set up my brother with kendall on this date , so he can open up his heart and maybe change his mind and stay here in pine valley . this date could actually be the one thing that makes him miss the opportunity to get his charges dropped , in which case he 's gon na have to stay in pine valley anyway . either way , i have to tell you , my brother 's gon na be so pissed at me . griffin : oh , you got that right . cara : oh , i did it because -- griffin : because you want me to have some kind of love connection , because that 's what 's missing from your life . [ scene_break ] bianca : the man had no right to touch me . he was invading my personal space . he was leaning into me . kendall : you 're right . bianca : you think you 're fine , that the world is ok -- and that you have everything under control . and then some monster knocks you out and drags you into his hotel room and ties you up in a closet . and that is not ok . that 'll never be ok . kendall : oh , my god . i did this . i brought another michael cambias into our lives , and you 're the one who paid the price again . [ scene_break ] marissa : ok , why do i feel like the principal at a.j . 's school and you two boys have been sent to my office ? scott : j.r. was just in the wrong place at the wrong time . that 's all . j.r. : that 's big of you to admit to punching me was your fault . scott : most days , your presence provokes that , but today was on me . j.r. : why do n't you leave before you try again , but this time i get to punch you back . [ scene_break ] caleb : your meds . one every 4 hours . ok ? doctor 's number . you got my number . you call me anytime . asher : you know that i 'm not 10 , right ? caleb : yeah , i know that . asher : it 's nice . i 've always wanted to be spoiled rotten . [ scene_break ] marissa : j.r . scott : no , i was n't planning on staying for dinner . i 'd rather be working on the gatehouse . see you later . [ j.r. slams door ] marissa : you know he 's going through a lot with madison and the baby . j.r. : yeah ? and that justifies him assaulting me ? since i 'm the one who had to take it on the chin , i would appreciate if you would not defend him to me . caleb : i 'm not offering you a new car or anything , but i 've got plenty of room if you ever want to come over and stay with me . j.r. : asher 's not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] scott : just got your text . worried about you . call me . look , i appreciate it . i really do , but i 'm here to work , not talk . marissa : it 's a good thing you 're working on the gatehouse . scott : yeah , well , since i ca n't fix anything else in my life -- look , can i ask you something ? marissa : sure . scott : why , marissa , do you want to get back with j.r. ? really , you could do so much better . you could be with someone who actually cares about someone besides himself . [ scene_break ] bianca : this is n't your fault . none of this is your fault . kendall : but what ricky did to you , it brings you back to what happened with michael cambias . bianca : it just triggers some bad memories . it brings back some ghosts i thought i 'd put to rest . kendall : i should have said no . when you asked to help me , i should n't have let you . bianca : no , that was my choice , and i do n't regret it . ricky will rot for what he did , first in prison and then in hell . this morning , i went back to his hotel room . kendall : why ? bianca : i thought that if i could just do that , then i could take control again . i would see that it was just some closet in this room , and i fought my way out . i thought i would feel strong again and proud . kendall : binks . bianca : i just promised myself after michael that i would never be scared again . kendall : why did n't you just call me ? you should have called me . i would have gone with you . you did n't have to go do this alone . bianca : i was n't alone . marissa was there . kendall : good . good . i know the two of you have gotten close . bianca : you said that i 'm brave , but you 're wrong . all i am is a hypocrite . [ scene_break ] colby : whatever is going on , you can talk to me . i 'm the breakoff girl . that 's my official name . my readers voted for it . so , uh , is that your boyfriend ? maya : it 's my aunt . she thinks i 'm her personal maid and cook . trained me right for this job . but i know it 's so unprofessional to take personal calls at work . it wo n't happen again . colby : no ! nobody cares . and if they give you any sort of trouble , you come to me , ok ? bye . [ scene_break ] cara : when i set you up with kendall , it does n't have anything to do -- griffin : i 've got a big mouth . runs in the family . tad : no , it 's ok . i come from a long line of big mouths myself . griffin : you need to stay out of my personal life , caracita . for the record , i do n't need you or anybody else setting me up on dates . tad : be that as it may , casanova , right now you got bigger fish to fry -- like a meeting with liza . griffin : oh , the d.a . 's ready to put me away now . cara : no , tad is getting liza to drop the last drug charges . griffin : well , then , let 's roll . the sooner i get clear of these charges , the less date setups -- tad : it 's not a done deal yet . griffin : ok . tad : one thing at a time , please . griffin : no , you stay here . you made enough trouble for one day . cara : wait , since when do i listen to you ? [ scene_break ] scott : i do n't know . maybe the reason i hit j.r. was because i 'm jealous . i mean , my cousin managed to make happen with you something that i could n't with madison -- to get the woman i loved back under the same roof . speaking of which , i 've got a gatehouse to work on , so -- marissa : hey , i 'm only here for a.j . scott : i hope so . [ door closes ] colby : hey ! marissa , did you hear asher 's home ? you should come say hi , welcome home . marissa : i got a quick call to make , but i 'll be there in a second . colby : ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is asher 's home . he needs to be here with his family . asher : caleb 's family , too , though . colby : asher , you need to stay , hang out , make up for lost time . j.r. : are you gon na fight asher staying here to recover ? caleb : if asher 's happy , i 'm happy . j.r. : then i guess it 's your call . [ scene_break ] tad : fancy meeting you here . i 'm sorry . i know we 're very late . i appreciate you agreeing to meet with us . just have a seat . hear him out , and you can be on your way , all right ? thank you . [ liza clears throat ] griffin : thank you for seeing me . liza : do n't thank me , dr. castillo . make your case and make it quick . [ scene_break ] bianca : every day , i counsel women who have endured the most horrific abuse . they live with these nightmarish experiences every minute of their waking lives to the point where it starts to define who they are . and i tell them that they only have to just believe in themselves , that they have this inner strength inside them . if they can just tap into that , they can stop feeling like victims and become survivors . kendall : you help them . you help them move from feeling powerless to powerful . that 's what you do . bianca : how can i do for them what i ca n't even do for myself ? kendall : will you stop ? stop right there . you do not get to guess who you are and how far you 've come . you ca n't second - guess that . you are so strong . you 're one of the strongest people i 've ever met . just the fact that you went into ricky 's hotel room shows how strong you are . just because you 're scared does n't mean you 're a victim . after everything you went through , you 're here , and you 're safe , because you made it that way . binks , you are a role model to your children and to women everywhere , including me , including your big sister . bianca : and you to me . kendall : kane woman to kane woman . you live up to that name and keep fighting , and mom and i will be right there with you . [ cell phone ringing ] bianca : it 's marissa . [ ring ] kendall : someone else is in your corner . [ ring ] kendall : why are n't you answering ? [ ring ] bianca : hey . marissa : hey . you know i hated leaving you the way i did . bianca : how 's j.r. ? marissa : he 's fine . i 'm more worried about you . bianca : do n't be . marissa : i ca n't help it . bianca : i 'm with kendall right now . i have to go . marissa : i 'll call you later ? bianca : ok . thanks . kendall : binks , you did n't have to hang up because of me . marissa was there for you during your divorce . the two of you can help each other through this . bianca : no , i ca n't lean on marissa . not anymore . [ scene_break ] colby : so ? what 's it gon na be ? asher : i think i 'll stay , as long as caleb 's welcomed here anytime to visit . j.r. : that 's fine . caleb : i like my burgers medium . marissa : welcome home . [ cell phone rings ] caleb : go ahead , take it . i do n't mind if you talk business in front of me . j.r. : i bet you would like to know what deals i 've got going on . caleb : what makes you think i do n't know already ? [ cell phone beeping rapidly ] asher : oh , is that it ? 1 million hits ? colby : yep . yeah . but i think i 'm gon na cut down on my vlog , you know , spend more time with what 's really important . asher : but what would i ever do without my daily dose of `` breakoff girl `` ? colby : you 're just gon na have to settle for more of the less virtual me . asher : well , i think i can handle that . [ scene_break ] maya : i 'm sorry i hung up on you . you know i really need this job , ok ? i do n't know when i can go out on a date . one of their family members just got back from the hospital , so they asked me to work overtime . i 'll call you back as soon as things slow down , ok ? i promise . i love you , too . [ scene_break ] griffin : i 'm not gon na apologize for an antiquated system that denies essential medicines to people in need . liza : if that 's the level of remorse you 're gon na show the judge , there 's nothing that i can do for you . tad : no , wait . just to be fair , what dr. castillo -- [ cell phone beeps ] tad : is trying to say that in light of all the circumstances -- um -- in light of all the circumstances that the judge has got ta consider his humanitarian record before passing judgment . it 's only fair . the fact is , he 's saved thousands of lives in the field , and he 's put his own life at risk to do it . he saved kendall slater 's life not once but twice . [ cell phone beeps ] tad : excuse me . i 'm just going for my notes . not only did he bring ricky torres to justice , he was able to administer medical care to people who were down on their luck while he was doing it . that 's got ta count for something . griffin : i know what i did is wrong . i know i broke the law , and i would appreciate the court 's compassion . liza : all right . i will make the phone call , and on behalf of the commonwealth , i am going to recommend restitution to the hospital and community service . and that is the best that i can do . tad : that is the best you can do . liza : thank you for your recommendation . oh , yes . and yours . cara : my pleasure . tad : brilliant . brilliant . cara : thank you . thank you so much . come here , come here . baby steps , you know ? griffin : this in no way gets you off the hook for trying to play cupid with me and kendall . you know that . cara : just shut up . give me a hug . tad : you 're doing the right thing . i mean it . colby would be proud . liza : well , i 'm not gon na hold my breath for that one . [ scene_break ] caleb : there are a lot worse places to hang out while you 're getting better . asher : yeah . maya : coffee milkshake ? caleb : thank you . asher : yeah , thanks . caleb : here 's to you . colby : thanks for not fighting caleb , for asher 's sake . and who knows ? maybe you two will actually make peace one day -- the chandlers and the cortlandts finally ending the war . scott : hey ! ooh ! ha ha ha ! [ slaps marissa 's behind ] marissa : aah ! [ scene_break ] kendall : am i missing something about you and marissa ? because i know how close the two of you are . you 've become great friends . in fact , she even told me that after everything with ricky , she was gon na look out for you . bianca : i do n't want her to have to do that for me . kendall : binks , she is just as appreciative of you helping her get out of that closet . bianca : ok , please just let 's leave it alone . marissa 's very busy with a.j . and j.r . kendall : binks , come on . this is me , ok ? i can see there is something is tearing you up inside . there is something going on with you , and you have to tell me what it is . bianca : there is a very good reason why i do n't want to get too close to marissa right now . kendall : what possible reason could that be ? bianca : i 'm falling in love with her .
scott punches jr and after scott later tells marissa that he sucker punched jr marissa tells scott she is worried about him . cara sets up griffin and kendall on a blind date which is interrupted when bianca gets upset when a man asks about her new phone and then grabs her hand to look at the phone . bianca talks to kendall and cries about how she feels weak and scared again since ricky hitting her and locking her in the closet with marissa brought back memories of michael 's rape . kendall tells bianca that she is one of the strongest women that she knows and she will move past these awful memories . bianca almost admits to marissa that she is falling in love with her but stops when marisa tells her that she is hopeful that she can have the family she always wanted with jr . bianca does however tell kendall that she has to distance herself from marissa because she is falling in love with her .
[ previously_on ] anna : you should have protected her . if anyone is responsible for her death , it 's you . jake : mia , i 'd like for you to meet carolyn finn , my fiancée . erica : you chose the wrong person to fight with . mary : jackson ? jack : mary ? mary : oh , thank god you 're all right . oh . [ scene_break ] tad : so the rumors are true , huh ? jake : word travels fast . tad : you have no idea . jake : how you doing ? tad : hey . i hear you 're finally making yourself useful . jake : yeah , finally . tad : where exactly is that ? jake : well , for now , it 's kenya . we 're doing some amazing stuff there , tad . it 's really putting my life in perspective . ruth : jake 's been telling us all about it . tad : oh , i 'll bet . jake : so , what about you ? what are you up to ? tad : i just came back from leora 's funeral . i 'll tell you something -- seeing anna standing next to that little casket puts things in perspective . ca n't make sense out of any of it . ruth : tad , let 's make your brother 's homecoming a happy one . tad : well , i 'm sorry , ma . i just thought that jake should know that life and death go on around here , too , since he bolted out of town . jake : said the man who disappeared into ted orsini . ruth : boys -- tad : since when do you show up without so much as picking up a phone ? jake : well , why do n't you relax and maybe i 'll tell you . tad : yeah , well , maybe i 'll just listen . you can start with telling me what exactly happened with mia just now . jake : how did you know about mia ? tad : simone called me from fusion . she said mia tore over here the second she got your call . is she still here ? jake : no , no , she left . tad : well , i 'm not surprised . you hurt her when you left . you hurt her real bad . the good news is i think she 's managed to heal a bit . jake : good . i 'm glad to hear it . tad : yeah , so what 'd you say ? well , somebody better tell me something . i think she 's still in love with you . as far as i 'm concerned , you two could work things out . carolyn : i 'd have a problem with that . jake : tad , this is carolyn , my fiancée . tad : your what ? carolyn : i 'm his -- tad : fiancée , yeah . i heard him . i 'm just a little confused . are you out of your mind ? michael : oh , come on now . the way you 're beating this bag , you look like you can use something to cool you down . mia : no , thank you . michael : all right , then . well , how about we leave and i buy you a real drink ? besides , i can think of more creative ways for you to expend this energy of yours . mia : oh , creative ? is that what you call it , coming on to a woman against her own will ? michael : oh , i see kendall 's been looking for more sympathy . she is the endless victim , you know that , right ? mia : she told me what you did , and i believe her . michael : yeah , well , it 's your choice . enjoy your workout . mia : michael , wait . there is something you could do for me , actually . david : so it 's my fault leora 's dead ? anna : yes . you wanted to wait for the operation . david : i was the one that went in that o.r . i was the one that tried , yet again , to save our daughter 's life . i never gave up on her . anna : and i did ? david : you -- you are the one that let tad convince you that he should stop me . when you did that , you signed our daughter 's death certificate , anna . you killed her . i just wish you would have killed me , too . greenlee : i just came back from a funeral , erica . i 'm in no mood . erica : why do n't you just stick to the subject ? you got lena a job with your grandfather so you could spite me and make sure that bianca never recovers from what lena did to her . greenlee : you are so off base . i did someone a favor . lena needed a job . grandfather needed an international finance expert . there 's no grand scheme here . sorry to disappoint you . if you 'll excuse me -- erica : oh , no way . i 'm not finished with you yet . jake : carolyn , i 'm sorry . my brother does n't have any tact . tad : your brother is stunned . shocked . i mean , you guys breeze into town with news like that , what kind of a reaction do you expect ? carolyn : i understand . ruth : tad , carolyn worked with jake in chechnya . you remember her . joe : he mentioned her many times in his letters . tad : carolyn with a y , right ? carolyn : you got it . tad : i thought you two were just friends . i mean , all of a sudden , like this , you pop the question ? i mean , mia 's still in shock . jake : do n't even get into that , tad . carolyn : maybe we should go . tad : no , no . you do n't have to go . i apologize . i 'm sorry . i 'm sure you 're perfect for each other . it 's just that -- ruth : but jake is really happy . that 's all we want , tad . tad : yeah , sure . ruth : welcome to the family . carolyn : oh , thank you , mrs. martin , mr. martin . joe : joe and ruth , please . carolyn : oh . joe : yeah . tad : yeah , we 're a zany family , but i 'm sure you 'll get used to it . carolyn : jake talks about you all the time . i look forward to getting to know his big brother . tad : well , i promise i 'm not always this obnoxious . jake : oh , sure you are , tad . tad : could i speak with you for a moment on the porch ? jake : actually , carolyn was about to look through some of the family albums . tad : sounds swell . porch . now . jake : i 'll be right back . carolyn : ok . tad : was she here when mia walked in the house ? jake : her name is carolyn . what 's your problem ? tad : right back at you . answer the question . was she here when mia walked through that door ? jake : yeah , she was here . tad : terrific . talk about getting kicked in the teeth . what 'd you say to mia ? `` gee , i know it 's only been 20 minutes since i ripped your heart out , but let me introduce you to the new girl that 's going to share the rest of my life . `` jake : no , no , no , no , no . did n't i just tell you that i knew carolyn from before ? tad : that 's not the point . you know , sometimes i think you did mia a favor by boinking nurse ratched in that closet . otherwise , the two of you would have gotten married , and god knows how long it would have taken for her to figure out what an absolute tool you can be . jake : you know , where do you get off passing judgment on me , tad ? tad : it 's a piece of cake . what makes you think it 's all right for you to bring carolyn back to pine valley so you can rub mia 's face in your big news ? jake : because mia is over me . do you understand ? she just told me that . she admitted she never loved me , tad . tad : and you believed her ? jake : oh , do n't even look at me like that . tad : oh , come on ! think about it for five minutes . what else is she going to say ? she 's trying to cover up the fact of how hurt she was when you cheated on her , dumped her , you broke the engagement and ran out of town without so much as a hug . jake : how do you know this ? tad : because i have been here . i 've been walking in and out of fusion every day for the last two months . i have seen what this has done to her . jake : all right , well , look , i never meant to hurt mia -- tad : well , guess what . you did . congratulations . and now -- genius -- you do something like this ? jake , you 're acting like you do n't care . jake : you do n't even know how i feel , tad . all right , so why are you on your high horse here ? since when did you start caring about mia 's feelings ? mia : explain to me something because i 'm just -- i 'm a little bit curious . why out of all of kendall 's friends did you think that you could come on to me and i would just fall for it ? michael : no , this is n't some plot . i saw you . you looked thirsty . mia : would you just stop , ok ? just answer my question . what is it ? is it my eyes ? the way that i walk ? the way that i was punching the punching bag that just screamed out naive , weak , pushover ? what ? michael : is this what you always think when somebody asks you out for a date ? mia : oh . oh , but you 're not just somebody . i mean , you 're michael cambias . you 're the jerk who tried to assault one of my best friends and her mother . michael : i do n't even know why i bother . mia : no , no , wait a second . i really want to know . i mean , did you think that i 'd just be falling all over myself to go out with you after you did what you did ? michael : oh , my god , i asked you if you wanted a bottle of water . mia : i do n't want anything from you . the way that you used kendall -- michael : this was her version of events , mia . kendall turned against me , worked with her mother to wreck -- mia : after she found out what a lowlife you are . you lied to her . you cheated on her with another woman . you made her think that you loved her , and all the while you were sleeping with alison behind her back . michael : whoa -- wait a second . who 's alison ? mia : i mean lena . whatever her name is . that 's not the point , ok ? michael : no , no . actually , i think it is the point . this is n't about me or your friend kendall , is it ? it 's about you and that guy that made you feel like a fool . carlos : ms. kane , i would appreciate it if you would -- greenlee : carlos , it 's ok . really . i can deal with her . carlos : fine . yell if you need me . greenlee : i can take care of myself , but your daughter ca n't . she needs all the help she can trying to escape your vise grip . erica : oh , and you expect me to believe that you want to help bianca ? greenlee : that 's right . erica : is this the same bianca you always referred to as `` lesbianca , `` i think you always called her ? since when are you bianca 's friend ? greenlee : all in the past . erica : and all this from the woman who blackmailed bianca , who threatened to tell everybody in town that bianca was gay just to save her own tail ? and now you want me to believe that you 're trying to help bianca and lena ? greenlee : yeah . i 'm a sucker for true love . erica : oh , you 're a sucker , all right . you are trying to hurt me , and i 'm not going to let you . greenlee : ok , i 'll admit it . it 's about you . bianca 's being steamrolled by a mother who says that she loves her -- erica : how dare you . greenlee : and she wo n't let her live her own life . erica : you know nothing about my relationship with bianca , but i know where you 're coming from . because what would you know about a mother 's love ? your mother was never there for you . greenlee : you have no idea what my mother has done . erica : she 's the reason you demand attention all the time . obviously , you never got that attention when you were growing up . greenlee : ok , who are we talking about , me or yourself ? you 're still trying to get attention from every guy you pass on the street because your daddy never broke stride for you . erica : oh , you do n't know what you 're talking about . greenlee : oh , yes , i do . you come in here making threats because you ca n't control your own daughter . erica : i could n't control my own daughter even if i wanted to . greenlee : oh , no kidding . you ca n't even control your own life . how many times were you engaged to jackson montgomery ? five ? erica : excuse me , will you stick to the subject -- greenlee : jack will thank you for it , though . that way , you wo n't ruin his life any more than you already have . anna : you wish i would have killed you ? i wanted to when you went in that o.r . david : joe should have let me be in there in the first place . anna : why should he ? you were putting your own need to play god ahead of your daughter 's life . this time , it cost us . david : i was trying to save my daughter 's life . anna : you convinced me that she should n't have the pacemaker . why did you stop me ? david : because it was the right thing to do ! anna : oh ! and i should never have listened to you ! i knew you could n't stand the thought of someone else operating on your daughter and saving her life because you had to be the one to do that . david : that 's right ! that 's right , anna . i 'm one of the world 's most sought- after heart specialists . i could n't possibly have been right ! anna : and that is so important to you . david , what does it matter who 's right ? our baby 's dead . david : do n't you understand ? i could have saved leora 's life . if you would have just trusted me , anna , if you would have just backed me up with joe , i would have done the right thing for all of us . anna : no , the right thing for me and my daughter would have been to keep us away from you . david : but you did n't . anna : no , i did n't . and if i had -- oh . god . oh . oh . it was me . i 'm the reason she 's dead . jake : all right , listen , listen . i do n't know how many times i have to say it . i never meant to hurt mia . tad : i do n't know how many times you 'd have to say it , either . how many times are you going to say it before you believe it ? jake : what ? what are you talking about ? tad : oh , come on , jake . i was there . remember all those little conversations in your office ? admit it . deep down , somewhere deep down inside , you wanted mia -- you wanted to get back at mia the night of that party , right ? jake : for what , tad ? tad : for ignoring you , for making you feel like she put her career ahead of you . you wanted her to know firsthand what kind of mistake she 'd made . jake : that 's -- that 's not why i did it , man . tad : oh , come on . you were practically inviting mia to walk in on you and alison in that broom closet . simone just beat her to it . that 's what happened . jake : you actually think that 's what i 'm all about ? tad : what am i supposed to think ? you think it 's ok to bring carolyn back to pine valley with you ? why on earth would you do something like that unless you wanted to wave her around under mia 's nose ? `` hey , everybody , look at me . i got a new girl , somebody 's who 's perfectly happy to be my wife , and she 's a doctor . `` jake : tad -- all right , maybe you are right . all right , maybe -- maybe i brought carolyn back here to show her off . tad : thank you . jake : what is wrong with that , huh ? tad : thank you very much . jake : i never intended on hurting mia . i did this for myself , because i needed answers and i needed to be sure that i was n't going to have any regrets with mia . tad : and you do n't ? jake : the only regret that i have is what happened that night at the fusion party . tad : huh . jake : you do n't understand , tad . carolyn is great . she is the one for me . she 's -- she 's it . she -- she -- she -- we like the same things . tad : jake -- jake : we want the same things . tad : you made me the same exact speech about mia . jake : oh -- tad : you do know that , right ? jake : you know , i do n't know . probably , ok . carolyn is the real thing . i mean , mia and alison -- this whole thing that happened with them , it made me change the way that i see my life . tad : yeah , well , i certainly hope so for carolyn 's sake , you know , because it seems to me that all you 're doing is taking the next big catch that just comes along and plugging her into this perfect life fantasy that you 've always had . jake : i already told you , she did n't just come along . tad : what mom and dad have does n't come easily . and if you 've got to bring carolyn back to pine valley with you just to consider whether or not she fits into your life , then maybe you 're doing the wrong thing all over again . jake : no , i 'm not doing the wrong thing , tad . you do n't understand because you have n't seen us together , so how can you say that ? tad : jake , how can i say that ? i can say that because i love you , ok ? i just do not want to watch you make the same mistake again . jake : it 's not a mistake . tad : well , i hope to god you 're right because now you are involving yet another human being in all of this . if you really love carolyn , if you feel about her the way you say you do , you will be honest with her . jake : let me ask you something , big brother -- are you really that concerned about carolyn and me , or is there something else going on here ? tad : what is that supposed to mean ? jake : i 'm just -- it sounds to me like you 're jealous that i 'm finally happy in my life and that maybe i 'm in love with someone just like you were -- tad : do n't -- do n't you dare . i do n't want to hear it come out of your mouth . do n't pretend this is about me and dixie . jake : all right , let me tell you something . you need to go back in there , and you can treat carolyn like your future sister - in - law , or you can get out of here , tad . erica : jackson montgomery and my personal life are off - limits . greenlee : who says i have to play by your rules ? have you considered the fact that you could be ruining jackson 's life the way you 're going to ruin bianca 's ? erica : no , i never have . and you just ca n't go around saying things like that . greenlee : like what ? like what ? the truth ? you 'd mess with your own child only because she does n't live up to what you consider to be your dream daughter -- meaning straight . erica : straight or gay , i love bianca . i could n't ask for a better daughter . but here 's something for you to think about -- would your mother say the same thing about you ? i do n't think so . carlos : what she said about your mother -- greenlee : erica 's just blowing smoke . carlos : i know she 's proud of you . greenlee : she 's not , but guess what . i do n't care what my mother thinks of me . carlos : yes , you do . [ pounding on door ] erica : jack ? open up . it 's me . reggie : oh . hi , erica . erica : reggie , i need to see jack . reggie : oh , did n't you give jack the old `` see you later `` ? erica : reggie , is he here or not ? reggie : it 's kind of complicated . erica : i need to see him . reggie : well , you might have to get in line . mia : i told you to leave me alone . [ mia gasps ] erica : reggie , you should have told me jack had company . reggie : well , now he 's going to come home to two babes . not bad for an old guy . what ? you said you did n't want to marry him . he 's got rights . erica : why do n't you just keep your comments to yourself ? reggie : i have to go , yeah , to work . or maybe i should stay in case things get ugly . erica : you can leave . reggie : you 're sure ? all right . mary : nice to meet you , reggie . reggie : oh , and there 's a first aid kit in the bathroom underneath the sink in case there 's any blood . [ mary chuckles ] reggie : play nice , please . jack 's things . erica : well , i wonder where jack gets the patience . mary : oh , he 's very kind to take reggie under his wing , but it 's not surprising . erica : why do you say that ? mary : you do n't remember me , do you ? erica : well , you look familiar . mary : we 've met before . i 'm mary smythe . erica : oh , i see . yes , you 're greenlee 's mother . mary : yes . she worked for you at enchantment . erica : yes , she did . mary : mm - hmm . well , i was traveling with my art exhibit at the time , but her grandfather mentioned you in his letters . erica : did he ? mary : yes , daddy said greenlee learned so much from you about the cosmetics industry that he 's sure that 's why fusion is becoming so successful . erica : i think that you should spend less time with your art and more time with your daughter . mary : what do you mean by that ? erica : you need to spend more time teaching her manners , how not to stick her nose into other people 's business . carlos : do n't do -- do n't do this . greenlee : do what ? carlos : hide from me . i mean , what erica said -- you pretend like you feel nothing , but that 's not true . greenlee : unlike some people , i do n't live for my parents ' approval . i figured out real fast that it was never going to happen , so why bother ? carlos : you have my approval . is that enough ? greenlee : obviously you did n't hear everything erica said . i blackmailed bianca , i used snarky names and embarrassed -- carlos : you did n't mean to hurt her , though . that 's not your way -- greenlee : yes , i did . i aim and i fire . i knew exactly what i was doing . it served my purpose at the time , and i do n't regret doing it . carlos : come on , greenlee , you 're not -- greenlee : i 'm not good and virtuous , carlos , and i 'm never going to be . so maybe we should just end this now before you 're my next target . mia : oh , my god . oh , i 'm so sorry , tad . i 'm really sorry . tad : i 'm fine , really . you been working on your jab for a while ? mia : no , i just -- i thought you were someone else . i 'm so sorry . tad : who ? jake ? mia : no . michael cambias . tad : that really hurts . mia : no , it 's just that -- ok , he was here before and sort of bugging me and just trying to charm me or whatever . i do n't know . tad : want me to talk to him ? mia : no , no , i 've got it under control . tad : i 'd say so . that was a hell of an uppercut . well done . mia : yeah . you 're really going to feel it tomorrow . tad : so will you . i heard about what happened with jake at the house . mia : oh , yeah , i saw him . he looks very good , very happy . tad : seeing him with carolyn must have been a sucker punch , huh ? mia : no , i think she 's terrific . she 's great , you know ? i 'm really glad that he met someone who can give him what he wants . tad : look , i do n't know if it makes you feel any better , but the fact that he would do something like this -- you know , get married all of a sudden -- it 's got nothing to do with you and everything to do with him . mia : that 's a nice try , tad , but you do n't believe that and neither do i . jake : all right , mom , you have to understand , carolyn is not -- she 's not some person that i just got involved with on the rebound . and mia was n't the only one who was hurt whenever i left pine valley . ruth : and carolyn helped ? jake : she did . she did . i mean , for the first time , i have someone who wants the same thing out of life that i do . and she cares about me . she makes me feel loved . ruth : then she is a very special young lady . jake : she is , mom . i do n't know where tad gets off , you know , trying to police me . and all of a sudden , i 'm the evil brother and he 's got to protect all the women of the world from me . ruth : darling , running away the way you did -- tad was here for mia . we all were , but -- honey , leaving like that , disappearing without a word to anyone , is not the best way to handle things . jake : i know . and i 'm really sorry that i left like i did . ruth : i know , i know . hey , listen , as soon as you and carolyn are settled in here at home , tad will get to know her , and he 'll come around . he always does . jake : well , mom , actually , it 's not going to happen quite like that . carolyn and i are not going to stay in pine valley . we 're going back to kenya . ruth : to doctors without borders ? jake : it 's where i 'm needed . plus , you know , i got a lot of old baggage in this town , mom . there 's too many might - have - beens out there . i want carolyn to know the best of me . ruth : i understand . well , listen , before you go , i 'd love to plan a little party for the two -- oh , an engagement party . now , how does that sound ? jake : well , you know what ? it sounds great . it does . but carolyn and i are going to have to leave tonight . anna : i did this . my so - called love for you has destroyed everything . i 'm so sorry . i am so sorry . i should have been stronger . i should have just taken care of you myself . i knew how to do that . but i thought that we could be a family . what i should have done is as soon as you were born i should have packed you up and taken you as far away as possible . then you 'd still be here . i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . ruth : tonight ? you 've only been here a few hours , and you 're just going to turn around and then leave again ? jake : i know . i know , mom . i 'm really sorry , but we had already made commitments . joe : jake , your future wife pretended to be thoroughly impressed . she 's very thoughtful . carolyn : i was impressed . i bowl strictly gutter balls . joe : ah , we 're going to fix that . and i was telling carolyn you two got here just in right time because the annual martin fourth of july picnic is not to be missed . and i think it 's a great way to initiate carolyn into the family . jake : dad , carolyn and i wo n't be staying . in fact , we 're flying back tonight . joe : why ? did you know about this ? ruth : jake just told me . jake : well , we 'd love to stay . we would . but we are committed on my work , and we have to get back . joe : well , are you going to stay there permanently ? jake : at least for the time being . ruth : could n't you just stay for a few days ? carolyn : ruth , it was hard to get here in the first place . jake : and i wanted you to meet my future wife , so -- ruth : of course . all right , then i have a request -- that when the two of you do get married , we want an invitation to the wedding , and i do n't care if it 's in the middle of the sahara desert . jake : you -- ruth : you and i are going to the wedding . jake : right . you 've got it . it would n't be a wedding without my mom and dad . joe : ok with you ? carolyn : yes . joe : good . tad : hey -- it 's not a joke . if i know anything , i know my brother . mia : you know what ? i 'm really confused . why the sudden turnaround ? a few months ago , it was all my fault because i was the one who was n't giving jake the proper attention . i was putting too much of myself into fusion , i was n't paying enough attention to him , and that 's exactly what you told me . tad : yeah , well , maybe i was wrong . now i 'm not so sure it had anything to do with fusion . mia : well , then what ? why ? what ? because i would just -- i would love to know . tad : basically , jake wants the marriage my parents have . mia : who would n't ? tad : he does n't realize how hard they had to fight to get it . the minute you did something that did n't fit , that he did n't understand , he panicked and left . what do you think is going to happen the first time that carolyn works late or spends too much time with a patient ? mia : that is not my problem . tad : and it 's not your fault , either . look , it 's none of my business , ok ? i 'm sorry i said anything . i just want you to know that i feel bad that my brother ever caused you that kind of pain . mia : oh , well , thank you . tad : do yourself a favor -- do n't blame yourself , ok ? mia : look , your brother is not the first person to dump me without looking back . and come to think of it , he 's not the last , either . edmund holds that honor . tad : edmund ? that 's -- that 's totally different . mia : why ? tad : because edmund 's still in love with his wife . you ca n't compete with that . nobody can . i mean , maria is like his -- mia : soul mate . tad : yeah , yeah . mia : well , you know what ? it does n't really matter because there is something in me that just repels men . it 's like i give off negative ions or something . i do n't know what it is . it seems like anytime anyone gets close to me , they just -- they drop me , just like that . and it 's usually for somebody else . tad : from where i 'm sitting , there 's not a thing wrong with your ions . mia : oh , right . tad : i 'm not kidding . you 're the whole package . i mean , you 're beautiful , you 're successful , a total master of the pugilistic arts . mia : well , i tell you what -- you better look real close , because underneath , i might pull you under for good . carlos : is that what you want ? you want to end things ? greenlee : no . but if you have some twisted fantasy of who you think i am , then forget it . i 'm not perfect . carlos : i never thought you were . besides , who wants someone that 's perfect ? greenlee : so you understand ? carlos : i know you 're not the monster that erica 's making you out to be . greenlee : i told you , she 's just desperate to stick it to me and control every move that bianca makes . carlos : yeah , but that was very nice of you to help bianca , get lena a job . greenlee : you did n't buy that stuff that i told erica about true love and everything ? i did it because i wanted to drive erica crazy , and there 's nothing more beautiful than the sight of erica kane in full throttle . carlos : maybe , but there 's something more to this . greenlee : there 's also the fringe benefit of stopping erica from controlling bianca 's life the way mary loves to control mine . carlos : can you at least tell me the truth ? greenlee : i am . carlos : trust me -- greenlee : trust me , you do n't want to know . erica : that was way out of line . i apologize . mary : no , no need to . erica : well , greenlee is still your daughter . i 'm sure -- mary : i understand . erica : you do ? mary : yes . as you say , she 's my daughter . i know her better than anybody . and greenlee can be trying at times , to say the least . i take it she interfered where she should n't have . erica : yes , she did . with my daughter bianca . mary : she 's so stubborn . she 's so stubborn . and , of course , she never takes a word of my advice . but i guess all daughters are like that with their mothers , are n't they ? erica : well , bianca is headstrong , but she does stop short of hurting other people . mary : erica , i 'm sorry for whatever greenlee did , but i will attempt to have a talk with her and tell her to mind her business where bianca is concerned . erica : well , thank you . i appreciate that . mary : so -- i 'll tell jack you were here . erica : ha ! well , i guess you 're very like greenlee . are you kidding ? do you actually think i 'd leave you here alone ? tad : you are nuts , ok ? you 're smart , you 're funny -- mia : no , not smart . do n't say smart . tad : you are . it 's the truth . mia : well , i do n't think jake would agree with you . tad : that 's jake 's loss . mia : well , let 's see here -- i work too hard , i want too much , and i ignored him to the point where he did it with another woman . that 's great . tad : stop . stop it . mia : what ? tad : why -- why are you so determined to act like it 's your fault that you and jake did n't work out ? mia : it is my fault . i ignored him . i ignored him , and it 's my fault . tad : hey , it does n't matter . it would n't have mattered if you smothered him 24/7 . mia : so you 're saying that we were just basically doomed from the beginning ? tad : well , i would n't put it like that , but , you know -- mia : are you trying to make me feel better ? are you ? because it 's really , really not working . tad : i 'm sorry . the fact is i just do n't think it was going to happen for you with jake no matter what . mia : not for me or for me with anyone else for that matter . i think i just -- tad : come on . mia : i think i just -- tad : that 's ridiculous . you 're nuts . what 's that supposed to mean ? mia : i go for the wrong guys . hold this bag . tad : ok , with the bag . mia : no more guys who bring flowers home to their mother and wait until the third date to get me into the sack . no more . i am through with that . i am going to get me a bad boy . tad : well , that is smart . mia : no . no more nice guys . tad : have you ever stopped to think that maybe you just have n't found the right nice guy ? mia : well , i 'd screw that up , anyway . that 's why my bad - boy theory is so brilliant . you see , i 'll only date someone that 's more screwed up than i am , so when anything goes wrong , i 'll just blame it on him . tad : and then you can always beat the hell out of him . you are a therapist 's dream . mia : you listened , tad . you do n't have to like it , ok ? tad : listen to me . not for nothing , but once upon a time , i defined the term `` bad boy . `` mia : oh , you ? really ? tad : yeah , when the world was still cooling . ok , if you do n't believe me , ask liza . my resume was good and sleazy . mia : a martin , sleazy ? tad : uh - huh . ah ! just take it from me , ok ? you do not want to go that way . mia : oh , no . i think it would be great fun -- going out all night , staying up late , partying , having a good time . tad : and getting lied to , dumped , cheated on ? and that 's before the second date . mia : well , i hate to shock you , but that sounds a lot like my relationship with jake . and i survived that , did n't i ? mr. lewellen : i hope i 'm not interrupting . anna : no . it 's fine . mr. lewellen : i know this day must be so difficult . is there anything i can do for you ? anna : no . mr. lewellen : well , then it 's time . anna : for what ? mr. lewellen : the hearse is here . we 'll proceed to the cemetery . anna : oh . mr. lewellen : unless there 's something -- anna : no . mr. lewellen : i 'll give you and your husband another minute . mary : erica , you misunderstood me . i was n't suggesting that you leave . erica : how do you know jack ? he 's never mentioned you in all the years we 've been together . mary : jack and i go back a long way , long before he met you . we 've lost touch recently , but we were very close at one time . erica : i see . and so you 're here to catch up ? mary : yes , i 've been meaning to visit him ever since he got shot . you know , when i heard about it , i realized how far apart we had drifted , and i would like to change that . erica : really ? it 's just so funny because jack is so good about staying in touch with people that he 's close to . i mean , my goodness , he calls me every day . mary : well , he should . you 're his fiancée . erica : yes , yes . mary : so , when 's the wedding ? erica : oh , jack and i will both definitely know when the time is right . we are both always in great sync on everything . mary : as it should be . erica : well , i do n't think that jack is going to be home anytime soon , so i 'll tell him that you stopped by . mary : it was very nice to meet you again , erica . erica : thank you . same here . bye . mary : bye . greenlee : do n't push this , carlos . carlos : god , i wish i knew what i was -- greenlee : fine ! fine ! i did it for leo . carlos : leo ? greenlee : bianca was his best friend . even though she 's not exactly my favorite person in the world , i owed it to leo to do it for her . if he were here , he would say , `` greens , you got to help binks out . she loves this lena chick . she wants to give her a second chance , just like you did with me . `` so i got lena the job . not to mess with erica kane 's head , not to hurt bianca , or for any other reason . i did it for leo ! happy now ? [ next_on ] woman : you are so lovely . bianca : i can not believe that you are trying to set me up . anna : my daughter is dead because of the choices i made . aidan : do you know what anna 's going through right now ? maggie : aidan , please . aidan : how about playing a concerned husband for once in your sorry life ?
jake tells tad about his engagement and tad becomes furious . he tells jake that there was no need for him to rub mia 's nose in it . after tad leaves , jake tells his mother that he and carolyn are leaving for kenya in the evening . tad goes over to the gym to talk to mia . he tries to comfort her , but mia declares that she 's had it with the nice guys . from now on , she 's going to date the bad boys . erica accuses greenlee of being selfish and trying to ruin a good mother - daughter relationship . greenlee defends herself and tells erica to stop trying to control her daughter 's life . after erica leaves , carlos tells greenlee that he knows there 's more to this whole situation . he continues pushing until greenlee finally admits that she did it all for leo . she says that if leo were alive , he would have asked her to do his best friend bianca a favor by getting lena a job . erica goes over to jackson 's but finds mary there waiting for him . she complains to mary about greenlee , and mary tells her that she 'll try to talk to her daughter . mary realizes that she 's not going to get jackson to herself with erica around and leaves . anna and david blame each other for leora 's death . anna finally tells david that if she had n't been so blinded by her love for him , leora would still be alive .
angie : you can put your shirt back on now . ryan : so , what 's the verdict ? angie : well , your case is definitely fascinating . ryan : that 's putting it very politely . angie : well , it has to be frustrating for you . ryan : you do n't know how many tests i 've had , and nobody can tell me how to get my memory back . angie : ryan , i ca n't make any promises , but i 'm going to go over every test again . plus the new scan that we took today . and if there is anything i see , if there 's anything i n do -- jake : me , too , me , too , me , too . ryan : jake ! jake : hey ! ryan : it 's good to see you , man . jake : how are you ? ryan : good , good . angie : hey . jake , i 'm in the middle of an examination . if you need to talk , i 'll just be a few minutes . jake : no , no -- i just came by to say hello to ryan . ryan : yeah , it 's ok , dr. hubbard . jake and i go way back . jake : your dad told me all about the amnesia . ryan : yeah , i remember when i woke up , i could n't remember the last four years of my life . jake : well , that 's why i stopped by . i think i found something that might help you get back what you lost . [ scene_break ] samuel : hey , brother . jesse : mr. samuel woods . good to see you again . samuel : you , too , man jesse : you know , i was surprised as hell to get your phone call . samuel : why ? jesse : what do you mean , `` why `` ? you 're a busy man . i mean , it must take a lot of time to run a senate campaign . samuel : yeah , you know . it takes time , but i , you know , i still make time for the people i want to talk to . jesse : spoken like a true politician . samuel : well , maybe that 's one of the down sides of running for senate . jesse : so , why am i here ? really ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , kendall , hi . oh , you look so pretty . what a pretty dress . i guess it 's decent weather , huh ? kendall : yeah . erica : well , is everything ok ? did something happen ? i -- is it the boys ? kendall : no . mom , the boys are fine . they 're home with rachael . erica : well , then , what 's wrong ? kendall : why -- why do you think something 's wrong ? erica : well , i mean , it 's -- it 's really early for a visit , honey . you must have gotten up at dawn to get here at this hour . kendall : well , maybe i just missed you . erica : honey , i can read you like a book . what -- what is wrong ? who is it ? is it zach ? is it aidan ? is it greenlee ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : yes , josh , i had fun . but i told you , it was a one - time thing . i promise , if i change my mind , you 'll be the first to know . until then , you know , let 's keep this between us . no one needs to know that we hooked up last night . ok ? zach : too late . greenlee : i got to go . how much did you hear ? zach : i heard enough to know that you got past aidan . unless that was -- greenlee : aidan ? zach : aidan . greenlee : god , no . that 's over , and i 'm never looking back . zach : so , who was it ? tennis pro , or -- greenlee : yeah . because i 'm so turning into my mother . zach : i do n't know . you just seem very spunky this morning . what 's going on ? greenlee : night of `` get over my ex `` sex will do that to you . what ? why are you looking at me like that ? zach : like what ? greenlee : like you know something i do n't . zach : no , just nice to see you smile again , that 's all . [ scene_break ] angie : jake , i need a few more minutes with my patient . jake : i thought your specialty was infectious diseases . angie : well , actually , i 've studied several subspecializations , including neurology . ryan : and you dad says dr. hubbard here is the best problem solver that he knows . she thinks it could be some sort of viral infection in my brain . is that right ? jake : that 's an interesting theory . what have you got so far ? angie : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , are you here in an official capacity ? ryan : yeah , you back to work here at pvh ? jake : no . no , no , no , no . but while my brother 's on the mend , i 'm going to have to find a new humanitarian outpost . preferably one that does n't have a bounty on my head . ryan : yeah , preferably . they 're not messing around out there , are they ? angie : well , listen . be careful . jake : i 'm not leaving right this second , angie . look , i just wanted to tell you , you know , i have some information that might be helpful . that 's it . ryan : i would love to hear that information . angie : um , jake , could we discuss this in my office ? jake : why ? the patient 's here right now . angie : but the point is , he 's not your patient . ryan : it 's ok . honestly , i -- angie : listen , why do n't we wait until i get the results of the latest set of tests ? jake : you know , where i come from , we do n't wait . you either act right away , or , you know , people die . angie : this is n't a war zone , jake . jake : angie . who knows better than you what it 's like for a man to lose years off his life ? [ scene_break ] samuel : has being on the run so long made you cynical , brother ? jesse : so , you called me here to have breakfast with you ? samuel : you got something against pancakes ? hmm ? all right . there 's something i wanted to talk to you about . yeah . but it 's a good thing . jesse : all right . well , i 'm here . all ears . shoot . samuel : i was on the phone with the mayor . you 're going to be awarded a commendation . a special commendation for service above and beyond the call of duty to your community and to your country . jesse : what ? the papel thing ? samuel : you 're a hero , man . jesse : yeah , a `` hero `` would have found papel much sooner . and , if it was n't for me , julia santos would still be alive today . and , if it was n't for me , my wife , angela , would not have had to raise our son , frankie , without me . samuel : you were protecting your family . angie and frankie are alive because of you . you deserve way more than some commendation . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , you . lily : dad , you 're two minutes early . jack : well , you know , i could n't wait to see you . look at you . honey , you look so grown up . [ jack chuckles ] lily : thanks . i 'm trying to dress more collegiate now that i 'm going to the massachusetts institute of technology . jack : did you bring your course catalog ? lily : i did . it 's on my computer . also the electives that i 'm interested in . jack : look at this . this is great , lily . are you , like , so excited about your courses ? lily : i am excited , but i 'd probably be more excited if i did n't have to worry about you . jack : why are you worried about me ? lily : because once i 'm gone , there 'll be no one in the house to check your smile ratio . jack : honey , i 'll have plenty of company , i promise you . lily : like who ? erica is still in jail for another three months and 20 days , and sean went back to seattle , and reggie 's still in school , so i 'll have to find someone that can check your smile - to - nonsmile ratio . i have to make sure that you 're still happy even though i 'm 317 miles away . jack : you know , sweetheart , i can guarantee you that i 'll be smiling , because i 'll be thinking about you living your dream . you worked so hard to get into mit , you know what , and you deserve to be there . lily : i know that getting in is based on the number of applications and the grades and the extracurricular activities , but i still feel very lucky . jack : want to know what i think ? i think the people at mit are the lucky ones , because they have you . lily : i wish everyone in our family could feel as lucky as i do . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't go looking for trouble , mom . i just -- i wanted to visit you before i went to work . erica : so i 'm wrong ? everything is okay at home ? kendall : well , there 's always a little bit of drama at home , but -- but it 's fine . i 'm here to see you . how are you holding up ? erica : oh , honey , i 'm the last person in the world you have to worry about . kendall : you really mean that , do n't you ? i wish i had half the strength you have . erica : look , honey , i appreciate your attempt at trying to talk about me , but we both know something 's bothering you . kendall : ok , can you at least pretend not to realize that i 'm falling apart ? erica : i do n't think you 're falling apart . but , honey , once that guard tells me that the time is up , you 're going to have to figure this out all by yourself . so , come on . please . just tell me what happened . kendall : zach and i had a fight . erica : how bad ? kendall : he walked out . erica : oh , no . oh , kendall . kendall : mom , i just -- i keep pushing him away , and i 'm afraid if i push one more time , i 'll lose zach for good . erica : you are not going to push zach away , do you hear me ? kendall : what if it 's too late ? erica : did you talk to him after he left the house ? did he come home last night ? kendall : yes , yes . and we tried to work it out , but he is obviously still frustrated with me . erica : well , you know what ? you have come to exactly the right place . because i 've become quite a -- quite a problem solver around here . and if i can fix the people 's problems around here , and help them work out their lives , i can certainly help my daughter . so , tell me , what did you and zach fight about ? kendall : nothing . and everything . i do n't know . i guess i got -- jealous . erica : jealous ? kendall : of greenlee . erica : of course . greenlee . kendall : well , she -- mom , she kept pushing my buttons , telling me how she and zach were intimately bonded for life after being stuck in that bomb shelter together . she said she knew zach better than i do . erica : why , just because they cozied up with each other in that filthy hole ? kendall : because there -- there are no lies between them . erica : well , you do n't have any lies with zach anymore , either . he knows about aidan , and he 's dealt with it . kendall : still , greenlee made it sound like she and zach share something that he and i do n't . erica : something physical ? oh , please . she 's lying . i mean , zach and you , i mean , you have an incredible bond . he loves you , he 's completely committed to you , he 's proven that to you over and over and over again . kendall : then why is he always defending her ? erica : kendall , will you listen to yourself ? why are you allowing greenlee to make you question your marriage ? kendall : she 's my best friend . erica : oh , i 've always had my doubts about that . kendall : well , she 's also my business partner , so i ca n't exactly make her go away . erica : well , that depends on how you approach it . kendall : mom , if you 're thinking of buying greenlee out of fusion again , do n't , because she 'll never budge . erica : greenlee is not the problem . it 's you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's this ? zach : have a look . greenlee : beignets ! they 're my favorite . how did you know that ? zach : well , you talk , i listen . greenlee : i ca n't believe you remember that . zach : oh -- greenlee : you realize i 'm going to have to do 10 more sets on the court if i eat these . zach : well , you said you had a pretty good workout last night with , uh -- what ? greenlee : look at you ! digging for dirt . zach : i 'm not digging for anything , i 'm just having a conversation , that 's all . greenlee : it was a hook - up , not a long - term relationship . and , besides , it put me in a great mood . until i went to confusion . zach : what happened there , too much salt on your margarita ? greenlee : yeah . aidan was there . zach : ah , that ca n't have been fun . greenlee : no . it 's the first time i had seen him since i gave him back his ring . zach : sorry to hear that . greenlee : do n't be . i 'm over it . zach : sure ? greenlee : yeah , i mean , you know , i ca n't forget that we were engaged , and we were going to spend our lives together , but life moves on , and i 'm moving with it . zach : so , that 's it . that 's the reason why you decided to sleep with another man . greenlee : it 's 2008 . women can have sex just as casually as men . zach : i agree with you . i just did n't think you were that kind of woman , that 's all . greenlee : well , the guy last night will tell you different . [ zach chuckles ] [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : actually , i think my little fling was exactly what i needed . zach : yeah -- or maybe that 's what you want us to think . [ scene_break ] jake : it 's called deep brain stimulation . it was originally intended to curb the appetite of the morbidly obese . but what doctors discovered was it actually stimulated memory though electronic impulses . ryan : kind of like a pacemaker . jake : exactly like a pacemaker . angie : as i understand it , the first case studies dealt with alzheimer 's patients . jake : you 're correct . ryan : uh , hold on a second . are you saying you actually have to cut into my skull ? jake : well , it 's minimally invasive , yeah . angie : but any brain surgery comes with extensive risk . jake : well , basically what happens is the doctor will insert an electrical probe into the brain tissue . and the first subjects that experienced this , they experienced vivid images from their past . ryan : so the guy remembered . jake : well , yes , but for how long still remains to be seen . ryan : do you think that they would consider me as the next subject for this , because -- angie : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . we 're jumping ahead of ourselves here . listen , we need to research this more thoroughly before you get your hopes up , ryan . jake : i just came to tell you that i have some information for you , ok ? and that i have a doctor friend of mine who 's in new york . he wants to put together a new control group . if you want , i can put you in touch with him . that 's all i wanted to say . angie : jake , i have to step in here . jake : what 's -- what 's the problem ? angie : the problem is this is a highly experimental treatment , and ryan needs to exhaust all his options before resorting to surgery . jake : sounds like it would take an awful long time . ryan : how much time ? angie : you 're talking about opening up his skull . jake : the guy ca n't remember anything . he does n't remember his wife and his kids . angie : this is n't a life - threatening condition . ryan has time . jake : who are you to say how much time he has ? angie : excuse me ? jake : i 'm just saying that if he waits , he could lose everything . he could lose his wife , his marriage , his whole life . angie : let me ask you something . is all -- all this -- about ryan ? or is this really about you ? [ scene_break ] jesse : all those years -- thank you -- all those years out there i beat myself up , wondering if i did the right thing . how could i leave my son ? my family ? samuel : listen . you were protecting her . angie and frankie are alive because of you . [ jesse sighs ] samuel : if i could go back in time , i 'd do anything to save my wife . jesse : yeah , well . what happened to her was senseless , man . samuel : you know , that day , 9/11 , she wanted us to -- to take the day off . jesse : really ? samuel : yeah . but i was a workaholic . i said , `` no , i ca n't miss court . `` so , she went on to work without me , and she said it was no fun playing hooky without brother sam - i - am . and i still think about that . i mean , when the south tower went down , what if i had listened to her ? you know ? we could have been at coney island , or chilling in the park . my son would still have a mother . jesse : you ca n't blame yourself for what happened on 9/11 . samuel : i know that intellectually , but not emotionally . jesse : hey , at least your son still has a father and that father is still fighting the good fight , man . samuel : yeah , well , i 'm -- i do what i do , you know ? and it is important that i feel i 'm making my son proud of me . jesse : yeah , i heard that . our boys are -- they 're grown men now . they 're forging their own path . but i will still spend the rest of my life trying to be somebody that frankie -- to be proud of , and that deserves his respect . samuel : oh , but you are . no , no , you are , man . look -- you 're hard - working . you 're honest . you 're a go - getter . you deserve way more than some commendation . i mean that . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee is the one coming between me and zach , so how am i the problem ? erica : because you let greenlee control your life . kendall : are you kidding me ? erica : how else could greenlee make you question your husband ? kendall : well , now you sound like zach . erica : well , then listen to us . honey , you and zach , you have beat incredible odds . and your love is stronger than ever . kendall : greenlee does n't control me . but , as much as you hate it , she does matter to me . erica : as a friend ? kendall : yes . erica : honey , do you see opal treating me the way greenlee treats you ? kendall : well , it 's different . erica : how ? kendall : greenlee and i have a more complicated relationship . erica : greenlee is n't at all complicated . greenlee is completely transparent . kendall : mom , i 'm the one who slept with her boyfriend . erica : you made a mistake . kendall : well , greenlee did n't have sex with zach in the bomb shelter . erica : of course not , because zach would never even consider that . and , of course , greenlee would like you to believe there 's something more going on between them . kendall : well , when you put it that way -- erica : forget greenlee for the moment . find your emotional center . harness your chi , and use it to rise above all this destructive drama . kendall : my `` chi `` ? erica : your emotional and spiritual energy that comes from within . shut out all the chaos . all this -- this chaos . focus . focus on the rhythm of your breathing . kendall : i ca n't believe i 'm saying this , but i think prison actually agrees with you . [ erica chuckles ] erica : well , that 's because i focus on what i can control . kendall : right . so , do n't let greenlee have so much control over how i 'm feeling . erica : exactly . [ scene_break ] greenlee : do n't mess with my head like that , zach . i ca n't handle it . i felt good last night for the first time in weeks . zach : i just do n't want you to make a bad situation worse . greenlee : aidan already did that . zach : fair enough . greenlee : you know , when i gave him back his ring , he said that i was using what happened with kendall as an excuse not to marry him . zach : really . greenlee : yeah . it 's obnoxious , right ? who knew the british could be so cocky ? zach : so , are you ? greenlee : am i what ? zach : using what happened with kendall so you do n't have to marry aidan ? greenlee : no , of course not . do you think that 's what i 'm doing ? zach : we had a conversation not too long ago , after he proposed to you and you turned him down . greenlee : and ? zach : and you were trying to win him back , and you said , `` if you love someone , you can forgive anything . `` greenlee : have you forgiven kendall for sleeping with aidan ? zach : sure . greenlee : last night , he said he still loves me , and he wants to work it out . zach : but you do n't . greenlee : i do n't think i can . zach : well , maybe he loves you more than you love him . [ scene_break ] lily : by getting to school 19 days before my semester starts , i 'll be able to familiarize myself with academic buildings on campus , and i can find the easiest route to my classes so i wo n't be late . jack : lily , you 're never late . lily : that 's because i know pine valley and the bus schedules . jack : well , that 's for sure . lily : even though i know i 'll have my own room at college , and a school aid to help me with my transition , home is where my family is . jack : i 'm really happy to hear you say that . lily : even though a lot of my family lives in other places now , like ava and bianca , most of my family is concentrated here . i mean , you 're here , and you 're my dad . you 're the person in my family i 've known the longest . so pine valley will always be my real home . your eyes are wet . that means you 're sad . jack : no . just exactly the opposite , in fact . i was just thinking about you , when you were a little girl , living with your teachers , working so hard . then , you were able to come and live with me . lily , i got to tell you , that made my life so much richer . lily : i do n't know how , i did n't bring any money with me . jack : i did n't mean `` richer `` that way . i look at you , and , oh , sweetheart , you 're so grown up now . you 've turned into this smart , caring , beautiful young woman . and i 'm just -- i 'm so proud of you . lily : if you 're proud of me , why am i crying like this ? jack : i 'll tell you why . because you 're about to go off on your own . but , lily , please remember no matter where you are , you 're never going to be alone . hey . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm not going to qualify how much i loved aidan or how much he loves me . all i know is i do n't want him anymore -- not after what happened with kendall . zach : well , what if it had been somebody else ? greenlee : it was n't someone else . it was my best friend -- your wife . [ greenlee sighs ] lily : thanks , dad . i feel a lot better . oh , greenlee . greenlee : hi . jack : hey , you . greenlee : how are you ? jack : well , look at this . my two beautiful daughters in one place . it 's going to be a while before that happens again . greenlee : sit , sit . lily , we 're going to miss you while you 're away . lily : whoo ! greenlee : but we know you 're going to do great at mit . jack : hi , zach . you know , she -- she brought her course catalog . it 's on her computer here . has her classes picked out for the next two semesters . lily : i 've dedicated 55.4 hours a week for studying and 14.8 for extracurricular and socializing . greenlee : well , i hope you find time to e - mail us once in a while . lily : i did . i included that in my calculations . i can write 10 e - mails a week in 48 minutes with this new computer zach gave me . zach : early going - away present . jack : a very generous one . zach : hey . greenlee : i know you 're going to miss dad while you 're gone . lily : yeah , i 'm going to need someone to watch his smiles . greenlee : well , you can count on me . lily : i do n't think you 'd be very good at it . greenlee : why not ? lily : well , because your smiling - to - nonsmiling ratio is usually pretty low . zach : we 're working on that . lily : maybe kendall can help you . dad says that even though he and erica are now divorced , she can still be our sister . you usually smile a lot more when she 's around . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , how do i focus my chi ? erica : you take comfort in the little things . embrace -- embrace the peace that comes from an alternative , repetitive action . kendall : like ? erica : doing laundry . kendall : laundry . erica : yes . i 've been doing it every day since i 've been here , and what i 'm suggesting to you is that you find peace in routine . it can be in ian and spike 's schedules . it can be quiet dinners at home . it can be a quiet time with zach , but above all else , you just shut out the chaos . kendall : ok . ok . erica : and if you ca n't cut greenlee out of your life forever , at least you can make sure she does n't control your life . you ca n't control greenlee , but you can control yourself . kendall : it does n't feel that way . erica : honey , you are a very capable businesswoman . you 're a wonderful mother . it 's just this outside chaos thing that throws you off track , and it comes from your so - called friend greenlee . if you could just not let greenlee get to you , then you will have a long and happy marriage with zach . kendall : i 'll try . erica : no , do n't try . do it . i want you to be strong , and i want you to be confident . guard : sorry , ms. kane . visiting hours are over . kendall : already ? erica : ok . well , that 's something that we , uh -- we ca n't control . kendall : yeah . erica : so you remember what i said . you take care of yourself . be strong and you be confident . kendall : in other words , be your daughter . erica : in other words , you be yourself . i love you , sweetheart . kendall : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] jesse : ok . so , now see , it feels like you 're trying to work me again . why ? samuel : you are what needs work . you need to work on your taking a compliment . i 'm not trying to work you . i 'm trying to -- look , i think we have a lot in common . jesse : really ? samuel : yeah . all right . check this out . you said when frankie got back from iraq , what happened ? he ran off to the woods -- did n't really know where he was . weird thing is , same thing happened with my son , dré , after 9/11 . jesse : all right . we 've both got kids that went through hell . samuel : yeah . and you said your time with your wife and your son was taken away from you . well , my time with my wife , melissa , was taken from me . jesse : ok . samuel : but most importantly , i think at our core , we both believe in family . we both believe in trying to do the right thing -- stand up for something . that 's the very reason i 'm running for senate , because i believe somehow that i can do things there that will make me proud , will make my family proud . jesse : i -- i hear you , man . that 's -- that 's what being a cop meant to me . samuel : well , there you go . jesse : yeah , well , i mean , i did n't always follow the rules , but i did believe in what i was doing , and i always believed that i belonged on the force . samuel : well , jesse , maybe it 's time that you got back to doing what you do best . [ scene_break ] ryan : look , i -- i want to remember any way i can and i honestly -- i trust you both . jake : this is not about me , ok ? i just want ryan to have all the options instead of wasting his time on expensive tests that do n't go anywhere . angie : you 're out of line . jake : oh , really ? i was just thinking the same thing about you . angie : uh , would you excuse me , ryan ? i 'm sorry , but i need to talk to jake out in the hall . jake : sure . we 'll be back . angie : look , i 'm sorry i snapped , but you 're pumping ryan full of hope about a highly experimental procedure . we need time to research this before he gives it real consideration . jake : what do you mean , `` we ? `` no , you have your way of dealing with patients , and i have my way . angie : you do n't even work in this hospital . jake : i 'm sorry -- is this a turf war all of a sudden ? angie : no . i 'm just saying -- jake : look , i worked at this hospital . in fact , i ran the joint for a while , so i know all about professional courtesy . do n't ever talk that way to me in front of a patient again . ever . ryan : everything ok ? angie : uh , fine . jake had to go , but i 'm sure he 'll be back . listen , if you do n't mind , i just want to , um , draw some blood . ryan : oh , yeah , sure . what are we looking for ? angie : yet another symptom or indicator that might suggest this is viral . ryan : what about jake 's idea ? angie : we should look into it . ryan : do you think it could work ? angie : um , yeah , it could work , or it could kill you . [ scene_break ] jesse : look , here 's what i can do for you . any kind of ceremonies you have , photo ops -- samuel : mm - hmm . jesse : shaking hands , baby kissing -- i 'll be there for you , man . samuel : and i appreciate that . jesse : i mean , after that hard sell just now , it 's the least i can do . samuel : you going to get on me , huh ? jesse : come on . i mean , you got some serious campaign skills . i mean , you could be the man to beat in 2012 . samuel : well , from your lips to god 's ears , brother . but -- but on the real , i got one more thing to talk to you about . jesse : no . with all due respect , i really do n't want to work for the government as an investigator or anything else . samuel : but -- but you have n't heard me out yet . wait a minute . wait , wait . hold up . now , this comes from the mayor himself , and it keeps you a little closer to home . jesse : what are you talking about ? samuel : i 'm talking about your very own new beginning . [ scene_break ] [ tv plays ] [ carmen mutes tv ] carmen : hey , superstar . erica : good morning , carmen . carmen : you were up early today for your visitor . who was it this time ? action jackson or sexy sammy ? erica : oh . actually , it was my daughter kendall . carmen : oh . so , what 's up with pine valley 's danielle steele ? [ erica chuckles ] erica : you mean kendall ? oh , not much . she 's just -- well , nothing she ca n't handle . just having some problems with a very difficult so - called `` friend . `` carmen : yeah , i 've had my share of those . erica : yeah , well , this one is really a nightmare . i mean , kendall just -- she needs to focus , you know ? she needs to not sweat the small stuff . carmen : yeah , i get it , superstar , but sometimes , bad stuff happens even if we do n't want it to . erica : what does that mean ? inmate : hey , erica . this new chick 's got nothing on you . carmen : shut up , rosalie . erica : i 'm sorry . what did you say ? rosalie : the big blonde who took over your show . hmm . i do n't like her hair . erica : i ca n't believe this . uh , well , you 're just -- this is impossible -- no one took over for me , nobody took over `` new beginnings . `` carmen : yeah , they did . i 'm so sorry , erica . you 've been replaced . [ scene_break ] annie : `` dear mr. lavery , as mentioned in my previous correspondence and when i spoke to your wife , your 2005 vasectomy surgery was never performed . as a victim of fraud and medical malpractice and negligence , you have been named a potential plaintiff in a major class - action lawsuit against dr. melvin cooper . `` oh -- um -- richie : oh . why so jumpy , butterfingers ? you 're dropping stuff all over the place . here , let me -- annie : no , no , no , no , no ! richie , give me my letter . richie : oh , you must -- this must be a real page - turner for you to want it that bad . oh , this is a real best - seller . annie : richie -- richie : let me guess . that amnesiac old man of yours has no idea he can still make babies , huh ? [ scene_break ] ryan : this probing my brain could be fatal ? angie : anytime you fool with the brain -- ryan : i understand that , but -- angie : and so , i 'm going to get these new tests to the lab , and i 'll call you with the results . ryan : ok , great . angie : ryan , i know that you 're looking for the quick fix to your problem , but it really is best to explore every avenue before you consider a potentially risky surgery . ryan : ok . thank you for seeing me , doctor . i appreciate it . angie : i 'll be in touch . ryan : ok . jesse : hey , yo , dr. hubbard . angie : oh , hey , baby . jesse : what 's up , baby ? how you doing ? you saved any lives today ? angie : oh , doing my best . jesse : yeah ? angie : uh , what 's the surprise visit for ? jesse : well , i needed to talk to you about something , and it could n't wait till the end of your shift . angie : is everything ok ? jesse : yeah , yeah , it 's fine . um , sam woods offered me a job again . angie : that 's great . doing what ? jesse : taking over for derek frye as chief of police . angie : wow . that 's flattering . jesse : yeah , i know . angie : how did he take it when you turned him down ? [ jesse laughs ] [ scene_break ] jake : mr. lavery . sorry about all that before . it 's been a while since i 've had to deal with , uh , hospital politics . ryan : listen , do you really think that this treatment could work ? jake : it 's a long shot , but i think it 's a shot worth taking . ryan : and what about the risks ? jake : well , there 's always risk with surgery , but if you ask me , i think that angie is being conservative . ryan : no risk , no reward , right ? jake : so what do you think ? are you interested ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , no , there must be some mistake . who is that woman ? inmate : oh , she was on that reality show , you know ? i think she ate bugs . erica : oh , this is impossible . this is -- no , i will not let this happen . carmen : hey , why do n't you show me how to do some of those yoga stretches you like so much . erica : that 's pam 's name on the credits . she 's producing someone else ? what a traitor ! carmen : i especially like that upside dog -- dog thing . you know , that one that really calms you -- come on . erica : this is really impossible . no one replaces erica kane . inmate : well , maybe you should have eaten bugs , too . people like that . erica : shut up , faye ! carmen : whatever happened to you not sweating the small stuff -- oh , ok . erica : oh , they 're going to sweat , and they are going to cry , and they are going to be so sorry they ever did that ! [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm going to miss lily . she always tells it like it is . greenlee : yeah , in her own way . zach : no agenda . greenlee : and she never kept any secrets , like some people i know . speaking of which , i got to go meet your wife for a game of tennis . zach : all right . i 'll walk you . greenlee : and they say chivalry is dead . zach : there 's going to be a lot of tennis players on the way . maybe you can line up your next conquest . greenlee : oh , get back here .
at pine valley hospital , angie examines ryan . jake comes in and lets ryan know that there may be a way that ryan can remember everything that he had lost from the last four years . jesse meets samuel for lunch . jesse questions samuel as to why he is here . samuel tells jesse that he is going to give him an accommodation . jesse is puzzled . kendall goes to visit erica and lets her know what all had been going on between herself and greenlee . greenlee is at the yacht club and is on the phone with josh . she tells josh not to let anyone know that they had hooked up the night before . zach walks up and lets her know that it is too late for that . greenlee and zach have a heart to heart talk about her feelings for aidan . jack arrives at the yacht club to see lily . lily is apprehensive about going away to school at m.i.t .
amanda : just picture david carted off to some cell , ok ? do you know -- that means we could -- we could stop all this craziness . we could keep the baby . jake : you just -- you just said `` we . `` amanda : well , yeah , i mean -- what , do n't you want to -- jake : marry you ? amanda : no , i did n't say that . jake : no , um , i said it . marry me , amanda . amanda : yes . jake : yes ? ok , i just said marry me . you said yes . and you did ? amanda : yes , yes . jake : ok , you swear ? oh , god , let 's do this as soon as we can . as soon as we can . amanda : first thing tomorrow . we can go to city hall and get a marriage license . jake : really -- no , i 've got a better idea than that . listen , i 've got a better idea . [ scene_break ] jesse : so let 's try this again . what were you doing on chandler 's property that night ? liza : do n't say a word . my client does not have to answer that . david : it 's all right . i 'll tell them what they want to hear . jesse : we want to hear the truth . david : actually , i was there when stuart was killed . liza : ok , that 's enough . my client does not have to answer any -- david : it 's time for all of this to come out . some of you will like what i have to say . some of you will not . [ scene_break ] angie : we 've got good news . dr. sloane : i 'm comfortable with ian 's physical condition at this point . i believe your son 's ready for surgery . kendall : really ? he can be off these dumb machines and then you can fix his heart ? angie : that 's the plan . kendall : great . erica : oh , what happened ? kendall : this is just the news that we wanted . ian can have the operation . erica : oh . kendall : yeah , finally . erica : oh , that 's wonderful , honey . it 's wonderful , it 's wonderful . [ scene_break ] j.r. : jesse took david in for questioning . they think he could have shot uncle stuart . adam : that should have been me lying on that floor . it would have been if it had n't been for annie . j.r. : oh , yes , that 's right . your new bff . what the hell 's going on with you two anyway ? adam : she saved my life . not that i deserved it , of course . but i know i ca n't bring stuart back , but i might learn from his example . and of course , annie -- hmm , she might just give me a shot at redemption . j.r. : you know , dad , if you want to save your soul , you might want to try to help someone that actually deserves it , not a whack job like annie . adam : do n't talk -- do n't call her that . j.r. : what , do you feel sorry for a murderer ? adam : i do n't know . i -- just something draws me to her . i -- j.r. : you have the hots for a psycho . [ scene_break ] annie : uh -- [ sirens blaring ] annie : excuse me . officer : what are you doing out here ? annie : i need a nurse . ow , ah . aidan : are you all right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're sure ian 's ready for the surgery ? angie : the ecmo machine gave him time to get strong . he is right where we need him to be . dr. sloane : the mechanical valve you 've chosen to implant should keep his heart functioning properly for several years . kendall : then he 'll need another operation ? dr. sloane : yes . probably more than one . the valves do n't automatically become larger . he 'll need to have them replaced as he grows . kendall : i wish we had done this in the first place . erica : well , honey , you chose the chandler valve because you thought it was the best option at the time . kendall : right , and i put my son 's life at risk . zach : ian survived . he 's going to live a long and healthy life . erica : exactly . honey , focus on the wonderful , wonderful future you 're going to have . [ beeper sounds ] angie : oh , you 're going to have to excuse me . listen , kendall , he is in very good hands . kendall : angie , your son will be ok , too . angie : thank you . kendall : where 's ryan ? erica : um , you know , i 'll go look for him . you stay here . you have this time with ian . ryan , hi . ryan : hey . erica : oh , that 's such good news about the surgery , is n't it ? ryan : yeah , it sure is . erica : how is , um , spike ? i 've been meaning to ask you . i know this must have been a very difficult time for him lately , not seeing too much of his mother and his father . ryan : is this your new strategy ? that 's very clever . erica : what are you talking about ? ryan : well , you 're suggesting that kendall 's worried about spike and that she wants me to go take care of him so that it gives her time to bond with zach and with ian . erica : ryan -- ryan : that 's not what kendall wants , erica . [ scene_break ] adam : do n't be ridiculous . there 's nothing romantic going on between me and annie . j.r. : you 're acting like you 're in love with her . adam : i 'm grateful to her . the night of the murder this house was crawling with would - be killers , any one of which would put a bullet through me if annie had n't helped me escape . j.r. : annie is no hero . she came here to kidnap her daughter . adam : she could have done just that . she could have taken emma and left me to the firing squad , but she did n't . she felt compassion . she felt sympathy . i see no fault in returning the favor . j.r. : annie did one good deed . she also killed her brother and stabbed erica . adam : she was ill . j.r. : oh , dad , get a grip . crazy annie needs to go back to the looney bin , and you need to focus on chandler enterprises and finding the person who killed uncle stuart . not to mention , there 's still someone out there that wants you dead . adam : everyone out there wants me dead . the night of the murder i was wandering around this house completely disoriented because of that -- the pills that hayward had given me . annie took me up to the attic and took care of me . j.r. : how would you know ? you were so disoriented you did n't remember her . adam : no , i remember her telling me that she was n't going to desert me . aidan devane and emma , they saw her give me cpr . my heart had stopped totally . j.r. : well , i 'm thankful that you 're ok . but the fact is that annie is sick . she needs professional help , and you need to concentrate on what 's really important . [ cell phone rings ] adam : well , uh -- uh , yeah ? i 'll be right there . the hospital . annie 's collapsed . j.r. : why are they calling you ? adam : let 's just -- shut up and get the car . [ scene_break ] annie : is the nurse coming ? aidan : the officer 's getting help . annie , i saw you out there . you could have taken that officer 's gun and escape , but you did n't . why not ? [ annie shivers ] angie : looks like she 's going into shock . listen , you need to leave . let 's get her bp . aidan : annie , answer me , please . angie : officer . get him out of here , please . [ scene_break ] david : i was in the chandler tunnels . at the panel door that leads right into the parlor . i had another gun , one that i had stashed in the tunnels when i was hiding out there . i pointed the gun at adam , but just as i was about to take a shot , i thought about my children , and i just could n't go through with it . so i made my way through the tunnels , out into the garden . that 's when i heard the gunshot . [ gunshot blast ] david : so i look back toward the house , and it was at that moment i saw someone running toward me . i went to hide in the bushes . that person tripped . i looked up . it turned out to be kendall . that 's why you found my shoe print at the scene . liza : ok , my client has answered all of your questions . he should be free to go unless you have any other evidence against him . mr. north : what do you think , chief ? jesse : i think everything he just said was a lie . [ scene_break ] jake : i get it . i get it . it 's a `` poltergeist `` thing , right ? opal : your brother is experimenting . jake : ah , really ? what , with drugs again ? tad : shh , i 'm trying to find the images . amanda : am i crazy or is that just static ? tad : no , it 's a nature program . or rather , it 's what a nature program 's going to look like if i do n't get that digital converter set up by friday . i 'm trying to train my eyes . jake : really , what , to be as cheap as the rest of your body ? [ tad laughs ] tad : what fun it is to laugh . nah , ok , mom , right there . it 's a tree frog . right there . plain as the nose on your face . jake : more like a dolphin -- opal : he 's been going on like this for almost an hour . tad : it 's a tree frog . jake : really ? tad : either that or a blowfish . pretty sure it 's a tree frog , though . and before you clowns start jumping all over me , you might want to give it a shot . it 's kind of fun . amanda : tad , the box came yesterday . it takes like five minutes to hook it up . opal : well , let 's get on it , then , pronto . our show 's about to start , and today is the big wedding . marco and consuelo are finally going to tie the knot . tad : i 'd rather watch tree frogs . opal : oh , tad . jake : well , then we 're not going to tell you our good news , then . [ opal gasps as jake holds up their marriage license ] opal : you did n't ! amanda : not yet , but we 're about to . opal : oh , wonderful ! that 's just great . tad : congratulations . jake : ah , thank you . tad : i could n't be happier . jake : really , because you 're paying for everything . i 'm kidding , but we do want you to perform the ceremony . [ scene_break ] david : i told you exactly what happened . whether you believe it or not , it 's a fact . jesse : i do n't believe it . kendall said she heard the gunshot after she tripped . mr. north : oh , ms. hart -- or should i say mrs. slater , thanks to her spousal immunity remarriage , she becomes our prime suspect , then suddenly she fits dr. hayward into her sequence of events ? it 's a little too convenient for me . david : here , here . jesse : well , here 's what i think happened . david was on the chandler property , headed for the house . he heard someone coming , so he hid . kendall comes running through and tripped . hayward gets up and heads for the house . he reaches the terrace . he sees the gun that kendall drops , because she ca n't go through with shooting adam . jesse : he picks the gun up , lines up a shot at who he thinks is adam , and ends up killing stuart instead . liza : well , that is the biggest load ever . david : that 's all right . i can speak for myself . this is precisely why i wanted to leave town . these people do n't give a damn about the truth . all they want to do is see me burn . from the moment i heard about stuart chandler , i knew the lynch mob would be coming after me . jesse : with damn good reason . an innocent man was shot in the back . i do n't know . for me , it 's got hayward written all over it . liza : oh , good . now we can put defamation of character on with false imprisonment and harassment . mr. north : easy , counselor . david : let me tell you something . i would be the first one to admit that i am no saint . but i did not shoot stuart chandler . however , the chief is right about one thing . i have n't been completely honest . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , kendall never said that she wants you to go running off to be with spike . that was entirely my idea . ryan : i know . i do admire your persistence and your creativity , erica . i really do . you know what ? i am going to go see spike , and i am going to take him to the penthouse tonight . erica : well , good . ryan : not because you told me to , but because i think that 's what he needs . erica : well , of course , he needs you . he loves you . you 're his father . please , give him a kiss for me . ryan : i will . [ scene_break ] kendall : can we close our eyes for a minute ? just humor me . close your eyes . ok . we are at ian 's birthday party . he 's healthy and strong , and we 're celebrating with the rest of the family . zach : we can set up the train in the backyard , and he can drive it . kendall : oh , well , spike will insist on driving it . zach : what happened ? kendall : it 's not over . i mean , we 're still here . zach : yeah , after this operation , we 'll plan his birthday party . it 's just going to be one of -- of many , many birthday parties . and who knows , in a few years , maybe we can find a valve that we can leave in there forever . kendall : i hope so . i hope i 'm around for that . zach : you will be . [ scene_break ] opal : oh , look at that marco . oh , what i would n't give to have that hunk of hombre grab me and throw -- tad : no visuals , mom . amanda : jake , i ca n't believe you 're missing this . they 're about to get married . tad : done . jake : what ? that 's it ? all right , good . so what does that mean ? tad : i am fully ordained . you may now refer to me as the reverend thaddeus . jake : really , so you 're legal ? so we can do this . i mean , we can do it right now . tad : be not so hasty , my son . marriage is a lifelong commitment . jake : we 're not going to do it like this . just get back to the website . tad : i just -- it 's printing out even as we speak . besides , you have n't even given me a chance to read my manual . jake : well , since when do you need to read manuals ? you never read manuals . opal : hey , would you two just pipe down ? jake : you printed two of the same ones . tad : shut up . [ speaking spanish ] tad : which one 's marco ? amanda : shh ! [ speaking spanish ] opal : i knew it ! i knew that paulo would never let consuelo go . jake : okey - doke -- and done , sí . there you go . let 's get the show on the road . that 's what i say . [ scene_break ] dr. sloane : we 'll take excellent care of him . zach : your mom and dad are going to be right here . kendall : we love you so much , baby . erica : he 's going to be back in your arms before you know it , honey . kendall : did you , um , did you find out where ryan was ? erica : yes , he went to spend some time with spike . kendall : good , good . i feel like i have n't seen my spikey in forever . zach : it 's not your fault . you were here taking care of his brother . kendall : i know , but i have n't been there for spike at all . zach : it 's all right . spike knows you love him . erica : i 'll be right back . adam : i 'm here to see a patient , annie lavery . nurse : oh , she 's still in the e.r . we 're waiting for a room to free up . erica : adam , how nice of you to come here to the hospital to show your support for ian . adam : oh , no , i came to see annie . excuse me . [ scene_break ] aidan : angie , how 's annie ? angie : annie has an infection . that is not surprising being that she was stabbed with a jailhouse shiv . aidan : is it serious ? angie : well , a course of antibiotics should clear it up . i gave her some medication for the pain . she 'll be out for a while . but in a day or two , she 'll be as good as new . adam : is annie all right ? i heard she collapsed . what happened ? j.r. : dad , relax . angie : annie has an infection , but she 'll be fine . adam : i 'm going to press criminal charges against the animal that did this to her . but first , where is annie ? angie : look , you can go in . she 's in that cubicle . but not for long , adam , all right ? i 'll be back in a few minutes . aidan : your father seems to be seriously concerned about annie . j.r. : my father thinks your psycho girlfriend is the key to his salvation . aidan : what , because she saved his life ? j.r. : did annie really get his heart started again ? aidan : i was willing to let him die , but she just would n't stop giving him cpr . j.r. : oh , so he could send over the standard fruit basket , flowers , but this -- this is taking it way too far . normally i would n't be worried , but he 's vulnerable . aidan : adam chandler ? i do n't think so . j.r. : he just lost his brother to a killer that 's still gunning for him . david hayward gave him pills that messed with his head . his company is tanking . so yeah , i think so . my father 's in a bad place , and a desperate woman like annie could take advantage of that . [ scene_break ] adam : what 's that ? angie : antibiotics for annie 's infection . adam : oh . who says that 's the best course of treatment ? angie : i do . adam : no , that 's not good enough . i 'm on the board of this hospital , and i need a second opinion . no , no , what i really need is -- i want every physician on the staff of this hospital in this room immediately . angie : that 's not possible , adam . adam : make it possible , ok ? angie : i 'll just see what i can do . annie : impressive . adam : you ai n't seen nothing yet . annie : it 's nice to have someone actually looking out for me . adam : i owe you my life , so you relax , and i 'm going to make everything better for you . j.r. : can we leave now ? adam : no , absolutely not . no one in this dump cares whether annie lives or dies , and i 'm getting her out of here . j.r. : what ? adam : no , i 'm going to take her to a top - notch facility . j.r. : this is an excellent hospital . angie is a great doctor . adam : no . tell joe martin i want to see him here , stat . erica : what 's adam so worked up about ? j.r. : my father 's obsessed with annie lavery . [ scene_break ] aidan : how 's ian ? ryan : he 's good . he 's going in for surgery right now . was going to go check in on annie before i leave . aidan : yeah , ryan , i have a question about annie . how did you end things with her ? ryan : i had to protect my daughter . aidan : i think i 'm going to have to walk away , too . ryan : she dumped you ? aidan : earlier on today she had the chance to escape , and she did n't take it . ryan : and why should that surprise you , aidan ? you 've been running around telling everybody that she 's getting better , that she wants to pay for what she did . aidan : she does n't want to do any time . she wants to find a way out of it . first , she used me . and now she 's using adam chandler . ryan : now you 're just realizing it ? it 's too bad your reality did n't set in a few months ago when my daughter was going through hell , aidan . you know what ? is this for real or is this another one of your plans to bust annie out of there ? aidan : no , this is not one of my plans , all right . this is -- this is for real . annie 's crazier than ever , and she should never be released . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all he cares about , all he thinks about is annie . if dad gets sucked in any more , who knows what she 'll do ? she cracked her brother 's skull . erica : oh , you do n't have to remind me of what she 's capable of . j.r. : but she helped him , big - time . but so did you . he could have never gotten through those past few months if you had n't been there . erica : we go back a long way . j.r. : exactly . real friendship . this annie thing -- going from zero to hand- holding overnight . it 's just so bizarre . erica : oh . well , i mean , your father 's grieving . but for him to become fixated on a crazy woman , that is just -- you know , adam is definitely looking for something more than comfort . j.r. : so you do n't think it 's romantic . erica : oh , no , this is n't about romance . j.r. : well , then what ? why is he acting like little adam when he locks in on a toy that he wants ? no matter what i say , he does n't want to hear it . erica : i do n't know . i just do n't know . the only thing i do know is that anyone who hangs on to annie lavery winds up getting hurt , or worse . [ scene_break ] ryan : you helped annie kidnap my daughter . you broke her out of oak haven . you fell in love with her . why should i believe that you want her locked up ? aidan : i thought annie was getting better , ryan . ok , i was wrong . ryan : well , if she can fool you , she can fool adam chandler . aidan : annie wanted to take emma and run , and if she 's still willing to do whatever it takes -- ryan : i will stop them . aidan : adam chandler 's a powerful man . he owes annie his life . if she wants to disappear with emma , he 's the man that can make it happen . ryan : the last time that i saw annie with emma -- you were there . you were there . she turned herself into the cops . she said that she was done running and that she does n't want to do that anymore . she wants to be a better mother . and you believed her . i know you believed her . now , all the sudden , there 's like this 180 . you go from being her biggest fan to her enemy , aidan , just like that . aidan : i 'm not her enemy . ryan : no . you 're just pissed off because she does n't need you anymore . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm losing my mind . actually , i wish i was losing my mind . then i would n't be thinking about ian laying on the operating table again . i ca n't do this , zach . i just -- i do n't know if i can do this . zach : do me a favor . close your eyes . come on . kendall : ok . zach : hear that sound ? that 's the train spike 's driving . someone did n't buy a ticket . he 's running the train . kendall : zach , thank you . but this happy fantasy -- it 's not working . it 's not . i need to talk about something else , something real . my case , my case . tell me about my case . zach : there 's plenty of time to talk about that . kendall : well , you never told me how it went with the da . did he say he would drop the charges against me and go after david instead ? zach : we 're working on it . kendall : but they still want to put me away for murder . [ scene_break ] jesse : you lied to the police . liza : ok , you do n't have to say a word . david : i want to set the record straight . mr. north : go ahead , dr. hayward . david : i already told you that what stopped me from shooting adam was the thought of my children , and that is true . it certainly gave me pause . but there was something else that prevented me from shooting adam that night . i did n't have a clean shot . liza : david , you -- david : so i took the tunnel that goes directly under the parlor out into the garden in the hopes that i could line up a clean shot . but before i could make my way to the terrace , that 's when i heard the gunshot . someone else beat me to it . someone else took that shot . and that 's when i looked up , and i saw kendall running toward me . jesse : coming from the terrace ? david : yes , that 's right . but i also saw someone else . mr. north : who ? david : i made my way to the terrace to look inside the parlor , and standing over stuart 's dead body was liza . [ scene_break ] opal : here you go . a bridal bouquet picked fresh from the garden . what do you think ? amanda : oh , they 're beautiful . opal : not as beautiful as you are , honeybunch . amanda : thank you . opal : would you allow me ? i know a thing or two about makeup . amanda : shotgun wedding with a guy who 's not even the father of my baby . it 's not exactly how i imagined it . opal : hey , you 're about to become a martin . you could n't have picked a better bunch . amanda : i guess i just thought we 'd be in a church . i 'd be in a wedding dress . my mom and dad would walk me down the aisle . tim would be there . i know it 's impossible , but that 's just the way i dreamed it . opal : hmm . trevor and janet -- they are here , honey . i can feel them . amanda : you do n't think they 'd be disappointed ? opal : oh , goodness , no . no , how could they be ? you know , it does n't matter where you get married or if you have a big , fancy , shmancy dress or not . what matters is that you picked the right guy . and you sure as heck did . amanda : jake will make an amazing husband . opal : yeah , and a pretty good papa , too . jake : wow . opal : yeah , `` wow `` is right . jake : hey , you -- opal : i 'll give you two a little alone time , maybe , before we start . jake : thanks . that 's all right . i interrupted . i do n't know how to do these things . but reverend thaddeus , as i like to call him , is , you know , taking this very seriously . amanda : so am i. i 've never been known for thinking things through , but i would never marry you if i did n't love you , if i did n't know that i wanted to be with you forever . and i 've never been so sure of anything in my life . i want to spend the rest of my life with you watching sappy movies and eating beef nib - nibs , and laughing at your dorky jokes . and -- and wondering how i ever got so lucky . jake : well , you had me at `` nib - nibs . `` [ jake and amanda kiss ] tad : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . knock it off . come on . not until i say you can kiss the bride . jake : see what i 'm talking about ? [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's because we got married , is n't it ? the da thinks we tried to outsmart him , so now he 's even more determined to lock me up . zach : that 's not going to happen . kendall : i do n't understand why . why is he so bent on this case against me ? i mean , he 's got all this evidence against david . but the evidence against me is stronger . zach , please do n't keep things from me now . zach : this da is young and ambitious . if he could take down erica kane 's daughter -- rich , beautiful -- he 'd get a lot of votes come election time . kendall : but we both know that i did n't do it . zach : it does n't matter . he wants a conviction . kendall : i need you to tell me . tell me that you know i 'm not a killer . zach : of course , i know . kendall : but you 're not 100 % sure . zach : i 'm 100 % sure of two things . number one , our son 's going to make it . number two , you did n't kill stuart . [ scene_break ] angie : you wanted to hear from other doctors . you have . now , they have all backed up my diagnosis of annie , and now they have to get back to work . adam : every physician in this hospital -- that 's what i asked for . all i heard from were your hand - picked cronies . doctor : we speak for the entire staff . dr. hubbard knows exactly what she 's doing . angie : thank you , patrick , gary . you know , but if you 'd listened to me in the first place , i 'd have already started annie 's treatment . instead , you 've wasted everyone 's time and delayed her recovery . adam : what 's her prognosis ? angie : annie will be fine if you stop interfering . you know what ? i do n't have time for your nonsense . now i 'm going to get the rest of her meds , and when i get back , you better be gone . j.r. : are you satisfied ? or should we call in the surgeon general ? let 's go home . [ scene_break ] annie : i 'm so hot . i 'm burning up , aidan . what 's happening to me ? aidan : just try and relax . it means the medicine 's working . annie : it 's bad . it 's bad , is n't it ? that 's why the doctors wo n't tell me anything . aidan : angie said you 're going to be fine . annie : i think i 'm -- i think i 'm dying . i think i 'm dying . i 'm so sorry , aidan . i 'm so sorry . i did n't want to hurt you , but i did n't have a choice . aidan : why not ? annie : why is this happening to me ? why is this happening right now when i was so close ? i was so close . [ scene_break ] adam : maybe i should check on annie . j.r. : she needs rest . erica : j.r. , i 'd like to speak to your father alone . j.r. : i 'll get the car . erica : ok , exactly what is going on between you and annie lavery ? adam : oh , not you , too . the woman saved my life . why is everyone acted as if she 's -- erica : she 's dangerous ? because she is . adam : no , no , she was , at one time , yes , maybe , but not anymore . erica : adam , that 's an act . she fooled her psychiatrists , her lawyers , even her own husband . adam , come on . you can not possibly fall for that . adam : erica , do n't you worry . i 'll have plenty of attention left for you . erica : oh , brother . all this time i thought that it was the poison pills that were dulling your brain , but now i realize , clearly , you 're just a fool . [ adam sighs ] [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , you say i 'm innocent . but that look in your eyes shows that you have doubt . zach : you 're wrong . kendall : it 's just a little flicker , but it 's there . and if you 're not convinced , then a jury wo n't be either . no , they 'll sentence me to life , or worse . zach : you got to stop this . kendall : i 'm just -- i 'm afraid . this da 's coming after me with everything he has , and it seems like i 'm the only person who truly believes that i did n't kill stuart . zach : the da can do whatever he wants . jackson , me , ryan -- we 're going to protect you . kendall : well , what if you ca n't ? zach : do n't ask that . the only thing you have to do right now is be strong for spike and for ian . just be strong . [ scene_break ] liza : i just wanted my letters back . that was the only reason i went inside the mansion . jesse : we 're going to need to see those letters . liza : of course . i 'll get them for you right away . jesse : why did n't you tell us all this the first time around ? you admitted to being in the house . why not mention the letters you took from stuart 's pocket after he had been shot ? liza : what -- and become a suspect ? have colby hate me even more ? give birth in prison ? jesse : was there anybody else there that night that can corroborate your story ? liza : no . jesse : should we hold her for further questioning ? mr. north : no , that wo n't be necessary . but miss colby will have to provide us with a new statement . liza : of course . mr. north : with one small addition . i 'll need you to confirm what you told us originally . that you saw kendall hart slater on the terrace with a gun the night of the murder . that wo n't be a problem , will it ? [ scene_break ] tad : dearly beloved , we are gathered here today to celebrate one of life 's greatest moments , to recognize the beauty of love , to add our best wishes -- jake : wrap -- wrapping it up . tighten it . tighten it down . tad : i 'm sorry . i thought you asked me to do this . not only am i a newly ordained minister performing a sacred ceremony in the eyes of god and my mother -- jake : ok , ok . tad : if i 'm going to do it , could i -- jake : all right . sorry . amanda : tad wants it to be special . i think it 's nice . jake : sorry . tad : thank you , my child . as i was saying -- dearly beloved , we are gathered here today in the eyes of god to celebrate -- to -- ooh , wait , whoa , whoa . skip down -- no , no , no , no , no . ok , before i get to that part , i was so supposed to say -- jake : that 's what i paid for . tad : shut up . i was supposed to say , `` if anybody objects to this marriage , speak now or forever hold their peace . `` david : that would be me .
at the yacht club , jake asks amanda to marry him and she accepts . amanda suggests getting married at city hall . at the police station , david agrees to tell the police what they want to know , but they might not want to hear what he has to say . kendall , zach , and ryan find out from angie and dr. sloan that ian is ready for his surgery . at the chandler mansion , j.r. blasts adam for his friendship of annie . annie begins to have a sharp pain in her back . she undoes her i.v . and gets out of bed . she goes out into the hall where she finds the police asleep in his chair . the officer wakes up and questions annie as to what she is doing out of bed . annie has another sharp pain in her back and collapses . aidan catches her and takes her back to bed . adam denies to j.r. that there is anything going on between him and annie . adam gets a call from the hospital that annie had collapsed . adam hurries to the hospital . david gives his statement to jesse about what had happened the night that stuart was killed . jesse does n't believe david . david tells jesse that he had seen liza standing over stuart 's body . jake and amanda arrive home to find tad and opal , sitting on the sofa , staring at the static on the television screen . jake and amanda tell opal and tad that they are getting married . tad and opal are overjoyed .
amanda : this is the wedding that i 've always dreamed about . thank you so much for helping me get ready . after everything that happened with my mom , it really means a lot . opal : my pleasure . ruth : it means a lot to all of us , does n't it ? opal : yeah . ready for the big day ? ruth : how 's the bride to be ? amanda : oh , i 'm strangely nervous , considering i 'm already married . ruth : did you get your newspaper this morning ? amanda : oh . no . did you see it on your way in ? opal : gosh , no . i did n't see any newspaper . ruth : ca n't wait . go ahead and open it . amanda : what -- [ women laugh ] amanda : `` jake and amanda 's -- `` oh , my god . ruth : is n't that cute ? amanda : you know , you have the most amazing son ever . ruth : well , he 's really at his best when he 's with you . [ scene_break ] jake : did you call the air force ? tad : oh , god . jake : i want a fly - by , like , a fly - over during the wedding . that would be cool . tad : jake , you do n't have to keep coming up with these stupid , little plots , all right ? your wedding is enough as it is . jake : i just feel like i should be doing more . tad : why ? do you love her ? jake : yes , i love her . tad : does she love you ? jake : well , i 'm gaining confidence . tad : all right . then i 'm sure you have everything you need . jake : look at you . mr . romantic all of a sudden . you got a little more step in your bounce there , a little bounce in your step , because you got a little sizzle action going with liza ? tad : shut it off . i do n't want you to have any evidence when i beat you to death . jake : ok . you 're embarrassed . tad : i 'm not embarrassed . i 'm not embarrassed . look , i just do n't think we should be getting ahead of ourselves , all right ? ok ? i got plenty -- i got plenty -- i got plenty of potholes to deal with on the liza front , ok ? jake : easy -- whoa , whoa . tad : get over there . yo ! ooh , sorry . i mean , why , hello there , son . earth to damon . wow . what could possibly be that interesting ? [ damon flips through photos of liza undressing ] [ scene_break ] liza : hi , honey . come in . come in . i 'm so glad that you changed your mind about this . this is gon na be fun . i could do your nails . i could help you with your hair . colby : you can lecture me on damon . liza : no . no . mm - mm . colby : ok , because we 're gon na be hanging out today . like a real couple . though i will be going to the ceremony with you , i am gon na be leaving with damon . liza : ok . you do n't have to rub it in my face here . i said i was gon na let it go . and i am . so what are you thinking about your hair , huh ? are you gon na wear it down or all -- i know . you know what would be nice ? when you wear it just half up and half down . so pretty . colby : all right . something 's definitely going on with you , and it 's kind of freaking me out . [ scene_break ] ryan : wow . madison : really ? ryan : wow . madison : i had to borrow it . i 'm not even sure it really fits right . ryan : madison -- you look incredible . madison : thank you . so are you sure you want to go to this wedding -- together ? ryan : there is n't anybody that i 'd rather go with . greenlee : david was brought in on assault charges . jack : i 'm shocked . greenlee : jake instigated the fight . jack : greenlee , i 'm not going to represent your husband . period . greenlee : you 're kidding me , right ? david : of course , he 's not . your father hates me . greenlee : are you ok ? david : well , the accommodations were n't exactly 5 star , but i made it through the night . greenlee : dad , dad , please . ca n't you put aside your feelings just once ? david needs your help . jack : there 's someone else who needs my help a lot more . greenlee : oh , my god . can we forget about erica for one second ? [ scene_break ] erica : caleb , is that you ? [ birds squawking ] erica : never mind . probably just a squirrel . not a bear . how long have i been walking ? what day is this ? well -- i bet amanda and jake are getting married by now . jack . i should be at that wedding with you . [ scene_break ] david : uh , greenlee , it 's ok . greenlee : no , it 's not . really . david : no . look . i know you 're trying to protect me , and i love you for it , but if your father does n't want to represent me , that 's his prerogative . greenlee : i know . i know . and i 'm sorry . i just -- there 's nothing you can do for erica if you do n't know where she is , and david has a problem that you can fix right now . jack : actually , there 's been some movement with regards to erica . greenlee : what do you mean ? jack : i called her . i left a message saying that if she was n't back here by the time jake and amanda 's wedding was scheduled , that i was gon na come down there and find her , and you know how she hates an ultimatum . [ cell phone ringing ] jack : excuse me . i need to take this . montgomery . david : um -- look , can i -- can i please just have just one minute with my wife ? jesse : make it quick . david : what the hell was that ? greenlee : i know . i know . i 'm a little edgy . it just feels like i ca n't turn around without bumping into erica 's ghost . david : well , that proves my point . you really need to skip this wedding . greenlee : no . david : greenlee , you have to know that people are gon na bring erica up . greenlee : i 'll deal with it . david : you mean like you did just now ? greenlee : i 'm a bridesmaid , david . think how that would look . david : all right . just -- just promise me , promise me you 're gon na be all right . greenlee : i promise . will you ? david : look , do n't -- do n't worry about me , ok ? i 'll figure something out . i always do . i do n't want you to worry about anything . do n't worry about your father , and most of all , do n't worry about erica . greenlee : do i look worried ? [ scene_break ] madison : need some help with those ? ryan : yeah . kind of obvious , right ? would you mind ? madison : oh , here . ryan : thanks . madison : i heard about the big fight that was here last night . ryan : yes . that 's right . this place was not without plenty of drama . madison : huh . ryan : we even thought we lost amanda 's wedding ring . madison : no . ryan : yeah , but we managed to find it . greenlee and i found it over there . madison : you 're all set . you look great . ryan : yeah ? thanks . thanks . hey , it was n't weird , me bringing up greenlee , right ? madison : why would it be weird ? greenlee was here , you were here . obviously , you 're both in the wedding . let 's do this . ryan : ok . madison : darn heel . what ? ryan : nothing . madison : yeah , right , `` nothing . `` what ? ryan : well , um , you 're -- just that you 're , you know , wearing two different shoes . madison : what ? oh , my god . i 'm wearing two different shoes . ryan : yeah . madison : what is wrong with me today ? ryan : so it 's not some kind of fashion statement or something ? madison : i do n't have time to change unless i want to miss the ceremony . ryan : look , do n't worry about it . nobody is even gon na notice that . madison : you did . ryan : well , i did because , you know , you lifted your dress up , and i could see . but standing there like that , like this , it 's like -- golden . madison : swear ? ryan : your secret is safe with me . and for the record -- so are you . [ scene_break ] colby : i do n't know , it 's just -- it 's kind of bizarre , your dropping your huge deal with damon just like that . it 's -- it 's weird . liza : so -- last night , tad came over and he wants to try it again with us . with me . yeah . colby : yeah . mom , that 's great , right ? liza : well , you know , we 're gon na see . have to see about that . it just -- i know ever since he -- it just made me realize that i 've been really on damon 's case about being the `` next tad martin , `` and it would be a little hypocritical of me , you know , dating the original and all . colby : how long is this new attitude gon na last ? liza : one day at a time , right ? let 's just start with that . [ scene_break ] tad : all right . come on . enough is enough . gim me a look - see . damon : no , no , no . no , i ca n't . it 's way too embarrassing . tad : oh , come on . what are you doing to me ? jake : you know , i 'll tell you what i 'm doing . i 'm trying to make a video . i 'm getting married , today , so i could use a little help . so a little more focus on me . you think that 's funny ? damon : no , no , no . not funny . jake : say something inspiring . something , please . tad : what a diva . jake : a diva ? look , if i 'm a diva then fine . call me -- call me whatever you want to call me . i just need stuff to cut together to make it interesting , so spew . tad : you complete me . [ scene_break ] opal : so we are crashing in and there we find jake entangled with that vermin hayward . krystal : yes . all to defend amanda 's honor . opal : that 's right . all we needed was a horse and some armor . it was great . [ ruth laughs ] opal : oh , i just hope y ' all brought your hankies . ruth : oh , dear . did i ? krystal : amanda ? opal : what 's with the waterworks , sugar ? amanda : well , just listening to you all talking and laughing and how much you care made me realize that i have a family , and i 'm not just talking about jake and trevor . you -- all of you -- are my family . and today it 's my wedding , but tomorrow it could be trevor 's first day of kindergarten or -- or , god , his prom , his high school graduation -- and you 're all gon na be there . and you 're gon na be there for him and for me and jake . and i love that . i love all of you . opal : oh , i told you we all needed hankies . [ women laugh ] amanda : ok . i have to stop crying . i 'm gon na mess up my makeup . ruth : oh . we 'll fix it -- together . [ scene_break ] tad : come on , come on . we got ta get going . jake : we 're going . i 'll meet you there , ok ? tad : no , no , no . you do not leave a groom alone on the day of the wedding . jake : i 'm marrying my sweetheart . i 'll be there . what 's the matter with you ? go ahead . tad : start the car . right behind us . jake : do n't point . i 'm right behind you . do n't . it 's rude . [ scene_break ] jesse : damn it . there seems to have been a mix - up . a bit of a mix - up . david : what kind of mix - up are we talking about ? jesse : ca n't locate your arrest papers , and without those , you ca n't be arraigned . unfortunately , it 'll take a few hours to get this sorted out . david : yeah , yeah . how convenient . do n't tell me -- you have places to go , people to see , right ? jesse : right . i got a wedding to go to . take care of you afterwards . oh . i 'll tell angela you say hi . [ scene_break ] [ classical music plays at the yacht club ] greenlee : thank you . hey , guys . ryan : hey . madison : greenlee . hey . your dress is beautiful . greenlee : oh , thanks . you look beautiful , too . ryan : yeah , that 's what i keep telling her . your dad looks really stressed . is he ok ? is there any news about erica ? greenlee : well , it 's pretty much all he thinks about . finding her , bringing her home . ryan : well , if anybody can do it , it 's him . [ scene_break ] [ birds squawking ] erica : the jet -- it was you . back there . you 're following me . caleb : what ? actually , i 've been here for a while . seems like you following me . erica : i may be tired and hungry -- fighting infection , but i 'm not stupid . caleb : well , that 's good to know . erica : i told you where i was going . these woods are your home , sad as that is , so you obviously know all the shortcuts . caleb : you always paranoid or you just like this when you 're `` tired , hungry , and fighting an infection `` ? erica : you followed me , caleb . i 'm so tired of this . i should n't even be here . i am supposed to be home in pine valley at a wedding . i should be toasting the happy couple . i should be dancing with jack . caleb : you really believe in it , do n't you ? erica : what ? caleb : marriage . and after 10 times , you still think there 's such a thing as a happy ending ? erica : yes , i do . and i 'm gon na have one . caleb : [ chuckles ] i would n't bet on it . erica : what was that supposed to mean ? caleb : it means what it means . [ scene_break ] jake : ok . hi , mom . it 's us . how are you ? we 're here today to film a little something for you , and this is for trevor . he asked me to do this , because he does n't love being in front of the camera , so he asked if i would translate , ok , because he had a couple things he wanted to get off his chest , ok , so this is the way we 're gon na do this . go ahead . ok . ok . he says that you are the most beautiful bride he 's ever seen . what ? i know that sounds suspect , probably , because he 's never seen you yet dressed up as a bride or in fact , he has n't seen any brides yet , but -- what ? oh . he says that does n't matter . he knows for a fact you are the most beautiful . snack ? ruth : ohh . ohh . jake : and not only that , but you are the best mom . fun , cool , total blast in the sandbox , but mostly , you make him feel all warm and gooey inside . and he said he looks forward to the future when he can look at all the pictures of this most beautiful , most special day , and even though he 's not even one year old , that 's what he said to me . hmm ? and last but not least , trevor wants me to tell you that he loves you very much . so we love you , i will see you at the wedding , and i 'll be the guy at the end of the aisle with a big grin on my face . i 'll be wearing a tuxedo . [ kiss ] jake : we love you . bye , mama . [ kiss ] we love you , mama . [ kiss ] we love you , mama . bye . [ scene_break ] tad : wow . you look incredible . liza : well -- you look great yourself . and that tux worked out really nicely . damon : it 's not bad , right ? colby : no , it 's not bad . it looks great . tad and damon : i know . hey , can i steal colby away for a second ? i just got ta talk to her about a couple things . liza : of course . tad : thank you . liza : for what ? tad : for saying `` yes `` last night . i mean , i know that i probably should 've just stopped by , should 've called first . hope i was n't interrupting anything . liza : no . no . not a thing . [ scene_break ] colby : i do n't know -- it 's just not like my mom to mellow out like this . damon : well -- maybe she finally just realized that she ca n't stop us . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , kids . how you doing ? randi : hi . madison : hey . frankie : so - o - o . you guys came together ? ow . randi : frankie -- ignore him . madison : carpooled , i mean , if that 's what you mean . ryan : no , i think what he 's asking is if this is a date and the answer is yes . it is . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hi . it 's me . i hope you 're not answering because you 're in the shower and at home , not because you 're still at the station . um -- i really do n't have anything to say . no news on erica here . just -- call me . [ scene_break ] tad : everybody . could i have your attention , please ? attention . i just got word that the bride is on her way down and the groom has pulled into the parking lot . so we should all take our seats , because we 're about to begin . ryan : all right . that 's good . let 's do it . so you good ? madison : perfect . ryan : yeah ? madison : good luck . ryan : thanks . madison : do n't say a word . randi : are you wearing two different shoes ? ryan : so are you ready to go ? greenlee : guess so . ryan : ok . greenlee : are you and madison having a nice time ? ryan : so far , so good . yeah . how about you ? greenlee : i wish david were here . ryan : do you really ? after what he pulled last night ? greenlee : i should go . [ scene_break ] liza : hey . tad : you ready ? liza : yeah . i 'm ready . [ pachelbel 's canon plays ] tad : that 's our cue . i really do like having you on my arm . i hope you know that . greenlee : everyone 's staring at us . ryan : probably because i look fantastic . greenlee : right . ryan : hey , since when do you not like attention ? greenlee : let 's just get down the aisle . ryan : hey , i gotcha . [ music stops ] [ `` wedding march `` plays ] [ crowd murmuring ] [ clapping ] jake : my god , you 're beautiful . beautiful . pastor : please , be seated . friends , we have been invited here today to share with jake and amanda a very important moment in their lives , and even though already legally married , they have decided to come together once more to exchange vows in front of all of you . i understand you have created your own vows . jake : what ? i 'm kidding . [ laughter ] pastor : amanda , would you like to go first ? amanda : ok . jake , standing here in front of all these people who love us , it 's the most comfortable feeling in the world . but it was n't always that way . we had a really rough year . a year that most people would n't have made it through . but we made it . and we are here . and we have everything -- each other , our beautiful , perfect little baby boy trevor . thank you for sticking by me , with me . i know i did n't always make it easy . jake : do n't . amanda : but thank you , because -- ok , i know we 've already made vows , but i do intend to stick with them , including the one learning to cook . i 'm trying . [ laughter ] amanda : but i do want to make some more vows today . i promise to be the best mother , wife , and friend that i know how . i promise to love you . i promise to laugh with you , even when you 're not funny . jake : impossible . [ laughter ] amanda : see ? i promise to be honest always , even -- even if it hurts , and especially when it does n't , so here goes . jake , you are the most incredible man that i have ever known . and i vow here today -- in front of all of our friends and family and god and seagulls -- to spend the rest of my life making sure that you never forget that . i love you . ahh . jake : our life has been complicated . i look at you and i just think , `` my god . `` those are the words that come to my mind . `` my god . `` our son -- we have a son . we have a son , by the way . is n't that incredible ? i -- i just think that everything has gotten a lot simpler . and i 'm happy . and it 's such an easy concept . so difficult to achieve , just being happy . and it 's because of you . and trevor . and i have my bad days , like everybody -- troubles with patients , my spanish soap operas get preempted , things like that , but overall , life 's good . it 's beyond good . i married a model . what ? ! [ laughter ] jake : i just want to say this to you -- i love you and i trust you . and i 'm really struck by how much i actually admire you . but more importantly , i do n't ever want you to say , `` thank you for sticking by me `` or something like that , because just turn around . i 'll be there . always . amanda martin -- you 're the love of my life . the love of my life . [ kiss ] tad : actually , he did n't say you could do that yet . [ laughter ] jake : i love you . [ cheering and applause ] jake : yes . hey . hey . crowd : aww . [ trevor crying ] crowd : aww . jesse : hey , baby ! [ whistling ] [ scene_break ] caleb : aah ! [ loud thud on impact ] erica : what 's wrong with you ? why did you just follow me here to make my life miserable ? caleb : i make your life miserable ? why , because you miss a wedding ? look what you 've done to my home . erica : i know . i know . and i told you , i feel terrible about this . and i told you i 'd write you a check to rebuild as soon as i get out of here . let 's be honest -- it 's not as if it was the taj mahal . caleb : oh , nice . you demolish my home and now you 're gon na insult it ? erica : no , i 'm just -- i 'm just saying now you can rebuild and -- and who knows , maybe even add a paved road . caleb : that 's the way you do everything , is n't it ? huh ? just throw money at everything . just throw money at everything . makes everything all better , right ? erica : i am not saying that at all . i 'm just saying that it would n't hurt to add a few things like maybe running water or indoor plumbing . caleb : what 's in that box ? let me see this . erica : this ? this ? this box belonged to somebody that i cared for . loved very , very much . and i do n't expect you to understand , because you 've told me over and over again how the only thing that you cared about and loved was solitude , and there is certainly -- certainly no evidence of you loving anybody in your life . what 's this ? whose locket is this ? [ scene_break ] [ r & b music playing ] jesse : chief hubbard . and you are ? angie : oh , my . i 'm angela . jesse : angela . that 's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman . angie : why , thank you . jesse : oh , you hear that ? i believe they 're playing our song . angela : why , chief hubbard , we just met . we do n't have a song . jesse : we do now . shall we ? [ scene_break ] madison : so go ahead . ask me . ryan : ask you what ? madison : how many people have noticed the shoes . ryan : no . no ! more than two ? madison : two ? try everybody . ryan : ohh . really ? you know what ? i got the perfect solution . madison : oh . what are you doing ? ryan : just -- just -- madison : what are you doing ? [ laughs as ryan removes her shoes ] ryan : trust me . this . see ? this . this and this . done . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , my god . that looks like dave barnes . jake : where ? amanda : right -- jake : right there ? that is dave barnes . amanda : no . jake : ladies and gentlemen , i 'm sorry to interrupt you . one of the surprises i wanted to give my bride is somebody who she 's really , really fond of . his name is dave barnes . he 's right there . he 's a great musician . woman : oh , my god . amanda : thank you for coming . jake : wait till you hear this guy . dave barnes : this song goes out to the happy couple -- dr. and mrs. jake martin . [ music begins playing ] dave barnes : i 've been a walking heartache i 've made a mess of me the person that i 've been lately ai n't who i wan na be , but but you stay here right beside me watch as the storm blows through and i need you -- jake : maybe we should make an annual event out of this thing . what do you say ? what , is that funny ? you laughing at me ? you do n't -- what are you saying ? you 're not gon na marry this over and over ? amanda : i would marry you every day if i could . jake : yeah ? amanda : oh , jake , look around . this wedding -- it 's perfect . i do n't think we could top it . honestly , i would n't want to . dave barnes : god gave me you gave me you gave me you [ music ends as jake and amanda kiss ] [ cheering and applause ] jake : that 's really good . [ scene_break ] tad : first chance we get , it 's you , me , and that dance floor . baby . what ? come on , that 's not how i really dance . well , i mean , that 's not true , either . only sometimes . does n't matter . the only thing i care about is i 'm just -- i am so happy i came to see you last night . liza : i know . it 's like -- of all the nights to come and see me , right ? timing 's a real bitch . [ scene_break ] greenlee : any luck ? jack : hi . well , i booked a flight to west virginia . and i 'm not coming back without erica . greenlee : what are you gon na do when you get there ? jack : i do n't know . but i do know i 'm gon na go down there and find my girl . greenlee : dad , listen . [ cell phone ringing ] jack : hold that thought . honey , i got ta get this . excuse me . jack montgomery . [ scene_break ] jake : hello ! i would like to see everybody 's butts out here . let 's get this thing going . woman : woo - hoo ! [ scene_break ] erica : whose locket is that ? caleb : none of your business . erica : seems i hit a nerve . caleb : you should n't be here . you never should 've come here . erica : aah ! aah ! put me down , caleb ! caleb ! [ scene_break ] tad : ahem . you know , i 'm not sure what just happened . i admit sometimes my timing is n't all that good , but -- i was wondering if you could give me another chance . liza : yeah , i 'm sorry about that . i just , you know -- these weddings and all . well -- tad : yeah , i know . it 's hard not to get emotional . but you know what ? it just so happens that -- i know the cure for that . liza : uh , no , you do n't . tad : oh , yeah . [ humming ] you know you wan na [ humming ] liza : wow , with moves like that , honey , how can i resist ? tad : excellent . [ liza laughs ] [ scene_break ] ryan : come on . just one dance . i promise i wo n't step on your shoes , because you 're not wearing any . jake : ladies and gentlemen , i 'm sorry to interrupt you . i 've been doing that a lot . with good cause . a lot of you do n't realize this , but last night , there was a little scuffle at my bachelor party and , well , regardless , we almost lost my girl 's ring . but thanks to ryan and greenlee , and a stick of bubble gum and a pen , i think it was , they made magic happen . so i think they should take a bow . ryan : oh . man : yeah . jake : i had n't finished my thought . i meant they should take a victory dance . that 's what they should do . man : yeah ! jake : because they 're amazing . woman : yay ! madison : go . go . ryan : you sure ? madison : you 're a hero . ryan : ok . [ slow music playing ] [ ryan chuckles as he and greenlee begin to dance ] singer : light spilling on you you look like an angel a siren i 'm drawn to [ scene_break ] colby : is n't it great that they 're trying to work things out ? damon : hmm . colby : ok . you may think , uh , i 'm crazy , but i think that you should go ask my mom to dance . damon : i do n't think that 's a good idea . colby : why not ? she 's trying and i think you should try , too . please ? for me ? singer : there 's something about you now that makes everything -- damon : ahem . mind if i , uh , cut in ? tad : ok . by all means . have fun , you crazy kids . damon : so , you seen any good pictures lately ? [ scene_break ] jesse : will you look at those two ? acting like they 're the only ones on the dance floor . huh . whoa . ooh . here , come and sit down . [ angie feels feint ] singer : angel a siren i 'm drawn to [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't worry . the song should be over soon . greenlee : huh ? ryan : no , i was just saying i 'm sure there 's a lot of people here you 'd rather be dancing with than me . like your father , for instance . he 's been worrying about erica nonstop . it 'd be nice to get his mind off of that for a little while . you know , you could dance with him . greenlee ? what 's wrong ? singer : something is happening greenlee : i know what happened to erica .
colby and liza are getting ready for amanda and jake 's wedding , as is everyone at tad 's home . amanda and her girlfriends are having a girl chat as she thanks everyone for standing by her . jake makes a video of the wedding party as a special remembrance of this special day . greenlee is at the wedding minus david . jesse tells david that he will remain in jail . erica , somewhere in west virginia , walks down the mountains and realizes that this is amanda and jake 's wedding day and that she has to get home . madison arrives at the casino and comes face to face with ryan , who tells her that she looks fabulous . liza tells colby that tad asked for them to have another chance . ryan notices that madison has different shoes on . jake and amanda arrive for their wedding . caleb realizes that although erica has been married 10 times , she still believed in the sanctity of marriage .
bianca : there is a very good reason why i ca n't let marissa get too close to me right now . kendall : what possible reason ? bianca : i 'm falling in love with her . kendall : oh . wow . bianca : oh , i have n't said it out loud until now . am i crazy ? kendall : well , falling in love does make you a little crazy . bianca : for so long i was just telling myself that marissa and i are just friends , that what i was feeling was affection for a woman who makes me laugh and who makes me feel good about myself , or gratitude for handling my divorce and getting me out of that nightmare with ricky . but now it is more , and i just ca n't ignore it anymore . kendall : binks , i just want you to be happy . that 's all i want . so i do have one question . bianca : no . no , no , she does n't feel the same way about me . she 's straight . so if she loves anyone , it 's definitely not me . [ scene_break ] [ hammering ] marissa : scott 's been working so hard on the gatehouse . we should do something for him . j.r. : sounds like he 's doing just fine to me . marissa : how can you say that ? you know that he 's a total wreck about madison and the baby . he needs some kindness . j.r. : so me being his punching bag was n't enough for him ? marissa : he did n't mean that . j.r. : it sure felt like he meant it . marissa : i think he should move back in here with us . j.r. : come again ? marissa : he should n't be alone right now . he should be here with his family . he needs us . j.r. : or maybe you need a buffer between you and me . [ scene_break ] liza : so i have judge patane 's decision . griffin : that was fast . am i going to be happy ? liza : i do n't know . you tell me . he was n't exactly a pushover , but i did my best . griffin : thank you for everything . liza : whatever i can do to help . david : of course . anything for tad 's brother - in - law , right ? liza : i do my best for everybody i represent , and i do believe that you have benefited from my brilliance on more than one occasion . david : in so many ways . but lucky for you , i no longer need your legal expertise -- or these keys or this sad little job . it 's time for me to spread my wings . [ scene_break ] jane : oh , jack . this was such a lovely idea . woman : may i have your autograph ? jack : actually , ms. kane and i were about to have a bite to eat . jane : i 'd love to . jack : ok . woman : and if it would be all right if i could show my friends a picture of me with erica kane ? jane : oh , yes , of course . woman : would you mind ? jack : gosh , no . all right . and 1 , 2 -- smile . there you go . woman : thank you so much . jane : ok , how about one more just to be sure that we 've gotten my good side ? woman : oh ! jack : again , 1 , 3 -- and smile . there you go . very good . , woman : you only have good sides . jane : oh , thank you . thank you so much . oh . jack : the erica kane that know and love -- she does n't much like fans approaching her when she 's about to have a meal . jane : maybe i 'm trying something new . jack : yeah . you seem to be doing a lot of that lately . jane : i 'll be right back . jack : ok . jane : everyone , everyone , if i may have your attention ? i have been having such a lovely day . i just want to celebrate . i 'm buying everyone lunch ! jane : oh , that was so much fun ! jack : yeah , you 're just full of surprises . jane : that 's why you love me . jack : you 've got me there . i must say that was out of left field even for you . jane : because it 's a new field . you know , jack , i mean , when i was held in that terrible place for so long , not knowing if i would get out alive , i just -- it changed my whole perspective on how i want to live my life . the whole i ordeal just made me realize how lucky i am to have so many people who love me and who care about me -- you and the fans . they 're amazing , are n't they ? jack : yeah , they are . i 'd like to find the people that kidnapped you . i 'd like to have them horsewhipped and then buried in a cell for the rest of their lives . jane : are there any leads ? jack : no . nothing . i talk to jesse every day . he 's got absolutely nothing . it 's like the monster that did this vanish into thin air . jane : `` monster ? `` maybe it 's better this way . jack : what , are you kidding me ? you could 've been killed . jane : but it 's over and let it stay over , jack , ok ? because , honestly , i just want to revel in how wonderful my life is . jack : i know one way that we could celebrate that . jane : pinch me . i ca n't believe jackson montgomery is kissing me . jack : jackson montgomery has done a great deal more than just kiss you for a long time , although we 're having a bit of a dry spell now . jane : i know . i know it 's not easy , but i want you to know how much -- i 'm just so happy that you understand how important it is for me to have you woo me all over again . jack : i 'm not gon na lie to you . it 's been difficult . i 'd very much like to make love to you . jane : i just want it , when we make love , to be like the first time -- i mean , the first time since the kidnapping . i just want it to feel like the first time for both of us . jack : i think maybe this family should take a page from your book , and we should all revel in our lives . kendall and bianca -- those poor girls . they 've been through hell . jane : oh , they have . jack : yes , they have , but they 've handled it with strength and resolve , just like their mother . jane : ohh ! stone crab ? fresh stone crab ! can this day get any better ? jack : did you hear what i said ? jane : what ? jack : about you being an amazing mother . jane : oh . you know what , jack ? let 's just talk about us . ok ? [ scene_break ] liza : you got another job ? where ? david : you will be one of the first ones to know as soon as it 's written in stone . liza : i 'm not gon na hold my breath . i 'm assuming that you are all right with those terms ? all right , i 'll be in touch with the next step . griffin : you know where to find me . david : she 's something else , is n't she ? griffin : so what 's this job ? david : i 'm not at liberty to say just yet . griffin : i hope it 's in medicine . it 's a waste of genius that you ca n't practice anymore . david : come on . you know i 'd never walk away from my power of healing . there 's still something in it for you , unless you 're stuck on returning to the field . griffin : first chance i get . david : then you are gon na miss the chance of a lifetime . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . so has marissa even said that she 's back in love with j.r. ? bianca : no . kendall : all right . well , has she said that she 's not in love with you ? bianca : no . she does n't know anything about how i feel . but there is the tiny detail of her being straight . i 've been down that road before . kendall : yeah , but not everyone turned out to be straight . remember ? bianca : not everyone turned out happy with me either . kendall : ok . all i 'm saying is you have exceptional gaydar . you do . you had it with lena . you had it with maggie , maggie 's sister . zarf -- she was not an easy one . bianca : but marissa -- she 's different . kendall : all right . binks , you 're not gon na know how she feels unless you talk to her . bianca : yeah , i know . kendall : what are you gon na do ? maybe marissa could be the one woman in this world that makes you incredibly happy . bianca : yeah , considering all my luck in love , or lack of it , i think i am just gon na cut my losses -- and return this . kendall : what is that ? hmm . [ `` forevermore `` plays in the music box ] kendall : that 's beautiful . bianca : yeah . marissa 's dad used to sing this song to her when she was a little girl . she told me that when she was going through all that hell with annie , she would hum this to herself to make her feel calm , i guess . and then in the closet , she hummed it then , too . so i just thought i would get it for her , and then all she 'd have to is open it up and she 'd feel safe . oh , bad idea . kendall : or this could be the most important gift you 've ever given anyone in your whole life . [ scene_break ] marissa : why would i need scott as a buffer between you and me ? i am perfectly capable of handling you one - on - one . j.r. : that 's good to hear . marissa : i just think that scott could use the support his family right now . j.r. : he has our support . it does n't mean he has to live here . marissa : since enough punches have been thrown , maybe you 're right . but maybe you could , i do n't know , get somebody to help him finish the gatehouse , so that he can live here on the property with his family still have the privacy he needs to regroup on his own ? j.r. : i 'll call bruce . he 's the one who did the renovation for the chandler building downtown last fall . i 'll see if he can help . marissa : was that so hard ? j.r. : let 's not tell scott about it till it 's finished . marissa : ok . thank you . j.r. : you 're welcome . marissa : hey ! a.j . : can we get ice cream ? marissa : i think that sounds like a great idea . j.r. : why do n't we all go ? if that 's ok with you ? marissa : yeah , why not ? j.r. : all right . then let 's hit it , huh ? marissa : wait a minute . are n't you forgetting something ? j.r. : what 's that ? marissa : do n't you have a phone call to make ? j.r. : yeah . i was gon na make the phone call . why do n't you guys go wait in the car ? marissa : all right . a.j . , you go up and grab your shoes . i 'm gon na be here while your daddy makes a phone call . j.r. : you do n't trust me ? marissa : i just want to make sure you reach bruce . you said bruce , right ? that was his name ? j.r. : yeah , that 's his name . j.r. : bruce , it 's j.r. chandler . yeah , it 's great to talk to you . listen , my cousin is renovating the gatehouse , and he could use some help . it would mean a lot to me if you could make that happen . here 's the deal . i 'll double your money if you make sure that job does n't get finished . that 's great . thanks for your help . [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't know marissa that well , but maybe she 's still in love with j.r. maybe not . maybe she 's in love with you . bianca : glad we narrowed that down . kendall : what i 'm saying is , binks is that you do n't have to ask her . just give her the music box , see how she reacts . maybe then you 'll get your answer . bianca : and avoid wrecking our friendship if she does n't feel the same way . kendall : right . i know it 'll still hurt , but not as much . bianca : before i do anything , gaby is at a play date . so i promised miranda that we would have a mommy - daughter ice cream date . kendall : ok , wait . before you go pig out on ice cream , did you look at the miranda center stuff ? what do you think ? bianca : oh , yeah , it 's great -- and brilliant that you got griff back in there after all the beating his reputation took after the charges . kendall : that was pretty smart , yes . all right , go ! i dot want to keep miranda from her ice cream . bianca : would n't want to do that . hey , thanks for listening . kendall : would you stop ? come on . what are big sisters for ok . now , go for it . just go . wh take a chance . come on . bianca : ok . [ scene_break ] david : between us , there 's a strong possibility i 'll be returning to p.v.h . very soon . griffin : how , exactly , is that going to happen ? david : i 'm in the business of making miracles , remember ? and i would like you to sign on as my chief of cardiac surgery . griffin : you 're planning on running the hospital again ? david : i would n't settle for anything less . so , can i count on you ? after all , you are second best , right behind me . griffin : heh heh . i stole meds from the hospital . the board 's not exactly crazy about me . david : oh , please . i 've almost killed a board member or two . they get over it . you 're like me , castillo . you think outside the box . you should n't be punished for that . griffin : so this chance of a lifetime is -- david : it 's exactly what you think it is . and i 'd also like for a chance to have someone on my side in that martin - hubbard stronghold . griffin : my sister 's married to a martin . david : i 'm trying not to hold it against you . so what do you say ? griffin : i 'm honored , and it would be amazing to work next to you again , but i 've already made my decision . david : decisions can be unmade . griffin : not this one . david : you know how big this is . think about it . talk him into staying , will you ? kendall : what did david want ? griffin : do n't ask . kendall : sorry for taking off on you like i did before . griffin : bianca needed you . so how is she ? kendall : she 's better . i mean , what she went through with ricky was horrible , but now it 's brought back some issues from the past . griffin : i 'm sorry to hear that . kendall : yeah . if i had n't have brought ricky into our lives , she would n't be having these nightmares . griffin : what happened with bianca was bad , but you should n't blame yourself . it was n't your fault . kendall : that 's what bianca said . griffin : that 's a wise woman . kendall : yeah , she 's wiser than i 'll ever be . the one thing that we did take from this is we realized how important it is to not let the past define us . move forward . so that is what i 'm doing here , if you have some time ? griffin : nothing but . kendall : ok . good . i was hoping maybe we could start the conversation about the miranda center clinic and you could teach me everything i need to know . griffin : sure . first , i have some news . kendall : please tell me it 's good . griffin : yeah , you were part of making it happen . kendall : that is not reassuring . griffin : liza was here . kendall : the charges ? griffin : community service . no jail time . kendall : that 's great ! oh , that is great ! that is so good ! ohh ! sorry . sorry . i 'm sorry . i -- i 'm so happy -- for you . i am happy for you . griffin : i 'm happy , too . kendall : yeah . [ scene_break ] bianca : ok . i am going to order . how about you color this guy ? miranda : ok , mommy . bianca : ok . krystal : hey . bianca : hi . can i have two banana splits , both vanilla ? krystal : you got it . and , listen , bianca , i just wanted to say i 'm really glad you 're ok after what that psycho preacher man put you and marissa through . bianca : yeah . i 'm just really sorry that i got her all tangled up in it . krystal : listen , there is no part of me that blames you for that , so you just put that out of your head . i 'm serious . marissa : go this way . hey ! looks like a party ! krystal : yeah , it is now ! i did n't expect to see you or this little handsome tyke . marissa : well , you know , we had an ice cream emergency . krystal : ah . well , somebody just ordered two banana splits over here . marissa : oh . i hope you have enough bananas for more . krystal : i think i do . i 'll get right on it . marissa : do you mind if we join you ? bianca : i -- no . let 's just take the bigger table . marissa : great . bianca : ok . you guys , keep coloring . marissa : yeah , looks good . so , banana split , huh ? i had you pegged more as a hot fudge . bianca : i should actually get some more napkins . the splits are seriously messy . marissa : oh , no . just wait until the sundaes come . i 'm sorry . you ok ? bianca : oh , yeah , i 'm good . i 'm sorry about earlier . if it seemed like i hung up on you , i was just in the middle of something with kendall . marissa : oh , no , it was really not a big deal . but earlier at the club , you did say there was something you wanted to talk about . what 's up ? j.r. : hey . do you have room for one more ? [ scene_break ] jane : oh . jack : i must say i do n't think i 've ever seen you enjoy a meal quite so much . jane : oh , to die for . i mean , simply to die for . woman : ms. kane , lunch for everyone in the restaurant ? you are fabulosity itself . jane : oh . i 'm just having so much fun . woman : oh . jack : you 've made a lot of people happy here . now , as i was saying about kendall and bianca -- jane : oh , they 're probably enjoying their day . let 's enjoy ours , too , ok ? jack : why do n't you want to talk about them ? jane : what do you mean , i do n't want to talk about them ? they 're my daughters , but we do n't have to talk about them 24/7 , do we ? jack : erica , you 're the kind of mother who likes to be involved in their kids ' lives . jane : that 's the second time you 've called me that . jack : called you what ? jane : `` mother . `` jack : excuse me . jane : jack , ca n't we just have a nice lunch ? ca n't we just focus on us ? jack : no , we ca n't . not until you tell me why you have been acting so strangely since you 've come home . erica , what happened ? why are you acting like this ? i love you . whatever it is , you can tell me . jane : you are such a good man . jack : thank you . so tell this good man , if you would , please , what the hell is going on . jane : nothing . jack : ok . ok . if you ca n't tell me , then maybe we should find someone with whom you 're comfortable , a professional . jane : a shrink ? jack : yes . maybe . i do n't know . look , i -- i just want to help . jane : i 'm going to go to the ladies ' room . oop . jack : why do you keep trying to run away from me ? [ scene_break ] bianca : there 's plenty of room . j.r. : thank you . this was a great idea . marissa : you joining me and a.j . was your idea . j.r. : like i said , a great idea . do n't you agree ? bianca : yep . it would n't be an ice cream party without you . marissa : oh , yeah . and speaking of parties , i was thinking maybe you could bring the girls over next weekend . we could have a pool party , first one of the season . it 'll be a barbecue . bianca : i 'm not sure if we 're free . i 'll check my schedule . marissa : oh . yeah . sure . j.r. : i 'm sure we 're gon na have lots of get - togethers this summer . marissa : uh - huh . you better go get your own sundae . j.r. : i 'll be right back . bianca : he 's in a good mood . marissa : yeah , but you 're not . i know why . [ scene_break ] kendall : this is big news ! this is huge ! we have to celebrate ! griffin : yeah , this is about as big as it gets . and i get to practice medicine again . kendall : oh , that 's amazing . it 's so great . so no jail time . it 's great ! um , does that mean that you 'll probably be leaving town again soon ? griffin : no . i have to stay here six more months . i still have community service . kendall : great ! i mean , because i was counting on you helping me with -- griffin : with the miranda center clinic . kendall : exactly . i got something for you . here . griffin : what 's this ? kendall : this is an advance for your services . it should help you pay back the hospital . griffin : you sold the casinos ? kendall : no , no . the sales are so stuck in red tape right now . but i figured i 'd start with this , and then i give you a daily stipend . griffin : for what ? kendall : for showing me everything i need to know about setting up and running a clinic . this way , when you leave town , there 'll be a smooth transition . griffin : yeah , running a clinic is a lot more than just signing checks . kendal yeah , my sister has run the miranda center very successfully for a long time . griffin : yes , but this is a medical clinic -- broader scope , different demands . kendall : if you know so much , then show me . griffin : you 're on . [ scene_break ] jane : jack , going to the ladies ' room , powdering my nose -- this is hardly running away from you . jack : your nose looks fine . i want you to sit here , and i want you to talk to me . jane : we had been having the most perfect day . jack : erica , there is a problem here . i know there is . i want to know what the hell it is . jane : the only problem is you . jack : me ? jane : yes . look , there has been so much drama -- i mean , my kidnapping , and bianca and kendall and that horrible man -- and i just really feel that you 've been ignored . so i just wanted to spend this day focusing on you , only you . jack : but kendall and bianca -- jane : they are all grown up , and they probably are having a great time . they 're surrounded by friends . they have a big support group around them . they do n't even know how lucky they are . jack : they 're very lucky , because you are a part of that support system . but you 're as equally as lucky because you have friends who love you . jane : yes , i know that . of course , i do . what i mean is just because we 're family does n't mean that we are stuck only talking about family , does it ? jack : no , i guess not . woman : ms. kane , could i have your autograph ? jane : of course . jack : sweetheart ? jane : this is just gon na take a second . woman : this is so exciting for me . jane : it 's exciting for me too . so who should i make it out to ? jack : ok , i 'm gon na -- woman : salli creedon , with an `` i. `` jane : salli ? ok . `` to salli -- with an `` i `` -- `` here 's to a fabulous meal together . erica kane . `` salli : thank you so much . jane : enjoy your evening . david : wow . that was quite the performance . jane : it 's important to keep the fans happy . david : i think you mean `` erica 's fans , `` do n't you ? you know , maybe a bit too flashy , but other than that , you 're a very good imitation . just think about how fast this will disappear if i do n't get what i want . jane : you do n't have to threaten me . david : just consider it a polite reminder . jane : i told you i would help you get the hospital back , and i will . david : i want you to work faster . i 've never been a patient man . jane : why did you sell your share on the hospital to greenlee anyway ? david : all that matters is that i want back in , and if you do n't make that happen , your days of signing autographs for adoring fans will be over . jack : this is getting to be a habit with you , hayward . david : i was just telling erica how beautiful she looks . no one would ever guess the ordeal you 've been through . it 's like you 're a new woman . excuse me . how about a drink , counselor ? liza : what are you up to ? jane : jack , if i wanted to make a big purchase , how would i do that ? jack : that depends . how big a purchase are we talking about ? [ scene_break ] griffin : you 're gon na have to keep this bandage on for two weeks until you come back and see me . ok ? man : whatever you say , doc . griffin : all right . you 're done . man : all right . thanks . griffin : no saws . kendall : ha ! wow . i never realized what went into all this . i mean , you 're short supplies . you do n't really have a staff . how do you do it ? griffin : you just do the best you can . you see patients in a tent when you have to . the goal is not to turn anyone away unfortunately , sometimes you have no other choice . you 'll learn that when you 're in the thick of it . kendall : yeah , i have n't run screaming yet , have i ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you want some help with that ? krystal : i got it . j.r. : you sure ? it 's no problem . krystal : j.r. , i have a long memory , and i know you , so why do n't you cut to the chase ? j.r. : i want marissa . i love her , and i 'm gon na prove to her , and i 'm gon na prove it to you . look , you and i -- we 've been through hell and back more than once , but do n't you think it 's time we try to figure out how to be a family ? krystal : you really mean that , huh ? j.r. : marissa wants a happy , real family , and so do i . [ scene_break ] marissa : i make you uncomfortable . bianca : no , you do n't . marissa : please . you practically hung up on me earlier . now you do n't want to make weekend plans ? bianca : that is just a scheduling thing . marissa : bianca , i get it . you look at me , you see something that you want to forget . what ricky did to us , how scared he made us -- i do n't blame you for not wanting to be around me . bianca : that is not how it is . marissa : listen . if you need to avoid me , i just hope it 's not for very long . because there would be a huge hole in my life if you 're not in it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : she amazes me every day -- how much she loves a.j . , how she never lets anything get in the way of what she wants . krystal : marissa was all that before , j.r . j.r. : maybe i took her for granted . maybe i 've grown up . maybe i 'm man enough to realize just how extraordinary she is and how we 're meant -- how we 're meant to spend the rest of our lives together . [ scene_break ] bianca : ricky was a monster . what he did to us was terrible . but when we were locked up together in that closet , even as horrible as it was , you were the one who brought me through that . you were so strong and amazing , and i guess i just did n't realize how much -- i have something for you . [ scene_break ] kendall : those papers are around here somewhere , and there 's a bunch of changes that i want to make . griffin : that was fast . kendall : i mean , you were right . i have no idea what is gon na have to go into this whole miranda center clinic -- not until i worked with you today . yeah , there 's so many things i want to change . i want to have a bigger waiting area . i want to have a play place for the kids , and just a place for the families to be together . griffin : you got that all from one afternoon ? kendall : i had a fabulous teacher . griffin : you really held your own . i 'm proud of you . kendall : no , i just stocked bandages and gave water to people who were waiting . griffin : you told a little girl who was crying how brave she was , and she stopped crying . kendall : anyone else would 've done the same thing . griffin : no . they would n't have . you were great . kendall : my workbag . my workbag . i do n't know where my head is right now , but that 's where they are . there -- my workbag , the papers . ok , so , um , anyway , it 's just a rough draft , but you will get the idea . you will see . check this out . ok . yeah , we were thinking about maybe doing a plaque with zach 's name on it maybe right there . griffin : it 's a perfect spot . kendall : yeah , i thought so , too . griffin : i should get going . kendall : you must be starving . i could make you something to eat . griffin : that would be awesome , but i have someplace i need to be . [ phone rings ] kendall : yeah , i should get that . griffin : i 'm gon na be late . kendall : ok . [ ring ] [ scene_break ] jane : baked alaska . crazy , huh ? jack : yeah , crazy . you never liked baked alaska . jane : i told you i 'm looking at everything with new eyes . savoring the moment , remember ? especially with you . jack : hmm . so you 're not gon na tell me , are you ? you 're not gon na tell me what 's bothering you . jane : there is nothing bothering me -- except my lipstick , because i would hate to wind up in one of those `` stars without makeup `` layouts . excuse me . [ scene_break ] liza : fine . do n't tell me what you 're plotting . but whatever it is , you better make sure it does n't backfire . david : i can tell you this . a lot of people better hope it does n't backfire . take care , counselor . [ scene_break ] singer : betray true lies and true loves will betray , betray true lies and true loves will betray , betray [ jane picks up a drink at the bar ] jack : what the hell are you doing ?
jr does his best to make marissa happy and calls his contractor to help scott finish the gatehouse but once marissa is on her way out to the car with aj to get ice cream , jr tells his contractor he will pay him double to not finish the gatehouse . bianca admits to kendall how she feels about marissa but makes it clear that her feelings are once sided because marissa is straight . bianca thinks that she should distance herself from marisa and return the music box that she was going to give to her of a song that her adoptive father used to sing to her . kendall encourages bianca to give the music box to marisa and see if she can use marissa 's reaction to the gift to gauge if marissa 's feelings for her are more then friendship . bianca leaves to have ice cream with miranda at krystal 's where she runs into marisa with aj . and marissa suggests they sit together . marissa and bianca talk and marisa senses that bianca wants to avoid her and she thinks it because she reminds her of their ordeal with ricky . bianca tells marissa she got her through the ordeal and then decides to take kendall 's advice and give marisa the gift she bought for her .
[ previously_on ] bianca : you went behind my back to try to keep me away from the person that i love . luis : i got the pickup out back . let 's go load it up . reggie : it 's not going to happen today . jackson gave the job to joni . luis : then i suggest that you get your woman in line . david : i was the one that tried to save our daughter 's life . you are the one that let tad stop me . you killed her . [ scene_break ] reggie : i think you 're going to need something stronger than water . jack : no , no , water will do the trick , reggie , thanks . reggie : you 're the whitest white dude i 've ever seen in my life . you want me to call 911 or something ? jack : no , no , i 'll be fine with the water . thanks . reggie : you sure ? jack : yeah . look , i just came from the funeral of a friend 's baby . it 's 110 degrees outside . the air conditioning in here needs servicing . and -- do you have any other questions ? reggie : well , should n't you be red instead of all pasty white if it 's the heat ? jack : i do n't know -- maybe i 'm just out of shape . reggie : oh , yeah . well , that 's too bad . your women are going to be very upset about that . jack : i appreciate your concern . i 'll keep that in mind . reggie : no , seriously . you got erica and mary hanging around you ? not too bad for an old guy . jack : wait a minute . mary is an old friend of mine . that 's all she is . reggie : well , she might have a couple of miles -- well , a few miles on her , but , you know , she 's not a friend . what , you did her or something ? jack : what ? reggie : did you do her ? i want the truth and nothing but the truth . jack : the truth , reggie , is a gentleman never tells . that 's the truth . reggie : oh , so you did do her , and now she 's back for more . oh . jack : no , she is not back for more . why am i having this conversation with you ? reggie : i saw the look she was giving erica . she wants you , man . she wants you bad . jack : look , reggie , even if she did , i am engaged to erica . reggie : well , does erica know about you and mary -- jack : no , no , no , reggie , she does not know . and i 'd like it to stay that way . do you understand me ? reggie : oh , you do n't have to worry about me . it 's mary the one i think you need to worry about . erica : are you sure she 's on her way ? oh , olga , thank you . i mean if this works , this could be just exactly what i 'm looking for . it could really be a godsend -- oh , bianca just came in . hi , sweetheart . i am so glad that you decided to come . bianca : well , myrtle practically got on her knees and begged me to meet with you . erica : well , myrtle loves you very much . bianca : and you knew that i would n't be able to say no to her . erica : please , wo n't you sit down ? you 're still angry at me . bianca : well , can you give me a reason why i should n't be ? erica : honey , i just want what 's best for you . bianca : and lena does n't qualify . erica : bianca , please . bianca : all right . myrtle said that you had something to discuss with me . erica : yes -- fusion 's sexiest man in america contest . bianca : you 're kidding , mom . i ca n't believe you 're worried about fusion . erica : well , those girls -- they think that they just came up with this brand- new idea , you know , brand - new and fresh . well , please . i thought of man of enchantment ages ago . bianca : so you think they stole your idea ? erica : yeah , well , of course they stole my idea . but what really bothers me is the buzz that they 've created now in the youth market . so we need to think of a counterattack for this sexy male thing . bianca : hmm . and sexy men are my expertise ? erica : bianca , please . ca n't we just have a civilized dinner and discuss business ? bianca : we can try . maggie : do you want to sit down ? aidan : can i get you a cup of tea or a glass of whiskey from the cabinet ? anna : no , i do n't want anything . thanks . aidan : what did i miss after the service ? i mean , how come david 's not with you ? david 's voice : do n't you understand ? i could have saved leora 's life . if you just trusted me , anna , if you just backed me up with joe , i would have done the right thing for all of us . anna : i ca n't stay here . aidan : wait . we can stay around . we can stay with you . anna : no , i ca n't stay here with all this stuff , and i do n't want to be here when david gets back . i thought i did , but i really do n't . maggie : ok , ok , we can go someplace else . where would you like to be ? anna : i 'd like to be nowhere . maggie : no . no , you have to leave her alone . she has to just be by herself right now . aidan : what she needs is that creep david . maggie : yeah , well , that creep also happens to be my cousin . aidan : i 'm not going to hold that against you . maggie : you know , david is hurting , too . aidan : yeah , well , she needs him right now , and where is he ? nowhere to be found . maggie : you know , when you lost fiona or maureen , did you do what everyone expected you to do ? did n't you go a little off the track ? laurie : `` do n't worry , i wo n't let you forget me . `` david : leora . jack : i tell you what , reggie . why do n't you just be concerned with keeping your own lip buttoned , ok ? reggie : oh , i 'm cool , all right ? you and miss mary doing the deed , that 's your own thing . that 's none of my business . jack : reggie , my relationship with ms. smythe was a great deal more than just doing the deed . reggie : well , i 'm pretty sure it was real complicated and meaningful and right and felt good , and the timing was right , and the mood and everything -- it was just perfect , huh ? ok , look , you float your boat your own way . it ai n't got nothing to do with me . i 'm cool . [ knock on door ] reggie : oh , you want to guess who that is ? mistress number -- jack : no , i 'd like you to answer the door . reggie : 27 ? jack : just stop it . reggie : ok , all right , all right , all right . anna : hi , reggie . reggie : oh -- jack : hi , anna . anna : hi . reggie : i 'm sorry to hear about your baby . anna : oh , thank you . that 's very sweet . i saw your lights were on . jack : well , come in . have a seat . anna : i 'm -- really , i 'm not going to stay long -- jack : you can stay as long as you want . reggie : well , i 'm on my way to a graduation party , so -- jack : yeah , it 's graduation ceremony at pvhs today . reggie : yeah . anna : congratulations . reggie : oh , i did n't graduate . i 'm just going to the party . jack : if you study . reggie : well , i 'm all right , you know ? but a party ai n't a party without good old reggie , so -- jack : yeah , just remember , you 've got an 11 : 00 curfew . reggie : it 's graduation night . jack : like i said , you got a midnight curfew . reggie : it 's -- can you lighten up , please ? jack : midnight . say it with me . jack and reggie : midnight . jack : good . go have a good time . do n't do anything stupid . get out of here . anna : he 's so beautiful , is n't he ? jack : yeah , he 's a sweet kid . i tried to reach you , but my call went right to your voicemail . anna : oh , yeah , i switched off my cell phone . thanks . jack : so , how did it go ? anna : the burial ? oh , it was horrible . jack : how was it at the chapel after i left you ? anna : he blames me . jack : david ? how could he possibly think you were responsible for this ? anna : well , because i insisted leora get the pacemaker and that he stay out of the o.r . jack : yes , out of concern for your daughter , because you were trying to help your daughter . anna : i did n't help , though , did i ? my daughter is dead because of the choices i made . laurie : `` everywhere you look , i 'll be there . `` david : yes . laurie : dr. hayward ? david : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- my little girl -- laurie : i -- i heard she passed away . i 'm so sorry . david : laurie -- i thought -- well , you look like -- laurie : some lost choir member ? david : no , actually , you look like an angel . laurie : it 's my graduation gown . david : so , why did you wear it here ? laurie : oh -- my mom is buried right over there . i come here to talk to her sometimes . it must seem kind of silly . david : no , not to me . i 'm sorry about your mother . laurie : it 's -- it 's been a couple of years now . a drunk driver slammed into her car . david : so , you -- so , you graduated today , huh ? laurie : yeah . it 's kind of scary . david : mm - hmm . well , your father must be very proud . laurie : i guess . david : you guess ? of course he is . laurie : yeah , well , i have n't seen him since breakfast . david : he missed the ceremony ? laurie : it 's not that important . david : of course it 's important . every milestone is important . if you were my daughter -- i would have been there . i wanted to be there . and i wanted to be there for everything . joni : oh , my god . reggie . that 's not funny . reggie : yes , it is . this little -- whatever it was -- joni : shut up , shut up . reggie : what are you doing here so late ? joni : i 'm just waiting for a delivery . what 's your excuse , huh ? reggie : maybe i just do n't want you to be here by yourself at night . joni : me ? reggie : mm - hmm . bianca : mom , you 've told me so many times that fusion is nothing to worry about . erica : that 's because fusion never garnered national attention before . bianca : well , maybe this sexiest man campaign will just do a fast fade . erica : oh , casey wexler does n't think so . bianca : hmm . ok , well , what do you want me to do ? erica : i want you to help me come up with a plan , you know , a counterattack to this thing . bianca : ok , do you see maybe a new ad campaign or fresh products or all of the above ? erica : well , i think all of the above would absolutely be ideal . i ca n't believe it ! bianca : who 's this ? erica : this is kristi walters . i have n't seen her in ages , not since kristi did some modeling for us in new york . kirsti : erica . i never dreamed i 'd run into you . erica : well , yes , pine valley is my home base . and what brings you here ? please do n't tell me fusion . kirsti : olga booked me into some giovanna layouts . erica : no . oh , well , gee , we have to catch up . can you join us ? kirsti : oh , i 'd love to . erica : great . kirsti : are you a model , too ? bianca : oh , no , i 'm on the business end of things . erica : oh , well , where are my manners ? kirsti , this is my daughter bianca . bianca , kristi . kirsti : you are so lovely . i should have guessed . erica : kirsti , did n't i hear that you were living in italy ? kirsti : until recently . i was trying to breathe life into a doomed romance , but it could n't be revived . bianca : oh , well , i 'm sorry . kirsti : oh , no , it 's all for the best . i 'm incurably american . rome is a nice place to visit , but i missed home . erica : oh . and what else ? what else are you up to ? kirsti : i finally bought my own horse . erica : you did ? my goodness , bianca loves riding . kirsti : she is exquisite and absolutely fearless . she 'll take any fence i put her to . bianca : wow . i have n't gone riding in such a long time . kirsti : do n't you miss it ? bianca : well , of course . but between classes and work , you know , i 'm so busy . kirsti : oh , well , i have to make time . it keeps me centered . oh ! oh , i wanted to show you this . erica : `` kirsti 's kloset . `` kirsti : my new clothing line . the website is awesome . erica : oh , well , my goodness . and what do you two not have in common ? bianca used to sketch fashion design before she even knew the alphabet . kirsti : oh . bianca : yes , when i was n't making mud pies and scribbling outside the lines in my coloring book . erica : oh , honey , some of your designs were really quite professional . bianca : mom , they were doodles . erica : bianca is so modest . bianca : tell me again , kirsti , where you 're living . kirsti : on barrow in the village . bianca : really ? greenwich village , that is ? kirsti : is there any other ? erica : and what about the summer ? do you stay in the city all summer ? kirsti : no , no . during the summer , i escape every chance i get . bianca : oh , do you have a country house ? kirsti : a share on fire island . it 's heavenly . bianca : fire island . that 's lovely . which community ? kirsti : cherry grove . erica : oh , that must be so lovely . bianca : and ever so gay . i can not believe that you are trying to set me up . anna : maybe if i had insisted that david were allowed in the operating room and he was allowed to treat leora -- jack : well , that was n't your call , though , anna . that was n't your call . anna : but you see , jack , i do n't know whether we could have saved her . maybe he could . jack : or maybe he could n't . you 're making yourself crazy with this . anna : see , he did n't want the surgery . i had to have it my way . jack : wait , wait . leora 's doctors insisted that implanting the pacemaker was the right thing to do . is n't that true ? anna : and i listened to them . i did n't trust david 's opinion or skill because i did n't trust him . jack : no , because you thought fear was clouding his judgment . and let 's face it , this is not the first time that that would be the case with him . anna : but i loved him anyway . and i had a baby with him anyway . the odds were so against me ever getting pregnant again . so when it happened and we were handed leora , that was a miracle . and i took that to be a sign that i had made the right choice , that david and i were supposed to be together . i felt that i was doing the right thing . but i was n't doing the right thing at all . jack : you know what i think ? i think you 're looking for answers . i think you 're trying to make sense out of a senseless tragedy . anna : do n't you think that everything happens for a reason ? every choice i 've made my whole life has led me right to this moment , right now , right here . jack : no , i 'll tell you what i think . i do n't think you had any control over what happened to leora whatsoever . anna : my daughter is dead . why ? why ? is it to teach me a lesson ? jack : anna , i do n't know . anna , i just -- i wish there was something i could say or do to make this easier for you . anna : ok , you have to answer me honestly . jack : ok . anna : forget that we 're friends , forget everything that we 've ever said to each to other . jack : all right . anna : do you think that david could be right in any way ? that there is something buried so deep inside me that i would n't allow him to save her ? did i make all of this happen ? jack : god , no . no , anna , you did not . and i never , ever want to hear you say that again . do you understand me ? never . maggie : i do n't feel right about this . aidan : well , you heard anna . she ca n't take seeing all these constant reminders . maggie : well , should n't it be up to anna and david what goes and what stays ? aidan : i was going to take these over to my place . and when they 're coping with it better , i 'll -- i 'll give them back . maggie : david starting reading to leora before she was even born . anna got such a kick out of it . he insisted that babies learn from listening and that it soothes them and makes them feel that they 're really being loved . you know , he has taken such good care of me . i did n't know him before i came to pine valley . he 's even taking care of my college tuition . aidan : right . well , i 've seen sides of david that you have n't seen . so let 's just agree to disagree , shall we ? maggie : i know david has hurt people that you love -- aidan : and he 's still hurting them . maggie : yeah , but even so , do n't you think he is in as much pain as anna ? laurie : after my mom died , i came here every day . i -- david : yeah , it 's very peaceful here . laurie : i would have slept here if my dad had n't dragged me home . i thought that this was as close to my mother as i could get . but she 's everywhere -- in my heart , just like your daughter is in yours . you 'll see . david : thank you . laurie : i hope i do n't sound too new - agey . david : no . you sound very kind . i 'm sorry , laurie . i did n't mean to interrupt you with your mother . laurie : oh , you did n't . laurie : it 's a full moon , is n't it ? `` i wo n't let you forget me . everywhere you look , i 'll be there , whispering my love through the trees , beaming my pride from the sun , softening the night with moonbeams , laughing in the twinkling of the stars . `` david : i know that . what is that ? laurie : just a kids ' book my mom used to read to me . good night , dr. hayward . david : good night . congratulations on your graduation . laurie : thanks . erica : bianca . what are you talking about ? bianca : kirsti has a summer getaway in cherry grove ? erica : yes . is n't that lovely ? bianca : no , mother , it 's code . it means that she 's hanging with the gay crowd in fire island , and you know it . erica : actually , i did n't know it . bianca : well , cherry grove is where women go to enjoy fun in the sun with other women . erica : well , then i really do n't understand why you 're upset . kirsti : bianca , i did n't mean to upset -- bianca : oh , no , please . kirsti , my mother 's need to control everything is certainly not your fault . erica : bianca . what have i done ? kirsti : will you excuse me ? there 's a call i need to make . erica : yes . bianca , you are really upset over nothing , honey . bianca : i can not believe you , mom . really , how desperate can you get ? now you 're trying to set me up with another woman ? erica : kirsti just happened to walk in . bianca : let me ask you something . why are you so threatened by lena ? erica : threatened by lena ? well , i 'll tell you , i 'm not threatened by lena , but if lena had n't cut a deal with jack montgomery to testify against michael cambias , she 'd be in jail where she belongs . bianca : mom , you brought me here under false pretenses . erica : if i had told you that i wanted you to meet someone , would you have come ? bianca : i would have fainted dead away . erica : i mean , kirsti is lovely . she 's beautiful . she 's accomplished . bianca : yes , and i 'm sure that she 's miss popularity of cherry grove . so ? erica : so ? you prefer the company of a liar and a thief ? bianca , honey , listen to me . i have chosen mr. wrong on far too many occasions , ok , and i 'm just trying to spare you the same kind of disappointment . bianca : mom , you and i are not the same person . erica : of course not . but you are just as vulnerable as i am . bianca : no , i am not . i do n't need from a woman what you need from a man . erica : well , i guess it 's clear that you have no respect for me at all . bianca : i do , of course . but i just need for you to accept the fact that you and i are very different people , that 's all . erica : look , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i ruined both your evenings . kirsti : oh , no , no , you did n't ruin my evening . erica : no , i did . please , just accept my apology . bad judgment . kirsti : should n't you go after her ? bianca : probably . are n't you going to stay for dinner ? jack : what are you going to do ? i mean , certainly you 're not going to go back to the cabin . anna : oh , god , no , i am not . i think i 'm going to go to the valley inn . jack : no , that 's ridiculous . i have a guest room right here . you can use that . anna : but reggie 's staying there . jack : reggie can sack out on the couch . you 'll be doing him a favor . he 'll be closer to the kitchen , the tv , the entertainment system . he 'll love you for it , ok ? anna : i do n't know . jack : just say yes because you 're not going to go . anna : i have n't got anything with me , you know . jack : what do you need ? i 've got shirts . i 've got pajamas . i 've got robes . what else do you need ? anna : do you have a toothbrush ? jack : i 'll have reggie pick one up on his way home . ah , you 've run out of excuses now , have n't you ? anna : you 're one of the good guys , you know . jack : yeah , i kind of like to . come on , let 's get you settled in . joni : you do n't think i should be here alone at night , or is it just because you 're so mad that mr. montgomery gave me the job of deliveries ? reggie : oh , no , you -- look , get off it , all right ? you do your job well . you deserve it . joni : you think i deserve it ? reggie : yeah . do n't you ? joni : yeah , but i did n't think you thought i did . reggie : uh - huh . joni : what are you -- how did you find me here , anyway ? reggie : oh , i was just around the neighborhood and i came by to see how the house was coming along , and i just so happened to go in there and you were doing your whatever you call that . joni : yeah . it 's pretty incredible what you can do when you have the time to do it . reggie : yeah , i know . it 's a rush , is n't it ? but , look , i did n't mean to scare you earlier . i just said `` what 's up `` a couple of times , but i guess you did n't hear me or something . joni : yeah , you know , i had the music jacked up pretty loud , so -- reggie : so , i did n't know gospel music could be so interesting . joni : it 's not gospel music . why are you always ridiculing my beliefs ? you do it all the time . reggie : what are you talking about ? i 'm not mocking you . gospel is all right . me and my mom used to listen to it all the time . and what are you listening to , miss joni ? joni : give it -- give it back to me . give it back ! reggie : you 're listening to hip - hop . joni : yeah . so what ? can i please have it back ? reggie : and that 's yours ? joni : yeah . reggie : you 're going straight to hell . aidan : i think that 's everything . maggie : ok . yeah ? aidan : yep . maggie : all right , let 's bring them to the car . david : what 's that ? what do you think you 're doing ? you 're not taking anything of my daughter 's ! who gave you the right to touch anything of hers ? maggie : david , we just brought anna home from the funeral , and she could n't stay -- aidan : she could n't stand all the constant reminders , david . maggie : we were just -- aidan : we 're just trying to help . we 're just trying to make things easier . david : you ca n't ! leora 's dead ! she 's dead , all right ? what , you think that stripping our home of everything she touched , everything that belonged to her is going to help us ? get out of here . get out of here ! maggie : david , we were just trying to -- david : how ? how ? by trying to get us to pretend that leora never existed ? maggie : of course not . aidan : look , i will do whatever it takes to make sure anna gets through this , david . and maybe if you 'd been where you belonged , maybe we would n't -- david : i was where i belong ! i was with my daughter ! aidan : you know what anna 's going through right now ? what anna 's going through ? you 're not the only one that lost a baby , you know ! she 's crazed with grief , but you would n't realize that because you 're too selfish -- maggie : aidan , let 's go . aidan : and i 'll be damned if i know why , but she needs you . she needs you , david , but you 're always off playing the miraculous surgeon , are n't you ? maggie : aidan , please . aidan : how about playing a concerned husband for once in your sorry life ? david : just go , maggie . go ahead . [ knock on door ] jack : hi , erica -- erica : honestly , jack . are you trying to sabotage me ? jack : not that i 'm aware of , no . erica : well , you claim to want to build a life with me , and yet you do n't seem to have any regard whatsoever for the effect of your behavior on bianca . jack : erica , why do n't we just cut the drama and just tell me what it is i 'm supposed to have done . erica : you have ignored blanca 's needs . you have abdicated your role as her uncle . jack : since when ? erica : she is impossible because of you . jack : this is about lena , is n't it ? erica : you should have slapped irons on that woman and sent her back on the first plane to eastern europe ! jack : yeah , well , that just was n't possible , erica . erica : of course that was possible , but no , you wanted to cut a deal , you wanted to give her immunity . jack : no , you know what i wanted to do ? i wanted to prosecute michael cambias . that 's what i wanted to do . i wanted to do that to him because he tried to steal your company , because he tried to rape you . now , would you rather he be out there running around free ? erica : well , he is running around out there free . he 's striding around this town like he owns the place . jack : he is out on bail . he 's not free . those are two different things , and this is just temporary . erica : well , i am not going to stand by , i can promise you that , and watch bianca throw her life away . i will not let that happen . jack : all right , please , please , please , keep -- i think you should calm down . erica : well , maybe i could do that after you call bianca . jack : and talk to her about lena ? erica : talk to her about making destructive choices , self - destructive choices . she looks up to you , jack . she always has . jack : look , if -- erica , if bianca wants my advice , she 'll ask me for it . erica : wow . do n't you care at all about your niece 's happiness ? jack : oh , for pete 's sake . you know , i 've had a really rough day . could we maybe just talk about this tomorrow ? erica : are you asking me to leave ? jack : if i did , would you go ? reggie : so , joni , does your parents know you listen to hip - hop ? you ca n't find those c.d.s in the contemporary christian section , you know . joni : they 're not here , are they ? reggie : oh , joni , i am impressed . you do have some things going on deep inside you , do n't you ? joni : you 're not going to blast me for being a hypocrite ? reggie : joni , those are your secrets , not mine . it 's your business . joni : do you have any ? reggie : do i have any what , secrets ? yeah . joni : like what ? fine , be that way . joni : what ? reggie : country . joni : which country ? reggie : all of it , you know -- nashville and -- joni : you lie . that 's such a lie . reggie : no , i 'm dead serious . i started off with the classics , like johnny and willie , hank sr . , all of them . joni : if you could recite each hit that they had , i still would n't believe you . reggie : i had you going , though , did n't i ? i had you -- joni : never , reggie , no . reggie : i seen the way your eyes lit up . you really thought you had something on me , did n't you ? joni : in your dreams , yeah . reggie : did you listen to all that c.d . yet ? joni : no , actually , i got it on my way over here . reggie : oh , well , you need to listen to track 12 . joni : track 12 ? reggie : yeah , it 's the banger . joni : you want to listen ? reggie : sure , why not ? joni : ok . [ music plays ] erica : why did n't you say that you were entertaining ? jack : oh , do n't be ridiculous . anna is here because -- anna : jack did n't want me to spend the night alone . jack : leora 's funeral was today . erica : oh . of course . i 'm so sorry . truly , i am so sorry . anna : yes , i know , of course . jackson 's been very helpful . erica : yes . yes , i 'm sure he has been . anna : i 'll just -- i just wanted -- i 'll leave you two . erica : ok , i 'll go so you can go back to comforting anna . jack : i do n't think i like the way you said the word `` comforting . `` what do you mean , `` comforting `` ? erica : let me go so you can go back to your comfort sex . bianca : lena claims that sex with michael cambias was meaningless . she says that she loved me , that she still loves me , and she keeps begging for another chance . kirsti : and are you going to give it to her ? bianca : i have n't decided yet . kirsti : but you 're leaning in that direction ? bianca : i want to make sure that what i do is right . kirsti : well , good luck . bianca : thanks . i think i 'm going to need it . so , what 's your advice for me ? kirsti : hey , i moved to rome for true love . that did n't last . bianca : see , i want the kind that lasts forever . kirsti : oh , that is a beautiful dream . some people live it . bianca : well , maybe someday i will . kirsti : to someday . bianca : someday . reggie : you know what , joni ? it 's kind of late . do n't you think you should get home ? joni : but i have to wait for the delivery . reggie : no , it 's not going to come . look , it 's already late . they 're probably going to call in the morning and say the truck broke down . come on . joni : but they would have called if that happened , all right ? reggie : look , you 're not going to stay here all night waiting for some big truck driver to come get you , no . joni : are you trying to scare me or something ? reggie : joni , you 're a brain , remember ? just go home to mommy and daddy . joni : you know , for a moment i thought -- forget it . you know what , reggie ? just -- you 're a jerk , reggie . reggie : how long were you there ? luis : long enough . i was going to have a private talk with joni , but then you came along . reggie : i said i 'll handle it , all right ? luis : yeah , well , your brand of handling is going to trip us up . reggie : you 'll get what you want , luis . luis : you 're damn straight . there 's a shipment of copper pipes coming in tomorrow , and that will bring us good money if you can get joni to look the other way . reggie : it will be cool . everything 's going to work out , all right ? luis : good . because i swear to you , if she tries blowing the whistle , i will take her out . reggie : did n't i say i was going to handle it ? luis : you warned me off joni yesterday , came to me like you 're the big man running this show . well , understand something -- you run nothing ! if you ever lay your hands on me again , i will mess joni up good . now , you got that ? david : `` i wo n't let you forget me . everywhere you look , i 'll be there , whispering my love through trees , beaming my pride from the sun , softening your night with moonbeams , laughing in the twinkling of the stars . `` `` he smiled back at the moon and heard the leaves whisper , ' i love you . good night , little rabbit . good night . ' `` jack : oh , no . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . you do n't think you can just waltz in here , take a cheap shot like that , and walk out untouched ? erica : not untouched , believe me . jack : oh , come on , comfort sex ? where do you get off saying a thing like that , anyway ? erica : well , that 's what brought us back together , was n't it ? lily was ill , you needed to feel that someone cared . jack : there 's a difference here . i love you . there is nothing going on between anna and me . you know that , for pete 's sake . erica : how would i know that ? jack : would you -- i ca n't believe what i 'm hearing . why do you do this ? why ? every time we get closer together , you drive a wedge and try to push us as far apart away as you can . erica : anna wanders out here in your pajamas , and you tell me that i 'm driving a wedge ? i mean , what should i think ? jack : what , maybe that i do n't keep a nightgown here in her size ? why do n't you just try trusting me for a change ? erica : well , you know something ? as evolved as you think you are , jack , you are just a man , and -- as you have proven time and time again . jack : no , you -- do you want to know what i am ? i 'm a human . i 'm just a human being . a human being who is sick to death of you constantly trying to push us apart . erica : ok , then you ca n't take it ? fine . jack : no . no , it 's not fine , erica . there 's nothing fine about it . erica : look , you just consider yourself spared and get back to comforting anna . jack : i do n't want to be spared . and i do n't want -- erica : jack ? jack ? jack ? jack ! jack ! what is it , jack ? [ next_on ] david : you killed my daughter , joe . you think i 'm going to let you walk away from that ? you think i 'm going to walk away from that ? tad : hey , get off ! joe : tad , do n't -- kendall : since when do we keep secrets from each other ? greenlee : since you went to the competition . anna : if you do n't work with me , we could lose him .
reggie and joni are at the community center , getting along very well . reggie realizes that luis is watching them so he starts acting really mean . joni tells him she ca n't understand him and rushes out in tears . aidan and maggie bring anna home after the funeral . anna feels uneasy and says she ca n't stay at home . she runs over to jackson 's apartment . jackson comforts her and tells her to stay the night . meanwhile , david spends some time sitting next to leora 's grave . when he comes home , he sees aidan and maggie leaving with some of leora 's things . he gets furious and tells them they ca n't take away his daughter 's memories . erica tries setting bianca up with a female model named kirstie walters , but bianca tells her to stop trying to control her life . after erica leaves , bianca decides to stay and finish dinner with kirstie . lena sees them having dinner and leaves looking very hurt . erica goes straight to jackson 's place and finds anna there . she accuses jackson of wanting to comfort anna a bit too much . jackson tries to explain but he suddenly gets very tired . he clutches at his chest and falls down hard . erica screams and runs to his side .
j.r. : i still ca n't believe you tried to pass yourself off as a hooker to try to get treena 's dirt on richie . babe : well , you 're the one who got her to talk . j.r. : yeah , well , you know , with the threat of some jail time and a small donation to the keep - treena - off - the - streets fund , she could n't give richie up fast enough . babe : he 's not going to be able to find her in that hotel room you paid for , right ? j.r. : oh , no way . babe : well , now the only thing we need to worry about is if her word will be able to wipe that smile off of richie 's face . j.r. : i can do that . babe : but you wo n't , ok ? j.r. : ah , babe . i 've been trying to come up with the reason not to kill richie . [ scene_break ] annie : why do you like to stir things up ? of course ryan knows about the lawsuit . richie : oh , he knows the doctor screwed up and his baby - makers are still functional ? annie : yes . but this is none of your concern , richie . this is between me and ryan . richie : oh , i do n't think so , annie . you 're too freaked out for this thing to only say that mr . forget - me - not can still make rugrats . my guess is he has no idea that this nip - and - clip never took place . am i getting warm ? annie : go away , richie . once again , you 've outstayed your welcome . richie : oh , i am good . hubby does n't remember you . you 're scared to death of losing hubby . hubby is n't shooting blanks , but hubby does n't know it . annie : you have no idea what you 're talking about . richie : you 're trying to get pregnant , are n't you , you little devil . to bring ryan into the present by having yet another lavery spawn . annie : give me back the letter , richie , and get out ! richie : have i told you how proud i am to be your brother ? come on , do n't worry . us novaks , we keep this sort of thing in the family . your secret 's safe with me . for a price . [ scene_break ] adam : worthless pulp . great , great . the specter from hell returns . well , now , my day is complete . you wipe that self - satisfied grin off your face . dixie : why do n't you just quit complaining , adam ? you did it . you actually did it . you gave my kate to tad . your soul is actually worth something after all . [ scene_break ] joe : ok . tad : i got it , pop . joe : got it ? joe : now , you sure you 're ready for this ? tad : no . then again , i guess i 've been ready ever since i found out that dixie and i were going to have a little girl . now what i 've got to do is find a way to put six years of thoughts and feelings into a language that kathy can understand . joe : you just look into her eyes . the words will come easily . tad : yeah , well , that 's the problem . i mean , nothing has been easy for this little girl . my little girl . my daughter deserves some good news . i just hope she thinks it 's good news when she finds out that i 'm her father . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you better warm up . would n't want these guys to think they 're letting us win . kendall : uh , `` these guys `` are the ceos of a huge company that i want to team up with fusion . the only thing i care about winning is their business . greenlee : i 'm so up for this . god , i feel so good . kendall : really ? how come ? greenlee : just feeling the love . even for you , kendall . [ scene_break ] aidan : thanks for coming . zach : they 're either working it out or killing each other . what do you think ? aidan : i think you know why i wanted to meet . i 'm officially resigning my position in cambias . it 's all in there . zach : figured as much . aidan : i just do n't like things when they get messy . zach : well , speaking of which , are you going to fight for greenlee ? aidan : i do n't work for you anymore , zach , so i do n't see how it 's any of your business . zach : my business is whatever i decide to make it . aidan : am i supposed to be impressed ? run away like a scared little boy because the big zach slater said so ? not likely . zach : you 've got some good qualities . but i think deep down , we both know that greenlee deserves better . aidan : and i 'm sure you want to do everything in your power to help her move on . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . why do you have so much energy ? how come you 're in such a good mood ? i thought you -- you do n't even like tennis , or any competitive sport . greenlee : sometimes a workout can be so exhilarating . even downright cathartic . kendall : ok , obviously , you 're dying to tell me something . greenlee : why would you say that ? do n't sell a good workout short . it helps with stress . look , we 've always prided ourselves on being resilient . i 'm bouncing back from your little night with aidan and putting things in perspective and moving forward . kendall : oh , my god . you had sex with someone . greenlee : maybe . kendall : no , no , no . that -- that smile does n't mean `` maybe . `` you did , and -- and i -- i 'm betting that your workout partner was not aidan . am i right ? greenlee : you know , we really should start practicing . i think i may have pulled a muscle last night . kendall : oh ! kendall : who did you sleep with , greenlee ? [ scene_break ] aidan : so , what ? i 'm unworthy of greenlee now , am i ? zach : that 's my opinion . aidan : and i 'm sure you shared it with her . zach : no , only you . aidan : all because of what i did with kendall ? zach : among other things , sure . aidan : and i bet you 're dying to tell me what those things are , are n't you ? zach : you called the meeting , aidan . aidan : yeah , to resign from this fake job that you set up for me that 's supposed to end in my death , if i 'm not mistaken . zach : you are mistaken . i could see how you would think that . aidan : so why did you hire me , zach ? zach : well , you 're the best man for the job . aidan : that 's crap , and you know it . you found out about me and kendall , so you hired me to keep me around and keep me close , keep me under your thumb so you could crush me whenever you wanted . is that not right ? zach : whatever i may or may not know about you and kendall is not important . the important thing is that you knew . aidan : what 's that supposed to mean ? zach : it 's a question of character . i did n't think you were the kind of guy to take a child from a man after sleeping with his wife . i 'm not wrong very often . aidan : what , so that 's it ? zach : yeah . oh , one more thing . you ever make a move on kendall or hurt greenlee in any way , and i will bury you . [ scene_break ] adam : you tell me what my soul is worth , and i 'll write you a check . [ dixie chuckles ] dixie : stop it , adam . you did the right thing . you should be proud . adam : really ? i told tad about kathy , and look where it got me . i am now the village idiot . i 'm the -- the town pariah to everyone . except tad martin , of all people , and that alone adds insult to injury . dixie : well , you could be thankful that tad reacted the way he did and was grateful . adam : no , no , no , i do n't either want or -- or need tad 's gratitude . it makes my skin crawl . dixie : ok , so what do you want , adam ? adam : i want my daughter to stop treating me like she hates me . i want j.r. to stop treating me like the village idiot , the town fool . dixie : and you want krystal to love you . adam : no . that 's -- leave krystal out of this . change the subject . in fact , change your whole celestial orbit . you -- you promised me that if i gave you what you wanted that you 'd leave me alone . dixie : yes , and i will . but first , i want to give you something . i know reuniting tad and kate was n't easy . you deserve to be rewarded . adam : well , how 's that going to work out ? you 're going to , uh , you 're going to douse the hellfire and damnation in my closet ? or maybe torch this ? dixie : no , adam . it 's hope . i 'm offering you hope . [ scene_break ] joe : you let that little girl know that she 's a martin . she 's got a family , and we 'll be here for her no matter what . she 'll be loved by all of us . tad : yeah , well , god knows it 's always been enough for me . i just hope it 's enough for her after everything that 's happened . opal : yoo - hoo . look who i brought . joe : there we go . tad : hey . how are you , sunshine ? oh , there you go . careful . i 'm so happy you 're here . so happy you 're here . we 've got a lot to talk about , you and me . a whole lot to talk about . do you know what you want ? [ scene_break ] babe : all right , you 're scaring me again , j.r . j.r. : look , i 'm not going to kill richie , which does n't mean that i would n't want to . babe : you know he is an ex - con . why do n't we just get the cops to put pressure on him and make his life more miserable than it already is ? j.r. : no , no cops . too many rules . although we could sic zach slater on him . babe : and how does he factor in any of this ? j.r. : well , you remember the night of the hit and run , when i got blackout drunk ? babe : yeah , how could i forget that ? j.r. : yeah , well , the guy who hit zach and let me take the fall , who does that sound like to you ? babe : oh , god . richie . and he buried zach and greenlee alive . j.r. : that would be my guess . [ babe sighs ] babe : well , h -- how would you prove something like that , j.r. ? j.r. : no , we 're -- no , we 're not going to do anything . we 're just going to tell zach of my suspicions and let him get medieval on richie . it 's the two- birds - with - one - stone scenario . you know , little bits and pieces of richie all across america and zach slater behind bars . i would pay to see that . babe : ok , but you 're not , because that 's something the old j.r. chandler would do . it just would n't be right until we know for sure . j.r. : you ca n't blame a guy for dreaming . babe : why are you looking at me like that , j.r. ? j.r. : i still ca n't believe what you tried to do to nail richie . nobody 's ever stuck their neck out like that for me . and i ca n't tell you what that means to me . [ scene_break ] annie : is that just a habit you ca n't kick , richie ? if things do n't go your way , you always just resort to blackmail ? richie : well , it did work the first time you wanted to keep ryan in the dark , and if you had n't of coughed up that cash , well , i would 've just been forced to go to ryan and tell him that your big , scary break - in was nothing more than a sham . that his attention - starved wife just made the whole thing up . annie : thing is , though , you ca n't prove that . richie : hmm , well -- this might be easier to prove . i mean , i have to hand it to you , sis . you are really going for the gold . i am proud of you , getting pregnant to keep the old man roped in . that is good . annie : get out , richie . get out now , or i will call the police and say that the burglar 's back , but this time , i know who the burglar is . i do n't think your parole officer would really like that . would you ? richie : no , they 'd just write that off as a family squabble , just a little sibling rivalry . besides , i 've got nowhere else to go . annie : what are you talking about ? i thought you were staying at opal 's . richie : oh , well , i was . it seems that opal was n't too happy to find me looking through her jewelry box , which brings me to your doorstep . so what do you say , annie ? are you willing to let your homeless brother stay here with you and ryan ? it 's all in the family , right ? [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm glad i could help , j.r . j.r. : yeah , so am i. i need you . babe : we ca n't keep doing this . j.r. : we ca n't ? babe : no , sex is n't the answer for us . j.r. : well , we can do it until something better comes along . babe : ok , i am -- i 'm serious , j.r . j.r. : yeah , well , believe it or not , i am , too . that 's why we should be mature , stay focused and in control . babe : good , good . j.r. : yeah , which is why i 'm moving back in with you . [ scene_break ] adam : there 's no such thing as hope for a man like me , not after what i 've done . dixie : if you stick to the path of forgiveness , you could see some pretty amazing results . adam : oh , yippee - do . [ dixie chuckles ] dixie : the road to your redemption is a long one , adam , i admit , but you 've done the hardest part . you 've taken the first step . now all you have to do is stick to the journey . adam : in other words , take a hike . dixie : stick to the journey . [ doorbell rings ] adam : where the hell is my staff ? krystal . dixie : good - bye , adam . remember , never give up hope . adam : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] opal : ok , bye - bye , sweetie pie . i 'll be back in a little bit , ok ? see you later . joe : bye . good luck . tad : yeah . so , listen . i thought it would be , um , a good idea if you were to say a prayer to your aunt julia after everything that 's happened , because you know she 's listening . i mean , i could -- we -- i could say a prayer with you , if you 'd like that . ok . why do n't you take a knee there ? ok , um , i 'm -- i 'm here . ok , uh , what -- `` dear julia , `` huh ? dear julia -- it 's kathy and tad , and you probably know that , and while we 're sure you 're at peace , and you 're happy , and you made your friends with angels , we also want you to know that we -- we miss you very much . we -- we think about you every day . we know you 're watching over us . you 're doing your best to keep us safe . but we also want you to know that kathy 's got a lot of people that love her , a whole lot of people that love her and are doing everything they can to keep her safe . i 'm going to be with her and take care of her . you want to say anything ? kathy : i love you , aunt julia . i 'm being good . can you make rainbows now ? tad : it 's a piece of cake . you should 've asked her for something tough . anyway , i guess that 's all for now , and , uh , we 'll be talking to you really soon . we love you . god bless you . tad and kathy : amen . tad : good , terrific . why do n't you come back over here a second ? come on . kathy : ok . tad : i want to talk to you about something . do you -- do you remember what happened when we met ? kathy : you were funny . you pulled money out of my ear . tad : yeah , that is a neat trick , is n't it ? well , you know what i remember is i , uh -- i remember that you reached out , and you -- you grabbed my hand , and it was amazing . it was like magic , because i guess i fell in love in a second , just like that . and it turns out there 's a really good reason for that , because , uh , you and i have a connection . yeah , we have a very , very special connection . [ scene_break ] greenlee : come on , kendall , hit the ball . it 'll be dark in 9 or 10 hours . come on ! kendall : all right . greenlee : serve one , already ! we made mad , passionate love all night long . it was amazing . zach : let 's beat this thing and go home . greenlee : make love to me . today , kendall ! focus ! come on , keep your eye on the ball ! ah ! aidan : greenlee ! zach : oh , aidan . [ scene_break ] tad : you remember we met in this hospital , right ? and we became friends so fast that you decided that i was going to be your new daddy , because you called me daddy ? remember that ? and a lot of adults told you no , that that was a mistake , you ca n't do that . you 're not supposed to do that . well , sometimes adults are wrong . we make mistakes . see , uh , they told you not to do that , because they were worried about me and my feelings , because six years ago , i had a little girl , and i made some mistakes , and things got very , very mixed up . and i lost her . and i looked all over the place , all over the world for her . it was very sad . i did a lot of praying , and a lot of hoping for a miracle . i almost gave up hope . and in the end -- in the end , i did get my miracle , sweetheart . because the answer to my prayers was right under my nose the entire time . i just did n't know it , because that little girl walked in the hospital a while back , and she called me `` daddy . `` see , you were right . you were right the entire time . we were wrong . i do n't know how you knew it . you are my little girl . i 'm your father . i 'm your daddy . [ scene_break ] krystal : to tell you the truth , i -- i have no idea why i 'm here . adam : well , obviously , you 're not done taking me to task for how i handled things with kathy , kate -- whatever her name is . so go ahead , go ahead . lay it on me and be on your way . the neighbors , i understand , have pork rinds . krystal : i wanted to hate you , adam . i wanted to hate you for keeping that little girl away from tad for so long , and for using a six - year - old as a weapon . adam : oh . ok , i see it . i knew it . come on , let me have it . krystal : i wanted to hate you , but the fact is , you came through for tad and for kathy . you probably saved tad 's life by telling him . adam : krystal -- krystal : and when that little girl ran away from tad , and she was so upset and so confused , you were the one who got her to go back to him . i saw you with her . you were talking to her so -- so sweetly , and you were being so patient with her , and comforting her and telling her that it was -- it was ok to be sad . and when i saw that , i saw the man i fell in love with . [ scene_break ] babe : you are so not moving in with me . j.r. : well , then you can move back into the mansion . there 's a lot more room there . babe : you 're kidding me , right ? there 's one word for this . no . j.r. : babe . babe : this is n't open for discussion , j.r . j.r. : it 's not about you and me . look , we 'll live in different wings . i just do n't feel right with you and little a being alone until we nail novak . babe : every time there is an issue or some kind of danger or problem , your answer is to stuff us into the mansion to keep us safe . j.r. : i want to keep you safe . i want to protect you , babe . if it makes you feel better , i 'll sleep in little a 's room . babe : and what are we going to tell him this time ? that mommy and daddy are going to get back together for a little while , and then we wo n't be ? we ca n't keep doing that to our son , because that 's what he really wants . he wants us to get back together . j.r. : gee , i know how he feels . you 're right . first things first . we get richie . babe : without killing him . j.r. : without killing him . that 's the number one priority . babe : thank you . j.r. : yeah . babe : and you 're not going to do anything -- j.r. : stupid ? babe : yeah . j.r. : who , me ? [ scene_break ] richie : you do n't want to turn me away , annie . annie : the hell i do n't . you must be deranged to ask if you could stay here . and if you think i would give you a dime , that means you real are crazy , richie . richie : calm down , annie . obviously , i did n't make myself clear . either you give me the cash , or i go to ryan , let him know he 's being put out to stud . and then it 's rock - a - bye - bye , baby , if you catch my drift . annie : take this and get out . you are pathetic . richie : right back at you . oh , sweet . big sister knows how to take care of little brother . [ scene_break ] zach : let me see it . nice . do n't be a baby , it 's all right . here . put this on what 's left of your eye . greenlee : thanks . very nice . ow . zach : how does it feel , ok ? greenlee : well , the throbbing 's an improvement . how 's my mascara ? aidan : here , come here , let me hold the ice for you . greenlee : i 'm fine , thanks . kendall : greenlee , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . greenlee : save the apologies , kendall . i saw the look in your eyes . you did it on purpose . kendall : no , i did n't . that 's not true . greenlee : really ? kendall : greenlee , it was an accident . i did n't mean to hurt you . greenlee : no , kendall , you never mean to hurt me . it 's always an accident , is n't it ? unfortunate circumstances , it ca n't be avoided -- kind of like falling on top of my fiancé . that was an accident , too , right ? well , that 's it ! kendall : greenlee . greenlee : no , i 'm sorry . you know what ? i 'm supposed to get over your little romp with aidan , like zach did . aidan : greenlee , it was n't -- it was n't a romp . i tried to explain to you what it was . it 's -- it was a mistake . greenlee : ha . aidan : we all know it was a mistake . you want to rub everyone 's nose in it , go ahead . greenlee : tell that to her . i 'm sure she 's heard it from you before . kendall : ok , ok -- you know what ? i did hit you on purpose , all right ? are you happy now ? greenlee : well , at least you 're finally telling the truth . there 's a new concept . zach : let 's take it easy . greenlee : no , you know what ? come on . i 'll tell you the truth , too . remember when i was saying that i was feeling the love ? yeah , well , my little good mood was no accident either . and the best part of all is i kept it in the family . zach : oh , boy . greenlee : what ? family is so important . if you ca n't trust your family , who can you trust , right ? [ scene_break ] adam : you remember loving me , krystal ? i never thought i 'd hear you say those words again . krystal : i never thought i 'd say them . [ scene_break ] tad : well , what do you think ? i mean , about me being your daddy ? kathy : i do n't know . tad : well , it 's a good answer . um -- if you got any questions , you know , if you 've got anything that you 'd like to -- you 'd like to ask . if you want to tell me how you feel , it 's ok , it 's all right . kathy : ok . do i come to live with you ? tad : i would like that very much . i 'd like that a lot , if it 's ok with you . i mean , you 'll be living with krystal , too , and , oh , hey -- you know what ? officially , this makes you jenny 's older sister . and you know j.r. and jamie ? they 're your older brothers . kathy : i can still beat him at thumbs . tad : i 'm sure you can . and little adam , remember little adam , the baby ? he 's , uh , well , he 's not a baby . he 's your nephew . so you have a -- you have a really big family . kathy : really ? tad : yep . i would n't lie to you . i 'll never lie to you , sunshine . and -- and , listen . no pressure , but , if you want , if you feel like it , you know , you could -- you could go back to calling me `` daddy . `` i mean , on a trial basis . we 'll see how it goes . will you give it a shot , see how it feels ? go ahead . kathy : daddy . tad : that was pretty good . that was very good . come here for a sec . give me a hug . [ scene_break ] [ slamming sound , followed by cry of pain ] [ richie coughs ] j.r. : you ready , richie ? richie : ready for what ? j.r. : this time , you 're my prisoner . huh ? huh ? yeah . this time i get to call the shots . [ scene_break ] kendall : wait , hold on , greenlee . i -- i do n't know what you 're talking about by -- what -- what do you mean by family ? greenlee : yes , you do . it 's always good to keep family close , right ? aidan : what are you talking about , greenlee ? what 's going on ? what 's with the riddles ? greenlee : it 's none of your business . get lost , aidan . better yet , i 'll get lost . zach : hey , what the hell was that ? what were you trying to pull with kendall ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i just wanted to say thank you . adam : of course . krystal : it meant a lot to me , and to tad . adam : does it mean anything else ? krystal : i still ca n't trust you , adam . i do n't know if i 'll ever be able to trust you again . but i have to admit , seeing you with kathy -- it made me think of how it might have been with jenny . adam : it could be again , krystal , if you just allow it . you know you want to . you know i want to . krystal : i love -- i love tad , and my job now is to make sure that he gets through this , and to make a home for him and for kathy . adam : krystal -- krystal : no . no , you know ? i -- i have go . adam : krystal . krystal : i have to go . adam : krystal , wait . dixie 's voice : never give up hope . [ scene_break ] tad : kathy , opal and joe wanted to be here today for a very , very special reason . they wanted me to make some introductions . so , i would like to introduce to you your grandma and your grandpa . kathy : hi . joe : hi . kathy , i hope you 're as excited as we are , because we feel so lucky to have such a special new granddaughter . opal : that 's right . and , uh , well , it took me a little while to , you know , get used to the name , but i 'm pretty good at this `` grandma `` business , if i do say so myself . so , how about you and me go off to the park and get a little better acquainted , huh ? give your daddy a chance to rest up a little bit , ok ? i 'll push you on the swings . how 's that ? would you like that ? tad : you go ahead , ok ? opal : let 's go . tad : i 'll see you again real soon , real soon . bye . opal : come on . tad : i ca n't believe it 's happened . i ca n't believe this day has finally come . you know , i just -- for so long i wanted to be able to look into her eyes , to be able to hold her hand . i ca n't help feeling like it 's some kind of miracle . joe : it is a miracle . and now , you know , let 's get you back to your room . tad : uh , listen , pop , do me a favor , would you ? can i -- do you mind if i stick around ? by myself , just for a few minutes . there 's a -- there 's a couple of thank - yous i think i should make . joe : not too long , huh ? tad : all right . just a few minutes . well , dixie , wherever you are , whenever you are , i hope to god you can hear me . we did it . we did it . our little girl is home . kate 's home . and she 's a -- she 's a miracle . she 's a dream come true . you did fine work , honey . she looks just like you . and i ca n't help but think -- no , i ca n't help but know that it was you . you 're responsible . you 're the one who brought her back to us . the only thing i 'm sorry about is that you 're not here , that you 're not here with me to share the moment . [ next_on ] carmen : whatever happened to `` the show must go on `` ? we got to bust out of here . jesse : i 'm a cop . that 's who i am . j.r. : let me introduce you to the last day of your life . tad : i wish i could touch you one last time . dixie : you can .
greenlee and kendall play a game of tennis which results in greenlee getting hit in the eye with the ball . tad and joe discuss the fact that kathy is really kate . dixie pays yet another visit to adam in which she congratulates him for doing the right thing when it came to telling the truth about kathy . zach threatens that he will bring aidan down if he hurts kendall or greenlee . opal brings kathy to see tad . j.r. and babe conspire to trap richie . they consider getting zach involved in their plan . j.r. suggests moving back in with babe . babe refuses to let him move back in . richie finds out about annie 's plan to become pregnant by ryan . richie blackmails annie . annie succumbs to his blackmail and pays him off . tad tells kathy that she is his daughter . krystal pays a visit to adam in which she tells him that when she had seen him with kathy that he was more like the man that she had fallen in love with .
tad : we are gathered here today in the sight of god and man to -- no , no , hang on . i blew it . it says skip down . jake : that 's what i was worried about . tad : no , before -- no , before i 'm supposed to say that , i 'm supposed to do the `` if anybody has an objection to this marriage , speak now , or forever hold your peace , blah , blah , blah . `` so -- david : that would be me . jake : are n't you supposed to be in jail ? david : jail is for the guilty , jake . i 'm guilty of nothing . you , on the other hand , look guilty as sin . amanda : jake and i love each other . why ca n't you just leave us alone ? david : you and jake , i could n't care less about . but my baby -- jake : do you think you 're going to stop this thing ? is that what you think ? david : some bogus marriage ceremony is not going to give you the right to step in and play daddy to my child . [ jake rushes forward and grabs david ] opal : oh ! [ scene_break ] erica : hi . i hope i 'm not interrupting . ryan : i kind of figured you 'd still be at the hospital . erica : well , ian is just about to come out from surgery , and i 'm going to go back as soon as they call me from the hospital . but before i do , i just wanted to straighten something out . ryan : i ca n't imagine what it is i could help you straighten out . if it 's anything to do with kendall -- erica : no . it has to do with another woman in your life . [ scene_break ] annie : why is this happening to me ? i was so close . i was so close . aidan : so close ? so close to what , annie ? tell me . annie . angie : is there a problem ? aidan : no , she 's still a bit out of it . annie : am i going to die ? is that why you 're here ? angie : oh , quite the opposite . i just got your lab results back , and the protocol i have you on should break this fever very soon . you 'll be back to your old self again . [ scene_break ] jesse : was there anybody else there that night that could corroborate your story ? liza : no . jesse : should we hold her for further questioning ? mr. north : no , that wo n't be necessary , but ms. colby will have to provide us with a new statement . liza : of course . mr. north : with one small addition . i 'll need you to confirm what you told us originally -- that you saw kendall hart slater on the terrace with a gun the night of the murder . that wo n't be a problem , will it ? liza : i 've already gone on record . mr. north : with two different stories , so the question remains . will you testify to seeing kendall , or am i going to have to start considering new suspects ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i feel like we 've spent half of ian 's life just waiting . how is he ? dr. sloane : a rock star . strong , stable , no complications , no problems . kendall : thank god , thank god . zach : thank you . dr. sloane : your son 's in recovery . i 'll let you know when you can see him . kendall : thank you so much . zach -- [ zach laughs ] kendall : oh , our son is ok . finally , he 's ok . ok , he 's coming home . he 's coming home . [ kendall and zach hug and kiss ] [ scene_break ] tad : hey ! jake : get out of this house ! david : get off me ! it 's my baby ! jake : get out of our house ! [ door shuts ] david : what , are you crazy ? krystal : hey , hey , hey ! what is going on ? david : what do you think is going on ? same old , same old -- these idiots are trying to kill me . tad : no ! david : you even breathe on me , and i will destroy you . amanda : stop . krystal : ok , listen . could anybody please explain to me what 's happening ? tad : i was trying to marry amanda and jake . krystal : oh , so you have -- you 're an ordained minister ? tad : yeah . i did it online . it was a snap . jake : why is n't he in jail ? why are n't you in jail ? david : well , it 's not easy , jake , considering the fact that the chief of police hates me as much as all of you do . ten brain cells among you and you still have n't figured out it 's going to take more than torches and pitchforks to keep me from my child . amanda : a stake through the heart and a silver bullet might do the trick . tad : yeah , i tell you -- that 's an excellent line , if i 've ever heard one . david : no , i 'm not going anywhere . krystal : you heard tad . leave . david : back in the fold , huh ? for how long ? until the next man comes along to save you from yourself ? tad : i really think that 's enough . david : oh , really ? and what are you going to do , padre , huh ? knock me out with one of your stupid jokes ? [ tad punches david in the face ] david : oh ! [ scene_break ] liza : i heard a gunshot . i saw the body . i took the letters , and i left , and that is exactly what you 'll get when you put me on the stand . mr. north : you 'll perjure yourself about seeing kendall . liza : kendall slater did n't do it , and i wo n't help you convict an innocent woman . mr. north : this could come back to bite you . liza : or not . listen , the slaters have already been through enough without me saying that i saw kendall on the terrace . jesse : well , that pretty much wraps it up . liza : so , am i free to go ? mr. north : for now . liza : it 's been a pleasure . jesse : if you 're so fired up about not hurting zach and kendall , why offer to help hayward ? liza : because everyone 's entitled to representation . jesse : by a lawyer who was at the crime scene , and has told -- i do n't know how many versions of what happened that night ? liza : as you can see , i am fully capable of representing david . jesse : but if he 's convicted , kendall 's in the clear . is n't that what you want ? marissa : oh , my god . is that why you volunteered to be david 's lawyer ? so you can throw the case and get him locked up ? liza : of course not . marissa : you want david to go down for stuart 's murder , just like everyone else in town . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , i 'll check on you later . annie : i was afraid i was going to die . silly . aidan : what did you mean earlier ? what are you so close to ? annie : you know , getting better . emotionally and mentally , i feel like it 's really possible , aidan . i feel like i can really make peace with the bad things that i 've done and the people that i 've hurt . i feel like , in a way , maybe saving adam 's life saved my own . [ scene_break ] erica : annie 's playing adam . ryan : that 's exactly what aidan said . of course , annie just dumped aidan . erica : annie dumped aidan because , even though aidan has all these special ops talents , he could n't give annie what she needs . adam has money , has power -- everything annie thinks she needs to avoid all the charges against her . ryan : why are you so interested in annie and adam ? is she encroaching on your territory ? erica : look , adam and i are friends . that 's it . anyway , adam would never look at a woman like annie . ryan : no , i 'm sure he would n't . erica : ryan , you really should n't take this so lightly . ryan : you know what , erica ? i 'm already tired of you telling me what i should and should n't do . now , annie -- [ spike talks ] ryan : is my ex - wife -- ex - life . and as long as emma is safe , that 's all i care about . erica : ok , well , you enjoy your bubble . but annie nearly killed me , and i believe she killed stuart . so i want her in prison where she belongs . ryan : and i 'm sure you 'll figure out a way to make that happen , because whatever erica kane wants , erica kane gets , right ? [ cell phone rings ] [ spike talks ] erica : excuse me . hello ? yes , and how is he ? oh , thank you . thank you very much . ian is out of surgery , and he 's doing well . ryan : oh , that 's so great . that 's great news . ian 's great . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh . zach : i 'm -- kendall : wow . zach : yeah . kendall : yeah . ok . that was -- that was kind of weird . that was kind of crazy , but i guess we are married again . zach : on paper . we 're married on paper , and we 'll do whatever it takes to make sure you 're there to watch ian grow up . kendall : and he is going to grow up , healthy and happy . zach : happy and healthy . that 's -- that 's the plan . erica : is n't it wonderful ian 's going to be ok ? he is going to be ok . zach : mm - hmm . ian 's going to be ok . kendall : yeah . it 's great -- it 's great . i need to get some air . erica : what happened ? oh , were you two fighting ? zach : no . we -- nothing happened . it 's just -- what happened is we 're not fighting . erica : oh , well , that 's wonderful . zach : you 're not going to ask me what 's going to happen next ? what 's the next -- erica : no . zach : nothing ? erica : no . i 'm just going to tell you that i am so happy that ian is coming home very soon . [ scene_break ] marissa : you want david to be nailed for a murder that he did n't commit so kendall slater can go free , and no one looks at you . liza : excuse me . he 's not here . if you have n't noticed , your father has been set free . no charges were brought against him , because i did my job . marissa : yeah . liza : so , go find him . go celebrate . marissa : no , maybe you got him off this time so he 'd trust you . if he does get arrested , i 'll make damn sure you 're not his lawyer . liza : yeah , you see , you are letting your emotions get involved again . you really do have to work on that . [ scene_break ] tad : sorry for the interruption . where was i ? david : this is ridiculous . now get me the hell out of this . krystal : calm down . tad : that 's right , the objection part . jake : just get to the kissing part , and then i 'll take over . tad : would you knock it off ? jake : go ahead . tad : i may be newly minted as a minister , but , you know , i take my job very seriously . there are steps to go through . david : yeah , right , expect when you 're punching out innocent bystanders . tad : yeah , i 'm sorry about that , dave . i just thought i was sort of speaking for the rest of the group . opal : amen to that . david : ok , look , why do n't we just get this over with ? pronounce them man and wife . it 's not going to make any difference . i 'm still going to have my child . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : why ca n't you just leave them alone ? david : i ca n't believe you of all people are supporting this . do n't you see that amanda 's making the same mistake you did ? marrying a martin , ' til boredom do you part ? [ opal sighs ] david : trust me . she 'll be out the door by breakfast , gagging . tad : gagging -- there 's an idea . mama , you want to do me the honors ? opal : that would be my eternal pleasure . david : what are you talking about ? what are you going to do ? opal : right here -- right there . [ opal stuffs david 's mouth with a hanky ] tad : excellent . excellent , excellent . all right , now , dearly beloved , we are gathered here today in the sight of god and man to join this man and woman in holy matrimony . [ scene_break ] annie : i 'm feeling really tired , aidan . [ aidan sighs ] erica : must be exhausting , trying to find new ways to help annie escape justice . aidan : annie 's had a rough time . erica : yeah , she 's been stabbed . there must be karma in this world , after all . aidan : she 's going to make a full recovery , just like you did , erica . erica : no , she 's going to prison , unless you help her escape again , or kidnap emma , or run off to parts unknown . aidan : annie has her own plans . erica : adam . aidan : it 's been a long day . erica : awfully convenient , was n't it ? that annie just happened to be at adam 's house the night that stuart was murdered ? aidan : annie saved adam 's life . erica : ok , let me tell you what i actually think happened here . i think you created this whole scenario so that annie could save adam , and adam would be so indebted to her that she could use his power and his money to help her buy her way out of a prison sentence that she so rightfully deserves . aidan : you and i might actually have something in common . erica : what , were you stabbed by annie , too ? aidan : i want her right where you do . in prison . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , man . how 's your boy doing ? zach : ian 's going to be ok . jesse : excellent . that 's good . zach : how 's frankie ? jesse : he 's hanging in there . thanks , man . zach : ok . jesse : listen , i just wanted to tell you that hayward has been released . zach : how can that be ? the footprint places him right where you said he was , where he did n't hear the gunshot . jesse : well , he 's now swearing that he heard the gunshot . he heard somebody running toward him , and he hid . zach : somebody -- kendall ? jesse : he claims he saw her fleeing the scene . zach : well , that 's not how she remembers it , and david is a liar . everybody knows that . what about the da ? he believes him ? jesse : well , it did n't hurt he 's got a bulldog attorney who claims -- zach : well , no . it 's stark . that 's the attorney . it 's stark . he 's not a bulldog . jesse : liza colby . zach : liza colby ? hayward hired liza ? jesse : she volunteered . liza : you know , it 's not what you think it is . [ scene_break ] tad : now , just do me a favor -- [ opal laughs ] tad : and promise to get some real rings , so in case kathy wants to play princess wedding , she can . jake : yeah . [ opal laughs ] jake : princess -- it 's a fitting thing . tad : jake . jake : yes . tad : do you -- jake : i do . tad : no , not yet . jake : i mean -- what ? it 's ok . well , hold on . i 've got something -- with this ring -- i 'll turn this one on . amanda : ok . jake : i take you , amanda -- actually , i have something to say first . can i ? tad : yeah . jake : ok . i feel like i 've already met my soulmate . i mean , you know , you 've become my best friend , and i would be honored -- really honored , if you 'd be my wife . and , of course -- of course , through sickness and health , and for richer and for poorer , and texting or twittering -- [ amanda giggles ] jake : more importantly , through all the novellas and gut - wrenching movie- thons , million cups of happiness tea , i want to stick with you . i want to be by your side , and for every night that you fall asleep in my arms , i promise that each and every morning , i will wake you up with a kiss on those beautiful , beautiful lips of yours , for as long as we 're both on the planet . tad : on the planet ? ok . what about you , amanda ? you want to give it a shot ? amanda : i did n't prepare anything . jake : it 's ok . opal : oh , honey . honey , your heart is ready . that 's all you need . amanda : i love you . your kindness , your passion , your honesty . with you , i feel like anything is possible as long as my hand is in yours . you make me feel safe and loved . true love . and you 're unpredictable and spontaneous and crazy , and it just makes me love you more and more every day . and i ca n't wait to wake up next to you every day of my life , and wonder what will happen next . i promise to love you , trust you , and learn to cook . jake : shut up , really ? you will ? you said it in front of these people , all right . opal : tad . tad , sweetheart , you 're up . tad : oh , yeah . no , that was a -- jake : cooking . tad : something stuck in my throat , that 's all . so , i guess , by the power vested in me by the world wide web , i now pronounce you man and wife . [ opal laughs as jake and amanda kiss ] [ scene_break ] [ kendall recalls kissing zach as she knocks on ryan 's door . meanwhile , he 's standing on his balcony , holding the green butterfly that reminds him of greenlee . ] [ scene_break ] tad : ah , yes . [ tad hugs amanda ] jake : all right , reverend , that 's my wife you got there . tad : no , it 's one of the perks of my new job . opal : oh , sweetie pie . [ opal hugs amanda ] jake : all right , that 's my wife you got there . opal : true love , it is all over your stars and your cards and your tea leaves . nothing but sunshine . oh , congratulations , mister . jake : thank you . opal : you done good . krystal : i 'm happy for you . jake : thank you . krystal : i know we 've had some problems . jake : well , you know what ? let 's -- what we 'll do is erase it , forget it . it 's all in the past . a fresh start . david : [ muffled talking ] get this out of my mouth now , please . tad : is there such a thing as a wedding piñata ? [ david 's muffled yelling ] david : [ muffled ] get me the heck out of here ! [ laughter ] tad : all right , because as a man of the cloth , i can afford to show some compassion . you going to play nice ? [ david laughs ] david : you all realize this is a farce , do n't you ? i mean , go ahead , marry this buffoon . it does n't mean my child is going to be raised under a martin roof . trust me . tad : you know , i 'll bet if we turn the other cheek , he 'll disappear . [ laughter ] david : why , tad the preacher . you 're all insane . krystal : it 's called love , david . this -- this is love -- real , solid , unconditional love . and you can fight it all you want . you can pull out every nasty trick you have in your bag , but you 're not going to win . david : hmm . krystal : not against this . david : ah , it sounds like the same fabulous love you could n't run away from fast enough . krystal : this child has a chance at a real family , david . so if you really love him , you 'll let him grow up healthy and happy , and walk away . david : i guess i should n't be surprised , huh ? i mean , you are the expert on that , are n't you ? you walked away from jenny in order to be with me . hell , you sold marissa because money was more important . so you 're in no position to lecture me or anyone else on the sanctity of family . you took both my daughters away from me and the home we could have provided . krystal : a home ? a home ? you know , that would have been nice , but i could n't find you . i did n't know who you were . ours was a one - night stand . no names , no date . just a wham - bam , and not even a `` thank you , ma'am . `` no , i did n't get the white house and the picket fence , and i thank god for that . because if babe and marissa had grown up with you as a father , no telling how much you would have twisted them . marissa : you never even gave us a chance . [ scene_break ] kendall : jackson . jackson : hey , kendall . i 'm sorry i startled you . kendall : i hope you do n't mind . greenlee gave me a key . jackson : no , no , no , come on in . i 'm just -- packing up her stuff . i 've been at this for months , and i never seem to get much done . i guess that 's because when all of this is gone , well , then , she 's gone . i 'm having a hard time dealing with that . kendall : i 'm sorry . jackson : what brings you here , anyway ? kendall : i just came to feel closer to greenlee . jackson : listen , i 'm only good for one box a day , so let me get this closed up , and i 'll get out of your way . listen , by the way , i should tell you this . i talked to the da 's office . they brought hayward in for questioning , but they released him . kendall : so that makes me the number - one suspect . jackson : with a bullet , as they say . you should pardon the pun . you ok ? kendall : yeah , yeah . sure . jackson : ok . [ kendall picks up a framed photo of herself hugging greenlee ] [ scene_break ] zach : how are you doing ? so you decided to defend hayward and to get him off ? liza : that was n't the plan . zach : what was the plan , liza ? liza : i was going to throw the case . yeah , i was , but david blew it up . he told the da and jesse that he saw me standing over stuart 's body , and north got very interested . he let david go , and he started grilling me . zach : what did you say ? liza : well , i admitted that david was right . i was exactly where he said i was . i did n't say anything about kendall . you have to believe me . zach : of course , i have to believe you . because if i did n't believe you , then everybody would know that this is not a real baby . now , let 's recap . as long as you remember not to see kendall anywhere near the terrace , you have my silence . [ scene_break ] erica : aidan . you do n't really expect me to believe that you want annie locked up . i mean , you 've gone to extremes to help her escape repeatedly . aidan : i was wrong , ok ? i thought that if i could help her out and give her some love and attention and some stability , that she would get better . erica : i see . only she 's spending all her time with adam . so , are your feelings hurt ? aidan : ever since she saved adam 's life , she 's got everyone convinced that she 's better , but i think she 's crazy . and she needs to be locked up where she can get help . and she needs to stay away from adam chandler , because he 's dangerous . erica : adam ? annie 's the one who 's killed people . she 's threatened people . she has attacked people . i have the scars to prove it . aidan : annie 's vulnerable . erica : i think you 're the one who 's insane . aidan : adam has an angle , erica . i do n't know what it is . i do n't know what he wants . but annie -- if she gets hurt , i do n't think she 's going to come back from it . erica : annie 's the one who 's playing games . she knows that she 's facing decades in prison . well , you know what ? adam ca n't make that go away . adam is the one who is vulnerable . he just lost stuart , and colby moved out of his house . i do n't want annie to take advantage of him . aidan : no one 's taking advantage of adam chandler . erica : you just keep annie as far away from adam as possible . and then , there wo n't be a problem . aidan : if you care so much about adam chandler , well , then , you should tell him to back off . otherwise , you 'll both have me to answer to . [ scene_break ] marissa : you tied him up ? tad : yep . gagged him , too . marissa : oh , my god , are you ok ? david : yeah , i 'm fine . they 're just a bunch of idiots . marissa : are you kidding ? ranting about what a monster david is , and you pull something like this ? jake : he came in here trying to stop a wedding . marissa : well , you tied him up ! you tried to strip him of his license . you tried to put him in prison for a murder he did n't commit . you -- all of you , the way you gang up on him . david : thank you . thank you . thank you for defending me , but it 's not going to make any difference . but thank you . so , i guess congratulations are in order . oh , well . enjoy the honeymoon . it 's not going to last . jake : we 're registered at lacey 's . i 'd love a crock pot or something . tad : time to crank up the music and dance a little bit . marissa : ok , before you all celebrate the big day , just tell me . why do you have to torture david ? i mean , maybe if you just left him alone , he 'd -- opal : eat up all of pine valley . amanda : i get he 's your father , but you 've seen what he 's capable of . krystal : wait a minute . i thought you were on jake and amanda 's side . i thought you wanted them to keep this baby . marissa : yeah , so why not convict him of a murder he did n't commit , just because it would make your lives easier ? that 's pretty sick . now you guys keep screaming about how you 're the victims . from what i 've seen , david could be screaming the same thing , too . krystal : you know what ? could i just talk to you for a second , please ? marissa : oh -- krystal : no , please . please , marissa . come on . marissa : so , what ? is this where you tell me that big bad david is sucking me in ? i have no will , and i 'm brainwashed ? krystal : it happened to me , and it happened to amanda . david has a way of drawing you in when you 're vulnerable . babe died , your parents died . you think it 's just the two of you against the world . and you think you have it all under control , but before you know it , you 're giving up everything to help him , to be with him , to fight for him . marissa , he was drugging me , all right ? and all of a sudden , i lost everything -- everything that mattered to me -- jenny and tad . marissa : well , lucky for me , i do n't have much to lose . i 've lost my parents , my birth mother sold me . my birth father actually seems to care about how i feel and what i want . krystal : and you feel special and needed and loved . but then one day , you wake up and you realize you 've been used . i have been there , marissa . and i am terrified that if you do n't wake up and see who david is , that he 's going to hurt you the same way he hurt me . [ scene_break ] kendall : remember all the plans we had ? it would be you and ryan , and me and zach , and our kids . one big happy , messy family . well , the messy part of that 's there , but the happy -- not so much . you swore zach and i would be forever . now look at us . look at me . you were hardly gone , and ryan and i -- you know . i mean , it just kind of happened . it did , and i told myself that you would be happy that ryan and i were together . but i guess maybe that 's so that i would n't feel so guilty . we love each other -- we do , so much , ryan and i . but there 's something in the way . and i think it might be you . i mean , ryan loves me . i know he does , but ... ok , here 's the deal . i kissed zach today . i did -- i kissed him . and it felt so good . it felt good , ok ? i do n't know . how can you go and die on me ? how can you do that ? especially when i need you right now to tell me to stop being so stupid . and to just tell me for once in my life to just shut up and be happy , instead of looking for -- i do n't even know what . help me , greenlee . give me a sign . just tell me it 's ok . [ ryan walks into greenlee 's apartment ] [ scene_break ] marissa : i do n't want to hear about how david 's using me , all right ? i 've already lost one father . i 'm not going to dump this one because everyone in town has it in for him . krystal : i 'm just concerned about you . marissa : david 's tough . yeah , i get that , but there 's good in him . jake : oh , she 's slipping to the dark side . marissa : what ? no , i am giving him a chance , actually . i 'm smart . i 'm strong . i know what i 'm doing . and maybe -- just maybe i 'll get through to him , talk him down , help him to make better choices . jake : that 's very honorable , but david is like a black hole . he 'll suck you in and spit you right out . amanda : this is my fault . you were trying to help us , and now you 're getting tangled into david 's crazy -- marissa : look , i am not a victim . i know what i 'm doing . congratulations . krystal : marissa -- tad : it 's her choice , krystal . maybe she can save david . maybe she can save us all . [ scene_break ] david : liza . i did n't get to thank you earlier . liza : you do n't have to thank me . david : oh , are you kidding ? no charges , free man . wow , you 're one hell of an attorney . liza : that 's true , but it did n't hurt your case to drop that little bomb about me standing over stuart 's body . david : i was just telling the truth . how about you ? why did n't you try it on for size ? liza : i do n't know what you 're talking about . david : oh , come on . you were n't signing on to help me . you 're with that pack of whiners who 's trying to keep me from my baby . liza : that 's ridiculous . i 'm impartial . david : really ? liza : yes . david : the hell you are . you were trying to get me thrown in jail for stuart 's murder , so i would n't get to be with my child . and what better way than to throw the case ? i go down , you 're the hero . liza : let go of my arm . david : i do n't forget when people try to play me for a fool , especially when my children are involved . [ liza grunts ] david : are you all right ? the baby ? are you all right ? liza : you leave my baby alone , and you leave me the hell alone . [ scene_break ] erica : hello , annie . oh , it hurts , does n't it ? to be stabbed . and the blood -- oh , there 's so much blood . annie : leave me alone . there is a cop outside my door . erica : i 'm not going to hurt you . i just want to talk . annie : i 'm sorry that i stabbed you , erica . i was not myself then . i was very troubled . i was thinking all sorts of crazy thoughts . i -- i did n't even know that it was you when i hurt you . erica : stabbed me . annie : but i 'm better now . lots of people say that i 'm better . ryan even let me talk to emma on the phone . erica : oh , on the phone ? how wonderful . annie : and i want to keep getting better . there are a lot of things i want to do . i have a reason to live now . erica : is that reason adam chandler ? he wo n't be enough to keep you going , annie , once you 're in prison where you belong . [ scene_break ] kendall : what are you doing here ? ryan : it 's a full moon . sometimes on nights like this , i come here to -- kendall : to feel closer to greenlee ? [ ryan sighs ] ryan : yeah . i have n't been able to let her go . kendall : i have n't asked you to . ryan : i 'm trying . but she just -- she creeps in , you know ? kendall : i understand . ryan : because it 's the same with zach , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] zach : it 's going to be all right , son . it 's going to be all right . you 're going to mend . get strong and healthy . and be with your mom and dad .
at the police station the d.a . questions liza concerning the night of stuart 's murder . at the hospital , kendall and zach get very good news concerning ian and his surgery . kendall and zach are overjoyed that they hug and kiss . at tad 's home , a fight breaks out between jake and david when david tries to stop jake and amanda 's wedding . krystal comes rushing in to find tad trying to separate jake and david . david begins to make insulting remarks which ends up with tad hitting david in the mouth . at the police station , liza makes a statement about the night that stuart was killed . the wedding between jake and amanda goes on as planned with david tied up in a chair and gagged . marissa comes in to find david tied up and gagged . marissa , promptly , unties david . marissa begins to lash out at tad and the others for their treatment of david . at the hospital , erica is than a little concerned over adam being so close to annie .erica lets ryan know that she feels that annie had killed stuart . erica gets good news about ian . despite david 's protests , jake and amanda marry .
amanda : oh ! everyone is having such a good time . this is officially the best wedding ever . jake : well -- `` todos los niños , `` the episode where marcos and consuelos got married , paolo busts in at the end . that was n't anything like this wedding . this is the best ever ! amanda : ever ! [ scene_break ] tad : well , they have n't killed each other yet , so i guess that 's something . colby : happy occasion . public place , i -- well , i figured it was a good time to try . tad : you mean just like throw 'em together and see if they can work it out . colby : yeah , pretty much , yeah . tad : eh , might not be such a bad idea . there 's a whole lot of hope going around . hard not to get swept up in it . [ scene_break ] liza : so tell me again why exactly we 're dancing . damon : 'cause it 's like a wedding , you 're supposed to have fun . liza : ah , right . i thought it was your opportunity to show me those pictures again . the ones that you 're holding over my head . damon : yeah , that 's what i 'm talking about . that 's the really fun part . liza : ha ha . [ scene_break ] jesse : angela , baby , what 's wrong ? angie : i do n't know . jesse : well , your feet almost just came out from under you . angie : i know . i do n't know what happened . i just -- i felt dizzy and a little nauseous , almost as if everything got -- jesse : got what ? angie : blurry . [ scene_break ] natalia : you are welcome to meet with your lawyer , but you do realize that 's pointless . david : yeah . we 'll see about that . natalia : well , you 're stuck here until chief hubbard can figure out the problem with the paperwork . david : right . you know , it 's funny how that paperwork just seemed to get held up in time for jake and amanda 's do - over wedding . natalia : well , maybe if you had n't have picked a fight with the groom last night , you would n't be locked up . david : jake gave as good as he got , yet i do n't see him anywhere near here . natalia : huh . must have been a clerical error . david : you do realize that it 's illegal to lock someone up indefinitely ? natalia : yeah . i learned something about that while i was studying for my detective 's exam . you can ask your lawyer about it when they get here . david : as you can see , i did n't call a lawyer . i called my dear friend mayor blanco . hello , iris . thank you for coming . let me introduce you to officer natalia fowler . natalia : your honor . david : i do n't think she voted for you . [ scene_break ] jesse : all right , baby , do n't move . i 'm gon na go get you some water , ok ? on second thought , i do n't think i 'm gon na go anywhere , all right ? [ scene_break ] krystal : if you want to sit this one out -- jackson : sorry . i just keep thinking that erica is not gon na miss the deadline i gave her to come home . krystal : she already did . jackson : i know that . tell me something , how does somebody as famous as erica kane just disappear ? does n't make any sense . [ scene_break ] ryan : what do you mean you know what happened to erica ? greenlee : i know why she is n't here . ryan : how ? greenlee : it does n't matter how . ryan : so wait a minute . what are you saying ? you know where she 's hiding out until , what , the miranda scandal blows over ? greenlee : do you think erica would voluntarily run and hide from a crisis ? ryan : voluntarily ? greenlee , look at me . look at me . what did you do ? greenlee : this is not about what i did , what anyone did . all that matters is that erica 's out there and -- ryan : and ? and what ? greenlee : nothing . ryan : no , not nothing . do n't shut down on me , not now . greenlee : stop . ryan : no . i 'm not gon na stop until i get a straight answer from you . what happened to erica ? jake : hello . you guys all right ? having fun ? ryan : yes . amanda : hi . thank you guys again so much for finding my ring . jake : yes , that was nice work . amanda : oh , it was great work . you really saved me . jake : watch the dress . watch -- watch -- greenlee : i ca n't do this . ryan : yes , you can . yes , you can . greenlee , please , look at me . you can tell me anything , ok ? you can . greenlee : why ? so you can jump to horrible conclusions about me like you always do ? ryan : what -- what are you -- greenlee : forget it , ryan . leave me alone . [ scene_break ] krystal : i , uh , i hate to stick my nose where it does n't belong , but everyone thinks that erica took off 'cause she stole money from her daughter 's charity . well , listen , the one person who can benefit the most from that little scenario , i 'm sorry , it 's greenlee . jackson : so you 're asking me if i think greenlee 's behind all this ? if i believe my daughter 's the one that set erica up ? krystal : it 's a tough question . jackson : yeah , it is , but it 's an even tougher answer . [ scene_break ] iris : the chief of police ca n't bother to pick up his phone , i 'll take answers from you . exactly how long were you planning to detain dr. hayward without access to counsel ? natalia : your honor -- iris : you are familiar with the united states constitution , are you not , officer fowler ? natalia : yes , ma'am . iris : then you know the phrase , due process . natalia : of course i -- iris : i do n't think you do because if you did , dr. hayward would have been , what , arraigned last night along with the other participant in this altercation , dr. jake martin . natalia : yes , ma'am . iris : does chief hubbard make it a habit of using this department to settle his personal scores ? natalia : absolutely not . there was a mix up in paperwork . iris : well , maybe i should launch my own investigation -- natalia : no . iris : get down to the bottom of what really happened ? natalia : that will not be necessary . iris : you know , for years dr. hayward has been a generous supporter of my campaigns , but that is not why i 'm here . i 'm here to make it clear that i expect every citizen in pine valley to receive fair and equal treatment under the law . so now i 've got a city to run . but i 'll be waiting for those answers . in the meantime , i suggest that you straighten up this mix - up , brush up on your constitution . david : mmm . gee , i hope i did n't get you in trouble . [ scene_break ] jesse : you still dizzy ? angie : no . jesse : vision still blurred ? angie : no . jesse : how many fingers i got up ? angie : 12 . jesse : come on , baby , this is serious . one minute , we 're out there dancing , the next thing , you 're trying to fall out . angie : listen , i just felt a little light - headed , that 's all . jesse : any idea what caused it ? angie : no , not exactly , but whatever this was , it seems to have passed . jesse : ah -- hey , wait . where you going ? angie : uh , chief hubbard , they 're playing our song . jesse : i 'm sorry , baby , but that was n't just a dizzy spell . you said you were nauseous , things were blurry . i want you to see a doctor . angie : i am a doctor . now , do n't you think if this was really something to worry about , i would be the first to know ? [ scene_break ] liza : you know , those pictures you took were a violation of my privacy . damon : you were n't worried about your privacy when you brought me back to your apartment . liza : i was drunk . i needed a ride home . damon : no . you pretended to be drunk so that i would take you home , and then you just needed a little help taking off your clothes . liza : ok , you keep your voice down . damon : are you afraid that colby 's gon na find out how you tried to set me up ? make her think i was trying to get you into bed ? i can just see it . colby walks in , sees us together , bam ! she dumps me . liza : you do not belong with my daughter . damon : what you pulled was , like , really hardcore . i 'm just glad i have a little evidence in case you ever try something like that again . liza : you know what ? i 'd rather take my chances than stand here or dance with you one more second . damon : why not ? i 'm actually -- i actually really like this song . liza : ah . do you really think that those pictures in your pocket are gon na guarantee you a future with my daughter ? you know , with or without me , you are gon na blow it just like you 've blown it with everybody else in your life . damon : i 'm not gon na screw it up with colby , and i 'm not gon na screw it up with tad . they have believed in me more than anyone else i 've ever known . liza : right . but see , they 're wrong . damon : you know , i do n't really like the idea of you dating my dad . liza : mm . damon : you are just a really bad influence . [ scene_break ] colby : so my mom told me you may be back to an official couple , huh ? tad : well , we 're giving it another shot . colby : well , good . tad : i do n't know where it 's gon na go , and at this point , i do n't care . i 'm just glad we 're trying . [ scene_break ] jackson : when i 'd heard what happened at fusion , i must admit , though i hate to , that the first thing that went through my head was that greenlee might be involved . i mean , after all , she 's at war with erica . krystal : and she 's married to david . jackson : and she 's married to david . good point . but even if erica was losing this ridiculous competition , she would never siphon money from the miranda center . it 's a ludicrous accusation . krystal : has greenlee admitted to anything ? jackson : no , no . but she sees what this is doing to me , how it 's tearing me up , and she knows that i want to take it to the next level with erica , so i 'm sure she would n't let me just twist in the wind . i 'm sure she would n't . [ scene_break ] frankie : oh , boo . get your butt off the wall . randi : seriously , why are n't you out there ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you ca n't drop a bomb on me like that and end the conversation . look , you can trust me , greenlee . you can tell me anything . greenlee : not here . this is their day . i do n't want to ruin it . [ scene_break ] jackson : did you see greenlee just run out of here ? krystal : yeah . saw her and i felt the breeze . jackson : and that look on her face , what was that ? krystal : i do n't know . jackson : me either , but i 'm gon na find out . excuse me . [ scene_break ] frankie : you ok ? madison : guess ryan had to go . randi : i 'm sure he 'll be right back . madison : well , if not , more cake for us , right ? [ scene_break ] damon : i mean , now that i have a new dad , should have his back , right ? same way he 's got mine . does he even know the kind of person he 's getting involved with ? the crazy things you 're doing behind his back ? liza : i 'm never going to stop protecting my daughter -- or apologize for it . damon : even if it breaks her heart ? liza : yes . yes , even if it breaks her heart because you , you 're gon na hurt her worse than i ever could . you 're gon na crush her the same way that tad did to me all those years ago , and i 'll tell you something , i still feel that like it was yesterday . if i close my eyes , i feel the pain , i feel the humiliation -- damon : what did tad do to you that was so terrible ? did he stand you up ? did he ditch you at the prom . liza : ok . you know what ? forget that because now you 've made me into my mother . damon : your mother ? what did she do ? liza : never mind . damon : what , did she -- did she try and get tad in trouble by fooling around with him ? what , did she sleep with him ? wait , wait , wait . your mom slept with tad ? there 's no way . liza : i 'm done with this . i 'm done with this . i 'm done with you . [ scene_break ] jake : we just need to take one little minute because it is time -- amanda : to cut the cake . jake : to cut the cake . [ cheering and applause ] jake : oh , yes ! that 's a beauty . she 's a beauty . all right -- amanda : oh , wait , wait ! jake : what is it ? what ? amanda : it 's so pretty , i do n't want to ruin it . jake : we 're not ruining it , babe . we 're gon na eat it . we 're gon na eat it . amanda : ok , ok . all right . oh , wait , wait . make sure we save a piece 'cause we need to put it in the freezer so we can eat it on our first anniversary . jake : ok , but tonight really is our first anniversary . amanda : our first anniversary 's anniversary , then . jake : well , anniversary anniversary . you 're lucky i know how to read whatever you 're saying to people . all right , are we ready to cut this cake ? amanda : yes ! jake : here we go ! [ crowd oohing and ahing ] jake : nice . hold that one second . thank you very much . here you go . for you . amanda : mmm . jake : mm - hmm . you like that ? amanda : oh , my god , that 's so good . jake : is that right ? amanda : ok . jake : all right . amanda : mmm ! [ laughter ] jake : wow . amanda : what ? come on . jake : wow . amanda : i have n't had cake in forever . get your own piece . [ laughter ] jake : aw , man . amanda : all right , all right , i 'm just kidding , i 'm just kidding . tad : get him , honey . get him . oh , yeah ! [ applause and cheering ] jake : it is good ! [ scene_break ] david : what are you , the gatekeeper ? krystal : if i have to be . david : get out of my way , krystal . krystal : i can not believe after what happened last night that you have the nerve to show up here . david : i 'm just looking for my wife . krystal : well , you 're looking in the wrong place because she left . david : why would she leave in the middle of the reception ? krystal : i do n't know . you 'd have to ask ryan . they left together . i think it had something to do with that erica mess . now , jack has too much faith in his daughter to believe that she 's behind it , but i learned the hard way . when you 're involved , all bets are off . amanda : yum ! aw . give him some . jake : what , there you go . and that , little buddy , is the icing on the cake . oh , ho ho ! [ applause and laughter ] jake : he likes it . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok . we 're alone now . you can tell me what happened . greenlee , where is erica ? greenlee : i do n't know . ryan : well , you know something . because erica 's missing , she 's gone , and you hinted that it 's not by choice . greenlee : you know , erica , she 's like -- she 's like this force of nature , you know . she 's always on the attack . i mean , she acts like she owns the world and you 're just living in it . when i came back , you know , she had my company and you -- ryan : greenlee , tell me what happened . greenlee : when the fusion scandal broke , erica was in west virginia picking up palmer 's will , and she got on a plane to come home , and the plane never made it back . ryan : what ? what happened ? did it crash ? greenlee , just tell me what the hell 's going on here . what is going on ? did the plane cra -- how do you know about this when nobody else knows ? was it you ? did you cause the plane to go down ? so erica got on a plane and never made it home . can you please explain that to me ? greenlee : i 've told you what i know . ryan : no , no . you have n't really told me anything at all , greenlee . you have n't told me how the plane went down . how do you -- how do you know this information ? greenlee : it does n't matter . jackson : it matters to me . i want you to look me in the eye and tell me everything you know . greenlee : dad -- jackson : tell me erica 's all right . [ scene_break ] jesse : baby , you sure you do n't want to go to the hospital ? angie : i am sure . listen , sweetheart , i just ca n't keep up with you on a dance floor like i used to . jesse : no , you keep up just fine . but i think maybe it 's time we took a little breather anyway , huh ? angie : honey , would you stop ? come on , forget it . look , we 're out , we 're having fun , the first time in i do n't know how long . and we even both agreed to turn off our cell phones . now , we deserve this . let 's enjoy it . ok ? amanda : all right , all my single ladies , get your single little booties out here , because somebody 's not gon na be single for much longer . angie : chief , you better get ready . i 've seen this turn ugly . damon : seems like a good time to get out of here , huh ? colby : are you kidding ? this is the best part . damon : what , it 's not like you want to catch it , right ? colby : watch me . frankie : ahem . madison : what are you doing ? frankie : she said all single ladies . madison : i do n't think so . randi : oh , no , no , no . you need to get out there and throw some elbows . it 'll be fun . madison : that 's easy for you to say . he already put a ring on it . amanda : ok , you guys , i 'm just gon na give a few ground rules before i make the toss , all right ? there will be no pushing , no hair pulling , and no wrestling , all right ? jake : do it already ! your flowers are wilting . amanda : all right , all right . ok . here we go . 1 , 2 , 3 ! liza : ok . uh - huh . [ everyone cheers when liza catches the bouquet ] jake : nice ! but hold on a second . we 're not done yet . my brother , thank you . come on over here . amanda : oh -- jake : have a seat , huh ? i need a little love and support on this one , all right ? all right . [ music plays ] amanda : ha ha ! nice , honey . tad : do n't hurt him . amanda : how could i say no ? [ oohing and ahing ] [ hooting ] woman : oh , doctor . jake : i know . woman : oh , doctor . jake : you never know . hold it . oh ! what is going on ? hang on . amanda : what ? jake : oh ! silliness . silliness . all right , i do n't mind if i do . where is everything located ? amanda : that tickles . jake : i need some -- i need some help . amanda : are n't you a doctor ? jake : holy cow ! sorry ! it 's -- ah ! [ applause when jake pulls the garter off amanda ] jake : exhausting ! all right , ok , all right , up you go , honey . there you go . fellas ! yeah ? no . fellas ! tad : what ? jake : got it . you lined up ? you ready to rock this ? tad : where are you going ? krystal : oh , here come the men . amanda : get out of the way . jake : oh ! [ applause when tad catches the garter ] damon : woo - hoo ! amanda : yay ! ruth : i think the fix is in . the fix is in . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , do n't you understand . i 'm telling you this for a reason . ryan : telling -- telling us what exactly ? greenlee : stop questioning me . i 've said everything i have to say . ryan : we need more information . greenlee : find erica . that 's what 's important now . jackson : you 're right . that 's what 's important . i have one other thing that 's kind of important to me . what was your role in all of this greenlee ? because me , the police , the sec , and all the reporters on the planet have been looking for erica , but you -- you knew she was n't just hiding out somewhere , did n't you ? you knew there was something wrong . you knew there was something very wrong and you kept quiet ! why ? greenlee : i did n't know the whole time . jackson : you knew longer than we did . and i have to ask myself , now , how the hell is that possible ? unless , of course , you had something to do with this ! greenlee : i hate erica , but i would never , ever hurt her . jackson : i do n't know if i believe that . greenlee : you know me . you both do . i 'm not a -- ryan : not a what ? greenlee , what ? greenlee : erica is out there . she needs help . go find her . jackson : is she alive ? is erica alive ? tell me . greenlee : you are wasting time . go ! ryan : fine , fine . i will call jesse , ok ? i 'm gon na call jesse . jackson : i was standing there , right there , you standing next to me when i told you that i was going to ask erica to marry me again , and you said nothing ! greenlee : i 'm sorry . jackson : sorry ? well , i hope you 're sorry enough to accompany me to her funeral . greenlee : do n't give up , dad , please . jackson : then give me a reason to hope . greenlee , tell me what the hell is going on here , and tell me what that son of a bitch husband of yours has to do with this . [ scene_break ] angie : baby , what 's wrong ? jesse : baby , i 'm sorry , but i got to go . it 's an emergency . angie : what happened ? jesse : i 'll explain to you later when i understand it more . listen , do me a favor and tell jake and amanda congratulations and i 'm sorry i got to go . and you take it easy , huh ? angie : mm . all right , do n't worry about me . jesse : all right . [ scene_break ] jake : i do n't know if it 's me , but i think people want to go , and i think they want to bail . amanda : i would n't mind bailing considering our honeymoon starts right after we leave . jake : really ? amanda : been a while since we -- jake : yeah , all right , i get it . i got it . ok , people , uh , if i can , i think it 's time to go , all right ? it is . it 's time to go . i do have one little thing . hold on a second . if i could just get a minute of your time . you . come on over here . stay right here . and you . frankie : yeah . tad : wh - wh - what do you think -- what do you think -- jake : hold on a second . liza : jake , no , really . i do n't think that -- jake : you 're on . tad : you are so gon na regret this . jake : oh , really ? just go ahead . amanda : whoo ! man : all right . the tadster . [ applause ] tad : you 're really gon na make me do this in front of ma ? jake : what ? in front of mom ? yeah , it 's a tradition . i had two drinks . it 's a tradition . yes , you have to do it . ruth : your brother 's right . jake : ha ! ma said it 's , you know , i 'm right . and also , you have to do it with your teeth . [ oohing ] tad : do n't push it . liza : ahem . [ hooting ] colby : the higher it goes , the better luck jake and amanda will have in their marriage . [ hooting ] amanda : higher . higher ! liza : ok , i think we 're good . i think we 're really good . tad : yeah . [ tad and liza kiss ] jake : well , i certainly hope so . what is happening ? all right , listen , everybody , if i may , um , first of all we ca n't thank you enough for coming out and being with us and spending this beautiful , beautiful time and helping us celebrate . you know , for me , i -- a lot of you know i kicked around this planet for a long time , and i was just gon na come into town , and i do n't know , live on some people 's couches , live out of a suitcase , then go about my way and back on my journey , but instead my life actually began 'cause of this lady right here . this woman became my best friend , my wife , my family , and i owe you everything , so thank you all very much . we want you to eat and drink and have a great time , just , you know , do n't come looking for us for , like a week , 'cause we 're gon na be busy . we love you all . we love you all . amanda : sorry . ruth : oh -- amanda : oh , please , ruth , take care of our little angel for us . ruth : oh , i will . i wish your father could have been here to see this . jake : oh , you just keep him up to date , tell him everything , and tell him about tad and the garter . that 's important . all right ? i love you , mom . thank you . ruth : it 's a promise . amanda : come here . ruth . oh -- [ amanda hugs and kisses ruth ] amanda : thank you , mom . ruth : yes . yes . amanda : all right . jake : see you later ! [ applause ] [ hooting ] jake : we love you guys ! [ scene_break ] jesse : so erica 's plane is missing ? ryan : that 's all we know , jesse . that 's it . we do n't know . the pilot did n't file a flight plan , ok . jackson : missing . what does that mean , greenlee ? i mean , planes do n't disappear . they either land safely or they crash , but you do n't have any more to say on that , do you ? jesse : what about hayward ? jackson : another subject she does n't have anything more to say about . jesse : all right , we can do this either here or down at the station . it 's your choice . we may not know much yet , but as of now , i have an attempted murder or worse to investigate . ryan : you could n't just go find erica . you had to call in the cavalry . jesse : well , i guess that means we 're going downtown . shall we ? greenlee : dad -- jackson : get out of my sight . i ca n't do this . i ca n't sit here , make phone calls and wait ! i got to do something . ryan : jack , we do n't know anything yet , ok ? it might not be as bad as we think . jackson : or it could be worse . boy , life is funny , huh , ryan ? i mean , i grieve for my daughter for a year . she miraculously returns and does this to the woman i love . ryan : i know it 's difficult , jack . i know it 's difficult , but try not to jump to any conclusions until we know the whole story , ok ? really . let 's go down to the station . jackson : no , no , no . i ca n't . i ca n't be in the same room with greenlee . i 'm gon na focus on finding erica 's plane . but you , she might talk to you . would you please go down there and see what you can do ? please ? ryan : i 'll do my best . jackson : thank you . krystal : hi . ryan : hi . krystal : i figured i 'd take a chance and see if you were here . can i help ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] randi : do n't worry . she 'll be ok . frankie : i 'll be right back . so , uh , i 'm not trying to get all up in your business , but since you came to me for advice , ryan 's not the kind of guy that -- madison : i know exactly what kind of a guy ryan is . i 'm sure whatever he had to go to was important . frankie : yeah , well , you know , it 's too early to go home , and weddings always make me hungry afterwards . you ? madison : oh , no . no . frankie : see , nope . no arguments . you 're coming with us . come on . come on . [ scene_break ] liza : ahem . whew . tad : hey . i hope i did n't embarrass you too much back there . liza : it takes a lot to embarrass me . tad : you know , if i have n't said it enough , you really are beautiful . especially that right leg of yours . liza : ha . tad : liza , come on . knock it off , all right ? relax . they 're still here . so i guess they were n't planning on using the reception as an excuse to sneak out . liza : ok , tad , tad , please . tad : now just a second . it 's a fact , right ? i 'm just saying maybe you were wrong . maybe damon is n't such a bad kid after all . he 's certainly not as bad as you thought . ha ! what the hell , i mean , you were dancing with him for so long . i mean , you must have been having some fun . liza : mmm . loads . [ scene_break ] jesse : yeah , i 'll have more information soon . all right . well , that was the faa . they want to know about erica 's plane , too . greenlee : i have nothing more to say . jesse : how you play this , that 's your call . but not for nothing , a little help right now will go a long way not only for erica but for you , too . this thing is getting real ugly , real quick . you dig yourself in any deeper , you might not be able to dig out . ryan : do the right thing , greenlee . greenlee : he should n't be here . he 's not a cop . ryan : no , i 'm not a cop , but i am the person that you confided in . why ? you knew if you told me something this big that i would not let it go . you told me for a reason , greenlee . greenlee : so you 'd find erica . ryan : you could have told some stranger in west virginia or you could have called in anonymously to the police , but you did n't . you told me because i would n't let it go . we 're right here , exactly where you knew we would be . so please just tell us about the plane . tell us . tell us about erica . greenlee : you 're wasting your time . you should be searching for her . jesse : think about what i said . your time is running out . [ scene_break ] [ amanda and jake go to the honeymoon suite , drop on to the bed , and start to tear their clothes off as they kiss . afterwards , they lie next to each other ] jake : terrible day ? amanda : the worst . amanda : ahh . what an incredible way to end the most incredible day of my life . jake : ahh . and i think it 's just beginning , actually . amanda : wait . i want to know . i want to know if you think it worked . jake : oh , i think everything worked . everything 's working just fine . amanda : no . i 'm talking about the wedding . you know , i was hoping to encourage people to know that there are infinite possibilities out there , infinite love . jake : yeah , infinite . amanda : yeah , it 's a big word . you want to look it up ? jake : no , no . i got it . i got it . infinite . no . i think -- i think our wedding worked just perfectly . i saw a lot of happy faces , but none really as happy as this one . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . that was some strike that amanda threw your way . come to think of it , jake 's aim was pretty good , too . liza : well , it hardly seems fair i ended up with both prizes and , what , you ended up with nothing . tad : well , i did have to give up the garter , that 's true , but i would n't say that i ended up with nothing . you know what i mean ? liza : so , uh , we really gon na do this , give it another go despite the risks ? tad : oh , hell , yeah . you know what they say . no risks , no reward . look at the bright side , i 'd say that the wedding tradition gods are certainly on our side , so -- what 's standing in our way ? [ scene_break ] damon : everybody is gone . colby : i know , but i do n't want it to end . i love weddings . i love the dresses and the flowers and the mood . it 's just so -- well , it 's so hopeful , you know ? something that i have n't felt in my life in a long time . hey , damon , can i tell you something ? damon : sure . colby : so when amanda was throwing the bouquet , this -- well , this huge force just came over me . damon : what force ? colby : well , i did n't just reach for the bouquet . i wanted it . bad . who knew ? damon : heh heh . [ scene_break ] angie : these charts go back to the file room , and this goes back up to the lab , ok , and i need a complete supply check done , all right ? and did i mention i need this done by the end of the night ? nurse : yes . angie : oh , and listen , one more thing . i need a update on ramón gutierrez , the little boy that i assisted the other day . nurse : you saved his life . angie : has anyone been able to track him down ? nurse : nah . the computers are still a mess . i 'll try again . angie : all right . thank you . nurse : i do n't know how you do it , dr. hubbard . the last wedding i went to , i came home and collapsed . angie : well , i could . i should . but i wo n't . if you got it , you got it . nurse : ha ha ! woman over p.a . : dr. forest , dial 118 please . dr. forest , please dial 118 . [ angie anxiously looks at her face in a small mirror ] [ scene_break ] jackson : i 've called every aviation authority that there is and nobody knows anything . krystal : and greenlee -- jackson : greenlee has made her choice . she has picked a side . she will not be helping us find erica . krystal : where are you going ? jackson : west virginia . it 's the last place erica was seen . i 'm -- no matter where she is , i 'm gon na find her . i 'm gon na bring her back no matter how long it takes . krystal , do me a favor , will you ? go back to the office and cancel all my appointments , please . krystal : listen , jackson , i 'm sorry , but you 're just gon na have to get somebody else to make your phone calls . i 'm going with you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i saw you at the wedding , greenlee , trying to help amanda and jake , and i saw something -- greenlee : you saw what you wanted to see . ryan : maybe i did . david : why is n't this getting through ? i 've already been released , for crying out loud . jesse : i 'll be right back . david : have n't we already been through this ? officer : and we missed you so much , we decided to bring you back . david : boy , you are out of control . i do have rights . you know that , right ? jesse : yeah , i 'd like you to keep the right to remain silent in mind , hotshot . david : did n't you daughter tell you about the spanking she got from the mayor ? both of your careers are hanging by a thread . now where 's my damn paperwork ? jesse : oh , you got much bigger problems than that right now , buddy . david : what are you talking about ? jesse : bam . greenlee : they know . i told them about erica .
the wedding reception for amanda and jake continues . colby and tad watch damon and liza dance . angie feels faint , but jesse is right there with her . natalia lets david know that he is stuck in jail . david reminds natalia of the law . jack and krystal dance and discuss erica 's whereabouts . greenlee almost confesses to ryan about erica , but runs out before she will tell him anything . ryan asks greenlee what had she done . the judge reminds natalia of the law and david 's rights . madison watches ryan leave with ryan . david arrives at the reception and finds out that greenlee had left with ryan . at fusion , greenlee tells ryan about the airplane . jack listens to greenlee 's confession .
[ previously_on ] joe : sooner or later , you will have to accept the fact that there was nothing anyone could have done to save leora . kendall : erica has a right to know what greenlee did . palmer : at the expense of turning on your friend ? jack : i 'm just a human being who is sick to death of you constantly trying to push us apart . erica : jack ? jack ! jack -- [ scene_break ] joe : contact the red cross blood bank . tell them our supply is severely depleted . as soon as they can . yes . david : joe , i want some answers . joe : and let me know the e.t.a . on the delivery when you can , huh ? thank you . yes , david , what is it ? david : where is leora 's autopsy report ? joe : let 's talk about this in private . david : no . no . unless you have something to hide , we 're going to talk about it right here . joe : david , there 's nothing to hide . nothing . we simply have n't received all the autopsy results yet . david : that 's a bunch of garbage , and you know it . joe : can you give it a day or two , please ? that way , when we have all the information , we 'll make a better judgment as to what happened . david : i know what already happened , and you know what already happened -- you killed my daughter . and you 're stalling now because you know that that report is going to prove it . reggie : i said i 'd handle it . luis : yeah , well , music appreciation is n't what i had in mind . reggie : she 's gone , is n't she ? luis : she better stay gone ! and if you ever disrespect me like that again , you 're not going to live long enough to collect that 10 % . reggie : i 'm straight . we 're cool . luis : yeah , well , eyes on the prize , dog . so let 's quit wasting time , ok ? we 'll move the copper tomorrow . i got some buyers in mind for all this choice electrical . think fast , or she 'll never know what hit her . reggie : oh , joni , what -- what are you doing here ? joni : my dad 's still in a meeting , my mom ca n't pick me up , and i 'm stuck here with you . reggie : oh , well -- you know , it does n't have to be a total loss . joni : what 's that supposed to mean ? reggie : i just wanted to know if you wanted to go to a party or something , down at the beach . kendall : ok . austin , phoenix , los angeles -- greenlee : give me that . kendall : what are you doing ? greenlee : this is confidential fusion info . kendall : yes , and i 'm a partner . since when do we keep secrets from each other ? greenlee : since you went to the competition . erica : jack ? jack . jack . talk to me , jack ! jack , please ! anna : oh , my -- what happened ? what happened ? erica : jack -- i do n't know . i do n't know . anna : let me see . jackson ? jackson ! jackson . ok , can you call 911 ? did you hear me ? erica -- call 911 ! erica : no , i ca n't . i ca n't leave him . i ca n't leave him . anna : if you do n't work with me , we could lose him . i do n't know what 's wrong with him . jackson ? jackson ? can you hear me ? jack ! kendall : what are you talking about ? greenlee : trust . why did you set a land speed record ratting me out to erica ? you could n't wait to tell her that i got my grandfather to hire lena . kendall : ok , it 's no big deal . erica would have found out eventually . greenlee : but i did n't expect her to find out from my partner . what i ca n't handle and what fusion does n't need is a traitor . kendall : oh , come on , greenlee . it 's not like i gave up our company secrets . greenlee : you gave me up to score points with erica . kendall : she had a right to know . greenlee : what is she going to have a right to know next , hmm ? our campaign strategies ? our marketing ideas ? our product development ? kendall : no , i would never do that . greenlee : you seem to have forgotten that when we started fusion , our goal was to beat enchantment . kendall : yeah , it still is . greenlee : when you 're not sucking up to erica . kendall : she 's my mother . greenlee : that piranha will never be the mother you want her to be . anna : oh , jackson ! can you hear me ? jackson , can you -- what happened , exactly ? erica : he -- he -- we were arguing , and he -- he collapsed . i tried to tell him , and he would n't listen . anna : ok , listen , can you call 911 for me ? could you just do that ? please . jack ! it 's anna here . can you hear me ? come on . erica : yes , i need your help . a man has collapsed . yes . oh , the address is -- 400 lake drive . 400 lake drive . anna : can i -- erica : yes . anna : this is chief devane here . the patient is jackson montgomery . he -- well , his pulse is very rapid and his breathing seems to be shallow . unresponsive totally . yeah . we need an ambulance , e.m.t.s it 's apartment 3-g . yes . thank you . and hurry . joe : david , i promise you 'll be notified as soon as we receive all the autopsy results . i was in contact with the pathologist this morning . david : those tests are n't going to tell me anything i do n't already know . my daughter 's dead because of you . joe : all right , look , can we talk about this someplace else ? david : trust me , when i 'm through with you , everyone in this hospital 's going to know that you 're incompetent . joe : all right . i know how hard this is for you , but there 's no use discussing it until we have all the facts . david : the facts ? you want to know the facts ? the facts are this -- you kept me from saving my daughter 's life , that when you had the chance , you chose to let her die . and i 'm telling you , joe , god help you when i get those results . doctor : is there a problem , dr. martin ? joe : no , no , no , no . no , everything 's under control . is n't that right , david ? david : you can hide behind your title and your reputation all you want , but when the truth comes out -- and i swear to you , it will , joe -- i 'm going to sue you and this hospital for everything you 've got . doctor : you want me to call security ? joe : no . the man buried his child today . come . let 's go . man : i have to get this report to the lab immediately . woman : right away , doctor . david : where is it ? i know it 's here . it 's got to be here . leora devane hayward . joni : you 're asking me to go to a party with you ? reggie : yeah , a graduation party down at the beach . joni : but we 're not even seniors . we ca n't crash a party -- reggie : chill out , church lady . get over it . we 're going to go , we 're going to chill . who 's going to care ? joni : ok , hold on a second . first you blow me off , and now you want me to go to a party with you ? reggie : yeah . there 's going to be food , dancing . going to have a lot of fun . joni : um -- i ca n't . no , my mom 's coming . reggie : so why do n't you just call her , tell her there 's a change of plans ? joni : the party 's not even chaperoned . she would not let me go , anyway . reggie : so why do n't you just lie to her ? joni : i ca n't lie to her . reggie : look , you lied to her -- you went to jail , and they let you live , so it 's going to be easy . joni : no . forget it , no . just go . i 'll wait here . that 's fine . reggie : you -- joni : go . go for it . go ahead . reggie : whatever . [ rap music plays ] mr. stafford : what on earth are you listening to ? [ girls laugh ] girl : oh , my god ! boy : what are you doing ? second boy : come on , bro . [ music plays ] jamie : you aced four years of high school . why are n't you partying ? laurie : i 'm working up to it . what 's your excuse ? jamie : i just got here . you looked hot at graduation . laurie : you were there ? jamie : did n't you hear me whistling when they called your name ? laurie : you should 've said hi or something . jamie : i did n't want to interrupt any family thing . and , besides , your dad 's not too crazy about me . laurie : what family ? my brother and sister -- they got into a fight with my dad , and he told them not to come . jamie : is n't that your call , though ? i mean , graduation is your day , not his . laurie : yeah , it should be , but my dad makes all the decisions in our house , whether i like them or not . thank god i 'll be in a dorm in the next few months . jamie : i hear you . your dad still must 've been stoked about you getting your diploma . laurie : yeah , well , he never made it to the ceremony . jamie : i 'm sorry to hear that . laurie : it 's no big deal . you know what i really wish , though ? jamie : what 's that ? laurie : that my mom could have been there . jamie : i bet she would 've cheered for you . and i know that you probably wanted somebody else to be there , too . laurie : who ? jamie : j.r . laurie : honestly ? i barely even thought about him . jamie : but you love j.r . laurie : not for a long time . kendall : i do n't have any expectations when it comes to erica . greenlee : please , that 's all you have . kendall : you 're wrong . erica actually said that she needed me . greenlee : erica does n't know the difference between needing someone and using them . kendall : she 's not using me , ok ? you -- you have no idea what erica and i have . greenlee : you have nothing . she used you to get to michael . and now that she 's got that , she 's gone . kendall : no . now i have a mother . greenlee : you know what ? if you actually think that your -- erica 's ready to be a mother to you , you 're setting yourself up for a fall . kendall : god , you are so cynical . greenlee : no , i 'm scarred . i had the same fantasies about my mother . kendall : yeah , but if your mother reached out to you , you 'd take it -- greenlee : i 'd check my pockets before she left . all i want from my mother is for her to leave town before she causes me any more grief . are you going to finish this anytime soon ? kendall : yeah , sure , if you 'll let me . we have to send copies of the promos to new york , atlanta , miami . greenlee : promise me , no more running to erica . kendall : all right . ok . so , i have been reviewing some of the videotape submissions from our trip to chicago at the white star lounge . greenlee : how 'd we do ? kendall : really good . fantastic , actually ! we 're not going to have any trouble finding our sexy guy . greenlee : well , is simone not taking the tapes home with her ? kendall : well , i told her that she has to share with us . i told her she has to share . we have to see them , too . greenlee : and she listened ? kendall : i do n't fight with simone . i leave that to you . greenlee : i 'm just trying to keep her focused . [ elevator door opens ] kendall : ok , well , we 'll see if that works . oh , well , it looks like that 's not going to be a problem . greenlee : who 's your friend ? man : the answer to your prayers . kendall : and what are we praying for , exactly ? man : the sexiest man in america , and here i am . your search is over . joe : what are you doing ? david : what does it look like i 'm doing ? i 'm reading the autopsy results you claimed were n't ready yet . joe : you 're reading the pathologist 's preliminary notes . david : and you 've already sanitized them for public consumption . joe : that 's not true . david : you lied to me about these findings , joe . joe : no , i did not . david : you tried to keep me from getting this information . joe : oh , this is too much , david . too much . you 've gone too far . security -- get me security . david : i 've gone too far ? i have n't even begun . this -- this proves that there 's a cover - up , and i 'm going to expose it . joe : david , there is no cover - up . there is -- no crime has been committed . and until we have all the information -- david : we do n't need any more information . it 's all a pack of lies ! joe : no , david , they 're facts . david : no , these are twisted by you . you killed my daughter , joe . you think i 'm going to let you walk away from that ? you think i 'm going to walk away from that ? tad : hey , get off him . joe : tad , tad , do n't , do n't . all right . it 's all right . tad : that 's it . back off -- do you understand ? i 've had it with you . your daughter is gone . i am sorry about that . that does not give you the right to attack anybody , especially my father . erica : anna , i am so truly sorry about your daughter . anna : thank you . erica : i 'm sure this is the last place on earth you 'd like to be right now . why do n't you go home ? i 'll call you when there 's news . anna : no , i 'd rather stay . i want to make sure jackson 's all right , see it with my own eyes . erica : dr. orlin , how 's jackson ? dr. orlin : mr. montgomery has what 's called a slow bleeder . it 's the result of the gunshot wound he sustained . erica : but that was long ago . dr. orlin : sometimes when there 's a great deal of trauma to an area , a damaged vein continues to seep . the internal bleeding can go undetected for weeks , even longer . anna : so why did he pass out ? dr. orlin : hypovolemic shock . it 's another result of the internal bleeding . was he agitated at the time he collapsed ? erica : it 's all my fault . please , just tell me that he 's going to be all right . dr. orlin : we have to operate to find the source of the bleeding , and he needs a transfusion . anna : yeah , but his chances for recovery are good , right ? erica : what ? what is it ? dr. orlin : unfortunately , mr. montgomery has a rare blood cell phenotype . erica : what -- what does that mean ? please , just tell me that jackson is going to pull through this , is n't he , dr. orlin ? [ rap music plays ] joni : dad -- what are you doing here , dad ? mom was supposed to pick me up . [ music stops ] mr. stafford : i got out of my meeting early , and i 'm very glad that i did . since when did you start listening to music like that ? joni : it 's -- mr. stafford : honey , i told you , no good can come from listening to trash like that . joni : it 's not trash , dad . it 's -- reggie : it 's just mine . mr. stafford : yours ? reggie : yeah . i do n't know how it got in there , but -- must have got in there by accident , but it 's mine . mr. stafford : and who exactly are you ? joni : dad , this is reggie porter . he works with me . reggie : yeah . hey . mr. stafford : so you 're part of the habitat program ? joni : yeah , reggie is mr. montgomery 's go - to guy on the project . reggie : yeah , i 'm kind of like what you call the jefe . mr. stafford : the what ? joni : the -- the jefe -- it 's -- it means that he 's in charge when mr. montgomery 's not around . mr. stafford : you ? really ? reggie : yeah . mr. stafford : well , i would appreciate it if you did n't play that kind of music -- joni : dad -- mr. stafford : around my daughter . you understand me , do n't you , reginald ? reggie : yes , sir . mr. stafford : good . you ready to go , sweetie ? joni : um -- yeah , actually , i ca n't go right now . mr. stafford : why not ? joni : because i have to wait for a late delivery tonight . mr. stafford : ok . then i 'll wait with you , sweetie . joni : but then we have to go over some vendor invoices -- reggie : yeah , vendor stuff -- joni : with mr. montgomery when he comes back , and it 's probably going to take a while for him to get here , you know . mr. stafford : well , you know i do n't approve of jackson keeping you out this late . you sure that he 's going to be back soon ? reggie : very soon . joni : positive . yeah . mr. stafford : ok . well , it 's for a worthy cause , right ? and listen , you call me when you 're done . i will come pick you up . joni : ok . all right . bye , dad . mr. stafford : great . joni : ok . mr. stafford : call me . joni : i will . [ joni chuckles ] joni : sorry about that . my dad 's a little old - fashioned . reggie : i ca n't believe it , you know -- joni : what ? reggie : lightning did n't strike , hell did n't freeze over . i just do n't get it . joni : what are you -- what are you talking about ? reggie : girl , you just lied to your father , and if -- if i would n't have seen it myself , i never would 've believed it . joni : ok , are you going to diss me or are we going to go to a party , mr. reginald ? reggie : i do n't know . i kind of want to stay and work . come on , let 's go to a party . [ joni laughs ] reggie : get your stuff . kendall : well , he 's sure got a lot of chrome . simone : ah . greenlee : i 'm surprised you 're sharing . man : hey , am i going to be on one of these ? simone : i ca n't get rid of him . ok , i was handing out contest forms , and studly over there keeps following me . kendall : oh , worse things have happened . simone : oh , no . kendall : oh , i get dibs on his videotape . simone : oh , please , honey , you have got to ask him contest questions before you get all mano a mano on him . greenlee : so , catch , tell us what makes you sexy . catch : why waste time talking ? [ catch chuckles ] kendall : oh , ok . all right , we get it . greenlee : uh -- what do you find sexy in a woman ? catch : her smile and a body that wo n't quit . greenlee : mm - hmm . will you excuse us ? catch : sure . simone : do you get it now ? he 's about as sexy as a sump pump . greenlee : and almost as smart . simone : almost . greenlee : yeah . kenny : good . you 're here . simone : hey , kenny . did you come to see me ? kenny : yeah -- no . i -- i came to see carlos . i 've got some papers about his case . greenlee : he 's not here right now . kenny : oh , well , is it ok if i leave him a note ? simone : sure . yeah , sure . here . let me help you . catch : hi , i 'm fusion 's sexiest man in america . kenny : that 's quite a grip . kendall : all right -- whoa . time - out , bubba . time - out . you -- you have n't won anything yet . greenlee : yeah . you know , you have to enter the contest first . kendall : yeah , and in order to enter , you have to submit a videotape . and we 're running this contest nationwide . we have n't chosen any winners yet . simone : right , and i 'm still going through all the submissions we got from club ivar in l.a . greenlee : we know , simone . kendall : oh , besides , so many men do not know about our contest . we want to give them all a chance ! catch : well , i assume you accept nudity -- i mean , if it 's tasteful ? kendall : uh , no , we do n't , and your ride 's here . catch : try not to miss me . [ greenlee chuckles ] kendall : ah , right . all right , you know what ? i 'm all for eye candy , but that guy was a turnoff majorly . greenlee : what a skeeze . fusion 's sexiest man has to be more interested in more than his reflection . simone : yeah , he needs to be someone that , you know , is there for you when you need him . someone who 's real . someone that does n't even know that he 's even hot . what are the chances that he 's even in here ? erica : dr. orlin , surely this hospital has enough of that blood type on hand . anna : what exactly is it that jackson needs ? dr. orlin : he needs blood that 's not only the same type but has the same phenotype as well . erica : well , why do you make that sound as if it 's a problem ? i mean , jack had transfusions when he was admitted here for his gunshot wound . dr. orlin : unfortunately , the hospital blood bank is experiencing a shortage . erica : that 's unacceptable . anna : have you tried the red cross ? dr. orlin : with such a rare phenotype , the local chapter does n't have a match , either . we 're checking the national registry . but the quickest and usually the most effective solution is to test family members . erica : all right . well , jack has a sister , kit . she 's out of the country , but i can call bianca , my daughter . that 's jack 's niece . may i use your phone ? dr. orlin : yes . dial nine first . erica : thank you . [ anna sighs ] dr. orlin : is there anyone else directly related ? anna : oh , not that i know of . dr. orlin : we need a larger pool of donors . [ phone rings ] bianca : hello . erica : oh , bianca . thank god i caught you , honey . bianca : oh , mom , what is this about ? do you want to set me up with another girl or lecture me about lena again ? because i 'm really not in the mood right now . erica : bianca , i 'm at the hospital . bianca : the hospital ? why , mom ? are you ok ? erica : it 's uncle jack . he 's collapsed , honey , and he needs you . bianca : oh , my god . all right . i 'll be right over . joe : ok , come on . tad : what is your problem ? joe : tad , tad -- tad : why is it always -- joe : it 's all right . tad : it 's not all right ! what are you trying to do , goad him into a heart attack ? david : oh , please . tad : is that what you 're trying to do ? david : it was arrhythmia , and it was your fault . tad : my fault ? david : too bad it was n't the real thing . then leora and heaven knows how many other patients would still be alive today . tad : oh , that 's it . joe : all right -- tad : you 're out of here right now . joe : david , get out ! tad : i 'll be more than happy to help you . david : i do n't need your help . i 'm leaving . but i already have everything that i want right here . this proves , joe , that my daughter 's death is because of your poor judgment and your incompetence . joe : you know , david , everyone in that o.r . did the very best they could . david : based on what information , joe ? it says right here -- `` heart too weak to withstand surgery . `` that 's what i was saying to you all along , but yet you had to move forward . joe : we knew there were issues . david : yes , we did , so why did you recommend surgery ? joe : because leora 's heart was overtaxed by the demands of her body . and without that pacemaker , she would 've suffered massive organ failure ! david : leora 's heart did not fail her , joe . you did . damn it , you knew that i could save her ! that 's why you kept me out of the o.r . ! joe : no , david , no . david : jake tried to stop me , too , when i operated on leora in utero . but i would n't let him stop me . i kept going and i saved her life . you may have prevented me from saving my daughter 's life this time , joe , but you 're not going to stop me now . i am not going to rest until i see justice for you murdering my daughter . tad : what is wrong with you ? look , what about your responsibility in all this , all right ? you 're the one that burst into the o.r . you 're the one that interrupted the surgery , distracted the surgeon . you 're as much to blame for leora 's death as anybody ! david : yeah , go ahead . you spin this any way you want . there is a cover - up here , and i 'm going to expose it . joe : david , if you 're unhappy with the findings , you can always consult with another pathologist . david : oh , really ? and how do you suggest i do that , joe ? what , you 're saying i should dig my daughter up out of her grave and perform another autopsy ? is that what you 're saying ? is that what you want me to do ? [ music plays ] jamie : so , you 're -- you 're over j.r. ? laurie : totally . jamie : so you -- you 've been lying to me ? laurie : i did n't lie , exactly . i just said i was still in love with j.r. because i -- i did n't want to get involved with anyone . jamie : like me ? laurie : like anyone . jamie : why ? laurie : jamie , my mom married her high school sweetheart , and her life tanked . no way is that happening to me . i 'm going to college , and i 'm going to have a career and a real life , and then i 'll look for the right guy . jamie : wow . ok . i guess you got everything planned out -- laurie : yep . jamie : except for one thing . laurie : what ? jamie : when exactly did you hear me propose to you ? laurie : jamie , i just -- i got in really deep with j.r. , and it made me realize that i did n't want to get serious with anyone . jamie : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . who said anything about getting serious ? laurie : jamie , you came on so strong . jamie : because i like you , not because i want to marry you . laurie : look , just forget it , ok ? jamie : i do n't want to forget it . i just want us to hang out and have fun . and if anything happens , i think we should blame it on the moon or something . laurie : it must be a full moon . there 's no other explanation . jamie : for what ? [ girls giggle ] joni : hey , you guys . reggie : hey , how you doing ? joni : congratulations , laurie . reggie : yeah , congratulations . you made it out . laurie : thanks , guys . now all i have to do is get through four years of college . reggie : you 're a brainiac . it 's not going to be a problem . jamie : great . do you want a drink , man ? reggie : yeah , no problem , man . jamie : cool . all right . laurie : so , what 's up with you ? joni : oh , we probably should n't have crashed , but he kind of just -- laurie : no , girl . i mean , what 's up with you and reggie ? simone : really ? greenlee : someone who cares , who 's real , who 's there when you need him . kendall : who does n't even know how hot he is . simone : ok . kenny may be all those things , but he 's just kenny . kenny : ok , so , would you make sure carlos gets this for me ? simone : of course . sure . kenny : thanks . simone : is there anything else ? kenny : yeah . i was wondering if -- if you 'd like -- if you have the time , if you want to have dinner . simone : tonight ? kenny : yeah . simone : oh . actually , i ca n't . i have to hit the grad party tonight at the beach . kenny : oh , i see . simone : it 's for work . i 'm handing out , like , these samples for fusion 's , you know , body glitter . kenny : wait , you 're -- you 're going to a gathering on a public beach with teenagers and body glitter ? simone : what can i say ? i love my job . kenny : simone , that sounds like a pretty high - risk environment . i mean , as your lawyer , i suggest -- kendall : why do n't you go with her ? i mean , come on . how much trouble can simone get into with her lawyer present ? kenny : that 's a great idea . simone : what a great idea . kenny : shall we ? simone : yeah . carlos ' note . bye . kendall : bye . simone : stay close . kendall : so , you want to check out some more videotapes and find our sexy guy ? greenlee : i guess . kendall : what do you mean , you guess ? a minute ago , you were totally psyched about this . greenlee : checking out all these guys -- kendall : yeah , it 's sweet , is n't it ? ooh . greenlee : mostly . kendall : `` mostly `` ? what , there 's a downside to this ? greenlee : no , not for us . i mean , we 're doing it for fusion , for the good of the company . kendall : yes , we 're very noble . greenlee : it 's just that my mother -- she used to do it just to do it , you know ? kendall : yeah , well , she 's a woman . i mean , it 's not like it 's a crime , greenlee . [ elevator door opens ] greenlee : well , you 've never seen her in action . what ? mary : hi . hi , kendall . kendall : hi . greenlee : mother . kendall : um -- excuse me . i -- i got to go . mary : i hope you do n't mind me stopping by . greenlee : why are you still in town ? mary : i told you marian chandler was showing me real estate . do n't you remember ? greenlee : you were serious about that ? what happened to summering in portofino ? mary : my daughter 's not there . greenlee : all right , mother . what are you up to now ? anna : ok . thank you . sorry . erica : what 's taking so long ? do n't you think they should be finished testing bianca by now ? anna : yes , you would think so , but i 'm sorry . man : ms. kane ? erica : oh , no -- you know what ? man : we hear your fiancé -- or is it ex - fiancé -- erica : please , please . man : was admitted to the e.r . anna : inappropriate -- ok -- man : your previous ex - fiancé , agent stamp -- anna : turn the camera off now ! man : but , chief , this is a big story . anna : we 're going to give miss kane some privacy . come over here . i will tell you what i know about the d.a . come on . so rude . erica : bianca , bianca , did they finish testing you ? bianca : i 'm sorry . i 'm not a match . erica : that 's all right . that 's all right , sweetheart . we 're just going to -- we 're going to keep on looking . bianca : it could take forever to find the right match . uncle jack ca n't wait that long . erica : no , you know what ? we do n't have to wait . anna : so , really , that is all i can tell you about mr. montgomery 's status . erica : excuse me . do you want an exclusive from me ? man : you bet we do . erica : then you turn that camera on . joe : david -- there 'll be no second autopsy . david : that 's not your call . joe : no , it 's anna 's . i 've reviewed the options with her . she decided against it . [ david sighs ] joe : however , david , you could always have your own pathologist review the hospital 's notes . david : this is amazing . so anna signed off on further investigation based on your advice ? joe : i did not influence her decision . david : like hell you did n't ! you used her grief to get her to do what you wanted ! tad : where were you ? when she had the courage to make a decision , where were you ? at least she was there to make one ! david : do n't you try to turn this on me . i know exactly what you 're doing . you convinced anna to go along with the surgery , and you talked her into getting me out of that o.r . you both manipulated her to get her to cover up your lies ! guard : dr. martin , there 's a problem ? joe : yes . please remove dr. hayward . david : i 'm telling you , joe , you ask for another lawsuit -- tad : get him out of here . david : and you 're going to get it . guard : come on , pal . david : kiss your job goodbye . [ music plays ] simone : thank you . oh , watch yourself . [ girls laugh ] simone : oh , my -- oh ! ooh , could i borrow you just for a second ? this is so fun . here -- try this . girl : oh . simone : it 's new from fusion -- body glitter . girl : thank you . simone : you 'll love it . and , actually , you should really think about , you know , signing your man up for our fusion contest -- girl : ok . simone : the sexiest man . kenny : simone -- simone : thank you . kenny : simone , that -- that 's a keg . simone : oh , i 'm so glad you actually recognize one when you see it . oh , here , here . i want to give you fusion body glitter . it 's on the house . girl : thanks ! simone : you 'll love it . girl : cheers . kenny : i told you this could be trouble , simone . you ca n't have another run - in with the cops . simone : kenny , will you lighten up ? these are just kids . they 're having fun . none of them are going to start anything . good lord -- oh , hey . new from fusion -- body glitter . you 'll love it . girl : thanks . simone : you 're welcome . kenny : that was definitely a minor with a beer . simone : it 's a grad party . and you 're right -- we are probably , like , the only adults here . kenny : which makes us legally responsible for the underage drinking . come on . simone : kenny , it is a tradition , ok ? let them have their fun . kenny : what if something happens ? simone : then we will look the other way . now , i want you to loosen up , ok ? can you do that for me ? can you just calm down and chill out ? can you do that for me ? please ? kenny : ok . simone : ok . oh , here 's some beach – joni : there is absolutely nothing going on between me and reggie . nothing . laurie : oh , come on . i saw you two bumping booties . joni : we did n't bump anything , ok ? we were just listening to music over there . laurie : whatever . how -- i ca n't believe you 're even here . how did you convince your parents to let you come ? joni : well -- i lied . laurie : no way . joni : yeah , well , they may find out , but i 'm having so much fun . oh , my gosh . laurie : i saw . joni : no , you did n't see . no , you did n't . laurie : mm - hmm . joni : reggie 's -- he 's fine , but i am not interested whatsoever . laurie : right . fine . joni : i 'm not . laurie : mm - hmm . jamie : so , how 'd you get stuck with joni tagging along ? reggie : well , you know , she 's not so bad once you get used to her , but did n't you used to date her ? jamie : yeah , for a while . reggie : well , what happened ? jamie : well , i guess i could n't follow all the commandments , so , you know , whatever . reggie : hmm . jamie : looks like you made her bend a few . reggie : what happened ? oh , no , i did n't do that . she did it on her own . jamie : wait , wait . joni just does n't sin for anybody . you interested ? reggie : i 'm interested who ? no , man . you must be crazy . joni ? no . jamie : ok . reggie : thank you . all right , thank you . [ jamie chuckles ] jamie : good luck , bro . reggie : yeah , i know . good luck . jamie : you want another ? reggie : yeah , pour me some . simone : this is your first kegger , is n't it , kenny ? kenny : uh -- maybe . simone : you know , you really need to get out more often . kenny : well , work keeps me kind of busy . simone : really ? [ simone chuckles ] kenny : uh , simone -- simone : whoo ! look at that . kenny : how do you get this stuff off ? simone : ooh , that 's so pretty . oh , water . just water . kenny : i ca n't show up to court tomorrow with glitter on me . simone : oh . well , then , i guess we 're going to have to make sure we get rid of every single little sparkly speck . kenny : uh -- what are you -- what are you -- there are minors . simone : yeah ? we 're just going to go swimming , kenny . you do know how to swim , do n't you ? kenny : uh -- yeah , but -- simone : well , what are you waiting for ? strip . david : this is ridiculous . would you just get off my back , please ? tad : why do n't you just be grateful nobody 's pressing charges ? anna : what is going on ? david : i caught joe trying to cover up why leora died . tad : oh , for god 's sakes , he did not . anna : what ? david : do n't listen to them . anna , everything they 're telling you is a lie . please ! guard : come on , let 's go ! david : look , this hospital 's being run by a -- by a murderer , and i 'm going to prove it ! anna : what happened ? joe : he saw the preliminary notes on leora 's autopsy . anna : you showed it to him without me ? tad : no , that 's the thing . he broke into dad 's office and stole them . anna : what does it say ? joe : i had wanted to wait until all the results were in , but if you like , i 'll go through them and explain what they 've found out so far . anna : yeah , thank you . joe : all right . tad : all right , come on . [ anna sighs ] [ monitor beeps ] erica : jack . you 're going to be fine , jack . bianca : yeah . when mom talks , people listen . erica : all we need is one person , the right person , to save you . mary : darling , for once in my life , i 'm up to no more than settling down . greenlee : but here ? is n't pine valley kind of boring for you ? mary : be that as it may , pine valley is where my daughter is and my heart . greenlee : since when ? there 's a man , is n't there ? mary : no , there 's not a man , but i would like there to be . greenlee : did you and marian already cruise the latest crop of pool boys ? mary : greenlee , i know that you do n't like the choices that i 've made . i do n't blame you . greenlee : i 'd rather not discuss your past , mother , ok ? mary : i know i do n't say the right thing at the right time , i know that i make promises that i ca n't keep , but the only way i 'm going to change this is if i stay close to you so that we can spend some time together . greenlee : you 've always been better at spending money , not spending time with me . kendall : you guys , mia just called . she said we had to check this out . erica : as many of you know , district attorney jackson montgomery is a rare individual . and he also has a rare blood type . right now , he is in desperate need of a donor . somewhere out there , someone is a perfect match . so please , come to pine valley hospital -- mary : oh , my god . erica : tell the nurses in the e.r . that you want to help . greenlee : mother , what 's wrong ? erica : please , come to pine valley hospital . [ next_on ] [ sirens ] simone : i am not running through pine valley in my panties ! kenny : would you rather get arrested in your panties ? greenlee : i warned kendall she was setting herself up for more disappointment from mother dearest . erica : i am not her mother . mary : i should 've chosen you .
erica and anna bring jackson to the hospital . the doctor tells them that jackson needs a blood transfusion right away . he says jackson has a very rare blood type and that the hospital has run out of blood supplies . bianca comes in and tests her blood , but it too does n't match . erica becomes desperate and gets on tv to plead with the viewers to come in and donate their blood . david breaks into joe 's office and finds leora 's autopsy reports . when joe finds him , david accuses him of trying to cover up his mistakes . joe and tad call security and have david escorted out of the hospital . anna sees david being lead out and wonders what 's going on . joe tells her that david saw the autopsy report . anna asks to see the report as well and joe leads her into his office . in an effort to get away from luis , reggie takes joni to the senior graduation party on the beach . at the party , lori tells jamie that she 's over jr , but she 's not ready to jump into another relationship . simone comes to party to hand out fusion samples . kenny tags along to make sure simone does n't get in trouble again . he warns her that there 's a lot of underage drinking going on and that they should leave . simone tells kenny to lighten up and go skinny dipping with her . greenlee tells kendall to not trust erica , and says that mary and erica fall in the same category . mary shows up and tells greenlee she wants to spend more time with her . greenlee does n't buy it and asks which man she 's running after now .